April 19, 2024 • 35 mins
Friday (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, we continue cleaning out our warehouse and find a few of the Big Show Alarms from the 1990’s.. - We explore the Top10 Things Up John Boy’s Butt.. - On the Playhouse, Sister Mary convinces a elderly member of her church to attend a seminar for newlyweds.. - John Boy tries out for a spot in the Soggy Bottom Boys Band.. - and Tom Sorensen covers all things sports..
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Speaker 1 (00:21):
Good Friday Morning, Got a Big Show on the radio
super fla Now.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
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Speaker 1 (00:48):
Are right now? Please way be the blonde less me
my contestant.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
He is Roddingey at a beautiful Pine, not Inentucky. Good morning, Rodney,
Good morning dun Boys, Hey Bunny, welcome.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
Alright, Roddie.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
Know how we're gonna do this.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Gonna ask Tatter some questions you agree or disagree on
whether you think she's right or not? Two bills before
two buzzers win. All right, all right, Taylor, there's a
Rodney a fair.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Pine after Friday, Rodney, Roddy.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
All right, So here we go day.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
One of the most famous paintings by the French artist
Renoir Art. This is called two Girls at at Once
at Once.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
You know the French. You don't heard it two Girls
at the Park. It's entitled this called two Girls at
the Park.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
At the Park is a Wren Wir painting. Rodney, what
you think, agree or disagree?
Speaker 4 (02:10):
I agree?
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Agree with that two girls at the piano. Piano was
where the two girls were, but they were together.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
All right, we need to bail here Rodney's tatter.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
They are happy, happy, cooperative and industrious, and their slogan
is give service.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Who are they? The very serious Hooters waitresses.
Speaker 5 (02:48):
The holy serious ones. This is their job man, cooperative, industrious.
That is the salvation army.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
You have the service Salvation army. Right, need do you
agree or disagree? I hate to be dumb with them blonde,
but I think I agree.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
You think you do?
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Yeah? Yeah, those the campfire girls. Who those girls are?
The campfire girls?
Speaker 6 (03:18):
Well you never said girls.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Help help a blonde out, but you.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
Said Hooters girl. Oh lesson ar rody. We're gonna give
you a nice consolation prize. Make you happy, buddy, appreciate
you listening and glad you almost won. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
All right, buddy, Jackie, make him happy.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
I will.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Bat them money. I wear on top of your news.
Right on the other side, our.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
Time catch hoos Friday morning.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
About twenty minutes. Gon't call it was always.
Speaker 7 (04:30):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one export.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Good morning Big Shows.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
On the radio, billing a gang my three girls, Jackie,
Taylor and Pearl very amusing real quick. You know we
have dog lovers out there. This dog is so funny.
I swear it's a person in there, Marcy.
Speaker 8 (05:03):
We have swivel chairs for those of you out there
who have never been in the studio.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
So she keeps hitting Marcy and jumping up on Marcy's arms.
She wants a treat.
Speaker 8 (05:10):
That's sitting back here on the table. So Tater said,
watch this. Tater turns her back on her. She waits
for a few minutes. She stares at the tree. Then
she walks around Tatter's other side. Tata turns back on again.
She gets crossed up in Tata's headphones and the cord
is around her.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
Next she doesn't care. She keeps hitting that Marci, like,
give me a tree.
Speaker 8 (05:29):
She ain't got nothing but time. She's patient, patient. She
will sit there Marcy, look at Marshy's back. Two three minutes.
Then she'll come around her feet. Marcy turn again, She'll
set two three minue. You're gonna give me a tree? Well,
you don't have to say the apple didn't fall forth.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
Parl's starting to look like me she been last couple
of years.
Speaker 7 (05:53):
Chun Boy and Billy Morning Radio.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
Dumb right, good morning, that's a big shaw on the radio.
(06:31):
Who's moving around the trailer this morning?
Speaker 6 (06:33):
Man?
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Hello, oay, this's hoint all my life. I want to
fight about it all right now, John Mory Miller here.
Speaker 9 (06:40):
Way sare you better hurry? No driving, nose picking, knuckles dragging.
Self actualizing, pervert. Self actualizing That means fully living up
to one's potential. Oh, the new reader's digest come yesterday.
I was just sitting here on the commode increasing my
word part.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
Thanks with the visual. So wats new over at Temptation trailer?
Speaker 9 (07:02):
Well, old deverish nephew Dumas has been flopping here for about.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
A week now.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
Think I ever heard you talk about Dumas before?
Speaker 9 (07:09):
Oh, he's the baby of the family, so of course
he knows every dead gum fan. Got tired of fighting
with his mom and daddy, so he packed his clothes,
bought him a bus ticket, let out on the road
to mature.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
Well how's it going so far?
Speaker 3 (07:22):
Na too?
Speaker 9 (07:22):
Yes, yesterday morning he says he got a little money
saved up. He's going out to buy him a car.
Come sputtering into the body shop about lunch time, driving
this nasty old sixty five Volkswagen buck worst hunk of
junk you ever seen in your life. He says, you
like it?
Speaker 3 (07:38):
This my new car?
Speaker 9 (07:39):
I said, well, how about moving it? It's leaking oil
all over the parking lot. Wan't you get that thing anyway?
Thomas says from his failer, Rufus McGhee only give him
a hundred dollars for it. I said, well you still
got jip see Ruvers McGee. He's one of him. Shade
tree Fellers sells cars out of his front yard, the type.
Remember Andy Griffith show where Barney bought that junkie car
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from old Missus Lash.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
Of course I do.
Speaker 9 (08:03):
Yeah, Well Rufus sells the one missus Leash turns down. Anyways,
I said, boy, take that piece of crab back over
here and make him give you your money back. He says, well,
wait a minute, I know it don't look like Maushman.
I got it so cheap. I got some money left over.
Figured you and Deavor could fix it up for me.
I says, son, that car ain't worth doing nothing too,
and I take it back. I was giving him something
(08:26):
what you call tough love, I says, debort, you follow
him over in the truck and give him a ride
back over here. So the two of them drove off,
and I picked up the phone. Called Old Rufus, I says,
mister McGee. This, here's John d. Rayford with the Walt
Disney Company. We're fixing to do us a remake of
herb Be the love Bug, and we're looking for a
Volkswagen Bug nineteen sixty five model. Don't matter what shape
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it's in, we're gonna fix it up. I'll give you
three hundred dollars for it. Old Rufe says man. I
wish you'd call me a half hour ago. I had
just the one you looking for. Sold I says, well,
let me give you my phone number. If you run
up on the more, i'ma give me a call. I
figured when Duma showed up Old Rufus about the old
car back fashion. You can pull a greasy string out
(09:10):
of cancer.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
But that's good thinking. Did you get that one out
of readers digest too?
Speaker 9 (09:14):
No, that one is original.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
Congratulations.
Speaker 9 (09:17):
So what happened, Well, about a half hour later they
come back to the body shop, both of them just smiling,
to beat the band. I says, well, how to go,
and them says, per dang good. I just went in
there and told old mister rufus McGee. I wasn't satisfied.
He says, well, then all bright back from you. I said, See,
I told you all you got to do is show
a little backbone. Folks respect that just Endeavored says, well, wait,
(09:40):
here's the part where it gets good. I walked up
and says, you think you can sell it?
Speaker 1 (09:45):
Huh?
Speaker 9 (09:45):
And Ruf says yeah, I got a fella wants to
buy that very car. And Devor says, well, hold on
there a minute, and we ain't finished the deal here yet.
How much is this fellow gonna give you? He says
three hundred dollars, and I says, one may. We are
to get a little piece of that money too, you know.
Rufe says, well, I tell you what I give you
back you one hundred dollars, you give me the car,
(10:07):
and when I sell it, we'll split the other two
hundred right down the middle. I says, you gotta deal,
so back. Then I turns the doomis and says, so
you got your money, and Devor says, hey, we don't
even better than that. I give old Rufus back one
hundred dollars. He give me the feller's phone number.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
Delbird strikes again.
Speaker 9 (10:29):
If domb was gasoline, you wouldn't want to smoke around him.
Speaker 4 (10:32):
You know what, Hey.
Speaker 9 (10:33):
That's not gonna run. Here me in the CarMax Twins
suspecting good to work. You gonna see Gouber later on? Yeah,
well you tell him, I said, uh huh, Hen'll know
what you mean. Y'all came straight upfire.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
Hey, yeah, this is your old pals.
Speaker 10 (10:48):
You stand the black when I'm not mooching some of
that fine jock down yell whiskey, and I played the
right fine gumbo off my best friend Woodrow wood Rope
and that sassy sack of wife and his on Lisbeth.
I'm listening to those tool wacky Cajuns, John Boy and Philly.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
Right down that they're big show woe. There is funny.
Speaker 3 (11:07):
I guarantee.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
The way give Way, it is giving away time and
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Announce it about this time next Friday.
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Friday morning sports guru, Good morning, mister Sorenson.
Speaker 12 (13:47):
Good morning, John boy.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
How are you doing good?
Speaker 2 (13:49):
Tom well 's this catch up on the week of sports.
Since we talked last O. J. Simpson died. I didn't
even know like he was he had that bad cancer
or something.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
Did you know that, Tom?
Speaker 3 (14:01):
I did not.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
I guess they did kind of keep that a little quiet,
you know, yep? I love that so well. I guess
we all know the story. Oh Jane, do you remember
where you were during the Bronco Chase? I do.
Speaker 12 (14:16):
I mean what I remember is two things. One, I
was at home watching the longest it was over an
hour Low Speak chase in history, and then going to
Hornet's practice and Alan Bristow was a coach and he said,
can you believe this stuff? And you going to the
locker room to ask players a question they were all
talking about OJ I mean, it was If you weren't there,
(14:39):
you don't remember. But the trial went from January till
October and it was just something we all talked about
and we all watched, and when the verdict came in,
I think most of us were shocked.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
I know, man, this is something And I think that
was the I saw somebody tell me that the first
time we're outside. Stuff actually made his way into the courtroom,
and like everybody knew, it seemed like that he was guilty.
He left everything at the crime scene except his heisman
that so you know, it was ever because of the
(15:12):
LA Cops and of the Rodney King and all that.
You know, it's just on that Cochrane. It is his
job to try to get an innocent verdict and he did.
Just played the race card throughout the whole thing.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
Yeah, and uh it worked.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
Kind of lay the template of how to do it
since then.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
Crazy.
Speaker 12 (15:30):
You know, it might have been the first reality TV, yes,
because it was real time and we're all watching, and
who knows, if it hadn't been for that, maybe there
wouldn't have been American Idol.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
There you go, looking on the bright side again, all right,
so timed this NFL Draft, that's the next big thing
in the NFL multiverse.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
When is that happening?
Speaker 12 (15:53):
It comes up next Thursday, and next Friday and next Saturday.
Speaker 1 (15:59):
Where is it going to be?
Speaker 12 (15:59):
The year going to be in Detroit?
Speaker 1 (16:02):
Detroit? Okay?
Speaker 12 (16:04):
And I tell you last year, man, they drew so
many people, hundreds of thousands over the three days in KC.
And it is you know, I still remember when the
NFL came up with it and they decided to televise
it on the NFL network, which the owners owned, and
they thought, well, maybe a few people will watch. And now,
(16:25):
if you check NBA ratings, the playoff games that go
opposite the draft absolutely tank well, because you know, the look,
the NFL is such a big deal and once a
year you get to pluck these great players theoretically from
college football and add them to your team and you
get to improve, and you get to do it in
(16:45):
front of everybody, and it's a pretty cool three days.
Speaker 1 (16:50):
So what does the draft look like this year?
Speaker 12 (16:54):
I tell you it looks offensively oriented. The most offensive
players who have ever been in a draft is nineteen
and that's happened three times. And this year the over under.
If you're betting on offensive players drafted is twenty one
point five, and it's quarterbacks and it's but mainly it's
(17:15):
wide receivers and offensive linemen. It's a lot of huge
guys out there looking for the game from employment and
they're pretty good. And so I think a lot of
offensive players, and I think that's what the home team,
the Panthers will do when they finally drafted.
Speaker 2 (17:32):
And we got to talk about Golden State. You know,
our favorite team besides our home team of the Charlotte Hornets,
would make your kids. Seph Curry on there of course. Man,
they got knocked out to me and Jackie was talking
about that.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
What they gonna do with Klay Thompson. You know, he
was O for the game. He did not make a
shot in the whole game. One of the Splash brothers,
and he's had his problems. Then it looked like he
came back, but god Lee, and he's gonna be a
free age this year as well. Are they going to
be able to keep those main three? Was just Steph,
Draymond and Clay together.
Speaker 12 (18:07):
To me, the most expendable of those guys is Clay,
and not just because of he was oh for ever
against Sacramento, but he just is not who he was.
I mean, he's a neat guy to have alongside Steph.
He spaces a floor. Well, it seems like a good guy.
But they got to get some talent, and they got
(18:29):
to get some young talent, and you can't do it
with one guy. I mean, I'm you watching that game
and it's like Steph's a quarterback and he's being blitzed.
I mean, he had no room to move. He still
loves the team in scoring because it's who he is
and what he does, but he had so many people
on him. And if you don't have help, I mean,
he's step thirty six, and you got to get some
(18:51):
young guys who can just help carry the load. And
the only way to do that is to free up
some money. And the only way to do that is
to say, Clay, we hate to see you go, but seeah.
Speaker 2 (19:04):
Man, it's like you you said, you said, the defense
cannot just do that, like just throw everything at Stephan
if they're worried about somebody else, So that shows you
they were not.
Speaker 3 (19:15):
They were not.
Speaker 12 (19:17):
You know, Chris Paul was fantastic when he was younger,
and he's not younger, and people ate at different rates.
I mean, Steph moves relentlessly and to do that, you've
got to be in great condition, and he is. But
not everybody holds up like that. And uh, you know,
they gotta get a twenty two year old, a twenty
five year old for them like young it's a thirty
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one year olds.
Speaker 1 (19:46):
It is out there.
Speaker 2 (19:48):
We'll got some time. You have a great weekend, buddy,
will catch up next week.
Speaker 12 (19:53):
Okay, everybody there, have a great weekend, and thank you
very much.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
All right, my boy, hi, y'all. Well, let's play the
last rounds.
Speaker 2 (19:59):
A wordy word for week one, eight hundred Big show
you told free line. We'll get a couple of contestants
and play next.
Speaker 1 (20:29):
It's sweet.
Speaker 2 (20:30):
This is a big show on the radio Friday Morning
over the nineteen Today's feature track with the Big Show
bit box.
Speaker 1 (20:37):
This is a married man.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
It's part one of the Doctor Clawhammer Rain of Terror
Here Part one, Get you ready for hard.
Speaker 1 (20:54):
To get Part one boy here, don't forget that there.
Let's play at everybody's head about the bed better A
wordy word? That a worthy word.
Speaker 2 (21:06):
Let's meet our Friday Morning contestants. We got Sam out
of Damascus, Virginia. Good morning, Sam. Good morning, John boy,
Hey buddy, welcome they we got Jeffrey out of Great
Ben Kansas. Good morning, Jeffrey, Good morning, John boy. All right, boys,
welcome in here. Jeffrey's Sam Virginia. Sam, that's Jeffrey Kansas.
Speaker 3 (21:30):
All right.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
Let's see doing great boys.
Speaker 2 (21:34):
You'd be playing somebody this morning on the radio. Well,
Tater's got Jeffrey, I got Sam.
Speaker 1 (21:40):
Let's see what we can do.
Speaker 3 (21:42):
Boys.
Speaker 2 (21:42):
Jeffrey, you relax me and Sam for the first thirty seconds.
Speaker 1 (21:46):
Ah, Sam, you ready, buddy, I'm ready.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
All right, start the clock now, just say no, don't
do drug.
Speaker 1 (21:56):
Yeah, all right.
Speaker 2 (21:57):
They want you to blank the army, come on, blank up, yes, joy,
right a minute, blank that comes cleans your house.
Speaker 1 (22:05):
She's your uh yes, uh huh. The opposite of sweet
is uh yes, uh huh.
Speaker 3 (22:15):
All right.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
The Voltswagen bug is called the beetle. Yes, uh huh.
The month of yester month, Yeah, it was mart. So
you go ahead, vote outing out Taylor. Alright, we got
a five on that board, and Jeffrey and Tatter does
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it go for there?
Speaker 1 (22:39):
Round one number to shoot at.
Speaker 2 (22:41):
Jeffrey, are you ready, and.
Speaker 6 (22:46):
Go the beach is made out of this. Uh huh,
rise with it. I bought a lot of acres. I
bought a lot of hunt. Rise with it. You have
five fingers on your and and rhymes with it. Oh
you're in a rock and roll Yeah, rhymes with it.
(23:06):
This doesn't have much flavor. It's kind of it's just yeah, wow.
Rhymes with it when you you pick your garden and
then you store it.
Speaker 1 (23:17):
Oh, I'm terrible tim hand at the buzzer. All right, y'all,
you are amazing.
Speaker 2 (23:26):
But a six to take the lead by one on
them tough rhymes.
Speaker 1 (23:30):
I don't know how you did it. Maybe we should.
Speaker 2 (23:32):
Start giving them three points if they get it on
the buzz Oh every leading by one?
Speaker 1 (23:43):
Alright, Sam, me and you for our final thirty? Are
you ready? Okay?
Speaker 2 (23:48):
Still start the clock now. In baseball, you hit a
blank slam, yes, uh huh, all right, when you have
a mark on your and and they would see if
it's there. They just blanked you blank to see if
you had it. It's like a don't do it stuff
(24:09):
hurt h they you know, a bar code grocery store,
they do this to see what.
Speaker 1 (24:15):
Yeah, yeah, uh huh do not set.
Speaker 2 (24:18):
Dobbinson of set is blank up, get up blank there, we.
Speaker 1 (24:28):
Don't killing me so many more?
Speaker 2 (24:34):
Seven seven? Oh man, Jeffrey and Tata. All you need
is to to win this game. I gotta go on
the weekend feeling.
Speaker 1 (24:43):
Like a loser. Now you know how I feel? All right,
Jeffery and Tata ready go blank at attention. Yeah that's
tied up now.
Speaker 6 (24:56):
Oh you you you came back from the beach.
Speaker 1 (24:59):
Should you were all this? Your skin was all ten.
Speaker 3 (25:05):
Far the wind?
Speaker 1 (25:05):
Yeah, yo, got it.
Speaker 9 (25:07):
He deserved it. Man.
Speaker 11 (25:08):
Sam stung it up hat and told her she'd have
sat there through the whole clock.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
I thought he said we were seven to seven. I
thought he said we were tight. So that's why I thought, yeah, yeah,
there you go, great Sam.
Speaker 2 (25:21):
You've been trying anytime now, Sam, appreciate.
Speaker 1 (25:25):
You playing, buddy, Okay, thank you all right.
Speaker 2 (25:28):
Man, Jeffrey over and great man, your prize pack has
come a good.
Speaker 1 (25:31):
Game, son, Thank you, John boy.
Speaker 2 (25:34):
All right, buddy, hang on, good morning, got the big
show on the radio. Bit request times here we got
Tom white Hair Senior says, need to hear about the
guy who hit the deer putting in the back seat
came back to life. Was only stun talking to the
police for a while. Ended up Actually we got to
keep the deer for food. Oh man, dob, Yeah, we
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had all about that one in a while, Buddy, good
request will get it for you coming up next. Good morning,
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it's a big show on the radio. Got something you'd
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Hit us up at the Big Show dot com and
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Speaker 4 (26:45):
Hell, yes, where is it? This is the Amy Emergency line.
Do you have an emergency? I need a bam lass?
Who is a j Okay, Joe? Where do you need it? Pone? Okay,
what's the address there?
Speaker 6 (27:03):
Right?
Speaker 4 (27:04):
Oh? Uh okay, sir? Did you come here?
Speaker 8 (27:06):
Nine on one?
Speaker 4 (27:07):
Uh n, No, okay, Joe, I needed a location?
Speaker 8 (27:11):
What treet are you on?
Speaker 6 (27:13):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (27:13):
I'm in the my phone move or to stop then
go say I mean just that's it, I'm into my
stopping go on a on, Uh wait a minute, huss
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mouth stopping and go hush.
Speaker 3 (27:33):
With Corvillain what.
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Speaker 13 (27:40):
Uh huh have uh?
Speaker 4 (27:42):
Let me see coffee coffee, Cassi coffee. There you go,
there you go. I'm in the my phone boot. Let
me tell you what I'm in. I'm going down the
moth boat driving my car, mine and my own gutten
some business and a mouth deer and jumping out and
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hit my car. Okay, sir, you injured. Let's now let
me tell you. I get out and pack them off.
Deer up, I thought, he ted. I put them up
to deer in my back seat, and I'm driving down
the mouth go to mine in my own business, and
my woke up and bit me in the back of
my guard neked and bit me in it done, kicked
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it out of my car. I'm into my phone booth.
The dead bit me in the neck. A big mouf
dog came up and beat me in the leg. I
hit him with him the moth tyre iron, and I
stabbed him. I stand there with my knock, so I
got a hurt leg, and the moup deer bit me
in the neck, and the deer and the dog wanted
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let me out of my phone booth cause he wants
a deer.
Speaker 1 (28:49):
Okay, sir, you injured.
Speaker 4 (28:51):
Yeah, my deer bit me in the neck.
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Hold on, then the the moting dog is bading there.
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Oh no, God, get out of the money, hold out
of money.
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Lay good morning.
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Man drive s arounding on mini man has no single life.
Let him do a thing.
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Jesus, it's about timing group.
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Well, there's a screw you'll find the married mine.
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Last time, married Man and his costume cohorts were sorting
through the oddball assortment of superabilities they acquired after being
zapped by a malfunctioning cyclotron at the new Powers of
Things store at the mall. Okay, coach, if you will
take a quick snapshot for the guestbook, we'll give you
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a free bunch of business cards with your new superhero
name printed on them. Actually, we already have superhero names. Well,
the employee manuals judge. We're supposed to encourage the customer
to create a new identity to match their superpower. Well, okay,
let's see I can connect to my portable phone using
only the telepathic powers of my mind.
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How about not likely to scare many supervillains with a
power like that?
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Guy at accurate? But I don't know if it'll fit
on the business card. Actually, I'm partial to something of
Tad Moore dramatic like the human cell phone.
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Wow, yeah, that's much cooler.
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Take it easy there, wiener vision guy, it's.
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Not weener vision, it's meat vision.
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Hey, come down again, and you've.
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Got a lot of room to talk. Mister shoots spoder
webs out of his rear end.
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Let's see this one shoots bruckwurst out of his eye sockets,
and this one pooch rope. Maybe you too could be
bratman and ribbon.
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The boy wonders, Hey, phone guy, big girl over here
is starting to give me the creeps, and she turned
into a big guy.
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Hey, don't knock it till you try it, sugar Butriches, listen,
I think we're about done here. You want to go
somewhere and grab a lunchtime cocktail.
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I better not.
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I need to get home and cut the grass or something.
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Fine, buddy, you need to open yourself up the new ideas.
Every once in a.
Speaker 14 (31:58):
While, speaking of your gigi antic gender indistinct friend. Here,
May I suggest the name man girl Man girl.
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Huh? I like the sound of that.
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Look a special news bulletin on Eyewitness Action News Channel fourteen. Homer,
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Evil arts genius of crime Doctor Clawhammer has escaped from
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City in his atomic cowered flying saucer. A large bullhorn
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is just lowered from the belly of the craft. Unless
I miss my guess, Doctor Clawhammer is about to issue
some sort of a statement.
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That roathed me dot law Hammer.
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I hear my calling my hot enemy ninamoe man meet
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White then bar On.
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If he doesn't show up in.
Speaker 8 (32:53):
The next five minute, I will begin leveling the pity
with my mega turbo laser black cannon.
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Holy crap, Dynamo Man is all fighting doctor DNA and
the ice mutants down in Antarctica.
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No way he can get here in five minutes. This
town is toast not so fast, shum.
Speaker 14 (33:12):
Dynamo Man might not be able to make it, but
perhaps we can.
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All right, it's clabor and.
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We're right around the corner from the town square. We
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our new superpowers.
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Are you out of your mind?
Speaker 6 (33:30):
Yeah?
Speaker 14 (33:31):
Going up against a feller luck I could get us
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Don't you worry, little spider Pooper. Just stay close to me.
You'll be safe as a baby in his mama's arms.
Only different, you know, because of the hair.
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No offense, big gab, But I don't really like you
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This is the reason we wanted superpowers in the first place.
Why we owe it to mankind to puff this puss
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Are right now? Please way be the blonde less me
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He is Roddingey at a beautiful Pine, not Inentucky. Good morning, Rodney,
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Alright, Roddie.
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Know how we're gonna do this.
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Gonna ask Tatter some questions you agree or disagree on
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Rodney a fair.
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Pine after Friday, Rodney, Roddy.
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Thank you.
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All right, So here we go day.
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One of the most famous paintings by the French artist
Renoir Art. This is called two Girls at at Once
at Once.
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You know the French. You don't heard it two Girls
at the Park. It's entitled this called two Girls at
the Park.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
At the Park is a Wren Wir painting. Rodney, what
you think, agree or disagree?
Speaker 4 (02:10):
I agree?
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Agree with that two girls at the piano. Piano was
where the two girls were, but they were together.
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All right, we need to bail here Rodney's tatter.
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They are happy, happy, cooperative and industrious, and their slogan
is give service.
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Who are they? The very serious Hooters waitresses.
Speaker 5 (02:48):
The holy serious ones. This is their job man, cooperative, industrious.
That is the salvation army.
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You have the service Salvation army. Right, need do you
agree or disagree? I hate to be dumb with them blonde,
but I think I agree.
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You think you do?
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Yeah? Yeah, those the campfire girls. Who those girls are?
The campfire girls?
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Well you never said girls.
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Help help a blonde out, but you.
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Said Hooters girl. Oh lesson ar rody. We're gonna give
you a nice consolation prize. Make you happy, buddy, appreciate
you listening and glad you almost won. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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All right, buddy, Jackie, make him happy.
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I will.
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About twenty minutes. Gon't call it was always.
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Good morning Big Shows.
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On the radio, billing a gang my three girls, Jackie,
Taylor and Pearl very amusing real quick. You know we
have dog lovers out there. This dog is so funny.
I swear it's a person in there, Marcy.
Speaker 8 (05:03):
We have swivel chairs for those of you out there
who have never been in the studio.
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So she keeps hitting Marcy and jumping up on Marcy's arms.
She wants a treat.
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That's sitting back here on the table. So Tater said,
watch this. Tater turns her back on her. She waits
for a few minutes. She stares at the tree. Then
she walks around Tatter's other side. Tata turns back on again.
She gets crossed up in Tata's headphones and the cord
is around her.
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Next she doesn't care. She keeps hitting that Marci, like,
give me a tree.
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She ain't got nothing but time. She's patient, patient. She
will sit there Marcy, look at Marshy's back. Two three minutes.
Then she'll come around her feet. Marcy turn again, She'll
set two three minue. You're gonna give me a tree? Well,
you don't have to say the apple didn't fall forth.
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Parl's starting to look like me she been last couple
of years.
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Who's moving around the trailer this morning?
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Man?
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Hello, oay, this's hoint all my life. I want to
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Way sare you better hurry? No driving, nose picking, knuckles dragging.
Self actualizing, pervert. Self actualizing That means fully living up
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I was just sitting here on the commode increasing my
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Thanks with the visual. So wats new over at Temptation trailer?
Speaker 9 (07:02):
Well, old deverish nephew Dumas has been flopping here for about.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
A week now.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
Think I ever heard you talk about Dumas before?
Speaker 9 (07:09):
Oh, he's the baby of the family, so of course
he knows every dead gum fan. Got tired of fighting
with his mom and daddy, so he packed his clothes,
bought him a bus ticket, let out on the road
to mature.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
Well how's it going so far?
Speaker 3 (07:22):
Na too?
Speaker 9 (07:22):
Yes, yesterday morning he says he got a little money
saved up. He's going out to buy him a car.
Come sputtering into the body shop about lunch time, driving
this nasty old sixty five Volkswagen buck worst hunk of
junk you ever seen in your life. He says, you
like it?
Speaker 3 (07:38):
This my new car?
Speaker 9 (07:39):
I said, well, how about moving it? It's leaking oil
all over the parking lot. Wan't you get that thing anyway?
Thomas says from his failer, Rufus McGhee only give him
a hundred dollars for it. I said, well you still
got jip see Ruvers McGee. He's one of him. Shade
tree Fellers sells cars out of his front yard, the type.
Remember Andy Griffith show where Barney bought that junkie car
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from old Missus Lash.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
Of course I do.
Speaker 9 (08:03):
Yeah, Well Rufus sells the one missus Leash turns down. Anyways,
I said, boy, take that piece of crab back over
here and make him give you your money back. He says, well,
wait a minute, I know it don't look like Maushman.
I got it so cheap. I got some money left over.
Figured you and Deavor could fix it up for me.
I says, son, that car ain't worth doing nothing too,
and I take it back. I was giving him something
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what you call tough love, I says, debort, you follow
him over in the truck and give him a ride
back over here. So the two of them drove off,
and I picked up the phone. Called Old Rufus, I says,
mister McGee. This, here's John d. Rayford with the Walt
Disney Company. We're fixing to do us a remake of
herb Be the love Bug, and we're looking for a
Volkswagen Bug nineteen sixty five model. Don't matter what shape
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it's in, we're gonna fix it up. I'll give you
three hundred dollars for it. Old Rufe says man. I
wish you'd call me a half hour ago. I had
just the one you looking for. Sold I says, well,
let me give you my phone number. If you run
up on the more, i'ma give me a call. I
figured when Duma showed up Old Rufus about the old
car back fashion. You can pull a greasy string out
(09:10):
of cancer.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
But that's good thinking. Did you get that one out
of readers digest too?
Speaker 9 (09:14):
No, that one is original.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
Congratulations.
Speaker 9 (09:17):
So what happened, Well, about a half hour later they
come back to the body shop, both of them just smiling,
to beat the band. I says, well, how to go,
and them says, per dang good. I just went in
there and told old mister rufus McGee. I wasn't satisfied.
He says, well, then all bright back from you. I said, See,
I told you all you got to do is show
a little backbone. Folks respect that just Endeavored says, well, wait,
(09:40):
here's the part where it gets good. I walked up
and says, you think you can sell it?
Speaker 1 (09:45):
Huh?
Speaker 9 (09:45):
And Ruf says yeah, I got a fella wants to
buy that very car. And Devor says, well, hold on
there a minute, and we ain't finished the deal here yet.
How much is this fellow gonna give you? He says
three hundred dollars, and I says, one may. We are
to get a little piece of that money too, you know.
Rufe says, well, I tell you what I give you
back you one hundred dollars, you give me the car,
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and when I sell it, we'll split the other two
hundred right down the middle. I says, you gotta deal,
so back. Then I turns the doomis and says, so
you got your money, and Devor says, hey, we don't
even better than that. I give old Rufus back one
hundred dollars. He give me the feller's phone number.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
Delbird strikes again.
Speaker 9 (10:29):
If domb was gasoline, you wouldn't want to smoke around him.
Speaker 4 (10:32):
You know what, Hey.
Speaker 9 (10:33):
That's not gonna run. Here me in the CarMax Twins
suspecting good to work. You gonna see Gouber later on? Yeah,
well you tell him, I said, uh huh, Hen'll know
what you mean. Y'all came straight upfire.
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Hey, yeah, this is your old pals.
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You stand the black when I'm not mooching some of
that fine jock down yell whiskey, and I played the
right fine gumbo off my best friend Woodrow wood Rope
and that sassy sack of wife and his on Lisbeth.
I'm listening to those tool wacky Cajuns, John Boy and Philly.
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Right down that they're big show woe. There is funny.
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I guarantee.
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Friday morning sports guru, Good morning, mister Sorenson.
Speaker 12 (13:47):
Good morning, John boy.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
How are you doing good?
Speaker 2 (13:49):
Tom well 's this catch up on the week of sports.
Since we talked last O. J. Simpson died. I didn't
even know like he was he had that bad cancer
or something.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
Did you know that, Tom?
Speaker 3 (14:01):
I did not.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
I guess they did kind of keep that a little quiet,
you know, yep? I love that so well. I guess
we all know the story. Oh Jane, do you remember
where you were during the Bronco Chase? I do.
Speaker 12 (14:16):
I mean what I remember is two things. One, I
was at home watching the longest it was over an
hour Low Speak chase in history, and then going to
Hornet's practice and Alan Bristow was a coach and he said,
can you believe this stuff? And you going to the
locker room to ask players a question they were all
talking about OJ I mean, it was If you weren't there,
(14:39):
you don't remember. But the trial went from January till
October and it was just something we all talked about
and we all watched, and when the verdict came in,
I think most of us were shocked.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
I know, man, this is something And I think that
was the I saw somebody tell me that the first
time we're outside. Stuff actually made his way into the courtroom,
and like everybody knew, it seemed like that he was guilty.
He left everything at the crime scene except his heisman
that so you know, it was ever because of the
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LA Cops and of the Rodney King and all that.
You know, it's just on that Cochrane. It is his
job to try to get an innocent verdict and he did.
Just played the race card throughout the whole thing.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
Yeah, and uh it worked.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
Kind of lay the template of how to do it
since then.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
Crazy.
Speaker 12 (15:30):
You know, it might have been the first reality TV, yes,
because it was real time and we're all watching, and
who knows, if it hadn't been for that, maybe there
wouldn't have been American Idol.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
There you go, looking on the bright side again, all right,
so timed this NFL Draft, that's the next big thing
in the NFL multiverse.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
When is that happening?
Speaker 12 (15:53):
It comes up next Thursday, and next Friday and next Saturday.
Speaker 1 (15:59):
Where is it going to be?
Speaker 12 (15:59):
The year going to be in Detroit?
Speaker 1 (16:02):
Detroit? Okay?
Speaker 12 (16:04):
And I tell you last year, man, they drew so
many people, hundreds of thousands over the three days in KC.
And it is you know, I still remember when the
NFL came up with it and they decided to televise
it on the NFL network, which the owners owned, and
they thought, well, maybe a few people will watch. And now,
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if you check NBA ratings, the playoff games that go
opposite the draft absolutely tank well, because you know, the look,
the NFL is such a big deal and once a
year you get to pluck these great players theoretically from
college football and add them to your team and you
get to improve, and you get to do it in
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front of everybody, and it's a pretty cool three days.
Speaker 1 (16:50):
So what does the draft look like this year?
Speaker 12 (16:54):
I tell you it looks offensively oriented. The most offensive
players who have ever been in a draft is nineteen
and that's happened three times. And this year the over under.
If you're betting on offensive players drafted is twenty one
point five, and it's quarterbacks and it's but mainly it's
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wide receivers and offensive linemen. It's a lot of huge
guys out there looking for the game from employment and
they're pretty good. And so I think a lot of
offensive players, and I think that's what the home team,
the Panthers will do when they finally drafted.
Speaker 2 (17:32):
And we got to talk about Golden State. You know,
our favorite team besides our home team of the Charlotte Hornets,
would make your kids. Seph Curry on there of course. Man,
they got knocked out to me and Jackie was talking
about that.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
What they gonna do with Klay Thompson. You know, he
was O for the game. He did not make a
shot in the whole game. One of the Splash brothers,
and he's had his problems. Then it looked like he
came back, but god Lee, and he's gonna be a
free age this year as well. Are they going to
be able to keep those main three? Was just Steph,
Draymond and Clay together.
Speaker 12 (18:07):
To me, the most expendable of those guys is Clay,
and not just because of he was oh for ever
against Sacramento, but he just is not who he was.
I mean, he's a neat guy to have alongside Steph.
He spaces a floor. Well, it seems like a good guy.
But they got to get some talent, and they got
(18:29):
to get some young talent, and you can't do it
with one guy. I mean, I'm you watching that game
and it's like Steph's a quarterback and he's being blitzed.
I mean, he had no room to move. He still
loves the team in scoring because it's who he is
and what he does, but he had so many people
on him. And if you don't have help, I mean,
he's step thirty six, and you got to get some
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young guys who can just help carry the load. And
the only way to do that is to free up
some money. And the only way to do that is
to say, Clay, we hate to see you go, but seeah.
Speaker 2 (19:04):
Man, it's like you you said, you said, the defense
cannot just do that, like just throw everything at Stephan
if they're worried about somebody else, So that shows you
they were not.
Speaker 3 (19:15):
They were not.
Speaker 12 (19:17):
You know, Chris Paul was fantastic when he was younger,
and he's not younger, and people ate at different rates.
I mean, Steph moves relentlessly and to do that, you've
got to be in great condition, and he is. But
not everybody holds up like that. And uh, you know,
they gotta get a twenty two year old, a twenty
five year old for them like young it's a thirty
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one year olds.
Speaker 1 (19:46):
It is out there.
Speaker 2 (19:48):
We'll got some time. You have a great weekend, buddy,
will catch up next week.
Speaker 12 (19:53):
Okay, everybody there, have a great weekend, and thank you
very much.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
All right, my boy, hi, y'all. Well, let's play the
last rounds.
Speaker 2 (19:59):
A wordy word for week one, eight hundred Big show
you told free line. We'll get a couple of contestants
and play next.
Speaker 1 (20:29):
It's sweet.
Speaker 2 (20:30):
This is a big show on the radio Friday Morning
over the nineteen Today's feature track with the Big Show
bit box.
Speaker 1 (20:37):
This is a married man.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
It's part one of the Doctor Clawhammer Rain of Terror
Here Part one, Get you ready for hard.
Speaker 1 (20:54):
To get Part one boy here, don't forget that there.
Let's play at everybody's head about the bed better A
wordy word? That a worthy word.
Speaker 2 (21:06):
Let's meet our Friday Morning contestants. We got Sam out
of Damascus, Virginia. Good morning, Sam. Good morning, John boy,
Hey buddy, welcome they we got Jeffrey out of Great
Ben Kansas. Good morning, Jeffrey, Good morning, John boy. All right, boys,
welcome in here. Jeffrey's Sam Virginia. Sam, that's Jeffrey Kansas.
Speaker 3 (21:30):
All right.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
Let's see doing great boys.
Speaker 2 (21:34):
You'd be playing somebody this morning on the radio. Well,
Tater's got Jeffrey, I got Sam.
Speaker 1 (21:40):
Let's see what we can do.
Speaker 3 (21:42):
Boys.
Speaker 2 (21:42):
Jeffrey, you relax me and Sam for the first thirty seconds.
Speaker 1 (21:46):
Ah, Sam, you ready, buddy, I'm ready.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
All right, start the clock now, just say no, don't
do drug.
Speaker 1 (21:56):
Yeah, all right.
Speaker 2 (21:57):
They want you to blank the army, come on, blank up, yes, joy,
right a minute, blank that comes cleans your house.
Speaker 1 (22:05):
She's your uh yes, uh huh. The opposite of sweet
is uh yes, uh huh.
Speaker 3 (22:15):
All right.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
The Voltswagen bug is called the beetle. Yes, uh huh.
The month of yester month, Yeah, it was mart. So
you go ahead, vote outing out Taylor. Alright, we got
a five on that board, and Jeffrey and Tatter does
(22:39):
it go for there?
Speaker 1 (22:39):
Round one number to shoot at.
Speaker 2 (22:41):
Jeffrey, are you ready, and.
Speaker 6 (22:46):
Go the beach is made out of this. Uh huh,
rise with it. I bought a lot of acres. I
bought a lot of hunt. Rise with it. You have
five fingers on your and and rhymes with it. Oh
you're in a rock and roll Yeah, rhymes with it.
(23:06):
This doesn't have much flavor. It's kind of it's just yeah, wow.
Rhymes with it when you you pick your garden and
then you store it.
Speaker 1 (23:17):
Oh, I'm terrible tim hand at the buzzer. All right, y'all,
you are amazing.
Speaker 2 (23:26):
But a six to take the lead by one on
them tough rhymes.
Speaker 1 (23:30):
I don't know how you did it. Maybe we should.
Speaker 2 (23:32):
Start giving them three points if they get it on
the buzz Oh every leading by one?
Speaker 1 (23:43):
Alright, Sam, me and you for our final thirty? Are
you ready? Okay?
Speaker 2 (23:48):
Still start the clock now. In baseball, you hit a
blank slam, yes, uh huh, all right, when you have
a mark on your and and they would see if
it's there. They just blanked you blank to see if
you had it. It's like a don't do it stuff
(24:09):
hurt h they you know, a bar code grocery store,
they do this to see what.
Speaker 1 (24:15):
Yeah, yeah, uh huh do not set.
Speaker 2 (24:18):
Dobbinson of set is blank up, get up blank there, we.
Speaker 1 (24:28):
Don't killing me so many more?
Speaker 2 (24:34):
Seven seven? Oh man, Jeffrey and Tata. All you need
is to to win this game. I gotta go on
the weekend feeling.
Speaker 1 (24:43):
Like a loser. Now you know how I feel? All right,
Jeffery and Tata ready go blank at attention. Yeah that's
tied up now.
Speaker 6 (24:56):
Oh you you you came back from the beach.
Speaker 1 (24:59):
Should you were all this? Your skin was all ten.
Speaker 3 (25:05):
Far the wind?
Speaker 1 (25:05):
Yeah, yo, got it.
Speaker 9 (25:07):
He deserved it. Man.
Speaker 11 (25:08):
Sam stung it up hat and told her she'd have
sat there through the whole clock.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
I thought he said we were seven to seven. I
thought he said we were tight. So that's why I thought, yeah, yeah,
there you go, great Sam.
Speaker 2 (25:21):
You've been trying anytime now, Sam, appreciate.
Speaker 1 (25:25):
You playing, buddy, Okay, thank you all right.
Speaker 2 (25:28):
Man, Jeffrey over and great man, your prize pack has
come a good.
Speaker 1 (25:31):
Game, son, Thank you, John boy.
Speaker 2 (25:34):
All right, buddy, hang on, good morning, got the big
show on the radio. Bit request times here we got
Tom white Hair Senior says, need to hear about the
guy who hit the deer putting in the back seat
came back to life. Was only stun talking to the
police for a while. Ended up Actually we got to
keep the deer for food. Oh man, dob, Yeah, we
(25:56):
had all about that one in a while, Buddy, good
request will get it for you coming up next. Good morning,
(26:26):
it's a big show on the radio. Got something you'd
like to hear it right about this time only through Friday.
Hit us up at the Big Show dot com and
that John Boy and Billy and Facebook page. Tom white
Hair Sen you out of Western Kentucky gets your request
right here?
Speaker 4 (26:45):
Hell, yes, where is it? This is the Amy Emergency line.
Do you have an emergency? I need a bam lass?
Who is a j Okay, Joe? Where do you need it? Pone? Okay,
what's the address there?
Speaker 6 (27:03):
Right?
Speaker 4 (27:04):
Oh? Uh okay, sir? Did you come here?
Speaker 8 (27:06):
Nine on one?
Speaker 4 (27:07):
Uh n, No, okay, Joe, I needed a location?
Speaker 8 (27:11):
What treet are you on?
Speaker 6 (27:13):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (27:13):
I'm in the my phone move or to stop then
go say I mean just that's it, I'm into my
stopping go on a on, Uh wait a minute, huss
working up, hufs me poor little in somewhere in the
mouth stopping and go hush.
Speaker 3 (27:33):
With Corvillain what.
Speaker 4 (27:36):
Hold uh, it's yo.
Speaker 13 (27:40):
Uh huh have uh?
Speaker 4 (27:42):
Let me see coffee coffee, Cassi coffee. There you go,
there you go. I'm in the my phone boot. Let
me tell you what I'm in. I'm going down the
moth boat driving my car, mine and my own gutten
some business and a mouth deer and jumping out and
(28:03):
hit my car. Okay, sir, you injured. Let's now let
me tell you. I get out and pack them off.
Deer up, I thought, he ted. I put them up
to deer in my back seat, and I'm driving down
the mouth go to mine in my own business, and
my woke up and bit me in the back of
my guard neked and bit me in it done, kicked
(28:25):
it out of my car. I'm into my phone booth.
The dead bit me in the neck. A big mouf
dog came up and beat me in the leg. I
hit him with him the moth tyre iron, and I
stabbed him. I stand there with my knock, so I
got a hurt leg, and the moup deer bit me
in the neck, and the deer and the dog wanted
(28:45):
let me out of my phone booth cause he wants
a deer.
Speaker 1 (28:49):
Okay, sir, you injured.
Speaker 4 (28:51):
Yeah, my deer bit me in the neck.
Speaker 3 (28:54):
Hold on, then the the moting dog is bading there.
Speaker 4 (29:00):
Oh no, God, get out of the money, hold out
of money.
Speaker 3 (29:03):
Lay good morning.
Speaker 2 (29:34):
This is Big Shaw on the radio, the ownest married
Man Adventure.
Speaker 1 (29:40):
Going to the box at the Big.
Speaker 2 (29:41):
Show dot com search for keyword claw hammer.
Speaker 1 (29:46):
Here we'll go.
Speaker 3 (29:52):
My read mand my red.
Speaker 1 (29:54):
Man drive s arounding on mini man has no single life.
Let him do a thing.
Speaker 9 (30:01):
Jesus, it's about timing group.
Speaker 1 (30:04):
Well, there's a screw you'll find the married mine.
Speaker 14 (30:10):
Last time, married Man and his costume cohorts were sorting
through the oddball assortment of superabilities they acquired after being
zapped by a malfunctioning cyclotron at the new Powers of
Things store at the mall. Okay, coach, if you will
take a quick snapshot for the guestbook, we'll give you
(30:30):
a free bunch of business cards with your new superhero
name printed on them. Actually, we already have superhero names. Well,
the employee manuals judge. We're supposed to encourage the customer
to create a new identity to match their superpower. Well, okay,
let's see I can connect to my portable phone using
only the telepathic powers of my mind.
Speaker 2 (30:52):
How about not likely to scare many supervillains with a
power like that?
Speaker 14 (30:56):
Guy at accurate? But I don't know if it'll fit
on the business card. Actually, I'm partial to something of
Tad Moore dramatic like the human cell phone.
Speaker 1 (31:06):
Wow, yeah, that's much cooler.
Speaker 15 (31:09):
Take it easy there, wiener vision guy, it's.
Speaker 1 (31:12):
Not weener vision, it's meat vision.
Speaker 9 (31:15):
Hey, come down again, and you've.
Speaker 1 (31:17):
Got a lot of room to talk. Mister shoots spoder
webs out of his rear end.
Speaker 14 (31:22):
Let's see this one shoots bruckwurst out of his eye sockets,
and this one pooch rope. Maybe you too could be
bratman and ribbon.
Speaker 15 (31:31):
The boy wonders, Hey, phone guy, big girl over here
is starting to give me the creeps, and she turned
into a big guy.
Speaker 13 (31:40):
Hey, don't knock it till you try it, sugar Butriches, listen,
I think we're about done here. You want to go
somewhere and grab a lunchtime cocktail.
Speaker 14 (31:49):
I better not.
Speaker 15 (31:50):
I need to get home and cut the grass or something.
Speaker 13 (31:54):
Fine, buddy, you need to open yourself up the new ideas.
Every once in a.
Speaker 14 (31:58):
While, speaking of your gigi antic gender indistinct friend. Here,
May I suggest the name man girl Man girl.
Speaker 13 (32:06):
Huh? I like the sound of that.
Speaker 14 (32:10):
Look a special news bulletin on Eyewitness Action News Channel fourteen. Homer,
turn that TV off in case you're just joining us.
Evil arts genius of crime Doctor Clawhammer has escaped from
Brushywood State Prison and is now hovering over downtown Central
City in his atomic cowered flying saucer. A large bullhorn
(32:30):
is just lowered from the belly of the craft. Unless
I miss my guess, Doctor Clawhammer is about to issue
some sort of a statement.
Speaker 1 (32:39):
That roathed me dot law Hammer.
Speaker 15 (32:42):
I hear my calling my hot enemy ninamoe man meet
me in the town's way wherewell that the feud between.
Speaker 1 (32:50):
White then bar On.
Speaker 12 (32:52):
If he doesn't show up in.
Speaker 8 (32:53):
The next five minute, I will begin leveling the pity
with my mega turbo laser black cannon.
Speaker 2 (33:01):
Holy crap, Dynamo Man is all fighting doctor DNA and
the ice mutants down in Antarctica.
Speaker 1 (33:06):
No way he can get here in five minutes. This
town is toast not so fast, shum.
Speaker 14 (33:12):
Dynamo Man might not be able to make it, but
perhaps we can.
Speaker 1 (33:16):
All right, it's clabor and.
Speaker 14 (33:20):
We're right around the corner from the town square. We
could get there in seconds and thwart doctor Clawhammer with
our new superpowers.
Speaker 1 (33:28):
Are you out of your mind?
Speaker 6 (33:30):
Yeah?
Speaker 14 (33:31):
Going up against a feller luck I could get us
killed or worse.
Speaker 13 (33:34):
Don't you worry, little spider Pooper. Just stay close to me.
You'll be safe as a baby in his mama's arms.
Only different, you know, because of the hair.
Speaker 15 (33:48):
No offense, big gab, But I don't really like you
that way, folks.
Speaker 14 (33:52):
This is the reason we wanted superpowers in the first place.
Why we owe it to mankind to puff this puss
fill pimple on the face of humanity.
Speaker 1 (34:02):
Hey say it, don't pray it, will you?
Speaker 14 (34:05):
This is a team till the man even Wait one second, Hello, Hi,
honey bunny, No time to chat.
Speaker 1 (34:15):
We're off to.
Speaker 14 (34:15):
Give a wedgie of justice to the rear end of evil.
What's that No, I haven't been drinking. Holy This could
end badly. The world's worst superpowers against the world's greatest
evil genius whose rear end will end up getting the
wedgie to find out. Don't miss our next Spinkter tightening adventure,
(34:38):
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