April 26, 2024 • 39 mins
Friday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, Happy Friday! - Today’s Playhouse sets noted art collector, Frank Fesley struggling with technology, his attorney Sal Goodman, and the pitfalls of marriage.. - John Boy gives away some more of his “wonderful things”.. - Tom Sorenson takes the virtual talking stick and sounds off on the subject of football.. - and we’ll wrap things up with an economics lesson from Oliver - (yes, really..)..
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Morning.
Speaker 2 (00:00):
The Big Show's on the radio, and more Big Show
right around the corner.
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Good morning, This is Big Show. Plastic Surgeon, Doctor Holland
p Win. I fixed Jackie Twins, Randy Butt and Smarty Marty's.
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Massive Man Hooters.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
Next up on the John Boy and Billy Big Show Life,
Oh for John Boy shin extensions for Billy and Tata. Sorry,
but a brain transplanted a little lot of my league.
But I'll take a whack at it.
Speaker 4 (00:34):
I mean, what could it?
Speaker 5 (00:35):
He Taka doodle doo up and at them.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
It is Friday morning, a right words, they here coming
out of your sleep Friday, you guys, they hear this
April the twenty six, closing in on the end of
this April. No April flowers might call you a way,
they bring you showers.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
They blew went away going to May. Oh, I thought
I knew it.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Nearby National Audubon Day Honesty Birth of John James Audubond.
He was a French American ornithologist. Is not a bird dude.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Yeah, he's a bird dude.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Also, it was a naturalist. Does that mean he goes
around neckd you could huh. And he was a painter.
I was noted for his extensive studies of American birds.
Speaker 6 (02:00):
He paid birds while he was nude.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
And his detailed illustrations of the birds in their natural habitat.
Speaker 7 (02:08):
I gotta figure you probably have a reprint of one
of some of his work with all.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
The birds d pictures I have. Yeah, so well, all right,
National Dissertation Day. When you don't give a long speech
about something, right, Well, a.
Speaker 7 (02:24):
Dissertation is a summary of findings that you Oh.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Good, you try that.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
National Hairball Awareness Day to be aware of airballs.
Speaker 6 (02:37):
Cat, you know what he's talking about.
Speaker 8 (02:38):
That's another reason not have a cat.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
National Rectro Scale Day, National Kids and Pets Day, National
South Dakota Day, National Pretzel Day, National Arbor Day.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
What's the arbor trees?
Speaker 5 (02:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Yeah, the trees?
Speaker 2 (02:54):
All right, we got the trees and the birds with
all the bond and National Help a Horse Day.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Hey, maybe I'll come out and pay for some that.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Hey that that's not good enough for the horses. Gotta
get especially I believe that would be helping something like that.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
Well, that would be nice.
Speaker 6 (03:12):
Help a guy with a horse deck there you.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Gotta well, there you go, and three days in this
a saved up.
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stay blue. Three days in History where we'll get our categories.
Think along with us here if twenty six it was
two thousand and four, the US government introduced a new
colorized fifty dollars bill. Reportedly it would be harder to
(04:02):
counterfeit than the old bill. Seems like those fifty dollars
bills are the easiest to counterfigures. That's the ones when
you pull one out and pay for it, people gotta
look at it strange and dig that pencil.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Out and market.
Speaker 6 (04:14):
You know, it looks fake.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
Or maybe it's just the way I look.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Yeah, yeah, they're just not a fifty dollars bill exactly.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
I blew up to twenty sixteen. The CEO of Cho Banni.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Yogurt is that right very popular?
Speaker 2 (04:32):
Oh hamda you love Kaya a Turkish billionaire businessman, activists
of philanthropists, philanthropists of Kurdish ethnicity.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
Ethnicity eth he's got him a title. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
He announced he will be giving his employees ten percent
of the shares in Choe Banni.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
So gave way ten percent of shares of the yogurt. Hey,
you know you can try that. I'll get right on it, okay.
Twenty nineteen.
Speaker 9 (05:07):
Dang it, he's here and no, I need to Okay.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
So finally, twenty nineteen, No Religion tops of survey of
American religious identity for the first time at twenty three
point one percent, edging out Catholics at twenty three percent
and evangelicals twenty two point five. It's a long running
general social survey. All right, don't say it. Make that
(05:36):
a category. Yeah, okay, think about religious okay.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
One eight hundred Big show you.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Told free Line, come on, play out birds next.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
Good morning. It's a big show on the radio for you. Friday.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
Today's feature track from the make show vin Box Party
by Charlotte on the Speedway and Co called six hundred. Sunday,
May twenty six, Oliver the two cows principle of economics
search for keywords. Two cowsparently get made sense too when
you hit the show, Im, that's no winning my outburst.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
Let's play Outburst. It's the game that anyone can win.
John Boys and Billy gave.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
The prizes from the big Prize be let's go contested
number one.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
This should really be a lot of fun when you're.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Playing Outburst, having up a gainst tank, you have little
big shots.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
Say hey to Carlton from rural Hall, North Carolina. Shot,
Good morning, Carlton.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
Morning, John Boy, Buddy, welcome in here.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Hey man, all right, Rule Hall, North Carolina.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Man.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Well, originally from Graham. How about that? I knew you
was close, said Bud Well. Good Carlton. You go to
Graham High School.
Speaker 4 (07:36):
I did class one.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
Class of oh one. Did you see my picture at
the bus where the buses meet? He was part of
the class nineteen o one shot every day every day. Yeah, yeah,
Could you say, Carlton that maybe I inspired you. That's
what I was hoping when they asked if they could
put my picture up there. Well, I tell people you're
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you're the most famous person out.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
Of Grant Oh you're sweet.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
Jeannie Swanner, you know, might argue we have well, actually, no, never.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
Mind, you take it.
Speaker 6 (08:15):
Thank you?
Speaker 1 (08:16):
All right, God, we're good. We're glad you got in here. Buddy.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
Let's get you through these three categories as a graduate
of Graham High. I'm sure no problem. So give us
three buill denominations. Ready go? Okay, math. You know I
took consumer math when in my high school. I didn't
take any college preparatory courses. I didn't have to have
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to take those those maths classes that you had to, yeah,
the college preparatory. Yeah man, so hey, good, we learned
the denominations, so here we go. It wasn't about that
hard too, by the way. Okay, here we go, Carton.
Three yogurts ready.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
Oh, Dann in your play activity. I didn't know what
a yogurt was when I was in course.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
Not okay, and now, Carl, thanks for these great memories
for the win.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
Three religions ready to go, Catholic, Baptist, Methodist, Eh.
Speaker 10 (09:17):
Yeah, they're all right there, Calton crowd to send you
the LS tractor Marcy O prize back over the rural.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
Hall, buddy, first time calling? All right again? Get out
and can I make requests the classic the other day? Yes,
you may can I please hear to fresh Prince of Graham.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
First Prince of Graham, try to get that for him.
Speaker 6 (09:41):
I got it, buddy, We'll get to a good deal.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
Carl appreciate you, buddy. You hang on, Jack can hook
you up.
Speaker 10 (09:47):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
Proud of you, oh man, trying to talk good to Carlton.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
Where the busses meet, there's.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
Nothing to bust up. What do you call that? It's
cool where you catch you bus.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
I think it's called the bus stop. I think you're right.
Speaker 7 (10:04):
Or bus depots and place where the bus parking lot.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
I think, well, it's it's a building.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
They have some of our pictures, you know, graduates a
Graham High School there and yeah and uh yeah. I
don't know why they put it at the bus stop.
I didn't want to say bus stop. It kind of
lessens the honor.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
I don't worry about little but Carlton.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
Was inspired and he knew three denominations on bills.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
He's making some money doing good religious work. Good morning, it's.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
A big shawn alradio your Friday morning on him. Play
our Friday song, first thing to get the blood pumping any.
Speaker 11 (11:22):
Boys, and before eleven o'clock tonight, mister you better find
yourself another line of work.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
That's when sure, don't fix your pistol.
Speaker 11 (11:32):
It's one hundred and six miles to Chicago.
Speaker 8 (11:35):
We got a full tank of gas, half a pack
of cigarettes.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
It's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.
Speaker 12 (11:41):
Hit it.
Speaker 13 (11:48):
I hate work, I hate work, I hate one.
Speaker 14 (11:55):
I've been having a very bad day. I don't I
just got.
Speaker 4 (12:18):
To day.
Speaker 15 (12:20):
By just that she's got Yeah, fucking backday.
Speaker 10 (12:50):
Work work, work, work, work, work, work work.
Speaker 14 (12:53):
What are we gonna do?
Speaker 1 (12:54):
Man, We're gonna get out of here.
Speaker 6 (12:56):
We just have a life.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
I mean, do you do anything besides this free he's up?
What do you do for fun?
Speaker 6 (13:02):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (13:02):
No, we don't have fun.
Speaker 10 (13:03):
We just we just work.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
Here's here's our fun.
Speaker 12 (13:05):
Right work, work, work, work work?
Speaker 15 (13:07):
What works?
Speaker 5 (13:08):
Work?
Speaker 6 (13:08):
Well?
Speaker 1 (13:09):
I realized my father makes a lot of money, but.
Speaker 15 (13:11):
You see he's not giving me any.
Speaker 12 (13:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 14 (13:13):
Weekend, Saturday Sunday, the time between work and more work,
the time when you go out looking for.
Speaker 4 (13:19):
Happiness and end up punch over somewhere else's toilet.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
The weekend, but things are at their darkest.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
Pal It's a brave man.
Speaker 11 (13:25):
I can kick party.
Speaker 12 (13:28):
All is will taste do is.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
Cool?
Speaker 11 (13:33):
Buzz off fie.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
Bag up.
Speaker 12 (14:04):
I don't know.
Speaker 16 (14:07):
The bag.
Speaker 4 (14:11):
I don't.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
No I am today.
Speaker 12 (14:20):
The bag.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
I'm having the tech page.
Speaker 14 (14:27):
The bag.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
Work, work, work, what's what's work?
Speaker 10 (14:31):
What's works?
Speaker 17 (14:32):
Work?
Speaker 12 (14:32):
I hate work? I hate work, I hate what.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
Dud bag? H Good morning, It's to make show on
(15:13):
the radio. And now a few minutes with Marvin Webster. Yo,
what's up how y'all doing? Hey man?
Speaker 4 (15:19):
I was filling up my car at the gas station
the other day. I was in a kind of a
rough part of town, because you know, that's why I lived,
and I went into pay. They had a stock of
newspaper sitting on the counter. Now, at first I thought
it was one of them apartment finder deals, but instead
of apartments, it had pictures of all these rough looking
dudes on the front of it. I said, that looks
(15:40):
like a bunch of mug shots. You know what, That's
exactly what it was. It's a newspaper called the Slammer.
They print all the mug shots from the past week.
I like this idea is across between the America's Most
Wanted and the car trader. You know how the car
trader would have like a cover shot of a ninety
eight corvette for sale. The Slammer got a picture of
(16:03):
a guy who stole a ninety eight corvette. And the contrary,
they always had their little blurbs on the front, say
like Ford, Chevy Pontiac trucks. The Slammer is the same deal,
except it says sex offenders most wanted dead, deep parents
and more. You know, you throw them through this thing.
(16:23):
They got them broke down by county. Actually some of
them looked like they broke down by drugs to me anyway.
They also got special pages. Let the collection called fight Club.
It's a bunch of people that got locked up for assault.
You know, a lot of black eyes and band aids
on that page. Then they got mature menaces with mugshots
of old people that get list. Here's one kitty corner
(16:46):
that's all juvenile offenders for the week. And my favorite
is the Slammer salon page. It's a collection of suspects
with jacked up looking hairstyles. My uncle Cedric saw that
part said go get your cousin to these out the newspaper.
Now you may wonder who advertises in a paper like this, Well,
(17:07):
you know it's gonna be a whole bunch of dui
lawyers and Tripa, a bail bond type places. They had
a big, full page ad on the back for us bonding.
Their slogan is they nail you, we bail you. And
there's a couple of furniture store ads in here. I
reckonize if the dude on page twelve stole all the
stuff at your house. Oh and check this one out.
(17:29):
That's my favorite. Soababs custom clothier for men, women and
plus sizes. Got a picture of wardrobe consultant Theophilus Austin,
y'all slicked back and turned out with his Steve Harvey
meets Orlando cal Richie and look himself. All they need
is a lie. At the bottom of this ad, it says,
(17:50):
got locked up for cracking heads. Don't go to court
without our thread. So you know, overall the ads about
what you might expect in the Purple like this, that'd
be a good idea to be pushing a pawn shop
right next to a picture of a guy that's up
on twelve council breaking and entering. But you know, business
is big, So if you live in Charlotte and you
want to keep tabs on you no count friends, look
(18:12):
for it. Find it at a raggedy ass shale station.
One dollar a copy for my money is the best
entertainment value in America. Y'all think about it.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
I'm off there. Good morning everybody. The Big Show is
on the radio. Hangout.
Speaker 18 (18:28):
We're gonna show our acting jobs coming up. I got
an actor, damn you, I'm a movie stop. I did
one play in summer stuff.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
I have one line. I forgot it.
Speaker 9 (18:47):
Thank god I can write down all my bits. I'm
the top point Billy Big Show, Good morning that what
(19:32):
makes you hold the radio?
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Got to hit twer I.
Speaker 17 (19:35):
Got the mark?
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the boat might be a hundred Loso Tavern and Charlotte
Good Morning, Big Shows on the radio coming up. We
played John Boyd Jeopardy Win against one hundred and twenty
dollars where the bullsnot cleaning products? Look for Bullsnotted truck
stops across America. Download the Bullsnot app. Click on that
link when you go to the Big Show dot Com. Alright,
(20:20):
Friday Morning, start with a Friday Morning songs.
Speaker 1 (20:23):
Hit it boys, I say, I still going already and
I just miss it. Okay, wait a minute, I gotta
(20:44):
figure out we're jump back here? Are y'all just waiting
on meeting?
Speaker 17 (20:47):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (20:48):
All right, here we go.
Speaker 8 (20:51):
Ham the maid hand up, constant irritation away, I say,
hain't worth a fall about near he heard a bluegrass classic.
It's worse than Hey, keep breaky, It's worse.
Speaker 1 (21:15):
Than keep baby.
Speaker 13 (21:18):
How the baby dove hauls from down the hallway?
Speaker 1 (21:39):
They come to watch, come down to gay if they
like me?
Speaker 8 (21:47):
Now, Hi, when I am singing, just wait until I
get my case.
Speaker 17 (21:57):
Just waiting.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
She's kid.
Speaker 8 (22:15):
I get no respect hack except from pillar abandoned by
the other guy. No pillars rely only likes me. Comes
twice a week, we get free pipes two times.
Speaker 12 (22:40):
To meet, taking out all.
Speaker 1 (23:03):
One more time. Now, let's just kidd y'all. What a y'all?
Let's play John boyd Jeopardy review. Yesterday's question.
Speaker 2 (23:13):
We found out in the nineteen fifty, seventy five percent
of American homes had one of these machines on them. Today,
only about five percent dues sewing machines. Old Singer sewing,
Hey Singer, pop back in my head? All right, Today's
John Boy Jeopardy. If you're in the average, you'll see
yours at least once this year. Some of you will
even make it twice. But forty percent of Americans have
(23:37):
never seen one, and statistically speaking, never will.
Speaker 6 (23:42):
What is their feet?
Speaker 1 (23:46):
What y'all got one?
Speaker 2 (23:47):
Ain't other Big Show? You told freeline across America. We
played John Boy Jeopardy. Next, take you at.
Speaker 1 (24:17):
Good Friday morning. Big Show's on the radio.
Speaker 2 (24:20):
Today's feature track from The Big Show bit Box brought
you by Sharlam Motorspeedway, Cold six hundred Sunday, May twenty six,
Oliver the two cows principle of economics. Then the kids
around learn about economics. Search for key words two cows.
It's fun to the bit Box app the.
Speaker 5 (24:41):
Big Show dot Com right now.
Speaker 7 (24:45):
Yes, it's live across America. It's John Boy Jeopardy.
Speaker 1 (24:49):
Oh wow?
Speaker 7 (24:49):
What and now a man who says taking his eye
doctor to lunch was kind of weird. The guy kept
asking how's your sandwich? Then he turned the plate and
say how now? And now he's ton boy, the.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
First sighter got it.
Speaker 2 (25:08):
Michael Smithfield, West Virginia. Good morning, buddy, Good morning, go
on boy, Hello man, be guys. You made it in here, Michael,
you got the first shot at it. Review the question here.
If you're in the average, you'll see yours at least
once this year. Some of you will see it, make
it twice. Forty percent of Americans have never seen one,
(25:32):
and statistically speaking, never will.
Speaker 1 (25:36):
What is it, Michael, you say, Dennis, that's what it is.
What I think you flushed.
Speaker 2 (25:52):
That bucket on your head works if you think you
got that bullsnote prospect Michael.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
Again, right, no, right, buddy, Jackie find out. Let us know. Michael.
You hold on about a minute hour and topp of
your news.
Speaker 2 (26:18):
Dang, hold don't call all happy boys had been Friday
and all break open a brand new script about twenty minutes.
(27:01):
Good morning, there's a big show on the radio time board.
A happy boy song.
Speaker 11 (27:14):
I was walking down the street on a sunny day,
feeling in my bone says I have my wee bubble
hubb Imma have to be boy. Ima hap to be boy?
Speaker 12 (27:26):
Oh?
Speaker 11 (27:26):
We did good when things are going here? We Hey, Hey,
my little box pot got hit by a car bubble
hubbub but his guns in the box and put him
in a drawer.
Speaker 1 (27:36):
Ubb.
Speaker 11 (27:38):
I'ma have to be boy Ima, happy be boy. Oh
did good when things are going here? We hey hey?
(28:01):
Oh for god, all about it for a month and
a half. I looked through the drawer and started to
laugh because I might have bet boy have me boy?
Oh did good when things are going your week?
Speaker 12 (28:15):
Hey?
Speaker 1 (28:16):
Hey a morning. Yeah, we'll work outing out a little later.
(28:56):
It's to make show.
Speaker 2 (28:57):
Not ready to drive time players brand news quip Tom
here on Friday morning.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
I think we are already action.
Speaker 7 (29:10):
Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode The
Art Collector's Wife. As our story opens, successful art dealer
Frank Feesley is joining an urgent zoom call with his
attorney Sal Goodman.
Speaker 6 (29:30):
Hello, Frank, sorry for the short notice, Frank, Frank, I
think you have your mic commuted, Frank, dang it?
Speaker 1 (29:44):
Can you hear me now? Yes?
Speaker 6 (29:47):
But now I think you turned on the cat filter
thing gobbled dang it.
Speaker 1 (29:52):
I don't know how to work this stuff. Look, can
we just get on with it. You know I'm here
and I'm not a cat.
Speaker 6 (29:59):
Calm down, Frank, Just turn off the camera.
Speaker 1 (30:01):
Fine, happy, Yes, all right, Saal. What is so important
you had to call me off the golf course and
talk about.
Speaker 6 (30:10):
It's your wife, Frank, My wife, Oh my gosh, is
she Okay? She's fine, Frank. But thing is I just
got out of a meeting with her, and there's good
news and there's bad news.
Speaker 2 (30:21):
Well, all right, look, sal this has already been a
terrible day and it's not even noon yet.
Speaker 1 (30:26):
Just get to the point. Tell me what's going on.
Speaker 6 (30:28):
Okay, okay, okay, Frank, your wife inform me that she
invested five thousand dollars in three pictures that she thinks
are worth fifteen to twenty million dollars. And Frank, I
really think she's right.
Speaker 2 (30:41):
Holy moly, that's not good news. That's fantastic news. I've
been telling her for years she needed to get off
for bud. Turn off the view, get out there, do
something productive.
Speaker 3 (30:52):
Frank.
Speaker 1 (30:53):
Looks like all that yelling at hers finally paid off. Man,
This is the best day of my entire life.
Speaker 6 (30:59):
Frank.
Speaker 2 (31:00):
Yes, how what is it the bad news all right,
laying on me, laying only nothing can bring me down.
Speaker 6 (31:07):
The pictures, Frank, uh huh, theyre are you and your secretary,
some of them.
Speaker 7 (31:18):
We hope you've enjoyed John Boy and Billy playhouse, Frank,
Tune in again next time when we'll hear the crusty
old bailiff in divorce court say.
Speaker 1 (31:29):
Hey, big man, let me hold a dollar. Good morning,
you got the Big show on the radio. More chance
for you to win coming up after your news, weather
and sports.
Speaker 3 (31:45):
Home, I have no home, hunted, despised, leaping like an animal.
Speaker 1 (31:55):
The younger is my home.
Speaker 16 (31:58):
Oh will show the world that I am its master.
I will create my own race of people, race of
atomic superman that will conquer the world. And here are
the first two John Boy and Billy from the Big Show.
Speaker 1 (32:50):
Good morning, it's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 2 (32:53):
This is your one hour morning to win John Boys
wonderful fame number one oh one. That hardback copy of
the book The Whole Truth about Spring Turkey, Honey. According
to Cauz Ronnie cause strictly massy go you tell.
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You don't make sounds like this is to scare the
Turkey and as Couz called him.
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Ym bug eating beautible, lide back, wonderful birds that we love,
the ole truth.
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About spring turkey.
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Give it away in one hour, gets your naming a
hat gold to the Big Show dot Com. Good luck,
Good morning, Big shows on the radio. Coming up, we
play Beating the Blonde. If you can, you'll get a hat,
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Speaker 2 (34:02):
First, how about a Friday song we recorded for my boys,
Zach Brown and the band. Well I was close Zach
Brown and the Band, and thank us on the first
album Man Glad to see you guys doing great.
Speaker 1 (34:16):
How about a little chicken fried.
Speaker 17 (34:29):
New Alloyma chicken fried Cooke beer on a Friday night,
A pair of jeans that fit just right and the radio.
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Well I spreads up and eat the shed of Georgia
Pine And that's.
Speaker 1 (34:57):
Home, you know, sweet teav and Pine, Home mean whine
where the peaches grow in my house.
Speaker 17 (35:05):
It's not much to talk about, but it's feeling. Love
is grown in southern ground and a little bit of
chicken fried go beer on Friday night.
Speaker 1 (35:20):
A pair of cheese and fits us right, and the radio.
Speaker 11 (35:26):
A lot.
Speaker 17 (35:26):
See the song rider, see the love in my woman's eyes.
Speaker 1 (35:31):
Feel it U save impress us child. You know when there's.
Speaker 17 (35:38):
Well, it's funny how it's the simple things in life
that mean most.
Speaker 1 (35:43):
Not where you live, what you drive over, the brist
tag on your clothes.
Speaker 17 (35:49):
There's no dollar sign on a piece of mind the
side come to know. So if you agree, have a
drink with me. Raising glasses falls too. A little bit
of chicken go bere on Friday night.
Speaker 1 (36:06):
A pair of Jean's A feature us righting, and the radio.
Speaker 17 (36:12):
A lot to see some right, See love in Mamma's eyes,
see a touch of a pressure us child, You go
with my nurst.
Speaker 1 (36:23):
La fiddle made. I thank God for my life.
Speaker 17 (37:01):
Four the stars and stripes, May freedom forever fly.
Speaker 1 (37:07):
Let it bring.
Speaker 17 (37:10):
Salute the ones who die, the ones that give their
lives so we don't.
Speaker 1 (37:16):
Have to sacrifice all the things we love.
Speaker 17 (37:22):
Lie our chicken fick don't beer on Friday night, Apparent
of jeans a fit just right, and the radio, but
lot to see the song See Loving my woman's eyes
feel the touch of oppressu us child, you know when
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mother's the s give me a little chicken fries.
Speaker 1 (37:48):
Gon't beer on Friday night, Apparent of jeans a fit
just right, and radio.
Speaker 17 (37:57):
But lot to see the song rise seen loving a
woman's eyes be the charge of a precious child.
Speaker 14 (38:05):
And no, woman, there's no.
Speaker 1 (39:04):
I know you could render like that.
Speaker 2 (39:07):
Man Oh yeah, good times, man yeah, Sport Military Police
goes back. All right, Then let's play Beat the Blonde
one eight hundred.
Speaker 1 (39:18):
Big shaw, you told free line. We'll get a contestant
and play next
Morning.
Speaker 2 (00:00):
The Big Show's on the radio, and more Big Show
right around the corner.
Speaker 3 (00:04):
Good morning, This is Big Show. Plastic Surgeon, Doctor Holland
p Win. I fixed Jackie Twins, Randy Butt and Smarty Marty's.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
Massive Man Hooters.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
Next up on the John Boy and Billy Big Show Life,
Oh for John Boy shin extensions for Billy and Tata. Sorry,
but a brain transplanted a little lot of my league.
But I'll take a whack at it.
Speaker 4 (00:34):
I mean, what could it?
Speaker 5 (00:35):
He Taka doodle doo up and at them.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
It is Friday morning, a right words, they here coming
out of your sleep Friday, you guys, they hear this
April the twenty six, closing in on the end of
this April. No April flowers might call you a way,
they bring you showers.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
They blew went away going to May. Oh, I thought
I knew it.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Nearby National Audubon Day Honesty Birth of John James Audubond.
He was a French American ornithologist. Is not a bird dude.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Yeah, he's a bird dude.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Also, it was a naturalist. Does that mean he goes
around neckd you could huh. And he was a painter.
I was noted for his extensive studies of American birds.
Speaker 6 (02:00):
He paid birds while he was nude.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
And his detailed illustrations of the birds in their natural habitat.
Speaker 7 (02:08):
I gotta figure you probably have a reprint of one
of some of his work with all.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
The birds d pictures I have. Yeah, so well, all right,
National Dissertation Day. When you don't give a long speech
about something, right, Well, a.
Speaker 7 (02:24):
Dissertation is a summary of findings that you Oh.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Good, you try that.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
National Hairball Awareness Day to be aware of airballs.
Speaker 6 (02:37):
Cat, you know what he's talking about.
Speaker 8 (02:38):
That's another reason not have a cat.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
National Rectro Scale Day, National Kids and Pets Day, National
South Dakota Day, National Pretzel Day, National Arbor Day.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
What's the arbor trees?
Speaker 5 (02:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Yeah, the trees?
Speaker 2 (02:54):
All right, we got the trees and the birds with
all the bond and National Help a Horse Day.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Hey, maybe I'll come out and pay for some that.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Hey that that's not good enough for the horses. Gotta
get especially I believe that would be helping something like that.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
Well, that would be nice.
Speaker 6 (03:12):
Help a guy with a horse deck there you.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Gotta well, there you go, and three days in this
a saved up.
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stay blue. Three days in History where we'll get our categories.
Think along with us here if twenty six it was
two thousand and four, the US government introduced a new
colorized fifty dollars bill. Reportedly it would be harder to
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counterfeit than the old bill. Seems like those fifty dollars
bills are the easiest to counterfigures. That's the ones when
you pull one out and pay for it, people gotta
look at it strange and dig that pencil.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Out and market.
Speaker 6 (04:14):
You know, it looks fake.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
Or maybe it's just the way I look.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Yeah, yeah, they're just not a fifty dollars bill exactly.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
I blew up to twenty sixteen. The CEO of Cho Banni.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Yogurt is that right very popular?
Speaker 2 (04:32):
Oh hamda you love Kaya a Turkish billionaire businessman, activists
of philanthropists, philanthropists of Kurdish ethnicity.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
Ethnicity eth he's got him a title. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
He announced he will be giving his employees ten percent
of the shares in Choe Banni.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
So gave way ten percent of shares of the yogurt. Hey,
you know you can try that. I'll get right on it, okay.
Twenty nineteen.
Speaker 9 (05:07):
Dang it, he's here and no, I need to Okay.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
So finally, twenty nineteen, No Religion tops of survey of
American religious identity for the first time at twenty three
point one percent, edging out Catholics at twenty three percent
and evangelicals twenty two point five. It's a long running
general social survey. All right, don't say it. Make that
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a category. Yeah, okay, think about religious okay.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
One eight hundred Big show you.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Told free Line, come on, play out birds next.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
Good morning. It's a big show on the radio for you. Friday.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
Today's feature track from the make show vin Box Party
by Charlotte on the Speedway and Co called six hundred. Sunday,
May twenty six, Oliver the two cows principle of economics
search for keywords. Two cowsparently get made sense too when
you hit the show, Im, that's no winning my outburst.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
Let's play Outburst. It's the game that anyone can win.
John Boys and Billy gave.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
The prizes from the big Prize be let's go contested
number one.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
This should really be a lot of fun when you're.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Playing Outburst, having up a gainst tank, you have little
big shots.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
Say hey to Carlton from rural Hall, North Carolina. Shot,
Good morning, Carlton.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
Morning, John Boy, Buddy, welcome in here.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Hey man, all right, Rule Hall, North Carolina.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Man.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Well, originally from Graham. How about that? I knew you
was close, said Bud Well. Good Carlton. You go to
Graham High School.
Speaker 4 (07:36):
I did class one.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
Class of oh one. Did you see my picture at
the bus where the buses meet? He was part of
the class nineteen o one shot every day every day. Yeah, yeah,
Could you say, Carlton that maybe I inspired you. That's
what I was hoping when they asked if they could
put my picture up there. Well, I tell people you're
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you're the most famous person out.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
Of Grant Oh you're sweet.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
Jeannie Swanner, you know, might argue we have well, actually, no, never.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
Mind, you take it.
Speaker 6 (08:15):
Thank you?
Speaker 1 (08:16):
All right, God, we're good. We're glad you got in here. Buddy.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
Let's get you through these three categories as a graduate
of Graham High. I'm sure no problem. So give us
three buill denominations. Ready go? Okay, math. You know I
took consumer math when in my high school. I didn't
take any college preparatory courses. I didn't have to have
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to take those those maths classes that you had to, yeah,
the college preparatory. Yeah man, so hey, good, we learned
the denominations, so here we go. It wasn't about that
hard too, by the way. Okay, here we go, Carton.
Three yogurts ready.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
Oh, Dann in your play activity. I didn't know what
a yogurt was when I was in course.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
Not okay, and now, Carl, thanks for these great memories
for the win.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
Three religions ready to go, Catholic, Baptist, Methodist, Eh.
Speaker 10 (09:17):
Yeah, they're all right there, Calton crowd to send you
the LS tractor Marcy O prize back over the rural.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
Hall, buddy, first time calling? All right again? Get out
and can I make requests the classic the other day? Yes,
you may can I please hear to fresh Prince of Graham.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
First Prince of Graham, try to get that for him.
Speaker 6 (09:41):
I got it, buddy, We'll get to a good deal.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
Carl appreciate you, buddy. You hang on, Jack can hook
you up.
Speaker 10 (09:47):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
Proud of you, oh man, trying to talk good to Carlton.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
Where the busses meet, there's.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
Nothing to bust up. What do you call that? It's
cool where you catch you bus.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
I think it's called the bus stop. I think you're right.
Speaker 7 (10:04):
Or bus depots and place where the bus parking lot.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
I think, well, it's it's a building.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
They have some of our pictures, you know, graduates a
Graham High School there and yeah and uh yeah. I
don't know why they put it at the bus stop.
I didn't want to say bus stop. It kind of
lessens the honor.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
I don't worry about little but Carlton.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
Was inspired and he knew three denominations on bills.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
He's making some money doing good religious work. Good morning, it's.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
A big shawn alradio your Friday morning on him. Play
our Friday song, first thing to get the blood pumping any.
Speaker 11 (11:22):
Boys, and before eleven o'clock tonight, mister you better find
yourself another line of work.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
That's when sure, don't fix your pistol.
Speaker 11 (11:32):
It's one hundred and six miles to Chicago.
Speaker 8 (11:35):
We got a full tank of gas, half a pack
of cigarettes.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
It's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.
Speaker 12 (11:41):
Hit it.
Speaker 13 (11:48):
I hate work, I hate work, I hate one.
Speaker 14 (11:55):
I've been having a very bad day. I don't I
just got.
Speaker 4 (12:18):
To day.
Speaker 15 (12:20):
By just that she's got Yeah, fucking backday.
Speaker 10 (12:50):
Work work, work, work, work, work, work work.
Speaker 14 (12:53):
What are we gonna do?
Speaker 1 (12:54):
Man, We're gonna get out of here.
Speaker 6 (12:56):
We just have a life.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
I mean, do you do anything besides this free he's up?
What do you do for fun?
Speaker 6 (13:02):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (13:02):
No, we don't have fun.
Speaker 10 (13:03):
We just we just work.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
Here's here's our fun.
Speaker 12 (13:05):
Right work, work, work, work work?
Speaker 15 (13:07):
What works?
Speaker 5 (13:08):
Work?
Speaker 6 (13:08):
Well?
Speaker 1 (13:09):
I realized my father makes a lot of money, but.
Speaker 15 (13:11):
You see he's not giving me any.
Speaker 12 (13:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 14 (13:13):
Weekend, Saturday Sunday, the time between work and more work,
the time when you go out looking for.
Speaker 4 (13:19):
Happiness and end up punch over somewhere else's toilet.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
The weekend, but things are at their darkest.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
Pal It's a brave man.
Speaker 11 (13:25):
I can kick party.
Speaker 12 (13:28):
All is will taste do is.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
Cool?
Speaker 11 (13:33):
Buzz off fie.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
Bag up.
Speaker 12 (14:04):
I don't know.
Speaker 16 (14:07):
The bag.
Speaker 4 (14:11):
I don't.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
No I am today.
Speaker 12 (14:20):
The bag.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
I'm having the tech page.
Speaker 14 (14:27):
The bag.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
Work, work, work, what's what's work?
Speaker 10 (14:31):
What's works?
Speaker 17 (14:32):
Work?
Speaker 12 (14:32):
I hate work? I hate work, I hate what.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
Dud bag? H Good morning, It's to make show on
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the radio. And now a few minutes with Marvin Webster. Yo,
what's up how y'all doing? Hey man?
Speaker 4 (15:19):
I was filling up my car at the gas station
the other day. I was in a kind of a
rough part of town, because you know, that's why I lived,
and I went into pay. They had a stock of
newspaper sitting on the counter. Now, at first I thought
it was one of them apartment finder deals, but instead
of apartments, it had pictures of all these rough looking
dudes on the front of it. I said, that looks
(15:40):
like a bunch of mug shots. You know what, That's
exactly what it was. It's a newspaper called the Slammer.
They print all the mug shots from the past week.
I like this idea is across between the America's Most
Wanted and the car trader. You know how the car
trader would have like a cover shot of a ninety
eight corvette for sale. The Slammer got a picture of
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a guy who stole a ninety eight corvette. And the contrary,
they always had their little blurbs on the front, say
like Ford, Chevy Pontiac trucks. The Slammer is the same deal,
except it says sex offenders most wanted dead, deep parents
and more. You know, you throw them through this thing.
(16:23):
They got them broke down by county. Actually some of
them looked like they broke down by drugs to me anyway.
They also got special pages. Let the collection called fight Club.
It's a bunch of people that got locked up for assault.
You know, a lot of black eyes and band aids
on that page. Then they got mature menaces with mugshots
of old people that get list. Here's one kitty corner
(16:46):
that's all juvenile offenders for the week. And my favorite
is the Slammer salon page. It's a collection of suspects
with jacked up looking hairstyles. My uncle Cedric saw that
part said go get your cousin to these out the newspaper.
Now you may wonder who advertises in a paper like this, Well,
(17:07):
you know it's gonna be a whole bunch of dui
lawyers and Tripa, a bail bond type places. They had
a big, full page ad on the back for us bonding.
Their slogan is they nail you, we bail you. And
there's a couple of furniture store ads in here. I
reckonize if the dude on page twelve stole all the
stuff at your house. Oh and check this one out.
(17:29):
That's my favorite. Soababs custom clothier for men, women and
plus sizes. Got a picture of wardrobe consultant Theophilus Austin,
y'all slicked back and turned out with his Steve Harvey
meets Orlando cal Richie and look himself. All they need
is a lie. At the bottom of this ad, it says,
(17:50):
got locked up for cracking heads. Don't go to court
without our thread. So you know, overall the ads about
what you might expect in the Purple like this, that'd
be a good idea to be pushing a pawn shop
right next to a picture of a guy that's up
on twelve council breaking and entering. But you know, business
is big, So if you live in Charlotte and you
want to keep tabs on you no count friends, look
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for it. Find it at a raggedy ass shale station.
One dollar a copy for my money is the best
entertainment value in America. Y'all think about it.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
I'm off there. Good morning everybody. The Big Show is
on the radio. Hangout.
Speaker 18 (18:28):
We're gonna show our acting jobs coming up. I got
an actor, damn you, I'm a movie stop. I did
one play in summer stuff.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
I have one line. I forgot it.
Speaker 9 (18:47):
Thank god I can write down all my bits. I'm
the top point Billy Big Show, Good morning that what
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makes you hold the radio?
Speaker 2 (19:34):
Got to hit twer I.
Speaker 17 (19:35):
Got the mark?
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the boat might be a hundred Loso Tavern and Charlotte
Good Morning, Big Shows on the radio coming up. We
played John Boyd Jeopardy Win against one hundred and twenty
dollars where the bullsnot cleaning products? Look for Bullsnotted truck
stops across America. Download the Bullsnot app. Click on that
link when you go to the Big Show dot Com. Alright,
(20:20):
Friday Morning, start with a Friday Morning songs.
Speaker 1 (20:23):
Hit it boys, I say, I still going already and
I just miss it. Okay, wait a minute, I gotta
(20:44):
figure out we're jump back here? Are y'all just waiting
on meeting?
Speaker 17 (20:47):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (20:48):
All right, here we go.
Speaker 8 (20:51):
Ham the maid hand up, constant irritation away, I say,
hain't worth a fall about near he heard a bluegrass classic.
It's worse than Hey, keep breaky, It's worse.
Speaker 1 (21:15):
Than keep baby.
Speaker 13 (21:18):
How the baby dove hauls from down the hallway?
Speaker 1 (21:39):
They come to watch, come down to gay if they
like me?
Speaker 8 (21:47):
Now, Hi, when I am singing, just wait until I
get my case.
Speaker 17 (21:57):
Just waiting.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
She's kid.
Speaker 8 (22:15):
I get no respect hack except from pillar abandoned by
the other guy. No pillars rely only likes me. Comes
twice a week, we get free pipes two times.
Speaker 12 (22:40):
To meet, taking out all.
Speaker 1 (23:03):
One more time. Now, let's just kidd y'all. What a y'all?
Let's play John boyd Jeopardy review. Yesterday's question.
Speaker 2 (23:13):
We found out in the nineteen fifty, seventy five percent
of American homes had one of these machines on them. Today,
only about five percent dues sewing machines. Old Singer sewing,
Hey Singer, pop back in my head? All right, Today's
John Boy Jeopardy. If you're in the average, you'll see
yours at least once this year. Some of you will
even make it twice. But forty percent of Americans have
(23:37):
never seen one, and statistically speaking, never will.
Speaker 6 (23:42):
What is their feet?
Speaker 1 (23:46):
What y'all got one?
Speaker 2 (23:47):
Ain't other Big Show? You told freeline across America. We
played John Boy Jeopardy. Next, take you at.
Speaker 1 (24:17):
Good Friday morning. Big Show's on the radio.
Speaker 2 (24:20):
Today's feature track from The Big Show bit Box brought
you by Sharlam Motorspeedway, Cold six hundred Sunday, May twenty six,
Oliver the two cows principle of economics. Then the kids
around learn about economics. Search for key words two cows.
It's fun to the bit Box app the.
Speaker 5 (24:41):
Big Show dot Com right now.
Speaker 7 (24:45):
Yes, it's live across America. It's John Boy Jeopardy.
Speaker 1 (24:49):
Oh wow?
Speaker 7 (24:49):
What and now a man who says taking his eye
doctor to lunch was kind of weird. The guy kept
asking how's your sandwich? Then he turned the plate and
say how now? And now he's ton boy, the.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
First sighter got it.
Speaker 2 (25:08):
Michael Smithfield, West Virginia. Good morning, buddy, Good morning, go
on boy, Hello man, be guys. You made it in here, Michael,
you got the first shot at it. Review the question here.
If you're in the average, you'll see yours at least
once this year. Some of you will see it, make
it twice. Forty percent of Americans have never seen one,
(25:32):
and statistically speaking, never will.
Speaker 1 (25:36):
What is it, Michael, you say, Dennis, that's what it is.
What I think you flushed.
Speaker 2 (25:52):
That bucket on your head works if you think you
got that bullsnote prospect Michael.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
Again, right, no, right, buddy, Jackie find out. Let us know. Michael.
You hold on about a minute hour and topp of
your news.
Speaker 2 (26:18):
Dang, hold don't call all happy boys had been Friday
and all break open a brand new script about twenty minutes.
(27:01):
Good morning, there's a big show on the radio time board.
A happy boy song.
Speaker 11 (27:14):
I was walking down the street on a sunny day,
feeling in my bone says I have my wee bubble
hubb Imma have to be boy. Ima hap to be boy?
Speaker 12 (27:26):
Oh?
Speaker 11 (27:26):
We did good when things are going here? We Hey, Hey,
my little box pot got hit by a car bubble
hubbub but his guns in the box and put him
in a drawer.
Speaker 1 (27:36):
Ubb.
Speaker 11 (27:38):
I'ma have to be boy Ima, happy be boy. Oh
did good when things are going here? We hey hey?
(28:01):
Oh for god, all about it for a month and
a half. I looked through the drawer and started to
laugh because I might have bet boy have me boy?
Oh did good when things are going your week?
Speaker 12 (28:15):
Hey?
Speaker 1 (28:16):
Hey a morning. Yeah, we'll work outing out a little later.
(28:56):
It's to make show.
Speaker 2 (28:57):
Not ready to drive time players brand news quip Tom
here on Friday morning.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
I think we are already action.
Speaker 7 (29:10):
Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode The
Art Collector's Wife. As our story opens, successful art dealer
Frank Feesley is joining an urgent zoom call with his
attorney Sal Goodman.
Speaker 6 (29:30):
Hello, Frank, sorry for the short notice, Frank, Frank, I
think you have your mic commuted, Frank, dang it?
Speaker 1 (29:44):
Can you hear me now? Yes?
Speaker 6 (29:47):
But now I think you turned on the cat filter
thing gobbled dang it.
Speaker 1 (29:52):
I don't know how to work this stuff. Look, can
we just get on with it. You know I'm here
and I'm not a cat.
Speaker 6 (29:59):
Calm down, Frank, Just turn off the camera.
Speaker 1 (30:01):
Fine, happy, Yes, all right, Saal. What is so important
you had to call me off the golf course and
talk about.
Speaker 6 (30:10):
It's your wife, Frank, My wife, Oh my gosh, is
she Okay? She's fine, Frank. But thing is I just
got out of a meeting with her, and there's good
news and there's bad news.
Speaker 2 (30:21):
Well, all right, look, sal this has already been a
terrible day and it's not even noon yet.
Speaker 1 (30:26):
Just get to the point. Tell me what's going on.
Speaker 6 (30:28):
Okay, okay, okay, Frank, your wife inform me that she
invested five thousand dollars in three pictures that she thinks
are worth fifteen to twenty million dollars. And Frank, I
really think she's right.
Speaker 2 (30:41):
Holy moly, that's not good news. That's fantastic news. I've
been telling her for years she needed to get off
for bud. Turn off the view, get out there, do
something productive.
Speaker 3 (30:52):
Frank.
Speaker 1 (30:53):
Looks like all that yelling at hers finally paid off. Man,
This is the best day of my entire life.
Speaker 6 (30:59):
Frank.
Speaker 2 (31:00):
Yes, how what is it the bad news all right,
laying on me, laying only nothing can bring me down.
Speaker 6 (31:07):
The pictures, Frank, uh huh, theyre are you and your secretary,
some of them.
Speaker 7 (31:18):
We hope you've enjoyed John Boy and Billy playhouse, Frank,
Tune in again next time when we'll hear the crusty
old bailiff in divorce court say.
Speaker 1 (31:29):
Hey, big man, let me hold a dollar. Good morning,
you got the Big show on the radio. More chance
for you to win coming up after your news, weather
and sports.
Speaker 3 (31:45):
Home, I have no home, hunted, despised, leaping like an animal.
Speaker 1 (31:55):
The younger is my home.
Speaker 16 (31:58):
Oh will show the world that I am its master.
I will create my own race of people, race of
atomic superman that will conquer the world. And here are
the first two John Boy and Billy from the Big Show.
Speaker 1 (32:50):
Good morning, it's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 2 (32:53):
This is your one hour morning to win John Boys
wonderful fame number one oh one. That hardback copy of
the book The Whole Truth about Spring Turkey, Honey. According
to Cauz Ronnie cause strictly massy go you tell.
Speaker 1 (33:10):
You don't make sounds like this is to scare the
Turkey and as Couz called him.
Speaker 2 (33:19):
Ym bug eating beautible, lide back, wonderful birds that we love,
the ole truth.
Speaker 1 (33:28):
About spring turkey.
Speaker 2 (33:32):
Give it away in one hour, gets your naming a
hat gold to the Big Show dot Com. Good luck,
Good morning, Big shows on the radio. Coming up, we
play Beating the Blonde. If you can, you'll get a hat,
t shirt, tumbler and a twenty five dollars gas card
from Low Tigers, Lord Tiger's motorcycle lawyers who ride representing
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injured riders for over two decades.
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With Low Tigers, you never ride alone. Click on the
link when you hit the Big Show dot Com, hang
on play bore in minutes.
Speaker 2 (34:02):
First, how about a Friday song we recorded for my boys,
Zach Brown and the band. Well I was close Zach
Brown and the Band, and thank us on the first
album Man Glad to see you guys doing great.
Speaker 1 (34:16):
How about a little chicken fried.
Speaker 17 (34:29):
New Alloyma chicken fried Cooke beer on a Friday night,
A pair of jeans that fit just right and the radio.
(34:52):
Well I spreads up and eat the shed of Georgia
Pine And that's.
Speaker 1 (34:57):
Home, you know, sweet teav and Pine, Home mean whine
where the peaches grow in my house.
Speaker 17 (35:05):
It's not much to talk about, but it's feeling. Love
is grown in southern ground and a little bit of
chicken fried go beer on Friday night.
Speaker 1 (35:20):
A pair of cheese and fits us right, and the radio.
Speaker 11 (35:26):
A lot.
Speaker 17 (35:26):
See the song rider, see the love in my woman's eyes.
Speaker 1 (35:31):
Feel it U save impress us child. You know when there's.
Speaker 17 (35:38):
Well, it's funny how it's the simple things in life
that mean most.
Speaker 1 (35:43):
Not where you live, what you drive over, the brist
tag on your clothes.
Speaker 17 (35:49):
There's no dollar sign on a piece of mind the
side come to know. So if you agree, have a
drink with me. Raising glasses falls too. A little bit
of chicken go bere on Friday night.
Speaker 1 (36:06):
A pair of Jean's A feature us righting, and the radio.
Speaker 17 (36:12):
A lot to see some right, See love in Mamma's eyes,
see a touch of a pressure us child, You go
with my nurst.
Speaker 1 (36:23):
La fiddle made. I thank God for my life.
Speaker 17 (37:01):
Four the stars and stripes, May freedom forever fly.
Speaker 1 (37:07):
Let it bring.
Speaker 17 (37:10):
Salute the ones who die, the ones that give their
lives so we don't.
Speaker 1 (37:16):
Have to sacrifice all the things we love.
Speaker 17 (37:22):
Lie our chicken fick don't beer on Friday night, Apparent
of jeans a fit just right, and the radio, but
lot to see the song See Loving my woman's eyes
feel the touch of oppressu us child, you know when
(37:42):
mother's the s give me a little chicken fries.
Speaker 1 (37:48):
Gon't beer on Friday night, Apparent of jeans a fit
just right, and radio.
Speaker 17 (37:57):
But lot to see the song rise seen loving a
woman's eyes be the charge of a precious child.
Speaker 14 (38:05):
And no, woman, there's no.
Speaker 1 (39:04):
I know you could render like that.
Speaker 2 (39:07):
Man Oh yeah, good times, man yeah, Sport Military Police
goes back. All right, Then let's play Beat the Blonde
one eight hundred.
Speaker 1 (39:18):
Big shaw, you told free line. We'll get a contestant
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