April 26, 2024 • 38 mins
Friday (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, Happy Friday! - Today’s Playhouse sets noted art collector, Frank Fesley struggling with technology, his attorney Sal Goodman, and the pitfalls of marriage.. - John Boy gives away some more of his “wonderful things”.. - Tom Sorenson takes the virtual talking stick and sounds off on the subject of football.. - and we’ll wrap things up with an economics lesson from Oliver - (yes, really..)..
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
H h. Good morning. That's a big show on AL Radio.
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We're going to do your Friday did what we got?
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a good Olive run. The two cows principle of economics.
Search for keywords two cows. Yeah, I'm gonna pay off
Bodden stuff. Never, I'm gonna workshop some more cow materials.
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Work in some Biden domics. Yeah, have the bid box
two cows. I said, you got it Big show dot com.
And right now, let's may beat the bond. We got
our bond. No, guys, you mad haven't cut me.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
There.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Sean is from Severeville, Tennessee. Good morning, Sean, Good morning fellows,
first time caller.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Happy to be on the show. Love you guys.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Had a boy John, I'm legiment in here, buddy. All right,
you know what we're gonna do. Go ask Tatter some questions.
She will answer. You agree or disagree whether you think
she's right or wrong. At two bells before two buzzers
and you win.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Awesome.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Right, let's go to Men's Health magazine. I have my
issue always hand in this event, Yes, thank you. This
event has been defined as the blurb between brushing your
teeth and starting the car. What is this event called marriage?
Speaker 3 (02:04):
Yeah, it's called breakfast.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Breakfast is the event? Sean? Agree or disagree?
Speaker 2 (02:17):
I'm gonna have to disagree with that one.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Do you disagree? Yeah? That is breakfast? Is health magazine?
Get up, blur breakfast starting?
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Yeah, get out of the bathroom and read the magazine.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
There you go. Oh, here we go, then, Dan, what
would you be looking for if you were out shopping
for flatwear?
Speaker 4 (02:46):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (02:47):
Christmas weather for Jackie joke, kid boom?
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Flatware?
Speaker 3 (03:05):
That is silverware, silverware, silverware?
Speaker 1 (03:10):
And what what the silverware is?
Speaker 5 (03:12):
Flatware?
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Just wear, dives and forts? All right, Sean, agree or disagree?
Speaker 2 (03:22):
I'll disagree with that one.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
I disagree. H No, man, you I did not know? Well, yes,
just just for the heck of it. What did you
think it might be? Sean?
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Oh, man, I definitely wouldn't going for silverware.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
On that Ye, just nothing. You just didn't take it.
No way Tater could be right about that one. Well
you know, no that has working out for Simmar contestins.
But well consolation Yeah, John, you ain't gonna We'll hook
up with your consolation prize. Appreciate you playing, buddy.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
Thank you so much. Good morning, I'm.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Gonna jump out to get you up on your news.
Right on the other side of time caps over this
Friday morning and will en time the crack.
Speaker 5 (04:45):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one export.
Speaker 6 (05:01):
Thank you, John Boy, you're well. Good morning everybody. It's
mister Rhubarb here for some hume this morning, mister morning
Randy saying bye for hume. Does your wife know you're
wearing her shoes?
Speaker 5 (05:16):
Actually? Yes? What about the blouse? I laid it out
last night. This is something my mother, my mother says,
you know, just like you like it? And quick?
Speaker 1 (05:33):
Thanks mom.
Speaker 5 (05:34):
Now I'll make you laugh. Why do termites I'll take
that bed?
Speaker 1 (05:40):
I mean, what do termites say?
Speaker 5 (05:42):
It works? What do they have for breakfast? Oak meal?
Speaker 6 (05:52):
What kind of school does a carpenter go to? Boarding school?
Speaker 5 (06:00):
You buying bazooka bubblegum or something?
Speaker 6 (06:05):
No, but you know that pazukah Joe's turtleneck that goes
up over his nose.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
Yeah, that might be a good look for you. I'll
try that.
Speaker 6 (06:13):
A man came round in hospital after a serious accident.
He shouted, doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs. The
doctor said, I know, I've cut your arms off. What
do you call a cow that lives in an igloo?
Speaker 1 (06:30):
An eski mood?
Speaker 6 (06:34):
Police arrested two kids yesterday. One was drinking battery acid,
the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let
the other one off get after the flash on his camera? Maltfunction?
What did Satan get back from the drug store? What
prints of darkness? Why didn't the squirrel cross the telephone wire?
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Why?
Speaker 6 (07:01):
Because the line was busy?
Speaker 1 (07:04):
Get it?
Speaker 6 (07:06):
Are there blood banks in England?
Speaker 2 (07:09):
Un?
Speaker 5 (07:10):
Get that answer, mate? You don't know.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Do you know? We don't know. I don't either.
Speaker 6 (07:18):
But there's a Liverpool And what was on the license
plate of the pickup truck of the sheep farmer?
Speaker 1 (07:27):
What you haul? Get it?
Speaker 6 (07:33):
That's a baby sheep?
Speaker 5 (07:34):
You've been buying Jegermeister again.
Speaker 6 (07:37):
No, but that's not a bad idea. Now, this is
the story of Zeba Dayah, a farmer who was in
the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young laying
hens called pullets, and eight or ten roosters.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
What are they? Pullets got funny? Roosters sounded kind of
weird too. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (07:56):
The roosters haven't got me concentrating. It was their job
to fertilize the eggs. See when a rooster likes a
hen very very much well, Zeb kept careful records in
Any rooster that didn't perform came out of the starting
lineup and went right into the soup pot. All this
record keeping took an awful lot of Zeb's time. So
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Zeb got a set of tiny bells and attached them
to his roosters. Now, each bell had a different tone,
so that Zeb could tell from a distance which rooster
was performing. Hit set on the porch and fill out
efficiency report simply by listening to the bell.
Speaker 5 (08:39):
Now, where are they working in the hotel lobby? You
try to find a bell at six o'clock.
Speaker 6 (08:43):
Anyway, Zeb's favorite rooster was old Brewster, and a fine one.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
He was, too rooster.
Speaker 6 (08:53):
But on this particular morning, Zeb noticed that Brewster's bell
had not rung at all. So he went to investigate. Well,
the other roosters were chasing pullets. Bells are ringing. Well,
the pullets would hear the roosters coming and.
Speaker 5 (09:09):
Would run for cover, and who can blame them?
Speaker 6 (09:12):
But to Zeb's amazement, Brewster had his bell in his
beak so it couldn't ring.
Speaker 5 (09:17):
In his what beak?
Speaker 1 (09:18):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (09:19):
His little rooster lips?
Speaker 1 (09:20):
How does he go back if his mouth is full?
Speaker 6 (09:22):
Shut up ring? H'd sneak up on a pullet, get
busy and walk on to the next one.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
Huh.
Speaker 6 (09:30):
Zeb was so proud of Brewster the Rooster that he
entered him in the County Fair, and Brewster was an
overnight sensation. The judges awarded him the no Bell Peace
Prize and the pullet Surprise Pullet.
Speaker 5 (09:45):
The surprise Yeah, get out, I'm getting.
Speaker 6 (09:51):
I'm mister Rubarb saying I'm mister rubab.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
Hey you wanna b my blouse?
Speaker 7 (09:56):
Fuck you?
Speaker 1 (10:00):
John Boy and Billy, Good Morning radio, dumb right, good morning,
(10:35):
Big Show's on the radio minutes away, and the giveaway
of John Boys wonderful Thing number one hundred and one.
Right now, let's do this.
Speaker 5 (10:47):
I'm a toad again, eating too much Rocky Road again.
The foods I love are playing hell with my rear end.
I just can't help it. I'm a toad again. I'm
a toad again. All these crispy creams are filling out
my behind. Carbs are not my friend. I wish I
(11:09):
could put those bathroom scales on rewind they're so unkind.
I'm a toad again, a bloated, puffy, pudgy load again.
My jeords are tighter now than they have ever been.
I can't believe it. I'm a toad again. Just one
more scoop since I'm a toad again and sea oh,
(11:36):
I haven't even done the two step yet, and I'm
sweating like Rosie O'Donnell reading the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue.
Oh lord, oh oh, hello, baba, lah, how are you angel? Broke?
What do you mean broke? Well, well, I know it
means I'm buying lunch. What's new? But how did you
lose the money?
Speaker 1 (11:58):
Uh huh?
Speaker 5 (11:58):
Oh you loft to bat?
Speaker 1 (12:00):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (12:00):
Well, what happened? Uh huh uh. You're sitting at the
bar last night, watching the ten o'clock news and having
a cocktail with Johnny Bravo. Okay, right right, Oh, there
was a news crew covering a story about a man
on a ledge threatening to jump. Uh huh oh, I see,
And you asked Johnny Bravo if he thought the guy
would jump, but Johnny Bravo said he definitely would jump.
Speaker 4 (12:21):
Oh.
Speaker 5 (12:22):
But you bet he wouldn't when you both put a
twenty dollars bill on the bar, all right, and then
the guy jumped. Oh how awful. Okay, so you gave
Johnny Bravo the money? I mean oh, oh he wouldn't
take it? Well why not? I mean fair, it's fair.
Oh he saw the story on the five o'clock news
(12:42):
and he knew the guy was gonna jump. Well, what
did you say?
Speaker 4 (12:47):
Uh?
Speaker 5 (12:48):
Huh you you said you saw the same thing, but
you didn't think he'd jump a second time. Yeah, some
people are hard to figure. So are you broke?
Speaker 7 (13:01):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (13:01):
He decided to take the money after all? Yeah, man,
what are you gonna do? All right? Angel, scurry off,
go on, bye bye, tippy toe ski, Dad'll chug along,
go to the go to the boom boom room. And
she's gone, Wow, I don't know why. I'm surprised. The
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other day we're walking down the street and I said, oh,
look at the dog with one eye. She covered one
of her eyes and said, where John boy baby, big
show bill speaking? I mean to help you. Oh hi,
astro nerd? What no, no, no, no, I don't know
(13:44):
the ab seeds of comedy. Well, no, wait a minute, Yes,
oddly I do see. Yeah. It stands for sayya oh,
here comes my dirty little angel. Hey listen, I was
gonna ask you about that friend of yours with the
block on curly hair, you know, the competitive swimmer. How
she doing? Really? You went to one of her meats
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last weekend? Well, how she do Ron's medal? Well that
doesn't sound so good. What happened? Uh huh uh huh.
They were doing the breaststroke and the other girls cheated. Ooh, well,
how they used their arms? Those hot sees come on,
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sweet cheeks. Mommy needs some fresh air to them. Mini Cooper,
carry on.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
Straight people, Good morning, The Big Show's on the radio.
More Big Show right around the corner.
Speaker 8 (14:43):
I'm working with mister mill Cox over his outfit. And
I like to listen to John Boy and Billy and
that they're Big Show. I like the way they talk.
They're funny, ah, not funny queers, that's what they say. Anyhow,
I've figured out John Boy has a hard time getting
started the morning. I ain't gotten the gage.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
It is giving away time at the Big Show. John
Boys wonderful things every Friday about this time. Find out
who wins the week's time. This was the hardback copy
of the book The Whole Truth about Spring Turkey Hunting,
according to Couz by Ronnie Cauz, Straggling the man people
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look too about the great art of Turkey Hunting from Masso.
Good news I got, Governor, but I'll save the good
news for later.
Speaker 4 (16:09):
Verse.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
Right now, let's make somebody happy out of Newton, North Carolina.
This week's fort they got it out of Newton, North
Carolina has previously mentioned David Falla. Congratulations, David, you get
the book and the good news I was referring to,
(16:32):
I got another brand new copy the same book. The
turkey season is still going on.
Speaker 2 (16:38):
I don't want to.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
The privesome kid out there getting that bug from cousin
starting a wonderful lot. It's full of kids. And if
you know's got a hat thrown in this week and
King ropes a King ropes hat out of Sheridan, Wyoming.
The first trip out of the sharing of the Little
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Buddy place, we went to the Indian Race. They're hanging
out and sharing. The man and stole his hat. That
serving that keen rope set and another book of my
boy CAUs at the Big Show dot com and by
the way, congratulations David's the only way to you. But
(17:24):
good morning. Big shows on the radio coming up, we
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in Tom Sorenson down on the campus of the University
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of Georgia. Bulldogs. Uh thein't got the big panty raid
coming up later.
Speaker 4 (17:54):
I was a kidding, I will be really careful in
a lock the hotel.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
And be throwing them out in the windows. That said,
oh good, oh, I'm all excited, buddy. Last night, Day
one of the Draft, the NFL Draft happening in Detroit.
Speaker 7 (18:13):
It is amazing to me how much interest it generates.
You know, last year more than fifty four million.
Speaker 4 (18:22):
People watched over three days and.
Speaker 7 (18:24):
More than three hundred and twelve thousand showed up live
in camp the city. And no other sport, no other
sport does that, No other sport comes close.
Speaker 4 (18:33):
And feel bad for the NBA game teams.
Speaker 7 (18:36):
That have to play opposite the draft because it's like
where's everybody?
Speaker 1 (18:42):
It's crazy. So today is Day two, So it'll run
from seven pm tonight until eleven thirty. It'll be on ABC,
ESPN two, the NFL Network and see rounds two and
three as well.
Speaker 7 (18:59):
And then tomorrow we got go from noon to seven.
We got runs four to seven and it's ABC, ESPN
and the.
Speaker 4 (19:07):
NFL Network, and it's just.
Speaker 7 (19:10):
So you know, it's almost like Opening Day because think
about it, have a team and you want them to improve,
and this is the easiest way to do it, more
than pre agency, because you draft these guys and get
them under rookie contracts, and if you mess up and
draft the wrong player, it can.
Speaker 4 (19:28):
Set you back years.
Speaker 7 (19:30):
And if you get the right guy, as Patrick Mahomes
will attest in Kansas City, man your goal you can
be golden for a long time.
Speaker 1 (19:38):
And it's not a guarantee. I mean, look at a
quarterback that was in the Super Bowl last year. Could
you tell us about him?
Speaker 7 (19:47):
Tom brock Purdy was the last player drafted mister Irrelevant
in twenty twenty one. I mean think about seventh round
number two, sixth to Iowa State, and he is a quarterback.
You can build your offense. I mean, some people call
him a caretaker, but he's much much more. It makes
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key passes and they got him really cheap.
Speaker 4 (20:13):
And I like those guys.
Speaker 7 (20:15):
There are fifteen guys in the NFL Hall of Fame
who are not drafted, so you can get them late
miss out entirely, and there's just more talent than there
are spaces on NFL rosters and our positions in the draft.
Speaker 1 (20:30):
Think about that. Fifteen members of the NFL Hall of
Fame were not drafted. All right, now, I'll give you hope.
If you don't like who you're getting, that's what you get.
What about some players who will be drafted in the
next two days, Tom.
Speaker 5 (20:44):
Here's a few.
Speaker 7 (20:45):
There's a guy named Spencer Rattler, which is a great
name for a quarterback, and he was the number one
high school quarterback in the country. Went to Oklahoma. It
did not work for him the here. He transferred to
South Carolina. He's one of those guys. And Brett Farv
was this way, Jake Glom and Carolina was this way.
They see their guy and they don't care if there's
eight guys around him. They figure they have the arm
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to get him the ball, so he throws a lot
of picks. But this guy can throw the ball sixty
five yards. He does have a big arm, and he's
probably going to go in the fourth round.
Speaker 1 (21:18):
All right, who's next on your list?
Speaker 7 (21:22):
I really like this guy, right, I'm a Jalen Right.
It's from Durham, North Carolina, played at Tennessee. Runs a
four three three forty, which is fast, and he breaks tackles. Man.
Two seasons ago we averaged six yards of carry. Last
season seven to four. I mean that is phenomenal, and
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I know running backs are the value.
Speaker 4 (21:44):
The boy.
Speaker 7 (21:45):
Whoever gets this guy is they have a big time
running back. And I would love to see the Panthers
get him because see, because he is If he played
any other position, he'd go in the first round. Because
he's a running back, he will almost certainly going round three.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
There's going to be a younger brother of an NFL
superstar available.
Speaker 7 (22:05):
Luke McCaffrey, Christian's brother, Christian the great running back for
San Francisco and VI. McCaffrey started out as a quarterback
at Nebraska, transferred to Rice, and then he just thought,
you know, I can play college quarterback, but I don't
think I'm going to be a quarterback in the NFL.
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So he switched the receiver. He is good. He's got
the height, he's got the speed, he's got the hands,
and he's on his way up. He looks like a
fourth round pick and San Francisco has a lot of
interest in him. A couple other guys real quick. One
is Brendan Rice, son of Jerry Rice, and he played
at USC.
Speaker 4 (22:46):
He only caught.
Speaker 7 (22:47):
One hundred and eleven passes in his career, but twenty
one of them for TDS, and he's going to be
a fourth round pick. And then the other is remember
Chris Jenkins who played for the Panthers. Big, Yeah, he's
going to big old son fixed with three ninety nine
pounds play from Michigan. And uh, his name is also
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Chris Jenkins, and he he looks to be a second.
Speaker 1 (23:12):
How about that? So Jerry Rice's boy, Chris Jenkins boy,
and uh, Christian McCaffrey's younger brother.
Speaker 8 (23:21):
Look at that?
Speaker 1 (23:22):
All right, Donald, Let's see what happens, buddy. We'll catch
up next week. Thank you so much, Enjoy your weekend,
and beautiful Georgia. And you be careful down there.
Speaker 4 (23:32):
And careful comes naturally.
Speaker 1 (23:37):
All right, buddy, Well, let's play our last rounds of
wordy word for the week one eight hundred Big Show.
You told free line. We'll get a couple of contestants
play next Friday morning, Big Show's on the radio. Today's
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feature track from the Big Show bin Box Broughdy by
Seanla Motor Speedway Co Coda six hundred This Sunday, May
twenty six, Oliver the two cows principal of economics. So
it's your keywords. Two cows with the kids, have some
fun with it if they got on their contest mone
you don't play contest Canta do we call you? Maybe
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something like yes.
Speaker 5 (24:35):
I went to everybody's head about the bed.
Speaker 1 (24:38):
Got a wordy word, not a worthy word. Let's meet
the contestants. We got Jerry from Augusta, Georgia. You morn
and Jerry, Good morning buddy. And we got Gerald from Tiptonville, Tennessee.
You morning, Gerald, Good morning, Happy Friday. O right, have Friday,
jil Jay Gerald, all right, Jerald, you won't tained Jerry
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on the John Boys side.
Speaker 9 (25:03):
Jerry, Jerry, Jerry, Jerry right, Hey, j Right.
Speaker 1 (25:09):
Let's see what we do. Jerry, ain't me and you
will go for the first thirty seconds. Jerry, you relax,
You ready to go, Jerry, good to get Okay, so
we got baby, all right, start the clock now. Isn't
what you smoke pot out of? Is got water in it?
And you light it? It's uh uh no, it's water
(25:31):
in it. Cheech and chong chong made a you know
you don't get the Let me say, what's another? I
don't know if there's something out for it? What dribble drum?
Oh no, you you you bang on the drum. That's
(25:52):
not the word. Uh wow. I admire you hey for
not being around pot at all. Obviously your whole life.
So zero zero, I'm not good. Let's see Gerald and
(26:12):
Taylor for their first round here, okay and.
Speaker 7 (26:16):
Go all right?
Speaker 3 (26:17):
Yeah, the root word is yes, Gerald did rhymes with it.
The blank show was like a talent show back in
the seventies. Rhymes with it a game ping blank? Uh huh,
all right, not rhyming. This is the season that we're in.
It's before summer. Yeah, take a blank on me. You
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know you don't know how it's gonna go, So just
take a take a risk yep dogs you play this
with your dog, you throw it, he brings it back.
Speaker 1 (26:48):
Wow. Right yeah, so six on the board. So Jerry,
at this point, we could step it up and do
something miraculous. We can try the game of wordy word.
All right, so here we go. Start the clock. Now,
when you're sleepy, you bring these options and you do this. Yes, okay,
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you wear this when you with your suit a neck. Yeah,
all right, I'm a blank agent double o seven, I'm
a what agent? Yeah, uh huh, all right, tighter and
Jackie is one of these's the opposite of narrow. No,
another name like a slang name, a nice blank there
(27:35):
a woman. No, not narrow. But we loss. I'm glad
we got it out of the way.
Speaker 2 (27:43):
Harold.
Speaker 9 (27:44):
Well, by the way, the word was, which this one
you just traded?
Speaker 1 (27:56):
Yeah? Broad, broad, Yeah, it's okay. I forgive you.
Speaker 3 (28:03):
When I was doing that, I would saying you're the
bongo drums, so they thro with the bongos.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
You were trying to help me all with the mind
you sweet.
Speaker 5 (28:10):
And I only had one hand that I could they
could mind.
Speaker 1 (28:14):
With triple would would have been a better game. But
that's all right. Well, Jerry, you can try again anytime. Buddy.
We appreciate you playing this morning.
Speaker 4 (28:25):
Well, thank you so much.
Speaker 1 (28:27):
Afternoon man, you do Jef great. Rest of your day
down and Gus said, Gerald, your prize back. Head to Tiptonville.
Good game one at in one.
Speaker 5 (28:37):
Hei first time.
Speaker 2 (28:38):
Color. Can I give a quick shout out?
Speaker 1 (28:40):
You go ahead?
Speaker 2 (28:41):
Hey, perfect.
Speaker 1 (28:47):
Nice buddy, is best one yet? Good morning? Got the
Big Show on the radio. Tom requested bit of the morning. Uh,
we got this from my was our first content. Listen
this morning. Taylor Carlton out of my hometown of Graham,
North Carolina, went to Graham High School. He was the
class of two thousand and one. Remember Carlton said, my picture, Eddie,
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you will be interested in this. My picture at the
Graham High School bus stop inspired a listener. Carlton, you
thought people were just gonna draw mustaches and tiny peepeas
and wee weeds Carton. Carlton wants to hear fresh Prince
of Graham. You got it, Carlton coming up next. Good morning.
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That's a big Shaw on the radio. Oh requested bit
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listen to Big Show dot Com and a John moorebill
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North Carolina. Won't hear my things all fresh?
Speaker 5 (30:19):
Prince of Gres, come and listen to my story about
a guy.
Speaker 4 (30:27):
You know.
Speaker 5 (30:27):
He's the big dumb boober on your radio. It sounds
like a lie or some kind of scam. But he
became the prince of a town called Graham in North Carolina.
Born and raised, goofing office. How we spent most of
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his days hanging out with Eddie, Mario and Pecker, pumping
gas and running movie projectors. He knew that he needed
to choose a career not scratching his butt and hunting deer.
He said, radio is where I ought to be. So
he loaded up the truck and moved to Tennessee. Times
were good. Life was a joy living on Bologne with
Tennessee fat boy. Everyone told him he'd never make it,
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but he just smiled and said, Yo, I'll just fake
it off to Charlotte, Yo, the big city on Bcy,
saying stuff so witty, paired with brainiac Billy James, Hmmm,
smells like fortune and fame, funny voices, fart jokes, and
all that killing competition like Mortal Kombat. A ball cap
on top of a big canis Vam just shining his
crown as the fresh Prince of Graham. Before long he's
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in syndication, spreading his stupid across the nation. He said,
watch out, I'm just getting started. Then he did a
push up and farted. Brand new truck parked in the garage,
booger branch, ranch and an entourage. But he's still a
man of the common dirt god, holes in his shorts
and stains on his shirt. Now he lives in a
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mansion in Swinkie Town, not doing too bad for a
hillbilly clown. But you can't put city in a country hand,
so he'll always be the fresh Prince of Ground.
Speaker 1 (32:53):
Good morning, there's a big show on the radios, and
you save my good bucks. Featured track. The Morning can
be informative as well as entertaining. If you would like
to have this out of the big box, search for
keywords two cows. Well, let's lay it down. It's time
bring a man, It's time for Oliver Well.
Speaker 5 (33:20):
Well, well, it seems the economy is in trouble. All
the big corporations looking for help from the government, which
means they're looking for a handout from the American taxpayer.
I say, screw you, jack. If you're not making anything
that anyone wants to buy, why should I and everyone
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else who works for a living come off the hip
to help you keep the doors open and keep making
stuff no one wants to buy.
Speaker 1 (33:51):
Here you go.
Speaker 5 (33:52):
It's all so confusing, isn't it. It all seems to
be too much to understand. And apparently the big corporations
don't understand it either, or they wouldn't be getting the
knees of their three thousand dollars suits dirty, begging for help.
And it's not just America. It's the same all over
the world. And it's all so simple, really, if you
just apply the same two cow principle that I used
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to explain politics earlier, let me preach on it. An
American corporation, you have two cows, You sell one, lease
it back to yourself, and do an IPO on the
second one. You force the two cows to produce the
milk of four cows. You're shocked when one of the
cows drops dead. You spin an announcement to the analyst
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stating that you have downsized to reduce expenses. Your stock
goes down and you buy another company. Jet A French corporation.
You have two cows. You go on strike because you
want three cows. One of the cows kicks you, and
you surrender immediately. A You go to lunch and drink wine.
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All is well. Japanese corporation. You have two cows. You
redesign them so they're twenty times the size of an
ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. They're incredibly smart,
but they go on a rampage and destroy Tokyo. You
sell the movie rights. A German corporation. You have two cows.
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You engineer them so that they are all blonde and
drink lots of beer, give excellent milk, and run one
hundred miles an hour. Unfortunately, they also demand thirteen weeks
vacation of years. Italian corporation. You have two cows, but
don't know where they are. You see a beautiful woman
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and take her out for pizza. You sing an opera
and lose a war. Russian corporation. You have two cows.
You have some vodka. You count them and learn you
have five cows. You have some more vodka. You count
them again and learn you now have forty two cows.
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The KGB shows up and takes over however many cows
you do have, and you stand in long lines to
pay too much for cheap toilet paper. A Taliban corporation,
you have all the cows in Afghanistan, which is two.
You don't milk them because you can't touch any creature's
private parts, so you kill them and claim an American
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missile blew them up while they were in the hospital.
And Iraqi Corporation you have two cows. They go into hiding.
They send videotapes of themselves mooing empty threats. A Polish
corporation you have two bulls. Employees are regularly maimed and
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killed trying to milk them. A New York corporation, you
have fifteen million cows. You have to choose one which
will be the leader of the herd, so you pick
some fat cow from Arkansas. And finally, a California corporation,
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you have millions of cows. Most are illegal. The governor
likes the ones with the big others.
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H h. Good morning. That's a big show on AL Radio.
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We're going to do your Friday did what we got?
Featured trapping the Big Show Big Box a year is
a good Olive run. The two cows principle of economics.
Search for keywords two cows. Yeah, I'm gonna pay off
Bodden stuff. Never, I'm gonna workshop some more cow materials.
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Work in some Biden domics. Yeah, have the bid box
two cows. I said, you got it Big show dot com.
And right now, let's may beat the bond. We got
our bond. No, guys, you mad haven't cut me.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
There.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Sean is from Severeville, Tennessee. Good morning, Sean, Good morning fellows,
first time caller.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Happy to be on the show. Love you guys.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Had a boy John, I'm legiment in here, buddy. All right,
you know what we're gonna do. Go ask Tatter some questions.
She will answer. You agree or disagree whether you think
she's right or wrong. At two bells before two buzzers
and you win.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Awesome.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Right, let's go to Men's Health magazine. I have my
issue always hand in this event, Yes, thank you. This
event has been defined as the blurb between brushing your
teeth and starting the car. What is this event called marriage?
Speaker 3 (02:04):
Yeah, it's called breakfast.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Breakfast is the event? Sean? Agree or disagree?
Speaker 2 (02:17):
I'm gonna have to disagree with that one.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Do you disagree? Yeah? That is breakfast? Is health magazine?
Get up, blur breakfast starting?
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Yeah, get out of the bathroom and read the magazine.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
There you go. Oh, here we go, then, Dan, what
would you be looking for if you were out shopping
for flatwear?
Speaker 4 (02:46):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (02:47):
Christmas weather for Jackie joke, kid boom?
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Flatware?
Speaker 3 (03:05):
That is silverware, silverware, silverware?
Speaker 1 (03:10):
And what what the silverware is?
Speaker 5 (03:12):
Flatware?
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Just wear, dives and forts? All right, Sean, agree or disagree?
Speaker 2 (03:22):
I'll disagree with that one.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
I disagree. H No, man, you I did not know? Well, yes,
just just for the heck of it. What did you
think it might be? Sean?
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Oh, man, I definitely wouldn't going for silverware.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
On that Ye, just nothing. You just didn't take it.
No way Tater could be right about that one. Well
you know, no that has working out for Simmar contestins.
But well consolation Yeah, John, you ain't gonna We'll hook
up with your consolation prize. Appreciate you playing, buddy.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
Thank you so much. Good morning, I'm.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Gonna jump out to get you up on your news.
Right on the other side of time caps over this
Friday morning and will en time the crack.
Speaker 5 (04:45):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one export.
Speaker 6 (05:01):
Thank you, John Boy, you're well. Good morning everybody. It's
mister Rhubarb here for some hume this morning, mister morning
Randy saying bye for hume. Does your wife know you're
wearing her shoes?
Speaker 5 (05:16):
Actually? Yes? What about the blouse? I laid it out
last night. This is something my mother, my mother says,
you know, just like you like it? And quick?
Speaker 1 (05:33):
Thanks mom.
Speaker 5 (05:34):
Now I'll make you laugh. Why do termites I'll take
that bed?
Speaker 1 (05:40):
I mean, what do termites say?
Speaker 5 (05:42):
It works? What do they have for breakfast? Oak meal?
Speaker 6 (05:52):
What kind of school does a carpenter go to? Boarding school?
Speaker 5 (06:00):
You buying bazooka bubblegum or something?
Speaker 6 (06:05):
No, but you know that pazukah Joe's turtleneck that goes
up over his nose.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
Yeah, that might be a good look for you. I'll
try that.
Speaker 6 (06:13):
A man came round in hospital after a serious accident.
He shouted, doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs. The
doctor said, I know, I've cut your arms off. What
do you call a cow that lives in an igloo?
Speaker 1 (06:30):
An eski mood?
Speaker 6 (06:34):
Police arrested two kids yesterday. One was drinking battery acid,
the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let
the other one off get after the flash on his camera? Maltfunction?
What did Satan get back from the drug store? What
prints of darkness? Why didn't the squirrel cross the telephone wire?
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Why?
Speaker 6 (07:01):
Because the line was busy?
Speaker 1 (07:04):
Get it?
Speaker 6 (07:06):
Are there blood banks in England?
Speaker 2 (07:09):
Un?
Speaker 5 (07:10):
Get that answer, mate? You don't know.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Do you know? We don't know. I don't either.
Speaker 6 (07:18):
But there's a Liverpool And what was on the license
plate of the pickup truck of the sheep farmer?
Speaker 1 (07:27):
What you haul? Get it?
Speaker 6 (07:33):
That's a baby sheep?
Speaker 5 (07:34):
You've been buying Jegermeister again.
Speaker 6 (07:37):
No, but that's not a bad idea. Now, this is
the story of Zeba Dayah, a farmer who was in
the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young laying
hens called pullets, and eight or ten roosters.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
What are they? Pullets got funny? Roosters sounded kind of
weird too. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (07:56):
The roosters haven't got me concentrating. It was their job
to fertilize the eggs. See when a rooster likes a
hen very very much well, Zeb kept careful records in
Any rooster that didn't perform came out of the starting
lineup and went right into the soup pot. All this
record keeping took an awful lot of Zeb's time. So
(08:19):
Zeb got a set of tiny bells and attached them
to his roosters. Now, each bell had a different tone,
so that Zeb could tell from a distance which rooster
was performing. Hit set on the porch and fill out
efficiency report simply by listening to the bell.
Speaker 5 (08:39):
Now, where are they working in the hotel lobby? You
try to find a bell at six o'clock.
Speaker 6 (08:43):
Anyway, Zeb's favorite rooster was old Brewster, and a fine one.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
He was, too rooster.
Speaker 6 (08:53):
But on this particular morning, Zeb noticed that Brewster's bell
had not rung at all. So he went to investigate. Well,
the other roosters were chasing pullets. Bells are ringing. Well,
the pullets would hear the roosters coming and.
Speaker 5 (09:09):
Would run for cover, and who can blame them?
Speaker 6 (09:12):
But to Zeb's amazement, Brewster had his bell in his
beak so it couldn't ring.
Speaker 5 (09:17):
In his what beak?
Speaker 1 (09:18):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (09:19):
His little rooster lips?
Speaker 1 (09:20):
How does he go back if his mouth is full?
Speaker 6 (09:22):
Shut up ring? H'd sneak up on a pullet, get
busy and walk on to the next one.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
Huh.
Speaker 6 (09:30):
Zeb was so proud of Brewster the Rooster that he
entered him in the County Fair, and Brewster was an
overnight sensation. The judges awarded him the no Bell Peace
Prize and the pullet Surprise Pullet.
Speaker 5 (09:45):
The surprise Yeah, get out, I'm getting.
Speaker 6 (09:51):
I'm mister Rubarb saying I'm mister rubab.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
Hey you wanna b my blouse?
Speaker 7 (09:56):
Fuck you?
Speaker 1 (10:00):
John Boy and Billy, Good Morning radio, dumb right, good morning,
(10:35):
Big Show's on the radio minutes away, and the giveaway
of John Boys wonderful Thing number one hundred and one.
Right now, let's do this.
Speaker 5 (10:47):
I'm a toad again, eating too much Rocky Road again.
The foods I love are playing hell with my rear end.
I just can't help it. I'm a toad again. I'm
a toad again. All these crispy creams are filling out
my behind. Carbs are not my friend. I wish I
(11:09):
could put those bathroom scales on rewind they're so unkind.
I'm a toad again, a bloated, puffy, pudgy load again.
My jeords are tighter now than they have ever been.
I can't believe it. I'm a toad again. Just one
more scoop since I'm a toad again and sea oh,
(11:36):
I haven't even done the two step yet, and I'm
sweating like Rosie O'Donnell reading the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue.
Oh lord, oh oh, hello, baba, lah, how are you angel? Broke?
What do you mean broke? Well, well, I know it
means I'm buying lunch. What's new? But how did you
lose the money?
Speaker 1 (11:58):
Uh huh?
Speaker 5 (11:58):
Oh you loft to bat?
Speaker 1 (12:00):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (12:00):
Well, what happened? Uh huh uh. You're sitting at the
bar last night, watching the ten o'clock news and having
a cocktail with Johnny Bravo. Okay, right right, Oh, there
was a news crew covering a story about a man
on a ledge threatening to jump. Uh huh oh, I see,
And you asked Johnny Bravo if he thought the guy
would jump, but Johnny Bravo said he definitely would jump.
Speaker 4 (12:21):
Oh.
Speaker 5 (12:22):
But you bet he wouldn't when you both put a
twenty dollars bill on the bar, all right, and then
the guy jumped. Oh how awful. Okay, so you gave
Johnny Bravo the money? I mean oh, oh he wouldn't
take it? Well why not? I mean fair, it's fair.
Oh he saw the story on the five o'clock news
(12:42):
and he knew the guy was gonna jump. Well, what
did you say?
Speaker 4 (12:47):
Uh?
Speaker 5 (12:48):
Huh you you said you saw the same thing, but
you didn't think he'd jump a second time. Yeah, some
people are hard to figure. So are you broke?
Speaker 7 (13:01):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (13:01):
He decided to take the money after all? Yeah, man,
what are you gonna do? All right? Angel, scurry off,
go on, bye bye, tippy toe ski, Dad'll chug along,
go to the go to the boom boom room. And
she's gone, Wow, I don't know why. I'm surprised. The
(13:23):
other day we're walking down the street and I said, oh,
look at the dog with one eye. She covered one
of her eyes and said, where John boy baby, big
show bill speaking? I mean to help you. Oh hi,
astro nerd? What no, no, no, no, I don't know
(13:44):
the ab seeds of comedy. Well, no, wait a minute, Yes,
oddly I do see. Yeah. It stands for sayya oh,
here comes my dirty little angel. Hey listen, I was
gonna ask you about that friend of yours with the
block on curly hair, you know, the competitive swimmer. How
she doing? Really? You went to one of her meats
(14:05):
last weekend? Well, how she do Ron's medal? Well that
doesn't sound so good. What happened? Uh huh uh huh.
They were doing the breaststroke and the other girls cheated. Ooh, well,
how they used their arms? Those hot sees come on,
(14:29):
sweet cheeks. Mommy needs some fresh air to them. Mini Cooper,
carry on.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
Straight people, Good morning, The Big Show's on the radio.
More Big Show right around the corner.
Speaker 8 (14:43):
I'm working with mister mill Cox over his outfit. And
I like to listen to John Boy and Billy and
that they're Big Show. I like the way they talk.
They're funny, ah, not funny queers, that's what they say. Anyhow,
I've figured out John Boy has a hard time getting
started the morning. I ain't gotten the gage.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
It is giving away time at the Big Show. John
Boys wonderful things every Friday about this time. Find out
who wins the week's time. This was the hardback copy
of the book The Whole Truth about Spring Turkey Hunting,
according to Couz by Ronnie Cauz, Straggling the man people
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look too about the great art of Turkey Hunting from Masso.
Good news I got, Governor, but I'll save the good
news for later.
Speaker 4 (16:09):
Verse.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
Right now, let's make somebody happy out of Newton, North Carolina.
This week's fort they got it out of Newton, North
Carolina has previously mentioned David Falla. Congratulations, David, you get
the book and the good news I was referring to,
(16:32):
I got another brand new copy the same book. The
turkey season is still going on.
Speaker 2 (16:38):
I don't want to.
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The privesome kid out there getting that bug from cousin
starting a wonderful lot. It's full of kids. And if
you know's got a hat thrown in this week and
King ropes a King ropes hat out of Sheridan, Wyoming.
The first trip out of the sharing of the Little
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Buddy place, we went to the Indian Race. They're hanging
out and sharing. The man and stole his hat. That
serving that keen rope set and another book of my
boy CAUs at the Big Show dot com and by
the way, congratulations David's the only way to you. But
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good morning. Big shows on the radio coming up, we
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Hang on one. It all in minutes. Right now. I'm
in Tom Sorenson down on the campus of the University
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of Georgia. Bulldogs. Uh thein't got the big panty raid
coming up later.
Speaker 4 (17:54):
I was a kidding, I will be really careful in
a lock the hotel.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
And be throwing them out in the windows. That said,
oh good, oh, I'm all excited, buddy. Last night, Day
one of the Draft, the NFL Draft happening in Detroit.
Speaker 7 (18:13):
It is amazing to me how much interest it generates.
You know, last year more than fifty four million.
Speaker 4 (18:22):
People watched over three days and.
Speaker 7 (18:24):
More than three hundred and twelve thousand showed up live
in camp the city. And no other sport, no other
sport does that, No other sport comes close.
Speaker 4 (18:33):
And feel bad for the NBA game teams.
Speaker 7 (18:36):
That have to play opposite the draft because it's like
where's everybody?
Speaker 1 (18:42):
It's crazy. So today is Day two, So it'll run
from seven pm tonight until eleven thirty. It'll be on ABC,
ESPN two, the NFL Network and see rounds two and
three as well.
Speaker 7 (18:59):
And then tomorrow we got go from noon to seven.
We got runs four to seven and it's ABC, ESPN
and the.
Speaker 4 (19:07):
NFL Network, and it's just.
Speaker 7 (19:10):
So you know, it's almost like Opening Day because think
about it, have a team and you want them to improve,
and this is the easiest way to do it, more
than pre agency, because you draft these guys and get
them under rookie contracts, and if you mess up and
draft the wrong player, it can.
Speaker 4 (19:28):
Set you back years.
Speaker 7 (19:30):
And if you get the right guy, as Patrick Mahomes
will attest in Kansas City, man your goal you can
be golden for a long time.
Speaker 1 (19:38):
And it's not a guarantee. I mean, look at a
quarterback that was in the Super Bowl last year. Could
you tell us about him?
Speaker 7 (19:47):
Tom brock Purdy was the last player drafted mister Irrelevant
in twenty twenty one. I mean think about seventh round
number two, sixth to Iowa State, and he is a quarterback.
You can build your offense. I mean, some people call
him a caretaker, but he's much much more. It makes
(20:10):
key passes and they got him really cheap.
Speaker 4 (20:13):
And I like those guys.
Speaker 7 (20:15):
There are fifteen guys in the NFL Hall of Fame
who are not drafted, so you can get them late
miss out entirely, and there's just more talent than there
are spaces on NFL rosters and our positions in the draft.
Speaker 1 (20:30):
Think about that. Fifteen members of the NFL Hall of
Fame were not drafted. All right, now, I'll give you hope.
If you don't like who you're getting, that's what you get.
What about some players who will be drafted in the
next two days, Tom.
Speaker 5 (20:44):
Here's a few.
Speaker 7 (20:45):
There's a guy named Spencer Rattler, which is a great
name for a quarterback, and he was the number one
high school quarterback in the country. Went to Oklahoma. It
did not work for him the here. He transferred to
South Carolina. He's one of those guys. And Brett Farv
was this way, Jake Glom and Carolina was this way.
They see their guy and they don't care if there's
eight guys around him. They figure they have the arm
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to get him the ball, so he throws a lot
of picks. But this guy can throw the ball sixty
five yards. He does have a big arm, and he's
probably going to go in the fourth round.
Speaker 1 (21:18):
All right, who's next on your list?
Speaker 7 (21:22):
I really like this guy, right, I'm a Jalen Right.
It's from Durham, North Carolina, played at Tennessee. Runs a
four three three forty, which is fast, and he breaks tackles. Man.
Two seasons ago we averaged six yards of carry. Last
season seven to four. I mean that is phenomenal, and
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I know running backs are the value.
Speaker 4 (21:44):
The boy.
Speaker 7 (21:45):
Whoever gets this guy is they have a big time
running back. And I would love to see the Panthers
get him because see, because he is If he played
any other position, he'd go in the first round. Because
he's a running back, he will almost certainly going round three.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
There's going to be a younger brother of an NFL
superstar available.
Speaker 7 (22:05):
Luke McCaffrey, Christian's brother, Christian the great running back for
San Francisco and VI. McCaffrey started out as a quarterback
at Nebraska, transferred to Rice, and then he just thought,
you know, I can play college quarterback, but I don't
think I'm going to be a quarterback in the NFL.
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So he switched the receiver. He is good. He's got
the height, he's got the speed, he's got the hands,
and he's on his way up. He looks like a
fourth round pick and San Francisco has a lot of
interest in him. A couple other guys real quick. One
is Brendan Rice, son of Jerry Rice, and he played
at USC.
Speaker 4 (22:46):
He only caught.
Speaker 7 (22:47):
One hundred and eleven passes in his career, but twenty
one of them for TDS, and he's going to be
a fourth round pick. And then the other is remember
Chris Jenkins who played for the Panthers. Big, Yeah, he's
going to big old son fixed with three ninety nine
pounds play from Michigan. And uh, his name is also
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Chris Jenkins, and he he looks to be a second.
Speaker 1 (23:12):
How about that? So Jerry Rice's boy, Chris Jenkins boy,
and uh, Christian McCaffrey's younger brother.
Speaker 8 (23:21):
Look at that?
Speaker 1 (23:22):
All right, Donald, Let's see what happens, buddy. We'll catch
up next week. Thank you so much, Enjoy your weekend,
and beautiful Georgia. And you be careful down there.
Speaker 4 (23:32):
And careful comes naturally.
Speaker 1 (23:37):
All right, buddy, Well, let's play our last rounds of
wordy word for the week one eight hundred Big Show.
You told free line. We'll get a couple of contestants
play next Friday morning, Big Show's on the radio. Today's
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feature track from the Big Show bin Box Broughdy by
Seanla Motor Speedway Co Coda six hundred This Sunday, May
twenty six, Oliver the two cows principal of economics. So
it's your keywords. Two cows with the kids, have some
fun with it if they got on their contest mone
you don't play contest Canta do we call you? Maybe
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something like yes.
Speaker 5 (24:35):
I went to everybody's head about the bed.
Speaker 1 (24:38):
Got a wordy word, not a worthy word. Let's meet
the contestants. We got Jerry from Augusta, Georgia. You morn
and Jerry, Good morning buddy. And we got Gerald from Tiptonville, Tennessee.
You morning, Gerald, Good morning, Happy Friday. O right, have Friday,
jil Jay Gerald, all right, Jerald, you won't tained Jerry
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on the John Boys side.
Speaker 9 (25:03):
Jerry, Jerry, Jerry, Jerry right, Hey, j Right.
Speaker 1 (25:09):
Let's see what we do. Jerry, ain't me and you
will go for the first thirty seconds. Jerry, you relax,
You ready to go, Jerry, good to get Okay, so
we got baby, all right, start the clock now. Isn't
what you smoke pot out of? Is got water in it?
And you light it? It's uh uh no, it's water
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in it. Cheech and chong chong made a you know
you don't get the Let me say, what's another? I
don't know if there's something out for it? What dribble drum?
Oh no, you you you bang on the drum. That's
(25:52):
not the word. Uh wow. I admire you hey for
not being around pot at all. Obviously your whole life.
So zero zero, I'm not good. Let's see Gerald and
(26:12):
Taylor for their first round here, okay and.
Speaker 7 (26:16):
Go all right?
Speaker 3 (26:17):
Yeah, the root word is yes, Gerald did rhymes with it.
The blank show was like a talent show back in
the seventies. Rhymes with it a game ping blank? Uh huh,
all right, not rhyming. This is the season that we're in.
It's before summer. Yeah, take a blank on me. You
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know you don't know how it's gonna go, So just
take a take a risk yep dogs you play this
with your dog, you throw it, he brings it back.
Speaker 1 (26:48):
Wow. Right yeah, so six on the board. So Jerry,
at this point, we could step it up and do
something miraculous. We can try the game of wordy word.
All right, so here we go. Start the clock. Now,
when you're sleepy, you bring these options and you do this. Yes, okay,
(27:13):
you wear this when you with your suit a neck. Yeah,
all right, I'm a blank agent double o seven, I'm
a what agent? Yeah, uh huh, all right, tighter and
Jackie is one of these's the opposite of narrow. No,
another name like a slang name, a nice blank there
(27:35):
a woman. No, not narrow. But we loss. I'm glad
we got it out of the way.
Speaker 2 (27:43):
Harold.
Speaker 9 (27:44):
Well, by the way, the word was, which this one
you just traded?
Speaker 1 (27:56):
Yeah? Broad, broad, Yeah, it's okay. I forgive you.
Speaker 3 (28:03):
When I was doing that, I would saying you're the
bongo drums, so they thro with the bongos.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
You were trying to help me all with the mind
you sweet.
Speaker 5 (28:10):
And I only had one hand that I could they
could mind.
Speaker 1 (28:14):
With triple would would have been a better game. But
that's all right. Well, Jerry, you can try again anytime. Buddy.
We appreciate you playing this morning.
Speaker 4 (28:25):
Well, thank you so much.
Speaker 1 (28:27):
Afternoon man, you do Jef great. Rest of your day
down and Gus said, Gerald, your prize back. Head to Tiptonville.
Good game one at in one.
Speaker 5 (28:37):
Hei first time.
Speaker 2 (28:38):
Color. Can I give a quick shout out?
Speaker 1 (28:40):
You go ahead?
Speaker 2 (28:41):
Hey, perfect.
Speaker 1 (28:47):
Nice buddy, is best one yet? Good morning? Got the
Big Show on the radio. Tom requested bit of the morning. Uh,
we got this from my was our first content. Listen
this morning. Taylor Carlton out of my hometown of Graham,
North Carolina, went to Graham High School. He was the
class of two thousand and one. Remember Carlton said, my picture, Eddie,
(29:11):
you will be interested in this. My picture at the
Graham High School bus stop inspired a listener. Carlton, you
thought people were just gonna draw mustaches and tiny peepeas
and wee weeds Carton. Carlton wants to hear fresh Prince
of Graham. You got it, Carlton coming up next. Good morning.
(29:58):
That's a big Shaw on the radio. Oh requested bit
of the morning. Some of you learn to hear hear
listen to Big Show dot Com and a John moorebill
and Facebook page, or like I'm boring Carlton. You don't
playing contests with us? Get your request in Carlton from Graham,
North Carolina. Won't hear my things all fresh?
Speaker 5 (30:19):
Prince of Gres, come and listen to my story about
a guy.
Speaker 4 (30:27):
You know.
Speaker 5 (30:27):
He's the big dumb boober on your radio. It sounds
like a lie or some kind of scam. But he
became the prince of a town called Graham in North Carolina.
Born and raised, goofing office. How we spent most of
(30:48):
his days hanging out with Eddie, Mario and Pecker, pumping
gas and running movie projectors. He knew that he needed
to choose a career not scratching his butt and hunting deer.
He said, radio is where I ought to be. So
he loaded up the truck and moved to Tennessee. Times
were good. Life was a joy living on Bologne with
Tennessee fat boy. Everyone told him he'd never make it,
(31:10):
but he just smiled and said, Yo, I'll just fake
it off to Charlotte, Yo, the big city on Bcy,
saying stuff so witty, paired with brainiac Billy James, Hmmm,
smells like fortune and fame, funny voices, fart jokes, and
all that killing competition like Mortal Kombat. A ball cap
on top of a big canis Vam just shining his
crown as the fresh Prince of Graham. Before long he's
(31:42):
in syndication, spreading his stupid across the nation. He said,
watch out, I'm just getting started. Then he did a
push up and farted. Brand new truck parked in the garage,
booger branch, ranch and an entourage. But he's still a
man of the common dirt god, holes in his shorts
and stains on his shirt. Now he lives in a
(32:10):
mansion in Swinkie Town, not doing too bad for a
hillbilly clown. But you can't put city in a country hand,
so he'll always be the fresh Prince of Ground.
Speaker 1 (32:53):
Good morning, there's a big show on the radios, and
you save my good bucks. Featured track. The Morning can
be informative as well as entertaining. If you would like
to have this out of the big box, search for
keywords two cows. Well, let's lay it down. It's time
bring a man, It's time for Oliver Well.
Speaker 5 (33:20):
Well, well, it seems the economy is in trouble. All
the big corporations looking for help from the government, which
means they're looking for a handout from the American taxpayer.
I say, screw you, jack. If you're not making anything
that anyone wants to buy, why should I and everyone
(33:43):
else who works for a living come off the hip
to help you keep the doors open and keep making
stuff no one wants to buy.
Speaker 1 (33:51):
Here you go.
Speaker 5 (33:52):
It's all so confusing, isn't it. It all seems to
be too much to understand. And apparently the big corporations
don't understand it either, or they wouldn't be getting the
knees of their three thousand dollars suits dirty, begging for help.
And it's not just America. It's the same all over
the world. And it's all so simple, really, if you
just apply the same two cow principle that I used
(34:16):
to explain politics earlier, let me preach on it. An
American corporation, you have two cows, You sell one, lease
it back to yourself, and do an IPO on the
second one. You force the two cows to produce the
milk of four cows. You're shocked when one of the
cows drops dead. You spin an announcement to the analyst
(34:38):
stating that you have downsized to reduce expenses. Your stock
goes down and you buy another company. Jet A French corporation.
You have two cows. You go on strike because you
want three cows. One of the cows kicks you, and
you surrender immediately. A You go to lunch and drink wine.
(35:02):
All is well. Japanese corporation. You have two cows. You
redesign them so they're twenty times the size of an
ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. They're incredibly smart,
but they go on a rampage and destroy Tokyo. You
sell the movie rights. A German corporation. You have two cows.
(35:27):
You engineer them so that they are all blonde and
drink lots of beer, give excellent milk, and run one
hundred miles an hour. Unfortunately, they also demand thirteen weeks
vacation of years. Italian corporation. You have two cows, but
don't know where they are. You see a beautiful woman
(35:48):
and take her out for pizza. You sing an opera
and lose a war. Russian corporation. You have two cows.
You have some vodka. You count them and learn you
have five cows. You have some more vodka. You count
them again and learn you now have forty two cows.
(36:11):
The KGB shows up and takes over however many cows
you do have, and you stand in long lines to
pay too much for cheap toilet paper. A Taliban corporation,
you have all the cows in Afghanistan, which is two.
You don't milk them because you can't touch any creature's
private parts, so you kill them and claim an American
(36:34):
missile blew them up while they were in the hospital.
And Iraqi Corporation you have two cows. They go into hiding.
They send videotapes of themselves mooing empty threats. A Polish
corporation you have two bulls. Employees are regularly maimed and
(36:55):
killed trying to milk them. A New York corporation, you
have fifteen million cows. You have to choose one which
will be the leader of the herd, so you pick
some fat cow from Arkansas. And finally, a California corporation,
(37:17):
you have millions of cows. Most are illegal. The governor
likes the ones with the big others.
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