May 1, 2024 • 43 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:22):
Good morning. It's a big show on the radio. Won't
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Blonde Goes, got the same time of hands and goes.
He got Bedale Castro, Nancy Reagan, he am crack saggers
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Blober and Lord Tiger's prize baggage in right now. I'm
from saying Lewis Bazaari, get him out the cop, you
know him, you love him. Terry Hanson's all the world
of sports. Here's how you never want to see you short.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Thick it up.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
He's got stoops on.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
Who's got a contract, who's out of the dude?
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Who might be on CRUs the show presents fortspes wrong
and thank you very much for join us again. Mister Hanson,
you beat our interest last week on the Nancy Reagan story. First,
let me say good morning, buddy.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
How you doing that?
Speaker 1 (01:38):
I'm doing good man. All right, Nancy Reagan, let's hear
it what you got?
Speaker 4 (01:43):
Well.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
I've had some people ask me what the heck is
that all about?
Speaker 5 (01:46):
Right in nineteen eighty seven, the first lady came to
Point of Beadro when I was at the PGA tour
to open up a drug rehab center as youthful. With
people like that, the Secret Service, you have to get
a security clearance. I had some reason to believe I
might not get okayed. I didn't want them down there
(02:08):
to know that. So I went to the Reagan advance man,
who was Pat Somerw's center in law, and I said, well,
check out and see if I can get the clearance.
And they got back to me and he goes, well, listen,
you don't need to try, and that's all he said
to me.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
He wouldn't say anymore. So I knew.
Speaker 5 (02:26):
And the reason why I did know was back in
nineteen eighty one, Ted Turner called me home on a
Sunday morning, and his first thing goes, hey, listen, have
you gone to church yet? I know why, but anyway,
didn't the CIA try to kill Fidel Castro? And went yeah,
I think yeah. He goes, well, last Thursday I was
(02:47):
duck hunting with him in Cuba and I could have
blown his bleeping head off. I went, geez. He goes, anyway,
you're gonna like him? I go, I'm gonna like it.
He said, yeah, I promised him that you would do
the Cuban All Star Baseball Game on TV. And I'm
thinking to myself, now, this is six months that I
(03:10):
don't need. Well, it turns out it was in six weeks.
So we go into the office on Monday morning and
we call the State Department and we talked to them.
A second call. They call right back and they said
we will not sanction this trip. And then I said
(03:31):
to him I'm thinking him on it. But he goes, uh, uh,
you're Foridel Castro's guests. Well, great, okay. So I fly
down there for the first meeting and it's a tough
meeting because the guys there I'm talking to don't want
to do this.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
We did neither. It was an afternoon game.
Speaker 5 (03:49):
Nor they've been planning for a year and we had
it in prime time, so they're very difficult. So we
break and I go to my interpreter. I said, look,
I want you to be a little tough when I
say this. So we went back in there and she
was translating for me. I said, look, I don't want
to do this. You don't want to do this, but
(04:10):
our guy told your guy, and your guy told my guy.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
We're going to do this game.
Speaker 5 (04:15):
If you want to tell your guy you don't want
to do it, fine, I'll leave. Well, we broke for lunch.
We came back. They had another spokesman who as nice
as he could be. So we went back to Atlanta
and we start planning. Well, I tell the promo department
about the telecast. The next morning, I get called to
a seven o'clock meeting in Turner's office. The sales department
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is in a panic. Coca Cola and Eastern Airlines called
they were going to pull sponsorship because the CEO of
Coca Cola was a Cuban ex patriot, and Eastern Airlines
headquarters were in Miami and they were going to be picketed.
So we said oh, we might be able to do
this game. They came back to me. He said, no,
(04:59):
the game's on. Will you have no commercials, no promos?
And then five weeks later, I'm on the way to
Cuba and I'm there and my secretary says, now, don't
forget to send the.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Wing number.
Speaker 5 (05:16):
That way, they don't shoot you down. Michelle, Michelle, and
I've got Bob Neil and Craig Seger with me, and
a woman who said to us, she spoke Spanish. CNN
told us, if you're on the fifth, fourteenth floor of
the Haban Malibre Hotel, your rooms are bugged. So we
(05:37):
get down there. Certainly enough, fourteenth floor on the on
the hotel. So then comes up Sunday night, right before
right after rack patrol. Nobody knew what was coming. Here
comes the Cuban All Star Baseball game. I don't think
anybody was watching it, but they we put it on.
So the next day we have a lunch. The game
(05:58):
was not eventful, and the vice president welcomes us. He
gives us two boxes of cigars, expensive each, and he
sends us home and by the time we got home,
he only had one.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
I don't think I think they must have stole one
from us.
Speaker 5 (06:11):
Oh, we got hassled with customs I mean really really hassled,
put in a put in a side room for an
hour before they let us out. Went back to Atlanta.
Nobody had a copy of it. I mean nobody in
history right now knows this game ever existed. I went
back two times to get copies. I can't get one.
(06:33):
So over the years I've noticed when I've been when
I've been traveling, I always get a second or maybe
even a third look at customs man.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
That is wild. It's all that trouble. You just had
to dump it after rat patrol on the superstation. Good stuff.
I love it, hands and we'll say what you got
on TAPA next week. Can't wait, buddy, love you mean it?
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Okay, buddy, see you next week.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
All right, my boy, Hi, Well, let's play our game
and beat the blonde out there in front of everybody.
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He right now, let's play beat the Blonde Me not contestant.
John out of Appomatics, Virginia. Good morning, John, Hey body, welcome?
Why John noted Diogo? Ask Tatter some questions. She'll give
an answer. You agree or disagree to bells for two
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buzzers and they can feed it winning the privace Blacke
charge down. Here we go, Mabby. This look at a
survey that was conducted in nineteen seventy seven. All right, Hanson,
(08:37):
what was the main reason that more men were not
taking jobs as secretary?
Speaker 6 (08:44):
Ah, they're hairy legs and nobby knees, I think is
what was probably reason.
Speaker 7 (08:51):
Most men you know didn't know how.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
To type, didn't know how to tie. Yeah, John, do
you agree or disagree? Agree with that said the pay
was too low?
Speaker 6 (09:06):
Oh well well excuse.
Speaker 7 (09:10):
Us, yeah, pardon.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
I think we got that out of the way.
Speaker 7 (09:14):
I was fixed early on.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
It was alright, then, well, here we go.
Speaker 7 (09:18):
We need here.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
In nineteen fifty, the FBI released their first ten Most
Wanted Fugitives list. Were there any women on it?
Speaker 6 (09:29):
Oh? Yes, if you count Hoover. Hoover, he would like
the like the clothing.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
It was the name of bud Light.
Speaker 7 (09:43):
Maybe so maybe so Okay, sure, I don't.
Speaker 6 (09:46):
I have no idea what he meant by that, So
I'm just gonnairls.
Speaker 7 (09:51):
Yes, there were women on the most wanted list.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
Back to the game.
Speaker 6 (09:54):
I'm sorry, I thought that you needed an out so.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
So so you did you say? Yesterday?
Speaker 7 (10:02):
I said, yes there were women on this.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
Yes, there were women on the top ten Fugitives list, John,
agree or disagree?
Speaker 2 (10:12):
Disagree?
Speaker 1 (10:13):
And that was the thing to do. Yes. No, The
first list was published in March in nineteen fifty. All
ten were men.
Speaker 6 (10:22):
Yeah, apparently we were too busy being secretary. Don't break
any laws?
Speaker 1 (10:27):
All right, good work, John, Here we go for the
win or loss, Taylor. When it comes to snow skiing, Okay,
who's more likely to have an accident on the slopes?
A man or a woman?
Speaker 2 (10:41):
Well?
Speaker 6 (10:42):
Women, And that's why I always packed some you know,
adult diapers just in case it's a long run.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
Not that kind of accent? Wasn't many kinds of ac
You try to be stuck up there? Who's more likely
to have an accent?
Speaker 6 (10:59):
A man?
Speaker 4 (11:00):
A man?
Speaker 1 (11:01):
John? Agree or disagree? I agree? Agree with that? How
about that? Statistics say the woman? How about that? Well?
Dog got it? Yeah, I did not get that one.
But we got a consolation prize for you before we
(11:22):
let you go. John, thanks for playing with us. We
thank you, all right, buddy, thank you. Hang Onna Wright.
We're gonna jump out and catch you up on your
news on the other side. All right, got one of
them Bell Silver's top ten lists. That's your big old laugh.
(12:21):
Good morning, there's a big shan on the radio. All right,
he will go. All right, one of my favorites in
the studios. Turn it over to Bill Silvers.
Speaker 8 (12:31):
And you're one of my favorites. Hello, friends, Bill Silver's here.
Speaker 9 (12:35):
You're welcome. We're three years into the Biden presidency. People
are paying nearly a thousand bucks more a month to survive.
The border has more holes than Bunny and Clyde's car,
and gas is so expensive. Nascar will soon be a
foot race. But I'm bumm. See what happens when you
let the dead vote shame on you. What this country
(12:55):
needs is a good laugh. If only we had a
reliable source of entertainment that could make us laugh and
forget our troubles.
Speaker 10 (13:00):
Wait, we do.
Speaker 9 (13:02):
It's the forty sixth president, Captain Gaftaznik himself Bozo Joe.
But Bill, how can I tell when Biden's going to
say something stupid?
Speaker 1 (13:10):
I'm glad you asked.
Speaker 9 (13:12):
Here are the top ten signs Biden is about to
say something stupid. Number ten, he visits the site of
a natural disaster.
Speaker 8 (13:22):
Number nine, Ukraine asked for.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
Another check, Just one more. Number eight.
Speaker 9 (13:29):
The White House Press Secretary openly drinks on camera. Number seven,
a reporter asked him to explain biden nomics.
Speaker 8 (13:39):
Good luck with that.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
Number six.
Speaker 8 (13:42):
Trump gets indicted for spinning on the sidewalk.
Speaker 9 (13:46):
Number five and my personal favorite, he tries to say
vivek Ramaswami. Number four. Someone asks him who the vice
president is? Number three, it's an election year. Number two
He introduces the delegation from Botswana and the number one
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signed that President Biden just said something stupid.
Speaker 8 (14:12):
It's a day ending in Why.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
Good morning, It's a big shoon.
Speaker 10 (14:47):
The radio.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
Twenty minutes away entertainment news. What to watch now? Alright,
here goes studios.
Speaker 4 (14:58):
Good morning, John Boy, Billy and everyone out there in
big show listening land.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
Right, So, what's the latest happenings in dismal sleep in
South Carolina.
Speaker 4 (15:08):
I'm glad you asked, joh Boy. As you know by
the pallen on your truck, the marathon sneezing fits, and
the dismal Seepage Technical College failing to get into the
NCAA tournament. Spring is upon Us ought to help take
everyone's mind off of that. Every year at this time
we throw our annual Dismal Seepage spring.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
Flings spring flee That sounds festive, Oh it is.
Speaker 4 (15:36):
This is Dismal Seepage is exclusive adults only.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
Celebration adults only.
Speaker 4 (15:43):
Yes, it's a literal spring fling, a swinger's weekend where
anything goes. Baby, It's like that movie The Purge, but
no one gets killed. They just get lucky.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
Well, hold on, when you tell folks spring fleeing, they're
gonna think about a flower show and a big barbecue
or something.
Speaker 4 (16:05):
Well, there was a weenie roast last year, but that
was unintentional. Word to the wise, never go near an
open flame when you're naked. Ah, things went from kinki
to combustible very quickly. Gave new meaning to the word
hot dog.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
Ah.
Speaker 4 (16:23):
Any of these flaming body parting jokes doing anything for it?
Thank goodness. The guy in the bulldog costume was a
volunteer firefighter.
Speaker 1 (16:32):
A bulldog costume.
Speaker 4 (16:34):
Like I said, anything goes ironically. We had to ask
him to leave. He wouldn't stop dragging his butt on
the carpet.
Speaker 1 (16:42):
You gotta have some sort of standards.
Speaker 4 (16:44):
Yeah, sub people, sheesh. So if any one of your
listeners is interested in quote unquote sampling the local wares,
just call a hotel and make a room reservation.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
Watch the hotel the halfway in figures. So how does
all this happen? I mean, what are the rules?
Speaker 4 (17:06):
All right? Well, guys up to age thirty, they've all
put their underwear in a big box. Ladies step up
and pull out a pair of drawers, and whoever the
owner is, that's their partner.
Speaker 1 (17:16):
So if you decide to go commando, you're out of
luck by go uh. Well, what about folks over thirty.
Speaker 4 (17:23):
Well it's different for all ages, Say thirty to fifty,
you draw from a box of sunglasses and fifty to
sixty five is a medication bottle.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
Over sixty five dentures.
Speaker 4 (17:35):
Gross tell me, well, the good news is they always
fall asleep before they can really do anything. Most of
them are hard of hearing, so they just sleep through
all the noise from the adjoining room.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
That makes sense.
Speaker 4 (17:49):
And when the sun comes up in the morning, John boy,
everyone convenes in the dining room for the big morning
after breakfast buffet courtesy of the restaurant, Shay what. It's
a heaping bounty of grit's gravy and uncomfortable silences, followed
(18:09):
immediately by free health care services from Penicillin Patty's.
Speaker 1 (18:13):
Portable practice free healthcare services.
Speaker 4 (18:16):
Yeah, there's usually quite a few who feel the burn.
If you follow me, I got it. Well, listen, I'd
love to stay and talk, he tried to say convincingly.
But I've got to run. There's a lot to do
before the big dismal Seepage spring Fling.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
Festival, lots of paperwork.
Speaker 4 (18:33):
No, I've got to go for my all over spray
tand I'm gonna get jiggy with it. So if you're
feeling amorous and aren't too glamorous, come on down to
Dismal Seep in South Carolina and the Big Spring Flank Festival.
And in case you find a new mister or missus right,
complimentary divorce attorneys will be on site. We'll see you there.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
Good morning, It makes you is on your radio.
Speaker 11 (19:01):
I'll tell you, I've never seen anything like it in
my life. The sun's belly up. There's food everywhere flying
through the air, and blights and bowles and hands. People
eat them with their fingers, their feet, other people's feet.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
It's unbelievable.
Speaker 10 (19:13):
Oh you were the spreads.
Speaker 11 (19:14):
You can't imagine ribs and chickens and biscuits and whole
pigs and a great big sticky.
Speaker 10 (19:18):
That's what it's like at the John boy a Bully
Pig Show. It's a buffet from start to finish.
Speaker 1 (19:22):
There should be a cover charge. I'll tell you.
Speaker 11 (19:24):
The only thing missing napkins. I guess that's what your
shirt is for. You fat like cleaning bill over my head.
You gonna eat that.
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From the desk of tator Taman News this what to Watch.
Here's Marcy Taytor Moran, let's wash doween.
Speaker 6 (21:49):
Let's look at the box office from this past weekend.
Speaker 7 (21:52):
Coming in number one.
Speaker 6 (21:53):
Debuting there was Challengers, the sexy tennis drama, sorrying Zendaya
as wild.
Speaker 1 (21:58):
I hadn't even seen anything tennis drama.
Speaker 6 (22:02):
The tennis drama. Yeah, it's about a tennis player. She
was pro and then she blew out her knee and
then she was.
Speaker 7 (22:07):
Like the coach.
Speaker 6 (22:08):
One was her boyfriend, another was a good friend, and
then this a three triangle kind of problem.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
The last tennis thing I watched was about Serena and
Venus Williams. Daddy would raise.
Speaker 7 (22:19):
Him up, King Richard or something like that.
Speaker 1 (22:21):
I think it was. That's very good. That was kind
of a little drama.
Speaker 6 (22:25):
Well that this that was kind of based on a
real true story. I don't think that this was not.
Speaker 1 (22:29):
I got you wow?
Speaker 7 (22:31):
All right? So Challengers you had him, had him right there,
I didn't.
Speaker 9 (22:36):
Second.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
Coming in second was Unsang Herema.
Speaker 7 (22:41):
Sorry Unsung Hero.
Speaker 6 (22:43):
Yeah, that's the drama about the formation of the Christian
rock duo for King and Country.
Speaker 7 (22:48):
You talked about that.
Speaker 6 (22:49):
Godzilla Kong the New Empire came in third place, dropping
from first to fourth.
Speaker 1 (22:55):
Civil War well that's not a good sign, is it.
Speaker 6 (22:58):
Well, I just those other movies kind of stuck stuck
up there for like two weeks, I think two weekends
or something.
Speaker 7 (23:05):
I don't fact. I just appreciate you looking at me
while talking.
Speaker 6 (23:10):
And coming in fifth place?
Speaker 7 (23:11):
Was Abigail? That's that movie? That's horror hard. No, she's
a real chick, but horror movie.
Speaker 4 (23:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (23:18):
Or she's like a vampire or something crazy.
Speaker 1 (23:22):
Yeah, See he's not really looking at you there behind whatever. Whatever.
Speaker 7 (23:27):
It works for me and it pushes me through. Tell
me Wizard of Oz.
Speaker 1 (23:34):
Catching up on the NFL draft on the week.
Speaker 8 (23:38):
Put those highlights on.
Speaker 1 (23:39):
Don't worry Packer later on today we'll straighten it out.
Speaker 7 (23:43):
I'm sorry, goah, can we can I keep my friend?
Let Packer have his in theaters this Friday?
Speaker 6 (23:50):
Star Wars Episode one, The Phantom Menace?
Speaker 1 (23:54):
Now has that already been out?
Speaker 6 (23:55):
No?
Speaker 7 (23:57):
No, this one hasn't. Has it?
Speaker 10 (24:00):
It asked?
Speaker 1 (24:00):
It asked?
Speaker 7 (24:02):
You said, backing, Yeah, with Ewan McGregor Liam Neeson.
Speaker 6 (24:06):
Really, Frank Oz releases the same thing over again, Natalie Portman,
why do you want to go see that again?
Speaker 1 (24:12):
Hello? Fourth of May, May the fourth be with you?
May the fourth that Saturdays made the fourth.
Speaker 7 (24:21):
Look at this marketing genius.
Speaker 1 (24:22):
Yea, if we had the budget to hire us. In entertainment,
I don't remember Liam Neeson being in that. I don't
think you had a set of skills. In the Galaxy.
Speaker 7 (24:32):
You had a lightsaber. I knew that him and the
Samuel Jackson. You thought it was new I did because
it was in the It was in the Outfits Friday.
Speaker 10 (24:43):
All right.
Speaker 6 (24:44):
Well, the fall Guy, that's a new one that has
Emily Blunt and Ryan Gosling. He's a a stunt man
and like everyone in the stunt community, he gets blown up,
shot crashed through through women's.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
That was like a TV show back in the day, right, majors. Yeah,
it was a different thing. He was a stunt man,
this is. But he was a good.
Speaker 10 (25:04):
One, all right.
Speaker 6 (25:10):
For those of you who want to stream new and
old stuff, Unfrosted is on Netflix. This has comedian Jerry
Seinfeld in it. And if you've ever wondered how the
pop tart was invented, Jerry Seinfeld explores his origin story
in Unfrosted, which he wrote, directed, and stars in.
Speaker 9 (25:29):
Yes, Jerry about pop tarts, that's right.
Speaker 1 (25:35):
He made enough money.
Speaker 7 (25:38):
I mean, what's the deal with pop darts?
Speaker 1 (25:40):
They're not frosted. I'm gonna make a movie.
Speaker 6 (25:44):
Other comedians on Netflix will be John mulaney presents Everybody's
in l A and Cat Williams Woke.
Speaker 1 (25:51):
Folk Cat that is very good.
Speaker 4 (26:00):
Be with you.
Speaker 1 (26:02):
Oh right, well, let's get us a winner. Let's play
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Now, and everybody's head about the bad.
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play each other out of South Carolina. Scott is in
Little River. Good morning, Scott. Good somebody welcome in here.
And your bud Marshall is in Conways, South Carolina. Good morning, Marshall,
(27:32):
Good morning. We are good well, buddies. I appreciate y'all
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I am okay?
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Okay, good well it sounded like a little bit of
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Marcia on one team is on myr shehreland. Marcia.
Speaker 7 (28:04):
We don't like the way you're saying that, Scott familiar.
Speaker 1 (28:12):
Ah right, Well, me and Scott to go for the
first thirty seconds, see what we can do. Marshall, you relax,
all right, you're ready, Scott. I'm okay starting to clock now.
We need somebody to come. You spell this out like
if you're on a desert island. You write this word out, no, no, no,
(28:33):
hell out, don't got it? Next, next, next, next, Please
don't blank the sharman queen. Yes, uh huh. You need
a pile of this for your fireplace, A pile of wood. Yeah,
uh huh rhymes with it not bad but good. Yes,
(28:53):
rhymes with it Robin, Oh right, good work there, okay.
And for some reason I screamed out help. Well thought
you were looking for it. Help on the desert Island dog,
And I was trying not to say when you need this,
when you need the oh, nevermind, what do we wind
(29:14):
up with that? Tell you one? Okay, thank you for
and we gave Marshall one. Okay, Marshall and Marcy for
their round one. You ready, Marshall, Yes, sir, I'm ready
and go all right.
Speaker 7 (29:27):
It's dinner. Blank. You look at your watch to.
Speaker 2 (29:30):
Tell the dinner time.
Speaker 6 (29:31):
Yes, you use a shovel to dig one of these?
You not the opposite of pull.
Speaker 7 (29:39):
Push you you.
Speaker 6 (29:41):
At the bottom of a plant. They have a bunch
of these that, yes, rhymes with it a cowboy shoe
boots uh huh. If you're not first, you are last,
and rhymes with it something that happened a long time ago.
Speaker 1 (30:00):
It's a brother, okay, uh. Let me get five on
the board. Okay, and you took the lead by one.
All right, Ali's got me and you've a round two.
Here's where we rack up some points. All right, that
is a plan, okay, alright it Marcia get them up there. Okay,
(30:21):
all right, Darry, there we go. Start the clock now,
not the president. Yes, that's it. You drink too much?
You get what when you know when you drink too much? Hey,
he's yes, that's it all right, blank? Abby, You start
a letter blank, Abby, yes, uh huh, blank and release
(30:45):
when you're fishing blank and release, yes, uh huh. To
get out of president. The warden will give you one
of these. Hey are the president? Yes, that's it, all right,
all right, good works. God put a five on the board,
a total of nine. So Marshall and Marcy, yes you
(31:06):
need four to tie. Five will win? Marshall, are you ready?
This is it's coming down to it. Boys for the
bunnies in South Carolina?
Speaker 6 (31:18):
Ready go you put a call on this and take
another call.
Speaker 10 (31:23):
You readers.
Speaker 6 (31:24):
Blank a very popular little magazine you food. Yes, what
did I just do? Uh huh? Blake me a kiss
from far away another word for shy oh. It's also
one of the dwarfs. It means you're shy, yes, flashful.
Speaker 10 (31:45):
Fur win Right there, I got it.
Speaker 1 (31:51):
Man with Scott came up a little too. That's my bad.
So we gonna get you to try again sometime out
of the little river. All right, buddy, all right, a man,
that's great. So we're won in one now.
Speaker 4 (32:03):
So he he won one, I won one. So now
we're gonna have to have a tie break.
Speaker 1 (32:08):
All right, right, all right, gonna have the rubber Matt again.
All right, good, good deal.
Speaker 4 (32:14):
Boys.
Speaker 1 (32:14):
We appreciate y'all listening to the Big Show playing with
letus have a great rest of your day. This is
a first time other than the last every play, so
we can up movie.
Speaker 2 (32:26):
Yeah, give us the mood.
Speaker 4 (32:27):
I'll begin.
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Good morning, got the Big Show on the radio. Bit
request time for this hump day May the first. We
got Mike Stagford out of Houston, Texas saying, ax I
look up the space Cowboy. All right, Mike specifically we
will do that coming up next. Good morning, This affected
(33:19):
you on the radio. Hardy Guy requests from Friday song.
It's a vincing teeny weenie can barbecue via in it.
That's my man. Right now, Mike Stayford out of Houston, Texas,
wants to hear somebody desperate enough to ax sight. So
let's do it.
Speaker 10 (33:40):
Yo. What it's my recent fatboy in pustation?
Speaker 12 (33:46):
Oh wait, oh hey, wait, come to ax with all
the fun.
Speaker 10 (33:52):
Why what you need for all y'all? What you call
a propositional relation? My shrimp?
Speaker 2 (34:00):
Dig this?
Speaker 10 (34:01):
I am very troubled. Recently. I heard the song space
Cowboy recently.
Speaker 12 (34:09):
It would have been after about forty years, and like
many songs, it got stuck in my head. In particular,
I kept mulling over the phrase the prompatess of love.
I have no idea what that means, and that's keeping
me awake night, driving me crazy.
Speaker 10 (34:27):
You think I got a shallow empty light.
Speaker 12 (34:31):
I realized that since you is an expert in all
matters of the heart, that you might know the meaning
of or even experience the propertis of love. I appreciate
your help, Abron, dear Curtin. From the sound of your name,
my brother, I can tell you it's white.
Speaker 1 (34:53):
Man.
Speaker 10 (34:53):
You just sound white, Kurt Abray, see what I mean?
Speaker 12 (35:00):
Now, if you had signed your letter, curt Tests, that
might have been a question.
Speaker 10 (35:04):
But playing on curtain.
Speaker 12 (35:06):
You is white, and and why we're gesticulating now in
your albinomosity. Let me redress your inquiry. Unfortunately, this ain't
got nothing to do with as you proliferate, I sixpertise
in the matters of the heart. By it do have
(35:27):
everything to do with you crazy white people. Let me
preach on it. No, that, that, that, and that now
the proper test of love. Say what some crackhead white
boy against brain craputations writing some some old bubbler gum
honky let it pop song.
Speaker 10 (35:47):
So he just grows in something.
Speaker 12 (35:48):
Made up word like what you called a hypnopropotism, and
you think I ain't gonna be able to give.
Speaker 10 (35:54):
You the low down.
Speaker 12 (35:56):
Man, My brother, we got no idea what's up in
you white oak's head, specially that ike.
Speaker 10 (36:02):
I mean, look at the white folks.
Speaker 12 (36:04):
I associated associal will pack myself with like a jump
brow and blinky here man sitting around and listening to
all that wow wild wit hokey pokey, help police help
that nonsense about done broke my thinker. Later and O
eight past you buying liberandi, uh, mumbling about the weather
(36:25):
like rain man and wild turkey Radford Yaba new stuff
like a Civil War reunion. Don't nobody had the coronas
to tell him his microlaphone has turned off.
Speaker 10 (36:35):
I even got some old crazy ladies. White boy Patrick
is an in turn man. I must have drain Brammage
the high for old thallamous Rasoola of love.
Speaker 4 (36:47):
Huh.
Speaker 10 (36:48):
Some people call him the space Cowboy. Some people call
him the Gates of Love.
Speaker 12 (36:53):
Some people call him Ma Reice, call him that nerve
raculating crack out whose booty is.
Speaker 10 (37:00):
Duck on the end of my left foot. White folk,
loud loudy, this is night pizza.
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If you would like to ask Guyke, mail to ask Gyke,
John Boyn Billy po Box seventy six sixty three, Charlotte
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Speaker 10 (37:22):
Don't you ain't gonna hurt my feeling?
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Good morning, It's a big show on the radio. In
today's show. Today's feature track for the Big Show bed
box if you would.
Speaker 3 (37:56):
Like to have it for your own keywords pizza not
pizza hunt, not pizza run is pizza hunt, It is.
Speaker 7 (38:10):
God.
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Let's singers.
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Oh, we get letters.
Speaker 10 (38:15):
We get your letters every day.
Speaker 1 (38:20):
Today turn up. Okay, maybe we don't.
Speaker 6 (38:28):
Know all the word.
Speaker 1 (38:30):
Boy thing dolt today. All right, we've got a letter
here from uh beaver West, Virginia, from the correctional institute there,
John barn Billy. Let me first say I'm one of
your most dedicated fans. Captive fans is more like it,
since I'm presently under the watchful eyes of the federal
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government at a correctional facility in Beaver West, Virginia, Which
brings me to the reason I'm writing. I listened to
crook News all the time and have yet to hear
anything that tops my ordeal. After a long day of
bruise swilling, a friend and I decided to find a pizza.
We drove across the state line and rolled into a
small dark town. It was small and dark because it
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was one thirty in the morning and everything was closed.
Oh just then, I closed one eye I'm sure you've
done that, and saw a light in the distance. As
we drew near, we could make out the words bar
and grill and it was open. Well, well, we figured
where there's beer, there's bound to be pizza, so we
went inside. Bad news, the grill was closed. Good news,
(39:39):
the bar was open. Huh oh, Now, like the guy
who wrote you recently about his beer run said, alcohol
tends to make you think somewhat differently, And after downing
another twelve pack, we decided to relieve the establishment of
their daily cash intake. Oh, it's taken an ugly turn.
Needless to say, the didn't go over too well with
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these folks, and they started to get a little fussy.
Here's where the dumb really comes in. Since alcohol on
an empty stomach never did get our pizza, by the way,
tends to make you feel like a cross between al
Capone and John Dillinger. We decided to take the folks
there in the bar for a ride. Oh. We returned
(40:24):
to our starting point just across the state line with
our passengers. We have since learned that the FBI are
automatically involved when you cross a state line with folks
that don't walk across the state line. I've heard that yet.
In other words, what we called a ride, the authorities
called kidnapping. Imagine our surprise. It's now two thirty in
(40:49):
the morning. As we come to a stoplight, our adventure
takes a new twist. We run out of gas. This
stop light is at one of the town's major intersections
and one of the several cars behind us is a
police cruiser. As we saw it, we had three options.
A run like heck, B give up and plead insanity,
(41:11):
or C get out and push. Thinking quickly, we of
course chose the only logical option, of course, CE, get
out and push. After we pushed the car into a
vacant lot, my partner went for gas. Well, as luck
would have it, the police car that had been behind
us at the intersection pulled in behind our car. I
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got out and explained our situation carefully, leaving out the
part about the two people who were lying prone on
the floorboard of the car. That was a good move, Yeah,
the officer seemed satisfied, at least he did up until
he saw the two people lying prone on the floorboard.
I quickly ran through my options again, this time choosing
(41:54):
a run like heck. As you can tell from my
return address, that option failed miserably. Well, guys, that's pretty
much the story. I'd tell you the morarol, but well
there's not one. You're Patal Tomkin me for West Virginia
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Thick it up.
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Who might be on CRUs the show presents fortspes wrong
and thank you very much for join us again. Mister Hanson,
you beat our interest last week on the Nancy Reagan story. First,
let me say good morning, buddy.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
How you doing that?
Speaker 1 (01:38):
I'm doing good man. All right, Nancy Reagan, let's hear
it what you got?
Speaker 4 (01:43):
Well.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
I've had some people ask me what the heck is
that all about?
Speaker 5 (01:46):
Right in nineteen eighty seven, the first lady came to
Point of Beadro when I was at the PGA tour
to open up a drug rehab center as youthful. With
people like that, the Secret Service, you have to get
a security clearance. I had some reason to believe I
might not get okayed. I didn't want them down there
(02:08):
to know that. So I went to the Reagan advance man,
who was Pat Somerw's center in law, and I said, well,
check out and see if I can get the clearance.
And they got back to me and he goes, well, listen,
you don't need to try, and that's all he said
to me.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
He wouldn't say anymore. So I knew.
Speaker 5 (02:26):
And the reason why I did know was back in
nineteen eighty one, Ted Turner called me home on a
Sunday morning, and his first thing goes, hey, listen, have
you gone to church yet? I know why, but anyway,
didn't the CIA try to kill Fidel Castro? And went yeah,
I think yeah. He goes, well, last Thursday I was
(02:47):
duck hunting with him in Cuba and I could have
blown his bleeping head off. I went, geez. He goes, anyway,
you're gonna like him? I go, I'm gonna like it.
He said, yeah, I promised him that you would do
the Cuban All Star Baseball Game on TV. And I'm
thinking to myself, now, this is six months that I
(03:10):
don't need. Well, it turns out it was in six weeks.
So we go into the office on Monday morning and
we call the State Department and we talked to them.
A second call. They call right back and they said
we will not sanction this trip. And then I said
(03:31):
to him I'm thinking him on it. But he goes, uh, uh,
you're Foridel Castro's guests. Well, great, okay. So I fly
down there for the first meeting and it's a tough
meeting because the guys there I'm talking to don't want
to do this.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
We did neither. It was an afternoon game.
Speaker 5 (03:49):
Nor they've been planning for a year and we had
it in prime time, so they're very difficult. So we
break and I go to my interpreter. I said, look,
I want you to be a little tough when I
say this. So we went back in there and she
was translating for me. I said, look, I don't want
to do this. You don't want to do this, but
(04:10):
our guy told your guy, and your guy told my guy.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
We're going to do this game.
Speaker 5 (04:15):
If you want to tell your guy you don't want
to do it, fine, I'll leave. Well, we broke for lunch.
We came back. They had another spokesman who as nice
as he could be. So we went back to Atlanta
and we start planning. Well, I tell the promo department
about the telecast. The next morning, I get called to
a seven o'clock meeting in Turner's office. The sales department
(04:38):
is in a panic. Coca Cola and Eastern Airlines called
they were going to pull sponsorship because the CEO of
Coca Cola was a Cuban ex patriot, and Eastern Airlines
headquarters were in Miami and they were going to be picketed.
So we said oh, we might be able to do
this game. They came back to me. He said, no,
(04:59):
the game's on. Will you have no commercials, no promos?
And then five weeks later, I'm on the way to
Cuba and I'm there and my secretary says, now, don't
forget to send the.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Wing number.
Speaker 5 (05:16):
That way, they don't shoot you down. Michelle, Michelle, and
I've got Bob Neil and Craig Seger with me, and
a woman who said to us, she spoke Spanish. CNN
told us, if you're on the fifth, fourteenth floor of
the Haban Malibre Hotel, your rooms are bugged. So we
(05:37):
get down there. Certainly enough, fourteenth floor on the on
the hotel. So then comes up Sunday night, right before
right after rack patrol. Nobody knew what was coming. Here
comes the Cuban All Star Baseball game. I don't think
anybody was watching it, but they we put it on.
So the next day we have a lunch. The game
(05:58):
was not eventful, and the vice president welcomes us. He
gives us two boxes of cigars, expensive each, and he
sends us home and by the time we got home,
he only had one.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
I don't think I think they must have stole one
from us.
Speaker 5 (06:11):
Oh, we got hassled with customs I mean really really hassled,
put in a put in a side room for an
hour before they let us out. Went back to Atlanta.
Nobody had a copy of it. I mean nobody in
history right now knows this game ever existed. I went
back two times to get copies. I can't get one.
(06:33):
So over the years I've noticed when I've been when
I've been traveling, I always get a second or maybe
even a third look at customs man.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
That is wild. It's all that trouble. You just had
to dump it after rat patrol on the superstation. Good stuff.
I love it, hands and we'll say what you got
on TAPA next week. Can't wait, buddy, love you mean it?
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Okay, buddy, see you next week.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
All right, my boy, Hi, Well, let's play our game
and beat the blonde out there in front of everybody.
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He right now, let's play beat the Blonde Me not contestant.
John out of Appomatics, Virginia. Good morning, John, Hey body, welcome?
Why John noted Diogo? Ask Tatter some questions. She'll give
an answer. You agree or disagree to bells for two
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buzzers and they can feed it winning the privace Blacke
charge down. Here we go, Mabby. This look at a
survey that was conducted in nineteen seventy seven. All right, Hanson,
(08:37):
what was the main reason that more men were not
taking jobs as secretary?
Speaker 6 (08:44):
Ah, they're hairy legs and nobby knees, I think is
what was probably reason.
Speaker 7 (08:51):
Most men you know didn't know how.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
To type, didn't know how to tie. Yeah, John, do
you agree or disagree? Agree with that said the pay
was too low?
Speaker 6 (09:06):
Oh well well excuse.
Speaker 7 (09:10):
Us, yeah, pardon.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
I think we got that out of the way.
Speaker 7 (09:14):
I was fixed early on.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
It was alright, then, well, here we go.
Speaker 7 (09:18):
We need here.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
In nineteen fifty, the FBI released their first ten Most
Wanted Fugitives list. Were there any women on it?
Speaker 6 (09:29):
Oh? Yes, if you count Hoover. Hoover, he would like
the like the clothing.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
It was the name of bud Light.
Speaker 7 (09:43):
Maybe so maybe so Okay, sure, I don't.
Speaker 6 (09:46):
I have no idea what he meant by that, So
I'm just gonnairls.
Speaker 7 (09:51):
Yes, there were women on the most wanted list.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
Back to the game.
Speaker 6 (09:54):
I'm sorry, I thought that you needed an out so.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
So so you did you say? Yesterday?
Speaker 7 (10:02):
I said, yes there were women on this.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
Yes, there were women on the top ten Fugitives list, John,
agree or disagree?
Speaker 2 (10:12):
Disagree?
Speaker 1 (10:13):
And that was the thing to do. Yes. No, The
first list was published in March in nineteen fifty. All
ten were men.
Speaker 6 (10:22):
Yeah, apparently we were too busy being secretary. Don't break
any laws?
Speaker 1 (10:27):
All right, good work, John, Here we go for the
win or loss, Taylor. When it comes to snow skiing, Okay,
who's more likely to have an accident on the slopes?
A man or a woman?
Speaker 2 (10:41):
Well?
Speaker 6 (10:42):
Women, And that's why I always packed some you know,
adult diapers just in case it's a long run.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
Not that kind of accent? Wasn't many kinds of ac
You try to be stuck up there? Who's more likely
to have an accent?
Speaker 6 (10:59):
A man?
Speaker 4 (11:00):
A man?
Speaker 1 (11:01):
John? Agree or disagree? I agree? Agree with that? How
about that? Statistics say the woman? How about that? Well?
Dog got it? Yeah, I did not get that one.
But we got a consolation prize for you before we
(11:22):
let you go. John, thanks for playing with us. We
thank you, all right, buddy, thank you. Hang Onna Wright.
We're gonna jump out and catch you up on your
news on the other side. All right, got one of
them Bell Silver's top ten lists. That's your big old laugh.
(12:21):
Good morning, there's a big shan on the radio. All right,
he will go. All right, one of my favorites in
the studios. Turn it over to Bill Silvers.
Speaker 8 (12:31):
And you're one of my favorites. Hello, friends, Bill Silver's here.
Speaker 9 (12:35):
You're welcome. We're three years into the Biden presidency. People
are paying nearly a thousand bucks more a month to survive.
The border has more holes than Bunny and Clyde's car,
and gas is so expensive. Nascar will soon be a
foot race. But I'm bumm. See what happens when you
let the dead vote shame on you. What this country
(12:55):
needs is a good laugh. If only we had a
reliable source of entertainment that could make us laugh and
forget our troubles.
Speaker 10 (13:00):
Wait, we do.
Speaker 9 (13:02):
It's the forty sixth president, Captain Gaftaznik himself Bozo Joe.
But Bill, how can I tell when Biden's going to
say something stupid?
Speaker 1 (13:10):
I'm glad you asked.
Speaker 9 (13:12):
Here are the top ten signs Biden is about to
say something stupid. Number ten, he visits the site of
a natural disaster.
Speaker 8 (13:22):
Number nine, Ukraine asked for.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
Another check, Just one more. Number eight.
Speaker 9 (13:29):
The White House Press Secretary openly drinks on camera. Number seven,
a reporter asked him to explain biden nomics.
Speaker 8 (13:39):
Good luck with that.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
Number six.
Speaker 8 (13:42):
Trump gets indicted for spinning on the sidewalk.
Speaker 9 (13:46):
Number five and my personal favorite, he tries to say
vivek Ramaswami. Number four. Someone asks him who the vice
president is? Number three, it's an election year. Number two
He introduces the delegation from Botswana and the number one
(14:09):
signed that President Biden just said something stupid.
Speaker 8 (14:12):
It's a day ending in Why.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
Good morning, It's a big shoon.
Speaker 10 (14:47):
The radio.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
Twenty minutes away entertainment news. What to watch now? Alright,
here goes studios.
Speaker 4 (14:58):
Good morning, John Boy, Billy and everyone out there in
big show listening land.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
Right, So, what's the latest happenings in dismal sleep in
South Carolina.
Speaker 4 (15:08):
I'm glad you asked, joh Boy. As you know by
the pallen on your truck, the marathon sneezing fits, and
the dismal Seepage Technical College failing to get into the
NCAA tournament. Spring is upon Us ought to help take
everyone's mind off of that. Every year at this time
we throw our annual Dismal Seepage spring.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
Flings spring flee That sounds festive, Oh it is.
Speaker 4 (15:36):
This is Dismal Seepage is exclusive adults only.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
Celebration adults only.
Speaker 4 (15:43):
Yes, it's a literal spring fling, a swinger's weekend where
anything goes. Baby, It's like that movie The Purge, but
no one gets killed. They just get lucky.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
Well, hold on, when you tell folks spring fleeing, they're
gonna think about a flower show and a big barbecue
or something.
Speaker 4 (16:05):
Well, there was a weenie roast last year, but that
was unintentional. Word to the wise, never go near an
open flame when you're naked. Ah, things went from kinki
to combustible very quickly. Gave new meaning to the word
hot dog.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
Ah.
Speaker 4 (16:23):
Any of these flaming body parting jokes doing anything for it?
Thank goodness. The guy in the bulldog costume was a
volunteer firefighter.
Speaker 1 (16:32):
A bulldog costume.
Speaker 4 (16:34):
Like I said, anything goes ironically. We had to ask
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the carpet.
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You gotta have some sort of standards.
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Watch the hotel the halfway in figures. So how does
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Over sixty five dentures.
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Gross tell me, well, the good news is they always
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If you follow me, I got it. Well, listen, I'd
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through the air, and blights and bowles and hands. People
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It's unbelievable.
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Oh you were the spreads.
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That's what it's like at the John boy a Bully
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There should be a cover charge. I'll tell you.
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The only thing missing napkins. I guess that's what your
shirt is for. You fat like cleaning bill over my head.
You gonna eat that.
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Here's Marcy Taytor Moran, let's wash doween.
Speaker 6 (21:49):
Let's look at the box office from this past weekend.
Speaker 7 (21:52):
Coming in number one.
Speaker 6 (21:53):
Debuting there was Challengers, the sexy tennis drama, sorrying Zendaya
as wild.
Speaker 1 (21:58):
I hadn't even seen anything tennis drama.
Speaker 6 (22:02):
The tennis drama. Yeah, it's about a tennis player. She
was pro and then she blew out her knee and
then she was.
Speaker 7 (22:07):
Like the coach.
Speaker 6 (22:08):
One was her boyfriend, another was a good friend, and
then this a three triangle kind of problem.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
The last tennis thing I watched was about Serena and
Venus Williams. Daddy would raise.
Speaker 7 (22:19):
Him up, King Richard or something like that.
Speaker 1 (22:21):
I think it was. That's very good. That was kind
of a little drama.
Speaker 6 (22:25):
Well that this that was kind of based on a
real true story. I don't think that this was not.
Speaker 1 (22:29):
I got you wow?
Speaker 7 (22:31):
All right? So Challengers you had him, had him right there,
I didn't.
Speaker 9 (22:36):
Second.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
Coming in second was Unsang Herema.
Speaker 7 (22:41):
Sorry Unsung Hero.
Speaker 6 (22:43):
Yeah, that's the drama about the formation of the Christian
rock duo for King and Country.
Speaker 7 (22:48):
You talked about that.
Speaker 6 (22:49):
Godzilla Kong the New Empire came in third place, dropping
from first to fourth.
Speaker 1 (22:55):
Civil War well that's not a good sign, is it.
Speaker 6 (22:58):
Well, I just those other movies kind of stuck stuck
up there for like two weeks, I think two weekends
or something.
Speaker 7 (23:05):
I don't fact. I just appreciate you looking at me
while talking.
Speaker 6 (23:10):
And coming in fifth place?
Speaker 7 (23:11):
Was Abigail? That's that movie? That's horror hard. No, she's
a real chick, but horror movie.
Speaker 4 (23:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (23:18):
Or she's like a vampire or something crazy.
Speaker 1 (23:22):
Yeah, See he's not really looking at you there behind whatever. Whatever.
Speaker 7 (23:27):
It works for me and it pushes me through. Tell
me Wizard of Oz.
Speaker 1 (23:34):
Catching up on the NFL draft on the week.
Speaker 8 (23:38):
Put those highlights on.
Speaker 1 (23:39):
Don't worry Packer later on today we'll straighten it out.
Speaker 7 (23:43):
I'm sorry, goah, can we can I keep my friend?
Let Packer have his in theaters this Friday?
Speaker 6 (23:50):
Star Wars Episode one, The Phantom Menace?
Speaker 1 (23:54):
Now has that already been out?
Speaker 6 (23:55):
No?
Speaker 7 (23:57):
No, this one hasn't. Has it?
Speaker 10 (24:00):
It asked?
Speaker 1 (24:00):
It asked?
Speaker 7 (24:02):
You said, backing, Yeah, with Ewan McGregor Liam Neeson.
Speaker 6 (24:06):
Really, Frank Oz releases the same thing over again, Natalie Portman,
why do you want to go see that again?
Speaker 1 (24:12):
Hello? Fourth of May, May the fourth be with you?
May the fourth that Saturdays made the fourth.
Speaker 7 (24:21):
Look at this marketing genius.
Speaker 1 (24:22):
Yea, if we had the budget to hire us. In entertainment,
I don't remember Liam Neeson being in that. I don't
think you had a set of skills. In the Galaxy.
Speaker 7 (24:32):
You had a lightsaber. I knew that him and the
Samuel Jackson. You thought it was new I did because
it was in the It was in the Outfits Friday.
Speaker 10 (24:43):
All right.
Speaker 6 (24:44):
Well, the fall Guy, that's a new one that has
Emily Blunt and Ryan Gosling. He's a a stunt man
and like everyone in the stunt community, he gets blown up,
shot crashed through through women's.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
That was like a TV show back in the day, right, majors. Yeah,
it was a different thing. He was a stunt man,
this is. But he was a good.
Speaker 10 (25:04):
One, all right.
Speaker 6 (25:10):
For those of you who want to stream new and
old stuff, Unfrosted is on Netflix. This has comedian Jerry
Seinfeld in it. And if you've ever wondered how the
pop tart was invented, Jerry Seinfeld explores his origin story
in Unfrosted, which he wrote, directed, and stars in.
Speaker 9 (25:29):
Yes, Jerry about pop tarts, that's right.
Speaker 1 (25:35):
He made enough money.
Speaker 7 (25:38):
I mean, what's the deal with pop darts?
Speaker 1 (25:40):
They're not frosted. I'm gonna make a movie.
Speaker 6 (25:44):
Other comedians on Netflix will be John mulaney presents Everybody's
in l A and Cat Williams Woke.
Speaker 1 (25:51):
Folk Cat that is very good.
Speaker 4 (26:00):
Be with you.
Speaker 1 (26:02):
Oh right, well, let's get us a winner. Let's play
worthy word. We are ready to go. Let's get a
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Speaker 10 (27:06):
Now, and everybody's head about the bad.
Speaker 1 (27:09):
The word you word that, the word you word. Lets
meet the contestants. It's got a couple of buddies gonna
play each other out of South Carolina. Scott is in
Little River. Good morning, Scott. Good somebody welcome in here.
And your bud Marshall is in Conways, South Carolina. Good morning, Marshall,
(27:32):
Good morning. We are good well, buddies. I appreciate y'all
getting on here to play some wordy word. All right,
do y'all get the y'all get to see each other
much all the time? Okay, good, it's not long lost buddies,
y'all say the other all right? Good and Scott, are
you on a hands free speak?
Speaker 2 (27:54):
I am okay?
Speaker 1 (27:56):
Okay, good well it sounded like a little bit of
holloing this one. All right, all right, so Marshall and
Marcia on one team is on myr shehreland. Marcia.
Speaker 7 (28:04):
We don't like the way you're saying that, Scott familiar.
Speaker 1 (28:12):
Ah right, Well, me and Scott to go for the
first thirty seconds, see what we can do. Marshall, you relax,
all right, you're ready, Scott. I'm okay starting to clock now.
We need somebody to come. You spell this out like
if you're on a desert island. You write this word out, no, no, no,
(28:33):
hell out, don't got it? Next, next, next, next, Please
don't blank the sharman queen. Yes, uh huh. You need
a pile of this for your fireplace, A pile of wood. Yeah,
uh huh rhymes with it not bad but good. Yes,
(28:53):
rhymes with it Robin, Oh right, good work there, okay.
And for some reason I screamed out help. Well thought
you were looking for it. Help on the desert Island dog,
And I was trying not to say when you need this,
when you need the oh, nevermind, what do we wind
(29:14):
up with that? Tell you one? Okay, thank you for
and we gave Marshall one. Okay, Marshall and Marcy for
their round one. You ready, Marshall, Yes, sir, I'm ready
and go all right.
Speaker 7 (29:27):
It's dinner. Blank. You look at your watch to.
Speaker 2 (29:30):
Tell the dinner time.
Speaker 6 (29:31):
Yes, you use a shovel to dig one of these?
You not the opposite of pull.
Speaker 7 (29:39):
Push you you.
Speaker 6 (29:41):
At the bottom of a plant. They have a bunch
of these that, yes, rhymes with it a cowboy shoe
boots uh huh. If you're not first, you are last,
and rhymes with it something that happened a long time ago.
Speaker 1 (30:00):
It's a brother, okay, uh. Let me get five on
the board. Okay, and you took the lead by one.
All right, Ali's got me and you've a round two.
Here's where we rack up some points. All right, that
is a plan, okay, alright it Marcia get them up there. Okay,
(30:21):
all right, Darry, there we go. Start the clock now,
not the president. Yes, that's it. You drink too much?
You get what when you know when you drink too much? Hey,
he's yes, that's it all right, blank? Abby, You start
a letter blank, Abby, yes, uh huh, blank and release
(30:45):
when you're fishing blank and release, yes, uh huh. To
get out of president. The warden will give you one
of these. Hey are the president? Yes, that's it, all right,
all right, good works. God put a five on the board,
a total of nine. So Marshall and Marcy, yes you
(31:06):
need four to tie. Five will win? Marshall, are you ready?
This is it's coming down to it. Boys for the
bunnies in South Carolina?
Speaker 6 (31:18):
Ready go you put a call on this and take
another call.
Speaker 10 (31:23):
You readers.
Speaker 6 (31:24):
Blank a very popular little magazine you food. Yes, what
did I just do? Uh huh? Blake me a kiss
from far away another word for shy oh. It's also
one of the dwarfs. It means you're shy, yes, flashful.
Speaker 10 (31:45):
Fur win Right there, I got it.
Speaker 1 (31:51):
Man with Scott came up a little too. That's my bad.
So we gonna get you to try again sometime out
of the little river. All right, buddy, all right, a man,
that's great. So we're won in one now.
Speaker 4 (32:03):
So he he won one, I won one. So now
we're gonna have to have a tie break.
Speaker 1 (32:08):
All right, right, all right, gonna have the rubber Matt again.
All right, good, good deal.
Speaker 4 (32:14):
Boys.
Speaker 1 (32:14):
We appreciate y'all listening to the Big Show playing with
letus have a great rest of your day. This is
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we can up movie.
Speaker 2 (32:26):
Yeah, give us the mood.
Speaker 4 (32:27):
I'll begin.
Speaker 1 (32:34):
Good morning, got the Big Show on the radio. Bit
request time for this hump day May the first. We
got Mike Stagford out of Houston, Texas saying, ax I
look up the space Cowboy. All right, Mike specifically we
will do that coming up next. Good morning, This affected
(33:19):
you on the radio. Hardy Guy requests from Friday song.
It's a vincing teeny weenie can barbecue via in it.
That's my man. Right now, Mike Stayford out of Houston, Texas,
wants to hear somebody desperate enough to ax sight. So
let's do it.
Speaker 10 (33:40):
Yo. What it's my recent fatboy in pustation?
Speaker 12 (33:46):
Oh wait, oh hey, wait, come to ax with all
the fun.
Speaker 10 (33:52):
Why what you need for all y'all? What you call
a propositional relation? My shrimp?
Speaker 2 (34:00):
Dig this?
Speaker 10 (34:01):
I am very troubled. Recently. I heard the song space
Cowboy recently.
Speaker 12 (34:09):
It would have been after about forty years, and like
many songs, it got stuck in my head. In particular,
I kept mulling over the phrase the prompatess of love.
I have no idea what that means, and that's keeping
me awake night, driving me crazy.
Speaker 10 (34:27):
You think I got a shallow empty light.
Speaker 12 (34:31):
I realized that since you is an expert in all
matters of the heart, that you might know the meaning
of or even experience the propertis of love. I appreciate
your help, Abron, dear Curtin. From the sound of your name,
my brother, I can tell you it's white.
Speaker 1 (34:53):
Man.
Speaker 10 (34:53):
You just sound white, Kurt Abray, see what I mean?
Speaker 12 (35:00):
Now, if you had signed your letter, curt Tests, that
might have been a question.
Speaker 10 (35:04):
But playing on curtain.
Speaker 12 (35:06):
You is white, and and why we're gesticulating now in
your albinomosity. Let me redress your inquiry. Unfortunately, this ain't
got nothing to do with as you proliferate, I sixpertise
in the matters of the heart. By it do have
(35:27):
everything to do with you crazy white people. Let me
preach on it. No, that, that, that, and that now
the proper test of love. Say what some crackhead white
boy against brain craputations writing some some old bubbler gum
honky let it pop song.
Speaker 10 (35:47):
So he just grows in something.
Speaker 12 (35:48):
Made up word like what you called a hypnopropotism, and
you think I ain't gonna be able to give.
Speaker 10 (35:54):
You the low down.
Speaker 12 (35:56):
Man, My brother, we got no idea what's up in
you white oak's head, specially that ike.
Speaker 10 (36:02):
I mean, look at the white folks.
Speaker 12 (36:04):
I associated associal will pack myself with like a jump
brow and blinky here man sitting around and listening to
all that wow wild wit hokey pokey, help police help
that nonsense about done broke my thinker. Later and O
eight past you buying liberandi, uh, mumbling about the weather
(36:25):
like rain man and wild turkey Radford Yaba new stuff
like a Civil War reunion. Don't nobody had the coronas
to tell him his microlaphone has turned off.
Speaker 10 (36:35):
I even got some old crazy ladies. White boy Patrick
is an in turn man. I must have drain Brammage
the high for old thallamous Rasoola of love.
Speaker 4 (36:47):
Huh.
Speaker 10 (36:48):
Some people call him the space Cowboy. Some people call
him the Gates of Love.
Speaker 12 (36:53):
Some people call him Ma Reice, call him that nerve
raculating crack out whose booty is.
Speaker 10 (37:00):
Duck on the end of my left foot. White folk,
loud loudy, this is night pizza.
Speaker 1 (37:13):
If you would like to ask Guyke, mail to ask Gyke,
John Boyn Billy po Box seventy six sixty three, Charlotte
MC two eight two four one.
Speaker 10 (37:22):
Don't you ain't gonna hurt my feeling?
Speaker 1 (37:49):
Good morning, It's a big show on the radio. In
today's show. Today's feature track for the Big Show bed
box if you would.
Speaker 3 (37:56):
Like to have it for your own keywords pizza not
pizza hunt, not pizza run is pizza hunt, It is.
Speaker 7 (38:10):
God.
Speaker 10 (38:10):
Let's singers.
Speaker 1 (38:13):
Oh, we get letters.
Speaker 10 (38:15):
We get your letters every day.
Speaker 1 (38:20):
Today turn up. Okay, maybe we don't.
Speaker 6 (38:28):
Know all the word.
Speaker 1 (38:30):
Boy thing dolt today. All right, we've got a letter
here from uh beaver West, Virginia, from the correctional institute there,
John barn Billy. Let me first say I'm one of
your most dedicated fans. Captive fans is more like it,
since I'm presently under the watchful eyes of the federal
(38:53):
government at a correctional facility in Beaver West, Virginia, Which
brings me to the reason I'm writing. I listened to
crook News all the time and have yet to hear
anything that tops my ordeal. After a long day of
bruise swilling, a friend and I decided to find a pizza.
We drove across the state line and rolled into a
small dark town. It was small and dark because it
(39:15):
was one thirty in the morning and everything was closed.
Oh just then, I closed one eye I'm sure you've
done that, and saw a light in the distance. As
we drew near, we could make out the words bar
and grill and it was open. Well, well, we figured
where there's beer, there's bound to be pizza, so we
went inside. Bad news, the grill was closed. Good news,
(39:39):
the bar was open. Huh oh, Now, like the guy
who wrote you recently about his beer run said, alcohol
tends to make you think somewhat differently, And after downing
another twelve pack, we decided to relieve the establishment of
their daily cash intake. Oh, it's taken an ugly turn.
Needless to say, the didn't go over too well with
(40:01):
these folks, and they started to get a little fussy.
Here's where the dumb really comes in. Since alcohol on
an empty stomach never did get our pizza, by the way,
tends to make you feel like a cross between al
Capone and John Dillinger. We decided to take the folks
there in the bar for a ride. Oh. We returned
(40:24):
to our starting point just across the state line with
our passengers. We have since learned that the FBI are
automatically involved when you cross a state line with folks
that don't walk across the state line. I've heard that yet.
In other words, what we called a ride, the authorities
called kidnapping. Imagine our surprise. It's now two thirty in
(40:49):
the morning. As we come to a stoplight, our adventure
takes a new twist. We run out of gas. This
stop light is at one of the town's major intersections
and one of the several cars behind us is a
police cruiser. As we saw it, we had three options.
A run like heck, B give up and plead insanity,
(41:11):
or C get out and push. Thinking quickly, we of
course chose the only logical option, of course, CE, get
out and push. After we pushed the car into a
vacant lot, my partner went for gas. Well, as luck
would have it, the police car that had been behind
us at the intersection pulled in behind our car. I
(41:32):
got out and explained our situation carefully, leaving out the
part about the two people who were lying prone on
the floorboard of the car. That was a good move, Yeah,
the officer seemed satisfied, at least he did up until
he saw the two people lying prone on the floorboard.
I quickly ran through my options again, this time choosing
(41:54):
a run like heck. As you can tell from my
return address, that option failed miserably. Well, guys, that's pretty
much the story. I'd tell you the morarol, but well
there's not one. You're Patal Tomkin me for West Virginia
Hall Right Correctional Institute. Bitbox is here.
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