May 7, 2024 • 41 mins
Tuesday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, Marci has a brand new edition of What to Watch.. - We’ll see what the Big Show Drive In Theater has planned for the weekend.. - The Rabbi reviews the new Fall Guy movie.. - Big Show Brat Sherman Pratt has a few thoughts on foreign foods.. - Married Man has a Mother’s Day three way.. - Marvin Webster went to Mike’s Wedding.. - and we’ll close things out today with Hoyt & the Junior Nation Band’s “Game of Thrones”..
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All that?
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All right? Good Tuesday, May the seventh National Teacher Appreciation Day.
Oh I know what was gonna say? Four contests every
day here on the Big Show. Okay, all right, I
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these days? Our girl Tater is very handy when it
comes to it and four legged fosters a dog. National
Packaging Design Day.
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I'm very I'm influenced by the by packaging is a
little Swabian.
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What I buy absolutely will about that.
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You know who's the best Apple? They have a whole division.
They do nothing but design the packaging inside.
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Well, the only thing I've ever seen on is a
little Apple logo.
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No, but like you know, when you've got your phone.
You remember when you got your phone, Remember opening your
phone and how I'm.
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Like everything fit and there was no loose paper, and
it's so that's the packaging.
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I got you, all right.
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I still have all the packaging for all of your
Apple devices. Because you peel them off and throw them
in the garbage, I go pick up right back out.
Like Jackie on the boat, I used equipment because.
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Ready fixes him up and he has the new packaging
to use when you put the rework deal all right? Uh?
National Paste Up Day. That's one for the history books
there when newspapers, magazines, and catalogs are actually pasted instead
of printed.
Speaker 8 (03:04):
I worked in newspaper when you did that. Actually, I
was a photographer.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
All right, When I don't paste some pictures on theirs?
Speaker 8 (03:14):
Yeah, I mean they had like a roller. You would
you know, you'd you'd have this printed thing. You know
that you can call it over the past. I've already
lost this.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
National Roast leg of Lamb Day. I will be doing
the entire dissertation of the Andy Griffith living room scene
when Barney was putting Helen Crump and Andy together. Yes, Jackie,
please welcome. You mean you're not going to give up
your job and you get married? When you don't do
that these days, barn it's the twentieth century. I know
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isn't up. Three dates in history, where we get our
categories for you to win. Here May the seventh there
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was nineteen fourteen, a number of US Congressmen introduced a
proposed national Mother's Day holiday for the second Sunday in May.
Vote was unanimous. You go, even Congress back. They wouldn't
vote against you, Marma, no way. And that is this
Sunday coming up, y'all. Nineteen eighty seven, Dying Chambers Shelley
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long final episode aired on TV comedy Cheers eighty sevens
see about halfway nerve wracking. Anyway, I did like that movie.
I guess this first one one, the only one she
made when she left. It was Michael Keaton and uh,
the fawns was in it. They were like in the
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Little Leon from Maybury had a limo night that had
a hearse night shift. I bet it was. Yeah, guess
Yell alone was a hooker? Yeah that one? Uha?
Speaker 5 (05:23):
Was she convincing?
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Nah? Okay, well let's see, so there you go. There's Cheers.
Nineteen ninety eight. On this day, the Pasadena, California couple
returned from vacation to find over a thousand birds inside
their home. It was a flock of small migratory swifts
flowing down the chimney. Fireman helped the couple clear the
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birds out in about two hours. She can't imagine. Cleanup
took a little bit longer, and then little birds do
did well. There he goes Our categories one eight hundred
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May seven. Today's feature track for the Big Show bit
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It's the game that anyone can win.
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Shon boy, give the prizes from the Big Prize beer.
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Let's say hey to Chris from Auburn, I love ha
we have shots.
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Good morning Chris, good morning, Yes, hey Monny welcome all right, Chris,
thank the hard parts about over here. You are right, weathers.
Let's get through these three categories and get you a
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celebrate Mother's Day. Ready go.
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Flowers, Let's take it a lunch.
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Oh my now, Chris. Three characters from Cheers, Ready go Sam,
Diane and Fraser. And for the wind. Three kinds of birds,
Ready go hawk, blue Ja and a war damn e
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I didn't get my mood to last time. I'm gonna
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out for Chris know to move say we got it?
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Why them?
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When the guy we're top of your news right on
the other side, one more song. We're gonna quit celebrating
with us ninety first birthday. I think he's gonna make
it all right, Good morning. This week show on the radio, alright,
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has been well over weeks since will they turned ninety one?
Does that with things gonna make it? He can still
be relevant by looking around and singing about it. Oh,
this is a big show exclusive, hit it.
Speaker 10 (09:58):
On the phone again.
Speaker 11 (10:01):
Everybody is on the phone again, ignoring all their real
life family and friends. They can't wait to get on
the phone again, on the phone again, caught in a big.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
Group text that never ends.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
Always tying up. Just one more quick loose.
Speaker 11 (10:23):
And everybody is on the phone again, on the phone again,
like a bunch is on me, shuffling.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
Down Lifts Highway.
Speaker 11 (10:34):
It's the latest trend, So give all of you fake
friends one more quick look on the Facebook, on the
phone again, typing the message out and hitting sin. Most
folks I know are going right around the bend. Everybody
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is on the phone again, on the phone again, with
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their brains and neutral texting down the highway. Spend the
whole weekend, give it all there. But he's one more
quick look on the Facebook.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
On the phone again.
Speaker 11 (11:32):
New tweets and instagrams they gotta send. This world ain't
never gone to be the same again. Folks can't wait
to get on the phone again. No, they just can't
wait to get on the phone again.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
Good morning, it's a big shown already running to your
Tuesday morning bout twenty minutes. Tay Entertainment News is what
what right right now? And now it's storytelling with your
host Carl Childs.
Speaker 12 (12:43):
I went to a yard sale with mister Bill Cox.
Aaron got me a bunch of books. I'm turning into
a real reader. I didn't find a book about a
boy and his bear called Winie the Pool. I'll tell
you if you.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
Owe me to yeah, yeah, I'm like, here we go.
Speaker 12 (13:03):
I'd like to put her to a vote, all right,
Tim Well, Sir, watched upon a time Marion, there's this
sickly little boy overre in England. He would write, puny, pitiful,
no bigger than a squirrel. He had him a pet
bear name a Whiney. I reckon, they're probably ain't much
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worse than a bear that complains all the time. But
that boy he loved that bear, and that's what counted
every day, that sickly boy and Whiney. They'd wander off
in the wood summers, getting into adventures and whatnot. They
had some other critter friends with him, some donkey named
my eye, sore, little pig name a pig pen, some
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nervous rabbit, an old owl, and a kangaroo with a
young un in its pouch. That one made me laugh. Well, sir,
One day, that sickly boy and Whiney they got a
hankerd for some honey. See now we're wearing England. They
put honey on their biscuits instead of mustard. But in
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old timing days you couldn't just drive down of the
foods any there and get some folks hadn't do for themselves,
so they bundled up and other critters, and they had
it for that big old tree that was just a
swarming with bees. Turns out that honey was a fur
piece up in the tree there. Though they had to
get out around to all them bees without getting stung.
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They figured out it for a while, and that sickly
boy come up with an idea. He had old Winey
rolled around in the mud there to fool them bees
into thinking he was a storm cloud. Then he tied
a balloon to him so he could float up to
where the honey was. It seems you couldn't find honey
in the store there, But I reckon there's a place
to buy helium balloons. I turned the wood, so old
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Whiney he floated up where them bees was. Them bee's
pretty smart. They weren't fooled none. They popped that balloon
right whine It wasn't Mike Tubby, so it the fault
didn't hurt him none when he hit the ground, But
they was all the mine put out. They went back
to the nervous rabbit's house there, and that stumped figure
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out another plan.
Speaker 4 (15:13):
Why.
Speaker 12 (15:13):
They found out that the rabbit had a big old
jar honey on the shelf. He didn't like that rabbit
at holding out on him. He got that down. He
ate that whole jar honey without sharing a bit of it.
They couldn't do much about it, on account of he
was a bear. All they could do was holler, what
gant all the honey furn whata get all the honey fern? Well,
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they got another plan together, and they sent off to
get the honey out of that tree. But old Whiney there,
he'd eat up so much honey they couldn't get out
the door. He got stuck about half in half out
so sickly boy I saw her and pig pen pulled
from the front iron kangaroo and a rabbit pushed from
the back four too long. Whiney come out of that
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doorway with a pop, they flew through the air. Keystro
over tea kettle way up in that tree, got stuck
head first in the hole where that honey was. He
saw that honey, his eye just glazed over Old Whiney
the pool. He ate and ate and ate that honey.
Bees m they started stinging him. Winey just kept on
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eating what wine. He didn't know was he had one
of them allergies to bees. Things.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
He swoll up killed him. He was so swollen up.
Speaker 12 (16:33):
He stayed up in that tree hole for parton ere
a week before his carcass fell out. Old rabbit he
had the last laugh made a rug out of him
in the end. Horror of the story bears won't kill
you with a sweet tooth wheel.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
Story Time was brought to you by Hard Graves, potted
meat product chock full of peckers and lips since nineteen
thirty seven. You look like you might have I'm a
sweet dude. Good morning the Big Shows on the radio.
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Well, well, well you've obviously got nothing better to do,
or maybe you're just not smart enough to change the dial.
Whatever the reason you're listening to John Boy and Billy
on the Big Show.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
Aren't they won. Good morning, It's a big show on
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the radio for your Tuesday, May seventh. Today, as we
learned earlier, this national roast Leg of Lamb Day, Leg
of Lamb and his favorite dish? No good. As long
as I can remember, leg of Lamb been his favorite dish,
missus crump, I bet you make a mean leg of
Lamb and his favorite dish. Oh, lord no, I wouldn't
(18:27):
know where to start. I'm a terrible cook. Ah, you're
just saying that. No, Barney, she works all day. She
doesn't have time to cook. Oh, I got so. But
when you get married, you'll quit your job and you'll
have plenty of time to learn how to cook and
make leg of Lamb and his favorite dish. Well, I
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hope to keep teaching after I'm married. You mean you're
not gonna give up your job when you get married.
Women don't do that these days, Barney. It's the twentieth century.
I know what century? It is? Only cats. What do
you feed your husband? I guess you'll just have to
settle for frozen dinners.
Speaker 10 (19:07):
You're kidding?
Speaker 1 (19:08):
What's wrong with frozen dinners? Barn I lock them? No,
you don't. Just some random lines from the living room scene.
We hope you've enjoyed Mayberry Playhouse. I say we find
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something else for you to watch. From tighter damon News.
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desk of Entertainment News, it's what to watch sh Marcy
Tator Moria.
Speaker 7 (20:11):
That's right. We're gonna look at the box office from
the weekend. See how what they did, See what they did,
See what they did. The Fall Guy, you know that
Ryan Goslin action flick uh huh, came in first place,
but only with twenty eight point five million, and according
to the experts, that was below expectation.
Speaker 1 (20:28):
About that.
Speaker 7 (20:29):
Yeah, some estimates had it earning forty million for the
weekend because the movie cost about one hundred and forty
million to make.
Speaker 10 (20:37):
One four.
Speaker 5 (20:39):
In honor of May the fourth Star Wars Days.
Speaker 11 (20:44):
With you.
Speaker 5 (20:44):
I helped you all to that. Sure, I was right
on it.
Speaker 7 (20:48):
Disney and Lucasfilm re released nineteen ninety nine Star Wars
The Phantom Menace. No, it wasn't new, it was a
re release. It came in second place. Challengers dropped from
first place to third place.
Speaker 5 (21:00):
That's the tennis movie with Zendia. Uh huh, Zendaia Zendia.
The low budget horror film Tarot opened in fourth place.
Speaker 7 (21:10):
This is that that That movie was about a bunch
of kids that you know, had their horoscopes read to
them at a party and then people began dying in
ways connected to their zodiac signs.
Speaker 1 (21:18):
Wow, that's never used before.
Speaker 5 (21:22):
Show.
Speaker 7 (21:23):
And then uh, Godzilla Kang a New Empire was fifth place.
Still hanging in there a monster movie where they joined forces. Yes, right,
opening in wide release in theaters this weekend.
Speaker 5 (21:37):
Not another church movie.
Speaker 7 (21:39):
It's rated Art's a comedy and it is a spoof comedy.
Taylor Perry, you know, like Tyler Perry. It's Taylor and
it's p h E R R Y. So this this
Taylor is commanded by God to write a movie inspired
by his crazy, dysfunctional family, but the devil has his
own devious plan. So it stars Mickey Rourke, Jamie Fox
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and Vivica fox Well. Kingdom of the Planet of the
Apes PG thirteen, Action adventure sci fi Just in case
y'all thought the Apes are really run around and talking,
And this one deals with many years after the reign
of Caesar. A young ape goes on our journey that
will lead him to question everything that he's been taught
about the past and make choices that will define a future.
Speaker 1 (22:23):
For apes and apes.
Speaker 7 (22:27):
Oh boy, start chasing down.
Speaker 5 (22:32):
And last coming into the theater Lost Souls.
Speaker 7 (22:35):
This is a drama and it's about a young rapper
who leaves everything behind and embarks on an odyssey of
self discovery, music, and friendship in the heart of Texas.
All right, if you are a streamer, I had something
for you. It is my oaper all right Over on
Apple TV, Dark Matter is back. A lot of attention
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over there. Disney Plus has Doctor Who season fourteen. So
last fall was the sixteenth anniversary of Doctor Who. Six
the anniversary and the new Doctor was introduced last season
and it's the fifteenth doctor and also.
Speaker 5 (23:13):
The first black doctor who Well, there you go.
Speaker 7 (23:16):
So season fourteen follows them and all their things, and
also on Let's See. Baby Reindeer has become a surprise
breakout hit for Netflix and the British comedy thriller has
claimed the number one spot in both the United States
and the United Kingdom, and Fallout Prime Video is giving
Baby Reindeer heavy competition between it.
Speaker 8 (23:37):
If you see the trailer for Fallout and you think, oh,
that's about a video game, I'm not interested.
Speaker 1 (23:41):
I don't know anything.
Speaker 8 (23:42):
It has nothing to do with a video game except
in the premise, and it is really well done Fallout.
Speaker 7 (23:47):
I'll be honest, I didn't even know that. I'm not
in the whole video game thing. I didn't even know
that was a video game. I just was freaked out
by the whole you know, Adam baumb Basis.
Speaker 1 (23:57):
It's a post.
Speaker 5 (23:59):
Palyptic dystopian again ystopian.
Speaker 1 (24:02):
But it's great. That all good deal, Thank you very much. Well,
let's get us a winner. Let's play john Boy Jeopardy Review.
Yesterday's question. We found out greeting cards celebrating this holiday.
We're introduced in the early nineteen hundreds. They were so
popular they outsold cards for all other holidays until the
nineteen thirties. Last year, Americans spent around five hundred and
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fifty million on them. What are they? They're a Halloween cars,
Halloween car, Today's John boy Jeopardy. Today. Ninety percent of
the US population has ridden in one of these. But
when they were first introduced, people refused to use them
because they thought they made them look silly.
Speaker 5 (24:44):
What are strollers thrown people.
Speaker 1 (24:47):
With the babies or babies? What is the deal? What
was it the lady with people putting their dogs in
the strollers? Well that's not new, is that right?
Speaker 14 (24:57):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (24:57):
Yeah, that's been around for a while. But yeah, I
just know what is that?
Speaker 1 (25:00):
The last thing? Yeah, okay, I gotta look around. More
of those people are called idiots, they're.
Speaker 5 (25:06):
Called thanks dumb income, no kids, And so.
Speaker 15 (25:09):
The dog get tired, you can take the dog with you?
I got it all right? Well, so yes, okay, what
y'all got? Then one eight hundred big show you told
free line? We played John boyd Jeopardy.
Speaker 1 (25:21):
Next Good morning, and that's a big show on already.
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Here we'll roll into your Tuesday morning. Today's feature track
for The Big Show pit Box brought you by Charlotte
Moto Speedway over the co Cola six hundred Sunday made
twenty six point in the Junior Nation band The Game
of Thrones. Search for keyword thrones hit a bit box
at the Big Show dot Com.
Speaker 16 (26:11):
There right now, let's play yell live across America. It's
John Boy jemany oh why and now a man who
never got into Game of Thrones for the same reasons
he's not on Twitter.
Speaker 1 (26:25):
They killed off one hundred and sixty characters. You'll you'll
get it later.
Speaker 16 (26:30):
Here's John Boy as they hated.
Speaker 1 (26:34):
Timothy out of Florence, South Carolina. Good morning, Timothy, Hell,
young boy, Hey buddy, welcome in here. All right, got
your first shot at it. See what you got today.
Ninety percent of the US population has ridden in one
of these. But when they were first introduced, people refuse
to use them because they thought they made him look silly.
(26:57):
What do you think, Timothy, that's a bad guess. Probably
be about to the car. You say, a car. That's
a great guess.
Speaker 17 (27:08):
Let's say it's a car, Timathy.
Speaker 1 (27:19):
You try again, buddy, Maybe a little hitch older, better day.
All right, well you you go, buddy, get the hang
of it. Thank you, Thank you, mamma. Do you have
a great day. Let's go to Jason. He's over in Tacoa, Georgia.
Good morning, Jason, Hey, good morning guys. Hey, well good
man with Timothy down South Carolina. Drew about half a blank.
(27:42):
He was there a car, So that's not right. So
what do you think of, Jason? Well, I think it
could be a shopping cart. All right, well, let's see
if it is. Show us a shopping cart.
Speaker 2 (27:56):
Yes it is.
Speaker 1 (28:03):
Ninety percent of the US population has ridden in one
of these. Ye I bet it's lord one who's driven one. Well, no,
I guess a lot of people have. It's it's it's
crowned upon for you to put your kids and leave.
You know.
Speaker 7 (28:19):
I know I hated it as a kid, but I
would love to fitting it now.
Speaker 1 (28:23):
Yeah, so I just wanted who thought it made them
look silly?
Speaker 10 (28:27):
The kids?
Speaker 1 (28:29):
Really? Is that right?
Speaker 12 (28:30):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (28:30):
No?
Speaker 8 (28:30):
The women wouldn't push them because the first ones it
was a grocery store chain named Humpty Dumpty, and the
guy noticed, the guy who bought them out noticed that
women would basically leave when their arm basket was full.
Speaker 1 (28:44):
So he's like, well, I gotta get into some cards.
Speaker 8 (28:46):
Yeah, so he put the carts out there, but the
women thought it made them look silly, so he hired
a bunch of models to go under cover and push
them around. You see that, good looking girls pushing one.
Speaker 1 (28:58):
So they called off, Well how about that right? Well,
look at the history of shopping cards, and Jason worked
out for you, buddy, big old long Tiger's prize back
head down to tacoa. Hey, I really appreciate that.
Speaker 8 (29:12):
I got one thing to say. You know, my daddy
got me to listen you guys back in ninety five,
and he's in.
Speaker 1 (29:17):
Bad health right now. So we're praying for you, pop.
Look you all right, Jason? Sure enough, keep Jason daddy
in prayer for you.
Speaker 6 (29:24):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (29:25):
Than Gays all right, my boy, will you hang on?
Jack can hook you up by the many hours hoppy
you need? Yeah, okay, guls was them family night of
the Big Show driving hang on here back, good morning.
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It's a big Shaw on the radio for you Tuesday,
A little bit ago entertainment news. So maybe just saying
Fall Guy is the number one movie. It is and
then but just made a little lesson eight work.
Speaker 7 (30:30):
Yeah, I mean I think they did pretty good with
twenty eight million, but yeah, yeah, critics think they should
have made more. Well, how much does Star Wars do
about eight little ower eight million?
Speaker 1 (30:39):
Maybe it drewid, but no, we got a Rabbi movie
reviewer has seen The Fall Guy. He will review it
for us in less than twenty minutes. But right now,
great place to see a movie.
Speaker 4 (30:56):
Hello friends, your old Pelfertford here with a big, big announcement.
The spring has sprung, the grass has rized. Do you
know what time it is? You guessed it?
Speaker 2 (31:04):
Time for another.
Speaker 4 (31:05):
Exciting season of cinematic spectacle right here at the Big
Show Drive in Theater. It's opening weekend and that can
only mean one thing. It's family night. Sick of being
cooped up in the house with the snut gobblers for
the last year? Have they danced the huckle buck on
your last good nerve? Are you ready to take the
gas pipe and end it all? Well, what's a few
(31:28):
more hours going to matter? Then pile the bracts in
the family truckster and make tracks to the Big Show
Drive in Theater this weekend. Our first feature is a
world premiere. Six songwriters shipwrecked on a deserted island, driven
crazy by hunger. When all seems lost, a crate washes ashore,
a crate of peanut butter and jelly. Little do they
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know that it's contaminated with radioactivity, turning them all into
raving maniacs.
Speaker 2 (31:55):
When they're finally rescued, they released the mother.
Speaker 14 (31:57):
Of all diabolical plots on the world, A song to
dry the planet crazy.
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You see what I mean. It's peanut butter jelly time.
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The movie and our second feature, Amity Island, the scene
of one of the worst great white shark attacks in history.
The seas have been quiet for decades until now. The
great great grandson of the legendary Jaws had returned to
the scene of the crime, determined to outshine his deadly ancestor.
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Are you ready for the horror of the.
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Baby shark taking a tiny little bite out of your summer?
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Both of our big box office blowoffs bring a cast
of thousands.
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Benjamin Bratt, Benjamin Button, ben Affleck, Has ben Affleck, Eddie Murphy,
Eddie Redmade, Eddie Munster, Mister ed Missus Ed, Mister t
iced TEA sweet Pea b Arthur See Arthur, Arthur, Godfrey,
Godfrey Cambridge, Timothy Oliphant, Ali, Timofant, Sandra Bullock, Sandrade, O'Connor, Sinbad,
Sin Good, Sin Average, and that Nick Serci impersonator who
lets you punch him in the bung hole for an
extra five dollars, which he spends on tweezers and extra
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small condoms. Get there early for a three Stooges festival,
and afterwards we'll have the second annual Mo Howard Memorial
IPOs competition, hosted by.
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Last year's winner One Night, Willie Preston.
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And don't forget to come hungry visit our famous concession stand.
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We've got fried.
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Chicken, baked chicken, barbecue, chicken chicken salad, tuna salad, tuna
surprise tuna, no surprise, sushi, sashimi, Kim she Kim He
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cookie lest cookies, and a steaming rack of ribs direct
from Jay Dahmer Funeral Associates that may or may not
come from that drifter who went missing near the overpass
two weeks ago.
Speaker 1 (34:10):
How much for old Ribsy.
Speaker 9 (34:16):
Not a one?
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Rib I am hungry.
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How they last? It's opening weekend at the big show.
Drive in theater.
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in the exit lane, Take a hard ride on.
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Dustin Diamond Parkway.
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Turn right at the Krusty Nipple Gentleman's Club at the
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Hang a casual left down the gravel road.
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you've arrived.
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Get five dollars off. When you say the secret.
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Words a bar buns sing zoo, you can have a
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This is your old pal Burdford saying I'll see you there.
Speaker 1 (35:26):
Good morning. It's a big show on the radio. Well,
Hollywood's starting to release some big titles before the summer
blockbusters takeover, and our man in the cinema has seen
one and it's here to tell us about it. Please
welcome our resident critic, Rabbi myren berg Stein. Welcome back, Rabbi.
Speaker 2 (35:45):
Sholl homie, homies. Why trapping't it?
Speaker 1 (35:48):
Long time? No sea? Where you've been keeping yourself? Well?
Speaker 10 (35:51):
If you much know, I had a very serious medical procedure.
Speaker 1 (35:55):
Oh wow, can I ask what it was? Sure? What
was it?
Speaker 10 (35:58):
I'm not telling what I said. You got assk I
didn't say.
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I tell you.
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The truth is I had my hammertoe operated out. Really yeah,
you should try it. I had to stay off my
feet for three months. That's more than you got for
that phony bologny knee replacement of that shock bite combined.
Speaker 1 (36:20):
Well I'll keep that mom. Thanks, Well now you're back.
So what did you see?
Speaker 3 (36:25):
Oh?
Speaker 10 (36:25):
I'm fine now, thanks for asking. So I went to
an oily screening or something called The Fall Down Guy.
It's my mod invasion of the old TV show.
Speaker 1 (36:37):
It wasn't a ball.
Speaker 10 (36:38):
Hold on, I got depressed off right here? Hold on a second?
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Okay, ready go.
Speaker 10 (36:42):
After leaving their business one year earlier, Battle Scott stuntman
Colt Savers springs back in the action when the star
of a big studio picture suddenly disappears. Has the mystery
surrounded the missing actor deepens, Colt soon finds himself instead
in a sinister play that pushes him to the edge
of a fall more dangerous than any stunt. Ooh did
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it live up to the high Well for the most part, yeah,
I mean it's not deep thinker. Time is a good
fun popcorn flick. It's got everything. It's got the action,
it's got the laughs, it's got a giant Amazon blonde
with the big melons. It ain't Shakespeare, but people fall
asleep watching Shakespeare.
Speaker 1 (37:28):
So there you go. The cast pretty good.
Speaker 10 (37:31):
Oh yeah, that guy that played the boy Bobby in
the Last Year and the Doll movie is the lead guy.
Speaker 1 (37:38):
I like him.
Speaker 10 (37:39):
But the greatest thing in the oil they see in
the Star the original series in it, the great Lee
Marvin Major Major Lee Marvin.
Speaker 1 (37:48):
This name is Lee Majors.
Speaker 10 (37:52):
I thought that was the guy who watched the parade
from the Book Depository.
Speaker 1 (37:55):
That's Lee Harvey Oswall.
Speaker 10 (37:59):
I thought that was the who never smiled. That's Tommy
Lee Jones. I thought that was that little troublemaker who
makes troublemaking movie.
Speaker 1 (38:07):
That Spike Lee.
Speaker 10 (38:10):
I thought that was the guy who made a career
with just one song.
Speaker 1 (38:13):
That's Lee Greenwood.
Speaker 10 (38:17):
I thought that was what the Goma Poloway said.
Speaker 1 (38:19):
That's Glee.
Speaker 10 (38:27):
So who the hell am I thinking of Lee Majors? Ah,
he could never made that shot. Someone was on the crissy.
What do you think think? I better keep my mouth shut.
I don't want to go back to the left right
now though the movie. But I gave it four out
of five yard because there's a fun time. So if
you're not in the fun, keep your ass at home.
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Don't sit behind someone and say that would never happen
this season. Funny, you're miserable, basketain. Next time you try that,
maybe guy in fun you won't be recovering from hammerpont
surgery and you'll stick his loafop.
Speaker 2 (39:04):
Yet talker.
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Go in peace. So until next.
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Time, remember seeing that nurse.
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I'm very I'm influenced by the by packaging is a
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What I buy absolutely will about that.
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You know who's the best Apple? They have a whole division.
They do nothing but design the packaging inside.
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Well, the only thing I've ever seen on is a
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I worked in newspaper when you did that. Actually, I
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All right, When I don't paste some pictures on theirs?
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Yeah, I mean they had like a roller. You would
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National Roast leg of Lamb Day. I will be doing
the entire dissertation of the Andy Griffith living room scene
when Barney was putting Helen Crump and Andy together. Yes, Jackie,
please welcome. You mean you're not going to give up
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Was she convincing?
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On the phone again.
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Everybody is on the phone again, ignoring all their real
life family and friends. They can't wait to get on
the phone again, on the phone again, caught in a big.
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Group text that never ends.
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Always tying up. Just one more quick loose.
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And everybody is on the phone again, on the phone again,
like a bunch is on me, shuffling.
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Down Lifts Highway.
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It's the latest trend, So give all of you fake
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phone again, typing the message out and hitting sin. Most
folks I know are going right around the bend. Everybody
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is on the phone again, on the phone again, with
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their brains and neutral texting down the highway. Spend the
whole weekend, give it all there. But he's one more
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On the phone again.
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New tweets and instagrams they gotta send. This world ain't
never gone to be the same again. Folks can't wait
to get on the phone again. No, they just can't
wait to get on the phone again.
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Good morning, it's a big shown already running to your
Tuesday morning bout twenty minutes. Tay Entertainment News is what
what right right now? And now it's storytelling with your
host Carl Childs.
Speaker 12 (12:43):
I went to a yard sale with mister Bill Cox.
Aaron got me a bunch of books. I'm turning into
a real reader. I didn't find a book about a
boy and his bear called Winie the Pool. I'll tell
you if you.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
Owe me to yeah, yeah, I'm like, here we go.
Speaker 12 (13:03):
I'd like to put her to a vote, all right,
Tim Well, Sir, watched upon a time Marion, there's this
sickly little boy overre in England. He would write, puny, pitiful,
no bigger than a squirrel. He had him a pet
bear name a Whiney. I reckon, they're probably ain't much
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worse than a bear that complains all the time. But
that boy he loved that bear, and that's what counted
every day, that sickly boy and Whiney. They'd wander off
in the wood summers, getting into adventures and whatnot. They
had some other critter friends with him, some donkey named
my eye, sore, little pig name a pig pen, some
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nervous rabbit, an old owl, and a kangaroo with a
young un in its pouch. That one made me laugh. Well, sir,
One day, that sickly boy and Whiney they got a
hankerd for some honey. See now we're wearing England. They
put honey on their biscuits instead of mustard. But in
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old timing days you couldn't just drive down of the
foods any there and get some folks hadn't do for themselves,
so they bundled up and other critters, and they had
it for that big old tree that was just a
swarming with bees. Turns out that honey was a fur
piece up in the tree there. Though they had to
get out around to all them bees without getting stung.
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They figured out it for a while, and that sickly
boy come up with an idea. He had old Winey
rolled around in the mud there to fool them bees
into thinking he was a storm cloud. Then he tied
a balloon to him so he could float up to
where the honey was. It seems you couldn't find honey
in the store there, But I reckon there's a place
to buy helium balloons. I turned the wood, so old
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Whiney he floated up where them bees was. Them bee's
pretty smart. They weren't fooled none. They popped that balloon
right whine It wasn't Mike Tubby, so it the fault
didn't hurt him none when he hit the ground, But
they was all the mine put out. They went back
to the nervous rabbit's house there, and that stumped figure
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out another plan.
Speaker 4 (15:13):
Why.
Speaker 12 (15:13):
They found out that the rabbit had a big old
jar honey on the shelf. He didn't like that rabbit
at holding out on him. He got that down. He
ate that whole jar honey without sharing a bit of it.
They couldn't do much about it, on account of he
was a bear. All they could do was holler, what
gant all the honey furn whata get all the honey fern? Well,
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they got another plan together, and they sent off to
get the honey out of that tree. But old Whiney there,
he'd eat up so much honey they couldn't get out
the door. He got stuck about half in half out
so sickly boy I saw her and pig pen pulled
from the front iron kangaroo and a rabbit pushed from
the back four too long. Whiney come out of that
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doorway with a pop, they flew through the air. Keystro
over tea kettle way up in that tree, got stuck
head first in the hole where that honey was. He
saw that honey, his eye just glazed over Old Whiney
the pool. He ate and ate and ate that honey.
Bees m they started stinging him. Winey just kept on
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eating what wine. He didn't know was he had one
of them allergies to bees. Things.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
He swoll up killed him. He was so swollen up.
Speaker 12 (16:33):
He stayed up in that tree hole for parton ere
a week before his carcass fell out. Old rabbit he
had the last laugh made a rug out of him
in the end. Horror of the story bears won't kill
you with a sweet tooth wheel.
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Story Time was brought to you by Hard Graves, potted
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Aren't they won. Good morning, It's a big show on
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the radio for your Tuesday, May seventh. Today, as we
learned earlier, this national roast Leg of Lamb Day, Leg
of Lamb and his favorite dish? No good. As long
as I can remember, leg of Lamb been his favorite dish,
missus crump, I bet you make a mean leg of
Lamb and his favorite dish. Oh, lord no, I wouldn't
(18:27):
know where to start. I'm a terrible cook. Ah, you're
just saying that. No, Barney, she works all day. She
doesn't have time to cook. Oh, I got so. But
when you get married, you'll quit your job and you'll
have plenty of time to learn how to cook and
make leg of Lamb and his favorite dish. Well, I
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hope to keep teaching after I'm married. You mean you're
not gonna give up your job when you get married.
Women don't do that these days, Barney. It's the twentieth century.
I know what century? It is? Only cats. What do
you feed your husband? I guess you'll just have to
settle for frozen dinners.
Speaker 10 (19:07):
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What's wrong with frozen dinners? Barn I lock them? No,
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Tator Moria.
Speaker 7 (20:11):
That's right. We're gonna look at the box office from
the weekend. See how what they did, See what they did,
See what they did. The Fall Guy, you know that
Ryan Goslin action flick uh huh, came in first place,
but only with twenty eight point five million, and according
to the experts, that was below expectation.
Speaker 1 (20:28):
About that.
Speaker 7 (20:29):
Yeah, some estimates had it earning forty million for the
weekend because the movie cost about one hundred and forty
million to make.
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One four.
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In honor of May the fourth Star Wars Days.
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With you.
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I helped you all to that. Sure, I was right
on it.
Speaker 7 (20:48):
Disney and Lucasfilm re released nineteen ninety nine Star Wars
The Phantom Menace. No, it wasn't new, it was a
re release. It came in second place. Challengers dropped from
first place to third place.
Speaker 5 (21:00):
That's the tennis movie with Zendia. Uh huh, Zendaia Zendia.
The low budget horror film Tarot opened in fourth place.
Speaker 7 (21:10):
This is that that That movie was about a bunch
of kids that you know, had their horoscopes read to
them at a party and then people began dying in
ways connected to their zodiac signs.
Speaker 1 (21:18):
Wow, that's never used before.
Speaker 5 (21:22):
Show.
Speaker 7 (21:23):
And then uh, Godzilla Kang a New Empire was fifth place.
Still hanging in there a monster movie where they joined forces. Yes, right,
opening in wide release in theaters this weekend.
Speaker 5 (21:37):
Not another church movie.
Speaker 7 (21:39):
It's rated Art's a comedy and it is a spoof comedy.
Taylor Perry, you know, like Tyler Perry. It's Taylor and
it's p h E R R Y. So this this
Taylor is commanded by God to write a movie inspired
by his crazy, dysfunctional family, but the devil has his
own devious plan. So it stars Mickey Rourke, Jamie Fox
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and Vivica fox Well. Kingdom of the Planet of the
Apes PG thirteen, Action adventure sci fi Just in case
y'all thought the Apes are really run around and talking,
And this one deals with many years after the reign
of Caesar. A young ape goes on our journey that
will lead him to question everything that he's been taught
about the past and make choices that will define a future.
Speaker 1 (22:23):
For apes and apes.
Speaker 7 (22:27):
Oh boy, start chasing down.
Speaker 5 (22:32):
And last coming into the theater Lost Souls.
Speaker 7 (22:35):
This is a drama and it's about a young rapper
who leaves everything behind and embarks on an odyssey of
self discovery, music, and friendship in the heart of Texas.
All right, if you are a streamer, I had something
for you. It is my oaper all right Over on
Apple TV, Dark Matter is back. A lot of attention
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over there. Disney Plus has Doctor Who season fourteen. So
last fall was the sixteenth anniversary of Doctor Who. Six
the anniversary and the new Doctor was introduced last season
and it's the fifteenth doctor and also.
Speaker 5 (23:13):
The first black doctor who Well, there you go.
Speaker 7 (23:16):
So season fourteen follows them and all their things, and
also on Let's See. Baby Reindeer has become a surprise
breakout hit for Netflix and the British comedy thriller has
claimed the number one spot in both the United States
and the United Kingdom, and Fallout Prime Video is giving
Baby Reindeer heavy competition between it.
Speaker 8 (23:37):
If you see the trailer for Fallout and you think, oh,
that's about a video game, I'm not interested.
Speaker 1 (23:41):
I don't know anything.
Speaker 8 (23:42):
It has nothing to do with a video game except
in the premise, and it is really well done Fallout.
Speaker 7 (23:47):
I'll be honest, I didn't even know that. I'm not
in the whole video game thing. I didn't even know
that was a video game. I just was freaked out
by the whole you know, Adam baumb Basis.
Speaker 1 (23:57):
It's a post.
Speaker 5 (23:59):
Palyptic dystopian again ystopian.
Speaker 1 (24:02):
But it's great. That all good deal, Thank you very much. Well,
let's get us a winner. Let's play john Boy Jeopardy Review.
Yesterday's question. We found out greeting cards celebrating this holiday.
We're introduced in the early nineteen hundreds. They were so
popular they outsold cards for all other holidays until the
nineteen thirties. Last year, Americans spent around five hundred and
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fifty million on them. What are they? They're a Halloween cars,
Halloween car, Today's John boy Jeopardy. Today. Ninety percent of
the US population has ridden in one of these. But
when they were first introduced, people refused to use them
because they thought they made them look silly.
Speaker 5 (24:44):
What are strollers thrown people.
Speaker 1 (24:47):
With the babies or babies? What is the deal? What
was it the lady with people putting their dogs in
the strollers? Well that's not new, is that right?
Speaker 14 (24:57):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (24:57):
Yeah, that's been around for a while. But yeah, I
just know what is that?
Speaker 1 (25:00):
The last thing? Yeah, okay, I gotta look around. More
of those people are called idiots, they're.
Speaker 5 (25:06):
Called thanks dumb income, no kids, And so.
Speaker 15 (25:09):
The dog get tired, you can take the dog with you?
I got it all right? Well, so yes, okay, what
y'all got? Then one eight hundred big show you told
free line? We played John boyd Jeopardy.
Speaker 1 (25:21):
Next Good morning, and that's a big show on already.
(25:50):
Here we'll roll into your Tuesday morning. Today's feature track
for The Big Show pit Box brought you by Charlotte
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Speaker 16 (26:11):
There right now, let's play yell live across America. It's
John Boy jemany oh why and now a man who
never got into Game of Thrones for the same reasons
he's not on Twitter.
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They killed off one hundred and sixty characters. You'll you'll
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Here's John Boy as they hated.
Speaker 1 (26:34):
Timothy out of Florence, South Carolina. Good morning, Timothy, Hell,
young boy, Hey buddy, welcome in here. All right, got
your first shot at it. See what you got today.
Ninety percent of the US population has ridden in one
of these. But when they were first introduced, people refuse
to use them because they thought they made him look silly.
(26:57):
What do you think, Timothy, that's a bad guess. Probably
be about to the car. You say, a car. That's
a great guess.
Speaker 17 (27:08):
Let's say it's a car, Timathy.
Speaker 1 (27:19):
You try again, buddy, Maybe a little hitch older, better day.
All right, well you you go, buddy, get the hang
of it. Thank you, Thank you, mamma. Do you have
a great day. Let's go to Jason. He's over in Tacoa, Georgia.
Good morning, Jason, Hey, good morning guys. Hey, well good
man with Timothy down South Carolina. Drew about half a blank.
(27:42):
He was there a car, So that's not right. So
what do you think of, Jason? Well, I think it
could be a shopping cart. All right, well, let's see
if it is. Show us a shopping cart.
Speaker 2 (27:56):
Yes it is.
Speaker 1 (28:03):
Ninety percent of the US population has ridden in one
of these. Ye I bet it's lord one who's driven one. Well, no,
I guess a lot of people have. It's it's it's
crowned upon for you to put your kids and leave.
You know.
Speaker 7 (28:19):
I know I hated it as a kid, but I
would love to fitting it now.
Speaker 1 (28:23):
Yeah, so I just wanted who thought it made them
look silly?
Speaker 10 (28:27):
The kids?
Speaker 1 (28:29):
Really? Is that right?
Speaker 12 (28:30):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (28:30):
No?
Speaker 8 (28:30):
The women wouldn't push them because the first ones it
was a grocery store chain named Humpty Dumpty, and the
guy noticed, the guy who bought them out noticed that
women would basically leave when their arm basket was full.
Speaker 1 (28:44):
So he's like, well, I gotta get into some cards.
Speaker 8 (28:46):
Yeah, so he put the carts out there, but the
women thought it made them look silly, so he hired
a bunch of models to go under cover and push
them around. You see that, good looking girls pushing one.
Speaker 1 (28:58):
So they called off, Well how about that right? Well,
look at the history of shopping cards, and Jason worked
out for you, buddy, big old long Tiger's prize back
head down to tacoa. Hey, I really appreciate that.
Speaker 8 (29:12):
I got one thing to say. You know, my daddy
got me to listen you guys back in ninety five,
and he's in.
Speaker 1 (29:17):
Bad health right now. So we're praying for you, pop.
Look you all right, Jason? Sure enough, keep Jason daddy
in prayer for you.
Speaker 6 (29:24):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (29:25):
Than Gays all right, my boy, will you hang on?
Jack can hook you up by the many hours hoppy
you need? Yeah, okay, guls was them family night of
the Big Show driving hang on here back, good morning.
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It's a big Shaw on the radio for you Tuesday,
A little bit ago entertainment news. So maybe just saying
Fall Guy is the number one movie. It is and
then but just made a little lesson eight work.
Speaker 7 (30:30):
Yeah, I mean I think they did pretty good with
twenty eight million, but yeah, yeah, critics think they should
have made more. Well, how much does Star Wars do
about eight little ower eight million?
Speaker 1 (30:39):
Maybe it drewid, but no, we got a Rabbi movie
reviewer has seen The Fall Guy. He will review it
for us in less than twenty minutes. But right now,
great place to see a movie.
Speaker 4 (30:56):
Hello friends, your old Pelfertford here with a big, big announcement.
The spring has sprung, the grass has rized. Do you
know what time it is? You guessed it?
Speaker 2 (31:04):
Time for another.
Speaker 4 (31:05):
Exciting season of cinematic spectacle right here at the Big
Show Drive in Theater. It's opening weekend and that can
only mean one thing. It's family night. Sick of being
cooped up in the house with the snut gobblers for
the last year? Have they danced the huckle buck on
your last good nerve? Are you ready to take the
gas pipe and end it all? Well, what's a few
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more hours going to matter? Then pile the bracts in
the family truckster and make tracks to the Big Show
Drive in Theater this weekend. Our first feature is a
world premiere. Six songwriters shipwrecked on a deserted island, driven
crazy by hunger. When all seems lost, a crate washes ashore,
a crate of peanut butter and jelly. Little do they
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know that it's contaminated with radioactivity, turning them all into
raving maniacs.
Speaker 2 (31:55):
When they're finally rescued, they released the mother.
Speaker 14 (31:57):
Of all diabolical plots on the world, A song to
dry the planet crazy.
Speaker 2 (32:14):
You see what I mean. It's peanut butter jelly time.
Speaker 4 (32:17):
The movie and our second feature, Amity Island, the scene
of one of the worst great white shark attacks in history.
The seas have been quiet for decades until now. The
great great grandson of the legendary Jaws had returned to
the scene of the crime, determined to outshine his deadly ancestor.
Speaker 2 (32:39):
Are you ready for the horror of the.
Speaker 4 (32:43):
Baby shark taking a tiny little bite out of your summer?
Speaker 2 (33:01):
Both of our big box office blowoffs bring a cast
of thousands.
Speaker 4 (33:04):
Benjamin Bratt, Benjamin Button, ben Affleck, Has ben Affleck, Eddie Murphy,
Eddie Redmade, Eddie Munster, Mister ed Missus Ed, Mister t
iced TEA sweet Pea b Arthur See Arthur, Arthur, Godfrey,
Godfrey Cambridge, Timothy Oliphant, Ali, Timofant, Sandra Bullock, Sandrade, O'Connor, Sinbad,
Sin Good, Sin Average, and that Nick Serci impersonator who
lets you punch him in the bung hole for an
extra five dollars, which he spends on tweezers and extra
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small condoms. Get there early for a three Stooges festival,
and afterwards we'll have the second annual Mo Howard Memorial
IPOs competition, hosted by.
Speaker 2 (33:40):
Last year's winner One Night, Willie Preston.
Speaker 4 (33:46):
And don't forget to come hungry visit our famous concession stand.
Speaker 2 (33:49):
We've got fried.
Speaker 4 (33:50):
Chicken, baked chicken, barbecue, chicken chicken salad, tuna salad, tuna
surprise tuna, no surprise, sushi, sashimi, Kim she Kim He
Kimhi Shehe, tacos, burritos, Chicken toes me Lissburger's Vegilus salad
cookie lest cookies, and a steaming rack of ribs direct
from Jay Dahmer Funeral Associates that may or may not
come from that drifter who went missing near the overpass
two weeks ago.
Speaker 1 (34:10):
How much for old Ribsy.
Speaker 9 (34:16):
Not a one?
Speaker 1 (34:17):
Rib I am hungry.
Speaker 2 (34:22):
How they last? It's opening weekend at the big show.
Drive in theater.
Speaker 4 (34:27):
Just take the Millsburg Expressway past the car sized pothole
in the exit lane, Take a hard ride on.
Speaker 2 (34:32):
Dustin Diamond Parkway.
Speaker 4 (34:33):
Turn right at the Krusty Nipple Gentleman's Club at the
third road, killed Possum.
Speaker 2 (34:37):
Hang a casual left down the gravel road.
Speaker 4 (34:38):
When you see Tayer Moran airing out her sweater hawks,
you've arrived.
Speaker 2 (34:42):
Get five dollars off. When you say the secret.
Speaker 1 (34:44):
Words a bar buns sing zoo, you can have a
big one.
Speaker 4 (34:52):
This is your old pal Burdford saying I'll see you there.
Speaker 1 (35:26):
Good morning. It's a big show on the radio. Well,
Hollywood's starting to release some big titles before the summer
blockbusters takeover, and our man in the cinema has seen
one and it's here to tell us about it. Please
welcome our resident critic, Rabbi myren berg Stein. Welcome back, Rabbi.
Speaker 2 (35:45):
Sholl homie, homies. Why trapping't it?
Speaker 1 (35:48):
Long time? No sea? Where you've been keeping yourself? Well?
Speaker 10 (35:51):
If you much know, I had a very serious medical procedure.
Speaker 1 (35:55):
Oh wow, can I ask what it was? Sure? What
was it?
Speaker 10 (35:58):
I'm not telling what I said. You got assk I
didn't say.
Speaker 2 (36:02):
I tell you.
Speaker 10 (36:05):
The truth is I had my hammertoe operated out. Really yeah,
you should try it. I had to stay off my
feet for three months. That's more than you got for
that phony bologny knee replacement of that shock bite combined.
Speaker 1 (36:20):
Well I'll keep that mom. Thanks, Well now you're back.
So what did you see?
Speaker 3 (36:25):
Oh?
Speaker 10 (36:25):
I'm fine now, thanks for asking. So I went to
an oily screening or something called The Fall Down Guy.
It's my mod invasion of the old TV show.
Speaker 1 (36:37):
It wasn't a ball.
Speaker 10 (36:38):
Hold on, I got depressed off right here? Hold on a second?
Speaker 1 (36:40):
Okay, ready go.
Speaker 10 (36:42):
After leaving their business one year earlier, Battle Scott stuntman
Colt Savers springs back in the action when the star
of a big studio picture suddenly disappears. Has the mystery
surrounded the missing actor deepens, Colt soon finds himself instead
in a sinister play that pushes him to the edge
of a fall more dangerous than any stunt. Ooh did
(37:08):
it live up to the high Well for the most part, yeah,
I mean it's not deep thinker. Time is a good
fun popcorn flick. It's got everything. It's got the action,
it's got the laughs, it's got a giant Amazon blonde
with the big melons. It ain't Shakespeare, but people fall
asleep watching Shakespeare.
Speaker 1 (37:28):
So there you go. The cast pretty good.
Speaker 10 (37:31):
Oh yeah, that guy that played the boy Bobby in
the Last Year and the Doll movie is the lead guy.
Speaker 1 (37:38):
I like him.
Speaker 10 (37:39):
But the greatest thing in the oil they see in
the Star the original series in it, the great Lee
Marvin Major Major Lee Marvin.
Speaker 1 (37:48):
This name is Lee Majors.
Speaker 10 (37:52):
I thought that was the guy who watched the parade
from the Book Depository.
Speaker 1 (37:55):
That's Lee Harvey Oswall.
Speaker 10 (37:59):
I thought that was the who never smiled. That's Tommy
Lee Jones. I thought that was that little troublemaker who
makes troublemaking movie.
Speaker 1 (38:07):
That Spike Lee.
Speaker 10 (38:10):
I thought that was the guy who made a career
with just one song.
Speaker 1 (38:13):
That's Lee Greenwood.
Speaker 10 (38:17):
I thought that was what the Goma Poloway said.
Speaker 1 (38:19):
That's Glee.
Speaker 10 (38:27):
So who the hell am I thinking of Lee Majors? Ah,
he could never made that shot. Someone was on the crissy.
What do you think think? I better keep my mouth shut.
I don't want to go back to the left right
now though the movie. But I gave it four out
of five yard because there's a fun time. So if
you're not in the fun, keep your ass at home.
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Don't sit behind someone and say that would never happen
this season. Funny, you're miserable, basketain. Next time you try that,
maybe guy in fun you won't be recovering from hammerpont
surgery and you'll stick his loafop.
Speaker 2 (39:04):
Yet talker.
Speaker 10 (39:06):
Go in peace. So until next.
Speaker 2 (39:09):
Time, remember seeing that nurse.
Speaker 1 (39:11):
It's cheaper. It's a big show on the radio. I
can't be read this, all right, sir, I'll read it.
Good morning.
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