May 20, 2024 • 35 mins
Monday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, Jackie’s birthday is this Wednesday but we kick off our celebration today!.. - Plus we have a special edition of Dumb Crooks News focusing on the criminal mastermind known as “Florida Man”.. - Back by popular demand is another rundown of Bill Silver’s Top 10 list of Ice Cream Flavors inspired by President Joe Biden.. - We’ll dust off the time Raiford found a quarter.. - and Marvin Webster goes to the white people’s mall..
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's a big show on your radio. Thanks for joining
us this morning.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Oh I love all those fine big drown radio man
Walter Winch, Cousin, Brusie walk Man, Jack, John Boy and
Belly A job Boy. Belly had only two white men
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ever made me more whoa I feel so bonam.
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There's a sweet sexy voice.
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Makes you just want to get up and go to work.
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Run away.
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And perfect. Here we are. You're waking up with a
big show.
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All right there. Man was sitting down. I heard what
was trying to was trying to spell Necro. I guess
you're going a mountain spell Necro Nexy necro please please?
Right man, I know we were talking about that with
the Hansome. Uh yeah, like a week or so ago
(02:06):
when I hit Nucksy took him deep in the right
field after he tried to slip the funny one by men.
Randy has no idea what I'm talking about. But y'all,
but y'all, do you know Phil Necro knuggleballer from the
Atlanta Braid.
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What I have in my mental picture is a is
a guy throwing a rubber chicken at you. That's all funny.
One I got funny with no man. So everything's all
right good. We got a brand new weak and we're
gonna play and we're gonna be surprised. I mean, why
why were y'all go ahead? And asked? Why were y'all
spelling necros?
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I was typing a note about the podcast from last Wednesday?
Speaker 6 (02:46):
Okay, yeah, he's eighty one. Now did you know that?
Speaker 3 (02:50):
No man, Oh no he's not.
Speaker 6 (02:53):
He was.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
In twenty twenty. He was eighty one, yes, sir, so
that means he's but he's eighty five.
Speaker 6 (03:02):
He stopped aging.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
So when did he pass away?
Speaker 6 (03:06):
Passed away? December twenty six?
Speaker 3 (03:09):
Okay, it was eighty one.
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Oh god, I was afraid of that. She'll a's handsome
about it. But now I remember now that you mentioned,
of course we were. Oh man, maybe him giving up
a hit to you is?
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What did it meant? You just said, oh, that makes
me feel a lot better.
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All right, Well, all right, we'll memories good, We're gonna
have good memories here.
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And let's see, we got three days and history saved up.
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I'll get the win and beginning. So we were ride
on schedule, Wake up, Big Shows on the radio.
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Give it three days in history where we'll glean our
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Win it right here.
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Great way to wake up thinking about thirteen ten. Hey,
you're getting up ready to go to work in the
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One's for the right and one is for the left.
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It was the first time since the fall of the
Roman Empire they made right and left shoes.
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Hey, do you like it better? When I hacked out
the days? I'm entertained? That's what I'm going for it.
Nineteen fifty six.
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Oh and what may be Major League Baseball's wildest pitch. Oh,
somebody's gonna have to verify this. Look it up and
see if we've had another one since. So nineteen fifty six,
the bass slipped out of the hand of Washington Senator
left hander Chuck Stobbs and landed thirty rows up in
the stands. It was the first bay side of home plate.
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So that sounds, you know, slived out thirty rows up
sounds Yeah, you haven't hard to beat.
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We'll check on that. And finally on the State No. One.
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Burglars entered the warehouse near Akuala Lumpur, Malaysia, disconnected the
video security system, and made off with five hundred and
twenty six thousand dollars worth of extra strength throat loungereses
lodgenses lodging Thank you. Police said the warehouse was full
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of other idols, but only the lunges were take That's crazy.
So I need where's our three dates in history? So
let's do what the categories one eight hundred Big Show
you told free line. We'll play out birds next.
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pitches ready to go.
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The boot shod.
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I go.
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All right, yeah, I need to get on the news here.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
Uh really looked that up about the wild pitch and
it looks like a lot of words.
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So I'm gonna have to have to study this.
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Here.
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I recap it for you, but I didn't understand most
of what I read. Yeah, that's the thing about it.
Days you out of there waiting, naha what you usually
handle here? So I'll have to do it myself. Okay,
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good morning, it's a big showing the radio.
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a couple of minutes.
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Hang over there right now, I gotta do a Monday
morning song my boy and the band Robert url Keane.
That's done by Robert url Keane is band lying a.
Speaker 12 (10:23):
Bit your city You Sometimes I don't know what I'm doing.
Speaker 3 (10:30):
Come on Jack and get ready to say anybody.
Speaker 12 (10:32):
Sometimes on my days are filled with right.
Speaker 3 (10:39):
Sim trevored down left subad.
Speaker 12 (10:43):
Things ain't going my way because there's always someone swirming
in my line. You keep swirming in my line and
it's causing lots of things.
Speaker 3 (11:01):
I'm a honking on my horror.
Speaker 12 (11:05):
I'm shooting you the ping, keep switching.
Speaker 7 (11:10):
On my bride lines.
Speaker 3 (11:13):
It's just too.
Speaker 12 (11:16):
When you're swerving all lives Pie way, you're running someone
off the ride. The day Joe Way, I thought I
never never could love another. How else could I feed?
Speaker 3 (11:40):
But bowing you run into.
Speaker 12 (11:42):
Me, I can't believe I could not see her.
Speaker 3 (11:48):
I'll tank up the ones at the waiting.
Speaker 12 (11:54):
To keep swarming in my life, just causing lots of
that names.
Speaker 3 (12:01):
I'm gonna cussing out your name. I'm shooting you the fine.
Speaker 12 (12:09):
I keep switching on my bride lights. But you're just
too dempty now when you're swerving.
Speaker 3 (12:18):
All lights ho by, you're.
Speaker 12 (12:21):
Running someone off the ride.
Speaker 3 (12:31):
Driving a big show, good morning.
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That's a makesh on the radiofessive times.
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Here's Jaggie's birthday week.
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We're gonna start celebrating, she said, all O about twenty minutes.
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Right now, let's act.
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As our story opens, brilliant micro surgeon doctor Sylvia Moran
is saying goodbye to one of her patients when a
man interrupts them.
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So, mister Feasley, just keep the wound dressing clean, okay,
and I'll see you in a couple of weeks.
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Thanks, not doctor, doctor, You've got to help me.
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Oh my goodness, what happened?
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Hey?
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Was that my only line? Yes? You can go now, okay,
but you're mean.
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Sorry about that now, sir? What seems to be the problem?
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I work up at the mill and I accidentally sheared
off my fingers. It stings like the dickens. Boss man said,
I should come see you.
Speaker 6 (13:57):
Good call, good call. Okay, give me the fingers and
I'll see what I can do.
Speaker 9 (14:01):
Well.
Speaker 3 (14:02):
I haven't got the fingers.
Speaker 6 (14:04):
What do you mean you don't have the fingers. I'm
a brilliant microsurgeon. I could have put them back on.
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I'm sorry, Why on earth didn't you bring the fingers?
I couldn't pick them up?
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Son of us?
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And how.
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We hope you've enjoyed John Billy and Billy Playhouse.
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You know, rather than yell at me, you could use
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Say, hey, big man, let me hold a dollar?
Speaker 9 (14:42):
Ah?
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Why he no?
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Hak?
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Well hark hot hop? Oh how handy? Everyone? No, that's
l list is l list? Is let list?
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I go holay fast? Is let lest there's less? Oh honey, no,
no God, I'm coming on, you know, I know? Oh what,
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the celebration again in minutes. Big Show rolls all good morning,
Big shows on the radios. Jackie's birthday Weegos aren offul
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little tune from Pillars based on real circumstances in the
life of one of the most wonderful people we know.
Speaker 3 (16:31):
All right, let me tell him Jack priz pact.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
We're gonna play for Jeopardy in sec hat, t shirt,
tumbler and twenty five dollars gas card from Low Tigers.
He went a trip of a lifetime to the eighty
fourth annual Sturgis Motor Soccer Rally and a custom Harley
Davison Performance Backer.
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Go to the Big Show dot Com click on the
law Tiger's Man to get all the info. So I
hain't gonna play four minutes That song.
Speaker 14 (17:09):
Little Jackie got ready for school today was gonna be
a winner.
Speaker 3 (17:15):
Her mama said during girl, it's your turn to go
out and hunt for dinner. So she grabbed her gun.
Speaker 11 (17:23):
Thought it would be fun.
Speaker 14 (17:25):
In the morningside, so she grabbed her gun. She drew
a beat and she did the deed and back the
squirrel for eat tien. After school bus stop and the
local cops said, you too are gonna catch him beat ten.
It's a bad bad day because of that stupid big
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head girl. It's a real bad day because she had
a taste for squirrel eat. Ask her bye, it's the
king of Ballona instead of me and jack he shooting
squirrels at the bus stop. Instead of me and Jackie
shooting squirrels at the.
Speaker 8 (18:06):
Bus stop, the timon would a gun shot n fell?
Speaker 3 (18:23):
Wow?
Speaker 14 (18:23):
Well, the lawyer said that the squirrel is dead, but
there weren't no need to kill it.
Speaker 3 (18:30):
And then the Loma squirrel cried that her baby and fried.
Speaker 14 (18:32):
In a big old, greasy skilling. Lord, it's been a
day because of that dumb, big handed girl, a rout day.
She went and shot a horl squirrel eat after her.
Mack is the king of Ballona.
Speaker 9 (18:51):
Instead of being Jackie shooting squirrels at the bus stop.
Instead of me and Jackie shooting squirrels at the bus stop?
Is that a being chain? Where was at the bus stop?
Speaker 3 (19:12):
Aw? Fun at the bus stops? True story?
Speaker 6 (19:21):
Huh?
Speaker 3 (19:23):
Kind of?
Speaker 1 (19:24):
All right, let's play John boy Jebary all just jump
right in here. One in three of the people who
were bitten by one of these are drunk at the time,
and one in five are tattooed.
Speaker 3 (19:40):
What what that means?
Speaker 1 (19:44):
One and three of the people who were bitten by
one of these are drunk at the time, and one
in five are tattooed. Oh Isa, we're describing what the
people one in three look like that is bitten by
one of these. Oh hooker, Well that could be mean.
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What's y'all got one eight hundred Big Show you told
free Live? We played John boyd Jeopardy. Next, Good Morning,
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This makes show on the radio. We all go and
do this Monday morning together in May twentieth. Already, look
at today's feature track from the Big Show. Bit Box
broddy by, show him on his speedway and the co
Cola six hundred. This Sunday, Marvin Webster the White People's
Mall versus the Black People's Mall. I got mar he
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wears white mall when he hit the Big Box at
the Big Show Dot Common.
Speaker 3 (21:05):
Right now, let's play yell s live across America.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
It's John Boy Jeopardy and now a man who says
he was once bitten by a drunk guy who.
Speaker 3 (21:16):
Had just gotten a tattoo at the White People's Mall.
He's ton Boy.
Speaker 1 (21:27):
Let's say hated Chris out of Florence, South Carolina. Good morning, Chris,
Good morning, hey, little buddy. First up, first shot at
John Boy Jeopardy for the week. A lot of pressure here, Chris.
So one in three of the people who were bitten
by one of these we established their drunk at the time,
and one in five were tattooed.
Speaker 3 (21:49):
What is it, Chris, did you say ham go with No, No,
I'm gonna go with I don't know, snake, go with snake?
All right? Is it snake?
Speaker 14 (22:10):
Yes it is?
Speaker 3 (22:18):
I'm calling Okay, all right, man, let me say I
was just taking a back.
Speaker 1 (22:22):
You do any further research on this random No, it'sious,
just a statistical fisher.
Speaker 3 (22:27):
Staff love me holding, love it.
Speaker 10 (22:30):
Hold look at my tattoos, some of them having them
little mouses on them.
Speaker 1 (22:47):
All right, man, Chras will good work down to Florence. Barty,
you got big long tiger's prize backhead you away. Oh,
thank y'all so much.
Speaker 3 (22:56):
Long time listener to all right, but he appreciates getting me. Yeah,
why the money?
Speaker 10 (23:08):
I worried?
Speaker 1 (23:08):
Top of your news brand new dumb crooked news edition Specialize.
Speaker 3 (23:15):
I tell you about it on the other side of
this report. Good morning.
Speaker 1 (23:53):
That's a big Sean the radio rolle it to your
on Monday, tell you about dumb cook news about twenty minutes.
Special Florida Man. Addition was inspired by this Florida man's story.
In nineteen ninety one, Abandon attempted to hold up a
Florida supermarket wearing a paper bag over his head. He
had eye holes cut so he could see, but when
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he moved, the bag would shift and he couldn't see.
So he was trying toust a bag and it tore,
and to expose his face and allow a clerk to
recognize him as one of the store's regular customers.
Speaker 3 (24:28):
Herb, she said. She said, Freddy, what are you doing?
Speaker 9 (24:33):
Son?
Speaker 3 (24:33):
Huh?
Speaker 1 (24:34):
Abandoned sheeplessly. I know you're right, I'm sorry, and left
the store. She still called the copy that he was
a resident short dobb layer bul Freddy.
Speaker 9 (24:46):
What are.
Speaker 3 (24:48):
Freddy? Got finger? Hadn't you heard? I know you're right,
I'm sorry. Still got a residue gone anyway.
Speaker 1 (24:58):
So we have dumb crooks news, nothing but Florida man,
all right, So our favorite stories out of Florida, it
will celebrate in lessen twenty minutes.
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Big Joe Rose on.
Speaker 1 (25:36):
Good Morning it's a big show on the radio for
your Monday, May twentieth.
Speaker 3 (25:43):
It's time for dumb crook.
Speaker 1 (25:45):
News, dumbgruk stories sending from you the big show listeners
from all over the world. The address will follow this
report and today we're featuring a special Florida Man edition.
A twenty two year old New Port Richie, Florida man
called nine to one one and demanded a ride home.
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When the operator politely offered to call the man a cab,
he said he didn't have any money and proceeded to
yell and curse at the operator before hanging up. And
a few minutes later, apparently unsatisfied with the previous outcome,
the man called back made the same demand. Well, this
time the operator said she would send someone right away. Well,
he got a ride to the Pasco County Jail, where
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he was arrested for miss use of the nine to
one one system and you'll brace yourself possession of marijuana.
Speaker 3 (26:38):
Tolt, you had, Mickey stupid.
Speaker 1 (26:41):
While conducting a routine strip search, jail officials found three
syringes hidden in the rectum of a forty year old
Panelas County, Florida man. An officer's questioned a man. He
claimed these syringes weren't his.
Speaker 3 (27:00):
He had no idea how they got there, wasn't me.
Speaker 8 (27:04):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (27:06):
He was charged with smuggling contraband into a correctional facility.
A sixty one year old Daytona Beach, Florida man has
been charged with aggravated assault and battery with a deadly
weapon after he stormed out of his apartment at around
one point fifteen am and began yelling obscenities at two
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young women who were parked and listening to loud music.
A third woman not involved in the incident since he
witnessed the altercation from across the lot.
Speaker 3 (27:38):
Well.
Speaker 1 (27:38):
The witness stated that a man wearing a bathroom a
T shirt and boxer shorts came out of an apartment
yelling at the women to turn down their music. The
women refused and taunted the man as he became more angry.
Speaker 3 (27:49):
Good idea.
Speaker 1 (27:50):
At one point the man shouted he was quote fixing
to air it out, and then went back inside of
his apartment, But the women took that slang fla he
was going to get a gun, so they called the police.
Speaker 3 (28:04):
Well, the Windes stated when he came back out of
his apartment.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
He pulled a can of raid rope spray from his
right road pocket and sprayed both women in the face,
dropped the can to the ground, and then pulled some
numb chucks from his other pocket, which he began spinning
and flipping to threaten the women. He then hit their
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car several times just as police were arriving. So according
to one officer's report, I arrived on the scene to
find an agitated male aggressively swinging nunchucks and threatening two
female passengers inside a park vehicle. As I exited my cruiser,
I saw the man inadvertently strike himself in the forehead
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with the numbchucks and then staggered backwards and weakly tossed
the nunchucks at the car as he fell over the curve.
The car was not damaged. The man was taken in
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the custody without further incident. Uh Daytona Beach medics responded
to the scene to treat any injuries, which Abbi David
says included a small cut to the man's forehead resulting
from a self inflicted nun chuck's hit. The man was
booked in the jail without bond. His mugshot shows a
cut and not on his forehead, which is right.
Speaker 3 (29:39):
If you have dumb crook news.
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Mail to dumb Crook News John Boyn Billy p O
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Show dot com. Good more than the Big Shows on
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Speaker 11 (30:01):
Good morning, this is Big Show. Plastic surgeon doctor Holland
p Win. I fixed Jackie Twins, Randy's butt and Smarty
Morty's massive man hooded. Next up on the John Boy
and Billy Big Show Life Oh for John Boy shin
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extensions for Billy and Tata.
Speaker 3 (30:26):
Sorry but a brain transplanted a little lot of my league.
But I'll take a whack at it. I mean, what
could it be?
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Good morning bike shows on the radio. Coming up, we'll
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hang on, we'll play for that and manes verse back
to the celebration of Jaggie's birthday. Man we go back
when Barry White trying to get some RBI coupon. We're
still trying to get some subway coupons from nephew Steph.
Speaker 3 (32:58):
Yeah you fine, Well, let's celebrate that.
Speaker 1 (33:03):
Here is This is our celebrating I'm making air clothes
of Jackie's birthday?
Speaker 11 (33:08):
Is it?
Speaker 3 (33:14):
Wow?
Speaker 4 (33:15):
Look who decided to finally pay a visit the round
mound of sound.
Speaker 11 (33:20):
What'd you do?
Speaker 3 (33:21):
Come by to pick up your mail?
Speaker 10 (33:24):
Oh?
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Lord, here we go.
Speaker 4 (33:29):
You want to lie down, take your big ass out
on the sofa and lie down in the living room.
Don't be coming in here with that, Oh, babyshepher with me.
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You hear what I'm saying.
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Yeah, you got no idea how it feels either. You
ain't been hearing so long. Well, you could just keep
your big, old, nasty ass hands piggy sell. No, no, no,
I ain't trying to hear that. You think you can
just come in here with that? I love you and
everything's gonna be all right.
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Whatever.
Speaker 4 (34:05):
Ruing your fingers through your own hair Betty, Yet, how
about running some shampoo through that nasty head. That stuff's
so greasy. It looks like it's got about eleven herbs
and spices.
Speaker 13 (34:13):
And speaking of food, did you bring me some Arvy's coupon?
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Could you do that for your wife?
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I saw your new video on BT I saw that
little tramp singing ooh baby baby. I bet you bought
her some Arves's coupon. You better ease up out of
my face before something bad happen to you closer. What
is that nasty smelling stuff you're wearing. Hey, it's called cologne,
not marinate you funky? All right, that's it. Take your
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very white ass down to the holiday inns and don't
come back up here to You got some Arvy's coupons
and some rent money. Okay, they get the funk out
of my face?
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Thank you.
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H on the microphone over, Hey, let's play Beat the
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Run away.
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All right there. Man was sitting down. I heard what
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Right man, I know we were talking about that with
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when I hit Nucksy took him deep in the right
field after he tried to slip the funny one by men.
Randy has no idea what I'm talking about. But y'all,
but y'all, do you know Phil Necro knuggleballer from the
Atlanta Braid.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
What I have in my mental picture is a is
a guy throwing a rubber chicken at you. That's all funny.
One I got funny with no man. So everything's all
right good. We got a brand new weak and we're
gonna play and we're gonna be surprised. I mean, why
why were y'all go ahead? And asked? Why were y'all
spelling necros?
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Okay, yeah, he's eighty one. Now did you know that?
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He was.
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In twenty twenty. He was eighty one, yes, sir, so
that means he's but he's eighty five.
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He stopped aging.
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So when did he pass away?
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Passed away? December twenty six?
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Okay, it was eighty one.
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Oh god, I was afraid of that. She'll a's handsome
about it. But now I remember now that you mentioned,
of course we were. Oh man, maybe him giving up
a hit to you is?
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What did it meant? You just said, oh, that makes
me feel a lot better.
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All right, Well, all right, we'll memories good, We're gonna
have good memories here.
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And let's see, we got three days and history saved up.
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I'll get the win and beginning. So we were ride
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Give it three days in history where we'll glean our
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Great way to wake up thinking about thirteen ten. Hey,
you're getting up ready to go to work in the
thirteen hundreds, and hey, it was we of these shoes.
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One's for the right and one is for the left.
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It was the first time since the fall of the
Roman Empire they made right and left shoes.
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Hey, do you like it better? When I hacked out
the days? I'm entertained? That's what I'm going for it.
Nineteen fifty six.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Oh and what may be Major League Baseball's wildest pitch. Oh,
somebody's gonna have to verify this. Look it up and
see if we've had another one since. So nineteen fifty six,
the bass slipped out of the hand of Washington Senator
left hander Chuck Stobbs and landed thirty rows up in
the stands. It was the first bay side of home plate.
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So that sounds, you know, slived out thirty rows up
sounds Yeah, you haven't hard to beat.
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We'll check on that. And finally on the State No. One.
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Burglars entered the warehouse near Akuala Lumpur, Malaysia, disconnected the
video security system, and made off with five hundred and
twenty six thousand dollars worth of extra strength throat loungereses
lodgenses lodging Thank you. Police said the warehouse was full
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of other idols, but only the lunges were take That's crazy.
So I need where's our three dates in history? So
let's do what the categories one eight hundred Big Show
you told free line. We'll play out birds next.
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pitches ready to go.
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The boot shod.
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I go.
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All right, yeah, I need to get on the news here.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
Uh really looked that up about the wild pitch and
it looks like a lot of words.
Speaker 3 (09:19):
So I'm gonna have to have to study this.
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Here.
Speaker 3 (09:22):
I recap it for you, but I didn't understand most
of what I read. Yeah, that's the thing about it.
Days you out of there waiting, naha what you usually
handle here? So I'll have to do it myself. Okay,
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good morning, it's a big showing the radio.
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Got the kneal on the wild pictures coming up just
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That's done by Robert url Keane is band lying a.
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Bit your city You Sometimes I don't know what I'm doing.
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Come on Jack and get ready to say anybody.
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Sometimes on my days are filled with right.
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Sim trevored down left subad.
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Things ain't going my way because there's always someone swirming
in my line. You keep swirming in my line and
it's causing lots of things.
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I'm a honking on my horror.
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I'm shooting you the ping, keep switching.
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On my bride lines.
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It's just too.
Speaker 12 (11:16):
When you're swerving all lives Pie way, you're running someone
off the ride. The day Joe Way, I thought I
never never could love another. How else could I feed?
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But bowing you run into.
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Me, I can't believe I could not see her.
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I'll tank up the ones at the waiting.
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To keep swarming in my life, just causing lots of
that names.
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I'm gonna cussing out your name. I'm shooting you the fine.
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I keep switching on my bride lights. But you're just
too dempty now when you're swerving.
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All lights ho by, you're.
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Running someone off the ride.
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Driving a big show, good morning.
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That's a makesh on the radiofessive times.
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Here's Jaggie's birthday week.
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We're gonna start celebrating, she said, all O about twenty minutes.
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Right now, let's act.
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Hello friends, your old bird Fern here, and welcome to
John Boy and Billy Playhouse.
Speaker 3 (13:19):
Today's episode give me the finger.
Speaker 13 (13:23):
As our story opens, brilliant micro surgeon doctor Sylvia Moran
is saying goodbye to one of her patients when a
man interrupts them.
Speaker 6 (13:31):
So, mister Feasley, just keep the wound dressing clean, okay,
and I'll see you in a couple of weeks.
Speaker 3 (13:35):
Thanks, not doctor, doctor, You've got to help me.
Speaker 6 (13:38):
Oh my goodness, what happened?
Speaker 2 (13:40):
Hey?
Speaker 3 (13:40):
Was that my only line? Yes? You can go now, okay,
but you're mean.
Speaker 6 (13:46):
Sorry about that now, sir? What seems to be the problem?
Speaker 3 (13:49):
I work up at the mill and I accidentally sheared
off my fingers. It stings like the dickens. Boss man said,
I should come see you.
Speaker 6 (13:57):
Good call, good call. Okay, give me the fingers and
I'll see what I can do.
Speaker 9 (14:01):
Well.
Speaker 3 (14:02):
I haven't got the fingers.
Speaker 6 (14:04):
What do you mean you don't have the fingers. I'm
a brilliant microsurgeon. I could have put them back on.
Speaker 3 (14:09):
I'm sorry, Why on earth didn't you bring the fingers?
I couldn't pick them up?
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Son of us?
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And how.
Speaker 3 (14:23):
We hope you've enjoyed John Billy and Billy Playhouse.
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You know, rather than yell at me, you could use
your fingers to undo those top two buttons. Tune in
next time when we'll hear the Mills Errant finger collector.
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Say, hey, big man, let me hold a dollar?
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Ah?
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Why he no?
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Hak?
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Well hark hot hop? Oh how handy? Everyone? No, that's
l list is l list? Is let list?
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I go holay fast? Is let lest there's less? Oh honey, no,
no God, I'm coming on, you know, I know? Oh what,
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good morning, it's b sure on the radio.
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Big shows on the radios. Jackie's birthday Weegos aren offul
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little tune from Pillars based on real circumstances in the
life of one of the most wonderful people we know.
Speaker 3 (16:31):
All right, let me tell him Jack priz pact.
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We're gonna play for Jeopardy in sec hat, t shirt,
tumbler and twenty five dollars gas card from Low Tigers.
He went a trip of a lifetime to the eighty
fourth annual Sturgis Motor Soccer Rally and a custom Harley
Davison Performance Backer.
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Go to the Big Show dot Com click on the
law Tiger's Man to get all the info. So I
hain't gonna play four minutes That song.
Speaker 14 (17:09):
Little Jackie got ready for school today was gonna be
a winner.
Speaker 3 (17:15):
Her mama said during girl, it's your turn to go
out and hunt for dinner. So she grabbed her gun.
Speaker 11 (17:23):
Thought it would be fun.
Speaker 14 (17:25):
In the morningside, so she grabbed her gun. She drew
a beat and she did the deed and back the
squirrel for eat tien. After school bus stop and the
local cops said, you too are gonna catch him beat ten.
It's a bad bad day because of that stupid big
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head girl. It's a real bad day because she had
a taste for squirrel eat. Ask her bye, it's the
king of Ballona instead of me and jack he shooting
squirrels at the bus stop. Instead of me and Jackie
shooting squirrels at the.
Speaker 8 (18:06):
Bus stop, the timon would a gun shot n fell?
Speaker 3 (18:23):
Wow?
Speaker 14 (18:23):
Well, the lawyer said that the squirrel is dead, but
there weren't no need to kill it.
Speaker 3 (18:30):
And then the Loma squirrel cried that her baby and fried.
Speaker 14 (18:32):
In a big old, greasy skilling. Lord, it's been a
day because of that dumb, big handed girl, a rout day.
She went and shot a horl squirrel eat after her.
Mack is the king of Ballona.
Speaker 9 (18:51):
Instead of being Jackie shooting squirrels at the bus stop.
Instead of me and Jackie shooting squirrels at the bus stop?
Is that a being chain? Where was at the bus stop?
Speaker 3 (19:12):
Aw? Fun at the bus stops? True story?
Speaker 6 (19:21):
Huh?
Speaker 3 (19:23):
Kind of?
Speaker 1 (19:24):
All right, let's play John boy Jebary all just jump
right in here. One in three of the people who
were bitten by one of these are drunk at the time,
and one in five are tattooed.
Speaker 3 (19:40):
What what that means?
Speaker 1 (19:44):
One and three of the people who were bitten by
one of these are drunk at the time, and one
in five are tattooed. Oh Isa, we're describing what the
people one in three look like that is bitten by
one of these. Oh hooker, Well that could be mean.
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What's y'all got one eight hundred Big Show you told
free Live? We played John boyd Jeopardy. Next, Good Morning,
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This makes show on the radio. We all go and
do this Monday morning together in May twentieth. Already, look
at today's feature track from the Big Show. Bit Box
broddy by, show him on his speedway and the co
Cola six hundred. This Sunday, Marvin Webster the White People's
Mall versus the Black People's Mall. I got mar he
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wears white mall when he hit the Big Box at
the Big Show Dot Common.
Speaker 3 (21:05):
Right now, let's play yell s live across America.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
It's John Boy Jeopardy and now a man who says
he was once bitten by a drunk guy who.
Speaker 3 (21:16):
Had just gotten a tattoo at the White People's Mall.
He's ton Boy.
Speaker 1 (21:27):
Let's say hated Chris out of Florence, South Carolina. Good morning, Chris,
Good morning, hey, little buddy. First up, first shot at
John Boy Jeopardy for the week. A lot of pressure here, Chris.
So one in three of the people who were bitten
by one of these we established their drunk at the time,
and one in five were tattooed.
Speaker 3 (21:49):
What is it, Chris, did you say ham go with No, No,
I'm gonna go with I don't know, snake, go with snake?
All right? Is it snake?
Speaker 14 (22:10):
Yes it is?
Speaker 3 (22:18):
I'm calling Okay, all right, man, let me say I
was just taking a back.
Speaker 1 (22:22):
You do any further research on this random No, it'sious,
just a statistical fisher.
Speaker 3 (22:27):
Staff love me holding, love it.
Speaker 10 (22:30):
Hold look at my tattoos, some of them having them
little mouses on them.
Speaker 1 (22:47):
All right, man, Chras will good work down to Florence. Barty,
you got big long tiger's prize backhead you away. Oh,
thank y'all so much.
Speaker 3 (22:56):
Long time listener to all right, but he appreciates getting me. Yeah,
why the money?
Speaker 10 (23:08):
I worried?
Speaker 1 (23:08):
Top of your news brand new dumb crooked news edition Specialize.
Speaker 3 (23:15):
I tell you about it on the other side of
this report. Good morning.
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That's a big Sean the radio rolle it to your
on Monday, tell you about dumb cook news about twenty minutes.
Special Florida Man. Addition was inspired by this Florida man's story.
In nineteen ninety one, Abandon attempted to hold up a
Florida supermarket wearing a paper bag over his head. He
had eye holes cut so he could see, but when
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he moved, the bag would shift and he couldn't see.
So he was trying toust a bag and it tore,
and to expose his face and allow a clerk to
recognize him as one of the store's regular customers.
Speaker 3 (24:28):
Herb, she said. She said, Freddy, what are you doing?
Speaker 9 (24:33):
Son?
Speaker 3 (24:33):
Huh?
Speaker 1 (24:34):
Abandoned sheeplessly. I know you're right, I'm sorry, and left
the store. She still called the copy that he was
a resident short dobb layer bul Freddy.
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What are.
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Freddy? Got finger? Hadn't you heard? I know you're right,
I'm sorry. Still got a residue gone anyway.
Speaker 1 (24:58):
So we have dumb crooks news, nothing but Florida man,
all right, So our favorite stories out of Florida, it
will celebrate in lessen twenty minutes.
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Big Joe Rose on.
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Good Morning it's a big show on the radio for
your Monday, May twentieth.
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It's time for dumb crook.
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News, dumbgruk stories sending from you the big show listeners
from all over the world. The address will follow this
report and today we're featuring a special Florida Man edition.
A twenty two year old New Port Richie, Florida man
called nine to one one and demanded a ride home.
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When the operator politely offered to call the man a cab,
he said he didn't have any money and proceeded to
yell and curse at the operator before hanging up. And
a few minutes later, apparently unsatisfied with the previous outcome,
the man called back made the same demand. Well, this
time the operator said she would send someone right away. Well,
he got a ride to the Pasco County Jail, where
(26:30):
he was arrested for miss use of the nine to
one one system and you'll brace yourself possession of marijuana.
Speaker 3 (26:38):
Tolt, you had, Mickey stupid.
Speaker 1 (26:41):
While conducting a routine strip search, jail officials found three
syringes hidden in the rectum of a forty year old
Panelas County, Florida man. An officer's questioned a man. He
claimed these syringes weren't his.
Speaker 3 (27:00):
He had no idea how they got there, wasn't me.
Speaker 8 (27:04):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (27:06):
He was charged with smuggling contraband into a correctional facility.
A sixty one year old Daytona Beach, Florida man has
been charged with aggravated assault and battery with a deadly
weapon after he stormed out of his apartment at around
one point fifteen am and began yelling obscenities at two
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young women who were parked and listening to loud music.
A third woman not involved in the incident since he
witnessed the altercation from across the lot.
Speaker 3 (27:38):
Well.
Speaker 1 (27:38):
The witness stated that a man wearing a bathroom a
T shirt and boxer shorts came out of an apartment
yelling at the women to turn down their music. The
women refused and taunted the man as he became more angry.
Speaker 3 (27:49):
Good idea.
Speaker 1 (27:50):
At one point the man shouted he was quote fixing
to air it out, and then went back inside of
his apartment, But the women took that slang fla he
was going to get a gun, so they called the police.
Speaker 3 (28:04):
Well, the Windes stated when he came back out of
his apartment.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
He pulled a can of raid rope spray from his
right road pocket and sprayed both women in the face,
dropped the can to the ground, and then pulled some
numb chucks from his other pocket, which he began spinning
and flipping to threaten the women. He then hit their
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car several times just as police were arriving. So according
to one officer's report, I arrived on the scene to
find an agitated male aggressively swinging nunchucks and threatening two
female passengers inside a park vehicle. As I exited my cruiser,
I saw the man inadvertently strike himself in the forehead
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with the numbchucks and then staggered backwards and weakly tossed
the nunchucks at the car as he fell over the curve.
The car was not damaged. The man was taken in
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the custody without further incident. Uh Daytona Beach medics responded
to the scene to treat any injuries, which Abbi David
says included a small cut to the man's forehead resulting
from a self inflicted nun chuck's hit. The man was
booked in the jail without bond. His mugshot shows a
cut and not on his forehead, which is right.
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Good morning, this is Big Show. Plastic surgeon doctor Holland
p Win. I fixed Jackie Twins, Randy's butt and Smarty
Morty's massive man hooded. Next up on the John Boy
and Billy Big Show Life Oh for John Boy shin
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extensions for Billy and Tata.
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Sorry but a brain transplanted a little lot of my league.
But I'll take a whack at it. I mean, what
could it be?
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Gonna see what it is, y'all jewelry. It's gonna be
looking good from Anvil's cachet. Then't even tooled around neighborhood
on your electric bikes from Soul e Bikes. And of
course the brand new custom Harley Davison is at the
Performance Bicker. So way you do click on the banner
(32:18):
log Tigers at the Big Show dot com. It'll take
you right there, or go straight to stylingan Sturgis dot com.
Good morning bike shows on the radio. Coming up, we'll
play Beating the Blonde for a Redmax prize pack. Redmax
make some best Stremmers, some blowers and commercial zero turn moores.
(32:38):
Got a two year unlimited hour warning. Kawasaki Engines heavy
duty fabricated deck mole like a pro with Redmax. All right,
hang on, we'll play for that and manes verse back
to the celebration of Jaggie's birthday. Man we go back
when Barry White trying to get some RBI coupon. We're
still trying to get some subway coupons from nephew Steph.
Speaker 3 (32:58):
Yeah you fine, Well, let's celebrate that.
Speaker 1 (33:03):
Here is This is our celebrating I'm making air clothes
of Jackie's birthday?
Speaker 11 (33:08):
Is it?
Speaker 3 (33:14):
Wow?
Speaker 4 (33:15):
Look who decided to finally pay a visit the round
mound of sound.
Speaker 11 (33:20):
What'd you do?
Speaker 3 (33:21):
Come by to pick up your mail?
Speaker 10 (33:24):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (33:25):
Lord, here we go.
Speaker 4 (33:29):
You want to lie down, take your big ass out
on the sofa and lie down in the living room.
Don't be coming in here with that, Oh, babyshepher with me.
Speaker 8 (33:37):
You hear what I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (33:41):
Yeah, you got no idea how it feels either. You
ain't been hearing so long. Well, you could just keep
your big, old, nasty ass hands piggy sell. No, no, no,
I ain't trying to hear that. You think you can
just come in here with that? I love you and
everything's gonna be all right.
Speaker 3 (34:01):
Whatever.
Speaker 4 (34:05):
Ruing your fingers through your own hair Betty, Yet, how
about running some shampoo through that nasty head. That stuff's
so greasy. It looks like it's got about eleven herbs
and spices.
Speaker 13 (34:13):
And speaking of food, did you bring me some Arvy's coupon?
Speaker 3 (34:17):
Could you do that for your wife?
Speaker 4 (34:18):
I saw your new video on BT I saw that
little tramp singing ooh baby baby. I bet you bought
her some Arves's coupon. You better ease up out of
my face before something bad happen to you closer. What
is that nasty smelling stuff you're wearing. Hey, it's called cologne,
not marinate you funky? All right, that's it. Take your
(34:40):
very white ass down to the holiday inns and don't
come back up here to You got some Arvy's coupons
and some rent money. Okay, they get the funk out
of my face?
Speaker 3 (34:56):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (34:58):
H on the microphone over, Hey, let's play Beat the
Blonde without girl taintor she don't mind one eight hundred
big shows you told Freeline across America.
Speaker 3 (35:07):
We're going to contestant name play next
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