May 22, 2024 • 39 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Good morning. There's a big should radio.
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Hell are you Lindsey premise?
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Here?
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When I'm on this side of the pond, I get
my daily dose of culture and edification every morning from
these two delightful lads, John Boy and Billy right here on.
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The big show.
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You know, I hate to break it to you, boys,
but where I come from, you're all Yankees.
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Who will?
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I thought it was funny.
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Vana.
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It is Wednesday, May eighth, twenty and twenty four, big
shows on the radio.
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A piano to the Maybe eight is it? That's what
it says. But that ain't right in time? Oh my,
hey when.
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You oh yeah, man five twenty two, twenty four, Okay,
we got it them. Well, good morning. We figured out
what day it is. We are on a roll. Well
we knew it was Wednesday right off about here we
are humping through hunt days.
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Why it feelsday?
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National by Musical Instrument Day? Do that National Vanilla Pudding Day,
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That's the card game?
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They don't really celebrate that.
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I don't think this National Maritime Day recognize is the
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did they call them in the maritime, the sailors. It
wasn't sailors, it was a word. And I was thinking
when I was young that I wanted to be one,
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maybe like a merchant marine or something like that. That
sound be that's a tough job.
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Oh, you don't want to do anything sweaty pirate.
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That's what I want to do.
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So we'll figure that out a little later. This morning.
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I urt right, but hit the Big Show dot com.
(09:27):
Good Wednesday morning, May twenty second. You got the Big
Show on the radio. Wells been a while since our
next guest paid us a visit. Buddy's here now, so
please welcome international star of stage and screen, the one
and only Alan Swan.
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Stand upside names and unless y'all prepared to go beyond
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Misters one is me John Boy, John Boy.
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Good heavens, when did you star working for the TSA?
Mister Swan, You're in the Big Show studios. Oh, thank heavens,
signor Bombacelli, May I remind you to wake me up
before I start walking?
Speaker 1 (10:12):
Do I hear you just got back from overseas making
a movie.
Speaker 4 (10:15):
As a matter of fact, I just wrapped on a
picture in Australia about a man hooked on plastic surgery.
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What's the title?
Speaker 3 (10:23):
Back to the Suture.
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Australia. Wow, that's a long plane ride. Do you enjoy
flying if the liquor is free?
Speaker 4 (10:33):
Yes, but alas the airlines these days are not what
they used to be. On my way over, our departure
was delayed. The stewardess said, it's all right. It's just
that the pilot didn't like the sound one of the
engines was making, and it's taking us a while to
find a new pilot.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
It all went okay. Then i'd have been scared to death.
Speaker 4 (10:55):
I don't fair death, John bought. I fear the drake
cat running out of gym. Well, well you must have
seen it all. Flying for all these years.
Speaker 3 (11:04):
Started in my twenties.
Speaker 4 (11:06):
The first plane I flew on was so old it
had an outdoor toilet. Indeed, a stunt pilot on my
third film, Swashed Bucklers in the sky took me up
in a two seater.
Speaker 3 (11:21):
He did a.
Speaker 4 (11:22):
Corkscrew, looped the loop, and then stalled into a free
fall towards the crowd below. He said, half the people
down there think we're going to have an accident, And
I replied, lad, half the people up here, I've already
had one.
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That was like a real dar devil.
Speaker 11 (11:40):
He was.
Speaker 4 (11:41):
I wouldn't say he was reckless, but he had a
habit of never checking the train schedule before flying through
the tunnel.
Speaker 5 (11:47):
Woh well, statistically, flying is still the safest way to travel.
Speaker 3 (11:51):
Yes, but if that's the case, why do they call
the airport a terminal.
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Good point.
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and I have a dining assignation at the crapper Barrel.
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Cracker barrel.
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Oh, this is the food truck beside the waist treatment pack.
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Ladies and gentlemen, Allen Swile, the world's greatest actor.
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See what I mean?
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She was.
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Adorable.
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Right now, it's time for Taylor Tayman news. Here's our girl,
Marcy Tator and morean.
Speaker 6 (15:35):
Hello, So, I know this is gonna shock a lot
of you, but there's some breakup news in the in
the tabloids. Oh, it does not look like j Lo
and Ben Affleck are gonna make it.
Speaker 5 (15:49):
Well.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
I sworried to death it was gonna be Travis and Trailer.
Speaker 6 (15:52):
No, oh no, no, Taylor and Travis. They just had
a romantic getaway in Italy. We'll not a getaway. She's working,
but they had a lovely time and a nice mansion.
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You know, privately, And she's working on a new album.
Speaker 6 (16:05):
So she's dropped a new album. There's always one in
the works, you're right, So yeah. Rumors swirled last week
that they were continuing to have problems, and then Ben
was spotted at another residence and then his swords close
to him. Uh confirmed it that he has come to
(16:27):
his senses and he's he can't make it work.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
He's come to his sense.
Speaker 6 (16:30):
Well, that's what they said, that's what the insider said.
The insider said, quote, if there was a way to
divorce on grounds of temporary insanity.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
He would wow.
Speaker 3 (16:40):
He said.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
It's a combination of things.
Speaker 6 (16:42):
But their fame is at least part of the issue,
because apparently Ben has a very different approach when it
comes to media attention. I don't know if you've seen
him out uh in getting attention, but he don't like it.
He does not smile, he does not like.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
Being interviewed, does not like it.
Speaker 6 (16:57):
Leave me alone, get off my launch and jalokay. So
he's been having a very hard time these last two
years having to deal with with those differences. The insider
said that the he's working hard to find a new
place to stay. And this is all according to page six,
(17:19):
like to stay, like to move out and go.
Speaker 1 (17:21):
And like literally in a house, like literally in his mind.
Speaker 3 (17:25):
Oh, he's been.
Speaker 6 (17:26):
He's been in his happy place in his mind a
long time. So some good news justin Bieber and his
model wife are expecting a baby. Oh right, so he
is growing up. I tell you what, he's thirty, starting
to have a family. In twenty two, you know, he
was diagnosed with Ramsey Hunt syndrome and that's a rare
(17:46):
neurological syndrome that or disorder that paralyzes his facial nerve
and so like half of his body. Yeah, so half
this faces is paralyzed. He hasn't been performing. I don't
know if he retired before that, before the syndrome.
Speaker 1 (18:02):
But yeah, so they are.
Speaker 3 (18:05):
And getting ready to have a baber baby.
Speaker 6 (18:08):
Some good news for the w NBA seems like the
appears that Delta Airlines will serve as the official charter
airline for the WNBA league.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
So that's good news.
Speaker 6 (18:17):
That is good news because apparently they just traveled like
the rest of us before, and they would be put
up with delays and waiting in long lines and being
in crab seats. Now they have a whole plane to themselves,
they can stretch out.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
I don't know, Caitlin Clark herd her ankle this week,
it might be off. That's Michaelshika's better.
Speaker 15 (18:33):
Before we started flying the soon she'll be checking a
lot of pressure over She'll be checking into Hotel.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
Curry over there.
Speaker 6 (18:42):
But this is a sign of good growth for the WNBA.
The move means no more waiting, like I said in
long Lines. ESPN reports that the program is expected to
cost an estimated twenty five million a year. Though, so
the players are excited because now they can get home
and rest after the game. They don't have to, you know,
deal with the travel. And some bad news for the
(19:03):
Dutch and Duchesses of Sucket. Prince Harry Megan Markle's charity
is in some trouble. According to NBC News, the organization
has been found delinquent in California and cannot raise money
because the state has determined that Archwell Foundation is not
paid it's annual registration fees or submitted an annual report.
So the NBC News reforce that the group's check was
(19:26):
lost in the mail was the excuse, but the payment
has been resubmitted and that the issue is expected.
Speaker 3 (19:31):
To be resolved within days.
Speaker 6 (19:33):
Mailed their check Well.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
Checks in the mail. Oh good, crazy workout, Thank you
wh that report.
Speaker 5 (19:47):
Let's get us a winner. Let's play John boyd Jeopardy
Review yesterday's question. We're going by location count alone. This
well known company is by far the number one franchise
company in the world seven eleven.
Speaker 6 (20:02):
And I keep seeing them being built.
Speaker 5 (20:04):
Yeah, seventy eight four hundred locations. Next closest McDonald's with
forty thousand locations going up. All right, Today's John Boy Jeopardy.
Let's go to the International Snake Bite Foundation. We've been
learning about snake.
Speaker 1 (20:20):
Bites very popular.
Speaker 5 (20:22):
If you are bitten by a snake, you should get
to a hospital right away and for proper treatment. The
doctor will need.
Speaker 6 (20:30):
To know this if it's still in your pants.
Speaker 1 (20:36):
Oh what let drinking? Buddy Luck? Oh what's y'all? God
one ain't hundred? Big Show?
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You told free Line. We go to We get a winter,
We play John boyd Jeopardy. Next, Good Morning. It's a
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big show on the radio for your Wednesday, May twenty.
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Second Home Day.
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These featured track from The Big Show Big Box brought
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It's John boyd Jempany and now a man whose first
thought when hearing snake bite is a joke. He can't
tell on the radio, but it ends with Tanto telling
the lone Ranger he's gonna die.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
He's John Boy.
Speaker 6 (22:05):
I am.
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Say hey the Jimmy out of Micalla, Alabama. Good morning, Jimmy, Good.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
Morning John Boy and the whole gang.
Speaker 9 (22:15):
And how we all this morning?
Speaker 8 (22:17):
Man?
Speaker 1 (22:17):
We are all good, Jimmy. He sounds like you're doing Yeah,
we are too.
Speaker 16 (22:22):
Yeah, Yeah, I'm hanging.
Speaker 15 (22:26):
Where's the longtime color finally got back in there?
Speaker 1 (22:31):
There's your move way, Jimmy.
Speaker 5 (22:34):
Well you got the first, you got the first shot
at and see what you know about snake. So according
to International Snake Bite Foundation, okay, so if you bitten
by snake, get to a hospital and for proper treatment,
the doctor will need.
Speaker 17 (22:50):
To know this.
Speaker 5 (22:55):
Your symptoms, you.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
Say, your symptoms?
Speaker 17 (23:01):
You all right?
Speaker 5 (23:08):
He's like everybody was guessing what kind of snake you're
supposed to.
Speaker 1 (23:14):
God, let's say, you know, hunt the snake down and take.
Speaker 9 (23:17):
It with you.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
Don't do that, don't do that. First of all, you'll
probably get bitten again. First of all.
Speaker 15 (23:23):
Second of all, the doctor doesn't know deadly about snakes,
and he's not going to trust the opinion of the
you know, janitor who's arguing with the nurse. Is it
a cotton mouth or it's a big deal?
Speaker 5 (23:37):
You're it's not a good idea. But for some reason,
that's one that I know lives. Tales man.
Speaker 1 (23:42):
I thought it all my life. You don't do that
and and do not cut and suck, you know, And
that reminds me about that Tonto joke. But Jimmy, good work,
do you, buddy?
Speaker 9 (23:54):
We got you that big.
Speaker 5 (23:57):
Down All right, yes, let me give it out there.
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Please go ahead.
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I like to get a big shout out to my wife,
Wilma d and the company that I started work would
Robbie D.
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Wood down here in Mobile, Alabama.
Speaker 1 (24:13):
And that's all I need to say. Yeah, the one
of your listeners over there too.
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Well, we appreciate, appreciate y'all, boys, sir, I appreciate y'all.
Speaker 9 (24:25):
I appreciate everything you do.
Speaker 1 (24:27):
For everything you do do.
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Brokay I on.
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Why the money out with Tommy? You knew it was
right on the other side our time capsule. There's May
twenty a second. Oh j D is celebrating the May races.
Speaker 17 (24:51):
Wait a minute, this is the award winning John Boy
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and Billy Big Show, the South's number one export.
Speaker 19 (25:36):
There's a lingerie sail at the Walmart. There's a lingerie
sale at the Walmart. Their panties are cheap and they're
all in a heap. When I dress up in drag,
I look like Meryl Stree. Oh I'm a wonderful. Oh oh,
(25:58):
I'm a fabulous but I've got a real funny feeling.
Speaker 1 (26:06):
I way more than Delta Birkway's.
Speaker 4 (26:11):
Chimney Christmas One verse that I'm winding. I'm sweating like
Tony Field's in a three legged race. There's nothing like
a Tony Field's reference. And tell everyone just hold you
are hello, Bab's my angel. Oh dear, your eyes are red.
Have you been crying or drinking?
Speaker 1 (26:36):
Crying?
Speaker 4 (26:36):
Okay, I was just checking. I remember the time you
got into mister Rayfern's drawers. No, no, his death drawers.
I know you cried both times. It's okay, So what's wrong?
Your your blonde friend Tiffany uh huh oh her mother
passed away. I'm so sorry. It's worse. How can it
(27:00):
possibly be worth? She got a call from her sister
and her mother passed away too. Oh, when it rains,
it pours, but doesn't it Huh, I don't know what
it means. That's not on the weather channel. Listen, why
don't you go polish up that theater chest and run
and then we'll go run errands. Okay, there she goes
(27:23):
off and away, doo to lou gip to my loo,
dooby doobey doo. And she's gone, Oh, that is one
beautiful muffin. But somebody left out the blueberries, John boy,
but the big show bill speaking, I'm gonna help you,
Oh Marcel, Well, it's a typical day here in Hayseed Heaven.
(27:47):
I'm just writing up some cards for weirdy word. No, no,
I meant weirdy word. Have you heard handsome play.
Speaker 3 (27:57):
That's thinking the toilet.
Speaker 2 (27:58):
It's called a what needs food with a pair of
wat I'm talking a volcano called what.
Speaker 3 (28:05):
I can't. I can't do the boys, obviously, but you
get the idea. That not normal.
Speaker 4 (28:13):
Oh, I'm really gonna screw with him. I'm putting in
words like corter eyes. If you're blaking and you put
some hot metal on the wood, it's called a wat.
Speaker 3 (28:24):
Oh, I can't wait.
Speaker 4 (28:26):
Other than that, it's business as usual, you know, same old,
same old, and speak of the devil.
Speaker 3 (28:32):
Hold on, Hi, mister Rayford, how are you?
Speaker 4 (28:38):
You're you're what working on? Working on punching up the
humor in your segments. Well that's a wonderful idea. Huh.
Speaker 3 (28:47):
Well, you know, I really don't have time right now.
Speaker 8 (28:49):
But I.
Speaker 1 (28:52):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (28:53):
What do you call a big Irish spider.
Speaker 1 (28:56):
Paddy long legs?
Speaker 6 (28:59):
That is?
Speaker 4 (29:00):
That is hysterical? Well, I gotta get back to I
don't know what is the spider's favorite TV show? The
newly web game. You you're good, youth, You are good.
But if you don't mind my saying, don't you think
you're leaning a little heavy on the aracnid joke?
Speaker 1 (29:24):
Well, I don't know.
Speaker 4 (29:25):
Maybe you know, try a little political humor that's hot today.
I've got some good ones here you go. Oh, here's
a pen. Write these down. What's the difference between a
liberal and a trampoline? You take your shoes off before
you jump on the trampoline. What's the difference between a
dead skunk and a dead liberal. Vultures will eat the skunk.
(29:46):
How many liberals does it take to change of light bulb?
Speaker 1 (29:49):
Irrelevant?
Speaker 4 (29:50):
They still don't know they're in the dark. Did you
hear KFC hasn't just introduced the Obama bucket? It's full
of left wings and chicken butts. Why is it the
TSA catching any terrorists because they don't screen passengers on
Air Force one?
Speaker 3 (30:05):
Wait, mister Rayford, where are you going? I've got a bunch.
Speaker 4 (30:09):
More that works like a charm. Oh, Marcel, I found
the socialist kryptonite. Huh he didn't really say anything. I
think he flipped me the bird, but it may have
just have been the arthright. Oh, here comes Bablicious. I
gotta run.
Speaker 3 (30:28):
I'll be home soon and Marcel dust All right, Angel?
You ready to roll? Your eyes are still red?
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What is wrong?
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The Big of Her Terry Hanson. Oh man, I can't
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What are you doing here?
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Well, I'll tell you one thing. It's it's a lot
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I will tell you that right.
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Now, what time flows when you're having fun? Buddy?
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So today got a few notes on a few Braves players,
which is a great man watching my Atlanta Braves. I've
been thinking about you a lot lately, buddy.
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Well, I got two things before a start. I got
one inquiry that you got to hit off of philm
Nekro if you were a college baseball player. And the
answer to that, of course is no.
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Uh.
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And then I also a listener asked me, asked about
Digger O'Dell, who was a picture with the Braves. He
was born in Whitmer, South Carolina. He went to Clemson.
Speaker 11 (36:57):
Uh.
Speaker 14 (36:58):
And he was Braves in sixty five sixty six. Passed
in twenty eighteen at age eighty five in Newbury, South Carolina. Okay, right,
So now that the other old Brave, Gary Cooper, was
from Savannah, Georgia, and in nineteen eighty he was a
twenty three year old rookie with the Braves. Now, in
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the major leagues you need forty three days to get
your pension. Gary had forty two, and going on the
forty third day there was a rainout. He was sent
to the minor leagues, never ever to return. So for
thirty years, this guy has been looking to get a pension.
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It's only five hundred to six hundred dollars a month,
and this guy he needs it. Okay, all the Braves
would have to do will be hire him as a
coach for one day, one day, and I tell you
what I mean. Robert Jonas is a guy in Savannah
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who started a goalfundme page for Gary Cooper. I tell
you you know, Ted Turner would have hired him a
long time ago. And this may be a union thing
about setting a precedent, but come on, Braves, come on,
let's do the right thing here.
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Awesome, they need to do that, buddy. You're right on
all right, Ted? So is that it for today, buddy? Yeah?
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I got a couple more coming up. I want to
talk to you about son Joe and Michael Jordan, which
you have a part in.
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Right.
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I'm gonna tell you about the time I was fired
three times in one afternoon on about the time I
had to fire my boyhood idol picture Bob Gibson. So
we got that on the horizon, allright.
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Good stuff, man.
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I was thinking about you watching the PGA tournament over
the weekend as well. We'll get into some shours from
the PGA as well later.
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Now let me correct you again. You got PGA of America,
which is one thing the PGA tour is where the
guys play. Just to get that straight, i'd always mess
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Yeah, well, uh, you know what I mean.
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It was my job to make sure that didn't happen.
I'm still doing it.
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Awesome, Terry. Have a great rest of your day. In
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See guys.
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Thanks a lot, all right, my buddy.
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Good Wednesday morning, May twenty second. You got the Big
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next guest paid us a visit. Buddy's here now, so
please welcome international star of stage and screen, the one
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Do I hear you just got back from overseas making
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As a matter of fact, I just wrapped on a
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What's the title?
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Back to the Suture.
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Australia. Wow, that's a long plane ride. Do you enjoy
flying if the liquor is free?
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Yes, but alas the airlines these days are not what
they used to be. On my way over, our departure
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that the pilot didn't like the sound one of the
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It all went okay. Then i'd have been scared to death.
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Started in my twenties.
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The first plane I flew on was so old it
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He did a.
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Corkscrew, looped the loop, and then stalled into a free
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down there think we're going to have an accident, And
I replied, lad, half the people up here, I've already
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That was like a real dar devil.
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He was.
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I wouldn't say he was reckless, but he had a
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the tunnel.
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Woh well, statistically, flying is still the safest way to travel.
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Good point.
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Right now, it's time for Taylor Tayman news. Here's our girl,
Marcy Tator and morean.
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Hello, So, I know this is gonna shock a lot
of you, but there's some breakup news in the in
the tabloids. Oh, it does not look like j Lo
and Ben Affleck are gonna make it.
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Well.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
I sworried to death it was gonna be Travis and Trailer.
Speaker 6 (15:52):
No, oh no, no, Taylor and Travis. They just had
a romantic getaway in Italy. We'll not a getaway. She's working,
but they had a lovely time and a nice mansion.
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You know, privately, And she's working on a new album.
Speaker 6 (16:05):
So she's dropped a new album. There's always one in
the works, you're right, So yeah. Rumors swirled last week
that they were continuing to have problems, and then Ben
was spotted at another residence and then his swords close
to him. Uh confirmed it that he has come to
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his senses and he's he can't make it work.
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He's come to his sense.
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Well, that's what they said, that's what the insider said.
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He would wow.
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He said.
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It's a combination of things.
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But their fame is at least part of the issue,
because apparently Ben has a very different approach when it
comes to media attention. I don't know if you've seen
him out uh in getting attention, but he don't like it.
He does not smile, he does not like.
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Being interviewed, does not like it.
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Leave me alone, get off my launch and jalokay. So
he's been having a very hard time these last two
years having to deal with with those differences. The insider
said that the he's working hard to find a new
place to stay. And this is all according to page six,
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like to stay, like to move out and go.
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And like literally in a house, like literally in his mind.
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Oh, he's been.
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He's been in his happy place in his mind a
long time. So some good news justin Bieber and his
model wife are expecting a baby. Oh right, so he
is growing up. I tell you what, he's thirty, starting
to have a family. In twenty two, you know, he
was diagnosed with Ramsey Hunt syndrome and that's a rare
(17:46):
neurological syndrome that or disorder that paralyzes his facial nerve
and so like half of his body. Yeah, so half
this faces is paralyzed. He hasn't been performing. I don't
know if he retired before that, before the syndrome.
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But yeah, so they are.
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And getting ready to have a baber baby.
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Some good news for the w NBA seems like the
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airline for the WNBA league.
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So that's good news.
Speaker 6 (18:17):
That is good news because apparently they just traveled like
the rest of us before, and they would be put
up with delays and waiting in long lines and being
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they can stretch out.
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I don't know, Caitlin Clark herd her ankle this week,
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Before we started flying the soon she'll be checking a
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Curry over there.
Speaker 6 (18:42):
But this is a sign of good growth for the WNBA.
The move means no more waiting, like I said in
long Lines. ESPN reports that the program is expected to
cost an estimated twenty five million a year. Though, so
the players are excited because now they can get home
and rest after the game. They don't have to, you know,
deal with the travel. And some bad news for the
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Dutch and Duchesses of Sucket. Prince Harry Megan Markle's charity
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To be resolved within days.
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Mailed their check Well.
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Checks in the mail. Oh good, crazy workout, Thank you
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Nine non hit big show dot com ye live across America.
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It's John boyd Jempany and now a man whose first
thought when hearing snake bite is a joke. He can't
tell on the radio, but it ends with Tanto telling
the lone Ranger he's gonna die.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
He's John Boy.
Speaker 6 (22:05):
I am.
Speaker 5 (22:07):
Say hey the Jimmy out of Micalla, Alabama. Good morning, Jimmy, Good.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
Morning John Boy and the whole gang.
Speaker 9 (22:15):
And how we all this morning?
Speaker 8 (22:17):
Man?
Speaker 1 (22:17):
We are all good, Jimmy. He sounds like you're doing Yeah,
we are too.
Speaker 16 (22:22):
Yeah, Yeah, I'm hanging.
Speaker 15 (22:26):
Where's the longtime color finally got back in there?
Speaker 1 (22:31):
There's your move way, Jimmy.
Speaker 5 (22:34):
Well you got the first, you got the first shot
at and see what you know about snake. So according
to International Snake Bite Foundation, okay, so if you bitten
by snake, get to a hospital and for proper treatment,
the doctor will need.
Speaker 17 (22:50):
To know this.
Speaker 5 (22:55):
Your symptoms, you.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
Say, your symptoms?
Speaker 17 (23:01):
You all right?
Speaker 5 (23:08):
He's like everybody was guessing what kind of snake you're
supposed to.
Speaker 1 (23:14):
God, let's say, you know, hunt the snake down and take.
Speaker 9 (23:17):
It with you.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
Don't do that, don't do that. First of all, you'll
probably get bitten again. First of all.
Speaker 15 (23:23):
Second of all, the doctor doesn't know deadly about snakes,
and he's not going to trust the opinion of the
you know, janitor who's arguing with the nurse. Is it
a cotton mouth or it's a big deal?
Speaker 5 (23:37):
You're it's not a good idea. But for some reason,
that's one that I know lives. Tales man.
Speaker 1 (23:42):
I thought it all my life. You don't do that
and and do not cut and suck, you know, And
that reminds me about that Tonto joke. But Jimmy, good work,
do you, buddy?
Speaker 9 (23:54):
We got you that big.
Speaker 5 (23:57):
Down All right, yes, let me give it out there.
Speaker 1 (24:00):
Please go ahead.
Speaker 18 (24:02):
I like to get a big shout out to my wife,
Wilma d and the company that I started work would
Robbie D.
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Wood down here in Mobile, Alabama.
Speaker 1 (24:13):
And that's all I need to say. Yeah, the one
of your listeners over there too.
Speaker 5 (24:21):
Well, we appreciate, appreciate y'all, boys, sir, I appreciate y'all.
Speaker 9 (24:25):
I appreciate everything you do.
Speaker 1 (24:27):
For everything you do do.
Speaker 17 (24:31):
Brokay I on.
Speaker 5 (24:40):
Why the money out with Tommy? You knew it was
right on the other side our time capsule. There's May
twenty a second. Oh j D is celebrating the May races.
Speaker 17 (24:51):
Wait a minute, this is the award winning John Boy
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and Billy Big Show, the South's number one export.
Speaker 19 (25:36):
There's a lingerie sail at the Walmart. There's a lingerie
sale at the Walmart. Their panties are cheap and they're
all in a heap. When I dress up in drag,
I look like Meryl Stree. Oh I'm a wonderful. Oh oh,
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I'm a fabulous but I've got a real funny feeling.
Speaker 1 (26:06):
I way more than Delta Birkway's.
Speaker 4 (26:11):
Chimney Christmas One verse that I'm winding. I'm sweating like
Tony Field's in a three legged race. There's nothing like
a Tony Field's reference. And tell everyone just hold you
are hello, Bab's my angel. Oh dear, your eyes are red.
Have you been crying or drinking?
Speaker 1 (26:36):
Crying?
Speaker 4 (26:36):
Okay, I was just checking. I remember the time you
got into mister Rayfern's drawers. No, no, his death drawers.
I know you cried both times. It's okay, So what's wrong?
Your your blonde friend Tiffany uh huh oh her mother
passed away. I'm so sorry. It's worse. How can it
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possibly be worth? She got a call from her sister
and her mother passed away too. Oh, when it rains,
it pours, but doesn't it Huh, I don't know what
it means. That's not on the weather channel. Listen, why
don't you go polish up that theater chest and run
and then we'll go run errands. Okay, there she goes
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off and away, doo to lou gip to my loo,
dooby doobey doo. And she's gone, Oh, that is one
beautiful muffin. But somebody left out the blueberries, John boy,
but the big show bill speaking, I'm gonna help you,
Oh Marcel, Well, it's a typical day here in Hayseed Heaven.
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I'm just writing up some cards for weirdy word. No, no,
I meant weirdy word. Have you heard handsome play.
Speaker 3 (27:57):
That's thinking the toilet.
Speaker 2 (27:58):
It's called a what needs food with a pair of
wat I'm talking a volcano called what.
Speaker 3 (28:05):
I can't. I can't do the boys, obviously, but you
get the idea. That not normal.
Speaker 4 (28:13):
Oh, I'm really gonna screw with him. I'm putting in
words like corter eyes. If you're blaking and you put
some hot metal on the wood, it's called a wat.
Speaker 3 (28:24):
Oh, I can't wait.
Speaker 4 (28:26):
Other than that, it's business as usual, you know, same old,
same old, and speak of the devil.
Speaker 3 (28:32):
Hold on, Hi, mister Rayford, how are you?
Speaker 4 (28:38):
You're you're what working on? Working on punching up the
humor in your segments. Well that's a wonderful idea. Huh.
Speaker 3 (28:47):
Well, you know, I really don't have time right now.
Speaker 8 (28:49):
But I.
Speaker 1 (28:52):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (28:53):
What do you call a big Irish spider.
Speaker 1 (28:56):
Paddy long legs?
Speaker 6 (28:59):
That is?
Speaker 4 (29:00):
That is hysterical? Well, I gotta get back to I
don't know what is the spider's favorite TV show? The
newly web game. You you're good, youth, You are good.
But if you don't mind my saying, don't you think
you're leaning a little heavy on the aracnid joke?
Speaker 1 (29:24):
Well, I don't know.
Speaker 4 (29:25):
Maybe you know, try a little political humor that's hot today.
I've got some good ones here you go. Oh, here's
a pen. Write these down. What's the difference between a
liberal and a trampoline? You take your shoes off before
you jump on the trampoline. What's the difference between a
dead skunk and a dead liberal. Vultures will eat the skunk.
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How many liberals does it take to change of light bulb?
Speaker 1 (29:49):
Irrelevant?
Speaker 4 (29:50):
They still don't know they're in the dark. Did you
hear KFC hasn't just introduced the Obama bucket? It's full
of left wings and chicken butts. Why is it the
TSA catching any terrorists because they don't screen passengers on
Air Force one?
Speaker 3 (30:05):
Wait, mister Rayford, where are you going? I've got a bunch.
Speaker 4 (30:09):
More that works like a charm. Oh, Marcel, I found
the socialist kryptonite. Huh he didn't really say anything. I
think he flipped me the bird, but it may have
just have been the arthright. Oh, here comes Bablicious. I
gotta run.
Speaker 3 (30:28):
I'll be home soon and Marcel dust All right, Angel?
You ready to roll? Your eyes are still red?
Speaker 1 (30:36):
What is wrong?
Speaker 4 (30:38):
You got a call from your shrink. That's a job subscriptions,
He said, you have an electracomplex.
Speaker 3 (30:44):
What's that?
Speaker 4 (30:46):
You're you're in love with your father? Well that's not
all bad. You'll have no chance with a married man. Wilder,
where's my BC powder? I'm gonna snort them this time?
Speaker 3 (30:59):
Tell them Cooper, carry on straight people, John.
Speaker 16 (31:04):
Boy and Billy jobs are funny. There are no hard
fast rules on making it to the top, but a
pretty good rule of thumb is if you make at
the age thirty five and your job still involves wearing
a name tank, you've probably made a serious vocation where
somewhere along the line.
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Good morning radio, done right, Good morning. It's a big
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genre radio.
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Go get hands and all the cops about twenty minutes
sports brief stories.
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No.
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How many friends.
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Yeah that thing gotta hear me in it.
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I've never seen such carnage. And may I remind you
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Listen do it of his home in Saint Louis. We
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Terry Hanson's all the world of sports. Here's how you
never want to see him shorts. He's got scoops on,
who's got a contract, Who's up the dude?
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The Big of Her Terry Hanson. Oh man, I can't
believe it. Marcy tells me it's our sixteenth report.
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What are you doing here?
Speaker 14 (36:10):
Well, I'll tell you one thing. It's it's a lot
better than wardy words.
Speaker 9 (36:15):
I will tell you.
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I will tell you that right.
Speaker 1 (36:17):
Now, what time flows when you're having fun? Buddy?
Speaker 5 (36:21):
So today got a few notes on a few Braves players,
which is a great man watching my Atlanta Braves. I've
been thinking about you a lot lately, buddy.
Speaker 14 (36:32):
Well, I got two things before a start. I got
one inquiry that you got to hit off of philm
Nekro if you were a college baseball player. And the
answer to that, of course is no.
Speaker 13 (36:44):
Uh.
Speaker 14 (36:45):
And then I also a listener asked me, asked about
Digger O'Dell, who was a picture with the Braves. He
was born in Whitmer, South Carolina. He went to Clemson.
Speaker 11 (36:57):
Uh.
Speaker 14 (36:58):
And he was Braves in sixty five sixty six. Passed
in twenty eighteen at age eighty five in Newbury, South Carolina. Okay, right,
So now that the other old Brave, Gary Cooper, was
from Savannah, Georgia, and in nineteen eighty he was a
twenty three year old rookie with the Braves. Now, in
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the major leagues you need forty three days to get
your pension. Gary had forty two, and going on the
forty third day there was a rainout. He was sent
to the minor leagues, never ever to return. So for
thirty years, this guy has been looking to get a pension.
(37:42):
It's only five hundred to six hundred dollars a month,
and this guy he needs it. Okay, all the Braves
would have to do will be hire him as a
coach for one day, one day, and I tell you
what I mean. Robert Jonas is a guy in Savannah
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who started a goalfundme page for Gary Cooper. I tell
you you know, Ted Turner would have hired him a
long time ago. And this may be a union thing
about setting a precedent, but come on, Braves, come on,
let's do the right thing here.
Speaker 5 (38:20):
Awesome, they need to do that, buddy. You're right on
all right, Ted? So is that it for today, buddy? Yeah?
Speaker 14 (38:26):
I got a couple more coming up. I want to
talk to you about son Joe and Michael Jordan, which
you have a part in.
Speaker 11 (38:34):
Right.
Speaker 14 (38:35):
I'm gonna tell you about the time I was fired
three times in one afternoon on about the time I
had to fire my boyhood idol picture Bob Gibson. So
we got that on the horizon, allright.
Speaker 1 (38:47):
Good stuff, man.
Speaker 5 (38:48):
I was thinking about you watching the PGA tournament over
the weekend as well. We'll get into some shours from
the PGA as well later.
Speaker 14 (38:58):
Now let me correct you again. You got PGA of America,
which is one thing the PGA tour is where the
guys play. Just to get that straight, i'd always mess
that up.
Speaker 1 (39:07):
Yeah, well, uh, you know what I mean.
Speaker 14 (39:10):
It was my job to make sure that didn't happen.
I'm still doing it.
Speaker 5 (39:15):
Awesome, Terry. Have a great rest of your day. In
your week, buddy, we'll catch up with you.
Speaker 14 (39:19):
See guys.
Speaker 1 (39:20):
Thanks a lot, all right, my buddy.
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