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Speaker 1 (00:25):
Good morning.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
That's a big show on the radio for your Wednesday
May twenty A second Today's feature track from The Big Show,
Big Box, Rocky by sharlt Motor Speedway, the Coca Cola
six hundred. This Sunday, Oliver, Why It's great to be
a man? Search for k words great Man, hit the
Big Box app The Big Show dot Com.

Speaker 3 (00:47):
Hit that on air.

Speaker 2 (00:48):
Contest money, you want to play a game and work too?
Right now it's time to beat the blonde. Let's me
not contestant. We got our blonde here again, marsay. One
of my jobs today making morning's wonderful.

Speaker 4 (01:07):
Wesay.

Speaker 1 (01:08):
Hey to Randy out of on Lead Texas.

Speaker 3 (01:12):
Hey good to Randy.

Speaker 1 (01:15):
Hey guys, hey buddy.

Speaker 3 (01:17):
All right Randy, well welcome.

Speaker 2 (01:19):
You get the chance to beat the blonde. Taylor is
going to really try to work with you here. Randy,
get too right before too wrong, then you're gonna win.

Speaker 5 (01:30):
So I mean, I am yeah right.

Speaker 2 (01:33):
Well, let's uh, we're kind of moving around the animal
kingdom this morning. So, according to experts, male turkeys change
something of theirs from blue to red when they want
to attract a female turkey.

Speaker 1 (01:49):
What do they change?

Speaker 5 (01:53):
They changed the light bulb on their front porch.

Speaker 6 (01:57):
She's been listening to the police.

Speaker 1 (02:02):
A female turkey.

Speaker 5 (02:05):
They change, uh.

Speaker 1 (02:09):
Tom's change from blue to red.

Speaker 2 (02:12):
Their legs, their legs, so Randy, agree or disagree?

Speaker 4 (02:19):
Disagree?

Speaker 1 (02:19):
And that was the thing to do. You their their necks,
their wattles.

Speaker 5 (02:27):
I've only always seen them red.

Speaker 1 (02:29):
How about that? And apparently I've never seen their legs.

Speaker 2 (02:34):
Oh right, then there's a bell for Randy. Good job
one morning, you win, well, Marcy. These animals are sometimes
called the poor man's cow.

Speaker 1 (02:46):
What are they?

Speaker 5 (02:47):
Bagpipes? Bad bad pipe?

Speaker 1 (02:53):
Bagpipes like you know, the big bagpipe that you squeeze,
And I forgot the question.

Speaker 2 (03:02):
Animals are sometimes called the poor man's cow. I'm saying
what are they? And you say bad pipe, no bag
like the Scottish way. Okay, okay, I'm picturing it now.

Speaker 5 (03:18):
You owe me five dollars.

Speaker 1 (03:19):
He just misunderstood. We had a bet on that one.

Speaker 2 (03:23):
Oh no, whether I wouldn't get it, Yes, I said
you would.

Speaker 1 (03:28):
Tater wins a musical in nature, even though I own cows.

Speaker 5 (03:37):
All right, yeah, okay, so you need to know what
the poor man's cow is. Yeah, it's a goat.

Speaker 1 (03:44):
It's a goat, Randy, agree or disagree?

Speaker 4 (03:48):
I agree and that.

Speaker 1 (04:00):
Don't buzz yourself.

Speaker 3 (04:02):
Bred.

Speaker 2 (04:03):
You got one hundred and twenty dollars worth of bulls
not cleaning products heading down to Texas for you.

Speaker 1 (04:09):
All right, thank you guys, Thank you, Marcy, You're welcome.

Speaker 2 (04:19):
That's your bout. Catch you up and phone your news.
It was about twenty minutes away from the let us
round up of domal crooked news.

Speaker 4 (04:27):
All right, good morning, it's Big Sean the radio.

Speaker 2 (05:04):
I heard herders Jackie's birthday today. You know, Jackie, give
her a present. She loves presents.

Speaker 3 (05:11):
You don't celebrate to do it? Me and her ready,
I'm not waiting for her.

Speaker 1 (05:18):
Yes, it's her birthday. Let me see if I can
run it.

Speaker 7 (05:22):
Oh, ball the ball, the ball, ball, ball the ball.

Speaker 8 (05:26):
Mister base man, you've got that certain something, mister base man.
You set that music coming.

Speaker 9 (05:33):
In to you.

Speaker 8 (05:34):
It sas and when you go one, two three to the.

Speaker 1 (05:38):
FIFA bla ball.

Speaker 8 (05:42):
Mister bas Man, you're on all the songs with the
boom boom.

Speaker 1 (05:48):
And the dude to move boom bam.

Speaker 8 (05:50):
Hey, mister base man, you're the hidden king of rocking
roll too.

Speaker 1 (05:55):
You be balla ball ba ball ball.

Speaker 8 (05:58):
I can't believe is dumb old tongue I'm singing.

Speaker 1 (06:02):
I could just.

Speaker 8 (06:03):
Dying yeah yeah, yeah yeah, mister white man, please help.

Speaker 3 (06:08):
Me win a bed?

Speaker 1 (06:09):
What is the deal with?

Speaker 2 (06:12):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (06:12):
The way you sweat?

Speaker 8 (06:13):
Because, mister white man, you are one nasty s.

Speaker 7 (06:17):
O B did it what?

Speaker 1 (06:21):
Boom boom boom. Okay, she's choosing the words on this song.

Speaker 10 (06:26):
Boom just a little bit.

Speaker 1 (06:28):
I'm over here, ball ball in my heart out. I'm okay,
she appreciates.

Speaker 7 (06:34):
Let's just go with it.

Speaker 8 (06:36):
Okay, he's big, bad white man.

Speaker 3 (06:39):
This is the big big bag you. Yah yah yeah
yah yeah got chach.

Speaker 8 (06:45):
Hey, mister white man, I'm black.

Speaker 2 (06:48):
So what you're gonna do?

Speaker 1 (06:49):
Did it about?

Speaker 8 (06:53):
I can't believe this dumb old tongue I'm singing? I
could just dye yeah yeah, yea yeah, Hey, mister white man,
please tell me win a bed?

Speaker 3 (07:05):
What is the deal with?

Speaker 6 (07:07):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (07:08):
The way you sweat?

Speaker 8 (07:09):
What is it? Mister white man?

Speaker 1 (07:11):
You sure well? She was just having a little fun.

Speaker 10 (07:17):
You know.

Speaker 1 (07:19):
Really, she's not taking this seriously. She's making me sound
like as.

Speaker 11 (07:24):
Oh, Johnny, don't be ridiculous. You're doing that yourself. Oh yeah,
all right, look stupid. In this case you actually sounds.

Speaker 1 (07:49):
It's my bug out.

Speaker 5 (07:50):
Be more song and running.

Speaker 1 (07:54):
Shut shutting ups over.

Speaker 4 (08:33):
Good morning.

Speaker 1 (08:34):
It's a make show holding the radio and we are.

Speaker 2 (08:37):
About twenty minutes away from the desk container.

Speaker 1 (08:40):
Tainment news is what to watch what? Right now, It's
time for dumb crooked news.

Speaker 2 (08:49):
Dumb crook story is sending from you to make show
listeners from all over the world.

Speaker 1 (08:54):
The address will follow this report.

Speaker 2 (08:57):
And today we're featuring a special Florida Man editions. A
twenty two year old new Port Richie, Florida man called
nine to one one and demanded a ride home. When
the operator politely offered to call the man a cab,
he said he didn't have any money and proceeded to
yell and curse at the operator before hanging up. Then,

(09:19):
a few minutes later, apparently unsatisfied with the previous outcome,
the man called back made the same demand. Well, this
time the operator said she would send someone right away. Well,
he got a ride to the Pasco County jail, where
he was arrested for miss use of the nine to
one one system and you'll brace yourself possession of marijuana.

Speaker 1 (09:41):
Told she had Mickey Stupid.

Speaker 2 (09:44):
While conducting a routine strip search, jail officials found three
syringes hidden in the rectum of a forty year old
Panelas County, Florida man. An officer's questioned a man, He
claimed these syringes weren't his.

Speaker 7 (10:03):
He had no.

Speaker 1 (10:04):
Idea how they got there, wasn't me.

Speaker 5 (10:07):
I don't know wow.

Speaker 2 (10:10):
He was charged with smuggling contraband into a correctional facility.
A sixty one year old Daytona Beach, Florida man has
been charged with aggravated assault and battery with a deadly
weapon after he stormed out of his apartment at around
one point fifteen am and began yelling obscenities at two

(10:31):
young women who were parked in listening to loud music.
A third woman not involved in the incident since he
witnessed the altercation from across the lot well. The witness
stated that a man wearing a bathroom a T shirt
and boxer shorts came out of an apartment yelling at
the women to turn down their music. The women refused
and taunted the man as he became more angry.

Speaker 7 (10:53):
Good idea.

Speaker 2 (10:53):
At one point, the man shouted he was quote fixing
to air it out, and then went back in sae
out of his apartment, where the women took that slang
threat to mean he was going to get a gun,
so they called the police. Well, the Wines stated, when
he came back out of his apartment, he pulled a
can of raid rope spray from his right road pocket

(11:14):
and sprayed both women in the face, dropped the can
to the ground, and then pulled some Numchucks from his
other pocket, which he began spinning and flipping to threaten
the women. He then hit their car several times just
as police were arriving. So, according to one officer's report,

(11:37):
I arrived on the scene to find an agitated male
aggressively swinging nunchucks and threatening two female passengers inside a
park vehicle. As I exited my cruiser, I saw the
man inadvertently strike himself in the forehead with the numb
chucks and then staggered backwards and weakly tossed the nunchucks

(11:59):
at the car has a fauth over the curve perfect
The car was not damaged. The man was taken in
the custody without further incident. Uh Daytona Beach medics responded

(12:21):
to the scene to treat any injuries, which Abbi David
says included a small cut to the man's forehead resulting
from a self inflicted nunchucks hit. The man was booked
in the jail without bond. His mugshot the shows a
cut and not on his forehead, which is right. If

(12:42):
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(13:03):
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kick it up well right now from the desk of
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Speaker 5 (15:49):
Thank you very much.

Speaker 9 (15:50):
Box office reports report the comedy fantasy If, directed by
John Krazinski and starring Ryan Ryan Reynolds, opened in the
first place over the weekend.

Speaker 5 (16:02):
It made thirty five million dollars.

Speaker 1 (16:04):
Wow, is that like a kid?

Speaker 3 (16:06):
How you do that?

Speaker 7 (16:07):
Fall Guy?

Speaker 5 (16:09):
It's a it's a yeah, it's a kid movie.

Speaker 9 (16:12):
But you know, I think the adults it has an
adult humor that you know, you would get the kids
when it's about imaginary friends.

Speaker 5 (16:17):
And then and you see, yeah, so Ryan Reynolds.

Speaker 4 (16:21):
It's not it's not animated.

Speaker 9 (16:23):
It's well, I mean, I think the imaginary friends are
right right, they're not real, No imagine, I get it.

Speaker 3 (16:30):
But Ryan Reynolds is Ryan Reynolds.

Speaker 1 (16:33):
What was he in the Fall Guy?

Speaker 7 (16:35):
No?

Speaker 5 (16:35):
No, no, that was Ryan Gosling.

Speaker 2 (16:37):
Okay, all right, and that's the one that kind of
kind of bombed the box helves and what they were thinking, Yeah, okay,
Ryan Reynolds is dad.

Speaker 7 (16:44):
Pool run got you.

Speaker 9 (16:48):
Right?

Speaker 7 (16:49):
Well?

Speaker 5 (16:49):
Second place went to Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes.

Speaker 1 (16:52):
All right, that can hold things and take over the world.

Speaker 9 (16:56):
Right like Rifles, it lost first, it went to second.
The Strangers Chapter one debuted in third place. Don't ask me,
The Fall Guy dropped from second place to fourth place,
and Challengers was fifth place this week.

Speaker 6 (17:13):
How much money did you invest in that Fall Guy movie?

Speaker 1 (17:15):
You seem really bitter?

Speaker 5 (17:17):
No, I just just when you read it in the tabloids,
they're all just beating up on it. Yeah, all right.

Speaker 2 (17:23):
And in chapter one that movie you mentioned and I
know is not coming out now, but they just started advertising.
Kevin Costner has got a new movie coming out and
this is a chapter one too.

Speaker 5 (17:33):
Horizon something like that. Yeah, it's a smart way to
do it.

Speaker 1 (17:37):
I guess.

Speaker 7 (17:37):
Let you know.

Speaker 5 (17:38):
There's gonna be a sequel in theaters nationwide this Friday.

Speaker 9 (17:44):
Garfield voiced by Chris Pratt, that is also part animated,
part real people.

Speaker 7 (17:50):
And what chapter is this?

Speaker 2 (17:52):
I don't know.

Speaker 9 (17:53):
This is how many remakes, right, And for those of
you who don't know who Garfield is, he was a
very popular cartoon in the papers that hated Mondays.

Speaker 5 (18:02):
And eight lot of Lasagna. He's a fat, lazy cat.

Speaker 1 (18:05):
Tortured the dog when it got a chance, Odie.

Speaker 5 (18:07):
Yeah, they made a lot of posters of them. I
don't know a lot of friends had it.

Speaker 9 (18:12):
U Furioso, a Mad Max Saga movie, a prequel to
twenty fifteen's Mad Max Fury Road also comes out, starring
Chris Hemsworth, and site comes out. This is an inspiring
true story that looks at what it means to see
beyond oneself. It has Greg Near in it. It follows
the journey of a doctor who became one of the

(18:33):
leading I surgeons in America. And so, all right, that's
what that Netflix. If you're streaming that at list. Jennifer
Lopez movie is on Netflix and on Amazon Prime. You
can catch The One Percent Club. This is a new
game competition show. It's hosted by Patton Oswalt. So if
you're a Patton Oswalt fan and enjoy his comedy, this.

Speaker 5 (18:55):
Is the show for you.

Speaker 2 (18:56):
All right then, well, a lot of choices there, Marsie,
thank you very much for a wonderful job.

Speaker 3 (19:02):
Oh god, Ahi, let's.

Speaker 1 (19:05):
Get us a winner. Let's play wordy word.

Speaker 2 (19:08):
Come on, y'all, one eight hundred big show you told
free line across America. We'll get a couple of contestants
and play next.

Speaker 1 (19:41):
Good morning, It's to Make Show on the radio. Will
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Speaker 2 (19:47):
Today's feature track for the Make Show Big Box, brought
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The key words great man. I want you to hit
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can't get through, We'll call you maybe won't play two.

Speaker 1 (20:07):
I had everybody's head about the bad the big.

Speaker 3 (20:10):
Of word anywhere, Dona worth anywhere.

Speaker 2 (20:12):
Lets meet the contestants. We got Chris from Charlotte, North Carolina.
Goame morning, Chris. Hey, good morning, John Boy and Billy
and everybody.

Speaker 3 (20:21):
How you doing, man?

Speaker 2 (20:22):
We're all some welcome in here, see and you are playing.
Scott from Calhoun, Georgia.

Speaker 3 (20:28):
Good morning, Scott, Good morning, Good morning man.

Speaker 7 (20:33):
It's me cal.

Speaker 1 (20:35):
Who's he won't the ball instead we giving.

Speaker 3 (20:38):
Him tater All right there, oh boy, sir Chris.

Speaker 2 (20:47):
You try your hardest there, Scott. All right, buddy, Me
and Chris will go for the first thirty seconds. Alright, Chris,
let's do our round one? You ready, buddy, Yeah, let's go. Okay,
then start the clock. Now, a little cat is a kitten? Yes,
uh huh. A seeing blank dog? You got two of these, dog, yeah,

(21:10):
uh huh. Don't put your hand in the fire.

Speaker 1 (21:12):
You will get a.

Speaker 3 (21:15):
Hand.

Speaker 7 (21:16):
Yes, uh huh.

Speaker 1 (21:17):
The opposite of hard is soft.

Speaker 9 (21:20):
Uh huh.

Speaker 2 (21:21):
You need one of these in the old days to
add up numbers and subtract. What do you hand me
that and their buttons on it?

Speaker 1 (21:28):
You use one of these, yeah, calculator. Yeah, that's it, Chris.

Speaker 7 (21:35):
We still use them. By the way.

Speaker 9 (21:41):
Jacket.

Speaker 2 (21:43):
Oh, Scott, you and Tayter are you doing around five?
Around five? That's what me and Chris put a five
on the board. Okay, here we go, Scott, start the clock.

Speaker 9 (21:58):
Now you have a link fence. You also have a
b Yes, blank the door. We're not cool on the outside. Yes,
you need a hunting blank, a license or a blank
to hunter fish.

Speaker 5 (22:16):
It allows you. What is it called? It's a yes.
You go here on Sunday and worship you put American cheddar.
They are all slices of wood work.

Speaker 3 (22:32):
I just got that was a five.

Speaker 2 (22:36):
We got a tie game after round one, so let's
get in around two. Are you ready, Chris, Let's do it.
Starting to clock. Now, as a kid, you would have
one of these in water in your room.

Speaker 1 (22:49):
Two words fish bowl, No, you're inside the fish bowl?

Speaker 9 (22:54):
Was a what.

Speaker 7 (22:56):
Gold fish? Yes? That's it?

Speaker 1 (22:58):
Uh huh okay.

Speaker 2 (22:59):
A one blank street, don't go that blank? A one
blank one way one way street. The opposite of woman
is man. Yes, uh breathe blank into it? You what
a wonderful blank?

Speaker 3 (23:13):
We're living this world?

Speaker 8 (23:16):
No?

Speaker 3 (23:16):
Yes, all right, good work there. Chris four on the
five and a nine.

Speaker 1 (23:22):
Score for the total.

Speaker 7 (23:23):
You're not gonna fly man. I wish Philly was back.

Speaker 5 (23:27):
Judge, Judge, Oh, I didn't.

Speaker 2 (23:29):
Hear Nosso okay, So Scott, Scott and tayl four will
tie in force overtime five will win.

Speaker 1 (23:40):
All right, Scott, you ready and go?

Speaker 5 (23:46):
Earth is what it's our blank? Yeah, but it's our
whole blank.

Speaker 3 (23:51):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (23:52):
Uh, you go here to learn, you go to.

Speaker 4 (23:55):
Yep.

Speaker 9 (23:56):
I Uh. You don't do this by yourself. You do
this in a blank. It's like a blank meeting. Or
there's a blank of kids in my front yard. Yes, Hey,
we live in the United States? Is what our blank?

Speaker 7 (24:13):
We live?

Speaker 3 (24:14):
Yes?

Speaker 5 (24:15):
Hey, can I come over to your.

Speaker 4 (24:22):
You got.

Speaker 9 (24:24):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (24:24):
You did enough to tie up and force over time.
Well done, well done, Scott.

Speaker 2 (24:33):
All right, here we go, so, uh, fifteen second overtime boys,
all right, so it's fifteen seconds.

Speaker 1 (24:40):
Chris goes by real quick. Are you ready? I'm gonna
shout it out real quick. Okay, start the clock now,
way back over? How Homer house? No, oh to shop stop,
hold it stop. I don't understand what's happening.

Speaker 6 (24:56):
He's making a guess based upon my last clues before.
He's trying to win. Yeah, oh oh okay here because.

Speaker 5 (25:06):
I said, can I come over to your yeah?

Speaker 2 (25:09):
Okay, So he's begging up on it. Confuse me, don't worry, Chris,
all right, all right, here we go. Chris, all right,
we're going, we're go start over.

Speaker 1 (25:21):
Okay, okay, a whole a whole new a whole new word,
whole new clue. It's gonna be a whole new word
if you want to.

Speaker 7 (25:30):
Ye, all right, good deal.

Speaker 1 (25:31):
Sorry sorry, John boy.

Speaker 2 (25:33):
No, that's all right, Marci. Since I messed up, we
can keep that word or we can go to another one.
What would you like to do now? You check the
word behind that?

Speaker 3 (25:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (25:41):
I did.

Speaker 1 (25:41):
Okay, that's fine, that's fun. You want to keep that one?

Speaker 7 (25:45):
All right, all right, we're not going to keep that.

Speaker 1 (25:49):
Okay where Okay, by the way, the word was place.

Speaker 3 (25:52):
The word, yeah, that was my next okay, okay, good.

Speaker 2 (25:57):
Thing we changed in Marc because we would have got
that right. Boom along, Here we go, fifteen seconds starting
the clock. Now, Eve took a bite out.

Speaker 7 (26:10):
Of van apple.

Speaker 2 (26:12):
Yes, uh huh, I'm blank twelve on my jersey. I
am blank twelve number. Yes, get go to your blank.
You've been bad?

Speaker 3 (26:23):
Broom room? Yes, all right, good word.

Speaker 1 (26:26):
We did a three the hard way.

Speaker 3 (26:29):
Yeah, I'll take a three.

Speaker 2 (26:31):
Okay, here is not over yet because Scott and Marcy
can tie with three and force double over time. All right,
we got a brand new word. Yes, okay, Scott, here
we go. Scott and Taya ready go.

Speaker 5 (26:48):
You go to work to earn this many you you
do this before a test.

Speaker 9 (26:56):
You read one of these the good Yeah, yes, the
blank lines and football they're off.

Speaker 3 (27:05):
Go we go to double over time. We go boys
one more time.

Speaker 7 (27:19):
Are we still on that?

Speaker 3 (27:20):
Are we still on that clue?

Speaker 8 (27:23):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (27:24):
Okay, here we go. We're picking up on that last one. Chris,
ready go go line no blank by blank on the
blank of the house, not out front. It's on, not
in the back.

Speaker 7 (27:40):
It's on.

Speaker 2 (27:42):
Yes, Uh huh the Blank company, Duke Blank Electric.

Speaker 3 (27:48):
Power Power.

Speaker 2 (27:52):
After the buzzer was power. Oh you know it's too
to win this game going on the way power.

Speaker 1 (28:08):
It's too late.

Speaker 5 (28:10):
Brand new word go on Sunday. You watch the football Blank.
You stand in this at the DMV.

Speaker 9 (28:18):
Line.

Speaker 3 (28:20):
That's the word.

Speaker 5 (28:24):
The fights, the fight.

Speaker 3 (28:26):
That was a game.

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What you was well, Chris dog gone. We came up
a little short, but you try again any time.

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Enjoyed you, Buddy, Hey man, John Boy, thank you for
all you do.

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Jackie, Taters, Billy and Scott.

Speaker 7 (28:39):
Well done.

Speaker 1 (28:40):
You deserve it.

Speaker 4 (28:41):
Hey get me.

Speaker 9 (28:47):
I'll give a shout out right quick, all right, all
my better A tribute artist Buddy and everybody in Gordon County, Georgia.

Speaker 2 (28:57):
There you go. Appreciate your boys. Good morning, got the
big show on the radio. We got our bit request
from Dane Barrett this morning checking in Jackson, Tennessee. Says guys,
could you please play a Gary Busey diary entry. We
sure can day coming up next. Good morning, it's big

(29:43):
showing the radio. This morning's bit request from Dane Barrett
down to Jackson and Tennessee.

Speaker 1 (29:51):
It's the Diary of Harry Baucey.

Speaker 7 (29:56):
Your diary. This is Gary Beaucy Well, lady look keeps
the smiling on Old Gary. See. In my travels around
the globe as an AUTHSCRI nominated actor, I've been exposed
to several international delicacies, some that are pretty damn hard

(30:17):
to find Stateside. One such tasty treat got right into
the will of my soul. I haven't had any for
about ten years now, and then bam, I found a
fellow in the valley there name a Hakem. Got a
place that sells it, and the price is right at last,

(30:40):
it last, I can get face first into a big
old can a monkey spam, Africa's greatest export. One hundred
percent pure monkey, no fillers. Maybe a hair or two
times of time, but that just adds to the adventure.
Love this stuff. I don't know that it's really spam,

(31:04):
but it looks exactly like a regular spam, except the
pea is sort of backwards. It kind of looks welded on. Granted,
by the time Hakem gets it is a little past
its expiration date and the cannas are might sweaty, but diary.
My experience has been monkey don't go bad. I've had

(31:28):
fresh monkey, I've had old monkey, and it all smells
the same, like a moldy old Jim towel rubbed down
with ToeJam. But once you get past that smell, diary,
you are in for a treat. I hear a lot
of folks got a problem with eating monkey, something about
how it reminds them of people that don't make no

(31:51):
damn sense. I see fat girls eating bacon all the time.
It don't seem to bother them none. All the hell
with them, whatever the reason. That just means more. For me,
monkey is good anytime of the dead gum day, and
for me, it's best at room temperature. I'd glorious pink

(32:12):
and brown cube slides out of that can and lays
there on the plate like a shiny, slippery, paving brick.
I like it just playing. Grab that hunk a monkey
and just get the gnawing on it. You can do
other stuff with it too. Sometimes I like to grind
it up and stick it in the oven and make

(32:34):
monkey loaf, or in the ultimate poetic irony, there ain't
nothing like a grilled monkey spam and nanner samwich. FYI
save that monkey grease. I've been using it to rub
down my catcher's mint. I don't know what's in it,
but once I catch a fly ball, I can hardly

(32:56):
get the mint to turn it loose. Got one of
them Hulk Hogan hairlines. Rub some of that monkey grease
on your skullet and you'll wake up looking like Don
King bottom line. If you're looking for a lunch, that's
funky popping the lid on a can of monk DIARYA
got a little sad news. I had to dump my

(33:20):
chunky girlfriend, big bat girl. First off, she started to
lose some weight. You know, once I could start seeing
the waste developed, the shine was off the apple. She
got to be a tad high maintenance. They used to
take her lingerie shopping over the Lane Bryan West, Hollywood,
and she shucked a few Pauls. All of a sudden,

(33:41):
she trades up to Frederick's of Hollywood. They got to
be a tad, pricing sixty bucks for a pair of
underdrawers that weren't much more than a pirate's eye patch
with an ext rubber band. So on one side, hell,
I guess I don't really worry about that now. Anyhow,
she ate sick scans of my monkey spam. Next thing

(34:01):
I know, she shintied up a poem tree. I ain't
seen her since, so, like Jennifer Aniston, I'm moving on
until next time. Diarie XO XO Gary Abuse.

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Good morning.

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It's a big show on the radio.

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Include this featured track of the day, and your job
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It's time for Oliver.

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It's great to be a man. Why let me count
the ways? Go from naked to dressed in forty five seconds.
People expect you to laugh at how loud your thoughts are.

(35:28):
Your butt is never a factor in a job interview.
Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves. You don't have to

(35:52):
curl up next to a big, hairy butt every night.
Chocolate is us another snack. You can be president. You
can wear a white shirt to a water park. Foreplay

(36:18):
is optional. You never ever feel compelled to stop a
friend from getting lucky. Car mechanics tell you the truth.
You don't give a rat's rosy red rear end. If

(36:41):
someone notices your new haircut, the world is your urinal.
You have no reason to fear hot wax. You never
have to drive to another gas station because this one's

(37:04):
just too icky. Same work, more pay, wrinkles, add character.
You don't have to leave the room to make emergency
crotch adjustments. Wedding dress two thousand dollars. Tux rental AE

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hundred bucks. If you retain water, it's in a canteen.
People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them,
unless you're Marty. Princess Die's death was just another obituary.

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The occasional well rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes
don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. Dirty movies are
designed with you in mind, and the best reason to
be a man, one mood, all the time.

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