May 29, 2024 • 38 mins
Wed (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, Sherman Pratt has a kid’s view on baby-sitters.. - Tater updates Tatertainment News and her What to Watch for us.. - There’s big doings planned for this weekend down in Dismal Seepage, S.C. - the Mayor stops in for an update.. - Terry Hanson checks in from his retirement couch in/with another Sports Brief… - and we look back at the time Randy rode along with then Officer Donnie Pressley..
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Speaker 1 (00:25):
Good morning.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
That's a Big Show on the radio, Wednesday morning, May
twenty ninth. Today's feature track from The Big Show bit
Box Randy's Right along with Dirty Donnie, Search for keywords,
ride along, let's talking about this yesterday.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
Man got a hat.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
I got to check it out when.
Speaker 4 (00:46):
You hit the Big Box at.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
The Big Show dot Com click out.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
On their contest. But you can't get through, we'll call you.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Lot of you lining up. Jackie tells me wants to
play beating the Blonde you thanks to Tator's vastness of
knowledge between her ears, and should come out worse.
Speaker 5 (01:11):
Yeah, I know you're you're you're mentally censoring yourself.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
Well that's made our contestant.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
It's Kevin from Washington, Pennsylvania. Good morning, Kevin, Good morning,
Hey buddy, welcome. All right, you know what we're gonna do.
Ask Tatter some questions. You agree or disagree, whether you
think she's right or wrong?
Speaker 3 (01:32):
Two males. You're gonna win, all right, all right, all right?
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Right?
Speaker 3 (01:37):
Well, uh, Marcy, you're wandering through the jungle?
Speaker 5 (01:42):
Am I lost? Am I just walking through there?
Speaker 6 (01:44):
I mean?
Speaker 5 (01:44):
Did I wonder?
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Now?
Speaker 7 (01:46):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:46):
You're you meant to be there?
Speaker 2 (01:48):
Okay, but you suddenly come upon a large group of
baboons who immediately start smacking their lips and running softly.
Look over, Randy, are they welcoming you? Are warning you?
Speaker 5 (02:12):
They want to kiss you? They're warning, they're warning you.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Kevin Jaer says, they are warning you.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
Do you agree or disagree? I agree and I no.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
She can't persuade you in times like that. No, they're
welcoming you, welcoming you.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
Maggie lived with me.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
They're asking did you bring enough for everybody?
Speaker 3 (02:54):
There's one buzzer? Work this one? Right, Come on, marshall,
let's me right, baby, let's day with the.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Primal eighth category. I don't know what to call him?
What do you call them?
Speaker 3 (03:05):
Baboos? And what gorillas?
Speaker 2 (03:07):
All right, we're talking about gorillas?
Speaker 3 (03:08):
Okay, yes, well, do gorillas have a high sex drive?
Speaker 8 (03:17):
Not really, but they do like the monkey around.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
So do gorillas have a high sex drive? You say not? No,
they do not, Kevin, agree or disagree?
Speaker 2 (03:36):
I disagree and dog.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
They do not. She knew about that.
Speaker 5 (03:44):
Don't ask me how, Kevin.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Good news will have got some cool consolation prizes because
not everybody can beat our blonde. So if you hang on,
Jackie will hook you up. Buddy.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
All right, thank you, John.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
I'm a first time caller, right man, buddy, appreciate you if.
Speaker 9 (04:05):
You If I can, I'd like to give a quick
shout out to my one year old granddaughter and he
was currently at U p m C hospital waiting any
uh liver transplant.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
Oh wow, anybody.
Speaker 9 (04:15):
Any resident interested in being a donor can get a
U p m C registry dot org.
Speaker 10 (04:20):
Thank you so much, guys.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Yeah yeah, Kevin, hold on, let let us get that.
Did you say.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
You p n U p M as in men U
p m C U p m C doc Registry dot org.
Speaker 5 (04:41):
Okay, gotcha?
Speaker 2 (04:42):
Okay, all right, good, we got that. And what's your
what's your granddaughter's name? Kevin? For our for our preying
big show.
Speaker 9 (04:48):
Listeners here, Elena Rose Andrews.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
Elena Rose, Remember Elena Rose? All right, Kevin, thank you,
bud uh you hang on? Yeah, well, thank you, keep us,
keep us updated on that, buddy. Appreciate you, all right, yes, sir,
thank you. BOTOMN I wear taboo news right on the
(05:14):
on the side. Oh, special visit from Tar Magnum MAGNAMMSL.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
How about that. It does get better.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Good Wednesday Morning, big shows on the radio. And now,
ladies and gentlemen, it's time once again for a mysterious
visitor from the East, the all seeing, all knowing, and
former life coach to Kanye West Tarmac, the Magnificent.
Speaker 11 (06:11):
I believe the expression is why not Tarmack.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
I hold in my hands the envelopes as a child
of four complaintly see. These envelopes are hermetically sealed. They've
been kept in a mayonnaise jar at the bottom of
Gary Busey's underwear door since noon yesterday. Though no one
knows the contents of these envelopes, but you, when your
mystical and simataban way, will ascertain the answers to these questions,
having never before seen the questions. Are you ready?
Speaker 11 (06:38):
If I had the turbine on? You know I was ready?
Star with envelope number one, Zippity Doda, zippity doo dah.
How does Super Mario till Luigi his zipper is down?
Speaker 3 (06:57):
Does he say like doo dah after everything he says?
Speaker 11 (07:00):
You know he's the it's a mean marrier.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
Well, let's go to envelope number two.
Speaker 11 (07:08):
Alien versus Predator, Alien versus Predators describe a Mexican guy
being attacked by Bill Cosby, ripped from the pages of today's.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
Dovelope number three.
Speaker 11 (07:28):
Crazy ex girlfriend, Crazy ex girlfriend. Let's see who did
Wolverine have to get a restraining order against.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
The man?
Speaker 6 (07:47):
Some of these are way homers.
Speaker 3 (07:49):
Does he say do da.
Speaker 10 (07:53):
Well?
Speaker 11 (07:53):
Let's go to Ovelope number four? Nipsy Russell Nipsy Russ
Soul describe Russell Crowe shooting a movie outdoors on a
cold morning. Okay, I've found the level of the ground.
Speaker 3 (08:14):
I never left.
Speaker 11 (08:17):
Hovelope number five, The multiverse of madness.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
The multiverse of madness?
Speaker 11 (08:27):
What's the first line on the shipping address on Will
Smith's Amazon accounts? He's got a bad time?
Speaker 3 (08:36):
Were hovelope number six? V eight V eight?
Speaker 11 (08:44):
Name an std you can catch from an octopus? Because
they say do not hop Elope number seven? Everything ever, beware,
all at once.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
Everything, everywhere, all at once.
Speaker 11 (09:07):
What hurts the morning after a night of tequila shots?
This guy?
Speaker 3 (09:15):
Hovelobe number eight.
Speaker 11 (09:18):
Buddha Jedge, Buddha judge. What's Mike Tyson's favorite Michael Keaton movie?
You know you say his name. That's a way homer,
But I thought it was.
Speaker 7 (09:38):
Tarmac.
Speaker 3 (09:38):
I I hold in my hands the final envelop.
Speaker 11 (09:46):
May the fleas of a thousand camels infesture preparation each.
Speaker 3 (09:53):
There you go go.
Speaker 11 (09:56):
O mg w t f l m a O O
mg w t f.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
L m a O.
Speaker 11 (10:07):
What does John Boy find in the yard after Pearl
eats a bowl of alphabet soup?
Speaker 7 (10:15):
Ham?
Speaker 3 (10:44):
Good morning, This a big show on the radio. Let's go.
Speaker 4 (10:51):
Hello friends, you're old pelt Birtburn here with another skull rattling.
John Boy and Billy playhouse today's episode The Trophy Wife.
As our story opens, legendary British big game hunter Sir
Lloyin o'beife welcomes his new secretary Alassie, all the way
from Ireland.
Speaker 3 (11:11):
Unless my dead is the great hall.
Speaker 5 (11:15):
Oh, it's bigger than the one in my own house.
I said, it's bigger than my own house.
Speaker 3 (11:23):
Still trying to figure out where you're from. Wait until
you'll see your quarters, my dear, thirty thousand square feet.
You can play rugby in there.
Speaker 5 (11:34):
Look at all the animal heads on the wall. It
looks like a discount.
Speaker 3 (11:38):
Zoo ah my trophy, yes, yes, each one has a story.
Speaker 5 (11:44):
In that lion there looks so ferocious.
Speaker 3 (11:46):
Ah, ferocious. Indeed took five shots from my trusty rifle.
It still didn't stop him. I had to finish him
off with my knife. Now they killed me.
Speaker 5 (11:56):
Oh my, you're very lucky to survive.
Speaker 3 (11:59):
Is that the polar Ah? Yes, the Eskimos called him
white Death. I took him with a spear, but not
before he took off part of my left foot.
Speaker 5 (12:09):
George, No, if you're brave or crazy.
Speaker 3 (12:12):
Is heir bit of both? I suspect there.
Speaker 5 (12:15):
Is one that seems sort of out of place?
Speaker 3 (12:17):
Really? Which one?
Speaker 5 (12:19):
That one over there above the mantle.
Speaker 3 (12:22):
Ah? Yes, the flamingo.
Speaker 5 (12:25):
There can't possibly be a story with that one.
Speaker 3 (12:28):
And that's where you'd be wrong, young lady. That's the
one that killed my wife.
Speaker 5 (12:35):
Oh no, where are you on a safari.
Speaker 3 (12:37):
Eman's No, had fell off the wall and hit her
on the heads. From Ireland, We hope you've enjoyed John
Boy and Billy Playhouse. Now I'm just two buttons away
from my new trophy.
Speaker 4 (13:01):
Tune in next time when we'll hear the Royal Taxidermist say.
Speaker 3 (13:04):
Hey, big man, let me hold a dollar. Still another
pass back for you? Lessen thirty minutes from right now.
It's a big sell.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
Oh, let somebody better damn it than me, tell you
than me all right?
Speaker 6 (13:22):
Time might be the big show that stuff picking me
up at you?
Speaker 3 (13:26):
It's you, Marcel.
Speaker 12 (13:28):
What am I doing well when I'm not hanging up
on racing fat boying trying to cure Babs of her
terminal blondness. I'm liftening to my tooth favorite straight white
Southern points, John Boynt Billie on the Big Show. Oh, Marcel,
just stop, No, I won't tell Randy you said hello.
Speaker 3 (14:18):
Good morning.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
It's a big show on the radio for your Wednesday,
May twenty ninth, All right, congratulations Christopher Bell driving down
number twenty a toy y'all to win in co Cola
six hundred man Kyle Larson.
Speaker 3 (14:33):
It's a long.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
Shot, but it would have been needed if he could
have won both the in New five hundred and the
co Cola six hundred. I wonder anybody will ever do that.
Dog Gone weather Man messed him up trying to you know,
start the six hundred and Charlotte cause the Indie storms.
Speaker 3 (14:51):
Yeah through he finished up up when you she told me.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
I can't remember, but anyway, he's.
Speaker 10 (14:56):
A winning.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
So oh, we're talking about memories of the six hundred.
I thought about one.
Speaker 3 (15:04):
Were you with me? Tator?
Speaker 2 (15:06):
I don't know you were there, Brandy, you might have
been in the suits and Charlotte Motors Speedway. It was
a six hundred a few years back. And I had
a sleeve of hats. Remember we had the John Boy
and Billy racing hats. They were the painter caps that
was doing for our breakfast and champions and you know
like that. So it took them up so like some
(15:27):
some people in the grand stands while I was hanging
out the window greeting my fans, what the fans did?
Speaker 3 (15:35):
It's very popular, John Boy give us a hat. There
was some hats.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
It was once all right, So I had to sleeve
of them and I tried to drop them real gingerly
over the.
Speaker 3 (15:49):
Wind came and blew the ball out on the track.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
This is during the race.
Speaker 3 (15:56):
Just see oh no, that like on the area in the
front of the car. What if I was.
Speaker 8 (16:05):
Turned to rusty while I, oh no, something idiot threw
there's a pile up and turned.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
For is that John Boy hanging out of a one
dole in the Yeah, idiot.
Speaker 5 (16:20):
Well you're no Jason Kelsey. But you know, I'm sure,
but he's going to see you.
Speaker 13 (16:25):
I remember the time that Bruton Smith threw you out
of his Sweet because you ate all these shrimps.
Speaker 8 (16:33):
We had to wear long pants up there. How did
you you manage.
Speaker 3 (16:39):
Pants?
Speaker 9 (16:39):
Oh?
Speaker 10 (16:40):
Wow?
Speaker 3 (16:41):
Shirt? Yeah, you gotta have a collar shirt.
Speaker 8 (16:43):
And then I'm gonna say I wasn't there because I
had not witness that.
Speaker 13 (16:47):
Yeah, it was the next race that as soon as
you walked into Britain Sweet, he went, I'll hand you
the ice cream.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
Let me get into ice cream cooler. Good times, good times.
What's coming up next? Let's keep our eyes open. Good morning,
got the big show on the radio coming up? We
play worthy word winner gets a big old Red Max
prize pack. You gotta check out Red Max's new commercial
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you hit the Big Show dot com. We'll play for
it in minutes. Where right now from the desk of
Tatur Taming you this what to watch. Here's Marcia Tator.
Speaker 3 (17:36):
My red le Go.
Speaker 5 (17:38):
We have the Memorial weekend box office results.
Speaker 8 (17:41):
Coming in first place was Furiosa a mad Max Saga.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
Oh yeah, old skinny ballhead chicks?
Speaker 3 (17:50):
Is that her? Big guys? Sure?
Speaker 5 (17:53):
Okay, I thought she had hair, but okay. Coming in
second place, I have a Garfield movie. Yes, like Slatonia,
very realistic.
Speaker 8 (18:07):
Third place went to If with Ryan Reynolds and his
imaginary friends loved it.
Speaker 3 (18:15):
No.
Speaker 13 (18:15):
I saw a preview for it and it is very funny.
Off the preview, I love anything Ryan Reynolds is in. Thought,
got a little broken.
Speaker 8 (18:25):
Was he Ryan Reynolds in it again? Because he kind
of has one? Well, that's a good character. Fourth place
went to Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes Hanging
in there, guys, and fifth place went to The Fall Guy.
Speaker 6 (18:41):
I don't know why you're so disappointed with this.
Speaker 5 (18:45):
It's fun to be that way, all right. Coming into
theaters this Friday, Ezra.
Speaker 8 (18:50):
This story follows Max Brand and one successful late night
comedy writer turned less successful stand up comedian who.
Speaker 5 (18:56):
Struggles through the failure of his career and his marriage.
So he takes just.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
So, he takes.
Speaker 8 (19:05):
He's a co parent with his ex wife, and he
takes his autistic son who is named Ezra on a
life changing cross country road trip. It has Robert de
Niro in it, You're a Farmiga and Bobby kind of Hall.
Speaker 3 (19:20):
All Right.
Speaker 8 (19:21):
Also out this Friday Summer Camp, which follows Nora, Ginny
and Mary, three childhood best friends who used to spend
every summer at a sleep away camp together. After years,
the opportunity to get back together for a summer camp
presents itself and they.
Speaker 5 (19:33):
All sees it.
Speaker 8 (19:34):
This has Kathy Bates, Diane Keaton, Beverly DiAngelo, and Eugene Levy.
Speaker 2 (19:39):
Do they have a killer coming in there or anything?
Speaker 5 (19:42):
I think this is more of a comedy over.
Speaker 6 (19:44):
Boring, more of a more of an app American pie
kind of.
Speaker 2 (19:48):
For all those when you'd hope for Omaniac to come join.
Speaker 5 (19:52):
Right, I mean there might be a pillow fight. I
don't know, I know what you're asking.
Speaker 3 (19:56):
Me to sleepover, but I'd hope for one. In the theater.
Speaker 8 (20:01):
Streaming wise, you have Eric over on Netflix and this
stars Benedict Cumberbatch and it's a nineteen eighties New York setting.
The emotional thriller follows Vincent, who is Cumberback Match. He's
a puppeteering creator of a popular children's TV show, So
you can watch that. Eric is a puppet that comes
to life. Mayor of Kingstown. Season three is on Paramount
(20:23):
Plus and ren Fair is on HBO. And this kind
of combines tiger king with succession. And it's set at
a Renaissance fair and it's a you know it's real,
it's a documentary. It's a three episode docuseries. It's at
the Texas Renaissance Festival, where the guy in charge is
eighty six years old and refers to himself as King George.
So in these episodes, you're gonna watch and find out
(20:43):
what who he's gonna hand the fair off to. It
was the name of it, ah ren Fair. Look at him,
he's got the pennant. Renfair on HBO and in Texas
explores a tense, comical, very real game of thrones.
Speaker 2 (21:01):
All right, good work there, Ted, appreciate your baby. Well,
let's get us a winner. Let's play wordy word til
we do one eight hundred.
Speaker 3 (21:08):
Big show.
Speaker 2 (21:08):
You told free Line, get a couple of contest and
said playin next.
Speaker 1 (21:38):
Good Morning, that's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
Rolling through your Wednesday Morning. Today's feature track from the
Big Show Big Box.
Speaker 3 (21:45):
Randy's ride Along with Dirty Donnie.
Speaker 2 (21:48):
Yes retired police officer Donnie Presley talk about him yesterday
in a Big Show warehouse moving around the actual ride
along Ready when it was remember the Charlotte, North Carolina
Police Force.
Speaker 13 (22:03):
It was the greatest night of my life.
Speaker 3 (22:07):
Is awesome?
Speaker 2 (22:08):
You gotta jug it out keywords ride along when you
hit that bet box at the Big Show dot com.
Speaker 3 (22:15):
And right out, I had everybody's head. I bout the
bad big A word anywhere, the word anywhere.
Speaker 2 (22:21):
Lets meet the contestants. We got Mike from Henderson, Kentucky.
Good morning, Mike, Hello, good morning, Good morning buddy, welcome man.
Speaker 9 (22:31):
We got it.
Speaker 7 (22:32):
Who's that?
Speaker 3 (22:33):
What's what's that name? Oh s Barrys?
Speaker 2 (22:35):
Barra Barry from Coryton, Tennessee. Good morning, listener, Mary, Good
morning Barry. That hard name, wasn't it.
Speaker 3 (22:46):
Jackie looked like she put a U between.
Speaker 2 (22:48):
The A and the R, and I was trying to
figure that out.
Speaker 3 (22:53):
That is how her people?
Speaker 10 (22:54):
You mean.
Speaker 3 (22:57):
Just here, This is my son bre.
Speaker 2 (23:03):
All right, well, welcome boys, so is Mike and John
Boy and Barry and taterright all right, well, Michael's ma
and you go for the first thirty seconds here, say
we can put some points on the board.
Speaker 3 (23:17):
Are you ready?
Speaker 10 (23:19):
Let's do it?
Speaker 3 (23:20):
All right? Uh?
Speaker 2 (23:23):
Start the clock now. If you try something and it
doesn't work, you what you you will if you don't
have a good education, you will blank in life?
Speaker 1 (23:34):
What's a fail?
Speaker 9 (23:35):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (23:36):
All right, Biden? Is this right now of America? President? Yes?
Uh huh.
Speaker 2 (23:42):
The opposite of front is uh huh, all right. Jiu
jitsu is a form of what.
Speaker 3 (23:51):
Yes, uh huh. Your bones under your skin is your
entire You are good, Mike putting.
Speaker 2 (23:59):
It on that bunny I worded the death but fail
multi fail all right, Well we end up at five
on the board. Nice, And now Barry and Marcy for
their round one.
Speaker 3 (24:13):
Bear, are you ready all ready?
Speaker 1 (24:16):
Let's go tighter?
Speaker 3 (24:17):
Okay, and go.
Speaker 8 (24:19):
It's a metal, A bar is made out of it. Yes,
follow the bread blank, they leave a trail. Follow the
bread blank.
Speaker 10 (24:31):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (24:31):
Uh.
Speaker 5 (24:32):
The opposite of later is do it right now?
Speaker 8 (24:36):
Yes, rise with it, moo, says the cow.
Speaker 5 (24:41):
Yes, rise with it.
Speaker 8 (24:42):
Oh, you might see something, you go oh blank like
it's an explicit like uh hmmm, uh will you see something?
Speaker 7 (24:49):
Grill?
Speaker 3 (24:50):
Yes? All right?
Speaker 2 (24:53):
But while out there for a five we are tied
up after round one. Barry, we'll go Mike, me and
you for a round two. Buddy, all right, brand new
word starting to clock. Now two of these over your eyes,
your eye, eyebrow. Yeah, uh huh a blank response. It
(25:14):
means really quick. Give me anito. It means quick. Another word,
another word, another word, blank response. Uh, it's just a word.
That's gotta.
Speaker 3 (25:27):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (25:28):
You gotta keep keep going.
Speaker 3 (25:30):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
No, no, blank response. We need a real quick yeah,
yeah quick.
Speaker 3 (25:38):
No one.
Speaker 2 (25:41):
I wanted to help you, but I.
Speaker 1 (25:45):
Sick.
Speaker 2 (25:45):
We got one before I froze up on that one. Well,
let's see what Barry and Taylor can do picking up
on that last one. We're only leading by one. Let's
see what's gonna happen.
Speaker 3 (25:55):
Go.
Speaker 8 (25:57):
You go down to the white Water and and yes, god,
you hit a nail with one of these hammer.
Speaker 3 (26:05):
Yes that's the wind. I couldn't sang you rappids, white
water and.
Speaker 5 (26:10):
Dog gone and Mike, I don't feel good about.
Speaker 2 (26:19):
Oh, well you try again, buddy, Jackie, get like another
shot at I feel bad about that.
Speaker 3 (26:24):
All right, I'm actually.
Speaker 2 (26:26):
Done now, I'll never know again. I can do that, Okay, Barry. Hey,
good work on you, buddy.
Speaker 3 (26:33):
You a player. You got the.
Speaker 2 (26:34):
Big old Redmax prize pack. We'll get it to you
in Tennessee.
Speaker 9 (26:38):
All right, but I had a real good uh clue
giver that you should.
Speaker 2 (26:43):
Is you stepped up her game here here.
Speaker 3 (26:46):
I just love you well.
Speaker 1 (26:48):
I'm glad you do because I love you. I'll take.
Speaker 3 (26:52):
No. I'm won't hang on at you. Morning. Got a
big show on the Radiokay.
Speaker 2 (27:03):
Now I'm over it.
Speaker 3 (27:04):
It's high for O bid request.
Speaker 2 (27:05):
Let's make another listener happy. Besides Tater's contestant, he's not over.
Adam Covid says, could we hear something from Reverend Billy Ray.
I think now would be the perfect time, Adam, good request, buddy,
just coming up next.
Speaker 3 (27:46):
Good morning, it's a big showing the radio.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
There's something you would like to hear about this time
Monday through Friday. Reach out it is up the Big
Show dot com on the John Boyebilly Facebook page.
Speaker 3 (27:59):
You like hate her cell phone? It's seven four. I'm over.
I'm over there. They'll put you in the hole.
Speaker 2 (28:10):
Today's bit requests Adam Coleman.
Speaker 3 (28:13):
Ready, Adam, he.
Speaker 1 (28:21):
Good morning there, John Boy and Billy and Good morning
to all our beloved freems out there in radio land.
Speaker 9 (28:27):
This heirs a Reverend Billy Ray Collins from the Sorda
Joshua Independent Photo Gospel pennicourtilysium Bly, just off Street Road
twenty three on the Frontage Road. Well, friends, I took
my car in for a old change other day, and
that old unsaved mechanic at the Buick Place was telling
me about something going on at the Chick fil A.
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Apparently they're working on a new meatless menu item called
are you ready for this?
Speaker 1 (28:56):
The Chick fil A Collie flower.
Speaker 9 (28:59):
Sand which the grease monkey says it looks like chicken,
but it's made out of cauliflower. I know, y'all, Christian
folks love the Chick fil A. Why would they get
involved with a worldly idea like that? Well, I had
one of the computer smart fellers here.
Speaker 1 (29:16):
At the church look it up on the Google. Here's
the deal.
Speaker 9 (29:20):
The Chick fil A people are testing a meatless chicken
sandwich in places like Denver, Colorado, and Charleston, South Carolina,
and Greensboro, North Carolina. And if it does good, they're
gonna start selling it everywhere. Okay, They're gonna start offering
it everywhere. You know, I have never liked none of
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these plant based meat deals.
Speaker 1 (29:43):
Never could figure out why Burger King was the hot.
Speaker 9 (29:46):
On taking the burger out of cheeseburger, and I feel
pretty much the same way about them taking the chick
out of the Chick fil A. I mean, I know
a lot of folks that want to turn everybody vegan nowadays.
Is your uns shrub hopping hippie hippie trap. It felt
like the mechanic was saying that meatless chicken is unbiblical or.
Speaker 1 (30:08):
Something, and that might be a little bit of a stretch.
See Chick fil A ain't a Christian restaurant.
Speaker 9 (30:15):
It's a company that was started by Christians, and they
take a lot of guff from the homosexual crowd. But
I know for a fact they'll hire anybody that'll put
in an honest day's work. Just because they ain't open
on Sunday don't mean they only want to do business
with church people.
Speaker 1 (30:31):
And having dealt with church people my whole life, I
can see how they feel that work. So is fake
chicken made out of cauliflower a weird idea, you better know.
Speaker 9 (30:41):
It is, But they ain't replacing the real chicken. They're
just offering it as an option. Is it an affront
to people that like fried chicken? There's a good chance
it might be, But is it an affront to the Lord?
Speaker 1 (30:56):
Well?
Speaker 9 (30:56):
As the mouthy folks on Facebook say, calm down, Karen,
now will have to wait and see what customers have
to say about this, you high tech fake chicken meat.
Speaker 1 (31:07):
Personally, I have.
Speaker 9 (31:09):
My doubts, but I ain't worried about Chick fil A
going woke on us, as they say. Like most of
the folks who throw that word around, I ain't even
sure what it means, but I don't think it's a compliment.
Speaker 1 (31:20):
And in case you're wondering.
Speaker 9 (31:21):
What the Bible thinks about all this, I'll just refer
you to what the apostle Paul said in the Book
of Romans, chapter fourteen. And I quote, for one believeth
that he may eat all things another who is weak
edith only herbs. Let not him that edith despise him
that edith not, And let not him which edith not,
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judge him that edith. For God hath received him. Who
art thou to judge another man's servant? Let every man
be fully persuaded in his own mind. In other words,
like that old mean Army Feller said in that movie
Stripes Lighting up France. I mean, I know y'all ain't
used to hearing whatever he floats you both coming out
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of me, And I sure ain't used to taking the
pro choice stand on much of anything. But what can
I tell you? The Bible is full of surprise. And
now I'd like to close it with the word of
prayer for mat Father.
Speaker 1 (32:19):
We thank you for this day. Thank you for this
old wormy rock and roll crowd that's listening in on
the radio.
Speaker 9 (32:25):
I know you love them, just the way you love
the folks that's got good sense, meet the need of
every heart, save the soul that's nearest hell. Bless all
the meatless chickens, and if you seez fit, bless the
United States of America in Jesus' name. Bugety boogety boogety Amen,
our minds made up, but our door's wide open. Here
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at the Sword of Joshua, Independent full of Gospel of Pennacosti.
Speaker 1 (32:50):
Lisenblick just off State Road twenty three.
Speaker 9 (32:53):
All apro through this, here's a Reverend Billy Ray Collins
reminding them.
Speaker 1 (32:58):
So it's time to turn. So you yon boyn billy
is that.
Speaker 10 (33:02):
Y'all will have a nice.
Speaker 3 (33:28):
Good morning.
Speaker 2 (33:29):
Got a big show on the radio. We see talking
yesterday about it. Call one eight hundred Big shows. Get
Donnie Percy moving around the warehouse, gets you some big
show swag for US twenty twenty fourth summer time. And
before we hired Donnie full time, he was on the
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Charlotte Mecklenburg Police Force and Randy did a ride along
with him and it is a classic. By the way,
if you would like this, the big box search words
are right along.
Speaker 3 (34:03):
Here we go. I want to.
Speaker 6 (34:05):
Remind you, guys of a few years back when Donnie
was a cop before we worked for US, I did
a ride along with him a couple of times with
the Charlotte Police Department, and I got to tell you
the best night of my life was riding with Donnie.
We get a radio call that somebody's broken into an
apartment in a bad part of town. So we roll
on this call. Okay, it's cop talk rolling the call.
Speaker 3 (34:28):
So we get there.
Speaker 6 (34:29):
We get there and the lady is standing outside. She's
scared to go inside. The apartment's all dark and.
Speaker 11 (34:34):
There might be a purp in there.
Speaker 6 (34:35):
Yeah, so we've been asked to go inside to see
if the guy's still there. Well, we don't know, you know,
so gun's drawn, apartment all dark.
Speaker 2 (34:44):
You didn't have a gun.
Speaker 6 (34:45):
Oh yeah, yeah, Oh I had a carry concealed permit.
Speaker 2 (34:47):
Oh yeah, Husky and starts.
Speaker 6 (34:53):
So we get inside the apartment and we have to
go upstairs. We're already cleared downstairs. Have to go upstairs,
and Donnie's you know, being the cop, tell me be quiet,
you have to be very quiet. He's upstairs. We got
to look under the beds and in the doors and
in the closet.
Speaker 3 (35:05):
Okay, okay.
Speaker 6 (35:06):
We go to creeping up the stairs. Donnie gets about
three stairs up and trips and falls all the way
back down the staircase.
Speaker 3 (35:17):
And of course coming down.
Speaker 6 (35:18):
Oh way to keep quiet, Donnie. All right, So we
get you know, he regains himself. Were going back up,
going up the stairs, and the apartment's clear. There's nobody
in there.
Speaker 3 (35:28):
We come back out.
Speaker 6 (35:29):
Now there's a witness outside that says he saw a
guy run out of the house.
Speaker 3 (35:33):
You know.
Speaker 6 (35:33):
So we're thinking, all right, all right, let's roll around.
We'll roll the perimeter more cup So we go around
the perimeter kind of seeing if we can find it.
We roll up on a parked mini van. Now, remember, folks,
this is all in the same night, okay, on the
same call. We roll up on this little mini van
and the lights hit the back of it. It's not
it's on the side street. So the lights hit it,
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and you see a guy's head pop up from inside.
He's obviously up to no good inside it. You see
his mouth mouth bit of profanity.
Speaker 3 (36:01):
He bails out an old sport.
Speaker 6 (36:02):
No, he bails out the side of the van and
runs off into the backyard into the woods. Donnie quickly
throws the car in the park. I'm like, oh right,
he's into some real cop stuff. Now, jumps out of
the car and he's running after him. He gets about
three car links away from the squad. Car runs right
into a tree, I mean, just like in slow motion,
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falls back onto the ground, shakes his head, gets up,
looks back at me and says, get a flashlight.
Speaker 3 (36:33):
So I'm looking around for powder. I'm looking around in
the car for a flashlight.
Speaker 6 (36:38):
Shotgun. No, I grab a flashlight just in time to
shine it down here to see Donnie get up off
the ground. And run into another tree.
Speaker 3 (36:46):
He gets up.
Speaker 6 (36:49):
Hits the ground again. He's now he's frustrated. The guy's
way into the woods. So Donnie comes kind of limping
back in the car. He's got like twigs in his
hair and.
Speaker 3 (36:57):
His pants are torn in about ten yards, and.
Speaker 6 (37:01):
He gets on the radio and calls for the other
cops that come to surround the perimeter and close in
on the guy. Now we're rolling around this circle that
they've set up trying to close the.
Speaker 3 (37:08):
Net on the guy.
Speaker 6 (37:09):
So we get up and they they're pretty sure that
the guy ran into this park area. And Donnie pulls
up to the side of this area and takes the
PA microphone for the cop car and looks over. I mean,
and in all sincerity, was very very serious. Can you
bark like a dog?
Speaker 11 (37:27):
And your reply was, of course, are you hitting on me?
Speaker 6 (37:32):
How I can't bark like a dog?
Speaker 1 (37:33):
Why?
Speaker 6 (37:33):
Because if they hear police dogs, they'll usually you know,
give themselves up. No, I can't. And by the way,
take me the hell hole before I get killed in
the line of duty? Am I Not even on dude?
So for anybodyho wonders why Donnie's now the souvenir.
Speaker 3 (37:49):
Rig Sellsman detective. So what happened to the guy?
Speaker 6 (37:54):
They never found him. They never found him, By the way,
I wonder why, because.
Speaker 3 (37:57):
You wouldn't bark like a dog.
Speaker 7 (38:00):
Hello.
Speaker 11 (38:00):
He still uses that one on the Superhuric Stock.
Speaker 2 (38:04):
I can bark like the doctor. We'll get in the Trump.
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That's a Big Show on the radio, Wednesday morning, May
twenty ninth. Today's feature track from The Big Show bit
Box Randy's Right along with Dirty Donnie, Search for keywords,
ride along, let's talking about this yesterday.
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On their contest. But you can't get through, we'll call you.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Lot of you lining up. Jackie tells me wants to
play beating the Blonde you thanks to Tator's vastness of
knowledge between her ears, and should come out worse.
Speaker 5 (01:11):
Yeah, I know you're you're you're mentally censoring yourself.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
Well that's made our contestant.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
It's Kevin from Washington, Pennsylvania. Good morning, Kevin, Good morning,
Hey buddy, welcome. All right, you know what we're gonna do.
Ask Tatter some questions. You agree or disagree, whether you
think she's right or wrong?
Speaker 3 (01:32):
Two males. You're gonna win, all right, all right, all right?
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Right?
Speaker 3 (01:37):
Well, uh, Marcy, you're wandering through the jungle?
Speaker 5 (01:42):
Am I lost? Am I just walking through there?
Speaker 6 (01:44):
I mean?
Speaker 5 (01:44):
Did I wonder?
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Now?
Speaker 7 (01:46):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:46):
You're you meant to be there?
Speaker 2 (01:48):
Okay, but you suddenly come upon a large group of
baboons who immediately start smacking their lips and running softly.
Look over, Randy, are they welcoming you? Are warning you?
Speaker 5 (02:12):
They want to kiss you? They're warning, they're warning you.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Kevin Jaer says, they are warning you.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
Do you agree or disagree? I agree and I no.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
She can't persuade you in times like that. No, they're
welcoming you, welcoming you.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
Maggie lived with me.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
They're asking did you bring enough for everybody?
Speaker 3 (02:54):
There's one buzzer? Work this one? Right, Come on, marshall,
let's me right, baby, let's day with the.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Primal eighth category. I don't know what to call him?
What do you call them?
Speaker 3 (03:05):
Baboos? And what gorillas?
Speaker 2 (03:07):
All right, we're talking about gorillas?
Speaker 3 (03:08):
Okay, yes, well, do gorillas have a high sex drive?
Speaker 8 (03:17):
Not really, but they do like the monkey around.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
So do gorillas have a high sex drive? You say not? No,
they do not, Kevin, agree or disagree?
Speaker 2 (03:36):
I disagree and dog.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
They do not. She knew about that.
Speaker 5 (03:44):
Don't ask me how, Kevin.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Good news will have got some cool consolation prizes because
not everybody can beat our blonde. So if you hang on,
Jackie will hook you up. Buddy.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
All right, thank you, John.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
I'm a first time caller, right man, buddy, appreciate you if.
Speaker 9 (04:05):
You If I can, I'd like to give a quick
shout out to my one year old granddaughter and he
was currently at U p m C hospital waiting any
uh liver transplant.
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Oh wow, anybody.
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Any resident interested in being a donor can get a
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Speaker 10 (04:20):
Thank you so much, guys.
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Yeah yeah, Kevin, hold on, let let us get that.
Did you say.
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You p n U p M as in men U
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Speaker 5 (04:41):
Okay, gotcha?
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Okay, all right, good, we got that. And what's your
what's your granddaughter's name? Kevin? For our for our preying
big show.
Speaker 9 (04:48):
Listeners here, Elena Rose Andrews.
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Elena Rose, Remember Elena Rose? All right, Kevin, thank you,
bud uh you hang on? Yeah, well, thank you, keep us,
keep us updated on that, buddy. Appreciate you, all right, yes, sir,
thank you. BOTOMN I wear taboo news right on the
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on the side. Oh, special visit from Tar Magnum MAGNAMMSL.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
How about that. It does get better.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Good Wednesday Morning, big shows on the radio. And now,
ladies and gentlemen, it's time once again for a mysterious
visitor from the East, the all seeing, all knowing, and
former life coach to Kanye West Tarmac, the Magnificent.
Speaker 11 (06:11):
I believe the expression is why not Tarmack.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
I hold in my hands the envelopes as a child
of four complaintly see. These envelopes are hermetically sealed. They've
been kept in a mayonnaise jar at the bottom of
Gary Busey's underwear door since noon yesterday. Though no one
knows the contents of these envelopes, but you, when your
mystical and simataban way, will ascertain the answers to these questions,
having never before seen the questions. Are you ready?
Speaker 11 (06:38):
If I had the turbine on? You know I was ready?
Star with envelope number one, Zippity Doda, zippity doo dah.
How does Super Mario till Luigi his zipper is down?
Speaker 3 (06:57):
Does he say like doo dah after everything he says?
Speaker 11 (07:00):
You know he's the it's a mean marrier.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
Well, let's go to envelope number two.
Speaker 11 (07:08):
Alien versus Predator, Alien versus Predators describe a Mexican guy
being attacked by Bill Cosby, ripped from the pages of today's.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
Dovelope number three.
Speaker 11 (07:28):
Crazy ex girlfriend, Crazy ex girlfriend. Let's see who did
Wolverine have to get a restraining order against.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
The man?
Speaker 6 (07:47):
Some of these are way homers.
Speaker 3 (07:49):
Does he say do da.
Speaker 10 (07:53):
Well?
Speaker 11 (07:53):
Let's go to Ovelope number four? Nipsy Russell Nipsy Russ
Soul describe Russell Crowe shooting a movie outdoors on a
cold morning. Okay, I've found the level of the ground.
Speaker 3 (08:14):
I never left.
Speaker 11 (08:17):
Hovelope number five, The multiverse of madness.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
The multiverse of madness?
Speaker 11 (08:27):
What's the first line on the shipping address on Will
Smith's Amazon accounts? He's got a bad time?
Speaker 3 (08:36):
Were hovelope number six? V eight V eight?
Speaker 11 (08:44):
Name an std you can catch from an octopus? Because
they say do not hop Elope number seven? Everything ever, beware,
all at once.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
Everything, everywhere, all at once.
Speaker 11 (09:07):
What hurts the morning after a night of tequila shots?
This guy?
Speaker 3 (09:15):
Hovelobe number eight.
Speaker 11 (09:18):
Buddha Jedge, Buddha judge. What's Mike Tyson's favorite Michael Keaton movie?
You know you say his name. That's a way homer,
But I thought it was.
Speaker 7 (09:38):
Tarmac.
Speaker 3 (09:38):
I I hold in my hands the final envelop.
Speaker 11 (09:46):
May the fleas of a thousand camels infesture preparation each.
Speaker 3 (09:53):
There you go go.
Speaker 11 (09:56):
O mg w t f l m a O O
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Speaker 1 (10:04):
L m a O.
Speaker 11 (10:07):
What does John Boy find in the yard after Pearl
eats a bowl of alphabet soup?
Speaker 7 (10:15):
Ham?
Speaker 3 (10:44):
Good morning, This a big show on the radio. Let's go.
Speaker 4 (10:51):
Hello friends, you're old pelt Birtburn here with another skull rattling.
John Boy and Billy playhouse today's episode The Trophy Wife.
As our story opens, legendary British big game hunter Sir
Lloyin o'beife welcomes his new secretary Alassie, all the way
from Ireland.
Speaker 3 (11:11):
Unless my dead is the great hall.
Speaker 5 (11:15):
Oh, it's bigger than the one in my own house.
I said, it's bigger than my own house.
Speaker 3 (11:23):
Still trying to figure out where you're from. Wait until
you'll see your quarters, my dear, thirty thousand square feet.
You can play rugby in there.
Speaker 5 (11:34):
Look at all the animal heads on the wall. It
looks like a discount.
Speaker 3 (11:38):
Zoo ah my trophy, yes, yes, each one has a story.
Speaker 5 (11:44):
In that lion there looks so ferocious.
Speaker 3 (11:46):
Ah, ferocious. Indeed took five shots from my trusty rifle.
It still didn't stop him. I had to finish him
off with my knife. Now they killed me.
Speaker 5 (11:56):
Oh my, you're very lucky to survive.
Speaker 3 (11:59):
Is that the polar Ah? Yes, the Eskimos called him
white Death. I took him with a spear, but not
before he took off part of my left foot.
Speaker 5 (12:09):
George, No, if you're brave or crazy.
Speaker 3 (12:12):
Is heir bit of both? I suspect there.
Speaker 5 (12:15):
Is one that seems sort of out of place?
Speaker 3 (12:17):
Really? Which one?
Speaker 5 (12:19):
That one over there above the mantle.
Speaker 3 (12:22):
Ah? Yes, the flamingo.
Speaker 5 (12:25):
There can't possibly be a story with that one.
Speaker 3 (12:28):
And that's where you'd be wrong, young lady. That's the
one that killed my wife.
Speaker 5 (12:35):
Oh no, where are you on a safari.
Speaker 3 (12:37):
Eman's No, had fell off the wall and hit her
on the heads. From Ireland, We hope you've enjoyed John
Boy and Billy Playhouse. Now I'm just two buttons away
from my new trophy.
Speaker 4 (13:01):
Tune in next time when we'll hear the Royal Taxidermist say.
Speaker 3 (13:04):
Hey, big man, let me hold a dollar. Still another
pass back for you? Lessen thirty minutes from right now.
It's a big sell.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
Oh, let somebody better damn it than me, tell you
than me all right?
Speaker 6 (13:22):
Time might be the big show that stuff picking me
up at you?
Speaker 3 (13:26):
It's you, Marcel.
Speaker 12 (13:28):
What am I doing well when I'm not hanging up
on racing fat boying trying to cure Babs of her
terminal blondness. I'm liftening to my tooth favorite straight white
Southern points, John Boynt Billie on the Big Show. Oh, Marcel,
just stop, No, I won't tell Randy you said hello.
Speaker 3 (14:18):
Good morning.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
It's a big show on the radio for your Wednesday,
May twenty ninth, All right, congratulations Christopher Bell driving down
number twenty a toy y'all to win in co Cola
six hundred man Kyle Larson.
Speaker 3 (14:33):
It's a long.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
Shot, but it would have been needed if he could
have won both the in New five hundred and the
co Cola six hundred. I wonder anybody will ever do that.
Dog Gone weather Man messed him up trying to you know,
start the six hundred and Charlotte cause the Indie storms.
Speaker 3 (14:51):
Yeah through he finished up up when you she told me.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
I can't remember, but anyway, he's.
Speaker 10 (14:56):
A winning.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
So oh, we're talking about memories of the six hundred.
I thought about one.
Speaker 3 (15:04):
Were you with me? Tator?
Speaker 2 (15:06):
I don't know you were there, Brandy, you might have
been in the suits and Charlotte Motors Speedway. It was
a six hundred a few years back. And I had
a sleeve of hats. Remember we had the John Boy
and Billy racing hats. They were the painter caps that
was doing for our breakfast and champions and you know
like that. So it took them up so like some
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some people in the grand stands while I was hanging
out the window greeting my fans, what the fans did?
Speaker 3 (15:35):
It's very popular, John Boy give us a hat. There
was some hats.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
It was once all right, So I had to sleeve
of them and I tried to drop them real gingerly
over the.
Speaker 3 (15:49):
Wind came and blew the ball out on the track.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
This is during the race.
Speaker 3 (15:56):
Just see oh no, that like on the area in the
front of the car. What if I was.
Speaker 8 (16:05):
Turned to rusty while I, oh no, something idiot threw
there's a pile up and turned.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
For is that John Boy hanging out of a one
dole in the Yeah, idiot.
Speaker 5 (16:20):
Well you're no Jason Kelsey. But you know, I'm sure,
but he's going to see you.
Speaker 13 (16:25):
I remember the time that Bruton Smith threw you out
of his Sweet because you ate all these shrimps.
Speaker 8 (16:33):
We had to wear long pants up there. How did
you you manage.
Speaker 3 (16:39):
Pants?
Speaker 9 (16:39):
Oh?
Speaker 10 (16:40):
Wow?
Speaker 3 (16:41):
Shirt? Yeah, you gotta have a collar shirt.
Speaker 8 (16:43):
And then I'm gonna say I wasn't there because I
had not witness that.
Speaker 13 (16:47):
Yeah, it was the next race that as soon as
you walked into Britain Sweet, he went, I'll hand you
the ice cream.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
Let me get into ice cream cooler. Good times, good times.
What's coming up next? Let's keep our eyes open. Good morning,
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Tatur Taming you this what to watch. Here's Marcia Tator.
Speaker 3 (17:36):
My red le Go.
Speaker 5 (17:38):
We have the Memorial weekend box office results.
Speaker 8 (17:41):
Coming in first place was Furiosa a mad Max Saga.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
Oh yeah, old skinny ballhead chicks?
Speaker 3 (17:50):
Is that her? Big guys? Sure?
Speaker 5 (17:53):
Okay, I thought she had hair, but okay. Coming in
second place, I have a Garfield movie. Yes, like Slatonia,
very realistic.
Speaker 8 (18:07):
Third place went to If with Ryan Reynolds and his
imaginary friends loved it.
Speaker 3 (18:15):
No.
Speaker 13 (18:15):
I saw a preview for it and it is very funny.
Off the preview, I love anything Ryan Reynolds is in. Thought,
got a little broken.
Speaker 8 (18:25):
Was he Ryan Reynolds in it again? Because he kind
of has one? Well, that's a good character. Fourth place
went to Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes Hanging
in there, guys, and fifth place went to The Fall Guy.
Speaker 6 (18:41):
I don't know why you're so disappointed with this.
Speaker 5 (18:45):
It's fun to be that way, all right. Coming into
theaters this Friday, Ezra.
Speaker 8 (18:50):
This story follows Max Brand and one successful late night
comedy writer turned less successful stand up comedian who.
Speaker 5 (18:56):
Struggles through the failure of his career and his marriage.
So he takes just.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
So, he takes.
Speaker 8 (19:05):
He's a co parent with his ex wife, and he
takes his autistic son who is named Ezra on a
life changing cross country road trip. It has Robert de
Niro in it, You're a Farmiga and Bobby kind of Hall.
Speaker 3 (19:20):
All Right.
Speaker 8 (19:21):
Also out this Friday Summer Camp, which follows Nora, Ginny
and Mary, three childhood best friends who used to spend
every summer at a sleep away camp together. After years,
the opportunity to get back together for a summer camp
presents itself and they.
Speaker 5 (19:33):
All sees it.
Speaker 8 (19:34):
This has Kathy Bates, Diane Keaton, Beverly DiAngelo, and Eugene Levy.
Speaker 2 (19:39):
Do they have a killer coming in there or anything?
Speaker 5 (19:42):
I think this is more of a comedy over.
Speaker 6 (19:44):
Boring, more of a more of an app American pie
kind of.
Speaker 2 (19:48):
For all those when you'd hope for Omaniac to come join.
Speaker 5 (19:52):
Right, I mean there might be a pillow fight. I
don't know, I know what you're asking.
Speaker 3 (19:56):
Me to sleepover, but I'd hope for one. In the theater.
Speaker 8 (20:01):
Streaming wise, you have Eric over on Netflix and this
stars Benedict Cumberbatch and it's a nineteen eighties New York setting.
The emotional thriller follows Vincent, who is Cumberback Match. He's
a puppeteering creator of a popular children's TV show, So
you can watch that. Eric is a puppet that comes
to life. Mayor of Kingstown. Season three is on Paramount
(20:23):
Plus and ren Fair is on HBO. And this kind
of combines tiger king with succession. And it's set at
a Renaissance fair and it's a you know it's real,
it's a documentary. It's a three episode docuseries. It's at
the Texas Renaissance Festival, where the guy in charge is
eighty six years old and refers to himself as King George.
So in these episodes, you're gonna watch and find out
(20:43):
what who he's gonna hand the fair off to. It
was the name of it, ah ren Fair. Look at him,
he's got the pennant. Renfair on HBO and in Texas
explores a tense, comical, very real game of thrones.
Speaker 2 (21:01):
All right, good work there, Ted, appreciate your baby. Well,
let's get us a winner. Let's play wordy word til
we do one eight hundred.
Speaker 3 (21:08):
Big show.
Speaker 2 (21:08):
You told free Line, get a couple of contest and
said playin next.
Speaker 1 (21:38):
Good Morning, that's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
Rolling through your Wednesday Morning. Today's feature track from the
Big Show Big Box.
Speaker 3 (21:45):
Randy's ride Along with Dirty Donnie.
Speaker 2 (21:48):
Yes retired police officer Donnie Presley talk about him yesterday
in a Big Show warehouse moving around the actual ride
along Ready when it was remember the Charlotte, North Carolina
Police Force.
Speaker 13 (22:03):
It was the greatest night of my life.
Speaker 3 (22:07):
Is awesome?
Speaker 2 (22:08):
You gotta jug it out keywords ride along when you
hit that bet box at the Big Show dot com.
Speaker 3 (22:15):
And right out, I had everybody's head. I bout the
bad big A word anywhere, the word anywhere.
Speaker 2 (22:21):
Lets meet the contestants. We got Mike from Henderson, Kentucky.
Good morning, Mike, Hello, good morning, Good morning buddy, welcome man.
Speaker 9 (22:31):
We got it.
Speaker 7 (22:32):
Who's that?
Speaker 3 (22:33):
What's what's that name? Oh s Barrys?
Speaker 2 (22:35):
Barra Barry from Coryton, Tennessee. Good morning, listener, Mary, Good
morning Barry. That hard name, wasn't it.
Speaker 3 (22:46):
Jackie looked like she put a U between.
Speaker 2 (22:48):
The A and the R, and I was trying to
figure that out.
Speaker 3 (22:53):
That is how her people?
Speaker 10 (22:54):
You mean.
Speaker 3 (22:57):
Just here, This is my son bre.
Speaker 2 (23:03):
All right, well, welcome boys, so is Mike and John
Boy and Barry and taterright all right, well, Michael's ma
and you go for the first thirty seconds here, say
we can put some points on the board.
Speaker 3 (23:17):
Are you ready?
Speaker 10 (23:19):
Let's do it?
Speaker 3 (23:20):
All right? Uh?
Speaker 2 (23:23):
Start the clock now. If you try something and it
doesn't work, you what you you will if you don't
have a good education, you will blank in life?
Speaker 1 (23:34):
What's a fail?
Speaker 9 (23:35):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (23:36):
All right, Biden? Is this right now of America? President? Yes?
Uh huh.
Speaker 2 (23:42):
The opposite of front is uh huh, all right. Jiu
jitsu is a form of what.
Speaker 3 (23:51):
Yes, uh huh. Your bones under your skin is your
entire You are good, Mike putting.
Speaker 2 (23:59):
It on that bunny I worded the death but fail
multi fail all right, Well we end up at five
on the board. Nice, And now Barry and Marcy for
their round one.
Speaker 3 (24:13):
Bear, are you ready all ready?
Speaker 1 (24:16):
Let's go tighter?
Speaker 3 (24:17):
Okay, and go.
Speaker 8 (24:19):
It's a metal, A bar is made out of it. Yes,
follow the bread blank, they leave a trail. Follow the
bread blank.
Speaker 10 (24:31):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (24:31):
Uh.
Speaker 5 (24:32):
The opposite of later is do it right now?
Speaker 8 (24:36):
Yes, rise with it, moo, says the cow.
Speaker 5 (24:41):
Yes, rise with it.
Speaker 8 (24:42):
Oh, you might see something, you go oh blank like
it's an explicit like uh hmmm, uh will you see something?
Speaker 7 (24:49):
Grill?
Speaker 3 (24:50):
Yes? All right?
Speaker 2 (24:53):
But while out there for a five we are tied
up after round one. Barry, we'll go Mike, me and
you for a round two. Buddy, all right, brand new
word starting to clock. Now two of these over your eyes,
your eye, eyebrow. Yeah, uh huh a blank response. It
(25:14):
means really quick. Give me anito. It means quick. Another word,
another word, another word, blank response. Uh, it's just a word.
That's gotta.
Speaker 3 (25:27):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (25:28):
You gotta keep keep going.
Speaker 3 (25:30):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
No, no, blank response. We need a real quick yeah,
yeah quick.
Speaker 3 (25:38):
No one.
Speaker 2 (25:41):
I wanted to help you, but I.
Speaker 1 (25:45):
Sick.
Speaker 2 (25:45):
We got one before I froze up on that one. Well,
let's see what Barry and Taylor can do picking up
on that last one. We're only leading by one. Let's
see what's gonna happen.
Speaker 3 (25:55):
Go.
Speaker 8 (25:57):
You go down to the white Water and and yes, god,
you hit a nail with one of these hammer.
Speaker 3 (26:05):
Yes that's the wind. I couldn't sang you rappids, white
water and.
Speaker 5 (26:10):
Dog gone and Mike, I don't feel good about.
Speaker 2 (26:19):
Oh, well you try again, buddy, Jackie, get like another
shot at I feel bad about that.
Speaker 3 (26:24):
All right, I'm actually.
Speaker 2 (26:26):
Done now, I'll never know again. I can do that, Okay, Barry. Hey,
good work on you, buddy.
Speaker 3 (26:33):
You a player. You got the.
Speaker 2 (26:34):
Big old Redmax prize pack. We'll get it to you
in Tennessee.
Speaker 9 (26:38):
All right, but I had a real good uh clue
giver that you should.
Speaker 2 (26:43):
Is you stepped up her game here here.
Speaker 3 (26:46):
I just love you well.
Speaker 1 (26:48):
I'm glad you do because I love you. I'll take.
Speaker 3 (26:52):
No. I'm won't hang on at you. Morning. Got a
big show on the Radiokay.
Speaker 2 (27:03):
Now I'm over it.
Speaker 3 (27:04):
It's high for O bid request.
Speaker 2 (27:05):
Let's make another listener happy. Besides Tater's contestant, he's not over.
Adam Covid says, could we hear something from Reverend Billy Ray.
I think now would be the perfect time, Adam, good request, buddy,
just coming up next.
Speaker 3 (27:46):
Good morning, it's a big showing the radio.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
There's something you would like to hear about this time
Monday through Friday. Reach out it is up the Big
Show dot com on the John Boyebilly Facebook page.
Speaker 3 (27:59):
You like hate her cell phone? It's seven four. I'm over.
I'm over there. They'll put you in the hole.
Speaker 2 (28:10):
Today's bit requests Adam Coleman.
Speaker 3 (28:13):
Ready, Adam, he.
Speaker 1 (28:21):
Good morning there, John Boy and Billy and Good morning
to all our beloved freems out there in radio land.
Speaker 9 (28:27):
This heirs a Reverend Billy Ray Collins from the Sorda
Joshua Independent Photo Gospel pennicourtilysium Bly, just off Street Road
twenty three on the Frontage Road. Well, friends, I took
my car in for a old change other day, and
that old unsaved mechanic at the Buick Place was telling
me about something going on at the Chick fil A.
(28:49):
Apparently they're working on a new meatless menu item called
are you ready for this?
Speaker 1 (28:56):
The Chick fil A Collie flower.
Speaker 9 (28:59):
Sand which the grease monkey says it looks like chicken,
but it's made out of cauliflower. I know, y'all, Christian
folks love the Chick fil A. Why would they get
involved with a worldly idea like that? Well, I had
one of the computer smart fellers here.
Speaker 1 (29:16):
At the church look it up on the Google. Here's
the deal.
Speaker 9 (29:20):
The Chick fil A people are testing a meatless chicken
sandwich in places like Denver, Colorado, and Charleston, South Carolina,
and Greensboro, North Carolina. And if it does good, they're
gonna start selling it everywhere. Okay, They're gonna start offering
it everywhere. You know, I have never liked none of
(29:40):
these plant based meat deals.
Speaker 1 (29:43):
Never could figure out why Burger King was the hot.
Speaker 9 (29:46):
On taking the burger out of cheeseburger, and I feel
pretty much the same way about them taking the chick
out of the Chick fil A. I mean, I know
a lot of folks that want to turn everybody vegan nowadays.
Is your uns shrub hopping hippie hippie trap. It felt
like the mechanic was saying that meatless chicken is unbiblical or.
Speaker 1 (30:08):
Something, and that might be a little bit of a stretch.
See Chick fil A ain't a Christian restaurant.
Speaker 9 (30:15):
It's a company that was started by Christians, and they
take a lot of guff from the homosexual crowd. But
I know for a fact they'll hire anybody that'll put
in an honest day's work. Just because they ain't open
on Sunday don't mean they only want to do business
with church people.
Speaker 1 (30:31):
And having dealt with church people my whole life, I
can see how they feel that work. So is fake
chicken made out of cauliflower a weird idea, you better know.
Speaker 9 (30:41):
It is, But they ain't replacing the real chicken. They're
just offering it as an option. Is it an affront
to people that like fried chicken? There's a good chance
it might be, But is it an affront to the Lord?
Speaker 1 (30:56):
Well?
Speaker 9 (30:56):
As the mouthy folks on Facebook say, calm down, Karen,
now will have to wait and see what customers have
to say about this, you high tech fake chicken meat.
Speaker 1 (31:07):
Personally, I have.
Speaker 9 (31:09):
My doubts, but I ain't worried about Chick fil A
going woke on us, as they say. Like most of
the folks who throw that word around, I ain't even
sure what it means, but I don't think it's a compliment.
Speaker 1 (31:20):
And in case you're wondering.
Speaker 9 (31:21):
What the Bible thinks about all this, I'll just refer
you to what the apostle Paul said in the Book
of Romans, chapter fourteen. And I quote, for one believeth
that he may eat all things another who is weak
edith only herbs. Let not him that edith despise him
that edith not, And let not him which edith not,
(31:44):
judge him that edith. For God hath received him. Who
art thou to judge another man's servant? Let every man
be fully persuaded in his own mind. In other words,
like that old mean Army Feller said in that movie
Stripes Lighting up France. I mean, I know y'all ain't
used to hearing whatever he floats you both coming out
(32:06):
of me, And I sure ain't used to taking the
pro choice stand on much of anything. But what can
I tell you? The Bible is full of surprise. And
now I'd like to close it with the word of
prayer for mat Father.
Speaker 1 (32:19):
We thank you for this day. Thank you for this
old wormy rock and roll crowd that's listening in on
the radio.
Speaker 9 (32:25):
I know you love them, just the way you love
the folks that's got good sense, meet the need of
every heart, save the soul that's nearest hell. Bless all
the meatless chickens, and if you seez fit, bless the
United States of America in Jesus' name. Bugety boogety boogety Amen,
our minds made up, but our door's wide open. Here
(32:46):
at the Sword of Joshua, Independent full of Gospel of Pennacosti.
Speaker 1 (32:50):
Lisenblick just off State Road twenty three.
Speaker 9 (32:53):
All apro through this, here's a Reverend Billy Ray Collins
reminding them.
Speaker 1 (32:58):
So it's time to turn. So you yon boyn billy
is that.
Speaker 10 (33:02):
Y'all will have a nice.
Speaker 3 (33:28):
Good morning.
Speaker 2 (33:29):
Got a big show on the radio. We see talking
yesterday about it. Call one eight hundred Big shows. Get
Donnie Percy moving around the warehouse, gets you some big
show swag for US twenty twenty fourth summer time. And
before we hired Donnie full time, he was on the
(33:51):
Charlotte Mecklenburg Police Force and Randy did a ride along
with him and it is a classic. By the way,
if you would like this, the big box search words
are right along.
Speaker 3 (34:03):
Here we go. I want to.
Speaker 6 (34:05):
Remind you, guys of a few years back when Donnie
was a cop before we worked for US, I did
a ride along with him a couple of times with
the Charlotte Police Department, and I got to tell you
the best night of my life was riding with Donnie.
We get a radio call that somebody's broken into an
apartment in a bad part of town. So we roll
on this call. Okay, it's cop talk rolling the call.
Speaker 3 (34:28):
So we get there.
Speaker 6 (34:29):
We get there and the lady is standing outside. She's
scared to go inside. The apartment's all dark and.
Speaker 11 (34:34):
There might be a purp in there.
Speaker 6 (34:35):
Yeah, so we've been asked to go inside to see
if the guy's still there. Well, we don't know, you know,
so gun's drawn, apartment all dark.
Speaker 2 (34:44):
You didn't have a gun.
Speaker 6 (34:45):
Oh yeah, yeah, Oh I had a carry concealed permit.
Speaker 2 (34:47):
Oh yeah, Husky and starts.
Speaker 6 (34:53):
So we get inside the apartment and we have to
go upstairs. We're already cleared downstairs. Have to go upstairs,
and Donnie's you know, being the cop, tell me be quiet,
you have to be very quiet. He's upstairs. We got
to look under the beds and in the doors and
in the closet.
Speaker 3 (35:05):
Okay, okay.
Speaker 6 (35:06):
We go to creeping up the stairs. Donnie gets about
three stairs up and trips and falls all the way
back down the staircase.
Speaker 3 (35:17):
And of course coming down.
Speaker 6 (35:18):
Oh way to keep quiet, Donnie. All right, So we
get you know, he regains himself. Were going back up,
going up the stairs, and the apartment's clear. There's nobody
in there.
Speaker 3 (35:28):
We come back out.
Speaker 6 (35:29):
Now there's a witness outside that says he saw a
guy run out of the house.
Speaker 3 (35:33):
You know.
Speaker 6 (35:33):
So we're thinking, all right, all right, let's roll around.
We'll roll the perimeter more cup So we go around
the perimeter kind of seeing if we can find it.
We roll up on a parked mini van. Now, remember, folks,
this is all in the same night, okay, on the
same call. We roll up on this little mini van
and the lights hit the back of it. It's not
it's on the side street. So the lights hit it,
(35:54):
and you see a guy's head pop up from inside.
He's obviously up to no good inside it. You see
his mouth mouth bit of profanity.
Speaker 3 (36:01):
He bails out an old sport.
Speaker 6 (36:02):
No, he bails out the side of the van and
runs off into the backyard into the woods. Donnie quickly
throws the car in the park. I'm like, oh right,
he's into some real cop stuff. Now, jumps out of
the car and he's running after him. He gets about
three car links away from the squad. Car runs right
into a tree, I mean, just like in slow motion,
(36:24):
falls back onto the ground, shakes his head, gets up,
looks back at me and says, get a flashlight.
Speaker 3 (36:33):
So I'm looking around for powder. I'm looking around in
the car for a flashlight.
Speaker 6 (36:38):
Shotgun. No, I grab a flashlight just in time to
shine it down here to see Donnie get up off
the ground. And run into another tree.
Speaker 3 (36:46):
He gets up.
Speaker 6 (36:49):
Hits the ground again. He's now he's frustrated. The guy's
way into the woods. So Donnie comes kind of limping
back in the car. He's got like twigs in his
hair and.
Speaker 3 (36:57):
His pants are torn in about ten yards, and.
Speaker 6 (37:01):
He gets on the radio and calls for the other
cops that come to surround the perimeter and close in
on the guy. Now we're rolling around this circle that
they've set up trying to close the.
Speaker 3 (37:08):
Net on the guy.
Speaker 6 (37:09):
So we get up and they they're pretty sure that
the guy ran into this park area. And Donnie pulls
up to the side of this area and takes the
PA microphone for the cop car and looks over. I mean,
and in all sincerity, was very very serious. Can you
bark like a dog?
Speaker 11 (37:27):
And your reply was, of course, are you hitting on me?
Speaker 6 (37:32):
How I can't bark like a dog?
Speaker 1 (37:33):
Why?
Speaker 6 (37:33):
Because if they hear police dogs, they'll usually you know,
give themselves up. No, I can't. And by the way,
take me the hell hole before I get killed in
the line of duty? Am I Not even on dude?
So for anybodyho wonders why Donnie's now the souvenir.
Speaker 3 (37:49):
Rig Sellsman detective. So what happened to the guy?
Speaker 6 (37:54):
They never found him. They never found him, By the way,
I wonder why, because.
Speaker 3 (37:57):
You wouldn't bark like a dog.
Speaker 7 (38:00):
Hello.
Speaker 11 (38:00):
He still uses that one on the Superhuric Stock.
Speaker 2 (38:04):
I can bark like the doctor. We'll get in the Trump.
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