May 30, 2024 • 40 mins
Thursday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, Tater recaps her list of What to Watch.. - We’ll see what’s happening over at Three Legged Larry’s Sideshow of Savings.. - Delbert had a little trouble at the river last weekend - we’ll check in with Hoyt for whole story.. - Doug Rice tells us why the Coca-Cola 600 became the Coca-Cola 150.. - we’ll take a ride on Otis - The Elevator From Hell.. - and we’ll wrap up the morning with Ike Turner’s advice for dealing with a co-worker with bad breath..
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Speaker 1 (00:04):
Good morning. You got the big shoe on the radio.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
More chances for you the wind coming up after your.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
News weathers mart Hey, yeah, this is your old pals,
you stein La Black when I'm not mooching some of
that buying Jacques Danielle Whiskey and I play the right
fine gumbo off my best friend Woodrow Boodro and that
sassy sack of wife and his on Lizbeth.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
I'm listening to those.
Speaker 4 (00:24):
Tool wacky Cajun John Boy and Philly right down on
that there big show.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Woie, there's funny I Gary on.
Speaker 5 (00:31):
Pete, I could doodle doo, I could doodle doo.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Or how do they say it in France? Tater oh.
Speaker 6 (01:29):
Like that.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
It's kind of a cross between Marie the French Baby
and Speedy Gonzales fuss mousing all the mag.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Well, it's National Creativity Day and my girl got a
head start on it.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Hold loud.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
That Jackie had Jose if Jose hornandezais listen Jose, So
all right, Jackie don't speak Spanish, well he doesn't speak English,
so it was it was a nice match.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Your shout out completely wasted.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Let's go for most of our English speaking audiences. National
Creativity Day. We afore mentioned National water a Flower Day.
We we works, fine, what is it drinking? Buddy brought
a plant back to life from his front porch that
he would we we on and it was really unbelievable
(02:37):
playing to watch front porch. Okay, it wasn't front port,
y'all didn't plant. Are you getting me, y'all, don't I'm
just reporting, Okay, reporting. I used to have one that
did died from neglect. He yeah, he brought it back.
(03:00):
I thought, I bet that's I was really amazed. I thought,
for sure, just kill it off.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
They should.
Speaker 7 (03:07):
Like that.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Well, it worn't remember that Obama chea pet. We had
didn't work for that.
Speaker 7 (03:13):
I didn't know that it was being watered.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Over at Blonds Farm.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
We gotta just put it out a good little sunshine
a couple hours a day, and another walk by watering
was very handy.
Speaker 6 (03:27):
It was a drive by wedding and it was in
the front yard that gal water and flower Day with
great memories there on my end anyway, National Mint Juliup Day.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
I don't know why they're why they don't have the
Day of the Kentucky Derby, I know, right, but have
you ever had a mint jewel at May thirty?
Speaker 1 (03:46):
I don't think so. It's not good. It's bitter mint leaf.
Deal there a mint leaf, bourbon, sugar and water. It
just skip all the other stuff and stick with a bourbon. Well,
there you go.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
We got three days in history saved up. Out of
where booby we get out? Yeah, thank you A worried
about understanding Spanish and English here?
Speaker 1 (04:12):
So uh well we got yeah? Oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
The categories prize pack. I'm on finish waking up and
get you ready to win. Big shows on a radio.
Good morning, Big shows on a radio. Get that first prize.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
Pike out.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
I friends from bullsnot one hundred and twenty dollars. Where
the bull snot cleaning products, drug drivers, keep America moving,
bull snot make sure they look good doing it. You
can find bull snot at truck stops across America. I
ain't click on that link at the Big Show dot Com.
Listen up, win you some right here. You'll be a
bull's not lover for it's over with May thirtieth. It
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was nineteen seventy one cops shut down a Grateful Dead
concert in San fran after it was discovered Apple juice
laced with LSD was being distributed to the unsuspecting audience.
Speaker 7 (05:02):
Well, I understood why someone would want to drug people
that they won't see, especially if a hallucinogenic.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
You think you're losing your mind? Oh to doing that?
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Well, thirty six people were rushed to a crisis clinic
after drinking the electric cider.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Yeah, oh no, just starting that and not know why.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
Well, you had a grateful dead concert, right, probably won't
don't want.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
To just hear it the resist Okay, you probably already
got the drug sniffing dogs humping one leg.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
I move up to nineteen eighty five. The Navy fired
three officers after became public that they had purchased ashtrays
the costs of taxpayer six hundred and fifty nine dollars
a piece.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
Yea, three officers was a good deal.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
And finally, on this date twenty nineteen, two new studies
released found that eating processed foods leads to an early
death and ill health.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
It was published in the British Medical Journal.
Speaker 8 (06:08):
Of course, now the Britain's known for eating you know,
really well, you know, have you ever eaten any of
the British food? You don't see a British.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Restaurant popping up. You know down the street is horrible.
How about that. Let's find some British food.
Speaker 9 (06:24):
That we like.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
All right, that'll be a homework right now. Let's see
if we can get to win and begin and one
eight hundred. Big Show is your toll free line?
Speaker 10 (06:31):
Use that thing.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
We play out Birds next Thurs the morning. It's a
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Big show on the radio. What today's feature track for
the Big Show? Big Box?
Speaker 2 (07:08):
It's a axe like the bad Breath coworker Serge briggy
words bad bread hit the Big.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Box at the Big Show dot Com. Upburst, Let's play Outburst.
It's the game that anyone can win. Shamble and bully
to give.
Speaker 5 (07:30):
The prizes from the big Prize being.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
Let's go he contested number one. This should really be
a lot of fun when you're playing Upburst. Have a
hurry up and guest tune. You love the best tone.
You know, the big shots.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Let's say, hey, the bware from Batesburg, South Carolina.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
We have shots, don boy, Hey went we won in here? Buddy?
You awake all right?
Speaker 3 (08:16):
Me too?
Speaker 1 (08:17):
Oh my good?
Speaker 2 (08:18):
Well, let's work together here and get you that prize
pack delivered down Batesburg. You ready to go, right five seconds?
Speaker 1 (08:27):
Give us three juices? Ready go have hole?
Speaker 2 (08:32):
Aunt, Yes, grand's.
Speaker 10 (08:36):
Been that went.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Now three officers in the navy ready to.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
Go, Captain, have more a command? Uh downtown towntown, So
you hitd and gravy. Remember we learned that yesterday wrapping
up a bubblegum send it to the navy. One of
those three officers dater. Okay, look, I said, you look confused.
What paying attention to yesterday?
Speaker 7 (09:01):
What was that?
Speaker 1 (09:03):
Alright? They went here we go, buddy for the win.
Three processed foods ready to.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
Go, Uh, soda chips and kylar.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
Guess oh better way.
Speaker 10 (09:18):
That work?
Speaker 2 (09:19):
And that works today went one hundred and twenty dollars
worth of bulls not headed to you down Batesburg. Good deal, alright, Boddy,
all right, yeah that's on the first winter.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
Do you with his uh brother's knit and.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
W or nobody want to deal with it?
Speaker 7 (09:39):
No.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
I had a joke somewhere from Jim, don't mess it up.
(10:14):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one export.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
A local woman in Grayville County was cleaning up around
the Washington Heights area found what authorities believe was a
severed human. We we a, here's another Bobby thing. You know,
I was afraid of this when the Bobby thing happened
in all the press. A fad, yeah, fad so hula hoop. Yeah,
(10:49):
she finds like a severed you know, we wait in
a peanut butter jar.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
Oh, this sounds like an industrial accident. There's some worker
who's so he doesn't even realized he lost him. Remember
to talk about the pickle slicer. They fired both of
us peanut butter like that. You don't eat all the
(11:16):
one time, was it? Peter Pan?
Speaker 2 (11:25):
Lieutenant Sam Simmons, motioning for the Greenville County Sheriff's Office, said,
the lab.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
Yeah, now, how many of you have handled this? All right,
it's very.
Speaker 11 (11:40):
Tough for man, the boys at the lab. Hanger, Prince,
you mean, let's get the chalk outline. Guy, this shouldn't
be good. Somebody higer out somebody called big Tracy. Ah
wait now he said, we don't have any theories about
it right now. The woman found the suspected organ. While
(12:09):
suspected organ, Yes, she was working noticed something. She knows
a court sized jar, kind of happier size.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
Jar yeah, committed the symbol the court sized jar. This
guy's supremely unhappy. She noticed something suspicious in it.
Speaker 12 (12:34):
I guess that's not what you expected to find in
the court sized jar style.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
But that is ridiculous.
Speaker 4 (12:41):
I look at that.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
Anyway.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
They took the suspected organ to agree with Amorial Hospital.
It was examined by a pathologist who said, that's what
appears to me.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
You know the thing. You know what the thing is
on the North Carolina statutes.
Speaker 12 (12:54):
You know they advertising the paper for a month, and
if there's nobody that comes to claim it, she gets
to keep it.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
Yes, this was a good part of that.
Speaker 11 (13:05):
Why does everything remind me of any grea the shows?
Speaker 12 (13:08):
We all do.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
All right, we'll win, all right, three o'clock one week
from today. Uh, but you gotta a lot of guys
coming to claim it.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
Though pathologist was not able to estimate to win or
how long it had been in the jar. A piece
of paper which was secured on the object with a
rubber band the suicide note.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
He left.
Speaker 6 (13:34):
The guys.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
See that shows you that it does. Think you can't
stand this guy. This guy women sucks. I'm out here
and it killed itself. The peanut butter crunching machine line
with a suicide note wrapped around it. You can't take it.
So this guy's choice. The woman is killing me. I'm living,
(13:56):
I'm done, I'm done. What did the notes saying? Well,
it had some type of uh illegible writing on it. Well,
like I said, be a little hard for it to write.
It can think okay, but as we all know, it
just can't help you.
Speaker 7 (14:11):
Right.
Speaker 12 (14:13):
You could type about fifteen words a minute, train one,
but it's the handwriting is terrible. Yeah, well, I can't
grip the pen, no thumb, no opposing digit. Everybody's imagining it,
trying to write. Now, there's something there, go home. Mine
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can write real well. Yeah, and the snow doesn't get.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
We can take the snow doesn't get. The bad news
is it's Hillary's handwriting. We've linked them up. These are
lego jokes. We just keep putting one on top of
the o.
Speaker 2 (15:02):
The Sheriff's office has not received any calls relating to
the fine.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
Then the Organs is in storage storage, what's it's what's
in the police station refrigerator? Every time a guy who
runs f can you get now it's down at the
Morgue they have this little tiny drawing. You know, I'm
(15:31):
told him when they built this, Morgan this and come
in someday be handy. I'm told them what happened sooner
or later? Yeah, John Boy and Billy, stop it, you're
talking crazy.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
Good morning radio, dumb right, Good morning, there's a big
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show on the radio. There's always something exciting happening in
beautiful Dismal sep in South Carolina, and here to tell
us all about it as a mayor himself, the Honorable
Merwin Coob Fiddleswoop.
Speaker 13 (16:30):
Good morning, mister mayor. Good morning John Boy and all
your wonderful listeners. So watch the buzz and dismal Seepage.
Thank you for that totally unscripted and spontaneous question, John Boy,
and Dismal Seepage is buzzing. Indeed, it's all over this
weekend's big big Cicada Days festival.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
Who can't be topical? Interesting? All right? So what exactly
is Cicada Days about?
Speaker 13 (16:56):
It's about Cicada's I mean, it's right there in the title,
but like, what's going on? That's a pretty open ended question,
John Boy. Well, as you know, this is the big
Cicada emergence which only happens every seventeen years. It's a
time when you go outside and hear trillions of those
charming critters filling the air with a sound like a
nineteen fifties sci fi movie Flying Saucer.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
What better time to throw a party? Maybe after the
noise dies down.
Speaker 13 (17:24):
As usual, we dismal Seepageans kick off the shindig with
the big parade down Main Street. It'll be led by
our Cicada Days mascot Bugsy, a guy in a bug costume,
and Hi John Boy, but not just any costume. It
was created by Yeshiro Hondada, who created the creature suits
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for several Godzilla movies.
Speaker 1 (17:47):
Is it cute? Nope?
Speaker 13 (17:51):
The baton Twirlers from Deadly Mantis Junior High will be
on hand. The Fighting Cockroach's Marching Band from George Lopez
Community College will be playing the hits of the Beetles.
Everything ties in, and of course those wacky Shriners. Let
me gets the cars look like cicadas, not just look like,
but sound like. That's right, They've attached kazoos to their
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exhaust pipes. It's a whole scene many so what's on
the schedule? Well as you know in dismal seepage. We
like to kick it up a notch. This weekend we'll
be exploring one of the lesser known facets of cicada.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
Mania, eating them. Are you serious, damn skippy John boy.
Speaker 13 (18:30):
We've got the world famous Bugbeq food truck on hand,
preparing a big bug buffet for all to enjoy. They
have all sorts of taste tempting treats to set your
antennis twitching. Cicada and bacon, Kolopano poppers, Cicada masala, cicada parmesan,
cicada burritos, and for you health nuts out there, try
our cicada smoothie.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
So that's bugs in a blender right, all along.
Speaker 13 (18:51):
With other delights like organic banana, blueberries, crickets, oat milk, wheat, germ. Well,
wait a minute, crickets a wonderful source of protein, but
I don't worry.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
It won't distract from the taste of the cicada.
Speaker 13 (19:04):
And all these delicious treats can only be found at
Big Cicada Days festival, So I guess you've sampled everything.
We'll have a big closing night concert with Sarah Centipede's
hundred foot Orchestra, and the weekend is sponsored by the
National Department of Health.
Speaker 1 (19:21):
And Human Services. The government's footing the bill. Your tax
dollars at work. You're welcome.
Speaker 2 (19:28):
Sounds like a smoke screen to get the peasants to
learn how to eat bugs instead of steak.
Speaker 1 (19:35):
So come on down to the big dismal seepage Cicada days.
If you miss it, it'll bug you. Do you have
to peel them first? You're bugging me.
Speaker 2 (19:47):
Good morning, You got a big show on the radio.
More chance for you to win coming up.
Speaker 4 (19:52):
After your news, weather and sports. I stand on the hill,
but not for a thrill, for the breath of a
fresh keel. And never mind the man who contemplates doing
away with license plates. He stands alone anyhow, baking.
Speaker 9 (20:09):
The cookies of discontent by the heat of the laundromat,
leaving his soul. And then like in Portragal dot dot dot,
you know, kind of host set up leaving his soul
hearten the waters of the Medulla. Oblong God with John
(20:31):
Boy and Billy on the big show like that one,
John Boy, Good morning. That's big show on the radio.
Speaker 2 (21:13):
We rolled it to your Thursday morning, May thirtieth Man
We got some stuff that you can win this summer
here from the Big Show and I'm proud sponsors like
from LS Tractor, got the game keepers LS Tractor giveaway.
Click on that link at the Big Show dot Com.
Make sure you're rich're to win that. We got that
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trip of a lifetime today. The fourth anny Will Sturgess
Motorcycle Rally and Accustom Harley Davidson Performance Backer Surgeer starts
August first, so you got a couple of months.
Speaker 1 (21:45):
Make sure you are registered for that. You hit it
once a day.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
If you want to hit the Big Show dot com,
click on that Low Tigers banner and get information on
that chance to win a cool prize pack is coming
up in minutes.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
When we played John Boyd.
Speaker 2 (22:01):
Jeverardy versus what to watch from Tator Taman News that's.
Speaker 1 (22:06):
Next door on the Big Show boards, Big Show rolls on.
Speaker 2 (22:11):
Good Morning, Big Show's on the radio talking about Lord Tigers.
We got that big old prize pack of a hat,
T shirt, tumbler in the twenty five dollars gas car
that fillip at Motorcycle with a.
Speaker 1 (22:22):
Triple of a Lifetime.
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Eighty fourth Annuel Sturgess Motorcycle Rally, that custom Harley Davidson
performance backer. Click on the link at the Big Show
dot Com. We'll tell you about you on in there.
Hang on, we'll play board in minutes. Where Right now,
from the desk of Tator Taman News what to watch,
Here's Marci tater Myra.
Speaker 7 (22:44):
Let go, we have the Memorial weekend box office results.
Coming in first place was Furiosa a mad Max Saga.
Speaker 2 (22:53):
Oh yeah, old skinny ballhead chicks?
Speaker 1 (22:57):
Is that hurt me? Guys?
Speaker 7 (23:00):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (23:01):
I thought she had hair? But okay. Coming in second
place the Garfield movie.
Speaker 7 (23:10):
Yes, like Slatonia, very realistic. Third place went to If
Ryan Reynolds and his Imaginary friends loved it? No.
Speaker 8 (23:22):
I saw a preview for it and it is very funny.
Off the preview. I love anything Ryan Reynolds is in.
Though you got a little broken?
Speaker 7 (23:32):
Was he Ryan Reynolds in it again? Because he kind
of has one? Well, that's a good character. Fourth place
went to Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes. Hanging
in there, guys, And fifth place went to The Fall Guy.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
I don't know why you're so disappointed with this.
Speaker 5 (23:51):
It's fun to be that way, all right.
Speaker 7 (23:53):
Coming into theaters this Friday, Ezra This story follows Max Brandle,
and once successful late night comedy writer turned less successful
stand up comedian who struggles through the failure of his
career in his marriage. So he takes what's just, So
he takes He's a co parent with his ex wife,
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and he takes his autistic son, who is named Ezra,
on a life changeing cross country road trip. It has
Robert de Niro in it, You're a Farmiga and Bobby
kind of Hall.
Speaker 1 (24:27):
All right.
Speaker 7 (24:28):
Also out this Friday Summer Camp, which follows Nora, Ginny
and Mary, three childhood best friends who used to spend
every summer at a sleep away camp together. After years,
the opportunity to get back together for a summer camp,
he presents itself and they all sees it. This has
Kathy Bates, Diane Keaton, Beverly DiAngelo, and Eugene Levy.
Speaker 1 (24:46):
Do they have a killer coming in there anything?
Speaker 7 (24:48):
I think this is more of a comedy over.
Speaker 1 (24:51):
Boring, more of a more of an app American pie
kind of for all those when you'd hope for Omaniac
to come join us.
Speaker 7 (25:00):
I mean there might be a pillow fight.
Speaker 1 (25:01):
I don't know, I know what you're asking a sleepover
but I'd hoped for one in the theater.
Speaker 7 (25:08):
Streaming wise, you have Eric over on Netflix and this
stars Benedict Cumberbatch and it's a nineteen eighties New York setting.
The emotional thriller follows Vincent, who is Cumberback Match. He's
a puppeteering creator a popular children's TV show, so you
can watch that. Eric is a puppet that comes to life.
Mayor of Kingstown Season three is on Paramount Plus and
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ren Fair is on HBO. And this kind of combines
tiger king with succession. And it's said at a Renaissance
fair and it's a you know it's real. It's a documentary.
It's a three episode docuseries. It's at the Texas Renaissance
Festival where the guy in charge is eighty six years
old and refers to himself as King George. So in
these episodes you're gonna watch and find out what who
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he's gonna hand the fair off to. It was the
name of it, ah ren Fair. Look at him, he's
got the pennant. Ren Fair on HBO.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
They give me a fair in Texas.
Speaker 7 (26:01):
I'm gonna watch It explores a tense, comical, very real
game of thrones.
Speaker 1 (26:07):
Nice.
Speaker 2 (26:07):
All right, good work there, Ted, appreciate you, baby. Well,
let's get us a winner. Let's play John Boy Jeopardy. Alright,
the review yesterday's question. We found out this historical figure
has more US landmarks and locations named after him than
any other person in American history. Is George Washington, first
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President George Washington. Martin Luther is still ruling on the roads. Okay,
today's John Boy Jeopardy. According to those who make this,
more than half of what they manufacture is consumed between
nine and eleven pm.
Speaker 1 (26:47):
Oh what is it? Beer? Beer beer beer? No, no, no,
you need more than two hours? Oh what y'all got one?
One hundred bigs? Oh you told free line. We played
John Boy Jeopardy. Next. Good morning, and that's a big
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show on the radio. We're gonna do your Thursday morning.
Appreciates being here with us.
Speaker 2 (27:35):
Tell you about today's feature track for the Big Show
Big Box as an axe like the bad Breath coworker
Serger key Word's bad Breath, I might help hit that
big Box at the Big Show dot Com.
Speaker 14 (27:49):
There right now, let's play yeah five across America John
Boy Jeopardy, and now your host half of what he
consumes between nine and eleven PM is either chopped, chunked, salt, scattered, smothered,
or covered.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
He's John Boy and that is let me hungry.
Speaker 2 (28:12):
Let's say hated Matthew out of Parsons, Tennessee.
Speaker 1 (28:15):
Good morning, Matthew.
Speaker 2 (28:20):
Man, we awe, somebody welcome in Here's like you got
a lot going on this morning, but you got the
first shot at John boyd jeopardy.
Speaker 1 (28:28):
So let's throw the question out there.
Speaker 2 (28:30):
According to those who make this, more than half of
what they manufacture is consumed between nine and eleven PM.
Speaker 1 (28:38):
Do what you think, madet. Well, my original answer is
probably wrong.
Speaker 3 (28:44):
So I'm gonna go with fast food.
Speaker 1 (28:46):
So you're going with fast food. Let's see.
Speaker 2 (28:52):
Oh Matthew, all right, buddy dog on what was the
answer you gave Jaggie.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
Marijuana? Marijuana? You might be on to something there a
little bit. I think he's doing both of them wrong.
Speaker 2 (29:18):
Okay, so you were thinking about it, well, Matthew, you
be careful Overaron Parsons.
Speaker 1 (29:22):
Buddy, appreciate you playing all man. Let's go to Mike.
He is in Somerton, South Carolina. Good morning, Mike, Good morning,
John Boy. How are you well man, we are doing good.
We're just working through Matthew's problems. I would say he
was having a problem.
Speaker 2 (29:42):
John, Oh, Mike, all right, those who manufacture this more
than half consume between nine and eleven p m.
Speaker 1 (29:52):
What you thinking, buddy, if.
Speaker 14 (29:55):
It's non alcoholic, I believe like everybody else, I eat ice.
Speaker 1 (29:59):
Cream, all right, you go from personal experience? Is it
ice cream?
Speaker 11 (30:05):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (30:06):
It is? How about that?
Speaker 2 (30:10):
You don't never really thought about that because it is
like a nighttime deal. Hey, were good work down, Mike.
You got the big old long Tiger's prize pack. We'll
get to you down Somerton.
Speaker 1 (30:22):
That is awesome. Thank you so much. And I love
ice cream since some ice cream.
Speaker 3 (30:34):
Right now?
Speaker 1 (30:34):
It's your news.
Speaker 2 (30:35):
On the other size, he was having that Three Legged
Larry your side, John saving good morning. That's a big
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show on the radio. Heart and the boys Ben fishing.
I out how that went about twenty minutes. That's portion
of the big show brought you by three Legged Larry's.
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Believe or not, Old Cassie Moto has done got her
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Really well, I thought you said she is a little ugly.
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New news. She's a lot. Got her face like a
bolt off with a pair of pantyhose over it. So hoo,
she hook up with old Gooch from down at the
body shop him, and here's a real heem. I always
figured Gooch is gonna be half a beauty in the beast,
but I never figured he'd end up being the pretty
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with And he doesn't care how she looks, No, he says, buddy,
I about had a buttload of party women. My ex
wife was a good looking gal. Look what that got me.
She run off, took half my stuff into the divorce,
left me here with this old stupid kid walks around
with eight pounds of poop in his diaper, stick of
everything in his mouth. No, sir, give me an ugly woman.
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Ugly woman got personality. I take that over her pretty
face every time.
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So Gooch and Tassie, Yeah, him and her.
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Went down to Carolina Beach over a weekend left men
never here to watch old goods Junior that go. As
y'all know, I ain't much on young us kind. They
get on my nerves, you know, when Deverard says, don't
you worry about it, I'll take the boy up to
the lake, men and him and go fishing. So Saturday morning,
him in that little toe headed turd pile up in
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the truck took off. I'm sitting here on the couch
in my underwear with the beer, ready to kick back.
About twenty minutes later, phone rings. It's Debord. Oh he's
all flustered, says son. I got a big problem. I
need some help and I need to crack. I said, well,
calm down and tell me what's the matter. He says, Well, home,
we got to the boat ramp. I sat my tackle
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box down beside the truck while I put the boat
in the water. It wasn't thirty second later Old goots
Junior wabbles over and opened up that box and was
digging around it. I says, Junior, get out of there.
Next thing you know, he's got a barren fish hook
in his hand, sticks it right in his mouth and
swallowed it. Oh yeah, that's what Delbart says. I said,
all right, don't pan it, he said, don't you tell
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me not. The panic gets your butt on out here
fast as you can. So I pulled on my breeches
and grabbed my track phone, run out to the truck,
back to that the driveway. Just as I'm fixing, the
stomp of gas phone rings again it's Delbert, I said,
don't want to sign. I'm on the way. He says,
I don't worry about it. Everything's all right, I said, Delbert,
not two minutes ago you call me tell me that
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young and it swallowed a fish hook. How can everything
be all right? He says, Well, I dug around the
bottom of the tackle box and found another hook.
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One thing about Delvert, he knows how to think on
his feet.
Speaker 10 (39:37):
Yeah, sometimes I think he'd do better to think with
his feet. Hey, let's not get to run here, men,
the happy hooker to go to earth. You gonna think
let it off? Yeah, well you tell him, I said,
I don't know what you mean by y'all. Keep him
straight up right bye? Right here?
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Tool wacky Cajun John Boy and Philly right down on
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Pete, I could doodle doo, I could doodle doo.
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Or how do they say it in France? Tater oh.
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Like that.
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It's kind of a cross between Marie the French Baby
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Well, it's National Creativity Day and my girl got a
head start on it.
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Hold loud.
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That Jackie had Jose if Jose hornandezais listen Jose, So
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so it was it was a nice match.
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Your shout out completely wasted.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Let's go for most of our English speaking audiences. National
Creativity Day. We afore mentioned National water a Flower Day.
We we works, fine, what is it drinking? Buddy brought
a plant back to life from his front porch that
he would we we on and it was really unbelievable
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playing to watch front porch. Okay, it wasn't front port,
y'all didn't plant. Are you getting me, y'all, don't I'm
just reporting, Okay, reporting. I used to have one that
did died from neglect. He yeah, he brought it back.
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I thought, I bet that's I was really amazed. I thought,
for sure, just kill it off.
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They should.
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Like that.
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Well, it worn't remember that Obama chea pet. We had
didn't work for that.
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I didn't know that it was being watered.
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Over at Blonds Farm.
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We gotta just put it out a good little sunshine
a couple hours a day, and another walk by watering
was very handy.
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It was a drive by wedding and it was in
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great memories there on my end anyway, National Mint Juliup Day.
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I don't know why they're why they don't have the
Day of the Kentucky Derby, I know, right, but have
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I don't think so. It's not good. It's bitter mint leaf.
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there you go.
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We got three days in history saved up. Out of
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Yea, three officers was a good deal.
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It was published in the British Medical Journal.
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Of course, now the Britain's known for eating you know,
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Restaurant popping up. You know down the street is horrible.
How about that. Let's find some British food.
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That we like.
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Me too?
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Oh my good?
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Aunt, Yes, grand's.
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Been that went.
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Now three officers in the navy ready to.
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Go, Captain, have more a command? Uh downtown towntown, So
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up a bubblegum send it to the navy. One of
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What paying attention to yesterday?
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What was that?
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That work?
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And that works today went one hundred and twenty dollars
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all right, yeah that's on the first winter.
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Do you with his uh brother's knit and.
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W or nobody want to deal with it?
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No.
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I had a joke somewhere from Jim, don't mess it up.
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This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
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A local woman in Grayville County was cleaning up around
the Washington Heights area found what authorities believe was a
severed human. We we a, here's another Bobby thing. You know,
I was afraid of this when the Bobby thing happened
in all the press. A fad, yeah, fad so hula hoop. Yeah,
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she finds like a severed you know, we wait in
a peanut butter jar.
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Oh, this sounds like an industrial accident. There's some worker
who's so he doesn't even realized he lost him. Remember
to talk about the pickle slicer. They fired both of
us peanut butter like that. You don't eat all the
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one time, was it? Peter Pan?
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Lieutenant Sam Simmons, motioning for the Greenville County Sheriff's Office, said,
the lab.
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Yeah, now, how many of you have handled this? All right,
it's very.
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Tough for man, the boys at the lab. Hanger, Prince,
you mean, let's get the chalk outline. Guy, this shouldn't
be good. Somebody higer out somebody called big Tracy. Ah
wait now he said, we don't have any theories about
it right now. The woman found the suspected organ. While
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suspected organ, Yes, she was working noticed something. She knows
a court sized jar, kind of happier size.
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Jar yeah, committed the symbol the court sized jar. This
guy's supremely unhappy. She noticed something suspicious in it.
Speaker 12 (12:34):
I guess that's not what you expected to find in
the court sized jar style.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
But that is ridiculous.
Speaker 4 (12:41):
I look at that.
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Anyway.
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They took the suspected organ to agree with Amorial Hospital.
It was examined by a pathologist who said, that's what
appears to me.
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You know the thing. You know what the thing is
on the North Carolina statutes.
Speaker 12 (12:54):
You know they advertising the paper for a month, and
if there's nobody that comes to claim it, she gets
to keep it.
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Yes, this was a good part of that.
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Why does everything remind me of any grea the shows?
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We all do.
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All right, we'll win, all right, three o'clock one week
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Though pathologist was not able to estimate to win or
how long it had been in the jar. A piece
of paper which was secured on the object with a
rubber band the suicide note.
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He left.
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The guys.
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See that shows you that it does. Think you can't
stand this guy. This guy women sucks. I'm out here
and it killed itself. The peanut butter crunching machine line
with a suicide note wrapped around it. You can't take it.
So this guy's choice. The woman is killing me. I'm living,
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I'm done, I'm done. What did the notes saying? Well,
it had some type of uh illegible writing on it. Well,
like I said, be a little hard for it to write.
It can think okay, but as we all know, it
just can't help you.
Speaker 7 (14:11):
Right.
Speaker 12 (14:13):
You could type about fifteen words a minute, train one,
but it's the handwriting is terrible. Yeah, well, I can't
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We can take the snow doesn't get. The bad news
is it's Hillary's handwriting. We've linked them up. These are
lego jokes. We just keep putting one on top of
the o.
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The Sheriff's office has not received any calls relating to
the fine.
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Then the Organs is in storage storage, what's it's what's
in the police station refrigerator? Every time a guy who
runs f can you get now it's down at the
Morgue they have this little tiny drawing. You know, I'm
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told him when they built this, Morgan this and come
in someday be handy. I'm told them what happened sooner
or later? Yeah, John Boy and Billy, stop it, you're
talking crazy.
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Good morning radio, dumb right, Good morning, there's a big
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show on the radio. There's always something exciting happening in
beautiful Dismal sep in South Carolina, and here to tell
us all about it as a mayor himself, the Honorable
Merwin Coob Fiddleswoop.
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Good morning, mister mayor. Good morning John Boy and all
your wonderful listeners. So watch the buzz and dismal Seepage.
Thank you for that totally unscripted and spontaneous question, John Boy,
and Dismal Seepage is buzzing. Indeed, it's all over this
weekend's big big Cicada Days festival.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
Who can't be topical? Interesting? All right? So what exactly
is Cicada Days about?
Speaker 13 (16:56):
It's about Cicada's I mean, it's right there in the title,
but like, what's going on? That's a pretty open ended question,
John Boy. Well, as you know, this is the big
Cicada emergence which only happens every seventeen years. It's a
time when you go outside and hear trillions of those
charming critters filling the air with a sound like a
nineteen fifties sci fi movie Flying Saucer.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
What better time to throw a party? Maybe after the
noise dies down.
Speaker 13 (17:24):
As usual, we dismal Seepageans kick off the shindig with
the big parade down Main Street. It'll be led by
our Cicada Days mascot Bugsy, a guy in a bug costume,
and Hi John Boy, but not just any costume. It
was created by Yeshiro Hondada, who created the creature suits
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for several Godzilla movies.
Speaker 1 (17:47):
Is it cute? Nope?
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The baton Twirlers from Deadly Mantis Junior High will be
on hand. The Fighting Cockroach's Marching Band from George Lopez
Community College will be playing the hits of the Beetles.
Everything ties in, and of course those wacky Shriners. Let
me gets the cars look like cicadas, not just look like,
but sound like. That's right, They've attached kazoos to their
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exhaust pipes. It's a whole scene many so what's on
the schedule? Well as you know in dismal seepage. We
like to kick it up a notch. This weekend we'll
be exploring one of the lesser known facets of cicada.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
Mania, eating them. Are you serious, damn skippy John boy.
Speaker 13 (18:30):
We've got the world famous Bugbeq food truck on hand,
preparing a big bug buffet for all to enjoy. They
have all sorts of taste tempting treats to set your
antennis twitching. Cicada and bacon, Kolopano poppers, Cicada masala, cicada parmesan,
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Speaker 1 (18:49):
So that's bugs in a blender right, all along.
Speaker 13 (18:51):
With other delights like organic banana, blueberries, crickets, oat milk, wheat, germ. Well,
wait a minute, crickets a wonderful source of protein, but
I don't worry.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
It won't distract from the taste of the cicada.
Speaker 13 (19:04):
And all these delicious treats can only be found at
Big Cicada Days festival, So I guess you've sampled everything.
We'll have a big closing night concert with Sarah Centipede's
hundred foot Orchestra, and the weekend is sponsored by the
National Department of Health.
Speaker 1 (19:21):
And Human Services. The government's footing the bill. Your tax
dollars at work. You're welcome.
Speaker 2 (19:28):
Sounds like a smoke screen to get the peasants to
learn how to eat bugs instead of steak.
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So come on down to the big dismal seepage Cicada days.
If you miss it, it'll bug you. Do you have
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Oh yeah, old skinny ballhead chicks?
Speaker 1 (22:57):
Is that hurt me? Guys?
Speaker 7 (23:00):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (23:01):
I thought she had hair? But okay. Coming in second
place the Garfield movie.
Speaker 7 (23:10):
Yes, like Slatonia, very realistic. Third place went to If
Ryan Reynolds and his Imaginary friends loved it? No.
Speaker 8 (23:22):
I saw a preview for it and it is very funny.
Off the preview. I love anything Ryan Reynolds is in.
Though you got a little broken?
Speaker 7 (23:32):
Was he Ryan Reynolds in it again? Because he kind
of has one? Well, that's a good character. Fourth place
went to Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes. Hanging
in there, guys, And fifth place went to The Fall Guy.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
I don't know why you're so disappointed with this.
Speaker 5 (23:51):
It's fun to be that way, all right.
Speaker 7 (23:53):
Coming into theaters this Friday, Ezra This story follows Max Brandle,
and once successful late night comedy writer turned less successful
stand up comedian who struggles through the failure of his
career in his marriage. So he takes what's just, So
he takes He's a co parent with his ex wife,
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and he takes his autistic son, who is named Ezra,
on a life changeing cross country road trip. It has
Robert de Niro in it, You're a Farmiga and Bobby
kind of Hall.
Speaker 1 (24:27):
All right.
Speaker 7 (24:28):
Also out this Friday Summer Camp, which follows Nora, Ginny
and Mary, three childhood best friends who used to spend
every summer at a sleep away camp together. After years,
the opportunity to get back together for a summer camp,
he presents itself and they all sees it. This has
Kathy Bates, Diane Keaton, Beverly DiAngelo, and Eugene Levy.
Speaker 1 (24:46):
Do they have a killer coming in there anything?
Speaker 7 (24:48):
I think this is more of a comedy over.
Speaker 1 (24:51):
Boring, more of a more of an app American pie
kind of for all those when you'd hope for Omaniac
to come join us.
Speaker 7 (25:00):
I mean there might be a pillow fight.
Speaker 1 (25:01):
I don't know, I know what you're asking a sleepover
but I'd hoped for one in the theater.
Speaker 7 (25:08):
Streaming wise, you have Eric over on Netflix and this
stars Benedict Cumberbatch and it's a nineteen eighties New York setting.
The emotional thriller follows Vincent, who is Cumberback Match. He's
a puppeteering creator a popular children's TV show, so you
can watch that. Eric is a puppet that comes to life.
Mayor of Kingstown Season three is on Paramount Plus and
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ren Fair is on HBO. And this kind of combines
tiger king with succession. And it's said at a Renaissance
fair and it's a you know it's real. It's a documentary.
It's a three episode docuseries. It's at the Texas Renaissance
Festival where the guy in charge is eighty six years
old and refers to himself as King George. So in
these episodes you're gonna watch and find out what who
(25:51):
he's gonna hand the fair off to. It was the
name of it, ah ren Fair. Look at him, he's
got the pennant. Ren Fair on HBO.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
They give me a fair in Texas.
Speaker 7 (26:01):
I'm gonna watch It explores a tense, comical, very real
game of thrones.
Speaker 1 (26:07):
Nice.
Speaker 2 (26:07):
All right, good work there, Ted, appreciate you, baby. Well,
let's get us a winner. Let's play John Boy Jeopardy. Alright,
the review yesterday's question. We found out this historical figure
has more US landmarks and locations named after him than
any other person in American history. Is George Washington, first
(26:29):
President George Washington. Martin Luther is still ruling on the roads. Okay,
today's John Boy Jeopardy. According to those who make this,
more than half of what they manufacture is consumed between
nine and eleven pm.
Speaker 1 (26:47):
Oh what is it? Beer? Beer beer beer? No, no, no,
you need more than two hours? Oh what y'all got one?
One hundred bigs? Oh you told free line. We played
John Boy Jeopardy. Next. Good morning, and that's a big
(27:30):
show on the radio. We're gonna do your Thursday morning.
Appreciates being here with us.
Speaker 2 (27:35):
Tell you about today's feature track for the Big Show
Big Box as an axe like the bad Breath coworker
Serger key Word's bad Breath, I might help hit that
big Box at the Big Show dot Com.
Speaker 14 (27:49):
There right now, let's play yeah five across America John
Boy Jeopardy, and now your host half of what he
consumes between nine and eleven PM is either chopped, chunked, salt, scattered, smothered,
or covered.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
He's John Boy and that is let me hungry.
Speaker 2 (28:12):
Let's say hated Matthew out of Parsons, Tennessee.
Speaker 1 (28:15):
Good morning, Matthew.
Speaker 2 (28:20):
Man, we awe, somebody welcome in Here's like you got
a lot going on this morning, but you got the
first shot at John boyd jeopardy.
Speaker 1 (28:28):
So let's throw the question out there.
Speaker 2 (28:30):
According to those who make this, more than half of
what they manufacture is consumed between nine and eleven PM.
Speaker 1 (28:38):
Do what you think, madet. Well, my original answer is
probably wrong.
Speaker 3 (28:44):
So I'm gonna go with fast food.
Speaker 1 (28:46):
So you're going with fast food. Let's see.
Speaker 2 (28:52):
Oh Matthew, all right, buddy dog on what was the
answer you gave Jaggie.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
Marijuana? Marijuana? You might be on to something there a
little bit. I think he's doing both of them wrong.
Speaker 2 (29:18):
Okay, so you were thinking about it, well, Matthew, you
be careful Overaron Parsons.
Speaker 1 (29:22):
Buddy, appreciate you playing all man. Let's go to Mike.
He is in Somerton, South Carolina. Good morning, Mike, Good morning,
John Boy. How are you well man, we are doing good.
We're just working through Matthew's problems. I would say he
was having a problem.
Speaker 2 (29:42):
John, Oh, Mike, all right, those who manufacture this more
than half consume between nine and eleven p m.
Speaker 1 (29:52):
What you thinking, buddy, if.
Speaker 14 (29:55):
It's non alcoholic, I believe like everybody else, I eat ice.
Speaker 1 (29:59):
Cream, all right, you go from personal experience? Is it
ice cream?
Speaker 11 (30:05):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (30:06):
It is? How about that?
Speaker 2 (30:10):
You don't never really thought about that because it is
like a nighttime deal. Hey, were good work down, Mike.
You got the big old long Tiger's prize pack. We'll
get to you down Somerton.
Speaker 1 (30:22):
That is awesome. Thank you so much. And I love
ice cream since some ice cream.
Speaker 3 (30:34):
Right now?
Speaker 1 (30:34):
It's your news.
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On the other size, he was having that Three Legged
Larry your side, John saving good morning. That's a big
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I out how that went about twenty minutes. That's portion
of the big show brought you by three Legged Larry's.
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Cue the fanfare post.
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brain room, and he uses it to find you the
best deals in town.
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Just look at this merchandise. Some don't have brams, some
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Don't worry, I'm sure they're fine.
Speaker 3 (34:39):
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got a trunk on both ends.
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Speaker 1 (34:58):
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Speaker 2 (35:05):
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Back to the drawing board. And that's just the beginning.
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I warn you.
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Good morning, and that's a big show on the radio.
It is Hello man, Hello, he's hot.
Speaker 10 (36:31):
I'm alive for the fight of that.
Speaker 1 (36:33):
No man, y'all more bitter here.
Speaker 10 (36:35):
I ain't saying that you burg on hary, No driving
horse whisperings hopping, looker gumbling here, just.
Speaker 1 (36:44):
Leaving a dream, buddy. What's our new overre temptation trailer?
Speaker 10 (36:49):
Ain't nothing going on but the rent as I say, Yeah, you.
Speaker 1 (36:53):
Still got your house guests staying with you?
Speaker 10 (36:55):
Oh you mean, never so ugly sister Cassie. Yes, she's
stealing down, ain't it's set much of her lately though,
Believe or not, Old Cassie Moto has done got her
a boyfriend.
Speaker 1 (37:05):
Really well, I thought you said she is a little ugly.
Speaker 10 (37:09):
New news. She's a lot. Got her face like a
bolt off with a pair of pantyhose over it. So hoo,
she hook up with old Gooch from down at the
body shop him, and here's a real heem. I always
figured Gooch is gonna be half a beauty in the beast,
but I never figured he'd end up being the pretty
(37:29):
with And he doesn't care how she looks, No, he says, buddy,
I about had a buttload of party women. My ex
wife was a good looking gal. Look what that got me.
She run off, took half my stuff into the divorce,
left me here with this old stupid kid walks around
with eight pounds of poop in his diaper, stick of
everything in his mouth. No, sir, give me an ugly woman.
(37:50):
Ugly woman got personality. I take that over her pretty
face every time.
Speaker 1 (37:55):
So Gooch and Tassie, Yeah, him and her.
Speaker 10 (37:57):
Went down to Carolina Beach over a weekend left men
never here to watch old goods Junior that go. As
y'all know, I ain't much on young us kind. They
get on my nerves, you know, when Deverard says, don't
you worry about it, I'll take the boy up to
the lake, men and him and go fishing. So Saturday morning,
him in that little toe headed turd pile up in
(38:18):
the truck took off. I'm sitting here on the couch
in my underwear with the beer, ready to kick back.
About twenty minutes later, phone rings. It's Debord. Oh he's
all flustered, says son. I got a big problem. I
need some help and I need to crack. I said, well,
calm down and tell me what's the matter. He says, Well, home,
we got to the boat ramp. I sat my tackle
(38:39):
box down beside the truck while I put the boat
in the water. It wasn't thirty second later Old goots
Junior wabbles over and opened up that box and was
digging around it. I says, Junior, get out of there.
Next thing you know, he's got a barren fish hook
in his hand, sticks it right in his mouth and
swallowed it. Oh yeah, that's what Delbart says. I said,
all right, don't pan it, he said, don't you tell
(39:01):
me not. The panic gets your butt on out here
fast as you can. So I pulled on my breeches
and grabbed my track phone, run out to the truck,
back to that the driveway. Just as I'm fixing, the
stomp of gas phone rings again it's Delbert, I said,
don't want to sign. I'm on the way. He says,
I don't worry about it. Everything's all right, I said, Delbert,
not two minutes ago you call me tell me that
(39:21):
young and it swallowed a fish hook. How can everything
be all right? He says, Well, I dug around the
bottom of the tackle box and found another hook.
Speaker 1 (39:34):
One thing about Delvert, he knows how to think on
his feet.
Speaker 10 (39:37):
Yeah, sometimes I think he'd do better to think with
his feet. Hey, let's not get to run here, men,
the happy hooker to go to earth. You gonna think
let it off? Yeah, well you tell him, I said,
I don't know what you mean by y'all. Keep him
straight up right bye? Right here?
Speaker 2 (39:56):
Good morning, and you got the big show on the radio.
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