May 31, 2024 • 38 mins
Friday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, Happy Friday! - We’ll get the drum banging done early this Friday morning.. - Hoyt & the JuniorNation Band have a musical tribute to Caitlyn Jenner.. - Ricky B. and Lucy R. Sharpe are the headliners for today’ Playhouse.. - We unearthed a little-known recording by John Lennon and Yoko Ono.. - The Muppets serenade Terry Hanson and Carl Childers tells his version of Cinderella..
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning. You got the Big Show on a radio.
More chances for you to win coming up after your news,
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Speaker 2 (00:07):
Good morning, Thiscious Connery, Sean Connery. And you might think
that I'm just another sophisticated yet rugged Scottish movie star,
and you'd be right. What's my secret? The truth is
I can't stop my day without listening to the Big
Show with John Boy and Billy crush Me. They're a
lot funnier than Doctor Noan blofeld.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
Oo talking lou up in out of it is Friday,
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the last day of May, us heading into a June weekend,
twenty four file in here. I got it down a
little bit for you, man. Oh, thank you the National
SAVI your hearing day. How ironic they've made him loud
headphones forty years now, y'all be careful out there, All
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y'all that went to the rock concerts and stood right
in front of the speakers. Maybe wasn't such a great
ideas good a few years? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:45):
Why didn't somebody tell us then?
Speaker 4 (01:49):
That does?
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Some birthdays here right queer? On this May thirty first,
my sister Debora Darlen is having a birthday today. Will
give you she's eight years older than me. I'm eight
years older than my little brother Joel. Wow, you know
what happened every eight years of yourft. Happy birthday, Sis,
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she's a good days jack My goodness, you've got the
sweetest sister.
Speaker 5 (02:16):
She is.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
And another one of Jackie's favorites, Faversham John Morrow John.
We call him Faversham. He's in baggage hammling for American
Airlines out of Orlando. We have known him and Jackie,
you've kept up with me last many minute.
Speaker 6 (02:37):
I have a wonderful guy.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
He's one of the few people that Rayford actually said
I like you. That's the truth. That is well. Happy birthday, Faversham,
and happy birthday my sister. All right, we got three
days in this is saved up. Well, get the presents
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Get you info. Listen never right here. Three days in history.
See how we get our categories. Win it. It was
nineteen thirty three May thirty first the Age of nudity began.
Oh gone, I hate Taya. Ain't here yet. The shit
actually began back with Adam and Eve did well this
is here nineteen thirty three when dancer Sally Ran took
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it all off of the Chicago Century of Progress Exhibition.
She kept the police away by holding two fans in
front of her while she danced. Well, that's no good.
The two fans appreciated. It was Harold and Steve, I
think no fast, you know you see you've seen the pictures? Yes, yes,
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all right. Move up to nineteen ninety. These Seinfeld Chronicles
premiered as a summer series on NBC, starring Jerry Seinfeld,
Jason Alexander, Michael Richards, Julia, Louis Dreyfus. The pilot had
aired in the previous July, every name just playing Seinfeld.
The show lasted nine years. Unbelievable. It took a year
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to get it back on.
Speaker 7 (04:28):
It was hard to warm up to if you remember
the early episode like that.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
It really was right then, Oh three, Air Francis super
get the concord returned to Paris in the final commercial flight.
Oh three, Well there you go. That's a fast plane.
Things go fast. Remember that there's our three categories one
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on the radio running through your Friday morning, May thirty.
First ready, I featured track with the Big Show. Bit
Box is probably a good one today I wouldn't know
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you hit the Big Box at the Big Show dot com.
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And right now that's.
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Outburst.
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Let's play Outburst.
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It's the game that anyone can win. Jon Boy, Billy, give.
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Me prizes from the big Prize be let's go contested
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This should be a lot of fun in your playing outs.
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Have a hurry up and guess time you have the
best time to have a big shots. Let's say, hey
the Jerry from Lee'sburg, Georgia, we.
Speaker 11 (06:24):
Shots.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
Good morning Jerry, Good morning, Hey buddy, welcome all right, man,
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How about that, yes, sir?
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Sound good?
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and the lane. Yeah, and for the wind. Three things
they go fast, ready to go.
Speaker 12 (07:14):
A jet, a bullet, and a Lamborghini.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
Oh look at you. All right, that's enough thinking for today. Jerry,
you did it, Red Max Prizes back headed down to you, buddy,
Thank you, sir.
Speaker 4 (07:27):
Oh first time callers. And can I give a shout out?
Speaker 1 (07:34):
Well, yeah, go ahead right now, buddy, I'd like to
give a shout out to my wife's Daisy and the JR.
Hatchet Concrete crew. There you go, Jay, appreciate y'all. Mores
and girl for drop my mood. All right, we're gonna
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jump out cat jump on your news. Early Friday morning.
Ain't on the drum, how about you. We gotta get
to going. We will coming down more than it's picture
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on the radio. Early rises a man this man on
to drum early this morning. Well, let's do it.
Speaker 13 (08:49):
I expect and before eleven o'clock tonight.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
Mister, you better find yourself another line of work.
Speaker 13 (08:55):
That's when sure, don't expect your Pistol's one hundred and
six miles to Chicago.
Speaker 9 (09:01):
We got a full tank of gas, half a pack
of cigarettes. It's dark and we're wearing sunglasses. Hit it.
Speaker 5 (09:14):
I hate work, I hate work. I hate work.
Speaker 12 (09:21):
I've been having a very bad Nay.
Speaker 13 (09:56):
She's gonna lea.
Speaker 5 (10:08):
Yeah, work work, work, work, work, work, work, work work.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
Man, what are we gonna do? Man, we got to
get out of here.
Speaker 5 (10:22):
You have a light.
Speaker 6 (10:23):
I mean, do you do anything like this freepe stuff?
Speaker 1 (10:26):
What do you do for fun?
Speaker 5 (10:27):
Oh no, we don't have fun.
Speaker 14 (10:29):
We just we just work.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
Here's here's our fun, right.
Speaker 5 (10:31):
Work work work walk work work work work work.
Speaker 9 (10:34):
Well, I realized my father makes a lot of money,
but you see he's not giving me any.
Speaker 12 (10:38):
Yeah. Weekend stay Sunday, the time between work and war work,
the time when you go o looking for happiness and
end up punched over somewhere else's toilet.
Speaker 5 (10:47):
The weekend things are at their darkest.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
Pal, It's a brave man, kick party, all is.
Speaker 9 (10:55):
Will taste you is.
Speaker 8 (10:58):
Cool?
Speaker 1 (10:58):
Buzz drop five? Oh no, I am a today, I
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have a check paid.
Speaker 5 (11:55):
Work work? What? What? What? What? What's what's work? I
hate work? I hate work. I hate work.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
If having enough for this stud Good morning, Big shows
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on al radio, override the call coming temptation tailor here,
big show Man. Hello, he's heart.
Speaker 4 (12:48):
I'm alive for the finder that no man, y'all more
better here? I ain't you saying that you better on hary?
No driving, horse whisperings, popping, looker goblin, he look.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
Just living to dream, buddy? What's new? Over temptation trailer.
Speaker 4 (13:06):
Ain't nothing going on but the rent as they say.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
Yeah you still got your house guests staying with you?
Speaker 4 (13:12):
Oh you mean dever so ugly sister Cassie, Yeah she's
stealing down. I ain't seen much of her lately, though,
believe or not, Old Cassie Moto has done got her
a boy friend.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
Really well, I thought you said she was a little ugly.
Speaker 4 (13:26):
New new she's a lot, got a face like a
bolt off with a pair of pantyhose over his head.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
So hoo.
Speaker 4 (13:36):
She hook up with old Gooch from down at the
body shop. Here's a real hearte. I always figured Gooch
is gonna be half a beauty in the beast, but
I never figured he'd end up being a party with.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
And he doesn't care how she looks.
Speaker 4 (13:49):
No, he says, buddy, I about had a buttload of
party women. My ex wife was a good looking gal.
Look what that got me. She run off, took half
my stuff into divorce, left me here with this old
stupid kid walks around with eight pounds of poop in
his diaper, sticking everything in his mouth. No, sir, give
me an ugly woman. Ugly woman got personality. I'll take
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that over her pretty face every time.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
So Gooch and Tassie, Yeah.
Speaker 4 (14:14):
Him and here went down to Carolina Beach over a weekend.
Left men Dever here to watch old goots Junior.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
Welld that go.
Speaker 4 (14:20):
No, as y'all know, I ain't much on young us.
Candally get on my nerves. You know when Dever says,
don't you worry about it. I'll take a boy up
to the lake, men and him and go fishing. So
Saturday morning, him and that little toe headed turd pile
up in the truck and hook off. I'm sitting here
on the couch in my underwear with the beer ready
to kick back. About twenty minutes later, phone rings. It's Debord. Oh,
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he's all flustered, says son. I got a big problem.
I need some help, and I need to quick. I said, well,
calm down and tell me what's the matter. He says, well, home,
we got to the boat ramp. I sat my tackle
box down beside the truck while I put the boat
in the water. It wasn't thirty later, Old Gooch Junior
wobbles over and opened up that box and was digging
around it. I says, Junior, get out of there. Next
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thing you know, he's got a barren fish hook in
his hand, sticks it right in his mouth and swallowed it. No, yeah,
that's what Delbert said. I said, all right, don't panic.
He said, don't you tell me not. The panic gets
your bought on out here fast as you can. So
I pulled on my breeches and grabbed my truck phone,
run out to the truck, back to that the driveway.
Just as I'm fixing the stomp of gas, phone rings again.
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It's Delbert. I said, don't want to sign. I'm on
the way. He says. I don't worry about it. Everything's
all right, I said, Delbert, not two minutes ago. You
call me tell me that young, and then swallowed a
fish hook. How can everything be all right? He says, Well,
I dug around the bottom of the tackle box and
found another hook.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
One thing about Delvert, he knows how to think on
his feet.
Speaker 4 (15:54):
Yeah, sometimes I think he'd do better to think with
his feet. Hey, let's I got run here men the
happy hooker. Yeah, well you telling them? I said, you
know what you mean by y'all came from shay up.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
By good morning, and you got the Big Show on already,
have more chances for you to win coming up after
your news, weather and sports. Oh oh, I didn't know.
I didn't see you.
Speaker 15 (16:23):
This is Professor Melwyn handed Day, head of ah oh,
head of Big Show Science and History Division. And you're
listening to two boys who are destined to be history,
John Boy and Billy on the Big Show.
Speaker 5 (16:39):
Yo.
Speaker 15 (16:40):
When I say that will be history, I didn't need
to apply a negative.
Speaker 16 (16:43):
I simply meant that they they Oh what did I mean?
Speaker 10 (17:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (17:23):
Morning, it's a big Show on the radio for your
Friday May thirty. First, Joe name is eighty one. Clint
Eastwood is ninety four night feeling too good himself. Well,
one of you three looks pretty good for the races.
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It's as far as Oka Brooks Shields is fifty nine. No,
hell yeah, I remember twelve year old girl running around
half niggad he close on, don't grow up wild? Did
she ever marry? Yeah? And kids? Okay? Yeah, she turned
out Okay.
Speaker 7 (18:04):
She was one of the few you know child stars
that you know, got her act together.
Speaker 6 (18:08):
I'm gonna disagree.
Speaker 11 (18:10):
A couple of them have gotten tired of her, you
know what, and done left.
Speaker 6 (18:15):
She's still pretty hot though for her.
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been following rapper walk a flock of Flame.
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like a name. He came up with. What's that man?
Michael Fucker? Mainly? Happy birthday to my sister in Faversham
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in Orlando. Good morning, got the big sew on the radio?
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We'll play for and ten minutes. On this date in history,
sex change pioneer Christine Jorgensen would have been ninety eight
years old. This is Christine's birthday. A former soldier, was
a subject of the world's first publicized sex change operation.
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It was nineteen fifty when he left for Denmark, where
he underwent the procedure well. Two years later he wrote
to his parents saying nature made a mistake which I
have corrected. I am now your daughter. I'd like to
get that letter nineteen fifty. I've been the first publicized,
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but he wasn't the last. Hoidnebowers wrote a song about it,
Like the Head. He goes, let's go girls.
Speaker 9 (20:04):
Wait all that girl, Well, it doesn't even matter.
Speaker 13 (20:07):
Just follow me.
Speaker 8 (20:10):
She's going out tonight, feeling alright, gonna have a little fun,
lighting and thunder. Finally out from under. She's done with
the Kardashi Big transition Kate Len's on a mission. Bruce
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is at the Lost and Fine brand New said.
Speaker 9 (20:38):
Of boobies, shooby dooby doobies.
Speaker 8 (20:41):
She's gonna take them on the time. The best thing
iout being and a woman is getting gnall attention.
Speaker 4 (20:51):
You can hang uh oh hole ho.
Speaker 8 (20:55):
She's totally crazy head a new kind of.
Speaker 9 (20:57):
Leave man shirt, short skirts.
Speaker 4 (21:01):
Oh hole hole.
Speaker 8 (21:02):
She's on a bender change in up for gender.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
Hope hope, she's out of the.
Speaker 12 (21:09):
Bread lines back in the headlines, girl brain duke parts
whole ho ho, totally free to feel the way she feels.
Speaker 14 (21:21):
But man, she still ain't a woman.
Speaker 9 (21:32):
Things are going awesome.
Speaker 8 (21:34):
She's about to blossom per and like an alley cab.
It's a little messy, but she just want to spi.
Speaker 9 (21:43):
All of y'all can suck on ba.
Speaker 8 (21:48):
The best thing i'veout been a womney. You'll only have
to get the surgery if you want to whole.
Speaker 9 (21:57):
What kind of a weirdo gets really their beard?
Speaker 12 (22:00):
Old girl brain dude parts, whoa, whoa whoa.
Speaker 8 (22:05):
She's on the bender change in up for gender Oh
ho ho, she's out.
Speaker 9 (22:11):
Of the bread lines.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
Back in the head lines. What do you know?
Speaker 9 (22:16):
Got a New Show.
Speaker 1 (22:17):
Oh lord, no, it's totally.
Speaker 8 (22:19):
Free to feel the way she feels, and man, she
feels like a one. This story about to wear me out.
It's already made me do two things I thought I
would never do in.
Speaker 4 (22:38):
My entire life.
Speaker 8 (22:40):
Number one a cover version of a Shanaia Twain song,
and number two, trying to sneak up piggot Bruce Jenner's boobies.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
Did you imagine whizkids of you? Said Bruce Jenner when
he won all them gold medals. He's gonna change into
a woman.
Speaker 7 (23:03):
I couldn't imagine it when I was an adult and
it happened, I was like, what, Well, let's.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
Play John Boyd Jeopardy here, so we wrap our heads
around review yesterday's question. We found out, according to those
who make this, more than half of what the manufacture
is consume between nine and eleven PM. That would be
ice crew enough Today's John Boyd Jeopardy. This is the
only sport in America where left handers are not allowed
(23:32):
to play left handed Coast Law wrestling. No, I was
fair one ain't under Big Show. You told free line,
Come on play John Boyd Jeopardy. Next, he stood Friday
(24:10):
Morning Big show's on the radio. We got today's feature
track from The Big Show bin Box story Time with
Carl Childers. Cinderella. Search for keywords Cenderella. It's the Big Box,
Happen the Big Show dot Com? And right now let's.
Speaker 3 (24:25):
Play Yells live across America. It's John Boy, Jepany and
now a man who claims to be amefextreous. He even
joined a group for folks like that, but said it
didn't feel right, so he left.
Speaker 1 (24:43):
He's shown boy. Why there you say hey to Laura
out of Lurae. Virginia's at you, Laura. It is John Boy.
Speaker 9 (24:54):
How are you doing this afternoon?
Speaker 1 (24:57):
Just wonderful? How are you doing?
Speaker 9 (25:00):
Just going as dandies all can get out?
Speaker 1 (25:02):
Good baby? When you got the first shot at John
Boy Jeopardy, let's jump in here. This is the only
sport in America where left handers are not allowed to
play left handed.
Speaker 9 (25:15):
Left handed, John Boy, that's got to be polo.
Speaker 1 (25:18):
Look at you thinking it's polo and Len ruly over Polo.
That's port up close man, that's neat all right, lord?
You got the LS tractor price back head up Virginia
for you, Thank you very much? All right, boy, I mean,
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last time I look out was a woman wade about
the hour top of your news. They'll be looking at
the news. In sixteen seventy eight, a niked woman riding
a horse through the city will report, good morning, it's
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a big Shona radio. Jackie ran out of the room,
dog gone, and I'm on, I won't have to get
Yon to the flip for who's gonna come out to
the farm and reenact Lady Cadivers ride. I want my horses. See.
Jackie should have kept running.
Speaker 6 (26:58):
She made the walk back and everything.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
I think you need to give that.
Speaker 7 (27:01):
So it was just because you hear your name come
out with not not necessarily a good thing.
Speaker 1 (27:07):
It was on this date in sixteen seventy eight, Lady
Godiva made her famous ride naked on horseback through the
city of Coventry, England. According to legend, she made the
riders part of a bargain to get her husband, the
fork Earl of Mercia, to ease taxes on the people
of Coventry, England. And maybe Joe could do that with
(27:28):
Jill might lower our taxes. We'll even look what was
the dealing. So now let's get mister Noah all way
on Lady Godiva.
Speaker 7 (27:44):
She didn't make a historic ride and she didn't do
anything naked the end. Yeah, it's all legend, but I
mean she did exist. She was an important, legitimate key
figure in politics and coventry.
Speaker 1 (27:58):
But the naked ride had not had a gossip.
Speaker 5 (28:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (28:03):
Actually, yes, that's the the time. Okay, well next we
will let's see if we can debunk another legend. I'll
come up with a good right now. It's Friday. We're
happy boys, and you can't spoiling.
Speaker 13 (28:29):
I was walking on the street on a sunny day,
feeling in my bone says, I have my weed Bubba.
I'ma have to be boy, have to be boy. Oh
good when things are going here? We Hey, my little
box pot got hit by Carubb but his guns in
the box and put him in a drawer. I'ma have
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to be boy. I'map be boy. Oh good when things
are going here? We oh forgot all about it for
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a month and a half.
Speaker 1 (29:17):
Hub hub hubbos. I looked through the drawer and started
to laugh, hubbub of hubbs.
Speaker 13 (29:23):
Because I might have beat boy. Im have meat boys?
Oh wait, did good? When things are going here?
Speaker 1 (29:29):
Wait hey, hey, I'm good morning that's a big shaw
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on the radio. Hey, we'll about twenty minutes away from
a Beatles fun date in history right now. Action.
Speaker 17 (30:18):
Hello friends, you're old pelt Birtburn here, and welcome to
another sphincter puckering episode of John Boy and Billy Playhouse.
Speaker 6 (30:25):
This week getting hitched.
Speaker 17 (30:27):
As our story opens, Ricky b Sharp and his lovely
wife Lucy are waiting for a wedding ceremony to begin.
Speaker 1 (30:33):
Bad.
Speaker 11 (30:34):
Look at this crowd, you'd think Killer Base was here
or something.
Speaker 17 (30:39):
Well, Lucy, it ain't every day that mister runtapped Populus's
only daughter gets hitched.
Speaker 11 (30:45):
Taking a good look at her, I can't believe anyone
would bury her.
Speaker 17 (30:49):
Yeah, I see what you mean. From a neck down,
she's like Pamela Anderson. From a neck up, she's Louis Anderson.
Speaker 11 (30:58):
And look at him. This guy looks like one of
the day Chippindalees. It's gotta be for the buddy, It's gotta.
Speaker 17 (31:08):
Lucy, buddy, Buddy, buddy, you can't possibly understand the romantic
piccadillos of today's young people.
Speaker 6 (31:15):
I mean, look at us. Your daddy tried to talk
you out of marrying me, said I was a loser,
said I never reminded.
Speaker 17 (31:21):
Anything, said it was the biggest mistake of your life.
And here I am today, Dothan's most beloved fast food mascot.
Speaker 11 (31:29):
Daddy was a real nostrodobis.
Speaker 6 (31:31):
Was it a another little t he from miss heath Hall.
Speaker 11 (31:38):
Lord look at him like like mismatched salt pepper shakers,
Like what the world can He said her, Are you.
Speaker 6 (31:45):
Serious, Lucy?
Speaker 18 (31:46):
Look at that rack?
Speaker 6 (31:47):
What Nordstrom wishes they had a rack like that?
Speaker 17 (31:50):
Man it funt and died for access to wam digitus
mammalia ding dongs like that caliber.
Speaker 11 (31:55):
H really yeah, well my words, he's gonna put a
bag on her head. Okay, use her for that smoking
hot body, and then he's going to take her.
Speaker 17 (32:07):
Buddy and vamous wait to see the future, miss Cleo.
Truth is, mister runtped Populus is already prepared for any
future Shenanigans likewood Well, for one thing, the day they
got engaged, he made sign one of them.
Speaker 6 (32:22):
Which called pre nips.
Speaker 11 (32:24):
You made pre nups.
Speaker 6 (32:26):
Nope, pre nips. He had to sign up before he
could have Adam.
Speaker 2 (32:29):
Son of a.
Speaker 4 (32:32):
Son of.
Speaker 6 (32:39):
Right on cue.
Speaker 17 (32:42):
We hope you enjoyed, John Boy and Philly Playhouse. Here
comes a bride. Notice them top two buns and done years.
Speaker 5 (32:49):
Welcome.
Speaker 17 (32:52):
Tune in next time when we'll hear the flat chested bridesmaids.
Speaker 1 (32:55):
Say, hey, big man, let me hold a dollar. Good
morning to make show us on the radio. Hang over
your local news weather sports. This is was Royal.
Speaker 15 (33:07):
That is the king Veto, slayer of the Visials, destroyer of.
Speaker 16 (33:14):
The Mongol, and aggravator of the Automan Empire. A listening
to my two royal jests, those gap toothed barbarians, John
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Well this date in history, May thirty first, nineteen sixty nine.
John Lennon and Yo co Ono recorded the song give
Piece a Chance in a hotel room in Montreal during
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the final weekend of their bed ind for Piece, Yes, sir.
Other voices in the chant include Tom and Dick Smothers
and Timothy Leary, who sounded a little high. I believe
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John Lennon Yo co own A.
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John Lennon, his music changed the world. Now you can
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Speaker 2 (00:07):
Good morning, Thiscious Connery, Sean Connery. And you might think
that I'm just another sophisticated yet rugged Scottish movie star,
and you'd be right. What's my secret? The truth is
I can't stop my day without listening to the Big
Show with John Boy and Billy crush Me. They're a
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Speaker 1 (00:28):
Oo talking lou up in out of it is Friday,
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the last day of May, us heading into a June weekend,
twenty four file in here. I got it down a
little bit for you, man. Oh, thank you the National
SAVI your hearing day. How ironic they've made him loud
headphones forty years now, y'all be careful out there, All
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y'all that went to the rock concerts and stood right
in front of the speakers. Maybe wasn't such a great
ideas good a few years? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:45):
Why didn't somebody tell us then?
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That does?
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Some birthdays here right queer? On this May thirty first,
my sister Debora Darlen is having a birthday today. Will
give you she's eight years older than me. I'm eight
years older than my little brother Joel. Wow, you know
what happened every eight years of yourft. Happy birthday, Sis,
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she's a good days jack My goodness, you've got the
sweetest sister.
Speaker 5 (02:16):
She is.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
And another one of Jackie's favorites, Faversham John Morrow John.
We call him Faversham. He's in baggage hammling for American
Airlines out of Orlando. We have known him and Jackie,
you've kept up with me last many minute.
Speaker 6 (02:37):
I have a wonderful guy.
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He's one of the few people that Rayford actually said
I like you. That's the truth. That is well. Happy birthday, Faversham,
and happy birthday my sister. All right, we got three
days in this is saved up. Well, get the presents
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Get you info. Listen never right here. Three days in history.
See how we get our categories. Win it. It was
nineteen thirty three May thirty first the Age of nudity began.
Oh gone, I hate Taya. Ain't here yet. The shit
actually began back with Adam and Eve did well this
is here nineteen thirty three when dancer Sally Ran took
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it all off of the Chicago Century of Progress Exhibition.
She kept the police away by holding two fans in
front of her while she danced. Well, that's no good.
The two fans appreciated. It was Harold and Steve, I
think no fast, you know you see you've seen the pictures? Yes, yes,
(04:05):
all right. Move up to nineteen ninety. These Seinfeld Chronicles
premiered as a summer series on NBC, starring Jerry Seinfeld,
Jason Alexander, Michael Richards, Julia, Louis Dreyfus. The pilot had
aired in the previous July, every name just playing Seinfeld.
The show lasted nine years. Unbelievable. It took a year
(04:27):
to get it back on.
Speaker 7 (04:28):
It was hard to warm up to if you remember
the early episode like that.
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It really was right then, Oh three, Air Francis super
get the concord returned to Paris in the final commercial flight.
Oh three, Well there you go. That's a fast plane.
Things go fast. Remember that there's our three categories one
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on the radio running through your Friday morning, May thirty.
First ready, I featured track with the Big Show. Bit
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And right now that's.
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Outburst.
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It's the game that anyone can win. Jon Boy, Billy, give.
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the Jerry from Lee'sburg, Georgia, we.
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Shots.
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Good morning Jerry, Good morning, Hey buddy, welcome all right, man,
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How about that, yes, sir?
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Sound good?
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Alright than five seconds, give us three kinds of fans
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and the lane. Yeah, and for the wind. Three things
they go fast, ready to go.
Speaker 12 (07:14):
A jet, a bullet, and a Lamborghini.
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you did it, Red Max Prizes back headed down to you, buddy,
Thank you, sir.
Speaker 4 (07:27):
Oh first time callers. And can I give a shout out?
Speaker 1 (07:34):
Well, yeah, go ahead right now, buddy, I'd like to
give a shout out to my wife's Daisy and the JR.
Hatchet Concrete crew. There you go, Jay, appreciate y'all. Mores
and girl for drop my mood. All right, we're gonna
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jump out cat jump on your news. Early Friday morning.
Ain't on the drum, how about you. We gotta get
to going. We will coming down more than it's picture
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on the radio. Early rises a man this man on
to drum early this morning. Well, let's do it.
Speaker 13 (08:49):
I expect and before eleven o'clock tonight.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
Mister, you better find yourself another line of work.
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That's when sure, don't expect your Pistol's one hundred and
six miles to Chicago.
Speaker 9 (09:01):
We got a full tank of gas, half a pack
of cigarettes. It's dark and we're wearing sunglasses. Hit it.
Speaker 5 (09:14):
I hate work, I hate work. I hate work.
Speaker 12 (09:21):
I've been having a very bad Nay.
Speaker 13 (09:56):
She's gonna lea.
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Yeah, work work, work, work, work, work, work, work work.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
Man, what are we gonna do? Man, we got to
get out of here.
Speaker 5 (10:22):
You have a light.
Speaker 6 (10:23):
I mean, do you do anything like this freepe stuff?
Speaker 1 (10:26):
What do you do for fun?
Speaker 5 (10:27):
Oh no, we don't have fun.
Speaker 14 (10:29):
We just we just work.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
Here's here's our fun, right.
Speaker 5 (10:31):
Work work work walk work work work work work.
Speaker 9 (10:34):
Well, I realized my father makes a lot of money,
but you see he's not giving me any.
Speaker 12 (10:38):
Yeah. Weekend stay Sunday, the time between work and war work,
the time when you go o looking for happiness and
end up punched over somewhere else's toilet.
Speaker 5 (10:47):
The weekend things are at their darkest.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
Pal, It's a brave man, kick party, all is.
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Will taste you is.
Speaker 8 (10:58):
Cool?
Speaker 1 (10:58):
Buzz drop five? Oh no, I am a today, I
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have a check paid.
Speaker 5 (11:55):
Work work? What? What? What? What? What's what's work? I
hate work? I hate work. I hate work.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
If having enough for this stud Good morning, Big shows
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on al radio, override the call coming temptation tailor here,
big show Man. Hello, he's heart.
Speaker 4 (12:48):
I'm alive for the finder that no man, y'all more
better here? I ain't you saying that you better on hary?
No driving, horse whisperings, popping, looker goblin, he look.
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Just living to dream, buddy? What's new? Over temptation trailer.
Speaker 4 (13:06):
Ain't nothing going on but the rent as they say.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
Yeah you still got your house guests staying with you?
Speaker 4 (13:12):
Oh you mean dever so ugly sister Cassie, Yeah she's
stealing down. I ain't seen much of her lately, though,
believe or not, Old Cassie Moto has done got her
a boy friend.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
Really well, I thought you said she was a little ugly.
Speaker 4 (13:26):
New new she's a lot, got a face like a
bolt off with a pair of pantyhose over his head.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
So hoo.
Speaker 4 (13:36):
She hook up with old Gooch from down at the
body shop. Here's a real hearte. I always figured Gooch
is gonna be half a beauty in the beast, but
I never figured he'd end up being a party with.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
And he doesn't care how she looks.
Speaker 4 (13:49):
No, he says, buddy, I about had a buttload of
party women. My ex wife was a good looking gal.
Look what that got me. She run off, took half
my stuff into divorce, left me here with this old
stupid kid walks around with eight pounds of poop in
his diaper, sticking everything in his mouth. No, sir, give
me an ugly woman. Ugly woman got personality. I'll take
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that over her pretty face every time.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
So Gooch and Tassie, Yeah.
Speaker 4 (14:14):
Him and here went down to Carolina Beach over a weekend.
Left men Dever here to watch old goots Junior.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
Welld that go.
Speaker 4 (14:20):
No, as y'all know, I ain't much on young us.
Candally get on my nerves. You know when Dever says,
don't you worry about it. I'll take a boy up
to the lake, men and him and go fishing. So
Saturday morning, him and that little toe headed turd pile
up in the truck and hook off. I'm sitting here
on the couch in my underwear with the beer ready
to kick back. About twenty minutes later, phone rings. It's Debord. Oh,
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he's all flustered, says son. I got a big problem.
I need some help, and I need to quick. I said, well,
calm down and tell me what's the matter. He says, well, home,
we got to the boat ramp. I sat my tackle
box down beside the truck while I put the boat
in the water. It wasn't thirty later, Old Gooch Junior
wobbles over and opened up that box and was digging
around it. I says, Junior, get out of there. Next
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thing you know, he's got a barren fish hook in
his hand, sticks it right in his mouth and swallowed it. No, yeah,
that's what Delbert said. I said, all right, don't panic.
He said, don't you tell me not. The panic gets
your bought on out here fast as you can. So
I pulled on my breeches and grabbed my truck phone,
run out to the truck, back to that the driveway.
Just as I'm fixing the stomp of gas, phone rings again.
(15:29):
It's Delbert. I said, don't want to sign. I'm on
the way. He says. I don't worry about it. Everything's
all right, I said, Delbert, not two minutes ago. You
call me tell me that young, and then swallowed a
fish hook. How can everything be all right? He says, Well,
I dug around the bottom of the tackle box and
found another hook.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
One thing about Delvert, he knows how to think on
his feet.
Speaker 4 (15:54):
Yeah, sometimes I think he'd do better to think with
his feet. Hey, let's I got run here men the
happy hooker. Yeah, well you telling them? I said, you
know what you mean by y'all came from shay up.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
By good morning, and you got the Big Show on already,
have more chances for you to win coming up after
your news, weather and sports. Oh oh, I didn't know.
I didn't see you.
Speaker 15 (16:23):
This is Professor Melwyn handed Day, head of ah oh,
head of Big Show Science and History Division. And you're
listening to two boys who are destined to be history,
John Boy and Billy on the Big Show.
Speaker 5 (16:39):
Yo.
Speaker 15 (16:40):
When I say that will be history, I didn't need
to apply a negative.
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I simply meant that they they Oh what did I mean?
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Yeah?
Speaker 1 (17:23):
Morning, it's a big Show on the radio for your
Friday May thirty. First, Joe name is eighty one. Clint
Eastwood is ninety four night feeling too good himself. Well,
one of you three looks pretty good for the races.
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It's as far as Oka Brooks Shields is fifty nine. No,
hell yeah, I remember twelve year old girl running around
half niggad he close on, don't grow up wild? Did
she ever marry? Yeah? And kids? Okay? Yeah, she turned
out Okay.
Speaker 7 (18:04):
She was one of the few you know child stars
that you know, got her act together.
Speaker 6 (18:08):
I'm gonna disagree.
Speaker 11 (18:10):
A couple of them have gotten tired of her, you
know what, and done left.
Speaker 6 (18:15):
She's still pretty hot though for her.
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Oh yeah, so I lost track of another one. I've
been following rapper walk a flock of Flame.
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You like this?
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Yes, I do right Walking Flocker thirty eight. That's a
name you should have. Some call me. It does sound
like a name. He came up with. What's that man?
Michael Fucker? Mainly? Happy birthday to my sister in Faversham
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in Orlando. Good morning, got the big sew on the radio?
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We'll play for and ten minutes. On this date in history,
sex change pioneer Christine Jorgensen would have been ninety eight
years old. This is Christine's birthday. A former soldier, was
a subject of the world's first publicized sex change operation.
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It was nineteen fifty when he left for Denmark, where
he underwent the procedure well. Two years later he wrote
to his parents saying nature made a mistake which I
have corrected. I am now your daughter. I'd like to
get that letter nineteen fifty. I've been the first publicized,
(19:54):
but he wasn't the last. Hoidnebowers wrote a song about it,
Like the Head. He goes, let's go girls.
Speaker 9 (20:04):
Wait all that girl, Well, it doesn't even matter.
Speaker 13 (20:07):
Just follow me.
Speaker 8 (20:10):
She's going out tonight, feeling alright, gonna have a little fun,
lighting and thunder. Finally out from under. She's done with
the Kardashi Big transition Kate Len's on a mission. Bruce
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is at the Lost and Fine brand New said.
Speaker 9 (20:38):
Of boobies, shooby dooby doobies.
Speaker 8 (20:41):
She's gonna take them on the time. The best thing
iout being and a woman is getting gnall attention.
Speaker 4 (20:51):
You can hang uh oh hole ho.
Speaker 8 (20:55):
She's totally crazy head a new kind of.
Speaker 9 (20:57):
Leave man shirt, short skirts.
Speaker 4 (21:01):
Oh hole hole.
Speaker 8 (21:02):
She's on a bender change in up for gender.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
Hope hope, she's out of the.
Speaker 12 (21:09):
Bread lines back in the headlines, girl brain duke parts
whole ho ho, totally free to feel the way she feels.
Speaker 14 (21:21):
But man, she still ain't a woman.
Speaker 9 (21:32):
Things are going awesome.
Speaker 8 (21:34):
She's about to blossom per and like an alley cab.
It's a little messy, but she just want to spi.
Speaker 9 (21:43):
All of y'all can suck on ba.
Speaker 8 (21:48):
The best thing i'veout been a womney. You'll only have
to get the surgery if you want to whole.
Speaker 9 (21:57):
What kind of a weirdo gets really their beard?
Speaker 12 (22:00):
Old girl brain dude parts, whoa, whoa whoa.
Speaker 8 (22:05):
She's on the bender change in up for gender Oh
ho ho, she's out.
Speaker 9 (22:11):
Of the bread lines.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
Back in the head lines. What do you know?
Speaker 9 (22:16):
Got a New Show.
Speaker 1 (22:17):
Oh lord, no, it's totally.
Speaker 8 (22:19):
Free to feel the way she feels, and man, she
feels like a one. This story about to wear me out.
It's already made me do two things I thought I
would never do in.
Speaker 4 (22:38):
My entire life.
Speaker 8 (22:40):
Number one a cover version of a Shanaia Twain song,
and number two, trying to sneak up piggot Bruce Jenner's boobies.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
Did you imagine whizkids of you? Said Bruce Jenner when
he won all them gold medals. He's gonna change into
a woman.
Speaker 7 (23:03):
I couldn't imagine it when I was an adult and
it happened, I was like, what, Well, let's.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
Play John Boyd Jeopardy here, so we wrap our heads
around review yesterday's question. We found out, according to those
who make this, more than half of what the manufacture
is consume between nine and eleven PM. That would be
ice crew enough Today's John Boyd Jeopardy. This is the
only sport in America where left handers are not allowed
(23:32):
to play left handed Coast Law wrestling. No, I was
fair one ain't under Big Show. You told free line,
Come on play John Boyd Jeopardy. Next, he stood Friday
(24:10):
Morning Big show's on the radio. We got today's feature
track from The Big Show bin Box story Time with
Carl Childers. Cinderella. Search for keywords Cenderella. It's the Big Box,
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Speaker 3 (24:25):
Play Yells live across America. It's John Boy, Jepany and
now a man who claims to be amefextreous. He even
joined a group for folks like that, but said it
didn't feel right, so he left.
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He's shown boy. Why there you say hey to Laura
out of Lurae. Virginia's at you, Laura. It is John Boy.
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How are you doing this afternoon?
Speaker 1 (24:57):
Just wonderful? How are you doing?
Speaker 9 (25:00):
Just going as dandies all can get out?
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Good baby? When you got the first shot at John
Boy Jeopardy, let's jump in here. This is the only
sport in America where left handers are not allowed to
play left handed.
Speaker 9 (25:15):
Left handed, John Boy, that's got to be polo.
Speaker 1 (25:18):
Look at you thinking it's polo and Len ruly over Polo.
That's port up close man, that's neat all right, lord?
You got the LS tractor price back head up Virginia
for you, Thank you very much? All right, boy, I mean,
(25:44):
last time I look out was a woman wade about
the hour top of your news. They'll be looking at
the news. In sixteen seventy eight, a niked woman riding
a horse through the city will report, good morning, it's
(26:39):
a big Shona radio. Jackie ran out of the room,
dog gone, and I'm on, I won't have to get
Yon to the flip for who's gonna come out to
the farm and reenact Lady Cadivers ride. I want my horses. See.
Jackie should have kept running.
Speaker 6 (26:58):
She made the walk back and everything.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
I think you need to give that.
Speaker 7 (27:01):
So it was just because you hear your name come
out with not not necessarily a good thing.
Speaker 1 (27:07):
It was on this date in sixteen seventy eight, Lady
Godiva made her famous ride naked on horseback through the
city of Coventry, England. According to legend, she made the
riders part of a bargain to get her husband, the
fork Earl of Mercia, to ease taxes on the people
of Coventry, England. And maybe Joe could do that with
(27:28):
Jill might lower our taxes. We'll even look what was
the dealing. So now let's get mister Noah all way
on Lady Godiva.
Speaker 7 (27:44):
She didn't make a historic ride and she didn't do
anything naked the end. Yeah, it's all legend, but I
mean she did exist. She was an important, legitimate key
figure in politics and coventry.
Speaker 1 (27:58):
But the naked ride had not had a gossip.
Speaker 5 (28:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (28:03):
Actually, yes, that's the the time. Okay, well next we
will let's see if we can debunk another legend. I'll
come up with a good right now. It's Friday. We're
happy boys, and you can't spoiling.
Speaker 13 (28:29):
I was walking on the street on a sunny day,
feeling in my bone says, I have my weed Bubba.
I'ma have to be boy, have to be boy. Oh
good when things are going here? We Hey, my little
box pot got hit by Carubb but his guns in
the box and put him in a drawer. I'ma have
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to be boy. I'map be boy. Oh good when things
are going here? We oh forgot all about it for
(29:16):
a month and a half.
Speaker 1 (29:17):
Hub hub hubbos. I looked through the drawer and started
to laugh, hubbub of hubbs.
Speaker 13 (29:23):
Because I might have beat boy. Im have meat boys?
Oh wait, did good? When things are going here?
Speaker 1 (29:29):
Wait hey, hey, I'm good morning that's a big shaw
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on the radio. Hey, we'll about twenty minutes away from
a Beatles fun date in history right now. Action.
Speaker 17 (30:18):
Hello friends, you're old pelt Birtburn here, and welcome to
another sphincter puckering episode of John Boy and Billy Playhouse.
Speaker 6 (30:25):
This week getting hitched.
Speaker 17 (30:27):
As our story opens, Ricky b Sharp and his lovely
wife Lucy are waiting for a wedding ceremony to begin.
Speaker 1 (30:33):
Bad.
Speaker 11 (30:34):
Look at this crowd, you'd think Killer Base was here
or something.
Speaker 17 (30:39):
Well, Lucy, it ain't every day that mister runtapped Populus's
only daughter gets hitched.
Speaker 11 (30:45):
Taking a good look at her, I can't believe anyone
would bury her.
Speaker 17 (30:49):
Yeah, I see what you mean. From a neck down,
she's like Pamela Anderson. From a neck up, she's Louis Anderson.
Speaker 11 (30:58):
And look at him. This guy looks like one of
the day Chippindalees. It's gotta be for the buddy, It's gotta.
Speaker 17 (31:08):
Lucy, buddy, Buddy, buddy, you can't possibly understand the romantic
piccadillos of today's young people.
Speaker 6 (31:15):
I mean, look at us. Your daddy tried to talk
you out of marrying me, said I was a loser,
said I never reminded.
Speaker 17 (31:21):
Anything, said it was the biggest mistake of your life.
And here I am today, Dothan's most beloved fast food mascot.
Speaker 11 (31:29):
Daddy was a real nostrodobis.
Speaker 6 (31:31):
Was it a another little t he from miss heath Hall.
Speaker 11 (31:38):
Lord look at him like like mismatched salt pepper shakers,
Like what the world can He said her, Are you.
Speaker 6 (31:45):
Serious, Lucy?
Speaker 18 (31:46):
Look at that rack?
Speaker 6 (31:47):
What Nordstrom wishes they had a rack like that?
Speaker 17 (31:50):
Man it funt and died for access to wam digitus
mammalia ding dongs like that caliber.
Speaker 11 (31:55):
H really yeah, well my words, he's gonna put a
bag on her head. Okay, use her for that smoking
hot body, and then he's going to take her.
Speaker 17 (32:07):
Buddy and vamous wait to see the future, miss Cleo.
Truth is, mister runtped Populus is already prepared for any
future Shenanigans likewood Well, for one thing, the day they
got engaged, he made sign one of them.
Speaker 6 (32:22):
Which called pre nips.
Speaker 11 (32:24):
You made pre nups.
Speaker 6 (32:26):
Nope, pre nips. He had to sign up before he
could have Adam.
Speaker 2 (32:29):
Son of a.
Speaker 4 (32:32):
Son of.
Speaker 6 (32:39):
Right on cue.
Speaker 17 (32:42):
We hope you enjoyed, John Boy and Philly Playhouse. Here
comes a bride. Notice them top two buns and done years.
Speaker 5 (32:49):
Welcome.
Speaker 17 (32:52):
Tune in next time when we'll hear the flat chested bridesmaids.
Speaker 1 (32:55):
Say, hey, big man, let me hold a dollar. Good
morning to make show us on the radio. Hang over
your local news weather sports. This is was Royal.
Speaker 15 (33:07):
That is the king Veto, slayer of the Visials, destroyer of.
Speaker 16 (33:14):
The Mongol, and aggravator of the Automan Empire. A listening
to my two royal jests, those gap toothed barbarians, John
Boy and Billyard, you old big show A rise a
loyd of beef, A rise Duke of Ellington, rise water
(33:35):
of tin, essence of marp nook of Vactisia.
Speaker 1 (34:14):
Good morning, it's a big Shaw on the radio and
this is your one hour alert. In one hour, will
you give away John Boys wonderful thing number one hundred
and five that's likely used double XL T shirt. Sheffield
Seafood and Grocery in osan Isle, North Carolina, where Shelley
Sheffield sells seashells Now Mother Seashore. I was here laying
(34:34):
out with her boyfriend Peter Piper. He's been on to
pick up peckup peckers, I mean pickle pecker peppers. Show off.
Speaker 6 (34:43):
There's some pickles in there.
Speaker 1 (34:47):
One hour, you got a time hitt the Big Show
dot Com. Good luck, Good morning, got the Big Shaw
on the radio. Coming up, we play Beat the Blonde
Winter gets one hundred and twenty dollars worth of Bullsnot
cleaning products made in the USA. Truck drivers keep America
moving and bull snout make sure they look good doing it.
(35:08):
Look for Bullsnout the truck stops across America. You can
download the Bullsnot Out. Click on that link at the
Big Show dot Com. Hang on, win it right here.
Well this date in history, May thirty first, nineteen sixty nine.
John Lennon and Yo co Ono recorded the song give
Piece a Chance in a hotel room in Montreal during
(35:30):
the final weekend of their bed ind for Piece, Yes, sir.
Other voices in the chant include Tom and Dick Smothers
and Timothy Leary, who sounded a little high. I believe
there was a lot of that good come out of
(35:50):
John Lennon Yo co own A.
Speaker 8 (35:52):
Well.
Speaker 1 (35:52):
We were looking for the best, and look what we
found in the Big Show archives.
Speaker 14 (35:58):
All right, all right, this is a rough everybody, here
we go a woman boy the way McCartney played.
Speaker 9 (36:12):
Song and made the heap all us guys, we headed me.
Speaker 8 (36:19):
Those were the Dean Charge and Ringo.
Speaker 9 (36:26):
We killed them on Ed Sullivan.
Speaker 1 (36:30):
Mister, we could use a hit like Sergeant.
Speaker 9 (36:33):
Pepper roll Game. Skirts were short and hair was long.
Everybody loved your song.
Speaker 18 (36:44):
I don't know just what went wrong those well, maybe something.
Speaker 1 (36:58):
Is all right. Non zelling that well with Yoko. Maybe
we could make a little money on something like this.
Speaker 9 (37:08):
John Lennon, his music changed the world. Now you can
hear previously unknown recordings from one of the greatest names
of the history of rock and roll. It's the lost
Lennon party tapes.
Speaker 14 (37:20):
Jels name a Dog with Lynx, I don't know Lynda McCartney.
Speaker 9 (37:25):
You'll hear rare glimpses in the mind of John Lennon
when he didn't know the tape recorder was running.
Speaker 14 (37:32):
Yuko Yoko, come over here, pulled me.
Speaker 9 (37:35):
Finger plus for the first time. Anywhere, you'll hear extremely
rare unreleased versions of Beatles songs and rare studio out takes.
Let's write a.
Speaker 8 (37:49):
Song about dropping some massive and then when they asked
will the Netherho.
Speaker 10 (38:00):
What do you think the Lost London Party tapes? Number one?
Number one? Number one?
Speaker 5 (38:07):
We wait?
Speaker 14 (38:08):
Weight could could?
Speaker 10 (38:09):
At this rate, I'm gonna have to do it eight
more times before I get it right.
Speaker 9 (38:11):
Let's try something else coming soon to our rock and
roll radio station near you.
Speaker 1 (38:17):
Ha yeah, been all over it for years. Oh well,
let's play Beat the Blonde. You're all about ready for that.
One hundred twenty dollars worth of bulls not cleaning products
up for grabs, one eight hundred big show toy line
across America. We'll play next,
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Billy James
Johnny "John Boy" Isley
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