May 31, 2024 • 42 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:25):
Good morning. It's a Big Show on the radio. Run
it to your Friday, May thirty first, Today's feature track
for the Big Show bed Box story Time with Carl Childers.
Carl tells the story of Cinderella, says for keywords, Cinderella
hit the bedbox at the Big Show dot com. Right now,
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it's time to play be du blo. G's me not contestant.
Ricky from Zionville, North Carolina, Good morning, Ricky, good morning,
welcome all right, Teddy got Ricky coming in with you. Ricky, Well,
(01:07):
as Marcia, you're so fine, You're still fine. You float
her mind?
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Yeah, but really I go by, Rick, I ain't Rick James?
Speaker 3 (01:16):
Is that right?
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Rick Free? Yeahs Rick James. Alright, Marty, Well, we're gonna
ask Tato some questions. You agree or disagree, get too
right before too wrong, and you win big old bullsnot
prize pay go. Sounds good, Well, here we go. Then
taylored the original story of Robin Hood when he entered
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Price John's archery contest.
Speaker 4 (01:42):
That's Prince John. Price John ran like a big box discount.
I was wondering it'd be like sold archery equipment. The
price Yes, be in in there all right, Rede you.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Know well, yeah, so anyways, a Robin Hood. He entered
Prince John's archery contest and he got a kiss from
Maid Marrion. What was first prize in the contest?
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Was it a kiss from Price John?
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Get in the happy card? What the gift card?
Speaker 2 (02:24):
It was a gold piece, a gold medallion.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Gold piece. It's like gold that's coming in there, Ricky,
agree or disagree?
Speaker 5 (02:32):
I agree?
Speaker 6 (02:33):
I agree?
Speaker 1 (02:34):
No, No, I wanted to know a silver arrow is
what Robin Hood.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
With the theme look at them?
Speaker 1 (02:47):
All right? Rick, here we go, Budy. Let's say when
you get this one the ride Tyler, if you should
need to wake a sleeping elephant, should need to If
you should need to, should you use something loud or
should you do it gently?
Speaker 3 (03:03):
Well?
Speaker 2 (03:04):
I usually just leave some peanuts on the dresser and
just tiptoe out. I just don't want him to even know.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
If he does so, I you know, I would wake
him gently, Wake the sleeping elephant gently.
Speaker 6 (03:20):
Rick, what you say, I'd have to agree.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
I'd have to agree, okay, And that was the thing
to do. He elephant? All right, alright, let's win it
right here. Let's talk about when we lost a basketball
legend this week. Bill Walton passed away. Well, let's look
at basketball legend Wilt Chamberlain. He says he used to
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do something during the off season to keep in shape.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
What was it, Oh, practice the Kama Sutra.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
You know he was very popular. Oh well, he didn't
claim to have over Oh I know how many thousand
you researched? So in any web? Sorry? D do we
right off into discussion groups about the conquest? I've started it.
So you said by doing the hipp and egimy and sway,
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Will stayed in shape. He played volleyball. He played volleyball, Buddy,
I mean okay, all right. Rick Day says Will played
volleyball like she knew what she was talking about. Do
you agree or do make a grant? It makes sense?
Speaker 4 (04:31):
I will agree.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Okay, that's right, you boy volleyball, Rick James, freeball. Sta.
You ain't go, buddy, Jack, you hook you up? Man?
Speaker 7 (04:55):
Glad you won?
Speaker 1 (04:56):
Thanks you, sir, whytam I the gut word top of
you on the right. On the other side, our time
capsule win has made thirty birds.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
Hang, old boy.
Speaker 8 (05:42):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show.
Speaker 6 (05:48):
The South's number one export. Yo, what's up? How y'all day?
We don't good man?
Speaker 7 (06:00):
Man?
Speaker 9 (06:00):
Remember last time I was in here, I was talking
about dumb TV commercials.
Speaker 6 (06:03):
You know what.
Speaker 9 (06:03):
I ran out of time before I got to what
car commercials? Okay, take a second here, talk about car commercials. Okay,
First of all, do car people run enough commercials? I mean,
every other ad you see on TV is a car commercial.
Sometimes I think that's why they cost so much. One
for all them ads, a new car would cost like
eight hundred dollars and they spend all this money. They
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show how tough this car is. You know, they show
it zooming around some mountain road in the middle of
a thunderstorm and big old boulders falling down in front
of him. Driver got a bobcat up in his face.
The car always comes through. But you know then at
the bottom of the screen it always says, do not
attempt these maneuvers. Why not look like the cars up
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for it? Hey, if you don't want me to do it,
don't be showing it to you.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
You know.
Speaker 9 (06:55):
The Nissan says their cars are built for the human race.
Now who else would they be building them for? And
Dodge talking about they got something called cab forward Design
whatever that is. It looked like a regular car to me.
I mean, help me out here. Don't all cars have
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the cab up in the front. And announcer trying to
explain it, he says, we moved the wheels out to
the corners. Well, that's a good idea. Where were they
had before in the gloves compartment? Hey, guys, while we
had it, why don't we move the steering wheel over
here to the side that the driver said something she does.
Speaker 6 (07:35):
You're a genius.
Speaker 9 (07:36):
That's what revolutionized the industry. Ain't no wonder this company
almost went broke a while back. And what's up with Chevrolet?
Why would I want to buy a truck that's like
a rock?
Speaker 1 (07:49):
You know what?
Speaker 9 (07:51):
I bet it's real nice, But that ain't exactly what
I had in mind.
Speaker 6 (07:55):
Have you got something that's more like a truck? Hey?
Did you hear what the boy is it? Dodge are
doing with the wheels? Dodge got it going on?
Speaker 9 (08:04):
And see the local dealers, they got a whole nother
thing happening. What is it about owning a car lot
makes a man think he is a stand up comic?
I mean, it's one thing to see some you know,
stiff looking dude standing there. Hey, y'all, I'm Chuck whiteyt
Come see me at Whitey Ford and I'll.
Speaker 6 (08:21):
Hook you up.
Speaker 9 (08:23):
Now, most of these dudes are not to be on TV.
But hey, most of the people on TV ought not
to be on TV. Now, I'm talking these scary nut
jobs at the used car lot.
Speaker 6 (08:33):
You know, the guys you always see relate at night.
Speaker 9 (08:36):
Some three hundred pounds dude dressed up like Monica Lewinsky
talking about we're blowing away the competition. Don't be a sucker.
Come see taker and shut up, put a tie on.
I think he got some sense.
Speaker 6 (08:49):
If I buy a car from you and you a fool,
what does that make me?
Speaker 9 (08:55):
Because I ain't talking about the ones that buy a
lot of radio advertising. Ain't crazy like just trying to
cut through the static. I want to do this in
the sale department, standing in the door over there, John,
what's man?
Speaker 6 (09:09):
Where you headed? Or you're going to see Taca.
Speaker 5 (09:12):
That's cool.
Speaker 6 (09:13):
I'm done, y'all. Think about it. I'm on the website.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
Jaun Boy and Dilly, Good morning radio, dumb.
Speaker 7 (09:27):
Right, good morning.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
That's a big show on the radio. Head into the weekend.
There's always something exciting happening in beautiful Dismal seep in
South Carolina, and here to tell us all about it,
as a mayor himself, the Honorable Merwin Coob Fiddleswoop. Good morning,
mister mayor, Good morning John Boy and all your wonderful listeners.
So watch the buzz and dismal Seepage.
Speaker 10 (10:18):
Thank you for that totally unscripted and spontaneous question, John Boy,
And dismal Seepage is buzzing. Indeed, it's all over this
weekend's big, big Cicada Days festival.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
Who can't be topical?
Speaker 11 (10:32):
Well?
Speaker 1 (10:32):
Interesting? All right, So what exactly is Cicada Days about?
Speaker 10 (10:37):
Well, it's about cicadas. I mean, it's right there in
the title. Oh I know, But like what's going on?
That's a pretty open ended question, John Boy. Well, as
you know, this is the big Cicada Emergence, which only
happens every seventeen years. It's a time when you go
outside and hear trillions of those charming critters filling the
air with a sound like a nineteen fifties sci fi
movie Flying Saucer. What better time aim to throw a party?
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Maybe after the noise dies down. As usual, we Dismal
Seepageans kick off the shindig with the big parade down
Main Street. It'll be led by our Cicada Day's mascot, Bugsy,
a guy in a bug costume, and Hi John Boy,
but not just any costume. It was created by Yeshiro Hondada,
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who created the creature suits for several Godzilla movies.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
Is it cute? Nope?
Speaker 10 (11:32):
The baton twirlers from Deadly Mantis Junior High will be
on hand. The Fighting Cockroach's Marching Band from George Lopez
Community College will be playing the hits of the Beatles,
Everything ties in, and of course those wacky Shriners.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
Let me guess the cars look like cicadas, not just
look like, but sound like. That's right.
Speaker 10 (11:51):
They've attached kazoos to their exhaust pipes. It's a whole scene, man,
So what's on the schedule? Well, as you know, and
Dismal Seepage like to kick it up a notch this weekend.
We'll be exploring one of the lesser known facets of
Cicada Mania, eating them.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
Are you serious? Damn Skippy John Boy.
Speaker 10 (12:11):
We've got the world famous Bugbeq food truck on hnd
preparing a big bug buffet for all to enjoy. They
have all sorts of taste tempting treats to set your antennas,
twitching cicada and bacon, kolopano poppers, cicada masala, cicada parmesan,
cicada burritos, and for you health nuts out there, try
our cicada smoothie.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
So that's bugs and a blender right, all.
Speaker 10 (12:32):
Along with other delights like organic banana, blueberries, crickets, oat milk, wheat, germ. Well,
wait a minute, crickets a wonderful source of protein, but
don't worry, it won't distract from the taste of the cicada.
And all these delicious treats can only be found at
Big Cicada Days festival.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
So I guess you've sampled everything.
Speaker 10 (12:53):
We'll have a big closing night concert with Sarah Centipede's
hundred foot Orchestra, and the weekend is sponsored by the
National Department of Health and Human Services. The government's footing
the bill, your tax dollars at work. You're welcome.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
Sounds like a smoke screen to get the peasants to
learn how to eat bugs instead of steak. So come
on down to the big dismal seepatch Cicana days. If
you miss it, it'll bug you. Do you have to
feel them first.
Speaker 6 (13:25):
You're bugging me.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
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Speaker 4 (15:36):
You say that like we all remember it, right, y'all
weren't actually there, nor were the listeners.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
So anyway, I got a cool Fountain Racing Team hat
and autographed by Reggie Fountain, oh the man. All right?
So and did somebody spill a glass of tea on
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you when you're racing boats, you can't worry about standing
in your hat.
Speaker 4 (16:05):
No spilled te Yeah wo.
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hat of Fountain Racing Boats, autograph by the Regie Fountain.
It at the Big Show dot com. Good morning, got
the Big Show on the radio. Well, our man Tom
Sorenson is not gonna be joining us this morning. We
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tell Tommy's you just see okay, yeah man, he wrecked
on a bicycle. Yes, and like you know, he was
just getting over his knee tickleball accident that was getting
on him. Yep. And now we don't have many details,
Charlotte with the place where we live.
Speaker 4 (16:50):
The city we live has these beautiful areas for walking,
hiking and so forth.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
There called greenways, and you can take your bikes on him.
So he took his bike on him on one of
the greenways and.
Speaker 4 (17:01):
Then went down, went a little too fast, didn't make
it around a curve in a guard rail, broke the
helmet he was wearing.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
Oh man, okay, So it wasn't like a Biden fall
when you stop and just go over. Well, it could
have been. It wasn't there, you know, was that like
he was humping on down the way. He's like that,
just helmeing many but he is gonna be all right.
He is gonna be all right. Okay, Well anyway, so
uh we we got to move along here because this
is a this is what we're playing in lieu of
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Tom's visit backyard b ball. We have requests with this
all the time. And of course the NBA Playoffs are
going on right now, so li'sten. Let's enjoy it back
when we were kids. Hit it. They oh street tarantulas.
Their dynasty has crumbled in the offseason. The Cedar Street
Bullfrogs thirsty for a victory after a long dry spell.
(17:50):
Today the Bullfrogs try to steal one away right in
the Tarantula's backyard. Literally, this is Backyard bee Ball inn by.
Speaker 13 (18:01):
NBA Sports Presents mckyard be Ball, brought to you by
your Dad's master Card, your ticket to a world of
grown up stuff as long as your dad doesn't know
you've got and by butt wiper. When you say butt wiper,
you've said it all.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
Come logging, everybody. Red Peters along with Scotty's Kreudaminski here
in Tommy Jordan's backyard for another afternoon of backyard be Ball.
Speaker 6 (18:27):
We're in for a.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
Short season, but we're stealing it for it to some
great action.
Speaker 9 (18:31):
He knows no better way to kick it off than
the game we got here today, which is a rematch
of last year's championship series.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
Of course, the Tara Angels are definitely not the same
team as last year. My low Jordan turned thirteen during
the offseason. He's now too cool to play with the
younger kids. Luckily, his brother Pete he's still in the game,
so we still get to use studt Jordan's backyard.
Speaker 9 (18:52):
Yeah, and the Bugs are also opening the season without
Scotty Griffin, who got braces over the Christmas break.
Speaker 6 (18:57):
You know we're around the league.
Speaker 9 (18:58):
Is that Scotty still wants to play, but his mom
and dad said they spent too much money to risk
him bust in his mouth open over in their words,
some stupid game.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
Well less all metal mouth. Well, the Bullfrogs are not
without their problems behind the scenes as well. We'll bring
you up to day on that a little later. We'll
be back with a tip off after this brief time out.
Speaker 14 (19:17):
A knife that can cut through a shoe and steal
slice a tomato nineteen ninety five, first two volumes in
the Dukes of Hazard Collectors series nine ninety five. Chatting
with a friendly blonde chick who doesn't know you're only
twelve years old to ninety nine A minute Hours of
Last with your idiot buddies, Priceless, your Dad's master guard,
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Master the possibilities.
Speaker 5 (19:42):
Already we're back, and here we go.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
Bull Frogs control the tap, working it inside the big
stew Jabbar who lays it off the glass. By the
game's first two points, You're red.
Speaker 6 (19:52):
It's not really glass. It's actually kapressed fireberboard with a
coda white thing on it.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
I think they know what I.
Speaker 6 (19:57):
Mean, scaring up.
Speaker 9 (19:58):
I tell you, Big stew could be the difference in
his game today. We all remember his long nasty holdout
over money, and I guess it eventually paid off because
the guys allowance bumped up to five dollars a week.
Seems to have kept himself in pretty good shape during
the off season.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
Two eh, Tarantul, Let's bring the ball across the line.
The new guy, point guard Scooter Rodman, is really the
spark plug of this team. He can't find an open
man fires it in for three point lives shot at
Tarantulu's lead three to two in while Scooter steals the
inbounds past fires even out of three yes six two Tarantula.
Speaker 6 (20:28):
Hot start for Scooter. He's causing quite a stir lately.
Speaker 9 (20:31):
Told everybody he likes to use his sister's easy bake
of and always outrages this guy.
Speaker 1 (20:36):
Roderman loves the spotlight, maybe a little too much, but
the kid can play ball, and I guess that's all.
Speaker 9 (20:42):
That mattered, and the Bullfrogs want to tie him out.
New man checking in the game here call me crazy, Rid,
it looks like Emmanuel Lewis the guy from TV's Webster.
By this time, what's master p Garth Brooks, What's when
the celebrities trying to live up their fantasies by playing sports.
I mean, look at this guy, forty years old, he's
still the shortest player on the cool eh Webster drives.
Speaker 1 (21:01):
Toward the basket. Oh, he's hammered by the Tarantulu's enforcer,
Stinky Spree Well, blatant cheap shot right there.
Speaker 9 (21:09):
You know, spring Well has been nothing but prophe since
he joined this league. It's his first game coming off
that suspension for giving coach Dan the atomic wedgie last year,
and it.
Speaker 1 (21:16):
Looks like he's picked up right where he left off.
But you know, scrout since my arrest for giving a
ride to that transvestite prostitute. I'm a big believer in
second chances. Anything you say, Rid, By the way, it
really was just a ride, you know, And he really
did look like I want.
Speaker 6 (21:29):
Let's just constrat on the game real all right.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
Webster is crying, he's being helped off the cart. Looks
like it's comeback. Gotta be a short one, no pun
intended say hi to Alex Carris.
Speaker 9 (21:39):
On the way back down Webb, Who is this coming
in to shoot the free throws?
Speaker 6 (21:42):
Looks like the world's oldest cabbage patch kid.
Speaker 1 (21:45):
Whoa, that's little Mike Brady. Not the most talented guy
on the court, but he's scrappy Guy's a coach's dream,
a true little genero.
Speaker 6 (21:53):
Now you do know that his dad has packed up
the grill for the winter, don't you?
Speaker 1 (21:56):
Like you said? He's a fat tough of gold honey
still manages to both free throws and oh, Tommy, Jordan's
mom is back from the grocery store. She's yelling for
everybody to help her carry the bags in the house.
That means it's halftime. Tarantula's on top six four.
Speaker 5 (22:12):
Blow me back on the second half right after this.
Speaker 1 (22:18):
But white her, but white arm?
Speaker 6 (22:24):
Now, how is that supposed to zell? Root beer?
Speaker 1 (22:30):
Wonder Mindulis broadcast is copyrighted by the Backyard Basketball Association
and has presentaged only for the entertainment of our audience.
Any rebroadcast retransmissioner of the use of this coverage without
the express permission of Backyard Bomb Incorporated and subject to
a very severe but whoop in Red Peters along with
Scott's Scrotaminsky back for the second half of today's game.
Tarantula's have the ball and the six poar lead.
Speaker 9 (22:52):
One change for the Tarantula's Scooter Rodman, Mister outrageous has
left the game. Says he's going to make some cupcakes
for his sister's birthday party.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
And for him is Buddy Ray Mutumba, who last year
was averaging twelve points a game, but this year he's
just not at the speed. What's the story there, Scrunny.
Speaker 9 (23:08):
Well, here's another guy that's plagued by troubles in the
off season. I mean his parents were on Jerry Springer
last month. That's gotta be a tough break for any kid.
You know, mom actually seems pretty happy now that she's
moved in with her husband's sister, but you know, the
resin from the kids at school.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
Let's put this guy into a real tail spin angel.
Let's get the ball to Matumbau right away. He bounces
it off his foot, ball frogs ball. Mike McGuire over
from the fowl line. That's good and we're tired.
Speaker 9 (23:32):
That's sick, and McGuire still holds the all time league
record seventy points in a game. Although there is an
asterisk in the book due to Mike's Husso performance enhancer.
Speaker 1 (23:41):
Well, we should point out that although Mountain dew is
banned in baseball and football, it's still on the list
of approved substances for backyard ball.
Speaker 9 (23:48):
You know that's got a change, Red, I mean, way
too many kids lies being messed up by that caffeine
and citrus kick.
Speaker 6 (23:54):
Remember, kids, don't do the dude.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
Now, this wouldn't have anything to do with the fact
that your uncle drives a you who truck with it.
Speaker 6 (24:00):
Just call the game check as turn.
Speaker 1 (24:02):
To let's feet, the ball to my tumbo again. He
looks for Emery Clinch on the baseline. Ball sails over
Lynch's heading hill bouncer's right off of Missus Jordan's niece
ign Popfinder.
Speaker 9 (24:12):
Oh boy, looks like the ball's left a dent in
the door. Up here comes Missus Jordan.
Speaker 1 (24:17):
That is one hun happy woman. Off she's going for
the ball.
Speaker 9 (24:21):
Missus Jordan grabs son Pete but arms She's dragging him
in the house. Uh up's taking the ball to yep
beast just gonna back to come on.
Speaker 1 (24:29):
Well, we really don't have any other alternatives here. Terry
Taylor's goal doesn't have an ap Mike Martin's father's got
an RV parked in his driveway. The only other option
is for everybody to go over to Citizen Rendy's Hiyah.
Speaker 9 (24:40):
We know there's not a snowballs chance of that happening,
so well, I guess that's the bow again.
Speaker 1 (24:44):
Yeah, here we go again, another season of backyard pe
ball in shepret any calls of a lockout unbelievable.
Speaker 9 (24:50):
Of course, NBAS Sports will be standing by to bring
in any breaking news or any.
Speaker 6 (24:54):
Really good butt whooping story.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
But for now, that's hitting Jordan's house on Oak Street
for Scott's Grunaminski. I'm read Peters reminding you the finals
car tear Antula six ball frog six So long, everybody.
Speaker 13 (25:07):
Backyard b Ball is a presentation of NBS Sports, the
network where the really cool guys hang out.
Speaker 1 (25:18):
Well, maybe not all the way. Back when we were kids,
we didn't have car alarms. We did our driveway cars. No,
we had car okay fifty six Chevrolet. Well I learned
to drive over anyway. Let's play some wordy word, let's
worry about right now. One eight hundred Big Show. You
told free line, We'll get a couple of contestants and
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play next. Good Friday morning is a big show on
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the radio. Today's Meeture tracking the Big Show. Big Box.
Got the story from Carl til there's the story of Cinderella.
Says for key words Cinderella. When you hit the Big
Box at the Big Show dot com, we's sure to
click out on their contest button. If you can't get there,
we'll call you somebody you gonna play with and make
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that happen to Like right now, I had to have
everybody's head about the bed. That be the worthy word
and the worthy word. Let's meet a couple of buddies
that's gonna play on the Big Show. We got Tyler
from Lagrange, North Carolina. Good morning, Tyler, Good morning, Good
morning buddy. Then we got your mud Jacob not a
Cove City in North Carolina. Good morning, Jacob's going, hey
(26:52):
man going good? Well there you are boys, how long
y'all known each other.
Speaker 3 (26:58):
For about years?
Speaker 1 (26:59):
Out? All right? Good, happy anniversary?
Speaker 11 (27:07):
All right?
Speaker 1 (27:07):
Which part of the stadio and y'all up toward the mountains.
You sound like you're in Cove.
Speaker 4 (27:12):
City, our east of Raleigh.
Speaker 1 (27:18):
Okay, y'all going these sounds? I thought that's where grains was.
Then all right, we're good boys. We're glad you made
it in here. Jacob, you're gonna play with Tater. I'm
gonna take Tyler. All right, I'm gonna see what week
all right with? Jacob. You and Taytor relikes their Tator
don't likes too much.
Speaker 6 (27:34):
You hold him.
Speaker 1 (27:35):
Words up, Tyler. Let's see what we can do. Are
you ready? I'm ready? Start the clock now. The opposite
of light is dark. Uh huh uh. There are seven
days a week. Yes, when you die, you have to
leave your last blank and testament will yes, uh huh.
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Get under a tree when it's hot and get some shade. Yes, uh,
the blank and the spoon. Leonard Skinner song doctor give yes,
uh huh. It's not more it is uh huh uh.
Speaker 2 (28:12):
You go.
Speaker 1 (28:15):
Right, damn Barnie. Good work, Tyler. We put a six
on the board, and now Jacob and Taylor, let's see
if y'all can match at six. Get us a game
going in around two? Are you ready? Marcy ready? Are
you hello?
Speaker 12 (28:35):
Jacob?
Speaker 1 (28:37):
What are we doing? You're ready to play? All right?
Jacob and Jacob and Tayler. Just just one little touch. Okay, okay,
ready sorry head ready go?
Speaker 2 (28:58):
Blank is where the heart is? Yes, a man of
blank sorrow. It's like it's always yes. You might need
to know the blank, the what where when the they're
also a band. Yes, when someone gives you something, you
say blank you or yeah? Right by the way, Hey, candy,
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is this it's not sour?
Speaker 3 (29:22):
It is?
Speaker 2 (29:25):
You do this to your steak. You make it this
you you hit it?
Speaker 1 (29:31):
All right, y'all. Put a six on the board just
like that is alright? Ah right, Tyler, here we go,
buddy in around two. Let's keep it up. Ready, all right,
start the clock now it's obvious a while this is
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this way the sauce our girling sauce. It's not hot.
Speaker 7 (29:56):
It is what?
Speaker 12 (29:59):
Yah?
Speaker 1 (30:00):
Yes? Yes? Yes? Water is this? You pour a what
it is? What water is? This stuff is? It's not solid,
it's a what it's not a yes? Yeah, uh huh.
This doesn't cost It's absolutely doesn't cost you. Yes, uh huh.
Speaker 6 (30:19):
I'm not empty.
Speaker 1 (30:20):
I am yes, all right, man, I was dumb and
I was messing up bad. You did good, Tyler. We
put a four on the six that was a ten,
All right, Jabin Taylor, four will time, five will win it?
Ready go the opposite of below. Uh huh.
Speaker 2 (30:44):
You walk down this in church, or you walk down
it when you get married.
Speaker 12 (30:49):
You walk.
Speaker 2 (30:51):
It's the opposite of fool. You might just take Okay, yeah,
you're right. You're right when you eight ounce is four ounces?
Is blank of eight ounces?
Speaker 1 (31:04):
Here we go.
Speaker 2 (31:04):
The opposite of off chorl blank a coral blank.
Speaker 1 (31:13):
Right for the wind, Tyler. If I handa stumbled that, buddy,
we could have kept it up. But Jacob the Battle
of the buddies, win by one and play Tyler. You
can try again anytime. We should appreciate y'all boys, Hey,
I appreciate.
Speaker 3 (31:33):
It that on five.
Speaker 1 (31:37):
Dancing Romance. If y'all don't shut up, I'm gonna go
out of my mind. Good morning, got the Baby Show
on the radio. I'd just like to go back and
review where I mess up to help me in future
wordy word games. This is not just a super little
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game we play on the radio. Really matters to me.
This is the part of the morning where the rest
of us look at our shoes. I'm just going through
the words A needle and a spoon. He knew that
little skinner song got it? Lass? That wasn't I think
you said the mild. Oh, this is the one that
messed me up. You know why because of our grill
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and sauce. Because the hot and spicy and the sweet
and mild are our two flavors of the tomato bas
and I cannot not talk about it. I saw that.
(32:45):
Oh good, well, good well. Congratulations on your victory. You
have pulled two out at the buzzer very recently. You
are shocked, I know, or wanting the ball at the
end of the game. All right there, Well, let's get
to our bit req this morning. El Thomas. That could
be Ella. I know a little good named Ella L
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Thomas from Greenville, South Carolina. Y'all, I just love you.
Please play my mama watt oh Hansen's tune. All right, hell,
we're doing for it. Maybe coming up next. Good morning,
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Out of Greenville, South Carolina. Requests for handsomes tune Now
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we love you too.
Speaker 5 (34:18):
Manama what? Manama?
Speaker 7 (34:21):
What?
Speaker 5 (34:23):
Manama?
Speaker 8 (34:23):
What when I was over and he called him?
Speaker 7 (34:31):
Fuck up?
Speaker 5 (34:32):
It's comedy both bun she up the comed here me bua.
Speaker 1 (34:39):
Well mana my w.
Speaker 5 (34:44):
Manama?
Speaker 2 (34:44):
What?
Speaker 7 (34:46):
Hell?
Speaker 3 (34:46):
Manama?
Speaker 11 (34:47):
What do.
Speaker 8 (34:56):
I was?
Speaker 5 (34:56):
Ulrica rock baba ba coll me hell?
Speaker 1 (35:02):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (35:05):
Hm?
Speaker 5 (35:07):
Mana my what not?
Speaker 1 (35:10):
What?
Speaker 5 (35:12):
Manama? What need about about able? That's gabbed about that
little Domod.
Speaker 8 (35:21):
Thomas story. Now we'll hear your story. Man I'm a what.
Speaker 5 (35:33):
Man I'm a widow? I tell me all right?
Speaker 1 (35:50):
At all?
Speaker 5 (35:56):
Manama? What about about telling?
Speaker 11 (36:07):
MC do.
Speaker 2 (36:09):
Not?
Speaker 5 (36:09):
I'm a wife?
Speaker 1 (36:39):
Good morning, it's a big show on the radio. A
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Big Box. If you would like this story of Cinderella,
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have a great weekend. Please be careful out that we'll
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be back at money.
Speaker 2 (37:03):
Right.
Speaker 1 (37:03):
Now's THEO.
Speaker 14 (37:07):
And now it's story telling with Carl Childers.
Speaker 1 (37:13):
Today.
Speaker 11 (37:14):
I reckon we're gonna tell the story of Cinderella. Cinderella
lived with her main old step mama and two ugly stepsisters.
Some folks say they's homely.
Speaker 1 (37:24):
I say that's ugly.
Speaker 11 (37:27):
Look kind of like a couple old boar hogs. Anyway,
I didn't treat Cinderella very well. Mates borderer quite a bit,
didn't pay much of a wage. There's pretty much no count.
I think one of them is from Arkansas. But I reckon,
(37:47):
I just jealous on a kind of Cinderella was a party,
little hang not much bigger than a squirrel. They made
her live out in a shed and old hole in
the ground, wrung their biscuits and mustard a couple times
a week, living high on the hall, eating potted meating
Sadie crackers, while they made Cinderella tote the wars and
(38:09):
fixed the more well. Sir, there's a prince in town
who kindly wanted him a girlfriend. I reckon. They decided
to invite all the party people up to the castle.
Some people call it a mansion. I call it a castle.
(38:30):
My main old step mama and her ugly youngess went
on to the shin dig and left little old Cinderella
at home work on that tiller with a busted fan belt.
Well afford you not that Cinderella's fairy god Mama showed
up waving a magic stick. She gives Cinderella a party,
new dress, and a pair of glass shoes. Some folks
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call them slippers, I call the shoes. Then she went
out into the garden and turned upon in some rats
into big old fancy wagon in some horses told old
Cinderella go on to party, better be home by midnight.
That very god Mama didn't want to go along, because
she's stove up from all that ferry, and she's old
(39:16):
and give out. Well, sir, Cinderella really hit it off
of that old prince. She like the way he talked.
He liked the way she talked, the way I figured
Dave Feeline love right off.
Speaker 6 (39:32):
Well, sir.
Speaker 11 (39:33):
She got to dancing and talking and eating French fried petiers,
and she kind of lost track of time. Midight come
around she up and runed off so fast she ran
right out of one of her old glass shoes for
Cinderella to get home. That old wagon turned back into
pumpkin and them rats rundolfh somemrs. She had to walk
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home with one shoe. She had pretty good time I reckon,
she didn't mind too much. Next day I had old
Prince Feller about hate a fit looking for Cinderella. He
told her that old glass you arrived for quite a spell,
trying it on this girl and then another. Finally he
tried it on Cinderella. He's so happy he bout busted
(40:18):
Cinderella and that Prince Feller went off that castle and
lived happily ever after, looking for lips and peckers in
that potted meat and having a big time them an
ugly stepsister, so it up with it. They wound up
in the nervous hospital. Cinderella never forgot her main old
step mama and how cruel she was to her, And
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every time she thought about it, she just saw red.
So one night Cinderella got her an old lawnmore blade
out of the shed, went over to her house, killed
her plumb near cut her head glean off. Then she
called an am blance and a hurst. Moral of the
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story is, you ain't good to your step young and
they might cut you it off the end.
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Good morning. It's a Big Show on the radio. Run
it to your Friday, May thirty first, Today's feature track
for the Big Show bed Box story Time with Carl Childers.
Carl tells the story of Cinderella, says for keywords, Cinderella
hit the bedbox at the Big Show dot com. Right now,
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it's time to play be du blo. G's me not contestant.
Ricky from Zionville, North Carolina, Good morning, Ricky, good morning,
welcome all right, Teddy got Ricky coming in with you. Ricky, Well,
(01:07):
as Marcia, you're so fine, You're still fine. You float
her mind?
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Yeah, but really I go by, Rick, I ain't Rick James?
Speaker 3 (01:16):
Is that right?
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Rick Free? Yeahs Rick James. Alright, Marty, Well, we're gonna
ask Tato some questions. You agree or disagree, get too
right before too wrong, and you win big old bullsnot
prize pay go. Sounds good, Well, here we go. Then
taylored the original story of Robin Hood when he entered
(01:40):
Price John's archery contest.
Speaker 4 (01:42):
That's Prince John. Price John ran like a big box discount.
I was wondering it'd be like sold archery equipment. The
price Yes, be in in there all right, Rede you.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Know well, yeah, so anyways, a Robin Hood. He entered
Prince John's archery contest and he got a kiss from
Maid Marrion. What was first prize in the contest?
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Was it a kiss from Price John?
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Get in the happy card? What the gift card?
Speaker 2 (02:24):
It was a gold piece, a gold medallion.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Gold piece. It's like gold that's coming in there, Ricky,
agree or disagree?
Speaker 5 (02:32):
I agree?
Speaker 6 (02:33):
I agree?
Speaker 1 (02:34):
No, No, I wanted to know a silver arrow is
what Robin Hood.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
With the theme look at them?
Speaker 1 (02:47):
All right? Rick, here we go, Budy. Let's say when
you get this one the ride Tyler, if you should
need to wake a sleeping elephant, should need to If
you should need to, should you use something loud or
should you do it gently?
Speaker 3 (03:03):
Well?
Speaker 2 (03:04):
I usually just leave some peanuts on the dresser and
just tiptoe out. I just don't want him to even know.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
If he does so, I you know, I would wake
him gently, Wake the sleeping elephant gently.
Speaker 6 (03:20):
Rick, what you say, I'd have to agree.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
I'd have to agree, okay, And that was the thing
to do. He elephant? All right, alright, let's win it
right here. Let's talk about when we lost a basketball
legend this week. Bill Walton passed away. Well, let's look
at basketball legend Wilt Chamberlain. He says he used to
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do something during the off season to keep in shape.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
What was it, Oh, practice the Kama Sutra.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
You know he was very popular. Oh well, he didn't
claim to have over Oh I know how many thousand
you researched? So in any web? Sorry? D do we
right off into discussion groups about the conquest? I've started it.
So you said by doing the hipp and egimy and sway,
(04:16):
Will stayed in shape. He played volleyball. He played volleyball, Buddy,
I mean okay, all right. Rick Day says Will played
volleyball like she knew what she was talking about. Do
you agree or do make a grant? It makes sense?
Speaker 4 (04:31):
I will agree.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Okay, that's right, you boy volleyball, Rick James, freeball. Sta.
You ain't go, buddy, Jack, you hook you up? Man?
Speaker 7 (04:55):
Glad you won?
Speaker 1 (04:56):
Thanks you, sir, whytam I the gut word top of
you on the right. On the other side, our time
capsule win has made thirty birds.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
Hang, old boy.
Speaker 8 (05:42):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show.
Speaker 6 (05:48):
The South's number one export. Yo, what's up? How y'all day?
We don't good man?
Speaker 7 (06:00):
Man?
Speaker 9 (06:00):
Remember last time I was in here, I was talking
about dumb TV commercials.
Speaker 6 (06:03):
You know what.
Speaker 9 (06:03):
I ran out of time before I got to what
car commercials? Okay, take a second here, talk about car commercials. Okay,
First of all, do car people run enough commercials? I mean,
every other ad you see on TV is a car commercial.
Sometimes I think that's why they cost so much. One
for all them ads, a new car would cost like
eight hundred dollars and they spend all this money. They
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show how tough this car is. You know, they show
it zooming around some mountain road in the middle of
a thunderstorm and big old boulders falling down in front
of him. Driver got a bobcat up in his face.
The car always comes through. But you know then at
the bottom of the screen it always says, do not
attempt these maneuvers. Why not look like the cars up
(06:49):
for it? Hey, if you don't want me to do it,
don't be showing it to you.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
You know.
Speaker 9 (06:55):
The Nissan says their cars are built for the human race.
Now who else would they be building them for? And
Dodge talking about they got something called cab forward Design
whatever that is. It looked like a regular car to me.
I mean, help me out here. Don't all cars have
(07:15):
the cab up in the front. And announcer trying to
explain it, he says, we moved the wheels out to
the corners. Well, that's a good idea. Where were they
had before in the gloves compartment? Hey, guys, while we
had it, why don't we move the steering wheel over
here to the side that the driver said something she does.
Speaker 6 (07:35):
You're a genius.
Speaker 9 (07:36):
That's what revolutionized the industry. Ain't no wonder this company
almost went broke a while back. And what's up with Chevrolet?
Why would I want to buy a truck that's like
a rock?
Speaker 1 (07:49):
You know what?
Speaker 9 (07:51):
I bet it's real nice, But that ain't exactly what
I had in mind.
Speaker 6 (07:55):
Have you got something that's more like a truck? Hey?
Did you hear what the boy is it? Dodge are
doing with the wheels? Dodge got it going on?
Speaker 9 (08:04):
And see the local dealers, they got a whole nother
thing happening. What is it about owning a car lot
makes a man think he is a stand up comic?
I mean, it's one thing to see some you know,
stiff looking dude standing there. Hey, y'all, I'm Chuck whiteyt
Come see me at Whitey Ford and I'll.
Speaker 6 (08:21):
Hook you up.
Speaker 9 (08:23):
Now, most of these dudes are not to be on TV.
But hey, most of the people on TV ought not
to be on TV. Now, I'm talking these scary nut
jobs at the used car lot.
Speaker 6 (08:33):
You know, the guys you always see relate at night.
Speaker 9 (08:36):
Some three hundred pounds dude dressed up like Monica Lewinsky
talking about we're blowing away the competition. Don't be a sucker.
Come see taker and shut up, put a tie on.
I think he got some sense.
Speaker 6 (08:49):
If I buy a car from you and you a fool,
what does that make me?
Speaker 9 (08:55):
Because I ain't talking about the ones that buy a
lot of radio advertising. Ain't crazy like just trying to
cut through the static. I want to do this in
the sale department, standing in the door over there, John,
what's man?
Speaker 6 (09:09):
Where you headed? Or you're going to see Taca.
Speaker 5 (09:12):
That's cool.
Speaker 6 (09:13):
I'm done, y'all. Think about it. I'm on the website.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
Jaun Boy and Dilly, Good morning radio, dumb.
Speaker 7 (09:27):
Right, good morning.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
That's a big show on the radio. Head into the weekend.
There's always something exciting happening in beautiful Dismal seep in
South Carolina, and here to tell us all about it,
as a mayor himself, the Honorable Merwin Coob Fiddleswoop. Good morning,
mister mayor, Good morning John Boy and all your wonderful listeners.
So watch the buzz and dismal Seepage.
Speaker 10 (10:18):
Thank you for that totally unscripted and spontaneous question, John Boy,
And dismal Seepage is buzzing. Indeed, it's all over this
weekend's big, big Cicada Days festival.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
Who can't be topical?
Speaker 11 (10:32):
Well?
Speaker 1 (10:32):
Interesting? All right, So what exactly is Cicada Days about?
Speaker 10 (10:37):
Well, it's about cicadas. I mean, it's right there in
the title. Oh I know, But like what's going on?
That's a pretty open ended question, John Boy. Well, as
you know, this is the big Cicada Emergence, which only
happens every seventeen years. It's a time when you go
outside and hear trillions of those charming critters filling the
air with a sound like a nineteen fifties sci fi
movie Flying Saucer. What better time aim to throw a party?
(11:01):
Maybe after the noise dies down. As usual, we Dismal
Seepageans kick off the shindig with the big parade down
Main Street. It'll be led by our Cicada Day's mascot, Bugsy,
a guy in a bug costume, and Hi John Boy,
but not just any costume. It was created by Yeshiro Hondada,
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who created the creature suits for several Godzilla movies.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
Is it cute? Nope?
Speaker 10 (11:32):
The baton twirlers from Deadly Mantis Junior High will be
on hand. The Fighting Cockroach's Marching Band from George Lopez
Community College will be playing the hits of the Beatles,
Everything ties in, and of course those wacky Shriners.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
Let me guess the cars look like cicadas, not just
look like, but sound like. That's right.
Speaker 10 (11:51):
They've attached kazoos to their exhaust pipes. It's a whole scene, man,
So what's on the schedule? Well, as you know, and
Dismal Seepage like to kick it up a notch this weekend.
We'll be exploring one of the lesser known facets of
Cicada Mania, eating them.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
Are you serious? Damn Skippy John Boy.
Speaker 10 (12:11):
We've got the world famous Bugbeq food truck on hnd
preparing a big bug buffet for all to enjoy. They
have all sorts of taste tempting treats to set your antennas,
twitching cicada and bacon, kolopano poppers, cicada masala, cicada parmesan,
cicada burritos, and for you health nuts out there, try
our cicada smoothie.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
So that's bugs and a blender right, all.
Speaker 10 (12:32):
Along with other delights like organic banana, blueberries, crickets, oat milk, wheat, germ. Well,
wait a minute, crickets a wonderful source of protein, but
don't worry, it won't distract from the taste of the cicada.
And all these delicious treats can only be found at
Big Cicada Days festival.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
So I guess you've sampled everything.
Speaker 10 (12:53):
We'll have a big closing night concert with Sarah Centipede's
hundred foot Orchestra, and the weekend is sponsored by the
National Department of Health and Human Services. The government's footing
the bill, your tax dollars at work. You're welcome.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
Sounds like a smoke screen to get the peasants to
learn how to eat bugs instead of steak. So come
on down to the big dismal seepatch Cicana days. If
you miss it, it'll bug you. Do you have to
feel them first.
Speaker 6 (13:25):
You're bugging me.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
You morning everybody. You got a big show on the radio, right,
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Right.
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Speaker 4 (15:36):
You say that like we all remember it, right, y'all
weren't actually there, nor were the listeners.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
So anyway, I got a cool Fountain Racing Team hat
and autographed by Reggie Fountain, oh the man. All right?
So and did somebody spill a glass of tea on
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you when you're racing boats, you can't worry about standing
in your hat.
Speaker 4 (16:05):
No spilled te Yeah wo.
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Maybe it'll come back to him and I'll include it.
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the Big Show on the radio. Well, our man Tom
Sorenson is not gonna be joining us this morning. We
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tell Tommy's you just see okay, yeah man, he wrecked
on a bicycle. Yes, and like you know, he was
just getting over his knee tickleball accident that was getting
on him. Yep. And now we don't have many details,
Charlotte with the place where we live.
Speaker 4 (16:50):
The city we live has these beautiful areas for walking,
hiking and so forth.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
There called greenways, and you can take your bikes on him.
So he took his bike on him on one of
the greenways and.
Speaker 4 (17:01):
Then went down, went a little too fast, didn't make
it around a curve in a guard rail, broke the
helmet he was wearing.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
Oh man, okay, So it wasn't like a Biden fall
when you stop and just go over. Well, it could
have been. It wasn't there, you know, was that like
he was humping on down the way. He's like that,
just helmeing many but he is gonna be all right.
He is gonna be all right. Okay, Well anyway, so
uh we we got to move along here because this
is a this is what we're playing in lieu of
(17:29):
Tom's visit backyard b ball. We have requests with this
all the time. And of course the NBA Playoffs are
going on right now, so li'sten. Let's enjoy it back
when we were kids. Hit it. They oh street tarantulas.
Their dynasty has crumbled in the offseason. The Cedar Street
Bullfrogs thirsty for a victory after a long dry spell.
(17:50):
Today the Bullfrogs try to steal one away right in
the Tarantula's backyard. Literally, this is Backyard bee Ball inn by.
Speaker 13 (18:01):
NBA Sports Presents mckyard be Ball, brought to you by
your Dad's master Card, your ticket to a world of
grown up stuff as long as your dad doesn't know
you've got and by butt wiper. When you say butt wiper,
you've said it all.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
Come logging, everybody. Red Peters along with Scotty's Kreudaminski here
in Tommy Jordan's backyard for another afternoon of backyard be Ball.
Speaker 6 (18:27):
We're in for a.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
Short season, but we're stealing it for it to some
great action.
Speaker 9 (18:31):
He knows no better way to kick it off than
the game we got here today, which is a rematch
of last year's championship series.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
Of course, the Tara Angels are definitely not the same
team as last year. My low Jordan turned thirteen during
the offseason. He's now too cool to play with the
younger kids. Luckily, his brother Pete he's still in the game,
so we still get to use studt Jordan's backyard.
Speaker 9 (18:52):
Yeah, and the Bugs are also opening the season without
Scotty Griffin, who got braces over the Christmas break.
Speaker 6 (18:57):
You know we're around the league.
Speaker 9 (18:58):
Is that Scotty still wants to play, but his mom
and dad said they spent too much money to risk
him bust in his mouth open over in their words,
some stupid game.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
Well less all metal mouth. Well, the Bullfrogs are not
without their problems behind the scenes as well. We'll bring
you up to day on that a little later. We'll
be back with a tip off after this brief time out.
Speaker 14 (19:17):
A knife that can cut through a shoe and steal
slice a tomato nineteen ninety five, first two volumes in
the Dukes of Hazard Collectors series nine ninety five. Chatting
with a friendly blonde chick who doesn't know you're only
twelve years old to ninety nine A minute Hours of
Last with your idiot buddies, Priceless, your Dad's master guard,
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Master the possibilities.
Speaker 5 (19:42):
Already we're back, and here we go.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
Bull Frogs control the tap, working it inside the big
stew Jabbar who lays it off the glass. By the
game's first two points, You're red.
Speaker 6 (19:52):
It's not really glass. It's actually kapressed fireberboard with a
coda white thing on it.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
I think they know what I.
Speaker 6 (19:57):
Mean, scaring up.
Speaker 9 (19:58):
I tell you, Big stew could be the difference in
his game today. We all remember his long nasty holdout
over money, and I guess it eventually paid off because
the guys allowance bumped up to five dollars a week.
Seems to have kept himself in pretty good shape during
the off season.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
Two eh, Tarantul, Let's bring the ball across the line.
The new guy, point guard Scooter Rodman, is really the
spark plug of this team. He can't find an open
man fires it in for three point lives shot at
Tarantulu's lead three to two in while Scooter steals the
inbounds past fires even out of three yes six two Tarantula.
Speaker 6 (20:28):
Hot start for Scooter. He's causing quite a stir lately.
Speaker 9 (20:31):
Told everybody he likes to use his sister's easy bake
of and always outrages this guy.
Speaker 1 (20:36):
Roderman loves the spotlight, maybe a little too much, but
the kid can play ball, and I guess that's all.
Speaker 9 (20:42):
That mattered, and the Bullfrogs want to tie him out.
New man checking in the game here call me crazy, Rid,
it looks like Emmanuel Lewis the guy from TV's Webster.
By this time, what's master p Garth Brooks, What's when
the celebrities trying to live up their fantasies by playing sports.
I mean, look at this guy, forty years old, he's
still the shortest player on the cool eh Webster drives.
Speaker 1 (21:01):
Toward the basket. Oh, he's hammered by the Tarantulu's enforcer,
Stinky Spree Well, blatant cheap shot right there.
Speaker 9 (21:09):
You know, spring Well has been nothing but prophe since
he joined this league. It's his first game coming off
that suspension for giving coach Dan the atomic wedgie last year,
and it.
Speaker 1 (21:16):
Looks like he's picked up right where he left off.
But you know, scrout since my arrest for giving a
ride to that transvestite prostitute. I'm a big believer in
second chances. Anything you say, Rid, By the way, it
really was just a ride, you know, And he really
did look like I want.
Speaker 6 (21:29):
Let's just constrat on the game real all right.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
Webster is crying, he's being helped off the cart. Looks
like it's comeback. Gotta be a short one, no pun
intended say hi to Alex Carris.
Speaker 9 (21:39):
On the way back down Webb, Who is this coming
in to shoot the free throws?
Speaker 6 (21:42):
Looks like the world's oldest cabbage patch kid.
Speaker 1 (21:45):
Whoa, that's little Mike Brady. Not the most talented guy
on the court, but he's scrappy Guy's a coach's dream,
a true little genero.
Speaker 6 (21:53):
Now you do know that his dad has packed up
the grill for the winter, don't you?
Speaker 1 (21:56):
Like you said? He's a fat tough of gold honey
still manages to both free throws and oh, Tommy, Jordan's
mom is back from the grocery store. She's yelling for
everybody to help her carry the bags in the house.
That means it's halftime. Tarantula's on top six four.
Speaker 5 (22:12):
Blow me back on the second half right after this.
Speaker 1 (22:18):
But white her, but white arm?
Speaker 6 (22:24):
Now, how is that supposed to zell? Root beer?
Speaker 1 (22:30):
Wonder Mindulis broadcast is copyrighted by the Backyard Basketball Association
and has presentaged only for the entertainment of our audience.
Any rebroadcast retransmissioner of the use of this coverage without
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a very severe but whoop in Red Peters along with
Scott's Scrotaminsky back for the second half of today's game.
Tarantula's have the ball and the six poar lead.
Speaker 9 (22:52):
One change for the Tarantula's Scooter Rodman, Mister outrageous has
left the game. Says he's going to make some cupcakes
for his sister's birthday party.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
And for him is Buddy Ray Mutumba, who last year
was averaging twelve points a game, but this year he's
just not at the speed. What's the story there, Scrunny.
Speaker 9 (23:08):
Well, here's another guy that's plagued by troubles in the
off season. I mean his parents were on Jerry Springer
last month. That's gotta be a tough break for any kid.
You know, mom actually seems pretty happy now that she's
moved in with her husband's sister, but you know, the
resin from the kids at school.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
Let's put this guy into a real tail spin angel.
Let's get the ball to Matumbau right away. He bounces
it off his foot, ball frogs ball. Mike McGuire over
from the fowl line. That's good and we're tired.
Speaker 9 (23:32):
That's sick, and McGuire still holds the all time league
record seventy points in a game. Although there is an
asterisk in the book due to Mike's Husso performance enhancer.
Speaker 1 (23:41):
Well, we should point out that although Mountain dew is
banned in baseball and football, it's still on the list
of approved substances for backyard ball.
Speaker 9 (23:48):
You know that's got a change, Red, I mean, way
too many kids lies being messed up by that caffeine
and citrus kick.
Speaker 6 (23:54):
Remember, kids, don't do the dude.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
Now, this wouldn't have anything to do with the fact
that your uncle drives a you who truck with it.
Speaker 6 (24:00):
Just call the game check as turn.
Speaker 1 (24:02):
To let's feet, the ball to my tumbo again. He
looks for Emery Clinch on the baseline. Ball sails over
Lynch's heading hill bouncer's right off of Missus Jordan's niece
ign Popfinder.
Speaker 9 (24:12):
Oh boy, looks like the ball's left a dent in
the door. Up here comes Missus Jordan.
Speaker 1 (24:17):
That is one hun happy woman. Off she's going for
the ball.
Speaker 9 (24:21):
Missus Jordan grabs son Pete but arms She's dragging him
in the house. Uh up's taking the ball to yep
beast just gonna back to come on.
Speaker 1 (24:29):
Well, we really don't have any other alternatives here. Terry
Taylor's goal doesn't have an ap Mike Martin's father's got
an RV parked in his driveway. The only other option
is for everybody to go over to Citizen Rendy's Hiyah.
Speaker 9 (24:40):
We know there's not a snowballs chance of that happening,
so well, I guess that's the bow again.
Speaker 1 (24:44):
Yeah, here we go again, another season of backyard pe
ball in shepret any calls of a lockout unbelievable.
Speaker 9 (24:50):
Of course, NBAS Sports will be standing by to bring
in any breaking news or any.
Speaker 6 (24:54):
Really good butt whooping story.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
But for now, that's hitting Jordan's house on Oak Street
for Scott's Grunaminski. I'm read Peters reminding you the finals
car tear Antula six ball frog six So long, everybody.
Speaker 13 (25:07):
Backyard b Ball is a presentation of NBS Sports, the
network where the really cool guys hang out.
Speaker 1 (25:18):
Well, maybe not all the way. Back when we were kids,
we didn't have car alarms. We did our driveway cars. No,
we had car okay fifty six Chevrolet. Well I learned
to drive over anyway. Let's play some wordy word, let's
worry about right now. One eight hundred Big Show. You
told free line, We'll get a couple of contestants and
(25:38):
play next. Good Friday morning is a big show on
(26:07):
the radio. Today's Meeture tracking the Big Show. Big Box.
Got the story from Carl til there's the story of Cinderella.
Says for key words Cinderella. When you hit the Big
Box at the Big Show dot com, we's sure to
click out on their contest button. If you can't get there,
we'll call you somebody you gonna play with and make
(26:27):
that happen to Like right now, I had to have
everybody's head about the bed. That be the worthy word
and the worthy word. Let's meet a couple of buddies
that's gonna play on the Big Show. We got Tyler
from Lagrange, North Carolina. Good morning, Tyler, Good morning, Good
morning buddy. Then we got your mud Jacob not a
Cove City in North Carolina. Good morning, Jacob's going, hey
(26:52):
man going good? Well there you are boys, how long
y'all known each other.
Speaker 3 (26:58):
For about years?
Speaker 1 (26:59):
Out? All right? Good, happy anniversary?
Speaker 11 (27:07):
All right?
Speaker 1 (27:07):
Which part of the stadio and y'all up toward the mountains.
You sound like you're in Cove.
Speaker 4 (27:12):
City, our east of Raleigh.
Speaker 1 (27:18):
Okay, y'all going these sounds? I thought that's where grains was.
Then all right, we're good boys. We're glad you made
it in here. Jacob, you're gonna play with Tater. I'm
gonna take Tyler. All right, I'm gonna see what week
all right with? Jacob. You and Taytor relikes their Tator
don't likes too much.
Speaker 6 (27:34):
You hold him.
Speaker 1 (27:35):
Words up, Tyler. Let's see what we can do. Are
you ready? I'm ready? Start the clock now. The opposite
of light is dark. Uh huh uh. There are seven
days a week. Yes, when you die, you have to
leave your last blank and testament will yes, uh huh.
(27:58):
Get under a tree when it's hot and get some shade. Yes, uh,
the blank and the spoon. Leonard Skinner song doctor give yes,
uh huh. It's not more it is uh huh uh.
Speaker 2 (28:12):
You go.
Speaker 1 (28:15):
Right, damn Barnie. Good work, Tyler. We put a six
on the board, and now Jacob and Taylor, let's see
if y'all can match at six. Get us a game
going in around two? Are you ready? Marcy ready? Are
you hello?
Speaker 12 (28:35):
Jacob?
Speaker 1 (28:37):
What are we doing? You're ready to play? All right?
Jacob and Jacob and Tayler. Just just one little touch. Okay, okay,
ready sorry head ready go?
Speaker 2 (28:58):
Blank is where the heart is? Yes, a man of
blank sorrow. It's like it's always yes. You might need
to know the blank, the what where when the they're
also a band. Yes, when someone gives you something, you
say blank you or yeah? Right by the way, Hey, candy,
(29:21):
is this it's not sour?
Speaker 3 (29:22):
It is?
Speaker 2 (29:25):
You do this to your steak. You make it this
you you hit it?
Speaker 1 (29:31):
All right, y'all. Put a six on the board just
like that is alright? Ah right, Tyler, here we go,
buddy in around two. Let's keep it up. Ready, all right,
start the clock now it's obvious a while this is
(29:53):
this way the sauce our girling sauce. It's not hot.
Speaker 7 (29:56):
It is what?
Speaker 12 (29:59):
Yah?
Speaker 1 (30:00):
Yes? Yes? Yes? Water is this? You pour a what
it is? What water is? This stuff is? It's not solid,
it's a what it's not a yes? Yeah, uh huh.
This doesn't cost It's absolutely doesn't cost you. Yes, uh huh.
Speaker 6 (30:19):
I'm not empty.
Speaker 1 (30:20):
I am yes, all right, man, I was dumb and
I was messing up bad. You did good, Tyler. We
put a four on the six that was a ten,
All right, Jabin Taylor, four will time, five will win it?
Ready go the opposite of below. Uh huh.
Speaker 2 (30:44):
You walk down this in church, or you walk down
it when you get married.
Speaker 12 (30:49):
You walk.
Speaker 2 (30:51):
It's the opposite of fool. You might just take Okay, yeah,
you're right. You're right when you eight ounce is four ounces?
Is blank of eight ounces?
Speaker 1 (31:04):
Here we go.
Speaker 2 (31:04):
The opposite of off chorl blank a coral blank.
Speaker 1 (31:13):
Right for the wind, Tyler. If I handa stumbled that, buddy,
we could have kept it up. But Jacob the Battle
of the buddies, win by one and play Tyler. You
can try again anytime. We should appreciate y'all boys, Hey,
I appreciate.
Speaker 3 (31:33):
It that on five.
Speaker 1 (31:37):
Dancing Romance. If y'all don't shut up, I'm gonna go
out of my mind. Good morning, got the Baby Show
on the radio. I'd just like to go back and
review where I mess up to help me in future
wordy word games. This is not just a super little
(32:00):
game we play on the radio. Really matters to me.
This is the part of the morning where the rest
of us look at our shoes. I'm just going through
the words A needle and a spoon. He knew that
little skinner song got it? Lass? That wasn't I think
you said the mild. Oh, this is the one that
messed me up. You know why because of our grill
(32:21):
and sauce. Because the hot and spicy and the sweet
and mild are our two flavors of the tomato bas
and I cannot not talk about it. I saw that.
(32:45):
Oh good, well, good well. Congratulations on your victory. You
have pulled two out at the buzzer very recently. You
are shocked, I know, or wanting the ball at the
end of the game. All right there, Well, let's get
to our bit req this morning. El Thomas. That could
be Ella. I know a little good named Ella L
(33:06):
Thomas from Greenville, South Carolina. Y'all, I just love you.
Please play my mama watt oh Hansen's tune. All right, hell,
we're doing for it. Maybe coming up next. Good morning,
(33:45):
Big Shows on the radio. When this is the time
Monday through Friday, grunt the requests a faithful Big Show
listeners heard something before the Big Show. Love to hear
it again. Hit us at the Big Show dot com.
John Moore Bill to Facebook page, Thank you, El Thomas.
Out of Greenville, South Carolina. Requests for handsomes tune Now
(34:08):
we love you too.
Speaker 5 (34:18):
Manama what? Manama?
Speaker 7 (34:21):
What?
Speaker 5 (34:23):
Manama?
Speaker 8 (34:23):
What when I was over and he called him?
Speaker 7 (34:31):
Fuck up?
Speaker 5 (34:32):
It's comedy both bun she up the comed here me bua.
Speaker 1 (34:39):
Well mana my w.
Speaker 5 (34:44):
Manama?
Speaker 2 (34:44):
What?
Speaker 7 (34:46):
Hell?
Speaker 3 (34:46):
Manama?
Speaker 11 (34:47):
What do.
Speaker 8 (34:56):
I was?
Speaker 5 (34:56):
Ulrica rock baba ba coll me hell?
Speaker 1 (35:02):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (35:05):
Hm?
Speaker 5 (35:07):
Mana my what not?
Speaker 1 (35:10):
What?
Speaker 5 (35:12):
Manama? What need about about able? That's gabbed about that
little Domod.
Speaker 8 (35:21):
Thomas story. Now we'll hear your story. Man I'm a what.
Speaker 5 (35:33):
Man I'm a widow? I tell me all right?
Speaker 1 (35:50):
At all?
Speaker 5 (35:56):
Manama? What about about telling?
Speaker 11 (36:07):
MC do.
Speaker 2 (36:09):
Not?
Speaker 5 (36:09):
I'm a wife?
Speaker 1 (36:39):
Good morning, it's a big show on the radio. A
few more minutes. Today's speature track for the Big Show,
Big Box. If you would like this story of Cinderella,
we're getting ready to hear. There's a key word, Cinderella. Yeah,
the Big Box at the Big Show dot com. Y'all
have a great weekend. Please be careful out that we'll
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be back at money.
Speaker 2 (37:03):
Right.
Speaker 1 (37:03):
Now's THEO.
Speaker 14 (37:07):
And now it's story telling with Carl Childers.
Speaker 1 (37:13):
Today.
Speaker 11 (37:14):
I reckon we're gonna tell the story of Cinderella. Cinderella
lived with her main old step mama and two ugly stepsisters.
Some folks say they's homely.
Speaker 1 (37:24):
I say that's ugly.
Speaker 11 (37:27):
Look kind of like a couple old boar hogs. Anyway,
I didn't treat Cinderella very well. Mates borderer quite a bit,
didn't pay much of a wage. There's pretty much no count.
I think one of them is from Arkansas. But I reckon,
(37:47):
I just jealous on a kind of Cinderella was a party,
little hang not much bigger than a squirrel. They made
her live out in a shed and old hole in
the ground, wrung their biscuits and mustard a couple times
a week, living high on the hall, eating potted meating
Sadie crackers, while they made Cinderella tote the wars and
(38:09):
fixed the more well. Sir, there's a prince in town
who kindly wanted him a girlfriend. I reckon. They decided
to invite all the party people up to the castle.
Some people call it a mansion. I call it a castle.
(38:30):
My main old step mama and her ugly youngess went
on to the shin dig and left little old Cinderella
at home work on that tiller with a busted fan belt.
Well afford you not that Cinderella's fairy god Mama showed
up waving a magic stick. She gives Cinderella a party,
new dress, and a pair of glass shoes. Some folks
(38:53):
call them slippers, I call the shoes. Then she went
out into the garden and turned upon in some rats
into big old fancy wagon in some horses told old
Cinderella go on to party, better be home by midnight.
That very god Mama didn't want to go along, because
she's stove up from all that ferry, and she's old
(39:16):
and give out. Well, sir, Cinderella really hit it off
of that old prince. She like the way he talked.
He liked the way she talked, the way I figured
Dave Feeline love right off.
Speaker 6 (39:32):
Well, sir.
Speaker 11 (39:33):
She got to dancing and talking and eating French fried petiers,
and she kind of lost track of time. Midight come
around she up and runed off so fast she ran
right out of one of her old glass shoes for
Cinderella to get home. That old wagon turned back into
pumpkin and them rats rundolfh somemrs. She had to walk
(39:56):
home with one shoe. She had pretty good time I reckon,
she didn't mind too much. Next day I had old
Prince Feller about hate a fit looking for Cinderella. He
told her that old glass you arrived for quite a spell,
trying it on this girl and then another. Finally he
tried it on Cinderella. He's so happy he bout busted
(40:18):
Cinderella and that Prince Feller went off that castle and
lived happily ever after, looking for lips and peckers in
that potted meat and having a big time them an
ugly stepsister, so it up with it. They wound up
in the nervous hospital. Cinderella never forgot her main old
step mama and how cruel she was to her, And
(40:41):
every time she thought about it, she just saw red.
So one night Cinderella got her an old lawnmore blade
out of the shed, went over to her house, killed
her plumb near cut her head glean off. Then she
called an am blance and a hurst. Moral of the
(41:04):
story is, you ain't good to your step young and
they might cut you it off the end.
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