June 7, 2024 • 40 mins
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but I regress.
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She has got a real shock.
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For a lawyer, I've never been through anything like this,
and I want to make sure I adequately shield my
Gluodiess Maximus. He getting on my nerve.
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I'm about ready to put a plug on this lead hanging.
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Now.
Speaker 9 (02:42):
I know you've been through a the divorce mail a
time or two. I need the benefit of your experience.
What do I look for in a good lawyer? Signed
royally screwed in royal Oak, Dear rookie. One time, I
will admit the first voce is the worstest. It's devastation, baby,
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and it don't get no easy on my brother. Every
time some old hole sends you packing is like hur Kane, Katrina.
Go through your bank account and the quote unquote victims
spending about the same way too, casey yeagermeister, and tickets
to see usher that that that that that now being
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the man, you automatically the bad guy, and you is
gonna get taken to the cleaner. I don't care if
you got videotape or her playing slapping tackle with the
whole damn neighborhood. You going down, so you might as
well play dirty. And that means having the right law
dog to drop the hammer on that no good skank
Banada yours what showed you the dog, But you better
(03:46):
do your homework. The wrong lawyer can make your situation
even worse.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Than it already is.
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Believe that holds killing.
Speaker 9 (03:56):
So here's Ike's top ten ways to tell if you
need to look for a different lawyer. Number ten, your
wife's lawyer sees who your lawyer is and high fives
the other guy. Number nine, your lawyer keeps actually the
court reporter if she wants to see his legal briefs.
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Number eight. During your initial consultation, he tries to sell
you crack. Number seven. Every couple of minutes he yells,
I called Jack Daniels to the witness stand. Number six.
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During the trial, you catch him playing his game boy.
Number five, ask every hostile witness to pull his finger.
Speaker 7 (04:56):
Number four.
Speaker 9 (04:59):
Every time the judge calls overruled, he grabs himself and says,
tell let the Perry Mason, y'all name him. Number three,
He picks the jerry by playing dunk duck goose.
Speaker 6 (05:23):
Number two.
Speaker 9 (05:25):
He frequently flips jury number four of the fingers and
the number one way you can tell you need a
new lawyer he is. Halfway through the trial. He puts
a no refund signed on the table. I'm telling you,
my brother, you wind up with one of these balloon heads,
and you old lady gonna clean you out like brother
stripping down a caddy and an alley. You'll be fought
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to give up the highlight, and that means no more vienias.
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Oh hell no.
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If I was you, you better be breaking off all
contact with every one of the mattock want to be
along with a toe yo shoe and a crack of
the ass spotter. Bye, Georgia Boot. I'm gonna get something
by this gig. Hell My brother, you might be better
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off defending your own self. That way, you wind up
paying your own self and going through a divorce. You
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Peace out.
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You buy Georgia Boot, John boy and Dilley.
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Gonna flow that card out credit. That's a neighborhood.
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This ain't no residential district.
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Good Morning Radio done right, Good Friday Morning.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
Got the big show on the radio that y'all want
to uh tell yeah yeah tomorrow. Hold on a second,
I want to tell y'all on Monday's show, we're doing
our tribute to James Gregory. A lot of you knew
that our buddy James passed away at age seventy eight
with some cardiac complications. He's been off the road for
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a while, as you well know. So James did pass
on about about three weeks ago. So we're gonna remember
James and have fun with him our tribute show on Monday.
So I'm gonna tell you friends and family, nobody that
really joyed James, like so many of our big show
listeners did. A tribute show will be on Monday.
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So many had first heard him here.
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That's true.
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We even talked Doug Rice yesterday. Doug said the first
time he ever heard it was on the show, and
this that he's never been doing comedy show except to James.
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What done see?
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He will like that?
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That's true? All right then, all right, well that's bringing
in here. Here's how bro on call Marvin Webster, y'all,
what's up?
Speaker 4 (08:25):
How y'all doing?
Speaker 5 (08:26):
Man? My cousin Derek hit the lottery last week? What
fifteen hundred bucks on some instant game called scratch for Cash.
Derek is the biggest winner the Webster family has ever had.
And we played the lottery a lot of course, why
wouldn't you play on TV that make the lottery look
like fun? Who don't like to have fun? Everybody in
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the commercials having a big party? Ever see the people
in real life that buy a lottery ticket?
Speaker 4 (08:55):
Do the fat.
Speaker 5 (08:55):
Sweated drunks line up in front of the machine at
the quickie mart look like they have having as much
fun as the people on TV?
Speaker 4 (09:02):
I don't think.
Speaker 5 (09:03):
So here's something you hear. A lot the lottery ain't
nothing but a tax on stupid people, to which may
I just say, and it's about damn time if you're
looking for somebody that tax. There's a whole lot more
stupid people than there is rich people. But they don't
want you to know that you're stupid. See that's why
they call it the education lottery. Part of the money
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goes to help fund our school system. So right, So
how come every September the girl on the six o'clock
news does a promo talking about drop off school supplies
in the barrel in front of Walmart?
Speaker 4 (09:38):
Do it for the kids? Channel nine? Kids?
Speaker 5 (09:41):
Sound like the education part of the lottery ain't working
out too good. Wow, I'm getting smarter alroud, cause that
ain't nobody ever bought a lottery ticket because they wanted
to help education. If they change a name from Powerball
to the by Donald Sterling a new Lamberg any sweepstakes,
my people would still line up when the jackpot got
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over seventy five million. Now, to win the Powerball, you
gotta be some long odds. According to Google, here's what
the number look like. Your odds of getting hit by
lightning over the course of the average lifetime is one
in twelve thousand.
Speaker 4 (10:21):
Your odds are.
Speaker 5 (10:21):
Winning the powerball one in one hundred and seventy five thousand,
So you're more likely to get hit by lightning fourteen
times than you already hit the powerball once. Oh we
having fun yet, my cousin Deary says, oh, man, that
ain't have I look at it seemed to me like
when you buy a ticket, you either win or you don't.
(10:44):
You got a fifty to fifty shot two to one odds,
which officially makes my cousin.
Speaker 4 (10:50):
One of the stupid people. Just put the tax off when.
Speaker 5 (10:53):
It gets up to two or three hundred million, Even
marginally stupid people would line up to pay the stupid tax.
But if it's like five or six million. They go, shoot,
I ain't standing in that line for no five million dollars?
Who you think I am stupid? Nowadays you don't even
have to stand in line to play.
Speaker 4 (11:11):
Did you know?
Speaker 5 (11:12):
You can buy a lottery subscription. You send them money,
they buy your ticket for you, and then they let
you know if you want or not. It's like Keino,
but you don't have to fly all the way to
Las Vegas to hand somebody all your money. My aunt
Dokie is hardcore lottery player. She got a subscription to
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a lottery magazine, y'all, a whole magazine full of tips
and strategies and stuff. And since it's a lifestyle magazine,
they also run articles like how to tell if you
are addicted to gambling? Sounds like it be a short
article to me, the best way to tell you got
a gambling problem? You're reading a lottery magazine. Now here's
(11:55):
my basic theory on the lottery. Buy and large. Rich
people ain't stupid, and stupid people ain't rich. What the
lottery does see is turned stupid people into rich people,
which is not a good idea. Look at all the
people see on TV to win fifty sixty million dollars
and end up broke or in jail or both. You
(12:16):
know why that happens because rich goes away quick. Stupid
is for life. Case in point, my cousin Derek, big
winner man, won fifteen hundred dollars. Two days later, every
nickel of it was gone. You know what, He bought
a new suit from the casual mail an eight hundred
dollars tab in the champagne room at the paper doll
(12:38):
line and oh yeah, three hundred dollars worth of losers
on scratch for cab. Y'all think about it. I'm Marvel website.
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Yeah, morning, a lot more begs y'all coming up?
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In John's Wonderful Thing Giveaway number one hundred and six.
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It's on.
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Fit you know, you kept asking for mediums and they
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What that was all about?
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Going away? About one week from right now, ready go.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
Good morning, I got the big show on the radio,
and we got our Friday morning quarterback Tom Sorenson back
in his usual spot.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
Tom, we have missed you.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
Hey, let me This is a little greeting that Tom
gives to us here on paper. I would like to
read this to our listeners, because they're your listeners as well.
Tom been asking about you. Tom writes, good morning.
Speaker 4 (15:52):
You know.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
The reason I like doing the show is that I
know it. I've done it hundreds of times. It's like
riding a bike. One difference when I do the show.
I don't cheat death. Mariam has a little chainsaw, and
every time she fires it up, I envisioned her cutting
not branches, but my bike. She prefers I never ride again.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
But enough about me.
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I see the spine doc for a fractured disc in
a few weeks and then I'm fine. Here he is,
ladies and gentlemen playing her Tom swords.
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All right, honey, thank you, thank you, thank you.
Speaker 4 (16:27):
I'm an idiot. You know I was a flying idiot.
Speaker 11 (16:31):
Man.
Speaker 2 (16:33):
I bet you look good though going through the air
spectacular wreck.
Speaker 8 (16:38):
Man.
Speaker 7 (16:38):
I look down on the bridge and I just see
the blood and I think, God are you stupid, Why
did you crash? But you know it's it's it's fine
now and the important thing is the bike is fine.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
You're glad, you're good. We'll ask you about you Tom. Okay,
good deal. Now let's know you want to talk stupid.
Speaker 2 (16:58):
Would somebody tell these professional athletes when there's gambling, you
know there's legal gambling in the stage. You know more
and more as ago, that they cannot bet on their sport, wow,
much less their team.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
Will you tell him to quit that?
Speaker 2 (17:12):
That is insane. We got a guy you're leading with
who's banned from baseball for life for doing that. What
is the story about that?
Speaker 1 (17:21):
Tob I hadn't heard what he did yet.
Speaker 7 (17:23):
Twenty four years old. His name is Tikupita Marcano and
playing for Pittsburgh last year and he was injured. And
while he was injured, he started to bet, and once
he started, he could not stop. He made three hundred
and eighty seven bets legally through legal service from July
(17:46):
through November. Twenty five of them were involved the team
he played for the Pirates, and he bet one hundred
and fifty grand and he lost. He beat a out
of parlays. You know you got to get a couple
of games, right. He won four point three percent of
his bets. I mean, I've had bad weeks. That's to
(18:07):
just imagine you win four point three bets at every
one hundred your place. That's not a bad week. That's
just a bad life. He got caught and the guy
with what you bet U turned him in and he again,
he's twenty four, good enough to get to the majors,
and he will never play baseball again in the major leagues.
Speaker 4 (18:29):
That is sad.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
And there's you got the story about a minor league
pick pitcher who bet almost one hundred bucks, And.
Speaker 7 (18:41):
Yeah, guy's a minor league pitcher, he's been in the majors,
he's talented. He bet ninety nine dollars and twenty two
cents and now he's suspended for the season, and so
is his salary, which was seven hundred and forty thousand
dollars a year. So in other words, you know, baseball
(19:01):
is like every other major sport entwined with betting. There
are gambling entities that sponsored pregame shows. And if you
go to some ballparks, they have these little like huts
and you go in the hut and you play some
bed and my recommendation would be, if you have a
glove on your hand and you're wearing a uniform and
a cap, don't go into the hut.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
And yet, Tom, you do admire some teams that gamble.
Speaker 7 (19:31):
Very good, yeah, And one of them is the Buffalo Bills.
They took a chance. They signed Olympic heavyweight gold medal
winner and the guys won NCAA titles Best Amateur Wrestling.
The country's name is Gable, don't call him Gabe Stevenson
and six foot one, two hundred and seventy five pounds,
(19:52):
twenty four years old. And the Bills thought, all right,
this guy is a good enough athlete that at his
size backflips after he wins. And so they gave him
some cleats and it was the first time in the
guy's life they had ever worn cleats. So he is
(20:12):
coming in raw, but they're gonna put him on the
defensive line. And the thing is, what do you have
to lose? I mean, it's I think it's a cool
thing because you're the best in the country of what
you do. The guy's powerful, the guy's agile. If you
wait two seventy five, you're doing a backflip you agile,
and it's a pretty cool thing.
Speaker 2 (20:32):
And then there are proven winners. Justin Jefferson from the
Minnesota Vikings. I know, your hometown team just gave him
a bunch of money for a wide receiver, the.
Speaker 7 (20:44):
Biggest contract ever for a non quarterback, four years, one
hundred and forty million, and they just think he's the
best receiver in the league. Never been in any trouble.
It's a good locker room guy.
Speaker 8 (20:57):
You know.
Speaker 7 (20:57):
His name's JJ. Vikings drafted a courtquarterback named JJS. So
this JJ called the other JJ and said, a man,
the name is yours, just call me Jet.
Speaker 1 (21:06):
And I thought that was a bad class thing to do.
Speaker 7 (21:09):
And guy we know from Charlotte and a guy that
any fan of football now, it is Christian McCaffrey. He
has signed it to year extension for thirty eight million.
Speaker 2 (21:20):
Eight mail go Chris, some cool deal. All right, man,
Well that's the time, Tom, Thank you so much.
Speaker 8 (21:25):
Man.
Speaker 1 (21:25):
You have a great weekend. Heal up, be careful. We'll
see you next Friday.
Speaker 7 (21:31):
Thank you, guys. And they have a great weekend, Hi, buddy.
Speaker 2 (21:33):
Oh well, let's play our wordy word game one eight
hundred big show you told free Line, get a couple
of contestants, blade X, Good morning, and it's a.
Speaker 1 (22:04):
Big show on the radio Rod until your Friday morning.
Speaker 2 (22:07):
Today's feature track from the Big Show, Big Box, the
Mayor of Duicimal Sea Pitch with the Yankee Go Home Festival,
Oh Merwin Schirch.
Speaker 1 (22:16):
We keep wording.
Speaker 2 (22:17):
Yankee go Home with hear the Big Box at the
Big Show dot com. They click out on their contest.
Speaker 1 (22:23):
But the game you like to play and you can't
get the.
Speaker 4 (22:25):
We call you.
Speaker 12 (22:26):
I went to everybody's head about that bad a wordy
word out a word a word.
Speaker 2 (22:31):
Let's meet the contestants. We got Jonathan from Batesville, Arkansas.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
Good morning, Jonathan. Hey, Hey, good buddy. Ahright, I tell
Jonathan he's.
Speaker 2 (22:42):
Mold this boy's name right there, all right, right, all right,
and I know about four or five bubbas. Here's another
one out of friendship Tennessee. Good morning, Babba, Good morning,
that mine, good morning, all right, Bubba Taylor gets along
very well with Bubba's I know, so yeah, guy, So
we got us some tea arcing solvers and Tennessee, Bobby,
(23:07):
you and Tayy relax and let's see what me and
Jonathan can put on the board here all right, Jonathan, are.
Speaker 1 (23:14):
You ready, my son? Well that's all right, okay, all right,
so here we go. Tell you to put up there.
You're going to show me center later? Was joining us?
Start the clock?
Speaker 2 (23:30):
Now, this is a crime like when you attack somebody,
you can be charged with this also, yes, uh huh, okay,
you take this to the desk, and if you buy something,
you want to take it back.
Speaker 1 (23:41):
I want to blank, I want to blank this. Yes,
uh huh. All right.
Speaker 2 (23:48):
This happens with flakes in the winter from the sky
and flakes fall.
Speaker 1 (23:55):
Down in the winter. Yes, uh huh. Don't run do
this slow down?
Speaker 4 (24:02):
Yes, all right.
Speaker 1 (24:03):
Well we end up with a whore four there on
the board. All right, but the four a good work, Jonathan, No, Tayter.
Speaker 4 (24:11):
And Bubba, we're gonna have a good day. Tyler's gonna
be a good day.
Speaker 1 (24:16):
Okay, brand new word and go how old are you?
Speaker 4 (24:21):
What's your blank birthday?
Speaker 11 (24:24):
No?
Speaker 1 (24:25):
The number?
Speaker 11 (24:25):
What's your blank?
Speaker 4 (24:27):
Sixty two?
Speaker 11 (24:28):
No?
Speaker 14 (24:29):
You tell you tell someone your blank like I just
asked you. Oh my gosh, the.
Speaker 4 (24:39):
What is your blank birthday? No birthday?
Speaker 11 (24:42):
No?
Speaker 4 (24:42):
No birth know?
Speaker 10 (24:44):
How old are you sixty k.
Speaker 1 (24:50):
Stone sixty K.
Speaker 4 (24:55):
I said it.
Speaker 1 (24:59):
That kind of test. Yeah, this is this is a
little bit more broad.
Speaker 2 (25:05):
Da if Dandler had to worry a number of there
that said sixty two, and then she would ask you
how old you were and you said sixty two.
Speaker 1 (25:13):
It's been all over it, June. Hey, do you have
a birthday coming.
Speaker 7 (25:22):
Up this month?
Speaker 1 (25:23):
Baba? That's why I was confused.
Speaker 4 (25:29):
No, So that's why I'm confused.
Speaker 1 (25:34):
Yeah, okay, all right.
Speaker 2 (25:37):
Okay, I didn't get one on that, So me and
Jonathan gonna go ahead with our round two, right, picking
up on that last one.
Speaker 1 (25:43):
Jonathan, are you ready?
Speaker 4 (25:46):
Yes, sir?
Speaker 1 (25:47):
Okay, the clock now, Baba is sixty two.
Speaker 4 (25:51):
That is his age.
Speaker 6 (25:52):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (25:54):
If you want a magazine, this is the way you
get one. Yeah, okay.
Speaker 4 (26:02):
The order?
Speaker 6 (26:02):
What order is that?
Speaker 11 (26:04):
No?
Speaker 2 (26:04):
As part of subscription, I do this to get it.
So just just take part of that word out of there.
Shouldn't know, should have gave it to us? Okay, yes,
yea subscribe.
Speaker 15 (26:26):
Bobby like you think six on the board for Jonathan.
So let's some more interesting facts about Bubba.
Speaker 4 (26:40):
Playing it on the radio.
Speaker 1 (26:47):
Well, let's see what y'all can do alright, you know
if you hit six? All right, okay, okay, all right,
all right, all right, all right, ready go to pay
a bill.
Speaker 11 (26:56):
You might write out one of these, chick, this is
what happens to metal if you leave it outside gets
this hot No, no, no, no, it gets these corrosion.
Speaker 14 (27:07):
What's the corrosion called?
Speaker 12 (27:09):
Yes?
Speaker 11 (27:10):
Hey, the opposite of Kirby is.
Speaker 7 (27:14):
Crooked.
Speaker 11 (27:15):
Opposite of crooked is yes. This is what a boat
does on the water. It does what you hope it
doesn't sink.
Speaker 14 (27:22):
You hope it's.
Speaker 8 (27:28):
Come before.
Speaker 1 (27:31):
Oh came up two short section Moore. Jonathan wins.
Speaker 2 (27:35):
But come back, Greig, come back for you, Baba. You
can play this game, and we want you to try again. Okay,
I have a shout out.
Speaker 1 (27:46):
Yes, of course, you go ahead.
Speaker 4 (27:49):
I'mmost shout out to all the vetters. All the first responded,
I'm the vetters myself.
Speaker 8 (27:52):
I want to shout out to my wife, my two kids,
Jonathan and Amber and Pam.
Speaker 1 (27:58):
How about that.
Speaker 2 (27:58):
Bubb will appreciate you yours listening to the weeks O,
thank you for your service.
Speaker 4 (28:04):
You listen.
Speaker 1 (28:05):
Happy birthday.
Speaker 4 (28:08):
Appreciated Johnathan over.
Speaker 1 (28:12):
In baseball Arkansas, you got.
Speaker 2 (28:14):
Your red Max prize pack coming your way. Good game,
thank you, good more big shows on the radio, Jack said, Bubba,
laughing at himself, was wondering.
Speaker 1 (28:26):
So I was wondering.
Speaker 2 (28:27):
Maybe Bubba he hadn't heard his play worthy word before
they got through, but what he'd played on the radio,
so he knew how to play.
Speaker 1 (28:34):
He proved it when he did his name comeback.
Speaker 11 (28:37):
It's easier, easier when you're just listening.
Speaker 1 (28:41):
How old darn Section two.
Speaker 7 (28:43):
I told you.
Speaker 1 (28:48):
Try to get I don't said it four times. He
did kind of emphasize that that last your stupid.
Speaker 6 (29:03):
Said dark.
Speaker 7 (29:05):
I don't know.
Speaker 11 (29:06):
You know.
Speaker 1 (29:06):
People riding down the road are pissed at him.
Speaker 2 (29:14):
I can't stop laughing away Johnny Lack. Somebody told there
was an intersection, and they were. They were hollered at
the radio when somebody wouldn't getting easy. When they looked over,
the car next to them was doing this. They learned
at each other, said word the word. Yeah, it's not
mama's fault. It is a lot harder than it sounds like.
(29:37):
Feel free to play Weather's learning for yourself. All right,
birthday your birthday.
Speaker 1 (29:43):
June it was last Saturday.
Speaker 2 (29:46):
All right, there we go, big request time, Karen Anderson
out of Mobile, Alabama says, Hey, guys, love to hear
lipless telling jokes. You got it, Karen coming up next,
(30:16):
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Hit us up the John Boynbilly facebook page at the
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it's to hear nickless.
Speaker 1 (30:39):
Why a well, Lyn your.
Speaker 15 (30:41):
Rod, I just had to hire an attorney because you
got a ticket for parking in the handicaps.
Speaker 1 (30:48):
Oh that's why he's mad, right, and I'm to heard
it you mad?
Speaker 5 (30:51):
Uh?
Speaker 10 (30:52):
Oh wow?
Speaker 1 (30:55):
Sure, y'all right?
Speaker 6 (30:57):
All right, well you don't lie here? All right?
Speaker 14 (31:01):
See if I don't like these lawyers, why don't lawyers
go to the beach try because cats keep covering them
up with sand?
Speaker 6 (31:11):
There you go, I had called here? Who is he shoeing?
Speaker 8 (31:16):
Too?
Speaker 5 (31:16):
Busy suing.
Speaker 10 (31:20):
A drowning?
Speaker 14 (31:21):
How do you say of a drowning lawyer? You take
your foot off his head?
Speaker 6 (31:29):
Why you won't?
Speaker 8 (31:29):
Who?
Speaker 6 (31:30):
That's not man?
Speaker 10 (31:34):
Whatever?
Speaker 14 (31:34):
Between a lawyer and a lugger A difference between a
lawyer and a vulture vulture vultures can't take their wing
tips off.
Speaker 16 (31:43):
Lawyer, hold your old heart, ready your guns out on
who your day lawyer?
Speaker 14 (31:53):
Want to start ripping your guts out to your dead.
Speaker 7 (31:59):
Lawyer?
Speaker 6 (31:59):
Right high circle?
Speaker 1 (32:01):
Why should you not swear to run over if.
Speaker 14 (32:03):
You see a lawyer riding a bicycle? Why should you
not swear to hit her because it might be your bicycle?
Speaker 10 (32:11):
I called, if you mission here holling, showing you.
Speaker 14 (32:15):
Even if you missed him, he'd probably end up suiting.
Speaker 10 (32:17):
Yet they do that a lot, don't I was. I
didn't always want to go with that one, or the
one about Marge in front of apostle. Lawyer apostle wrong.
We all tell you that later.
Speaker 14 (32:27):
Okay, I know that was good.
Speaker 10 (32:28):
I'll oted to hear again.
Speaker 1 (32:31):
What do the lawyer use.
Speaker 10 (32:32):
For work control?
Speaker 14 (32:33):
What does a lawyer use for birth control? His personality.
Speaker 7 (32:40):
Had?
Speaker 10 (32:40):
Because I had nothing called? Most of them can't get
the older and hawk toom.
Speaker 14 (32:45):
No, them can't get a woman to even talk, So
it's not it wouldn't be a problem for it.
Speaker 10 (32:51):
Oh well, what should ideal weight of a lawyer?
Speaker 14 (32:55):
The ideal weight of a lawyer three pounds including the urn.
Speaker 16 (33:02):
I had a real light called left lawyer. You got
the letter less lawyer the better? Yeah?
Speaker 11 (33:11):
Are you?
Speaker 1 (33:12):
You're really starting to beat up slops?
Speaker 4 (33:18):
We're going towhere?
Speaker 7 (33:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 16 (33:22):
Well, hi, did you hear him out? The herod who
hijack a plain hullo lawyer.
Speaker 14 (33:27):
The terrorists who hijacked a plane full of lawyers. Yes,
he threatened to let one go every hour till his
demands were met.
Speaker 10 (33:36):
I'm kind of.
Speaker 4 (33:40):
That, you have?
Speaker 10 (33:41):
I had? He realized there's worse jobs waiting there.
Speaker 4 (33:47):
All right, a lot of.
Speaker 14 (33:49):
Lawyer lawyers joke, the final lawyer joke before he gets
on out of here.
Speaker 10 (33:54):
Okay, but wait, a heck a lawyer.
Speaker 14 (33:57):
The difference between a hick and a lawyers, between a
tick and a lawyer. Well, a tick falls off of
you when you die.
Speaker 7 (34:06):
I have I had?
Speaker 4 (34:10):
What is away?
Speaker 10 (34:11):
Heartless bloodsucker?
Speaker 14 (34:13):
Mean, heartless bloodsucker?
Speaker 1 (34:14):
The other world one?
Speaker 14 (34:15):
The other ones?
Speaker 11 (34:16):
A B.
Speaker 6 (34:22):
Where are we going?
Speaker 4 (34:51):
Good? More?
Speaker 14 (34:52):
Dan?
Speaker 2 (34:52):
It's a big seawan the radio leasure track when it
makes show bed box. You'd like to have this for you, John,
won't be the album for your dad or Brad serves
for a keywords Yankee go home, it's dood. Well, there's
always something exciting happening in Dismal Seep in South Carolina.
Here to tell us all about it is the honorable
Mayor himself, Merwin co Fiddle Swoop. Good morning, mister Mayor.
Speaker 8 (35:15):
Good morning John boy at all your wonderful listeners. Well,
this weekend we're really pulling out all the stops with
an all new, all exciting event. It's the first annual
Dismal Seepitch Yankee Go Home Festival.
Speaker 1 (35:29):
Wow, that was what was the inspiration for this one, Mayor?
Speaker 8 (35:32):
Well, you know, life experience. I think all of us
here in the South have suffered from Northerner exposure. They
come down here in droves like rats abandoning a sinking ship,
and then tell everyone how they did things up north.
Speaker 1 (35:45):
Well, how do you respond when they say that?
Speaker 8 (35:47):
I say, well, if it's so great, what the hell
are you doing down here? And it's in the spirit
of that well crafted retort that we're celebrating this weekend.
Speaker 1 (35:56):
So exactly what happens at a Yankee Go Home Festival?
Speaker 8 (36:01):
That's a great question, John Boy. Well, in the weekend
kicks off with a big parade guaranteed to horrify and
repel any and every Yankee. We'll have marching bands playing
Leonard Skinnard. We'll have the Shriners displaying their driving skills
in little tricked out General Lee's and our Grand Marshal
is Colonel Harlan Slanders.
Speaker 4 (36:20):
Colonel Sanders, No, No.
Speaker 8 (36:22):
Colonel Slanders. All along the parade, Routy screams the most horrible,
terrible insults about Yankees in between bites of fried chicken,
Heath Hilary. We'll have some great games for folks to play.
We finally found a use for New York pizza. We'll
be using them to play a version of cornhole.
Speaker 4 (36:39):
Well what do you get if you win?
Speaker 8 (36:41):
You don't have to eat the pizza. And speaking of food,
we'll have a couple of food trucks from Grits and
Giggles with all kinds of innovative Southern delicacies. After all,
whoever heard anyone say, boy, I sure could go for
some Northern food, you know, stuff shorter of well most
Yankee taste buds, chicken fried squirrel, squirrel, fried chicken, squirrely
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chicken fries, you name it. Oh, and save roue for dessert.
Be sure to try the refreshing potted meat ice cream
and for the kids, banana liver pudding.
Speaker 4 (37:12):
Well that's different.
Speaker 8 (37:15):
And how all weekend long we'll have an immersive, interactive
attraction going twenty four hours a day. It's called the
New York Experience.
Speaker 1 (37:26):
Interesting. Is it like a little Times Square or something?
Speaker 8 (37:29):
Not a sort of. It's just a big, poorly lit
tent full of junk cars, live rats, hookers, and junkies,
all in an authentic ripe urinal smell. Hang on to
your wallet, pickpocket Pete could be anywhere.
Speaker 4 (37:43):
So how about entertainment.
Speaker 8 (37:45):
Well, if hookers and rats fighting over a rotten sausage
sandwich isn't enough for you, Saturday, We've got a big
night of comedy and music. Kicking off the evening is
the presidential impersonator, Moe Biden. Watch out, guys, if you're
setting in the first three rows, he might just sniff
your hair.
Speaker 4 (38:03):
That's creepy, just like the real thing.
Speaker 8 (38:06):
Then you can sit back, relax and watch sweaty cleavage.
Speaker 4 (38:09):
I can do that here.
Speaker 8 (38:11):
No, no, no, no no. This is an all girl
bluegrass band.
Speaker 4 (38:14):
Ah weird name.
Speaker 8 (38:16):
What can I tell you? The Butthole Surfers were booked.
Then on Sunday morning, the kids from Foster Brooks Middle
School will be presenting a Broadway musical.
Speaker 4 (38:26):
Let me get this, Damn Yankees.
Speaker 8 (38:28):
No, it's Door of the Greek. Our sponsor is mister
run to Populis from the owner of Pizza run.
Speaker 4 (38:33):
Ah, So the damn Yankees would have been better noted.
Speaker 8 (38:39):
Then the entire Yankee Go Home Festival wraps up with
the Running of the Bolinskis.
Speaker 4 (38:44):
The Running of the Bolinskis, Yeah.
Speaker 8 (38:47):
We got this family down here annoying people. The Bolinski's
Bernie signs in their yard complains about people grilling out
a real pain in the poof shoot, trying to cram
their Yankee values on the good people at dismal Seepage. Yeah,
we've had enough, so we're gonna do. We're gonna pull
them out of their house and chase them up the
interstate with pitchforks and torture. Pitchforks and torches provided by
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Speaker 1 (39:12):
This is out really somewhere, But I have just one question.
Speaker 4 (39:16):
Shoot, aren't you from New Jersey?
Speaker 8 (39:19):
So come on down, y'all.
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digging up alive.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one export.
Speaker 4 (01:01):
It's time to ax.
Speaker 5 (01:05):
Patrick.
Speaker 6 (01:07):
What are you?
Speaker 7 (01:08):
What you got?
Speaker 6 (01:08):
Boy? I ain't that stand.
Speaker 8 (01:11):
The coup.
Speaker 6 (01:14):
Made a man trick you in the can his water
can again?
Speaker 9 (01:18):
Son of him?
Speaker 4 (01:19):
Yoo?
Speaker 1 (01:22):
What's up?
Speaker 9 (01:24):
Welcome to ax Ike, And let me preface this by saying,
I got nothing the place to golf, all the fun
on one you need for all your uh what you
call afro legal relations shrimps. Dig this, yo Ike's.
Speaker 8 (01:47):
He's got.
Speaker 5 (01:50):
Not so far.
Speaker 7 (01:53):
The end.
Speaker 6 (01:56):
Told you, yo Ike. Well it's finally happened.
Speaker 9 (02:02):
My marriage is officially on the skids. In fact, the
fecal matter has collided with the oscillating rotary atmosphere. Agitator,
say what, I go to my color man, Billy white
guy that's been to college apparently, Yeah, like having Randy Bank,
(02:24):
but I regress.
Speaker 6 (02:26):
She has got a real shock.
Speaker 9 (02:28):
For a lawyer, I've never been through anything like this,
and I want to make sure I adequately shield my
Gluodiess Maximus. He getting on my nerve.
Speaker 6 (02:37):
I'm about ready to put a plug on this lead hanging.
Speaker 5 (02:42):
Now.
Speaker 9 (02:42):
I know you've been through a the divorce mail a
time or two. I need the benefit of your experience.
What do I look for in a good lawyer? Signed
royally screwed in royal Oak, Dear rookie. One time, I
will admit the first voce is the worstest. It's devastation, baby,
(03:03):
and it don't get no easy on my brother. Every
time some old hole sends you packing is like hur Kane, Katrina.
Go through your bank account and the quote unquote victims
spending about the same way too, casey yeagermeister, and tickets
to see usher that that that that that now being
(03:24):
the man, you automatically the bad guy, and you is
gonna get taken to the cleaner. I don't care if
you got videotape or her playing slapping tackle with the
whole damn neighborhood. You going down, so you might as
well play dirty. And that means having the right law
dog to drop the hammer on that no good skank
Banada yours what showed you the dog, But you better
(03:46):
do your homework. The wrong lawyer can make your situation
even worse.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Than it already is.
Speaker 6 (03:52):
Believe that holds killing.
Speaker 9 (03:56):
So here's Ike's top ten ways to tell if you
need to look for a different lawyer. Number ten, your
wife's lawyer sees who your lawyer is and high fives
the other guy. Number nine, your lawyer keeps actually the
court reporter if she wants to see his legal briefs.
(04:20):
Number eight. During your initial consultation, he tries to sell
you crack. Number seven. Every couple of minutes he yells,
I called Jack Daniels to the witness stand. Number six.
(04:42):
During the trial, you catch him playing his game boy.
Number five, ask every hostile witness to pull his finger.
Speaker 7 (04:56):
Number four.
Speaker 9 (04:59):
Every time the judge calls overruled, he grabs himself and says,
tell let the Perry Mason, y'all name him. Number three,
He picks the jerry by playing dunk duck goose.
Speaker 6 (05:23):
Number two.
Speaker 9 (05:25):
He frequently flips jury number four of the fingers and
the number one way you can tell you need a
new lawyer he is. Halfway through the trial. He puts
a no refund signed on the table. I'm telling you,
my brother, you wind up with one of these balloon heads,
and you old lady gonna clean you out like brother
stripping down a caddy and an alley. You'll be fought
(05:48):
to give up the highlight, and that means no more vienias.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Oh hell no.
Speaker 9 (05:55):
If I was you, you better be breaking off all
contact with every one of the mattock want to be
along with a toe yo shoe and a crack of
the ass spotter. Bye, Georgia Boot. I'm gonna get something
by this gig. Hell My brother, you might be better
(06:15):
off defending your own self. That way, you wind up
paying your own self and going through a divorce. You
gonna use it extra money.
Speaker 10 (06:23):
This is a.
Speaker 6 (06:25):
Peace out.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
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John Boyden Billy at po Box seventy six sixty three,
Charlotte didn't see two eight two four one.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
You buy Georgia Boot, John boy and Dilley.
Speaker 6 (06:42):
Gonna flow that card out credit. That's a neighborhood.
Speaker 10 (06:46):
This ain't no residential district.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
Good Morning Radio done right, Good Friday Morning.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
Got the big show on the radio that y'all want
to uh tell yeah yeah tomorrow. Hold on a second,
I want to tell y'all on Monday's show, we're doing
our tribute to James Gregory. A lot of you knew
that our buddy James passed away at age seventy eight
with some cardiac complications. He's been off the road for
(07:39):
a while, as you well know. So James did pass
on about about three weeks ago. So we're gonna remember
James and have fun with him our tribute show on Monday.
So I'm gonna tell you friends and family, nobody that
really joyed James, like so many of our big show
listeners did. A tribute show will be on Monday.
Speaker 11 (08:02):
So many had first heard him here.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
That's true.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
We even talked Doug Rice yesterday. Doug said the first
time he ever heard it was on the show, and
this that he's never been doing comedy show except to James.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
What done see?
Speaker 4 (08:15):
He will like that?
Speaker 1 (08:17):
That's true? All right then, all right, well that's bringing
in here. Here's how bro on call Marvin Webster, y'all,
what's up?
Speaker 4 (08:25):
How y'all doing?
Speaker 5 (08:26):
Man? My cousin Derek hit the lottery last week? What
fifteen hundred bucks on some instant game called scratch for Cash.
Derek is the biggest winner the Webster family has ever had.
And we played the lottery a lot of course, why
wouldn't you play on TV that make the lottery look
like fun? Who don't like to have fun? Everybody in
(08:49):
the commercials having a big party? Ever see the people
in real life that buy a lottery ticket?
Speaker 4 (08:55):
Do the fat.
Speaker 5 (08:55):
Sweated drunks line up in front of the machine at
the quickie mart look like they have having as much
fun as the people on TV?
Speaker 4 (09:02):
I don't think.
Speaker 5 (09:03):
So here's something you hear. A lot the lottery ain't
nothing but a tax on stupid people, to which may
I just say, and it's about damn time if you're
looking for somebody that tax. There's a whole lot more
stupid people than there is rich people. But they don't
want you to know that you're stupid. See that's why
they call it the education lottery. Part of the money
(09:26):
goes to help fund our school system. So right, So
how come every September the girl on the six o'clock
news does a promo talking about drop off school supplies
in the barrel in front of Walmart?
Speaker 4 (09:38):
Do it for the kids? Channel nine? Kids?
Speaker 5 (09:41):
Sound like the education part of the lottery ain't working
out too good. Wow, I'm getting smarter alroud, cause that
ain't nobody ever bought a lottery ticket because they wanted
to help education. If they change a name from Powerball
to the by Donald Sterling a new Lamberg any sweepstakes,
my people would still line up when the jackpot got
(10:04):
over seventy five million. Now, to win the Powerball, you
gotta be some long odds. According to Google, here's what
the number look like. Your odds of getting hit by
lightning over the course of the average lifetime is one
in twelve thousand.
Speaker 4 (10:21):
Your odds are.
Speaker 5 (10:21):
Winning the powerball one in one hundred and seventy five thousand,
So you're more likely to get hit by lightning fourteen
times than you already hit the powerball once. Oh we
having fun yet, my cousin Deary says, oh, man, that
ain't have I look at it seemed to me like
when you buy a ticket, you either win or you don't.
(10:44):
You got a fifty to fifty shot two to one odds,
which officially makes my cousin.
Speaker 4 (10:50):
One of the stupid people. Just put the tax off when.
Speaker 5 (10:53):
It gets up to two or three hundred million, Even
marginally stupid people would line up to pay the stupid tax.
But if it's like five or six million. They go, shoot,
I ain't standing in that line for no five million dollars?
Who you think I am stupid? Nowadays you don't even
have to stand in line to play.
Speaker 4 (11:11):
Did you know?
Speaker 5 (11:12):
You can buy a lottery subscription. You send them money,
they buy your ticket for you, and then they let
you know if you want or not. It's like Keino,
but you don't have to fly all the way to
Las Vegas to hand somebody all your money. My aunt
Dokie is hardcore lottery player. She got a subscription to
(11:33):
a lottery magazine, y'all, a whole magazine full of tips
and strategies and stuff. And since it's a lifestyle magazine,
they also run articles like how to tell if you
are addicted to gambling? Sounds like it be a short
article to me, the best way to tell you got
a gambling problem? You're reading a lottery magazine. Now here's
(11:55):
my basic theory on the lottery. Buy and large. Rich
people ain't stupid, and stupid people ain't rich. What the
lottery does see is turned stupid people into rich people,
which is not a good idea. Look at all the
people see on TV to win fifty sixty million dollars
and end up broke or in jail or both. You
(12:16):
know why that happens because rich goes away quick. Stupid
is for life. Case in point, my cousin Derek, big
winner man, won fifteen hundred dollars. Two days later, every
nickel of it was gone. You know what, He bought
a new suit from the casual mail an eight hundred
dollars tab in the champagne room at the paper doll
(12:38):
line and oh yeah, three hundred dollars worth of losers
on scratch for cab. Y'all think about it. I'm Marvel website.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
Yeah, morning, a lot more begs y'all coming up?
Speaker 6 (12:51):
Talking about bit makes ya fels picky.
Speaker 12 (12:52):
I'm malthew oh Marcel, you picked an awful time to call. Well,
listen to the We're right in the middle of a
new intro. You boobe, No, no, not, you're rating fat boy.
Pull up a couple of chairs to get down nothing.
I gotta go make coffee for the boys so they
can go on making that audio magic known as the
(13:13):
Joy The Big Show.
Speaker 6 (13:15):
Carry on straight people away.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
In John's Wonderful Thing Giveaway number one hundred and six.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
That's go ahead number.
Speaker 2 (13:59):
There for the well worn Baud Kapitani Fountain Powerboat Racing
Team autograph by Reggie Fountain, its honorary crew member the
Powerboat Races and the Pickwickley where Tennessee, Georgia and Alabama,
Mississippi meets right there.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
Don't got a slice of pie, Big show country and.
Speaker 4 (14:22):
It is the way around.
Speaker 8 (14:24):
So here we got for that.
Speaker 13 (14:28):
Fisherville, Virginia's own John Kallison, John, congratulations, John.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
You'll be in the Jackie Taylor y'all get it out
this afternoon.
Speaker 10 (14:45):
I guess see John, all right.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
All right, wonderful band number one hundred and seven.
Speaker 4 (14:51):
He in view it.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
It's a rocking for the Reds and memory of Valerie Red.
Speaker 4 (14:57):
Razor.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
We did t shirt featuring you see the back tugging
family rock project Mason love it the ends, all my
roundy friends, Nan Tuggett, John Boy Billett, who was right
there on the back as well.
Speaker 5 (15:10):
So there you go.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
Let me see what size this is. It is another
double X.
Speaker 4 (15:15):
It's on.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
Well, no wonder this would never.
Speaker 11 (15:18):
Fit you know, you kept asking for mediums and they
kept giving you double xs.
Speaker 14 (15:22):
What that was all about?
Speaker 1 (15:25):
Going away? About one week from right now, ready go.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
Good morning, I got the big show on the radio,
and we got our Friday morning quarterback Tom Sorenson back
in his usual spot.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
Tom, we have missed you.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
Hey, let me This is a little greeting that Tom
gives to us here on paper. I would like to
read this to our listeners, because they're your listeners as well.
Tom been asking about you. Tom writes, good morning.
Speaker 4 (15:52):
You know.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
The reason I like doing the show is that I
know it. I've done it hundreds of times. It's like
riding a bike. One difference when I do the show.
I don't cheat death. Mariam has a little chainsaw, and
every time she fires it up, I envisioned her cutting
not branches, but my bike. She prefers I never ride again.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
But enough about me.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
I see the spine doc for a fractured disc in
a few weeks and then I'm fine. Here he is,
ladies and gentlemen playing her Tom swords.
Speaker 7 (16:22):
All right, honey, thank you, thank you, thank you.
Speaker 4 (16:27):
I'm an idiot. You know I was a flying idiot.
Speaker 11 (16:31):
Man.
Speaker 2 (16:33):
I bet you look good though going through the air
spectacular wreck.
Speaker 8 (16:38):
Man.
Speaker 7 (16:38):
I look down on the bridge and I just see
the blood and I think, God are you stupid, Why
did you crash? But you know it's it's it's fine
now and the important thing is the bike is fine.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
You're glad, you're good. We'll ask you about you Tom. Okay,
good deal. Now let's know you want to talk stupid.
Speaker 2 (16:58):
Would somebody tell these professional athletes when there's gambling, you
know there's legal gambling in the stage. You know more
and more as ago, that they cannot bet on their sport, wow,
much less their team.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
Will you tell him to quit that?
Speaker 2 (17:12):
That is insane. We got a guy you're leading with
who's banned from baseball for life for doing that. What
is the story about that?
Speaker 1 (17:21):
Tob I hadn't heard what he did yet.
Speaker 7 (17:23):
Twenty four years old. His name is Tikupita Marcano and
playing for Pittsburgh last year and he was injured. And
while he was injured, he started to bet, and once
he started, he could not stop. He made three hundred
and eighty seven bets legally through legal service from July
(17:46):
through November. Twenty five of them were involved the team
he played for the Pirates, and he bet one hundred
and fifty grand and he lost. He beat a out
of parlays. You know you got to get a couple
of games, right. He won four point three percent of
his bets. I mean, I've had bad weeks. That's to
(18:07):
just imagine you win four point three bets at every
one hundred your place. That's not a bad week. That's
just a bad life. He got caught and the guy
with what you bet U turned him in and he again,
he's twenty four, good enough to get to the majors,
and he will never play baseball again in the major leagues.
Speaker 4 (18:29):
That is sad.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
And there's you got the story about a minor league
pick pitcher who bet almost one hundred bucks, And.
Speaker 7 (18:41):
Yeah, guy's a minor league pitcher, he's been in the majors,
he's talented. He bet ninety nine dollars and twenty two
cents and now he's suspended for the season, and so
is his salary, which was seven hundred and forty thousand
dollars a year. So in other words, you know, baseball
(19:01):
is like every other major sport entwined with betting. There
are gambling entities that sponsored pregame shows. And if you
go to some ballparks, they have these little like huts
and you go in the hut and you play some
bed and my recommendation would be, if you have a
glove on your hand and you're wearing a uniform and
a cap, don't go into the hut.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
And yet, Tom, you do admire some teams that gamble.
Speaker 7 (19:31):
Very good, yeah, And one of them is the Buffalo Bills.
They took a chance. They signed Olympic heavyweight gold medal
winner and the guys won NCAA titles Best Amateur Wrestling.
The country's name is Gable, don't call him Gabe Stevenson
and six foot one, two hundred and seventy five pounds,
(19:52):
twenty four years old. And the Bills thought, all right,
this guy is a good enough athlete that at his
size backflips after he wins. And so they gave him
some cleats and it was the first time in the
guy's life they had ever worn cleats. So he is
(20:12):
coming in raw, but they're gonna put him on the
defensive line. And the thing is, what do you have
to lose? I mean, it's I think it's a cool
thing because you're the best in the country of what
you do. The guy's powerful, the guy's agile. If you
wait two seventy five, you're doing a backflip you agile,
and it's a pretty cool thing.
Speaker 2 (20:32):
And then there are proven winners. Justin Jefferson from the
Minnesota Vikings. I know, your hometown team just gave him
a bunch of money for a wide receiver, the.
Speaker 7 (20:44):
Biggest contract ever for a non quarterback, four years, one
hundred and forty million, and they just think he's the
best receiver in the league. Never been in any trouble.
It's a good locker room guy.
Speaker 8 (20:57):
You know.
Speaker 7 (20:57):
His name's JJ. Vikings drafted a courtquarterback named JJS. So
this JJ called the other JJ and said, a man,
the name is yours, just call me Jet.
Speaker 1 (21:06):
And I thought that was a bad class thing to do.
Speaker 7 (21:09):
And guy we know from Charlotte and a guy that
any fan of football now, it is Christian McCaffrey. He
has signed it to year extension for thirty eight million.
Speaker 2 (21:20):
Eight mail go Chris, some cool deal. All right, man,
Well that's the time, Tom, Thank you so much.
Speaker 8 (21:25):
Man.
Speaker 1 (21:25):
You have a great weekend. Heal up, be careful. We'll
see you next Friday.
Speaker 7 (21:31):
Thank you, guys. And they have a great weekend, Hi, buddy.
Speaker 2 (21:33):
Oh well, let's play our wordy word game one eight
hundred big show you told free Line, get a couple
of contestants, blade X, Good morning, and it's a.
Speaker 1 (22:04):
Big show on the radio Rod until your Friday morning.
Speaker 2 (22:07):
Today's feature track from the Big Show, Big Box, the
Mayor of Duicimal Sea Pitch with the Yankee Go Home Festival,
Oh Merwin Schirch.
Speaker 1 (22:16):
We keep wording.
Speaker 2 (22:17):
Yankee go Home with hear the Big Box at the
Big Show dot com. They click out on their contest.
Speaker 1 (22:23):
But the game you like to play and you can't
get the.
Speaker 4 (22:25):
We call you.
Speaker 12 (22:26):
I went to everybody's head about that bad a wordy
word out a word a word.
Speaker 2 (22:31):
Let's meet the contestants. We got Jonathan from Batesville, Arkansas.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
Good morning, Jonathan. Hey, Hey, good buddy. Ahright, I tell
Jonathan he's.
Speaker 2 (22:42):
Mold this boy's name right there, all right, right, all right,
and I know about four or five bubbas. Here's another
one out of friendship Tennessee. Good morning, Babba, Good morning,
that mine, good morning, all right, Bubba Taylor gets along
very well with Bubba's I know, so yeah, guy, So
we got us some tea arcing solvers and Tennessee, Bobby,
(23:07):
you and Tayy relax and let's see what me and
Jonathan can put on the board here all right, Jonathan, are.
Speaker 1 (23:14):
You ready, my son? Well that's all right, okay, all right,
so here we go. Tell you to put up there.
You're going to show me center later? Was joining us?
Start the clock?
Speaker 2 (23:30):
Now, this is a crime like when you attack somebody,
you can be charged with this also, yes, uh huh, okay,
you take this to the desk, and if you buy something,
you want to take it back.
Speaker 1 (23:41):
I want to blank, I want to blank this. Yes,
uh huh. All right.
Speaker 2 (23:48):
This happens with flakes in the winter from the sky
and flakes fall.
Speaker 1 (23:55):
Down in the winter. Yes, uh huh. Don't run do
this slow down?
Speaker 4 (24:02):
Yes, all right.
Speaker 1 (24:03):
Well we end up with a whore four there on
the board. All right, but the four a good work, Jonathan, No, Tayter.
Speaker 4 (24:11):
And Bubba, we're gonna have a good day. Tyler's gonna
be a good day.
Speaker 1 (24:16):
Okay, brand new word and go how old are you?
Speaker 4 (24:21):
What's your blank birthday?
Speaker 11 (24:24):
No?
Speaker 1 (24:25):
The number?
Speaker 11 (24:25):
What's your blank?
Speaker 4 (24:27):
Sixty two?
Speaker 11 (24:28):
No?
Speaker 14 (24:29):
You tell you tell someone your blank like I just
asked you. Oh my gosh, the.
Speaker 4 (24:39):
What is your blank birthday? No birthday?
Speaker 11 (24:42):
No?
Speaker 4 (24:42):
No birth know?
Speaker 10 (24:44):
How old are you sixty k.
Speaker 1 (24:50):
Stone sixty K.
Speaker 4 (24:55):
I said it.
Speaker 1 (24:59):
That kind of test. Yeah, this is this is a
little bit more broad.
Speaker 2 (25:05):
Da if Dandler had to worry a number of there
that said sixty two, and then she would ask you
how old you were and you said sixty two.
Speaker 1 (25:13):
It's been all over it, June. Hey, do you have
a birthday coming.
Speaker 7 (25:22):
Up this month?
Speaker 1 (25:23):
Baba? That's why I was confused.
Speaker 4 (25:29):
No, So that's why I'm confused.
Speaker 1 (25:34):
Yeah, okay, all right.
Speaker 2 (25:37):
Okay, I didn't get one on that, So me and
Jonathan gonna go ahead with our round two, right, picking
up on that last one.
Speaker 1 (25:43):
Jonathan, are you ready?
Speaker 4 (25:46):
Yes, sir?
Speaker 1 (25:47):
Okay, the clock now, Baba is sixty two.
Speaker 4 (25:51):
That is his age.
Speaker 6 (25:52):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (25:54):
If you want a magazine, this is the way you
get one. Yeah, okay.
Speaker 4 (26:02):
The order?
Speaker 6 (26:02):
What order is that?
Speaker 11 (26:04):
No?
Speaker 2 (26:04):
As part of subscription, I do this to get it.
So just just take part of that word out of there.
Shouldn't know, should have gave it to us? Okay, yes,
yea subscribe.
Speaker 15 (26:26):
Bobby like you think six on the board for Jonathan.
So let's some more interesting facts about Bubba.
Speaker 4 (26:40):
Playing it on the radio.
Speaker 1 (26:47):
Well, let's see what y'all can do alright, you know
if you hit six? All right, okay, okay, all right,
all right, all right, all right, ready go to pay
a bill.
Speaker 11 (26:56):
You might write out one of these, chick, this is
what happens to metal if you leave it outside gets
this hot No, no, no, no, it gets these corrosion.
Speaker 14 (27:07):
What's the corrosion called?
Speaker 12 (27:09):
Yes?
Speaker 11 (27:10):
Hey, the opposite of Kirby is.
Speaker 7 (27:14):
Crooked.
Speaker 11 (27:15):
Opposite of crooked is yes. This is what a boat
does on the water. It does what you hope it
doesn't sink.
Speaker 14 (27:22):
You hope it's.
Speaker 8 (27:28):
Come before.
Speaker 1 (27:31):
Oh came up two short section Moore. Jonathan wins.
Speaker 2 (27:35):
But come back, Greig, come back for you, Baba. You
can play this game, and we want you to try again. Okay,
I have a shout out.
Speaker 1 (27:46):
Yes, of course, you go ahead.
Speaker 4 (27:49):
I'mmost shout out to all the vetters. All the first responded,
I'm the vetters myself.
Speaker 8 (27:52):
I want to shout out to my wife, my two kids,
Jonathan and Amber and Pam.
Speaker 1 (27:58):
How about that.
Speaker 2 (27:58):
Bubb will appreciate you yours listening to the weeks O,
thank you for your service.
Speaker 4 (28:04):
You listen.
Speaker 1 (28:05):
Happy birthday.
Speaker 4 (28:08):
Appreciated Johnathan over.
Speaker 1 (28:12):
In baseball Arkansas, you got.
Speaker 2 (28:14):
Your red Max prize pack coming your way. Good game,
thank you, good more big shows on the radio, Jack said, Bubba,
laughing at himself, was wondering.
Speaker 1 (28:26):
So I was wondering.
Speaker 2 (28:27):
Maybe Bubba he hadn't heard his play worthy word before
they got through, but what he'd played on the radio,
so he knew how to play.
Speaker 1 (28:34):
He proved it when he did his name comeback.
Speaker 11 (28:37):
It's easier, easier when you're just listening.
Speaker 1 (28:41):
How old darn Section two.
Speaker 7 (28:43):
I told you.
Speaker 1 (28:48):
Try to get I don't said it four times. He
did kind of emphasize that that last your stupid.
Speaker 6 (29:03):
Said dark.
Speaker 7 (29:05):
I don't know.
Speaker 11 (29:06):
You know.
Speaker 1 (29:06):
People riding down the road are pissed at him.
Speaker 2 (29:14):
I can't stop laughing away Johnny Lack. Somebody told there
was an intersection, and they were. They were hollered at
the radio when somebody wouldn't getting easy. When they looked over,
the car next to them was doing this. They learned
at each other, said word the word. Yeah, it's not
mama's fault. It is a lot harder than it sounds like.
(29:37):
Feel free to play Weather's learning for yourself. All right,
birthday your birthday.
Speaker 1 (29:43):
June it was last Saturday.
Speaker 2 (29:46):
All right, there we go, big request time, Karen Anderson
out of Mobile, Alabama says, Hey, guys, love to hear
lipless telling jokes. You got it, Karen coming up next,
(30:16):
Take good Marnin makes show's on the radios. On your
light around question here about this time Monday through Friday.
Hit us up the John Boynbilly facebook page at the
Big Show dot com. Like Karen Anderson out of Mobile, Alabama,
(30:37):
it's to hear nickless.
Speaker 1 (30:39):
Why a well, Lyn your.
Speaker 15 (30:41):
Rod, I just had to hire an attorney because you
got a ticket for parking in the handicaps.
Speaker 1 (30:48):
Oh that's why he's mad, right, and I'm to heard
it you mad?
Speaker 5 (30:51):
Uh?
Speaker 10 (30:52):
Oh wow?
Speaker 1 (30:55):
Sure, y'all right?
Speaker 6 (30:57):
All right, well you don't lie here? All right?
Speaker 14 (31:01):
See if I don't like these lawyers, why don't lawyers
go to the beach try because cats keep covering them
up with sand?
Speaker 6 (31:11):
There you go, I had called here? Who is he shoeing?
Speaker 8 (31:16):
Too?
Speaker 5 (31:16):
Busy suing.
Speaker 10 (31:20):
A drowning?
Speaker 14 (31:21):
How do you say of a drowning lawyer? You take
your foot off his head?
Speaker 6 (31:29):
Why you won't?
Speaker 8 (31:29):
Who?
Speaker 6 (31:30):
That's not man?
Speaker 10 (31:34):
Whatever?
Speaker 14 (31:34):
Between a lawyer and a lugger A difference between a
lawyer and a vulture vulture vultures can't take their wing
tips off.
Speaker 16 (31:43):
Lawyer, hold your old heart, ready your guns out on
who your day lawyer?
Speaker 14 (31:53):
Want to start ripping your guts out to your dead.
Speaker 7 (31:59):
Lawyer?
Speaker 6 (31:59):
Right high circle?
Speaker 1 (32:01):
Why should you not swear to run over if.
Speaker 14 (32:03):
You see a lawyer riding a bicycle? Why should you
not swear to hit her because it might be your bicycle?
Speaker 10 (32:11):
I called, if you mission here holling, showing you.
Speaker 14 (32:15):
Even if you missed him, he'd probably end up suiting.
Speaker 10 (32:17):
Yet they do that a lot, don't I was. I
didn't always want to go with that one, or the
one about Marge in front of apostle. Lawyer apostle wrong.
We all tell you that later.
Speaker 14 (32:27):
Okay, I know that was good.
Speaker 10 (32:28):
I'll oted to hear again.
Speaker 1 (32:31):
What do the lawyer use.
Speaker 10 (32:32):
For work control?
Speaker 14 (32:33):
What does a lawyer use for birth control? His personality.
Speaker 7 (32:40):
Had?
Speaker 10 (32:40):
Because I had nothing called? Most of them can't get
the older and hawk toom.
Speaker 14 (32:45):
No, them can't get a woman to even talk, So
it's not it wouldn't be a problem for it.
Speaker 10 (32:51):
Oh well, what should ideal weight of a lawyer?
Speaker 14 (32:55):
The ideal weight of a lawyer three pounds including the urn.
Speaker 16 (33:02):
I had a real light called left lawyer. You got
the letter less lawyer the better? Yeah?
Speaker 11 (33:11):
Are you?
Speaker 1 (33:12):
You're really starting to beat up slops?
Speaker 4 (33:18):
We're going towhere?
Speaker 7 (33:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 16 (33:22):
Well, hi, did you hear him out? The herod who
hijack a plain hullo lawyer.
Speaker 14 (33:27):
The terrorists who hijacked a plane full of lawyers. Yes,
he threatened to let one go every hour till his
demands were met.
Speaker 10 (33:36):
I'm kind of.
Speaker 4 (33:40):
That, you have?
Speaker 10 (33:41):
I had? He realized there's worse jobs waiting there.
Speaker 4 (33:47):
All right, a lot of.
Speaker 14 (33:49):
Lawyer lawyers joke, the final lawyer joke before he gets
on out of here.
Speaker 10 (33:54):
Okay, but wait, a heck a lawyer.
Speaker 14 (33:57):
The difference between a hick and a lawyers, between a
tick and a lawyer. Well, a tick falls off of
you when you die.
Speaker 7 (34:06):
I have I had?
Speaker 4 (34:10):
What is away?
Speaker 10 (34:11):
Heartless bloodsucker?
Speaker 14 (34:13):
Mean, heartless bloodsucker?
Speaker 1 (34:14):
The other world one?
Speaker 14 (34:15):
The other ones?
Speaker 11 (34:16):
A B.
Speaker 6 (34:22):
Where are we going?
Speaker 4 (34:51):
Good? More?
Speaker 14 (34:52):
Dan?
Speaker 2 (34:52):
It's a big seawan the radio leasure track when it
makes show bed box. You'd like to have this for you, John,
won't be the album for your dad or Brad serves
for a keywords Yankee go home, it's dood. Well, there's
always something exciting happening in Dismal Seep in South Carolina.
Here to tell us all about it is the honorable
Mayor himself, Merwin co Fiddle Swoop. Good morning, mister Mayor.
Speaker 8 (35:15):
Good morning John boy at all your wonderful listeners. Well,
this weekend we're really pulling out all the stops with
an all new, all exciting event. It's the first annual
Dismal Seepitch Yankee Go Home Festival.
Speaker 1 (35:29):
Wow, that was what was the inspiration for this one, Mayor?
Speaker 8 (35:32):
Well, you know, life experience. I think all of us
here in the South have suffered from Northerner exposure. They
come down here in droves like rats abandoning a sinking ship,
and then tell everyone how they did things up north.
Speaker 1 (35:45):
Well, how do you respond when they say that?
Speaker 8 (35:47):
I say, well, if it's so great, what the hell
are you doing down here? And it's in the spirit
of that well crafted retort that we're celebrating this weekend.
Speaker 1 (35:56):
So exactly what happens at a Yankee Go Home Festival?
Speaker 8 (36:01):
That's a great question, John Boy. Well, in the weekend
kicks off with a big parade guaranteed to horrify and
repel any and every Yankee. We'll have marching bands playing
Leonard Skinnard. We'll have the Shriners displaying their driving skills
in little tricked out General Lee's and our Grand Marshal
is Colonel Harlan Slanders.
Speaker 4 (36:20):
Colonel Sanders, No, No.
Speaker 8 (36:22):
Colonel Slanders. All along the parade, Routy screams the most horrible,
terrible insults about Yankees in between bites of fried chicken,
Heath Hilary. We'll have some great games for folks to play.
We finally found a use for New York pizza. We'll
be using them to play a version of cornhole.
Speaker 4 (36:39):
Well what do you get if you win?
Speaker 8 (36:41):
You don't have to eat the pizza. And speaking of food,
we'll have a couple of food trucks from Grits and
Giggles with all kinds of innovative Southern delicacies. After all,
whoever heard anyone say, boy, I sure could go for
some Northern food, you know, stuff shorter of well most
Yankee taste buds, chicken fried squirrel, squirrel, fried chicken, squirrely
(37:04):
chicken fries, you name it. Oh, and save roue for dessert.
Be sure to try the refreshing potted meat ice cream
and for the kids, banana liver pudding.
Speaker 4 (37:12):
Well that's different.
Speaker 8 (37:15):
And how all weekend long we'll have an immersive, interactive
attraction going twenty four hours a day. It's called the
New York Experience.
Speaker 1 (37:26):
Interesting. Is it like a little Times Square or something?
Speaker 8 (37:29):
Not a sort of. It's just a big, poorly lit
tent full of junk cars, live rats, hookers, and junkies,
all in an authentic ripe urinal smell. Hang on to
your wallet, pickpocket Pete could be anywhere.
Speaker 4 (37:43):
So how about entertainment.
Speaker 8 (37:45):
Well, if hookers and rats fighting over a rotten sausage
sandwich isn't enough for you, Saturday, We've got a big
night of comedy and music. Kicking off the evening is
the presidential impersonator, Moe Biden. Watch out, guys, if you're
setting in the first three rows, he might just sniff
your hair.
Speaker 4 (38:03):
That's creepy, just like the real thing.
Speaker 8 (38:06):
Then you can sit back, relax and watch sweaty cleavage.
Speaker 4 (38:09):
I can do that here.
Speaker 8 (38:11):
No, no, no, no no. This is an all girl
bluegrass band.
Speaker 4 (38:14):
Ah weird name.
Speaker 8 (38:16):
What can I tell you? The Butthole Surfers were booked.
Then on Sunday morning, the kids from Foster Brooks Middle
School will be presenting a Broadway musical.
Speaker 4 (38:26):
Let me get this, Damn Yankees.
Speaker 8 (38:28):
No, it's Door of the Greek. Our sponsor is mister
run to Populis from the owner of Pizza run.
Speaker 4 (38:33):
Ah, So the damn Yankees would have been better noted.
Speaker 8 (38:39):
Then the entire Yankee Go Home Festival wraps up with
the Running of the Bolinskis.
Speaker 4 (38:44):
The Running of the Bolinskis, Yeah.
Speaker 8 (38:47):
We got this family down here annoying people. The Bolinski's
Bernie signs in their yard complains about people grilling out
a real pain in the poof shoot, trying to cram
their Yankee values on the good people at dismal Seepage. Yeah,
we've had enough, so we're gonna do. We're gonna pull
them out of their house and chase them up the
interstate with pitchforks and torture. Pitchforks and torches provided by
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Speaker 1 (39:12):
This is out really somewhere, But I have just one question.
Speaker 4 (39:16):
Shoot, aren't you from New Jersey?
Speaker 8 (39:19):
So come on down, y'all.
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