June 11, 2024 • 40 mins
Tuesday (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, Tater has a new list of What to Watch.. - Married Man sings his own one hit wonder, “Dad to the Bone”.. - There’s a big Father’s Day sale going on at Tacky Jackie’s Clothes for Hoes.. - Oliver goes to Golden Corral.. - We’ll run down the Top 10 Things Dad’s Will Never Say.. - Murray has Netflix password problems.. - and finally, Ike Turner and Carl Childers start up a dating service!
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Good morning, got the beash on the radio, Hang on,
play with that mount o'live pickle prize back and beat
the Blonde in minutes.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
But right now it is time for Oliver.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
Well, well, well, I've been corralling the big gals for
many years now. At this point there aren't many surprises.
They like to eat at buffets again, didn't need a
phizer warrant to discover that. But that doesn't mean it's
always a normal trough slopping. Let me preach on it.
(00:37):
I'm not sure if it's a badge of honor or
a permanent humiliation, but the Titanic Trio are the only
people I know that have a lifetime ban at Golden Corral.
They even put in speed bumps to try to slow
them down. It was to no avail. They were three large,
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sweaty piranhas in big hair. One manager even had the
nerve to try that old Seinfeld joke. Hey the ocean called,
they're running out of shrimp. The girls couldn't reply, mostly
because their mouths.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Were full of shrip. Buffets are a lot like strip clubs.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
You always regret going to a cheap one.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
We went to one place while we were traveling.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
It was a Seshewan establishment appropriately named Soon Fat. I
guess we should have been suspicious that it was between
a vet clinic and an exotic pet store, and instead
of after dinner mince, they had a big bowl of thumbs.
The food was sketchy at best, but the gals didn't notice.
(01:52):
They wound up having to use a fork because they
were rubbing their chopsticks together so fast they were bursting
into flames. Hungry, so I had to eat something. While
I was putting some noodles on my plate, I saw
something move. I thought I might have been just delirious
from the fumes coming off the sweat and sour chicken. No,
(02:14):
I didn't misspeaking, But then I saw it again. I
finally called over the manager and told him what I saw.
Without missing a beat. He said, oh, that's just the
peeking duck, and duck was peeking out of the noodles.
He had a wonderful personality. Feeding the gals is like
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a trip around the world. They've sampled cuisine from all
across the globe. They've even had Viking food for Pity's sake.
It was a place called from Bad to Norse after
they licked the bins clean of all the reindeer, monkfish,
and sheep's heads. They even got a yak attack snack
(02:58):
pack to go. We even went to a grand opening
of mister T's buffet. I pity the full and of course,
how could we pass up the Star Wars all you
can eat extravaganza bo buffet.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
You don't even know why?
Speaker 3 (03:17):
That's funny, your fat bastard, You don't even know.
Speaker 4 (03:22):
I know?
Speaker 3 (03:24):
And look how you gotta find out from the dumb one.
I mean, last week they found it, getting back to it.
Last week they found an Indian buffet. They wanted to
try Gandhis when hunger strikes. Kind of a history joke,
See Randy got that, your fat bastro?
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Can you can?
Speaker 3 (03:46):
You know if you watched the History Channel a little
bit of Star Wars movies, you might be able to
get in on some of these laughs.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
I told you now.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
I tried to warn the gals that the Indian food
is like a relationship. It starts out hot and spicy
and usually ends up with someone on the toilet screaming
why me, But they wouldn't listen. And when the girls
rolled their rascals through the door. The look on the
owner's face was like that of a girl telling her
Democrat parents she was marrying one of the Trump boys.
(04:16):
Now that would he gets, But by that point it
was too late. The gals pounded down tons of tika masala,
crates of curry, bundles of buryani, and a substantial amount
of sumosa, each dish spicier than the next. Why they
sweat so much? The busboy had to mop frequently and
(04:38):
even put out those slippery when wet cones around them.
When the last morsel was gone and the owner in
tears put the clothes sign in the window, he tried
to get us out the door before the girls needed
to use the restroom. But the gals, much to their credit,
didn't belch, didn't poot, didn't even gasp until we got home.
(05:00):
Then the poop damn burst. The crime scene cleanup service
won't even return my calls. I think we're gonna have
to move soon. Oh I forgot to mention there was
only one buffet the gals were banned from before they
even did any damage. It was called in the buff A.
(05:21):
It was a Canadian nudist colony. See, even naked people
have standards.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
No bad, y'all. I sure am hunger light y'all.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
Let's play Beating the Blonde for the big Old mount
Olive Piggles Prize Pack one eight hundred Big Show you
told free line across America. We'll get a contestant play next.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Morning.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
There's a Big Show on the radio running to your Tuesday,
June eleventh. Today's featuring track from the Big Show bio box.
I can cause dating service. There's your keywords dating service, and.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
You hit that big.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
Box at the Bigshow dot com. If you own air
contest but you can't get to we'll call you something
like to play make that happen to.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Say, shame yourself on any that's you. You're doing it
wrong like this wig there you all right.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
Let's meet our contestant, Dennis from Titusville, Florida. Hey Dennis,
good morning, Good morning body. Alright, Dennis, welcome. We're gonna
ask Tatter some questions. She will give the answer to
the best of her ability. You agree or disagree whether
she got it right or not. Two bells, you win,
(07:15):
all right, Taylor. If a fox gets into your chicken coop,
you know we've been talking about, been bringing you all eggs.
You should be more familiar with eggs than you ever
were before.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
I know, I am so.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Fox gets in your chicken coop. The eggs the chickens
laid for the next few days will probably be different
than usual. What will be different about them?
Speaker 4 (07:50):
They'll have a different kind of chicken nugget in them.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
If they do duty a lot. Oh really.
Speaker 5 (08:03):
They're doing.
Speaker 4 (08:03):
See that's why I like being on the other end
of this.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
Yeah, I'm gonna be a chicken nugget.
Speaker 4 (08:08):
Well, I do know a little bit. Because of farming,
they are smaller.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
They're smaller. The eggs will be smaller, is what Tator says.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
Dennis. Do you agree or disagree? I'm going to have
to agree. You agree, and the shells will be thicker.
Speaker 4 (08:29):
There are shells good nature protecting things.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
All right, dog on it. There is one buzzer on
the mat. So let's say when you can get this one.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
Mar The traditional New Year's Eve blessing in Scotland. Scotland, Scotland,
I know you do a fine Scottish taxi.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
Yeah, okay, Well.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
The traditional New Year's blessing in Scotland wishes a person
will have a fire in their hearth. Money in their
purse and something on the table.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
What a topless dancer, look at you, thinking like a Scottish.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
Plenty of beer, plenty of beer on the table, Dennis,
agree or disagree?
Speaker 2 (09:21):
Agreed? And bread bread on the table.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
Yeah, well, Dennis will get your consolation prize there, Buddy
and the Titusville thank you for playing with.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
Us this morning. I give a shout out, of course you.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
Can, Austin and Colton, my boys in the Ohio Valley. Well,
all right, Dennis, appreciate you and your boys listening to
the Big Show.
Speaker 4 (09:51):
Lovely.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
I'll ride to bottom of the hours and for your news.
Right on the other side our time caps over.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
This Tuesday morning. Boom, Sorry, coudn't quit, rhyn Man.
Speaker 6 (10:36):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one export.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
Let's keep it going for your hem on her uncle, Buddy,
What a great crowd looks like Gary Busey's reunion in here.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
I'll say you that right now here. He is, folks.
Speaker 3 (11:04):
He's not the best looking guy in the world. When
he sits on a beach, cats try to bury him.
He shine bloy, Hey, listen, I had a fender bender
on away in here this morning. I was wild. I'll
tell you that right now. I tagged this guy's bumper
in a stoplight. The driver gets out and he was
a dwarf. He came up to the window and tapped
on a glass. He said, I am not happy. I said, really,
(11:26):
which one are you? Drunky man no sense of humor.
He had a short fuse. I just threw that one
in there. For this debt ceiling thing is wild, didn't it.
I tell you the Democrats running around screaming if the
debt ceiling isn't raised, the government would cease to function.
Here's a question, how could you tell you have to
(11:49):
How about this guy he called off his wedding. You
hear about that? How about that he called off his wedding.
I guess he didn't want to be tied down to
the same woman for the rest of his weeks. And
you guys know some of those astronaut guys, right, I
don't mean the guy with a propeller, I mean the
real as. Did you see that buzz Aldrin is getting
a divorce? No, that's wild. He said he needed more space.
(12:13):
I was back at the doctor the other day. This
guy runs into the office. He says, Doc, Doc, you
have to help me. I think I'm a dog. The
doctor says, how long has this been going on? The
guy says, since I was a puppy. Well, I got
dragged into the technology age. Yep, I've started texting. Who
knew that l OL meant laugh out loud A seniors,
we got our own texting abbreviations. Now you know that BFF,
(12:36):
best friend fell, BTW, bring the wheelchair, FWIW, forgot where
I was, g GPBL gotta go, pace maker, battery loan GHA,
got hemorrhoids again, lmd oh laughing my dentures out d
(13:05):
A m h A dog ate my hearing aid TLDF
talk later depends full t t YL talk to you
louder and my favorite r O t F l cgu
rolling on the floor laughing, can't get up.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
So Shela and I we've been traveling lately. We went
to England.
Speaker 3 (13:32):
You gotta be careful in these restaurants in some of
these countries, especially Great Britain. You know, right after someone
over there invins the toothbrush, they're gonna work on the refrigerator,
warm beer. What the hell is that they headed to you?
It's like a specimen in a glass.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
I'll tell you that.
Speaker 3 (13:46):
Right We go into this little eatery there and we're
looking at the menu and I'm telling you right now,
it's like gerbils in a basket. I don't know what
the hell to order. I tell them, why that? Okay,
give me a steak. He kind of rolls his eyes.
He says, what about the mad cow? I said, I
think she can order.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
For herself at my pal. Lenny Bloom quest ah. He
went to Paris.
Speaker 3 (14:07):
Oh yeah, went on and on about how beautiful the
Eiffel Tower was, all the exquisite art at the Louver,
the Majesty of Notre Dame Cathedral had a cost of
beautiful French women, on and on and on. I said,
all right, enough, already, is there anything you didn't like
about France? Lenny said, well, you know, there was one
odd thing that I never got over in France. Anything
you eat, anything you drink, even the air that you
(14:27):
breathe over there, it totally cleans out your colon, And
I mean really cleans you out. I said, Gee, with
France like that, who needs enemus?
Speaker 2 (14:36):
Oh that was a long way to go. Put on
like staying to see the end of a larytic cable.
Guy that right now, all right, I'll make it up
to you. This is a classic.
Speaker 3 (14:46):
This woman she finds out that a dog is hard
of hearing it. She could hardly hear, so she took
the dog to the vet. The vet says, well, your
problem is the hair in the dog's ears. It's like
ray for it on steroid to clean. He cleaned both
ears and big the dog in here.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
Fine.
Speaker 3 (15:01):
If that said, listen, keep this from happening again. Go
to the store. Get some of that nair hair remover.
You know. Then all I said do was rubbing in
the dog's ears once a month. Everything would be fine.
So she went to the drug store and got the
nar and a pharmacist said, now, listen, if you're gonna
use this under your arms, don't use deodorant for a
couple of days. She said, no, it's not front of
my arms. Farmacist said, look, if you're gonna use it
(15:21):
on your legs, don't use body lotion for a couple
of days. She goes, look, it's not for my legs either.
If you must know, I'm using it on my schnauzer.
The pharmacist says, well, stay off your bicycle for.
Speaker 2 (15:30):
About a week. So long, everybody.
Speaker 6 (15:39):
Schnauzers, John Boy and Dilly's good morning, yell dumb right.
Speaker 2 (16:14):
More man, it's a big Shaw on the radio.
Speaker 7 (16:17):
Hello on in is uh?
Speaker 1 (16:19):
I am fifty eight years old, feel wonderful, and I
am performing in the bedroom like I was twenty two.
Come to luck twenty one about not quite twenty three,
but twenty two before I'm performing that.
Speaker 8 (16:40):
Sure?
Speaker 1 (16:41):
No, allright, dear, let's get in the playhouse actions.
Speaker 3 (16:48):
Hello friends, your old pal bird Fern Here with another
taint rippling edition of John, Bully and Billy Playhouse.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
Today's episode fancy Pants.
Speaker 3 (16:57):
As our story opens, Ricky b Sharp is prepared ring
a fashion show for his wife Lucy Reckae.
Speaker 9 (17:04):
What in the world is taking so long?
Speaker 2 (17:08):
Watch your rush, sugar breeches.
Speaker 9 (17:09):
I'm gonna miss my stories, you know, I hate miss
is my stories?
Speaker 2 (17:15):
Anything worth having is worth waiting for? And your weight
is over?
Speaker 9 (17:28):
What is the boy beats world? Is that supposed to be?
Speaker 7 (17:32):
This?
Speaker 3 (17:32):
Here is my new top of the line fashion undergarments.
Garren damn teed to make the ladies swoon.
Speaker 9 (17:39):
Looks like someone tied died. Jimmy Durrante's nose.
Speaker 2 (17:47):
She told me she knew how to feel.
Speaker 5 (17:56):
I know it.
Speaker 9 (17:58):
Where did you get that ridicules looking banana hammock?
Speaker 2 (18:01):
At the new upscale adult lingaree store at the mall?
Speaker 9 (18:08):
Oh, Frederick's of that's the one? Well, what on earth
do you hope to accomplish, Lucy?
Speaker 3 (18:21):
Apart from mispronouncing Jimmy Ranny's name, you failed to understand
that I am no longer one of the commoners. I'm
no longer down home. I'm uptown, one of the elites, Lucy.
In case you've forgotten, I am Dothan's most blood fast
food mascot, and I need to start living like it.
Speaker 9 (18:44):
Okay, so you're upper crusting it by getting some man pennies.
Speaker 3 (18:48):
Huh, that'll show up and forgive me if I try
to spice up our love life a bit.
Speaker 2 (18:56):
Don't you ever get tired of seeing my tidy whities?
Speaker 9 (18:59):
No, I get tired of looking at the threadbare seat
and the racing strip skin marks. You don't see me
run it out to buy do drawers?
Speaker 3 (19:09):
Well, since you brought it up. Them granny panties make
me feel like I'm getting looking at the old folks home.
Speaker 9 (19:17):
Well, I'm sure not going to dip into my buttered egg,
but iver a couple of pairs of butt floss.
Speaker 3 (19:24):
See, Lucy, you're looking at it the wrong way, girl,
man panties. When I spent fifty bucks on a pair
of these things? What I's writ fifty bucks apart?
Speaker 4 (19:33):
What?
Speaker 2 (19:34):
Why? Cause I'm worth it.
Speaker 3 (19:36):
You wouldn't expect to find expensive cologne and a Budweiser bottle,
would you?
Speaker 5 (19:40):
Oh?
Speaker 9 (19:40):
Of course not. I also wouldn't expect to find expensive
wrapping paper on Vina sausage either.
Speaker 3 (19:46):
Center and how we hope you've enjoyed John Bully and
Billy playhouse. I got you one of them Bray's ears
with two top butnons dunder. Tune in next time when
we'll hear the n see measurer at Fredericks of Dothan say.
Speaker 2 (20:09):
Hey, big man, let me hold a dollar. You got
the Big.
Speaker 8 (20:16):
Show on the radio mornin Powell. Every day while I'm
driving a bus, I listen to John Boy and Billy
in a Big Show. Oh they're a riot, a regular riot,
and that Jackie and Tata. Well, I ain't the smartest
broad's I ever met, but in the looks department.
Speaker 1 (20:35):
Wow, good morning. This will make Shaw on the radio
(21:17):
a man. We're gonna miss Packer today. Markbacker will join
us tomorrow at this time trapping around. We'll get you
alls out about college baseball world serious and.
Speaker 2 (21:32):
Also handsome, y'all.
Speaker 1 (21:33):
I don't think he's somebody yet, but I know it's
a Tennessee coach, like I says, have been four years old.
One of his best friends with his dad was when
dads got a duct at Saint Louis Sports Hall of Fame.
Speaker 2 (21:44):
And all that was Sarah's awesome.
Speaker 1 (21:47):
Hansa day, so Hanson and Packer Tomorrow it's a hum
day humpterial.
Speaker 2 (21:55):
A no word my best. Yeah, that's okay, not like
the material.
Speaker 1 (22:05):
We got a top ten dad list coming up in minutes.
We wait for the pack Man's We head toward Father's Day.
Speaker 2 (22:15):
You know, Packer, he.
Speaker 1 (22:16):
Is fifty eight years old and he is performing like
he's twenty two.
Speaker 2 (22:21):
And I have no right on the heels of pump.
Speaker 4 (22:24):
Fence like you weren't there. Again, it's my.
Speaker 2 (22:27):
Too, how about twenty three, twenty four the era?
Speaker 4 (22:33):
No, it's still not it's still not good. No, I
don't think this. I man's got to help you.
Speaker 1 (22:43):
Well, I found I was performed his father's day. Come son,
and you're running at the Big Show.
Speaker 2 (22:53):
Rolls on Good Morning, Got the Big Show on the radio.
Coming up.
Speaker 1 (22:59):
We play worthy words. Winter gets one hundred and twenty
dollars worth of Bull's Not cleaning products delivered to your door,
made in the USA. You know, truck drivers keep America moving,
and bulls Not make sure they look good doing it.
Bullsnot is at truck stop, so cross America. I can
click on that lenk when you hear the Big Show
dot com hang on play for ten minutes.
Speaker 10 (23:20):
From the home office on that little table beside the
recliner in the den. Here they are the top ten
things you'll never hear Dad say. Number ten, Well we're lost.
Looks like I'm gonna have to stop in at for direction.
Number nine. Hey, your mam and I are going out
wait for the weekend. Why don't you throw a big
party while we're gone? Number eight. I see all your
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friends have that up yours attitude.
Speaker 6 (23:45):
You know.
Speaker 2 (23:45):
I like that.
Speaker 10 (23:48):
Number seven, Sweetheart, you're thirteen years old. I think it's
about time you started dating. Number six going out with
your friends? Huh, Hey want to borrow my new car.
Number five, No boy of mine is gonna play football?
Number four? How should I know what's wrong with your car?
(24:08):
Just have it towed over to the mechanic. Pay him
whatever he wants. Number three, Son, as long as you
live under my roof, you're gonna wear an earring.
Speaker 2 (24:20):
Number two.
Speaker 10 (24:21):
Hey, I make plenty of money.
Speaker 2 (24:22):
Why do you want to go? Get a job for it?
Speaker 10 (24:25):
And the number one thing you'll never hear dad say,
Father's Day.
Speaker 2 (24:30):
I forget it.
Speaker 10 (24:31):
It's no big deal.
Speaker 1 (24:38):
Why dad to the bone all week long? Let's play
worthy word, y'all one eight hundred Big Show you told
free line'll get a contestant?
Speaker 2 (24:47):
Oh what the hell's get to make a team effort?
Speaker 7 (24:50):
Do it?
Speaker 2 (24:50):
Next? Good Morning, That's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 1 (25:19):
World is to your Tuesday, June eleventh. Today's feature track
from The Big Show, Big Box. I can Carl's Dating
Service orch for keywords dating service.
Speaker 2 (25:29):
When they hit the Big Box up the Big.
Speaker 1 (25:31):
Show dot com click out on their contest money can't
get due, We'll call you somebody you want to play
with it?
Speaker 2 (25:37):
Goud happened to like right now?
Speaker 7 (25:39):
I had everybody's head about the bad.
Speaker 2 (25:41):
Don't the wedding where the word anywhere? Lets meet the contestants.
We got a daughter in the dam.
Speaker 1 (25:48):
Let's meet Sarah, the daughter from Ringo, Georgia. Good morning, Sarah,
good morning, good morning, welcome and heard that Darren, Good morning, Darren.
Speaker 2 (26:00):
And good morning, good morning. All right, y'all, welcome.
Speaker 1 (26:04):
Jackie was saying back, I'm not sure if we've had
a daughter and a dad play worthy word before.
Speaker 2 (26:09):
I know a lot of sons and dads and moms
and daughters.
Speaker 1 (26:12):
All right, well, I'll take the daughter her dad.
Speaker 2 (26:19):
All right, Taylor, you got there kind of.
Speaker 4 (26:22):
Like my dad. So it's kind of like dad's daughters.
Speaker 1 (26:28):
Sorry, Dad and Taytor, relax me and Sarah. I will
go for the first thirty seconds. All right, Sarah, are
you ready?
Speaker 4 (26:38):
I am ready?
Speaker 1 (26:39):
Okay, start the clock now, pick up the phone, give
me a yeah, uh huh, you blank too much?
Speaker 2 (26:50):
Hang up talk? Yes, uh huh. Take a right at
the light, take a right hand yes, uh huh.
Speaker 1 (26:59):
Let's go out the blank ground in blank at recess.
You would go out in the blank.
Speaker 2 (27:04):
Ground play ground, yeah.
Speaker 1 (27:06):
Uh huh, don't walk do this, pick it up? Go
blank hurry no blank a marathon. Right, a girl, we
put a five on the board just like that.
Speaker 2 (27:19):
Dad, good work, Sarah, Well.
Speaker 4 (27:22):
And hide wait a minute there.
Speaker 1 (27:27):
Ry alright, five otie just round one ready, brand new
word and.
Speaker 4 (27:34):
Go pepper and blank salt? Yes, sit or get up
and you blank up for the anthem, stand up.
Speaker 2 (27:47):
Stand all right.
Speaker 4 (27:49):
The opposite of wind. You might uh this might they
might ship something in one of these a wooden blank. Yeah, hey,
uh do you blank Spanish? You blank it?
Speaker 1 (28:06):
Yeah, look at y'all putting the five on the board,
just like you're plan to tie up.
Speaker 2 (28:12):
Let's going around too.
Speaker 4 (28:14):
I said the word.
Speaker 2 (28:17):
All right, Sarah, are you ready?
Speaker 1 (28:20):
I'm ready? Okay, starting to clock. Now, water your gardens
so it will grow.
Speaker 2 (28:27):
Yes, uh huh. I don't like you. I blank you
marry me. I'm in what I'm in? Yes, uh huh?
Speaker 1 (28:35):
All right? Blank or selled on the stock market, don't
sell blank?
Speaker 2 (28:42):
Yes, uh huh? All right.
Speaker 1 (28:43):
This little thing has a turtle and you make soup.
Oh okay, this is something They live in the trees.
Speaker 2 (28:50):
Rats in trees. What are they?
Speaker 11 (28:52):
Cuirrel?
Speaker 2 (28:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (28:55):
Now, yone it.
Speaker 1 (28:56):
For some reason I blurted out turtle when I was
trying to do the shell thing.
Speaker 7 (29:01):
My bad, Sarah.
Speaker 2 (29:02):
We gave you pops one.
Speaker 1 (29:04):
So it is nine to six son three, will tie four,
will win it?
Speaker 2 (29:12):
Ready? Ready, Darren, Ready and go all right.
Speaker 4 (29:16):
This animal lives in Australia and it has a pouch
and it and it hops turn the road.
Speaker 11 (29:21):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (29:21):
You put your head down on this when you go
to sleep.
Speaker 7 (29:25):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (29:26):
Yep. This is a grove that you have fruits. Fruit trees.
They grow in this. They call it this orchard. Tie up,
you type you have to you have to type on
type on this or it's a you type it three,
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ties it up.
Speaker 2 (29:52):
We go to overtime. You can see Taylor just melting down.
Speaker 8 (30:00):
This game.
Speaker 7 (30:01):
All right?
Speaker 2 (30:02):
Dead, all right, Sarah. We got an extra fifteen seconds.
You and your dad all tied up. So what we're
gonna do fifteen seconds? All right, we're gonna win.
Speaker 1 (30:13):
He's gonna go quick. So let's see what we can do.
And we are picking up all that last one. Ready,
go like an organ or a piano, you play on this,
are a computer.
Speaker 2 (30:27):
You type on this?
Speaker 7 (30:29):
What is it?
Speaker 5 (30:32):
No?
Speaker 2 (30:32):
No another word? Yes, boys, that's it. Jack and Jill
went up me.
Speaker 3 (30:38):
Hill.
Speaker 2 (30:38):
Yes, all right, we.
Speaker 1 (30:40):
Put a two oh there and now Darren and Tator
two will force double overtime. Three will win.
Speaker 2 (30:50):
Are you ready, Marcia?
Speaker 6 (30:51):
I'm ready?
Speaker 4 (30:52):
Or are you ready?
Speaker 2 (30:52):
Are you ready? Darren?
Speaker 3 (30:53):
Are you ready?
Speaker 2 (30:54):
Ready and go?
Speaker 4 (30:57):
This is like nutmeg, but it's not it's a brown
like it. You put it on. There's rolls made out
of it. Yes, this is You can't have thunder without
a little of this. Yes, a witch will make this.
She'll stir it up and make a.
Speaker 2 (31:13):
Fail and we go to double over time.
Speaker 1 (31:20):
All ride, Sarah, give it another shot, baby, all right,
give me there's a reason we don't have all right,
this is the last time. If we don't get a winner,
then it ties up. Okay, all right, Sarah, here we go,
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maybe another fifteen seconds. All right, Taya put it up there, honey, alright,
start the clock now, love blank number nine loven what no, no,
no witches make this love blank.
Speaker 2 (31:58):
You give somebody this? Yes, all right? Out in the
watch you plan out in the watch guard and now
oh got it? One one on the board. And now
Darren and Taylor, if you get two, you will win. Darren,
are you ready? I'm ready and go? All right you.
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In baseball, there's the inn and the out, what yes,
this is uh you your little kids ride this? There
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Speaker 2 (32:35):
Try second more the wind yes, FENSI.
Speaker 4 (32:42):
Now go home now?
Speaker 2 (32:43):
Oh god about Sarah came. Sure that was a good game.
You always sure enjoyed. That is make up party.
Speaker 1 (32:56):
All right, sweets, we all hang on, we'll get there.
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Talking good work, Murray.
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Well, well, well, I've been corralling the big gals for
many years now. At this point there aren't many surprises.
They like to eat at buffets again, didn't need a
phizer warrant to discover that. But that doesn't mean it's
always a normal trough slopping. Let me preach on it.
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I'm not sure if it's a badge of honor or
a permanent humiliation, but the Titanic Trio are the only
people I know that have a lifetime ban at Golden Corral.
They even put in speed bumps to try to slow
them down. It was to no avail. They were three large,
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sweaty piranhas in big hair. One manager even had the
nerve to try that old Seinfeld joke. Hey the ocean called,
they're running out of shrimp. The girls couldn't reply, mostly
because their mouths.
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Were full of shrip. Buffets are a lot like strip clubs.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
You always regret going to a cheap one.
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We went to one place while we were traveling.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
It was a Seshewan establishment appropriately named Soon Fat. I
guess we should have been suspicious that it was between
a vet clinic and an exotic pet store, and instead
of after dinner mince, they had a big bowl of thumbs.
The food was sketchy at best, but the gals didn't notice.
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They wound up having to use a fork because they
were rubbing their chopsticks together so fast they were bursting
into flames. Hungry, so I had to eat something. While
I was putting some noodles on my plate, I saw
something move. I thought I might have been just delirious
from the fumes coming off the sweat and sour chicken. No,
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I didn't misspeaking, But then I saw it again. I
finally called over the manager and told him what I saw.
Without missing a beat. He said, oh, that's just the
peeking duck, and duck was peeking out of the noodles.
He had a wonderful personality. Feeding the gals is like
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a trip around the world. They've sampled cuisine from all
across the globe. They've even had Viking food for Pity's sake.
It was a place called from Bad to Norse after
they licked the bins clean of all the reindeer, monkfish,
and sheep's heads. They even got a yak attack snack
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pack to go. We even went to a grand opening
of mister T's buffet. I pity the full and of course,
how could we pass up the Star Wars all you
can eat extravaganza bo buffet.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
You don't even know why?
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That's funny, your fat bastard, You don't even know.
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I know?
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And look how you gotta find out from the dumb one.
I mean, last week they found it, getting back to it.
Last week they found an Indian buffet. They wanted to
try Gandhis when hunger strikes. Kind of a history joke,
See Randy got that, your fat bastro?
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Can you can?
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I told you now.
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I tried to warn the gals that the Indian food
is like a relationship. It starts out hot and spicy
and usually ends up with someone on the toilet screaming
why me, But they wouldn't listen. And when the girls
rolled their rascals through the door. The look on the
owner's face was like that of a girl telling her
Democrat parents she was marrying one of the Trump boys.
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Now that would he gets, But by that point it
was too late. The gals pounded down tons of tika masala,
crates of curry, bundles of buryani, and a substantial amount
of sumosa, each dish spicier than the next. Why they
sweat so much? The busboy had to mop frequently and
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even put out those slippery when wet cones around them.
When the last morsel was gone and the owner in
tears put the clothes sign in the window, he tried
to get us out the door before the girls needed
to use the restroom. But the gals, much to their credit,
didn't belch, didn't poot, didn't even gasp until we got home.
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Then the poop damn burst. The crime scene cleanup service
won't even return my calls. I think we're gonna have
to move soon. Oh I forgot to mention there was
only one buffet the gals were banned from before they
even did any damage. It was called in the buff A.
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It was a Canadian nudist colony. See, even naked people
have standards.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
No bad, y'all. I sure am hunger light y'all.
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Speaker 2 (06:15):
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Let's meet our contestant, Dennis from Titusville, Florida. Hey Dennis,
good morning, Good morning body. Alright, Dennis, welcome. We're gonna
ask Tatter some questions. She will give the answer to
the best of her ability. You agree or disagree whether
she got it right or not. Two bells, you win,
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all right, Taylor. If a fox gets into your chicken coop,
you know we've been talking about, been bringing you all eggs.
You should be more familiar with eggs than you ever
were before.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
I know, I am so.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Fox gets in your chicken coop. The eggs the chickens
laid for the next few days will probably be different
than usual. What will be different about them?
Speaker 4 (07:50):
They'll have a different kind of chicken nugget in them.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
If they do duty a lot. Oh really.
Speaker 5 (08:03):
They're doing.
Speaker 4 (08:03):
See that's why I like being on the other end
of this.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
Yeah, I'm gonna be a chicken nugget.
Speaker 4 (08:08):
Well, I do know a little bit. Because of farming,
they are smaller.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
They're smaller. The eggs will be smaller, is what Tator says.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
Dennis. Do you agree or disagree? I'm going to have
to agree. You agree, and the shells will be thicker.
Speaker 4 (08:29):
There are shells good nature protecting things.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
All right, dog on it. There is one buzzer on
the mat. So let's say when you can get this one.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
Mar The traditional New Year's Eve blessing in Scotland. Scotland, Scotland,
I know you do a fine Scottish taxi.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
Yeah, okay, Well.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
The traditional New Year's blessing in Scotland wishes a person
will have a fire in their hearth. Money in their
purse and something on the table.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
What a topless dancer, look at you, thinking like a Scottish.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
Plenty of beer, plenty of beer on the table, Dennis,
agree or disagree?
Speaker 2 (09:21):
Agreed? And bread bread on the table.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
Yeah, well, Dennis will get your consolation prize there, Buddy
and the Titusville thank you for playing with.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
Us this morning. I give a shout out, of course you.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
Can, Austin and Colton, my boys in the Ohio Valley. Well,
all right, Dennis, appreciate you and your boys listening to
the Big Show.
Speaker 4 (09:51):
Lovely.
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I'll ride to bottom of the hours and for your news.
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Let's keep it going for your hem on her uncle, Buddy,
What a great crowd looks like Gary Busey's reunion in here.
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I'll say you that right now here. He is, folks.
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He's not the best looking guy in the world. When
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He shine bloy, Hey, listen, I had a fender bender
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in a stoplight. The driver gets out and he was
a dwarf. He came up to the window and tapped
on a glass. He said, I am not happy. I said, really,
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which one are you? Drunky man no sense of humor.
He had a short fuse. I just threw that one
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debt ceiling isn't raised, the government would cease to function.
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How about this guy he called off his wedding. You
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I guess he didn't want to be tied down to
the same woman for the rest of his weeks. And
you guys know some of those astronaut guys, right, I
don't mean the guy with a propeller, I mean the
real as. Did you see that buzz Aldrin is getting
a divorce? No, that's wild. He said he needed more space.
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I was back at the doctor the other day. This
guy runs into the office. He says, Doc, Doc, you
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doctor says, how long has this been going on? The
guy says, since I was a puppy. Well, I got
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So Shela and I we've been traveling lately. We went
to England.
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You gotta be careful in these restaurants in some of
these countries, especially Great Britain. You know, right after someone
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warm beer. What the hell is that they headed to you?
It's like a specimen in a glass.
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I'll tell you that.
Speaker 3 (13:46):
Right We go into this little eatery there and we're
looking at the menu and I'm telling you right now,
it's like gerbils in a basket. I don't know what
the hell to order. I tell them, why that? Okay,
give me a steak. He kind of rolls his eyes.
He says, what about the mad cow? I said, I
think she can order.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
For herself at my pal. Lenny Bloom quest ah. He
went to Paris.
Speaker 3 (14:07):
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Eiffel Tower was, all the exquisite art at the Louver,
the Majesty of Notre Dame Cathedral had a cost of
beautiful French women, on and on and on. I said,
all right, enough, already, is there anything you didn't like
about France? Lenny said, well, you know, there was one
odd thing that I never got over in France. Anything
you eat, anything you drink, even the air that you
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breathe over there, it totally cleans out your colon, And
I mean really cleans you out. I said, Gee, with
France like that, who needs enemus?
Speaker 2 (14:36):
Oh that was a long way to go. Put on
like staying to see the end of a larytic cable.
Guy that right now, all right, I'll make it up
to you. This is a classic.
Speaker 3 (14:46):
This woman she finds out that a dog is hard
of hearing it. She could hardly hear, so she took
the dog to the vet. The vet says, well, your
problem is the hair in the dog's ears. It's like
ray for it on steroid to clean. He cleaned both
ears and big the dog in here.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
Fine.
Speaker 3 (15:01):
If that said, listen, keep this from happening again. Go
to the store. Get some of that nair hair remover.
You know. Then all I said do was rubbing in
the dog's ears once a month. Everything would be fine.
So she went to the drug store and got the
nar and a pharmacist said, now, listen, if you're gonna
use this under your arms, don't use deodorant for a
couple of days. She said, no, it's not front of
my arms. Farmacist said, look, if you're gonna use it
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on your legs, don't use body lotion for a couple
of days. She goes, look, it's not for my legs either.
If you must know, I'm using it on my schnauzer.
The pharmacist says, well, stay off your bicycle for.
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About a week. So long, everybody.
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Looks like someone tied died. Jimmy Durrante's nose.
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She told me she knew how to feel.
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I know it.
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Where did you get that ridicules looking banana hammock?
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At the new upscale adult lingaree store at the mall?
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Oh, Frederick's of that's the one? Well, what on earth
do you hope to accomplish, Lucy?
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Apart from mispronouncing Jimmy Ranny's name, you failed to understand
that I am no longer one of the commoners. I'm
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In case you've forgotten, I am Dothan's most blood fast
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What?
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You wouldn't expect to find expensive cologne and a Budweiser bottle,
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Wow, good morning. This will make Shaw on the radio
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about time you started dating. Number six going out with
your friends? Huh, Hey want to borrow my new car.
Number five, No boy of mine is gonna play football?
Number four? How should I know what's wrong with your car?
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whatever he wants. Number three, Son, as long as you
live under my roof, you're gonna wear an earring.
Speaker 2 (24:20):
Number two.
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Why do you want to go? Get a job for it?
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I forget it.
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Why dad to the bone all week long? Let's play
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Let's meet Sarah, the daughter from Ringo, Georgia. Good morning, Sarah,
good morning, good morning, welcome and heard that Darren, Good morning, Darren.
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Jackie was saying back, I'm not sure if we've had
a daughter and a dad play worthy word before.
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I know a lot of sons and dads and moms
and daughters.
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All right, well, I'll take the daughter her dad.
Speaker 2 (26:19):
All right, Taylor, you got there kind of.
Speaker 4 (26:22):
Like my dad. So it's kind of like dad's daughters.
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Sorry, Dad and Taytor, relax me and Sarah. I will
go for the first thirty seconds. All right, Sarah, are
you ready?
Speaker 4 (26:38):
I am ready?
Speaker 1 (26:39):
Okay, start the clock now, pick up the phone, give
me a yeah, uh huh, you blank too much?
Speaker 2 (26:50):
Hang up talk? Yes, uh huh. Take a right at
the light, take a right hand yes, uh huh.
Speaker 1 (26:59):
Let's go out the blank ground in blank at recess.
You would go out in the blank.
Speaker 2 (27:04):
Ground play ground, yeah.
Speaker 1 (27:06):
Uh huh, don't walk do this, pick it up? Go
blank hurry no blank a marathon. Right, a girl, we
put a five on the board just like that.
Speaker 2 (27:19):
Dad, good work, Sarah, Well.
Speaker 4 (27:22):
And hide wait a minute there.
Speaker 1 (27:27):
Ry alright, five otie just round one ready, brand new
word and.
Speaker 4 (27:34):
Go pepper and blank salt? Yes, sit or get up
and you blank up for the anthem, stand up.
Speaker 2 (27:47):
Stand all right.
Speaker 4 (27:49):
The opposite of wind. You might uh this might they
might ship something in one of these a wooden blank. Yeah, hey,
uh do you blank Spanish? You blank it?
Speaker 1 (28:06):
Yeah, look at y'all putting the five on the board,
just like you're plan to tie up.
Speaker 2 (28:12):
Let's going around too.
Speaker 4 (28:14):
I said the word.
Speaker 2 (28:17):
All right, Sarah, are you ready?
Speaker 1 (28:20):
I'm ready? Okay, starting to clock. Now, water your gardens
so it will grow.
Speaker 2 (28:27):
Yes, uh huh. I don't like you. I blank you
marry me. I'm in what I'm in? Yes, uh huh?
Speaker 1 (28:35):
All right? Blank or selled on the stock market, don't
sell blank?
Speaker 2 (28:42):
Yes, uh huh? All right.
Speaker 1 (28:43):
This little thing has a turtle and you make soup.
Oh okay, this is something They live in the trees.
Speaker 2 (28:50):
Rats in trees. What are they?
Speaker 11 (28:52):
Cuirrel?
Speaker 2 (28:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (28:55):
Now, yone it.
Speaker 1 (28:56):
For some reason I blurted out turtle when I was
trying to do the shell thing.
Speaker 7 (29:01):
My bad, Sarah.
Speaker 2 (29:02):
We gave you pops one.
Speaker 1 (29:04):
So it is nine to six son three, will tie four,
will win it?
Speaker 2 (29:12):
Ready? Ready, Darren, Ready and go all right.
Speaker 4 (29:16):
This animal lives in Australia and it has a pouch
and it and it hops turn the road.
Speaker 11 (29:21):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (29:21):
You put your head down on this when you go
to sleep.
Speaker 7 (29:25):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (29:26):
Yep. This is a grove that you have fruits. Fruit trees.
They grow in this. They call it this orchard. Tie up,
you type you have to you have to type on
type on this or it's a you type it three,
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ties it up.
Speaker 2 (29:52):
We go to overtime. You can see Taylor just melting down.
Speaker 8 (30:00):
This game.
Speaker 7 (30:01):
All right?
Speaker 2 (30:02):
Dead, all right, Sarah. We got an extra fifteen seconds.
You and your dad all tied up. So what we're
gonna do fifteen seconds? All right, we're gonna win.
Speaker 1 (30:13):
He's gonna go quick. So let's see what we can do.
And we are picking up all that last one. Ready,
go like an organ or a piano, you play on this,
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Speaker 2 (30:27):
You type on this?
Speaker 7 (30:29):
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Speaker 5 (30:32):
No?
Speaker 2 (30:32):
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Speaker 3 (30:38):
Hill.
Speaker 2 (30:38):
Yes, all right, we.
Speaker 1 (30:40):
Put a two oh there and now Darren and Tator
two will force double overtime. Three will win.
Speaker 2 (30:50):
Are you ready, Marcia?
Speaker 6 (30:51):
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Speaker 4 (30:52):
Or are you ready?
Speaker 2 (30:52):
Are you ready? Darren?
Speaker 3 (30:53):
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Speaker 2 (30:54):
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Speaker 4 (30:57):
This is like nutmeg, but it's not it's a brown
like it. You put it on. There's rolls made out
of it. Yes, this is You can't have thunder without
a little of this. Yes, a witch will make this.
She'll stir it up and make a.
Speaker 2 (31:13):
Fail and we go to double over time.
Speaker 1 (31:20):
All ride, Sarah, give it another shot, baby, all right,
give me there's a reason we don't have all right,
this is the last time. If we don't get a winner,
then it ties up. Okay, all right, Sarah, here we go,
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start the clock now, love blank number nine loven what no, no,
no witches make this love blank.
Speaker 2 (31:58):
You give somebody this? Yes, all right? Out in the
watch you plan out in the watch guard and now
oh got it? One one on the board. And now
Darren and Taylor, if you get two, you will win. Darren,
are you ready? I'm ready and go? All right you.
Speaker 4 (32:22):
In baseball, there's the inn and the out, what yes,
this is uh you your little kids ride this? There
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Speaker 2 (32:35):
Try second more the wind yes, FENSI.
Speaker 4 (32:42):
Now go home now?
Speaker 2 (32:43):
Oh god about Sarah came. Sure that was a good game.
You always sure enjoyed. That is make up party.
Speaker 1 (32:56):
All right, sweets, we all hang on, we'll get there.
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