June 20, 2024 • 43 mins
Thursday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, we’ll run down the Top 10 Nicknames for Terry Hanson.. - Then we’ll let him mark time with his Sports Briefs.. - We’ll dust off a copy of Wife on the Bass Lake.. - Oliver tells us about his new hobby - Screwing with People.. - Doug Rice checks in with the latest NASCAR news.. - If you’re looking for a Summer Camp to scare your kids straight - we’ve got the latest on “Uncle Bella’s Summer Camp”.. - Hoy and the boys sing “A Couple of Beers” and “Summer Sucks..”
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He said, raf.
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father said, why's some feller travel that some of failure
traveling through He says, he said, hey needs a place
to stay from the nye.
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I said, hey can sleep in the bar.
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The daughter said perhaps he is hung grey, So she
prepared him to play the food and took it out
to the bar. About an hour later, her daughter come back,
clothing all messed up, straw in her hair.
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Right upstairs. She went to bed. Well, the farmer's wife
was very observant. She then went to down, suggested, well, baby,
the bed was thirsty, so she got a bottle of wide,
took it out to the bar, and she too. She
did return by the hour. Way she'd come back in
her clothing was askew. That means messed up too.
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Her old blouse is butting it correctly, her hair all
messed up. She also went straight up to the room
with the bed. Well next more the sun rise, the
man in the bar and got up, continued on his journey,
waved to the farmer as he left. When the daughter
woke up learned that the man was gone, she broke
into tears.
Speaker 14 (13:59):
How could he like but.
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Down saying goodbye?
Speaker 12 (14:02):
She asked in her cry, a little sweetish voice, we
made such a passionate love last night.
Speaker 3 (14:07):
What shouting to father Dursey angrily ran out.
Speaker 12 (14:10):
Of the house looking for the bed, who by now
was halfway up the bout farmer screamed up at him.
Speaker 4 (14:16):
I wote against you.
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You had your way with my daughter.
Speaker 12 (14:20):
When a man looked back down from the mountain side,
cupped his hand next to his mouth and yelled, lady, old.
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Lady, time I met you to borrow I'm gonna get
out of here.
Speaker 14 (14:32):
We got.
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Instid that you bret Rick ferend I listened to John Boyn.
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Billy is a big show, the big show, I tell
you the big show.
Speaker 4 (15:24):
Good morning. That's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 3 (15:26):
Yeah, go right here. We got the Billy Top ten
lists about hands and nicknames. Because our man Karen's more
reee hands and retired in twenty nineteen. We get them
off the couch every Wednesday morning. Let's they had a
Juneteenth Holiday yesterday. I hope you all got to rest
up on Jackie's People's Day.
Speaker 4 (15:44):
Yeah, how about some left the conca.
Speaker 3 (15:47):
Yeah yeah, Oh, I think I'm getting mixed up.
Speaker 15 (15:50):
Yeah my holiday.
Speaker 3 (15:53):
That's okay, that's guess yours yet. So anyway, so handsn't
coming to Special time minutes right now? Okay, lit'sten do
the special Top ten is.
Speaker 5 (16:04):
Today's top ten.
Speaker 11 (16:05):
The top ten Terry Hanson nicknames or Sci Fi Channel,
Monster Movie number ten, Grandpa Gator Oh number nine, Sharktopus
number eight, The Beast from East Saint Louis number seven,
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corn Dog, horn Dog number six, Leftysaurus Wrecks number five,
Hermes Nightmare number four, Twitchy Mctwitcherson number three, the speckled
perv number two, the giz Puller, and the number one
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Hanson nickname or monster movie SpongeBob.
Speaker 3 (16:59):
Nope, its.
Speaker 4 (17:09):
Good morning bike shows on the radio.
Speaker 3 (17:11):
Coming up, we'll play John Boyd Jeffardy for that big
old red Max Prize pig. Well, let's not take any
time away from my man, Terry Hanson. He retired in
twenty nineteen. I have convinced him to get off the
couch and join us once a week and it has
been a pleasure, buddy, Thank you so much for doing
that with us, Terry.
Speaker 5 (17:28):
I tell you what, guys, I am really enjoying this man.
Speaker 3 (17:31):
I am too. And you know, I've just loved the
stories that I've heard, but I've been hearing some ones
that I haven't heard knowing you all these years, So
thank you for that. Like so last week we talked
about you getting fired three times in one afternoon. When
is it turner? So today we flip the script on firing.
Maybe I should use the word terminating instead, sounds less harsh.
So I know you're a Saint Louis Cardinals fan and
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you had to terminate while in Atlanta, a hall of
Fame baseball pitcher. Now tell us about that.
Speaker 15 (18:00):
First of all, I've ever had to fire anybody. It's
no fun. If it doesn't hurt you, you're not doing
your job correctly.
Speaker 5 (18:06):
So it hurts.
Speaker 15 (18:07):
But I was a Cardinals fan, so I was age five,
and Bob Gibson came with the Cardinals when I was
twelve in nineteen fifty nine, a nine time All Star.
In nineteen sixty eight he was the MVP, and also
in sixty eight, his earner own average was one point
one two, to the point that Major League Baseball lowered
the mound because he became so dynamic and musual. And
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Bob Gibson, dam usual, were my heroes of all time.
In nineteen eighty four with the Braves, Joe Torrey gets
hired and suddenly I find myself in West Palm, Florida,
with Bob Gibson and Joe Tory and dal Maxville at
the bar. I mean, are you kidding me? I mean
it was unbelievable. And the one time I was at
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a game, some of my East Saint Louis boys came
in and I said to Joe, look, I had my
boys coming over to the hotel. I got a place
at Coledy Square if you get a chance to go, yeah, yea, yeah, okay, fine,
I take my boys back to the hotel. About forty
five minutes later, knock on the door. Cory Gibson Maxville
made me look like heroes to my pudde Okay, So
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I was hanging out with him.
Speaker 14 (19:12):
It was great.
Speaker 15 (19:13):
But in eighty three Ted called me to his office
and they go up there and Bob's sitting there. He goes,
try you know Gibby.
Speaker 3 (19:19):
I go, yeah.
Speaker 15 (19:20):
He said, do you know he played basketball for Creighton?
And I said, do you know he played for the
Hulem Groub Crotters, which he did. Ted said no really,
I said yeah. He said, listen to Braves owing some money.
I can't pay him, and I want you to hire
him to do some basketball for us. How many games
we got I said eight? He goes, is that all?
I said, yeah, okay, we'll pay him this. I won't
give you the figures. But he was getting paid eleven
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times more than Skip Carry. And I had to fire
a guy named Joe Dean before he ever started because
of Bob. And I said, Joe, listen, I'll pay you
you're just fired. You're not going to start. So I
don't want to go into any great detail. But Bob
Gibson was awful. I mean he was awful. And at
the end of the season, I said to Ted, look
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we got a terminating and Ted goes, what do you
mean we they hired him, it's your department. Take him lunch,
taking him to lunch and good luck. I called Tory
and I said, how should I handle this? He goes,
don't beat her on the bush, give it right to him,
and good luck. So here I go to lunch with
my hero of all time and we order had a
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place called Bobby and Tunes in the Land, and we order.
Said Bob, we got to make a move, man, And
I tell him. He looks at me, drops his menu,
stands up, walks out, didn't say another word. I had
to avoid him all the next year. That was okay.
So I go to the PGA tour and a guy
named Jim Zrake was the executive producer of the USA
Network and he said to me, Hey, I'm going to
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a fantasy camp next week and Bob is going to
be there. He said, oh yeah, so you know him right?
So yeah, he calls me back the next week, he said,
I talked to Bob. He said that Hanson is a blank.
So I had that going for me. So he died
in twenty twenty at age eighty four. Wo and to
this stage he's still my hero.
Speaker 3 (21:07):
How about that great store? Thanks Terr so much, buddy.
All right, so have you decided what we're gonna hear
about next week?
Speaker 5 (21:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 15 (21:14):
In fact, I've got a call today. I'm gonna talk
to the guy from Musco writing. You remember the people
who put the racetrack.
Speaker 3 (21:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 15 (21:20):
Absolutely, he did portable lights for me in football. It's
a great story. Oh yeah, talk to him today and
I'll talk about next week.
Speaker 3 (21:27):
Awesome, man, that's great. Can't wait for next week, buddy.
All right, Terr, have a great weekend, man, rest of
your week. We'll see you next time.
Speaker 4 (21:34):
Love you mean it, all right, Love you, buddy.
Speaker 3 (21:35):
And Terry's usual spot is Wednesday mornings at eight ten Eastern.
That's when he'll be back on next week. All right, Dan, Well,
let's play John Boy Jeminy. Just jump right in here
if we can. Due to a small budget, props used
on the original Star Trek series were often made from
ordinary household objects. In fact, doctor McCoy's futuristic medical scanner
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was actually one of these common kitchen eye them. What
is the carrot Peeler? What y'all got one?
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Eight hundred?
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Big show you told free Line, We played John Moore
Jeopardy Next, Good.
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Morning, It's to make Shaw on the radio.
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We rolled it through Thursday, June twentieth, first day of
summer time.
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What today's feature track? When it makes show?
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Bet box right in the Junior Nation band Summer Sucks.
That is just one of their summers. It'll make you
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let's play Yeah slive across America.
Speaker 16 (23:00):
It's John Boy, Jepany and now your hosts. His original
shows had a budget so small. The first Billy was
just a volleyball wearing Groucho Marx classes He's John Boy.
Speaker 3 (23:15):
The same was Wilson as I Hate Matt at a
Rocky Mount Virginia. Good morning, Matt, Good morning, playtime color
here alright, you have Matt, all right, Boddy first shot
at John Boydjebardy this morning Matt. You let me review
the question, those might just be joining us. We're talking
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about a small budget that Star Trek had starting out,
and props used on the original Star Trek series were
often made from ordinary household objects, and in fact, doctor
McCoy's futuristic medical scanner was actually one of these common
kitchen items. What you're thinking, Matt.
Speaker 4 (23:57):
Always, I remember hearing it before and they was a shaker.
Speaker 8 (24:01):
You say salt shaker, and you are right, what, Matt,
do you know what kind of salt shakers?
Speaker 4 (24:14):
Specific?
Speaker 5 (24:16):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (24:17):
Oh, I think it was the old glass ones glass.
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Randy actually knows this. Don't blame him. Google has kind
of gone downhill.
Speaker 3 (24:26):
Since the.
Speaker 16 (24:30):
Yeah, they were actually from Sweden. They were a collector
set and they had there was a collection of nine
of them, and Gene Roddenberry saw him and.
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Said, that's our medical devices.
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So all of the magical medical devices in the Sick
were Matt.
Speaker 3 (24:50):
Knew that he remembered before work.
Speaker 14 (24:53):
Matt, I think my local doctor does the same thing.
Speaker 3 (24:57):
Well, since she got that Obama hillthcare. Yeah, oh man,
good work down Bardy. You hang on, Jack, you hook
you up with a big old red Bax prize. Fag
I thank you, read you says something about about Google.
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Google has turned on the artificial intelligence, and their search
results are just gone to hell as far as I'm concerned,
I mean, you get a lot of stuff that's not.
Speaker 3 (25:24):
What Google has gone to to a I it wasn't.
I think they.
Speaker 16 (25:29):
Turned it on before it was ready for prime time.
Speaker 3 (25:31):
Okay, they're gonna.
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Have to dial it back until we get it straight down.
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Yeah that's crazy. Good that is to make John boydche
have any more interesting? Like, like you say, if Google
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lost his mind. His wife at the fast lad. You
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are with me so far that eager for action? Oh
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full tank of gas. The trouble was about to hed
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Jordanaires on.
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Him.
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Speaker 3 (31:00):
If there's morning big shows on a radio, here is Oliver.
Speaker 1 (31:07):
Well, well, well it's quite a world we live in nowadays,
isn't it. One of the biggest problems is you don't
have any disposable income. After high prices at the grocery store,
gas pump, and taxes, there's not much left for entertainment.
Speaker 4 (31:25):
So what can you do?
Speaker 1 (31:27):
Well, like anything else in this world, you gotta make do.
Take your amusement to a new level and.
Speaker 4 (31:32):
Do what I do. Screw with people.
Speaker 1 (31:35):
Oh boy, let me preach on it. It's really pretty
simple if you think about it. Just use your imagination.
The world is full of thin skinned idiots and humorless turns,
just begging to get the proverbial wet end of the stick.
That's your palette. So let's get painting.
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Shall we.
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Go to a college campus in a Bernie Sanders mask
and yell, get a freaking job, you losers, We're running
out of money to give you. Start an argument with
a flat earther. Now, if you don't know anything about
earth science, it's okay. They don't either. Go to a
vegan restaurant and order steak. When they offer you plant
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based options, remind them that cowsy grass, so steak is
plant based. Go on Facebook and every time someone posts
a picture of their mother or daughter. Comment I'd hit that.
Eventually you're going to run into someone wearing a Twope,
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don't say anything, just stare. Follow them all over and
just stare. A furrowed brow and open mouth really adds
to the effect. And once and only once, reach out
like you're going to touch it. Go to a retirement
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community and glue quarters to the sidewalk.
Speaker 4 (33:08):
Tip of the fedora to Rayford.
Speaker 1 (33:12):
Wander onto a construction site wearing an ice hat and
watch them scramble. And if someone asks to see your credentials,
just tell them you're there to deliver ice ps.
Speaker 4 (33:22):
If you do do this, be sure to take some
ice with you.
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Find a place that allows whoever to use whichever bathroom
they want. Then take pictures of gender accurate peepeas and
wee weez on the bathroom door stand back, and when
someone tries to go in the wrong one, just go ah.
Get a stack of I'm a fool for fossil fuel
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bumper stickers and put them on priuses and teslas.
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Irritate people by misusing idioms.
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Man, this was a blessing in the skies. Or don't
take it for granted, or my favorite the statue of limitations.
Go to Starbucks and when they ask for your order,
just say, is there anyone here without piercings and tattoos
that could wait on me?
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Spoiler, there won't be.
Speaker 1 (34:25):
When you go to the store's deli counter, whisper to
the server which one tastes the most like human flesh,
like you've never wondered.
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Shut up.
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When someone asked you if you know what time it is,
say yes and walk away. When you're at a sporting
event and your team scores, turn to the person next
to you and say high five, but don't put your
hand up. If any of your friends have one of
those automatic spray air freshness, put a lit handle in
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front of it. Every nine minutes a fireball will shoot
across the wind. And my favorite stand in front of
a victorious secret and when a big girl tries to
end to just put your hand up and say, hah.
Speaker 4 (35:18):
There you go.
Speaker 1 (35:19):
A little start a kit for some of fun, but
just a disclaimer, some of these might get your ass kicked.
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Big girls be shopping.
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Hey, this is Greg Warren. Do you even want to
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sit here and you listen to John Boy and Billy
on the Big Show. The show ain't that big son,
Bigfoot's Big.
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Good Mornings to make Shaw on the radio, promps and
tall what national days? Don't I'm a bumper band shorts.
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Let's try uh It's National Hike with a Geek Day
or take Randia National Inclusion, Amman Day Round Crusty Cake,
National American Eagle Day, National ice Cream Sodaday, National Seashell Day,
National Vanilla Milkshake Day. We know what your milkshake does
there and summer begins today.
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on track with Doug Rice boys back from Iowa. We
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are getting ready to go to New Hampshire, and we
got mister Rice on the line with us.
Speaker 14 (37:29):
Good morning Doug, Good morning John Boy, glad to be here.
Speaker 3 (37:33):
And so good to have you buddy.
Speaker 4 (37:35):
So yeah, there, he's just tell me.
Speaker 3 (37:37):
I've thought I saw racing in Iowa before, but it
wasn't a Cup Series. First race for the Cup Series
last Sunday.
Speaker 10 (37:44):
Yeah, they've been racing there on and off since the
early two thousands, but this is the first time the
Cup Series got there, and by all measure, it was.
Speaker 14 (37:52):
Arousing success the pace.
Speaker 10 (37:54):
The place was sold out practically on Saturday for the
Infinity race in Sunday. I don't know shoehorned another person
in there. The race was really entertaining, lots of cautions,
lots of drama, and a popular winner. When Ryan Blaney
gets back to victory.
Speaker 4 (38:09):
Lane, well, Doug, I gotta give you kudos.
Speaker 3 (38:12):
At the end of our visits every week, I ask
you who's up put on my fantasy team for racing.
Speaker 4 (38:18):
Before we left last Thursday, you.
Speaker 3 (38:20):
Said Blaney and Logano I didn't get to turn the
race on till eighty four laps to go. Blaney and
Logano was running one and two, and I said that, Douggie,
Well he gets aript.
Speaker 5 (38:36):
Agree.
Speaker 14 (38:36):
I get the clip before they actually race. I wish
I had that kind of luck, but I'm glad you do.
I'm happy for you. Being happy.
Speaker 3 (38:45):
Thank you. That's awesome. So Blaney's first win of the year.
Speaker 10 (38:49):
Then, yeah, the defending champion had to wait till Well
passed halfway to get.
Speaker 14 (38:54):
A w he was going to get in the playoffs anyway.
Speaker 10 (38:56):
But that that means we've had ten winners, six open
spots for people running and well up in the points
now that could make it into the playoffs.
Speaker 3 (39:08):
And another forward too, Ryan driving that number twelve Ford
And ever since they broke through a Darlington with Kyle
Larson us one, two, three, four wins from Ford, they
pulled up.
Speaker 10 (39:20):
Keslowski has won this year Austin sindric one kind of
when blame he lost. Uh, Logano won the All Star
Race and now we've got Blandie back and Victor Lane.
So uh, the Ford camp looks a lot stronger this
year right now than they did two months ago.
Speaker 14 (39:38):
Much ago, I think everybody giving up up for lost, but.
Speaker 10 (39:41):
That's why you don't stop. And they kept tweaking on
these cars and getting them faster, and I think we
might get a four or two in the playoffs now
and a month ago I didn't think that was gonna
be a case.
Speaker 3 (39:52):
So past champions below the cut line. You're looking at Doug.
Speaker 10 (39:56):
Well, that's Joey Logano. He's minus six the top sixteen.
If you don't have a win, you get in on
points that way. Seventeenth car right now is Joey Logano.
He's minus six below the line. So that's a couple
of positions against somebody else in the next race.
Speaker 14 (40:12):
He could easily be back up there.
Speaker 10 (40:14):
The one that really has my eye is Kyle Busch.
He's trying to win for twenty years in a row.
He's not done that now. If he wins, he'll automatically
make the playoffs. But he's thirty one points below and
the time is ticking down.
Speaker 14 (40:28):
So if Kyle.
Speaker 10 (40:30):
Busch wants to make a movie, he needs to do
so now because they're in a little bit of a
hot water right now. And you can just sense it
every time he gets interviewed. He's not even as mad
as he used to be.
Speaker 14 (40:40):
And that bothers me a little bit.
Speaker 3 (40:41):
Wow. And now the old gun is getting set to retire.
Speaker 10 (40:48):
Yeah, one of the graybeards is going to hang it up.
Seems to be a lot of that going around. Mark
Truex Junior, who people have speculated for the last three
years he was going to retire, and he announced it
last week that this is, indeed is his final season
quote unquote full time, so don't be surprised if he
shows up some you know, one off races. Denny Hamlin
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has already offered him a car for the Daytona five
hundred next year if he wants to come back that quick.
That's not much of a retirement. I'm retiring in November. Oh,
by the way, I'll be back in February racing.
Speaker 14 (41:23):
He's earned the opportunity to do what he wants to do.
Speaker 4 (41:25):
That's it.
Speaker 3 (41:26):
And Doug be going up to New Hampshire, gonna be
racing Sunday.
Speaker 14 (41:32):
Sunday the Magic Miles the USA today three oh one.
Speaker 10 (41:37):
They'll be racing there. Famous for a lot of things
up there. They love their New England cuisine and that's
why the winning.
Speaker 14 (41:45):
Driver gets a live lobster.
Speaker 10 (41:49):
Endic de Lane, usually like one hundred and fifty year
old crustacean. I think it's kind of kind of sad
for me to live to be a century year old
and they give you to some guy that wins an automobile.
Speaker 14 (42:00):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (42:00):
I don't know if I'm liking that that's my favorite drophy.
Speaker 3 (42:03):
I would love to have one of him, lobster. That'd
be awesome.
Speaker 16 (42:10):
Okay, an owner, you could do it.
Speaker 4 (42:15):
Oh no, I tried that.
Speaker 3 (42:16):
It doesn't work, so all right, dougs. So give me
some people on New Hampshire this weekend.
Speaker 10 (42:21):
Well, the one guy that has a phobia the lobsters
is pretty good up there, and that's Denny Hamlin.
Speaker 4 (42:26):
Denny Hamler's afraid of lobsters.
Speaker 14 (42:28):
Is definitely.
Speaker 10 (42:31):
Condition for that, so you know, and he's wanted up
there a few times.
Speaker 14 (42:36):
And if you go back and look at the pictures,
he is.
Speaker 10 (42:39):
Mortified holding that thing up, absolutely just petrified. It's like
it's like Denny Hamlin's personal kryptonite. But I think he
may be really good there. This might be a weekend
where Chris Busher and his forward could get to Victory Land.
I could see him being very stout, and Joey Logano
race as well there. That's where its first race and
(43:01):
he needs to win one, so both of those guys
need to win. Maybe from the Ford camp. I'm liking
Chris Busher and Joey Logano and the toyotas, Denny Hamlin and.
Speaker 14 (43:11):
Truex races really well up there. I think it's one
of like the seven tracks that he calls his home track.
Speaker 3 (43:16):
So all right, goode work, thank you very much. You
got damned down. If Hamlin does win, offer him some
money for that lobster and I'll pay you back when
you get here. Yes, you work to deal with Denny.
Thank you. Doug travels, Saint Bunny, take care all right,
see you next week and follow Doug on X at
Riceman sixty one. All right, y'all, let's play Beat the Blonde.
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Clean my hizl?
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I mean, hey, Jacket.
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Honestly, since they I helped had a fellow come into church.
Office of the day, said his name was Maurice Weaver.
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He said, raf.
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Mold dog Charlie died. I said, I'm sorry to hear that.
He says, yeah, fifteen years old, just like one of
the family. We even bought him a plot over at
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I'm not sure I can preach a funeral for a dog,
but I'll tell you what those one of them Unitarian
churches down the road.
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Hear them Unitarians are?
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They believe pretty much the thing. I imagine they'd be
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Say yeah, yeah, okay, I won't tell you, ben, I said,
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He had no word to sleep well. He went up
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Farmer's daughter come down bumpstairs, said father.
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He was that bad Go with Dave.
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I said, hey can sleep in the bar.
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The daughter said perhaps he is hung grey, So she
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clothing all messed up, straw in her hair.
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Right upstairs. She went to bed. Well, the farmer's wife
was very observant. She then went to down, suggested, well, baby,
the bed was thirsty, so she got a bottle of wide,
took it out to the bar, and she too. She
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Her old blouse is butting it correctly, her hair all
messed up. She also went straight up to the room
with the bed. Well next more the sun rise, the
man in the bar and got up, continued on his journey,
waved to the farmer as he left. When the daughter
woke up learned that the man was gone, she broke
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How could he like but.
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Down saying goodbye?
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What shouting to father Dursey angrily ran out.
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Of the house looking for the bed, who by now
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I wote against you.
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You had your way with my daughter.
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We got.
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Good morning. That's a big show on the radio.
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Yeah, go right here. We got the Billy Top ten
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reee hands and retired in twenty nineteen. We get them
off the couch every Wednesday morning. Let's they had a
Juneteenth Holiday yesterday. I hope you all got to rest
up on Jackie's People's Day.
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Yeah, how about some left the conca.
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Yeah yeah, Oh, I think I'm getting mixed up.
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That's okay, that's guess yours yet. So anyway, so handsn't
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the special Top ten is.
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Today's top ten.
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The top ten Terry Hanson nicknames or Sci Fi Channel,
Monster Movie number ten, Grandpa Gator Oh number nine, Sharktopus
number eight, The Beast from East Saint Louis number seven,
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corn Dog, horn Dog number six, Leftysaurus Wrecks number five,
Hermes Nightmare number four, Twitchy Mctwitcherson number three, the speckled
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Hanson nickname or monster movie SpongeBob.
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Good morning bike shows on the radio.
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Coming up, we'll play John Boyd Jeffardy for that big
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time away from my man, Terry Hanson. He retired in
twenty nineteen. I have convinced him to get off the
couch and join us once a week and it has
been a pleasure, buddy, Thank you so much for doing
that with us, Terry.
Speaker 5 (17:28):
I tell you what, guys, I am really enjoying this man.
Speaker 3 (17:31):
I am too. And you know, I've just loved the
stories that I've heard, but I've been hearing some ones
that I haven't heard knowing you all these years, So
thank you for that. Like so last week we talked
about you getting fired three times in one afternoon. When
is it turner? So today we flip the script on firing.
Maybe I should use the word terminating instead, sounds less harsh.
So I know you're a Saint Louis Cardinals fan and
(17:53):
you had to terminate while in Atlanta, a hall of
Fame baseball pitcher. Now tell us about that.
Speaker 15 (18:00):
First of all, I've ever had to fire anybody. It's
no fun. If it doesn't hurt you, you're not doing
your job correctly.
Speaker 5 (18:06):
So it hurts.
Speaker 15 (18:07):
But I was a Cardinals fan, so I was age five,
and Bob Gibson came with the Cardinals when I was
twelve in nineteen fifty nine, a nine time All Star.
In nineteen sixty eight he was the MVP, and also
in sixty eight, his earner own average was one point
one two, to the point that Major League Baseball lowered
the mound because he became so dynamic and musual. And
(18:30):
Bob Gibson, dam usual, were my heroes of all time.
In nineteen eighty four with the Braves, Joe Torrey gets
hired and suddenly I find myself in West Palm, Florida,
with Bob Gibson and Joe Tory and dal Maxville at
the bar. I mean, are you kidding me? I mean
it was unbelievable. And the one time I was at
(18:50):
a game, some of my East Saint Louis boys came
in and I said to Joe, look, I had my
boys coming over to the hotel. I got a place
at Coledy Square if you get a chance to go, yeah, yea, yeah, okay, fine,
I take my boys back to the hotel. About forty
five minutes later, knock on the door. Cory Gibson Maxville
made me look like heroes to my pudde Okay, So
(19:11):
I was hanging out with him.
Speaker 14 (19:12):
It was great.
Speaker 15 (19:13):
But in eighty three Ted called me to his office
and they go up there and Bob's sitting there. He goes,
try you know Gibby.
Speaker 3 (19:19):
I go, yeah.
Speaker 15 (19:20):
He said, do you know he played basketball for Creighton?
And I said, do you know he played for the
Hulem Groub Crotters, which he did. Ted said no really,
I said yeah. He said, listen to Braves owing some money.
I can't pay him, and I want you to hire
him to do some basketball for us. How many games
we got I said eight? He goes, is that all?
I said, yeah, okay, we'll pay him this. I won't
give you the figures. But he was getting paid eleven
(19:42):
times more than Skip Carry. And I had to fire
a guy named Joe Dean before he ever started because
of Bob. And I said, Joe, listen, I'll pay you
you're just fired. You're not going to start. So I
don't want to go into any great detail. But Bob
Gibson was awful. I mean he was awful. And at
the end of the season, I said to Ted, look
(20:04):
we got a terminating and Ted goes, what do you
mean we they hired him, it's your department. Take him lunch,
taking him to lunch and good luck. I called Tory
and I said, how should I handle this? He goes,
don't beat her on the bush, give it right to him,
and good luck. So here I go to lunch with
my hero of all time and we order had a
(20:26):
place called Bobby and Tunes in the Land, and we order.
Said Bob, we got to make a move, man, And
I tell him. He looks at me, drops his menu,
stands up, walks out, didn't say another word. I had
to avoid him all the next year. That was okay.
So I go to the PGA tour and a guy
named Jim Zrake was the executive producer of the USA
Network and he said to me, Hey, I'm going to
(20:48):
a fantasy camp next week and Bob is going to
be there. He said, oh yeah, so you know him right?
So yeah, he calls me back the next week, he said,
I talked to Bob. He said that Hanson is a blank.
So I had that going for me. So he died
in twenty twenty at age eighty four. Wo and to
this stage he's still my hero.
Speaker 3 (21:07):
How about that great store? Thanks Terr so much, buddy.
All right, so have you decided what we're gonna hear
about next week?
Speaker 5 (21:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 15 (21:14):
In fact, I've got a call today. I'm gonna talk
to the guy from Musco writing. You remember the people
who put the racetrack.
Speaker 3 (21:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 15 (21:20):
Absolutely, he did portable lights for me in football. It's
a great story. Oh yeah, talk to him today and
I'll talk about next week.
Speaker 3 (21:27):
Awesome, man, that's great. Can't wait for next week, buddy.
All right, Terr, have a great weekend, man, rest of
your week. We'll see you next time.
Speaker 4 (21:34):
Love you mean it, all right, Love you, buddy.
Speaker 3 (21:35):
And Terry's usual spot is Wednesday mornings at eight ten Eastern.
That's when he'll be back on next week. All right, Dan, Well,
let's play John Boy Jeminy. Just jump right in here
if we can. Due to a small budget, props used
on the original Star Trek series were often made from
ordinary household objects. In fact, doctor McCoy's futuristic medical scanner
(21:57):
was actually one of these common kitchen eye them. What
is the carrot Peeler? What y'all got one?
Speaker 2 (22:06):
Eight hundred?
Speaker 3 (22:06):
Big show you told free Line, We played John Moore
Jeopardy Next, Good.
Speaker 4 (22:35):
Morning, It's to make Shaw on the radio.
Speaker 3 (22:37):
We rolled it through Thursday, June twentieth, first day of
summer time.
Speaker 4 (22:41):
What today's feature track? When it makes show?
Speaker 3 (22:43):
Bet box right in the Junior Nation band Summer Sucks.
That is just one of their summers. It'll make you
feel better about yours, sir, takeny words, Summer Sucks. Hit
the bet box head to makeshow dot com. Here right now,
let's play Yeah slive across America.
Speaker 16 (23:00):
It's John Boy, Jepany and now your hosts. His original
shows had a budget so small. The first Billy was
just a volleyball wearing Groucho Marx classes He's John Boy.
Speaker 3 (23:15):
The same was Wilson as I Hate Matt at a
Rocky Mount Virginia. Good morning, Matt, Good morning, playtime color
here alright, you have Matt, all right, Boddy first shot
at John Boydjebardy this morning Matt. You let me review
the question, those might just be joining us. We're talking
(23:36):
about a small budget that Star Trek had starting out,
and props used on the original Star Trek series were
often made from ordinary household objects, and in fact, doctor
McCoy's futuristic medical scanner was actually one of these common
kitchen items. What you're thinking, Matt.
Speaker 4 (23:57):
Always, I remember hearing it before and they was a shaker.
Speaker 8 (24:01):
You say salt shaker, and you are right, what, Matt,
do you know what kind of salt shakers?
Speaker 4 (24:14):
Specific?
Speaker 5 (24:16):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (24:17):
Oh, I think it was the old glass ones glass.
Speaker 16 (24:22):
Randy actually knows this. Don't blame him. Google has kind
of gone downhill.
Speaker 3 (24:26):
Since the.
Speaker 16 (24:30):
Yeah, they were actually from Sweden. They were a collector
set and they had there was a collection of nine
of them, and Gene Roddenberry saw him and.
Speaker 3 (24:43):
Said, that's our medical devices.
Speaker 16 (24:45):
So all of the magical medical devices in the Sick
were Matt.
Speaker 3 (24:50):
Knew that he remembered before work.
Speaker 14 (24:53):
Matt, I think my local doctor does the same thing.
Speaker 3 (24:57):
Well, since she got that Obama hillthcare. Yeah, oh man,
good work down Bardy. You hang on, Jack, you hook
you up with a big old red Bax prize. Fag
I thank you, read you says something about about Google.
Speaker 16 (25:16):
Google has turned on the artificial intelligence, and their search
results are just gone to hell as far as I'm concerned,
I mean, you get a lot of stuff that's not.
Speaker 3 (25:24):
What Google has gone to to a I it wasn't.
I think they.
Speaker 16 (25:29):
Turned it on before it was ready for prime time.
Speaker 3 (25:31):
Okay, they're gonna.
Speaker 4 (25:32):
Have to dial it back until we get it straight down.
Speaker 3 (25:34):
Yeah that's crazy. Good that is to make John boydche
have any more interesting? Like, like you say, if Google
will mess them up? Yeah, I got that's crazy. Let's
keep giving, don't worry. Good morning, Happy first day of summer.
Speaker 4 (26:24):
The big show on the radio.
Speaker 3 (26:27):
Bit Box selection from Hot Summer Suns. I had my
fit downer too much more? What about let's have this
hoyt in the Boy's Summer song. See if it turns
out any better?
Speaker 5 (26:39):
Turn it up fun anyway, Ladies and gentlemen. The Junior
Nation Man presents a tale of real life stupidity based
on a good friend of ours. It ain't real happy.
We wrote this song.
Speaker 17 (26:54):
Girds like this.
Speaker 5 (26:56):
He was a white headed man. He was frequent with
Tipsie and his wife was a show enough dish. One
day she said, you should let me go with you
the next time you go after flesh. She was a
nasty little number who was nicely equipped. She was thoroughly smoking.
(27:19):
He was thoroughly whipped. They put the boat on the
trailer and they drove to the lead. He was about
to find out he made a giant mistake. He had
his wife at the fast laid. Thank you, must have
lost his mind. His wife at the fast lad. You
(27:39):
are with me so far that eager for action? Oh
what a parent. He was fixing the fish, she was
fixing her hair, had a garden of instance and a
full tank of gas. The trouble was about to hed
(28:00):
a moffic to pass after Marina. They had White the
Crown at that rady little beer joint where it gets
a little loud. It was eight in the morning when
they started to drink. He should have known it was
a bad idea. I have your wife at the bass lad.
(28:20):
I have to make you lose your mind. Why that
the fast laid? Why about the bass lad?
Speaker 17 (28:29):
Man idea?
Speaker 5 (28:30):
Every time wife at the fast lad? How about a
hand for a special guests? Back up vocalists the Michael.
Speaker 17 (28:41):
Jordanaires on.
Speaker 14 (28:59):
Him.
Speaker 5 (29:07):
By nine o'clock they had a beer twelve and his
wife started feeling kind of full of herself. She said,
you are one drug son of a buck. So you
watched the trailer and let me drive the truck. So
she lined up the mirror, stepped on the gas. She
(29:28):
hit him with the trailer and he fell right on
his head. They went straight down the boat ram just
like he taught her. But the boat, truck and trailer
alway ride in the water. They went right in the
bass laid. That truck will never be in the same
right in the bass lady, right in the fast laid.
(29:50):
They wait until the record came right in the bass
lad and there you have it, ladies and gentlemen, exactly.
The wind went down. And when I say went down,
I mean to the bottom of the water, at the
bottom of the boatgram. By the way, Record Services provided
(30:10):
my woint in Delbrit's House of Bondo. Maybe we have
the next dance dents you didn't get some fun. Check
us out online at House of Bondo dot com. Please
type carefully. There's a lot of weird stuff out there
on the computer. Not good.
Speaker 3 (31:00):
If there's morning big shows on a radio, here is Oliver.
Speaker 1 (31:07):
Well, well, well it's quite a world we live in nowadays,
isn't it. One of the biggest problems is you don't
have any disposable income. After high prices at the grocery store,
gas pump, and taxes, there's not much left for entertainment.
Speaker 4 (31:25):
So what can you do?
Speaker 1 (31:27):
Well, like anything else in this world, you gotta make do.
Take your amusement to a new level and.
Speaker 4 (31:32):
Do what I do. Screw with people.
Speaker 1 (31:35):
Oh boy, let me preach on it. It's really pretty
simple if you think about it. Just use your imagination.
The world is full of thin skinned idiots and humorless turns,
just begging to get the proverbial wet end of the stick.
That's your palette. So let's get painting.
Speaker 4 (31:54):
Shall we.
Speaker 1 (31:56):
Go to a college campus in a Bernie Sanders mask
and yell, get a freaking job, you losers, We're running
out of money to give you. Start an argument with
a flat earther. Now, if you don't know anything about
earth science, it's okay. They don't either. Go to a
vegan restaurant and order steak. When they offer you plant
(32:19):
based options, remind them that cowsy grass, so steak is
plant based. Go on Facebook and every time someone posts
a picture of their mother or daughter. Comment I'd hit that.
Eventually you're going to run into someone wearing a Twope,
(32:41):
don't say anything, just stare. Follow them all over and
just stare. A furrowed brow and open mouth really adds
to the effect. And once and only once, reach out
like you're going to touch it. Go to a retirement
(33:03):
community and glue quarters to the sidewalk.
Speaker 4 (33:08):
Tip of the fedora to Rayford.
Speaker 1 (33:12):
Wander onto a construction site wearing an ice hat and
watch them scramble. And if someone asks to see your credentials,
just tell them you're there to deliver ice ps.
Speaker 4 (33:22):
If you do do this, be sure to take some
ice with you.
Speaker 1 (33:28):
Find a place that allows whoever to use whichever bathroom
they want. Then take pictures of gender accurate peepeas and
wee weez on the bathroom door stand back, and when
someone tries to go in the wrong one, just go ah.
Get a stack of I'm a fool for fossil fuel
(33:50):
bumper stickers and put them on priuses and teslas.
Speaker 4 (33:57):
Irritate people by misusing idioms.
Speaker 1 (34:00):
Man, this was a blessing in the skies. Or don't
take it for granted, or my favorite the statue of limitations.
Go to Starbucks and when they ask for your order,
just say, is there anyone here without piercings and tattoos
that could wait on me?
Speaker 4 (34:20):
Spoiler, there won't be.
Speaker 1 (34:25):
When you go to the store's deli counter, whisper to
the server which one tastes the most like human flesh,
like you've never wondered.
Speaker 14 (34:36):
Shut up.
Speaker 1 (34:39):
When someone asked you if you know what time it is,
say yes and walk away. When you're at a sporting
event and your team scores, turn to the person next
to you and say high five, but don't put your
hand up. If any of your friends have one of
those automatic spray air freshness, put a lit handle in
(35:00):
front of it. Every nine minutes a fireball will shoot
across the wind. And my favorite stand in front of
a victorious secret and when a big girl tries to
end to just put your hand up and say, hah.
Speaker 4 (35:18):
There you go.
Speaker 1 (35:19):
A little start a kit for some of fun, but
just a disclaimer, some of these might get your ass kicked.
Speaker 4 (35:28):
Big girls be shopping.
Speaker 18 (35:41):
Hey, this is Greg Warren. Do you even want to
find bigfoot son? Because you don't act like it. You
sit here and you listen to John Boy and Billy
on the Big Show. The show ain't that big son,
Bigfoot's Big.
Speaker 3 (36:23):
Good Mornings to make Shaw on the radio, promps and
tall what national days? Don't I'm a bumper band shorts.
Speaker 19 (36:28):
Let's try uh It's National Hike with a Geek Day
or take Randia National Inclusion, Amman Day Round Crusty Cake,
National American Eagle Day, National ice Cream Sodaday, National Seashell Day,
National Vanilla Milkshake Day. We know what your milkshake does
there and summer begins today.
Speaker 20 (36:52):
Inventually commit nine good morning Big shows on the radio.
Speaker 3 (37:04):
Coming up, we played Beating the Blonde. Winner agains a
mount out of pickles. Prize back including mount Olive hat,
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on track with Doug Rice boys back from Iowa. We
(37:24):
are getting ready to go to New Hampshire, and we
got mister Rice on the line with us.
Speaker 14 (37:29):
Good morning Doug, Good morning John Boy, glad to be here.
Speaker 3 (37:33):
And so good to have you buddy.
Speaker 4 (37:35):
So yeah, there, he's just tell me.
Speaker 3 (37:37):
I've thought I saw racing in Iowa before, but it
wasn't a Cup Series. First race for the Cup Series
last Sunday.
Speaker 10 (37:44):
Yeah, they've been racing there on and off since the
early two thousands, but this is the first time the
Cup Series got there, and by all measure, it was.
Speaker 14 (37:52):
Arousing success the pace.
Speaker 10 (37:54):
The place was sold out practically on Saturday for the
Infinity race in Sunday. I don't know shoehorned another person
in there. The race was really entertaining, lots of cautions,
lots of drama, and a popular winner. When Ryan Blaney
gets back to victory.
Speaker 4 (38:09):
Lane, well, Doug, I gotta give you kudos.
Speaker 3 (38:12):
At the end of our visits every week, I ask
you who's up put on my fantasy team for racing.
Speaker 4 (38:18):
Before we left last Thursday, you.
Speaker 3 (38:20):
Said Blaney and Logano I didn't get to turn the
race on till eighty four laps to go. Blaney and
Logano was running one and two, and I said that, Douggie,
Well he gets aript.
Speaker 5 (38:36):
Agree.
Speaker 14 (38:36):
I get the clip before they actually race. I wish
I had that kind of luck, but I'm glad you do.
I'm happy for you. Being happy.
Speaker 3 (38:45):
Thank you. That's awesome. So Blaney's first win of the year.
Speaker 10 (38:49):
Then, yeah, the defending champion had to wait till Well
passed halfway to get.
Speaker 14 (38:54):
A w he was going to get in the playoffs anyway.
Speaker 10 (38:56):
But that that means we've had ten winners, six open
spots for people running and well up in the points
now that could make it into the playoffs.
Speaker 3 (39:08):
And another forward too, Ryan driving that number twelve Ford
And ever since they broke through a Darlington with Kyle
Larson us one, two, three, four wins from Ford, they
pulled up.
Speaker 10 (39:20):
Keslowski has won this year Austin sindric one kind of
when blame he lost. Uh, Logano won the All Star
Race and now we've got Blandie back and Victor Lane.
So uh, the Ford camp looks a lot stronger this
year right now than they did two months ago.
Speaker 14 (39:38):
Much ago, I think everybody giving up up for lost, but.
Speaker 10 (39:41):
That's why you don't stop. And they kept tweaking on
these cars and getting them faster, and I think we
might get a four or two in the playoffs now
and a month ago I didn't think that was gonna
be a case.
Speaker 3 (39:52):
So past champions below the cut line. You're looking at Doug.
Speaker 10 (39:56):
Well, that's Joey Logano. He's minus six the top sixteen.
If you don't have a win, you get in on
points that way. Seventeenth car right now is Joey Logano.
He's minus six below the line. So that's a couple
of positions against somebody else in the next race.
Speaker 14 (40:12):
He could easily be back up there.
Speaker 10 (40:14):
The one that really has my eye is Kyle Busch.
He's trying to win for twenty years in a row.
He's not done that now. If he wins, he'll automatically
make the playoffs. But he's thirty one points below and
the time is ticking down.
Speaker 14 (40:28):
So if Kyle.
Speaker 10 (40:30):
Busch wants to make a movie, he needs to do
so now because they're in a little bit of a
hot water right now. And you can just sense it
every time he gets interviewed. He's not even as mad
as he used to be.
Speaker 14 (40:40):
And that bothers me a little bit.
Speaker 3 (40:41):
Wow. And now the old gun is getting set to retire.
Speaker 10 (40:48):
Yeah, one of the graybeards is going to hang it up.
Seems to be a lot of that going around. Mark
Truex Junior, who people have speculated for the last three
years he was going to retire, and he announced it
last week that this is, indeed is his final season
quote unquote full time, so don't be surprised if he
shows up some you know, one off races. Denny Hamlin
(41:11):
has already offered him a car for the Daytona five
hundred next year if he wants to come back that quick.
That's not much of a retirement. I'm retiring in November. Oh,
by the way, I'll be back in February racing.
Speaker 14 (41:23):
He's earned the opportunity to do what he wants to do.
Speaker 4 (41:25):
That's it.
Speaker 3 (41:26):
And Doug be going up to New Hampshire, gonna be
racing Sunday.
Speaker 14 (41:32):
Sunday the Magic Miles the USA today three oh one.
Speaker 10 (41:37):
They'll be racing there. Famous for a lot of things
up there. They love their New England cuisine and that's
why the winning.
Speaker 14 (41:45):
Driver gets a live lobster.
Speaker 10 (41:49):
Endic de Lane, usually like one hundred and fifty year
old crustacean. I think it's kind of kind of sad
for me to live to be a century year old
and they give you to some guy that wins an automobile.
Speaker 14 (42:00):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (42:00):
I don't know if I'm liking that that's my favorite drophy.
Speaker 3 (42:03):
I would love to have one of him, lobster. That'd
be awesome.
Speaker 16 (42:10):
Okay, an owner, you could do it.
Speaker 4 (42:15):
Oh no, I tried that.
Speaker 3 (42:16):
It doesn't work, so all right, dougs. So give me
some people on New Hampshire this weekend.
Speaker 10 (42:21):
Well, the one guy that has a phobia the lobsters
is pretty good up there, and that's Denny Hamlin.
Speaker 4 (42:26):
Denny Hamler's afraid of lobsters.
Speaker 14 (42:28):
Is definitely.
Speaker 10 (42:31):
Condition for that, so you know, and he's wanted up
there a few times.
Speaker 14 (42:36):
And if you go back and look at the pictures,
he is.
Speaker 10 (42:39):
Mortified holding that thing up, absolutely just petrified. It's like
it's like Denny Hamlin's personal kryptonite. But I think he
may be really good there. This might be a weekend
where Chris Busher and his forward could get to Victory Land.
I could see him being very stout, and Joey Logano
race as well there. That's where its first race and
(43:01):
he needs to win one, so both of those guys
need to win. Maybe from the Ford camp. I'm liking
Chris Busher and Joey Logano and the toyotas, Denny Hamlin and.
Speaker 14 (43:11):
Truex races really well up there. I think it's one
of like the seven tracks that he calls his home track.
Speaker 3 (43:16):
So all right, goode work, thank you very much. You
got damned down. If Hamlin does win, offer him some
money for that lobster and I'll pay you back when
you get here. Yes, you work to deal with Denny.
Thank you. Doug travels, Saint Bunny, take care all right,
see you next week and follow Doug on X at
Riceman sixty one. All right, y'all, let's play Beat the Blonde.
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