June 26, 2024 • 44 mins
Wed (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, Comedian Pat McGann checks in from his comedy tour… - Mr. Rhubarb has a summer school lesson for the carpool crew.. - Terry Hanson gets off the couch for another Sports Briefs - this time he tells how he brought lights to nighttime sporting events.. - A Top 10 List from Morgan Freeman.. - Mark Packer updates the sporting news from his armchair.. - and Mr. Haney opens up a bargain store called Caitlyn’s Closet!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning everybody. The Big show is on the radio. Hangout,
we're gonna show our acting.
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Jobs coming up. I'm not an actor, damn you. I'm
a movie stop. I did one play in Summer stuff.
I have one line I forgocket. Thank god I can
write down old my bees.
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I'm the dump boy and Billy big shoe.
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Man.
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That on.
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Hey bye.
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Well, let's celebrate the mark of the beast.
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I don't get it on your.
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what that is. So that's different. That's all right. No,
it's the same idea, same idea. Yeah. Bar codes are
really just to help on the inventory.
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to the grocer's where everything had a price tag, on it.
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Can you imagine the way prices change? Now, that's right.
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What do you think they think of a barcode? They're
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It wasn't a lot.
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good morning, it's a big show on the radio. Wednesday,
June twenty six, Summer time, twenty twenty four. Nobody y'all
where we are protesting Now to Charlotte, North Caroline.
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I'm supposed to hit ninety eight the day. That's sweeten what.
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James Gregory.
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Panks.
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Thanks mister sucker, thank you. I know I'm sure gonna
I'm sure gonna miss you, miss them. I'm not gonna
know what to do with three whole months without someone
smacking me in the back of the head. They're hiding
boogers under my desk. It's summer vacation. I can't figure
this out, y'all. They give us all that time off
when it's too hot to do anything. Oh love, Oh yeah,
(10:21):
it's miserable. I side miseraball. Oh triple digit hate trip
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It's so hot.
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All our chickens are laying on us.
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Oh Lord and ed.
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The cows are giving powdered milk. It's so hot. I
saw two dogs fighting over a tree. Oh oh, it's
so hot. I saw the squirrels in the park picking
up nuts with pottholders. It's so dag hot. I saw
a funeral procession go through the dairy queen drives.
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That's hot, brother.
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The barba can wash it and dry the clothes got
the same time.
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It's so hot.
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That I bought a loaf of bread at the store,
and by the time I got home it was toast.
You could actually go out to the garden and dig
up baked potatoes.
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Potatoes.
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It's so hot.
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Stores are putting up sides that say no shirt, no shoes,
no kidding. Summer time it's a time with the people
who should keep the clothes on.
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Don't he love y'all?
Speaker 4 (11:36):
Y'all, have.
Speaker 16 (11:40):
You been to the swimming hole this heat?
Speaker 1 (11:43):
With big old miss Hopkins rolls it.
Speaker 16 (11:44):
It's like the two o'clock show to see world heck out.
That out puts the mood in shaboo. All the kids
take turns hanging off the tree branch over the water
and watching her leap out of the water. Take a twiakie.
Other women ain't the only ones who should be naked.
Speaker 9 (12:04):
Uh oh.
Speaker 16 (12:05):
My daddy came out in the kitchen one morning and
told Baba, it's too hot to wear clothes today. I
wonder what the neighbors would say if I mowed the
lawn naked. They'd say, I probably buried you for buddy.
I tell you I heard folks talking about relative.
Speaker 6 (12:20):
You, biddy.
Speaker 16 (12:21):
You out to hear that I finally figured out what
it was. It's the dew on the car windows when
you're breaking out with your cousin in the backseat. Okay, hey, hey,
they sure to come and see me at like Wenesday
Wilkoe summer camp.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
Oh oh, all.
Speaker 17 (12:38):
Right, Lin Jane Gregory, get on out of here now.
It's low down, young and have a same summery.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
Good morning, it's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 5 (13:15):
We're coming up about twenty minutes. Go introduce you to
a funny guy. Tayter turned me on to him as
Pat McGahn, comedian. Don't be hitting some big show cities
with the comedic superstar Sebastian Manuscale Cot. Wow, yeah, no,
so hang on about twenty minutes we'll get Pat on
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the big show. And right now, well stand Higgins said
he was stopping by the day. Think he shows up
just hoping Bath's gonna be here, but the winning finishes
looking around, I'm sure he'll.
Speaker 7 (13:48):
Pappy Woo, don't mind if they do, John Boy, Jackie, Peter,
Randy Berry on the monitor. What's up?
Speaker 1 (13:56):
You've been absent for a while, man, what's up? Well,
you know romance, trance.
Speaker 18 (14:00):
Negatory nine Nope, it's over, and I will tell you this,
my ballcat young friend, I will never again date the Amish.
The Amish, you know, guys with beards, women churning butter,
building barns, and no electricity.
Speaker 7 (14:16):
I'm telling you that lifestyle is problematic.
Speaker 5 (14:20):
Stan Dayton, an Amish girl. How did that happen?
Speaker 1 (14:23):
Well?
Speaker 7 (14:23):
I was taking a trip. Have you got a minute.
Speaker 18 (14:25):
I was taking a trip to the Poconos and got lost.
I wound up in Pennsylvania, Dutch Country. I was on
the middle of nowhere when I broke down. I'd barely
gotten the hood up when a cow walks up, probably
the carburetor the cow opine. Well, that freaked me out.
I mean, the only other talking cow I've ever seen
was Rosie O'Donnell. So I took off running, and about
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a mile down the road I met this Amish guy.
I tell him what happened, and he said, was this
a red cow with a white patch on her forehead?
I said, yep, that's the one. He says, Oh, Papeessie,
no mind. She don't know nothing about cars.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
I've never known to be good with combustion engines.
Speaker 7 (15:02):
Ten for senior.
Speaker 18 (15:04):
Well, this Amish fella has me stay at his house
while my car is getting repaired. Now I know that
the Now I know why the Amish don't have electricity.
If they couldn't turn out the lights, they'd never have
any kids.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
Stop, it sounds like you found a pretty one. Yes, indeed,
he doo.
Speaker 7 (15:20):
She was the farmer's daughter. I believe the phrase is hubba.
Speaker 18 (15:26):
I couldn't sleep that night thinking about her, And the
next morning I came downstairs to find a dozen amlets.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
Ah they made breakfast.
Speaker 18 (15:32):
Now omelets, amlets, that's what they call Amish children. Oh oh, well,
my car was fixed, so I asked the young lady
if she'd liked to sneak off to town with me
for lunch. We arrived at a little diner and the
special was two hot dogs for a dollar. To my surprise,
she had never had a hat dog before. When they
brought it to the table, she turned pale and looked
at me and said, what part of the dog did
(15:54):
you get?
Speaker 1 (15:56):
Kind of was sheltered alive.
Speaker 7 (15:58):
A naive existence, a narrow worldview.
Speaker 18 (16:01):
Don't get out much as the hipsters say. Well, we
got back to the farming time for a wedding. I
was curious to see what an Amish wedding was like.
I'll just say my prisons was awkward. It was awkwardly misplaced,
mission uncomfortable, if you will. I guess what really ruined
it was when I asked the band if they knew
the electric.
Speaker 5 (16:20):
Slide romance ain't quite bloom with the Amish miss.
Speaker 18 (16:24):
I was willing to go the distance, but she wound
up giving me the Amish flu.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
I've never heard of that.
Speaker 7 (16:29):
Well, nor had I my ballcap.
Speaker 18 (16:31):
Young friend, you start out kind of horse and end
up feeling buggy.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
Ah, that was a long way to go for a joke.
Speaker 18 (16:37):
Yep, all debate to Pennsylvania. Oh well, if you never
throw out the bait, you never get a bite.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
Speaking the wedg, your flies down.
Speaker 7 (16:45):
Like that's an accident, and the way I go later, Taters.
Speaker 1 (16:50):
Good morning, you got the big show on the radio.
Speaker 5 (16:53):
More chances for you to win coming up after your news,
weather and sports.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
Home, I have no home, hunted, despised, living like an animal.
Speaker 7 (17:07):
The youngle is my home.
Speaker 5 (17:10):
Oh.
Speaker 7 (17:11):
I will show the world that I am its master.
Speaker 4 (17:15):
I will create my own race of people, a race
of atomic superman that will conquer the world. And here
are the first two John Boy and Billy from The
Big Show.
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Good Morning.
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a second. First, what we've been waiting on Pat McGann.
He is a supporting comedic superstar. He is rising the superstar.
Speaker 1 (19:30):
What he's been doing.
Speaker 5 (19:30):
You have been opening for superstar Sebastian Maniscalco for the
majority of his current It Ain't Right tour since twenty seventeen.
I go fell in love with him, just like a
lot of you have been doing. And we got him
on the line right now telling you his twenty twenty
four tour is gonna be going through some big show
cities Norfolk, Raley, Ashville, Jacksonville, Savannah, Athens. That's Virginia, North Carolina, Florida, Georgia.
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We'll get to that.
Speaker 1 (19:55):
And we got Pat on the line right now. Let
me say good morning, Pad.
Speaker 14 (20:00):
Hey, Good morning John Boy.
Speaker 5 (20:01):
How are hey man doing awesome? Thank you for joining
us this morning, Buddy Man, I love it. I like
a family man that makes his living on the road
and it includes his family doing that. Pat, I'm impressed
with you, buddy.
Speaker 14 (20:17):
Well you know what, That's all I can talk about
because they they've taken over my life, especially the kids sports,
which is insane.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
Oh what are you playing?
Speaker 7 (20:26):
One playing hockey?
Speaker 12 (20:27):
Now?
Speaker 14 (20:27):
I got one playing hockey.
Speaker 1 (20:28):
He did hit a.
Speaker 14 (20:28):
Tryout and he's in third grade.
Speaker 1 (20:30):
Wow.
Speaker 14 (20:31):
The tryout was can he come up with twenty five
hundred dollars? Oh wow, I'm driving them to their rink.
Gotta get him. You know, he's got to be there
an hour early. He always just telling me, you gotta
be It's like, are we catching a flight?
Speaker 5 (20:46):
Are you playing?
Speaker 14 (20:47):
Other coach said I got to be there. Coach said
I got to be there hours. Like, do you tell
your coach you don't have a car? That'so you tell
your coach you were born in twenty fourteen.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
Oh, but so that's.
Speaker 14 (21:10):
Not the only one I got. I got one playing
baseball too. And he has to bring his own equipment.
They used to have the equipment. Remember that the coach had.
Speaker 1 (21:16):
A tuffle bag, got a bat?
Speaker 14 (21:18):
Right now now they have a it's embroidered, got the
team name on it, but there's nothing in it.
Speaker 5 (21:26):
You bring your own.
Speaker 7 (21:27):
My son has his own bat.
Speaker 14 (21:30):
He's like, why does my my son has seen three
good pitches all year? His bat was three hundred and
forty dollars handed. It's like, can you hand it to
the next kid when you're done striking out with it?
Speaker 1 (21:41):
Fre We we have four.
Speaker 14 (21:44):
Thousand dollars worth of bats in the dugout and we
have two hits.
Speaker 5 (21:52):
But now now you got three children. We got we
got one playing hockey, one playing baseball. What about the
other one? Old enough yet?
Speaker 14 (22:00):
Well, my daughter is a she plays basketball, so and
I like she actually listens, and her teammates they listen,
you know, because I try and coach my son's team
and I you know, they can't teach them about the game.
You have to teach them about life, you know.
Speaker 7 (22:19):
I try and like, hey, get on the baseline.
Speaker 14 (22:21):
I'm gonna teach you guys how to not call your
Grandma Burrow. Yeah, but they're all busy, man, they got
a lot going on. And when they're not playing the sport,
they're on their screen.
Speaker 19 (22:40):
You know.
Speaker 14 (22:41):
They don't call anybody.
Speaker 10 (22:42):
They just text.
Speaker 14 (22:44):
I could tell my daughter, like, hey call nine one one,
she'd be like, can I just text them?
Speaker 9 (22:51):
What do I say?
Speaker 14 (22:54):
They're always on the screen, and they're never charged. These screens,
you know, they don't charge. My kids are always plugged
in the water, sitting on the floor like they're stranded
at the airport outlet.
Speaker 5 (23:08):
We're doomed.
Speaker 14 (23:09):
Like all the electric cars. You see the electric cars
ten years from now, it's gonna be all broken down,
our kids standing outside of them on the side of
the road, just like I thought.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
I could get there. It was at three percent.
Speaker 5 (23:25):
Yeah, you know, it wouldn't be fun to put a
rotary phone in front of it and see you see
if they.
Speaker 14 (23:35):
Go, oh yeah, try and make this work.
Speaker 5 (23:40):
That's the man, that's the You a funny rascal, y'all.
Pat McGahan, twenty twenty four. Tour gonna be all right, well,
let's start looking at it. July eleventh, will be in Norfolk, Virginia.
The Scoop Arena you guys play big rooms man, oh
and the Fesco.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
He got it going on, don't.
Speaker 14 (23:58):
He really does. There are now a lot of comics
doing with Sebastian's doing. You know, he's doing all arenas
on this tour, and it's gonna be pretty wild. It's
it's a lot of fun. And you know what, I
find that these audiences are a lot more appreciative of
live entertainment more than ever. It's a communal experience. You know,
we gotta get out together, we gotta be laughing together,
we gotta feel each other, not maybe literally, but you
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know what, I'm saying, you gotta.
Speaker 7 (24:27):
Or you can, or you can.
Speaker 5 (24:30):
Get permission.
Speaker 14 (24:30):
Get permission, That's what I'm trying to say.
Speaker 5 (24:33):
Oh so good. Oh July eleventh, twelve thirteen. Right in
the road, you got Norfolk, Raleigh, North Carolina, Ashville, North Carolina. Oh,
well good, you're gonna be up Harris too. Man in
the mountains. That's cool, Jacksonville, Florida's found in Georgia, Atlanta, Nashville, Orlando.
Where are you all listening to the big show right now?
You can go to Pat McGahn Comedy p A t
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mc little c g A n ncomedy dot com that
will get to get you tickets and get you lined up.
Make sure you got a seat. Sold out shows you guys. Man,
I saw y'all sold out Madison Square Garden for like
a few nights in the road.
Speaker 14 (25:12):
Yeah, and again that's Sebastian doing all that. I just
show up and try and get them warmed up. But yeah,
it's uh, it's pretty wild. We get to do these
venues and go into these cities and really looking forward
to getting back out there. And it should be it
should be a fun summer.
Speaker 1 (25:27):
Awesome.
Speaker 5 (25:28):
Man, Well, kiss the kids and uh, come by, drop
by and see us sometime when you when you.
Speaker 1 (25:33):
Close to Charlotte. Buddy, we appreciate you.
Speaker 14 (25:35):
I definitely will do that. I appreciate you guys having
thanks Joan boy.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
All right, man, thank you, buddy.
Speaker 5 (25:39):
Pat McGahn, you follow him on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, ex
you know on all deal.
Speaker 1 (25:43):
I'm like exce his Twitter now, who can't be topical?
Speaker 9 (25:46):
You're covering it for us and he can catch his
videos on YouTube too.
Speaker 1 (25:49):
It's awesome, yeah cool, but you tatter turned me over
here about it? Goody's very nice?
Speaker 5 (25:54):
All right then, well y'all will let's play some John
BOYD Jeopardy. Here review yesterday's question. We found out, Jenna,
we eat them when they're around nine weeks old, but.
Speaker 1 (26:02):
If we didn't, they would live about eight years.
Speaker 9 (26:05):
I got chickens.
Speaker 1 (26:06):
You got your chickens.
Speaker 5 (26:07):
Taste like chicken. Today's John Boyd Jeopardy. On the average,
every two hours, somebody somewhere in America files a lawsuit
against this well known US company?
Speaker 6 (26:19):
Is it Twitter?
Speaker 7 (26:23):
What y'all got?
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One?
Speaker 1 (26:24):
Eight hundred big show? You told free line across America?
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We played John Boyd Jepardy next, Good mornin is a
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big show on the radio Wednesday morning, coming do your Humdad.
Today's feature. I'm going to make sure big box mister
Haiti with Caitlin's closet. Oh, mister Haiti figures out a
way to make a dollar. The whole world situation these day,
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Play yes live across America.
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It's John Boy jeopany Woo and now a man who's
working on becoming the white Southern pooty tang.
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He's halfway there.
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He's already mastering the pooty part.
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He's jongboy un tag.
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Let's say hate a Ryan.
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Out of pounding Meal, Virginia. Good morning, Ryan, Hey you
what's going on? Hey buddy?
Speaker 5 (27:44):
Playing some John Boy Jeopardy and look what's happening. You
get the first shot at it this morning. Well, you're
one hundred and twenty dollars worth of balls, notot cleaning products.
All right, buddy, you ready that's review. On the average,
every two hours, somebody somewhere in America files a lawsuit
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against this well known US company.
Speaker 6 (28:11):
I'm gonna go with Walmart, Going with Walmart.
Speaker 1 (28:15):
Let's see man y'all check this out. It's weird.
Speaker 5 (28:25):
That's over five thousand lawsuits a year. It ranges from
employee claims of discrimination, orrongful termination, over time disputes to
major customer class action suits. Recently, Walmart settled for forty
five million bucks after being accused of overstating the weight
of items sold by weight like meat and produce, while
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denying any wrongdoing. Yin five meal, some customers got a
check for five hundred dollars. I'll put yourself together out there,
and guy working for you, Ryan, you got one hundred
and twenty dollars. A bull Stock cleaning products headed you away.
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no love for you too.
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Yeah.
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A long time listener. Yeah, as a kid, I listened
with my dad all the time.
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So give a shout out some old man up there
on Jewel Ridge.
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Of the hour to come the top of your news.
Right on the other side of Home today live for
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This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one export.
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It was a nice, quiet Southern town till the day
they appeared.
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I'm telling you they're everywhere. They look just like us,
but they're they're they're different. You could meet one of
them anywhere on the way to Wark.
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You'd think Seana has traffic problems.
Speaker 11 (30:38):
Tried driving on the Gotten State Parkway sometime.
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Now that's traffic.
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At the office.
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That would have been a dime on the acc playoffs.
Call me when he started poofing the Stanley Cup hockey.
Now there's a man spot at lunch.
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hot dogs, sour crowd man, and got a decent cheese steaks,
sam Roccos Deli.
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He's one hundred and twenty fourth Street. Now there's a
restaurant in the winter. What is with this town?
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You guys never saw snow before Chicago. Now there's a
winner for you.
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In the Springs Springfest. This is a celebration Saint Patrick's
Day in Boston.
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Now there's a party.
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Watch out chasing move over. Freddy Krueger.
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The ultimate terror is here, Yankees from Hell. This guy's
think you're going to support an NBA team. A town
called stock car racing a sport. Hey have another Bone
of Grits, Goma Yankees from the Hell, Yankees from the Hell.
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There's one near you, John Boyaan Dilly's. You want the truth,
You want the truth, you can handle the truth. This
morning radio dumb.
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Right, good morning.
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It's a big shaw on the radio.
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We're coming up about twenty minutes, Sports breeds when I'm in, handsome,
coming in hot out of Saint Louis, not everywhere. In
just a couple of minutes, the top ten lists handsome nicknames.
I have a little fun with be before we get
him on the heir.
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I know.
Speaker 5 (32:41):
Right now, let's turn it over to mister Rubard. Thank
you give me the beat. Hello, boys and girls, this
is mister Rubarb, the headmaster of Carpool University. For those
of you that parted around in class all year, Welcome
to Carpool you summer school, Well, we do what we
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can to keep you from turning into a mouth breathing
moron between now the beginning of fall semester.
Speaker 7 (33:10):
Well, since the fourth of July is.
Speaker 5 (33:12):
Right around the corner, today's topic is a quick refresher
course in American history. Let me preach about it. July
fourth is Independence Day, A long time ago. America was
run by a country called England. But one day a
bunch of Americans got tired of that crap and fought
a war against England to win our freedom. Just think
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if those brave early Americans hadn't decided to stand up
and fight, today would all still be speaking English. There
were a lot of different in the alerty years of America.
There were yes, okay, I'm along with it. Black people
had to work really hard without getting paid. It was
called slavery, and it was a very bad thing. President
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Abraham Lincoln put an end to slavery. Now it's against
the law to make somebody work without getting paid, although
a part time shift at McDonald's comes pretty close. In
the middle of the twentieth century, America fought a big
war against the Germans and the Japanese, who said they
were going to take over America. But after we won
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the war, the only part of America the Germans and
the Japanese were able to take over was the car business.
One of the most important things in America is education.
We made sure everybody had a chance to go to school.
Some of the smartest people in the world have been Americans.
Great writers, scientists, and lots of inventors. Americans invented stuff
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like the light bulb and the telephone and the airplane.
Then somebody invented TV and America started getting stupider again. Today,
America is still the land of freedom, not perfect. There
are still things we could do a lot better, like
getting along with people who are a different color than
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us and helping everybody find a good job, and making
the NFL quit acting like it's our fault when one
of their football players HiT's a girl. But America is
the land of the free, where we can say whatever
we want until we say the wrong thing and have
to close our Twitter account, where we can get on
a TV show even if we don't have any talent,
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and if we're not as successful as we want to be,
we can change our name to Caitlin and start all
over again. Yes, this is America, where the men are men,
and sometimes so are the women. There's a lot more
to the story of America, but since this is summer
school and I don't really want to be here anymore
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than you do, let's knock all for the rest of
the day. You can learn a lot more about America
thanks to another great thing we invented YouTube. When you
finish learning stuff, you can also use it to watch
cats play the piano and fat guys get hitting the nuggets.
Just two more of the great things about this great country.
Speaker 1 (36:12):
And that's it for.
Speaker 5 (36:13):
Carpool you summer school until next time. This is mister
Rhubarb saying, this is mister Rhubarb. Happy Independence Day, God
bless America and quit ruining my life.
Speaker 1 (36:29):
Good morning, Big show's on the radio. More big show
right around the corner.
Speaker 13 (36:34):
I'm working with mister Bill Cox over his outfit, and
I like to listen to John Boy and Billy and
they're big show. I like the way they talk.
Speaker 1 (36:43):
We're funny, aha, not funny queer, that's what they say.
Speaker 13 (36:49):
Anyhow, I've figured out what John Boy had a hard
time getting started in the morning. They ain't gotten the gays.
Speaker 5 (37:29):
Good morning, it's a big show on the radio. Before
we get Handsome dog us some sports not to top
bout today. We got this top ten liszt Taka Pods.
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Today's top ten, the top ten Terry Hansen nicknames or
Sci Fi Channel, Monster Movie number ten, Grandpa Gator, number nine,
Shark to Push number eight, The Beast from East Saint
Louis number seven, corn Dog, horn Dog number six, Leftysaurus
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Wrecks number five, Hermes Nightmare number four, Twitchy Mctwitcherson number three,
the Speckled Perv number two, the giz Puller, and the
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number one. Hanson nickname or Monster Movie SpongeBob no pants.
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Good morning, Big shows on the radio. Coming up, we
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Get jet brand new Honda Davidson motorcycle. Be the start
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Terry Hansen.
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There's palatial estate in Saint Louis, Missouri, joining us on
our regular time here this Wednesday morning.
Speaker 1 (39:10):
Good morning, Terrence, Good morning there, sir. How are you?
Speaker 7 (39:14):
Man?
Speaker 5 (39:15):
I am so awesome, so awesome of hey, congratulation buddy, Tennessee.
We're gonna be celebrating all week. There's some stuff coming
y'all that you're gonna want. If you're a Tennessee fan.
You know the Big Show rules mornings in Knoxville, Tennessee.
And man, we are happy, happy, happy and Terry Man.
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You you buddy, you said, Buddy, Tony, I'm sorry, I'm more
excited than New York.
Speaker 7 (39:45):
That great.
Speaker 1 (39:46):
Yeah, I've I've been telling everybody.
Speaker 5 (39:48):
His dad was like, you know, I love the camera
shots that day would show him in the status.
Speaker 1 (39:53):
He was just just.
Speaker 8 (39:56):
Tony's beginning of the season, he played with my son
Joe and the kids, and I said to Tony on
the phone, I said, look, you know Joe's gone now,
but I'm adopting you for the season. So that's kind
of why I really been watching him, and I'm so
happy for him.
Speaker 5 (40:11):
Oh that is so awesome, so awesome, good stuff, buddy.
All right, well, well let's get to the day's topic. Now.
We're going from you getting fired Turner three times on
the day was just still a record there to a
Bible verse. Let's go to Genesis one three. Let there
be light, all right, hasn't you're good?
Speaker 1 (40:30):
Cats? Like, how are you going to turn that into
a sports break? You're you're quoting scripture.
Speaker 8 (40:36):
You're like the five tool player.
Speaker 1 (40:38):
Man, you gotta man.
Speaker 8 (40:42):
Back in nineteen eighty two, Turner Broadcasting get the rights
to college football, the first ever cable package, but they
had to had to be at night, and we were,
and a lot of the stadiums were not equipped with
lights back in those days. We you know, something we
never white thought about really. And so I get a
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call from a fellow by named Joe Crookham.
Speaker 7 (41:06):
Who's a lawyer.
Speaker 8 (41:08):
He and his friend Myron Gordon started Musco Lighting in
nineteen seventy six, and they had just started a portable
lighting business, a brand new concept I'd.
Speaker 6 (41:21):
Never heard of before.
Speaker 8 (41:23):
So Joe Crookham called me and told me about this,
and he wanted to know where I was going to
be next week, and I said, spring training with the Braves.
So Joe flies down. He's a pilot with his own airplane.
He flies down to West Palm Beach and we have
breakfast and we're talking and he starts bringing out these
big charts with foot candles and all this kind of stuff.
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And I said, Joe, I don't do foot candles, man,
I don't do that. What are you doing tomorrow? I said,
I got to New Orleans for the Final Four, that's
when Georgetown played North Carolina. And I said, I got
a ticket for you. He says, well, I got a
plane for you. So he flew me to New Orleans
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and we went to the game, and sitting there at
the game, we made the deal and I said, now
this is all continued upon this stuff working, right. He goes, yeah,
So I had he had tested up in Iowa and
sent my engineers. He said, you want to go. I said,
heck no, I don't want to be anywhere near this thing.
So he called me at home and he said, Terry,
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this is light brighter than the light than sunlight. And
it was so good. So the first game they did
was Miami at Notre Dame with that system, and then
with us it was BYU at Las Vegas in nineteen
eighty two. They had three or four trucks. They'd bring
out this big arm and go over the top of
the stadium and they'd like the place. And we got
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an Indiana Syracuse.
Speaker 1 (42:51):
Game coming up.
Speaker 8 (42:52):
I get a call from the athletic director, Ralph Floyd, said,
we can't do this. What do you mean? Well, we
thought about one thing. The parking lot aren't going to
be lit. And I called Joe. I'm all upset money
and Joe, here's Joe, Terry it'll work out, okay, I said,
what do you mean? He said, we'll just turn the
lights around to the parking lots, and that's exactly what
they did. And then you remember in ninety one when
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he came and talked to Bruton Smith at the Speedway,
did the whole survey and then Bruton, as Bruton would
say at the end, but we can't have any polls.
So they had to go back to Iowa and Joe
got with the Myron Myron Gordon and he had a
mirror thing. So then he came world famous. They've done
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Olympics Statue of Liberty, They've done Willie Mayson last week
on ESPN, and Joe Crookham and Myron Gordon and Joe's
wife Jeanny Berry have done an outstanding job. And good
people can do good things. And they were great to
work for.
Speaker 5 (43:55):
A Muscow an amazing and real American success store. And
I just love that that you were the guy got
it going. You don't think about it.
Speaker 6 (44:03):
It was no like.
Speaker 1 (44:04):
Nighttime college football. Then you got that.
Speaker 5 (44:07):
And then he goes over to the racetracks and look
at everything we're enjoying, and that's you, man, that's you,
my mal Reice. We love you, buddy. O can't wait
to see what's on tap for next week.
Speaker 8 (44:17):
All right, okay, buddy, all right, I'm gonna have I'm
gonna talk about the par three tournament I did for ESPN.
It was in prime time, and then the week after this,
I've had some light of inquiries about my buddy Ed. Well,
i'll say payway, and I've got a couple of stories
about Ed. We're gonna cost you in a couple of weeks.
Speaker 5 (44:35):
Okay, good deal, Good deal, my boy. You have a
great rest of your week. We talked to you next week.
Right now, Tata, you get ready to Babby. Let's play
Beating the Blonde one eight hundred, big show. You told
free Line we'll get to contestant and play next
Good morning everybody. The Big show is on the radio. Hangout,
we're gonna show our acting.
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Jobs coming up. I'm not an actor, damn you. I'm
a movie stop. I did one play in Summer stuff.
I have one line I forgocket. Thank god I can
write down old my bees.
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I'm the dump boy and Billy big shoe.
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Man.
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That on.
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It is Wednesday morning, middle of the week. It's a
home day for us working stiffs.
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Hey bye.
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Alright, June the twenty six is National bar code Day.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Well, let's celebrate the mark of the beast.
Speaker 6 (01:28):
We ever survive with that.
Speaker 7 (01:29):
I don't get it on your.
Speaker 5 (01:30):
Right hand, a forehead, and except Christ of your Savior,
and you'll be all right, amen, all right, war code.
I like them things and you scan them. Whoever thought that?
You take your phone and you look at the barcode
on TV and they'll take your place.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Oh that's a QR code. Oh yeah, O good, that's
what that is. So that's different. That's all right. No,
it's the same idea, same idea. Yeah. Bar codes are
really just to help on the inventory.
Speaker 8 (01:57):
And I remember when we were little, when you went
to the grocer's where everything had a price tag, on it.
Speaker 6 (02:01):
That's right.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Can you imagine the way prices change? Now, that's right.
Speaker 5 (02:06):
Okay, it's handy, Okay. National Chocolate Pudding Day.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Chocolate pudding.
Speaker 5 (02:17):
National Beauticians Today, also known as stylus and cosmetologists. These
men and women make us look our best every day. Well,
we've got time to go see them every day.
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Oh they're doing it every day. Good work, yo.
Speaker 5 (02:32):
National Coconut Day. A coconut You ain't a big fan
of coconut? I mean, you know, no, it's an on
or off kind of thing. I think.
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I'm a joy one of my favorite candyballs.
Speaker 9 (02:45):
Now that's coconut covered in chocolate. That's different.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
I got different.
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And it's a National Parchment Paper Day.
Speaker 9 (02:53):
You're a maker, you know it?
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Uh?
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Is it any around us? I said?
Speaker 9 (02:58):
If you're a baker, you know I thank you you're
a baker.
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Okay, I guys, I know what it is.
Speaker 6 (03:03):
All right.
Speaker 5 (03:03):
Well let's celebrate all those things and wait just a second.
We got three days in history saved up. That will
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the morning.
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Give you a little hint.
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right here you win it. Seventeen ninety seven. On this
June twenty six, Old charge Ball's New Bold patented.
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A first cast iron plow. They were using plastic now
I think they were actually made out of wood and stone.
Speaker 5 (04:11):
Wood like, yes, I've seen something stuff like that, so
I mean not seventeen hundred. But the thing about it,
Charles couldn't sell it to the farmers because they feared
the effects of iron on the soil.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
What do you think they think of a barcode? They're
using it there.
Speaker 5 (04:36):
Up to nineteen forty nine, Billboard magazine renamed its hillbilly
music chart as Country and Western Yeah, nineteen forty nine.
Finally on the state. In fifty one, over seventy five
thousand enthusiastic fans fill Olympic Stadium. It was in Berlin
to watch America's Harlem Globe Trotter's play.
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Wow.
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The largest crowded in history to attend a basketball game
back in nineteen fifty one.
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It wasn't a lot.
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Seventy five thousand, Yeah, better luck living the boys can
do it curly in Greensboro.
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North Crazy. The word got around, you know, got over there.
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Yeah, they had a pigeons.
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Yeah in that later there's our categories.
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Let's not confuse our listeners.
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All right, well, let's just get it going in Chris.
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Plan tractor planner? Oh no, okay.
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The goodness you know Johnny Cash has a new album
posthumously released.
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Us came out? I have to get on that. We
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This is the really guys, I'll get back to that.
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All right, Chris, Well, let's see if we can wrap
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Charlotte Hornets, Cleveland Cavaliers and Chicago bull Oh.
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Put the Hornets in there. I'm just kidding. Yeah, very
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good morning, it's a big show on the radio. Wednesday,
June twenty six, Summer time, twenty twenty four. Nobody y'all
where we are protesting Now to Charlotte, North Caroline.
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I'm supposed to hit ninety eight the day. That's sweeten what.
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Let's get you ready to face the day with an
episode of Little James Gregory.
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Alright, alright, jump it hush now, this is the showing
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it up with your favorite Penny Young Come on up here, though,
James Gregory.
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Panks.
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Thanks mister sucker, thank you. I know I'm sure gonna
I'm sure gonna miss you, miss them. I'm not gonna
know what to do with three whole months without someone
smacking me in the back of the head. They're hiding
boogers under my desk. It's summer vacation. I can't figure
this out, y'all. They give us all that time off
when it's too hot to do anything. Oh love, Oh yeah,
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it's miserable. I side miseraball. Oh triple digit hate trip
both dead jet hate y'all. Oh, lor, it's so hot.
Speaker 9 (10:30):
It's so hot.
Speaker 16 (10:31):
All our chickens are laying on us.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
Oh Lord and ed.
Speaker 16 (10:36):
The cows are giving powdered milk. It's so hot. I
saw two dogs fighting over a tree. Oh oh, it's
so hot. I saw the squirrels in the park picking
up nuts with pottholders. It's so dag hot. I saw
a funeral procession go through the dairy queen drives.
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That's hot, brother.
Speaker 9 (11:01):
Oh it's so hot.
Speaker 16 (11:04):
The barba can wash it and dry the clothes got
the same time.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
It's so hot.
Speaker 16 (11:08):
That I bought a loaf of bread at the store,
and by the time I got home it was toast.
You could actually go out to the garden and dig
up baked potatoes.
Speaker 9 (11:19):
Potatoes.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
It's so hot.
Speaker 16 (11:22):
Stores are putting up sides that say no shirt, no shoes,
no kidding. Summer time it's a time with the people
who should keep the clothes on.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
Don't he love y'all?
Speaker 4 (11:36):
Y'all, have.
Speaker 16 (11:40):
You been to the swimming hole this heat?
Speaker 1 (11:43):
With big old miss Hopkins rolls it.
Speaker 16 (11:44):
It's like the two o'clock show to see world heck out.
That out puts the mood in shaboo. All the kids
take turns hanging off the tree branch over the water
and watching her leap out of the water. Take a twiakie.
Other women ain't the only ones who should be naked.
Speaker 9 (12:04):
Uh oh.
Speaker 16 (12:05):
My daddy came out in the kitchen one morning and
told Baba, it's too hot to wear clothes today. I
wonder what the neighbors would say if I mowed the
lawn naked. They'd say, I probably buried you for buddy.
I tell you I heard folks talking about relative.
Speaker 6 (12:20):
You, biddy.
Speaker 16 (12:21):
You out to hear that I finally figured out what
it was. It's the dew on the car windows when
you're breaking out with your cousin in the backseat. Okay, hey, hey,
they sure to come and see me at like Wenesday
Wilkoe summer camp.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
Oh oh, all.
Speaker 17 (12:38):
Right, Lin Jane Gregory, get on out of here now.
It's low down, young and have a same summery.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
Good morning, it's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 5 (13:15):
We're coming up about twenty minutes. Go introduce you to
a funny guy. Tayter turned me on to him as
Pat McGahn, comedian. Don't be hitting some big show cities
with the comedic superstar Sebastian Manuscale Cot. Wow, yeah, no,
so hang on about twenty minutes we'll get Pat on
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the big show. And right now, well stand Higgins said
he was stopping by the day. Think he shows up
just hoping Bath's gonna be here, but the winning finishes
looking around, I'm sure he'll.
Speaker 7 (13:48):
Pappy Woo, don't mind if they do, John Boy, Jackie, Peter,
Randy Berry on the monitor. What's up?
Speaker 1 (13:56):
You've been absent for a while, man, what's up? Well,
you know romance, trance.
Speaker 18 (14:00):
Negatory nine Nope, it's over, and I will tell you this,
my ballcat young friend, I will never again date the Amish.
The Amish, you know, guys with beards, women churning butter,
building barns, and no electricity.
Speaker 7 (14:16):
I'm telling you that lifestyle is problematic.
Speaker 5 (14:20):
Stan Dayton, an Amish girl. How did that happen?
Speaker 1 (14:23):
Well?
Speaker 7 (14:23):
I was taking a trip. Have you got a minute.
Speaker 18 (14:25):
I was taking a trip to the Poconos and got lost.
I wound up in Pennsylvania, Dutch Country. I was on
the middle of nowhere when I broke down. I'd barely
gotten the hood up when a cow walks up, probably
the carburetor the cow opine. Well, that freaked me out.
I mean, the only other talking cow I've ever seen
was Rosie O'Donnell. So I took off running, and about
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a mile down the road I met this Amish guy.
I tell him what happened, and he said, was this
a red cow with a white patch on her forehead?
I said, yep, that's the one. He says, Oh, Papeessie,
no mind. She don't know nothing about cars.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
I've never known to be good with combustion engines.
Speaker 7 (15:02):
Ten for senior.
Speaker 18 (15:04):
Well, this Amish fella has me stay at his house
while my car is getting repaired. Now I know that
the Now I know why the Amish don't have electricity.
If they couldn't turn out the lights, they'd never have
any kids.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
Stop, it sounds like you found a pretty one. Yes, indeed,
he doo.
Speaker 7 (15:20):
She was the farmer's daughter. I believe the phrase is hubba.
Speaker 18 (15:26):
I couldn't sleep that night thinking about her, And the
next morning I came downstairs to find a dozen amlets.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
Ah they made breakfast.
Speaker 18 (15:32):
Now omelets, amlets, that's what they call Amish children. Oh oh, well,
my car was fixed, so I asked the young lady
if she'd liked to sneak off to town with me
for lunch. We arrived at a little diner and the
special was two hot dogs for a dollar. To my surprise,
she had never had a hat dog before. When they
brought it to the table, she turned pale and looked
at me and said, what part of the dog did
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you get?
Speaker 1 (15:56):
Kind of was sheltered alive.
Speaker 7 (15:58):
A naive existence, a narrow worldview.
Speaker 18 (16:01):
Don't get out much as the hipsters say. Well, we
got back to the farming time for a wedding. I
was curious to see what an Amish wedding was like.
I'll just say my prisons was awkward. It was awkwardly misplaced,
mission uncomfortable, if you will. I guess what really ruined
it was when I asked the band if they knew
the electric.
Speaker 5 (16:20):
Slide romance ain't quite bloom with the Amish miss.
Speaker 18 (16:24):
I was willing to go the distance, but she wound
up giving me the Amish flu.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
I've never heard of that.
Speaker 7 (16:29):
Well, nor had I my ballcap.
Speaker 18 (16:31):
Young friend, you start out kind of horse and end
up feeling buggy.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
Ah, that was a long way to go for a joke.
Speaker 18 (16:37):
Yep, all debate to Pennsylvania. Oh well, if you never
throw out the bait, you never get a bite.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
Speaking the wedg, your flies down.
Speaker 7 (16:45):
Like that's an accident, and the way I go later, Taters.
Speaker 1 (16:50):
Good morning, you got the big show on the radio.
Speaker 5 (16:53):
More chances for you to win coming up after your news,
weather and sports.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
Home, I have no home, hunted, despised, living like an animal.
Speaker 7 (17:07):
The youngle is my home.
Speaker 5 (17:10):
Oh.
Speaker 7 (17:11):
I will show the world that I am its master.
Speaker 4 (17:15):
I will create my own race of people, a race
of atomic superman that will conquer the world. And here
are the first two John Boy and Billy from The
Big Show.
Speaker 1 (18:07):
Good Morning.
Speaker 5 (18:08):
It's a Big Show on the radio for your Wednesday morning.
Got John Boy's wonderful fan giveaway number one hundred and nine.
I got two double XL embroidered polo shirts, one from
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About that bet you ain't.
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Never had a polo shirt from a polo club.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
Actually, I have to talk to you.
Speaker 9 (18:32):
Not eligible.
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Ache in South Carolina. Yeah, man, there's polo destinations in America.
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And then the rough and Tough golf cart t shirt,
I mean polo shirt that's polo's well confusing. Registered to
win them and we give away at the beginning of
the last hour of our show for the week, that
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the Radio.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
Coming up.
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We played John boydje everyday winner gets one hundred and
twenty dollars worth of Bulls not cleaning products made in
the USA. Fine BULLSNTY truck stops across America, keeps America moving,
making them boys look good. Win you some here in
a second. First, what we've been waiting on Pat McGann.
He is a supporting comedic superstar. He is rising the superstar.
Speaker 1 (19:30):
What he's been doing.
Speaker 5 (19:30):
You have been opening for superstar Sebastian Maniscalco for the
majority of his current It Ain't Right tour since twenty seventeen.
I go fell in love with him, just like a
lot of you have been doing. And we got him
on the line right now telling you his twenty twenty
four tour is gonna be going through some big show
cities Norfolk, Raley, Ashville, Jacksonville, Savannah, Athens. That's Virginia, North Carolina, Florida, Georgia.
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We'll get to that.
Speaker 1 (19:55):
And we got Pat on the line right now. Let
me say good morning, Pad.
Speaker 14 (20:00):
Hey, Good morning John Boy.
Speaker 5 (20:01):
How are hey man doing awesome? Thank you for joining
us this morning, Buddy Man, I love it. I like
a family man that makes his living on the road
and it includes his family doing that. Pat, I'm impressed
with you, buddy.
Speaker 14 (20:17):
Well you know what, That's all I can talk about
because they they've taken over my life, especially the kids sports,
which is insane.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
Oh what are you playing?
Speaker 7 (20:26):
One playing hockey?
Speaker 12 (20:27):
Now?
Speaker 14 (20:27):
I got one playing hockey.
Speaker 1 (20:28):
He did hit a.
Speaker 14 (20:28):
Tryout and he's in third grade.
Speaker 1 (20:30):
Wow.
Speaker 14 (20:31):
The tryout was can he come up with twenty five
hundred dollars? Oh wow, I'm driving them to their rink.
Gotta get him. You know, he's got to be there
an hour early. He always just telling me, you gotta
be It's like, are we catching a flight?
Speaker 5 (20:46):
Are you playing?
Speaker 14 (20:47):
Other coach said I got to be there. Coach said
I got to be there hours. Like, do you tell
your coach you don't have a car? That'so you tell
your coach you were born in twenty fourteen.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
Oh, but so that's.
Speaker 14 (21:10):
Not the only one I got. I got one playing
baseball too. And he has to bring his own equipment.
They used to have the equipment. Remember that the coach had.
Speaker 1 (21:16):
A tuffle bag, got a bat?
Speaker 14 (21:18):
Right now now they have a it's embroidered, got the
team name on it, but there's nothing in it.
Speaker 5 (21:26):
You bring your own.
Speaker 7 (21:27):
My son has his own bat.
Speaker 14 (21:30):
He's like, why does my my son has seen three
good pitches all year? His bat was three hundred and
forty dollars handed. It's like, can you hand it to
the next kid when you're done striking out with it?
Speaker 1 (21:41):
Fre We we have four.
Speaker 14 (21:44):
Thousand dollars worth of bats in the dugout and we
have two hits.
Speaker 5 (21:52):
But now now you got three children. We got we
got one playing hockey, one playing baseball. What about the
other one? Old enough yet?
Speaker 14 (22:00):
Well, my daughter is a she plays basketball, so and
I like she actually listens, and her teammates they listen,
you know, because I try and coach my son's team
and I you know, they can't teach them about the game.
You have to teach them about life, you know.
Speaker 7 (22:19):
I try and like, hey, get on the baseline.
Speaker 14 (22:21):
I'm gonna teach you guys how to not call your
Grandma Burrow. Yeah, but they're all busy, man, they got
a lot going on. And when they're not playing the sport,
they're on their screen.
Speaker 19 (22:40):
You know.
Speaker 14 (22:41):
They don't call anybody.
Speaker 10 (22:42):
They just text.
Speaker 14 (22:44):
I could tell my daughter, like, hey call nine one one,
she'd be like, can I just text them?
Speaker 9 (22:51):
What do I say?
Speaker 14 (22:54):
They're always on the screen, and they're never charged. These screens,
you know, they don't charge. My kids are always plugged
in the water, sitting on the floor like they're stranded
at the airport outlet.
Speaker 5 (23:08):
We're doomed.
Speaker 14 (23:09):
Like all the electric cars. You see the electric cars
ten years from now, it's gonna be all broken down,
our kids standing outside of them on the side of
the road, just like I thought.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
I could get there. It was at three percent.
Speaker 5 (23:25):
Yeah, you know, it wouldn't be fun to put a
rotary phone in front of it and see you see
if they.
Speaker 14 (23:35):
Go, oh yeah, try and make this work.
Speaker 5 (23:40):
That's the man, that's the You a funny rascal, y'all.
Pat McGahan, twenty twenty four. Tour gonna be all right, well,
let's start looking at it. July eleventh, will be in Norfolk, Virginia.
The Scoop Arena you guys play big rooms man, oh
and the Fesco.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
He got it going on, don't.
Speaker 14 (23:58):
He really does. There are now a lot of comics
doing with Sebastian's doing. You know, he's doing all arenas
on this tour, and it's gonna be pretty wild. It's
it's a lot of fun. And you know what, I
find that these audiences are a lot more appreciative of
live entertainment more than ever. It's a communal experience. You know,
we gotta get out together, we gotta be laughing together,
we gotta feel each other, not maybe literally, but you
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know what, I'm saying, you gotta.
Speaker 7 (24:27):
Or you can, or you can.
Speaker 5 (24:30):
Get permission.
Speaker 14 (24:30):
Get permission, That's what I'm trying to say.
Speaker 5 (24:33):
Oh so good. Oh July eleventh, twelve thirteen. Right in
the road, you got Norfolk, Raleigh, North Carolina, Ashville, North Carolina. Oh,
well good, you're gonna be up Harris too. Man in
the mountains. That's cool, Jacksonville, Florida's found in Georgia, Atlanta, Nashville, Orlando.
Where are you all listening to the big show right now?
You can go to Pat McGahn Comedy p A t
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mc little c g A n ncomedy dot com that
will get to get you tickets and get you lined up.
Make sure you got a seat. Sold out shows you guys. Man,
I saw y'all sold out Madison Square Garden for like
a few nights in the road.
Speaker 14 (25:12):
Yeah, and again that's Sebastian doing all that. I just
show up and try and get them warmed up. But yeah,
it's uh, it's pretty wild. We get to do these
venues and go into these cities and really looking forward
to getting back out there. And it should be it
should be a fun summer.
Speaker 1 (25:27):
Awesome.
Speaker 5 (25:28):
Man, Well, kiss the kids and uh, come by, drop
by and see us sometime when you when you.
Speaker 1 (25:33):
Close to Charlotte. Buddy, we appreciate you.
Speaker 14 (25:35):
I definitely will do that. I appreciate you guys having
thanks Joan boy.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
All right, man, thank you, buddy.
Speaker 5 (25:39):
Pat McGahn, you follow him on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, ex
you know on all deal.
Speaker 1 (25:43):
I'm like exce his Twitter now, who can't be topical?
Speaker 9 (25:46):
You're covering it for us and he can catch his
videos on YouTube too.
Speaker 1 (25:49):
It's awesome, yeah cool, but you tatter turned me over
here about it? Goody's very nice?
Speaker 5 (25:54):
All right then, well y'all will let's play some John
BOYD Jeopardy. Here review yesterday's question. We found out, Jenna,
we eat them when they're around nine weeks old, but.
Speaker 1 (26:02):
If we didn't, they would live about eight years.
Speaker 9 (26:05):
I got chickens.
Speaker 1 (26:06):
You got your chickens.
Speaker 5 (26:07):
Taste like chicken. Today's John Boyd Jeopardy. On the average,
every two hours, somebody somewhere in America files a lawsuit
against this well known US company?
Speaker 6 (26:19):
Is it Twitter?
Speaker 7 (26:23):
What y'all got?
Speaker 4 (26:24):
One?
Speaker 1 (26:24):
Eight hundred big show? You told free line across America?
Speaker 5 (26:27):
We played John Boyd Jepardy next, Good mornin is a
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big show on the radio Wednesday morning, coming do your Humdad.
Today's feature. I'm going to make sure big box mister
Haiti with Caitlin's closet. Oh, mister Haiti figures out a
way to make a dollar. The whole world situation these day,
Yeah at the big shoe dot Com hit the big
box sit right now, let's.
Speaker 1 (27:14):
Play yes live across America.
Speaker 5 (27:18):
It's John Boy jeopany Woo and now a man who's
working on becoming the white Southern pooty tang.
Speaker 1 (27:26):
He's halfway there.
Speaker 8 (27:27):
He's already mastering the pooty part.
Speaker 1 (27:30):
He's jongboy un tag.
Speaker 6 (27:35):
Let's say hate a Ryan.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
Out of pounding Meal, Virginia. Good morning, Ryan, Hey you
what's going on? Hey buddy?
Speaker 5 (27:44):
Playing some John Boy Jeopardy and look what's happening. You
get the first shot at it this morning. Well, you're
one hundred and twenty dollars worth of balls, notot cleaning products.
All right, buddy, you ready that's review. On the average,
every two hours, somebody somewhere in America files a lawsuit
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against this well known US company.
Speaker 6 (28:11):
I'm gonna go with Walmart, Going with Walmart.
Speaker 1 (28:15):
Let's see man y'all check this out. It's weird.
Speaker 5 (28:25):
That's over five thousand lawsuits a year. It ranges from
employee claims of discrimination, orrongful termination, over time disputes to
major customer class action suits. Recently, Walmart settled for forty
five million bucks after being accused of overstating the weight
of items sold by weight like meat and produce, while
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denying any wrongdoing. Yin five meal, some customers got a
check for five hundred dollars. I'll put yourself together out there,
and guy working for you, Ryan, you got one hundred
and twenty dollars. A bull Stock cleaning products headed you away.
Speaker 1 (29:07):
That's awesome. Guys, you care iful. I give a shout out,
no love for you too.
Speaker 5 (29:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 14 (29:12):
A long time listener. Yeah, as a kid, I listened
with my dad all the time.
Speaker 1 (29:16):
So give a shout out some old man up there
on Jewel Ridge.
Speaker 5 (29:19):
Man, awesome ride, good by, good by, alrite some bottom.
Speaker 1 (29:30):
Of the hour to come the top of your news.
Right on the other side of Home today live for
I'm that's a looking for.
Speaker 19 (30:08):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one export.
Speaker 20 (30:23):
It was a nice, quiet Southern town till the day
they appeared.
Speaker 11 (30:28):
I'm telling you they're everywhere. They look just like us,
but they're they're they're different. You could meet one of
them anywhere on the way to Wark.
Speaker 9 (30:36):
You'd think Seana has traffic problems.
Speaker 11 (30:38):
Tried driving on the Gotten State Parkway sometime.
Speaker 7 (30:40):
Now that's traffic.
Speaker 6 (30:42):
At the office.
Speaker 12 (30:43):
That would have been a dime on the acc playoffs.
Call me when he started poofing the Stanley Cup hockey.
Now there's a man spot at lunch.
Speaker 11 (30:52):
You call this pizza Geez on the top, Chili on
hot dogs, sour crowd man, and got a decent cheese steaks,
sam Roccos Deli.
Speaker 1 (31:01):
He's one hundred and twenty fourth Street. Now there's a
restaurant in the winter. What is with this town?
Speaker 12 (31:08):
You guys never saw snow before Chicago. Now there's a
winner for you.
Speaker 11 (31:13):
In the Springs Springfest. This is a celebration Saint Patrick's
Day in Boston.
Speaker 6 (31:19):
Now there's a party.
Speaker 1 (31:21):
Watch out chasing move over. Freddy Krueger.
Speaker 20 (31:24):
The ultimate terror is here, Yankees from Hell. This guy's
think you're going to support an NBA team. A town
called stock car racing a sport. Hey have another Bone
of Grits, Goma Yankees from the Hell, Yankees from the Hell.
Speaker 1 (31:42):
There's one near you, John Boyaan Dilly's. You want the truth,
You want the truth, you can handle the truth. This
morning radio dumb.
Speaker 6 (31:55):
Right, good morning.
Speaker 1 (32:20):
It's a big shaw on the radio.
Speaker 5 (32:21):
We're coming up about twenty minutes, Sports breeds when I'm in, handsome,
coming in hot out of Saint Louis, not everywhere. In
just a couple of minutes, the top ten lists handsome nicknames.
I have a little fun with be before we get
him on the heir.
Speaker 6 (32:39):
I know.
Speaker 5 (32:41):
Right now, let's turn it over to mister Rubard. Thank
you give me the beat. Hello, boys and girls, this
is mister Rubarb, the headmaster of Carpool University. For those
of you that parted around in class all year, Welcome
to Carpool you summer school, Well, we do what we
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can to keep you from turning into a mouth breathing
moron between now the beginning of fall semester.
Speaker 7 (33:10):
Well, since the fourth of July is.
Speaker 5 (33:12):
Right around the corner, today's topic is a quick refresher
course in American history. Let me preach about it. July
fourth is Independence Day, A long time ago. America was
run by a country called England. But one day a
bunch of Americans got tired of that crap and fought
a war against England to win our freedom. Just think
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if those brave early Americans hadn't decided to stand up
and fight, today would all still be speaking English. There
were a lot of different in the alerty years of America.
There were yes, okay, I'm along with it. Black people
had to work really hard without getting paid. It was
called slavery, and it was a very bad thing. President
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Abraham Lincoln put an end to slavery. Now it's against
the law to make somebody work without getting paid, although
a part time shift at McDonald's comes pretty close. In
the middle of the twentieth century, America fought a big
war against the Germans and the Japanese, who said they
were going to take over America. But after we won
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the war, the only part of America the Germans and
the Japanese were able to take over was the car business.
One of the most important things in America is education.
We made sure everybody had a chance to go to school.
Some of the smartest people in the world have been Americans.
Great writers, scientists, and lots of inventors. Americans invented stuff
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like the light bulb and the telephone and the airplane.
Then somebody invented TV and America started getting stupider again. Today,
America is still the land of freedom, not perfect. There
are still things we could do a lot better, like
getting along with people who are a different color than
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us and helping everybody find a good job, and making
the NFL quit acting like it's our fault when one
of their football players HiT's a girl. But America is
the land of the free, where we can say whatever
we want until we say the wrong thing and have
to close our Twitter account, where we can get on
a TV show even if we don't have any talent,
(35:30):
and if we're not as successful as we want to be,
we can change our name to Caitlin and start all
over again. Yes, this is America, where the men are men,
and sometimes so are the women. There's a lot more
to the story of America, but since this is summer
school and I don't really want to be here anymore
(35:50):
than you do, let's knock all for the rest of
the day. You can learn a lot more about America
thanks to another great thing we invented YouTube. When you
finish learning stuff, you can also use it to watch
cats play the piano and fat guys get hitting the nuggets.
Just two more of the great things about this great country.
Speaker 1 (36:12):
And that's it for.
Speaker 5 (36:13):
Carpool you summer school until next time. This is mister
Rhubarb saying, this is mister Rhubarb. Happy Independence Day, God
bless America and quit ruining my life.
Speaker 1 (36:29):
Good morning, Big show's on the radio. More big show
right around the corner.
Speaker 13 (36:34):
I'm working with mister Bill Cox over his outfit, and
I like to listen to John Boy and Billy and
they're big show. I like the way they talk.
Speaker 1 (36:43):
We're funny, aha, not funny queer, that's what they say.
Speaker 13 (36:49):
Anyhow, I've figured out what John Boy had a hard
time getting started in the morning. They ain't gotten the gays.
Speaker 5 (37:29):
Good morning, it's a big show on the radio. Before
we get Handsome dog us some sports not to top
bout today. We got this top ten liszt Taka Pods.
Speaker 11 (37:40):
Today's top ten, the top ten Terry Hansen nicknames or
Sci Fi Channel, Monster Movie number ten, Grandpa Gator, number nine,
Shark to Push number eight, The Beast from East Saint
Louis number seven, corn Dog, horn Dog number six, Leftysaurus
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Wrecks number five, Hermes Nightmare number four, Twitchy Mctwitcherson number three,
the Speckled Perv number two, the giz Puller, and the
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number one. Hanson nickname or Monster Movie SpongeBob no pants.
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Good morning, Big shows on the radio. Coming up, we
play Beat the Blonde. You can give you a big
old lowd Tiger's prize piecludes hat, t shirt, tumbler, twenty
five dollars gas card.
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of something wonderful. Speaking of wonderful, lets goo to. I'man
Terry Hansen.
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There's palatial estate in Saint Louis, Missouri, joining us on
our regular time here this Wednesday morning.
Speaker 1 (39:10):
Good morning, Terrence, Good morning there, sir. How are you?
Speaker 7 (39:14):
Man?
Speaker 5 (39:15):
I am so awesome, so awesome of hey, congratulation buddy, Tennessee.
We're gonna be celebrating all week. There's some stuff coming
y'all that you're gonna want. If you're a Tennessee fan.
You know the Big Show rules mornings in Knoxville, Tennessee.
And man, we are happy, happy, happy and Terry Man.
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You you buddy, you said, Buddy, Tony, I'm sorry, I'm more
excited than New York.
Speaker 7 (39:45):
That great.
Speaker 1 (39:46):
Yeah, I've I've been telling everybody.
Speaker 5 (39:48):
His dad was like, you know, I love the camera
shots that day would show him in the status.
Speaker 1 (39:53):
He was just just.
Speaker 8 (39:56):
Tony's beginning of the season, he played with my son
Joe and the kids, and I said to Tony on
the phone, I said, look, you know Joe's gone now,
but I'm adopting you for the season. So that's kind
of why I really been watching him, and I'm so
happy for him.
Speaker 5 (40:11):
Oh that is so awesome, so awesome, good stuff, buddy.
All right, well, well let's get to the day's topic. Now.
We're going from you getting fired Turner three times on
the day was just still a record there to a
Bible verse. Let's go to Genesis one three. Let there
be light, all right, hasn't you're good?
Speaker 1 (40:30):
Cats? Like, how are you going to turn that into
a sports break? You're you're quoting scripture.
Speaker 8 (40:36):
You're like the five tool player.
Speaker 1 (40:38):
Man, you gotta man.
Speaker 8 (40:42):
Back in nineteen eighty two, Turner Broadcasting get the rights
to college football, the first ever cable package, but they
had to had to be at night, and we were,
and a lot of the stadiums were not equipped with
lights back in those days. We you know, something we
never white thought about really. And so I get a
(41:03):
call from a fellow by named Joe Crookham.
Speaker 7 (41:06):
Who's a lawyer.
Speaker 8 (41:08):
He and his friend Myron Gordon started Musco Lighting in
nineteen seventy six, and they had just started a portable
lighting business, a brand new concept I'd.
Speaker 6 (41:21):
Never heard of before.
Speaker 8 (41:23):
So Joe Crookham called me and told me about this,
and he wanted to know where I was going to
be next week, and I said, spring training with the Braves.
So Joe flies down. He's a pilot with his own airplane.
He flies down to West Palm Beach and we have
breakfast and we're talking and he starts bringing out these
big charts with foot candles and all this kind of stuff.
(41:45):
And I said, Joe, I don't do foot candles, man,
I don't do that. What are you doing tomorrow? I said,
I got to New Orleans for the Final Four, that's
when Georgetown played North Carolina. And I said, I got
a ticket for you. He says, well, I got a
plane for you. So he flew me to New Orleans
(42:06):
and we went to the game, and sitting there at
the game, we made the deal and I said, now
this is all continued upon this stuff working, right. He goes, yeah,
So I had he had tested up in Iowa and
sent my engineers. He said, you want to go. I said,
heck no, I don't want to be anywhere near this thing.
So he called me at home and he said, Terry,
(42:26):
this is light brighter than the light than sunlight. And
it was so good. So the first game they did
was Miami at Notre Dame with that system, and then
with us it was BYU at Las Vegas in nineteen
eighty two. They had three or four trucks. They'd bring
out this big arm and go over the top of
the stadium and they'd like the place. And we got
(42:49):
an Indiana Syracuse.
Speaker 1 (42:51):
Game coming up.
Speaker 8 (42:52):
I get a call from the athletic director, Ralph Floyd, said,
we can't do this. What do you mean? Well, we
thought about one thing. The parking lot aren't going to
be lit. And I called Joe. I'm all upset money
and Joe, here's Joe, Terry it'll work out, okay, I said,
what do you mean? He said, we'll just turn the
lights around to the parking lots, and that's exactly what
they did. And then you remember in ninety one when
(43:15):
he came and talked to Bruton Smith at the Speedway,
did the whole survey and then Bruton, as Bruton would
say at the end, but we can't have any polls.
So they had to go back to Iowa and Joe
got with the Myron Myron Gordon and he had a
mirror thing. So then he came world famous. They've done
(43:36):
Olympics Statue of Liberty, They've done Willie Mayson last week
on ESPN, and Joe Crookham and Myron Gordon and Joe's
wife Jeanny Berry have done an outstanding job. And good
people can do good things. And they were great to
work for.
Speaker 5 (43:55):
A Muscow an amazing and real American success store. And
I just love that that you were the guy got
it going. You don't think about it.
Speaker 6 (44:03):
It was no like.
Speaker 1 (44:04):
Nighttime college football. Then you got that.
Speaker 5 (44:07):
And then he goes over to the racetracks and look
at everything we're enjoying, and that's you, man, that's you,
my mal Reice. We love you, buddy. O can't wait
to see what's on tap for next week.
Speaker 8 (44:17):
All right, okay, buddy, all right, I'm gonna have I'm
gonna talk about the par three tournament I did for ESPN.
It was in prime time, and then the week after this,
I've had some light of inquiries about my buddy Ed. Well,
i'll say payway, and I've got a couple of stories
about Ed. We're gonna cost you in a couple of weeks.
Speaker 5 (44:35):
Okay, good deal, Good deal, my boy. You have a
great rest of your week. We talked to you next week.
Right now, Tata, you get ready to Babby. Let's play
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