June 28, 2024 • 40 mins
Friday (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, it’s Friday and we’ve got all of our usual Friday favorites lined up.. - Ricky B. Sharpe and Lucy R. star in today’s Playhouse entitled, “The Fender Bender”.. - John Boy gives away some more -um- stuff.. - Tom Sorensen fills us in on this week in sports.. - and we’ll wrap up the week a couple of Big Show favorites from our BitBox - “The Car Wreck Voicemail” and “The Ballad of Bruce Jenner”..
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Speaker 1 (00:26):
Good morning, it's a big Shaw on the radio. Roll
it to your Friday and today's feature track. Going to
make show, bid box up, ballad of Bruce Jenner.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
I want to wear that capain.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
The week of Caitlin if the head for this keywords Bruce, ballad, damn,
the bed box, happen the Big show dot com. Okay
they take out on their contest, but you can't get
to We'll call you contest. You want to play, we
may got happen too that. Maybe it isn't right here.
(01:00):
It's me to blonde Leslie. To the contestant, Hannah from Liberty,
South Carolina, good morning, Anna, hellllo, I'm so glad you're
in here with us.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
Annah.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
You know we're gonna ask I blonde some questions you
agree or disagree based on your hair color. I was
just kiding him that far. What color is your hair? Anna?
Speaker 4 (01:24):
But I have highlight brown.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
With highlights around with highlights. Thank you? Ready always translates
what women say. Yeah, I speak all right? An, Well
there we go with Taylor. Let's start off with an
old superstition.
Speaker 5 (01:40):
Why not says.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
If a baby is born feet first, it will have
a special talent. What talent?
Speaker 5 (01:50):
The ability to hold his breath for a really long time.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Let's thank her. Right there, he's coming out feet first, thank.
Speaker 5 (02:00):
You, not only Yes, he's a dancer.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
A dancer. That's good. Dancer there, Anna, do you agree
or disagree? I'm gonna and then what was the thing
to do? Yeah? A psychic? The baby will be a psychic.
Speaker 5 (02:23):
Superstition.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
All right, let's go number two as one girl for Anna.
According to the Bible, when Lott's wife turned and saw
the wicked cities of Sodom and Gomorrah, she changed into
something what was it Bible story, Catholic?
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Does you know this?
Speaker 5 (02:45):
I mean a stylish leather jumpsuit.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
It was a desert, you know, got.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
A hot.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
She turned a stone, turned to stone. Anna, do you
agree or disagree? I'm sorry, she said, she disagreed with that.
You disagree with that? And that wasn't they to do that?
It's you the wind and stone. Maybe you're still back
(03:19):
in Greek mythology with the Medusa that turned people to
stone in the biblical world. No, she turned to salt,
a pillar of salt, yeah, which I always thought was
kind of weird. Salt really okay, but it looked like
a stone right, look what the body is mostly made of?
Speaker 2 (03:36):
You know?
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Yeah? Then like you suck on the water out but
you have a big salt block stylish hey Anna, look
at you. Maybe winning the big old mount Olive Pickles
prize pack. No whatever, laughs, time we'll get you what
we got for you here? Oh yes, all right, why
(04:06):
we're gonna jump out, catch you a phone, your news
on the other side, our time capsule about a Friday
morning leave and then wen we got you covered.
Speaker 6 (04:45):
This is the award winning John boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
One export John boynbella young mad Madgieice, how's it going?
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Take a wild Yes, I say you're mad. You don'g
got two and I'm mad. I'm madder and Kevin Harviick
Heaven Thanksgiving to Kyle Bush's house. That's mad. I'm boys,
believe it or not. I had three or four relatively
good days in a row a couple of weeks ago.
It was right around the time Osa have Ben Ladden
(05:24):
finally took a bullet in the burka. I'll tell you
one thing. Seal Team six knows how to take care
of business. They killed him, took a few snapshots loaded
him on a helicopter, dropped his saws in the middle
of the ocean, buried at sea. I guess that means
he's steal surrounded by seals. Oh, Somemoma's whole story kind
(05:47):
of fell apart there at the end, didn't it. They
kept saying he was a freedom fighter in a cave
way up in the mountains. Turns out he's living around
the corner from the Circle Cave and down Constance spent
five years hold up in a crappy split level with
three wives and twenty eight children. How people do that them?
(06:09):
I'm surprised he didn't need a bullet for the seals
hem ever got there. And that so called holy Man
was always mouth and all about how America so corrupt
and sinful. It's from a guy who was sucking back
two cases of Petsy the week, had pot plants growing
in his backyard, yad run to the bathroom seat, and
(06:30):
two hundred porn movies on his computer. So apparently he'd
make his little YouTube videos about how all of us
infidels are sex crazy. Then it took back with a
double feature A Debbie does Damascus and ghost bat Mountains.
So anyway, I was in a pretty good mood for
(06:53):
about three days. And who came along and messed it up?
Now all hands and nay boy baraka. It was John
Boy's people who as right juggles. I'm talking about the
American Indians and their little hissy fit about the word Geronimo. Thems,
(07:13):
the Lifties in the Native American community got their panties
in the ward because Seal Team six picked Geronimo as
their code name for Ben Lawden. And before Goat Boy
even got to the bottom of the ocean, He's goops
were on the news crying about it. When we associate
a historical hero like Geronimo was someone like Osama bin Laden,
(07:37):
it's stereotypes. All our people is savage and uncivilized. The
president should apologize on National TV. Let me say this
about that my big old bus while you lifties that
smoked a doobie on the way to school and slipped
through history class. Geronimo was the American Indian war here
(08:00):
that avoided being captured for thirty years while he's fighting
against the United States back in the eighteen hundreds. So
it ain't like they pulled his name out of a hat.
They Picturonimo because believe it or not, somebody in the
American government actually knows a little bit about American history.
Now we could get a few of them to crack
(08:21):
open a textbook on basic economics. We still have time
to keep the country from going down here call it. Look,
I'm not an idot. I know the Indian's got a
raw deal, But do you really think now's the time
for a history lesson. America's trying to feel good about
ourselves for a few minutes. Here y'all come beating us
(08:42):
over the head about stuff it happened one hundred and
fifty years ago. Who are you my wife? All you
wany achimists didn't have a problem with the eighty second
Airborn Yilla and Geronimo when they were jumping out of
planes to fight the Nazis in World War Two? How
about all, I'm a patching helicopters and Tomahawk missiles we
(09:03):
used to keep the Islambo nuts from blowing you up
while you waiting in line at Starbucks. Can't you cry, babies?
Let America have just one week of feeling good about
something without y'all running in the street and taking a
dump in the middle of a victory prayer, John boyd
wore them. Get your cousins off the table. Don't worry, No,
(09:26):
where's an election coming up next year, you loud mouth lift.
He's got plenty of time to go on TV and
talk about how bad America sucks. My turn in, Sit down,
Shut up, I mean quite wearing my life, John Boy, Billy,
y'all have a nice.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
Day, jun Boy and Billy.
Speaker 7 (09:45):
The mind is always chattering away with a thousand thoughts
at once.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
Clarity is the path to enter peace. Look, just give
me some interpeace or I'm up the floor with you
this morning. Radio dumb right.
Speaker 8 (10:23):
Good morning Anizavik Shaw on the radio.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
No, I don't think he's eligible to win. I'm going
to tell you my wonderful thing giveaway in minutes. You
registered listen up to see if you want. In meantime,
we turn it over to mister Rubarb. Thank you give
me the beat.
Speaker 6 (10:42):
Hello, boys and girls, this is mister Rubarb, the headmaster
of Carpool University. For those of you that farted around
in class all year, Welcome to Carpool you summer school.
We do what we can to keep you from turning
into a breathing moron. Between now at the beginning of
fall semester. Well, since the fourth of July is right
(11:06):
around the corner, today's topic is a quick refresher course
in American history. Let me preach about it. July fourth
is Independence Day. A long time ago, America was run
by a country called England.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
But one day a bunch of.
Speaker 6 (11:23):
Americans got tired of that crap and fought a war
against England to win our freedom. Just think if those
brave early Americans hadn't decided to stand up and fight,
today would all still be speaking English. There were a
lot of different in the alerty years of America. There
were yes, okay, how along with the black people had
(11:46):
to work really hard without getting paid. It was called slavery,
and it was a very bad thing. But President Abraham
Lincoln put an end to slavery. Now it's against the
law to make somebody work without getting paid, although a
part time shift at McDonald's comes pretty close. In the
middle of the twentieth century, America fought a big war
(12:09):
against the Germans and the Japanese, who said they were
going to take over America. But after we won the war,
the only part of America the Germans and the Japanese
were able to take over was the car business. One
of the most important things in America is education. We
made sure everybody had a chance to go to school.
(12:30):
Some of the smartest people in the world have been Americans,
great writers, scientists, and lots of inventors. Americans invented stuff
like the light bulb and the telephone and the airplane.
Then somebody invented TV and America started getting stupider again. Today,
America is still the land of freedom, but we're not perfect.
(12:54):
There are still things we could do a lot better,
like getting along with people who are a different color
than us, and helping everybody find a good job, and
making the NFL quit acting like it's our fault when
one of their football.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
Players hits a girl.
Speaker 6 (13:10):
But America is the land of the free, where we
can say whatever we want until we say the wrong
thing and have to close our Twitter account, where we
can get on a TV show even if we don't
have any talent, and if we're not as successful as
we want to be, we can change our name to
Caitlin and start all over again. Yes, this is America,
(13:32):
where the men are men and sometimes so we're the women.
There's a lot more to the story of America. But
since this is summer school and I don't really want
to be here anymore than you do, let's knock off.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
For the rest of the day.
Speaker 6 (13:47):
You can learn a lot more about America thanks to
another great thing we invented YouTube. When you finish learning stuff,
you can also use it to watch cats play the
piano and fat guys get.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
Hitting the nuggets.
Speaker 6 (14:01):
Just two more of the great things about this great country.
And that's it for carpool you summer school until next time.
This is mister Rhubarb saying. This is mister Rhubarb. Happy
Independence Day, God bless America and quit ruining my life.
(14:22):
Good morning the Big shows on the radio, Hang on
all right, listen to you, mog It's time to button
your yaps.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
Say, I'm trying to listen to these two oclowns. John
boyn Belly on the Big Show. Yeah, the Big Show.
It's big, say bigger than big. It's you know him,
I say, he's adorable. It is John Boys wonderful things
(15:13):
giveaways started cleaning out piles of my stuff. Has explained
at the Big Show dot com. You want to read
why I'm giving doubleways. I don't think we really tell
the real reason. Oh I can tell my wife money,
Well you got we don't know it. Oh, let's see
who wins Wonderful Things Number one hundred and nine. Those
(15:36):
two double X Allen Broder polo shirts. It looks like
this week's winners coming out of the great state of Alabama. Warning, Warning, Warning, Gunnersville, Alabama,
home of d Way now low.
Speaker 4 (15:54):
D Way.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
Now you got you some double X polo shirts coming
to you, old pad down Gunnersville, not co cut and
one T shirt in honor of Robert D. Rayford will
go as my Wonderful Thing Giveaway one hundred and ten.
You lived in the United States of the Offended. Take
(16:18):
your bible a little later today we'll roll it through
July fourth. Here a rare triple X. There you go,
big boys, you've been letting it at the Big Show
dot Com. Good morning, got the Big Show on the
radio coming up. Last Round's a worthy word of the
week four Big Old lawd Tigers Prize pack Law Tigers
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motorcycle lawyers who ride. Go to Lawtigers dot Com and
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visit US. I hope you do check it out, hang on,
play for it in minutes. But right now, our Friday
morning sports guru at the many years of service of
the Charlotte Observer. When this it was a young John
Boy and young Tom Sorenson come into the Queens City
(17:01):
about the same time. And well here we are, Tom,
still together over the radio. Thank you so much, my boy.
Speaker 9 (17:08):
Well, thank you. We're still clicking, we're still living, We're
still we don't go to bars as extensively as we
once did. I can say that of this, well at
least a wee part.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
Well, Okay, NBA draft Wednesday and Thursday. You said the
first time I guess you think about the draft was
spread over two days.
Speaker 9 (17:33):
Yeah, they saw how successful it was for the NFL
and they thought they'd give it a shot. And you know,
it's it's fun, it's it's if you have a team
that doesn't win. Charlotte is an example for most sports,
it's just a chance to get well. And this was
not a really strong draft at the top. You know,
(17:54):
it's full of French guys and that's fine. It was
last season too. But I think there are some good
I don't know there'll be great players, but there are
some good team, enhancing players come out of here and
you know, hopefully the Hornets count one.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
France. Yeah, let me put up some more goals over there,
as I don't know. Well, So several NFL teams looking
for a new stadium, including our Carolina Panthers, and look
like that happens. So they should be here for a while,
aren't Tom.
Speaker 9 (18:28):
Yeah. City council voted seven to three and Panthers committed
for twenty years, but they have it out after fifteen.
But if they if they do that after fifteen years,
then they're going to have to pay a substantial penalty.
The thing is, why wouldn't they stay? I mean, this
is a good market, and there are some markets around
(18:50):
the country that don't have teams. But pretty much it's
it's occupied, you know, it's it's full, and the teams
always like to threaten. Casey, for example, did not get
the vote at one on a new stadium for baseball
and football. Casey is also located in two states, you know,
Missouri and Kansas. And how Kansas jumped in and said,
(19:12):
we love you, well, how many stadiums you need? So
they you know, they I think they'll see in Missouri
and then Yeah, Jacksonville just voted to uh to build
a new stadium down there.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
That's it. Man, So does this gonna raise prices for
the Carolina Panthers in this new statement? How does that work? Time?
When they do six hundred and fifty million dollar renovation,
it's going to have to be closed for at least
there was season, wouldn't you say?
Speaker 2 (19:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (19:42):
Because they're going to do it incrementally. They're not going
to do it all at once. You know, it's going
to be audio and video and fixed bathrooms and make
it more accessible for handicapped and uh, they're going to
keep keep the thing going. And uh, they'll just do
it heavily in the office. And it should be it
(20:03):
shouldn't get in the way of football. And you just
hope this season there's some football to get in the
way out because last year what they were doing wasn't
really considered pro football.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
Yes, and uh, and that's fine. You know about a
lot of people say I don't want tax money going
for a billionaire sports, but it was gonna go somewhere anyway.
It's not raising the citizens taxes. It's off taxes for
restaurants and tourists and of course the has never used
those facilities like that, we was gonna get used. But
(20:37):
but Tom and as we say, we don't go too
many restaurants uptown anymore.
Speaker 9 (20:42):
So you know, okay, we used to run into each other, remember.
Speaker 1 (20:52):
Well, so let's see. Uh lastly, oh, I didn't notice
this time. The NFL has quietly pushed the lead up
some for this coming season. Yeah, what.
Speaker 9 (21:05):
You're talking about the eighteen game season?
Speaker 2 (21:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (21:07):
Yeah, is that for sure?
Speaker 9 (21:10):
No, and it won't it won't kick in for a while.
But Roger Goodell, before the second day of the NFL Draft,
recently made an appearance on a live show. Of course,
it got booed because he always gets and then he said,
I want to drop one exhibition game, replace it with
an eighteenth regular season game, and then he got cheered,
(21:32):
and then he said, what we would do is to
have two buys during the season, so the super Bowl
would not be until President's Day, which means that after
all this time, fans get what they want, which is
the day a holiday the day after the super Bowl.
And so that got suddenly Roger Goodell, people thought, you know,
(21:53):
I kind of like this.
Speaker 1 (21:54):
I've always liked Yeah, so man, that will be great
President's Day holiday the day after the super Bowl and
another game.
Speaker 9 (22:02):
Yeah it's the nineteenth this year, so you're pushing it
back into February. But so what and just yeah it
ought to be a holiday.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
I've always absolutely all right, good stuff, give us something
look forward to, Tom, keep bye on that board, buddy,
you have a great weekend, Stay cool and stay off
at bike for a while. Too hard to be peddling you.
Speaker 9 (22:24):
Maybe i'll maybe I'll run in bar.
Speaker 1 (22:28):
That's making the parking lot, all right, you buddy? Thank
you man. Hi, y'all, Well, let's play our last worthy
word rounds of the week. One ain't hundred Big show
you told free line. We'll get a couple of contestants
and play next. Good morning, it's a big show on
(23:08):
the radio. Maybe one out there right. Today's feature track
from the Big Show bit box The Ballad of Bruce Jenner.
You got keywords Bruce Ballad. When you hit the bid
box at the Big Show dot com click out on
their contest money can't get there, We'll call you. Won't
pleat this? Make it happen?
Speaker 7 (23:25):
Do?
Speaker 2 (23:25):
I went to everybody's head about the bed.
Speaker 1 (23:28):
The wordy word not a worthy word? Let's meet the contestants.
We got Charlie out of Prestonsburg, Kentucky. Good morning, Charlie
went good morning. Hey, welcome buddy, and you're playing Paul.
He is out of Lake Martin, Alabama. Good morning, Paul.
Speaker 2 (23:47):
Dude, Good morning.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
Good morning. All right, you all welcome in here. Charlie's
Paul Alabama, Charlie, Paul, Charles up in Kentucky. Oh, y'all
know where you are. Let's team up, Paul and Taylor,
John Boyd and Charlie. All right, boys, so uh, Paul,
you relax. Me and Charlie. I'll go for the first
thirty seconds. All right, you.
Speaker 2 (24:08):
Ready, Charlie, I'm ready. Let's go.
Speaker 1 (24:11):
All right, start the clock now. Snakes and lizards are
one of these. You go to the Blank farm, yeah,
uh huh okay, uh the Blank of the Lambs that
movie Jody Foster, because yes, uh huh, leather and blank?
Are you wear blank undies sometime when you're fancy like
(24:32):
ladies not guys? Okay? It has this uh no, it's
like on the edges. On the edges is white and
the state. Yes, okay, okay, this will do under your breath?
What am I sounds like you're hitting on. What do
with three on the board, Charlie, you did with what
(24:55):
I gave you, buddy, good work. Let's see what Tater
and Paul can do. Are you ready?
Speaker 3 (25:02):
Man?
Speaker 1 (25:03):
I was ready to laugh. Y'all have at it, ready
to go.
Speaker 10 (25:08):
This is when someone's like talking real loone. You can't
understand them, and this is what they're doing. It's like mumble,
but it's like mumble, but it's not no, uh, it's okay,
all right? You know what the first part of the
word is, what do you call a dog that's a
mixed breed, half very mud?
Speaker 2 (25:31):
Yes?
Speaker 10 (25:31):
So hey, when someone wears fancy clothes, they go, oh,
she's got blank, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (25:43):
We got mutter. That's a good way to break that
down there, y'all. Put a one on the board, Charlie
leading three to one. That's going around too. All right, Charlie,
are you ready? Let's go start the clock now. She
keeps up of the latest fashion, she's always in in yes,
(26:05):
uh huh, all right, you peel one of these. It
makes you cry vegetable, yeah, uh huh. Take an old
timy picture with a just take a picture with what No,
it don't matter take a pare. Yes, uh, this is
what you would get in school to have your grades
on it. You take it home. Yes, uh huh. Opposite
(26:26):
of the bottom is the coup that a boy. All right,
put five on the board with that three and eight score.
Good work, Charlie. So Paul and Taylor seven will tie
this bad boy up and fours overtime eight will win
it and tie my all time worthy word record. So
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see what y'all can do. Paul is still relapsing into
getting it right.
Speaker 5 (26:54):
Okay, and go all right you it's not a sun tan,
it's a sun.
Speaker 1 (27:01):
To burn.
Speaker 10 (27:02):
Yes, chicken blank McDonald sells them chicken nugget, Yes, okay,
they're longer than chicken nuggets.
Speaker 5 (27:11):
Yeah. An eagle flies and eagle will blank they call it. Yeah,
it was like what do you call it when he yes?
Speaker 10 (27:20):
Yeah, Hey, you get on your knees and you do
this to the lord you Yeah, this is in the
hotel is the front area, and you give us more time.
Speaker 1 (27:30):
Oh you came up aload your jolly wins eight to
five final score on that.
Speaker 2 (27:35):
But that was good.
Speaker 1 (27:39):
For one rid ball fall out, Alabama. You can try
again in time, buddy. We appreciate you playing, hey.
Speaker 3 (27:47):
Man, I sure enjoy it.
Speaker 1 (27:48):
Man, Thank you so much, John Boy, Billy, all right,
thank you, Paul, Thank you, Buddy, and Charlie. Look at
you up in Prestonsburg, waiting to get you a one
hundred and twenty dollars. Now you're gonna get them in
my prize back. I just had it up there. You're long,
Tiger's prize packed. Charlie headed up your way. Buddy.
Speaker 2 (28:06):
That sounds great.
Speaker 6 (28:07):
Well, that sounds great, John, Bo and Billy. I love you,
I love you.
Speaker 1 (28:10):
Can't do a shout out?
Speaker 2 (28:11):
You go ahead, all right.
Speaker 4 (28:12):
I want to say how to my wife Rachel and
my four babies. I love him very much.
Speaker 1 (28:16):
All right, jolly, appreciate you and yours listening to the
Big Show. Good morning, this Big Show on the radio.
All right, we got our Friday bit request here first
shout out and some players we had in some games
this week. We're just talking about it, man, that younger
the younger generation coming up. Man, y'all raised right, what
about Ryan who played wordy word earlier? Ryan's thirty five,
(28:40):
been listening since he was a kid with his dad,
who was a coal miner West Virginia. And we talked
about that man. Now his son, who is nine years old,
is listening to the Big Show with him riding the
school man. That's awesome. Let's say, oh, shout out to
Anna Jones from Liberty, South Carolina. She played beating the
Blonde early twenty six year old little baby doll that
(29:01):
grew up listening to the Big Show as well. Yes, sir, yeah,
that is. That is so, you know, we were talking
about that. Of course, you know, all right, we've been
in Charlotte, North Carolina broadcasting. Oh no, first it was
a radio station nineteen eighty eighty six, and then the
one we're on now from eighty six to the present
right now, as long as that lasts. And uh so
I was looking at it. So it's not just Charlotte
(29:23):
that kids was raised up listening to our show and
then turning on their kids because we started syndicating in
ninety three. So you look at that man. Was that
thirty years twenty?
Speaker 6 (29:34):
Well it's thirty one, that's right, yeah, thirty three, oh three, yeah,
twenty thirteen.
Speaker 1 (29:39):
Oh better, that's about that.
Speaker 5 (29:41):
That's how Ryan's like, you know, thirty five. I know,
Charlie's thirty eight.
Speaker 1 (29:44):
How about that. So anyway, that is just neat. And
if you got if you got kids and you were
a big Show kid, now your kid is a big
show kid. Would love to hear about you on that.
You can hit us up to John won't be a
a Facebook page or the Big Show dot com if
you would like to.
Speaker 10 (29:59):
And since I was on the phones, I have to
let Donnie Smith from Trent and Georgia, he let me
know that his daughter Allison is called tater Queen.
Speaker 1 (30:06):
Is that right?
Speaker 10 (30:07):
And that she's the original. And I'm just I'm just Tater.
I bow down to Allison the Tater Queen and Trent
and Georgia.
Speaker 1 (30:14):
Hey, Allison, tater Queen, you got a bit of the title.
Speaker 5 (30:16):
Sure give him the gravity of the situation.
Speaker 9 (30:19):
That seems inappropriate to do or say something funny right now.
Speaker 1 (30:24):
So we'll just go with our bit requests here. Donnie
Stable now he played a game, he played wordy word
with us yesterday and he is the one that made
a classic bit request here. Yeah, so we're doing it
for you just like we promised. Donnie. Your request the
car wreck voicemail is coming up next. Good morning, It's
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all make showing the radio bit request Donna Stable blade
wordy word? What was yesterday, New Martinsville, West Virginia. Here
go you request, Donnie. It's time bringing old mail life letters.
Oh we get letters. You get your letter. Stop read
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let us what those letters?
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I got to say?
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Oh?
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All write it in there you go from Shema since
us into us. Hey, guys, don't mess with Bible toting
old lady. Read this little explanation and listen to the voicemail.
You gotta laugh with the guy. On a recent Spurs trip,
we were asking one of our sponsors for some funny
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stories or experiences with the company. The funniest story he
had was when an operations manager was late for a
meeting and called his boss to tell him he was
running late. As he was leaving the voicemail message, he
went us an accident and went on to provide play
by play of the incident, telling us the story. He
promised to send us a copy of the voicemail.
Speaker 7 (32:27):
Here it is.
Speaker 6 (32:28):
This is the actual voicemail message has pass along afforded
so many times it crashed our voicemail server.
Speaker 1 (32:33):
Wow, maybe you guys could help out. All right, all right,
well here, let's listen to this voicemail, Hey, Mark.
Speaker 3 (32:39):
Excuse me.
Speaker 4 (32:40):
I'm on a white thirty seven sixty eight kind of
got hung up. It's raining out here on the way
into Dallas. Jerry's probably gonna be calling you to find
out where I'm at if you can't get a hold
of me. I'm sure so I thought, whoa whoo, man,
I just got a wreck right in front of me.
This guy ran a red light and hit old ladies
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in a in an impalla, just kind of clipping and
turn them around right in front of me. Man, that
was close. Oh.
Speaker 3 (33:07):
Now, this guy is getting out of.
Speaker 4 (33:08):
His car, got a got a white shirt on with
a tin of cigarette hanging out his He's throwing his
hands up in the air like he like like it
was their fault, Honda.
Speaker 3 (33:19):
He's going over there window.
Speaker 4 (33:21):
She's rolling down the window.
Speaker 3 (33:24):
Oh man, I think she's spraying with pep her spraying.
Speaker 7 (33:27):
Man.
Speaker 3 (33:28):
He's on his hand, he's on his face and he's
on his she's getting out. She's feeding them and umbrella.
Not a woman. They're kidding then too.
Speaker 11 (33:41):
There's one woman with a little black person.
Speaker 3 (33:44):
She's turn of hooking him.
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Man.
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She looks like her son's about twenty twenty horse star Jackham.
Speaker 2 (33:52):
We got another woman that.
Speaker 3 (33:57):
She's like like he's got a cattle fry. Then she's
got a skin. I'm probably she's sticking in her side.
There's at knowing that it's a little woman looks like
mother because she's got oh she mean him. She Vena
has got the upid bag. She's got oh she mean him,
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she Vener, She's got the upid bag. It's huge.
Speaker 4 (34:24):
Just about the.
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Time though she's about four foot nothing.
Speaker 11 (34:27):
She hit him over the head.
Speaker 3 (34:28):
Everything went on the place, her bible fell him and
handing the people.
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She picked his file up and she left wall rend
you was a hut.
Speaker 3 (34:45):
Back in the eye version. There's still need the helluse
has got? She picks his tie up and raised it
up above her head and just being the guy. This
guy's not getting up still, Oh god, you're steal it.
And the work with the little black persons still all
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faces of oh okay. He's up on the car the
wic just being.
Speaker 11 (35:19):
Looking in a big bag.
Speaker 3 (35:22):
He's running into his car and.
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He's there, Hello, little bad my good one.
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She's trucking coming trying up.
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I wish you would have been here, Red, Oh this
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Go alright, that was fun. Good morning book shows on
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they take out on their contest, but you can't get
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It's me to blonde Leslie. To the contestant, Hannah from Liberty,
South Carolina, good morning, Anna, hellllo, I'm so glad you're
in here with us.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
Annah.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
You know we're gonna ask I blonde some questions you
agree or disagree based on your hair color. I was
just kiding him that far. What color is your hair? Anna?
Speaker 4 (01:24):
But I have highlight brown.
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With highlights around with highlights. Thank you? Ready always translates
what women say. Yeah, I speak all right? An, Well
there we go with Taylor. Let's start off with an
old superstition.
Speaker 5 (01:40):
Why not says.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
If a baby is born feet first, it will have
a special talent. What talent?
Speaker 5 (01:50):
The ability to hold his breath for a really long time.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Let's thank her. Right there, he's coming out feet first, thank.
Speaker 5 (02:00):
You, not only Yes, he's a dancer.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
A dancer. That's good. Dancer there, Anna, do you agree
or disagree? I'm gonna and then what was the thing
to do? Yeah? A psychic? The baby will be a psychic.
Speaker 5 (02:23):
Superstition.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
All right, let's go number two as one girl for Anna.
According to the Bible, when Lott's wife turned and saw
the wicked cities of Sodom and Gomorrah, she changed into
something what was it Bible story, Catholic?
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Does you know this?
Speaker 5 (02:45):
I mean a stylish leather jumpsuit.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
It was a desert, you know, got.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
A hot.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
She turned a stone, turned to stone. Anna, do you
agree or disagree? I'm sorry, she said, she disagreed with that.
You disagree with that? And that wasn't they to do that?
It's you the wind and stone. Maybe you're still back
(03:19):
in Greek mythology with the Medusa that turned people to
stone in the biblical world. No, she turned to salt,
a pillar of salt, yeah, which I always thought was
kind of weird. Salt really okay, but it looked like
a stone right, look what the body is mostly made of?
Speaker 2 (03:36):
You know?
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Yeah? Then like you suck on the water out but
you have a big salt block stylish hey Anna, look
at you. Maybe winning the big old mount Olive Pickles
prize pack. No whatever, laughs, time we'll get you what
we got for you here? Oh yes, all right, why
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we're gonna jump out, catch you a phone, your news
on the other side, our time capsule about a Friday
morning leave and then wen we got you covered.
Speaker 6 (04:45):
This is the award winning John boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
One export John boynbella young mad Madgieice, how's it going?
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Take a wild Yes, I say you're mad. You don'g
got two and I'm mad. I'm madder and Kevin Harviick
Heaven Thanksgiving to Kyle Bush's house. That's mad. I'm boys,
believe it or not. I had three or four relatively
good days in a row a couple of weeks ago.
It was right around the time Osa have Ben Ladden
(05:24):
finally took a bullet in the burka. I'll tell you
one thing. Seal Team six knows how to take care
of business. They killed him, took a few snapshots loaded
him on a helicopter, dropped his saws in the middle
of the ocean, buried at sea. I guess that means
he's steal surrounded by seals. Oh, Somemoma's whole story kind
(05:47):
of fell apart there at the end, didn't it. They
kept saying he was a freedom fighter in a cave
way up in the mountains. Turns out he's living around
the corner from the Circle Cave and down Constance spent
five years hold up in a crappy split level with
three wives and twenty eight children. How people do that them?
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I'm surprised he didn't need a bullet for the seals
hem ever got there. And that so called holy Man
was always mouth and all about how America so corrupt
and sinful. It's from a guy who was sucking back
two cases of Petsy the week, had pot plants growing
in his backyard, yad run to the bathroom seat, and
(06:30):
two hundred porn movies on his computer. So apparently he'd
make his little YouTube videos about how all of us
infidels are sex crazy. Then it took back with a
double feature A Debbie does Damascus and ghost bat Mountains.
So anyway, I was in a pretty good mood for
(06:53):
about three days. And who came along and messed it up?
Now all hands and nay boy baraka. It was John
Boy's people who as right juggles. I'm talking about the
American Indians and their little hissy fit about the word Geronimo. Thems,
(07:13):
the Lifties in the Native American community got their panties
in the ward because Seal Team six picked Geronimo as
their code name for Ben Lawden. And before Goat Boy
even got to the bottom of the ocean, He's goops
were on the news crying about it. When we associate
a historical hero like Geronimo was someone like Osama bin Laden,
(07:37):
it's stereotypes. All our people is savage and uncivilized. The
president should apologize on National TV. Let me say this
about that my big old bus while you lifties that
smoked a doobie on the way to school and slipped
through history class. Geronimo was the American Indian war here
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that avoided being captured for thirty years while he's fighting
against the United States back in the eighteen hundreds. So
it ain't like they pulled his name out of a hat.
They Picturonimo because believe it or not, somebody in the
American government actually knows a little bit about American history.
Now we could get a few of them to crack
(08:21):
open a textbook on basic economics. We still have time
to keep the country from going down here call it. Look,
I'm not an idot. I know the Indian's got a
raw deal, But do you really think now's the time
for a history lesson. America's trying to feel good about
ourselves for a few minutes. Here y'all come beating us
(08:42):
over the head about stuff it happened one hundred and
fifty years ago. Who are you my wife? All you
wany achimists didn't have a problem with the eighty second
Airborn Yilla and Geronimo when they were jumping out of
planes to fight the Nazis in World War Two? How
about all, I'm a patching helicopters and Tomahawk missiles we
(09:03):
used to keep the Islambo nuts from blowing you up
while you waiting in line at Starbucks. Can't you cry, babies?
Let America have just one week of feeling good about
something without y'all running in the street and taking a
dump in the middle of a victory prayer, John boyd
wore them. Get your cousins off the table. Don't worry, No,
(09:26):
where's an election coming up next year, you loud mouth lift.
He's got plenty of time to go on TV and
talk about how bad America sucks. My turn in, Sit down,
Shut up, I mean quite wearing my life, John Boy, Billy,
y'all have a nice.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
Day, jun Boy and Billy.
Speaker 7 (09:45):
The mind is always chattering away with a thousand thoughts
at once.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
Clarity is the path to enter peace. Look, just give
me some interpeace or I'm up the floor with you
this morning. Radio dumb right.
Speaker 8 (10:23):
Good morning Anizavik Shaw on the radio.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
No, I don't think he's eligible to win. I'm going
to tell you my wonderful thing giveaway in minutes. You
registered listen up to see if you want. In meantime,
we turn it over to mister Rubarb. Thank you give
me the beat.
Speaker 6 (10:42):
Hello, boys and girls, this is mister Rubarb, the headmaster
of Carpool University. For those of you that farted around
in class all year, Welcome to Carpool you summer school.
We do what we can to keep you from turning
into a breathing moron. Between now at the beginning of
fall semester. Well, since the fourth of July is right
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around the corner, today's topic is a quick refresher course
in American history. Let me preach about it. July fourth
is Independence Day. A long time ago, America was run
by a country called England.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
But one day a bunch of.
Speaker 6 (11:23):
Americans got tired of that crap and fought a war
against England to win our freedom. Just think if those
brave early Americans hadn't decided to stand up and fight,
today would all still be speaking English. There were a
lot of different in the alerty years of America. There
were yes, okay, how along with the black people had
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to work really hard without getting paid. It was called slavery,
and it was a very bad thing. But President Abraham
Lincoln put an end to slavery. Now it's against the
law to make somebody work without getting paid, although a
part time shift at McDonald's comes pretty close. In the
middle of the twentieth century, America fought a big war
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against the Germans and the Japanese, who said they were
going to take over America. But after we won the war,
the only part of America the Germans and the Japanese
were able to take over was the car business. One
of the most important things in America is education. We
made sure everybody had a chance to go to school.
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Some of the smartest people in the world have been Americans,
great writers, scientists, and lots of inventors. Americans invented stuff
like the light bulb and the telephone and the airplane.
Then somebody invented TV and America started getting stupider again. Today,
America is still the land of freedom, but we're not perfect.
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There are still things we could do a lot better,
like getting along with people who are a different color
than us, and helping everybody find a good job, and
making the NFL quit acting like it's our fault when
one of their football.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
Players hits a girl.
Speaker 6 (13:10):
But America is the land of the free, where we
can say whatever we want until we say the wrong
thing and have to close our Twitter account, where we
can get on a TV show even if we don't
have any talent, and if we're not as successful as
we want to be, we can change our name to
Caitlin and start all over again. Yes, this is America,
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where the men are men and sometimes so we're the women.
There's a lot more to the story of America. But
since this is summer school and I don't really want
to be here anymore than you do, let's knock off.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
For the rest of the day.
Speaker 6 (13:47):
You can learn a lot more about America thanks to
another great thing we invented YouTube. When you finish learning stuff,
you can also use it to watch cats play the
piano and fat guys get.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
Hitting the nuggets.
Speaker 6 (14:01):
Just two more of the great things about this great country.
And that's it for carpool you summer school until next time.
This is mister Rhubarb saying. This is mister Rhubarb. Happy
Independence Day, God bless America and quit ruining my life.
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Good morning the Big shows on the radio, Hang on
all right, listen to you, mog It's time to button
your yaps.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
Say, I'm trying to listen to these two oclowns. John
boyn Belly on the Big Show. Yeah, the Big Show.
It's big, say bigger than big. It's you know him,
I say, he's adorable. It is John Boys wonderful things
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at the Big Show dot com. You want to read
why I'm giving doubleways. I don't think we really tell
the real reason. Oh I can tell my wife money,
Well you got we don't know it. Oh, let's see
who wins Wonderful Things Number one hundred and nine. Those
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two double X Allen Broder polo shirts. It looks like
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Now you got you some double X polo shirts coming
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You lived in the United States of the Offended. Take
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your bible a little later today we'll roll it through
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play for it in minutes. But right now, our Friday
morning sports guru at the many years of service of
the Charlotte Observer. When this it was a young John
Boy and young Tom Sorenson come into the Queens City
(17:01):
about the same time. And well here we are, Tom,
still together over the radio. Thank you so much, my boy.
Speaker 9 (17:08):
Well, thank you. We're still clicking, we're still living, We're
still we don't go to bars as extensively as we
once did. I can say that of this, well at
least a wee part.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
Well, Okay, NBA draft Wednesday and Thursday. You said the
first time I guess you think about the draft was
spread over two days.
Speaker 9 (17:33):
Yeah, they saw how successful it was for the NFL
and they thought they'd give it a shot. And you know,
it's it's fun, it's it's if you have a team
that doesn't win. Charlotte is an example for most sports,
it's just a chance to get well. And this was
not a really strong draft at the top. You know,
(17:54):
it's full of French guys and that's fine. It was
last season too. But I think there are some good
I don't know there'll be great players, but there are
some good team, enhancing players come out of here and
you know, hopefully the Hornets count one.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
France. Yeah, let me put up some more goals over there,
as I don't know. Well, So several NFL teams looking
for a new stadium, including our Carolina Panthers, and look
like that happens. So they should be here for a while,
aren't Tom.
Speaker 9 (18:28):
Yeah. City council voted seven to three and Panthers committed
for twenty years, but they have it out after fifteen.
But if they if they do that after fifteen years,
then they're going to have to pay a substantial penalty.
The thing is, why wouldn't they stay? I mean, this
is a good market, and there are some markets around
(18:50):
the country that don't have teams. But pretty much it's
it's occupied, you know, it's it's full, and the teams
always like to threaten. Casey, for example, did not get
the vote at one on a new stadium for baseball
and football. Casey is also located in two states, you know,
Missouri and Kansas. And how Kansas jumped in and said,
(19:12):
we love you, well, how many stadiums you need? So
they you know, they I think they'll see in Missouri
and then Yeah, Jacksonville just voted to uh to build
a new stadium down there.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
That's it. Man, So does this gonna raise prices for
the Carolina Panthers in this new statement? How does that work? Time?
When they do six hundred and fifty million dollar renovation,
it's going to have to be closed for at least
there was season, wouldn't you say?
Speaker 2 (19:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (19:42):
Because they're going to do it incrementally. They're not going
to do it all at once. You know, it's going
to be audio and video and fixed bathrooms and make
it more accessible for handicapped and uh, they're going to
keep keep the thing going. And uh, they'll just do
it heavily in the office. And it should be it
(20:03):
shouldn't get in the way of football. And you just
hope this season there's some football to get in the
way out because last year what they were doing wasn't
really considered pro football.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
Yes, and uh, and that's fine. You know about a
lot of people say I don't want tax money going
for a billionaire sports, but it was gonna go somewhere anyway.
It's not raising the citizens taxes. It's off taxes for
restaurants and tourists and of course the has never used
those facilities like that, we was gonna get used. But
(20:37):
but Tom and as we say, we don't go too
many restaurants uptown anymore.
Speaker 9 (20:42):
So you know, okay, we used to run into each other, remember.
Speaker 1 (20:52):
Well, so let's see. Uh lastly, oh, I didn't notice
this time. The NFL has quietly pushed the lead up
some for this coming season. Yeah, what.
Speaker 9 (21:05):
You're talking about the eighteen game season?
Speaker 2 (21:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (21:07):
Yeah, is that for sure?
Speaker 9 (21:10):
No, and it won't it won't kick in for a while.
But Roger Goodell, before the second day of the NFL Draft,
recently made an appearance on a live show. Of course,
it got booed because he always gets and then he said,
I want to drop one exhibition game, replace it with
an eighteenth regular season game, and then he got cheered,
(21:32):
and then he said, what we would do is to
have two buys during the season, so the super Bowl
would not be until President's Day, which means that after
all this time, fans get what they want, which is
the day a holiday the day after the super Bowl.
And so that got suddenly Roger Goodell, people thought, you know,
(21:53):
I kind of like this.
Speaker 1 (21:54):
I've always liked Yeah, so man, that will be great
President's Day holiday the day after the super Bowl and
another game.
Speaker 9 (22:02):
Yeah it's the nineteenth this year, so you're pushing it
back into February. But so what and just yeah it
ought to be a holiday.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
I've always absolutely all right, good stuff, give us something
look forward to, Tom, keep bye on that board, buddy,
you have a great weekend, Stay cool and stay off
at bike for a while. Too hard to be peddling you.
Speaker 9 (22:24):
Maybe i'll maybe I'll run in bar.
Speaker 1 (22:28):
That's making the parking lot, all right, you buddy? Thank
you man. Hi, y'all, Well, let's play our last worthy
word rounds of the week. One ain't hundred Big show
you told free line. We'll get a couple of contestants
and play next. Good morning, it's a big show on
(23:08):
the radio. Maybe one out there right. Today's feature track
from the Big Show bit box The Ballad of Bruce Jenner.
You got keywords Bruce Ballad. When you hit the bid
box at the Big Show dot com click out on
their contest money can't get there, We'll call you. Won't
pleat this? Make it happen?
Speaker 7 (23:25):
Do?
Speaker 2 (23:25):
I went to everybody's head about the bed.
Speaker 1 (23:28):
The wordy word not a worthy word? Let's meet the contestants.
We got Charlie out of Prestonsburg, Kentucky. Good morning, Charlie
went good morning. Hey, welcome buddy, and you're playing Paul.
He is out of Lake Martin, Alabama. Good morning, Paul.
Speaker 2 (23:47):
Dude, Good morning.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
Good morning. All right, you all welcome in here. Charlie's
Paul Alabama, Charlie, Paul, Charles up in Kentucky. Oh, y'all
know where you are. Let's team up, Paul and Taylor,
John Boyd and Charlie. All right, boys, so uh, Paul,
you relax. Me and Charlie. I'll go for the first
thirty seconds. All right, you.
Speaker 2 (24:08):
Ready, Charlie, I'm ready. Let's go.
Speaker 1 (24:11):
All right, start the clock now. Snakes and lizards are
one of these. You go to the Blank farm, yeah,
uh huh okay, uh the Blank of the Lambs that
movie Jody Foster, because yes, uh huh, leather and blank?
Are you wear blank undies sometime when you're fancy like
(24:32):
ladies not guys? Okay? It has this uh no, it's
like on the edges. On the edges is white and
the state. Yes, okay, okay, this will do under your breath?
What am I sounds like you're hitting on. What do
with three on the board, Charlie, you did with what
(24:55):
I gave you, buddy, good work. Let's see what Tater
and Paul can do. Are you ready?
Speaker 3 (25:02):
Man?
Speaker 1 (25:03):
I was ready to laugh. Y'all have at it, ready
to go.
Speaker 10 (25:08):
This is when someone's like talking real loone. You can't
understand them, and this is what they're doing. It's like mumble,
but it's like mumble, but it's not no, uh, it's okay,
all right? You know what the first part of the
word is, what do you call a dog that's a
mixed breed, half very mud?
Speaker 2 (25:31):
Yes?
Speaker 10 (25:31):
So hey, when someone wears fancy clothes, they go, oh,
she's got blank, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (25:43):
We got mutter. That's a good way to break that
down there, y'all. Put a one on the board, Charlie
leading three to one. That's going around too. All right, Charlie,
are you ready? Let's go start the clock now. She
keeps up of the latest fashion, she's always in in yes,
(26:05):
uh huh, all right, you peel one of these. It
makes you cry vegetable, yeah, uh huh. Take an old
timy picture with a just take a picture with what No,
it don't matter take a pare. Yes, uh, this is
what you would get in school to have your grades
on it. You take it home. Yes, uh huh. Opposite
(26:26):
of the bottom is the coup that a boy. All right,
put five on the board with that three and eight score.
Good work, Charlie. So Paul and Taylor seven will tie
this bad boy up and fours overtime eight will win
it and tie my all time worthy word record. So
(26:49):
see what y'all can do. Paul is still relapsing into
getting it right.
Speaker 5 (26:54):
Okay, and go all right you it's not a sun tan,
it's a sun.
Speaker 1 (27:01):
To burn.
Speaker 10 (27:02):
Yes, chicken blank McDonald sells them chicken nugget, Yes, okay,
they're longer than chicken nuggets.
Speaker 5 (27:11):
Yeah. An eagle flies and eagle will blank they call it. Yeah,
it was like what do you call it when he yes?
Speaker 10 (27:20):
Yeah, Hey, you get on your knees and you do
this to the lord you Yeah, this is in the
hotel is the front area, and you give us more time.
Speaker 1 (27:30):
Oh you came up aload your jolly wins eight to
five final score on that.
Speaker 2 (27:35):
But that was good.
Speaker 1 (27:39):
For one rid ball fall out, Alabama. You can try
again in time, buddy. We appreciate you playing, hey.
Speaker 3 (27:47):
Man, I sure enjoy it.
Speaker 1 (27:48):
Man, Thank you so much, John Boy, Billy, all right,
thank you, Paul, Thank you, Buddy, and Charlie. Look at
you up in Prestonsburg, waiting to get you a one
hundred and twenty dollars. Now you're gonna get them in
my prize back. I just had it up there. You're long,
Tiger's prize packed. Charlie headed up your way. Buddy.
Speaker 2 (28:06):
That sounds great.
Speaker 6 (28:07):
Well, that sounds great, John, Bo and Billy. I love you,
I love you.
Speaker 1 (28:10):
Can't do a shout out?
Speaker 2 (28:11):
You go ahead, all right.
Speaker 4 (28:12):
I want to say how to my wife Rachel and
my four babies. I love him very much.
Speaker 1 (28:16):
All right, jolly, appreciate you and yours listening to the
Big Show. Good morning, this Big Show on the radio.
All right, we got our Friday bit request here first
shout out and some players we had in some games
this week. We're just talking about it, man, that younger
the younger generation coming up. Man, y'all raised right, what
about Ryan who played wordy word earlier? Ryan's thirty five,
(28:40):
been listening since he was a kid with his dad,
who was a coal miner West Virginia. And we talked
about that man. Now his son, who is nine years old,
is listening to the Big Show with him riding the
school man. That's awesome. Let's say, oh, shout out to
Anna Jones from Liberty, South Carolina. She played beating the
Blonde early twenty six year old little baby doll that
(29:01):
grew up listening to the Big Show as well. Yes, sir, yeah,
that is. That is so, you know, we were talking
about that. Of course, you know, all right, we've been
in Charlotte, North Carolina broadcasting. Oh no, first it was
a radio station nineteen eighty eighty six, and then the
one we're on now from eighty six to the present
right now, as long as that lasts. And uh so
I was looking at it. So it's not just Charlotte
(29:23):
that kids was raised up listening to our show and
then turning on their kids because we started syndicating in
ninety three. So you look at that man. Was that
thirty years twenty?
Speaker 6 (29:34):
Well it's thirty one, that's right, yeah, thirty three, oh three, yeah,
twenty thirteen.
Speaker 1 (29:39):
Oh better, that's about that.
Speaker 5 (29:41):
That's how Ryan's like, you know, thirty five. I know,
Charlie's thirty eight.
Speaker 1 (29:44):
How about that. So anyway, that is just neat. And
if you got if you got kids and you were
a big Show kid, now your kid is a big
show kid. Would love to hear about you on that.
You can hit us up to John won't be a
a Facebook page or the Big Show dot com if
you would like to.
Speaker 10 (29:59):
And since I was on the phones, I have to
let Donnie Smith from Trent and Georgia, he let me
know that his daughter Allison is called tater Queen.
Speaker 1 (30:06):
Is that right?
Speaker 10 (30:07):
And that she's the original. And I'm just I'm just Tater.
I bow down to Allison the Tater Queen and Trent
and Georgia.
Speaker 1 (30:14):
Hey, Allison, tater Queen, you got a bit of the title.
Speaker 5 (30:16):
Sure give him the gravity of the situation.
Speaker 9 (30:19):
That seems inappropriate to do or say something funny right now.
Speaker 1 (30:24):
So we'll just go with our bit requests here. Donnie
Stable now he played a game, he played wordy word
with us yesterday and he is the one that made
a classic bit request here. Yeah, so we're doing it
for you just like we promised. Donnie. Your request the
car wreck voicemail is coming up next. Good morning, It's
(31:10):
all make showing the radio bit request Donna Stable blade
wordy word? What was yesterday, New Martinsville, West Virginia. Here
go you request, Donnie. It's time bringing old mail life letters.
Oh we get letters. You get your letter. Stop read
(31:37):
let us what those letters?
Speaker 10 (31:39):
I got to say?
Speaker 3 (31:42):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (31:48):
All write it in there you go from Shema since
us into us. Hey, guys, don't mess with Bible toting
old lady. Read this little explanation and listen to the voicemail.
You gotta laugh with the guy. On a recent Spurs trip,
we were asking one of our sponsors for some funny
(32:08):
stories or experiences with the company. The funniest story he
had was when an operations manager was late for a
meeting and called his boss to tell him he was
running late. As he was leaving the voicemail message, he
went us an accident and went on to provide play
by play of the incident, telling us the story. He
promised to send us a copy of the voicemail.
Speaker 7 (32:27):
Here it is.
Speaker 6 (32:28):
This is the actual voicemail message has pass along afforded
so many times it crashed our voicemail server.
Speaker 1 (32:33):
Wow, maybe you guys could help out. All right, all right,
well here, let's listen to this voicemail, Hey, Mark.
Speaker 3 (32:39):
Excuse me.
Speaker 4 (32:40):
I'm on a white thirty seven sixty eight kind of
got hung up. It's raining out here on the way
into Dallas. Jerry's probably gonna be calling you to find
out where I'm at if you can't get a hold
of me. I'm sure so I thought, whoa whoo, man,
I just got a wreck right in front of me.
This guy ran a red light and hit old ladies
(33:00):
in a in an impalla, just kind of clipping and
turn them around right in front of me. Man, that
was close. Oh.
Speaker 3 (33:07):
Now, this guy is getting out of.
Speaker 4 (33:08):
His car, got a got a white shirt on with
a tin of cigarette hanging out his He's throwing his
hands up in the air like he like like it
was their fault, Honda.
Speaker 3 (33:19):
He's going over there window.
Speaker 4 (33:21):
She's rolling down the window.
Speaker 3 (33:24):
Oh man, I think she's spraying with pep her spraying.
Speaker 7 (33:27):
Man.
Speaker 3 (33:28):
He's on his hand, he's on his face and he's
on his she's getting out. She's feeding them and umbrella.
Not a woman. They're kidding then too.
Speaker 11 (33:41):
There's one woman with a little black person.
Speaker 3 (33:44):
She's turn of hooking him.
Speaker 10 (33:45):
Man.
Speaker 3 (33:45):
She looks like her son's about twenty twenty horse star Jackham.
Speaker 2 (33:52):
We got another woman that.
Speaker 3 (33:57):
She's like like he's got a cattle fry. Then she's
got a skin. I'm probably she's sticking in her side.
There's at knowing that it's a little woman looks like
mother because she's got oh she mean him. She Vena
has got the upid bag. She's got oh she mean him,
(34:21):
she Vener, She's got the upid bag. It's huge.
Speaker 4 (34:24):
Just about the.
Speaker 3 (34:25):
Time though she's about four foot nothing.
Speaker 11 (34:27):
She hit him over the head.
Speaker 3 (34:28):
Everything went on the place, her bible fell him and
handing the people.
Speaker 12 (34:34):
She picked his file up and she left wall rend
you was a hut.
Speaker 3 (34:45):
Back in the eye version. There's still need the helluse
has got? She picks his tie up and raised it
up above her head and just being the guy. This
guy's not getting up still, Oh god, you're steal it.
And the work with the little black persons still all
(35:07):
faces of oh okay. He's up on the car the
wic just being.
Speaker 11 (35:19):
Looking in a big bag.
Speaker 3 (35:22):
He's running into his car and.
Speaker 12 (35:24):
He's there, Hello, little bad my good one.
Speaker 3 (35:35):
She's trucking coming trying up.
Speaker 11 (35:40):
I wish you would have been here, Red, Oh this
is this two cyre.
Speaker 1 (35:57):
Go alright, that was fun. Good morning book shows on
(36:39):
the radio. Like to have this track from the John
wore Miller bit box. Search for keywords gender, hate, ling
gender Bruce ballad is a keyword. I guess you could
just make them up. I actually most of that would
work anyway, Right, okay?
Speaker 2 (36:57):
Where it is?
Speaker 1 (36:57):
The Ballad of Bruce Jenner.
Speaker 7 (37:08):
Born in nineteen forty nine at a town in New
York State, became a high school football star. Things were
going great, but his gridiron dreams are ended by a
bad knee full of stitches. So he went out for
track and field, the first of many switches. They say
(37:32):
that he was faster than a bullet from a gun,
dreaming of Olympic gold and the Dcathlon in seventy sixty one.
At all the champion of the world, but deep inside
this manly man was a frightened little girl. Yippi ai
(37:56):
ye Bruce Jenner, yipp y yeah, Bruce Jenner. A champion
as a man, but as a woman, a beginner. YIPI
Bruce Jenner. He came back to the USA, the king
(38:18):
of all the jocks, even got his victory picture on
the wheeties box made TV shows and movies. They all
went down the tubes. In secret, he took hormone pills
and grew a set of boots three times. He got
(38:39):
married three times. It failed to stick, probably because secretly
he dreamed of being a chick. And I swear this
is a true story. Yipi ye Bruce Jenner, Ye bi
ye Bruce Jenner A jam and as a man, as
(39:01):
a woman, a beginner.
Speaker 2 (39:05):
E a.
Speaker 7 (39:07):
Bruce Jenner. He sat down with Diane Sawyer so he
could have his say. He said, just cause I'm a
woman doesn't mean I'm gay. He's had some crazy twists
and turns on the road of his career from male
(39:27):
Olympic sportsman to woman of the Year. Yeppi a hey,
Bruce Jitner. Ypi I yay Bruce Jenner, champ you and
as a man, but as a woman of the beginner,
Ibi yay Bruce Jenner. I'll tell you them three wives
(39:53):
that he has never had a chance. It's mighty hard
to beat the other woman when your husband is the
other woman. There he goes, riding off in the sunset
side saddle. What he left find a silver bullet, a
Coors light. Oh Saint PAULI girl, what was I thinking?
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