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Speaker 1 (00:01):
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Just hit that and you'll be on your way.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Well with the whole crew off recovering from last night's
celebration slash fireworks battle, today's podcast is a non core
edition of The John Boy and Billy Show, and this
one originally aired on Monday, July thirteenth, twenty twenty.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
This is Citizen Randy saying, I hope you enjoy the show.
Good morning, Big Shows on the radio. All right, First
prize package in the morning, A Wilderness Systems two in
one paculty Sportsman's choice for all kayaking needs and made
in the USA group of guys Man.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
Have you on board?
Speaker 3 (01:00):
Then? Three days in History where we got our categories.
July thirteenth, nineteen seventy eight, Leiah Coca was given the
boot as president of Ford Motor Company. He later went
on to turn around this druggling Chrysler Corporation.
Speaker 4 (01:13):
Which went several years without needing another bill out and
then finally get another way.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
I know he's been around in that movie I watched
Ford versus Ferrari.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, he had the part.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
He was just coming up Ford Motor Comany. It's a
bunch of a bunch of suits.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Yeah, let's move up. I ain't got time to give
it to he said.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
Just my president kisses him off, and you're not even
wearing just a jibe.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Everything's cool, man, Glad to be back.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
Remember nineteen eighty five, President Reagan underwent an operation to
remove a cancerous pole up from his lower in Testine.
George Bush serves as acting president for eight hours.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
And that was the elder Bush.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
Yes yeah, this nay No three or forty two year
old Chicago teacher said the world record for roller coaster riding,
completing seventy hours on one of Europe's steepest rides, Richard
rod Rige smash the old thirty five hour record in
Germany's Holiday Park.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
In Heislock, forty two year old Richard.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
He was allowed a fifteen minute break every eight hours
for a medical check. He carried a mate shift toilet
with him on the ride. Nice, now you have done
something similar. Now now me and Billy, I'm sure we
still hold the record. At Cara Wins, the big amusement
park on the North Carolina South Carolina line.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Yeah, what was introducing?
Speaker 3 (02:39):
Was it thunder Road the roller coaster? Yeah, I think
it's what it was called then, Okay, and we were
doing the show Lives, so we got on the roller
coast every road.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
I think we wound up what about two and a
half hours.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
It was pretty much nars out.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
What's we got on it?
Speaker 5 (02:54):
Is it the roller coaster split like North and South
Carolina because that's thunder Road.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Yeah, it's the big one. It was the big one.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
They torn it down there that it was great the
whole way.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
When we got off, Billy calmly got out of it,
except for just a moment one.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Finger over his head, got onto his knees, bent over
the tracks, and vomited.
Speaker 4 (03:19):
And then stood up to thunderous applause, probably the biggest
applause I've ever gotten.
Speaker 6 (03:23):
In my life.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
That was so cool. Bounce right back. So there you go.
Record if you got to do it, that's the way
to do it. And I had to do it.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
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This should be a lot of fun. Win you're playing upburst.
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Speaker 6 (05:40):
Shots?
Speaker 3 (05:46):
Good morning the end? Good morning, good morning. How's everything in.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
Your world doing well?
Speaker 3 (05:52):
Good good Bonnie? Well, welcome in here? Are you ready
to win?
Speaker 10 (05:56):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (05:57):
All right?
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Ah.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
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Speaker 7 (06:21):
In what.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
March is my ears? Goodness sake?
Speaker 11 (06:37):
Is it me?
Speaker 1 (06:37):
Or is it in the Okay? Well, here we go
in for to win three rides at an amusement park.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
Ready gost fill bumper cars.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
Yes, got out of there, he said, you got.
Speaker 4 (06:57):
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Speaker 3 (07:18):
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Speaker 1 (07:18):
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Speaker 3 (08:02):
Good morning, it's a big show on the radio. All right,
I said, some special day it is. It's our big
show Monday Morning, mini movie Summer Smash.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
I'm trying to write that down. This is only gonna
fit on extra large t shirts. Amazing five episodes we
get going right down.
Speaker 12 (08:30):
Ah, the open sea, the blue water, the salty air,
the roll of the waves, my.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
First mate barfing over the edge of the boat. Hey, Spanky,
that's not what I meant when I said heave too.
Speaker 6 (08:50):
There's me right when I get for eating breakfast off
the back of a truck under the bridge.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
Well, you said you were ready for life on the
high seas.
Speaker 6 (08:57):
I've been practicing, been sleeping on a show in the closet,
eating cold ravioli and spam out of the can twice
a week. Throw the cat into the pool and yell
man overboard. Sounds like the tide's getting ready to go
out again.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
Your marphing is scaring all the fish away. Take something
for your stomach.
Speaker 6 (09:18):
Yeah, there's nothing in here. Looks like you forgot to
pack the guts bey calm tablets again.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
I forgot?
Speaker 3 (09:26):
Do I have to think of everything? I might as
well be at work. Could you at least stand on
the other side of the boat. Why your big old
head blocks of sun?
Speaker 1 (09:37):
You know I freckle?
Speaker 6 (09:39):
Oh my god, you're killing me.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
All right, let's go back to the marina and get
something for your little tommy ache.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
You whiner. This is my first fishing trip and you're
ruining it. Hey, Galligan, did you put the right kind
of gas in the boat?
Speaker 3 (10:00):
Yes?
Speaker 6 (10:00):
Stupid? Do you have the engine tuned up? Yes?
Speaker 1 (10:04):
I have been on the boat before. Hey did you
weigh anchor?
Speaker 13 (10:08):
Yep?
Speaker 6 (10:09):
One hundred and fifty pounds?
Speaker 14 (10:10):
Ah.
Speaker 3 (10:11):
I was writing your material, Randy. Well that's a problem
right there. Just get the anchor up.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
Well, what are you waiting for for you to help me?
It's heavy, you big baby. What was I thinking when
I made you? First?
Speaker 3 (10:25):
Made?
Speaker 1 (10:25):
You're terrible. Get out of the way, boy, that is heavy,
you big baby?
Speaker 6 (10:31):
What were you thinking? But you made yourself skipper? You're terrible?
Speaker 1 (10:35):
All right? Just use the witch we left Jackie and
tator ashore gess not the witch, the witch, the witch.
This is just a nightmare.
Speaker 6 (10:50):
There you go, cap'n crunch. The anchor is weighed.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
Let's go, oh great, we're stranded.
Speaker 6 (11:00):
Well, skipper, what are we gonna do now?
Speaker 1 (11:03):
Swim?
Speaker 6 (11:04):
You're gonna swim twenty miles. You can't get out of the.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
Bathtub on your own radio to coastguard.
Speaker 6 (11:10):
With what you had that taking out to put that
CD player in.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
Well maybe it's not as bad as we think. Swim
under the boat and check it out.
Speaker 7 (11:18):
Me.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
Hey, I'm doing all the thinking here. You want me
to get wet too?
Speaker 6 (11:22):
What if fish sharks in the water?
Speaker 3 (11:24):
Don't worry. Sharks never eat anything bigger than they are.
Keep your head under water and you'll be fine.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
Well order, I wonder if Jacques Cousteau had these kinds
of problems.
Speaker 6 (11:42):
Well, big boy props and tore up pretty bad. What
was it?
Speaker 1 (11:46):
Fishing neck, floating mine, giant squid? Nope, license plate, that's
what the big gun. Hey, this is my license plate
for the trailer.
Speaker 6 (11:57):
Where'd you get this off the trailer? You got to
unhook the boat's chickens.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
Thanks for doing all the thinking there's only one thing
left to do.
Speaker 6 (12:07):
Die from dehydration and wait for the sea goes to
eat the eyes out of our skulls.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
No, we'll man the life boats.
Speaker 6 (12:14):
What lifeboats? You spend all your money on them? Stupid
fishing team shirts.
Speaker 13 (12:18):
Well we don't need one. Luckily you wore a hat snaa. Look,
we even have room for my big bag.
Speaker 6 (12:29):
Shut up, don't get salt water on the brim.
Speaker 3 (13:02):
Good morning, that's a big show on the radio for you. Monday,
July thirteenth.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
Here we go. Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse.
Speaker 4 (13:14):
Today's episode The Ricky Bee Breakfast Special Story opens Ricky
b Sharp's wife Lucy wanders into the kitchen on a
lazy Saturday morning.
Speaker 7 (13:25):
Uh, I thought I smelt something cooking in here?
Speaker 8 (13:29):
You did, indeed, got a little Ricky Be Breakfast Special
action going here.
Speaker 7 (13:34):
Well, I'd seen you cook it if it at home
in years, Well.
Speaker 8 (13:38):
Feast your eyes hot stuff. Dothan's most the loved fast
food mascot is making a house called I'm whopping up
a couple of diced ham and cheddar oblets.
Speaker 7 (13:49):
Uh huh, got to uh skillets going at once? Have you?
Speaker 1 (13:53):
Well that is that a problem?
Speaker 7 (13:54):
Not yet, But there ain't no right way to do
two oblets and two skelets at the same time.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
How about you let me worry about how many skin
with that got going?
Speaker 7 (14:06):
Huh Well, ricky, you ain't blended the ingredients like you should.
But by the time the biddles get dud, the edges
are gonna be all rubbery.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
Lucy, I've cooked eggs before.
Speaker 7 (14:19):
Are you sure? Because you don't act like it. Now,
watch what you're doing. They're gonna stick.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
Oh they hat ain't getting their pants a big shot
a kitchen running non stick cooking spray.
Speaker 7 (14:30):
Oh lord, not that snake oil. Y'all use that work.
You need to be using butter.
Speaker 8 (14:35):
Cool your jet lady. Everything is fine. I'm fixing the
add the dashed ham to the chedder.
Speaker 7 (14:43):
You know you ain't supposed to put the cheddar until
your obo was dud. So won't scab over on you.
Speaker 6 (14:49):
Scab over no paint.
Speaker 7 (14:52):
Look, pay attention to what you're doing. Okay, okay, Now
add the cheese, and I think you need some more salt.
Don't be shy now there salt it salt it real good.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
My court sat woman, wasn't the white water sports. Did
row with you?
Speaker 7 (15:09):
Oh nothing, I just wanted to show you what it
feels like when we're in the car at uh driving.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
We hope he's enjoyed. John Boy and Billy playhouse. Get
the hell out here for I start to scamb it.
Tune it again next time. Over here. The crusty old
waitress at waffle house say, hey, big man, let me
hold a dollar. Yeah, maybe be scab over go to help.
Speaker 3 (15:40):
You?
Speaker 15 (15:40):
Who part time receptionist, bab's wrangler, and still a side
thix fill McCracken here telling you that no matter which
way you swing, there's something for everyone right here on
the Big Show with John Boy and Billy. I mean,
as long as your expectations aren't too high and you
don't mind that it's coated in grillin thought us to
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the mini Cooper.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
Carry on straight people, Good morning, make shows on the radio.
Speaker 3 (16:41):
Yeah, earlier this morning, we're talking about the John Boy
and Billy record for roller Coaster Caro wins Nor Carolina,
South Carolina State Live.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
Thank you. Just another one of our many records, the
Lords I'm on. Yeah, you've heard about the one. That's
the other one.
Speaker 3 (17:00):
No, maybe go get my coat out of the office,
the world champion speed record making, Billy food City topic
carrestal odors meanwhay. But anyway, Oh, this was supposed to
be about pillars because we were talking about you did
a Corcia you had your own years ago.
Speaker 16 (17:19):
I did, like it was like a Lazy Boy or
something like that. I can't remember the brand furniture. We
went to Myrtle Beach. They adapted a car on the
Swamp Fox roller coaster, Yeah, to hold a recliner.
Speaker 14 (17:34):
Oh, and I kind of knew that's what we were
gonna do. Once I got there, I said, oh, what
are we doing it? So it was a TV commercial. Yeah,
So they had a recloiner and I had a.
Speaker 16 (17:44):
Car in front of me, and then we did all
those shots and then we did this camera set up
behind me and did all those shots and then they
did them from you know, from the ground.
Speaker 1 (17:54):
And I was on that thing for hours.
Speaker 3 (17:56):
So the shots was going, did you have steel shots?
Like we just there were still shops, but it was
a that sounds dangerous. You and a recliner and a recliner.
Speaker 16 (18:04):
And they said, well, just just put on the seat belt.
They said, guys, I don't think this and this thing
was man, and we go up and down those hills
like that, and I go. I didn't get sick, but
I finally got to the point after we did it
so much that I really started to relax and enjoy it.
And a couple of the scenes that go by, I
got my head to the side like I'm sleeping, and
it was just once I got over the nerves, it
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was great. It was great fun.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
And what were you dressing up like?
Speaker 11 (18:29):
You?
Speaker 1 (18:30):
I was just Teddy Bears. It wasn't an astron idiot,
you know, one of my favorite commerciers. You were like,
what were you a big bass?
Speaker 11 (18:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 16 (18:40):
That was for bad that was for string fishing line
and we shut in bass pro shops and I was that.
I was three hundred pounds bass and I had to
I stood up in the fish costume sideways and there
was a hole cut from my face to step through,
and every once in a while one of the guys
that come over and pushed me over and I on
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the ground.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
And I just.
Speaker 7 (19:04):
I saw that commercial.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
We had a blast that was seen the bass and
the lazy boy. That would have been genius. I'm done.
Good morning, Big shows on the radio coming up.
Speaker 3 (19:19):
We play John Board Jeopardy, you can win a fifty
dollars American Express give card courtesy of bow Jangles. It's
bow time. Hang on and play a minutement. First back
to the Big Show Morning Mindy Monday Mini Movie.
Speaker 17 (19:33):
Good morning, Hygiens, Junkies. It's time for the Big Show
Morning Movie Special mini series event. And now joined Captain
John Boy and first Made Spanky as they climb aboard
the good Ship for a thrilling on the adventure on.
Speaker 6 (19:46):
The high Seas.
Speaker 1 (19:47):
It's time for part one of.
Speaker 6 (19:55):
I can't believe it. I just can't believe it. How
could any one man be so stupid? I manage a
new shouldn't have come out here without Captain Kit. For
your information, I'm just as smart as capt'n Kit. Then
why didn't you bring us all the way out in
the middle of the ocean without the one thing we need?
Speaker 1 (20:13):
I brought the pickled pig's lips.
Speaker 6 (20:16):
Brought them. You're talking through them. I'm talking about a compass,
you moron.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
I brought a compass.
Speaker 3 (20:22):
Is right there on the refrigerator, on a magnet, so
no matter how the boat rocks, the magnet stays put.
Speaker 1 (20:30):
Who ain't a thinker.
Speaker 6 (20:31):
Do you know what magnets do to a compass?
Speaker 1 (20:34):
Keep it stuck to the fridge?
Speaker 6 (20:35):
No, you burnt brain. It makes the compass go all caddywompus.
It's worthless now, and we're out in the middle of
the ocean and we don't know which way is home.
Speaker 1 (20:45):
Is that what you're so upset about?
Speaker 3 (20:47):
Oh, brother spanky, let me teach you an old sailor's trick.
Speaker 6 (20:52):
You're not gonna start crying again?
Speaker 1 (20:53):
Are you very funny? You don't need a compass. Your
map is right over your head. You steer by the.
Speaker 6 (21:00):
Stars at eleven in the morning.
Speaker 1 (21:03):
You're not very patient? Are you any more?
Speaker 6 (21:05):
Bright? Ideas?
Speaker 1 (21:06):
We could go that way?
Speaker 6 (21:09):
That way. That's all you got is to point to
the back of the boat and say that way.
Speaker 3 (21:14):
Well, I figure since the boat is pointed this way
and no one has touched the wheel, then home must.
Speaker 1 (21:19):
Be that way.
Speaker 6 (21:21):
Say have you seen that fish bat that was laying
around here?
Speaker 11 (21:24):
This one?
Speaker 6 (21:25):
Yeah, that's the one.
Speaker 1 (21:26):
What are you gonna do with that?
Speaker 6 (21:28):
Give you some stars to steer by.
Speaker 1 (21:32):
I can't see the stars. The birds keep getting in
the way.
Speaker 6 (21:36):
Maybe another crack on the skull will scare them off.
Speaker 1 (21:40):
Come back here.
Speaker 6 (21:41):
You see far and simpleton. Look at it this way.
If I kill you, you won't starve to death like you.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
Wait a second, Wait a second.
Speaker 6 (21:54):
Make it snappy. I'm trying to cive your skull in.
Speaker 1 (21:57):
Is that what you're worried about?
Speaker 6 (21:59):
Starving other things?
Speaker 1 (22:01):
Well, if it comes down to it and all is lost,
I want you to eat me.
Speaker 6 (22:07):
Wow, John boy, that's a pretty big sacriface. Do you
mean it?
Speaker 1 (22:11):
Of course you're my friend. I do anything for you.
Speaker 6 (22:15):
Well that holds still, and let me kill you so
I can make a sandwich.
Speaker 1 (22:19):
Sam Damn, he's massing my skull. You know this is
kind of fun? All right, alright, stop it. That's enough.
You're hitting me so hard. I'm starting to ellucinate.
Speaker 6 (22:29):
Let me know if you start seeing a compass.
Speaker 3 (22:32):
Remember that movie where the big wave tips the boat
over and Gene Hackman has to save everybody.
Speaker 6 (22:38):
The Poseidon Adventure. What's your point?
Speaker 1 (22:40):
My hallucination looks just like that big wave, you check ass.
Speaker 6 (22:45):
That's the hallucination. It's a rogue wave.
Speaker 1 (22:48):
Holy craft?
Speaker 3 (22:49):
What do we do?
Speaker 6 (22:50):
I can only think of one thing?
Speaker 1 (22:52):
What's that?
Speaker 17 (22:58):
Sirps up zero survived the barreling barbaric barrier of Brdy
Blue bearing down on them.
Speaker 11 (23:04):
What to do?
Speaker 18 (23:04):
What to do?
Speaker 1 (23:06):
To find out?
Speaker 17 (23:06):
Tune in next tight for part two of The Big
Show Morning Movie starring John Boy as John Boy, Spanky
is Spanky, and a special appearance by Jacki Eelam junr
has Wally the walleyed Wall of water in.
Speaker 3 (23:16):
An there's allumin nation feels, so we'll have to write
it down, all right? Episode three out of five episodes.
Moron's in the mid Atlanta Coming up right now. It
is John Boy Jeopardy time. I can't remember like last
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July second, but the question was Randy.
Speaker 1 (23:42):
I can't believe it. You have it right here?
Speaker 3 (23:44):
Yes, wow, yeah, review Thursday's question that was July the second.
Speaker 1 (23:50):
It's like I was here the whole week. You were gone.
Oh wait.
Speaker 18 (23:56):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (23:57):
We found out if you take time to count him,
you find the Declaration of Independence only has forty seven
of these sentences. I want to do my SENTIENTI according
to today's John boyd Jeopardy that's my name, Jackie is
one of our favorite lines. By the way, and you
know what, what else.
Speaker 1 (24:13):
You want to do, Jacket? I want to do something
else when you want to do something else. That's Steve.
Speaker 7 (24:20):
What have you done to her?
Speaker 1 (24:23):
Where y'all going later?
Speaker 3 (24:25):
All right, Billy, you owe me at five bucks? You
bet I couldn't get her to do it impersonation?
Speaker 1 (24:31):
Where they're going later? Where are they now that?
Speaker 2 (24:34):
I still want to see the jacket, your shop shopping
cart jacket. I want to see if it still fits
because there's been a lot of hoo hoos and chicken wings.
Speaker 1 (24:47):
I'll go get in a minute. Jackets at the microphones?
Is how stupid I am? I said it wrong. I
don't know why you call me to a microphone.
Speaker 7 (24:54):
You know, always good stuff wrong.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
I'm old and seen island, can't remember nothing. It goes.
You always want do something else when I want to
do something else. Well, that's much better, jacket. I won't
do my sentence. It's my birthday and your ruining.
Speaker 3 (25:16):
All right, let's get going here we are John Boy
Jeopardy Today's question. According to a recent study, the British
spend more money per capita on this over the counter
drug than any other country.
Speaker 1 (25:29):
Is it, Guinness, doc? Because we do go through a
law of that.
Speaker 3 (25:33):
And I've seen this before too, so maybe i'll know it.
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He kind of turned into jail or two as he
to Joseph out of Dyersburg, Tennessee. First up, Good morning, Joseph,
good morning, Good morning all buddy, to see what you got.
Looking at a recent study, the British spend more money
per capita on this over the counter drug than any
other country.
Speaker 5 (27:09):
Let's go with.
Speaker 3 (27:12):
Cinnamon, a fine tian. All okay, but good yes, Joseph,
thank you, buddy.
Speaker 18 (27:25):
I appreciate it.
Speaker 3 (27:26):
Man, you have a good day. Let's go to Tony
in Charlotte, North Carolina. Good morning, Tony, good morning, Hey,
good man. I so we know it's not cinnamon, tian All.
Speaker 9 (27:42):
That was the other guy's guest, according to Johnny. Okay,
so don't say that, all right, Tony. So what do
you think over the counter drug? The Britishers spend more
than any other country.
Speaker 4 (27:55):
I gonna think those Britains are buying some marijuana.
Speaker 3 (27:59):
Buying marijuana? How is there weed deal over there? They
got it legal like that? Well, Tony, thanks for playing, buddy,
have a great day, all right?
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Man? Can I get a shout out? Yes, you can.
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G and W E Quipment, Charlotte, North Carolina. All right,
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Speaker 1 (28:29):
Thank you asay worked out.
Speaker 3 (28:31):
Nathan is in Roanoke, Alabama. Jackie says, good morning, Nathan, Hey, buddy,
welcome all right, Rono Alabama.
Speaker 14 (28:43):
Yes, sir, all right?
Speaker 11 (28:44):
Good?
Speaker 1 (28:46):
So, uh that's over the counter drug. What are we
looking for? What you got? I'm gonna say, laxatives. I said,
have y'all heard that recently?
Speaker 14 (29:02):
I have not heard that.
Speaker 3 (29:03):
I heard because I have I wrote the question you
have Okay, well it was me that has more proof
that the British are full of crafts.
Speaker 1 (29:12):
Conclusion.
Speaker 3 (29:14):
All right, well Nathan, congratulations by do you got fifty
bucks to spend on an American Express gift card courtesy
of Bojangles?
Speaker 10 (29:22):
All right, I appreciate it.
Speaker 1 (29:23):
Alright mane bottom of the hour time on the top
of your news.
Speaker 3 (29:32):
That puts about twenty minutes away from a premier the
brand new Big Show to Riggy b.
Speaker 1 (30:08):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one export.
Speaker 3 (30:23):
John Boy, Billy Pilar's Randy Jackie and Wow, what luck
joining us for yugging up Time?
Speaker 1 (30:30):
Robert D. Rayford Rayford, I know I was wondering for
that old man smell was coming from.
Speaker 3 (30:37):
I know Raverd it gets out, you know, the first one.
He's always listening to Yugging Up Time. And I know
he's talking back to the radio. You know he is
riding down left hand lane, blinker on talk.
Speaker 4 (30:48):
He talked back to the radio when the radio is
not even on.
Speaker 7 (30:53):
Here.
Speaker 1 (30:53):
You are Ravered with us Friday morning, yugging up Time.
What's on your mind? Is he just like yuck it
up stuff up there?
Speaker 6 (31:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 10 (31:00):
You know, like I say, don't doing yucking up time
and sort of vamp till you're ready. You know, you
get in here, you don't have anything particularly planning, getting
sort of go to juiced up and ready to go,
and you're adrenaline flowing all that sort of stuff.
Speaker 1 (31:11):
You hurting juice stuff. See you a little bit. Listen.
I'd quit drinking if it, but I'm scared and spoiled.
But Emmy wouldn't have anything else to talk about.
Speaker 3 (31:22):
Yeah, man, and you'd wake up and realize that's the
best she's gonna feel all day.
Speaker 10 (31:28):
I was thinking though, all this talk about snow though,
uh huh. People talk about so people in the socco
crazy and snow. And the old thing about him going
buying up all the bread and milk. We used to
have something the big old tall boy in school. I'm
sure don bread and you have a big old there
you go. We couldn't drink in school names. I think
his name was Clyde Biggers. He was talking about your size,
(31:49):
tallest Morne in school. Every time it snow, Joe Darton said,
I hope it, I hope it snows.
Speaker 1 (31:54):
Butt cheek deep to Clyde Biggers always wondered where that
expression came from.
Speaker 10 (32:00):
Now we know, of course in Concorde you didn't say
but cheap.
Speaker 1 (32:04):
Right, thank you for your What what did you say, Bob? No,
that's up. I mean we're talking about Robert d Raverd.
I mean, do y'all realize what a treasure we have
here now?
Speaker 11 (32:16):
And this man?
Speaker 1 (32:19):
Don't get me to cry, and I.
Speaker 3 (32:20):
Know I I won't choke you, but uh, it's a
real place here. We are going into a new year.
How many years have you been with us? Now? Right?
Speaker 10 (32:27):
Sixteen years? What was passion?
Speaker 1 (32:29):
No, sixteen years you know, quick counting. And a lot
of people ask, you know, how in the world how'd
you find Rayford? What's the deal with Rayfert?
Speaker 3 (32:35):
Well, actually, me and Billy was doing the show was
on another station, right, and uh, and we would make
fun of Ravery because he had a TV show. He
had a TV talk show that was the closest thing
there's ever been to a radio show on TV.
Speaker 4 (32:50):
He was sitting there at a desk like an anchorman
and just talking to people on the phone.
Speaker 3 (32:53):
Went in the living room, I mean TV, you know,
blam comes on, there's Ravers centerment. People who smoke our
headiots show.
Speaker 6 (33:01):
That was the first show.
Speaker 1 (33:02):
Let's talk about it. So yeah, So anyway, what the
heck of it is?
Speaker 10 (33:07):
I look around, tune in on the cable. That's about
all you're seeing on the cable people doing the same thing.
Speaker 1 (33:12):
Had you heard yourself talk lately?
Speaker 5 (33:16):
You know?
Speaker 10 (33:16):
The thing is, and I quit trying to be talk
like a radio announcer. I went through many, many years
trying to talk all the time like a radio announcer,
you know. And now I just sort of broke down
and said, heck, I'm gonna be who I am.
Speaker 1 (33:28):
I'm liking all juiced up, broke down. That is pretty awesome,
pretty awesome. And you turned seventy five years old over
the Christmas holidays. We weren't here for your birthday.
Speaker 10 (33:44):
Teddy boys, that's a benchmark. I didn't think about it
too much. The thing is, I checked the obituary, call
him every day, make sure I see all of these
people dead. I was in school with oh Man, I know,
see yeah, and I a bad blame.
Speaker 6 (34:01):
You know.
Speaker 10 (34:01):
The light at the end of the tunnel gets a little,
the smaller the aperture against a little smaller every day.
Speaker 1 (34:06):
Well, I'll tell you what about that is this yours? Yeah,
that's up wherever you keep moving around like you are.
Speaker 3 (34:14):
I can't believe a man your age does all the
stuff you do, from a jumping down airplanes, going cross
country every year with Kyle Petty on the on the
charity ride. I mean, you, as long as you keep
doing stuff, maybe you'll never get old.
Speaker 10 (34:26):
Yeah, that's what they say.
Speaker 1 (34:28):
But you feeling old?
Speaker 3 (34:29):
Who was I?
Speaker 10 (34:29):
Oh the other day, what was it just yesterday? We
were talking about the David Brinkley Uh huh, And I
was saying to him on the show about how you're
off of the radio, you're off of the TV for
a short time. People's memories are very short. They're always saying,
whatever happened to so and so, Like John said, nothing
happened to him.
Speaker 1 (34:46):
Has always been that way.
Speaker 10 (34:48):
But you think about it and you find out we
haven't heard of David Brinkley. Turned finds out he's out
there in Jackson, Wyoming, which by the way, we passed
during the last year's ride, and he's he's bedridden. Wow,
chair have somebody to look after him all the time? Man,
And you wonder about that. And I was mentioning two
about old Sam Donaldson. They used to work with Sam. Sam.
You know he's sort of out.
Speaker 1 (35:09):
Of I hear he's starting to lose his hair, Is
that true?
Speaker 6 (35:11):
That's the Lord, you know.
Speaker 1 (35:12):
Yeah, he's been coming out the brow, starting to break up.
Speaker 10 (35:16):
Big windstorm, his head blowing the street. Sam something belts
worked with him a long time. It was telling about
the when we went to the party for him they
had when he went with ABC and he left w
t Op where we all worked, and he said, Sam,
why why did you go with ABC? That's a dog network?
You held out you coulda go on with CEBA. Sam
huffed up sip because they have so many incompetents over there,
(35:37):
and I know.
Speaker 1 (35:38):
Our rise to the top. Wow, what a coincidence. Same thing.
Speaker 3 (35:40):
Rayford said, all right, I tell you what, buddy, you
got a job as long as you want it. Right here,
people love hate That just perfect for us, all right.
Speaker 6 (35:54):
Buddy, ain't know.
Speaker 1 (35:55):
Later on we're gonna Ravers into some new stunt. We're
gonna put him in a shoping cart and run him
into the bushes. Jackets. Yeah, you'll have a job. Now,
the description of it may change a little bit. Jaun
Boy and Dilly and Ray forer it ain't no Kinko's
good morning. We're yelled dumb right. Good Monday is said,
(36:44):
good Monday morning, my better? All right? We ready to
ricky be and Lucy r here are the sharps.
Speaker 11 (37:01):
When my Lucy, when my Lucy's mad at me, it
makes me po in my pants?
Speaker 1 (37:08):
So oh broke.
Speaker 2 (37:09):
You don't know?
Speaker 1 (37:11):
She goes wild? Is then she wants to start a rumble.
I'm taking a tumble now.
Speaker 11 (37:17):
I'm not the kind of fella who will back down
from a little barroom scrapping that don't happen. But when
Lucy cocks that eyebrow, that's when the wet spot eye
my blue cheek starts.
Speaker 1 (37:31):
Oh no, when my Lucy, when my Lucy's mad at me,
it makes me po in my pants. So I say,
oh hell no.
Speaker 11 (37:42):
And when I see that look she gets I'm scared
to death, my white And if I don't blo fast,
she whips my.
Speaker 7 (37:55):
Where are you you little half curt case?
Speaker 1 (37:59):
Whoa what? My Lucy?
Speaker 11 (38:01):
When my Lucy is mad at me, her fists start
flying in and I started crying. She gives me well geez,
and lord, it hurts so bad. I'm about to be
a credible and then she tweeks my name, Bob. I'm
not one up those sissy boys that wears their hair
up in a man bun.
Speaker 1 (38:20):
Breakish lee. I don't sit down too people. But my
niece turned into jelly when she wrote up a newspaper
instance whoa, whoa set.
Speaker 5 (38:34):
Me can't get you women, You're just making it worse
may possible?
Speaker 7 (38:41):
You are really want to get it this time?
Speaker 3 (38:43):
Wait?
Speaker 1 (38:44):
Wait, wait, wait what did I do? What did I do?
Speaker 6 (38:46):
You know?
Speaker 7 (38:46):
Damn well what you did?
Speaker 11 (38:48):
Hell?
Speaker 1 (38:48):
The list of so long, you're gonna have to be
more specific.
Speaker 7 (38:51):
That was my favorite pair of underwear.
Speaker 1 (38:54):
I said, I was sorry. I needed a cover for
the grill and it was a perfect fit. Hell, it
fit the grip d kill whoa whoa? And my Lucy,
My Lucy is mad at me and it makes me
being old. Get my papers my shirts are?
Speaker 6 (39:11):
You know?
Speaker 1 (39:13):
And when she finally calms down, we go to dinner.
Speaker 17 (39:16):
And the flett and we have makeup sex at the loved.
Speaker 6 (39:24):
I'll tell you what you are one pot mama when
you ain't beating the tar out of me.
Speaker 7 (39:28):
Uh, you are such a sweet talker.
Speaker 1 (39:32):
Hey, hold on a second again, is this a new bra.
Yeah you like you. Wait a minute, what would you
do with the old one?
Speaker 3 (39:39):
I threw it out.
Speaker 1 (39:40):
Dad, Come in, Lucie. I was gonna make a hammt
gun of that. Why are you little little.
Speaker 5 (39:47):
Shower complace? I can't damn don't tech me. It's a
party now, now with a popcorn down, huzzah. This is
King veedor or is that fid or never the matter.
Speaker 8 (40:11):
It is hereby decreed by royal proclamation that my new
Court Justice shall henceforth be John Boy and Billy in
the realm known as the Big Show. Are they funny?
They better be, unless they want to be dragon food.
Hi, Big Show fans, thanks for downloading the podcast.
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Well with the whole crew off recovering from last night's
celebration slash fireworks battle, today's podcast is a non core
edition of The John Boy and Billy Show, and this
one originally aired on Monday, July thirteenth, twenty twenty.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
This is Citizen Randy saying, I hope you enjoy the show.
Good morning, Big Shows on the radio. All right, First
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Have you on board?
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Then? Three days in History where we got our categories.
July thirteenth, nineteen seventy eight, Leiah Coca was given the
boot as president of Ford Motor Company. He later went
on to turn around this druggling Chrysler Corporation.
Speaker 4 (01:13):
Which went several years without needing another bill out and
then finally get another way.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
I know he's been around in that movie I watched
Ford versus Ferrari.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, he had the part.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
He was just coming up Ford Motor Comany. It's a
bunch of a bunch of suits.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Yeah, let's move up. I ain't got time to give
it to he said.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
Just my president kisses him off, and you're not even
wearing just a jibe.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Everything's cool, man, Glad to be back.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
Remember nineteen eighty five, President Reagan underwent an operation to
remove a cancerous pole up from his lower in Testine.
George Bush serves as acting president for eight hours.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
And that was the elder Bush.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
Yes yeah, this nay No three or forty two year
old Chicago teacher said the world record for roller coaster riding,
completing seventy hours on one of Europe's steepest rides, Richard
rod Rige smash the old thirty five hour record in
Germany's Holiday Park.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
In Heislock, forty two year old Richard.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
He was allowed a fifteen minute break every eight hours
for a medical check. He carried a mate shift toilet
with him on the ride. Nice, now you have done
something similar. Now now me and Billy, I'm sure we
still hold the record. At Cara Wins, the big amusement
park on the North Carolina South Carolina line.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Yeah, what was introducing?
Speaker 3 (02:39):
Was it thunder Road the roller coaster? Yeah, I think
it's what it was called then, Okay, and we were
doing the show Lives, so we got on the roller
coast every road.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
I think we wound up what about two and a
half hours.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
It was pretty much nars out.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
What's we got on it?
Speaker 5 (02:54):
Is it the roller coaster split like North and South
Carolina because that's thunder Road.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Yeah, it's the big one. It was the big one.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
They torn it down there that it was great the
whole way.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
When we got off, Billy calmly got out of it,
except for just a moment one.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Finger over his head, got onto his knees, bent over
the tracks, and vomited.
Speaker 4 (03:19):
And then stood up to thunderous applause, probably the biggest
applause I've ever gotten.
Speaker 6 (03:23):
In my life.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
That was so cool. Bounce right back. So there you go.
Record if you got to do it, that's the way
to do it. And I had to do it.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
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Have seen this a lot, now, not a lot. I
mean it's a that's a pretty severe case. But I'm
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to a woman that she never tries. Yeah, and and.
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He started making some clackety class So do you want
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And when when the oil gets bad, and I think
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This should be a lot of fun. Win you're playing upburst.
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I said, some special day it is. It's our big
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I'm trying to write that down. This is only gonna
fit on extra large t shirts. Amazing five episodes we
get going right down.
Speaker 12 (08:30):
Ah, the open sea, the blue water, the salty air,
the roll of the waves, my.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
First mate barfing over the edge of the boat. Hey, Spanky,
that's not what I meant when I said heave too.
Speaker 6 (08:50):
There's me right when I get for eating breakfast off
the back of a truck under the bridge.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
Well, you said you were ready for life on the
high seas.
Speaker 6 (08:57):
I've been practicing, been sleeping on a show in the closet,
eating cold ravioli and spam out of the can twice
a week. Throw the cat into the pool and yell
man overboard. Sounds like the tide's getting ready to go
out again.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
Your marphing is scaring all the fish away. Take something
for your stomach.
Speaker 6 (09:18):
Yeah, there's nothing in here. Looks like you forgot to
pack the guts bey calm tablets again.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
I forgot?
Speaker 3 (09:26):
Do I have to think of everything? I might as
well be at work. Could you at least stand on
the other side of the boat. Why your big old
head blocks of sun?
Speaker 1 (09:37):
You know I freckle?
Speaker 6 (09:39):
Oh my god, you're killing me.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
All right, let's go back to the marina and get
something for your little tommy ache.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
You whiner. This is my first fishing trip and you're
ruining it. Hey, Galligan, did you put the right kind
of gas in the boat?
Speaker 3 (10:00):
Yes?
Speaker 6 (10:00):
Stupid? Do you have the engine tuned up? Yes?
Speaker 1 (10:04):
I have been on the boat before. Hey did you
weigh anchor?
Speaker 13 (10:08):
Yep?
Speaker 6 (10:09):
One hundred and fifty pounds?
Speaker 14 (10:10):
Ah.
Speaker 3 (10:11):
I was writing your material, Randy. Well that's a problem
right there. Just get the anchor up.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
Well, what are you waiting for for you to help me?
It's heavy, you big baby. What was I thinking when
I made you? First?
Speaker 3 (10:25):
Made?
Speaker 1 (10:25):
You're terrible. Get out of the way, boy, that is heavy,
you big baby?
Speaker 6 (10:31):
What were you thinking? But you made yourself skipper? You're terrible?
Speaker 1 (10:35):
All right? Just use the witch we left Jackie and
tator ashore gess not the witch, the witch, the witch.
This is just a nightmare.
Speaker 6 (10:50):
There you go, cap'n crunch. The anchor is weighed.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
Let's go, oh great, we're stranded.
Speaker 6 (11:00):
Well, skipper, what are we gonna do now?
Speaker 1 (11:03):
Swim?
Speaker 6 (11:04):
You're gonna swim twenty miles. You can't get out of the.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
Bathtub on your own radio to coastguard.
Speaker 6 (11:10):
With what you had that taking out to put that
CD player in.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
Well maybe it's not as bad as we think. Swim
under the boat and check it out.
Speaker 7 (11:18):
Me.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
Hey, I'm doing all the thinking here. You want me
to get wet too?
Speaker 6 (11:22):
What if fish sharks in the water?
Speaker 3 (11:24):
Don't worry. Sharks never eat anything bigger than they are.
Keep your head under water and you'll be fine.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
Well order, I wonder if Jacques Cousteau had these kinds
of problems.
Speaker 6 (11:42):
Well, big boy props and tore up pretty bad. What
was it?
Speaker 1 (11:46):
Fishing neck, floating mine, giant squid? Nope, license plate, that's
what the big gun. Hey, this is my license plate
for the trailer.
Speaker 6 (11:57):
Where'd you get this off the trailer? You got to
unhook the boat's chickens.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
Thanks for doing all the thinking there's only one thing
left to do.
Speaker 6 (12:07):
Die from dehydration and wait for the sea goes to
eat the eyes out of our skulls.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
No, we'll man the life boats.
Speaker 6 (12:14):
What lifeboats? You spend all your money on them? Stupid
fishing team shirts.
Speaker 13 (12:18):
Well we don't need one. Luckily you wore a hat snaa. Look,
we even have room for my big bag.
Speaker 6 (12:29):
Shut up, don't get salt water on the brim.
Speaker 3 (13:02):
Good morning, that's a big show on the radio for you. Monday,
July thirteenth.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
Here we go. Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse.
Speaker 4 (13:14):
Today's episode The Ricky Bee Breakfast Special Story opens Ricky
b Sharp's wife Lucy wanders into the kitchen on a
lazy Saturday morning.
Speaker 7 (13:25):
Uh, I thought I smelt something cooking in here?
Speaker 8 (13:29):
You did, indeed, got a little Ricky Be Breakfast Special
action going here.
Speaker 7 (13:34):
Well, I'd seen you cook it if it at home
in years, Well.
Speaker 8 (13:38):
Feast your eyes hot stuff. Dothan's most the loved fast
food mascot is making a house called I'm whopping up
a couple of diced ham and cheddar oblets.
Speaker 7 (13:49):
Uh huh, got to uh skillets going at once? Have you?
Speaker 1 (13:53):
Well that is that a problem?
Speaker 7 (13:54):
Not yet, But there ain't no right way to do
two oblets and two skelets at the same time.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
How about you let me worry about how many skin
with that got going?
Speaker 7 (14:06):
Huh Well, ricky, you ain't blended the ingredients like you should.
But by the time the biddles get dud, the edges
are gonna be all rubbery.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
Lucy, I've cooked eggs before.
Speaker 7 (14:19):
Are you sure? Because you don't act like it. Now,
watch what you're doing. They're gonna stick.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
Oh they hat ain't getting their pants a big shot
a kitchen running non stick cooking spray.
Speaker 7 (14:30):
Oh lord, not that snake oil. Y'all use that work.
You need to be using butter.
Speaker 8 (14:35):
Cool your jet lady. Everything is fine. I'm fixing the
add the dashed ham to the chedder.
Speaker 7 (14:43):
You know you ain't supposed to put the cheddar until
your obo was dud. So won't scab over on you.
Speaker 6 (14:49):
Scab over no paint.
Speaker 7 (14:52):
Look, pay attention to what you're doing. Okay, okay, Now
add the cheese, and I think you need some more salt.
Don't be shy now there salt it salt it real good.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
My court sat woman, wasn't the white water sports. Did
row with you?
Speaker 7 (15:09):
Oh nothing, I just wanted to show you what it
feels like when we're in the car at uh driving.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
We hope he's enjoyed. John Boy and Billy playhouse. Get
the hell out here for I start to scamb it.
Tune it again next time. Over here. The crusty old
waitress at waffle house say, hey, big man, let me
hold a dollar. Yeah, maybe be scab over go to help.
Speaker 3 (15:40):
You?
Speaker 15 (15:40):
Who part time receptionist, bab's wrangler, and still a side
thix fill McCracken here telling you that no matter which
way you swing, there's something for everyone right here on
the Big Show with John Boy and Billy. I mean,
as long as your expectations aren't too high and you
don't mind that it's coated in grillin thought us to
(16:00):
the mini Cooper.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
Carry on straight people, Good morning, make shows on the radio.
Speaker 3 (16:41):
Yeah, earlier this morning, we're talking about the John Boy
and Billy record for roller Coaster Caro wins Nor Carolina,
South Carolina State Live.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
Thank you. Just another one of our many records, the
Lords I'm on. Yeah, you've heard about the one. That's
the other one.
Speaker 3 (17:00):
No, maybe go get my coat out of the office,
the world champion speed record making, Billy food City topic
carrestal odors meanwhay. But anyway, Oh, this was supposed to
be about pillars because we were talking about you did
a Corcia you had your own years ago.
Speaker 16 (17:19):
I did, like it was like a Lazy Boy or
something like that. I can't remember the brand furniture. We
went to Myrtle Beach. They adapted a car on the
Swamp Fox roller coaster, Yeah, to hold a recliner.
Speaker 14 (17:34):
Oh, and I kind of knew that's what we were
gonna do. Once I got there, I said, oh, what
are we doing it? So it was a TV commercial. Yeah,
So they had a recloiner and I had a.
Speaker 16 (17:44):
Car in front of me, and then we did all
those shots and then we did this camera set up
behind me and did all those shots and then they
did them from you know, from the ground.
Speaker 1 (17:54):
And I was on that thing for hours.
Speaker 3 (17:56):
So the shots was going, did you have steel shots?
Like we just there were still shops, but it was
a that sounds dangerous. You and a recliner and a recliner.
Speaker 16 (18:04):
And they said, well, just just put on the seat belt.
They said, guys, I don't think this and this thing
was man, and we go up and down those hills
like that, and I go. I didn't get sick, but
I finally got to the point after we did it
so much that I really started to relax and enjoy it.
And a couple of the scenes that go by, I
got my head to the side like I'm sleeping, and
it was just once I got over the nerves, it
(18:26):
was great. It was great fun.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
And what were you dressing up like?
Speaker 11 (18:29):
You?
Speaker 1 (18:30):
I was just Teddy Bears. It wasn't an astron idiot,
you know, one of my favorite commerciers. You were like,
what were you a big bass?
Speaker 11 (18:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 16 (18:40):
That was for bad that was for string fishing line
and we shut in bass pro shops and I was that.
I was three hundred pounds bass and I had to
I stood up in the fish costume sideways and there
was a hole cut from my face to step through,
and every once in a while one of the guys
that come over and pushed me over and I on
(19:00):
the ground.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
And I just.
Speaker 7 (19:04):
I saw that commercial.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
We had a blast that was seen the bass and
the lazy boy. That would have been genius. I'm done.
Good morning, Big shows on the radio coming up.
Speaker 3 (19:19):
We play John Board Jeopardy, you can win a fifty
dollars American Express give card courtesy of bow Jangles. It's
bow time. Hang on and play a minutement. First back
to the Big Show Morning Mindy Monday Mini Movie.
Speaker 17 (19:33):
Good morning, Hygiens, Junkies. It's time for the Big Show
Morning Movie Special mini series event. And now joined Captain
John Boy and first Made Spanky as they climb aboard
the good Ship for a thrilling on the adventure on.
Speaker 6 (19:46):
The high Seas.
Speaker 1 (19:47):
It's time for part one of.
Speaker 6 (19:55):
I can't believe it. I just can't believe it. How
could any one man be so stupid? I manage a
new shouldn't have come out here without Captain Kit. For
your information, I'm just as smart as capt'n Kit. Then
why didn't you bring us all the way out in
the middle of the ocean without the one thing we need?
Speaker 1 (20:13):
I brought the pickled pig's lips.
Speaker 6 (20:16):
Brought them. You're talking through them. I'm talking about a compass,
you moron.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
I brought a compass.
Speaker 3 (20:22):
Is right there on the refrigerator, on a magnet, so
no matter how the boat rocks, the magnet stays put.
Speaker 1 (20:30):
Who ain't a thinker.
Speaker 6 (20:31):
Do you know what magnets do to a compass?
Speaker 1 (20:34):
Keep it stuck to the fridge?
Speaker 6 (20:35):
No, you burnt brain. It makes the compass go all caddywompus.
It's worthless now, and we're out in the middle of
the ocean and we don't know which way is home.
Speaker 1 (20:45):
Is that what you're so upset about?
Speaker 3 (20:47):
Oh, brother spanky, let me teach you an old sailor's trick.
Speaker 6 (20:52):
You're not gonna start crying again?
Speaker 1 (20:53):
Are you very funny? You don't need a compass. Your
map is right over your head. You steer by the.
Speaker 6 (21:00):
Stars at eleven in the morning.
Speaker 1 (21:03):
You're not very patient? Are you any more?
Speaker 6 (21:05):
Bright? Ideas?
Speaker 1 (21:06):
We could go that way?
Speaker 6 (21:09):
That way. That's all you got is to point to
the back of the boat and say that way.
Speaker 3 (21:14):
Well, I figure since the boat is pointed this way
and no one has touched the wheel, then home must.
Speaker 1 (21:19):
Be that way.
Speaker 6 (21:21):
Say have you seen that fish bat that was laying
around here?
Speaker 11 (21:24):
This one?
Speaker 6 (21:25):
Yeah, that's the one.
Speaker 1 (21:26):
What are you gonna do with that?
Speaker 6 (21:28):
Give you some stars to steer by.
Speaker 1 (21:32):
I can't see the stars. The birds keep getting in
the way.
Speaker 6 (21:36):
Maybe another crack on the skull will scare them off.
Speaker 1 (21:40):
Come back here.
Speaker 6 (21:41):
You see far and simpleton. Look at it this way.
If I kill you, you won't starve to death like you.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
Wait a second, Wait a second.
Speaker 6 (21:54):
Make it snappy. I'm trying to cive your skull in.
Speaker 1 (21:57):
Is that what you're worried about?
Speaker 6 (21:59):
Starving other things?
Speaker 1 (22:01):
Well, if it comes down to it and all is lost,
I want you to eat me.
Speaker 6 (22:07):
Wow, John boy, that's a pretty big sacriface. Do you
mean it?
Speaker 1 (22:11):
Of course you're my friend. I do anything for you.
Speaker 6 (22:15):
Well that holds still, and let me kill you so
I can make a sandwich.
Speaker 1 (22:19):
Sam Damn, he's massing my skull. You know this is
kind of fun? All right, alright, stop it. That's enough.
You're hitting me so hard. I'm starting to ellucinate.
Speaker 6 (22:29):
Let me know if you start seeing a compass.
Speaker 3 (22:32):
Remember that movie where the big wave tips the boat
over and Gene Hackman has to save everybody.
Speaker 6 (22:38):
The Poseidon Adventure. What's your point?
Speaker 1 (22:40):
My hallucination looks just like that big wave, you check ass.
Speaker 6 (22:45):
That's the hallucination. It's a rogue wave.
Speaker 1 (22:48):
Holy craft?
Speaker 3 (22:49):
What do we do?
Speaker 6 (22:50):
I can only think of one thing?
Speaker 1 (22:52):
What's that?
Speaker 17 (22:58):
Sirps up zero survived the barreling barbaric barrier of Brdy
Blue bearing down on them.
Speaker 11 (23:04):
What to do?
Speaker 18 (23:04):
What to do?
Speaker 1 (23:06):
To find out?
Speaker 17 (23:06):
Tune in next tight for part two of The Big
Show Morning Movie starring John Boy as John Boy, Spanky
is Spanky, and a special appearance by Jacki Eelam junr
has Wally the walleyed Wall of water in.
Speaker 3 (23:16):
An there's allumin nation feels, so we'll have to write
it down, all right? Episode three out of five episodes.
Moron's in the mid Atlanta Coming up right now. It
is John Boy Jeopardy time. I can't remember like last
(23:40):
July second, but the question was Randy.
Speaker 1 (23:42):
I can't believe it. You have it right here?
Speaker 3 (23:44):
Yes, wow, yeah, review Thursday's question that was July the second.
Speaker 1 (23:50):
It's like I was here the whole week. You were gone.
Oh wait.
Speaker 18 (23:56):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (23:57):
We found out if you take time to count him,
you find the Declaration of Independence only has forty seven
of these sentences. I want to do my SENTIENTI according
to today's John boyd Jeopardy that's my name, Jackie is
one of our favorite lines. By the way, and you
know what, what else.
Speaker 1 (24:13):
You want to do, Jacket? I want to do something
else when you want to do something else. That's Steve.
Speaker 7 (24:20):
What have you done to her?
Speaker 1 (24:23):
Where y'all going later?
Speaker 3 (24:25):
All right, Billy, you owe me at five bucks? You
bet I couldn't get her to do it impersonation?
Speaker 1 (24:31):
Where they're going later? Where are they now that?
Speaker 2 (24:34):
I still want to see the jacket, your shop shopping
cart jacket. I want to see if it still fits
because there's been a lot of hoo hoos and chicken wings.
Speaker 1 (24:47):
I'll go get in a minute. Jackets at the microphones?
Is how stupid I am? I said it wrong. I
don't know why you call me to a microphone.
Speaker 7 (24:54):
You know, always good stuff wrong.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
I'm old and seen island, can't remember nothing. It goes.
You always want do something else when I want to
do something else. Well, that's much better, jacket. I won't
do my sentence. It's my birthday and your ruining.
Speaker 3 (25:16):
All right, let's get going here we are John Boy
Jeopardy Today's question. According to a recent study, the British
spend more money per capita on this over the counter
drug than any other country.
Speaker 1 (25:29):
Is it, Guinness, doc? Because we do go through a
law of that.
Speaker 3 (25:33):
And I've seen this before too, so maybe i'll know it.
One eight hundred Big Show you told free Live, we
played John Boyd Jeopardy Next, Good morning, Big Shows on
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Speaker 1 (26:22):
Like it made jello with y'all think the Big Show
dot Com right now.
Speaker 18 (26:25):
Last night, Yes, Life of America, hyats and now this
is what happens if you never change your hosts.
Speaker 1 (26:42):
Joe bore.
Speaker 3 (26:46):
He kind of turned into jail or two as he
to Joseph out of Dyersburg, Tennessee. First up, Good morning, Joseph,
good morning, Good morning all buddy, to see what you got.
Looking at a recent study, the British spend more money
per capita on this over the counter drug than any
other country.
Speaker 5 (27:09):
Let's go with.
Speaker 3 (27:12):
Cinnamon, a fine tian. All okay, but good yes, Joseph,
thank you, buddy.
Speaker 18 (27:25):
I appreciate it.
Speaker 3 (27:26):
Man, you have a good day. Let's go to Tony
in Charlotte, North Carolina. Good morning, Tony, good morning, Hey,
good man. I so we know it's not cinnamon, tian All.
Speaker 9 (27:42):
That was the other guy's guest, according to Johnny. Okay,
so don't say that, all right, Tony. So what do
you think over the counter drug? The Britishers spend more
than any other country.
Speaker 4 (27:55):
I gonna think those Britains are buying some marijuana.
Speaker 3 (27:59):
Buying marijuana? How is there weed deal over there? They
got it legal like that? Well, Tony, thanks for playing, buddy,
have a great day, all right?
Speaker 1 (28:15):
Man? Can I get a shout out? Yes, you can.
Speaker 2 (28:18):
I want to give a shout out to all those
crazy boys and girls down there at GMW Equipment in Charlotte,
North Carolina.
Speaker 3 (28:24):
G and W E Quipment, Charlotte, North Carolina. All right,
y'all check them out, Tony Boyce, appreciate you.
Speaker 1 (28:29):
Thank you asay worked out.
Speaker 3 (28:31):
Nathan is in Roanoke, Alabama. Jackie says, good morning, Nathan, Hey, buddy,
welcome all right, Rono Alabama.
Speaker 14 (28:43):
Yes, sir, all right?
Speaker 11 (28:44):
Good?
Speaker 1 (28:46):
So, uh that's over the counter drug. What are we
looking for? What you got? I'm gonna say, laxatives. I said,
have y'all heard that recently?
Speaker 14 (29:02):
I have not heard that.
Speaker 3 (29:03):
I heard because I have I wrote the question you
have Okay, well it was me that has more proof
that the British are full of crafts.
Speaker 1 (29:12):
Conclusion.
Speaker 3 (29:14):
All right, well Nathan, congratulations by do you got fifty
bucks to spend on an American Express gift card courtesy
of Bojangles?
Speaker 10 (29:22):
All right, I appreciate it.
Speaker 1 (29:23):
Alright mane bottom of the hour time on the top
of your news.
Speaker 3 (29:32):
That puts about twenty minutes away from a premier the
brand new Big Show to Riggy b.
Speaker 1 (30:08):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one export.
Speaker 3 (30:23):
John Boy, Billy Pilar's Randy Jackie and Wow, what luck
joining us for yugging up Time?
Speaker 1 (30:30):
Robert D. Rayford Rayford, I know I was wondering for
that old man smell was coming from.
Speaker 3 (30:37):
I know Raverd it gets out, you know, the first one.
He's always listening to Yugging Up Time. And I know
he's talking back to the radio. You know he is
riding down left hand lane, blinker on talk.
Speaker 4 (30:48):
He talked back to the radio when the radio is
not even on.
Speaker 7 (30:53):
Here.
Speaker 1 (30:53):
You are Ravered with us Friday morning, yugging up Time.
What's on your mind? Is he just like yuck it
up stuff up there?
Speaker 6 (31:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 10 (31:00):
You know, like I say, don't doing yucking up time
and sort of vamp till you're ready. You know, you
get in here, you don't have anything particularly planning, getting
sort of go to juiced up and ready to go,
and you're adrenaline flowing all that sort of stuff.
Speaker 1 (31:11):
You hurting juice stuff. See you a little bit. Listen.
I'd quit drinking if it, but I'm scared and spoiled.
But Emmy wouldn't have anything else to talk about.
Speaker 3 (31:22):
Yeah, man, and you'd wake up and realize that's the
best she's gonna feel all day.
Speaker 10 (31:28):
I was thinking though, all this talk about snow though,
uh huh. People talk about so people in the socco
crazy and snow. And the old thing about him going
buying up all the bread and milk. We used to
have something the big old tall boy in school. I'm
sure don bread and you have a big old there
you go. We couldn't drink in school names. I think
his name was Clyde Biggers. He was talking about your size,
(31:49):
tallest Morne in school. Every time it snow, Joe Darton said,
I hope it, I hope it snows.
Speaker 1 (31:54):
Butt cheek deep to Clyde Biggers always wondered where that
expression came from.
Speaker 10 (32:00):
Now we know, of course in Concorde you didn't say
but cheap.
Speaker 1 (32:04):
Right, thank you for your What what did you say, Bob? No,
that's up. I mean we're talking about Robert d Raverd.
I mean, do y'all realize what a treasure we have
here now?
Speaker 11 (32:16):
And this man?
Speaker 1 (32:19):
Don't get me to cry, and I.
Speaker 3 (32:20):
Know I I won't choke you, but uh, it's a
real place here. We are going into a new year.
How many years have you been with us? Now? Right?
Speaker 10 (32:27):
Sixteen years? What was passion?
Speaker 1 (32:29):
No, sixteen years you know, quick counting. And a lot
of people ask, you know, how in the world how'd
you find Rayford? What's the deal with Rayfert?
Speaker 3 (32:35):
Well, actually, me and Billy was doing the show was
on another station, right, and uh, and we would make
fun of Ravery because he had a TV show. He
had a TV talk show that was the closest thing
there's ever been to a radio show on TV.
Speaker 4 (32:50):
He was sitting there at a desk like an anchorman
and just talking to people on the phone.
Speaker 3 (32:53):
Went in the living room, I mean TV, you know,
blam comes on, there's Ravers centerment. People who smoke our
headiots show.
Speaker 6 (33:01):
That was the first show.
Speaker 1 (33:02):
Let's talk about it. So yeah, So anyway, what the
heck of it is?
Speaker 10 (33:07):
I look around, tune in on the cable. That's about
all you're seeing on the cable people doing the same thing.
Speaker 1 (33:12):
Had you heard yourself talk lately?
Speaker 5 (33:16):
You know?
Speaker 10 (33:16):
The thing is, and I quit trying to be talk
like a radio announcer. I went through many, many years
trying to talk all the time like a radio announcer,
you know. And now I just sort of broke down
and said, heck, I'm gonna be who I am.
Speaker 1 (33:28):
I'm liking all juiced up, broke down. That is pretty awesome,
pretty awesome. And you turned seventy five years old over
the Christmas holidays. We weren't here for your birthday.
Speaker 10 (33:44):
Teddy boys, that's a benchmark. I didn't think about it
too much. The thing is, I checked the obituary, call
him every day, make sure I see all of these
people dead. I was in school with oh Man, I know,
see yeah, and I a bad blame.
Speaker 6 (34:01):
You know.
Speaker 10 (34:01):
The light at the end of the tunnel gets a little,
the smaller the aperture against a little smaller every day.
Speaker 1 (34:06):
Well, I'll tell you what about that is this yours? Yeah,
that's up wherever you keep moving around like you are.
Speaker 3 (34:14):
I can't believe a man your age does all the
stuff you do, from a jumping down airplanes, going cross
country every year with Kyle Petty on the on the
charity ride. I mean, you, as long as you keep
doing stuff, maybe you'll never get old.
Speaker 10 (34:26):
Yeah, that's what they say.
Speaker 1 (34:28):
But you feeling old?
Speaker 3 (34:29):
Who was I?
Speaker 10 (34:29):
Oh the other day, what was it just yesterday? We
were talking about the David Brinkley Uh huh, And I
was saying to him on the show about how you're
off of the radio, you're off of the TV for
a short time. People's memories are very short. They're always saying,
whatever happened to so and so, Like John said, nothing
happened to him.
Speaker 1 (34:46):
Has always been that way.
Speaker 10 (34:48):
But you think about it and you find out we
haven't heard of David Brinkley. Turned finds out he's out
there in Jackson, Wyoming, which by the way, we passed
during the last year's ride, and he's he's bedridden. Wow,
chair have somebody to look after him all the time? Man,
And you wonder about that. And I was mentioning two
about old Sam Donaldson. They used to work with Sam. Sam.
You know he's sort of out.
Speaker 1 (35:09):
Of I hear he's starting to lose his hair, Is
that true?
Speaker 6 (35:11):
That's the Lord, you know.
Speaker 1 (35:12):
Yeah, he's been coming out the brow, starting to break up.
Speaker 10 (35:16):
Big windstorm, his head blowing the street. Sam something belts
worked with him a long time. It was telling about
the when we went to the party for him they
had when he went with ABC and he left w
t Op where we all worked, and he said, Sam,
why why did you go with ABC? That's a dog network?
You held out you coulda go on with CEBA. Sam
huffed up sip because they have so many incompetents over there,
(35:37):
and I know.
Speaker 1 (35:38):
Our rise to the top. Wow, what a coincidence. Same thing.
Speaker 3 (35:40):
Rayford said, all right, I tell you what, buddy, you
got a job as long as you want it. Right here,
people love hate That just perfect for us, all right.
Speaker 6 (35:54):
Buddy, ain't know.
Speaker 1 (35:55):
Later on we're gonna Ravers into some new stunt. We're
gonna put him in a shoping cart and run him
into the bushes. Jackets. Yeah, you'll have a job. Now,
the description of it may change a little bit. Jaun
Boy and Dilly and Ray forer it ain't no Kinko's
good morning. We're yelled dumb right. Good Monday is said,
(36:44):
good Monday morning, my better? All right? We ready to
ricky be and Lucy r here are the sharps.
Speaker 11 (37:01):
When my Lucy, when my Lucy's mad at me, it
makes me po in my pants?
Speaker 1 (37:08):
So oh broke.
Speaker 2 (37:09):
You don't know?
Speaker 1 (37:11):
She goes wild? Is then she wants to start a rumble.
I'm taking a tumble now.
Speaker 11 (37:17):
I'm not the kind of fella who will back down
from a little barroom scrapping that don't happen. But when
Lucy cocks that eyebrow, that's when the wet spot eye
my blue cheek starts.
Speaker 1 (37:31):
Oh no, when my Lucy, when my Lucy's mad at me,
it makes me po in my pants. So I say,
oh hell no.
Speaker 11 (37:42):
And when I see that look she gets I'm scared
to death, my white And if I don't blo fast,
she whips my.
Speaker 7 (37:55):
Where are you you little half curt case?
Speaker 1 (37:59):
Whoa what? My Lucy?
Speaker 11 (38:01):
When my Lucy is mad at me, her fists start
flying in and I started crying. She gives me well geez,
and lord, it hurts so bad. I'm about to be
a credible and then she tweeks my name, Bob. I'm
not one up those sissy boys that wears their hair
up in a man bun.
Speaker 1 (38:20):
Breakish lee. I don't sit down too people. But my
niece turned into jelly when she wrote up a newspaper
instance whoa, whoa set.
Speaker 5 (38:34):
Me can't get you women, You're just making it worse
may possible?
Speaker 7 (38:41):
You are really want to get it this time?
Speaker 3 (38:43):
Wait?
Speaker 1 (38:44):
Wait, wait, wait what did I do? What did I do?
Speaker 6 (38:46):
You know?
Speaker 7 (38:46):
Damn well what you did?
Speaker 11 (38:48):
Hell?
Speaker 1 (38:48):
The list of so long, you're gonna have to be
more specific.
Speaker 7 (38:51):
That was my favorite pair of underwear.
Speaker 1 (38:54):
I said, I was sorry. I needed a cover for
the grill and it was a perfect fit. Hell, it
fit the grip d kill whoa whoa? And my Lucy,
My Lucy is mad at me and it makes me
being old. Get my papers my shirts are?
Speaker 6 (39:11):
You know?
Speaker 1 (39:13):
And when she finally calms down, we go to dinner.
Speaker 17 (39:16):
And the flett and we have makeup sex at the loved.
Speaker 6 (39:24):
I'll tell you what you are one pot mama when
you ain't beating the tar out of me.
Speaker 7 (39:28):
Uh, you are such a sweet talker.
Speaker 1 (39:32):
Hey, hold on a second again, is this a new bra.
Yeah you like you. Wait a minute, what would you
do with the old one?
Speaker 3 (39:39):
I threw it out.
Speaker 1 (39:40):
Dad, Come in, Lucie. I was gonna make a hammt
gun of that. Why are you little little.
Speaker 5 (39:47):
Shower complace? I can't damn don't tech me. It's a
party now, now with a popcorn down, huzzah. This is
King veedor or is that fid or never the matter.
Speaker 8 (40:11):
It is hereby decreed by royal proclamation that my new
Court Justice shall henceforth be John Boy and Billy in
the realm known as the Big Show. Are they funny?
They better be, unless they want to be dragon food.
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