July 9, 2024 • 36 mins
Tuesday (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, we have more proof that there are too many lawyers these days - with a list of actual warnings found on products.. - John Boy recalls Hannah Storm’s time with our show and how her feet go all the way to the floor.. - John Boy gives some spray tan beauty tips.. - Comedian Brad Stein tells us why he loves the South and hates PETA.. - Randy has some trouble fixing the burglar alarm at John Boy Manor.. - We found the tapes from Colonel Sanders last recording session.. - and Mr. Rhubarb steps on a duck..
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Speaker 1 (00:27):
Good morning, I got a big show on the radio.
Let's look for somebody to eagerly answer the phone over
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Press one, Hello Jimbo love you mean yeah? Hey, Mab,
I'm glad you called really well no, but I figured
you'd take that better than old Lord. Not you too again. Well,
I got a fact from the audience research people. They
just finished a bunch of Jimbo and Bobby focus groups
show where they get a bunch of people in the
in a room and talk about what the show. They
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sent over some bullet point highlights of the meeting. Okay,
let's see here what we got. Oh, here's some what
do you like slash dislike about the Jimbo and Bobby Show.
See stuff they like says here Mayberry Trivia, married Man,
Kim Wilson, Stoopy Quiz, the first two minutes of Fort Monday,
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and anytime Jackie.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
Sings say Jackie, I told you can say.
Speaker 4 (02:37):
Wait a minute, baby. There's also a few things here
that are not too crazy about.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
All right, we go ahead. We know how to take
the bad with the good around here.
Speaker 4 (02:44):
Okay, let's see here things about the show I'm not
so crazy about. Uh that thing where you try to
talk while you eat a Hearty's biscuit. That thing where
you try to talk while you need to play the barbecue.
That thing where you try to talk while you eat
a taffy apple. I remember that one. Any phone interview
that involves a world traveler talking to a confused, non
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English speaking person. Uh, the last three hours and fifty
eight minutes of fort Monday, and anytime rayfit Scena.
Speaker 5 (03:16):
You know.
Speaker 4 (03:16):
All in all, I say, that's not too bad. It
sounds like, with a little fine tuning, we've got a
hit on our hand. You think so, well, No, but
I thought you'd take that better than good. Look, this
is terrible. Tell us a babe, I'll compile a complete
report and get back to you. Well, this is the
lunch thing. Later, have your machine called my machine and
let me see you. What am I forgetting?
Speaker 2 (03:34):
Well?
Speaker 1 (03:34):
This where usually Serenados with a little piece of a
famous love song.
Speaker 4 (03:38):
Oh yeah, yeah, hold on a second, Okay, I got it.
Whoa that smell? Can you smell that smell? Whoa that smell?
The smell of death around you? I'm sorry, baby, I
just heard that one on the way to work. I
love to Bobby. That's Billy him too in Jimbo, what
call me.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
Hello? This is keep me Sharp from Alabama. What I've
starting my day.
Speaker 6 (04:04):
As the beloved fast food mascot and pizza Rutt. Mister
populist tunes into John Boy and Philly on the Big Show.
It ain't that he loves the show, but it's the
only thing that chases the rats out of the doe
flower that of them.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Yeah, good morning, a big show. It's on the radio.
(04:51):
Headed join the Kernemits quiz. You c you will win?
Speaker 3 (04:54):
All right, Branda, I see you finally got over my house.
Speaker 5 (04:56):
Man.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
My battery of my burglar alarm was dead and it
beat every two minutes all day yesterday.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
Man's talking about nerve back.
Speaker 7 (05:05):
I called the company that installed his burglar alarm and
asked him, I said, do you remember where you put
the brains? The battery's bad? He says no, but I'll
drop a battery off for you. Well, thanks, But where's
the bot? He said, Well, it's usually that they either
put it in the basement or in one of the closet.
Speaker 8 (05:20):
The body was supposed to hold the battery up and
they beat to each other until they find each.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
Other just by the way, I need to know where
that is in case it runs out again, in case
you die.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
Oh like that?
Speaker 7 (05:29):
Do you any good if you knew where it was?
And by the way, do you have enough closets.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
In your house?
Speaker 7 (05:34):
He's got a room, I swear to you, that has
three closets in it. He's got closets that aren't even
in rooms.
Speaker 8 (05:41):
His closets have close.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
It's unbelievable.
Speaker 7 (05:44):
It took me, honestly an hour to go through every
closet in the house. And of course, which closet was
it in.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
Last one year?
Speaker 7 (05:50):
That's right, the last one in the house. You got
more closets in my mother's house has.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Rooms that would be a good show, you know, like
Ozzie and them, you know, watching you go through closet.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
Yeah, and then you get to come out of like
a bunch.
Speaker 7 (06:03):
And you have that evil, that evil damn, that evil
damn cat in your house.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
That that cat.
Speaker 7 (06:09):
That cat knows, I swear that cat knows. I'm allergic
a cat. I can be in the same room with
a cat, that's cool. But if the cat touches me,
then I start sneezing and weezing. All right, The cat
waits for me to come in like Cato attacking the
pink panther and rubs on me and loves on me
and just won't leave me alone. You walk up the stairs,
the cat hangs on your leg when you're climbing up
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the stairs. So I went home weezing.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
In the season. But anyway, so so it's fixed. Yeah, okay, good,
so it was happy ending.
Speaker 8 (06:39):
Look at this way, You've got a great story to
tell for the rest of your life.
Speaker 3 (06:43):
Basically, it screw you, screw the cat. Is my burglar alarmed? Yes,
it's fixed, so I'm safe.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
I can nap and secured it and no bippy, Good
morning to Big show is on your radio. Thanks for
spending part of your Tuesday mor with us about that.
Speaker 9 (07:04):
What can we take astro Nerd home with us? The
chinchilla needs a friend, not but Paul you said we
can trade him for the cat. He don't like the
cat anyway.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
Yeah, it's funny talking about that guys riding around on
his bicycle when Astronud stops. If if an afro nerd
and a ball cat with a propeller on, it makes
fun of you.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
Yeah, might have a few problems.
Speaker 8 (07:29):
Gives you the guy he was looking like, who is
this weirdo?
Speaker 3 (07:34):
Right now?
Speaker 1 (07:35):
These are the way for you to join the winters
sin see curR evs squiz.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
Why are we dealing with Bidley?
Speaker 8 (07:38):
Got another rap star getting himself in trouble?
Speaker 5 (07:41):
No?
Speaker 1 (07:42):
Yes, oh yes, yeah yeah, all right, let's deal with it.
One eight hundred big show, you're toll free line be
calling nine takes, see and win right now. Good morning,
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there's a big showing a radio. Can you ready?
Speaker 4 (08:19):
Girl?
Speaker 10 (08:21):
Oh Jay, come whist.
Speaker 11 (08:28):
Quiz Jay?
Speaker 1 (08:33):
That's me calling him an AEI. It's Brett out a
bowling Green, Kentucky.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
Hello, Brett, Good morning, John Boy and Billy good morning.
Tell you doing okay today?
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Bud, I'm doing fun and I have to uh let
you know, I am a first time calling all right,
back at you, all right, Brett, listen up to Billie
if you can win this same all right.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
Well, Brett.
Speaker 8 (08:55):
The latest rap music star to run a foul of
law is French rap mash Joey Starr. Yes, apparently they
have him over there too. Who is fined ninety seven
hundred euros. That's a little over nine thousand dollars in
real American money for hitting his monkey during a performance
on a French TV show Strange but True, Star, whose
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real name is Didier Melville, punched the monkey during a
performance on the M six channel. The incident prompted hundreds
of complaints, including one from animal rights activist and former
French sex symbol Brigitte Barde. At a press conference, Bardo said,
a I commend Xia Trots for a wise reeling b
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This is a victory for animals everywhere or c from
now on, the only monkey Joey Star would be spinking
is his own.
Speaker 3 (09:56):
What okay, you're up?
Speaker 12 (10:01):
Oh, it will be see said.
Speaker 3 (10:06):
I's worried you might not speak French. Can I get
a shot off this morning? Absolutely?
Speaker 8 (10:12):
I would like to say good morning my wife Lori,
who's on her way to work.
Speaker 3 (10:16):
Hey, wife Laura, on your way to work.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
Your husband's a winner, matter what you've been telling them
all these years. Read you hold on, buddy, Jack can
get you information to get this prize back and send
them bowling green too.
Speaker 4 (10:25):
Yacht.
Speaker 11 (10:26):
All right, gentlemen, thank you, appreciate you.
Speaker 3 (10:28):
Man money Pale.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
When I'm driving the bus in the morning, I always
get the troublemakers, but.
Speaker 3 (10:37):
I figured out how to get rid of them. I
crank up the ball. I'm on the Big Show with
John Boy and Billy.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
They are a laugh riot and the crackheads hate it.
Speaker 7 (11:20):
Ah damn.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
Yeah, here we are, John Bard, Biene, Jackie Randi, brad Stein,
I'm here, yes man, you know who Brad Love mad
Max mad Max.
Speaker 3 (11:31):
Like on Peter. He just hates Peter. He keeps up
and brings us a lady Peter news.
Speaker 5 (11:36):
These people are crazy the whole animal rights things. First off,
you can't give a right to an animal, Okay, all right,
it's a philosophical concept bas on the fact that you
know you just and know you can die. Animals don't
know they can die. They're not afraid that either. Afraid
of getting chased. Its chasing from the watering hole. They
go back time after The bones aren't a giveaway. We're
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going back again. That's what amazes me. And they don't care.
They don't put You know, if you care about the
animal rights, okay, care about animals being persecuted, go into
the animal kingdom and teach them to be nice to
each other.
Speaker 8 (12:07):
First, will somebody help these wild to beests?
Speaker 7 (12:10):
Please?
Speaker 5 (12:11):
There's like five hundred will tobies one cheet do they scatter.
Teach them to organize. There's five hundred of you one cheetah.
Stop circle the cheetah. Dog pile on the cheetah.
Speaker 3 (12:23):
You got a new worldview.
Speaker 5 (12:24):
But what they do all Look, the cheeta's got old
crippled elmer whatever.
Speaker 3 (12:31):
Cass that makes more little room with the water at all.
Speaker 5 (12:35):
Help these think and people a lot, you know, and people,
this is what I don't care. If you're nice animals, God
bless you for being good to animals. That's a good thing.
But people will tell me that animals and humans are equal.
That's where I go over the top and said, dude,
the very fact that humans act how we talk about
how we should treat animals.
Speaker 3 (12:51):
Proves we're better than them.
Speaker 5 (12:53):
Because I guarantee you animals in the Serengeti right now
they ain't having this conversation. If you limp your lunch,
that's their play, that's their worldview. You know, eat them back,
you know, wayling's up on our beach. We spend a
million dollars throwing the back we fall in the ocean.
They eat us. Why are we being jumane to animals
(13:15):
when they're animal?
Speaker 3 (13:16):
Eat to us?
Speaker 1 (13:17):
Eat them back?
Speaker 5 (13:18):
It's their way. They're used to it. That's who they are.
It amazes me these and they get mad, they get angry,
and they only like the cute animals. That's why I
can't stand it. Is so disingenuous, you know. You know
they're always calling. All the spotted owls being heard, all
the harp seals being beaten, the dolphins are getting this
is my favorite. Dolphins are getting caught in the tune,
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and that dolphins are getting caught the tune.
Speaker 3 (13:41):
Yeah, what about the.
Speaker 5 (13:42):
Tuna in the tuna net? You're not crazy, but tuna
are fish and fish are ugly. These people will never
change themselves, do it?
Speaker 11 (13:56):
Do?
Speaker 5 (13:56):
Be kind of cart never happens. They don't care about fish.
They don't care. And then they go, oh yet, but
you know, dolphins are second to humans and intelligence then
talent dolphins.
Speaker 12 (14:06):
To go around.
Speaker 3 (14:09):
I think it amazes.
Speaker 11 (14:12):
Me, you know.
Speaker 5 (14:12):
And who came up with this intelligent dolphins theorem? I've
seen them at SeaWorld. Okay, they bounce on their tail,
got a thinking ball in their nose, goose, flaming hoops
of fire. Five shows a day, seven days a week
for a sardine.
Speaker 3 (14:25):
Hey Brady at get a union.
Speaker 11 (14:30):
Animal.
Speaker 3 (14:31):
Wait, can they get mad?
Speaker 5 (14:35):
They get mad at it and then they try to
pro am. I right, y'all hunt I don't know, yeah, yeah,
because I heard your show. You guys, they get mad
at the hunters. But who do they protest? The guys
that help with guns, Guys that help with maybe a
bowl and arrow. Never the fishermen who hunt fish. Nobody
cares because fish are ugly.
Speaker 4 (14:48):
They don't care.
Speaker 5 (14:50):
The ugly thing can die. And if you care about animals,
go to this think. Go to the fishermen. The most rustless.
Speaker 3 (14:56):
Hunters I have ever seen. If I shoot it, it's dead.
Speaker 5 (14:59):
These fish want to catch. This poor guy battle for
twenty minutes, pulled off its environment. It's suffocating. Meanwhile, I'm
taking pictures. Hey lev it take pliers, rip the hook
out of his face, and then throw him back. If
I'm a fisher, I'm thinking, what was that off?
Speaker 1 (15:17):
Eat me?
Speaker 3 (15:20):
I got a hold on my face?
Speaker 8 (15:21):
Sixey, you are a freak.
Speaker 5 (15:24):
I gotta shine some fish side show higher ball, just
give him some dignity and eating.
Speaker 3 (15:58):
Good morning, A big show is on radio. Take Away
for the Hour show.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
Got Stupid, Quiz and Play and Hannah Storm it's gonna
be on air. Man, I like a lot better when
she's in the studio.
Speaker 3 (16:13):
You got legs that go all the way to the
All right, y'all, here you go.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
Is that Colonel Sanders saying towards the end of his
spokesperson career for Kentucky Fried Chicken.
Speaker 3 (16:24):
I think you'll see why roll that tape, take one quiet.
Speaker 11 (16:31):
Again.
Speaker 13 (16:31):
I found a way to cook tick too. I found
a way to cook extra good. And come on over
and try my quest. It's entirely different. Yeah, it's just
as tender and tasty.
Speaker 11 (16:43):
And it's just his finger looking good. You see.
Speaker 13 (16:45):
I found a way to cook chicken deep down and
get that real crust.
Speaker 11 (16:50):
Because of some folks life. And it's just as.
Speaker 13 (16:52):
Tender and jersey, and I'll get it home. And I
found a way to cook chicken deep down and get that.
Speaker 11 (16:58):
Crusty, real Christmas chicky. Yeah, yet it's entirely different. This
will be line thirty kick one.
Speaker 13 (17:08):
Now you have two kinds of Kentucky fried chicken. And
now you have two kinds of Kentucky fried chickens and
chews from yet tender and juicy. You know that's why
it's better.
Speaker 7 (17:24):
You read it. Hey, we're record.
Speaker 11 (17:28):
Now you have two.
Speaker 13 (17:29):
Now you have two kinds of Kentucky fried chicken and
chews from my regular recipe.
Speaker 4 (17:34):
Take three.
Speaker 13 (17:36):
It's entirely different. It's entirely different. Whatever, but now you
have yourself. Now you have Now you have two kinds
of Kentucky fried chicken. Let me get that scratched off,
quit looking at it? What real krusty ree what what
kind of damn christ Chrispy, it's really different. Now you
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can have two answer Kentucky fried tickets and choose from
my regular recipe and my.
Speaker 11 (18:04):
New extra crisp Extrachrispy. I got to put that.
Speaker 13 (18:09):
Now you have two kinds of Kentucky gied chickens and
huge from it's entirely different.
Speaker 12 (18:15):
Had every bit his finger looking good, you see, you know,
every bit of his finger looking good.
Speaker 11 (18:19):
You see. I found a way to cook chicken. Deep down.
You get that real crisp acruss some folks life, I
better do that again, Yes, say rolling. It's a good one.
Speaker 12 (18:32):
Picked five most most folks, most most folks, most for
most folks.
Speaker 11 (18:41):
Once again, most most folks have heard about it. That's good,
very high.
Speaker 12 (18:47):
That's right, folks call it Vand that's why folks call
it finger.
Speaker 11 (18:52):
That's right. Folks call it.
Speaker 12 (18:54):
Call it things are looking to that's that's that's why.
That's why folks call it. That's why folks call it.
You're good. That's right, that's right, both call it. You're
I'm not getting anywhere this name.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
Ward.
Speaker 3 (19:11):
Would you like to try it?
Speaker 1 (19:12):
I can't say it.
Speaker 4 (19:13):
I'm trust.
Speaker 3 (19:21):
Good morning. You got the big show on the radio.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
More chances for you to win coming up after your
news weathers barts.
Speaker 10 (19:27):
This is Donald Trump and you're listening to the Big
Show on the radio, John Boy and Billy. These guys
are tremendous right now. That the number one John Boy
and Billy I've ever heard. And I know a lot
of John Boy and Billy, trust me, a tremendous amount
of John Boy and Billy's. And there's some smaller shows.
But this is the big show. It's the big show
on your radio. I think that's how John Boyce says,
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the big show on the radio.
Speaker 3 (20:23):
Good, Hey, Big Joe. I was on the radio. Hey
I'm doing this morning.
Speaker 1 (20:28):
Had our special guests in the studio, Chuck and Mary
from Rock one oh four point five, beautiful Wilmington, North Carolina,
taking care of business around the Queens City this morning.
Chuck was actually remember the story about un Sterling. Chuck
was actually captaining the boat when we.
Speaker 8 (20:44):
Were Stop leaving your arms, Chuck, he's gonna tell the story.
Speaker 1 (20:50):
Chuck said he was so afraid he was gonna be
known as a guy who killed Sterling.
Speaker 3 (20:54):
Marlin and John Boyne still may be.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
Yeah, Summer's not overtly Yeah.
Speaker 3 (21:06):
Stupid quiz.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
When we playing thirty minutes now the chance you to
join a winter, We donna get Hannah.
Speaker 3 (21:10):
On open line, Jackie.
Speaker 1 (21:11):
Is that what we're gonna do when you're talking to Okay?
All right, all right, we'll catch up with Hannah Storm
a little bit here. All Blue's over open line. He
is the best for less no offense partner. I love
you more all the way to the floor.
Speaker 3 (21:23):
Of the lake thing.
Speaker 1 (21:26):
Good morning, A big show is on a radio about
stupid quiz time. I want to say, hey, Randy from Orlendo,
Florida in the studio, Bob you're supposed to be working.
Thank you for bringing Randy up. Remember last week when
we shot the TV commercial, it turns out the bikini
baby dog model stays across the street with her father
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for the summer, and Randy's visiting his sister who lives
next door. Not quite a good a story, all right, dear, Well,
let's do the stupid quiz thing one eight hundred Big
show is your toll free line.
Speaker 3 (21:59):
If you're a call or nine, I will play you next.
Speaker 1 (22:24):
Come on in the way shows on the radio, Johan Boy, Miller, Pillars,
Jackie Marcy, Randy, and Richard is from Orlando.
Speaker 7 (22:32):
You're Randy, that's right, I'm from Gastonia.
Speaker 5 (22:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (22:37):
Actually I'm more interested in Richard right now. He's visiting
his baby doll sister that happens to be my next
door neighbor.
Speaker 3 (22:41):
Ah, he really doesn't like you.
Speaker 2 (22:46):
I do too.
Speaker 3 (22:47):
And pet her husband name of Pete. Rich will say
hey to some boys down back in Florida. Man, yeah,
a microphone. See it's the microphone right in there.
Speaker 8 (22:59):
I said, hey, Dan Davenport and Orlando.
Speaker 3 (23:01):
What's staying doing?
Speaker 8 (23:03):
Randy Lloyd?
Speaker 3 (23:04):
Who's standing court lighter Davie? All right, Wow, another great interview. Hello,
I'm professional. All right, let's see. Oh yeah, I ask
you a question. Theire have you seen Junior? Is great? What
was your sister's maiden name. Last name Richard hum It
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should be easy, Richard. That would be your last. All right,
come all.
Speaker 8 (23:38):
Here, hello, hello, hello, Hello?
Speaker 1 (23:43):
Is this Tam from the caterer Alabama?
Speaker 3 (23:46):
Say hey the summer? Hey, honey, hey, honeys.
Speaker 1 (23:50):
All right, got touched on phone there, Tam, you touch
it and I got the bound first one get three,
will win?
Speaker 3 (23:57):
All right, Okay, let's get him man, let's go to math.
Speaker 1 (24:00):
Billy paid three dollars for six.
Speaker 3 (24:02):
Snow cones at the Discount County Fair. That place is
a lot of fun.
Speaker 8 (24:06):
Oh yeah, how much did he pay for John boy?
Speaker 11 (24:08):
Hail?
Speaker 8 (24:12):
I actually have that there.
Speaker 1 (24:17):
I finally got to leave with Maddie weed On himself
in the House of Horrors.
Speaker 7 (24:23):
Wow, one of your kids beat you something else?
Speaker 8 (24:27):
No, not his kid, Maddy, that guy he went with.
Speaker 3 (24:31):
All right, Okay, here we are, Billy. Three snow cones,
six dollars apiece?
Speaker 10 (24:36):
What?
Speaker 1 (24:37):
No, three dollars for six snow cones? All right, eighteen dollars, Ernie.
That's that's why you handled my money.
Speaker 8 (24:48):
That's why he won't let you go to the Discount
County Fair anymore.
Speaker 3 (24:52):
All right, fine, Tim, what do you think? Yeah? A
piece three dollars. Oh yeah, I should have divided it,
should have multiplane up one another.
Speaker 13 (25:08):
That which of these words is the scientific name for
the wind pipe?
Speaker 3 (25:18):
The wind pipe? Is that on a car? That's a
tail pipe? O wind about it?
Speaker 4 (25:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (25:25):
Yeah, esthagus No.
Speaker 14 (25:28):
I knew that one.
Speaker 3 (25:30):
Who man, he guessed what you said?
Speaker 12 (25:32):
That's right?
Speaker 3 (25:37):
Real trachea okay to nothing up geography, geography. What is
the official language of Brazil?
Speaker 13 (25:45):
Is it a Spanish b Portuguese or see Brazilian Portuguese Portuguese.
Speaker 12 (25:51):
That's right, that's correct.
Speaker 8 (25:53):
How does everybody get a point for that?
Speaker 3 (25:56):
I rang in, I was gonna.
Speaker 4 (25:58):
I can't hit my button?
Speaker 3 (26:01):
Oh really, well just go me me or you could
go just make a noise. All right, it's two to one.
Speaker 8 (26:06):
I'm on the board, all right, all right, let's get
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Go to math. What is the smallest whole number that
can be made with three digits? The smallest full number?
Speaker 1 (26:18):
The smallest whole number that can be made with three digits?
Speaker 3 (26:22):
Ten point?
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Oh no, you're wrong.
Speaker 3 (26:27):
Hit your buzzer, go.
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Now hit the bell for him, because he was man, wow.
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A whole number? Yeah, darn it. Keep including them decimals
when I don't need them. Rich anybody in Orlando, tam
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where he said.
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Randy, you stupid phone, Randy, you stupid.
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I gotta lean over to Randy's mic. I hope I
don't get a creak in my neck and have.
Speaker 14 (27:59):
To subject myself to further work absences.
Speaker 8 (28:03):
Translation, look out for a creek coming up in his neck?
What is a creek in the neck?
Speaker 3 (28:09):
By the way, you know what a crack creek?
Speaker 8 (28:11):
Oh? Oh, a creek.
Speaker 3 (28:12):
You know what's good for that? It's about seventy two hours.
Speaker 9 (28:14):
If you put like a lot of hot sand like
you would find on a beach, and you make like
a pillow out of it, you.
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Don't want to move.
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You want to stay out there as long as you
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Been buried up to my to my head in a
long time.
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All right?
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Here U let's honor mister Rubarb, mister Rubarbin story time.
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Okay, whatever you say?
Speaker 14 (28:39):
All right, Lance can't can't my lad short and stout?
Here is my hand deal.
Speaker 8 (28:48):
Here is my sp No, no, we don't want to
see your spout.
Speaker 3 (28:53):
I got you.
Speaker 14 (28:53):
It's mister Rubarb's story time. My story involves some freaks
that really yes, one day John Boy and Billy and
Rayferd died.
Speaker 3 (29:05):
The end.
Speaker 14 (29:07):
Now that could be the short version if you want
to tune out now, if you want to hang out,
I got the long album version.
Speaker 8 (29:16):
Okay, we're thinking, we're thank you.
Speaker 3 (29:21):
They went to heaven.
Speaker 8 (29:24):
This must be the fantasy part of the story.
Speaker 14 (29:27):
They went to heaven was talking to the gatekeeper, you know,
Saint Peter. Uh huh, And Saint Peter said, welcome boys.
There's only one rule. You can do anything you want
to in heaven.
Speaker 3 (29:39):
Once do you like?
Speaker 14 (29:40):
You want to hunt and fish, play, hang out, hat
some lions and eat grapes, but.
Speaker 3 (29:50):
Don't step on a duck. That's the only rule. The
big guy really really likes ducks, said.
Speaker 14 (29:58):
Okay, they went probably through heaven. John Boy and Billy
was walking down the path. About three months later. I
happened to see Rayford sitting there and he was chained
to a big, ugly five hundred pound feminist.
Speaker 3 (30:14):
Ooh, ooh, glean, can you say that?
Speaker 14 (30:20):
Said Rayford?
Speaker 3 (30:21):
What happened?
Speaker 14 (30:23):
Rayford said, I stepped on a duck. Now I'm chained
with this before he turned it. Oh, so John Boy
Billy went off of their merry way. They split up
about a week doing different things. John Boy was walking
down the path and saw Billy chain to this well
ugly You know that girl in lou Leave's.
Speaker 8 (30:41):
Dinner and her Oh she was a princess.
Speaker 14 (30:45):
Compared to this ugly little girl, I do John Boy
asked that very question, still and sharp, even after being
dead for about six months. Billy said, I wasn't paying
attention and I stepped on a duck. Well it was
some time later Billy Rayford sitting on the bench with
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their two.
Speaker 8 (31:08):
Very ugly girls, Lulu and the other truck that.
Speaker 3 (31:12):
They look up.
Speaker 14 (31:13):
Billy says to Rayford, check this out. Here comes John
Boy with the most beautiful girl you have ever seen
made that girl in the Pepsi commercial with the dot
on her face, with the cut off blue jeans.
Speaker 8 (31:26):
What Cindy Crawford, Yeah, made her look.
Speaker 3 (31:29):
Like a doll?
Speaker 4 (31:31):
A doll?
Speaker 14 (31:31):
Can you say that doll? There's big old goofy John
boy with the baby doll chained to it.
Speaker 3 (31:39):
Rayford. Okay.
Speaker 14 (31:41):
IL asked Billy John Boy, what did you do? The
girl spoke up and said, I don't know what he did,
but I stepped on a dog lap that Jackie.
Speaker 8 (31:57):
You know I could tell the other version where they
died and to hail. I think we got just a
little taste of what that was like.
Speaker 14 (32:06):
Already, you're not saying that.
Speaker 3 (32:34):
Good morning, A big show is on the radio. Let's
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Somebody sent me you might be occasion if watching Wild
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A chance to meet the President, to go to the
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still up when they played Jolie Blond.
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What's Jolie Blanc? And didnt cajun?
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So?
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All right?
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Oh I figured something agent, Yeah, yeah, all right.
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Not like a Viking funeral march or anything.
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show where they get a bunch of people in the
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See stuff they like says here Mayberry Trivia, married Man,
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and anytime Jackie.
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Sings say Jackie, I told you can say.
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Wait a minute, baby. There's also a few things here
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All right, we go ahead. We know how to take
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Okay, let's see here things about the show I'm not
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That thing where you try to talk while you eat
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English speaking person. Uh, the last three hours and fifty
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You know.
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All in all, I say, that's not too bad. It
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hit on our hand. You think so, well, No, but
I thought you'd take that better than good. Look, this
is terrible. Tell us a babe, I'll compile a complete
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call me.
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Hello? This is keep me Sharp from Alabama. What I've
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As the beloved fast food mascot and pizza Rutt. Mister
populist tunes into John Boy and Philly on the Big Show.
It ain't that he loves the show, but it's the
only thing that chases the rats out of the doe
flower that of them.
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Yeah, good morning, a big show. It's on the radio.
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Headed join the Kernemits quiz. You c you will win?
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All right, Branda, I see you finally got over my house.
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Man.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
My battery of my burglar alarm was dead and it
beat every two minutes all day yesterday.
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Man's talking about nerve back.
Speaker 7 (05:05):
I called the company that installed his burglar alarm and
asked him, I said, do you remember where you put
the brains? The battery's bad? He says no, but I'll
drop a battery off for you. Well, thanks, But where's
the bot? He said, Well, it's usually that they either
put it in the basement or in one of the closet.
Speaker 8 (05:20):
The body was supposed to hold the battery up and
they beat to each other until they find each.
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Other just by the way, I need to know where
that is in case it runs out again, in case
you die.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
Oh like that?
Speaker 7 (05:29):
Do you any good if you knew where it was?
And by the way, do you have enough closets.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
In your house?
Speaker 7 (05:34):
He's got a room, I swear to you, that has
three closets in it. He's got closets that aren't even
in rooms.
Speaker 8 (05:41):
His closets have close.
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It's unbelievable.
Speaker 7 (05:44):
It took me, honestly an hour to go through every
closet in the house. And of course, which closet was
it in.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
Last one year?
Speaker 7 (05:50):
That's right, the last one in the house. You got
more closets in my mother's house has.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Rooms that would be a good show, you know, like
Ozzie and them, you know, watching you go through closet.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
Yeah, and then you get to come out of like
a bunch.
Speaker 7 (06:03):
And you have that evil, that evil damn, that evil
damn cat in your house.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
That that cat.
Speaker 7 (06:09):
That cat knows, I swear that cat knows. I'm allergic
a cat. I can be in the same room with
a cat, that's cool. But if the cat touches me,
then I start sneezing and weezing. All right, The cat
waits for me to come in like Cato attacking the
pink panther and rubs on me and loves on me
and just won't leave me alone. You walk up the stairs,
the cat hangs on your leg when you're climbing up
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the stairs. So I went home weezing.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
In the season. But anyway, so so it's fixed. Yeah, okay, good,
so it was happy ending.
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Look at this way, You've got a great story to
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Basically, it screw you, screw the cat. Is my burglar alarmed? Yes,
it's fixed, so I'm safe.
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I can nap and secured it and no bippy, Good
morning to Big show is on your radio. Thanks for
spending part of your Tuesday mor with us about that.
Speaker 9 (07:04):
What can we take astro Nerd home with us? The
chinchilla needs a friend, not but Paul you said we
can trade him for the cat. He don't like the
cat anyway.
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Yeah, it's funny talking about that guys riding around on
his bicycle when Astronud stops. If if an afro nerd
and a ball cat with a propeller on, it makes
fun of you.
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Yeah, might have a few problems.
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Gives you the guy he was looking like, who is
this weirdo?
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Right now?
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These are the way for you to join the winters
sin see curR evs squiz.
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Why are we dealing with Bidley?
Speaker 8 (07:38):
Got another rap star getting himself in trouble?
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No?
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Yes, oh yes, yeah yeah, all right, let's deal with it.
One eight hundred big show, you're toll free line be
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there's a big showing a radio. Can you ready?
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Oh Jay, come whist.
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Quiz Jay?
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That's me calling him an AEI. It's Brett out a
bowling Green, Kentucky.
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Hello, Brett, Good morning, John Boy and Billy good morning.
Tell you doing okay today?
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Bud, I'm doing fun and I have to uh let
you know, I am a first time calling all right,
back at you, all right, Brett, listen up to Billie
if you can win this same all right.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
Well, Brett.
Speaker 8 (08:55):
The latest rap music star to run a foul of
law is French rap mash Joey Starr. Yes, apparently they
have him over there too. Who is fined ninety seven
hundred euros. That's a little over nine thousand dollars in
real American money for hitting his monkey during a performance
on a French TV show Strange but True, Star, whose
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real name is Didier Melville, punched the monkey during a
performance on the M six channel. The incident prompted hundreds
of complaints, including one from animal rights activist and former
French sex symbol Brigitte Barde. At a press conference, Bardo said,
a I commend Xia Trots for a wise reeling b
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This is a victory for animals everywhere or c from
now on, the only monkey Joey Star would be spinking
is his own.
Speaker 3 (09:56):
What okay, you're up?
Speaker 12 (10:01):
Oh, it will be see said.
Speaker 3 (10:06):
I's worried you might not speak French. Can I get
a shot off this morning? Absolutely?
Speaker 8 (10:12):
I would like to say good morning my wife Lori,
who's on her way to work.
Speaker 3 (10:16):
Hey, wife Laura, on your way to work.
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Your husband's a winner, matter what you've been telling them
all these years. Read you hold on, buddy, Jack can
get you information to get this prize back and send
them bowling green too.
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Yacht.
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All right, gentlemen, thank you, appreciate you.
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Man money Pale.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
When I'm driving the bus in the morning, I always
get the troublemakers, but.
Speaker 3 (10:37):
I figured out how to get rid of them. I
crank up the ball. I'm on the Big Show with
John Boy and Billy.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
They are a laugh riot and the crackheads hate it.
Speaker 7 (11:20):
Ah damn.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
Yeah, here we are, John Bard, Biene, Jackie Randi, brad Stein,
I'm here, yes man, you know who Brad Love mad
Max mad Max.
Speaker 3 (11:31):
Like on Peter. He just hates Peter. He keeps up
and brings us a lady Peter news.
Speaker 5 (11:36):
These people are crazy the whole animal rights things. First off,
you can't give a right to an animal, Okay, all right,
it's a philosophical concept bas on the fact that you
know you just and know you can die. Animals don't
know they can die. They're not afraid that either. Afraid
of getting chased. Its chasing from the watering hole. They
go back time after The bones aren't a giveaway. We're
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going back again. That's what amazes me. And they don't care.
They don't put You know, if you care about the
animal rights, okay, care about animals being persecuted, go into
the animal kingdom and teach them to be nice to
each other.
Speaker 8 (12:07):
First, will somebody help these wild to beests?
Speaker 7 (12:10):
Please?
Speaker 5 (12:11):
There's like five hundred will tobies one cheet do they scatter.
Teach them to organize. There's five hundred of you one cheetah.
Stop circle the cheetah. Dog pile on the cheetah.
Speaker 3 (12:23):
You got a new worldview.
Speaker 5 (12:24):
But what they do all Look, the cheeta's got old
crippled elmer whatever.
Speaker 3 (12:31):
Cass that makes more little room with the water at all.
Speaker 5 (12:35):
Help these think and people a lot, you know, and people,
this is what I don't care. If you're nice animals, God
bless you for being good to animals. That's a good thing.
But people will tell me that animals and humans are equal.
That's where I go over the top and said, dude,
the very fact that humans act how we talk about
how we should treat animals.
Speaker 3 (12:51):
Proves we're better than them.
Speaker 5 (12:53):
Because I guarantee you animals in the Serengeti right now
they ain't having this conversation. If you limp your lunch,
that's their play, that's their worldview. You know, eat them back,
you know, wayling's up on our beach. We spend a
million dollars throwing the back we fall in the ocean.
They eat us. Why are we being jumane to animals
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when they're animal?
Speaker 3 (13:16):
Eat to us?
Speaker 1 (13:17):
Eat them back?
Speaker 5 (13:18):
It's their way. They're used to it. That's who they are.
It amazes me these and they get mad, they get angry,
and they only like the cute animals. That's why I
can't stand it. Is so disingenuous, you know. You know
they're always calling. All the spotted owls being heard, all
the harp seals being beaten, the dolphins are getting this
is my favorite. Dolphins are getting caught in the tune,
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and that dolphins are getting caught the tune.
Speaker 3 (13:41):
Yeah, what about the.
Speaker 5 (13:42):
Tuna in the tuna net? You're not crazy, but tuna
are fish and fish are ugly. These people will never
change themselves, do it?
Speaker 11 (13:56):
Do?
Speaker 5 (13:56):
Be kind of cart never happens. They don't care about fish.
They don't care. And then they go, oh yet, but
you know, dolphins are second to humans and intelligence then
talent dolphins.
Speaker 12 (14:06):
To go around.
Speaker 3 (14:09):
I think it amazes.
Speaker 11 (14:12):
Me, you know.
Speaker 5 (14:12):
And who came up with this intelligent dolphins theorem? I've
seen them at SeaWorld. Okay, they bounce on their tail,
got a thinking ball in their nose, goose, flaming hoops
of fire. Five shows a day, seven days a week
for a sardine.
Speaker 3 (14:25):
Hey Brady at get a union.
Speaker 11 (14:30):
Animal.
Speaker 3 (14:31):
Wait, can they get mad?
Speaker 5 (14:35):
They get mad at it and then they try to
pro am. I right, y'all hunt I don't know, yeah, yeah,
because I heard your show. You guys, they get mad
at the hunters. But who do they protest? The guys
that help with guns, Guys that help with maybe a
bowl and arrow. Never the fishermen who hunt fish. Nobody
cares because fish are ugly.
Speaker 4 (14:48):
They don't care.
Speaker 5 (14:50):
The ugly thing can die. And if you care about animals,
go to this think. Go to the fishermen. The most rustless.
Speaker 3 (14:56):
Hunters I have ever seen. If I shoot it, it's dead.
Speaker 5 (14:59):
These fish want to catch. This poor guy battle for
twenty minutes, pulled off its environment. It's suffocating. Meanwhile, I'm
taking pictures. Hey lev it take pliers, rip the hook
out of his face, and then throw him back. If
I'm a fisher, I'm thinking, what was that off?
Speaker 1 (15:17):
Eat me?
Speaker 3 (15:20):
I got a hold on my face?
Speaker 8 (15:21):
Sixey, you are a freak.
Speaker 5 (15:24):
I gotta shine some fish side show higher ball, just
give him some dignity and eating.
Speaker 3 (15:58):
Good morning, A big show is on radio. Take Away
for the Hour show.
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Got Stupid, Quiz and Play and Hannah Storm it's gonna
be on air. Man, I like a lot better when
she's in the studio.
Speaker 3 (16:13):
You got legs that go all the way to the
All right, y'all, here you go.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
Is that Colonel Sanders saying towards the end of his
spokesperson career for Kentucky Fried Chicken.
Speaker 3 (16:24):
I think you'll see why roll that tape, take one quiet.
Speaker 11 (16:31):
Again.
Speaker 13 (16:31):
I found a way to cook tick too. I found
a way to cook extra good. And come on over
and try my quest. It's entirely different. Yeah, it's just
as tender and tasty.
Speaker 11 (16:43):
And it's just his finger looking good. You see.
Speaker 13 (16:45):
I found a way to cook chicken deep down and
get that real crust.
Speaker 11 (16:50):
Because of some folks life. And it's just as.
Speaker 13 (16:52):
Tender and jersey, and I'll get it home. And I
found a way to cook chicken deep down and get that.
Speaker 11 (16:58):
Crusty, real Christmas chicky. Yeah, yet it's entirely different. This
will be line thirty kick one.
Speaker 13 (17:08):
Now you have two kinds of Kentucky fried chicken. And
now you have two kinds of Kentucky fried chickens and
chews from yet tender and juicy. You know that's why
it's better.
Speaker 7 (17:24):
You read it. Hey, we're record.
Speaker 11 (17:28):
Now you have two.
Speaker 13 (17:29):
Now you have two kinds of Kentucky fried chicken and
chews from my regular recipe.
Speaker 4 (17:34):
Take three.
Speaker 13 (17:36):
It's entirely different. It's entirely different. Whatever, but now you
have yourself. Now you have Now you have two kinds
of Kentucky fried chicken. Let me get that scratched off,
quit looking at it? What real krusty ree what what
kind of damn christ Chrispy, it's really different. Now you
(17:59):
can have two answer Kentucky fried tickets and choose from
my regular recipe and my.
Speaker 11 (18:04):
New extra crisp Extrachrispy. I got to put that.
Speaker 13 (18:09):
Now you have two kinds of Kentucky gied chickens and
huge from it's entirely different.
Speaker 12 (18:15):
Had every bit his finger looking good, you see, you know,
every bit of his finger looking good.
Speaker 11 (18:19):
You see. I found a way to cook chicken. Deep down.
You get that real crisp acruss some folks life, I
better do that again, Yes, say rolling. It's a good one.
Speaker 12 (18:32):
Picked five most most folks, most most folks, most for
most folks.
Speaker 11 (18:41):
Once again, most most folks have heard about it. That's good,
very high.
Speaker 12 (18:47):
That's right, folks call it Vand that's why folks call
it finger.
Speaker 11 (18:52):
That's right. Folks call it.
Speaker 12 (18:54):
Call it things are looking to that's that's that's why.
That's why folks call it. That's why folks call it.
You're good. That's right, that's right, both call it. You're
I'm not getting anywhere this name.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
Ward.
Speaker 3 (19:11):
Would you like to try it?
Speaker 1 (19:12):
I can't say it.
Speaker 4 (19:13):
I'm trust.
Speaker 3 (19:21):
Good morning. You got the big show on the radio.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
More chances for you to win coming up after your
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This is Donald Trump and you're listening to the Big
Show on the radio, John Boy and Billy. These guys
are tremendous right now. That the number one John Boy
and Billy I've ever heard. And I know a lot
of John Boy and Billy, trust me, a tremendous amount
of John Boy and Billy's. And there's some smaller shows.
But this is the big show. It's the big show
on your radio. I think that's how John Boyce says,
(19:49):
the big show on the radio.
Speaker 3 (20:23):
Good, Hey, Big Joe. I was on the radio. Hey
I'm doing this morning.
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Had our special guests in the studio, Chuck and Mary
from Rock one oh four point five, beautiful Wilmington, North Carolina,
taking care of business around the Queens City this morning.
Chuck was actually remember the story about un Sterling. Chuck
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Speaker 8 (20:44):
Were Stop leaving your arms, Chuck, he's gonna tell the story.
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Chuck said he was so afraid he was gonna be
known as a guy who killed Sterling.
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Marlin and John Boyne still may be.
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Yeah, Summer's not overtly Yeah.
Speaker 3 (21:06):
Stupid quiz.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
When we playing thirty minutes now the chance you to
join a winter, We donna get Hannah.
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On open line, Jackie.
Speaker 1 (21:11):
Is that what we're gonna do when you're talking to Okay?
All right, all right, we'll catch up with Hannah Storm
a little bit here. All Blue's over open line. He
is the best for less no offense partner. I love
you more all the way to the floor.
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Of the lake thing.
Speaker 1 (21:26):
Good morning, A big show is on a radio about
stupid quiz time. I want to say, hey, Randy from Orlendo,
Florida in the studio, Bob you're supposed to be working.
Thank you for bringing Randy up. Remember last week when
we shot the TV commercial, it turns out the bikini
baby dog model stays across the street with her father
(21:46):
for the summer, and Randy's visiting his sister who lives
next door. Not quite a good a story, all right, dear, Well,
let's do the stupid quiz thing one eight hundred Big
show is your toll free line.
Speaker 3 (21:59):
If you're a call or nine, I will play you next.
Speaker 1 (22:24):
Come on in the way shows on the radio, Johan Boy, Miller, Pillars,
Jackie Marcy, Randy, and Richard is from Orlando.
Speaker 7 (22:32):
You're Randy, that's right, I'm from Gastonia.
Speaker 5 (22:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (22:37):
Actually I'm more interested in Richard right now. He's visiting
his baby doll sister that happens to be my next
door neighbor.
Speaker 3 (22:41):
Ah, he really doesn't like you.
Speaker 2 (22:46):
I do too.
Speaker 3 (22:47):
And pet her husband name of Pete. Rich will say
hey to some boys down back in Florida. Man, yeah,
a microphone. See it's the microphone right in there.
Speaker 8 (22:59):
I said, hey, Dan Davenport and Orlando.
Speaker 3 (23:01):
What's staying doing?
Speaker 8 (23:03):
Randy Lloyd?
Speaker 3 (23:04):
Who's standing court lighter Davie? All right, Wow, another great interview. Hello,
I'm professional. All right, let's see. Oh yeah, I ask
you a question. Theire have you seen Junior? Is great? What
was your sister's maiden name. Last name Richard hum It
(23:32):
should be easy, Richard. That would be your last. All right,
come all.
Speaker 8 (23:38):
Here, hello, hello, hello, Hello?
Speaker 1 (23:43):
Is this Tam from the caterer Alabama?
Speaker 3 (23:46):
Say hey the summer? Hey, honey, hey, honeys.
Speaker 1 (23:50):
All right, got touched on phone there, Tam, you touch
it and I got the bound first one get three,
will win?
Speaker 3 (23:57):
All right, Okay, let's get him man, let's go to math.
Speaker 1 (24:00):
Billy paid three dollars for six.
Speaker 3 (24:02):
Snow cones at the Discount County Fair. That place is
a lot of fun.
Speaker 8 (24:06):
Oh yeah, how much did he pay for John boy?
Speaker 11 (24:08):
Hail?
Speaker 8 (24:12):
I actually have that there.
Speaker 1 (24:17):
I finally got to leave with Maddie weed On himself
in the House of Horrors.
Speaker 7 (24:23):
Wow, one of your kids beat you something else?
Speaker 8 (24:27):
No, not his kid, Maddy, that guy he went with.
Speaker 3 (24:31):
All right, Okay, here we are, Billy. Three snow cones,
six dollars apiece?
Speaker 10 (24:36):
What?
Speaker 1 (24:37):
No, three dollars for six snow cones? All right, eighteen dollars, Ernie.
That's that's why you handled my money.
Speaker 8 (24:48):
That's why he won't let you go to the Discount
County Fair anymore.
Speaker 3 (24:52):
All right, fine, Tim, what do you think? Yeah? A
piece three dollars. Oh yeah, I should have divided it,
should have multiplane up one another.
Speaker 13 (25:08):
That which of these words is the scientific name for
the wind pipe?
Speaker 3 (25:18):
The wind pipe? Is that on a car? That's a
tail pipe? O wind about it?
Speaker 4 (25:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (25:25):
Yeah, esthagus No.
Speaker 14 (25:28):
I knew that one.
Speaker 3 (25:30):
Who man, he guessed what you said?
Speaker 12 (25:32):
That's right?
Speaker 3 (25:37):
Real trachea okay to nothing up geography, geography. What is
the official language of Brazil?
Speaker 13 (25:45):
Is it a Spanish b Portuguese or see Brazilian Portuguese Portuguese.
Speaker 12 (25:51):
That's right, that's correct.
Speaker 8 (25:53):
How does everybody get a point for that?
Speaker 3 (25:56):
I rang in, I was gonna.
Speaker 4 (25:58):
I can't hit my button?
Speaker 3 (26:01):
Oh really, well just go me me or you could
go just make a noise. All right, it's two to one.
Speaker 8 (26:06):
I'm on the board, all right, all right, let's get
back to math.
Speaker 3 (26:10):
Go to math. What is the smallest whole number that
can be made with three digits? The smallest full number?
Speaker 1 (26:18):
The smallest whole number that can be made with three digits?
Speaker 3 (26:22):
Ten point?
Speaker 11 (26:23):
Oh no, you're wrong.
Speaker 3 (26:27):
Hit your buzzer, go.
Speaker 8 (26:30):
Now hit the bell for him, because he was man, wow.
Speaker 3 (26:36):
A whole number? Yeah, darn it. Keep including them decimals
when I don't need them. Rich anybody in Orlando, tam
you in. We'll ship your prize bag is down Decatur.
Speaker 1 (26:51):
Alright, buddy, all right, hold alright, you did good.
Speaker 3 (26:55):
Congratulations, good morning. You got the big show on the radio.
Ir been in the morning's where we take a request
for some stuff you want to hear?
Speaker 1 (27:06):
Uh after this uh our last mister r I said, hey,
play a funny one.
Speaker 8 (27:12):
We heard, sir?
Speaker 1 (27:13):
All right, mister r by request coming up next.
Speaker 8 (27:42):
My little Mike problem here and he be Chow Studio
where he said.
Speaker 1 (27:48):
Randy, you stupid phone, Randy, you stupid.
Speaker 3 (27:55):
I gotta lean over to Randy's mic. I hope I
don't get a creak in my neck and have.
Speaker 14 (27:59):
To subject myself to further work absences.
Speaker 8 (28:03):
Translation, look out for a creek coming up in his neck?
What is a creek in the neck?
Speaker 3 (28:09):
By the way, you know what a crack creek?
Speaker 8 (28:11):
Oh? Oh, a creek.
Speaker 3 (28:12):
You know what's good for that? It's about seventy two hours.
Speaker 9 (28:14):
If you put like a lot of hot sand like
you would find on a beach, and you make like
a pillow out of it, you.
Speaker 3 (28:22):
Don't want to move.
Speaker 10 (28:22):
You want to stay out there as long as you
can and rest, rest, rest, and.
Speaker 3 (28:25):
Been buried up to my to my head in a
long time.
Speaker 9 (28:28):
How would you like?
Speaker 3 (28:31):
All right?
Speaker 1 (28:32):
Here U let's honor mister Rubarb, mister Rubarbin story time.
Speaker 3 (28:35):
Okay, whatever you say?
Speaker 14 (28:39):
All right, Lance can't can't my lad short and stout?
Here is my hand deal.
Speaker 8 (28:48):
Here is my sp No, no, we don't want to
see your spout.
Speaker 3 (28:53):
I got you.
Speaker 14 (28:53):
It's mister Rubarb's story time. My story involves some freaks
that really yes, one day John Boy and Billy and
Rayferd died.
Speaker 3 (29:05):
The end.
Speaker 14 (29:07):
Now that could be the short version if you want
to tune out now, if you want to hang out,
I got the long album version.
Speaker 8 (29:16):
Okay, we're thinking, we're thank you.
Speaker 3 (29:21):
They went to heaven.
Speaker 8 (29:24):
This must be the fantasy part of the story.
Speaker 14 (29:27):
They went to heaven was talking to the gatekeeper, you know,
Saint Peter. Uh huh, And Saint Peter said, welcome boys.
There's only one rule. You can do anything you want
to in heaven.
Speaker 3 (29:39):
Once do you like?
Speaker 14 (29:40):
You want to hunt and fish, play, hang out, hat
some lions and eat grapes, but.
Speaker 3 (29:50):
Don't step on a duck. That's the only rule. The
big guy really really likes ducks, said.
Speaker 14 (29:58):
Okay, they went probably through heaven. John Boy and Billy
was walking down the path. About three months later. I
happened to see Rayford sitting there and he was chained
to a big, ugly five hundred pound feminist.
Speaker 3 (30:14):
Ooh, ooh, glean, can you say that?
Speaker 14 (30:20):
Said Rayford?
Speaker 3 (30:21):
What happened?
Speaker 14 (30:23):
Rayford said, I stepped on a duck. Now I'm chained
with this before he turned it. Oh, so John Boy
Billy went off of their merry way. They split up
about a week doing different things. John Boy was walking
down the path and saw Billy chain to this well
ugly You know that girl in lou Leave's.
Speaker 8 (30:41):
Dinner and her Oh she was a princess.
Speaker 14 (30:45):
Compared to this ugly little girl, I do John Boy
asked that very question, still and sharp, even after being
dead for about six months. Billy said, I wasn't paying
attention and I stepped on a duck. Well it was
some time later Billy Rayford sitting on the bench with
(31:06):
their two.
Speaker 8 (31:08):
Very ugly girls, Lulu and the other truck that.
Speaker 3 (31:12):
They look up.
Speaker 14 (31:13):
Billy says to Rayford, check this out. Here comes John
Boy with the most beautiful girl you have ever seen
made that girl in the Pepsi commercial with the dot
on her face, with the cut off blue jeans.
Speaker 8 (31:26):
What Cindy Crawford, Yeah, made her look.
Speaker 3 (31:29):
Like a doll?
Speaker 4 (31:31):
A doll?
Speaker 14 (31:31):
Can you say that doll? There's big old goofy John
boy with the baby doll chained to it.
Speaker 3 (31:39):
Rayford. Okay.
Speaker 14 (31:41):
IL asked Billy John Boy, what did you do? The
girl spoke up and said, I don't know what he did,
but I stepped on a dog lap that Jackie.
Speaker 8 (31:57):
You know I could tell the other version where they
died and to hail. I think we got just a
little taste of what that was like.
Speaker 14 (32:06):
Already, you're not saying that.
Speaker 3 (32:34):
Good morning, A big show is on the radio. Let's
see here.
Speaker 1 (32:40):
Somebody sent me you might be occasion if watching Wild
Kingdom inspires you to write a cookbook. You won't eat
a lobsure because you think it's a crawl fish on steroids.
You take a bite to five alarm Texas chili and
reach for some Tabasco.
Speaker 3 (32:54):
You pass them.
Speaker 1 (32:55):
A chance to meet the President, to go to the
Crawlfish Festival in bro Bridge. Your children's favorite bed. I'm
sure it begins with first, you make a rule. You're
asking school to name the four seasons, and you reply onion,
cell bell, peppers and garlic. You think the Fab four
or Paul Prude, Holme, John Fols, Justin Wilson and AJ Smith.
(33:17):
You let your black coffee cool and find it has gelled.
You describe a complete breakfast as some deer sausage grints
in the yard of Booden. None of your favorite vacation
spots are north of Abbeyville. You sit down to eat
ball crawfish and someone says, don't eat the dead ones,
and you know what they mean. You refer to Louisiana
winters as gumbo weather. You gave up to Basco for lent.
(33:40):
You know you don't know the real names of your
close friends, only their nicknames. You can look at the
rice field can tell how much gravy it'll take for
that much rice. Your high school's rendition of the national
anthem begins with Jumbalali, crawfish pie, peleg gumbos, and you
still up when they played Jolie Blond.
Speaker 3 (34:03):
What's Jolie Blanc? And didnt cajun?
Speaker 11 (34:05):
So?
Speaker 3 (34:06):
All right?
Speaker 1 (34:06):
Oh I figured something agent, Yeah, yeah, all right.
Speaker 8 (34:10):
Not like a Viking funeral march or anything.
Speaker 1 (34:12):
It's here's here's some interesting stuff from Don Ham that
emailed us to The Big Show dot com. Iraqi terrorists
k hey Rona Jeanette didn't pay enough postage on a
letter bomb. It came back with return to cinders stamped
on it. Forgetting it was a bomb, he opened it
and was blown to bits. Staved tears. Uh see as
(34:42):
for us from Kathy Lewis comments, the first time I
heard the show, I wasn't sure whether or not I
would enjoy it. After all, I was spoiled to another
morning show. But the more I listened, the more I
seem to laugh and understand the East Coast draw. Yes,
I am from Texas, where we all talk slowly. I
bet you with the time I've listened to you. Am
I wait you to trouble off my teenage under school?
(35:03):
Am I going to work? There seems to be a
very good rapport with all of you. It all clicks,
and my son and I get tickled a lot. Anyway,
keep up a good work in keep us laughing, so
I'm sure you will. Kathy lew was out of which
a tall falls Texas.
Speaker 3 (35:14):
Thank you very much, Kathy. All right, So anyway, I'll
go through the rest of the mail right now. I'm
just I've been so busy. Uh now I'm finished. Okay,
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