July 10, 2024 • 31 mins
Wed (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, we’ve got an early morning visit from Carl Childers.. - John Boy has another list of Dumb Things Kids Say.. - Mr. Rhubarb has a heavenly story about stepping on ducks.. - Astronerd is officially banned from the studio.. - We’ll give the Stupie Quiz one more whirl.. - Hoyt and Delbert party with the pig farmer.. - and we’ll wrap things up with letters from listeners..
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:03):
It's a big show on your radio. Thanks for joining
us this morning.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
Uh ah hello, hello, yes, yes, Jeff Goldloom. Uh you
know me from uh uh thor I guess maybe maybe not,
but you're listening to none other than John Boy and
uh who's Billy? Yes, John Boy and Billy along. It
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was just setting it up for uh suspense.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
M r.
Speaker 4 (00:40):
H.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Good morning, it's a big show on the radio at
six fifteen. What are you doing here? I was out
of come in early today. Hey y'all, get out of
my way. I did know it was closed last night
because hey, okay, they then bad. All right, just get
some sleep and look at the clock. Dope. I forgot
to say it, you know, since the last pier I was,
I was late yesterday, so I had to guess at
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what time it was, and you had to guess. I
was sure because I would have to like get up
and go out and go in the kitchen.
Speaker 5 (01:36):
Wow, cow man, who you can't ader that? Anybody?
Speaker 2 (01:39):
I can't do it all.
Speaker 6 (01:40):
Jill, where was your watch?
Speaker 7 (01:42):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (01:43):
It was already off in the bathroom, and I wasn't
going back in the bathroom either. I ran myself out
of the back. He had just come out of that.
Speaker 6 (01:52):
So apparently you guessed it was later than.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
I'm about fifteen minutes off. You said, is atomic alarm clocks?
Have you seen those? Yes, that's the that's the nuclear alarm.
That's the one I used. That this thing down to
the end of the world. No, no, that's a whole
different deal. This this is what. It picks up a
signal from the atomic clock, and so it's kind of
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like a radio receiver in it. So it's like a
little kid child of the atomic parent clock sort of. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (02:25):
Yeah, one of the evil offspring. You know.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
It's like mini clock.
Speaker 6 (02:28):
I have found a visual it's always helpful.
Speaker 5 (02:30):
What is that?
Speaker 2 (02:31):
That's the atomic that's the atomic clock. Wow, what your
finger is? Take it in that little hole. Hey, I'm awake.
Speaker 5 (02:40):
The only person I know has a picture of the
atomic clock.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Yes, this is standard. This is this is Eastern standard time.
Now what good is it? See real time? Right where
we are, the atomic clock is an hour behind. Well,
they figure you're an hour late normally.
Speaker 6 (02:59):
So all you gotta do is tell it that I
haven't programmed it. Tell it daylight savings time.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Okay, daylight savings time.
Speaker 6 (03:06):
You can't just talk to it. It's not It's not
like a wife.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
You can't start Scottie, Scottie, what are you doing?
Speaker 6 (03:17):
He picked up a house.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Well does this have an alarm on it?
Speaker 5 (03:21):
Yes?
Speaker 6 (03:21):
It does, and it runs on batteries that eliminates.
Speaker 5 (03:24):
I have problems with batteries.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
Wake me up tomorrow morning. I don't know how to
tail it anything. We're gonna give your legs up here
and play out Burst before you know it. Painte it here,
hang on, good morning, A big show is on a radio.
I hope you'all doing all right this morning. It's Wednesday,
(03:52):
July the tenth. If you're keeping up with days and dates,
here come tata. Who to do? Dangy got my back
pillars moving around in the kitchen area, gigging all here? Boys, alright,
adn July to tenth. This will be your category. As
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your legs up. I want to play out Burst. Think
along with us, July the tenth. In nineteen eighty four,
the world's first convention for prostitutes was held in San Francisco,
not the first convention with prostitutes for them. The four
day long Hookers Convention was sponsored by a group called Coyote.
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It stands for a call off your old tired ethics,
So the founder, Margo Saint James, so the group would
fight for the legalization of the world's oldest profession. And
that didn't work out, but Candlestick Park did have the
first all hooker home run derby Wow. Move up to
nineteen ninety six, a former employee of Orlando's game Peterland
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theme Park was sent us US six months in jail
were selling two of the parks twenty four hundred alligators
do an Indiana tourist or seventy five bucks apiece Wow.
The three foot gators were discovered in the tourist motel
room after he called the State Game Commission for suggestions
on how to transport them to Indiana. Guys should have
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pointed out, really wasn't legal for him to sell the alligator?
Then a right? Finally it was on this date. Also
in nineteen ninety six, Tipper, the cat choking on his
flea collar in Tampa was rescued after he called nine
to one one. Fortunately, tippers owner had programmed the speed
dial button on the phone to dial nine to one one,
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so the cat only had to push one button. What
does your emergen said, I think he's hanging up a
fur ball cat dial nine mollcats are like that. I
won't but mind it. Well, there you go. There's our
three categories. Who wants to play one eight hundred big
show you told free line across America. We'll play Outburst next.
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Good morning, it's big show on the radio right now.
The worst game of player Upburst. Let's play Upburst. It's
the game that anyone can win. John Boy and Bully
gave me.
Speaker 5 (06:47):
Puzzes from the big prize.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
Let's go contest the number one. This should really be
a lot of fun.
Speaker 7 (06:56):
Win.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
You're playing up theers having up in gust time. You
love the best time. You love a big shirt. Let's
say Hey, Andrea from Boiling Springs, South Carolina, Good morning, Andrea,
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good morning, good morning, welcome like you were up and
Adam and.
Speaker 3 (07:27):
Ready to go, I'm ready for you.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
Right bye bye. Well, let's get through these three categories.
Shall we win in five yes? Okay, well go don't
imagine five seconds. Three things that are illegal, ready to go.
Speaker 4 (07:44):
Cocao, speeding and grunk driving.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
Well alright, Andrea, Now we need three theme parks.
Speaker 4 (07:53):
Ready to go caroling Suesday World in six.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
Flag and for the wind three family pets ready to go.
I saw a cat and a snake there go. Yeah,
oddly enough, snake is a family patties. Right Andrew, you
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got to give card visit Myrtlebeach dot com. You think
about us when you spending that, all right?
Speaker 4 (08:25):
I sure will. Can I give a shout out today?
Speaker 2 (08:28):
Yes you may.
Speaker 4 (08:29):
I want to shout out to everybody at the book show,
even though it's behind the scenes in all the bowling springs.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
Right Andrew, good, shout out.
Speaker 7 (08:47):
Finn.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
We're gonna cash you up on your news. On the
other side. Our time capsule for this July the tenth. Okay,
m hm. This is the award winning John Boy and
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Billy Big Show, the South's number one export. And now
it's storytelling with your host Carl Childers.
Speaker 3 (09:53):
We had a Feller's movie night last week. Bitted me
mister Bill Cox, Darren Bingley and Scooter from the Fixed
Shop and that fella they called Creepy Beet from the
Frosty Crane. He party during Creepy but he brought me
some French fried potato, so I guess you'd all right.
(10:14):
I figured it was gonna be giant robots getting all
ill with one another or some sort of godziller movie.
But mister bill Cox said, we were going to watch
a classic. He's about these big city fellers are going
on a camping trip. It is called Deliverance. I can
tell you about it if you want me to do.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. All right, then you twisted
my arm, well, sir.
Speaker 3 (10:43):
These four fellas from Atlanta, they showed up in a
little miny town near Somers mister bill Cox called the boondocks.
There was Fatty pipe Smoker, ban Joe Mann, and Stroke Race.
They's trying to find somebody to drive their cars down
to the bottom of the river there, and your man
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made friends with this little banjo playing boy. And your
boy either minde odd, he sure could play the band Joe.
They even stopped the movie long enough to scrub off
a song there. But old Fadny he come along, kindly
made sport of him a good bit. But afore it
got too ugly. Stroke Race crawled all them others and
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off they went down the river. There. They went along
down that river for a couple of days. Old Fanny
and pipe Smoker in one boat, Banjo Man and Stroke
Race another. They got separated. Faddy and pipe Smoker pull
over the river bank, care to kind of get their barrens.
All of a sudden, these two old boys come out
of the woods, one with no teeth and one with
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a shot gun. Right off, Old Fanny started asking him
if they had to steal up there and wanted to
buy some white liquor. Must be toothless and shotgun didn't
get much company. They tried to entertain them boys, Old
Toothless tying pipe Smoker to a tree with his belt,
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kindly like a game of Cops and robbers. There shotgun
made Old Fatty strip down to his drawers, give him
a horse ride all around the wood like he's a cowboy.
I reckon it could have been a lot worse that
shotgun and toothless. Day's gonna make old pipe Smoker do
some sort of stun or another. Or they could get
up to their high jinks. Stroke ras come along, killed
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shotgun with an arrow. Seemed kindly cruel to me. After
all the fun days, I haven't Old Toothless there. He's
so put out by all of it. He run off
summers so fatty he put his breeches back on. The
others did the Christian thing and very shotgun out there
in the woods, I reckon he would have wanted it
that way way. A long story short, things got worse.
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They got into some rough waters are and then boats
got turned over. Man Joe Man come up missing. Stroker
Age busted his legs of bad that dad gum bone
was sticking out there while they's looking for bandio. Man
Toothless come back looking to get even for killing old shotgun.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
Pipe Smoker had to take care of him.
Speaker 3 (13:11):
With a bone, hair or two. Toothless didn't even have
no kin around the holler. What you killed toothless far?
What you kill toothless far? And even though nothing ever
really happened to him, Old Fatty complained the whole time. Well, sir,
pipe Smoker, Fatty and stroker Age went home a little
bit wiser and one feller. Short. Moral of the story,
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Tripped with friends can be fine. Believe the fat ones
at home ain't nothing but trouble. The end.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
Story time is brought to you by a hard graves
potted meat product chock full of peckers and lips since
nineteen thirty seven.
Speaker 3 (13:51):
You ever have trouble, traveler when you're a fan, friend o.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
Jun Boy and Jolly. Yeou'm right, good morning, I got
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a big show on the radio. Let's wait for somebody
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Speaker 4 (14:37):
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hert Drop. Press three. If you are Jim and Bobby
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Speaker 7 (15:53):
Press one, Hello, Jimbo, love you? Yeah, hey man, I'm glad. Well, no,
but I figured you'd take that better than old lord.
Not you too again.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
What's happening?
Speaker 7 (16:06):
Well, I got a fact from the audience research people.
They just finished a bunch of Jimbo and Bobby focus groups,
know where they get a bunch of people in the
in a room and talk about what the show. They
sent over some bullet point highlights of the meeting. Okay,
let's see here what we got. Oh, here's some what
do you like slash dislike about the Jimbo and Bobby show?
See stuff they like? Says here Mayberry Trivia, married man,
(16:30):
Tim Wilson, stoopy quiz, the first two minutes of Fort Monday,
and anytime Jackie.
Speaker 2 (16:37):
Sings say Jackie, I've told you you can say.
Speaker 7 (16:40):
Wait a minute, baby. There's also a few things here
that are not too crazy about.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
All right, Well, go ahead, we know how to take
the bad with the good around.
Speaker 7 (16:46):
Okay, let's see here things about the show I'm not
so crazy about. Uh, that thing where you try to
talk while you eat a Hearty's biscuits.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
That thing where you.
Speaker 7 (16:57):
Try to talk while you eat to play a barbecue,
That thing where you try to talk while you eat
a taffy apple. I remember that one. Any phone interview
that involves a world traveler talking to a confused, non
English speaking person. Uh, the last three hours and fifty
eight minutes of fort Monday and anytime Rayfit scene.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
Yeah, you know.
Speaker 7 (17:19):
All in all, I'd say that's not too bad. It
sounds like, with a little fine tuning, we've got a
hit on our hand.
Speaker 6 (17:24):
You think so.
Speaker 7 (17:25):
Well, No, but I thought you'd take that better than
good love. This is terrible. Tell us a babe, I'll
compile a complete report and get back to you. Well,
took a lunch thing later, Have your machine called my
machine and let me see you. What am I forgetting? Well?
Speaker 2 (17:37):
Those were usually Serenado's with a little piece of a
famous love song.
Speaker 7 (17:41):
Oh yeah, yeah, Hold on a second, Okay, I got it.
Whoa that smell? Can't you smell that smell? Whoa? Oh
that smell? The smell of death around you. I'm sorry, baby,
I just heard that one on the way to work.
May get my love to Bobby. That's Billy him too
in Jimbo, what call me?
Speaker 2 (18:00):
What's happening?
Speaker 8 (18:00):
What's kind of Rabbi? Slowbo here?
Speaker 6 (18:04):
Listen there.
Speaker 5 (18:06):
Then I'm in the kitchen.
Speaker 8 (18:07):
Ripping up some crap locks I shall get filthy fish
or a big part of those.
Speaker 5 (18:13):
Hurt and slapping shaken.
Speaker 8 (18:17):
Nothing keeps a smile on my face like listening to
my favorite slamel and slumozzles, John Boy and Billy, then
regular hashin Faverecorporated.
Speaker 5 (18:29):
See you guys on idecks.
Speaker 2 (18:30):
Huh what's that like? Good morning? The Big Show is
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on the radio? A well, l quay getting up? You know,
Tugger sleeping with me? You know, it's it's tougher to
leave my dog that I met at the Yellow Rosia
other night. No, no, I was tugging and hug Oh yeah.
Speaker 5 (19:22):
The one that shakes and yeah yeah, just tell us
which one was wearing a hat.
Speaker 2 (19:28):
That it was harder to leave my dog in bed?
It is my wife? Was that all about?
Speaker 6 (19:34):
He actually walked in and said, Tuger stealing bed.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
Hey, it's a dog.
Speaker 6 (19:39):
He don't have to get up and go to work
or anything. That's pretty much his job.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
I almost start making my dogs come in with me again.
That affects I've had.
Speaker 6 (19:46):
No we can't get you in here on time. How
are you gonna get the dog in here?
Speaker 2 (19:50):
Hey, get out of my way. All right, we're coming
up on John Boy jep. Can we facts the price
sheet over to Tugger and see how he does reading.
We got a lot to do. Glad we're here for it.
All right, let's roll on. Good Morning. The big show
(20:12):
is on the radio. We're coming up on John Boy,
Jeopardy Time and Jay Wilson.
Speaker 5 (20:17):
Don't ever get to work for I do anymore? Huh
sales staff, hunh you.
Speaker 2 (20:21):
Know that's getting harder and harder to do though, absolutely, Jay,
I know. Uh. Jay Wilson, John Boy and Billy Radio
Network sales.
Speaker 6 (20:33):
The groveling sales guy.
Speaker 5 (20:34):
Look at it.
Speaker 9 (20:35):
I'm really glad you're here, Johnny. I'm really glad that
you came in this morning.
Speaker 2 (20:39):
I appreciate it.
Speaker 5 (20:40):
Did you see the apple he put on your desk too?
Speaker 9 (20:42):
That's how I forgot to shine it.
Speaker 5 (20:43):
I've got to go. I want you to give your
nose a polish while you're.
Speaker 2 (20:49):
Jay been with us for a long time, then went
off in the world of TV where you evil world.
Speaker 5 (21:03):
Came crawling back here.
Speaker 6 (21:04):
He was blazing new trails out there, showed up the
door wet and hungry.
Speaker 9 (21:10):
I was at the unemployment office and Randy pulled up
in his limo and allowed me to It was.
Speaker 2 (21:14):
Kind of like acrooid in trading places. He was wearing
a Santa Claus suit and he had a big salmon
in his pocket.
Speaker 6 (21:19):
And I got a bet with Johnny.
Speaker 2 (21:24):
Randy bet me a dollar that he could ruin your life.
Speaker 9 (21:27):
Yep, I told him this morning. I won't share the
whole story, but I told Randy he's actually seeped into
my dreams now.
Speaker 6 (21:36):
But there's parts of me that's evil, parts of me
you don't want to know, and.
Speaker 2 (21:42):
Parts of Jay we're not so sure about either.
Speaker 6 (21:44):
Now Jay is the newest victim in the house. I'm
screwing with him on a daily basis. Yesterday he wanders
off to lunch, which he always makes the mistake of
coming and telling me he's going to lunch, which is
like saying, okay, I'm leaving you. So Yesterday's took all
the wheels off of his roly chair at his desk
and left it propped on the center post so that
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when he sat down, it would go.
Speaker 2 (22:06):
WHOA see Loki, the god of mischief.
Speaker 6 (22:09):
So I waited for him to come back, and I
walked down. I was hoping to see him laying on
the floor or something.
Speaker 5 (22:14):
There.
Speaker 6 (22:14):
He sat eating his lunch on the chair with no wheels,
as if nothing was wrong.
Speaker 9 (22:19):
I was hungry, and let's not let's not get into
what the first two words I said to you, I.
Speaker 6 (22:25):
Got something special.
Speaker 2 (22:28):
Once again. I talked to Randy late yesterday afternoon. I'm
sheil the station. I won't be We'll be getting out
like your work. Please go home, get to know your wife.
Speaker 5 (22:38):
Wheels off your wife's chair, Randy, let's go.
Speaker 2 (22:41):
One thing.
Speaker 9 (22:41):
I've got to go. I've got sales calls me.
Speaker 6 (22:43):
He came in yesterday, says, I got something unbelievable to
tell you. I've got this client of it. Wow, that
is unbelievable.
Speaker 2 (22:53):
Well, Jay, we're glad you're back in the family. Yeah,
Johnny support that he missed so much.
Speaker 9 (23:00):
Remember, I've got your backshot.
Speaker 2 (23:02):
If you think you're out, huh, you're back in.
Speaker 5 (23:05):
And Johnny tell you to be aware of your surroundings.
This is the guy that, like five times in a row,
sets down at his chair and Randy's under the console.
Speaker 2 (23:14):
That's right, y'all, look around.
Speaker 7 (23:15):
All right.
Speaker 2 (23:16):
Another thing y'all might won't spend a little time on
is your Bible? All right, that's what we're dealing with.
The John Boyd Jeopardy question today. All right, this is
the only domestic animal not mentioned in the Bible. Uh,
what is the devil dog?
Speaker 8 (23:31):
No?
Speaker 2 (23:31):
I guess that's more of a snack.
Speaker 5 (23:35):
Penguin.
Speaker 6 (23:37):
Domestic penguin.
Speaker 2 (23:39):
Only domestic animal not mentioned in the Bible. All right,
one night make shows. You're toe free libels. So we're
calling now we'll go to get a winter. We're playing
John Boyd Jeopardy. I'm glad I'm here for it.
Speaker 6 (23:50):
We are too shut.
Speaker 2 (24:16):
Good morning, A big show is on the radio. Whom
not about to be out of that? Yes, lie all
across on my record? Hit John? Do you up?
Speaker 4 (24:27):
You?
Speaker 2 (24:29):
Jefpardy And now your host the only domestic vegetable not
mentioned in the Bible's John Moore. Let's go up to
beautiful Boon, North Carolina. Let me see elevation three thousand,
three hundred and some feet in my close William, you
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have no clue of the elevation of the city that
you're calling from. The wristband on my timeter broke last week.
I hadn't got a fixed it.
Speaker 6 (25:06):
In his defense, what is the altitude of the city
you're in?
Speaker 2 (25:09):
Oh, I'm right here on my feets on it.
Speaker 6 (25:12):
See, so he doesn't have to feel so bad.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
Yeah, but Boone has got a sign there, beautiful boon
named after Daniel Boone. If you like to eat to
the Daniel boone in, they have wonderful food.
Speaker 5 (25:22):
The light to me, he said, it was named after
Debbie Boom.
Speaker 2 (25:26):
I believe that for years, the Debbie Boon. What was
that zog she did that we hated? Light up my life?
Oh you light up my life? Yeah, Jay, you know
the elevation of Boom killing me?
Speaker 9 (25:38):
What just give the Daniel boone in a free plug?
Speaker 4 (25:40):
Man?
Speaker 2 (25:41):
Oh boy, sorry, go call them and tell them they.
Speaker 6 (25:49):
Shut up.
Speaker 2 (25:50):
Oh no, unless you're in Jay's chair, which is two
inches shorter.
Speaker 5 (25:57):
Well have you find your wheels later? I'm talking away
of right, all right.
Speaker 2 (26:01):
William, Let's see here the only domestic animal not mentioned
in the Bible. What do you think I'm gonna get
the dog obvious, show us dog no now and by
get a chapter in verse on the dog chapter in verse.
But I know that the in a lot of the
verses they refer to non Jewish people as dogs, non
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Jewish people as dog. Back during the beginning of the
New Testament, I think, don't get remember, don't give what's
holy to dogs. Oh, I'll have my left handed dogs.
I figured proverbs dogs return to their own vomit and
something like that, like a fool returns to his folly.
All right, okay, William, hello boying, look around you. You're
not active in your church?
Speaker 7 (26:43):
Are you reading?
Speaker 5 (26:44):
Wait for you?
Speaker 7 (26:47):
Wait?
Speaker 2 (26:48):
You have a good day? All right, hold on, we're
gonna send you some literature.
Speaker 6 (26:53):
And the next time the doorbell might not be dominated.
Speaker 2 (26:59):
William, have a good but uh, let's go to Ronnie
out of Lancaster, South Carolina. Ooh, Lancaster barbecue.
Speaker 5 (27:07):
That we had the other day.
Speaker 6 (27:09):
You're killing j He's gonna come running in here now
to get the name.
Speaker 2 (27:14):
All right, anyway, We're gonna Lancaster Barbecue, Moresville, North Carolina.
He's on it there, Ronnie, Ronnie, how are you today?
I'm so what domestic animal not mentioned in the Bible.
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I think it's a rabbit show, us rabbit.
Speaker 5 (27:42):
Didn't you ever see money my done in the Holy Ground?
Speaker 2 (27:44):
Remember remember Solomon on about his three hundredth wife. The
rabbit died. Oh yeah, yeah, all right, Ronnie, thanks for playing,
all right, but you have another one. All right, let's
go to uh Carlisle had a severe hilt and let's see.
Hey Carla, good morning. How are you doing real good,
(28:04):
good doing good? Thank you so, Carlo. Domestic animal not
mentioned in the Bible. Cat show us cat. All right, Hey,
they're trying to make up for the Egyptians who were
just fiends for cats. Egyptians have a little cat problem,
little cat problem.
Speaker 6 (28:24):
When their cat died, they'd shave off their eyebrows to
show they were mourning the death of their cat.
Speaker 2 (28:29):
Just like Uncle Leo on Scienfeld. Then their neighbors would
pain a moment, look angry, look angry all day. Love Carla,
all right, good morning, the big shows on the radio.
Speaker 5 (28:46):
Top point in migression. Man, I know what I'm doing?
What home on bloody hell?
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Hello, this is Ozzie Osbourn and I hate bubbles, but
I love John Boy and Billy and the whole gang,
the big.
Speaker 2 (29:03):
Who are we talking about?
Speaker 8 (29:05):
Rocky Roll.
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Morning to make shows on your radio.
Speaker 4 (29:44):
Bye y'all.
Speaker 2 (29:45):
Were coming up on the current events quiz. That is
the easiest way for you to join the winter, But
first from daycarehan kids say the darnedest things. The people
who followed the Lord were called the twelve opossums. The
spinal column is a long bunch of bones. The head
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sets on the top and you set on the bottom.
We do not raise silkworms in the United States because
we get our silk from Rayon. He is a larger
worm and gives more silk. One of the main causes
of dust is janitors. A scalp obeys all to whom
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obedience is due, and respects all duly constipated authorities. One
byproduct of raising cattle is calves. To prevent head calls,
use an agonizer to spray into the nose until it
drips into the throat. The four seasons are salt, pepper, mustard,
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and vinegar. The John Boys m bakers. The climate is
hot as next to the creator. Oliver Cromwell had a
large red nose, but under it were deeply religious feelings.
The word trousers is an uncommon noun because it is
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singular at the top and pearl at the bottom. Syntax
is all the money collected at the church from centers.
The blood circulates through the body by flowing down one
leg and up the other. In spring, the salmon swim
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upstream to spoon. Iron was discovered because someone smelt it Ah,
and finally, in the middle of the eighteenth century, all
the Morons moved to Utah.
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Speaker 2 (00:03):
It's a big show on your radio. Thanks for joining
us this morning.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
Uh ah hello, hello, yes, yes, Jeff Goldloom. Uh you
know me from uh uh thor I guess maybe maybe not,
but you're listening to none other than John Boy and
uh who's Billy? Yes, John Boy and Billy along. It
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was just setting it up for uh suspense.
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Speaker 2 (01:07):
Good morning, it's a big show on the radio at
six fifteen. What are you doing here? I was out
of come in early today. Hey y'all, get out of
my way. I did know it was closed last night
because hey, okay, they then bad. All right, just get
some sleep and look at the clock. Dope. I forgot
to say it, you know, since the last pier I was,
I was late yesterday, so I had to guess at
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what time it was, and you had to guess. I
was sure because I would have to like get up
and go out and go in the kitchen.
Speaker 5 (01:36):
Wow, cow man, who you can't ader that? Anybody?
Speaker 2 (01:39):
I can't do it all.
Speaker 6 (01:40):
Jill, where was your watch?
Speaker 7 (01:42):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (01:43):
It was already off in the bathroom, and I wasn't
going back in the bathroom either. I ran myself out
of the back. He had just come out of that.
Speaker 6 (01:52):
So apparently you guessed it was later than.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
I'm about fifteen minutes off. You said, is atomic alarm clocks?
Have you seen those? Yes, that's the that's the nuclear alarm.
That's the one I used. That this thing down to
the end of the world. No, no, that's a whole
different deal. This this is what. It picks up a
signal from the atomic clock, and so it's kind of
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like a radio receiver in it. So it's like a
little kid child of the atomic parent clock sort of. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (02:25):
Yeah, one of the evil offspring. You know.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
It's like mini clock.
Speaker 6 (02:28):
I have found a visual it's always helpful.
Speaker 5 (02:30):
What is that?
Speaker 2 (02:31):
That's the atomic that's the atomic clock. Wow, what your
finger is? Take it in that little hole. Hey, I'm awake.
Speaker 5 (02:40):
The only person I know has a picture of the
atomic clock.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Yes, this is standard. This is this is Eastern standard time.
Now what good is it? See real time? Right where
we are, the atomic clock is an hour behind. Well,
they figure you're an hour late normally.
Speaker 6 (02:59):
So all you gotta do is tell it that I
haven't programmed it. Tell it daylight savings time.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Okay, daylight savings time.
Speaker 6 (03:06):
You can't just talk to it. It's not It's not
like a wife.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
You can't start Scottie, Scottie, what are you doing?
Speaker 6 (03:17):
He picked up a house.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Well does this have an alarm on it?
Speaker 5 (03:21):
Yes?
Speaker 6 (03:21):
It does, and it runs on batteries that eliminates.
Speaker 5 (03:24):
I have problems with batteries.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
Wake me up tomorrow morning. I don't know how to
tail it anything. We're gonna give your legs up here
and play out Burst before you know it. Painte it here,
hang on, good morning, A big show is on a radio.
I hope you'all doing all right this morning. It's Wednesday,
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July the tenth. If you're keeping up with days and dates,
here come tata. Who to do? Dangy got my back
pillars moving around in the kitchen area, gigging all here? Boys, alright,
adn July to tenth. This will be your category. As
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your legs up. I want to play out Burst. Think
along with us, July the tenth. In nineteen eighty four,
the world's first convention for prostitutes was held in San Francisco,
not the first convention with prostitutes for them. The four
day long Hookers Convention was sponsored by a group called Coyote.
(04:37):
It stands for a call off your old tired ethics,
So the founder, Margo Saint James, so the group would
fight for the legalization of the world's oldest profession. And
that didn't work out, but Candlestick Park did have the
first all hooker home run derby Wow. Move up to
nineteen ninety six, a former employee of Orlando's game Peterland
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theme Park was sent us US six months in jail
were selling two of the parks twenty four hundred alligators
do an Indiana tourist or seventy five bucks apiece Wow.
The three foot gators were discovered in the tourist motel
room after he called the State Game Commission for suggestions
on how to transport them to Indiana. Guys should have
(05:23):
pointed out, really wasn't legal for him to sell the alligator?
Then a right? Finally it was on this date. Also
in nineteen ninety six, Tipper, the cat choking on his
flea collar in Tampa was rescued after he called nine
to one one. Fortunately, tippers owner had programmed the speed
dial button on the phone to dial nine to one one,
(05:44):
so the cat only had to push one button. What
does your emergen said, I think he's hanging up a
fur ball cat dial nine mollcats are like that. I
won't but mind it. Well, there you go. There's our
three categories. Who wants to play one eight hundred big
show you told free line across America. We'll play Outburst next.
(06:29):
Good morning, it's big show on the radio right now.
The worst game of player Upburst. Let's play Upburst. It's
the game that anyone can win. John Boy and Bully
gave me.
Speaker 5 (06:47):
Puzzes from the big prize.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
Let's go contest the number one. This should really be
a lot of fun.
Speaker 7 (06:56):
Win.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
You're playing up theers having up in gust time. You
love the best time. You love a big shirt. Let's
say Hey, Andrea from Boiling Springs, South Carolina, Good morning, Andrea,
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good morning, good morning, welcome like you were up and
Adam and.
Speaker 3 (07:27):
Ready to go, I'm ready for you.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
Right bye bye. Well, let's get through these three categories.
Shall we win in five yes? Okay, well go don't
imagine five seconds. Three things that are illegal, ready to go.
Speaker 4 (07:44):
Cocao, speeding and grunk driving.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
Well alright, Andrea, Now we need three theme parks.
Speaker 4 (07:53):
Ready to go caroling Suesday World in six.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
Flag and for the wind three family pets ready to go.
I saw a cat and a snake there go. Yeah,
oddly enough, snake is a family patties. Right Andrew, you
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got to give card visit Myrtlebeach dot com. You think
about us when you spending that, all right?
Speaker 4 (08:25):
I sure will. Can I give a shout out today?
Speaker 2 (08:28):
Yes you may.
Speaker 4 (08:29):
I want to shout out to everybody at the book show,
even though it's behind the scenes in all the bowling springs.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
Right Andrew, good, shout out.
Speaker 7 (08:47):
Finn.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
We're gonna cash you up on your news. On the
other side. Our time capsule for this July the tenth. Okay,
m hm. This is the award winning John Boy and
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Billy Big Show, the South's number one export. And now
it's storytelling with your host Carl Childers.
Speaker 3 (09:53):
We had a Feller's movie night last week. Bitted me
mister Bill Cox, Darren Bingley and Scooter from the Fixed
Shop and that fella they called Creepy Beet from the
Frosty Crane. He party during Creepy but he brought me
some French fried potato, so I guess you'd all right.
(10:14):
I figured it was gonna be giant robots getting all
ill with one another or some sort of godziller movie.
But mister bill Cox said, we were going to watch
a classic. He's about these big city fellers are going
on a camping trip. It is called Deliverance. I can
tell you about it if you want me to do.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. All right, then you twisted
my arm, well, sir.
Speaker 3 (10:43):
These four fellas from Atlanta, they showed up in a
little miny town near Somers mister bill Cox called the boondocks.
There was Fatty pipe Smoker, ban Joe Mann, and Stroke Race.
They's trying to find somebody to drive their cars down
to the bottom of the river there, and your man
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made friends with this little banjo playing boy. And your
boy either minde odd, he sure could play the band Joe.
They even stopped the movie long enough to scrub off
a song there. But old Fadny he come along, kindly
made sport of him a good bit. But afore it
got too ugly. Stroke Race crawled all them others and
(11:27):
off they went down the river. There. They went along
down that river for a couple of days. Old Fanny
and pipe Smoker in one boat, Banjo Man and Stroke
Race another. They got separated. Faddy and pipe Smoker pull
over the river bank, care to kind of get their barrens.
All of a sudden, these two old boys come out
of the woods, one with no teeth and one with
(11:50):
a shot gun. Right off, Old Fanny started asking him
if they had to steal up there and wanted to
buy some white liquor. Must be toothless and shotgun didn't
get much company. They tried to entertain them boys, Old
Toothless tying pipe Smoker to a tree with his belt,
(12:10):
kindly like a game of Cops and robbers. There shotgun
made Old Fatty strip down to his drawers, give him
a horse ride all around the wood like he's a cowboy.
I reckon it could have been a lot worse that
shotgun and toothless. Day's gonna make old pipe Smoker do
some sort of stun or another. Or they could get
up to their high jinks. Stroke ras come along, killed
(12:32):
shotgun with an arrow. Seemed kindly cruel to me. After
all the fun days, I haven't Old Toothless there. He's
so put out by all of it. He run off
summers so fatty he put his breeches back on. The
others did the Christian thing and very shotgun out there
in the woods, I reckon he would have wanted it
that way way. A long story short, things got worse.
(12:54):
They got into some rough waters are and then boats
got turned over. Man Joe Man come up missing. Stroker
Age busted his legs of bad that dad gum bone
was sticking out there while they's looking for bandio. Man
Toothless come back looking to get even for killing old shotgun.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
Pipe Smoker had to take care of him.
Speaker 3 (13:11):
With a bone, hair or two. Toothless didn't even have
no kin around the holler. What you killed toothless far?
What you kill toothless far? And even though nothing ever
really happened to him, Old Fatty complained the whole time. Well, sir,
pipe Smoker, Fatty and stroker Age went home a little
bit wiser and one feller. Short. Moral of the story,
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Tripped with friends can be fine. Believe the fat ones
at home ain't nothing but trouble. The end.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
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You ever have trouble, traveler when you're a fan, friend o.
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Jun Boy and Jolly. Yeou'm right, good morning, I got
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Speaker 7 (15:53):
Press one, Hello, Jimbo, love you? Yeah, hey man, I'm glad. Well, no,
but I figured you'd take that better than old lord.
Not you too again.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
What's happening?
Speaker 7 (16:06):
Well, I got a fact from the audience research people.
They just finished a bunch of Jimbo and Bobby focus groups,
know where they get a bunch of people in the
in a room and talk about what the show. They
sent over some bullet point highlights of the meeting. Okay,
let's see here what we got. Oh, here's some what
do you like slash dislike about the Jimbo and Bobby show?
See stuff they like? Says here Mayberry Trivia, married man,
(16:30):
Tim Wilson, stoopy quiz, the first two minutes of Fort Monday,
and anytime Jackie.
Speaker 2 (16:37):
Sings say Jackie, I've told you you can say.
Speaker 7 (16:40):
Wait a minute, baby. There's also a few things here
that are not too crazy about.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
All right, Well, go ahead, we know how to take
the bad with the good around.
Speaker 7 (16:46):
Okay, let's see here things about the show I'm not
so crazy about. Uh, that thing where you try to
talk while you eat a Hearty's biscuits.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
That thing where you.
Speaker 7 (16:57):
Try to talk while you eat to play a barbecue,
That thing where you try to talk while you eat
a taffy apple. I remember that one. Any phone interview
that involves a world traveler talking to a confused, non
English speaking person. Uh, the last three hours and fifty
eight minutes of fort Monday and anytime Rayfit scene.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
Yeah, you know.
Speaker 7 (17:19):
All in all, I'd say that's not too bad. It
sounds like, with a little fine tuning, we've got a
hit on our hand.
Speaker 6 (17:24):
You think so.
Speaker 7 (17:25):
Well, No, but I thought you'd take that better than
good love. This is terrible. Tell us a babe, I'll
compile a complete report and get back to you. Well,
took a lunch thing later, Have your machine called my
machine and let me see you. What am I forgetting? Well?
Speaker 2 (17:37):
Those were usually Serenado's with a little piece of a
famous love song.
Speaker 7 (17:41):
Oh yeah, yeah, Hold on a second, Okay, I got it.
Whoa that smell? Can't you smell that smell? Whoa? Oh
that smell? The smell of death around you. I'm sorry, baby,
I just heard that one on the way to work.
May get my love to Bobby. That's Billy him too
in Jimbo, what call me?
Speaker 2 (18:00):
What's happening?
Speaker 8 (18:00):
What's kind of Rabbi? Slowbo here?
Speaker 6 (18:04):
Listen there.
Speaker 5 (18:06):
Then I'm in the kitchen.
Speaker 8 (18:07):
Ripping up some crap locks I shall get filthy fish
or a big part of those.
Speaker 5 (18:13):
Hurt and slapping shaken.
Speaker 8 (18:17):
Nothing keeps a smile on my face like listening to
my favorite slamel and slumozzles, John Boy and Billy, then
regular hashin Faverecorporated.
Speaker 5 (18:29):
See you guys on idecks.
Speaker 2 (18:30):
Huh what's that like? Good morning? The Big Show is
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on the radio? A well, l quay getting up? You know,
Tugger sleeping with me? You know, it's it's tougher to
leave my dog that I met at the Yellow Rosia
other night. No, no, I was tugging and hug Oh yeah.
Speaker 5 (19:22):
The one that shakes and yeah yeah, just tell us
which one was wearing a hat.
Speaker 2 (19:28):
That it was harder to leave my dog in bed?
It is my wife? Was that all about?
Speaker 6 (19:34):
He actually walked in and said, Tuger stealing bed.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
Hey, it's a dog.
Speaker 6 (19:39):
He don't have to get up and go to work
or anything. That's pretty much his job.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
I almost start making my dogs come in with me again.
That affects I've had.
Speaker 6 (19:46):
No we can't get you in here on time. How
are you gonna get the dog in here?
Speaker 2 (19:50):
Hey, get out of my way. All right, we're coming
up on John Boy jep. Can we facts the price
sheet over to Tugger and see how he does reading.
We got a lot to do. Glad we're here for it.
All right, let's roll on. Good Morning. The big show
(20:12):
is on the radio. We're coming up on John Boy,
Jeopardy Time and Jay Wilson.
Speaker 5 (20:17):
Don't ever get to work for I do anymore? Huh
sales staff, hunh you.
Speaker 2 (20:21):
Know that's getting harder and harder to do though, absolutely, Jay,
I know. Uh. Jay Wilson, John Boy and Billy Radio
Network sales.
Speaker 6 (20:33):
The groveling sales guy.
Speaker 5 (20:34):
Look at it.
Speaker 9 (20:35):
I'm really glad you're here, Johnny. I'm really glad that
you came in this morning.
Speaker 2 (20:39):
I appreciate it.
Speaker 5 (20:40):
Did you see the apple he put on your desk too?
Speaker 9 (20:42):
That's how I forgot to shine it.
Speaker 5 (20:43):
I've got to go. I want you to give your
nose a polish while you're.
Speaker 2 (20:49):
Jay been with us for a long time, then went
off in the world of TV where you evil world.
Speaker 5 (21:03):
Came crawling back here.
Speaker 6 (21:04):
He was blazing new trails out there, showed up the
door wet and hungry.
Speaker 9 (21:10):
I was at the unemployment office and Randy pulled up
in his limo and allowed me to It was.
Speaker 2 (21:14):
Kind of like acrooid in trading places. He was wearing
a Santa Claus suit and he had a big salmon
in his pocket.
Speaker 6 (21:19):
And I got a bet with Johnny.
Speaker 2 (21:24):
Randy bet me a dollar that he could ruin your life.
Speaker 9 (21:27):
Yep, I told him this morning. I won't share the
whole story, but I told Randy he's actually seeped into
my dreams now.
Speaker 6 (21:36):
But there's parts of me that's evil, parts of me
you don't want to know, and.
Speaker 2 (21:42):
Parts of Jay we're not so sure about either.
Speaker 6 (21:44):
Now Jay is the newest victim in the house. I'm
screwing with him on a daily basis. Yesterday he wanders
off to lunch, which he always makes the mistake of
coming and telling me he's going to lunch, which is
like saying, okay, I'm leaving you. So Yesterday's took all
the wheels off of his roly chair at his desk
and left it propped on the center post so that
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when he sat down, it would go.
Speaker 2 (22:06):
WHOA see Loki, the god of mischief.
Speaker 6 (22:09):
So I waited for him to come back, and I
walked down. I was hoping to see him laying on
the floor or something.
Speaker 5 (22:14):
There.
Speaker 6 (22:14):
He sat eating his lunch on the chair with no wheels,
as if nothing was wrong.
Speaker 9 (22:19):
I was hungry, and let's not let's not get into
what the first two words I said to you, I.
Speaker 6 (22:25):
Got something special.
Speaker 2 (22:28):
Once again. I talked to Randy late yesterday afternoon. I'm
sheil the station. I won't be We'll be getting out
like your work. Please go home, get to know your wife.
Speaker 5 (22:38):
Wheels off your wife's chair, Randy, let's go.
Speaker 2 (22:41):
One thing.
Speaker 9 (22:41):
I've got to go. I've got sales calls me.
Speaker 6 (22:43):
He came in yesterday, says, I got something unbelievable to
tell you. I've got this client of it. Wow, that
is unbelievable.
Speaker 2 (22:53):
Well, Jay, we're glad you're back in the family. Yeah,
Johnny support that he missed so much.
Speaker 9 (23:00):
Remember, I've got your backshot.
Speaker 2 (23:02):
If you think you're out, huh, you're back in.
Speaker 5 (23:05):
And Johnny tell you to be aware of your surroundings.
This is the guy that, like five times in a row,
sets down at his chair and Randy's under the console.
Speaker 2 (23:14):
That's right, y'all, look around.
Speaker 7 (23:15):
All right.
Speaker 2 (23:16):
Another thing y'all might won't spend a little time on
is your Bible? All right, that's what we're dealing with.
The John Boyd Jeopardy question today. All right, this is
the only domestic animal not mentioned in the Bible. Uh,
what is the devil dog?
Speaker 8 (23:31):
No?
Speaker 2 (23:31):
I guess that's more of a snack.
Speaker 5 (23:35):
Penguin.
Speaker 6 (23:37):
Domestic penguin.
Speaker 2 (23:39):
Only domestic animal not mentioned in the Bible. All right,
one night make shows. You're toe free libels. So we're
calling now we'll go to get a winter. We're playing
John Boyd Jeopardy. I'm glad I'm here for it.
Speaker 6 (23:50):
We are too shut.
Speaker 2 (24:16):
Good morning, A big show is on the radio. Whom
not about to be out of that? Yes, lie all
across on my record? Hit John? Do you up?
Speaker 4 (24:27):
You?
Speaker 2 (24:29):
Jefpardy And now your host the only domestic vegetable not
mentioned in the Bible's John Moore. Let's go up to
beautiful Boon, North Carolina. Let me see elevation three thousand,
three hundred and some feet in my close William, you
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have no clue of the elevation of the city that
you're calling from. The wristband on my timeter broke last week.
I hadn't got a fixed it.
Speaker 6 (25:06):
In his defense, what is the altitude of the city
you're in?
Speaker 2 (25:09):
Oh, I'm right here on my feets on it.
Speaker 6 (25:12):
See, so he doesn't have to feel so bad.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
Yeah, but Boone has got a sign there, beautiful boon
named after Daniel Boone. If you like to eat to
the Daniel boone in, they have wonderful food.
Speaker 5 (25:22):
The light to me, he said, it was named after
Debbie Boom.
Speaker 2 (25:26):
I believe that for years, the Debbie Boon. What was
that zog she did that we hated? Light up my life?
Oh you light up my life? Yeah, Jay, you know
the elevation of Boom killing me?
Speaker 9 (25:38):
What just give the Daniel boone in a free plug?
Speaker 4 (25:40):
Man?
Speaker 2 (25:41):
Oh boy, sorry, go call them and tell them they.
Speaker 6 (25:49):
Shut up.
Speaker 2 (25:50):
Oh no, unless you're in Jay's chair, which is two
inches shorter.
Speaker 5 (25:57):
Well have you find your wheels later? I'm talking away
of right, all right.
Speaker 2 (26:01):
William, Let's see here the only domestic animal not mentioned
in the Bible. What do you think I'm gonna get
the dog obvious, show us dog no now and by
get a chapter in verse on the dog chapter in verse.
But I know that the in a lot of the
verses they refer to non Jewish people as dogs, non
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Jewish people as dog. Back during the beginning of the
New Testament, I think, don't get remember, don't give what's
holy to dogs. Oh, I'll have my left handed dogs.
I figured proverbs dogs return to their own vomit and
something like that, like a fool returns to his folly.
All right, okay, William, hello boying, look around you. You're
not active in your church?
Speaker 7 (26:43):
Are you reading?
Speaker 5 (26:44):
Wait for you?
Speaker 7 (26:47):
Wait?
Speaker 2 (26:48):
You have a good day? All right, hold on, we're
gonna send you some literature.
Speaker 6 (26:53):
And the next time the doorbell might not be dominated.
Speaker 2 (26:59):
William, have a good but uh, let's go to Ronnie
out of Lancaster, South Carolina. Ooh, Lancaster barbecue.
Speaker 5 (27:07):
That we had the other day.
Speaker 6 (27:09):
You're killing j He's gonna come running in here now
to get the name.
Speaker 2 (27:14):
All right, anyway, We're gonna Lancaster Barbecue, Moresville, North Carolina.
He's on it there, Ronnie, Ronnie, how are you today?
I'm so what domestic animal not mentioned in the Bible.
(27:36):
I think it's a rabbit show, us rabbit.
Speaker 5 (27:42):
Didn't you ever see money my done in the Holy Ground?
Speaker 2 (27:44):
Remember remember Solomon on about his three hundredth wife. The
rabbit died. Oh yeah, yeah, all right, Ronnie, thanks for playing,
all right, but you have another one. All right, let's
go to uh Carlisle had a severe hilt and let's see.
Hey Carla, good morning. How are you doing real good,
(28:04):
good doing good? Thank you so, Carlo. Domestic animal not
mentioned in the Bible. Cat show us cat. All right, Hey,
they're trying to make up for the Egyptians who were
just fiends for cats. Egyptians have a little cat problem,
little cat problem.
Speaker 6 (28:24):
When their cat died, they'd shave off their eyebrows to
show they were mourning the death of their cat.
Speaker 2 (28:29):
Just like Uncle Leo on Scienfeld. Then their neighbors would
pain a moment, look angry, look angry all day. Love Carla,
all right, good morning, the big shows on the radio.
Speaker 5 (28:46):
Top point in migression. Man, I know what I'm doing?
What home on bloody hell?
Speaker 3 (28:51):
Hello, this is Ozzie Osbourn and I hate bubbles, but
I love John Boy and Billy and the whole gang,
the big.
Speaker 2 (29:03):
Who are we talking about?
Speaker 8 (29:05):
Rocky Roll.
Speaker 2 (29:41):
Morning to make shows on your radio.
Speaker 4 (29:44):
Bye y'all.
Speaker 2 (29:45):
Were coming up on the current events quiz. That is
the easiest way for you to join the winter, But
first from daycarehan kids say the darnedest things. The people
who followed the Lord were called the twelve opossums. The
spinal column is a long bunch of bones. The head
(30:05):
sets on the top and you set on the bottom.
We do not raise silkworms in the United States because
we get our silk from Rayon. He is a larger
worm and gives more silk. One of the main causes
of dust is janitors. A scalp obeys all to whom
(30:26):
obedience is due, and respects all duly constipated authorities. One
byproduct of raising cattle is calves. To prevent head calls,
use an agonizer to spray into the nose until it
drips into the throat. The four seasons are salt, pepper, mustard,
(30:47):
and vinegar. The John Boys m bakers. The climate is
hot as next to the creator. Oliver Cromwell had a
large red nose, but under it were deeply religious feelings.
The word trousers is an uncommon noun because it is
(31:08):
singular at the top and pearl at the bottom. Syntax
is all the money collected at the church from centers.
The blood circulates through the body by flowing down one
leg and up the other. In spring, the salmon swim
(31:28):
upstream to spoon. Iron was discovered because someone smelt it Ah,
and finally, in the middle of the eighteenth century, all
the Morons moved to Utah.
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