July 12, 2024 • 32 mins
Friday (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, we’ll debunk the internet’s favorite Mr. Rogers rumor… - We’ll see what’s left over at J.D.’s 24-Hour Stores post Independence Day.. - The Playhouse has a triple execution plot line.. - John Boy discovers he’s worth more dead than alive.. - Comedian Kevin Meaney tells how he got arrested for assaulting a guard at the airport.. - and then hangs around to play Dollywood Squares with us.. - and we’ll dive into the mailbag before hitting the road..
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Speaker 1 (00:26):
Who will John Moore bill on Ready, summer time, summer time,
goat you know, yeah, hey, no job for my zumma.
Time finally happened.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
Okay, what it finally happened? I started sensing him a
couple of weeks ago, Billy, when you know, I said,
let's just go get some coffee. He doesn't need us.
It appears he doesn't longer even needs the audience.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
Is that when you were saying, your idiot since was stabling?
Speaker 4 (00:55):
All right already, let's actually have this brand new John
O'billy play house, right, go I on ZiT dare. Maybe
we got speed, we got those microphone There.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
Is Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode
the Execution. As our story opens, the three members of
the notorious Piney Mountain Gang have just walked the last
mile at Brushywood State Prison.
Speaker 4 (01:22):
Good evening, gentlemen.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
The three of you have been sent us to death
for the crime of murder in the first degree. I'm
required by law to offer you a choice of three
methods of execution in the state. Somebody get that door,
thank you, lethal injection, the electric chair are hanging. Mister Bussey,
which do you choose?
Speaker 4 (01:40):
Well, Warden, I can tell you right off.
Speaker 5 (01:43):
I don't want to lethan ejiction. I can't stand the
thought of nobody's sticking needles in me ever since I
was a kid. I got this thing about needles. They
give me the creaks.
Speaker 4 (01:51):
Then it's hanging or the electric chair.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
Yeah, I reckon, I'll take the chair very well, guards
strap him in. Mister Bussey, do you have any last words?
Speaker 5 (02:01):
Yeah, I just want to say I'm real sorry, sorry,
I got caught ed he is?
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Oh okay, well, very well, Henry Lee Bussy. The crime
is murder and the sentences death. May God ad mercy
on your soul. Mister executioner. Throw the switch?
Speaker 4 (02:18):
Oh dad, got it? You know what? Kind of hurt
a little bit? Hey, he's not dead.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
What happened appears to be a malfunction?
Speaker 6 (02:26):
Sir?
Speaker 4 (02:27):
What don't just stand there? Szap him again?
Speaker 3 (02:29):
Well, actually, ward and I can't do that?
Speaker 4 (02:31):
Why not?
Speaker 3 (02:31):
Well, according to section seven A of the State Penal Code,
if the electric chair fails when the switch is thrown,
the death sentence is null and void and the prisoner
has to be released. You're kidding me, right, no, sir,
that's what the code says right, Well, what idiot came
up with that? I couldn't say, sir, But according to
the law, we got to let him go.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Well now they just kicking his shorts. All right, bussy,
get out of here. But mark my words, one day.
Speaker 5 (02:57):
You'll get yours in your dreams as them out of here.
Speaker 4 (03:02):
Lee Harvey Hobson.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Your next do you choose lethal injection, the electric chair
or hanging?
Speaker 5 (03:08):
Pse?
Speaker 4 (03:08):
Please?
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Please do the voice well?
Speaker 7 (03:09):
Wardon, I kind of like O Henry Lee. I don't
like nobody sticking needles in me either. I always figured
hanging it hurt like the Dickens, So I reckon, I'll
take that electric chair too, all right?
Speaker 1 (03:22):
The chair it is guards strapping me in, mister executioner.
Speaker 4 (03:25):
Is that thing going to work this time?
Speaker 3 (03:27):
Yes, Sir Warden, she's a good as new.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
Mister Hobson. Do you have any last words? You don't
expect me to do everything, do you? I just want
to say I ain't a bit sorry for what I've done.
I'd do it all over again, lovey for us. You
won't get the chance, Lee Harvey Hobson. According to the
laws of the state, the crime is murder and the
sentence's death. May God have mercy on your soul. Mister executioner, ow.
Speaker 4 (03:55):
Hot liquor. I thought you said you fixed it.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
H I don't know what's wrong, Sir, should work all right?
Speaker 4 (04:01):
Guards let him go? Hey, Henry Lee way up? Looks
like the piney Mountain gags back in business. This says unbelievable. Okay,
who's left? Ricky B Sharp?
Speaker 8 (04:16):
Won't be.
Speaker 9 (04:22):
All right?
Speaker 4 (04:23):
Sharp? What it'll be? Legal ejection? Hanging over the electric chair? Ah, yes,
they're uh don't black needles neither? Uh had the electric
chairs broke? So I reckon, you're gonna have to hang me.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
We hope you've enjoyed John Boy and Billy playhouse.
Speaker 4 (04:44):
What's everybody laughing for?
Speaker 3 (04:47):
Tune in again. Next time we'll hear the crusty old
boss of cell blocked d say.
Speaker 4 (04:51):
Hey, big man, let me hold a dollar. Hey, wait
a minute, up up.
Speaker 5 (04:59):
You know I haven't made a movie in years. I
don't miss it. Hollywood is a toilet and they've run
out of paper. You want entertainment, do what I do.
Download the iHeart app and listen to John Boy and
Billy on the Big Show.
Speaker 4 (05:46):
Good morning, A big show is on the radio. All right,
you don't want to peak too early.
Speaker 5 (05:56):
Man.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Man, that was Bill Good and I found out I'm
worth more to Billy dead than live.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
Really, he's giving everybody a heart. I can't believe that.
Speaker 10 (06:11):
And everybody starts getting on him about it, about how
he works twenty four hours a week and stuff like that.
I said, y'all please, I have an insurance policy on him.
He's worth more to me dead than a light. And
I don't talk to him about that.
Speaker 4 (06:24):
Right. Well, about me?
Speaker 2 (06:26):
He was going to take a nap at some well
rough spot in town between here and the beach, just
to punish us. Yeap, sometime I kill me and I
ain't taking my gun.
Speaker 11 (06:35):
And I said you better not stop and sleep on
side of road.
Speaker 4 (06:38):
Y'all don't care.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
I said, yes we do, and Randy said, well I don't.
Speaker 3 (06:47):
And it got ugly from there.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
Man, Yeah, I'm more word Billy didn't live, and look,
he don't treat me like that.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
He said, how about that? For just a second, my
head at flashing him. Popular Morning DJ killed in assault.
Producer said he had it come in.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
One of those wild West things he needed killing.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
Partner said great, I'm rich, so you are right, we don't care.
Speaker 4 (07:15):
Yeah right, good now we got that out. Say, don't
you feel better? I did?
Speaker 1 (07:22):
Good morning. A big show is on the radio. It
is kern Evin's Quiz time. This easiest way for you
to join the winters. Now count and beat the baby dolls.
And I don't know, y'all. Girls seem pretty sharp this morning.
Speaker 4 (07:35):
We're going swimming later.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Johnny's gonna wear a speedo.
Speaker 3 (07:40):
Yeah, that is disgusting.
Speaker 8 (07:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
While we try to get that disturbing.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
Visual from our minds, we'll take a break. That's one
eight hundred big show. You told free line across America.
You take c you will win next.
Speaker 4 (08:23):
Come on in to make Hollason already are you ready?
Speaker 3 (08:25):
Hurt?
Speaker 8 (08:26):
Okay?
Speaker 6 (08:28):
Come?
Speaker 8 (08:30):
Where is this time?
Speaker 12 (08:33):
Quez?
Speaker 6 (08:37):
Hello?
Speaker 4 (08:38):
Hello?
Speaker 1 (08:39):
Is this is this Ronald from Mayfield, Kentucky. We're good,
we're hooked up. How you doing, Ronald?
Speaker 12 (08:45):
Goodnight?
Speaker 4 (08:46):
Yeah, buddy, that's Ronald Keeling, Cake.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
Ronald Keeling. Alrighty, well, if you win, you spell it
again for Jackie.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
All right, okay, all right, Ronald, here we go.
Speaker 4 (08:57):
Listen to Billy.
Speaker 3 (08:58):
All right well, Ronald. The American Old Institute has just
released a list of the all time Greatest American Movie Romances.
Number one on the list Casablanca, which narrowly beat out
Gone with the Wind. Kerry Grant and Katherine Hepburn were
the top actors. Each had six films on the top list.
Other interesting results from the list a number one musical
(09:19):
West Side Story, be top animated love story, Disney's Beauty
and the Beast. See worst movie romance Ned Batty and
Bill McKinney in Deliverance nineteen seventy two.
Speaker 4 (09:34):
All of us good, but I don't have to take
Sea Baby here. Never gonna get.
Speaker 9 (09:42):
All right, Ron, we did get any first out through
that body.
Speaker 4 (09:47):
Goodness goes in North Carolina. Brize bag of ship to
you in Kentucky. All righty, oh.
Speaker 13 (09:56):
Good morning Dollar. It's your old granite clum. You know
the best way to start your day. I don't buy
that crap about a balanced breakfast. Listening to job boy
Billy on the Big Show is low in fact and
high in fun. And who the hell can't get behind
that Opatrick?
Speaker 4 (10:16):
If time for my spongebat.
Speaker 8 (10:19):
Whoa good morning?
Speaker 4 (10:53):
The Big Show is on the radio. Stupid quiz.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
Actually it's gonna be Dollywood Squares today with Kevin Meaneie
comedian Kevin.
Speaker 4 (11:00):
He will be live and please hang out with us.
Please please please, good morning, I got a big shaw
(11:30):
on the radio.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
Let's look for somebody to eagerly answer the phone over
at Red Hot Talent.
Speaker 6 (11:36):
Hello, Red Hot Talent Incorporates. Please make your selection from
the following. To book a client, Press one to request
a talent catalog. Press two if you are a client,
Press three three. If you are a puff Daddy long Legs,
the Worst Talis Rapper. Press one. If you are a
(11:56):
killer by Us the Wacky Comedy. Press two if you
are Osama Ben Affleck the anti American movie hert Drop.
Press three. If you are Jim and Bobby the the Hey,
I'm doing a new voicemail menus. What did Jimbo and
Bobby doing Bagley? Yes see, I can't thinking of the
name for it anyway. If you are jimb and Bobby,
(12:20):
Press four oay to hear a list of your current bookings.
Press one you currently have no bookings pending. To check
on the status of.
Speaker 12 (12:31):
Your most recent talent fees, Press one okay.
Speaker 6 (12:35):
If you have experienced delays in receiving your most recent
talent fees, the reason is the guys still to you?
Odin says he's not paying us one red. According to
our records, your most recent talent fees will be paid
and approximately when hell phrase is over days.
Speaker 12 (12:52):
Press, Hello, Jimbo love you mean yeah? Hey man, I'm
glad you called really well no, but I figured you'd
take that better than old Lord. Not you too again, happening. Well,
I got a fact from the audience research people. They
just finished a bunch of Jimbo and Bobby focus groups
show where they get a bunch of people in the
in a room and talk about what the show. They
(13:14):
sent over some bullet point highlights of the meeting. Okay,
let's see here what we got. Oh, here's some what
do you like slash dislike about the Jimbo and Bobby show?
See stuff they like? Says here Mayberry Trivia, married Man,
Tim Wilson, Stoopie Quiz, the first two minutes of Fort Monday,
(13:35):
and anytime Jackie.
Speaker 4 (13:36):
Sing Jackie, I've told you you can say.
Speaker 12 (13:39):
Wait a minute, baby. There's also a few things here
that are not too crazy about.
Speaker 4 (13:43):
All right, Well, go ahead, we know how to take
the bad with the good around there.
Speaker 12 (13:45):
Okay, let's see here things about the show I'm not
so crazy about. Uh that thing where you try to
talk while you eat a Hearty's biscuits. That thing where
you try to talk while you need to play a
barbecue where you try to talk while you eat a
taffy apple. I remember that one. Any phone interview that
involves a world traveler talking to a confused, non English
(14:08):
speaking queresson uh, the last three hours and fifty eight
minutes of Fort Monday, and anytime rayfit scene. Yeah, you know,
all in all, I'd say that's not too bad. It
sounds like, with a little fine tuning, we've got a
hit on our hand.
Speaker 8 (14:23):
You think so.
Speaker 12 (14:24):
Well, No, but I thought you'd take that better than
good love. This is terrible. Tell us a babe, I'll
compile a complete report and get back to you. Well
took a lunch thing later, have your machine called my
machine and let me see you. What am I forgetting? Well?
Speaker 1 (14:36):
Those were usually serenade us with a little piece of
a famous love song.
Speaker 12 (14:40):
Oh yeah, yeah, hold on a second, Okay, I got it.
Whoa that smell? Can't you smell that smell? Whoa? Oh
that smell? The smell of death around you? I'm sorry baby,
I just heard that one on the way to work.
Get my love to Bobby. That's Billy him too in Jimbo.
What call me.
Speaker 8 (14:59):
Yeo on in Rednecks?
Speaker 4 (15:01):
This is your pompa diss of love.
Speaker 14 (15:03):
Ike Turner enjoying the hell out of my retirement, drinking
molten liquor, eating vienies. And when I get to Jones
in for a cracker to go with it, I tune
into John Boy and Billy on the Big Show. If
why I done lost my appetite for crackers. Good morning, everybody,
(15:54):
got a big show on the radio coming up. We're
gonna play Dollywood Squares with our special celebrity, Kevin Meanie.
Speaker 4 (16:00):
So it's Meanie Wood Square, Meaniewood Squares. Uh yeah, may
look forward that Kevin. How you doing, Buddy, I'm doing fine.
Thank you very much. Good to be back. It was
good to see you again. Last time we were talking
about you on the show.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
Of course, with the big news you assaulted a security
guard in the airport and take his weapon away from him.
Speaker 11 (16:19):
My mother said, what is.
Speaker 4 (16:20):
Wrong with you.
Speaker 8 (16:22):
Taking the guards men's gun?
Speaker 4 (16:25):
You're like a mental case. Why don't you get do
this to your father?
Speaker 3 (16:28):
And I now you know that's the way we pictured
it happened.
Speaker 11 (16:32):
Yeah, exactly, sure, No, it's torture. I was interviewed by
the FBI. I was, well, what is a real story
what happened? I was up in San Francisco doing a
benefit Friday and Saturday night. Sunday morning, we go to
the airport and I brought my wife and my little
daughter with me up there. And we get to the
airport and I bring my daughter through security. We both clear.
My wife goes through you know where you walk through
(16:53):
to see if you got anything on you, and it
goes off, because it always goes off with her. I
think she's got a metal plate in your head. So
they have to give for a secondary search. And she's
got her arms out and she's got this look on
her face. I said, I got to get this on tape. Now.
I'm twenty feet away from the security people. So I
start taping my daughter and then I moved the camera
up and I got her in the picture. And the
guardsman comes over and says, you got to turn that off.
(17:15):
It's against a lot of film here. I said, I'm
not filming, I'm just taping my daughter. I tried to
get out of it, you know, and I shut it
right off, and he goes, I want that. I want
to see that tape. It's got to be erased. I
want to see it. So he brings me up closer
to security and I rewind it and I show him
where it starts, and I say, okay, I'll erace it.
Start erasing it here. So I start erasing it, and
my wife is still being searched, and I can see her,
(17:36):
you know a little a little over there, and I
noticed that she pulls her blouse up over her bra
and I go, this isn't my My wife doesn't do this.
I mean she went to.
Speaker 3 (17:46):
The door some kind of secret signal to you.
Speaker 11 (17:48):
No, I mean she's not you know, a Hooters girl
or anything, you know. And so I kind of go, what's.
Speaker 8 (17:53):
Going on over there?
Speaker 4 (17:54):
What are you doing to my wife?
Speaker 9 (17:57):
Right?
Speaker 11 (17:57):
You know, kind of loud, And at that moment, my
little d takes off. She's two and a half. She's
not going towards my wife, but she's going towards the exit.
And I say to the National guardsman who's in front
of me, I said, listen, I have to get my daughter.
You're not going anywhere you're staying right here, I said,
I got to get her. Nope, you're staying right here.
So I go to the left, I go to the right,
and I try to get around him, but he won't
(18:17):
let me around him. He's throwing himself up against me.
He's got an M sixteen across his chest. And I
get around him and I grab my daughter and I
bring her back to where we were standing, and at
that point, he turns the weapon on both on me
and my daughter. Who and I go, you're crazy, get
that gun away from us, which is a mistake. You know,
when somebody is pointing a gun at you, you shouldn't call
(18:37):
him a lunatic or a mental case.
Speaker 4 (18:39):
You know. I realize that now, you know.
Speaker 11 (18:41):
So then I'm standing now with my daughter and my
wife and the National guardsman's talking to the airport personnel
and the police, and he says to all these people,
he tried to take my weapon.
Speaker 4 (18:54):
WHOA.
Speaker 11 (18:55):
And my wife looks at me like she married a nut.
You know, did you try to take Of course I
didn't try to take the weapon. So now the police
come over and they say you're under arrest, and they
handcuffed me and they bring me to jail and where
I met some great people I know who I still
keep in touch with. Fukie that was his name, and
(19:18):
I was, you know, a wreck in jail. First I
was in the airport jail, and then they moved me
to county. And so before I go to county jail,
the cop comes in to me, goes, Kevin, when you
get to jail, you're gonna have to be tough. You're
gonna give somebody looks at you in the eye, You're
gonna have to look right back at him. And you know, like, okay,
all right, you know, I'm a wreck. I was crying.
I was, I'm such a wuss.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
You know.
Speaker 11 (19:38):
And uh So now I'm in jail and and I'm
in there alone, and next thing, the door opens and
the sky comes in and I go, hey, how you're Dylan.
What's your name?
Speaker 4 (19:46):
My name's Fukie.
Speaker 11 (19:48):
Like, what are you in for?
Speaker 4 (19:49):
Fukie? They fell cocaine in my car.
Speaker 11 (19:52):
I said, those bastards.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
So, you know, so we keep in touch as a
as a has it gone to court yet.
Speaker 11 (20:02):
No, everything has been dropped. There was never a charge
with anything. But it costs me thousands of dollars to
get through it.
Speaker 4 (20:08):
But look at all the publicity stories and your new friends,
my new friend, Hey, FokI, Hi, Jonnny Patasha.
Speaker 1 (20:17):
Hang on, y'all, we're gonna play Dollywood Squares. What our celebrity?
Kevin meaning your last answer? Joined the winners coming up
in minutes. Good morning, got a big show on the radio.
Hang on, y'all, We're gonna play Dollywood Squares. What our celebrity?
Kevin Meana your last answer? Joined the winners calling nine
plays with us and Kevin. Next morning, the big show
(20:58):
is on the radio, and it is high Dollywood Squares
game today. One contestant caller number nine. The contestant is
Heath from Harold, Kentucky.
Speaker 3 (21:08):
Hello, or could it be Harold from Heath, Kentucky.
Speaker 4 (21:12):
How you doing, Heath?
Speaker 9 (21:13):
I'm good, pretty good, good, buddy good.
Speaker 1 (21:15):
All right, Kevin meaning our special celebrity. We will ask
him the questions. You agree or disagree? Heath, get three
bells for three buzzers and win.
Speaker 4 (21:21):
Okay, right, Kevin?
Speaker 1 (21:24):
What are belly sinkers, door knobs and burrel cakes?
Speaker 2 (21:29):
Mm hmm?
Speaker 11 (21:30):
Remember from up north, I'm too familiar with this anguish
down here.
Speaker 2 (21:35):
Burrel cakes one of the guys you met.
Speaker 1 (21:40):
Well, belly sinkers, door knobs, and burrel cakes.
Speaker 11 (21:44):
Well, I would say they are I would say they're
plumbing supplies.
Speaker 4 (21:49):
Plumbing supplies. Heath agree or disagree?
Speaker 6 (21:53):
I disagree?
Speaker 4 (21:53):
Disagree? Well, that's the right thing to do. They are
kinds of donuts.
Speaker 11 (21:58):
I did not know that. I thought they were plumbing supplies.
Speaker 4 (22:03):
All right.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
Here's one which came first, the can or the can opener?
Speaker 11 (22:09):
Well, I would have to say the uh, the can,
the can? Yeah, all right, okay, Heath, agree or disagree?
Speaker 14 (22:18):
Why don't we agree on that one.
Speaker 2 (22:20):
You're agreeing on that one.
Speaker 4 (22:20):
That's the thing to do. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (22:22):
The can came along in eighteen eleven. The opener was
invented in eighteen fifty five.
Speaker 3 (22:27):
Look, fellers, these things are piling up. We need to
do something.
Speaker 4 (22:31):
What's that all about?
Speaker 3 (22:33):
Gee?
Speaker 4 (22:33):
Yeah, well.
Speaker 11 (22:35):
Alright I think they still sell those cans.
Speaker 9 (22:39):
Really?
Speaker 4 (22:39):
All right? Hate you up to Buddy Kevin.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
According to an old wives tale, if your dog is
eating grass, what does it mean?
Speaker 11 (22:48):
I would say, your dog has a stomach ache. Dog
has a sick stomach ache. Your dog is sick? Heath
agree or disagree?
Speaker 5 (22:56):
Disagree?
Speaker 4 (22:57):
Whoa what?
Speaker 15 (22:58):
Now?
Speaker 7 (23:00):
What?
Speaker 4 (23:00):
Yes, it means. It means it's gonna rain.
Speaker 11 (23:04):
If I have a cat, So my cat, you know,
has a stock problem.
Speaker 2 (23:08):
That makes sense. You're a cat person.
Speaker 1 (23:11):
Yes, hey, hey, congratulations buddy, Kevin wanted for you.
Speaker 4 (23:16):
Man, you did a good job. You got the big
old prize package.
Speaker 1 (23:19):
All right, all right, all right, Buddy will get that
to you and Harold Kentucky hold on, Jackie will get
your information, all right, buddy, all right, okay.
Speaker 4 (23:26):
Thank you for playing Kevin. Thank you so much for
Johnnie since morning.
Speaker 3 (23:31):
We're gonna let you go before you and Randy actually
start a fistfight.
Speaker 4 (23:34):
I'm trying to made him into it. I want some hitline, Kevin.
Speaker 1 (23:41):
Good work, buddy, kanky family for us, and we hope
to see you again soon.
Speaker 11 (23:45):
Man, you got it there.
Speaker 1 (23:46):
Let's keep it on this big show radio station with
Kevin's coming to your city.
Speaker 4 (23:49):
All right, all right, let's celebrate Randy's Gerbil chipmunks. I'm sorry,
that's a story a little problem with double down. Ple
explain that to you later. God, good morning is a
big show on the radio.
Speaker 1 (24:06):
John Bobbill, That pill is Randy Jackie micey mice teeter
touch al right, Well, go through the stack, get a
request a bit of the morning, because that's what it's
time for. If you have one you'd like to hear,
the Big Show. Dot com is the easy way for
you to register your request.
Speaker 4 (24:19):
We'll do that.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
Next Good Morning A Big Show is on the radio
(24:49):
Friday morning. Moving to him, Well, can you believe it
was one year ago where Randy had his gerbil problem?
Speaker 4 (24:57):
It's not my whole time. It was a chipmunk unless.
Speaker 3 (25:02):
We're talking about a different anniversary that I wouldn't pretty yet.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
No, I don't need now, that's right, little chipmunks got
in your house. I remember it was Good Morning, Big
Shows on the radio, and the words in Randy.
Speaker 4 (25:22):
Do you have to get Raby shots or not?
Speaker 9 (25:25):
No?
Speaker 2 (25:25):
Doctor Walthall, who will trust? He said, if my injury
had been any less, it would have been a thought.
Oh man, I told you not to worry about it.
Speaker 5 (25:34):
David.
Speaker 4 (25:35):
I wouldn't want you think I wanted you crazy.
Speaker 1 (25:39):
Well, I'm glad the little chipmunk didn't have to die,
because it turns out what a talented chipmunky is.
Speaker 4 (25:45):
And love Sling Blade one of my favorite.
Speaker 16 (25:47):
Movies I studied on Biting You stud It quite a bit.
Speaker 3 (25:53):
So what you got good to eat in there?
Speaker 2 (25:56):
Well, sir, we've we've we've got nuts and berries, twigs.
Did you want me to go to the whole menu
recking what you like to eat?
Speaker 5 (26:06):
Well?
Speaker 2 (26:06):
The the twigs are pretty good French fried twiggs, Yes, sir, firm. Well,
the the small order is fifty five and the large
order is a dollar.
Speaker 16 (26:19):
We cannot hand me some of the beacons.
Speaker 4 (26:24):
Go call alone, I playing contry.
Speaker 1 (26:27):
J D.
Speaker 16 (26:27):
Shell nutt. I stand only here but nine four three
and then that that kind of off center like in portrait.
Speaker 4 (26:45):
You know, I think we need to practice. We need
to We.
Speaker 16 (26:48):
Don't need to practice. Range y'all just a bunch of loser.
I'm known to saying. Somebody here.
Speaker 2 (26:59):
Meticense, amulets and a.
Speaker 4 (27:00):
Hurst ready hate you?
Speaker 16 (27:05):
I aint you doing your something?
Speaker 8 (27:06):
Meat?
Speaker 16 (27:07):
No, don't I love you? Mama?
Speaker 3 (27:12):
Thank you?
Speaker 4 (27:13):
You crazed to chipmunk.
Speaker 3 (27:17):
If I don't shut up, I'm gonna go out of
my mouth.
Speaker 4 (27:25):
Oh man, all right?
Speaker 1 (27:28):
Ah?
Speaker 10 (27:29):
How old are we in human years? Are in chipmunk years?
Speaker 4 (27:55):
Good morning? Got a big shoulder radio?
Speaker 1 (27:58):
Uh, let's see what the listeners are thinking here from
the Big Show dot Com on our email from Sandra Couch.
I listened to your show every morning on my way
to work and enjoy very much. I noticed on July
ninth you were talking about Cajun's and you mentioned Jolie
Blond and wondered if you had ever read anything by
James Lee Burke. His new book is titled Jolie Blond's
(28:20):
Bounce and features Cajun detective Dave Robo show. The series
features a lot about Cajun culture, and just thought you
and your listeners might enjoy reading them.
Speaker 3 (28:30):
All right, if he could read, he'd be ready there
with you.
Speaker 15 (28:35):
Bradshaw read it to you right before naptime. Randy, we
know exactly where Ogalala is. My husband's mother is originally
from there. They oh, no, that's another joke. They have
tons of relatives still there. We went to a family
reunion at Lake McConaughey a couple of years.
Speaker 2 (28:55):
Ago, Ola, Nebraska. The only thing there was cow and
nothing else. There was a convenience store that's on their
license plates. I had to spend almost a week there
doing some schooling, and we were in a hotel. It
was a holiday inn that had no restaurant, no bar.
Next door was a convenience store so we could go
(29:16):
over there. They had a sign up that said car rental,
and they got, oh, all right, we'll rent a car.
A couple of us get in. We'll go see what's
not here?
Speaker 12 (29:23):
Right.
Speaker 2 (29:24):
I went in and asked. I said, sign says you
have car rental and he says, yeah, my brother in
law's got it.
Speaker 4 (29:31):
You got one car.
Speaker 3 (29:32):
That's what. Don't say cars.
Speaker 4 (29:36):
Dear John Boyn Billy.
Speaker 1 (29:37):
I wanted to write and tell you how much I
enjoyed your game of name the TV theme song. Yes,
I tried to call in all the time, but I
could never get through. I was much better at guessing
the theme songs the some people that did make it through.
If I do say so myself, maybe if you decide
to do the game again, you should have them passive
tests to make sure they know at least some TV themes.
I want to pass along my support and tell y'all
(29:58):
I think your show was fantastic.
Speaker 2 (30:00):
Heather, Well, let's get Heather's phone number. We'll call. I'll
let her play after the show.
Speaker 3 (30:05):
I'm telling you people love that game.
Speaker 4 (30:07):
But they do, we might ort to think about bringing
them back. I know I love it.
Speaker 3 (30:12):
I do too. We could use all the same ones
because they kept missing the same ones.
Speaker 2 (30:16):
It was so painful not for us.
Speaker 4 (30:19):
Randy one, John Mobilly.
Speaker 1 (30:21):
I'm an air traffic control specialist out of Fort caml, Kentucky.
I've been gone since January and I'm due to come
home soon. I was wondering how do I get updated
on the adventures of Married Man. I don't want to
get back and be totally lost by the storyline. I'm
sure a lot has happened while I was gone. I
know this sounds stupid, but I do enjoy mindless entertainment. Hell,
you came to the right place. I was also wondering
(30:41):
if you guys ever considered about getting with the USO
and do a broadcast from over here. I'm sure the
troops over here will enjoy having you. I'm looking forward
to getting back to the States. Listen to your show,
Craig upchurch.
Speaker 3 (30:52):
Ps bring back name that TV theme?
Speaker 1 (30:54):
So, uh, let me say from Kenny, I hope y'all
don't think I'm an idiot, but my wife Brenda, and
I recently visited Charlotte for a couple of days.
Speaker 2 (31:03):
Oh boy, the one I told you don't read this
actually it was this past week. That's enough.
Speaker 4 (31:10):
Brenda is one of those Pewter geeks, as we call him,
gik Sport.
Speaker 3 (31:14):
Is that ey telling a brass monkey?
Speaker 2 (31:18):
Just say just say this. The guy wondered if if
he did something wrong and should he have done it?
And did he creep us out?
Speaker 4 (31:23):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (31:24):
Yes, yes, and yes?
Speaker 3 (31:26):
Is this the guy sitting that said we look a
lot different through a rifle?
Speaker 10 (31:29):
Okay, pound, but bring back name that TV theme song
and nobody gets hurt.
Speaker 3 (31:46):
If we could think, we'd be right in there with you.
Speaker 4 (31:48):
Was I finished?
Speaker 5 (31:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (31:49):
Okay, fine, I'm all bith box.
Speaker 3 (31:54):
Is here all your favorite four decades of The Good
Show ninety nine since he was fifteen for ninety nine
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and you're hear now The John Boyebilly Late Rises podcast
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Who will John Moore bill on Ready, summer time, summer time,
goat you know, yeah, hey, no job for my zumma.
Time finally happened.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
Okay, what it finally happened? I started sensing him a
couple of weeks ago, Billy, when you know, I said,
let's just go get some coffee. He doesn't need us.
It appears he doesn't longer even needs the audience.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
Is that when you were saying, your idiot since was stabling?
Speaker 4 (00:55):
All right already, let's actually have this brand new John
O'billy play house, right, go I on ZiT dare. Maybe
we got speed, we got those microphone There.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
Is Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode
the Execution. As our story opens, the three members of
the notorious Piney Mountain Gang have just walked the last
mile at Brushywood State Prison.
Speaker 4 (01:22):
Good evening, gentlemen.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
The three of you have been sent us to death
for the crime of murder in the first degree. I'm
required by law to offer you a choice of three
methods of execution in the state. Somebody get that door,
thank you, lethal injection, the electric chair are hanging. Mister Bussey,
which do you choose?
Speaker 4 (01:40):
Well, Warden, I can tell you right off.
Speaker 5 (01:43):
I don't want to lethan ejiction. I can't stand the
thought of nobody's sticking needles in me ever since I
was a kid. I got this thing about needles. They
give me the creaks.
Speaker 4 (01:51):
Then it's hanging or the electric chair.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
Yeah, I reckon, I'll take the chair very well, guards
strap him in. Mister Bussey, do you have any last words?
Speaker 5 (02:01):
Yeah, I just want to say I'm real sorry, sorry,
I got caught ed he is?
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Oh okay, well, very well, Henry Lee Bussy. The crime
is murder and the sentences death. May God ad mercy
on your soul. Mister executioner. Throw the switch?
Speaker 4 (02:18):
Oh dad, got it? You know what? Kind of hurt
a little bit? Hey, he's not dead.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
What happened appears to be a malfunction?
Speaker 6 (02:26):
Sir?
Speaker 4 (02:27):
What don't just stand there? Szap him again?
Speaker 3 (02:29):
Well, actually, ward and I can't do that?
Speaker 4 (02:31):
Why not?
Speaker 3 (02:31):
Well, according to section seven A of the State Penal Code,
if the electric chair fails when the switch is thrown,
the death sentence is null and void and the prisoner
has to be released. You're kidding me, right, no, sir,
that's what the code says right, Well, what idiot came
up with that? I couldn't say, sir, But according to
the law, we got to let him go.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Well now they just kicking his shorts. All right, bussy,
get out of here. But mark my words, one day.
Speaker 5 (02:57):
You'll get yours in your dreams as them out of here.
Speaker 4 (03:02):
Lee Harvey Hobson.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Your next do you choose lethal injection, the electric chair
or hanging?
Speaker 5 (03:08):
Pse?
Speaker 4 (03:08):
Please?
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Please do the voice well?
Speaker 7 (03:09):
Wardon, I kind of like O Henry Lee. I don't
like nobody sticking needles in me either. I always figured
hanging it hurt like the Dickens, So I reckon, I'll
take that electric chair too, all right?
Speaker 1 (03:22):
The chair it is guards strapping me in, mister executioner.
Speaker 4 (03:25):
Is that thing going to work this time?
Speaker 3 (03:27):
Yes, Sir Warden, she's a good as new.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
Mister Hobson. Do you have any last words? You don't
expect me to do everything, do you? I just want
to say I ain't a bit sorry for what I've done.
I'd do it all over again, lovey for us. You
won't get the chance, Lee Harvey Hobson. According to the
laws of the state, the crime is murder and the
sentence's death. May God have mercy on your soul. Mister executioner, ow.
Speaker 4 (03:55):
Hot liquor. I thought you said you fixed it.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
H I don't know what's wrong, Sir, should work all right?
Speaker 4 (04:01):
Guards let him go? Hey, Henry Lee way up? Looks
like the piney Mountain gags back in business. This says unbelievable. Okay,
who's left? Ricky B Sharp?
Speaker 8 (04:16):
Won't be.
Speaker 9 (04:22):
All right?
Speaker 4 (04:23):
Sharp? What it'll be? Legal ejection? Hanging over the electric chair? Ah, yes,
they're uh don't black needles neither? Uh had the electric
chairs broke? So I reckon, you're gonna have to hang me.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
We hope you've enjoyed John Boy and Billy playhouse.
Speaker 4 (04:44):
What's everybody laughing for?
Speaker 3 (04:47):
Tune in again. Next time we'll hear the crusty old
boss of cell blocked d say.
Speaker 4 (04:51):
Hey, big man, let me hold a dollar. Hey, wait
a minute, up up.
Speaker 5 (04:59):
You know I haven't made a movie in years. I
don't miss it. Hollywood is a toilet and they've run
out of paper. You want entertainment, do what I do.
Download the iHeart app and listen to John Boy and
Billy on the Big Show.
Speaker 4 (05:46):
Good morning, A big show is on the radio. All right,
you don't want to peak too early.
Speaker 5 (05:56):
Man.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Man, that was Bill Good and I found out I'm
worth more to Billy dead than live.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
Really, he's giving everybody a heart. I can't believe that.
Speaker 10 (06:11):
And everybody starts getting on him about it, about how
he works twenty four hours a week and stuff like that.
I said, y'all please, I have an insurance policy on him.
He's worth more to me dead than a light. And
I don't talk to him about that.
Speaker 4 (06:24):
Right. Well, about me?
Speaker 2 (06:26):
He was going to take a nap at some well
rough spot in town between here and the beach, just
to punish us. Yeap, sometime I kill me and I
ain't taking my gun.
Speaker 11 (06:35):
And I said you better not stop and sleep on
side of road.
Speaker 4 (06:38):
Y'all don't care.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
I said, yes we do, and Randy said, well I don't.
Speaker 3 (06:47):
And it got ugly from there.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
Man, Yeah, I'm more word Billy didn't live, and look,
he don't treat me like that.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
He said, how about that? For just a second, my
head at flashing him. Popular Morning DJ killed in assault.
Producer said he had it come in.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
One of those wild West things he needed killing.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
Partner said great, I'm rich, so you are right, we don't care.
Speaker 4 (07:15):
Yeah right, good now we got that out. Say, don't
you feel better? I did?
Speaker 1 (07:22):
Good morning. A big show is on the radio. It
is kern Evin's Quiz time. This easiest way for you
to join the winters. Now count and beat the baby dolls.
And I don't know, y'all. Girls seem pretty sharp this morning.
Speaker 4 (07:35):
We're going swimming later.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Johnny's gonna wear a speedo.
Speaker 3 (07:40):
Yeah, that is disgusting.
Speaker 8 (07:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
While we try to get that disturbing.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
Visual from our minds, we'll take a break. That's one
eight hundred big show. You told free line across America.
You take c you will win next.
Speaker 4 (08:23):
Come on in to make Hollason already are you ready?
Speaker 3 (08:25):
Hurt?
Speaker 8 (08:26):
Okay?
Speaker 6 (08:28):
Come?
Speaker 8 (08:30):
Where is this time?
Speaker 12 (08:33):
Quez?
Speaker 6 (08:37):
Hello?
Speaker 4 (08:38):
Hello?
Speaker 1 (08:39):
Is this is this Ronald from Mayfield, Kentucky. We're good,
we're hooked up. How you doing, Ronald?
Speaker 12 (08:45):
Goodnight?
Speaker 4 (08:46):
Yeah, buddy, that's Ronald Keeling, Cake.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
Ronald Keeling. Alrighty, well, if you win, you spell it
again for Jackie.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
All right, okay, all right, Ronald, here we go.
Speaker 4 (08:57):
Listen to Billy.
Speaker 3 (08:58):
All right well, Ronald. The American Old Institute has just
released a list of the all time Greatest American Movie Romances.
Number one on the list Casablanca, which narrowly beat out
Gone with the Wind. Kerry Grant and Katherine Hepburn were
the top actors. Each had six films on the top list.
Other interesting results from the list a number one musical
(09:19):
West Side Story, be top animated love story, Disney's Beauty
and the Beast. See worst movie romance Ned Batty and
Bill McKinney in Deliverance nineteen seventy two.
Speaker 4 (09:34):
All of us good, but I don't have to take
Sea Baby here. Never gonna get.
Speaker 9 (09:42):
All right, Ron, we did get any first out through
that body.
Speaker 4 (09:47):
Goodness goes in North Carolina. Brize bag of ship to
you in Kentucky. All righty, oh.
Speaker 13 (09:56):
Good morning Dollar. It's your old granite clum. You know
the best way to start your day. I don't buy
that crap about a balanced breakfast. Listening to job boy
Billy on the Big Show is low in fact and
high in fun. And who the hell can't get behind
that Opatrick?
Speaker 4 (10:16):
If time for my spongebat.
Speaker 8 (10:19):
Whoa good morning?
Speaker 4 (10:53):
The Big Show is on the radio. Stupid quiz.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
Actually it's gonna be Dollywood Squares today with Kevin Meaneie
comedian Kevin.
Speaker 4 (11:00):
He will be live and please hang out with us.
Please please please, good morning, I got a big shaw
(11:30):
on the radio.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
Let's look for somebody to eagerly answer the phone over
at Red Hot Talent.
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the following. To book a client, Press one to request
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(11:56):
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are Osama Ben Affleck the anti American movie hert Drop.
Press three. If you are Jim and Bobby the the Hey,
I'm doing a new voicemail menus. What did Jimbo and
Bobby doing Bagley? Yes see, I can't thinking of the
name for it anyway. If you are jimb and Bobby,
(12:20):
Press four oay to hear a list of your current bookings.
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If you have experienced delays in receiving your most recent
talent fees, the reason is the guys still to you?
Odin says he's not paying us one red. According to
our records, your most recent talent fees will be paid
and approximately when hell phrase is over days.
Speaker 12 (12:52):
Press, Hello, Jimbo love you mean yeah? Hey man, I'm
glad you called really well no, but I figured you'd
take that better than old Lord. Not you too again, happening. Well,
I got a fact from the audience research people. They
just finished a bunch of Jimbo and Bobby focus groups
show where they get a bunch of people in the
in a room and talk about what the show. They
(13:14):
sent over some bullet point highlights of the meeting. Okay,
let's see here what we got. Oh, here's some what
do you like slash dislike about the Jimbo and Bobby show?
See stuff they like? Says here Mayberry Trivia, married Man,
Tim Wilson, Stoopie Quiz, the first two minutes of Fort Monday,
(13:35):
and anytime Jackie.
Speaker 4 (13:36):
Sing Jackie, I've told you you can say.
Speaker 12 (13:39):
Wait a minute, baby. There's also a few things here
that are not too crazy about.
Speaker 4 (13:43):
All right, Well, go ahead, we know how to take
the bad with the good around there.
Speaker 12 (13:45):
Okay, let's see here things about the show I'm not
so crazy about. Uh that thing where you try to
talk while you eat a Hearty's biscuits. That thing where
you try to talk while you need to play a
barbecue where you try to talk while you eat a
taffy apple. I remember that one. Any phone interview that
involves a world traveler talking to a confused, non English
(14:08):
speaking queresson uh, the last three hours and fifty eight
minutes of Fort Monday, and anytime rayfit scene. Yeah, you know,
all in all, I'd say that's not too bad. It
sounds like, with a little fine tuning, we've got a
hit on our hand.
Speaker 8 (14:23):
You think so.
Speaker 12 (14:24):
Well, No, but I thought you'd take that better than
good love. This is terrible. Tell us a babe, I'll
compile a complete report and get back to you. Well
took a lunch thing later, have your machine called my
machine and let me see you. What am I forgetting? Well?
Speaker 1 (14:36):
Those were usually serenade us with a little piece of
a famous love song.
Speaker 12 (14:40):
Oh yeah, yeah, hold on a second, Okay, I got it.
Whoa that smell? Can't you smell that smell? Whoa? Oh
that smell? The smell of death around you? I'm sorry baby,
I just heard that one on the way to work.
Get my love to Bobby. That's Billy him too in Jimbo.
What call me.
Speaker 8 (14:59):
Yeo on in Rednecks?
Speaker 4 (15:01):
This is your pompa diss of love.
Speaker 14 (15:03):
Ike Turner enjoying the hell out of my retirement, drinking
molten liquor, eating vienies. And when I get to Jones
in for a cracker to go with it, I tune
into John Boy and Billy on the Big Show. If
why I done lost my appetite for crackers. Good morning, everybody,
(15:54):
got a big show on the radio coming up. We're
gonna play Dollywood Squares with our special celebrity, Kevin Meanie.
Speaker 4 (16:00):
So it's Meanie Wood Square, Meaniewood Squares. Uh yeah, may
look forward that Kevin. How you doing, Buddy, I'm doing fine.
Thank you very much. Good to be back. It was
good to see you again. Last time we were talking
about you on the show.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
Of course, with the big news you assaulted a security
guard in the airport and take his weapon away from him.
Speaker 11 (16:19):
My mother said, what is.
Speaker 4 (16:20):
Wrong with you.
Speaker 8 (16:22):
Taking the guards men's gun?
Speaker 4 (16:25):
You're like a mental case. Why don't you get do
this to your father?
Speaker 3 (16:28):
And I now you know that's the way we pictured
it happened.
Speaker 11 (16:32):
Yeah, exactly, sure, No, it's torture. I was interviewed by
the FBI. I was, well, what is a real story
what happened? I was up in San Francisco doing a
benefit Friday and Saturday night. Sunday morning, we go to
the airport and I brought my wife and my little
daughter with me up there. And we get to the
airport and I bring my daughter through security. We both clear.
My wife goes through you know where you walk through
(16:53):
to see if you got anything on you, and it
goes off, because it always goes off with her. I
think she's got a metal plate in your head. So
they have to give for a secondary search. And she's
got her arms out and she's got this look on
her face. I said, I got to get this on tape. Now.
I'm twenty feet away from the security people. So I
start taping my daughter and then I moved the camera
up and I got her in the picture. And the
guardsman comes over and says, you got to turn that off.
(17:15):
It's against a lot of film here. I said, I'm
not filming, I'm just taping my daughter. I tried to
get out of it, you know, and I shut it
right off, and he goes, I want that. I want
to see that tape. It's got to be erased. I
want to see it. So he brings me up closer
to security and I rewind it and I show him
where it starts, and I say, okay, I'll erace it.
Start erasing it here. So I start erasing it, and
my wife is still being searched, and I can see her,
(17:36):
you know a little a little over there, and I
noticed that she pulls her blouse up over her bra
and I go, this isn't my My wife doesn't do this.
I mean she went to.
Speaker 3 (17:46):
The door some kind of secret signal to you.
Speaker 11 (17:48):
No, I mean she's not you know, a Hooters girl
or anything, you know. And so I kind of go, what's.
Speaker 8 (17:53):
Going on over there?
Speaker 4 (17:54):
What are you doing to my wife?
Speaker 9 (17:57):
Right?
Speaker 11 (17:57):
You know, kind of loud, And at that moment, my
little d takes off. She's two and a half. She's
not going towards my wife, but she's going towards the exit.
And I say to the National guardsman who's in front
of me, I said, listen, I have to get my daughter.
You're not going anywhere you're staying right here, I said,
I got to get her. Nope, you're staying right here.
So I go to the left, I go to the right,
and I try to get around him, but he won't
(18:17):
let me around him. He's throwing himself up against me.
He's got an M sixteen across his chest. And I
get around him and I grab my daughter and I
bring her back to where we were standing, and at
that point, he turns the weapon on both on me
and my daughter. Who and I go, you're crazy, get
that gun away from us, which is a mistake. You know,
when somebody is pointing a gun at you, you shouldn't call
(18:37):
him a lunatic or a mental case.
Speaker 4 (18:39):
You know. I realize that now, you know.
Speaker 11 (18:41):
So then I'm standing now with my daughter and my
wife and the National guardsman's talking to the airport personnel
and the police, and he says to all these people,
he tried to take my weapon.
Speaker 4 (18:54):
WHOA.
Speaker 11 (18:55):
And my wife looks at me like she married a nut.
You know, did you try to take Of course I
didn't try to take the weapon. So now the police
come over and they say you're under arrest, and they
handcuffed me and they bring me to jail and where
I met some great people I know who I still
keep in touch with. Fukie that was his name, and
(19:18):
I was, you know, a wreck in jail. First I
was in the airport jail, and then they moved me
to county. And so before I go to county jail,
the cop comes in to me, goes, Kevin, when you
get to jail, you're gonna have to be tough. You're
gonna give somebody looks at you in the eye, You're
gonna have to look right back at him. And you know, like, okay,
all right, you know, I'm a wreck. I was crying.
I was, I'm such a wuss.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
You know.
Speaker 11 (19:38):
And uh So now I'm in jail and and I'm
in there alone, and next thing, the door opens and
the sky comes in and I go, hey, how you're Dylan.
What's your name?
Speaker 4 (19:46):
My name's Fukie.
Speaker 11 (19:48):
Like, what are you in for?
Speaker 4 (19:49):
Fukie? They fell cocaine in my car.
Speaker 11 (19:52):
I said, those bastards.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
So, you know, so we keep in touch as a
as a has it gone to court yet.
Speaker 11 (20:02):
No, everything has been dropped. There was never a charge
with anything. But it costs me thousands of dollars to
get through it.
Speaker 4 (20:08):
But look at all the publicity stories and your new friends,
my new friend, Hey, FokI, Hi, Jonnny Patasha.
Speaker 1 (20:17):
Hang on, y'all, we're gonna play Dollywood Squares. What our celebrity?
Kevin meaning your last answer? Joined the winners coming up
in minutes. Good morning, got a big show on the radio.
Hang on, y'all, We're gonna play Dollywood Squares. What our celebrity?
Kevin Meana your last answer? Joined the winners calling nine
plays with us and Kevin. Next morning, the big show
(20:58):
is on the radio, and it is high Dollywood Squares
game today. One contestant caller number nine. The contestant is
Heath from Harold, Kentucky.
Speaker 3 (21:08):
Hello, or could it be Harold from Heath, Kentucky.
Speaker 4 (21:12):
How you doing, Heath?
Speaker 9 (21:13):
I'm good, pretty good, good, buddy good.
Speaker 1 (21:15):
All right, Kevin meaning our special celebrity. We will ask
him the questions. You agree or disagree? Heath, get three
bells for three buzzers and win.
Speaker 4 (21:21):
Okay, right, Kevin?
Speaker 1 (21:24):
What are belly sinkers, door knobs and burrel cakes?
Speaker 2 (21:29):
Mm hmm?
Speaker 11 (21:30):
Remember from up north, I'm too familiar with this anguish
down here.
Speaker 2 (21:35):
Burrel cakes one of the guys you met.
Speaker 1 (21:40):
Well, belly sinkers, door knobs, and burrel cakes.
Speaker 11 (21:44):
Well, I would say they are I would say they're
plumbing supplies.
Speaker 4 (21:49):
Plumbing supplies. Heath agree or disagree?
Speaker 6 (21:53):
I disagree?
Speaker 4 (21:53):
Disagree? Well, that's the right thing to do. They are
kinds of donuts.
Speaker 11 (21:58):
I did not know that. I thought they were plumbing supplies.
Speaker 4 (22:03):
All right.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
Here's one which came first, the can or the can opener?
Speaker 11 (22:09):
Well, I would have to say the uh, the can,
the can? Yeah, all right, okay, Heath, agree or disagree?
Speaker 14 (22:18):
Why don't we agree on that one.
Speaker 2 (22:20):
You're agreeing on that one.
Speaker 4 (22:20):
That's the thing to do. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (22:22):
The can came along in eighteen eleven. The opener was
invented in eighteen fifty five.
Speaker 3 (22:27):
Look, fellers, these things are piling up. We need to
do something.
Speaker 4 (22:31):
What's that all about?
Speaker 3 (22:33):
Gee?
Speaker 4 (22:33):
Yeah, well.
Speaker 11 (22:35):
Alright I think they still sell those cans.
Speaker 9 (22:39):
Really?
Speaker 4 (22:39):
All right? Hate you up to Buddy Kevin.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
According to an old wives tale, if your dog is
eating grass, what does it mean?
Speaker 11 (22:48):
I would say, your dog has a stomach ache. Dog
has a sick stomach ache. Your dog is sick? Heath
agree or disagree?
Speaker 5 (22:56):
Disagree?
Speaker 4 (22:57):
Whoa what?
Speaker 15 (22:58):
Now?
Speaker 7 (23:00):
What?
Speaker 4 (23:00):
Yes, it means. It means it's gonna rain.
Speaker 11 (23:04):
If I have a cat, So my cat, you know,
has a stock problem.
Speaker 2 (23:08):
That makes sense. You're a cat person.
Speaker 1 (23:11):
Yes, hey, hey, congratulations buddy, Kevin wanted for you.
Speaker 4 (23:16):
Man, you did a good job. You got the big
old prize package.
Speaker 1 (23:19):
All right, all right, all right, Buddy will get that
to you and Harold Kentucky hold on, Jackie will get
your information, all right, buddy, all right, okay.
Speaker 4 (23:26):
Thank you for playing Kevin. Thank you so much for
Johnnie since morning.
Speaker 3 (23:31):
We're gonna let you go before you and Randy actually
start a fistfight.
Speaker 4 (23:34):
I'm trying to made him into it. I want some hitline, Kevin.
Speaker 1 (23:41):
Good work, buddy, kanky family for us, and we hope
to see you again soon.
Speaker 11 (23:45):
Man, you got it there.
Speaker 1 (23:46):
Let's keep it on this big show radio station with
Kevin's coming to your city.
Speaker 4 (23:49):
All right, all right, let's celebrate Randy's Gerbil chipmunks. I'm sorry,
that's a story a little problem with double down. Ple
explain that to you later. God, good morning is a
big show on the radio.
Speaker 1 (24:06):
John Bobbill, That pill is Randy Jackie micey mice teeter
touch al right, Well, go through the stack, get a
request a bit of the morning, because that's what it's
time for. If you have one you'd like to hear,
the Big Show. Dot com is the easy way for
you to register your request.
Speaker 4 (24:19):
We'll do that.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
Next Good Morning A Big Show is on the radio
(24:49):
Friday morning. Moving to him, Well, can you believe it
was one year ago where Randy had his gerbil problem?
Speaker 4 (24:57):
It's not my whole time. It was a chipmunk unless.
Speaker 3 (25:02):
We're talking about a different anniversary that I wouldn't pretty yet.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
No, I don't need now, that's right, little chipmunks got
in your house. I remember it was Good Morning, Big
Shows on the radio, and the words in Randy.
Speaker 4 (25:22):
Do you have to get Raby shots or not?
Speaker 9 (25:25):
No?
Speaker 2 (25:25):
Doctor Walthall, who will trust? He said, if my injury
had been any less, it would have been a thought.
Oh man, I told you not to worry about it.
Speaker 5 (25:34):
David.
Speaker 4 (25:35):
I wouldn't want you think I wanted you crazy.
Speaker 1 (25:39):
Well, I'm glad the little chipmunk didn't have to die,
because it turns out what a talented chipmunky is.
Speaker 4 (25:45):
And love Sling Blade one of my favorite.
Speaker 16 (25:47):
Movies I studied on Biting You stud It quite a bit.
Speaker 3 (25:53):
So what you got good to eat in there?
Speaker 2 (25:56):
Well, sir, we've we've we've got nuts and berries, twigs.
Did you want me to go to the whole menu
recking what you like to eat?
Speaker 5 (26:06):
Well?
Speaker 2 (26:06):
The the twigs are pretty good French fried twiggs, Yes, sir, firm. Well,
the the small order is fifty five and the large
order is a dollar.
Speaker 16 (26:19):
We cannot hand me some of the beacons.
Speaker 4 (26:24):
Go call alone, I playing contry.
Speaker 1 (26:27):
J D.
Speaker 16 (26:27):
Shell nutt. I stand only here but nine four three
and then that that kind of off center like in portrait.
Speaker 4 (26:45):
You know, I think we need to practice. We need
to We.
Speaker 16 (26:48):
Don't need to practice. Range y'all just a bunch of loser.
I'm known to saying. Somebody here.
Speaker 2 (26:59):
Meticense, amulets and a.
Speaker 4 (27:00):
Hurst ready hate you?
Speaker 16 (27:05):
I aint you doing your something?
Speaker 8 (27:06):
Meat?
Speaker 16 (27:07):
No, don't I love you? Mama?
Speaker 3 (27:12):
Thank you?
Speaker 4 (27:13):
You crazed to chipmunk.
Speaker 3 (27:17):
If I don't shut up, I'm gonna go out of
my mouth.
Speaker 4 (27:25):
Oh man, all right?
Speaker 1 (27:28):
Ah?
Speaker 10 (27:29):
How old are we in human years? Are in chipmunk years?
Speaker 4 (27:55):
Good morning? Got a big shoulder radio?
Speaker 1 (27:58):
Uh, let's see what the listeners are thinking here from
the Big Show dot Com on our email from Sandra Couch.
I listened to your show every morning on my way
to work and enjoy very much. I noticed on July
ninth you were talking about Cajun's and you mentioned Jolie
Blond and wondered if you had ever read anything by
James Lee Burke. His new book is titled Jolie Blond's
(28:20):
Bounce and features Cajun detective Dave Robo show. The series
features a lot about Cajun culture, and just thought you
and your listeners might enjoy reading them.
Speaker 3 (28:30):
All right, if he could read, he'd be ready there
with you.
Speaker 15 (28:35):
Bradshaw read it to you right before naptime. Randy, we
know exactly where Ogalala is. My husband's mother is originally
from there. They oh, no, that's another joke. They have
tons of relatives still there. We went to a family
reunion at Lake McConaughey a couple of years.
Speaker 2 (28:55):
Ago, Ola, Nebraska. The only thing there was cow and
nothing else. There was a convenience store that's on their
license plates. I had to spend almost a week there
doing some schooling, and we were in a hotel. It
was a holiday inn that had no restaurant, no bar.
Next door was a convenience store so we could go
(29:16):
over there. They had a sign up that said car rental,
and they got, oh, all right, we'll rent a car.
A couple of us get in. We'll go see what's
not here?
Speaker 12 (29:23):
Right.
Speaker 2 (29:24):
I went in and asked. I said, sign says you
have car rental and he says, yeah, my brother in
law's got it.
Speaker 4 (29:31):
You got one car.
Speaker 3 (29:32):
That's what. Don't say cars.
Speaker 4 (29:36):
Dear John Boyn Billy.
Speaker 1 (29:37):
I wanted to write and tell you how much I
enjoyed your game of name the TV theme song. Yes,
I tried to call in all the time, but I
could never get through. I was much better at guessing
the theme songs the some people that did make it through.
If I do say so myself, maybe if you decide
to do the game again, you should have them passive
tests to make sure they know at least some TV themes.
I want to pass along my support and tell y'all
(29:58):
I think your show was fantastic.
Speaker 2 (30:00):
Heather, Well, let's get Heather's phone number. We'll call. I'll
let her play after the show.
Speaker 3 (30:05):
I'm telling you people love that game.
Speaker 4 (30:07):
But they do, we might ort to think about bringing
them back. I know I love it.
Speaker 3 (30:12):
I do too. We could use all the same ones
because they kept missing the same ones.
Speaker 2 (30:16):
It was so painful not for us.
Speaker 4 (30:19):
Randy one, John Mobilly.
Speaker 1 (30:21):
I'm an air traffic control specialist out of Fort caml, Kentucky.
I've been gone since January and I'm due to come
home soon. I was wondering how do I get updated
on the adventures of Married Man. I don't want to
get back and be totally lost by the storyline. I'm
sure a lot has happened while I was gone. I
know this sounds stupid, but I do enjoy mindless entertainment. Hell,
you came to the right place. I was also wondering
(30:41):
if you guys ever considered about getting with the USO
and do a broadcast from over here. I'm sure the
troops over here will enjoy having you. I'm looking forward
to getting back to the States. Listen to your show,
Craig upchurch.
Speaker 3 (30:52):
Ps bring back name that TV theme?
Speaker 1 (30:54):
So, uh, let me say from Kenny, I hope y'all
don't think I'm an idiot, but my wife Brenda, and
I recently visited Charlotte for a couple of days.
Speaker 2 (31:03):
Oh boy, the one I told you don't read this
actually it was this past week. That's enough.
Speaker 4 (31:10):
Brenda is one of those Pewter geeks, as we call him,
gik Sport.
Speaker 3 (31:14):
Is that ey telling a brass monkey?
Speaker 2 (31:18):
Just say just say this. The guy wondered if if
he did something wrong and should he have done it?
And did he creep us out?
Speaker 4 (31:23):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (31:24):
Yes, yes, and yes?
Speaker 3 (31:26):
Is this the guy sitting that said we look a
lot different through a rifle?
Speaker 10 (31:29):
Okay, pound, but bring back name that TV theme song
and nobody gets hurt.
Speaker 3 (31:46):
If we could think, we'd be right in there with you.
Speaker 4 (31:48):
Was I finished?
Speaker 5 (31:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (31:49):
Okay, fine, I'm all bith box.
Speaker 3 (31:54):
Is here all your favorite four decades of The Good
Show ninety nine since he was fifteen for ninety nine
by him once play them anywhere. You can shop the
probots online right now at the Big Show dot com
or a Big Show Stuff by phone. The number is
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