July 15, 2024 • 35 mins
Monday (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, we honor Bill Silvers all morning with his Top 10 salutes to our Commander in Chief.. - Lipless has some Summertime Jokes.. - Alan Swann makes a cameo appearance.. - We fill a request for a commentary from Robert D. Raiford entitled Arthur Turdmore.. - and we’ll wrap up with a listener letter to Ike Turner..
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Speaker 1 (00:20):
Good morning.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
It's a big showing a radio run into your Monday.
Jult of fifteenth hitting the summertime months.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
For sure, there's time, but there's bonus.
Speaker 4 (00:32):
Top ten Lisz Bonus Bonus got the top ten list
for you.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
There you go, the top ten summer camps.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
You should not have sent your kid to.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Number ten.
Speaker 4 (00:47):
Tommy Leees Camp, Kick a Chicky, Lorraine of Bobbits Camp,
cut a we weed, I'morry, Tanya Heartings camp, whackony Me
number seven, Kin of Stars cap, catch a Crookie.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
Number six, Lewis Parra cons camp. Kill a Whitey Number five. O. J.
Speaker 4 (01:11):
Simpsons Camp, Kill a Chick Number four, Michael Jackson's camp,
Wanna be Whitey.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Number three, President Clinton's Camp, Get a hooocie.
Speaker 4 (01:22):
Number two, hell a degenerous camp a lick acoucie.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
Oh he wrote.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
This man Jackie and the number one camp. Should not
have sent your kid to. Monica Lewitz's camp, sent a Pepe.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Good morning, got the big show on the radio. Back
to Bill Silver's Monday. Here is just a seglement day
about the prize package that you can win if you
can beat the blonde. How about a mount olive Pickles.
Prize pig includes a cool mount olive hat, T shirt
and a three pick of pickle. Juicers is a number
one pickle brand in the US, making great product since
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nineteen twenty six. At a corner of cucumber and vine,
we go to the Big Show dot Com. Click on
the mount, all the pickles, banning good more info, hang
on within it all right here, hord, here go Bill
take it.
Speaker 5 (02:15):
Greetings all it's Bill Silvers. You're welcome. And when Bill
Silvers is here, chances are there's a big fat bullseye
on the confuser in chief, Old Bozo Joe Biden. But
let's be fair, that's not the best presidential nickname. I mean,
throughout history, presidents have been given monikers that reflected their legacy.
Lincoln was Honest Abe and the Great Emancipator. Andrew Jackson
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was Old Hickory. Ronald Reagan the great Communicator. Bill Clinton
was slick Willie. Of course, Hillary had a lot of
other names for him, but not radio Friendrick. But it's
the only right that Joe Biden's legacy is reflected in
his historical moniker. I certainly think so so. From the
Home Office in the stockroom, at Happy Hunter's Crackpipe Imporium
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and Topless Underage Laptop Repair. The top ten presidential nicknames
for Joe Biden. Number ten El Nada Bordero that means
no border for Slotating number nine, mister what the hell
did he say? Number eight Maximus stupidious, destroyer of economies
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and stiffer of children. Number seven the grown up kid
from Deliverance. Number six the Scranton Creeper. Number five Pecker
from Delaware. I'll let the room settle down before she did.
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Number four Sir gropes a lot. Number three Pinocchi Joe
number two Obama's bias, and the number one presidential nickname
for Joe Biden Old Dumbassy.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
I love you, I Love you.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Come on, y'all, let's play Beat the Blonde for the
Big Old mount Olive Pickles Prize Package one eight hundred
Big Show.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
You told free Line. We'll get a contestant and play next.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Good Morning, It's a big shame radio roller to your
Monday morning. Today's feature track for the Big Show John
Moore Billy Summertime Out and you gotta have a IX sight.
They got one entitled There's Plenty of big Fish in
the pool Sir's for key words big fish at the
big box dot com and he hit the big show
dot com.
Speaker 5 (05:13):
He right out.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
It's time to play beat the bloom. Let's meet I contestant.
We got James from Rockford, Tennessee. Good morning, James, Good morning.
Speaker 5 (05:27):
I don't mistake me for one of these volunteers.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
I'm I'm from losim Oh.
Speaker 5 (05:34):
I got you.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
How about them tigers and the lsu huh.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
Every time go tiger?
Speaker 3 (05:42):
That's up man, we've been doing that. We had one
of the shack An fam Tennessee. We just had Dogsville, right.
So anyway, here's James on Rockford Talk, Good old Rothford Talk. James.
You know what we're gonna do.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
We're gonna ask Tatter some questions. You agree or disagree,
whether you think she's right or wrong. Two bails for
two buzzers, and you got a big old man out
of pickles prize pack.
Speaker 5 (06:05):
Good deal.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
Let's do it then, Tayler, You, of course you're familiar
with the great writer George Bernard Shaw.
Speaker 5 (06:13):
Who is it?
Speaker 2 (06:14):
He once wrote, It's such a wonderful thing, What a
crime to waste it on children? What is it? Us?
Speaker 6 (06:23):
Spanking?
Speaker 7 (06:30):
Do you have another.
Speaker 6 (06:34):
What's wasted on children? Their youth?
Speaker 2 (06:37):
Youth a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it
on children? Taylor says, James said, youth, agree or disagreement?
Speaker 3 (06:43):
I do agree with that, no, James George. George said
that James agreeing.
Speaker 6 (06:49):
Jamshaw was not as popular.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
And how was any to do? Yes, youth, he was witty.
Speaker 6 (07:00):
I'm feeling it, I'm feeling it.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
There would go one more bill, James will win. It
was Mark Twain Marcy who once observed that there are
very few of us that can stand another man's what.
Speaker 5 (07:16):
His beer breath?
Speaker 6 (07:20):
Close talker, back it up, fragging bragging Twains, So you
can't stand they're bragging.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
Another man's bragging. James agree or disagree?
Speaker 1 (07:35):
I'm going to disagree.
Speaker 3 (07:36):
And that is the name.
Speaker 5 (07:42):
Mark Twain.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
So Mark was talking.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
Mark Twain's right.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
Too much prosperity, Mark Twain's another man's prosperity. Yeah, we'll
get work. James got the prize pack, We'll get it
to you. Over and rock for buddy gratulations.
Speaker 3 (07:59):
Thank you, thank you. Why is the bottom of the
hour just cut you up on? You knew on the
other side.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
Yeah, we hadn't played that Monday Morning song, Robert arl Kine,
take care of that on the other side, good morning,
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that's a big sure on the radio, Ronna do your
Monday July fifteen, Robert Earl Keane without Monday Morning salt
y'all driving out on the roads this morning.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
Night cluck, you got some smart that's done by.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
Robert Earl Keane. Is being lying a.
Speaker 8 (09:10):
Bit your studio.
Speaker 9 (09:12):
Sometimes I don't know what I'm doing.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
Come on, Jack and get ready to say anybody.
Speaker 9 (09:19):
Sometimes on my days are filled with rin.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
E's.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
I traveled down left our bad things ain't going.
Speaker 9 (09:33):
Mind way because there's always someone swirming in my line.
You keep swimming in my line.
Speaker 10 (09:44):
And it's causing lots of thingnger, I'm a honking on
my horror.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
I'm shooting you the flame.
Speaker 10 (09:56):
Keep switching on my bride lines.
Speaker 7 (10:00):
But it's just too dem to.
Speaker 10 (10:03):
When you're swerving all lives pie way, you're running someone.
Speaker 3 (10:08):
Off the road.
Speaker 8 (10:12):
The day Joe Way, I thought I never.
Speaker 10 (10:18):
Never could love another, how else could I feed?
Speaker 1 (10:27):
But now and you run into me.
Speaker 3 (10:30):
I can't believe I could not.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
See your a'll tak up the ones at the waiting.
Speaker 10 (10:41):
You keep swarming in my life, just causing lots of banger.
Speaker 5 (10:49):
I'm a cussing out your name.
Speaker 3 (10:52):
I'm shooting you the fine.
Speaker 9 (10:56):
I keep switching on my bridinglights. What's your jest too?
Speaker 10 (11:01):
Damn when you're swerving all lives ah by, you're run
a Simon off the road.
Speaker 3 (11:18):
A big show, good Monday morning. Big Show is on
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the radio.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
From time to time we have the honor of being
visited by a true legend of the Silver Screen.
Speaker 3 (11:51):
Please join us in welcoming, Sir Alan Swat.
Speaker 5 (11:55):
I fought your lafe, doctor Pretorious. I've searched the world
for you. Hand over that immortality serum and I'll let
you leave, is me, John Boy, Dear God, a fate
worse than death, you poor bastard Treetorium. Those's why, as
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John Boy, you're on the Big Show. Oh so I
am Senor Boomberatelle. I was under the impression we were
going to the health facility.
Speaker 3 (12:27):
Health facility is everything, okay.
Speaker 5 (12:29):
Wright is rain my lad? You'll see I go to
a specialist in long life.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
Well must be working, you look great, man. Well what's
the secret to long life?
Speaker 3 (12:38):
Well?
Speaker 5 (12:38):
I discovered the secret years ago. The answer is surprisingly simple.
What is I lie about my age? No matter where
I've traveled, someone has always had a secret to long life.
When I was shooting hot lead in Amarillo, there was
an old woman who worked catering. She told me an
old cowboy actor told her the secret to long life
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was putting a pinch of gunpowder in her oatmeal every morning.
Speaker 3 (13:05):
Wow does that work well?
Speaker 5 (13:06):
She lived to be one hundred and three. She left
behind fourteen children, thirty grandchildren, forty five great grandchildren, twenty
five great great grandchildren, and a forty foot hole where
the crematorium used to be. Boom goes a dynamite. What
a way to go?
Speaker 3 (13:24):
Are?
Speaker 5 (13:24):
The secrets of longevity are elusive? To be sure, I
asked my grandmother well into a nineties what her secret
was to long life. She said, I'm just waiting until
I can afford the burial.
Speaker 3 (13:36):
You gotta have principles. Indeed, so what do you think
the secret is?
Speaker 5 (13:41):
Well, John boy, let's examine the facts.
Speaker 8 (13:43):
Sellary.
Speaker 5 (13:44):
German billionaire Klaus Albrecht used to play golf a lot.
He owned a private club because he loved it so much,
and played sometimes four times a day. Lived to ninety four.
He did American investor Krekorian also loved sports. He was
rated the top three tennis player in his age bracket.
He lived to ninety eight. Warren Buffett also enjoys sports
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all his life, including golf in his nineties. Now you'll
see the secret to a long life. Stay active. No,
my ball capped, young friend, be rich.
Speaker 3 (14:18):
Makes sense.
Speaker 5 (14:19):
Now if you'll allow me, I'll bid you a jewel
signor Boombchelly and I are off to the offices of
doctor Vinnie Boombots.
Speaker 3 (14:27):
Is he rich?
Speaker 5 (14:28):
No idea, but his nurse is hot and there's a
bar in the office.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
Ladies and gentlemen, Sir Alan Swan, the world's greatest doctor.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
Damn yo, my movie star. You more than everybody. You
got a big show on the radio, right, big show radio.
Speaker 5 (14:49):
Ah, let's take any news letter sports.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
This is Spanky from the Yellow Rose.
Speaker 11 (14:53):
You're listening to the greatest morning show and recorded history
of broadcast radio.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
Young boy and Billie big show. How big is it?
Bigger than my head? And that's big.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
There?
Speaker 1 (15:08):
Yees o, b I read it, not pay that tabby
a seat that beat.
Speaker 3 (15:17):
M H, good morning. It's a big shaw on the radio.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
Let on the.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
Final lower Man, we got another visit from Bill Silvers
on this Bill Silvers Monday. I've been trying to help
Biden since says somewhat dismal the paper performance.
Speaker 3 (16:06):
So he likes ice cream.
Speaker 2 (16:08):
We're gonna point that out with Bill here in minutes
and he lovable and then worthy word. I requested bit
of the morning feature track from the Big Show bit box.
Speaker 3 (16:19):
You can tell action pack dour Let's get to it.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
Big Show rolls on.
Speaker 3 (16:26):
Good Morning, got a Big show on the radio.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
Last prize pack we play for today one hundred and
twenty dollars worth of bull Snot cleaning products made in
the USA. Truck drivers keep America moving and bulls not
make sure they look good doing it. You can find
Bull's Not a truck stops across America. You can click
at banner when you hit the Big Show dot Com
and just hang on. You might win you some in
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minutes one more times turn it over to Bill.
Speaker 5 (16:52):
Greetings and salivations, members of the Great Unwashed and fly
of the country. It's your sympathetic buddy. Bill Silver's with
another verbal slap and the kisser to our commander and depends.
That's right, you guessed it's slow Joe Biden. He's still
wearing a mask on the campaign trail. It's not because
he's a germophobe. It just hides the duct tape Obama
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put over his mouth too soon. But he's not all bad. Okay,
I can't sell that, But at least he does like
ice cream, and he eats a.
Speaker 2 (17:25):
Lot of it.
Speaker 5 (17:26):
And why shouldn't he. It's not like he's gonna get
brain freeze. Now, you may not be able to afford
ice cream with this inflation, but he can. After all,
it's your money, am I right? This guy knows what
I'm talking about. So, in an effort to give an
adaboy to dunce master flex from the home office somewhere
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behind the dumpster in dunder Mifflin, Scranton, Pennsylvania, here are
the top ten ice creams named for Joe Biden.
Speaker 1 (17:54):
Number ten Mumble Stumble Fumble.
Speaker 5 (17:58):
Cookie Crumble number nine. G your kid's hair smells like
Cuti Fruity number eight, skid Mark fudge. Oh we're all
thinking it. Shut up, shut up. Blondie number seven, plagiarizing
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passion fruits number six. My second wife was our babysitter's
wedding cake. Number five Hunters, white Powder and called Girl Party,
Vanilla number four, Hot Buttered, Fourth Grader number three, Garage
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full of classified documents, Truffle Shuffle number two, Rocky Road
to World War Three and the number one ice cream
named for Joe Biden. Disappointment that legos they stacked one
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on top.
Speaker 6 (19:06):
Of the other.
Speaker 2 (19:12):
This worthy word time one eight hundred Big Show you
told free line.
Speaker 3 (19:16):
We'll get a couple of contestants and play next.
Speaker 1 (19:43):
Good morning.
Speaker 3 (19:44):
This is Big Show on the radio for your Monday morning.
Speaker 2 (19:47):
Featured track from the Big Show bid Box brought you
by Nickel Store in rock Hill, South Carolina. Your summertime
outdoor headquarters. Loaded up on fishing gear for on the
fourth class. Oh anyway, yeah, oh yeah, excite. There's plenty
of big fish in the pool, which comes in handy
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with all these fishing gear.
Speaker 3 (20:12):
Thick on the keywords big fish.
Speaker 5 (20:16):
Sounds like you're angling for some free fishing years right down.
Speaker 3 (20:21):
Let's buy.
Speaker 5 (20:21):
I had everybody's head about the bed.
Speaker 2 (20:24):
The wordy word of the worthy word. Lets meet the contestants.
We got Kenny from Ellaville, Georgia. Good morning, Kenny, morning buddy.
Speaker 3 (20:34):
Hey. We got Anthony from Chaddanooga, Tennessee. Good morning, Anthony Man,
Good morning, Good morning Hart boys.
Speaker 2 (20:42):
Welcome Anthony is Kenny down Georgia, Kenny, Anthony over in
Tennessee student conference listeners, going at it. I'm ready Anthony,
your own team, Tater, Kenny. You're on the John boys side.
Let's see we can do boys. Good luck to both
of you. Anthony, you relax me and Kenny for to you.
Speaker 3 (21:08):
Don't with words there?
Speaker 2 (21:09):
All right, Kenny, are you ready? I'm all right starting
to clock now. If you don't live in the country,
you live in the big.
Speaker 7 (21:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (21:19):
Uh huh. Oh, it's your birthday.
Speaker 1 (21:21):
Let's have a party.
Speaker 3 (21:23):
Yeah, uh huh.
Speaker 2 (21:24):
If you don't win, you yeah, rhymes with it. This
is what dogs do. On these you put in your
mouth and what or you can do it too. You
have to do this with food.
Speaker 3 (21:38):
Before you swallow. Yeah, all right? You wearing these on
your feet?
Speaker 2 (21:45):
That a boy?
Speaker 3 (21:47):
All ride five on the board.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
Kenny, just go back choose Yeah, come okay, all right,
all right, Anthony, you and Tater for your round one
to see what y'all can do?
Speaker 3 (22:00):
Ready after that? Ready, all right, I'm ready.
Speaker 2 (22:04):
And go.
Speaker 6 (22:05):
You might go on on one of these on a
big ship cruise, Yes, rise of it? You pay your
h o A what.
Speaker 3 (22:15):
Dude?
Speaker 6 (22:15):
Yes, sir, rise with it. You like this on a firecracker? Yes, sir,
you punched me. Now I'm gonna get a what.
Speaker 5 (22:27):
Bruise?
Speaker 10 (22:28):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (22:29):
You lead?
Speaker 2 (22:30):
I will do this.
Speaker 6 (22:31):
We're not rhyming, you lead? Oh, yes, don't blink.
Speaker 2 (22:37):
Huh, all right, we'll good work all You put a
five on the board as well, so it is tied
up five to five going in around two.
Speaker 6 (22:45):
You can use that clue.
Speaker 3 (22:46):
I just guessed than So, Kenny, let's see what we
can do for round two.
Speaker 2 (22:52):
You ready, I'm ready?
Speaker 3 (22:55):
Start the clock.
Speaker 7 (22:56):
Now.
Speaker 2 (22:56):
You got money, don't save it blanket? Yes, uh huh,
don't sell do this with your money? Right, yes, uh huh. Oh.
Speaker 3 (23:08):
Sometimes your memory is hard. It's hard to what I
can't I can't remember? Yes, yes, uh huh. If you
don't live, you will.
Speaker 1 (23:20):
Yes, uh huh.
Speaker 3 (23:21):
I hurt myself with my knife. I blanked myself. No
noother word.
Speaker 1 (23:28):
Yeah, A boy?
Speaker 3 (23:30):
Can he put another five on the five? A ten score?
Speaker 5 (23:34):
Can he?
Speaker 3 (23:34):
Chill?
Speaker 5 (23:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (23:37):
Andertainer are doing all right? Five will force over time,
six will win it?
Speaker 5 (23:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (23:44):
Right, come on, Anthony Taytor is ready. I can tell
the those eyes all right, brand new word.
Speaker 6 (23:53):
And go your dating status. You are blank. You don't
have anybody.
Speaker 1 (23:58):
You are.
Speaker 3 (24:00):
Just one.
Speaker 5 (24:01):
Yes.
Speaker 6 (24:01):
The opposite of light like in pounds something that the
opposite of light. It's real? What like an elephant is real?
Speaker 5 (24:11):
Heavy? Yes?
Speaker 10 (24:12):
Uh? Uh?
Speaker 6 (24:13):
This color h blank white and blue.
Speaker 5 (24:18):
Red. Yeah.
Speaker 7 (24:19):
Uh.
Speaker 6 (24:20):
She's a female, she's a grown adult, she's a what.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
Woman? Four on the board came up one short, Kenny
when Georgia Winston and I.
Speaker 3 (24:39):
I lost two dollars.
Speaker 2 (24:42):
Anthony and Chattanoogy you can play again anytime, Buddy.
Speaker 3 (24:45):
Well, I fruciate you playing mate. Sorry, Anthony, all right,
thank you, and I get a shout out real quick. Yes,
please do.
Speaker 5 (24:53):
Well.
Speaker 3 (24:54):
First time call her, first time player.
Speaker 8 (24:56):
I've been listening to you guys every day for the
last twenty years.
Speaker 4 (25:01):
I love you guys.
Speaker 2 (25:02):
Awesome, Matthy Well, thank you, buddy. Glady made it in here,
man Jackie. Need to give Athey another chance. He's a
good player.
Speaker 3 (25:10):
Just happened to be here because of another Alright, Anthy,
do you have a great day there, buddy?
Speaker 2 (25:13):
All right, thank you hard Man and Kenny down Ellaville.
You get the bull snot cleaning products for you win.
Speaker 3 (25:21):
Oh right, good work, buddy, hang on with jacket. He's good.
Good morning. Got the big show on the radio.
Speaker 2 (25:29):
FI bit request right now, Jamie Phelps out of Tupelo, Mississippi.
Speaker 3 (25:35):
Jamie says, guys.
Speaker 2 (25:36):
I'd really liked to hear Raver Drave about our third
third more that there is a fave there, Jamie.
Speaker 3 (25:42):
We'll get it for you coming up next.
Speaker 2 (26:08):
Good morning, Big shows on the radio. Something you'd like
to hear. We do take requests about this time Monday
through Friday. Jamie Phelps out of two below, Mississippi. That's Rayford.
Speaker 7 (26:21):
Request Rayfort again with some gems from the weird. I
got laughing at something in this story here that I'd
missed the guy's name. Oh boy, it floats sometimes, you know.
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A week before last we told you about record holding
water treader Moon Huffstetler swimming fifty five miles on the
Catawba River to help commemorate my fifty five years prodcasting
and practicing for his next big swim all the way
down the Mississippi River. Well, here's a man who plans
to swim the New York City sewer system dateline Weekly
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World News, New York City. A courageous garbage man is
demanding his right to swim the length of the city's
sewer system from one end to the other, just to
prove that the wastewater festering onto the city streets is
nowhere near as toxic as it's cracked up to be.
The man, Arthur Turdmore told the Weekly World News office,
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whining about pollution makes me sick.
Speaker 8 (27:39):
It's Turdmore says.
Speaker 7 (27:49):
He says, I'm going to swim the sewer to show
the world and a man as healthy as he makes
up his mind to be.
Speaker 8 (27:58):
Mister Turdmore, he says he's learned that.
Speaker 7 (28:14):
It may be easier to dog paddle through the store
than to negotiate big apple bureaucracy. They got me loaded
up with paperwork, running from one office to another for permits,
like I was some kind of hamster in a maze.
There would be Marathon's swimmer would also like to obtain
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some financial sponsors. Says it's been difficult to attract attention
from the press, who says that mister turdboy, I'm being
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at Robert D. Rayford and swimming against the stream under
John boyn.
Speaker 8 (29:04):
Belly show.
Speaker 3 (29:06):
In Betty's space flight.
Speaker 4 (29:08):
Said Richmond, all right, well, listen, May when I tell
you that when you thought Snapple couldn't possibly come up
with any more flavors, they've come up with a great one.
Speaker 3 (29:15):
It's Dapple Stott and you be raped. No that one
they're still working on.
Speaker 2 (29:46):
Oh why it had to be in this last bumper
ben on the on the morning Monday, because you know
I gotta nail it.
Speaker 3 (29:53):
I want to just stow into Axide and feature tracking pigs.
You've been by, no be done eighteen more seconds before.
That's what we do.
Speaker 2 (30:09):
The axe of the bed box keywords big fish, all right,
good working, all right in to this ripping up that
right day.
Speaker 8 (30:18):
We love you?
Speaker 3 (30:18):
Wa made it all right? Mary?
Speaker 2 (30:20):
Ready?
Speaker 5 (30:23):
Now it's time to axeit, yo, what's up? Welcome to Axit, Patrick,
You know that best git you eating?
Speaker 1 (30:33):
They are left over.
Speaker 11 (30:34):
From before Christmas? Okay to that you're riding in the
damn trunk on the way home. Welcome to Axite, the
place to go for all the f one one you
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dig this mster turner, white guy alerting seeing how you
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know how to land quality women. I need to appeal
to your expertise. I'm a forty three year old divorced
white male. Told you, divorced white male of Southern origin.
It seems the only women I am attracting lately either
three hundred pounds or have a half dozen.
Speaker 1 (31:15):
Kids or both. What can I do to improve on
the type of.
Speaker 11 (31:18):
Women who want to get busy with this above average honky,
Signed Desperate in the Deep South. Dear Desperate, First off,
what the hell is wrong with a big girl? They
need love too, although you might come out of it
a bit black and blue. But those rugrats running around
might be a deal breaker, because that's why they don't
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get too many takers, because it's hard for a bro
to getting the mood with a bunch of damn kids
being noisy and rude.
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But don't worry, Desperate, there's hope on.
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A horizon because you're looking for answers with the ultimate wisen.
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Stretch.
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For that, damn I'll have to work that hard the
rest of the damn year.
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See that tain't no secret to reeling in top shelf skankercouters.
Speaker 1 (32:08):
Getting women ain't no different than fishing, brother, It's all
about the bait. Baby, the proper of presentation.
Speaker 5 (32:16):
My guess is you out there trolling using your average
everyday worm food, big sexy catfish.
Speaker 1 (32:24):
Don't want no damn anybody worm me. What's up with that?
Speaker 2 (32:28):
Man?
Speaker 5 (32:29):
They will pass that sorry mess by you dig They
want something special, brother, So being real is the last
thing you want to do. You gots to draw them
in with some a wild, colorful fake bait. The secret
to fishing and getting women is the same thing, lion.
Speaker 1 (32:49):
Let me preach on it. Now.
Speaker 11 (32:52):
Spend some time watching successful fishermen. They know that angling
is all about dangling baby, working that purple rubber frog
so it looks better than the real thing. You only
gonna pull them funky lunkers in the boat by lying
to them.
Speaker 1 (33:08):
About what's on the menu. Same is true for the
successful playboy. He knows how to work that purple rubber frog.
Speaker 2 (33:16):
Man.
Speaker 1 (33:17):
His life is built around one pure bs.
Speaker 11 (33:21):
But the difference between him and you is he's out
there talking smack lines and getting sack time, and what
is you doing taking the heifer and her calves to
the golden trough for dinner?
Speaker 1 (33:35):
So man learned to dress like a player.
Speaker 11 (33:38):
Unbutton that shirt down far enough to show off that chest,
but not far enough to show off that beer gut.
Put pictures of yourself on the Facebook leaning against the jaguar,
but don't let the owner catch you and whip your ass.
Flash them a bank roll fifty one's with one hundred
dollar bill on top. And unless you the president of
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a bank or one of them what you call dot
COMI millionaires, don't tell them what you really do for
a living. See it's bait claiah like the man say,
cook a brother of fish and he'll eat for a day.
Teach your brother to pick up skeezers and he'll have
someone to cook the damn fish foret. So there you go, desperate,
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you now good to go cast out your love line
and reading a hole.
Speaker 5 (34:28):
And if you don't like them big, don't get all trippy.
Just pack up and move out of old Mississippi.
Speaker 11 (34:35):
Just remember one thing, it's an age old refrain, and
tuck it away in the back of your brain. Women
and fish are alike, and this fact never fails. When
both of them finally get caught, they stop shaking their tails,
just saying.
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Speaker 5 (02:15):
Greetings all it's Bill Silvers. You're welcome. And when Bill
Silvers is here, chances are there's a big fat bullseye
on the confuser in chief, Old Bozo Joe Biden. But
let's be fair, that's not the best presidential nickname. I mean,
throughout history, presidents have been given monikers that reflected their legacy.
Lincoln was Honest Abe and the Great Emancipator. Andrew Jackson
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was Old Hickory. Ronald Reagan the great Communicator. Bill Clinton
was slick Willie. Of course, Hillary had a lot of
other names for him, but not radio Friendrick. But it's
the only right that Joe Biden's legacy is reflected in
his historical moniker. I certainly think so so. From the
Home Office in the stockroom, at Happy Hunter's Crackpipe Imporium
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and Topless Underage Laptop Repair. The top ten presidential nicknames
for Joe Biden. Number ten El Nada Bordero that means
no border for Slotating number nine, mister what the hell
did he say? Number eight Maximus stupidious, destroyer of economies
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and stiffer of children. Number seven the grown up kid
from Deliverance. Number six the Scranton Creeper. Number five Pecker
from Delaware. I'll let the room settle down before she did.
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Number four Sir gropes a lot. Number three Pinocchi Joe
number two Obama's bias, and the number one presidential nickname
for Joe Biden Old Dumbassy.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
I love you, I Love you.
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Come on, y'all, let's play Beat the Blonde for the
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You told free Line. We'll get a contestant and play next.
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Good Morning, It's a big shame radio roller to your
Monday morning. Today's feature track for the Big Show John
Moore Billy Summertime Out and you gotta have a IX sight.
They got one entitled There's Plenty of big Fish in
the pool Sir's for key words big fish at the
big box dot com and he hit the big show
dot com.
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He right out.
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It's time to play beat the bloom. Let's meet I contestant.
We got James from Rockford, Tennessee. Good morning, James, Good morning.
Speaker 5 (05:27):
I don't mistake me for one of these volunteers.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
I'm I'm from losim Oh.
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I got you.
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How about them tigers and the lsu huh.
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Every time go tiger?
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That's up man, we've been doing that. We had one
of the shack An fam Tennessee. We just had Dogsville, right.
So anyway, here's James on Rockford Talk, Good old Rothford Talk. James.
You know what we're gonna do.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
We're gonna ask Tatter some questions. You agree or disagree,
whether you think she's right or wrong. Two bails for
two buzzers, and you got a big old man out
of pickles prize pack.
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Good deal.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
Let's do it then, Tayler, You, of course you're familiar
with the great writer George Bernard Shaw.
Speaker 5 (06:13):
Who is it?
Speaker 2 (06:14):
He once wrote, It's such a wonderful thing, What a
crime to waste it on children? What is it? Us?
Speaker 6 (06:23):
Spanking?
Speaker 7 (06:30):
Do you have another.
Speaker 6 (06:34):
What's wasted on children? Their youth?
Speaker 2 (06:37):
Youth a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it
on children? Taylor says, James said, youth, agree or disagreement?
Speaker 3 (06:43):
I do agree with that, no, James George. George said
that James agreeing.
Speaker 6 (06:49):
Jamshaw was not as popular.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
And how was any to do? Yes, youth, he was witty.
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I'm feeling it, I'm feeling it.
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There would go one more bill, James will win. It
was Mark Twain Marcy who once observed that there are
very few of us that can stand another man's what.
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His beer breath?
Speaker 6 (07:20):
Close talker, back it up, fragging bragging Twains, So you
can't stand they're bragging.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
Another man's bragging. James agree or disagree?
Speaker 1 (07:35):
I'm going to disagree.
Speaker 3 (07:36):
And that is the name.
Speaker 5 (07:42):
Mark Twain.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
So Mark was talking.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
Mark Twain's right.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
Too much prosperity, Mark Twain's another man's prosperity. Yeah, we'll
get work. James got the prize pack, We'll get it
to you. Over and rock for buddy gratulations.
Speaker 3 (07:59):
Thank you, thank you. Why is the bottom of the
hour just cut you up on? You knew on the
other side.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
Yeah, we hadn't played that Monday Morning song, Robert arl Kine,
take care of that on the other side, good morning,
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that's a big sure on the radio, Ronna do your
Monday July fifteen, Robert Earl Keane without Monday Morning salt
y'all driving out on the roads this morning.
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Night cluck, you got some smart that's done by.
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Robert Earl Keane. Is being lying a.
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Bit your studio.
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Sometimes I don't know what I'm doing.
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Come on, Jack and get ready to say anybody.
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Sometimes on my days are filled with rin.
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E's.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
I traveled down left our bad things ain't going.
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Mind way because there's always someone swirming in my line.
You keep swimming in my line.
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And it's causing lots of thingnger, I'm a honking on
my horror.
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I'm shooting you the flame.
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Keep switching on my bride lines.
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But it's just too dem to.
Speaker 10 (10:03):
When you're swerving all lives pie way, you're running someone.
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Off the road.
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The day Joe Way, I thought I never.
Speaker 10 (10:18):
Never could love another, how else could I feed?
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But now and you run into me.
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I can't believe I could not.
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See your a'll tak up the ones at the waiting.
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You keep swarming in my life, just causing lots of banger.
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I'm a cussing out your name.
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I'm shooting you the fine.
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I keep switching on my bridinglights. What's your jest too?
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Damn when you're swerving all lives ah by, you're run
a Simon off the road.
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for you. Hand over that immortality serum and I'll let
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John Boy, you're on the Big Show. Oh so I
am Senor Boomberatelle. I was under the impression we were
going to the health facility.
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Health facility is everything, okay.
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Wright is rain my lad? You'll see I go to
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Well must be working, you look great, man. Well what's
the secret to long life?
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Well?
Speaker 5 (12:38):
I discovered the secret years ago. The answer is surprisingly simple.
What is I lie about my age? No matter where
I've traveled, someone has always had a secret to long life.
When I was shooting hot lead in Amarillo, there was
an old woman who worked catering. She told me an
old cowboy actor told her the secret to long life
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was putting a pinch of gunpowder in her oatmeal every morning.
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Wow does that work well?
Speaker 5 (13:06):
She lived to be one hundred and three. She left
behind fourteen children, thirty grandchildren, forty five great grandchildren, twenty
five great great grandchildren, and a forty foot hole where
the crematorium used to be. Boom goes a dynamite. What
a way to go?
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Are?
Speaker 5 (13:24):
The secrets of longevity are elusive? To be sure, I
asked my grandmother well into a nineties what her secret
was to long life. She said, I'm just waiting until
I can afford the burial.
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You gotta have principles. Indeed, so what do you think
the secret is?
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Well, John boy, let's examine the facts.
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Sellary.
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German billionaire Klaus Albrecht used to play golf a lot.
He owned a private club because he loved it so much,
and played sometimes four times a day. Lived to ninety four.
He did American investor Krekorian also loved sports. He was
rated the top three tennis player in his age bracket.
He lived to ninety eight. Warren Buffett also enjoys sports
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all his life, including golf in his nineties. Now you'll
see the secret to a long life. Stay active. No,
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Makes sense.
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Now if you'll allow me, I'll bid you a jewel
signor Boombchelly and I are off to the offices of
doctor Vinnie Boombots.
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Is he rich?
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No idea, but his nurse is hot and there's a
bar in the office.
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Ladies and gentlemen, Sir Alan Swan, the world's greatest doctor.
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Final lower Man, we got another visit from Bill Silvers
on this Bill Silvers Monday. I've been trying to help
Biden since says somewhat dismal the paper performance.
Speaker 3 (16:06):
So he likes ice cream.
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We're gonna point that out with Bill here in minutes
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Greetings and salivations, members of the Great Unwashed and fly
of the country. It's your sympathetic buddy. Bill Silver's with
another verbal slap and the kisser to our commander and depends.
That's right, you guessed it's slow Joe Biden. He's still
wearing a mask on the campaign trail. It's not because
he's a germophobe. It just hides the duct tape Obama
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put over his mouth too soon. But he's not all bad. Okay,
I can't sell that, But at least he does like
ice cream, and he eats a.
Speaker 2 (17:25):
Lot of it.
Speaker 5 (17:26):
And why shouldn't he. It's not like he's gonna get
brain freeze. Now, you may not be able to afford
ice cream with this inflation, but he can. After all,
it's your money, am I right? This guy knows what
I'm talking about. So, in an effort to give an
adaboy to dunce master flex from the home office somewhere
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behind the dumpster in dunder Mifflin, Scranton, Pennsylvania, here are
the top ten ice creams named for Joe Biden.
Speaker 1 (17:54):
Number ten Mumble Stumble Fumble.
Speaker 5 (17:58):
Cookie Crumble number nine. G your kid's hair smells like
Cuti Fruity number eight, skid Mark fudge. Oh we're all
thinking it. Shut up, shut up. Blondie number seven, plagiarizing
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passion fruits number six. My second wife was our babysitter's
wedding cake. Number five Hunters, white Powder and called Girl Party,
Vanilla number four, Hot Buttered, Fourth Grader number three, Garage
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full of classified documents, Truffle Shuffle number two, Rocky Road
to World War Three and the number one ice cream
named for Joe Biden. Disappointment that legos they stacked one
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on top.
Speaker 6 (19:06):
Of the other.
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This worthy word time one eight hundred Big Show you
told free line.
Speaker 3 (19:16):
We'll get a couple of contestants and play next.
Speaker 1 (19:43):
Good morning.
Speaker 3 (19:44):
This is Big Show on the radio for your Monday morning.
Speaker 2 (19:47):
Featured track from the Big Show bid Box brought you
by Nickel Store in rock Hill, South Carolina. Your summertime
outdoor headquarters. Loaded up on fishing gear for on the
fourth class. Oh anyway, yeah, oh yeah, excite. There's plenty
of big fish in the pool, which comes in handy
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with all these fishing gear.
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Thick on the keywords big fish.
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Sounds like you're angling for some free fishing years right down.
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Let's buy.
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I had everybody's head about the bed.
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The wordy word of the worthy word. Lets meet the contestants.
We got Kenny from Ellaville, Georgia. Good morning, Kenny, morning buddy.
Speaker 3 (20:34):
Hey. We got Anthony from Chaddanooga, Tennessee. Good morning, Anthony Man,
Good morning, Good morning Hart boys.
Speaker 2 (20:42):
Welcome Anthony is Kenny down Georgia, Kenny, Anthony over in
Tennessee student conference listeners, going at it. I'm ready Anthony,
your own team, Tater, Kenny. You're on the John boys side.
Let's see we can do boys. Good luck to both
of you. Anthony, you relax me and Kenny for to you.
Speaker 3 (21:08):
Don't with words there?
Speaker 2 (21:09):
All right, Kenny, are you ready? I'm all right starting
to clock now. If you don't live in the country,
you live in the big.
Speaker 7 (21:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (21:19):
Uh huh. Oh, it's your birthday.
Speaker 1 (21:21):
Let's have a party.
Speaker 3 (21:23):
Yeah, uh huh.
Speaker 2 (21:24):
If you don't win, you yeah, rhymes with it. This
is what dogs do. On these you put in your
mouth and what or you can do it too. You
have to do this with food.
Speaker 3 (21:38):
Before you swallow. Yeah, all right? You wearing these on
your feet?
Speaker 2 (21:45):
That a boy?
Speaker 3 (21:47):
All ride five on the board.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
Kenny, just go back choose Yeah, come okay, all right,
all right, Anthony, you and Tater for your round one
to see what y'all can do?
Speaker 3 (22:00):
Ready after that? Ready, all right, I'm ready.
Speaker 2 (22:04):
And go.
Speaker 6 (22:05):
You might go on on one of these on a
big ship cruise, Yes, rise of it? You pay your
h o A what.
Speaker 3 (22:15):
Dude?
Speaker 6 (22:15):
Yes, sir, rise with it. You like this on a firecracker? Yes, sir,
you punched me. Now I'm gonna get a what.
Speaker 5 (22:27):
Bruise?
Speaker 10 (22:28):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (22:29):
You lead?
Speaker 2 (22:30):
I will do this.
Speaker 6 (22:31):
We're not rhyming, you lead? Oh, yes, don't blink.
Speaker 2 (22:37):
Huh, all right, we'll good work all You put a
five on the board as well, so it is tied
up five to five going in around two.
Speaker 6 (22:45):
You can use that clue.
Speaker 3 (22:46):
I just guessed than So, Kenny, let's see what we
can do for round two.
Speaker 2 (22:52):
You ready, I'm ready?
Speaker 3 (22:55):
Start the clock.
Speaker 7 (22:56):
Now.
Speaker 2 (22:56):
You got money, don't save it blanket? Yes, uh huh,
don't sell do this with your money? Right, yes, uh huh. Oh.
Speaker 3 (23:08):
Sometimes your memory is hard. It's hard to what I
can't I can't remember? Yes, yes, uh huh. If you
don't live, you will.
Speaker 1 (23:20):
Yes, uh huh.
Speaker 3 (23:21):
I hurt myself with my knife. I blanked myself. No
noother word.
Speaker 1 (23:28):
Yeah, A boy?
Speaker 3 (23:30):
Can he put another five on the five? A ten score?
Speaker 5 (23:34):
Can he?
Speaker 3 (23:34):
Chill?
Speaker 5 (23:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (23:37):
Andertainer are doing all right? Five will force over time,
six will win it?
Speaker 5 (23:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (23:44):
Right, come on, Anthony Taytor is ready. I can tell
the those eyes all right, brand new word.
Speaker 6 (23:53):
And go your dating status. You are blank. You don't
have anybody.
Speaker 1 (23:58):
You are.
Speaker 3 (24:00):
Just one.
Speaker 5 (24:01):
Yes.
Speaker 6 (24:01):
The opposite of light like in pounds something that the
opposite of light. It's real? What like an elephant is real?
Speaker 5 (24:11):
Heavy? Yes?
Speaker 10 (24:12):
Uh? Uh?
Speaker 6 (24:13):
This color h blank white and blue.
Speaker 5 (24:18):
Red. Yeah.
Speaker 7 (24:19):
Uh.
Speaker 6 (24:20):
She's a female, she's a grown adult, she's a what.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
Woman? Four on the board came up one short, Kenny
when Georgia Winston and I.
Speaker 3 (24:39):
I lost two dollars.
Speaker 2 (24:42):
Anthony and Chattanoogy you can play again anytime, Buddy.
Speaker 3 (24:45):
Well, I fruciate you playing mate. Sorry, Anthony, all right,
thank you, and I get a shout out real quick. Yes,
please do.
Speaker 5 (24:53):
Well.
Speaker 3 (24:54):
First time call her, first time player.
Speaker 8 (24:56):
I've been listening to you guys every day for the
last twenty years.
Speaker 4 (25:01):
I love you guys.
Speaker 2 (25:02):
Awesome, Matthy Well, thank you, buddy. Glady made it in here,
man Jackie. Need to give Athey another chance. He's a
good player.
Speaker 3 (25:10):
Just happened to be here because of another Alright, Anthy,
do you have a great day there, buddy?
Speaker 2 (25:13):
All right, thank you hard Man and Kenny down Ellaville.
You get the bull snot cleaning products for you win.
Speaker 3 (25:21):
Oh right, good work, buddy, hang on with jacket. He's good.
Good morning. Got the big show on the radio.
Speaker 2 (25:29):
FI bit request right now, Jamie Phelps out of Tupelo, Mississippi.
Speaker 3 (25:35):
Jamie says, guys.
Speaker 2 (25:36):
I'd really liked to hear Raver Drave about our third
third more that there is a fave there, Jamie.
Speaker 3 (25:42):
We'll get it for you coming up next.
Speaker 2 (26:08):
Good morning, Big shows on the radio. Something you'd like
to hear. We do take requests about this time Monday
through Friday. Jamie Phelps out of two below, Mississippi. That's Rayford.
Speaker 7 (26:21):
Request Rayfort again with some gems from the weird. I
got laughing at something in this story here that I'd
missed the guy's name. Oh boy, it floats sometimes, you know.
(26:49):
A week before last we told you about record holding
water treader Moon Huffstetler swimming fifty five miles on the
Catawba River to help commemorate my fifty five years prodcasting
and practicing for his next big swim all the way
down the Mississippi River. Well, here's a man who plans
to swim the New York City sewer system dateline Weekly
(27:12):
World News, New York City. A courageous garbage man is
demanding his right to swim the length of the city's
sewer system from one end to the other, just to
prove that the wastewater festering onto the city streets is
nowhere near as toxic as it's cracked up to be.
The man, Arthur Turdmore told the Weekly World News office,
(27:35):
whining about pollution makes me sick.
Speaker 8 (27:39):
It's Turdmore says.
Speaker 7 (27:49):
He says, I'm going to swim the sewer to show
the world and a man as healthy as he makes
up his mind to be.
Speaker 8 (27:58):
Mister Turdmore, he says he's learned that.
Speaker 7 (28:14):
It may be easier to dog paddle through the store
than to negotiate big apple bureaucracy. They got me loaded
up with paperwork, running from one office to another for permits,
like I was some kind of hamster in a maze.
There would be Marathon's swimmer would also like to obtain
(28:37):
some financial sponsors. Says it's been difficult to attract attention
from the press, who says that mister turdboy, I'm being
(29:00):
at Robert D. Rayford and swimming against the stream under
John boyn.
Speaker 8 (29:04):
Belly show.
Speaker 3 (29:06):
In Betty's space flight.
Speaker 4 (29:08):
Said Richmond, all right, well, listen, May when I tell
you that when you thought Snapple couldn't possibly come up
with any more flavors, they've come up with a great one.
Speaker 3 (29:15):
It's Dapple Stott and you be raped. No that one
they're still working on.
Speaker 2 (29:46):
Oh why it had to be in this last bumper
ben on the on the morning Monday, because you know
I gotta nail it.
Speaker 3 (29:53):
I want to just stow into Axide and feature tracking pigs.
You've been by, no be done eighteen more seconds before.
That's what we do.
Speaker 2 (30:09):
The axe of the bed box keywords big fish, all right,
good working, all right in to this ripping up that
right day.
Speaker 8 (30:18):
We love you?
Speaker 3 (30:18):
Wa made it all right? Mary?
Speaker 2 (30:20):
Ready?
Speaker 5 (30:23):
Now it's time to axeit, yo, what's up? Welcome to Axit, Patrick,
You know that best git you eating?
Speaker 1 (30:33):
They are left over.
Speaker 11 (30:34):
From before Christmas? Okay to that you're riding in the
damn trunk on the way home. Welcome to Axite, the
place to go for all the f one one you
need for all your intro personal relations. Trimp a seed,
dig this mster turner, white guy alerting seeing how you
(30:58):
know how to land quality women. I need to appeal
to your expertise. I'm a forty three year old divorced
white male. Told you, divorced white male of Southern origin.
It seems the only women I am attracting lately either
three hundred pounds or have a half dozen.
Speaker 1 (31:15):
Kids or both. What can I do to improve on
the type of.
Speaker 11 (31:18):
Women who want to get busy with this above average honky,
Signed Desperate in the Deep South. Dear Desperate, First off,
what the hell is wrong with a big girl? They
need love too, although you might come out of it
a bit black and blue. But those rugrats running around
might be a deal breaker, because that's why they don't
(31:40):
get too many takers, because it's hard for a bro
to getting the mood with a bunch of damn kids
being noisy and rude.
Speaker 1 (31:47):
But don't worry, Desperate, there's hope on.
Speaker 11 (31:50):
A horizon because you're looking for answers with the ultimate wisen.
Speaker 5 (31:57):
Stretch.
Speaker 1 (31:57):
For that, damn I'll have to work that hard the
rest of the damn year.
Speaker 11 (32:02):
See that tain't no secret to reeling in top shelf skankercouters.
Speaker 1 (32:08):
Getting women ain't no different than fishing, brother, It's all
about the bait. Baby, the proper of presentation.
Speaker 5 (32:16):
My guess is you out there trolling using your average
everyday worm food, big sexy catfish.
Speaker 1 (32:24):
Don't want no damn anybody worm me. What's up with that?
Speaker 2 (32:28):
Man?
Speaker 5 (32:29):
They will pass that sorry mess by you dig They
want something special, brother, So being real is the last
thing you want to do. You gots to draw them
in with some a wild, colorful fake bait. The secret
to fishing and getting women is the same thing, lion.
Speaker 1 (32:49):
Let me preach on it. Now.
Speaker 11 (32:52):
Spend some time watching successful fishermen. They know that angling
is all about dangling baby, working that purple rubber frog
so it looks better than the real thing. You only
gonna pull them funky lunkers in the boat by lying
to them.
Speaker 1 (33:08):
About what's on the menu. Same is true for the
successful playboy. He knows how to work that purple rubber frog.
Speaker 2 (33:16):
Man.
Speaker 1 (33:17):
His life is built around one pure bs.
Speaker 11 (33:21):
But the difference between him and you is he's out
there talking smack lines and getting sack time, and what
is you doing taking the heifer and her calves to
the golden trough for dinner?
Speaker 1 (33:35):
So man learned to dress like a player.
Speaker 11 (33:38):
Unbutton that shirt down far enough to show off that chest,
but not far enough to show off that beer gut.
Put pictures of yourself on the Facebook leaning against the jaguar,
but don't let the owner catch you and whip your ass.
Flash them a bank roll fifty one's with one hundred
dollar bill on top. And unless you the president of
(34:00):
a bank or one of them what you call dot
COMI millionaires, don't tell them what you really do for
a living. See it's bait claiah like the man say,
cook a brother of fish and he'll eat for a day.
Teach your brother to pick up skeezers and he'll have
someone to cook the damn fish foret. So there you go, desperate,
(34:23):
you now good to go cast out your love line
and reading a hole.
Speaker 5 (34:28):
And if you don't like them big, don't get all trippy.
Just pack up and move out of old Mississippi.
Speaker 11 (34:35):
Just remember one thing, it's an age old refrain, and
tuck it away in the back of your brain. Women
and fish are alike, and this fact never fails. When
both of them finally get caught, they stop shaking their tails,
just saying.
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This is old fisherman ike.
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I'm shaking them tails. That's two days.
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