July 16, 2024 • 42 mins
Tuesday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, Astronerd takes the stage during Open Mic Night.. - Tater fills us in on What to Watch.. - Rev. Billy Ray Collins opens up his Vacation Bible School.. - Martha Stewart joins Robert D. Raiford in a special edition of “Cooking with Raiford”.. - Terry Hanson calls in with another edition of his Sports Briefs.. - and we’ll wrap up with Oliver on John Boy getting old..
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning. You got the Big Show on the radio.
More chance for you to win coming up after your
news wedther in sports.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
You come on me today because you know no Sicilian
can refuse a request on the day of his daughter's wedding.
I shall grant your requests. Someday I may ask a
favor of you, maybe a haircut. Maybe I'll ask you
to lay down your life for me. Maybe I'll just
ask you to listen to John Boy and Billy on
the Big Show. Would you rather wake up where the
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horse's head or these two horses?
Speaker 3 (00:31):
Ask I could do the loving at them.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
It is Tuesday morning, July sixteenth. Let's have some fun today,
those with me I have I like to have fun. John,
do you really like to have fun? Or you just
saying that?
Speaker 4 (01:27):
No?
Speaker 1 (01:27):
I really like having fun.
Speaker 5 (01:30):
Oh you always make me stay at home.
Speaker 6 (01:32):
Though it's no streaking through the quad. Everybody's doing it.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Yeah, I'm glad. Yeah. These streaking phase was called me
right around high school the bond for her.
Speaker 7 (01:47):
You streaked, didn't you?
Speaker 6 (01:50):
Skinny dipping?
Speaker 1 (01:53):
If only there were some girls around you? And Joe
Butler creature pucker myrio, I see it in slow motion.
Speaker 7 (02:06):
It's like the money shot.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
We're just walking slowly, a big explosion behind us. We
don't look back. That's exactly nice. Ah right, good, well,
we got down all set. Let's see what national days
when can celebrate while we're having fun. It's National Corn
Fritter's Day. Tasty bites of fried or baked corn bitter.
(02:29):
Main ingredients include corn meal, egg, milk, and butter. Of course,
they may have originated right here in the South. Corn
fritters can easily be changed up with peppers, onions, or
herbs to give them regional and seasonal flare.
Speaker 5 (02:44):
Something obviously written by a Yankee. This is like Southern knowledge.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
One oh one. Okay, let's have something them laid on
up a time. And then National Personal Chef Day. How
many of you get to celebrate there? You got to
have some money to get you a personal chef in there,
and as expensive as it is at the supermarket, imagine
paying somebody on top of that to fix them for you.
Speaker 5 (03:10):
So you had a personal chef at one time, and
you got she got on your nerves so bad you
sent her and gave her to me.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Yeah, that was the old deal, man. I was okay,
I'm not eating right, okay, do this no exercise, lose
some weight. I did lose a bunch of weight. Uh huh.
I don't know why I worried. I was worried it
off of it work.
Speaker 7 (03:29):
It was about one hundred and thirty pounds to send
it to my house.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Yeah. Yeah, well she was also like a trainer there,
not just a chef. She would good and then training
and then make you work out. Yeah yeah. Could you
see why I gave her to Randy?
Speaker 6 (03:48):
You like I prepaid.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
You're giving me your what it's okay? Well good, we're
having fun.
Speaker 7 (03:56):
Now, get a personal chef.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Three days that this a're saved of. That'll work for you.
Get the first prize pack up and out. Big Joe's
on the radio. Good morning, got the Big Show on
the radio. Get that first prize pack out one hundred
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Click on that banter when you hit the Big Show
dot com. This is not three days in history and
win it right here. July sixteenth, nineteen thirty five, the
world's first parking meter was installed in Oklahoma City, Oklahoma. Yes,
the guy lived there invented what's to put one up
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here as a nineteen ninety five, when a mugger grabbed
jog queer now Here in a park in Oldham, England,
she bit off his fingertip and gave it to police. Whoo.
The mugger got three years in prison. Polie said it
was the best fingerprint evidence they ever had. Yeah, I'm
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hold it in the mouth the hotel. Can you imagine?
Speaker 7 (05:08):
I can't even imagine doing that?
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Yeah? Yeah, you know, I learned a bunch of stuff
of Shark Week. You know, hammerhead shark only has a
bite six times more than a human. Wouldn't you think
it would be that? And like a tiger shark is
only like two or three times, so is it the human?
Speaker 6 (05:27):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (05:28):
They got the razor sharp teeth with serrated edges. Wood.
I wish I had some of those.
Speaker 7 (05:35):
You know, I know a guy, he's in Gastonia.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
Could you meet too much? All right? Finally, oh three,
a drink sold at the Ritz hotel in Paris was
recognized as the most expensive commercially available cocktail in the world.
Guinness World Record said the side car cost four hundred
and forty dollars eighty eight cents of glass. It contained
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Champagne cognat, Cognac, cognac knyac. Yes, champagne cognac.
Speaker 7 (06:08):
Yeah, it was weird, just carbonating.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
So anyway, so well, it survived, did the eighteen seventy
Siege of Paris and two World Wars, and it had
been inside the hotel for over one hundred years. That's
the key. But back in the nineteen twenties, the sidecar
drink sold for a dotlar seventy three.
Speaker 7 (06:30):
Oh that's pretty big money back then.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
All right, yeah, all right, what.
Speaker 6 (06:36):
Is made with cognac?
Speaker 7 (06:40):
I don't think they made that anymore.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
Tell will never drank it. I couldn't order.
Speaker 6 (06:46):
You gotta pow.
Speaker 3 (06:47):
There you go.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
There's our categories one eight hundred Big shows your toll
free line across America. We play out birds next. Good morning,
(07:20):
it's a big show on the radio for your Tuesday.
He look at today's feature track from the Big Show,
Big Box, Oliver on John Boy Getting old sure is
very easy going about that. There's for key words getting
old when I hit the big show, not coming a
big box out on their contest by the game every
(07:43):
way about you upers, Let's play up there. It's the
game that anyone can win. John boy Billy gave.
Speaker 8 (07:52):
Good prizes from the big Prize Pa. Let's go contested
number one.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
This shit be a lot of fun.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
You're playing outs. Have a hurry up and guest time,
you have the best time.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
You have a big shot time. Let's say, hey John
from Christian's Bird Virginia.
Speaker 7 (08:17):
We have shots.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
Good more than John. Hey, Hey, hey body, welcome you.
Ready to get the winning beginning. Let's get her done.
Here we go in five seconds. Three places you pay
the park, Ready to go.
Speaker 9 (08:41):
About ballpark, concerts in downtown.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
Now, John, give us three ways to identify you. Ready
go Bna craner prints love shot. Would like to say
that could you maail it to him?
Speaker 7 (09:00):
You can look it up on mine.
Speaker 9 (09:01):
It's on the poster in the post office.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
John for the worst, give us three cocktails and we'll
call it a win. Ready to go, free.
Speaker 9 (09:17):
Driver Margarita Martini.
Speaker 10 (09:20):
COGNATDT back little money and John one hundred and twenty
dollars worth of bulls not cleaning products headed up to christians.
Speaker 7 (09:32):
Burg for you nice first time caller.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
Whorky buddy, Good morning, half hitching ewes here That drink
at the hotel in Paris four hundred and forty dollars
eighty eight cents of glass and O three back in
the twenties when it sold for a dollar seventy three.
Today's money would be fifty five dollars for a shot. Yeah,
So anybody that can afford a personal chef to be
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able to give one note.
Speaker 6 (10:01):
I can see them putting that in a styrophone cup for.
Speaker 7 (10:03):
You too, wit make it them go.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
Jump out, catch you up, good morning. That's a big
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show on the radio, and decide. Yeah, man, have I
had a little get some comedians on here early morning?
So I'll rather do that. So until we can find one,
why doesn't set on for our own astro nerds?
Speaker 8 (11:00):
All right, welcome back to knuckle AT's Comedy Club right
here in dotin Alabama. I'm Chippy Chuckles. That was made
a man performing a medley of Weird Owl's greatest hit
on his watering can. Thanks a love made a man,
Hey Wolf of Brimley called he wants his mustache back
I'm choking of gosh. Listen up next, a guy whose
career has really taken off, mostly thanks to that propeller
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on his head. A guy who was destined to be
a big star because he lives on one. Give it
up for the unique comedy stylings of the Astro News.
Speaker 4 (11:35):
Thanks Chirpy. Sorry, I'm light. Hey, what's with all those
traffic cones? They're everywhere. It's like trying to navigate through
the Van Hooven law for asteroid belt when your warp
drive is out.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
That killed me.
Speaker 4 (11:54):
Speaking of driving, you can always fight my car in
the parking lot by the bumper stickers stuff, like my
other car is a Saturn black holes, suck hunk if
you're from Alpha Centauri. I'm an astronomer, not an astrologer,
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dang it. And of course my favorite, my wife asked
me to give up stargazing. I sure will miss her, Huck,
Just kidding, Hank. People are always coming up to me
and saying, astro Nerd, do you believe in extraterrestrial intelligence?
And I always say, heck, I'm still looking for some
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around here around here because people are so stupid sometimes.
But you know, folks, I've actually seen an alien. In fact,
he's painting my house right now. It's wild. But seriously,
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the spaceship door opened up in this alien and says
to me. He says, I come in peace. And I
said to him, lucky you. I got here in a pacer,
A pacer.
Speaker 11 (13:11):
Shut up?
Speaker 4 (13:12):
Should I be doing this acting?
Speaker 1 (13:14):
Cling on?
Speaker 4 (13:15):
So I was out in California, where said lend, one
of my friends invited me to a star party.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
Well, the joke was on me.
Speaker 4 (13:23):
I was there for an hour and I finally went
up to a guy and said, hey, mel Gibson, where
are all the telescopes? Then he blamed it on the
jews and we did tequila shots till two am. Thank goodness,
he was able to drive.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
I was hammered.
Speaker 4 (13:40):
It's hard being a Southern astronomer, though, you know, here's
the top five ways you can tell you're a redneck astronomer.
Number five, I've got a Tasco Galaxy telescope with the
starfinder options up on blocked in.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
The front yard.
Speaker 4 (13:58):
Number four you use bacon fat to grease your declination
bearing three there's a cup holder on your tripod. Two
you call the dog Star Old Old Deep. And the
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number one way to tell that you're a redneck astronomer.
You use pictures of the flame nebula to get in
the mead.
Speaker 12 (14:28):
When you want to get.
Speaker 4 (14:29):
Frisky, you have pictures of them. Whoa hey, racing fat boys.
Speaker 9 (14:34):
Sit down.
Speaker 4 (14:35):
Every time you stand up in front of the spotlight.
I think I'm missing any clip missing an eclipse? Is
this thing on?
Speaker 13 (14:44):
Okay?
Speaker 8 (14:45):
All right, okay, thanks astroner.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
Let's hear it for him out.
Speaker 4 (14:49):
Hold on, take a chirpy. I got some risk management
stuff that Billy red Yeah, next time, but I.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
Was killing no, no, no, take a heike.
Speaker 3 (14:56):
Okay, take a space.
Speaker 8 (14:57):
Hey, I think what Get your anus on out of here.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
That's good. Upstad your ainus. Good morning. There's a big
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showing the radio. All right, everything going on in the world.
Let's just have some fun, all right, focus by one
Bill thinking about it.
Speaker 12 (15:41):
Hello, fellow taxpayers, your old friend Bill Silver's here.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
Lucky you. Ah.
Speaker 12 (15:46):
It's an election year, another chance to get screwed over,
and before you know it, you'll be wasting a trip
to the polls only to have eighty one million people
miraculously appear after two am on election day. Had slap
that smile off your face. Joe Biden, whose theme song
should have been The Wanderer. Joe Biden, who could cater
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one of his rallies with a bucket of chicken and
have leftovers. Joe Biden couldn't be the sharpest guy in
the room if you filed his head to a point.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
But I digress.
Speaker 12 (16:18):
Believe it or not, there are actually people out there
who will enthusiastically vote for Joe Biden after four years
of well, I don't have to tell you now. When
you ask them why, they'll mumble something about Orange Man
bad and wander off like their hero. But if you're
looking for good, solid, concrete reasons to cast your vote
for a guy who walks around like he's got two
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crab cakes in his shorts, you come to the right place.
From the home office, next to the closet that Chuck
Schumer's been in for the last forty years, comes the
top ten reasons people are voting for Joe Biden.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
Number ten, you.
Speaker 12 (16:53):
Suddenly realize there aren't enough fentanyl dealers in your neighborhood.
Number nine you think groceries have always been too cheap.
Number eight you enjoy giving your gas money to foreigners.
Number seven too many people in this country are speaking
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English for your liking. Number six, you're terribly worried about
the border in Ukraine.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
Number five.
Speaker 12 (17:30):
You're hoping to impress the hot looking liberal girls, both
of them. Number four you've always dreamed of being homeless.
Number three you don't think there should be an age
limit on sniffing children. Number two you also have a
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son with a laptop full of pictures of underage hookers.
And one reason you're going to vote for Joe Biden.
You're a big fan of the Walking Dead. Too soon,
maybe not soon enough. It's a big show on your radio.
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Thanks for joining us this morning.
Speaker 4 (18:18):
Oh, I love all old fine big Crown radio Man.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
Wall A Winch cousin, Brusie Walkman.
Speaker 9 (18:30):
Jack.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
Yoon Boy and Billy job Boy.
Speaker 4 (18:36):
Billy I had only two white men ever made me more.
Speaker 14 (18:40):
Whoa I feel no bonum.
Speaker 3 (18:47):
You'r lift back, We walk over for your lip back.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
Wow, good morning, it's a big show on the radio.
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One year ago today, before we knew that Taylor Swift
and Travis Kelsey was dating, Taylor re recorded Speak Now.
Her Speak Now album debuted at number one on the
Billboard two hundred or twelfth number one album, surpassing Barbara
Streisand's record for number one albums by a female art
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That's right.
Speaker 11 (19:54):
It was her re recorded one, so it had been
number one before and now it's sack around.
Speaker 6 (19:59):
He in the rating again.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
Artists do that, They go back and record it so
they don't have to share the royatis with a record company.
Speaker 11 (20:06):
The first well, yeah, they were being butt heads to her,
and since she had written all the songs, performed all
the songs, and had all the copyrights to all of it,
she was able to go in re record it and
then make.
Speaker 1 (20:17):
The debuts again double.
Speaker 6 (20:19):
And make deals with that.
Speaker 1 (20:20):
Yeah, and she is a snappy dresser. We still get
requests for this top ten wea debut during football season.
Speaker 9 (20:27):
There we go.
Speaker 3 (20:28):
Well.
Speaker 14 (20:28):
One of the most familiar things about the Era's tour
by Taylor Swift is the shiny, spangly silver outfit she
wears on stage at most of the shows. Not sure
how you describe it, We're fixing to try today's Big
show top ten list. Top ten things Taylor Swift is
dressed for in her on stage outfit. Number ten being
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shut out.
Speaker 1 (20:50):
Of a cannon.
Speaker 14 (20:54):
Number nine being sawt in half by a magician, Number
eight holding the lion tamer's hat while he gets in
the cage with the lion. Number seven marching with a
color guard during.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
Halftime at the Iron Board.
Speaker 14 (21:15):
Number six dancing behind Ruth Buzzy and Joe Anne Worley on.
Speaker 3 (21:19):
Laugh In in nineteen sixty eight.
Speaker 14 (21:24):
Number five selling cigarettes in front of Caesar's Palace before
Evil Knieval jumps the fountain in nineteen sixty.
Speaker 1 (21:30):
Seven cigars cigarettes, Tibrillo.
Speaker 14 (21:35):
Number four whacking Nancy Kerrigan and the knee before the
nineteen ninety two winner Olympics. Number three posing for the
Oscuse Oscar statue in nineteen twenty eight, Number two posing
for the new Rolls Royce hood ornament in nineteen eleven,
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and the number one thing Taylor Swift is dressed for
picking up a two million dollar check after tonight's concert.
Speaker 1 (22:16):
Good Morning Big Shows on the radio. Coming up, we
played John Boydjebity. Winner gets a hat, t shirt, tumbler
and a twenty five dollars gas card. Fill up your
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hit the Big show dot Com. We'll play more in
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in minutes. Where right now from the desk of Tator
Tayman News is what to watch. Here's Marcy Tator my
rae Hey.
Speaker 11 (22:47):
Box office report from the weekend my friends, Despicable be
four was the number one movie at the box office
for a second straight weekend. That is the animated movie.
Are you familiar. It's got the little yellow guys, the minions.
Speaker 6 (23:00):
And Steve Carroll.
Speaker 1 (23:03):
I can't.
Speaker 6 (23:09):
It is only the kid from Overboard. She just sits
there and goes, thank you. This guy knows what I'm
that's a girl.
Speaker 2 (23:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (23:19):
Hey.
Speaker 11 (23:19):
The horror fleck horror flick Long Legs performed better than
critics expected it to.
Speaker 6 (23:25):
It came in second Long Legs, Long Legs. Yeah, all right,
I don't.
Speaker 1 (23:33):
Heard about this before.
Speaker 5 (23:35):
Well, there's there's a horror feature. A guy who's like
really tall, the tall thin man. I wonder if we
don't know, we're not gonna see it.
Speaker 6 (23:45):
I mean I can look at it.
Speaker 11 (23:50):
In the Pursuit of a serial killer, an FBI agent
uncovers a series of occult clues that she must solve
to end his terrifying killing spree in pursuit of this
you alright, So, you know, a happy family movie, Inside
Out to drop from second to third place.
Speaker 6 (24:07):
Now, this one is an animated movie. It's about the
inside feelings of a girl. You know, you want to
know about that one A Quiet Place Day, One Fell spot.
It fell down to fourth place.
Speaker 11 (24:20):
And fly Me to the Moon, a rom com starring
Channing Tatum and Scarlett Johansson, came in fifth place.
Speaker 6 (24:25):
Yeah, it opened there as well.
Speaker 1 (24:27):
Cool Channing, Your man got to interview d you know,
because it's still good looking when you get rid.
Speaker 6 (24:34):
Of all the olden plate.
Speaker 7 (24:40):
He's not going to think you're a nice lady anymore.
Speaker 6 (24:43):
It wasn't him anyway.
Speaker 1 (24:45):
That was Jonah Hill yeh okay, go ahead, all right.
Speaker 6 (24:51):
Being released this weekend, Twisters. It's an action romance.
Speaker 11 (24:55):
It is more than twenty eight years later after the
release of Twister, finally got a equal.
Speaker 1 (25:02):
All right.
Speaker 11 (25:02):
So it's about a retired tornado chaser and meterrologist metogist
who is persuaded to return to Oklahoma to work with
a new team and new technologies, and you know what,
they're chasing storms and things are thrown around so it's
as supposed to be. It's supposed to be even better
than the first one, because you know, technologies come a
long way and they can make it a lot more intense.
Speaker 1 (25:25):
Cow we have Cow.
Speaker 11 (25:32):
Thelma is an action comedy and it's about a ninety
three year old Thelma Post who gets duped by a
phone scammer pretending to be her grandson. She sets out
on a treacherous quest across the city to reclaim what
was taken from her. They took all her money and
she's Grandma on.
Speaker 6 (25:48):
A mission and also out clearcut.
Speaker 11 (25:52):
This is starring Clive Standon, Alex Baldwin, Stephen Dwarf, and
Tom Welling and every moment is filled with danger in
this movie about and cutting timber in the Pacific Northwest.
But Jack becomes the target and that's the lead guy
of a brutal assault for more than the elements in
this action packed thriller. So Jack's parent family kind of
gets killed and then he goes off and he's got vengeance.
Speaker 1 (26:14):
Oh so he doesn't team up with Grandmama, does he?
Speaker 6 (26:18):
I thought I paused. Yeah, she's over with Louise on
their rascus. So that's right to watch my friends.
Speaker 1 (26:30):
All right, by well, thank you very much. Let's get
us a winner. Let's play John Boy Jeopardy review yesterday's question.
Since the nineteen thirties, this classic candy has been surrounded
by a persistent but false urban legend. The legend claims,
if you're a candy rapper shows a kid shooting at
a star with a bow and arrow, you would win
free candy or other PRIZESSI roll pop, that was TUTSI roll, Paul,
(26:54):
It's all right, Today's John Boy Jeopardy. Officially speaking, This
sport got a start in nineteen thirty nine with a
formation of just three teams in Williamsport, Pennsylvania. Today there
are nearly two hundred thousand teams in more than eighty
countries and over two point five million players.
Speaker 6 (27:16):
WHOA what is cornhole?
Speaker 1 (27:20):
You would think?
Speaker 13 (27:20):
So?
Speaker 12 (27:21):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (27:21):
No, what's y'all got?
Speaker 10 (27:23):
One?
Speaker 1 (27:23):
Eight hundred Big Show you told free line across America.
We play John boyd jepardon. Next Tuesday Morning is a
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Big Shawn a Radio Today's feature track for the Big Show,
Big Box Oliver John Boygan Nold. There's rick keywords good
and gold that bit box at the Big Show dot
Com right now, let's play hills live across America.
Speaker 7 (28:13):
It's John Boy chapin Wow way and now your host.
Speaker 5 (28:16):
He's been training for a new sport that he is
certain he can dominate, but so far none of the
stickhorse teams have returned his calls.
Speaker 1 (28:27):
He's John boyd there I go. Let's added David out
of Tifton, Georgia. Good morning, David, Hi, Good morning, hey body,
welcome in here. You got the first shot at John
Boy Jeopardy in this big old lod Tiger's prize pick
you ready to go?
Speaker 9 (28:45):
Hey?
Speaker 1 (28:46):
All right here. Officially speaking, this sport got it start
in nineteen thirty nine with the formation of just three
teams in Williamsport, Pennsylvania. Today they're nearly two hundred thousand
teams in more than eighty countries with over two point
five million players. What you got, David, I.
Speaker 13 (29:05):
Won't good with a little let's.
Speaker 1 (29:07):
Say, is it Little League Baseball?
Speaker 11 (29:13):
Yes?
Speaker 9 (29:14):
It is.
Speaker 1 (29:20):
By far the largest organized youth sports organization in the world.
Because we're not starting them young enough at corn holes.
You ain't on buddy Jack, you hook up we gold
prize pig.
Speaker 13 (29:37):
Hey, So that's good.
Speaker 15 (29:38):
Let's good for it all right, buddy, Why do when
the hour top of your news heed mad Max fans.
Speaker 1 (29:51):
You gotta treat coming up on the other side, The
mad Walk Morning Big Show is on your radio, all right,
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got him on the line now, Good morning, big Shoe.
Speaker 9 (30:41):
John boyn Belly, y'all mad Maxy mad.
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By Bud Pard.
Speaker 9 (30:46):
No, but my boy, bad good way beyond boy. You
hear making from me? You're one person who don't have
to turn on the southern thing. That could be a
better trick or try to hear you turn it hard?
He get back and making fun of Randy's clothes in
just a minute. But right now I got the talking stick,
which means shut up, as my boy, shut up. I'm
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here today to help not just blow off steam, believe
it or not, I'm here to promote understanding between the sexes.
My original list of twenty five rules for women has
helped thousands of broads around the world, and as head
of the mad Max University Science Department, I'm pleased to
announce the results of our ongoing research project ten more
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rules to help women understand me. Number one, Yes, it
is possible to read motor trend and watch a football
game at the same time wet bringing it up. Number two.
Men cannot take a nap if you turn the race off.
Waking us up before the last twenty five laps has
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been scientifically proven to call permanent brain damage. Number three.
Mashed potatos are a universal food that goes with anything,
including pizza. Number four. Dirty fingernails do not make ammend
look like a hic. They're actually a sign of intelligence.
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If you don't believe that, let's see U strip of
sixty nine, shavel down to the frame, put it back together,
and have it run afterwards. Number five. New underwear needs
an extended break in period. This period lasts about eighteen
months past the point where you start trying to throw
them away. Holes are an essential part of the seven
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year break in process. A pair of drawers are not
officially worn out as long as the waistband is all
in one piece. Number six. A woman's dream house includes
things like a breakfast nook, a sewing room, and granite
countertops in the kitchen. A man's ideal layout has a
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large commercial refrigerator, twelve hundred watt microwave, fifty inch ren
projection TV, queen size heide a sofa, and a twelve
ba garage with a metal drain in the middle of
a barre concrete floor. Perhaps we can reach a compromise.
Number seven, don't cut your hair ever. I know this
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was on the original list, but it's so important. I'm
standing again, so there's no chance of a misunderstand. Oh,
by the way, one more, I need to throw in
the hughes before your brother is an idiot. Number eight
the kids are right. That big round trampoline we saw
at Sam's club would be much more functional in the
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backyard than another natural area. Number nine. The old saying
he who dies with the most toys wins is actually true.
This applies especially to cars, boats, guns, and anything with
a unified remote control. Extra points or order if item
can actually move under its own power, with double points
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for anything that can fly. And Number ten, performances would
be better if practice was held more than once a month.
Oh you have it, the latest set of rules to
help women understand men, learn them, know them, live them,
and quit runing my life, John Boy, Billy, ain't you
all have a nice day?
Speaker 1 (34:58):
Good morning, big shows on radio? Is that golf moved
to runner drug?
Speaker 9 (35:04):
Well?
Speaker 13 (35:04):
Good morning Nerd, young boy and Billy, and good morning
told are belove bit friends out there in radio land
as here's a Reverend Billy Ray Collins from the short
of Joshua Independent Full of Gus. Put a penny cors
lissimbly just to Steed Road twenty three on the Frontage Road. Well,
it's summertime again. As usual, today's so called modern parents
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has left their young uns home to fenn for theirself.
Mama can't stay home with little Bobby and Sissey like
the Bible says. She's gotta put on her little pant
suit and parade herself off to work because her and
Daddy need to pay for them two cars and that
satellite dish and the liquor cabinet full of alcohol in
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the rumpus room, or his folks calls it nowadays, just
trying to make hims meet. Ah, But don't feel guilty, Mama.
The kids will be all right. They got a built
in babysitter there in the rumpus room the forty inch
high defamation fat screen TVs while they can soak up
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some life lessons from the loudmouth Italian drunkards on the
New Jersey Shore program, or they can get the latest
news from Whoopy Goldstein in her cow shaped covet of
man hating meducers on the few, and for fun they
go watch old Maury Popovich do a blood test to
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find out which one of the tattooed horrormongers is the
father of the bastard child of the day. I tell
you a mess like that going on in their heads.
It ain't no wonder. Half the youngins in America's on
some kind of prescription dope trying to straighten them out.
That's our answer for everything nowadays. Appeal for this, Appeal
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for that, friends, And ain't one kind of pill lit'll
straighten out a younger And and that's little goss pill,
which is just what they'll be getting when you pack
the little grocery gobblers up and bring them on down
to This year's extreeinarrow minded edition of The Sword of Joshua,
Full Gustful independent Vacation Bible School, a full week of
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Bible based activities guaranteed to put the fund back in fundamentalists.
This year's Deadmaster is doctor Jebini Hargis from the Rod
of God Pennecostal Temple in Pecker Point, alabamer Doctor Hargis
will inoculate your youngins against the waves of the devil
and his patented no nonsense King James only style. He'll
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make a powerful impression on the kiddies through the heart
if he can, on the back of their breeches if
he needs to. In other words, if they get mouthy
on him. Missus Feller ain't a bit scared to apply
the board of Education to the seat of knowledge, just
like the Good Lord intended. Our five day curriculum includes
a nurishing launch of Graham Crackers and Pineapple juice, and
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a genuine nineteen seventeen in Schofield reference Bible. That's yours
to key Well Pature. That sounds good, but with all
this economic repression we got nowadays, I don't know if
I can afford that. Well, there's good news, friends, thanks
to Brother Chick callwell over there at the Tire Kingdom
number thirty seven. A full week of New Testament principles,
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backed up by the occasional Old Testament horse whooping is
yours for just nineteen ninety five. Why that's less than
taking the kiddies to see one of them movies with
all the teenage vampires in all lace.
Speaker 9 (38:35):
You start up July the twenty six.
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If I as y'all, I just call the the Sword
of Joshua phull of Gush for independent Vacation Bible School.
Just cause you're going hell, don't mean you're young uns
have too. A community outreach of the Sword of Joshua.
Independent photo uspher Penny COURSI listimbly just off Street Road
twenty three on the Frontage Road. This here's a Reverend
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Billy Ray Islands reminding you is this time of turn?
So you don't burn young boy and Billie ye old,
keep them straight up?
Speaker 1 (39:29):
Fire away? Who walk my live? Go hot well hard
hot ho I ho ho hollo God. Everyone know that's
l list is loud list? Is loud list? Why josh
horays last is loud lists? Let less pop honey hollowa good.
Speaker 3 (39:51):
I'm going out?
Speaker 9 (39:52):
You know, I know? Oh what?
Speaker 16 (40:02):
Ah morning this week show on the radio New Time.
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I'm en Hansen Sports Breeds a little overrivur from right now.
Speaker 1 (40:40):
For some reason, we call honor him, but Honor's gonna pushing.
Speaker 9 (40:46):
Yeah, maybe a rope.
Speaker 1 (40:49):
Thank you easier?
Speaker 12 (40:51):
Is so?
Speaker 1 (40:51):
Here we go with us bonus top ten list, tagging
Bill Well.
Speaker 14 (40:56):
Every time we turned around, a private video shot by
a famous selety gets leaked on the internet. Now, thank goodness,
it's never happened with anybody in our particular group. But
if it did, yipes. Today's top ten list the top
ten things overheard on the Terry Hanson sex tape.
Speaker 1 (41:21):
Here we go. Number ten? H whatd I comme it
here for again? Number nine? Hey guys, wait out?
Speaker 7 (41:31):
Number eight?
Speaker 14 (41:32):
Can you break a twenty?
Speaker 1 (41:35):
Number seven? Is it supposed to smoke like that?
Speaker 14 (41:41):
Number six? Where do I put the quarter? Number five?
Who do I expect to satisfy with this?
Speaker 13 (41:48):
Me? Number four?
Speaker 14 (41:52):
Sorry, it's been a while. Which one of us gets
tied up? Number three before I forget?
Speaker 9 (41:58):
I have a group on.
Speaker 6 (42:02):
Number two?
Speaker 1 (42:03):
Al, you're on my hair?
Speaker 7 (42:05):
No the other end?
Speaker 14 (42:07):
And the number one thing overheard on the Terry Hansen sextape.
Speaker 1 (42:12):
Keep looking, it's there those We're all go ten levels
Good morning. You got the Big Show on the radio.
More chance for you to win coming up after your
news wedther in sports.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
You come on me today because you know no Sicilian
can refuse a request on the day of his daughter's wedding.
I shall grant your requests. Someday I may ask a
favor of you, maybe a haircut. Maybe I'll ask you
to lay down your life for me. Maybe I'll just
ask you to listen to John Boy and Billy on
the Big Show. Would you rather wake up where the
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horse's head or these two horses?
Speaker 3 (00:31):
Ask I could do the loving at them.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
It is Tuesday morning, July sixteenth. Let's have some fun today,
those with me I have I like to have fun. John,
do you really like to have fun? Or you just
saying that?
Speaker 4 (01:27):
No?
Speaker 1 (01:27):
I really like having fun.
Speaker 5 (01:30):
Oh you always make me stay at home.
Speaker 6 (01:32):
Though it's no streaking through the quad. Everybody's doing it.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Yeah, I'm glad. Yeah. These streaking phase was called me
right around high school the bond for her.
Speaker 7 (01:47):
You streaked, didn't you?
Speaker 6 (01:50):
Skinny dipping?
Speaker 1 (01:53):
If only there were some girls around you? And Joe
Butler creature pucker myrio, I see it in slow motion.
Speaker 7 (02:06):
It's like the money shot.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
We're just walking slowly, a big explosion behind us. We
don't look back. That's exactly nice. Ah right, good, well,
we got down all set. Let's see what national days
when can celebrate while we're having fun. It's National Corn
Fritter's Day. Tasty bites of fried or baked corn bitter.
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Main ingredients include corn meal, egg, milk, and butter. Of course,
they may have originated right here in the South. Corn
fritters can easily be changed up with peppers, onions, or
herbs to give them regional and seasonal flare.
Speaker 5 (02:44):
Something obviously written by a Yankee. This is like Southern knowledge.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
One oh one. Okay, let's have something them laid on
up a time. And then National Personal Chef Day. How
many of you get to celebrate there? You got to
have some money to get you a personal chef in there,
and as expensive as it is at the supermarket, imagine
paying somebody on top of that to fix them for you.
Speaker 5 (03:10):
So you had a personal chef at one time, and
you got she got on your nerves so bad you
sent her and gave her to me.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Yeah, that was the old deal, man. I was okay,
I'm not eating right, okay, do this no exercise, lose
some weight. I did lose a bunch of weight. Uh huh.
I don't know why I worried. I was worried it
off of it work.
Speaker 7 (03:29):
It was about one hundred and thirty pounds to send
it to my house.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Yeah. Yeah, well she was also like a trainer there,
not just a chef. She would good and then training
and then make you work out. Yeah yeah. Could you
see why I gave her to Randy?
Speaker 6 (03:48):
You like I prepaid.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
You're giving me your what it's okay? Well good, we're
having fun.
Speaker 7 (03:56):
Now, get a personal chef.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Three days that this a're saved of. That'll work for you.
Get the first prize pack up and out. Big Joe's
on the radio. Good morning, got the Big Show on
the radio. Get that first prize pack out one hundred
and twenty dollars worth of Bull's Not cleaning products made
in the USA. Truck drivers keep America moving to Bullsnot.
Make sure they look good doing it. Lived for Bullsnouted
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truck stops across America. You can download the Bullsnot app.
Click on that banter when you hit the Big Show
dot com. This is not three days in history and
win it right here. July sixteenth, nineteen thirty five, the
world's first parking meter was installed in Oklahoma City, Oklahoma. Yes,
the guy lived there invented what's to put one up
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here as a nineteen ninety five, when a mugger grabbed
jog queer now Here in a park in Oldham, England,
she bit off his fingertip and gave it to police. Whoo.
The mugger got three years in prison. Polie said it
was the best fingerprint evidence they ever had. Yeah, I'm
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hold it in the mouth the hotel. Can you imagine?
Speaker 7 (05:08):
I can't even imagine doing that?
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Yeah? Yeah, you know, I learned a bunch of stuff
of Shark Week. You know, hammerhead shark only has a
bite six times more than a human. Wouldn't you think
it would be that? And like a tiger shark is
only like two or three times, so is it the human?
Speaker 6 (05:27):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (05:28):
They got the razor sharp teeth with serrated edges. Wood.
I wish I had some of those.
Speaker 7 (05:35):
You know, I know a guy, he's in Gastonia.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
Could you meet too much? All right? Finally, oh three,
a drink sold at the Ritz hotel in Paris was
recognized as the most expensive commercially available cocktail in the world.
Guinness World Record said the side car cost four hundred
and forty dollars eighty eight cents of glass. It contained
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Champagne cognat, Cognac, cognac knyac. Yes, champagne cognac.
Speaker 7 (06:08):
Yeah, it was weird, just carbonating.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
So anyway, so well, it survived, did the eighteen seventy
Siege of Paris and two World Wars, and it had
been inside the hotel for over one hundred years. That's
the key. But back in the nineteen twenties, the sidecar
drink sold for a dotlar seventy three.
Speaker 7 (06:30):
Oh that's pretty big money back then.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
All right, yeah, all right, what.
Speaker 6 (06:36):
Is made with cognac?
Speaker 7 (06:40):
I don't think they made that anymore.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
Tell will never drank it. I couldn't order.
Speaker 6 (06:46):
You gotta pow.
Speaker 3 (06:47):
There you go.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
There's our categories one eight hundred Big shows your toll
free line across America. We play out birds next. Good morning,
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it's a big show on the radio for your Tuesday.
He look at today's feature track from the Big Show,
Big Box, Oliver on John Boy Getting old sure is
very easy going about that. There's for key words getting
old when I hit the big show, not coming a
big box out on their contest by the game every
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way about you upers, Let's play up there. It's the
game that anyone can win. John boy Billy gave.
Speaker 8 (07:52):
Good prizes from the big Prize Pa. Let's go contested
number one.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
This shit be a lot of fun.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
You're playing outs. Have a hurry up and guest time,
you have the best time.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
You have a big shot time. Let's say, hey John
from Christian's Bird Virginia.
Speaker 7 (08:17):
We have shots.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
Good more than John. Hey, Hey, hey body, welcome you.
Ready to get the winning beginning. Let's get her done.
Here we go in five seconds. Three places you pay
the park, Ready to go.
Speaker 9 (08:41):
About ballpark, concerts in downtown.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
Now, John, give us three ways to identify you. Ready
go Bna craner prints love shot. Would like to say
that could you maail it to him?
Speaker 7 (09:00):
You can look it up on mine.
Speaker 9 (09:01):
It's on the poster in the post office.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
John for the worst, give us three cocktails and we'll
call it a win. Ready to go, free.
Speaker 9 (09:17):
Driver Margarita Martini.
Speaker 10 (09:20):
COGNATDT back little money and John one hundred and twenty
dollars worth of bulls not cleaning products headed up to christians.
Speaker 7 (09:32):
Burg for you nice first time caller.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
Whorky buddy, Good morning, half hitching ewes here That drink
at the hotel in Paris four hundred and forty dollars
eighty eight cents of glass and O three back in
the twenties when it sold for a dollar seventy three.
Today's money would be fifty five dollars for a shot. Yeah,
So anybody that can afford a personal chef to be
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able to give one note.
Speaker 6 (10:01):
I can see them putting that in a styrophone cup for.
Speaker 7 (10:03):
You too, wit make it them go.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
Jump out, catch you up, good morning. That's a big
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show on the radio, and decide. Yeah, man, have I
had a little get some comedians on here early morning?
So I'll rather do that. So until we can find one,
why doesn't set on for our own astro nerds?
Speaker 8 (11:00):
All right, welcome back to knuckle AT's Comedy Club right
here in dotin Alabama. I'm Chippy Chuckles. That was made
a man performing a medley of Weird Owl's greatest hit
on his watering can. Thanks a love made a man,
Hey Wolf of Brimley called he wants his mustache back
I'm choking of gosh. Listen up next, a guy whose
career has really taken off, mostly thanks to that propeller
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on his head. A guy who was destined to be
a big star because he lives on one. Give it
up for the unique comedy stylings of the Astro News.
Speaker 4 (11:35):
Thanks Chirpy. Sorry, I'm light. Hey, what's with all those
traffic cones? They're everywhere. It's like trying to navigate through
the Van Hooven law for asteroid belt when your warp
drive is out.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
That killed me.
Speaker 4 (11:54):
Speaking of driving, you can always fight my car in
the parking lot by the bumper stickers stuff, like my
other car is a Saturn black holes, suck hunk if
you're from Alpha Centauri. I'm an astronomer, not an astrologer,
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dang it. And of course my favorite, my wife asked
me to give up stargazing. I sure will miss her, Huck,
Just kidding, Hank. People are always coming up to me
and saying, astro Nerd, do you believe in extraterrestrial intelligence?
And I always say, heck, I'm still looking for some
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around here around here because people are so stupid sometimes.
But you know, folks, I've actually seen an alien. In fact,
he's painting my house right now. It's wild. But seriously,
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the spaceship door opened up in this alien and says
to me. He says, I come in peace. And I
said to him, lucky you. I got here in a pacer,
A pacer.
Speaker 11 (13:11):
Shut up?
Speaker 4 (13:12):
Should I be doing this acting?
Speaker 1 (13:14):
Cling on?
Speaker 4 (13:15):
So I was out in California, where said lend, one
of my friends invited me to a star party.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
Well, the joke was on me.
Speaker 4 (13:23):
I was there for an hour and I finally went
up to a guy and said, hey, mel Gibson, where
are all the telescopes? Then he blamed it on the
jews and we did tequila shots till two am. Thank goodness,
he was able to drive.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
I was hammered.
Speaker 4 (13:40):
It's hard being a Southern astronomer, though, you know, here's
the top five ways you can tell you're a redneck astronomer.
Number five, I've got a Tasco Galaxy telescope with the
starfinder options up on blocked in.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
The front yard.
Speaker 4 (13:58):
Number four you use bacon fat to grease your declination
bearing three there's a cup holder on your tripod. Two
you call the dog Star Old Old Deep. And the
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number one way to tell that you're a redneck astronomer.
You use pictures of the flame nebula to get in
the mead.
Speaker 12 (14:28):
When you want to get.
Speaker 4 (14:29):
Frisky, you have pictures of them. Whoa hey, racing fat boys.
Speaker 9 (14:34):
Sit down.
Speaker 4 (14:35):
Every time you stand up in front of the spotlight.
I think I'm missing any clip missing an eclipse? Is
this thing on?
Speaker 13 (14:44):
Okay?
Speaker 8 (14:45):
All right, okay, thanks astroner.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
Let's hear it for him out.
Speaker 4 (14:49):
Hold on, take a chirpy. I got some risk management
stuff that Billy red Yeah, next time, but I.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
Was killing no, no, no, take a heike.
Speaker 3 (14:56):
Okay, take a space.
Speaker 8 (14:57):
Hey, I think what Get your anus on out of here.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
That's good. Upstad your ainus. Good morning. There's a big
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showing the radio. All right, everything going on in the world.
Let's just have some fun, all right, focus by one
Bill thinking about it.
Speaker 12 (15:41):
Hello, fellow taxpayers, your old friend Bill Silver's here.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
Lucky you. Ah.
Speaker 12 (15:46):
It's an election year, another chance to get screwed over,
and before you know it, you'll be wasting a trip
to the polls only to have eighty one million people
miraculously appear after two am on election day. Had slap
that smile off your face. Joe Biden, whose theme song
should have been The Wanderer. Joe Biden, who could cater
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one of his rallies with a bucket of chicken and
have leftovers. Joe Biden couldn't be the sharpest guy in
the room if you filed his head to a point.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
But I digress.
Speaker 12 (16:18):
Believe it or not, there are actually people out there
who will enthusiastically vote for Joe Biden after four years
of well, I don't have to tell you now. When
you ask them why, they'll mumble something about Orange Man
bad and wander off like their hero. But if you're
looking for good, solid, concrete reasons to cast your vote
for a guy who walks around like he's got two
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crab cakes in his shorts, you come to the right place.
From the home office, next to the closet that Chuck
Schumer's been in for the last forty years, comes the
top ten reasons people are voting for Joe Biden.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
Number ten, you.
Speaker 12 (16:53):
Suddenly realize there aren't enough fentanyl dealers in your neighborhood.
Number nine you think groceries have always been too cheap.
Number eight you enjoy giving your gas money to foreigners.
Number seven too many people in this country are speaking
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English for your liking. Number six, you're terribly worried about
the border in Ukraine.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
Number five.
Speaker 12 (17:30):
You're hoping to impress the hot looking liberal girls, both
of them. Number four you've always dreamed of being homeless.
Number three you don't think there should be an age
limit on sniffing children. Number two you also have a
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son with a laptop full of pictures of underage hookers.
And one reason you're going to vote for Joe Biden.
You're a big fan of the Walking Dead. Too soon,
maybe not soon enough. It's a big show on your radio.
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Thanks for joining us this morning.
Speaker 4 (18:18):
Oh, I love all old fine big Crown radio Man.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
Wall A Winch cousin, Brusie Walkman.
Speaker 9 (18:30):
Jack.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
Yoon Boy and Billy job Boy.
Speaker 4 (18:36):
Billy I had only two white men ever made me more.
Speaker 14 (18:40):
Whoa I feel no bonum.
Speaker 3 (18:47):
You'r lift back, We walk over for your lip back.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
Wow, good morning, it's a big show on the radio.
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One year ago today, before we knew that Taylor Swift
and Travis Kelsey was dating, Taylor re recorded Speak Now.
Her Speak Now album debuted at number one on the
Billboard two hundred or twelfth number one album, surpassing Barbara
Streisand's record for number one albums by a female art
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That's right.
Speaker 11 (19:54):
It was her re recorded one, so it had been
number one before and now it's sack around.
Speaker 6 (19:59):
He in the rating again.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
Artists do that, They go back and record it so
they don't have to share the royatis with a record company.
Speaker 11 (20:06):
The first well, yeah, they were being butt heads to her,
and since she had written all the songs, performed all
the songs, and had all the copyrights to all of it,
she was able to go in re record it and
then make.
Speaker 1 (20:17):
The debuts again double.
Speaker 6 (20:19):
And make deals with that.
Speaker 1 (20:20):
Yeah, and she is a snappy dresser. We still get
requests for this top ten wea debut during football season.
Speaker 9 (20:27):
There we go.
Speaker 3 (20:28):
Well.
Speaker 14 (20:28):
One of the most familiar things about the Era's tour
by Taylor Swift is the shiny, spangly silver outfit she
wears on stage at most of the shows. Not sure
how you describe it, We're fixing to try today's Big
show top ten list. Top ten things Taylor Swift is
dressed for in her on stage outfit. Number ten being
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shut out.
Speaker 1 (20:50):
Of a cannon.
Speaker 14 (20:54):
Number nine being sawt in half by a magician, Number
eight holding the lion tamer's hat while he gets in
the cage with the lion. Number seven marching with a
color guard during.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
Halftime at the Iron Board.
Speaker 14 (21:15):
Number six dancing behind Ruth Buzzy and Joe Anne Worley on.
Speaker 3 (21:19):
Laugh In in nineteen sixty eight.
Speaker 14 (21:24):
Number five selling cigarettes in front of Caesar's Palace before
Evil Knieval jumps the fountain in nineteen sixty.
Speaker 1 (21:30):
Seven cigars cigarettes, Tibrillo.
Speaker 14 (21:35):
Number four whacking Nancy Kerrigan and the knee before the
nineteen ninety two winner Olympics. Number three posing for the
Oscuse Oscar statue in nineteen twenty eight, Number two posing
for the new Rolls Royce hood ornament in nineteen eleven,
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and the number one thing Taylor Swift is dressed for
picking up a two million dollar check after tonight's concert.
Speaker 1 (22:16):
Good Morning Big Shows on the radio. Coming up, we
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Tayman News is what to watch. Here's Marcy Tator my
rae Hey.
Speaker 11 (22:47):
Box office report from the weekend my friends, Despicable be
four was the number one movie at the box office
for a second straight weekend. That is the animated movie.
Are you familiar. It's got the little yellow guys, the minions.
Speaker 6 (23:00):
And Steve Carroll.
Speaker 1 (23:03):
I can't.
Speaker 6 (23:09):
It is only the kid from Overboard. She just sits
there and goes, thank you. This guy knows what I'm
that's a girl.
Speaker 2 (23:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (23:19):
Hey.
Speaker 11 (23:19):
The horror fleck horror flick Long Legs performed better than
critics expected it to.
Speaker 6 (23:25):
It came in second Long Legs, Long Legs. Yeah, all right,
I don't.
Speaker 1 (23:33):
Heard about this before.
Speaker 5 (23:35):
Well, there's there's a horror feature. A guy who's like
really tall, the tall thin man. I wonder if we
don't know, we're not gonna see it.
Speaker 6 (23:45):
I mean I can look at it.
Speaker 11 (23:50):
In the Pursuit of a serial killer, an FBI agent
uncovers a series of occult clues that she must solve
to end his terrifying killing spree in pursuit of this
you alright, So, you know, a happy family movie, Inside
Out to drop from second to third place.
Speaker 6 (24:07):
Now, this one is an animated movie. It's about the
inside feelings of a girl. You know, you want to
know about that one A Quiet Place Day, One Fell spot.
It fell down to fourth place.
Speaker 11 (24:20):
And fly Me to the Moon, a rom com starring
Channing Tatum and Scarlett Johansson, came in fifth place.
Speaker 6 (24:25):
Yeah, it opened there as well.
Speaker 1 (24:27):
Cool Channing, Your man got to interview d you know,
because it's still good looking when you get rid.
Speaker 6 (24:34):
Of all the olden plate.
Speaker 7 (24:40):
He's not going to think you're a nice lady anymore.
Speaker 6 (24:43):
It wasn't him anyway.
Speaker 1 (24:45):
That was Jonah Hill yeh okay, go ahead, all right.
Speaker 6 (24:51):
Being released this weekend, Twisters. It's an action romance.
Speaker 11 (24:55):
It is more than twenty eight years later after the
release of Twister, finally got a equal.
Speaker 1 (25:02):
All right.
Speaker 11 (25:02):
So it's about a retired tornado chaser and meterrologist metogist
who is persuaded to return to Oklahoma to work with
a new team and new technologies, and you know what,
they're chasing storms and things are thrown around so it's
as supposed to be. It's supposed to be even better
than the first one, because you know, technologies come a
long way and they can make it a lot more intense.
Speaker 1 (25:25):
Cow we have Cow.
Speaker 11 (25:32):
Thelma is an action comedy and it's about a ninety
three year old Thelma Post who gets duped by a
phone scammer pretending to be her grandson. She sets out
on a treacherous quest across the city to reclaim what
was taken from her. They took all her money and
she's Grandma on.
Speaker 6 (25:48):
A mission and also out clearcut.
Speaker 11 (25:52):
This is starring Clive Standon, Alex Baldwin, Stephen Dwarf, and
Tom Welling and every moment is filled with danger in
this movie about and cutting timber in the Pacific Northwest.
But Jack becomes the target and that's the lead guy
of a brutal assault for more than the elements in
this action packed thriller. So Jack's parent family kind of
gets killed and then he goes off and he's got vengeance.
Speaker 1 (26:14):
Oh so he doesn't team up with Grandmama, does he?
Speaker 6 (26:18):
I thought I paused. Yeah, she's over with Louise on
their rascus. So that's right to watch my friends.
Speaker 1 (26:30):
All right, by well, thank you very much. Let's get
us a winner. Let's play John Boy Jeopardy review yesterday's question.
Since the nineteen thirties, this classic candy has been surrounded
by a persistent but false urban legend. The legend claims,
if you're a candy rapper shows a kid shooting at
a star with a bow and arrow, you would win
free candy or other PRIZESSI roll pop, that was TUTSI roll, Paul,
(26:54):
It's all right, Today's John Boy Jeopardy. Officially speaking, This
sport got a start in nineteen thirty nine with a
formation of just three teams in Williamsport, Pennsylvania. Today there
are nearly two hundred thousand teams in more than eighty
countries and over two point five million players.
Speaker 6 (27:16):
WHOA what is cornhole?
Speaker 1 (27:20):
You would think?
Speaker 13 (27:20):
So?
Speaker 12 (27:21):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (27:21):
No, what's y'all got?
Speaker 10 (27:23):
One?
Speaker 1 (27:23):
Eight hundred Big Show you told free line across America.
We play John boyd jepardon. Next Tuesday Morning is a
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Big Shawn a Radio Today's feature track for the Big Show,
Big Box Oliver John Boygan Nold. There's rick keywords good
and gold that bit box at the Big Show dot
Com right now, let's play hills live across America.
Speaker 7 (28:13):
It's John Boy chapin Wow way and now your host.
Speaker 5 (28:16):
He's been training for a new sport that he is
certain he can dominate, but so far none of the
stickhorse teams have returned his calls.
Speaker 1 (28:27):
He's John boyd there I go. Let's added David out
of Tifton, Georgia. Good morning, David, Hi, Good morning, hey body,
welcome in here. You got the first shot at John
Boy Jeopardy in this big old lod Tiger's prize pick
you ready to go?
Speaker 9 (28:45):
Hey?
Speaker 1 (28:46):
All right here. Officially speaking, this sport got it start
in nineteen thirty nine with the formation of just three
teams in Williamsport, Pennsylvania. Today they're nearly two hundred thousand
teams in more than eighty countries with over two point
five million players. What you got, David, I.
Speaker 13 (29:05):
Won't good with a little let's.
Speaker 1 (29:07):
Say, is it Little League Baseball?
Speaker 11 (29:13):
Yes?
Speaker 9 (29:14):
It is.
Speaker 1 (29:20):
By far the largest organized youth sports organization in the world.
Because we're not starting them young enough at corn holes.
You ain't on buddy Jack, you hook up we gold
prize pig.
Speaker 13 (29:37):
Hey, So that's good.
Speaker 15 (29:38):
Let's good for it all right, buddy, Why do when
the hour top of your news heed mad Max fans.
Speaker 1 (29:51):
You gotta treat coming up on the other side, The
mad Walk Morning Big Show is on your radio, all right,
(30:38):
got him on the line now, Good morning, big Shoe.
Speaker 9 (30:41):
John boyn Belly, y'all mad Maxy mad.
Speaker 1 (30:45):
By Bud Pard.
Speaker 9 (30:46):
No, but my boy, bad good way beyond boy. You
hear making from me? You're one person who don't have
to turn on the southern thing. That could be a
better trick or try to hear you turn it hard?
He get back and making fun of Randy's clothes in
just a minute. But right now I got the talking stick,
which means shut up, as my boy, shut up. I'm
(31:11):
here today to help not just blow off steam, believe
it or not, I'm here to promote understanding between the sexes.
My original list of twenty five rules for women has
helped thousands of broads around the world, and as head
of the mad Max University Science Department, I'm pleased to
announce the results of our ongoing research project ten more
(31:35):
rules to help women understand me. Number one, Yes, it
is possible to read motor trend and watch a football
game at the same time wet bringing it up. Number two.
Men cannot take a nap if you turn the race off.
Waking us up before the last twenty five laps has
(31:57):
been scientifically proven to call permanent brain damage. Number three.
Mashed potatos are a universal food that goes with anything,
including pizza. Number four. Dirty fingernails do not make ammend
look like a hic. They're actually a sign of intelligence.
(32:19):
If you don't believe that, let's see U strip of
sixty nine, shavel down to the frame, put it back together,
and have it run afterwards. Number five. New underwear needs
an extended break in period. This period lasts about eighteen
months past the point where you start trying to throw
them away. Holes are an essential part of the seven
(32:42):
year break in process. A pair of drawers are not
officially worn out as long as the waistband is all
in one piece. Number six. A woman's dream house includes
things like a breakfast nook, a sewing room, and granite
countertops in the kitchen. A man's ideal layout has a
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large commercial refrigerator, twelve hundred watt microwave, fifty inch ren
projection TV, queen size heide a sofa, and a twelve
ba garage with a metal drain in the middle of
a barre concrete floor. Perhaps we can reach a compromise.
Number seven, don't cut your hair ever. I know this
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was on the original list, but it's so important. I'm
standing again, so there's no chance of a misunderstand. Oh,
by the way, one more, I need to throw in
the hughes before your brother is an idiot. Number eight
the kids are right. That big round trampoline we saw
at Sam's club would be much more functional in the
(33:45):
backyard than another natural area. Number nine. The old saying
he who dies with the most toys wins is actually true.
This applies especially to cars, boats, guns, and anything with
a unified remote control. Extra points or order if item
can actually move under its own power, with double points
(34:09):
for anything that can fly. And Number ten, performances would
be better if practice was held more than once a month.
Oh you have it, the latest set of rules to
help women understand men, learn them, know them, live them,
and quit runing my life, John Boy, Billy, ain't you
all have a nice day?
Speaker 1 (34:58):
Good morning, big shows on radio? Is that golf moved
to runner drug?
Speaker 9 (35:04):
Well?
Speaker 13 (35:04):
Good morning Nerd, young boy and Billy, and good morning
told are belove bit friends out there in radio land
as here's a Reverend Billy Ray Collins from the short
of Joshua Independent Full of Gus. Put a penny cors
lissimbly just to Steed Road twenty three on the Frontage Road. Well,
it's summertime again. As usual, today's so called modern parents
(35:25):
has left their young uns home to fenn for theirself.
Mama can't stay home with little Bobby and Sissey like
the Bible says. She's gotta put on her little pant
suit and parade herself off to work because her and
Daddy need to pay for them two cars and that
satellite dish and the liquor cabinet full of alcohol in
(35:45):
the rumpus room, or his folks calls it nowadays, just
trying to make hims meet. Ah, But don't feel guilty, Mama.
The kids will be all right. They got a built
in babysitter there in the rumpus room the forty inch
high defamation fat screen TVs while they can soak up
(36:06):
some life lessons from the loudmouth Italian drunkards on the
New Jersey Shore program, or they can get the latest
news from Whoopy Goldstein in her cow shaped covet of
man hating meducers on the few, and for fun they
go watch old Maury Popovich do a blood test to
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find out which one of the tattooed horrormongers is the
father of the bastard child of the day. I tell
you a mess like that going on in their heads.
It ain't no wonder. Half the youngins in America's on
some kind of prescription dope trying to straighten them out.
That's our answer for everything nowadays. Appeal for this, Appeal
(36:49):
for that, friends, And ain't one kind of pill lit'll
straighten out a younger And and that's little goss pill,
which is just what they'll be getting when you pack
the little grocery gobblers up and bring them on down
to This year's extreeinarrow minded edition of The Sword of Joshua,
Full Gustful independent Vacation Bible School, a full week of
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Bible based activities guaranteed to put the fund back in fundamentalists.
This year's Deadmaster is doctor Jebini Hargis from the Rod
of God Pennecostal Temple in Pecker Point, alabamer Doctor Hargis
will inoculate your youngins against the waves of the devil
and his patented no nonsense King James only style. He'll
(37:35):
make a powerful impression on the kiddies through the heart
if he can, on the back of their breeches if
he needs to. In other words, if they get mouthy
on him. Missus Feller ain't a bit scared to apply
the board of Education to the seat of knowledge, just
like the Good Lord intended. Our five day curriculum includes
a nurishing launch of Graham Crackers and Pineapple juice, and
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a genuine nineteen seventeen in Schofield reference Bible. That's yours
to key Well Pature. That sounds good, but with all
this economic repression we got nowadays, I don't know if
I can afford that. Well, there's good news, friends, thanks
to Brother Chick callwell over there at the Tire Kingdom
number thirty seven. A full week of New Testament principles,
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backed up by the occasional Old Testament horse whooping is
yours for just nineteen ninety five. Why that's less than
taking the kiddies to see one of them movies with
all the teenage vampires in all lace.
Speaker 9 (38:35):
You start up July the twenty six.
Speaker 13 (38:37):
Space is limited for information called the Sort of Joshua
Vacation Bible School Hotline at one eight hundred Yes amen,
or you can go to our website at www dot
sordid Joshua dot org slash VBES slash two O one.
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If I as y'all, I just call the the Sword
of Joshua phull of Gush for independent Vacation Bible School.
Just cause you're going hell, don't mean you're young uns
have too. A community outreach of the Sword of Joshua.
Independent photo uspher Penny COURSI listimbly just off Street Road
twenty three on the Frontage Road. This here's a Reverend
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Billy Ray Islands reminding you is this time of turn?
So you don't burn young boy and Billie ye old,
keep them straight up?
Speaker 1 (39:29):
Fire away? Who walk my live? Go hot well hard
hot ho I ho ho hollo God. Everyone know that's
l list is loud list? Is loud list? Why josh
horays last is loud lists? Let less pop honey hollowa good.
Speaker 3 (39:51):
I'm going out?
Speaker 9 (39:52):
You know, I know? Oh what?
Speaker 16 (40:02):
Ah morning this week show on the radio New Time.
(40:33):
I'm en Hansen Sports Breeds a little overrivur from right now.
Speaker 1 (40:40):
For some reason, we call honor him, but Honor's gonna pushing.
Speaker 9 (40:46):
Yeah, maybe a rope.
Speaker 1 (40:49):
Thank you easier?
Speaker 12 (40:51):
Is so?
Speaker 1 (40:51):
Here we go with us bonus top ten list, tagging
Bill Well.
Speaker 14 (40:56):
Every time we turned around, a private video shot by
a famous selety gets leaked on the internet. Now, thank goodness,
it's never happened with anybody in our particular group. But
if it did, yipes. Today's top ten list the top
ten things overheard on the Terry Hanson sex tape.
Speaker 1 (41:21):
Here we go. Number ten? H whatd I comme it
here for again? Number nine? Hey guys, wait out?
Speaker 7 (41:31):
Number eight?
Speaker 14 (41:32):
Can you break a twenty?
Speaker 1 (41:35):
Number seven? Is it supposed to smoke like that?
Speaker 14 (41:41):
Number six? Where do I put the quarter? Number five?
Who do I expect to satisfy with this?
Speaker 13 (41:48):
Me? Number four?
Speaker 14 (41:52):
Sorry, it's been a while. Which one of us gets
tied up? Number three before I forget?
Speaker 9 (41:58):
I have a group on.
Speaker 6 (42:02):
Number two?
Speaker 1 (42:03):
Al, you're on my hair?
Speaker 7 (42:05):
No the other end?
Speaker 14 (42:07):
And the number one thing overheard on the Terry Hansen sextape.
Speaker 1 (42:12):
Keep looking, it's there those We're all go ten levels
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