July 16, 2024 • 43 mins
Tuesday (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, Astronerd takes the stage during Open Mic Night.. - Tater fills us in on What to Watch.. - Rev. Billy Ray Collins opens up his Vacation Bible School.. - Martha Stewart joins Robert D. Raiford in a special edition of “Cooking with Raiford”.. - Terry Hanson calls in with another edition of his Sports Briefs.. - and we’ll wrap up with Oliver on John Boy getting old..
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
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fuck have fun. Another chance to have a cooking with
Rayford right here, because it was on this date in
four Martha Stewart has sent us to five months in
prison and a two year period of supervise release includes
five months of home confinement. Federal judge and what does
(00:45):
she do? Oh, conspiracy, obstruction of an agency proceeding, and
making false statements to federal investigators.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Basically, she got some insider information on stocks, acted on
it and then said she didn't And that's what I
got her jail time.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Man, So she did some this some time off of
that deal, Yeah didn't.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
I hope her career will come back.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Okay, she's doing much better now, you know. She's got
snoop dog and well hang with the Felons.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
I don't know, and I think we kind of blaze
the comeback trail for her with this.
Speaker 4 (01:22):
It's time once again for Cooking with Rafer with your
host Robert d Rafer. No, no, no where in a
for a five minutes show. Just just just star up.
Hey all, that's raper on today's show. We'd like to
welcome a very special guest. Where's that card?
Speaker 5 (01:38):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (01:38):
We here? Entertainment guru Martha Stewart is America's best known
expert on home entertainment, but her sister is an expert
in her own right, and her new book is called
one hundred and one Free and Nearly Free Household Hints.
Please welcome our special guest, Marcy Stewart.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
Well, thank you, Bob. It's a pleasure to be here.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
Ain't no problem. You want something to drink?
Speaker 3 (02:03):
Do you have any dry white wines?
Speaker 4 (02:05):
I look like I have any dry white wines? How
about a shot a gentleman jack? No, thanks, I'm having
me a taste.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
My goodness, that's an awfully big taste.
Speaker 4 (02:18):
I'm a big boy. So anyways, what's this new book
of yours about?
Speaker 3 (02:23):
Well, Bob, my famous sister Martha sometimes gets accused of
being a little elaborate in some of her household projects.
I meanwhile, it was always the more practical one in
the family.
Speaker 4 (02:35):
You're a little bit better looking as she is.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
Thanks anyway, This book is a collection of some of
my favorite handy household tips that that'll cost you practically nothing.
Speaker 4 (02:46):
Speaking of free, you're sure you don't want.
Speaker 6 (02:48):
Some of this?
Speaker 4 (02:49):
No, no, thanks, suit yourself. It means more for me.
So did I ask you about the book?
Speaker 7 (03:02):
Yes?
Speaker 8 (03:02):
You did?
Speaker 4 (03:02):
Oh yeah, household hen so lays I'm on us.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
Well, i'd be happy to now. We all love golden
brown pancakes at breakfast time, and if you use a
turkey baster to squeeze the batter onto the hot griddle,
you'll have perfectly shaped pancakes. Every time I buy.
Speaker 4 (03:19):
In frozen ones, you put it in the microwave. The
hardest part of that is you get them out of
plastic bag.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
What's next, Well, if you're having a hard boiled egg
with that breakfast, an easy way to prevent your eggshells
from cracking is to add a pinch of salt to
the water before boiling.
Speaker 4 (03:35):
What difference does it make if they cracked? And you're
gonna take the shells off anyway. Come on, what else
you got?
Speaker 3 (03:41):
Well, as long as we're boiling water on the stove,
now here's the tip for perfect corn on the cop
We can add a pinch of sugar to the water
while cooking sugar huh, and it helps bring out the
corn's natural sweetness.
Speaker 4 (03:58):
Old kind of corn iyebot comes in a can. Well,
speaking of corn, let's get a little bit.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
Here, Bob, you might want to take it. Take a
little easy there.
Speaker 4 (04:11):
Don't you worry about me, sweeth hunt, I was knocking
these back when you were still in diapers. Press on,
press on?
Speaker 3 (04:17):
Okay, do you ever get headaches?
Speaker 4 (04:21):
What do you think?
Speaker 3 (04:23):
Well, here's a handy hint kind of fresh lime in
half and rub it on your forehead. Believe it or not,
it really works a.
Speaker 4 (04:31):
Lime Yeah, bake face full of lime juice running down
your eyes. You know I should feel good. I'll make
you forget all about the rest of your head hurt.
Always just use a little hair of a dog here. Oh,
by the way, we have a little party with the
crew after we wrap the show up. Here you'll stick around.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
Actually, I've got an early flight out. I should probably
go straight back to the hotel.
Speaker 4 (05:04):
Hey, you got any tips for cleaning up broken glass?
Speaker 3 (05:09):
Sorry?
Speaker 5 (05:10):
No?
Speaker 4 (05:11):
What good? Are you?
Speaker 3 (05:12):
Excuse me?
Speaker 4 (05:13):
Oh? Nothing? So anyway, I broke my glass. So anyways,
I would like to thank my special guest, Patrick Stewart,
the author of one hundred and one Dalmatians. This is Rayford.
(05:35):
Peace out?
Speaker 3 (05:38):
Oh good Bob? Hello Bob? Are you okay? Bob?
Speaker 8 (05:43):
Hey?
Speaker 3 (05:44):
Could we get a couple of you guys to put
it back on the couch over there?
Speaker 4 (05:50):
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I need some, all right, yeah, ai, y'all, let's play
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(06:37):
Good Morning. That's a big showing the radio. Rode it
to your Tuesdays, July sixteenth with today's featured track from
the Big Show, Good Box. Oliver on John Boy getting old,
no worries, very sensitive.
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You La.
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Den. It's time boy bete the blog. That's me, not contestant.
Danny from Mobile, Alabama. Good morning, Danny, Good morning, buddy.
We're all good. Welcome in here amongst us. All right,
Marcy has Danny. You're gonna try to help him around
this big on waffle house price.
Speaker 7 (07:30):
Mike.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
Hey, Danny, you agree or disagree with Tator's ANSWER's get
two bells before two buzzers and you got it? All right. Well,
let's start out with a true or false question? Got
a fifty to fifty shots of this one. In Italy,
it is against the law to send a pregnant woman
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to jail.
Speaker 4 (07:56):
True.
Speaker 9 (07:56):
Ain't nobody get tamping that.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Says that is true? So Danny, use those these true
are falses, you know, throw it out there. It sounds
we could that be true? Says yes, that's true.
Speaker 4 (08:11):
So do you.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Agree? You agree or disagree?
Speaker 9 (08:17):
So what he disagrees?
Speaker 1 (08:19):
Disagree, disagree? I was trying to push it right, that's true.
And there are actually ten other countries that protect pregnant
women from going to jail. Yep. And there's a moment
in the US right now. Yeah, do that?
Speaker 5 (08:37):
What is okay?
Speaker 3 (08:39):
Sometimes it takes like two years to be convicted around here, so.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
It might have got down to go. Time to make
a plan, right or true or fall? That's right. Oh,
that's just one buzzer for you, Danny. So we've got
to get a bell right here. So Marcy, in order
to do something that is very popular among tourists in Ireland,
(09:05):
you must lie on your back with your head dangling
below your feet while somebody holds your knees in order to.
Speaker 7 (09:14):
Do what, dude, it would be to kiss your own
arse good bad. I think it was to do a
shot of guinness. But I'm going to say kiss the Blarney.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
Storm over in Ireland. That's to kiss the Blarney stone. Danny,
Do you agree or disagree? I agree, and yeah that's
the thing to do. Knowing about the Blarney Stone Sandwich people.
Speaker 7 (09:53):
You know to myself, now, all right, I'm.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
Gonna win or lose right here. So Marcy, according to
miss manners. If you meet a doctor at a cocktail party,
isn't considered rude to ask him about his health?
Speaker 3 (10:14):
I would know, only be if you also ask him
to turn his head and cough.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
That would be we know how you are after your appletinis? Yeah,
where your wonder is on the other side of the bar.
Speaker 3 (10:36):
I would say that it is rude to ask him
about his health.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
It's rude to ask him about his health. Danny agree
or disagree? I would agree, and that is no. It
would be nice for a change. You were trying to
be nice, you know, you might.
Speaker 3 (11:01):
Just try exercising a little bit. I mean that might be.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
If you hang on, buddy, we'll get you a nice
consolation prize. All right, all right, preakat y'all? Alright, alright,
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What was the twisted secret they shared? And where are
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a small village just outside Prague in nineteen sixty seven.
Her stunning beauty made her the toast of Czechoslovakia, so
much so left her native homeland in the early nineteen
eighties immigrated to America. Paulina soon became the toast of
the United States as well. Her face and figure were
featured in hundreds of magazines, including A Crowning Jewel and
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Any Model's Career cover of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue.
At a party in nineteen eighty nine, Paulina met Rick o'cassick,
leader of the Boston based haircut rock band called The Cars.
Eyewitnesses at the party say Paulina and o'cassick were inseparable
that night and from then on. Shortly thereafter, ocassick's band
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split up after a long dry spell on the music charts. Meanwhile,
Paulina's modeling jobs became less and less frequent, with the
exception of a single high profile campaign for Estae Lauder,
she has been virtually invisible since meeting ocassick at a
party in nineteen ninety three. Paulina and Ocassock serviced again.
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Pauline o'wall a small gold band on the third finger
of her left hand. She was also carrying a small bundle,
which eyewitnesses say it may have contained a small child.
As incredible as it may see, the authorities now theorized
Paulina may not have only married o'kassick, she may have
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actually had sex with us. Paulina Portskova is twenty nine
years old, five feet ten inches tall, one hundred and
fifteen pounds, with straight shoulder, lenked brown hair, blue eyes,
and she is built like a brig house Rick Cocassick
it's forty years old, six feet three inches tall, ninety
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seven pounds, and is usually described as that scary looking
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Next week?
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Speaker 1 (15:17):
John Boy and Billy Morning Radio. Done right, Good morning,
(15:49):
it's a big show on the radio. You'll know about
twenty minutes he's said, Louis, you bring to day the
stewards hands and I'm man and made the name in
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and right now action.
Speaker 8 (16:20):
Hello friends, your old pal Birdburn here with another spleen
splintering entry of John Boy and Billy Playhouse Today's episode
the Unforgivable Sin.
Speaker 9 (16:30):
As our story opens, Ricky B.
Speaker 8 (16:32):
Sharp returns home after a frustrating visit to his sister
in law's. But the low saite at home.
Speaker 9 (16:41):
Where's the brown liquor?
Speaker 3 (16:43):
It's all poured in all the table.
Speaker 9 (16:45):
Skip the glass. Just give me the bottle and a straw.
Speaker 8 (16:49):
Oh, your damn sister is a chain smoking gap tooth
you and a brown churpricker.
Speaker 10 (16:56):
I'm sure it wasn't that bad, but she always has
such nice thing to say about you.
Speaker 9 (17:01):
Roller stuff I do for her and her did be
the husband? I'm sure she does, but the fact remains.
Speaker 8 (17:07):
Hater.
Speaker 1 (17:09):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 8 (17:10):
Uh oh, what's wrong with you? Looks like someone crapped
in your cocoa pebbles.
Speaker 10 (17:17):
Well, Ricky, I know this isn't a good time for
this conversation, but there is something I need to tell you.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
Oh boy, here we go.
Speaker 9 (17:26):
Okay, let's hear it.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
What now?
Speaker 9 (17:28):
Did you beat the bartender at arm wrestling again?
Speaker 4 (17:31):
No?
Speaker 9 (17:32):
Using the men room urinal at the highlow end?
Speaker 11 (17:35):
No?
Speaker 8 (17:36):
Did you choke slam that little Korean gal for making
fun of your talents at the pedicure place? No, you
put shaving cream around your mouth and chase the neighbor kids.
Speaker 6 (17:44):
No?
Speaker 8 (17:45):
Oh wait, I know you got caught putting Maga bumper
stickers on cars at the community college again.
Speaker 9 (17:50):
Lucy, how could I be mad about that?
Speaker 10 (17:53):
Oh, Ricky, I'm afraid this is bad.
Speaker 3 (17:56):
I mean really bad.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
I mean really really bad.
Speaker 8 (18:01):
Oh Lucy. Oh Lucy, No, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 12 (18:07):
No, no, Lucy, please say it ain't so not bad?
Speaker 9 (18:11):
Huh. I can't believe it.
Speaker 3 (18:13):
Almost believable.
Speaker 8 (18:14):
We have finally gone and violated your vows are love, honor,
and obey.
Speaker 9 (18:20):
You have gone and talked to it all over our
marriage license.
Speaker 8 (18:24):
And worst of all, you have destroyed my career as
pether Rock.
Speaker 9 (18:29):
Watch, folks, find out what.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
You've been doing.
Speaker 8 (18:32):
My life is Doting's most beloved fast fly messed will
be over.
Speaker 9 (18:38):
I'll be a laughing stock.
Speaker 8 (18:40):
And then who takes over Dinky Dave's the donut hole
and Dinky Donuts a hole?
Speaker 9 (18:46):
Why me, Lord, why me?
Speaker 1 (18:51):
Are are you dood hi?
Speaker 8 (18:53):
Ricky?
Speaker 10 (18:54):
None of that happened. It's worse than that much much.
Oh no, yeah, I told my sister and her husband
we'd have dinner with us.
Speaker 9 (19:05):
Shut up, and how.
Speaker 8 (19:15):
We hope you've enjoyed John Bully and Billy Playhouse. I'd
rather acount thinky Dave.
Speaker 9 (19:19):
I'm doing your top two buttons.
Speaker 8 (19:23):
Tune in next time when we'll hear Lucy's chain smoking
gap tooth you a brown cherry pickers sister.
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A right god more. Thanks for joining us so much, Boddy.
We appreciate you always, my pleasure, my friend. All right, well,
dare we know? This is a special week in the
world of golf. And I know you got a remember
him story you tell us about today about a big show,
buddy of ours. Yeah, it's a British Open week, like
(23:19):
we said.
Speaker 11 (23:20):
And you'll remember, for eight years I bought Brent Wright
on the show and this was the week that he'd
always he wouldn't call it the British Open, He'd call
it the Open I remember, right right, And he was
run like eight years. And uh, I think people really
enjoyed him.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
I know we did.
Speaker 11 (23:39):
And uh he was at CBS for twenty three years
and uh he was you know, people knew who he was.
But he's early on when he was on air with us,
he told me he was stopped by the highway patrol
up in Hendersonville and the guy said, oh, oh, are
you the guy on John Boynt. He said, nobody ever
(24:02):
stopped him for CBS, but they knew him from John Boyce.
Speaker 1 (24:06):
Wow. And Ben died.
Speaker 11 (24:09):
In twenty twenty one at age eighty eight up in
Flat Rock. He had a fall and went to the
hospital and he did make it. But that's our buddy.
Speaker 1 (24:21):
H No, boy, I just love the weeks we would
have majors or like this and always count on Ben
coming up. And man, you talk about one of the
first politically correct crap that went on, it was to
Ben right there.
Speaker 11 (24:37):
Absolutely, And you know, I mean he came down one
weekend if you remember, and spent a little time with us,
right I'm not sure I recovered from that for about
four or five days. And the thing about Ben, I
think about Ben, I think about the Masters. I mean
think about the Masters. I think about a guy that's
got a little bit of a show ty in now.
(24:59):
His name is Glenn greens Fan. He doesn't work with
Marcy and he works with the Folds of Honor, and
I know he's got a few guys on your show
to talk to about. And Glenn worked for me at
the PGA tour from eighty eight to ninety three. His wife,
Cindy was my counselor at the health club I used
to go to. He was the head of Augustus PR,
(25:22):
the first ever PR director Augusta from ninety six to
two thousand and eight. And then get this, he was
Tiger Woods spokesman from two thousand and nine to twenty twenty,
and he said that Tiger Woods at that point in
time was the most interviewed person in the world. Wow,
because you know, after four rounds of golf, they would
(25:44):
always talk to him. And Glenn was talking about being
around Tiger and what it was like. You know, he
was in restaurants, he couldn't eat. People would mob up
on him. They'd get in traffic in cars to be
surrounding him, and Patrick Roxie'd be chasing them. And Glenn
told me about one time they got to the airport
and they got on the airplanes with Tiger and Tiger said,
(26:08):
you know what he says, being famous sucks. He said,
the only thing I get out of being famous is
getting tickets to go to ball games.
Speaker 12 (26:21):
He did.
Speaker 1 (26:22):
He didn't mention the hostesses, good peoples. Yeah, I was
talking about Tiger, not about Glenn.
Speaker 9 (26:36):
Yeah, I know, but I wanted to throw that in
about Glenn.
Speaker 3 (26:38):
I never met Tiger, but I've met Glenn.
Speaker 11 (26:42):
So next week, guys, I want to talk about my
old buddy Ed. You know, well, En pelay Ed got
a little story about him. I think you know the
story but I like to tell him next week when
we come back on. Okay, all right.
Speaker 1 (26:57):
Good deal, buddy, good deal. No man, I was thinking
about Ben right when they in a scott won the
Scottish Open last week and McIntyre guy Open.
Speaker 11 (27:09):
He would have hated that.
Speaker 9 (27:12):
I just always like that.
Speaker 7 (27:13):
He called you Patty and I.
Speaker 11 (27:17):
We used to go up and visit with me and
his wife, that one, a beautiful young lady.
Speaker 1 (27:22):
Young lady.
Speaker 11 (27:22):
Yeah. We used to go up there all the time
and she cooked for us and we'd stay with him,
and it was so much fun to cook up with
him in later years.
Speaker 1 (27:31):
And then to bring him to the big shows.
Speaker 11 (27:33):
That is a sick thrill for me, and I know
what's yes.
Speaker 1 (27:36):
It was glad we got to enjoy him well eight
years man, good stuff, hands and all right, my boy,
we'll talk to you next week. I have a great
rest of your week. Okay, guys, all right, boy, Well,
let's play worthy word one eight hundred Big Show you
told free line. We'll get a couple of contestants and
play next Good Tuesday morning. It is the Big Show
(28:20):
on the radio. Today's feature track for The Big Show,
Big Box. Oliver on John Boy Getting old in the
big box. Keywords getting old you, how tender Oliver can
be of us? Okay, click out on their contest. But
you can't get through, we'll call you at everybody's head
about the bed. There's a wordy word and a wordy word.
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Let's meet a Contestancy's Big Mike from Trenton, Tennessee. Good morning,
Big Mic. What's going on?
Speaker 4 (28:50):
Man?
Speaker 1 (28:50):
I gotta win today, Now, that's what we're gonna do. Boddy,
whoa John boy, Big Mark? All let's say right, let's
ay the stand from Oscaloosa, Iowa. Good morning, stands, good morning,
everybody morning, buddy, coming in hot at hour of pan,
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big mind and Tennessee so standing tater on a team
and she bore up there the man. All right, man,
damn big mind. Well stand you teddy, relaxed. Let's see
what me and Big Mike canoe for round one? All right, okay,
(29:31):
get there out there is okay? Ready go? A blank
of lightning out of the sky, right, No another word?
A blank of light? Yeah, a big blank of lightning.
Did you see that blank of light?
Speaker 4 (29:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (29:50):
Rhymes with it? A little horse tony, No, just just born,
just born? A young horse is a what yes, uh
huh okay rhymes with it. You get shocked, you get
a yeah too on the board too, on the board
(30:14):
with that. Oh, let's see what Stan and Taylor can
do with their round one. We're still running.
Speaker 6 (30:20):
We're still rubbing about that last one. When you get
hit with lightning, it's a what it blanks. You used
to be a kola called this because we get you
a lot of energy. Yes, all right, Uh you uh
you have a razor blank and shave your face. Uh huh.
Speaker 9 (30:38):
This is uh.
Speaker 6 (30:39):
Chickens have these. All birds have these on their wings. Yes, sir,
you when you think about and you have a picture
in your head, they call it this.
Speaker 3 (30:48):
You're doing what you're blanking the scenery.
Speaker 6 (30:51):
You are uh imagining right, But it's a it's a
big word.
Speaker 1 (30:57):
I mean, I know, imagine there's the buzzer. So what
did you get? A three? Wow? Just a three? Like
so much more?
Speaker 4 (31:06):
We'll think that.
Speaker 1 (31:07):
All right, So y'all are leading by one, so big, Mike,
let's me and you get some poets right here, buddy, Okay,
do it now. We're picking up on that last one. Ready, go.
Golfers will do this where they're golf shot before they
hit it, say this is where it's gonna go. I'm
(31:27):
doing this. I see it in my mind where the
ball is? No'm you? You your eyes? You have twenty
twenty what yeah? So part of the word you do
what you you in your brain? You got vision? So
you what you picture it? You're not gonna get it,
(31:49):
are you?
Speaker 11 (31:50):
No?
Speaker 1 (31:50):
Wait? No? No, right, I couldn't give it up. I'm sorry.
So hey, at least we don't have to set through
Stan and Taylor anymore. They win three to two.
Speaker 3 (32:00):
Big Mic got it once the pressure was off.
Speaker 1 (32:01):
Oh did you say it?
Speaker 3 (32:03):
Say it again, Big Mike?
Speaker 1 (32:06):
Okay, yeah, okay, all right, well Big Mike you can
try again anytime. Uh yeah, I'm gonna get it all right.
Thank you so much. We appreciate you, buddy. You have
a great rest of your day and stand in high.
Well buddy, you win the big Old Fish and Cycles
price package coming your way. Well, thank you. I just
(32:30):
wanted to say visualized. Okay, ahead, get saying another one
there by more now okay, alright, I don't stand appreciate you, buddy.
Morning Big Shows on the radio. Oh thanks, Marcy Marsh said,
you know, I think Big Michael was on a hands free,
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but I didn't hear like.
Speaker 6 (32:55):
All the noise stuff, you know, all the bells and
listen to your future wordy word players, get off that
hands free.
Speaker 2 (33:03):
I hate to remind you, but she is trying to win.
Speaker 4 (33:07):
Watching you.
Speaker 1 (33:10):
Let's get our bid request This morning, Old Thomas Snead,
coming out of Jackson, Tennessee, said, will y'all please play
the song about summer sucking the guys? But I guess
you already knew that. Yes, we're familiar, Thomas. We'll get
it for you. Next Good morning, Big shows on the radio,
(33:52):
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Show dot com. Thomas need out of Jackson, Tennessee, gets
his request. He kind of geting to Thomas too, isn't.
Speaker 4 (34:07):
It all right?
Speaker 5 (34:09):
Roy A one in the two and you know what,
Ladies and gentlemen, Junior Nation Man presents another sad tale
of real life wold.
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Based on all our experiences.
Speaker 5 (34:24):
Well, it's sticky and it's humid, feeling sweaty as the
heat begins to climb r o septic tanks Lencoln and
that ac unit could go anytime, and the toilet needs
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a plumber. Life's of lumber. Let me tell you summer suns.
Speaker 1 (34:57):
Well, washer dryers.
Speaker 5 (34:59):
Busta in that dirty laundry is getting kind of rank,
and we call a repair man.
Speaker 1 (35:11):
But we ain't got the call in the bank.
Speaker 5 (35:19):
We're up the creek without a paddle.
Speaker 1 (35:22):
Lives of battle.
Speaker 5 (35:23):
What a bummer summer suns.
Speaker 1 (35:29):
Now, y'all.
Speaker 5 (35:30):
I'd had a pretty bad day when.
Speaker 1 (35:31):
I wrote this song.
Speaker 5 (35:33):
Felt good to get it off my chest, and I
showed the words to my buddy Gooch over here. He said, O,
my little ten year old, and if you clip, might
hear this. This is the new United States of America.
You gonna let him walk around thinking there ain't no hope.
And he's right, So clip, we're fixing the dig around
(35:55):
in this big old pile of horse grimble, and see
if we can find you a pony in here. Someone
here we go now juniors winning races, So I reckon,
summer ain't a total bus.
Speaker 1 (36:14):
And we might live.
Speaker 5 (36:15):
Paycheck to paycheck, But the Lord above is where we
put our trust. Might be a hole in my bucket,
but circumstance can suck it, I'll adjust and there it is,
Boys and Girls, the closest you're ever gonna get to
(36:38):
a story book ending from a song. End of this hairband.
By the way, Gooch, if you nephew ends up in
juvenile hall, I'm going back to the original version.
Speaker 1 (37:18):
Good morning, it's a big show on the radio for
your Tuesday, July sixteenth, John Bowyemilly album. I'm gonna those
ahore just tracks you might want to include over the summers.
Send it away with your college bound freshman. You're alive
to that like that? And now know what is this crap.
Speaker 6 (37:39):
A?
Speaker 1 (37:39):
I grew up with man. We already working on another generation.
Here a big show listener. Check it out. Keywords getting
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it's time for Oliver.
Speaker 8 (37:59):
Well, well, well, it's a sad fact of life for
all of us.
Speaker 9 (38:06):
That time March is on.
Speaker 8 (38:10):
You start moving a little slower, getting up a little earlier,
eating dinner around four in the afternoon. You've even given
up taking credit for all those poots and started blaming
them on the dog. And that's not the worst part,
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because somewhere in times March you find out usually by
accident that you are no longer cool. And if you're
sitting there thinking that I'm not talking about you, I'm
talking about you. Here's a few telltale signs to look for.
(38:56):
Your favorite conversation starter is how your pants match the carpet.
You boast that everything you say sets something up. You
think people actually like to hear you sing, even after
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they shut your mic off. You're convinced that your son's
girlfriends are dating them to get to you. You complain
constantly about the local news radio every morning, but for
(39:42):
some reason you just don't listen to anything else. You
just saw a movie that was a box office smash
twenty five years ago. Whatever the problem is, you insist
on dealing with it through your humor. Your salary is
(40:07):
the gross national product of a small country, but you
hoard fast food biscuits like a squirrel getting ready for winter.
You can't find your big bags. You keep telling people
(40:37):
you could make a living. The only jogging you do
is to your memory. Despite evidence to the contrary, you
continue to believe that you are the light of everyone's life.
(41:03):
When someone says rolling Stones, you think of your kidneys,
not the rock group. When a friend oh say someone
from the President's Club is looking at hotties on the internet.
You actually suggest to skip over to pictures of your
fishing trips. You believe it's better to give than to receive, unless,
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of course, we're talking about a copy of that same
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could type, you'd be right in there with you. Scold
kids for listening to that Go to Hell music while
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you're playing Pink Floyd and Black Saba. Your idea of
fine dining is eating out of the back of a
truck under a bridge. Getting a little action means your
prune juice is kicking. Is you care You're just not
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going to do anything about And finally, although it's never
happened and is not likely to, you always worry that
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fuck have fun. Another chance to have a cooking with
Rayford right here, because it was on this date in
four Martha Stewart has sent us to five months in
prison and a two year period of supervise release includes
five months of home confinement. Federal judge and what does
(00:45):
she do? Oh, conspiracy, obstruction of an agency proceeding, and
making false statements to federal investigators.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Basically, she got some insider information on stocks, acted on
it and then said she didn't And that's what I
got her jail time.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Man, So she did some this some time off of
that deal, Yeah didn't.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
I hope her career will come back.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Okay, she's doing much better now, you know. She's got
snoop dog and well hang with the Felons.
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I don't know, and I think we kind of blaze
the comeback trail for her with this.
Speaker 4 (01:22):
It's time once again for Cooking with Rafer with your
host Robert d Rafer. No, no, no where in a
for a five minutes show. Just just just star up.
Hey all, that's raper on today's show. We'd like to
welcome a very special guest. Where's that card?
Speaker 5 (01:38):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (01:38):
We here? Entertainment guru Martha Stewart is America's best known
expert on home entertainment, but her sister is an expert
in her own right, and her new book is called
one hundred and one Free and Nearly Free Household Hints.
Please welcome our special guest, Marcy Stewart.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
Well, thank you, Bob. It's a pleasure to be here.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
Ain't no problem. You want something to drink?
Speaker 3 (02:03):
Do you have any dry white wines?
Speaker 4 (02:05):
I look like I have any dry white wines? How
about a shot a gentleman jack? No, thanks, I'm having
me a taste.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
My goodness, that's an awfully big taste.
Speaker 4 (02:18):
I'm a big boy. So anyways, what's this new book
of yours about?
Speaker 3 (02:23):
Well, Bob, my famous sister Martha sometimes gets accused of
being a little elaborate in some of her household projects.
I meanwhile, it was always the more practical one in
the family.
Speaker 4 (02:35):
You're a little bit better looking as she is.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
Thanks anyway, This book is a collection of some of
my favorite handy household tips that that'll cost you practically nothing.
Speaker 4 (02:46):
Speaking of free, you're sure you don't want.
Speaker 6 (02:48):
Some of this?
Speaker 4 (02:49):
No, no, thanks, suit yourself. It means more for me.
So did I ask you about the book?
Speaker 7 (03:02):
Yes?
Speaker 8 (03:02):
You did?
Speaker 4 (03:02):
Oh yeah, household hen so lays I'm on us.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
Well, i'd be happy to now. We all love golden
brown pancakes at breakfast time, and if you use a
turkey baster to squeeze the batter onto the hot griddle,
you'll have perfectly shaped pancakes. Every time I buy.
Speaker 4 (03:19):
In frozen ones, you put it in the microwave. The
hardest part of that is you get them out of
plastic bag.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
What's next, Well, if you're having a hard boiled egg
with that breakfast, an easy way to prevent your eggshells
from cracking is to add a pinch of salt to
the water before boiling.
Speaker 4 (03:35):
What difference does it make if they cracked? And you're
gonna take the shells off anyway. Come on, what else
you got?
Speaker 3 (03:41):
Well, as long as we're boiling water on the stove,
now here's the tip for perfect corn on the cop
We can add a pinch of sugar to the water
while cooking sugar huh, and it helps bring out the
corn's natural sweetness.
Speaker 4 (03:58):
Old kind of corn iyebot comes in a can. Well,
speaking of corn, let's get a little bit.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
Here, Bob, you might want to take it. Take a
little easy there.
Speaker 4 (04:11):
Don't you worry about me, sweeth hunt, I was knocking
these back when you were still in diapers. Press on,
press on?
Speaker 3 (04:17):
Okay, do you ever get headaches?
Speaker 4 (04:21):
What do you think?
Speaker 3 (04:23):
Well, here's a handy hint kind of fresh lime in
half and rub it on your forehead. Believe it or not,
it really works a.
Speaker 4 (04:31):
Lime Yeah, bake face full of lime juice running down
your eyes. You know I should feel good. I'll make
you forget all about the rest of your head hurt.
Always just use a little hair of a dog here. Oh,
by the way, we have a little party with the
crew after we wrap the show up. Here you'll stick around.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
Actually, I've got an early flight out. I should probably
go straight back to the hotel.
Speaker 4 (05:04):
Hey, you got any tips for cleaning up broken glass?
Speaker 3 (05:09):
Sorry?
Speaker 5 (05:10):
No?
Speaker 4 (05:11):
What good? Are you?
Speaker 3 (05:12):
Excuse me?
Speaker 4 (05:13):
Oh? Nothing? So anyway, I broke my glass. So anyways,
I would like to thank my special guest, Patrick Stewart,
the author of one hundred and one Dalmatians. This is Rayford.
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Peace out?
Speaker 3 (05:38):
Oh good Bob? Hello Bob? Are you okay? Bob?
Speaker 8 (05:43):
Hey?
Speaker 3 (05:44):
Could we get a couple of you guys to put
it back on the couch over there?
Speaker 4 (05:50):
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Beating the Blood and one eight hundred Big show you
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Good Morning. That's a big showing the radio. Rode it
to your Tuesdays, July sixteenth with today's featured track from
the Big Show, Good Box. Oliver on John Boy getting old,
no worries, very sensitive.
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Church mcgine word's getting old. Over ten thousand tracks, you
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Big show dot com till they got own air condest button,
can't get due, We'll call.
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You La.
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Den. It's time boy bete the blog. That's me, not contestant.
Danny from Mobile, Alabama. Good morning, Danny, Good morning, buddy.
We're all good. Welcome in here amongst us. All right,
Marcy has Danny. You're gonna try to help him around
this big on waffle house price.
Speaker 7 (07:30):
Mike.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
Hey, Danny, you agree or disagree with Tator's ANSWER's get
two bells before two buzzers and you got it? All right. Well,
let's start out with a true or false question? Got
a fifty to fifty shots of this one. In Italy,
it is against the law to send a pregnant woman
(07:53):
to jail.
Speaker 4 (07:56):
True.
Speaker 9 (07:56):
Ain't nobody get tamping that.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Says that is true? So Danny, use those these true
are falses, you know, throw it out there. It sounds
we could that be true? Says yes, that's true.
Speaker 4 (08:11):
So do you.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Agree? You agree or disagree?
Speaker 9 (08:17):
So what he disagrees?
Speaker 1 (08:19):
Disagree, disagree? I was trying to push it right, that's true.
And there are actually ten other countries that protect pregnant
women from going to jail. Yep. And there's a moment
in the US right now. Yeah, do that?
Speaker 5 (08:37):
What is okay?
Speaker 3 (08:39):
Sometimes it takes like two years to be convicted around here, so.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
It might have got down to go. Time to make
a plan, right or true or fall? That's right. Oh,
that's just one buzzer for you, Danny. So we've got
to get a bell right here. So Marcy, in order
to do something that is very popular among tourists in Ireland,
(09:05):
you must lie on your back with your head dangling
below your feet while somebody holds your knees in order to.
Speaker 7 (09:14):
Do what, dude, it would be to kiss your own
arse good bad. I think it was to do a
shot of guinness. But I'm going to say kiss the Blarney.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
Storm over in Ireland. That's to kiss the Blarney stone. Danny,
Do you agree or disagree? I agree, and yeah that's
the thing to do. Knowing about the Blarney Stone Sandwich people.
Speaker 7 (09:53):
You know to myself, now, all right, I'm.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
Gonna win or lose right here. So Marcy, according to
miss manners. If you meet a doctor at a cocktail party,
isn't considered rude to ask him about his health?
Speaker 3 (10:14):
I would know, only be if you also ask him
to turn his head and cough.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
That would be we know how you are after your appletinis? Yeah,
where your wonder is on the other side of the bar.
Speaker 3 (10:36):
I would say that it is rude to ask him
about his health.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
It's rude to ask him about his health. Danny agree
or disagree? I would agree, and that is no. It
would be nice for a change. You were trying to
be nice, you know, you might.
Speaker 3 (11:01):
Just try exercising a little bit. I mean that might be.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
If you hang on, buddy, we'll get you a nice
consolation prize. All right, all right, preakat y'all? Alright, alright,
does jump out? Catch you up on your news ride
on the other side of tom Cats over this July
of sixteenth, I ain't no more hot word.
Speaker 9 (11:58):
This is the award winning job Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one export.
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A beautiful supermodel, a bizarre rock musician, a mysterious disappearance.
What was the twisted secret they shared? And where are
they today? I'm Robert Stuck join me and maybe you
can help solve a mystery. Paulina Porizkova was born in
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a small village just outside Prague in nineteen sixty seven.
Her stunning beauty made her the toast of Czechoslovakia, so
much so left her native homeland in the early nineteen
eighties immigrated to America. Paulina soon became the toast of
the United States as well. Her face and figure were
featured in hundreds of magazines, including A Crowning Jewel and
(13:05):
Any Model's Career cover of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue.
At a party in nineteen eighty nine, Paulina met Rick o'cassick,
leader of the Boston based haircut rock band called The Cars.
Eyewitnesses at the party say Paulina and o'cassick were inseparable
that night and from then on. Shortly thereafter, ocassick's band
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split up after a long dry spell on the music charts. Meanwhile,
Paulina's modeling jobs became less and less frequent, with the
exception of a single high profile campaign for Estae Lauder,
she has been virtually invisible since meeting ocassick at a
party in nineteen ninety three. Paulina and Ocassock serviced again.
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Pauline o'wall a small gold band on the third finger
of her left hand. She was also carrying a small bundle,
which eyewitnesses say it may have contained a small child.
As incredible as it may see, the authorities now theorized
Paulina may not have only married o'kassick, she may have
(14:11):
actually had sex with us. Paulina Portskova is twenty nine
years old, five feet ten inches tall, one hundred and
fifteen pounds, with straight shoulder, lenked brown hair, blue eyes,
and she is built like a brig house Rick Cocassick
it's forty years old, six feet three inches tall, ninety
(14:31):
seven pounds, and is usually described as that scary looking
mother who used to sing for the car. If you
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please contact the Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department or call
our toll free number one eight hundred. What's that all about?
Speaker 1 (14:52):
Next week?
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Number four seen video footage of a UFO that appeared
over Tulsa, Oklahoma, in November of nineteen ninety four. A
glowing object that has the shape and markings of a
double wide mobile home. Could this be the mothership come
to claim the rest of our lost squadron? Find out
next week on another edition of Unsolvable Mystery.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
John Boy and Billy Morning Radio. Done right, Good morning,
(15:49):
it's a big show on the radio. You'll know about
twenty minutes he's said, Louis, you bring to day the
stewards hands and I'm man and made the name in
the sports world. Now pulled him off the couch half
way retirement. Thought it was getting away from us in
Saint Louis. Hello, new time, twenty minutes from right now
(16:16):
and right now action.
Speaker 8 (16:20):
Hello friends, your old pal Birdburn here with another spleen
splintering entry of John Boy and Billy Playhouse Today's episode
the Unforgivable Sin.
Speaker 9 (16:30):
As our story opens, Ricky B.
Speaker 8 (16:32):
Sharp returns home after a frustrating visit to his sister
in law's. But the low saite at home.
Speaker 9 (16:41):
Where's the brown liquor?
Speaker 3 (16:43):
It's all poured in all the table.
Speaker 9 (16:45):
Skip the glass. Just give me the bottle and a straw.
Speaker 8 (16:49):
Oh, your damn sister is a chain smoking gap tooth
you and a brown churpricker.
Speaker 10 (16:56):
I'm sure it wasn't that bad, but she always has
such nice thing to say about you.
Speaker 9 (17:01):
Roller stuff I do for her and her did be
the husband? I'm sure she does, but the fact remains.
Speaker 8 (17:07):
Hater.
Speaker 1 (17:09):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 8 (17:10):
Uh oh, what's wrong with you? Looks like someone crapped
in your cocoa pebbles.
Speaker 10 (17:17):
Well, Ricky, I know this isn't a good time for
this conversation, but there is something I need to tell you.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
Oh boy, here we go.
Speaker 9 (17:26):
Okay, let's hear it.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
What now?
Speaker 9 (17:28):
Did you beat the bartender at arm wrestling again?
Speaker 4 (17:31):
No?
Speaker 9 (17:32):
Using the men room urinal at the highlow end?
Speaker 11 (17:35):
No?
Speaker 8 (17:36):
Did you choke slam that little Korean gal for making
fun of your talents at the pedicure place? No, you
put shaving cream around your mouth and chase the neighbor kids.
Speaker 6 (17:44):
No?
Speaker 8 (17:45):
Oh wait, I know you got caught putting Maga bumper
stickers on cars at the community college again.
Speaker 9 (17:50):
Lucy, how could I be mad about that?
Speaker 10 (17:53):
Oh, Ricky, I'm afraid this is bad.
Speaker 3 (17:56):
I mean really bad.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
I mean really really bad.
Speaker 8 (18:01):
Oh Lucy. Oh Lucy, No, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 12 (18:07):
No, no, Lucy, please say it ain't so not bad?
Speaker 9 (18:11):
Huh. I can't believe it.
Speaker 3 (18:13):
Almost believable.
Speaker 8 (18:14):
We have finally gone and violated your vows are love, honor,
and obey.
Speaker 9 (18:20):
You have gone and talked to it all over our
marriage license.
Speaker 8 (18:24):
And worst of all, you have destroyed my career as
pether Rock.
Speaker 9 (18:29):
Watch, folks, find out what.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
You've been doing.
Speaker 8 (18:32):
My life is Doting's most beloved fast fly messed will
be over.
Speaker 9 (18:38):
I'll be a laughing stock.
Speaker 8 (18:40):
And then who takes over Dinky Dave's the donut hole
and Dinky Donuts a hole?
Speaker 9 (18:46):
Why me, Lord, why me?
Speaker 1 (18:51):
Are are you dood hi?
Speaker 8 (18:53):
Ricky?
Speaker 10 (18:54):
None of that happened. It's worse than that much much.
Oh no, yeah, I told my sister and her husband
we'd have dinner with us.
Speaker 9 (19:05):
Shut up, and how.
Speaker 8 (19:15):
We hope you've enjoyed John Bully and Billy Playhouse. I'd
rather acount thinky Dave.
Speaker 9 (19:19):
I'm doing your top two buttons.
Speaker 8 (19:23):
Tune in next time when we'll hear Lucy's chain smoking
gap tooth you a brown cherry pickers sister.
Speaker 1 (19:28):
Say hey, big man, let me hold a dollar, And
the oscar goes to Good Morning, Big Show's on the radio,
and more Big Show right around the corner.
Speaker 9 (19:41):
Good morning, This is Big Show.
Speaker 12 (19:43):
Plastic surgeon Doctor Holland p Win I fixed Jackie Twins,
Randy Butt and Smarty Morty's Massive man Hood. Next up
on the John Boy and Billy Big Show. Life for
John Boy Ship extensions for Billy and Tata. I'm sorry
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but the brain transplanted a little of my league. But
I'll take a work at it. I mean, what could
it hurt?
Speaker 1 (20:50):
Good morning, It's a big Shawn the radio now if
you live on the final lower Coming up, we got
handsomes World of sports, wordy words requested Bit of the Day,
bit Fox featured track, Oh this last hour Boy wrapper
up make way for the John Mobula Lake Riserers podcast.
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You with the entire preceding Big Show. But you're listening
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about the price pack. We're gonna play for it. Don't
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he said, Man, I gotta have one. It is awesome, unbelievable. Yes,
this guy man, I've had him out in the booger
bench when we were eating.
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That's the other good news. Nothing about Randy's. You could
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It'll take you right there. Yep. Make sure you get
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When this uh, his prize pack, we'll play for it
all right. Big Shoe rolls on Good morning, Big Shows
on the radio. Let us know that's a man, Mom
said Louis. Back. Go on to Big Show.
Speaker 4 (22:45):
Tody hands on the sports.
Speaker 10 (22:48):
Here's how you never.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
Want to see you short. He's got spooks on, who's
got a contract? Who's up the dude? Who might be
on crutch?
Speaker 4 (22:56):
The show presents Sorceres.
Speaker 1 (22:58):
A right god more. Thanks for joining us so much, Boddy.
We appreciate you always, my pleasure, my friend. All right, well,
dare we know? This is a special week in the
world of golf. And I know you got a remember
him story you tell us about today about a big show,
buddy of ours. Yeah, it's a British Open week, like
(23:19):
we said.
Speaker 11 (23:20):
And you'll remember, for eight years I bought Brent Wright
on the show and this was the week that he'd
always he wouldn't call it the British Open, He'd call
it the Open I remember, right right, And he was
run like eight years. And uh, I think people really
enjoyed him.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
I know we did.
Speaker 11 (23:39):
And uh he was at CBS for twenty three years
and uh he was you know, people knew who he was.
But he's early on when he was on air with us,
he told me he was stopped by the highway patrol
up in Hendersonville and the guy said, oh, oh, are
you the guy on John Boynt. He said, nobody ever
(24:02):
stopped him for CBS, but they knew him from John Boyce.
Speaker 1 (24:06):
Wow. And Ben died.
Speaker 11 (24:09):
In twenty twenty one at age eighty eight up in
Flat Rock. He had a fall and went to the
hospital and he did make it. But that's our buddy.
Speaker 1 (24:21):
H No, boy, I just love the weeks we would
have majors or like this and always count on Ben
coming up. And man, you talk about one of the
first politically correct crap that went on, it was to
Ben right there.
Speaker 11 (24:37):
Absolutely, And you know, I mean he came down one
weekend if you remember, and spent a little time with us,
right I'm not sure I recovered from that for about
four or five days. And the thing about Ben, I
think about Ben, I think about the Masters. I mean
think about the Masters. I think about a guy that's
got a little bit of a show ty in now.
(24:59):
His name is Glenn greens Fan. He doesn't work with
Marcy and he works with the Folds of Honor, and
I know he's got a few guys on your show
to talk to about. And Glenn worked for me at
the PGA tour from eighty eight to ninety three. His wife,
Cindy was my counselor at the health club I used
to go to. He was the head of Augustus PR,
(25:22):
the first ever PR director Augusta from ninety six to
two thousand and eight. And then get this, he was
Tiger Woods spokesman from two thousand and nine to twenty twenty,
and he said that Tiger Woods at that point in
time was the most interviewed person in the world. Wow,
because you know, after four rounds of golf, they would
(25:44):
always talk to him. And Glenn was talking about being
around Tiger and what it was like. You know, he
was in restaurants, he couldn't eat. People would mob up
on him. They'd get in traffic in cars to be
surrounding him, and Patrick Roxie'd be chasing them. And Glenn
told me about one time they got to the airport
and they got on the airplanes with Tiger and Tiger said,
(26:08):
you know what he says, being famous sucks. He said,
the only thing I get out of being famous is
getting tickets to go to ball games.
Speaker 12 (26:21):
He did.
Speaker 1 (26:22):
He didn't mention the hostesses, good peoples. Yeah, I was
talking about Tiger, not about Glenn.
Speaker 9 (26:36):
Yeah, I know, but I wanted to throw that in
about Glenn.
Speaker 3 (26:38):
I never met Tiger, but I've met Glenn.
Speaker 11 (26:42):
So next week, guys, I want to talk about my
old buddy Ed. You know, well, En pelay Ed got
a little story about him. I think you know the
story but I like to tell him next week when
we come back on. Okay, all right.
Speaker 1 (26:57):
Good deal, buddy, good deal. No man, I was thinking
about Ben right when they in a scott won the
Scottish Open last week and McIntyre guy Open.
Speaker 11 (27:09):
He would have hated that.
Speaker 9 (27:12):
I just always like that.
Speaker 7 (27:13):
He called you Patty and I.
Speaker 11 (27:17):
We used to go up and visit with me and
his wife, that one, a beautiful young lady.
Speaker 1 (27:22):
Young lady.
Speaker 11 (27:22):
Yeah. We used to go up there all the time
and she cooked for us and we'd stay with him,
and it was so much fun to cook up with
him in later years.
Speaker 1 (27:31):
And then to bring him to the big shows.
Speaker 11 (27:33):
That is a sick thrill for me, and I know
what's yes.
Speaker 1 (27:36):
It was glad we got to enjoy him well eight
years man, good stuff, hands and all right, my boy,
we'll talk to you next week. I have a great
rest of your week. Okay, guys, all right, boy, Well,
let's play worthy word one eight hundred Big Show you
told free line. We'll get a couple of contestants and
play next Good Tuesday morning. It is the Big Show
(28:20):
on the radio. Today's feature track for The Big Show,
Big Box. Oliver on John Boy Getting old in the
big box. Keywords getting old you, how tender Oliver can
be of us? Okay, click out on their contest. But
you can't get through, we'll call you at everybody's head
about the bed. There's a wordy word and a wordy word.
(28:42):
Let's meet a Contestancy's Big Mike from Trenton, Tennessee. Good morning,
Big Mic. What's going on?
Speaker 4 (28:50):
Man?
Speaker 1 (28:50):
I gotta win today, Now, that's what we're gonna do. Boddy,
whoa John boy, Big Mark? All let's say right, let's
ay the stand from Oscaloosa, Iowa. Good morning, stands, good morning,
everybody morning, buddy, coming in hot at hour of pan,
(29:11):
big mind and Tennessee so standing tater on a team
and she bore up there the man. All right, man,
damn big mind. Well stand you teddy, relaxed. Let's see
what me and Big Mike canoe for round one? All right, okay,
(29:31):
get there out there is okay? Ready go? A blank
of lightning out of the sky, right, No another word?
A blank of light? Yeah, a big blank of lightning.
Did you see that blank of light?
Speaker 4 (29:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (29:50):
Rhymes with it? A little horse tony, No, just just born,
just born? A young horse is a what yes, uh
huh okay rhymes with it. You get shocked, you get
a yeah too on the board too, on the board
(30:14):
with that. Oh, let's see what Stan and Taylor can
do with their round one. We're still running.
Speaker 6 (30:20):
We're still rubbing about that last one. When you get
hit with lightning, it's a what it blanks. You used
to be a kola called this because we get you
a lot of energy. Yes, all right, Uh you uh
you have a razor blank and shave your face. Uh huh.
Speaker 9 (30:38):
This is uh.
Speaker 6 (30:39):
Chickens have these. All birds have these on their wings. Yes, sir,
you when you think about and you have a picture
in your head, they call it this.
Speaker 3 (30:48):
You're doing what you're blanking the scenery.
Speaker 6 (30:51):
You are uh imagining right, But it's a it's a
big word.
Speaker 1 (30:57):
I mean, I know, imagine there's the buzzer. So what
did you get? A three? Wow? Just a three? Like
so much more?
Speaker 4 (31:06):
We'll think that.
Speaker 1 (31:07):
All right, So y'all are leading by one, so big, Mike,
let's me and you get some poets right here, buddy, Okay,
do it now. We're picking up on that last one. Ready, go.
Golfers will do this where they're golf shot before they
hit it, say this is where it's gonna go. I'm
(31:27):
doing this. I see it in my mind where the
ball is? No'm you? You your eyes? You have twenty
twenty what yeah? So part of the word you do
what you you in your brain? You got vision? So
you what you picture it? You're not gonna get it,
(31:49):
are you?
Speaker 11 (31:50):
No?
Speaker 1 (31:50):
Wait? No? No, right, I couldn't give it up. I'm sorry.
So hey, at least we don't have to set through
Stan and Taylor anymore. They win three to two.
Speaker 3 (32:00):
Big Mic got it once the pressure was off.
Speaker 1 (32:01):
Oh did you say it?
Speaker 3 (32:03):
Say it again, Big Mike?
Speaker 1 (32:06):
Okay, yeah, okay, all right, well Big Mike you can
try again anytime. Uh yeah, I'm gonna get it all right.
Thank you so much. We appreciate you, buddy. You have
a great rest of your day and stand in high.
Well buddy, you win the big Old Fish and Cycles
price package coming your way. Well, thank you. I just
(32:30):
wanted to say visualized. Okay, ahead, get saying another one
there by more now okay, alright, I don't stand appreciate you, buddy.
Morning Big Shows on the radio. Oh thanks, Marcy Marsh said,
you know, I think Big Michael was on a hands free,
(32:52):
but I didn't hear like.
Speaker 6 (32:55):
All the noise stuff, you know, all the bells and
listen to your future wordy word players, get off that
hands free.
Speaker 2 (33:03):
I hate to remind you, but she is trying to win.
Speaker 4 (33:07):
Watching you.
Speaker 1 (33:10):
Let's get our bid request This morning, Old Thomas Snead,
coming out of Jackson, Tennessee, said, will y'all please play
the song about summer sucking the guys? But I guess
you already knew that. Yes, we're familiar, Thomas. We'll get
it for you. Next Good morning, Big shows on the radio,
(33:52):
or something you'd like to hear about this time Every
Monday through Friday. Hit us up on a John one
Miller Facebook page, drop us a line to the Big
Show dot com. Thomas need out of Jackson, Tennessee, gets
his request. He kind of geting to Thomas too, isn't.
Speaker 4 (34:07):
It all right?
Speaker 5 (34:09):
Roy A one in the two and you know what,
Ladies and gentlemen, Junior Nation Man presents another sad tale
of real life wold.
Speaker 1 (34:20):
Based on all our experiences.
Speaker 5 (34:24):
Well, it's sticky and it's humid, feeling sweaty as the
heat begins to climb r o septic tanks Lencoln and
that ac unit could go anytime, and the toilet needs
(34:48):
a plumber. Life's of lumber. Let me tell you summer suns.
Speaker 1 (34:57):
Well, washer dryers.
Speaker 5 (34:59):
Busta in that dirty laundry is getting kind of rank,
and we call a repair man.
Speaker 1 (35:11):
But we ain't got the call in the bank.
Speaker 5 (35:19):
We're up the creek without a paddle.
Speaker 1 (35:22):
Lives of battle.
Speaker 5 (35:23):
What a bummer summer suns.
Speaker 1 (35:29):
Now, y'all.
Speaker 5 (35:30):
I'd had a pretty bad day when.
Speaker 1 (35:31):
I wrote this song.
Speaker 5 (35:33):
Felt good to get it off my chest, and I
showed the words to my buddy Gooch over here. He said, O,
my little ten year old, and if you clip, might
hear this. This is the new United States of America.
You gonna let him walk around thinking there ain't no hope.
And he's right, So clip, we're fixing the dig around
(35:55):
in this big old pile of horse grimble, and see
if we can find you a pony in here. Someone
here we go now juniors winning races, So I reckon,
summer ain't a total bus.
Speaker 1 (36:14):
And we might live.
Speaker 5 (36:15):
Paycheck to paycheck, But the Lord above is where we
put our trust. Might be a hole in my bucket,
but circumstance can suck it, I'll adjust and there it is,
Boys and Girls, the closest you're ever gonna get to
(36:38):
a story book ending from a song. End of this hairband.
By the way, Gooch, if you nephew ends up in
juvenile hall, I'm going back to the original version.
Speaker 1 (37:18):
Good morning, it's a big show on the radio for
your Tuesday, July sixteenth, John Bowyemilly album. I'm gonna those
ahore just tracks you might want to include over the summers.
Send it away with your college bound freshman. You're alive
to that like that? And now know what is this crap.
Speaker 6 (37:39):
A?
Speaker 1 (37:39):
I grew up with man. We already working on another generation.
Here a big show listener. Check it out. Keywords getting
old at the big box. When you hit the big show,
it's time for Oliver.
Speaker 8 (37:59):
Well, well, well, it's a sad fact of life for
all of us.
Speaker 9 (38:06):
That time March is on.
Speaker 8 (38:10):
You start moving a little slower, getting up a little earlier,
eating dinner around four in the afternoon. You've even given
up taking credit for all those poots and started blaming
them on the dog. And that's not the worst part,
(38:31):
because somewhere in times March you find out usually by
accident that you are no longer cool. And if you're
sitting there thinking that I'm not talking about you, I'm
talking about you. Here's a few telltale signs to look for.
(38:56):
Your favorite conversation starter is how your pants match the carpet.
You boast that everything you say sets something up. You
think people actually like to hear you sing, even after
(39:20):
they shut your mic off. You're convinced that your son's
girlfriends are dating them to get to you. You complain
constantly about the local news radio every morning, but for
(39:42):
some reason you just don't listen to anything else. You
just saw a movie that was a box office smash
twenty five years ago. Whatever the problem is, you insist
on dealing with it through your humor. Your salary is
(40:07):
the gross national product of a small country, but you
hoard fast food biscuits like a squirrel getting ready for winter.
You can't find your big bags. You keep telling people
(40:37):
you could make a living. The only jogging you do
is to your memory. Despite evidence to the contrary, you
continue to believe that you are the light of everyone's life.
(41:03):
When someone says rolling Stones, you think of your kidneys,
not the rock group. When a friend oh say someone
from the President's Club is looking at hotties on the internet.
You actually suggest to skip over to pictures of your
fishing trips. You believe it's better to give than to receive, unless,
(41:31):
of course, we're talking about a copy of that same
Friends Jesus movie. Regardless of who they are. If you
could type, you'd be right in there with you. Scold
kids for listening to that Go to Hell music while
(41:51):
you're playing Pink Floyd and Black Saba. Your idea of
fine dining is eating out of the back of a
truck under a bridge. Getting a little action means your
prune juice is kicking. Is you care You're just not
(42:17):
going to do anything about And finally, although it's never
happened and is not likely to, you always worry that
this might be that coconut deal where you have to
put that up your box.
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Not cool.
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