July 18, 2024 • 39 mins
Thursday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, Pinkard and Bowden perform “Waffle House Blues”.. - We bring back the Big Show Band for “King Trump”.. - We check in on the excitement going on over at Whitey Ford.. - Rabbi Myron Bergstein reviews the movie, “Thelma”.. - Doug Rice from the Performance Racing Network gives us an update on NASCAR.. - and we’ll check in on Hoyt after his trip to Delbert’s family reunion!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning, rolling to the Big Show on the radio. Hello,
this is Robert Goulay and you're listening to the pride
of the Red States, John boyn Billy right here on
the Big Show. Some enchanted money. You may hear the
Big Show. Where's my big bag? Who can't be topical?
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Gog a doodle doo up and adam. We are waking
up on Thursday morning, July eighteenth.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
Everybody feeling good.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Hell O, hot summer day.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
I think.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
The world headquarters of Charlotte, North Carolina, the John Boy
and Belly Radio Network gon be hot again today here
we're umber nineties all week long. We're go should get
some rain here.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
Thanks Captain obvious.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
No problem about the raider heat. Yeh yees. You know
how summertime works. This there's a National sour Candy Day.
Sour Canyon is a kid that all right? I would
like to eat some stuff with substance these days. National
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Caviard Day never quite warmed up to you, fish muddle,
National Tropical Fruit Day like a I'll go fruit. And
today is Dole whip Day. Dole Doyle, that's the pineapple
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juice peble. But what do they got true to fruit?
Speaker 3 (02:15):
Soft?
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Serve.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
I have never heard of it.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
The frozen dairy free treat Doyle Whip that's been around
since nineteen eighty four.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
Oh, doll, don't exactly so.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
The original Dold whip. Oh it consisted of a float
of whip and a glass of pineapple juice topped with
a Maraschino cherry. Okay, is this frozen fruit in US?
I think someone paid for their National Day.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
Y'all get a national Day.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
We'll go.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
Somebody might have had your computer.
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Okay, well, we got three days in his rey saved up.
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Check them out.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Listen up right now. Three dates in history We're well
glean are three categories from July eighteenth. It was nineteen thirteen,
the town square in Lynchburg, Tennessee, home of Jack Daniels Whiskey,
burned to the ground for the third time.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
After that, wooden structures were no longer allowed in Lynchburg.
Might be you nineteen third one. Now we know where
those brick what you call them houses came from. The
brick out houses, bricking outhouses. Okay, thank you. Yeah. Nineteen
ninety four, Crayola announced his introduction of scented crayons. That's
(04:06):
a good, good idea because kids don't eat quite enough
of crayon. First give them to him. And then finally,
on this date. In nineteen ninety nine, while looking for
drugs in the trunk of a car in Lawrence, Kansas,
police found Joe Stalk's brain. Stalk is a high school
teacher and had kept his brain in a large jar
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in his science classrooms. It had disappeared a year earlier.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
Were no wonder none of his students were passing it.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
So it was his brain.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
He owned it.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Oh when we got that, all right, not the one
he's walking around.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
But the brain in the back of in his trunk.
Goober said, ain't you got a jack?
Speaker 3 (04:48):
Well, there you go, thevery categories.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Weird, We're ready one eight hundred big show you told
free line across America. We play out Bears next.
Speaker 5 (05:00):
Yeah, good morning.
Speaker 6 (05:24):
That's a big show on the radio for your Thursday morning.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
We got today's meet your track from the Big Show
Bedbox Hoyt all about Delbert's family reunion. Serch for ky
words Delbert Reunion. See if he did meet the Nights Girl.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
And right now that's getting to win.
Speaker 7 (05:46):
Him a upburst. Let's play Upburst. It's the game that
anyone can win. Jon Boy Bully give you prizes from
the big Prize be let's go, he contested number one.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
This should be a lot of fun.
Speaker 7 (06:05):
You're plays have the hurry up and guest time you
love the best time you love a big shots.
Speaker 3 (06:15):
Same.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Hey the Robert on the Home of the Lady in
Black Darling.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
Shots, Good morning Robert, Oh, good morning.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
Hey buddy. Do you know the Lady in Black I
was talking about? Oh yeah, definitely, I say about a
mile from it. The boy I tell her, I said, no, huh,
you'll know what you mean. All right, Robert, Let's get
you through these three categories and you taste victory out
of Darlington South Carolina and get that long Tiger's prize back.
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Are you ready?
Speaker 3 (06:54):
I am?
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Five second? Three famous people are a place or thing
what in the world named Jack? Ready go, Jack Daniels,
Jack Nicholson and Jack and the Bean. So okay, have
you worked in that perfect man?
Speaker 3 (07:12):
Let it go? I think it made sense to I.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
Guess people played something things.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
Oh, I got it?
Speaker 2 (07:17):
Now what do you go?
Speaker 3 (07:18):
All right?
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Now, it looks like we're on the category two. Three
things that are scented ready to go? U crayons, candles
and car air freshman that I bought and for the wind.
Three things in the trunk of a car ready go?
Uh spare tires, jumper cables and groceries. And there you are,
(07:42):
wheenning rubber, good work. Bought it. Hang on, I can
get that prize back to you down Darlington.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
My boy, sounds great.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
I'm on the hour tap of your news. Right on
the other side. Our time capsule out early morning Rogers
twenty minutes going ab side.
Speaker 8 (08:37):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one export.
Speaker 9 (08:55):
I'm a homo an I just can't help it.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
Be okay.
Speaker 9 (09:00):
I've got lots of shoes and I watch the view
and I lie about how much I weigh.
Speaker 3 (09:07):
I'm a homo.
Speaker 9 (09:08):
Every night, my sweet Marcella and I Marcella and I
we raise the heat on our sat and sheet and
shave our initials on our thighs.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
Oh man, I need a jog.
Speaker 9 (09:19):
I'm winded, which reminds me I need to touch up
my roots again. Hello peroxide rash. Oh hello Babs.
Speaker 3 (09:28):
Listen.
Speaker 9 (09:28):
I don't want to ruin your diet, but you know
Eddie's going to order pizza from that slanky place. He like,
do you want your pizza cut into six pieces or twelve?
Speaker 3 (09:37):
Six?
Speaker 7 (09:38):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (09:38):
Because you don't think you can eat twelve?
Speaker 9 (09:40):
Oh boy, you're strict about that diet. Listen, why don't
you go lacker on another coat of lovely and I'll
just take the helmet the starship Booby Prize. Okay, there
you go that way, that way, the other way, the
other other way.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
That's right, and she's.
Speaker 9 (10:00):
Gone, Oh dear, you can see the wheel spinning, but
the hamster is sound asleep. Oh, John boy, many big
shoe filp pigging. I gonna help you the What is
is this the incontinence hotline?
Speaker 6 (10:19):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (10:20):
Sure? Can you hold please, like he's got a choice.
Speaker 9 (10:27):
John boy By, Big Shoe, Philip thigging, I'm gonna help you, Oh, Marcel,
So tell me how's life on the road with a
touring company of Fiddler.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
On the Roof?
Speaker 3 (10:37):
Uh huh.
Speaker 9 (10:38):
The audiences have been terrible because of the economy. Well,
how bad can it be? It's it's so bad they've
changed the name to Fiddler up a Creek.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
That's bad.
Speaker 9 (10:50):
Oh, I know, it's hard to believe the economy is
in the tank with that brilliant mister Obama in the
White House. Oh he's a real leader, all right, leader
of the clueless. He's so stupid he thinks the people
are following him. He doesn't realize they're chasing him.
Speaker 3 (11:05):
Oh.
Speaker 9 (11:05):
I'm glad to be back to work. I needed time
off after that Long Grove Park weekend. Don't get me wrong,
I loved it. As you know, Ashville is a little
slice of pansy paradises. However, however, I got stuck sitting
next to one of those talkie Big Show fans.
Speaker 3 (11:27):
Well I won't name names, but it rhymes with reba.
Speaker 7 (11:31):
Oh.
Speaker 9 (11:32):
Anyway, it got so bad I finally gave her the
name of a self help group. You know, it's like
alan On, but it's for compulsive talkers. It's called on
and On and on. Oh, I finally moved to another seat,
got stuck next to a paranoid dyslexic. He always thought
he was following someone I don't really understand. Well, the
(11:53):
weekend wasn't a total loss. I had to bail Babs
out of jail. Oh yeah, there was a bit of
a dust up when she and Johnny Bravo went shopping,
oh only to the finest stores. You guessed it, Home Depot.
It seems he was looking for a new drill and
Babs was anxious to help. And pretty soon he hears
a big scuffle and goes one aisle over to see
(12:14):
Babs going at it with one of Jackie's people. Oh,
it was a real catfight, Sugar. The fur really flew.
There were dark roots.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
And cheap weave and fake nails all over the floor.
Speaker 3 (12:27):
Well, I'll tell you what happened.
Speaker 9 (12:29):
It seems that Johnny Bravo couldn't find the drill he wanted,
and he told Babs to go the next dile over
and find a blackened decker. You have to be so
careful It was a real scene, man, and she did
it all in heels, which was the impressive. Oh here
comes hump Hogan. Now and Marcel, I know you're on
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the road, but dust all right, Babs, ain'tel you ready
to go? So where to today? First up the drug store?
Four a breath pump? Is there something I should know? Oh,
it's for your friend Violet. I thought she was bread speeding.
Speaker 3 (13:11):
Uh huh it.
Speaker 9 (13:13):
It hurt too much to boil the nipples, which.
Speaker 3 (13:20):
Reminds me I've got to pick up some milk to
the mini Cooper. Carry on straight, John.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
Boy and Billy, Oh crazy.
Speaker 8 (13:35):
Good morning radio, dumb right.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
Good morning, Big Show's Homer Radio for your Thursday, Julia eighteenth.
Speaker 3 (14:10):
Right, we'll go.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
It's time to Axite, yo.
Speaker 3 (14:17):
What's up?
Speaker 9 (14:18):
Hold on, Patrick, go out in the smooth up to
the snack Nazi. We all a lot of cheetos in
the brohem, you know the drill. Give her a thrill, Brother.
Speaker 3 (14:28):
TCB taking carefully.
Speaker 9 (14:33):
Welcome to Axite, the place to go for all the
four one one you need for all your what you call.
Speaker 3 (14:39):
Intro personal relation. I surpas his dig this.
Speaker 9 (14:43):
Hey, Iike, I'm one of those guys that has a
hard time meeting women. A couple of friends of mine
were in the same boat, but they started their own businesses.
One friend married a customer and one married an employee.
It worked for them, and I'm hoping it might do
the same for me. Do you have any experien in
this matter? Counting on your expertise? Signed Devon from holtz
(15:04):
Wood Dead dev you come to the right place, brother.
I have a in facto it owned the several businesses
and ironomically wound up getting hitched ever damn time.
Speaker 3 (15:21):
But the kids got to be smart about it.
Speaker 9 (15:24):
No, no, no, Now, I suggestify that you find a
business that reflectorates your personal current Sexubal Peccerillos. For example,
in my thirties, I got a groove for the bad girls,
so I started a sex addictified recovery clinic called Ho
No Mo.
Speaker 3 (15:46):
And who signs up for membership in a how No Mo? House? Jackie,
you were there.
Speaker 9 (15:57):
And I get up and I'd conductor rate the meetings
and they'd go, Hi, my name is Lucinda, and I
as a whole everybody say Hillo.
Speaker 3 (16:03):
Senda and Len.
Speaker 9 (16:07):
Lucender would tell you all the freaky dirty that's terrific
scenes she dug into.
Speaker 3 (16:13):
I like getting spanked by.
Speaker 9 (16:14):
Real skinned dudes who is also superstar musicians. Well dee,
hello future missus X Turner.
Speaker 3 (16:27):
It was like a great big std buffet.
Speaker 9 (16:32):
And my funnest I fancied myself a go a mess.
Speaker 3 (16:38):
But I also what a businessman?
Speaker 4 (16:40):
Now?
Speaker 9 (16:41):
What can I do to tickling taste budlers and bring
in the booty? The answer was a topless bakery called
I Turners, Loads and Bitches.
Speaker 3 (16:57):
I'll get a little emotional just thinking about.
Speaker 9 (17:01):
I came up with our slogan, we like our bread
like we like our women big boobs. The smellery of
fresh bread and doughnuts would bring them in and the
triple ds would keep them coming back.
Speaker 3 (17:15):
That that that that that dang young.
Speaker 9 (17:18):
My downfall came when a lot of my skeezers got
uh infectitated by the yeast. I thought that was just
an old wives tale, no put in tendery.
Speaker 3 (17:28):
Now that I'm a more mature type of bon vivant.
Speaker 9 (17:32):
I'd be digging a dem of Biggins, which was the
name of my Restaurantula Biggins. It was like Hooters, except
these efforts weren't just big up top They was big
everywhere ev a way.
Speaker 3 (17:45):
Uh. Unfortunately we didn't last long. Seems like customers started
complaining there was food missing off of their plates. Hey,
I tried to put muscles on them, but they chewed
right through it. So player.
Speaker 9 (17:58):
These businesses did not survive, but the Journey Show kept
my love life alive. Spent years at bankruptcy court, of course,
just as much time of getting divorced. Man, better luck
to you than old I can.
Speaker 3 (18:15):
You'll find e skeezer so you won't be sad. And
if an aid off your plate, uh, give him a
pass and buried that boot and the he says, I
peace out.
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If you are a axey mailed to ixig peel box
one nine one one one, Charlotte, n C. Two eight
two one nine, or email anybody but me at the
Big Show dot com.
Speaker 3 (18:39):
Hey, Patrick got the Christie one? Patrick got the Christie one. Baby.
Good morning, there's a Big Show on the radio.
Speaker 10 (18:51):
Helly, you plendsy premise here When I'm on mid side
of the pond, I get my daily deuce of culture
and edification every morning from these two d like plans,
John Boy and Billy right here on the Big Show.
You know I hate to break it to you, boys,
but where I come from, you're all Yankees. Who well,
I thought it was.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
Good morning. I got the big Sean radio coming up.
We're gonna play some John Boy Jeopardy for a big
old waffle House prize. Pect let's set the mood with
our boys. Pinkered and Bowden have about a little waffle
house blues.
Speaker 3 (20:09):
Mama worked at waffle house.
Speaker 4 (20:11):
I learned to survive on quarters and dimes. But she
never got no rest at all because they were open
all the time. Daddy was a rotal ruder man. Lord
knows he could snake your bowl. But he plunged himself
(20:38):
into his work so hard that it drained his own
sold It was a drag.
Speaker 3 (20:48):
It was a bummer.
Speaker 4 (20:51):
I hate the taste of cheese and eggs and the
smell of liquid plumber.
Speaker 3 (21:10):
She got the money, alright.
Speaker 7 (21:14):
I listened to.
Speaker 4 (21:16):
Brother ran the landfill. It brought home every thing he
found he always had piled up in our front yard.
What should be buried underground?
Speaker 5 (21:33):
I listen to me, Sister was the topless answer.
Speaker 3 (21:37):
She went to work without no clothes.
Speaker 5 (21:40):
She went to work with no.
Speaker 4 (21:43):
Clothes, but she always kept the breast of things she
used to practice on the table.
Speaker 5 (21:49):
Laught on the kitchen table.
Speaker 3 (21:52):
That hole, it was a drag.
Speaker 2 (21:56):
It was the pits.
Speaker 4 (21:57):
Now I hate the a junk pile and the way
he swings over ritz I'm talking about Mama to woplout.
Speaker 5 (22:19):
You down.
Speaker 3 (22:26):
No, I'll get over it right, all right.
Speaker 2 (22:51):
Yeah, good morning. I got a big show on the radio.
All right, Well, a lot of big shoulder to say.
All right, y'all, you got to play one of your
Trump songs in honor of Trump dodging death Saturday night. Unbelievable.
All right, well, let's do it.
Speaker 3 (23:11):
He lives.
Speaker 2 (23:20):
King Trump.
Speaker 4 (23:25):
Now.
Speaker 5 (23:25):
When he was a young.
Speaker 9 (23:26):
Man, he always thought he'd be sitting on a throne.
Speaker 2 (23:30):
Up in Washington, d C. King Trump got a Bible
from his Mammy. Holy. His hands are small and clammy.
Born in New York City, hair like Conway. Now people
love to listen to his speeches.
Speaker 9 (23:52):
He calls folks losers and lion sons of beeches.
Speaker 3 (23:58):
Thinks that he's Don Rickles.
Speaker 11 (24:00):
Route from likes bragging about his pickle board in New.
Speaker 2 (24:05):
York City, hair like Conway, twitting Kat.
Speaker 5 (24:08):
Trump comb drop.
Speaker 3 (24:13):
He says he's smart as hell. From roping, he danced
on its.
Speaker 5 (24:19):
Hell from from.
Speaker 11 (24:21):
Big common sense, mere well, trouble Troup. His foods ain't
got no smell. I got more ex wives this Sinatra Trouble.
Speaker 12 (24:32):
Trouble, trouble from from from from swimming pools.
Speaker 7 (24:39):
From from from from from from.
Speaker 3 (24:44):
Love is star from.
Speaker 9 (24:46):
Trouble Trouble from from and his hair is perfect trumble.
Speaker 13 (24:58):
Not on.
Speaker 5 (24:58):
You think my.
Speaker 3 (25:00):
Head is up my room? I know he's probably crazy, Bud.
I'm voting fucking Troup.
Speaker 11 (25:07):
His momentum just ain't stopping, even when he's flippy flopping.
Speaker 5 (25:13):
Born in New York.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
City, Hairlin Conway Twitty, he was born in.
Speaker 3 (25:18):
New York City, and his hands eaty bitty.
Speaker 2 (25:24):
Right now, sing it out loud today, don't be afraid,
you can't hurt Wargo, don't care, Edward bares Well. Let's
play John boyd Jeopardy, shall win? Okay, okay, okay here, right, okay,
right here, okay right review yesterday's question. It's too many words.
It was a roller coaster, I know, but it was
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good out shoes. Shove it back up, He'll get in
right down again. Roller coaster, All right? Good? Today's John
My Boy Jeopardy on Christmas day and Corrara ra Venezuela's
I like tater Cararacas Venezuela. The city streets are blocked
off so people can use these to go to church.
Speaker 3 (26:10):
They'll know what's a donkey.
Speaker 2 (26:14):
I'm mess you up with the King Trumps. Yeah, what
y'all got one eight hundred Big Show you told free
line across America. We played John Board Jepardary next Good
(26:48):
Thursday morning, July eighteenth, Big Show is on the radio.
Got today's feature track from the Big Show bid Box.
We got a hord Calm by Dubbard's family Reunion, Ricky Words,
Delbert Reunion, and to hit the Big Box at the
Big Show dot com. Right now, let's play Yells live
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across America.
Speaker 3 (27:10):
It's John Boy chaplany, Oh Wow Wow. And now a
man who.
Speaker 2 (27:14):
Picked up a copy of his family tree at his
last reunion turns out like the rest of us.
Speaker 3 (27:20):
He's got some.
Speaker 2 (27:20):
Lemons, a couple of nuts, and a few mad apples.
Speaker 3 (27:24):
He's John Boy, I go pleasure.
Speaker 2 (27:27):
Didn't point out I was the sap. All right, say
hey to Donnie Adam Montgomery, Alabama. Good morning Donnie, hello body.
All right, Well Donnie, you got the first shot at
it this morning on Christmas Day in some city I
can't pronounce in Venezuela, Caracas. The city streets are blocked
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off so people can use these to go to church.
Speaker 14 (27:55):
What do you think, Donnie, I didn't be doing this
in bed the skates?
Speaker 2 (28:02):
You said roller skates? All right, let's say is it
roller skates?
Speaker 8 (28:14):
Well?
Speaker 2 (28:24):
Is that right?
Speaker 3 (28:26):
There's this first some call him Donnie?
Speaker 2 (28:34):
Yes, right, Donnie, you got you go ahead.
Speaker 14 (28:39):
And that the chances I ain't that changes, and that
there's the chances did.
Speaker 3 (29:01):
If everybody at the cancer center. Is that where you said, Donnie?
Speaker 2 (29:07):
Awesome, Donnie would thank you, Buddy strong dude, were proud
to have you listening.
Speaker 3 (29:12):
Buddy.
Speaker 2 (29:12):
We glad you won. You got it, buddy, you got it.
Jack can get that big old waffle house prize back.
Speaker 13 (29:22):
You send us some picture here, buddy, I we're gonna.
Speaker 2 (29:34):
Jump out and cut you up on your news hed.
Speaker 3 (29:38):
Boy's over it.
Speaker 2 (29:38):
White and Forward saved up some advertising dollars.
Speaker 3 (29:42):
We hear about the.
Speaker 6 (29:43):
Name good Thursday morning Big shows on the radio.
Speaker 2 (30:21):
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Speaker 6 (32:03):
Good Thursday morning big shows on the radio.
Speaker 2 (32:07):
Well, a great little movie has made a big hit
in the crowded summer season. We put our best man
on it here to give us a scoop. It's our
film critic, Rabbi myren Bergstein.
Speaker 3 (32:17):
Welcome back, Rabbi shlove Hoveyes, what happening? John boyam?
Speaker 2 (32:23):
So did you see that movie we told you about?
Speaker 3 (32:26):
I'm fine, Thanks, I'm sorry about that. So how are you?
Rabbi too? Right now?
Speaker 9 (32:33):
You always gotta get right to the stuff, don't you?
Never any small talk? Never asked me I'm doing our's
the family. You didn't even buy to ask what happened
to me last weekend? What happened to you last weekend?
Speaker 3 (32:45):
Nothing?
Speaker 9 (32:45):
Why do you ask? Can I talk about this movie
you send me to an hour?
Speaker 3 (32:51):
Please do?
Speaker 2 (32:52):
It's called Velma, It's actually called Thelma.
Speaker 9 (32:55):
Ah, well, now would make sense. I spent the whole Thanks.
You're waiting for that butch girl with the big cans
from the Scoopy Doo Show.
Speaker 3 (33:03):
To show up. I was let me tell you.
Speaker 9 (33:08):
Something for nothing and probably avoid it. Hollywood should pay
attention to this picture. No awake garbage, no political agenda,
no Mexican snow white, just a great story with great actors.
Speaker 3 (33:22):
Isshabat.
Speaker 9 (33:23):
This little old lady on the Rascal that gets scammed
out of her money online and now she takes to
the streets of Los Angeles to get her do back.
Speaker 3 (33:31):
I gotta tell you, she's kind of easy. I'll take
it anywhere I can get it.
Speaker 9 (33:40):
But this movie also marks the last appearance by the
guy who played Shaft.
Speaker 3 (33:45):
And you know that cat Shaft is a bad mother.
Speaker 2 (33:49):
Shot your mouth, But I'm talking about Shaft and weakend.
Speaker 9 (33:52):
Dig it she not hint it nice when you play
along sometimes your basket. Of course, I'm referring to the
great actor, the late Richard Nixon. Roundtree, They're all round.
What's your point?
Speaker 2 (34:09):
The actor is Richard Rowntree.
Speaker 3 (34:13):
I thought that was the funny guy who thought he
was the human torch.
Speaker 2 (34:16):
That's Richard Prior.
Speaker 9 (34:19):
I thought that was the only straight guy Elizabeth Taylor
ever married.
Speaker 2 (34:22):
That's Richard Burton.
Speaker 3 (34:25):
I thought that was the guy with the hamster in
his butt.
Speaker 2 (34:27):
That's Richard Year.
Speaker 9 (34:31):
I thought that was the guy who did all those
impressions that sounded the same that's.
Speaker 2 (34:34):
Rich little.
Speaker 9 (34:37):
I thought that was the gily guy who made the
song about himself called Tody Fluty.
Speaker 2 (34:41):
That's a little Richard.
Speaker 3 (34:45):
Who the hell am I thinking of?
Speaker 2 (34:46):
Richard Rowntree?
Speaker 3 (34:47):
Oh what a dirty mouth on that guy. What do
you think? Do I think? Don't do hard drugs?
Speaker 9 (34:54):
No one ever based in the flames drinking the high ball?
Speaker 3 (34:58):
The movie? Oh well, what can I say? Five? The
five yamakas No. Six one over? This is the greatest
movie of the summer.
Speaker 9 (35:07):
Sy to your empty heads, waiting for a kiddie pooling
the Wolfman movie.
Speaker 3 (35:12):
This is better.
Speaker 9 (35:13):
This is a movie for smart people, people who think,
people who don't need They see stuff explode and blood
and guts and boobies. Well stocking too hasty on the movies,
but you know what I mean. This is class, This
is style. So if you're one of those guys who's
gonna talk all the way through the picture, don't be
surprised if the old guy behind you kicks you square
(35:36):
on the back when you're trying to pee in the
pop one pucket.
Speaker 3 (35:39):
You had it covering.
Speaker 9 (35:41):
My apologies to the woman sitting in front of you.
The smell comes out in the wash gun Blace.
Speaker 3 (35:47):
But whatever you do see him at night. It's cheaper.
You have money, all big shows on your radio.
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See what I mean?
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Good morning, rolling to the Big Show on the radio. Hello,
this is Robert Goulay and you're listening to the pride
of the Red States, John boyn Billy right here on
the Big Show. Some enchanted money. You may hear the
Big Show. Where's my big bag? Who can't be topical?
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Gog a doodle doo up and adam. We are waking
up on Thursday morning, July eighteenth.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
Everybody feeling good.
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Hell O, hot summer day.
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I think.
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The world headquarters of Charlotte, North Carolina, the John Boy
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Thanks Captain obvious.
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No problem about the raider heat. Yeh yees. You know
how summertime works. This there's a National sour Candy Day.
Sour Canyon is a kid that all right? I would
like to eat some stuff with substance these days. National
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Caviard Day never quite warmed up to you, fish muddle,
National Tropical Fruit Day like a I'll go fruit. And
today is Dole whip Day. Dole Doyle, that's the pineapple
(02:11):
juice peble. But what do they got true to fruit?
Speaker 3 (02:15):
Soft?
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Serve.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
I have never heard of it.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
The frozen dairy free treat Doyle Whip that's been around
since nineteen eighty four.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
Oh, doll, don't exactly so.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
The original Dold whip. Oh it consisted of a float
of whip and a glass of pineapple juice topped with
a Maraschino cherry. Okay, is this frozen fruit in US?
I think someone paid for their National Day.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
Y'all get a national Day.
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Somebody might have had your computer.
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Listen up right now. Three dates in history We're well
glean are three categories from July eighteenth. It was nineteen thirteen,
the town square in Lynchburg, Tennessee, home of Jack Daniels Whiskey,
burned to the ground for the third time.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
After that, wooden structures were no longer allowed in Lynchburg.
Might be you nineteen third one. Now we know where
those brick what you call them houses came from. The
brick out houses, bricking outhouses. Okay, thank you. Yeah. Nineteen
ninety four, Crayola announced his introduction of scented crayons. That's
(04:06):
a good, good idea because kids don't eat quite enough
of crayon. First give them to him. And then finally,
on this date. In nineteen ninety nine, while looking for
drugs in the trunk of a car in Lawrence, Kansas,
police found Joe Stalk's brain. Stalk is a high school
teacher and had kept his brain in a large jar
(04:26):
in his science classrooms. It had disappeared a year earlier.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
Were no wonder none of his students were passing it.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
So it was his brain.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
He owned it.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Oh when we got that, all right, not the one
he's walking around.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
But the brain in the back of in his trunk.
Goober said, ain't you got a jack?
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Well, there you go, thevery categories.
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Weird, We're ready one eight hundred big show you told
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Yeah, good morning.
Speaker 6 (05:24):
That's a big show on the radio for your Thursday morning.
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We got today's meet your track from the Big Show
Bedbox Hoyt all about Delbert's family reunion. Serch for ky
words Delbert Reunion. See if he did meet the Nights Girl.
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And right now that's getting to win.
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This should be a lot of fun.
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Same.
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Hey the Robert on the Home of the Lady in
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Speaker 3 (06:23):
Shots, Good morning Robert, Oh, good morning.
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Hey buddy. Do you know the Lady in Black I
was talking about? Oh yeah, definitely, I say about a
mile from it. The boy I tell her, I said, no, huh,
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you through these three categories and you taste victory out
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Are you ready?
Speaker 3 (06:54):
I am?
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Five second? Three famous people are a place or thing
what in the world named Jack? Ready go, Jack Daniels,
Jack Nicholson and Jack and the Bean. So okay, have
you worked in that perfect man?
Speaker 3 (07:12):
Let it go? I think it made sense to I.
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Guess people played something things.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
Oh, I got it?
Speaker 2 (07:17):
Now what do you go?
Speaker 3 (07:18):
All right?
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Now, it looks like we're on the category two. Three
things that are scented ready to go? U crayons, candles
and car air freshman that I bought and for the wind.
Three things in the trunk of a car ready go?
Uh spare tires, jumper cables and groceries. And there you are,
(07:42):
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get that prize back to you down Darlington.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
My boy, sounds great.
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I'm on the hour tap of your news. Right on
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Speaker 8 (08:37):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one export.
Speaker 9 (08:55):
I'm a homo an I just can't help it.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
Be okay.
Speaker 9 (09:00):
I've got lots of shoes and I watch the view
and I lie about how much I weigh.
Speaker 3 (09:07):
I'm a homo.
Speaker 9 (09:08):
Every night, my sweet Marcella and I Marcella and I
we raise the heat on our sat and sheet and
shave our initials on our thighs.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
Oh man, I need a jog.
Speaker 9 (09:19):
I'm winded, which reminds me I need to touch up
my roots again. Hello peroxide rash. Oh hello Babs.
Speaker 3 (09:28):
Listen.
Speaker 9 (09:28):
I don't want to ruin your diet, but you know
Eddie's going to order pizza from that slanky place. He like,
do you want your pizza cut into six pieces or twelve?
Speaker 3 (09:37):
Six?
Speaker 7 (09:38):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (09:38):
Because you don't think you can eat twelve?
Speaker 9 (09:40):
Oh boy, you're strict about that diet. Listen, why don't
you go lacker on another coat of lovely and I'll
just take the helmet the starship Booby Prize. Okay, there
you go that way, that way, the other way, the
other other way.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
That's right, and she's.
Speaker 9 (10:00):
Gone, Oh dear, you can see the wheel spinning, but
the hamster is sound asleep. Oh, John boy, many big
shoe filp pigging. I gonna help you the What is
is this the incontinence hotline?
Speaker 6 (10:19):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (10:20):
Sure? Can you hold please, like he's got a choice.
Speaker 9 (10:27):
John boy By, Big Shoe, Philip thigging, I'm gonna help you, Oh, Marcel,
So tell me how's life on the road with a
touring company of Fiddler.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
On the Roof?
Speaker 3 (10:37):
Uh huh.
Speaker 9 (10:38):
The audiences have been terrible because of the economy. Well,
how bad can it be? It's it's so bad they've
changed the name to Fiddler up a Creek.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
That's bad.
Speaker 9 (10:50):
Oh, I know, it's hard to believe the economy is
in the tank with that brilliant mister Obama in the
White House. Oh he's a real leader, all right, leader
of the clueless. He's so stupid he thinks the people
are following him. He doesn't realize they're chasing him.
Speaker 3 (11:05):
Oh.
Speaker 9 (11:05):
I'm glad to be back to work. I needed time
off after that Long Grove Park weekend. Don't get me wrong,
I loved it. As you know, Ashville is a little
slice of pansy paradises. However, however, I got stuck sitting
next to one of those talkie Big Show fans.
Speaker 3 (11:27):
Well I won't name names, but it rhymes with reba.
Speaker 7 (11:31):
Oh.
Speaker 9 (11:32):
Anyway, it got so bad I finally gave her the
name of a self help group. You know, it's like
alan On, but it's for compulsive talkers. It's called on
and On and on. Oh, I finally moved to another seat,
got stuck next to a paranoid dyslexic. He always thought
he was following someone I don't really understand. Well, the
(11:53):
weekend wasn't a total loss. I had to bail Babs
out of jail. Oh yeah, there was a bit of
a dust up when she and Johnny Bravo went shopping,
oh only to the finest stores. You guessed it, Home Depot.
It seems he was looking for a new drill and
Babs was anxious to help. And pretty soon he hears
a big scuffle and goes one aisle over to see
(12:14):
Babs going at it with one of Jackie's people. Oh,
it was a real catfight, Sugar. The fur really flew.
There were dark roots.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
And cheap weave and fake nails all over the floor.
Speaker 3 (12:27):
Well, I'll tell you what happened.
Speaker 9 (12:29):
It seems that Johnny Bravo couldn't find the drill he wanted,
and he told Babs to go the next dile over
and find a blackened decker. You have to be so
careful It was a real scene, man, and she did
it all in heels, which was the impressive. Oh here
comes hump Hogan. Now and Marcel, I know you're on
(12:51):
the road, but dust all right, Babs, ain'tel you ready
to go? So where to today? First up the drug store?
Four a breath pump? Is there something I should know? Oh,
it's for your friend Violet. I thought she was bread speeding.
Speaker 3 (13:11):
Uh huh it.
Speaker 9 (13:13):
It hurt too much to boil the nipples, which.
Speaker 3 (13:20):
Reminds me I've got to pick up some milk to
the mini Cooper. Carry on straight, John.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
Boy and Billy, Oh crazy.
Speaker 8 (13:35):
Good morning radio, dumb right.
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Good morning, Big Show's Homer Radio for your Thursday, Julia eighteenth.
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Right, we'll go.
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It's time to Axite, yo.
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What's up?
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Hold on, Patrick, go out in the smooth up to
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Speaker 3 (14:28):
TCB taking carefully.
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Welcome to Axite, the place to go for all the
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Intro personal relation. I surpas his dig this.
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Hey, Iike, I'm one of those guys that has a
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were in the same boat, but they started their own businesses.
One friend married a customer and one married an employee.
It worked for them, and I'm hoping it might do
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Wood Dead dev you come to the right place, brother.
I have a in facto it owned the several businesses
and ironomically wound up getting hitched ever damn time.
Speaker 3 (15:21):
But the kids got to be smart about it.
Speaker 9 (15:24):
No, no, no, Now, I suggestify that you find a
business that reflectorates your personal current Sexubal Peccerillos. For example,
in my thirties, I got a groove for the bad girls,
so I started a sex addictified recovery clinic called Ho
No Mo.
Speaker 3 (15:46):
And who signs up for membership in a how No Mo? House? Jackie,
you were there.
Speaker 9 (15:57):
And I get up and I'd conductor rate the meetings
and they'd go, Hi, my name is Lucinda, and I
as a whole everybody say Hillo.
Speaker 3 (16:03):
Senda and Len.
Speaker 9 (16:07):
Lucender would tell you all the freaky dirty that's terrific
scenes she dug into.
Speaker 3 (16:13):
I like getting spanked by.
Speaker 9 (16:14):
Real skinned dudes who is also superstar musicians. Well dee,
hello future missus X Turner.
Speaker 3 (16:27):
It was like a great big std buffet.
Speaker 9 (16:32):
And my funnest I fancied myself a go a mess.
Speaker 3 (16:38):
But I also what a businessman?
Speaker 4 (16:40):
Now?
Speaker 9 (16:41):
What can I do to tickling taste budlers and bring
in the booty? The answer was a topless bakery called
I Turners, Loads and Bitches.
Speaker 3 (16:57):
I'll get a little emotional just thinking about.
Speaker 9 (17:01):
I came up with our slogan, we like our bread
like we like our women big boobs. The smellery of
fresh bread and doughnuts would bring them in and the
triple ds would keep them coming back.
Speaker 3 (17:15):
That that that that that dang young.
Speaker 9 (17:18):
My downfall came when a lot of my skeezers got
uh infectitated by the yeast. I thought that was just
an old wives tale, no put in tendery.
Speaker 3 (17:28):
Now that I'm a more mature type of bon vivant.
Speaker 9 (17:32):
I'd be digging a dem of Biggins, which was the
name of my Restaurantula Biggins. It was like Hooters, except
these efforts weren't just big up top They was big
everywhere ev a way.
Speaker 3 (17:45):
Uh. Unfortunately we didn't last long. Seems like customers started
complaining there was food missing off of their plates. Hey,
I tried to put muscles on them, but they chewed
right through it. So player.
Speaker 9 (17:58):
These businesses did not survive, but the Journey Show kept
my love life alive. Spent years at bankruptcy court, of course,
just as much time of getting divorced. Man, better luck
to you than old I can.
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You'll find e skeezer so you won't be sad. And
if an aid off your plate, uh, give him a
pass and buried that boot and the he says, I
peace out.
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Hey, Patrick got the Christie one? Patrick got the Christie one. Baby.
Good morning, there's a Big Show on the radio.
Speaker 10 (18:51):
Helly, you plendsy premise here When I'm on mid side
of the pond, I get my daily deuce of culture
and edification every morning from these two d like plans,
John Boy and Billy right here on the Big Show.
You know I hate to break it to you, boys,
but where I come from, you're all Yankees. Who well,
I thought it was.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
Good morning. I got the big Sean radio coming up.
We're gonna play some John Boy Jeopardy for a big
old waffle House prize. Pect let's set the mood with
our boys. Pinkered and Bowden have about a little waffle
house blues.
Speaker 3 (20:09):
Mama worked at waffle house.
Speaker 4 (20:11):
I learned to survive on quarters and dimes. But she
never got no rest at all because they were open
all the time. Daddy was a rotal ruder man. Lord
knows he could snake your bowl. But he plunged himself
(20:38):
into his work so hard that it drained his own
sold It was a drag.
Speaker 3 (20:48):
It was a bummer.
Speaker 4 (20:51):
I hate the taste of cheese and eggs and the
smell of liquid plumber.
Speaker 3 (21:10):
She got the money, alright.
Speaker 7 (21:14):
I listened to.
Speaker 4 (21:16):
Brother ran the landfill. It brought home every thing he
found he always had piled up in our front yard.
What should be buried underground?
Speaker 5 (21:33):
I listen to me, Sister was the topless answer.
Speaker 3 (21:37):
She went to work without no clothes.
Speaker 5 (21:40):
She went to work with no.
Speaker 4 (21:43):
Clothes, but she always kept the breast of things she
used to practice on the table.
Speaker 5 (21:49):
Laught on the kitchen table.
Speaker 3 (21:52):
That hole, it was a drag.
Speaker 2 (21:56):
It was the pits.
Speaker 4 (21:57):
Now I hate the a junk pile and the way
he swings over ritz I'm talking about Mama to woplout.
Speaker 5 (22:19):
You down.
Speaker 3 (22:26):
No, I'll get over it right, all right.
Speaker 2 (22:51):
Yeah, good morning. I got a big show on the radio.
All right, Well, a lot of big shoulder to say.
All right, y'all, you got to play one of your
Trump songs in honor of Trump dodging death Saturday night. Unbelievable.
All right, well, let's do it.
Speaker 3 (23:11):
He lives.
Speaker 2 (23:20):
King Trump.
Speaker 4 (23:25):
Now.
Speaker 5 (23:25):
When he was a young.
Speaker 9 (23:26):
Man, he always thought he'd be sitting on a throne.
Speaker 2 (23:30):
Up in Washington, d C. King Trump got a Bible
from his Mammy. Holy. His hands are small and clammy.
Born in New York City, hair like Conway. Now people
love to listen to his speeches.
Speaker 9 (23:52):
He calls folks losers and lion sons of beeches.
Speaker 3 (23:58):
Thinks that he's Don Rickles.
Speaker 11 (24:00):
Route from likes bragging about his pickle board in New.
Speaker 2 (24:05):
York City, hair like Conway, twitting Kat.
Speaker 5 (24:08):
Trump comb drop.
Speaker 3 (24:13):
He says he's smart as hell. From roping, he danced
on its.
Speaker 5 (24:19):
Hell from from.
Speaker 11 (24:21):
Big common sense, mere well, trouble Troup. His foods ain't
got no smell. I got more ex wives this Sinatra Trouble.
Speaker 12 (24:32):
Trouble, trouble from from from from swimming pools.
Speaker 7 (24:39):
From from from from from from.
Speaker 3 (24:44):
Love is star from.
Speaker 9 (24:46):
Trouble Trouble from from and his hair is perfect trumble.
Speaker 13 (24:58):
Not on.
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You think my.
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Head is up my room? I know he's probably crazy, Bud.
I'm voting fucking Troup.
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His momentum just ain't stopping, even when he's flippy flopping.
Speaker 5 (25:13):
Born in New York.
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City, Hairlin Conway Twitty, he was born in.
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New York City, and his hands eaty bitty.
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Right now, sing it out loud today, don't be afraid,
you can't hurt Wargo, don't care, Edward bares Well. Let's
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right here, okay right review yesterday's question. It's too many words.
It was a roller coaster, I know, but it was
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right down again. Roller coaster, All right? Good? Today's John
My Boy Jeopardy on Christmas day and Corrara ra Venezuela's
I like tater Cararacas Venezuela. The city streets are blocked
off so people can use these to go to church.
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They'll know what's a donkey.
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It's John Boy chaplany, Oh Wow Wow. And now a
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Picked up a copy of his family tree at his
last reunion turns out like the rest of us.
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He's got some.
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Lemons, a couple of nuts, and a few mad apples.
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He's John Boy, I go pleasure.
Speaker 2 (27:27):
Didn't point out I was the sap. All right, say
hey to Donnie Adam Montgomery, Alabama. Good morning Donnie, hello body.
All right, Well Donnie, you got the first shot at
it this morning on Christmas Day in some city I
can't pronounce in Venezuela, Caracas. The city streets are blocked
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off so people can use these to go to church.
Speaker 14 (27:55):
What do you think, Donnie, I didn't be doing this
in bed the skates?
Speaker 2 (28:02):
You said roller skates? All right, let's say is it
roller skates?
Speaker 8 (28:14):
Well?
Speaker 2 (28:24):
Is that right?
Speaker 3 (28:26):
There's this first some call him Donnie?
Speaker 2 (28:34):
Yes, right, Donnie, you got you go ahead.
Speaker 14 (28:39):
And that the chances I ain't that changes, and that
there's the chances did.
Speaker 3 (29:01):
If everybody at the cancer center. Is that where you said, Donnie?
Speaker 2 (29:07):
Awesome, Donnie would thank you, Buddy strong dude, were proud
to have you listening.
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Buddy.
Speaker 2 (29:12):
We glad you won. You got it, buddy, you got it.
Jack can get that big old waffle house prize back.
Speaker 13 (29:22):
You send us some picture here, buddy, I we're gonna.
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Jump out and cut you up on your news hed.
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Boy's over it.
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White and Forward saved up some advertising dollars.
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We hear about the.
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Well, a great little movie has made a big hit
in the crowded summer season. We put our best man
on it here to give us a scoop. It's our
film critic, Rabbi myren Bergstein.
Speaker 3 (32:17):
Welcome back, Rabbi shlove Hoveyes, what happening? John boyam?
Speaker 2 (32:23):
So did you see that movie we told you about?
Speaker 3 (32:26):
I'm fine, Thanks, I'm sorry about that. So how are you?
Rabbi too? Right now?
Speaker 9 (32:33):
You always gotta get right to the stuff, don't you?
Never any small talk? Never asked me I'm doing our's
the family. You didn't even buy to ask what happened
to me last weekend? What happened to you last weekend?
Speaker 3 (32:45):
Nothing?
Speaker 9 (32:45):
Why do you ask? Can I talk about this movie
you send me to an hour?
Speaker 3 (32:51):
Please do?
Speaker 2 (32:52):
It's called Velma, It's actually called Thelma.
Speaker 9 (32:55):
Ah, well, now would make sense. I spent the whole Thanks.
You're waiting for that butch girl with the big cans
from the Scoopy Doo Show.
Speaker 3 (33:03):
To show up. I was let me tell you.
Speaker 9 (33:08):
Something for nothing and probably avoid it. Hollywood should pay
attention to this picture. No awake garbage, no political agenda,
no Mexican snow white, just a great story with great actors.
Speaker 3 (33:22):
Isshabat.
Speaker 9 (33:23):
This little old lady on the Rascal that gets scammed
out of her money online and now she takes to
the streets of Los Angeles to get her do back.
Speaker 3 (33:31):
I gotta tell you, she's kind of easy. I'll take
it anywhere I can get it.
Speaker 9 (33:40):
But this movie also marks the last appearance by the
guy who played Shaft.
Speaker 3 (33:45):
And you know that cat Shaft is a bad mother.
Speaker 2 (33:49):
Shot your mouth, But I'm talking about Shaft and weakend.
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Dig it she not hint it nice when you play
along sometimes your basket. Of course, I'm referring to the
great actor, the late Richard Nixon. Roundtree, They're all round.
What's your point?
Speaker 2 (34:09):
The actor is Richard Rowntree.
Speaker 3 (34:13):
I thought that was the funny guy who thought he
was the human torch.
Speaker 2 (34:16):
That's Richard Prior.
Speaker 9 (34:19):
I thought that was the only straight guy Elizabeth Taylor
ever married.
Speaker 2 (34:22):
That's Richard Burton.
Speaker 3 (34:25):
I thought that was the guy with the hamster in
his butt.
Speaker 2 (34:27):
That's Richard Year.
Speaker 9 (34:31):
I thought that was the guy who did all those
impressions that sounded the same that's.
Speaker 2 (34:34):
Rich little.
Speaker 9 (34:37):
I thought that was the gily guy who made the
song about himself called Tody Fluty.
Speaker 2 (34:41):
That's a little Richard.
Speaker 3 (34:45):
Who the hell am I thinking of?
Speaker 2 (34:46):
Richard Rowntree?
Speaker 3 (34:47):
Oh what a dirty mouth on that guy. What do
you think? Do I think? Don't do hard drugs?
Speaker 9 (34:54):
No one ever based in the flames drinking the high ball?
Speaker 3 (34:58):
The movie? Oh well, what can I say? Five? The
five yamakas No. Six one over? This is the greatest
movie of the summer.
Speaker 9 (35:07):
Sy to your empty heads, waiting for a kiddie pooling
the Wolfman movie.
Speaker 3 (35:12):
This is better.
Speaker 9 (35:13):
This is a movie for smart people, people who think,
people who don't need They see stuff explode and blood
and guts and boobies. Well stocking too hasty on the movies,
but you know what I mean. This is class, This
is style. So if you're one of those guys who's
gonna talk all the way through the picture, don't be
surprised if the old guy behind you kicks you square
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on the back when you're trying to pee in the
pop one pucket.
Speaker 3 (35:39):
You had it covering.
Speaker 9 (35:41):
My apologies to the woman sitting in front of you.
The smell comes out in the wash gun Blace.
Speaker 3 (35:47):
But whatever you do see him at night. It's cheaper.
You have money, all big shows on your radio.
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Ooh whah, oh uh oh wah.
Speaker 3 (36:24):
See what I mean?
Speaker 2 (36:57):
Good morning. There's a big Shawn alrighty playing for the
next few minutes here on track with Doug Rice coming
up here in just.
Speaker 3 (37:07):
A few minutes. Jut you up with Doug.
Speaker 2 (37:09):
Come in a wild man at the We went to
the Chicago Street Course race. Alex Bowma pogon O, Ryan
Blaney wins at Indianapolis Motor Speedway is up this weekend.
So some suggestions. So I'm can continuing racking in the door.
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I'm a dollar eighty five, all right, you're.
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