July 19, 2024 • 40 mins
Friday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, we’ve got all of our Friday favorites lined up.. - plus Astronerd will workshop some of his “new” material.. - The Playhouse crew is set up for Dublin, Ireland - for a script entitled, “20 Pints of Guinness:.. - We’ll catch up with Tom Sorensen for a recap of the week in sports and a look at what’s coming up.. - John Boy gives away some more -um- stuff.. - We’ll fill a request for Paul Thorn’s “It’s A Great Day To Whoop Somebody’s A##.. - Tomorrow is the 55th Anniversary of the Moon Landing, so we’ll wrap up the week with our tribute, “Apollo 11 - A Space Oddity”..
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Speaker 1 (00:04):
Good morning. You got a big show on the radio.
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By This is Spanjordy arts in all today from Hammer Langerford, Norway.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
After around to kick the Wolverine.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
There's nothing like sitting back, drinking a great big hairring
smoothie and listening to the Big show with John Boy
and Bealey. There's a bond in this one.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
I can doodle doo up and at them. It is
Friday morning, Friday, July of nineteen, ladies, Man, I can't
believe that. How many more weeks we got in July.
The Monday is the twenty second, seven nine. Yeah, we
got a couple. Thank you. Marsen's set them down there.
(01:32):
I can handle it from here.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
You got like a week and a half leve.
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I think thirty first calls on a Wednesday.
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Oh, relative, why are you looking at me?
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They know your days?
Speaker 6 (01:46):
Uh?
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Here is National Playday all right? Time to unleash your
inner child? Oh this playday for adults? Okay, just one day,
that's yeah, I get it.
Speaker 7 (01:58):
In boy. If this crew gets in.
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Lower imming you meet the bar gets any lower for
this for this.
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Crew, I sen a wedgie in my afternoon.
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That could be my favorite thing I ever seen.
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in history and win it. July nineteen. It was nineteen
thirty the inaugural LPGA Western Open and first women's major
championship was ever played in Yeah, I see it too.
(04:04):
This major championship was ever played. I don't know what
that means. I guess this was the first one in
nineteen thirty.
Speaker 8 (04:11):
Well, it's National Words Day, so she had a few extras,
all right, Well, doesn't move up to nineteen sixty one, Right.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Before the Hippies took over, the first in flight movie
was shown on t w A. It was a pretty
big deal, guess so all right? And then finally it
was nineteen ninety two. Paul Lynch set a new world
record in London by doing forty thousand, four hundred and
(04:38):
one push ups in twenty four hour.
Speaker 5 (04:41):
Wow, congratually.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
Maybe we could celebrate with my one push up that
I did correctly for Sergi Wargie, I'm good yoga, see
how you feel later. Okay, right now, it's open up
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Speaker 1 (05:26):
Good Friday morning, Big Show is on the radio. Today's
featured track from The Big Show bit box A tribute
to Apollo eleven an American space oddity Jergebery key word
Apollo a hollow? Would you like to buy a different file?
As good as I got it? But they blast off?
Speaker 7 (05:51):
Tomorrow is the anniversary okay landing?
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Okay?
Speaker 7 (05:54):
Got Monday or Tuesday was the launch day?
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Okay?
Speaker 6 (05:57):
All right?
Speaker 1 (05:58):
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We shots.
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Basketball?
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Damn it?
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Uh soccer boy?
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Which one were you kind of torn on being a sport?
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Free movie?
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the christ back headed down to noon and Jackie's gonna
hook you up, my boy.
Speaker 6 (08:15):
I guess.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
All right, just jump out, catch you up on your news.
The other side, still looking for early morning comedy sent
from up the great Comedian. See we find one. Good morning.
(09:08):
It's a big show on the radio. Okay, we didn't
quite succeed or when they go a great comedian first
thing in the morning. But asra Nerd says, he's got
a new routine We'll get one more shot. Ah, here
will go el Astra Nerd has asked for more airtime,
and since I'm in the Christmas spirit, I thought, what
(09:28):
could it hurt? Hopefully won't regret it?
Speaker 6 (09:31):
All right, Nerd?
Speaker 1 (09:32):
What's up?
Speaker 5 (09:33):
The stars?
Speaker 11 (09:34):
Get it?
Speaker 1 (09:35):
Maybe this was a mistake.
Speaker 5 (09:36):
Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait
hold on, JB. You know I'm not a one trick
pony like a lot of the rubs that come in here.
I've got mad skills yo, above and beyond talking about Pluto.
In fact, I'm gonna do you a favor. I'm volunteering
(09:57):
to entertain at the Big Show Christmas party.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
Doing what if you're trying to wrangle an invitation to
the party?
Speaker 5 (10:04):
Listen, can we keep things moving? I don't have much
time for chit chat.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
Like you got someplace else? Toll big?
Speaker 5 (10:09):
Well, I've got to call in the local AM station,
then I call Rush, then I call the afternoon show.
Then I'm going to the mall to see if i
can get on camera when Santa makes his big arrival.
Oh so you're a media whore.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
Yeah, by all means, and carry on. Thanks.
Speaker 5 (10:25):
Let me just let me get let me get my
latest gimmick here.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
Uh, I guess that's it in that little suitcase.
Speaker 5 (10:31):
I've been binge watching Jeff Dunham. I've decided to turn
my talents to ventriloquism. So folks, me little Astro.
Speaker 4 (10:42):
Morning bosers. It's me, little Astro.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
No, that thing looks just like you, little propeller hat
and everything, except it's smaller and creepier. It's terrifying.
Speaker 5 (10:53):
Man, thank you.
Speaker 12 (10:56):
You're not exactly Brad Pitt either, hill billy. I've seen
better looking things in the litter box.
Speaker 5 (11:03):
Now, little Astro, you be nice.
Speaker 4 (11:07):
I'll be nicer when he gets smarter.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
Are you going the insult comic rude with this there?
Speaker 5 (11:13):
Hey? Tell him?
Speaker 1 (11:17):
I just steal your eye. Don't see how it goes.
Speaker 5 (11:21):
Hey, little Astro, I hear you had that bug that's
been going around.
Speaker 12 (11:26):
Sure did, But the doctor told me he'd have me
on my feet in two weeks, did he Yeah, I
had to sell my car to pay the bill.
Speaker 5 (11:40):
Well, you know what they say, an apple a day
keeps the doctor away.
Speaker 4 (11:44):
But you have to throw it really, really hard.
Speaker 5 (11:50):
So I heard you started a chicken farm. How's that going?
Speaker 12 (11:54):
I bought a hundred chickens. To get up and running.
A month later, I had to get a hundred more
because the first hundred died.
Speaker 4 (12:01):
Oh no, oh yes.
Speaker 12 (12:04):
A month later I had to get another one hundred
because the others died too.
Speaker 5 (12:08):
That's terrible. What do you think went wrong?
Speaker 4 (12:11):
I don't know. Maybe I'm planting them too.
Speaker 13 (12:14):
Deep, Oh, little Astro, said Astro nerd.
Speaker 4 (12:25):
This guy knows what I'm talking about.
Speaker 5 (12:28):
Now, don't you start.
Speaker 12 (12:30):
I don't want to alarm you, but I think your
wife is selling drugs.
Speaker 5 (12:34):
That's crazy. My wife would never sell drugs.
Speaker 12 (12:38):
The other day, when you were out, the phone rang
I answered it, and before I could say anything, a
man's voice on the other end of the line said, hey, honey,
is that dope done yet?
Speaker 1 (12:53):
Well, maybe we should wrap it up here.
Speaker 5 (12:54):
Wait wait wait, wait, wait wait wait wait, I've got
a killer closer. Uncle buddy gave it to me, say
little Astro, I hear you recently changed jobs.
Speaker 4 (13:06):
Yep.
Speaker 12 (13:07):
I used to be a gynecologist, but Obamacare drove me
out of the medical profession.
Speaker 5 (13:12):
Is that the only reason?
Speaker 12 (13:14):
Well, that and I got tired of women complaining about splinters.
Speaker 5 (13:21):
That's not the finish. What are you doing now?
Speaker 12 (13:25):
Well, after I quit gynecology. I decided to try a
career where my skilled hands would be beneficial.
Speaker 5 (13:31):
What did you do?
Speaker 4 (13:33):
I became an auto mechanic.
Speaker 12 (13:34):
I went to the local technical college and passed with
flying colors. I got a score of one hundred and
fifty percent.
Speaker 5 (13:41):
How did you get one hundred and fifty percent?
Speaker 4 (13:44):
I took the engineering apart.
Speaker 12 (13:45):
I took the engine apart perfectly, which was fifty percent.
I put it back together perfectly, which was another fifty percent.
Speaker 5 (13:52):
That got me in a Well you're as good a
mechanic as you were a gynecologist.
Speaker 3 (13:57):
But what was the honor of fifty percent?
Speaker 6 (13:59):
For?
Speaker 4 (14:00):
I did it all through the muffler.
Speaker 5 (14:05):
Say good night, little astro, Good night, little Astro, and.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
Think, well, do I get the gig? I'll have to
get back to you. I don't make these decisions alone.
You know what the hell does that mean?
Speaker 4 (14:22):
He thinks you steak. I told you the stupid I did.
You're such a loser.
Speaker 5 (14:28):
Why you think your audience best audience in the world.
Speaker 14 (14:32):
So long, everybody, good morning, big show on the radio.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
Well, a great little movie has made a big hit
in the crowded summer season. We put our best man
on it here to give us a scoop. It's our
film critic, Rabbi Myron Bergstein. Welcome back, Rabbi Shlomie Hovey.
What happening John william So? Did you see that movie
we told you about?
Speaker 3 (15:21):
I'm fine, thanks, I'm.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
Sorry about that. So how are you? Rabbi Ato?
Speaker 3 (15:27):
Right now?
Speaker 15 (15:28):
You always gotta get right to the stuff, don't you?
Never any small talk? Never asked me I'm doing our's
the family. You didn't even boy to ask what happened
to me last weekend? What happened to you last weekend?
Speaker 3 (15:40):
Nothing?
Speaker 16 (15:40):
Why do you ask? Can I talk about this movie
you sent me to an hour?
Speaker 1 (15:46):
Please do? It's called Velma, It's actually called Thelma.
Speaker 3 (15:50):
Ah well, now would make sense.
Speaker 16 (15:54):
I spent the whole picture of waiting for that whatch
girl with the big cans from the Scoopy Douce Show.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
To show up. I was. Let me tell you.
Speaker 16 (16:03):
Something for nothing and probably avoid it. Hollywood should pay
attention to this picture. No awake garbage, no political agenda,
no Mexican snow white, just a great story with great actors.
Isshabat this little old lady on the rascal that gets
scammed out of her money online, and now she takes
to the streets of Los Angeles to get her do back.
Speaker 3 (16:26):
I gotta tell you, she's kind of easy. I'll take
it anywhere I can get it.
Speaker 16 (16:35):
But this movie also marks the last appearance by the
guy who played Shaft.
Speaker 3 (16:40):
And you know that cat Shaft is a bad mother.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
Shot your mouth.
Speaker 3 (16:45):
But I'm talking about Shaft and weakend.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
Dig it she not?
Speaker 16 (16:49):
Isn't it nice when you play along sometimes your bastard?
Of course, I'm referring to the great actor, the late
Richard Nixon. Roundtree, They're all round. What's your point?
Speaker 1 (17:04):
The actor is Richard Rowntree.
Speaker 3 (17:07):
I thought that was the funny guy who thought he
was the human torch.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
That's Richard Pryor.
Speaker 16 (17:14):
I thought that was the only straight guy Elizabeth Taylor
ever married.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
That's Richard Burton.
Speaker 3 (17:20):
I thought that was the guy with the hamster in
his butt.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
That's Richard Year.
Speaker 16 (17:26):
I thought that was the guy who did all those
impressions that sounded the same. That's rich Little. I thought
that was the girly guy who made the song about
himself called Tody flu.
Speaker 1 (17:36):
That's a little Richard.
Speaker 3 (17:40):
Who the hell am I thinking of?
Speaker 1 (17:41):
Richard Rowntree.
Speaker 3 (17:42):
Oh what a dirty mouth on that guy?
Speaker 1 (17:46):
What do you think?
Speaker 3 (17:47):
Do I think?
Speaker 16 (17:48):
Don't do hard drugs? No one ever based in the
flames drinking the high Ball, the movie Oh well, what
can I say?
Speaker 3 (17:56):
Five the five Yamakas No. Six one over. This is
the greatest movie of the summer.
Speaker 16 (18:02):
Sorry to your empty heads waiting for a kiddie pooling
the Wolfman movie.
Speaker 3 (18:07):
This is better.
Speaker 16 (18:08):
This is a movie for smart people, people who think,
people who don't need They see stuff explode and blood
and guts and boobies. Well stock be too hasty on
the movies, but you know what I mean. This is class,
this is style. So if you're one of those guys
who's gonna talk all the way through the picture, don't
be surprised if the old guy behind you kicks you
(18:30):
square on the back when you're trying to pee in
the pop one bucket.
Speaker 3 (18:33):
You had it coming. My apologies to the woman sitting
in front of you. The smell comes out in the wash.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
God blace.
Speaker 3 (18:42):
But whatever you do see him at night, it's cheaper.
Speaker 1 (18:48):
Good morning, you got a big show on the radio,
More chances you to win coming up after your news
weather and sports.
Speaker 17 (18:55):
Ah, you gonna have all them good at two shoe
on the radio talking about that damn heat and having babies.
They're nothing sexy as than a hot young man talking.
Speaker 1 (19:08):
Trash on the radio.
Speaker 5 (19:10):
I like all them opinionated tip men, Rush Limball.
Speaker 18 (19:15):
John Handy, Neil Boyd. They're snow on the roof. There's
a fire in the party. It's getting hot in here.
I take off all my clothes. Who I feel so vulnerable?
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Speaker 3 (21:22):
It in minutes.
Speaker 1 (21:23):
Where's our Friday morning song?
Speaker 19 (21:27):
And before eleven o'clock tonight, mister, you better find yourself
another line of work this when sure.
Speaker 14 (21:33):
Don't pick your pistol.
Speaker 5 (21:35):
It's one hundred and six miles to Chicago. We got
a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes.
Speaker 19 (21:40):
It's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.
Speaker 20 (21:43):
Hit it.
Speaker 21 (21:50):
I hate work.
Speaker 5 (21:51):
I hate work.
Speaker 14 (21:52):
I've been having a very bad day.
Speaker 3 (22:02):
I don't I don't need that.
Speaker 20 (22:06):
I'm just gonna goday come back.
Speaker 1 (22:29):
Don't they just just that's cool?
Speaker 20 (22:32):
She's got me? Yeah back?
Speaker 6 (22:50):
Okay?
Speaker 22 (22:51):
What word? Work?
Speaker 5 (22:53):
Work?
Speaker 22 (22:54):
Work, work, work, work?
Speaker 6 (22:55):
Hey man, what are we gonna do?
Speaker 9 (22:57):
Man?
Speaker 1 (22:57):
We gotta get out of here.
Speaker 11 (22:59):
Have a light.
Speaker 5 (23:00):
I mean, do you do anything beside this creepy stuff?
What do you love for fun?
Speaker 6 (23:04):
Oh? No, we don't have fun.
Speaker 22 (23:05):
We just we just work.
Speaker 5 (23:06):
Here's here's our fun, right.
Speaker 20 (23:08):
Work, work, work, work, work, work, work work.
Speaker 1 (23:10):
Well, I realized my father makes a lot of money,
but you see he's not giving me any.
Speaker 18 (23:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 23 (23:15):
Weekend Saturday Sunday the time between work and war work,
the time when you go out looking for.
Speaker 6 (23:21):
Happiness and end up punched over somewhere else's toilet. The
weekend things are at their darkest.
Speaker 14 (23:26):
Pal it's a brave man a party.
Speaker 6 (23:30):
All is will taste?
Speaker 22 (23:32):
Do is.
Speaker 6 (23:34):
Cool?
Speaker 22 (23:35):
Bud off? Fine?
Speaker 1 (24:18):
Oh no, I am today. I have the check page?
Speaker 6 (24:31):
Work work?
Speaker 15 (24:32):
What?
Speaker 22 (24:32):
What?
Speaker 6 (24:33):
What? What?
Speaker 22 (24:33):
What's what's work?
Speaker 6 (24:34):
I hate work?
Speaker 1 (24:35):
I hate work.
Speaker 20 (24:35):
I hate works.
Speaker 6 (24:39):
This dude is.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
To go. Let's jump on in here. What we need
to review yesterday's question we were talking about Christmas Day
in the Caraca Venezuela. The city streets were blocked off
so people can use these to go to church. Rollers. Yeah,
it's not rolling pews. First, Today's John Boy Jeopardy. Well,
(25:15):
no big surprise, I guess. But according to the US
Commerce Department, over eighty percent of the fake versions of
these are made in China.
Speaker 4 (25:25):
What are boobies?
Speaker 22 (25:27):
No?
Speaker 1 (25:30):
What y'all got? One? Eight hundred Big Show toll free
lone across America. We played John Boy Jeopardy.
Speaker 4 (25:37):
Next right there on the label.
Speaker 1 (26:06):
Good Friday Morning, Big Show's on the radio. Today's featured
track for The Big Show bit Box a tribute to
Apollo eleven an American space Olody s'she key word Apollo
did the bit box hat? The Big Show not coming
right now?
Speaker 24 (26:22):
Let's play Yeah Boy live across America.
Speaker 1 (26:26):
It's John Boy Jeopardy. Oh, and now your host.
Speaker 8 (26:30):
He never buys fake versions of things from China, but
you gotta admit with names like seven Evelyn Pizza Hat
and Mikey sportswear, it's hard to depend up.
Speaker 7 (26:42):
He's cowboy there you let's say hate.
Speaker 1 (26:45):
Mary out of Fort Payne, Alabama, Good morning, Mary, Good morning,
so good welcome in here. May you got the first
shot at John Boy Jeopardy this morning. So that was
saying things made in China always say no big surprise,
But according to the US Commerce Department, over eighty percent
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of the fake versions of these are made in China.
What'd you think, Mary, I'm gonna say handbags, handbags. Let's
see show us handbags?
Speaker 20 (27:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (27:23):
How oh, I say, like a fake version of like
the Louis Lamore or what Louis Baton?
Speaker 5 (27:31):
What are the guchies young, you're the guxies the couch?
Speaker 1 (27:35):
Yeah, I got you, Yeah, I've seen them. Well, Mary
would appreciate you playing, baby listening. You have a great
rest of your day.
Speaker 11 (27:45):
Thank you, You too can give a shout out, yes, please great.
I would say, hi, my daughter Kelly and her fiance Daniel,
and all my family and friends around here in the
northeast Alabama.
Speaker 1 (27:57):
Well, all right, Mary, thank y'all for listen. Well, I
appreciate you. Try again sometime, baby. Let's let's go to Larry.
He's oh out of banks in manny Old, North Carolina.
Good morning Larry, Good morning, guys, Hey buddy, welcome. All right,
Well that's going good, going good. Larry got the next
shot at John Boy Jeopardy here. So Mary guests handbags.
(28:20):
I guess you heard that. So what does she guess
about eighty percent of the fake versions in China?
Speaker 11 (28:26):
I was thinking along her lines that or like clothing,
he's under clothing. Well, I'm going to go off the
limb here, and I'm gonna say has something to do
with yesterday's question. I'm gonna say Christmas trees.
Speaker 1 (28:36):
Ah, going off a limb to say Christmas trees yet. See,
Yeah that is Christmas. Good deal man. I don't guess
Christmas tree is really that big for communists who don't
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believe in God? Does that to deal?
Speaker 11 (29:01):
Yeah, it's amazing.
Speaker 7 (29:02):
Yeah, all right, Well the.
Speaker 1 (29:05):
Good work for you, Boddy. You got your bull snut
cleaning products headed the manio.
Speaker 11 (29:09):
First time man and a boy. Thank you.
Speaker 1 (29:20):
Before we get us those fake names you read off
on the intro, right, are they real names from China?
Speaker 8 (29:26):
All of those are actual names being used as knockoffs
from China. There's seven Evelyn. They have stores seven Yeah,
it looks just like the seven eleven logo. And then
they have Pizza Hat. I'm not kidding. You can look
these up. Also, there's Pizza Hot and Mikey sportswear.
Speaker 7 (29:48):
Instead of Mikey, it's m I K E with a
little symbol. Yeah. I know.
Speaker 1 (29:54):
That's the one that Biden was wearing when he fell
off at bike. Remember that here is getting some good
stuff from Johnny Good. One of my favorites, the bro Legs,
the brocts. I was from getting jacket for a birthday.
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H good morning. It's a big shaw on the radio
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like we do celebrate on Fridays. You lie in nineteenth
about Johnny's from knocking off American stuff. I heard that
this man on the iTunes was going around shil a
happy boy on Friday morning song don't be fools. I
got one out called nappy boy. Oh okay, how you're checking?
(31:10):
It's a little dog strike got hit by ice cream truck.
Speaker 3 (31:15):
I don't think so.
Speaker 5 (31:18):
Have another sky so the real thing.
Speaker 1 (31:20):
We're happy boys.
Speaker 19 (31:30):
I was walking down the street on a sunny day.
Bubba feeling in my bones, says I have my weed
bubble hubb Oh, i'ma have to beat boy. Ima hap
to beat boy? Oh we did good when things are
going here? We hey, Hey, my little box pot got
hit by a car ubble hubbub a hubb but it's
gotten in the box and put him in a drawerubb Oh,
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I'm gonna have to beat boy.
Speaker 25 (31:55):
I'ma have to be boy.
Speaker 1 (31:57):
Oh good, wasn't the things that go on here?
Speaker 25 (31:59):
We hey, hey, oh for god?
Speaker 19 (32:17):
All about it for a month and a half ub
a hubbubbo. I looked in through the drawer and started
to laugh, hubbub hub hubbo because.
Speaker 6 (32:24):
I might have me boy. I have met boy. Oh
waen did good?
Speaker 25 (32:29):
When things are going here, we hey hey.
Speaker 1 (33:02):
Good. Friday Morning By Show is on the radio.
Speaker 24 (33:06):
All right, Lesac, Hello friends, your old pal burn Burn
here with another hammer toe rupturing edition of John Boy
and Billy Playhouse.
Speaker 23 (33:16):
Today's episode twenty pints of Guinness. As our story opens,
Irish bar maid Molly Muldoon issues a challenge to her patrons.
Speaker 13 (33:27):
All right, yeah, hedn's your pipe, Drey. Listen up on
this bar right here, I place twenty pounds a Guinness.
There's five hundred pounds to the man who can drink
them all.
Speaker 5 (33:39):
Hold on there, miss, Are you.
Speaker 23 (33:42):
Telling me you'll give five hundred pounds that whoever can
drink all twenty of these guinnesses?
Speaker 3 (33:47):
That is the challenges?
Speaker 4 (33:48):
Stated eye.
Speaker 23 (33:49):
Well that's a tall order there. Tell me, lassie, could
you give me just half an hour to make me decision?
Speaker 4 (33:58):
Well, if you need timetable to your courage, you do that,
you do that.
Speaker 3 (34:06):
I'll be back in half an hour.
Speaker 23 (34:08):
That's plenty of time for you to figure out where
you're from. Thirty minutes later, all right, let's do this.
The man guzzles down the guinness one after another.
Speaker 11 (34:30):
You did it?
Speaker 4 (34:31):
How do you feel.
Speaker 3 (34:39):
It is a fiddle.
Speaker 5 (34:40):
I'll take that money now if you please.
Speaker 4 (34:42):
Hell, A deal's a deal.
Speaker 5 (34:44):
Here you go thanking.
Speaker 4 (34:45):
You just tell me one thing. Where'd you go for
that thirty minutes?
Speaker 24 (34:49):
Oh?
Speaker 23 (34:50):
Well, before I took your bet, I popped into the
pub next door to see if I could actually do it.
Speaker 22 (35:01):
And how.
Speaker 23 (35:04):
We hope you enjoyed John Boy and Billy playhouse. I'll
give you half the money back if you let me
undo them top to tune in next time when we'll
hear the barmaid next door say.
Speaker 1 (35:16):
Hey, big man, let me hold a dollar.
Speaker 3 (35:20):
You do that?
Speaker 1 (35:24):
Good morning, The Big Show's on the radio, and more
Big Show right around the corner.
Speaker 26 (35:29):
I'm working with mister Bill Cox over his outfit, and
I like listen to John Boy and Billy and that
they're Big Show. I like the way they talk.
Speaker 1 (35:39):
They're funny ha ha, not funny queer, that's what they say.
Speaker 26 (35:44):
Anyhow, I figured out why John Boy had a hard
time getting darted the morning I ain't gotten the gage.
Speaker 1 (36:25):
Good morning. It's a Big Show on the radio. It
is your one hour Alert and one hour John Boyd's
Wonderful Man Giveaway number one hundred and ten. That triple
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It's naming the hat Well Doughter Winner. One hour from
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Speaker 3 (37:13):
In minutes.
Speaker 1 (37:14):
Where's our Friday Morning song? One of my faves ever.
Sit in by the listener. Oh look what it's about?
Speaker 6 (37:20):
Get it, chard boy.
Speaker 1 (37:34):
I'm a redeck.
Speaker 6 (37:35):
I ain't got many heroes.
Speaker 1 (37:37):
Most of my kind are a bunch of big heroes.
Speaker 5 (37:40):
But there is one I look up to, y'all. I
never knew.
Speaker 6 (37:44):
Lacol second.
Speaker 21 (37:47):
In the trailer Hard World hangs out with wrestlers and
Hooter Girl. Among the NASCAR drivers, y'all, he's the man,
even though they all't know he can't drive.
Speaker 20 (37:56):
W damn.
Speaker 3 (37:57):
He's got a little cute but he's a real McCall.
Speaker 26 (38:00):
That's why all of us on the short of us.
Speaker 20 (38:02):
We want to beat John Boyd Game.
Speaker 27 (38:06):
Every day to act up John Boy game man King
makes me a big and dumb look cojun going game
and he's got top billing mbed.
Speaker 5 (38:19):
Up and show John Boyd game Man how.
Speaker 27 (38:23):
We left into this job.
Speaker 6 (38:25):
We don't know.
Speaker 21 (38:31):
You can't walk and shoot them, but that's who he is.
He still win sometimes on the stoopide.
Speaker 3 (38:37):
QUI think you don't know a lot, well a lot
you know, he's.
Speaker 5 (38:40):
A trivia king.
Speaker 21 (38:42):
On the Andy Gripper Shoulders, Andy and Barney Hope and me,
Goober and Gomer and John Boy and Me, Billy and
Randy Well and may at Corey, but even old Wafer,
they all want to be.
Speaker 20 (38:55):
John game Man.
Speaker 27 (38:58):
Debt being his team cheers whine game Now we make
smoking all of them come fine, John Ward Game and
he got top feeling on up and show John glad.
Speaker 28 (39:15):
John Doe can't really blow.
Speaker 3 (39:29):
Ignorance is bliss.
Speaker 26 (39:30):
He's a bundle of George and all of a suddther
hebres we all want me.
Speaker 27 (39:35):
John went banging on the door. He's a lucky guy on.
Speaker 21 (39:42):
Man.
Speaker 27 (39:43):
Buddy won't let him out matter how they tried. John Ford, Gaby,
Jackie and the twins.
Speaker 28 (39:50):
He knows their ball. He dreams about them and really
sorrow his ground in his neck, his bread.
Speaker 6 (40:05):
Baby.
Speaker 3 (40:06):
He ain't sharpest tool in the shape.
Speaker 20 (40:12):
When you're playing.
Speaker 1 (40:13):
Yeah, maybe he's the big boy boys when I'm controlling
the song. Sure let me end with this dog Gomer.
All right, let's play Beating the Blonde one eight hundred,
big show you told free line across America. We'll get
a contestant and play next
Good morning. You got a big show on the radio.
More chances you to win coming up after your news
weather sports.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
By This is Spanjordy arts in all today from Hammer Langerford, Norway.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
After around to kick the Wolverine.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
There's nothing like sitting back, drinking a great big hairring
smoothie and listening to the Big show with John Boy
and Bealey. There's a bond in this one.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
I can doodle doo up and at them. It is
Friday morning, Friday, July of nineteen, ladies, Man, I can't
believe that. How many more weeks we got in July.
The Monday is the twenty second, seven nine. Yeah, we
got a couple. Thank you. Marsen's set them down there.
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I can handle it from here.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
You got like a week and a half leve.
Speaker 4 (01:36):
I think thirty first calls on a Wednesday.
Speaker 5 (01:40):
Oh, relative, why are you looking at me?
Speaker 1 (01:43):
They know your days?
Speaker 6 (01:46):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Here is National Playday all right? Time to unleash your
inner child? Oh this playday for adults? Okay, just one day,
that's yeah, I get it.
Speaker 7 (01:58):
In boy. If this crew gets in.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Lower imming you meet the bar gets any lower for
this for this.
Speaker 7 (02:05):
Crew, I sen a wedgie in my afternoon.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
That'll be fun.
Speaker 4 (02:11):
That's what you get for wearing them bikini underwear.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Right, National Dacory Day we go fire blender and National
Words with Friends Day recognizes friendly competition and smart wordplay.
Speaker 4 (02:25):
What you do on your phone and not anywhere near
your friend.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
Well, not like we do smart wordplay. It's wordy word
every day. The final hour of the Big Show, there's
some word play. If you would like to play, click
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on their contest button. I'll go ahead and give our
early risers say the reason to hang on wake up
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four hours from now play wordy word.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
That could be my favorite thing I ever seen.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
We got those three days in this rey saved up
and we'll get you ready for outbursts. All right, we're
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Take you right to the website. Is your name and
a hat. Listen up right now to our three days
in history and win it. July nineteen. It was nineteen
thirty the inaugural LPGA Western Open and first women's major
championship was ever played in Yeah, I see it too.
(04:04):
This major championship was ever played. I don't know what
that means. I guess this was the first one in
nineteen thirty.
Speaker 8 (04:11):
Well, it's National Words Day, so she had a few extras,
all right, Well, doesn't move up to nineteen sixty one, Right.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Before the Hippies took over, the first in flight movie
was shown on t w A. It was a pretty
big deal, guess so all right? And then finally it
was nineteen ninety two. Paul Lynch set a new world
record in London by doing forty thousand, four hundred and
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one push ups in twenty four hour.
Speaker 5 (04:41):
Wow, congratually.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
Maybe we could celebrate with my one push up that
I did correctly for Sergi Wargie, I'm good yoga, see
how you feel later. Okay, right now, it's open up
the lines one eight hundred Big Show, come on and
play out. He's next.
Speaker 6 (05:05):
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Speaker 1 (05:26):
Good Friday morning, Big Show is on the radio. Today's
featured track from The Big Show bit box A tribute
to Apollo eleven an American space oddity Jergebery key word
Apollo a hollow? Would you like to buy a different file?
As good as I got it? But they blast off?
Speaker 7 (05:51):
Tomorrow is the anniversary okay landing?
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Okay?
Speaker 7 (05:54):
Got Monday or Tuesday was the launch day?
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Okay?
Speaker 6 (05:57):
All right?
Speaker 1 (05:58):
So this is our tribune that waves running were good?
Right he weren't Apollo? The bed boxing to makeshow dot Com.
I got let's get no winning Upburst.
Speaker 9 (06:11):
Let's play Upburst.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
It's the game that anyone can win. John Boy and
Billy gave.
Speaker 9 (06:19):
The prizes from the big prize being let's go. He
contested number one. This should really be a lot of fun.
Win you're playing Upburst.
Speaker 10 (06:31):
Have a hurry up and guest time you love the
best time you love a big shots.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
I had a jab from New for Georgia.
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We shots.
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Worked Dieter. Hi, jam, good morning about it? Now, hey
morning that we got you in here. Come on, let's
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I'm ready five seconds? Give me three pro women's sports. Ready, go.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
Basketball?
Speaker 11 (07:18):
Damn it?
Speaker 6 (07:19):
Uh soccer boy?
Speaker 7 (07:22):
Which one were you kind of torn on being a sport?
Speaker 1 (07:26):
That was a five second? Three luxuries on a plane? Ready, go.
Speaker 11 (07:35):
Free movie?
Speaker 1 (07:36):
No nor to stop it like luxuries? No, okay, go.
Speaker 11 (07:43):
Free magazine, free movies. How about some free peanuts?
Speaker 1 (07:47):
Okay, I thanks, some marks that off now, Jeff, give
us three exercises. Ready, go hus up jogging and sit
up there you go. All right, Jeff, we got you
(08:10):
the christ back headed down to noon and Jackie's gonna
hook you up, my boy.
Speaker 6 (08:15):
I guess.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
All right, just jump out, catch you up on your news.
The other side, still looking for early morning comedy sent
from up the great Comedian. See we find one. Good morning.
(09:08):
It's a big show on the radio. Okay, we didn't
quite succeed or when they go a great comedian first
thing in the morning. But asra Nerd says, he's got
a new routine We'll get one more shot. Ah, here
will go el Astra Nerd has asked for more airtime,
and since I'm in the Christmas spirit, I thought, what
(09:28):
could it hurt? Hopefully won't regret it?
Speaker 6 (09:31):
All right, Nerd?
Speaker 1 (09:32):
What's up?
Speaker 5 (09:33):
The stars?
Speaker 11 (09:34):
Get it?
Speaker 1 (09:35):
Maybe this was a mistake.
Speaker 5 (09:36):
Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait
hold on, JB. You know I'm not a one trick
pony like a lot of the rubs that come in here.
I've got mad skills yo, above and beyond talking about Pluto.
In fact, I'm gonna do you a favor. I'm volunteering
(09:57):
to entertain at the Big Show Christmas party.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
Doing what if you're trying to wrangle an invitation to
the party?
Speaker 5 (10:04):
Listen, can we keep things moving? I don't have much
time for chit chat.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
Like you got someplace else? Toll big?
Speaker 5 (10:09):
Well, I've got to call in the local AM station,
then I call Rush, then I call the afternoon show.
Then I'm going to the mall to see if i
can get on camera when Santa makes his big arrival.
Oh so you're a media whore.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
Yeah, by all means, and carry on. Thanks.
Speaker 5 (10:25):
Let me just let me get let me get my
latest gimmick here.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
Uh, I guess that's it in that little suitcase.
Speaker 5 (10:31):
I've been binge watching Jeff Dunham. I've decided to turn
my talents to ventriloquism. So folks, me little Astro.
Speaker 4 (10:42):
Morning bosers. It's me, little Astro.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
No, that thing looks just like you, little propeller hat
and everything, except it's smaller and creepier. It's terrifying.
Speaker 5 (10:53):
Man, thank you.
Speaker 12 (10:56):
You're not exactly Brad Pitt either, hill billy. I've seen
better looking things in the litter box.
Speaker 5 (11:03):
Now, little Astro, you be nice.
Speaker 4 (11:07):
I'll be nicer when he gets smarter.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
Are you going the insult comic rude with this there?
Speaker 5 (11:13):
Hey? Tell him?
Speaker 1 (11:17):
I just steal your eye. Don't see how it goes.
Speaker 5 (11:21):
Hey, little Astro, I hear you had that bug that's
been going around.
Speaker 12 (11:26):
Sure did, But the doctor told me he'd have me
on my feet in two weeks, did he Yeah, I
had to sell my car to pay the bill.
Speaker 5 (11:40):
Well, you know what they say, an apple a day
keeps the doctor away.
Speaker 4 (11:44):
But you have to throw it really, really hard.
Speaker 5 (11:50):
So I heard you started a chicken farm. How's that going?
Speaker 12 (11:54):
I bought a hundred chickens. To get up and running.
A month later, I had to get a hundred more
because the first hundred died.
Speaker 4 (12:01):
Oh no, oh yes.
Speaker 12 (12:04):
A month later I had to get another one hundred
because the others died too.
Speaker 5 (12:08):
That's terrible. What do you think went wrong?
Speaker 4 (12:11):
I don't know. Maybe I'm planting them too.
Speaker 13 (12:14):
Deep, Oh, little Astro, said Astro nerd.
Speaker 4 (12:25):
This guy knows what I'm talking about.
Speaker 5 (12:28):
Now, don't you start.
Speaker 12 (12:30):
I don't want to alarm you, but I think your
wife is selling drugs.
Speaker 5 (12:34):
That's crazy. My wife would never sell drugs.
Speaker 12 (12:38):
The other day, when you were out, the phone rang
I answered it, and before I could say anything, a
man's voice on the other end of the line said, hey, honey,
is that dope done yet?
Speaker 1 (12:53):
Well, maybe we should wrap it up here.
Speaker 5 (12:54):
Wait wait wait, wait, wait wait wait wait, I've got
a killer closer. Uncle buddy gave it to me, say
little Astro, I hear you recently changed jobs.
Speaker 4 (13:06):
Yep.
Speaker 12 (13:07):
I used to be a gynecologist, but Obamacare drove me
out of the medical profession.
Speaker 5 (13:12):
Is that the only reason?
Speaker 12 (13:14):
Well, that and I got tired of women complaining about splinters.
Speaker 5 (13:21):
That's not the finish. What are you doing now?
Speaker 12 (13:25):
Well, after I quit gynecology. I decided to try a
career where my skilled hands would be beneficial.
Speaker 5 (13:31):
What did you do?
Speaker 4 (13:33):
I became an auto mechanic.
Speaker 12 (13:34):
I went to the local technical college and passed with
flying colors. I got a score of one hundred and
fifty percent.
Speaker 5 (13:41):
How did you get one hundred and fifty percent?
Speaker 4 (13:44):
I took the engineering apart.
Speaker 12 (13:45):
I took the engine apart perfectly, which was fifty percent.
I put it back together perfectly, which was another fifty percent.
Speaker 5 (13:52):
That got me in a Well you're as good a
mechanic as you were a gynecologist.
Speaker 3 (13:57):
But what was the honor of fifty percent?
Speaker 6 (13:59):
For?
Speaker 4 (14:00):
I did it all through the muffler.
Speaker 5 (14:05):
Say good night, little astro, Good night, little Astro, and.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
Think, well, do I get the gig? I'll have to
get back to you. I don't make these decisions alone.
You know what the hell does that mean?
Speaker 4 (14:22):
He thinks you steak. I told you the stupid I did.
You're such a loser.
Speaker 5 (14:28):
Why you think your audience best audience in the world.
Speaker 14 (14:32):
So long, everybody, good morning, big show on the radio.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
Well, a great little movie has made a big hit
in the crowded summer season. We put our best man
on it here to give us a scoop. It's our
film critic, Rabbi Myron Bergstein. Welcome back, Rabbi Shlomie Hovey.
What happening John william So? Did you see that movie
we told you about?
Speaker 3 (15:21):
I'm fine, thanks, I'm.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
Sorry about that. So how are you? Rabbi Ato?
Speaker 3 (15:27):
Right now?
Speaker 15 (15:28):
You always gotta get right to the stuff, don't you?
Never any small talk? Never asked me I'm doing our's
the family. You didn't even boy to ask what happened
to me last weekend? What happened to you last weekend?
Speaker 3 (15:40):
Nothing?
Speaker 16 (15:40):
Why do you ask? Can I talk about this movie
you sent me to an hour?
Speaker 1 (15:46):
Please do? It's called Velma, It's actually called Thelma.
Speaker 3 (15:50):
Ah well, now would make sense.
Speaker 16 (15:54):
I spent the whole picture of waiting for that whatch
girl with the big cans from the Scoopy Douce Show.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
To show up. I was. Let me tell you.
Speaker 16 (16:03):
Something for nothing and probably avoid it. Hollywood should pay
attention to this picture. No awake garbage, no political agenda,
no Mexican snow white, just a great story with great actors.
Isshabat this little old lady on the rascal that gets
scammed out of her money online, and now she takes
to the streets of Los Angeles to get her do back.
Speaker 3 (16:26):
I gotta tell you, she's kind of easy. I'll take
it anywhere I can get it.
Speaker 16 (16:35):
But this movie also marks the last appearance by the
guy who played Shaft.
Speaker 3 (16:40):
And you know that cat Shaft is a bad mother.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
Shot your mouth.
Speaker 3 (16:45):
But I'm talking about Shaft and weakend.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
Dig it she not?
Speaker 16 (16:49):
Isn't it nice when you play along sometimes your bastard?
Of course, I'm referring to the great actor, the late
Richard Nixon. Roundtree, They're all round. What's your point?
Speaker 1 (17:04):
The actor is Richard Rowntree.
Speaker 3 (17:07):
I thought that was the funny guy who thought he
was the human torch.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
That's Richard Pryor.
Speaker 16 (17:14):
I thought that was the only straight guy Elizabeth Taylor
ever married.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
That's Richard Burton.
Speaker 3 (17:20):
I thought that was the guy with the hamster in
his butt.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
That's Richard Year.
Speaker 16 (17:26):
I thought that was the guy who did all those
impressions that sounded the same. That's rich Little. I thought
that was the girly guy who made the song about
himself called Tody flu.
Speaker 1 (17:36):
That's a little Richard.
Speaker 3 (17:40):
Who the hell am I thinking of?
Speaker 1 (17:41):
Richard Rowntree.
Speaker 3 (17:42):
Oh what a dirty mouth on that guy?
Speaker 1 (17:46):
What do you think?
Speaker 3 (17:47):
Do I think?
Speaker 16 (17:48):
Don't do hard drugs? No one ever based in the
flames drinking the high Ball, the movie Oh well, what
can I say?
Speaker 3 (17:56):
Five the five Yamakas No. Six one over. This is
the greatest movie of the summer.
Speaker 16 (18:02):
Sorry to your empty heads waiting for a kiddie pooling
the Wolfman movie.
Speaker 3 (18:07):
This is better.
Speaker 16 (18:08):
This is a movie for smart people, people who think,
people who don't need They see stuff explode and blood
and guts and boobies. Well stock be too hasty on
the movies, but you know what I mean. This is class,
this is style. So if you're one of those guys
who's gonna talk all the way through the picture, don't
be surprised if the old guy behind you kicks you
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square on the back when you're trying to pee in
the pop one bucket.
Speaker 3 (18:33):
You had it coming. My apologies to the woman sitting
in front of you. The smell comes out in the wash.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
God blace.
Speaker 3 (18:42):
But whatever you do see him at night, it's cheaper.
Speaker 1 (18:48):
Good morning, you got a big show on the radio,
More chances you to win coming up after your news
weather and sports.
Speaker 17 (18:55):
Ah, you gonna have all them good at two shoe
on the radio talking about that damn heat and having babies.
They're nothing sexy as than a hot young man talking.
Speaker 1 (19:08):
Trash on the radio.
Speaker 5 (19:10):
I like all them opinionated tip men, Rush Limball.
Speaker 18 (19:15):
John Handy, Neil Boyd. They're snow on the roof. There's
a fire in the party. It's getting hot in here.
I take off all my clothes. Who I feel so vulnerable?
Speaker 1 (20:07):
Good morning, it's a big show on the radio. Have
usome summertime giveaways playing at Harley and the trip to Sturgeons.
My boys at log Tigers. We got the mossy Oak
game Keepers LS tractor giveaway. Make sure you got your
name and the hat for that. Just click on the
(20:28):
LS tractor link at the Big Show dot com. You
see the tractor that you can win, Man cool rig Loaders,
tailor bike, O Minmountain more going on the blue tractors. Hell,
this's tractor. And of course put that e by from
Fishing Cycles and I had now click on that banner
(20:49):
when you at the Big Show dot com. Make sure
you registered is your name and I had to win
that as well. Alright, summertime giveaways John Boyds ever to
be next game played some big show rolls on Good
Morning Big Shows on the radio. Coming up, we played
John Boyds every Day win against one hundred and twenty
dollars worth of bulls not cleaning products made into USA.
(21:11):
Truck drivers keep America moving and bulls not make sure
they look good doing it. Find bullsnout the truck stops
across America. I click on that banner when you hit
the Big show dot com, hang on play for.
Speaker 3 (21:22):
It in minutes.
Speaker 1 (21:23):
Where's our Friday morning song?
Speaker 19 (21:27):
And before eleven o'clock tonight, mister, you better find yourself
another line of work this when sure.
Speaker 14 (21:33):
Don't pick your pistol.
Speaker 5 (21:35):
It's one hundred and six miles to Chicago. We got
a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes.
Speaker 19 (21:40):
It's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.
Speaker 20 (21:43):
Hit it.
Speaker 21 (21:50):
I hate work.
Speaker 5 (21:51):
I hate work.
Speaker 14 (21:52):
I've been having a very bad day.
Speaker 3 (22:02):
I don't I don't need that.
Speaker 20 (22:06):
I'm just gonna goday come back.
Speaker 1 (22:29):
Don't they just just that's cool?
Speaker 20 (22:32):
She's got me? Yeah back?
Speaker 6 (22:50):
Okay?
Speaker 22 (22:51):
What word? Work?
Speaker 5 (22:53):
Work?
Speaker 22 (22:54):
Work, work, work, work?
Speaker 6 (22:55):
Hey man, what are we gonna do?
Speaker 9 (22:57):
Man?
Speaker 1 (22:57):
We gotta get out of here.
Speaker 11 (22:59):
Have a light.
Speaker 5 (23:00):
I mean, do you do anything beside this creepy stuff?
What do you love for fun?
Speaker 6 (23:04):
Oh? No, we don't have fun.
Speaker 22 (23:05):
We just we just work.
Speaker 5 (23:06):
Here's here's our fun, right.
Speaker 20 (23:08):
Work, work, work, work, work, work, work work.
Speaker 1 (23:10):
Well, I realized my father makes a lot of money,
but you see he's not giving me any.
Speaker 18 (23:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 23 (23:15):
Weekend Saturday Sunday the time between work and war work,
the time when you go out looking for.
Speaker 6 (23:21):
Happiness and end up punched over somewhere else's toilet. The
weekend things are at their darkest.
Speaker 14 (23:26):
Pal it's a brave man a party.
Speaker 6 (23:30):
All is will taste?
Speaker 22 (23:32):
Do is.
Speaker 6 (23:34):
Cool?
Speaker 22 (23:35):
Bud off? Fine?
Speaker 1 (24:18):
Oh no, I am today. I have the check page?
Speaker 6 (24:31):
Work work?
Speaker 15 (24:32):
What?
Speaker 22 (24:32):
What?
Speaker 6 (24:33):
What? What?
Speaker 22 (24:33):
What's what's work?
Speaker 6 (24:34):
I hate work?
Speaker 1 (24:35):
I hate work.
Speaker 20 (24:35):
I hate works.
Speaker 6 (24:39):
This dude is.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
To go. Let's jump on in here. What we need
to review yesterday's question we were talking about Christmas Day
in the Caraca Venezuela. The city streets were blocked off
so people can use these to go to church. Rollers. Yeah,
it's not rolling pews. First, Today's John Boy Jeopardy. Well,
(25:15):
no big surprise, I guess. But according to the US
Commerce Department, over eighty percent of the fake versions of
these are made in China.
Speaker 4 (25:25):
What are boobies?
Speaker 22 (25:27):
No?
Speaker 1 (25:30):
What y'all got? One? Eight hundred Big Show toll free
lone across America. We played John Boy Jeopardy.
Speaker 4 (25:37):
Next right there on the label.
Speaker 1 (26:06):
Good Friday Morning, Big Show's on the radio. Today's featured
track for The Big Show bit Box a tribute to
Apollo eleven an American space Olody s'she key word Apollo
did the bit box hat? The Big Show not coming
right now?
Speaker 24 (26:22):
Let's play Yeah Boy live across America.
Speaker 1 (26:26):
It's John Boy Jeopardy. Oh, and now your host.
Speaker 8 (26:30):
He never buys fake versions of things from China, but
you gotta admit with names like seven Evelyn Pizza Hat
and Mikey sportswear, it's hard to depend up.
Speaker 7 (26:42):
He's cowboy there you let's say hate.
Speaker 1 (26:45):
Mary out of Fort Payne, Alabama, Good morning, Mary, Good morning,
so good welcome in here. May you got the first
shot at John Boy Jeopardy this morning. So that was
saying things made in China always say no big surprise,
But according to the US Commerce Department, over eighty percent
(27:07):
of the fake versions of these are made in China.
What'd you think, Mary, I'm gonna say handbags, handbags. Let's
see show us handbags?
Speaker 20 (27:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (27:23):
How oh, I say, like a fake version of like
the Louis Lamore or what Louis Baton?
Speaker 5 (27:31):
What are the guchies young, you're the guxies the couch?
Speaker 1 (27:35):
Yeah, I got you, Yeah, I've seen them. Well, Mary
would appreciate you playing, baby listening. You have a great
rest of your day.
Speaker 11 (27:45):
Thank you, You too can give a shout out, yes, please great.
I would say, hi, my daughter Kelly and her fiance Daniel,
and all my family and friends around here in the
northeast Alabama.
Speaker 1 (27:57):
Well, all right, Mary, thank y'all for listen. Well, I
appreciate you. Try again sometime, baby. Let's let's go to Larry.
He's oh out of banks in manny Old, North Carolina.
Good morning Larry, Good morning, guys, Hey buddy, welcome. All right,
Well that's going good, going good. Larry got the next
shot at John Boy Jeopardy here. So Mary guests handbags.
(28:20):
I guess you heard that. So what does she guess
about eighty percent of the fake versions in China?
Speaker 11 (28:26):
I was thinking along her lines that or like clothing,
he's under clothing. Well, I'm going to go off the
limb here, and I'm gonna say has something to do
with yesterday's question. I'm gonna say Christmas trees.
Speaker 1 (28:36):
Ah, going off a limb to say Christmas trees yet. See,
Yeah that is Christmas. Good deal man. I don't guess
Christmas tree is really that big for communists who don't
(28:58):
believe in God? Does that to deal?
Speaker 11 (29:01):
Yeah, it's amazing.
Speaker 7 (29:02):
Yeah, all right, Well the.
Speaker 1 (29:05):
Good work for you, Boddy. You got your bull snut
cleaning products headed the manio.
Speaker 11 (29:09):
First time man and a boy. Thank you.
Speaker 1 (29:20):
Before we get us those fake names you read off
on the intro, right, are they real names from China?
Speaker 8 (29:26):
All of those are actual names being used as knockoffs
from China. There's seven Evelyn. They have stores seven Yeah,
it looks just like the seven eleven logo. And then
they have Pizza Hat. I'm not kidding. You can look
these up. Also, there's Pizza Hot and Mikey sportswear.
Speaker 7 (29:48):
Instead of Mikey, it's m I K E with a
little symbol. Yeah. I know.
Speaker 1 (29:54):
That's the one that Biden was wearing when he fell
off at bike. Remember that here is getting some good
stuff from Johnny Good. One of my favorites, the bro Legs,
the brocts. I was from getting jacket for a birthday.
(30:19):
H good morning. It's a big shaw on the radio
(30:50):
like we do celebrate on Fridays. You lie in nineteenth
about Johnny's from knocking off American stuff. I heard that
this man on the iTunes was going around shil a
happy boy on Friday morning song don't be fools. I
got one out called nappy boy. Oh okay, how you're checking?
(31:10):
It's a little dog strike got hit by ice cream truck.
Speaker 3 (31:15):
I don't think so.
Speaker 5 (31:18):
Have another sky so the real thing.
Speaker 1 (31:20):
We're happy boys.
Speaker 19 (31:30):
I was walking down the street on a sunny day.
Bubba feeling in my bones, says I have my weed
bubble hubb Oh, i'ma have to beat boy. Ima hap
to beat boy? Oh we did good when things are
going here? We hey, Hey, my little box pot got
hit by a car ubble hubbub a hubb but it's
gotten in the box and put him in a drawerubb Oh,
(31:53):
I'm gonna have to beat boy.
Speaker 25 (31:55):
I'ma have to be boy.
Speaker 1 (31:57):
Oh good, wasn't the things that go on here?
Speaker 25 (31:59):
We hey, hey, oh for god?
Speaker 19 (32:17):
All about it for a month and a half ub
a hubbubbo. I looked in through the drawer and started
to laugh, hubbub hub hubbo because.
Speaker 6 (32:24):
I might have me boy. I have met boy. Oh
waen did good?
Speaker 25 (32:29):
When things are going here, we hey hey.
Speaker 1 (33:02):
Good. Friday Morning By Show is on the radio.
Speaker 24 (33:06):
All right, Lesac, Hello friends, your old pal burn Burn
here with another hammer toe rupturing edition of John Boy
and Billy Playhouse.
Speaker 23 (33:16):
Today's episode twenty pints of Guinness. As our story opens,
Irish bar maid Molly Muldoon issues a challenge to her patrons.
Speaker 13 (33:27):
All right, yeah, hedn's your pipe, Drey. Listen up on
this bar right here, I place twenty pounds a Guinness.
There's five hundred pounds to the man who can drink
them all.
Speaker 5 (33:39):
Hold on there, miss, Are you.
Speaker 23 (33:42):
Telling me you'll give five hundred pounds that whoever can
drink all twenty of these guinnesses?
Speaker 3 (33:47):
That is the challenges?
Speaker 4 (33:48):
Stated eye.
Speaker 23 (33:49):
Well that's a tall order there. Tell me, lassie, could
you give me just half an hour to make me decision?
Speaker 4 (33:58):
Well, if you need timetable to your courage, you do that,
you do that.
Speaker 3 (34:06):
I'll be back in half an hour.
Speaker 23 (34:08):
That's plenty of time for you to figure out where
you're from. Thirty minutes later, all right, let's do this.
The man guzzles down the guinness one after another.
Speaker 11 (34:30):
You did it?
Speaker 4 (34:31):
How do you feel.
Speaker 3 (34:39):
It is a fiddle.
Speaker 5 (34:40):
I'll take that money now if you please.
Speaker 4 (34:42):
Hell, A deal's a deal.
Speaker 5 (34:44):
Here you go thanking.
Speaker 4 (34:45):
You just tell me one thing. Where'd you go for
that thirty minutes?
Speaker 24 (34:49):
Oh?
Speaker 23 (34:50):
Well, before I took your bet, I popped into the
pub next door to see if I could actually do it.
Speaker 22 (35:01):
And how.
Speaker 23 (35:04):
We hope you enjoyed John Boy and Billy playhouse. I'll
give you half the money back if you let me
undo them top to tune in next time when we'll
hear the barmaid next door say.
Speaker 1 (35:16):
Hey, big man, let me hold a dollar.
Speaker 3 (35:20):
You do that?
Speaker 1 (35:24):
Good morning, The Big Show's on the radio, and more
Big Show right around the corner.
Speaker 26 (35:29):
I'm working with mister Bill Cox over his outfit, and
I like listen to John Boy and Billy and that
they're Big Show. I like the way they talk.
Speaker 1 (35:39):
They're funny ha ha, not funny queer, that's what they say.
Speaker 26 (35:44):
Anyhow, I figured out why John Boy had a hard
time getting darted the morning I ain't gotten the gage.
Speaker 1 (36:25):
Good morning. It's a Big Show on the radio. It
is your one hour Alert and one hour John Boyd's
Wonderful Man Giveaway number one hundred and ten. That triple
Excel T shirt I live in you on this day,
so the offended. That was my Robert d Rayford Boye.
It's naming the hat Well Doughter Winner. One hour from
(36:47):
right now, Big Show rolls home. Good morning, Big Show's
on the radio. Coming up, we play beat the Blonde.
If you can, you'll get a hat, T shirt, tumbler
and a twenty five dollars gas card from Law Tigers.
Lord Tigers motorcycle lawyers who ride representing injured riders for
over two decades. With Lord Tigers, you never ride alone.
(37:08):
It's gonna go on the Lord Tiger's banner when it
hit the Big Show dot Com. Hang on and play
for it.
Speaker 3 (37:13):
In minutes.
Speaker 1 (37:14):
Where's our Friday Morning song? One of my faves ever.
Sit in by the listener. Oh look what it's about?
Speaker 6 (37:20):
Get it, chard boy.
Speaker 1 (37:34):
I'm a redeck.
Speaker 6 (37:35):
I ain't got many heroes.
Speaker 1 (37:37):
Most of my kind are a bunch of big heroes.
Speaker 5 (37:40):
But there is one I look up to, y'all. I
never knew.
Speaker 6 (37:44):
Lacol second.
Speaker 21 (37:47):
In the trailer Hard World hangs out with wrestlers and
Hooter Girl. Among the NASCAR drivers, y'all, he's the man,
even though they all't know he can't drive.
Speaker 20 (37:56):
W damn.
Speaker 3 (37:57):
He's got a little cute but he's a real McCall.
Speaker 26 (38:00):
That's why all of us on the short of us.
Speaker 20 (38:02):
We want to beat John Boyd Game.
Speaker 27 (38:06):
Every day to act up John Boy game man King
makes me a big and dumb look cojun going game
and he's got top billing mbed.
Speaker 5 (38:19):
Up and show John Boyd game Man how.
Speaker 27 (38:23):
We left into this job.
Speaker 6 (38:25):
We don't know.
Speaker 21 (38:31):
You can't walk and shoot them, but that's who he is.
He still win sometimes on the stoopide.
Speaker 3 (38:37):
QUI think you don't know a lot, well a lot
you know, he's.
Speaker 5 (38:40):
A trivia king.
Speaker 21 (38:42):
On the Andy Gripper Shoulders, Andy and Barney Hope and me,
Goober and Gomer and John Boy and Me, Billy and
Randy Well and may at Corey, but even old Wafer,
they all want to be.
Speaker 20 (38:55):
John game Man.
Speaker 27 (38:58):
Debt being his team cheers whine game Now we make
smoking all of them come fine, John Ward Game and
he got top feeling on up and show John glad.
Speaker 28 (39:15):
John Doe can't really blow.
Speaker 3 (39:29):
Ignorance is bliss.
Speaker 26 (39:30):
He's a bundle of George and all of a suddther
hebres we all want me.
Speaker 27 (39:35):
John went banging on the door. He's a lucky guy on.
Speaker 21 (39:42):
Man.
Speaker 27 (39:43):
Buddy won't let him out matter how they tried. John Ford, Gaby,
Jackie and the twins.
Speaker 28 (39:50):
He knows their ball. He dreams about them and really
sorrow his ground in his neck, his bread.
Speaker 6 (40:05):
Baby.
Speaker 3 (40:06):
He ain't sharpest tool in the shape.
Speaker 20 (40:12):
When you're playing.
Speaker 1 (40:13):
Yeah, maybe he's the big boy boys when I'm controlling
the song. Sure let me end with this dog Gomer.
All right, let's play Beating the Blonde one eight hundred,
big show you told free line across America. We'll get
a contestant and play next
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