July 23, 2024 • 40 mins
Tuesday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, we review another great TV show that didn’t make it, “Judge Ike Turner:.. - Oliver compares your job to Hell.. - Terry Hanson has a Sports Brief story that ends up under a bridge.. - Phil McCrackin is not a fan of the Big Show’s new studios.. - and Murray has a story about Carlos the Mime - turned Lion Tamer..
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good day.
Speaker 2 (00:00):
You're old pal Steve here, No, not the former idiot intern,
the crocodile Stalker. And you're listening to my two favorite
bonds of mates, John Boy and Billy on the Big Show.
I'll tell you it's nice to be high and dry
and safe and sound in this Necker studio.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
Hey, what's this wire for? Mhm A doodle dooo? Loveing anhim?
(00:58):
It is Choose Day, July twenty third, twenty twenty four.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
Okay, you seem shocked.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
He's waiting for somebody to correct it.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
You are correct.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
So National Vanilla ice Cream Day. Yeah, you know, vanilla,
It's not so bad. Sometimes just vanilla lemon. How about
a lemon It's National Lemon Day as.
Speaker 4 (01:31):
Well, Oh saying lemon ice cream.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Lemon lemonade. Float all in this gorgeous Grandma Day, All
go Grandma. Gorgeous Glandma like. Yeah, recognizes all the women
who embrace the age of a grandma, whether they are
grandmothers or not. Good luck with that.
Speaker 4 (01:55):
Yeah, you take a different pole.
Speaker 5 (01:59):
I think there's one work can get the hooters.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
And don't you know, I'm not a grandmother, but I'm
old enough to be one to celebrate Yeah, Jackie about
half hot awaiting Eric, You're gonna have to pick it
up here a little bit. Wow, Jackie gets to save
my little high my grandboy, Yeah, I want one.
Speaker 4 (02:23):
Berry's ARY's grandkids asked their mom what they should call me?
Uh uh huh, And I was looking right at him.
I'm like, uh, Marcy's fine, uh, pau Paul's Girlfriend's great.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Hey you I'll take that. Ye, I'll talk wait an say, baby,
I get that. Tater David's grandkids call me, Hey, Grandma.
I'm like, I'm too hot to be called grandma. We'll
turn that air down.
Speaker 4 (02:52):
Yeah, I'm just saying I skipped the whole moth egg
so to be I am on, maybe I haven't earned it. Yeah,
That's what I'm going with.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Let's go with mar mar.
Speaker 4 (03:08):
Jeff Marshy.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
Right, let's see how that works out. Then, gorgeous Grandma
day celebrate. We got three days in this re saved double.
Get a first prize pack out and get that win
them again and hey, where way Big shows on a radio.
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we're got a categories. It is July twenty third. It
was eighteen twenty seven. The first swimming school in the
US Open in Boston was on this day. One of
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the first dippers was former President John Quincy Adams, who
was sixty one years old when they started taking swimming lessons.
Speaker 4 (04:03):
Getting there with all the babies, they're like dunk of
their heads and.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Making a slip over, and their President, John Quincy Adams,
learned how to swim. It's very important. It's gonna be
brown water. I don't guess he was in the navy,
all right, eighteen No, look at nineteen eighty two, diet
coke was introduced. All right, but DA eighty two and
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finally an O one. A twenty seven year old burglar
was arrested after he broke into a suburban Johannesburg library
where a local policeman was discussing crime statistics. Good work here, dealers,
you're broke into a library and I'm not going to
return this book on time.
Speaker 4 (04:45):
There's a lot of dude money in there, a lot
of dues.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Well, there you go. There's our categories one eight hundred,
Big Show you told free line across America. We play
out birds next, Good morning. That's a big show on
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the radio for your Tuesday, July twenty third. Got today's
featured track from the Big Show bit Box our agent
Murray about Carlos the Lion Tamer. Search for key word
Carlos hit the Big Box at the Big Show dot
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Speaker 6 (05:41):
Upburst. Let's play Upburst. It's the game that anyone.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
Can win, John Boy, Billy, give.
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The prizes from the Big Prize be Let's go contested
number one. This should be a lot of fun in
your playing out there. Have them Mary up and guess
time you love the best time you.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
Love a big shots. Let's say hey the Geary from
smith Fields, Ohio. Shots morning, Gary, Good morning, buddy, welcome
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gear you waking up. Get through these three categories, get
Jackie your dress and get you prize packed.
Speaker 7 (06:35):
I'm ready, John Boy.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
Jackie's gonna get your dress. Any We're gonna send you
a prize puk to get ahead of myself. Okay, would
you like to buy some bowl? No five seconds gear,
Give us three things you learn at a swimming lesson. Ready,
go hold your breath, try to flute and tread water.
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Now give us three diet dreams.
Speaker 8 (07:00):
Ready, go diet coke, diet pepsi and diet mountain dew.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
For the wind. Three things in a library that you
would steal. Ready, go.
Speaker 9 (07:17):
Book the desk and some computers.
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Head over to Smithfield's, Ohio just for you.
Speaker 7 (07:33):
Buddy, Awesome John Boy, longtime caller, first time getting through the.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
Hang with a gar Yeah, good morning, Big shows on
the radio his news time. Yeah, Ima, I gotta tell
you about summer replacement Tuesday. Looking at shows and aren't
good enough for y'all to watch in the winter. Good morning.
(08:34):
Oh no, let's just a way to light hit me.
Big shows on the radio Summer replacement series. We look
at some that probably won't last a fall. All morning,
long game. This was some good old teenage aks.
Speaker 10 (08:50):
This fall, CBS presents a new show from the producers
of nine oh two, one oh and Melrose Place. It's
eighty eight oh one Oak Creek Court, Unit A, The
the loves the drama of twenty somethings who haven't quite
made it.
Speaker 11 (09:05):
Yet, Jamie, if you let your dog out and he
craps on my patio one more time, BF didn't crap
on your patio. I watched her do it, Jamie. We
still have a leash law in this town, you know.
Now keep her inside or there'll be more than one
bitch around here getting whacked with a rolled up newspaper.
Speaker 10 (09:21):
They're not what you'd call the beautiful people, but they
are young, they're pretty darn ruthless, and some of them
even sleep.
Speaker 7 (09:28):
Around a lot enter their world.
Speaker 8 (09:31):
I'm warning you, Devin, you can't park your jet skin
in front of your apartment.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
It's a violation of the association rules. Don't push me, Janet.
Speaker 10 (09:38):
And what if I do well, I'm sure the resident
manager would find that illegal HBO hookup of yours utterly fascinating.
Speaker 7 (09:46):
You wouldn't dare try me.
Speaker 10 (09:49):
Eighty oh one Oh Creak Cord Unit A. This fall
on CBS H.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
Good morning, and there's a big show on the radio
Tuesday morning. Well, it must have run out of coffee
at home. Because he just showed up here. He's our
oldest listener and frequent contributor, nervel TEA Wheeler, Come on
in nerve, Hey, John boy, Hey everybody, what's you doing
out about today? Well?
Speaker 12 (10:39):
I got to run over yonder the iron to get
my new upper plate as he's got so dad gum loose.
Speaker 3 (10:45):
I had to chew my food twice.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
How long have you had them? Oh?
Speaker 3 (10:49):
About thirty year?
Speaker 1 (10:50):
I couldn't give her to you.
Speaker 12 (10:51):
It sounds like you do, I'd say, you know, my
wife had false teeth too, but hers was different.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
How so it was big she had. She had a
jaw on or how big are we talking? Well?
Speaker 12 (11:03):
And night I'd put mine in a glass there and
she'd put hers out in the trough.
Speaker 13 (11:07):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
You had to watch out for him too.
Speaker 12 (11:11):
On her eightieth birthday, some of the folks from a
church are they throwed her a little party.
Speaker 3 (11:16):
Preacher had just lit the candles and she sneezed.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
Did it blow out the candles? Well?
Speaker 12 (11:20):
Yeah, but her teeth come flying out of her mouth
and took the organist's right hand though.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
Oh, she come from sharp out to a point. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (11:29):
And when she passed away. That was the one thing
of hers that I kipt.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
Really, so what did you do with it? I hung
him on the.
Speaker 3 (11:35):
Porch by the front door, keep said Jehovah's witnesses.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
Don't believe I've ever seen a mouth a big No
mirrors at home?
Speaker 12 (11:43):
Huh yeah, I come up with one every once in
a while, Jackie, thank you for having me.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 12 (11:50):
The world is chock full of humanodities? Are you got
to see them all at the local mall?
Speaker 1 (11:55):
When did you go to the mall?
Speaker 12 (11:57):
Had a great granddaughter and I had a day out.
We hit a that food court. Shedn't dig there, and
I know why they call it food court. Folks doing
the cooking ought to be on trial.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
Anyway.
Speaker 12 (12:09):
She wanted to go shopping. I told her I just
sit tired and slip on a cup of coffee. You know,
one of the things I hate about the mall crowds,
the noise. They charge you for coffee. You want a
Venti or a Grandee? I want a coffee you're half
with I guess she didn't think it was funny because
she charged me five dollars.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
Well it wasn't any good.
Speaker 12 (12:31):
Well it was okay, but for five dollars it should
have come with a hand sandwich in a foot row.
So I've done some people watching there, you know, passing
the time, and kids all different color hire tattoos, showing
everywhere metal stuff and sticking off her faces using the
most foul language you ever did.
Speaker 3 (12:48):
Here. Some of the customers just as bad.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
I see this one galon.
Speaker 12 (12:55):
I see this one gallon, tall, long red hair, real
nice figure, although you could tell they was fake. I
mean her bottom was jiggling, but them never budge. But
the what caught my eye was her nose. Now you
seen that, uh that bird fella on the Batman show
the penguin, Yeah, she put him to shame.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
I see that.
Speaker 12 (13:19):
What makes no sense to me is she spent all
that money of pumping up her balcony and nobody's looking
at him because of that damn nose. I swear to god,
John Boy, I think it's so big she could smell
the future.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
Well did you say anything, George?
Speaker 3 (13:32):
Well, what was I gonna say?
Speaker 12 (13:33):
You know, Hey, sweety, would you mind pecking a hole
in this pine log firm?
Speaker 1 (13:38):
Say?
Speaker 3 (13:38):
Donland, could you take a sniff of this T shirt
and then track the scent?
Speaker 1 (13:42):
Or me master?
Speaker 8 (13:43):
What's it's it? Smelled like in Germany today. Oh a hell,
I kept it myself.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
That's probably for the best.
Speaker 12 (13:49):
Yeah, well, I will grab me another cup of the
hot brine here and sweet talked the snack gall into
a cup. Help meself, keep your saddle all in your
gung grease and holler.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
Off and you need me?
Speaker 2 (14:03):
Well, well, well, you've obviously got nothing better to do,
or maybe you're just not smart enough to change the dial.
Whatever the reason, you're listening to John Boy and Billy
on the Big Show, aren't they won?
Speaker 1 (14:57):
You're more than its make sew on the radio? Coming
up in minutes. What to watch? All right? Speaking of
one to watch? Looking at some summer replacement shows this morning.
He's a musical legend.
Speaker 14 (15:13):
He's also spent more time in the courtroom than most lawyers.
Now he's presiding over the fastest thirty minutes of justice
on television. Here come to Judge, Judge Ike Turner.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
Let me get this straight.
Speaker 15 (15:26):
You came home and found your wife sitting on the milkman.
Speaker 7 (15:30):
That's right, good.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
Kate obius judgment for the complaint trip the guilty.
Speaker 14 (15:38):
He might as well confess, because old Judge Ike, don't take.
Speaker 15 (15:41):
No mass hold on judge acting about all I'm trying
on the hoochies he was hanging out with at the
car wall. Ma'am, fam, you know, if you would allow
me a little I'm solicrated testimony, maybe you wouldn't have
this problem.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
Give you spring for the d looks wish every once
in a while.
Speaker 15 (15:58):
If you take my meals from looking at that you
and a brow you got working between them beating the lines,
you might want to think about going for the hot
white treatment. In other words, wouldn't be no hackey panking.
If you'd remove some of your stakings, you can take
that to the banking judge. Ih the meanest son of
the bench you ever saw. Premiere's Monday at five, right
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before Eyewinness. Action News Early Edition First Alert at fire thirty.
And you're a hometown home for local news, you can
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Speaker 1 (16:29):
Clue, Yeah, good morning, got the big show on the
radio coming up. We played John Boyjebarty winner against a
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From the desk of Taylor Taman News, what to watch,
Here's mar said.
Speaker 4 (17:15):
Taylor Moran appreciated the box office review from the weekend.
Twisters came in number one from the weekend.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
I noticed I was showing the old Twister over the
weekend nineteen ninety.
Speaker 4 (17:28):
Six one with Helen Hunt and Bill Paxton.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
And the Flying Cow. Yeah, we've got cow.
Speaker 4 (17:35):
A lot of a lot of people on social media
have said that social media have said that this is
a great movie. The effects are wonderful, and it's just
it's amazing. I don't know that they know about ninety six,
but they're saying it's much better. And also it did
much better than projected as far as money wise for
this weekend, So that was good. Expected to only make
about fifty million and it made eighty.
Speaker 1 (17:55):
Whoa extra thirty that don't hurt.
Speaker 4 (17:58):
Yes, it's not too shabby. Despicable be four came in
second place. Inside Out two came in third. Long Legs
The Horror The horror movie has a Nicholas Cage as
the serial Killer came in fourth place, and a Quiet
Place Day One rounds out the top five. What's in
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theaters this weekend? The Fabulous four. This is an uproarious comedy.
That's why they described it an uproarious comedy.
Speaker 1 (18:26):
It was an uproarious horror.
Speaker 4 (18:28):
I know, I know too much to say. It's about
a group of lifelong friends. It stars Susan Sarandon, Megan Malali,
Sherry Lee Ralph and Bette Midler. These three girls traveled
to Key West, Florida to be bride'smaids in the surprise
wedding of their best college girlfriend played by Bette Midler,
and over the course of this outrageous trip, sisterhoods are rekindled,
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in the past resurfaces. There's enough sparks, runch and romance
to change all their lives.
Speaker 1 (18:54):
Do we really want to say that, I don't know?
Speaker 4 (18:56):
I lost you at rous?
Speaker 1 (18:58):
Didn't I well?
Speaker 4 (18:59):
And it's to be blown out the water by Deadpool
and Wolverine, which also this weekend.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
That one I'll see.
Speaker 4 (19:06):
And it's the sequel to twenty eighteen's Deadpool two and
it's dealing with the time variance authority. If you're watching
any of that on the streaming services, you would see
that Loki dealt with the time various Yeah. Yeah, So
it's the new Marvel Cinematic Universe addition to their whole
movie library.
Speaker 5 (19:27):
Have you seen any of the Deadpool movies.
Speaker 1 (19:30):
I think I saw some of the first.
Speaker 5 (19:32):
H You like him, I mean because he's smart ass superhero, Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4 (19:35):
And there's some gorrit it but they're laughing while they're
doing that far, so that's.
Speaker 1 (19:38):
Kind of interesting and check it out.
Speaker 4 (19:41):
Ye. On the streaming side, Netflix has Ghostbusters Frozen Empire
this week, and it's the sequel to twenty twenty one's
Ghostbusters After Life and it deals with the Spangler family,
which was played.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
By ghost people. Is this the bad Ghostbusters? This was?
Oh no, this is a remake where they got a
little darker.
Speaker 4 (20:04):
Okay, but yeah, this this Frozen Empire actually has Dan Ackroyd,
Bill Murray and Ernie Hudson and Annie Potts back in it.
So the Spangler family was igor iron anyway, that his
Harold Ramis's character, because Harold Ramis is no longer with us.
So they're his family, like his descendants that have like
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come back to New York and that we're following that
family around.
Speaker 1 (20:27):
Oh right.
Speaker 4 (20:28):
Knox Goes Away is also on Max. And that's Michael
Keaton's movie that he directed and started. And it's a
hitman thriller about a contact killer who has dementia and
he's got to make some things before it all goes away.
And don't forget. Saturday night is the opening ceremony on
NBC of the Olympic.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
I thought it was Friday night. It probably is. Besides
that good report.
Speaker 4 (20:55):
Saturday is one of the days that you will be
able to see the Olympics this week.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
Well, let's play. Let's get us a weather right here.
I don't like you. Let's played John Boy Jeopardy. All right,
it is all good review yesterday's question. We found out
McDonald's calls a customer uproar ninety two and announced it
after nearly twenty five years, they would no longer offer
a fried version of this popular menu item, fol pie.
(21:21):
It was apple pie. It was just to save money.
They don't care if you eat Frida Bright No. Today's
John Moy Jeopardy during World War II. This product was
in such short supply that some women begin faking it
by drawing a line on themselves using an eye liner pencil.
Speaker 4 (21:42):
What is a chastity belt? Don't cross this line?
Speaker 1 (21:48):
Oh what y'all got one? Ain't under a big show?
You told? Free line? Across America? We go, do we
get a winner? We play John Boy Jeopardy X. Good
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toes morning, the Big Shows on the radio. Got today's
feature track from the Big Show bit Box. Our agent
Murray Carlos, the lion Tamer. There's her key word, Carlos,
and you hit the big Box at the Big Show
dot com there right now. Let's lie yes.
Speaker 13 (22:43):
Live across America. It's John boyd Jeffunny and now your host.
He once worked for a low budget zoo. It was
one of those that only had one animal. It was
a little dog in a cage. It was a shit zoo.
Speaker 1 (22:59):
He's John, Thank you. Kevin had out of Cottonwood, Alabama.
He did it anyway, didn't they? Hey, good morning, buddy,
Good morning, John Boy. Oh lookt that that move Kevin
(23:19):
down Cottonwood? All right, keV, Well you got the first
shot at John Boy Jeopardy. Let's see what you got
during World War two? This product was in such short supply.
Do some women begin faking it by drawing a line
on themselves using an eye liner pencil? Kevin, have you
figured this out, buddy? No?
Speaker 8 (23:43):
I think it might be lipstick?
Speaker 1 (23:45):
Might be lipstick? All right, well let's see, I'll gut
lipstick to have to draw two lines. Got two lips right?
Even thinking that for a while, Kevin, We appreciate you playing, buddy.
You know you can get through. You try again, man.
Speaker 4 (24:07):
All right, Well you'll have.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
That, all right, bro, thanks so much. All right, Well
let's see we got Richard in Pennington Gap, Virginia. Good morning,
Richard Morin's first time caller, long time listening. Had a boy.
Welcome in here, Richard. All right, women faking something by
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drawing a line on themselves with an eye liner pencil.
Kevin was thinking lipstick? What are you thinking, Richard?
Speaker 6 (24:39):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (24:45):
Not long stockings. Maybe that's what I was saying. He
just came up with that.
Speaker 5 (24:52):
You could turn him, thinks, because nobody that just randomly
calls him?
Speaker 1 (24:55):
Is that good of an act? Let's see? Is it
not so? Well? Before we see if it's nine locks
a line drawing a line. Well, let's say if Richard
got it right. Yeah, yeah, I was wondering if if
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Richard would would know that No, of course not no
cozy in did.
Speaker 3 (25:25):
You didn't know you were gonna quiz him twice?
Speaker 1 (25:28):
Richard, you have just won a waffle House prize pack
some very cool swag head dependenton gap for you. Thank you, sir,
please do Hey. I just want to give a shout
out to all the non emergency and emergency medical transport
drivers out there. Uh guys.
Speaker 7 (25:50):
Without you, guys's hard work, we couldn't get the people
to where we need to go.
Speaker 1 (25:54):
That's what I do for a living man. Awesome. Richard,
will appreciate you serving why you're working there, buddy, Proud
to have you. Listen.
Speaker 7 (26:02):
Man, you hang on.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
All right, let's jump out, catch you up on your
news on the other side. Summer Replacement Show Tuesday, mister
Rayford's neighborhood, very big summer night. H good morning. It's
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a big showing the radios sber time replacement shows that
we'd like to see.
Speaker 7 (27:08):
It's a marginal day in the neighborhood with people like
you for a neighbor. Won't you move out? Would you
move out. Hello, boys and girls. Mister Rayford here glad
to be able to add a little bit of class
to this otherwise juvenile, redneck yuckfest and helps straighten out
the new generation of crumb crutchers. Today's Adventure Day in
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mister Rayford's neighborhood. Our special guest is little Tommy Vaughan. Well, Tommy,
how are you enjoying Adventure Day so far?
Speaker 1 (27:39):
It's really neat? Mister Rayford.
Speaker 9 (27:41):
What a great idea of putting all those old, abandoned
refrigerators with clubhouse painted on them in your backyard. I
haven't seen my brother Eddie in the last few minutes,
so do you think you could help me find him?
Speaker 7 (27:51):
Well, we'll talk about that later. You know, Tommy, I
thought you were coming along on the road to curmudgeon hood.
You know, I was on that cynical road back when
you were just a glaze in your father's eye. It
doesn't just happen. You have to work at it. It's
a twenty four hour a day job. You can't just
take an occasional stab at it. You've got to make
it your life I have. You've got to decide are
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you going to be a good head or a butt head.
Speaker 9 (28:16):
I know I've shown patience and compassion in the past,
but I want to be a butt head.
Speaker 7 (28:21):
Good, good, good. You're a fine boy, bud. With a
little work, we can take care of that. You've got
to surround yourself with people of like mind, people who
think exactly like you do, people you can call a pal.
Are you my pal, Tommy.
Speaker 1 (28:35):
Yes, sir, I'm your pal. Good boy.
Speaker 7 (28:39):
How about a nice big glass of Bilo colum.
Speaker 9 (28:42):
Yeah, that'd be great. I really got thirsty out there
dodging all those bear tracks.
Speaker 6 (28:46):
Ah.
Speaker 7 (28:47):
Yes, And remember, you can't fall in the trap of
saying what you think people want to hear. Speak your mind,
Damn the consequences. Be a leader, be a curmudgeon, be.
Speaker 9 (28:57):
A yeah yeah butt head. I got it, got it?
Let can I go now? I hate being a latchkey child.
Speaker 7 (29:03):
Well, if your mother would quit her job and stay
home like all women should, the world wouldn't be so
screwed up. Tell her, I said, give it up. She
can't have it all tomorrow. And mister Rafford's neighborhood leaf blowers,
modern convenience or just another fiendish attempt to annoy me
personally till then get out of my yard, stay indoors,
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and if your parents go out to eat, pretend you're sick,
stay home and quit ruining my life till then. This
is mister Rayford saying a way off. Yeh good, that'll
hold the little bastards off for a while.
Speaker 1 (30:06):
Good morning, it's a big show on the radio. We're
rolling through your Tuesday. It's time for Oliver.
Speaker 3 (30:18):
Have you got a second?
Speaker 1 (30:20):
I know you're on a tight budget. Well, well, well.
Speaker 2 (30:27):
Have you ever noticed that more and more people compare
everything to hell? Marriages Hell, taxes are hell. Going to
the dentist is hell. The country's going to hell. The
most popular one I hear over and over again, work
is hell. Really well, I don't know about you, but
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based on my experiences, Hell might be a step up
from work.
Speaker 1 (30:55):
Let me preach on In Hell.
Speaker 2 (30:58):
Your coffee stays hot all day long. In Hell, you
never have to look very far to find the legal department.
In Hell, you always know who ate all your girl
scout cookies satan. In Hell, it's easy to score because
all the women are the off escape.
Speaker 1 (31:22):
At work.
Speaker 2 (31:22):
The summer humidity is stifling in Hell. It's a dry heat.
Speaker 1 (31:29):
In Hell.
Speaker 2 (31:29):
There are no damn Ziggie cartoons on the breakroom refrigerator,
because there's no refrigerator.
Speaker 1 (31:38):
In Hell.
Speaker 2 (31:39):
You get to spend more time with your spouse. Now
I didn't mean that about you, honey. This one's for
John Boy.
Speaker 1 (31:47):
In Hell.
Speaker 2 (31:47):
The smell of sulfur and brimstone. Lets you cut the
cheese without embarrassment. In Hell, you no longer have to
wonder if the boss hates you. Riding to work in
Hell in a handbasket sure beats the bus. In Hell,
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twittering pictures of your junk to underage girls. Lets you
keep your job with a paid leave of absence. In Hell,
there's no fighting over the thermostaff. Your office one stale
doughnut every Friday in Hell Osama bin laden in the
molten lava dunk tank. Your office one stinking bathroom constantly
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occupied by the constipated staff octogenarian. Oh in Hell, a
level playing field, no toilets, your office suit and tie
in Hell, bare ass, naked pitchforks in attitude. Baby. In Hell,
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you get a show for driven limousine to work, but
your show for is Teddy Kennedy. In Hell, no buzz killing.
Weekly updates from the products for good guys in hell,
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ferocious reptilian demons appreciate a good dirty joke without threatening
a sexual harassment complaint, like your office brood does Jackie.
In Hell, you can make popcorn without leaving your cubicle.
In Hell, you never have to worry about the boss
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whining he's out of wah wah. That's not for anybody
in the room particularly. And finally, at work, you have
to wait your turn to pet the boss's dog. In hell,
the boss's dog has three heads. No waiting there. I
hope that makes you feel better and if not, go down.
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Good morning.
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It's my fault. Oh sir, I feel so human. Good morning,
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and it's a big show on the radio. The youngest
old Biden dropped out of the race, dog gone it
And all that time we've spent on our top ten lists.
Last week Bill Silvers reaching to vote for him. Just
can't let that go. To waste. We just put too
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if old Kamala's gonna spend that money, are gonna give
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Biden and then dog gone it? What somebody has just
been paying attention? Did you notice anything?
Speaker 7 (35:45):
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Kept that nice?
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I am shocked. Actually yeah so, I don't know one
more time since we've put so much into it. As
week we'll have her latest and probably the finale of
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I Bill, Hello, fellow taxpayers, your old friend Bill Silver's here.
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Lucky you.
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Ah, It's an election year, another chance to get screwed over,
and before you know it, you'll be wasting a trip
to the polls, only to have eighty one million people
miraculously appear after two am on election day and slap
that smile off your face. Joe Biden, whose theme song
should have been The Wanderer.
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Joe Biden, who.
Speaker 8 (37:24):
Could cater one of his rallies with a bucket of
chicken and have leftovers. Joe Biden couldn't be the sharpest
guy in the room if you filed his head.
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To a point. But I digress.
Speaker 8 (37:37):
Believe it or not, there are actually people out there
who will enthusiastically vote for Joe Biden after four years
of well, I don't have to tell you now. When
you ask them why, they'll mumble something about Orange Man
bad and wander off like their hero. But if you're
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Speaker 1 (38:25):
Number eight you enjoy.
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Giving your gas money to foreigners.
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Number seven.
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Too many people in this country are speaking English for
your liking. Number six, you're terribly worried about the border
in Ukraine. Number five you're hoping to impress the hot
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going to vote for Joe Biden you're a big fan
of The Walking Dead.
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It is Choose Day, July twenty third, twenty twenty four.
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Okay, you seem shocked.
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He's waiting for somebody to correct it.
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You are correct.
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So National Vanilla ice Cream Day. Yeah, you know, vanilla,
It's not so bad. Sometimes just vanilla lemon. How about
a lemon It's National Lemon Day as.
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Well, Oh saying lemon ice cream.
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Lemon lemonade. Float all in this gorgeous Grandma Day, All
go Grandma. Gorgeous Glandma like. Yeah, recognizes all the women
who embrace the age of a grandma, whether they are
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Yeah, you take a different pole.
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I think there's one work can get the hooters.
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And don't you know, I'm not a grandmother, but I'm
old enough to be one to celebrate Yeah, Jackie about
half hot awaiting Eric, You're gonna have to pick it
up here a little bit. Wow, Jackie gets to save
my little high my grandboy, Yeah, I want one.
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Berry's ARY's grandkids asked their mom what they should call me?
Uh uh huh, And I was looking right at him.
I'm like, uh, Marcy's fine, uh, pau Paul's Girlfriend's great.
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Hey you I'll take that. Ye, I'll talk wait an say, baby,
I get that. Tater David's grandkids call me, Hey, Grandma.
I'm like, I'm too hot to be called grandma. We'll
turn that air down.
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Yeah, I'm just saying I skipped the whole moth egg
so to be I am on, maybe I haven't earned it. Yeah,
That's what I'm going with.
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Let's go with mar mar.
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Jeff Marshy.
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Right, let's see how that works out. Then, gorgeous Grandma
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the loves the drama of twenty somethings who haven't quite
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Yet, Jamie, if you let your dog out and he
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Now keep her inside or there'll be more than one
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even sleep.
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Around a lot enter their world.
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You wouldn't dare try me.
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Good morning, and there's a big show on the radio
Tuesday morning. Well, it must have run out of coffee
at home. Because he just showed up here. He's our
oldest listener and frequent contributor, nervel TEA Wheeler, Come on
in nerve, Hey, John boy, Hey everybody, what's you doing
out about today? Well?
Speaker 12 (10:39):
I got to run over yonder the iron to get
my new upper plate as he's got so dad gum loose.
Speaker 3 (10:45):
I had to chew my food twice.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
How long have you had them? Oh?
Speaker 3 (10:49):
About thirty year?
Speaker 1 (10:50):
I couldn't give her to you.
Speaker 12 (10:51):
It sounds like you do, I'd say, you know, my
wife had false teeth too, but hers was different.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
How so it was big she had. She had a
jaw on or how big are we talking? Well?
Speaker 12 (11:03):
And night I'd put mine in a glass there and
she'd put hers out in the trough.
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Wow.
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You had to watch out for him too.
Speaker 12 (11:11):
On her eightieth birthday, some of the folks from a
church are they throwed her a little party.
Speaker 3 (11:16):
Preacher had just lit the candles and she sneezed.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
Did it blow out the candles? Well?
Speaker 12 (11:20):
Yeah, but her teeth come flying out of her mouth
and took the organist's right hand though.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
Oh, she come from sharp out to a point. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (11:29):
And when she passed away. That was the one thing
of hers that I kipt.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
Really, so what did you do with it? I hung
him on the.
Speaker 3 (11:35):
Porch by the front door, keep said Jehovah's witnesses.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
Don't believe I've ever seen a mouth a big No
mirrors at home?
Speaker 12 (11:43):
Huh yeah, I come up with one every once in
a while, Jackie, thank you for having me.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 12 (11:50):
The world is chock full of humanodities? Are you got
to see them all at the local mall?
Speaker 1 (11:55):
When did you go to the mall?
Speaker 12 (11:57):
Had a great granddaughter and I had a day out.
We hit a that food court. Shedn't dig there, and
I know why they call it food court. Folks doing
the cooking ought to be on trial.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
Anyway.
Speaker 12 (12:09):
She wanted to go shopping. I told her I just
sit tired and slip on a cup of coffee. You know,
one of the things I hate about the mall crowds,
the noise. They charge you for coffee. You want a
Venti or a Grandee? I want a coffee you're half
with I guess she didn't think it was funny because
she charged me five dollars.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
Well it wasn't any good.
Speaker 12 (12:31):
Well it was okay, but for five dollars it should
have come with a hand sandwich in a foot row.
So I've done some people watching there, you know, passing
the time, and kids all different color hire tattoos, showing
everywhere metal stuff and sticking off her faces using the
most foul language you ever did.
Speaker 3 (12:48):
Here. Some of the customers just as bad.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
I see this one galon.
Speaker 12 (12:55):
I see this one gallon, tall, long red hair, real
nice figure, although you could tell they was fake. I
mean her bottom was jiggling, but them never budge. But
the what caught my eye was her nose. Now you
seen that, uh that bird fella on the Batman show
the penguin, Yeah, she put him to shame.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
I see that.
Speaker 12 (13:19):
What makes no sense to me is she spent all
that money of pumping up her balcony and nobody's looking
at him because of that damn nose. I swear to god,
John Boy, I think it's so big she could smell
the future.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
Well did you say anything, George?
Speaker 3 (13:32):
Well, what was I gonna say?
Speaker 12 (13:33):
You know, Hey, sweety, would you mind pecking a hole
in this pine log firm?
Speaker 1 (13:38):
Say?
Speaker 3 (13:38):
Donland, could you take a sniff of this T shirt
and then track the scent?
Speaker 1 (13:42):
Or me master?
Speaker 8 (13:43):
What's it's it? Smelled like in Germany today. Oh a hell,
I kept it myself.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
That's probably for the best.
Speaker 12 (13:49):
Yeah, well, I will grab me another cup of the
hot brine here and sweet talked the snack gall into
a cup. Help meself, keep your saddle all in your
gung grease and holler.
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Off and you need me?
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or maybe you're just not smart enough to change the dial.
Whatever the reason, you're listening to John Boy and Billy
on the Big Show, aren't they won?
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You're more than its make sew on the radio? Coming
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He's a musical legend.
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He's also spent more time in the courtroom than most lawyers.
Now he's presiding over the fastest thirty minutes of justice
on television. Here come to Judge, Judge Ike Turner.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
Let me get this straight.
Speaker 15 (15:26):
You came home and found your wife sitting on the milkman.
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That's right, good.
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Kate obius judgment for the complaint trip the guilty.
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He might as well confess, because old Judge Ike, don't take.
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on the hoochies he was hanging out with at the
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From the desk of Taylor Taman News, what to watch,
Here's mar said.
Speaker 4 (17:15):
Taylor Moran appreciated the box office review from the weekend.
Twisters came in number one from the weekend.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
I noticed I was showing the old Twister over the
weekend nineteen ninety.
Speaker 4 (17:28):
Six one with Helen Hunt and Bill Paxton.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
And the Flying Cow. Yeah, we've got cow.
Speaker 4 (17:35):
A lot of a lot of people on social media
have said that social media have said that this is
a great movie. The effects are wonderful, and it's just
it's amazing. I don't know that they know about ninety six,
but they're saying it's much better. And also it did
much better than projected as far as money wise for
this weekend, So that was good. Expected to only make
about fifty million and it made eighty.
Speaker 1 (17:55):
Whoa extra thirty that don't hurt.
Speaker 4 (17:58):
Yes, it's not too shabby. Despicable be four came in
second place. Inside Out two came in third. Long Legs
The Horror The horror movie has a Nicholas Cage as
the serial Killer came in fourth place, and a Quiet
Place Day One rounds out the top five. What's in
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theaters this weekend? The Fabulous four. This is an uproarious comedy.
That's why they described it an uproarious comedy.
Speaker 1 (18:26):
It was an uproarious horror.
Speaker 4 (18:28):
I know, I know too much to say. It's about
a group of lifelong friends. It stars Susan Sarandon, Megan Malali,
Sherry Lee Ralph and Bette Midler. These three girls traveled
to Key West, Florida to be bride'smaids in the surprise
wedding of their best college girlfriend played by Bette Midler,
and over the course of this outrageous trip, sisterhoods are rekindled,
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in the past resurfaces. There's enough sparks, runch and romance
to change all their lives.
Speaker 1 (18:54):
Do we really want to say that, I don't know?
Speaker 4 (18:56):
I lost you at rous?
Speaker 1 (18:58):
Didn't I well?
Speaker 4 (18:59):
And it's to be blown out the water by Deadpool
and Wolverine, which also this weekend.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
That one I'll see.
Speaker 4 (19:06):
And it's the sequel to twenty eighteen's Deadpool two and
it's dealing with the time variance authority. If you're watching
any of that on the streaming services, you would see
that Loki dealt with the time various Yeah. Yeah, So
it's the new Marvel Cinematic Universe addition to their whole
movie library.
Speaker 5 (19:27):
Have you seen any of the Deadpool movies.
Speaker 1 (19:30):
I think I saw some of the first.
Speaker 5 (19:32):
H You like him, I mean because he's smart ass superhero, Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4 (19:35):
And there's some gorrit it but they're laughing while they're
doing that far, so that's.
Speaker 1 (19:38):
Kind of interesting and check it out.
Speaker 4 (19:41):
Ye. On the streaming side, Netflix has Ghostbusters Frozen Empire
this week, and it's the sequel to twenty twenty one's
Ghostbusters After Life and it deals with the Spangler family,
which was played.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
By ghost people. Is this the bad Ghostbusters? This was?
Oh no, this is a remake where they got a
little darker.
Speaker 4 (20:04):
Okay, but yeah, this this Frozen Empire actually has Dan Ackroyd,
Bill Murray and Ernie Hudson and Annie Potts back in it.
So the Spangler family was igor iron anyway, that his
Harold Ramis's character, because Harold Ramis is no longer with us.
So they're his family, like his descendants that have like
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come back to New York and that we're following that
family around.
Speaker 1 (20:27):
Oh right.
Speaker 4 (20:28):
Knox Goes Away is also on Max. And that's Michael
Keaton's movie that he directed and started. And it's a
hitman thriller about a contact killer who has dementia and
he's got to make some things before it all goes away.
And don't forget. Saturday night is the opening ceremony on
NBC of the Olympic.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
I thought it was Friday night. It probably is. Besides
that good report.
Speaker 4 (20:55):
Saturday is one of the days that you will be
able to see the Olympics this week.
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Well, let's play. Let's get us a weather right here.
I don't like you. Let's played John Boy Jeopardy. All right,
it is all good review yesterday's question. We found out
McDonald's calls a customer uproar ninety two and announced it
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They don't care if you eat Frida Bright No. Today's
John Moy Jeopardy during World War II. This product was
in such short supply that some women begin faking it
by drawing a line on themselves using an eye liner pencil.
Speaker 4 (21:42):
What is a chastity belt? Don't cross this line?
Speaker 1 (21:48):
Oh what y'all got one? Ain't under a big show?
You told? Free line? Across America? We go, do we
get a winner? We play John Boy Jeopardy X. Good
(22:25):
toes morning, the Big Shows on the radio. Got today's
feature track from the Big Show bit Box. Our agent
Murray Carlos, the lion Tamer. There's her key word, Carlos,
and you hit the big Box at the Big Show
dot com there right now. Let's lie yes.
Speaker 13 (22:43):
Live across America. It's John boyd Jeffunny and now your host.
He once worked for a low budget zoo. It was
one of those that only had one animal. It was
a little dog in a cage. It was a shit zoo.
Speaker 1 (22:59):
He's John, Thank you. Kevin had out of Cottonwood, Alabama.
He did it anyway, didn't they? Hey, good morning, buddy,
Good morning, John Boy. Oh lookt that that move Kevin
(23:19):
down Cottonwood? All right, keV, Well you got the first
shot at John Boy Jeopardy. Let's see what you got
during World War two? This product was in such short supply.
Do some women begin faking it by drawing a line
on themselves using an eye liner pencil? Kevin, have you
figured this out, buddy? No?
Speaker 8 (23:43):
I think it might be lipstick?
Speaker 1 (23:45):
Might be lipstick? All right, well let's see, I'll gut
lipstick to have to draw two lines. Got two lips right?
Even thinking that for a while, Kevin, We appreciate you playing, buddy.
You know you can get through. You try again, man.
Speaker 4 (24:07):
All right, Well you'll have.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
That, all right, bro, thanks so much. All right, Well
let's see we got Richard in Pennington Gap, Virginia. Good morning,
Richard Morin's first time caller, long time listening. Had a boy.
Welcome in here, Richard. All right, women faking something by
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drawing a line on themselves with an eye liner pencil.
Kevin was thinking lipstick? What are you thinking, Richard?
Speaker 6 (24:39):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (24:45):
Not long stockings. Maybe that's what I was saying. He
just came up with that.
Speaker 5 (24:52):
You could turn him, thinks, because nobody that just randomly
calls him?
Speaker 1 (24:55):
Is that good of an act? Let's see? Is it
not so? Well? Before we see if it's nine locks
a line drawing a line. Well, let's say if Richard
got it right. Yeah, yeah, I was wondering if if
(25:21):
Richard would would know that No, of course not no
cozy in did.
Speaker 3 (25:25):
You didn't know you were gonna quiz him twice?
Speaker 1 (25:28):
Richard, you have just won a waffle House prize pack
some very cool swag head dependenton gap for you. Thank you, sir,
please do Hey. I just want to give a shout
out to all the non emergency and emergency medical transport
drivers out there. Uh guys.
Speaker 7 (25:50):
Without you, guys's hard work, we couldn't get the people
to where we need to go.
Speaker 1 (25:54):
That's what I do for a living man. Awesome. Richard,
will appreciate you serving why you're working there, buddy, Proud
to have you. Listen.
Speaker 7 (26:02):
Man, you hang on.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
All right, let's jump out, catch you up on your
news on the other side. Summer Replacement Show Tuesday, mister
Rayford's neighborhood, very big summer night. H good morning. It's
(26:55):
a big showing the radios sber time replacement shows that
we'd like to see.
Speaker 7 (27:08):
It's a marginal day in the neighborhood with people like
you for a neighbor. Won't you move out? Would you
move out. Hello, boys and girls. Mister Rayford here glad
to be able to add a little bit of class
to this otherwise juvenile, redneck yuckfest and helps straighten out
the new generation of crumb crutchers. Today's Adventure Day in
(27:32):
mister Rayford's neighborhood. Our special guest is little Tommy Vaughan. Well, Tommy,
how are you enjoying Adventure Day so far?
Speaker 1 (27:39):
It's really neat? Mister Rayford.
Speaker 9 (27:41):
What a great idea of putting all those old, abandoned
refrigerators with clubhouse painted on them in your backyard. I
haven't seen my brother Eddie in the last few minutes,
so do you think you could help me find him?
Speaker 7 (27:51):
Well, we'll talk about that later. You know, Tommy, I
thought you were coming along on the road to curmudgeon hood.
You know, I was on that cynical road back when
you were just a glaze in your father's eye. It
doesn't just happen. You have to work at it. It's
a twenty four hour a day job. You can't just
take an occasional stab at it. You've got to make
it your life I have. You've got to decide are
(28:12):
you going to be a good head or a butt head.
Speaker 9 (28:16):
I know I've shown patience and compassion in the past,
but I want to be a butt head.
Speaker 7 (28:21):
Good, good, good. You're a fine boy, bud. With a
little work, we can take care of that. You've got
to surround yourself with people of like mind, people who
think exactly like you do, people you can call a pal.
Are you my pal, Tommy.
Speaker 1 (28:35):
Yes, sir, I'm your pal. Good boy.
Speaker 7 (28:39):
How about a nice big glass of Bilo colum.
Speaker 9 (28:42):
Yeah, that'd be great. I really got thirsty out there
dodging all those bear tracks.
Speaker 6 (28:46):
Ah.
Speaker 7 (28:47):
Yes, And remember, you can't fall in the trap of
saying what you think people want to hear. Speak your mind,
Damn the consequences. Be a leader, be a curmudgeon, be.
Speaker 9 (28:57):
A yeah yeah butt head. I got it, got it?
Let can I go now? I hate being a latchkey child.
Speaker 7 (29:03):
Well, if your mother would quit her job and stay
home like all women should, the world wouldn't be so
screwed up. Tell her, I said, give it up. She
can't have it all tomorrow. And mister Rafford's neighborhood leaf blowers,
modern convenience or just another fiendish attempt to annoy me
personally till then get out of my yard, stay indoors,
(29:24):
and if your parents go out to eat, pretend you're sick,
stay home and quit ruining my life till then. This
is mister Rayford saying a way off. Yeh good, that'll
hold the little bastards off for a while.
Speaker 1 (30:06):
Good morning, it's a big show on the radio. We're
rolling through your Tuesday. It's time for Oliver.
Speaker 3 (30:18):
Have you got a second?
Speaker 1 (30:20):
I know you're on a tight budget. Well, well, well.
Speaker 2 (30:27):
Have you ever noticed that more and more people compare
everything to hell? Marriages Hell, taxes are hell. Going to
the dentist is hell. The country's going to hell. The
most popular one I hear over and over again, work
is hell. Really well, I don't know about you, but
(30:49):
based on my experiences, Hell might be a step up
from work.
Speaker 1 (30:55):
Let me preach on In Hell.
Speaker 2 (30:58):
Your coffee stays hot all day long. In Hell, you
never have to look very far to find the legal department.
In Hell, you always know who ate all your girl
scout cookies satan. In Hell, it's easy to score because
all the women are the off escape.
Speaker 1 (31:22):
At work.
Speaker 2 (31:22):
The summer humidity is stifling in Hell. It's a dry heat.
Speaker 1 (31:29):
In Hell.
Speaker 2 (31:29):
There are no damn Ziggie cartoons on the breakroom refrigerator,
because there's no refrigerator.
Speaker 1 (31:38):
In Hell.
Speaker 2 (31:39):
You get to spend more time with your spouse. Now
I didn't mean that about you, honey. This one's for
John Boy.
Speaker 1 (31:47):
In Hell.
Speaker 2 (31:47):
The smell of sulfur and brimstone. Lets you cut the
cheese without embarrassment. In Hell, you no longer have to
wonder if the boss hates you. Riding to work in
Hell in a handbasket sure beats the bus. In Hell,
(32:08):
twittering pictures of your junk to underage girls. Lets you
keep your job with a paid leave of absence. In Hell,
there's no fighting over the thermostaff. Your office one stale
doughnut every Friday in Hell Osama bin laden in the
molten lava dunk tank. Your office one stinking bathroom constantly
(32:34):
occupied by the constipated staff octogenarian. Oh in Hell, a
level playing field, no toilets, your office suit and tie
in Hell, bare ass, naked pitchforks in attitude. Baby. In Hell,
(32:57):
you get a show for driven limousine to work, but
your show for is Teddy Kennedy. In Hell, no buzz killing.
Weekly updates from the products for good guys in hell,
(33:17):
ferocious reptilian demons appreciate a good dirty joke without threatening
a sexual harassment complaint, like your office brood does Jackie.
In Hell, you can make popcorn without leaving your cubicle.
In Hell, you never have to worry about the boss
(33:39):
whining he's out of wah wah. That's not for anybody
in the room particularly. And finally, at work, you have
to wait your turn to pet the boss's dog. In hell,
the boss's dog has three heads. No waiting there. I
hope that makes you feel better and if not, go down.
Speaker 1 (34:11):
Good morning.
Speaker 16 (34:12):
This is Nigel Cadbury Master Boys, Faithful Gentleman's Gentlemen, and
you're listening to Master Boy and young Sir William on
the Big Show. It's my responsibility to make sure that
Master Boy gets up and gets to work on time,
so when he's laid.
Speaker 1 (34:28):
It's my fault. Oh sir, I feel so human. Good morning,
(35:09):
and it's a big show on the radio. The youngest
old Biden dropped out of the race, dog gone it
And all that time we've spent on our top ten lists.
Last week Bill Silvers reaching to vote for him. Just
can't let that go. To waste. We just put too
much into it. You think those donors problems, say if
(35:31):
if old Kamala's gonna spend that money, are gonna give
it to somebody else? Only millions? And they gave to
Biden and then dog gone it? What somebody has just
been paying attention? Did you notice anything?
Speaker 7 (35:45):
Hair did?
Speaker 4 (35:47):
Kept that nice?
Speaker 1 (35:51):
I am shocked. Actually yeah so, I don't know one
more time since we've put so much into it. As
week we'll have her latest and probably the finale of
the top ten list. This, yeah it is, and then
(36:11):
we'll play beating the Blonde? Uh huh? Who can't be
politically incorrect? We the Big Show? Okay, you cut, cut,
good morning, got that Big show on the radio. We
got that top to end list? Anybody? Oh, I'm just
tickling myself beating the blonde in minutes? Who wants a
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at the Big Show dot com hangout. We'll play for
it in minutes.
Speaker 8 (36:58):
I Bill, Hello, fellow taxpayers, your old friend Bill Silver's here.
Speaker 1 (37:03):
Lucky you.
Speaker 8 (37:04):
Ah, It's an election year, another chance to get screwed over,
and before you know it, you'll be wasting a trip
to the polls, only to have eighty one million people
miraculously appear after two am on election day and slap
that smile off your face. Joe Biden, whose theme song
should have been The Wanderer.
Speaker 1 (37:23):
Joe Biden, who.
Speaker 8 (37:24):
Could cater one of his rallies with a bucket of
chicken and have leftovers. Joe Biden couldn't be the sharpest
guy in the room if you filed his head.
Speaker 1 (37:33):
To a point. But I digress.
Speaker 8 (37:37):
Believe it or not, there are actually people out there
who will enthusiastically vote for Joe Biden after four years
of well, I don't have to tell you now. When
you ask them why, they'll mumble something about Orange Man
bad and wander off like their hero. But if you're
looking for good, solid, concrete reasons to cast your vote
for a guy who walks around like he's got two
(37:57):
crap cakes in his shorts, you come to the right place.
From the home office next to the closet that Chuck
Schumer's been in for the last forty years. Comes the
top ten reasons people are voting for Joe Biden. Number ten,
you suddenly realize there aren't enough fentanyl dealers in your neighborhood.
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Number nine you think groceries have always been too cheap.
Speaker 1 (38:25):
Number eight you enjoy.
Speaker 8 (38:27):
Giving your gas money to foreigners.
Speaker 1 (38:31):
Number seven.
Speaker 8 (38:32):
Too many people in this country are speaking English for
your liking. Number six, you're terribly worried about the border
in Ukraine. Number five you're hoping to impress the hot
looking liberal girls, both of them. Number four you've always
(38:57):
dreamed of being homeless. Number three you don't think there
should be an age limit on sniffing children. Number two
you also have a son with a laptop full of
pictures of underage hookers. And the number one reason you're
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going to vote for Joe Biden you're a big fan
of The Walking Dead.
Speaker 1 (39:26):
Too soon, maybe not soon enough? Oh that was worth
It's one of time memories. All right, Well, let's play
beating Blonde. Y'all want ain't hundred big show? You told
free Line. Let's play for that fishing cycles prize back
when we'll give a shout out to my buddy Tony Overball,
the owner of Fishing Cycles and Trophy Tree Stands. By
(39:50):
the way y'all do for a new tree stands coming
up as hunting season. Check out Trophy Tree Stands the best.
Tony got it going on coming thinking. Come on, let's
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