July 24, 2024 • 40 mins
Wed (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, we’ll list the Top 10 First Words on the Moon If John Boy had been there.. - Tater pulls a double shift and delivers this week’s “Tatertainment News” and a new list of What to Watch.. - Mark Packer checks in for an update on the “talking season” going on right now in college sports.. - We’ll fill a request for the Playhouse entitled, “The Vacuum Salesman”.. - and Reverend Sincere preaches on the 10 Commandments and finds his bicycle..
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Saves me, praised, You're lifted.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
The two fine Lads, two White dedicated to smile on
your face and a song in your heart as long
as you're body their bloody grill and sauce, John Boy
and Billy on the Big Show Faith and Begorah.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Talg Attle Romanana.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
It is Wednesday, July twenty four.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Alright there, how's every boy doing? Were good that a
little week?
Speaker 3 (01:10):
Yeah, man's that wasn't fun this morning? See what national
days you want to participate? National Amelia air Heart Day?
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Air Heart ever heard?
Speaker 3 (01:23):
It's day honors of famous aviation poniers, celebrates her births
and we haven't found her founding yet.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Is that the deal? Well, they they think they found it.
Speaker 4 (01:33):
They did some kind of you know, high tech scan
of the ocean floor, and this guy's claiming that's it.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
It's the same shape, it's all that.
Speaker 4 (01:41):
And the experts are going, how about a tail number
or something, you know, because there were a lot of planes.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
Left, so that was like a when was that like
at forties? Fifties?
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Forties?
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Yeah, that was something back their heart. National Thermal Engineer Day,
we salute you guys and gals. National Tequila Day, We
salute you done at the Teddy Coo. Today's National drive
through Day, we will celebrate that, of course, and this
National Cousins Day, go so here. Cousins are good for practice, okay,
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and that is coming. Wow, that's gonna intersect with our
coverage of the moon landing. So we got a lot
to do and you're gonna have to figure out how
we're gonna do it.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
So get on.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
Well, we got a three days in this a saved up.
That'll be the first thing we do is try to
get this winn and begin it. We are awake, Big
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history where we get our categories. You win that prize
packed nineteen eighty seven, ninety one year old hold of
Crooks became the oldest person ever to climb Japan's Mount Fuji.
(03:32):
When her team reaches summit, hold us at, hey, dudes,
how do I get down from here? Because you're probably
send it in Japanese? Remember Mount Fuji? I can see
that out in my hotel room window.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Whenn't we yep?
Speaker 4 (03:46):
I remember I was saying, ruined my photo because you
were in your boxer shorts standing on the balcony as I.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Was taking the picture, and I was so focused.
Speaker 4 (03:54):
On Mount Fuji. I didn't even notice it until I
got home. And that was in the film Days, just
like the Toothbrush.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
Deal, because that was one of my favorite pictures underwear
in front of Mount Fuji. Alright, let's move up to
nineteen eighty eight. The largest milkshake weighed fifty four nine
hundred and fourteen pounds of thirteen ounces in Edmonton, Alberta, Canada.
Speaker 5 (04:21):
My milkshit brings other boys to the yard and they're like,
it's better than yours. Damn right, it's better than yours.
Speaker 6 (04:27):
I'm thinking, but George.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
Exactly Ozo And finally it was on this date No. One,
a teenage suspect was apparently under drugs. Of the influence
of said drugs. Escaped from authorities in Maine. He bit
through the steel chain on his handcuffs.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
What no man.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
He was recaptured plays in a home for troubled teens.
He kept knowing his.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Way out though.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
All right, well there's our categories one eight hundred big
shows you told free line across America. Come home with
Outburst next. Good morning, It's a big show on the
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radio or in the morning. Wednesday, July twenty fourth, Today's
feature track from the Big Show, Big Box. Reverend Sincere
and Goober the Preacher's bicycle sermon suckers.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
For give you word bicycle? Did the bid box at
the Big Show? Dot com?
Speaker 7 (05:47):
Outburst?
Speaker 8 (05:48):
Let's play Outburst.
Speaker 9 (05:49):
It's the game that anyone can win.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
Shon boys, really give.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
The prizes from the Big Prize per Let's contested number one.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
This should be a lot of fun.
Speaker 9 (06:06):
You're playing out theres.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Have them up and guest time you have the best time.
You have a big shots.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
Let's say had a Wayne from rocking Out North Carolina.
Speaker 5 (06:23):
Shots.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
Wait well, wait, well, thank god he is Good morning Wayne.
Speaker 10 (06:32):
Good morning, Johnny, you no buddy, man.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
We are all good.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
Welcome in here amongst us from the five Town or
Rocky Mount.
Speaker 10 (06:39):
I like it, yes, sir, yes, sir. All my your
favorite places right now, John boy, one of your favorite
places are hitting eggs, hit on vacation buddy, oh.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
Man, that is awesome. Well you have a big time
this week, that Wayne, Yes, sir, brother. All right, man,
Well let's get you through these three categories and get
you a big old prize pack for you vacation in
five seconds.
Speaker 7 (07:02):
Look around.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
Oh remember I fell down one of these out now
you said around, kitty hawk. Three things you can climb ready, go.
Speaker 10 (07:15):
Ladder mountain sand dunes.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
Well okay, yeah, that was a big sand dune that
I fell down.
Speaker 7 (07:24):
So proud.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
That's awful. Wilbur and Orville.
Speaker 3 (07:27):
Man, you are saying about them dudes pushing each other
on that airplane and you know not got me walk.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
It's okay, Wayne, back to your buddy.
Speaker 3 (07:36):
In five seconds, give us three things made with ice
cream ready go.
Speaker 10 (07:43):
Newt shake, chocolate nut sundy even not a split.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
Oh yeah. And for the wind, three things you can
chew ready cue.
Speaker 10 (07:54):
Tobacco, foble gum and food.
Speaker 3 (07:57):
And there you are, Wayne, hopefully I Christ I could
be waiting on you at your pad and Rocky Mount
when you get back off the outer banks.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
Here a buddy, Thank you.
Speaker 11 (08:10):
Johnny Bottom of the Hour top of your News showed
you a while to goo National Drive Through Day.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
We're celebrating that Burger Biggie. Good morning. It's a big
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show on the radio. It is National Drive Through Day. Man,
we've been celebrating drive through Ever sends me and the
young William James. Let the guys on your Carolina got
together in nineteen eighty Adventures with Fewford The Burger Biggie
Buffalo Afternoon.
Speaker 12 (09:23):
Welcome to Burger Biggie. May I help you?
Speaker 4 (09:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (09:26):
Let me have two burgers, two fries and a coke please?
Speaker 12 (09:29):
Okay, two burgers, two fries and a call. Would you
like that? In the named Buford the Burger Biggie Buffalo
fun glass. No, no, well, I know it's only a
medium and it costs as much as a large, but
you get to keep the glass.
Speaker 13 (09:43):
I don't care for you.
Speaker 12 (09:44):
And by the way, to let the paint on the
glasses doesn't have any lead on it like you know
those other guys. Do you know? In caseure you know
I've concerned about getting lead poisoning chewing on the glasses.
Speaker 14 (09:55):
I'm not gonna chew on the Buffalo Burger Bigie fun glass.
Speaker 12 (09:58):
All right, well I'm not there is just that a
lot of parents are concerned.
Speaker 8 (10:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 12 (10:02):
Well, I'm not want us to be sure that everybody
knows there's the paint. Would you like? Would you like
an apple dumpling? We got cherry and blueberry too. No,
how about a Burger Biggie ice cream Sunday. We've got
new Burger Biggie butter Brickle. It's really delicious.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
No, no, no, how about.
Speaker 12 (10:17):
Some Atari games?
Speaker 15 (10:19):
No?
Speaker 12 (10:20):
Sorry, we got misspac Man. I don't want a river
rate it's really good.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
Look, I'm hungry here.
Speaker 9 (10:25):
I want a couple of burgers, a couple of fries,
a coke, right.
Speaker 12 (10:29):
Okay, a couple of burgers, a couple of fries. Only
one coke?
Speaker 13 (10:31):
Yes, one coke?
Speaker 12 (10:32):
How come you only want one coke? You want two
of everything else.
Speaker 13 (10:35):
I'm not that Thursday. I don't drink that much when
I eat O cake?
Speaker 12 (10:37):
Are you gonna eat all this yourself?
Speaker 16 (10:39):
Yes?
Speaker 12 (10:39):
Two Buffalo burgers and two orders fries. Yeah, I don't
want to alarm me sar, But there's an awful lot
of salt in this food and some chemicals too. We
never recommend that people eat Burger Biggie food every every day.
Speaker 13 (10:52):
I don't eat Burger Bgie food every day.
Speaker 12 (10:55):
Well, we just don't recommend you eat more than one
burger at the time.
Speaker 9 (10:58):
Hey, I want two burger I have.
Speaker 13 (11:00):
I'm not down that.
Speaker 16 (11:01):
I want to burgers, two fries.
Speaker 7 (11:03):
And a coat.
Speaker 12 (11:03):
Okay, sir, that that's that's up to you. I's ability
for Are you going to eat that here?
Speaker 9 (11:09):
I'm in the drive through window, man, I'm going to go.
Speaker 12 (11:12):
I got to eat it here. Well, I thought you
might want to come in. He burf Beauford, the Burger
Biggie Buffalo is going to be here in a few minutes.
I know he's going to have some free Buffalo Burger certificates,
some fry certificates. And I don't Charlotta's tickets to it.
Speaker 11 (11:27):
I don't care.
Speaker 9 (11:27):
I don't want to see Beuford the Buffalo Burger Bgie.
Speaker 12 (11:31):
That's Beauford the Burger Biggie.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
But whatever, I don't want to see you.
Speaker 13 (11:34):
I want my food and I want to go.
Speaker 12 (11:36):
Okay, Well, Beuford is here. Sir, and he he he
says he wants to speak to you. Oh, for goodness,
I don't believe all money and all here's old Beauford buffo.
You af rd you.
Speaker 3 (11:53):
Old.
Speaker 13 (11:56):
Put the guy back on the speaker. I want my food.
Speaker 12 (11:58):
I want to go DoD sir? Are you you touch
two burgers? For?
Speaker 13 (12:07):
Just forget it?
Speaker 12 (12:08):
Man?
Speaker 9 (12:08):
All right, just forget it, you.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
And you for just just go you.
Speaker 12 (12:12):
I'll only give you one code.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
I'll forget it.
Speaker 12 (12:14):
Really, I hate working with the public.
Speaker 3 (12:43):
Good morning, it's a big showing the radio. Oh you
know how we feel about space. Take up as much
as possible, doing that the Apollo eleven.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
Then we'll get back to that.
Speaker 3 (12:57):
It's just a couple of minutes. Speaking of taking up space,
it's time for Oliver.
Speaker 13 (13:08):
Have you got a second? I know you're on a
tight budget. Well well, well, have you ever noticed that
more and more people compare everything to hell? Marriages hell,
taxes are hell, Going to the dentist is hell. The
(13:29):
country's going to hell. The most popular one I hear
over and over again, work is hell. Really Well, I
don't know about you, but based on my experiences, hell
might be a step up from work. Let me preach on.
In Hell, your coffee stays hot all day long. In Hell,
(13:54):
you never have to look very far to find the
legal department. In Hell, you always know who ate all
your girl scout cookings satan. In Hell, it's easy to
score because all the women are the off escape at work.
The summer humidity is stifling in Hell. It's a dry heat.
(14:19):
In Hell. There are no damn Ziggie cartoons on the
breakroom refrigerator because there's no refrigerator. In Hell. You get
to spend more time with your spouse. Now, I didn't
mean that about you, honey. This one's for John Boy.
In Hell, the smell of sulfur and brimstone lets you
(14:40):
cut the cheese without embarrassment. In Hell, you no longer
have to wonder if the boss hates you. Riding to
work in Hell in a handbasket sure beats the bus.
In Hell. Twittering pictures of your junk to underage girls.
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Lets you keep your job with a paid leave of absent.
In Hell, there's no fighting over the thermostaff. Your office
one stale doughnut Every Friday in Hell, Osama bin laden
in the molten lava dunk tank. Your office one stinking
(15:23):
bathroom constantly occupied by the constipated staff. Occagenarian in Hell,
a level playing field, no toilets, your office suit and
tie in Hell, bare ass, naked pitchforks in attitude. Baby
(15:46):
in Hell, you get a show for driven limousine to work,
but your shauf for is Teddy Kennedy in Hell. No
buzz killing weekly updates from the prods for good guys
(16:07):
in Hell. Ferocious reptilian demons appreciate a good dirty joke
without threatening a sexual harassment complaint like your office proud
does Jackie. In Hell, you can make popcorn without leaving
your cubicle. In Hell, you never have to worry about
(16:29):
the boss whining he's out of wah wah. That's not
for anybody in the room particular. And finally, at work,
you have to wait your turn to pet the boss's dog.
In Hell, the boss's dog has three heads. No waiting there.
I hope that makes you feel better and if not.
Speaker 12 (16:51):
I go to her.
Speaker 16 (17:03):
Hi.
Speaker 13 (17:03):
How you are listening to two of the funniest guys
on the radio and my fraternity brothers at the Raccoon Lodge,
John Boy and Philly on the Big Show? Are they funny,
Are they funny?
Speaker 1 (17:18):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (17:19):
Hello, good morning, it's a big sean the radio. All right,
(18:00):
now we're talking about the Apollo eleven moon landing.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
It was last week on the day back in sixty eight.
Speaker 7 (18:08):
Is that right?
Speaker 3 (18:09):
You're talking about sixty eight. Now I keep saying sixty eight. Okay,
it was sixty nine. Yeah, sixty eight Democratic Convention. That's
why I'll keep getting confused.
Speaker 1 (18:17):
I was one.
Speaker 4 (18:17):
It was the moonland at the same time as it
was up sixty about the same time. But Richard Nixon
was president when they splashed him.
Speaker 3 (18:24):
And because this was when they splashed down this July
the twenty fourth, nineteen sixty.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
Nine, Bata boy.
Speaker 3 (18:32):
Alright, I bet we had some fun with that when
we could first get on the radio and share it
with other people. Huh, not at home, you know, the
living room floor when it happened. So yeah, Well, this
bonus top ten list.
Speaker 9 (18:45):
And we have compiled the official list. Here they are
the top ten first words on the moon. If John
Boy had been the captain of Apollo eleven, number ten.
Ouh wah ooh wah, ooh wah over number nine. I
told y'all I could make a landing number eight, where's
(19:06):
my big moon bag? Number seven, good work, buzz. If
I could type, I'd have been right in there with you.
Number six. Houston more tang now. Number five, don't cavort
in my spacemanship. Number four. Everybody's got their own style.
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Number three Love, laughter and space exploration. That's what I'm
all about. Number two. Cousins are good for training and
Captain Johnny's number one moon phrase.
Speaker 1 (19:42):
Hello, everybody works.
Speaker 3 (19:50):
Waitmess Sam to Joan, Good Morning b shows on the radio.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
Coming up.
Speaker 3 (19:57):
We played John Boyd jeveryday one of you than right now,
it's going to win one hundred and twenty dollars worth
of bulls not cleaning products made in the USA because
we go.
Speaker 1 (20:06):
Do we get a winter?
Speaker 3 (20:07):
When we played John Boyd Jeopardy Hang, I'll playboard in minutes.
Right now, it's time for tatter Tama news. Here's our girl,
Marcy Tater Moran Hellobe.
Speaker 6 (20:20):
To see you.
Speaker 5 (20:21):
You some sad news to report. He might have heard
about it, but Bob Newhart passed away. He dieded his
home in La last Thursday after a series of brief illnesses.
He was ninety four years old.
Speaker 3 (20:33):
Wow.
Speaker 5 (20:34):
So he was born in nineteen twenty nine in Oak Park, Illinois.
In nineteen sixty had a hit album, The Button Down
Mind of Bob Newhart. He also, you know, had his
sitcom The Bob Newhart Show and New Heart in the eighties.
Speaker 7 (20:47):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 5 (20:48):
Man published his memoir I Shouldn't Even Be doing This
back in two thousand and six, and he won his
only Emmy. He was nominated for nine. His only Emmy
was in twenty thirteen for his final TV as a
recurring character on The Big Bang Theory, Wow, Big Bang Theory.
Speaker 3 (21:05):
About that he was so fun He just said, that's
his style of humor, like he could be on the
one side of a telephone, you know. That was his
one of his bits. Yes, he was just just him
saying they were just hilarious.
Speaker 12 (21:17):
Man.
Speaker 3 (21:18):
You know, we had George on the show when we
were when our studios were bucked down? Well Ago who
played George?
Speaker 5 (21:26):
He was, Yeah, he was on New Heart and he
was on The Bob news Show.
Speaker 1 (21:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (21:29):
So I just saw him the other night on the
reruns of The Carol Burnett Show and it was very
funny and he actually played you know, a king, but
it was like this, But I loved that he was
Bob Newhart and everything that, and I.
Speaker 3 (21:42):
Liked he was the elf, you know, Will Ferrell elf,
he was his daddy.
Speaker 5 (21:49):
But I'm so glad we got to have him. So
you loved Lady Gaga's Super Bowl performance right back in
twenty seventeen, Well, it may have secured her gig at
the pair are Summer Olympics for their opening ceremony. Nice
NBC will broadcast that on Friday, uh huh, starting at noon.
She's in France and rubor to b One of the entertainers.
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Celine Dion is also expected to make an appearance.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
Let's say her to a button hook and catching football.
Speaker 4 (22:16):
Right this time, they're going to have her catch an
arrow and the.
Speaker 5 (22:21):
Lady is Lady God is tough for these Olympics, though,
it'll be a flotilla, not a parade, so you know
they would do a parade of nations inside the stadium
for the Summer Olympics. Well, the Olympians now we're going
to be on eighty five boats and float down the
Sin River.
Speaker 1 (22:38):
I was wondering. I saw they've been promoing that.
Speaker 5 (22:40):
Yeah, they had, Yeah, they had.
Speaker 1 (22:43):
They're all gonna be on boats and they're all gonna.
Speaker 5 (22:45):
Be and the performers will be staged along the four
mile route and a few million are predicted to be
standing along the river's edge to catch.
Speaker 1 (22:54):
The actual nail down the day the night on that.
Speaker 5 (22:58):
Yeah, this Friday. What where did you hear different?
Speaker 17 (23:02):
That's the river that's like really polluted and there's a
thing a movement going on. The governor or mayor or
whoever's over there said, he promises it'll be cleaned by
In fact, he'll swim in that water on this state.
And of course now everybody is planning to poop in
the water.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
I mean there's even a.
Speaker 4 (23:22):
Line that will that will make the flotilla if you will.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
Is they mayor not that popular? Now come on, people,
a little bloat down all of them.
Speaker 5 (23:34):
Well you know that the the Olympics are always a
hot bed for hookups.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
Uh huh.
Speaker 5 (23:39):
So Paris has already have has the dorms furnished with
echo friendly cardboard bed frames to discourage any hard play
going on.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
In the board bed frame that at to do it.
Speaker 5 (23:51):
These were first They were first to introduced during the
COVID delayed Tokyo Olympics. So Paris, I, well, hey, we'll
put these in the dorms and that also thing. But
then on the other end though, they've given gift bags
with contraceptives.
Speaker 1 (24:04):
Oh oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5 (24:06):
So they ordered three hundred thousand Trojans to show up
and the packages are written in English with little slogans
like no to be a gold no need to be
a gold medalist, to wear it on the field of love,
play fair, ask for consent and score a win.
Speaker 1 (24:23):
Yes to consent, no, no to STDs. Wow. So and
you know it is amazing.
Speaker 3 (24:27):
The mascot for the limits of this year is happy
lapew Ah. It was a over sex skunk on the
cartoons back there. Yeah, yes, for you kids.
Speaker 5 (24:38):
Never asked, So, yeah, that's a good one. And just
to wrap up the story, just so that we're all
keeping count, Travis's made it to thirteen of Taylor's era
shows over in Europe.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
Uh huh.
Speaker 5 (24:52):
He couldn't he The last one was in Germany. He
could go to all of them because he had to
show up to his work, had to go to camp
and so yes, oh good.
Speaker 1 (25:01):
Let me get to that camp at one hundred degree Well.
Speaker 5 (25:03):
Ye, let me get to that q having fun. And
so his camp will be wrapping up about the same
time that her European leg will be wrapping up. She'll
be back over here Stateside and continue the last leg.
Speaker 12 (25:13):
Of her heirs tour.
Speaker 5 (25:14):
We'll hope and be able to see him on the weekend.
So it's looking positive for the kids.
Speaker 3 (25:19):
Well, thank you very much, Stater. Let's get us a winner.
Let's play John Boyd Jeopardy. Let's review yesterday's question. We
found during World War Two this product was in such
short supply some women began faking it by drawing the
line on themselves using an eye liner pencil.
Speaker 1 (25:36):
It was nylon stockings.
Speaker 5 (25:42):
Make the scene because the stockings had seams back then.
Speaker 3 (25:46):
What Today's John Boyd Jeopardy. According to a recent survey,
about seventeen percent of people who own one of these
say the prime reason they have it is for personal protection.
You're just going over the good back at the Olympics show.
Speaker 1 (26:01):
Yeah, I don't know, go back.
Speaker 3 (26:04):
What y'all got one? Eight hundred big show? You told
free line across America. We play John Boyd jepardy. Next,
(26:36):
Good Morning, it's a big Shaw on the radio. Wrote
it through your Wednesday hump Days. Julye twenty fourth, Today's
feature track from the Big Show bit box, Reverend Sincere
and Goobert the Preacher's bicycle, Sir, sprinky word bicycle tore
the bit box at the Big.
Speaker 1 (26:52):
Show dot Com.
Speaker 3 (26:54):
There right now, let's play yes live across America.
Speaker 1 (26:59):
It's Johnny Jeopardy wo and now your host.
Speaker 18 (27:03):
When it comes to personal protection, well, he knows karate, judo,
jiu jitsu, and at least twenty eight other dangerous words,
peas god boy.
Speaker 1 (27:17):
Hey, Greg got to Seal, Alabama.
Speaker 3 (27:19):
Good morning, Greg, Good morning, now are you buddy?
Speaker 1 (27:23):
We're all good. Welcome in here. Greg.
Speaker 3 (27:26):
You got the first shot at john Boy Jeopardy this morning. So,
according to a recent survey, seventeen percent of people who
own one of these said the prime reason they have
it is for personal protection. Seventeen percent.
Speaker 19 (27:42):
Greg, what you got, man, Let's see if it was
what I'm thinking, it'd be a lot more than seventeen percent,
because hey, this is America, Okay.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
I wish I knew what you were thinking. Right now.
I'll be right there with you.
Speaker 19 (27:57):
A whole lot of people, a whole lot of people
got dog.
Speaker 10 (28:00):
So I think that'd be more than.
Speaker 1 (28:02):
That, that would be more than I'll see where you're
going there.
Speaker 10 (28:04):
Let's let's go.
Speaker 19 (28:05):
Let's go crazy out here, because there's a whole lot
of them out and crazy cat ladies.
Speaker 3 (28:11):
Is it a cat, ah, so, Greg says, a cat.
Speaker 1 (28:16):
Let's see, yes it is.
Speaker 5 (28:21):
Man.
Speaker 3 (28:21):
We got to the inside of you figuring that John
Bo Jeopardy question out to help the younger generation. As
we passed it towards to Jeopardy.
Speaker 1 (28:31):
Right, Laurel and Hardy had she awesome?
Speaker 3 (28:37):
Greg one hundred and twenty dollars worth of Bull's not
cleaning products made in the good old USA, headed deal
pad down seal bu't it?
Speaker 10 (28:47):
We'll send it.
Speaker 1 (28:56):
All right, here's a plan.
Speaker 3 (28:58):
Just for the next twenty minutest can use right now.
We got our time capsules on the other side, mister
Roubarb coming.
Speaker 16 (29:35):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one export.
Speaker 9 (29:51):
Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode Happy
anniversary because our story opens Dub at the Big Show Studio,
finishing his morning cup of coffee.
Speaker 7 (30:03):
Well, well, folks, I reckon, I'm going to head over
to the golf course.
Speaker 3 (30:07):
Hey, w B, before you go, your son's on the phone.
Speaker 7 (30:11):
Thanks Johnny, Hello, Hi Dad, I just wanted to call
it remind you before you left that today's your anniversary.
Hold in mold, I completely forgot you.
Speaker 18 (30:20):
Better stop buying the way home and pick up a
little something for mom.
Speaker 7 (30:24):
Thanks calling son, I'll talk to you later.
Speaker 15 (30:26):
All right, everything okay?
Speaker 3 (30:27):
Daw? Yeah?
Speaker 7 (30:28):
Hey Jackie, can I talk to you for a second?
Speaker 12 (30:30):
Sure? What's up?
Speaker 7 (30:31):
It's my wedding anniversary and I need to buy a
present for Floss. Got in the.
Speaker 15 (30:36):
Audies an anniversary present?
Speaker 7 (30:38):
Huh yeah, I've been spending a lot of time away
from home later, so I need something really space. Hey,
what kind of present would your husband buy for you?
Speaker 15 (30:46):
Well, if you really wanted to get back on my
good side, he might go buy me some of that
sexy lingerie at Victoria's Secrets place over at the mall.
Speaker 7 (30:54):
Oh yeah, say that might work? You really think?
Speaker 12 (30:59):
So?
Speaker 7 (31:00):
Sure? That's perfect? Thanks, Jack, can see you later.
Speaker 1 (31:03):
Bye.
Speaker 15 (31:03):
Dub, Hey, Johnny, what you know what? I think all
Dove might be a little freaky.
Speaker 9 (31:10):
Dub drives over to Brushywood Mall and makes his way
into Victoria's Secret.
Speaker 6 (31:16):
Holi Molin, Good morning, sir, Welcome to Victoria's Secret.
Speaker 7 (31:23):
Hid Mayam I was just looking at that big post
over there. You know, if I was about ten years young,
I might have to take that out to her.
Speaker 6 (31:32):
That's Stephanie Seymour. She's one of the models from her catalog.
So how may I help you today?
Speaker 7 (31:38):
I need to buy an anniversary gift from my wife.
Speaker 6 (31:41):
Okay, what sort of gift were you interested in?
Speaker 12 (31:45):
Uh?
Speaker 7 (31:46):
How that little sea through numbers that stephan is wearing
over there?
Speaker 6 (31:50):
Ah, the ultras sheer body suit. That's one of our
best sellers.
Speaker 7 (31:54):
I can see why.
Speaker 6 (31:57):
Well, it's on special this week for thirty nine. Do
you know what size your wife wears?
Speaker 3 (32:03):
Gee?
Speaker 7 (32:03):
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (32:04):
Well how tall is she?
Speaker 7 (32:05):
Well, she's about your height.
Speaker 6 (32:07):
Do you know what her bra size is?
Speaker 9 (32:10):
Uh?
Speaker 7 (32:11):
Say size as my pants says? Forty too long?
Speaker 16 (32:19):
Excuse me?
Speaker 7 (32:21):
That was a joke.
Speaker 1 (32:23):
That was a punchline of a joke.
Speaker 6 (32:28):
I see, I see. Well, why don't I just guess
you can always exchange it later?
Speaker 7 (32:33):
Sounds good to me. Can you put that in a
gift box?
Speaker 6 (32:36):
Certainly, sir.
Speaker 9 (32:37):
I'll be right back a few minutes later. Dub arrives
at home.
Speaker 8 (32:42):
Is that you you gonna play golf? If you left
the radio station.
Speaker 7 (32:48):
I couldn't play golf on a space of day like today.
It's our anniversary.
Speaker 8 (32:52):
Oh dub, you remembered, for sure you'd forget. She is
this victorious secret wrapping paper here it is.
Speaker 7 (33:00):
Why don't you take that upstairs unwrapping and mate me
in the.
Speaker 1 (33:03):
Den right here in the middle of the day.
Speaker 7 (33:06):
Yep, I put that Jem Neighbors album on the stereo.
Speaker 9 (33:11):
Wind up.
Speaker 8 (33:13):
I think you might be a little bit of a
free be right back by.
Speaker 9 (33:19):
Flossie runs upstairs to the bedroom to unwrap her gift.
Speaker 8 (33:24):
Land sakes this thing so shure I can see right
through it. Oh well, here goes nothing off of Pete's sake.
There's no way I'm gonna be able to fit into
this thing. It's two sizes too small.
Speaker 9 (33:39):
Whatn't no well am I gonna do?
Speaker 8 (33:41):
He's waiting for a hot little sex part to come
walking down those stairs. Oh well, I guess the only
thing to do is go down there completely naked.
Speaker 1 (33:51):
That ought to get his motor running.
Speaker 7 (33:54):
Okay, w Webb, it ready, I'm in this way. I
couldn't find the Jim Nabors album.
Speaker 8 (34:02):
That's okay, sugar pie, Maybe you'll find this a little
more entertaining.
Speaker 7 (34:07):
Uh, well, I'll be dog gone. I can't believe it.
Speaker 9 (34:10):
What's wrong, sweetie?
Speaker 5 (34:11):
Uh?
Speaker 7 (34:11):
The woman at them all charged me forty bucks for
that thing, and she didn't even earn it.
Speaker 9 (34:23):
We hope you've enjoyed John Boy and Billy playhouse. Tune
in again next time when we'll hear dubs Hello's.
Speaker 10 (34:30):
Son is dead.
Speaker 7 (34:31):
Any chance I might be able to sleep over at
your house tonight, joun Boy and Billy.
Speaker 12 (34:39):
We may have to nip this thing in the butt.
Speaker 16 (34:41):
Good morning, rad yell dumb right.
Speaker 3 (35:14):
Good morning. It's a big show on the radio. Well
I'm gonna do hump dad ju lie twenty fourth. Here
is mister Rubarb. Thank you give me the beat.
Speaker 14 (35:27):
Hello, boys and girls, this is your old pal, mister Rubarb.
Welcome to a new feature we call Ask Mister Rubarb.
Life lessons for kids from a guy I'd like to
call me. Today's letter comes from eight year old Joey
Lagrange of Charlotte. Dear mister Rubarb, this is the worst
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summer ever. My parents have been fighting all the time.
My mom got really mad at my dad because he
bought a new set golf clubs. Mom says, Dad needs
to spend less time on his golf game and more
time working.
Speaker 1 (36:06):
Dad says golf helps him relax.
Speaker 14 (36:09):
He says he meets a lot of important people when
he plays golf, and they might help him with his
business someday. Mom says, that's a big pile of craft.
Dad says, if Mom didn't buy so much stuff, we'd
have plenty of money. Then they yell at each other
a lot. I hate it when my mom and dad
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yell at each other a lot. Which one of them
is right? And what can I do to help them
get along better? Your pal, Joey, Dear Joey. To answer
your question, let's go back in time and look at
four successful people in America in the year nineteen twenty three.
Those people were the president of the biggest steel company,
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the president of the biggest gas company, the president of
the New York Stockings, and a guy who spent most
of his time on a golf course. The president of
the biggest steal company was a man named C. M.
Speaker 9 (37:09):
Schwab.
Speaker 14 (37:10):
He lost all of his fortune during the Great Depression
of the nineteen thirties. He lived on borrowed money for
the last five years of his life. When he died
in nineteen thirty nine. He was in debt almost two
million dollars. The president of the biggest gas company was
a man named Howard Hopson. He was a rich guy
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till he spent seven years in jail for mail fraud
and tax evasion. He lost his fortune of seventy four
million dollars and died in a mental hospital in nineteen
forty nine. The president of the New York Stock Exchange
he was Richard Whitney. During the nineteen thirties, he lost
almost all of his fortune and started stealing money from
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his customers and relatives. He got caught and went to
prison for grand larceny. Now the guy who spent all
his time on the golf course. That was a man
named Jeans Sarason. In nineteen twenty three, he won a
big golf tournament called the US Open. A few years later,
he was the first man ever to win the US Open,
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the British Open, the Masters, and the PGA Championship in
the same year. Golf people call that a grand slam.
He played golf almost his whole life. He hit a
hole in one at the British Open in nineteen seventy
three when he was seventy one years old. He finally
retired when he was ninety two and died debt free
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in Naples, Florida, in nineteen ninety nine, at the age
of ninety seven. So Joey, tell you're dad to forget
all that hard work jump. He needs to spend as
much time on the golf course as he can. Oh
and if your mom doesn't like him, tell her she
can lump it your pal, Oh, mister Rubar.
Speaker 1 (39:00):
Of ask.
Speaker 14 (39:00):
Mister Rubarb was brought to you by our friends at
Crazy Bob's Discount Golf relocated on State Road twenty three
until next time. This is mister Rhubarb saying. This is
mister Rubarb, carry on straight, painpal.
Speaker 9 (39:18):
Hey, hey listener, my name is Man Folly.
Speaker 3 (39:24):
Ain't a motivational speaker.
Speaker 1 (39:27):
A thirty five years old.
Speaker 13 (39:30):
I am right divorced and every morning I listen to
Young Boy and Billy on the Big Show.
Speaker 3 (39:37):
When I wake up.
Speaker 13 (39:39):
In a vaga river, go on and laugh and leave
three radio work.
Speaker 1 (40:18):
Good morning, it's a big shawn my radio.
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It is ACC media week for the upcoming football season.
High Man Mark Packer ACC not working a big ESB
and taking in the festivity a couple of blocks from
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Here in uptown Charlotte. We will check in with him
in minutes. I won't tell you about the prize back
you can win on beating the blown.
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The two fine Lads, two White dedicated to smile on
your face and a song in your heart as long
as you're body their bloody grill and sauce, John Boy
and Billy on the Big Show Faith and Begorah.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Talg Attle Romanana.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
It is Wednesday, July twenty four.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Alright there, how's every boy doing? Were good that a
little week?
Speaker 3 (01:10):
Yeah, man's that wasn't fun this morning? See what national
days you want to participate? National Amelia air Heart Day?
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Air Heart ever heard?
Speaker 3 (01:23):
It's day honors of famous aviation poniers, celebrates her births
and we haven't found her founding yet.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Is that the deal? Well, they they think they found it.
Speaker 4 (01:33):
They did some kind of you know, high tech scan
of the ocean floor, and this guy's claiming that's it.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
It's the same shape, it's all that.
Speaker 4 (01:41):
And the experts are going, how about a tail number
or something, you know, because there were a lot of planes.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
Left, so that was like a when was that like
at forties? Fifties?
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Forties?
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Yeah, that was something back their heart. National Thermal Engineer Day,
we salute you guys and gals. National Tequila Day, We
salute you done at the Teddy Coo. Today's National drive
through Day, we will celebrate that, of course, and this
National Cousins Day, go so here. Cousins are good for practice, okay,
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and that is coming. Wow, that's gonna intersect with our
coverage of the moon landing. So we got a lot
to do and you're gonna have to figure out how
we're gonna do it.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
So get on.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
Well, we got a three days in this a saved up.
That'll be the first thing we do is try to
get this winn and begin it. We are awake, Big
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history where we get our categories. You win that prize
packed nineteen eighty seven, ninety one year old hold of
Crooks became the oldest person ever to climb Japan's Mount Fuji.
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When her team reaches summit, hold us at, hey, dudes,
how do I get down from here? Because you're probably
send it in Japanese? Remember Mount Fuji? I can see
that out in my hotel room window.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Whenn't we yep?
Speaker 4 (03:46):
I remember I was saying, ruined my photo because you
were in your boxer shorts standing on the balcony as I.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Was taking the picture, and I was so focused.
Speaker 4 (03:54):
On Mount Fuji. I didn't even notice it until I
got home. And that was in the film Days, just
like the Toothbrush.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
Deal, because that was one of my favorite pictures underwear
in front of Mount Fuji. Alright, let's move up to
nineteen eighty eight. The largest milkshake weighed fifty four nine
hundred and fourteen pounds of thirteen ounces in Edmonton, Alberta, Canada.
Speaker 5 (04:21):
My milkshit brings other boys to the yard and they're like,
it's better than yours. Damn right, it's better than yours.
Speaker 6 (04:27):
I'm thinking, but George.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
Exactly Ozo And finally it was on this date No. One,
a teenage suspect was apparently under drugs. Of the influence
of said drugs. Escaped from authorities in Maine. He bit
through the steel chain on his handcuffs.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
What no man.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
He was recaptured plays in a home for troubled teens.
He kept knowing his.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Way out though.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
All right, well there's our categories one eight hundred big
shows you told free line across America. Come home with
Outburst next. Good morning, It's a big show on the
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radio or in the morning. Wednesday, July twenty fourth, Today's
feature track from the Big Show, Big Box. Reverend Sincere
and Goober the Preacher's bicycle sermon suckers.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
For give you word bicycle? Did the bid box at
the Big Show? Dot com?
Speaker 7 (05:47):
Outburst?
Speaker 8 (05:48):
Let's play Outburst.
Speaker 9 (05:49):
It's the game that anyone can win.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
Shon boys, really give.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
The prizes from the Big Prize per Let's contested number one.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
This should be a lot of fun.
Speaker 9 (06:06):
You're playing out theres.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Have them up and guest time you have the best time.
You have a big shots.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
Let's say had a Wayne from rocking Out North Carolina.
Speaker 5 (06:23):
Shots.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
Wait well, wait, well, thank god he is Good morning Wayne.
Speaker 10 (06:32):
Good morning, Johnny, you no buddy, man.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
We are all good.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
Welcome in here amongst us from the five Town or
Rocky Mount.
Speaker 10 (06:39):
I like it, yes, sir, yes, sir. All my your
favorite places right now, John boy, one of your favorite
places are hitting eggs, hit on vacation buddy, oh.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
Man, that is awesome. Well you have a big time
this week, that Wayne, Yes, sir, brother. All right, man,
Well let's get you through these three categories and get
you a big old prize pack for you vacation in
five seconds.
Speaker 7 (07:02):
Look around.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
Oh remember I fell down one of these out now
you said around, kitty hawk. Three things you can climb ready, go.
Speaker 10 (07:15):
Ladder mountain sand dunes.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
Well okay, yeah, that was a big sand dune that
I fell down.
Speaker 7 (07:24):
So proud.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
That's awful. Wilbur and Orville.
Speaker 3 (07:27):
Man, you are saying about them dudes pushing each other
on that airplane and you know not got me walk.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
It's okay, Wayne, back to your buddy.
Speaker 3 (07:36):
In five seconds, give us three things made with ice
cream ready go.
Speaker 10 (07:43):
Newt shake, chocolate nut sundy even not a split.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
Oh yeah. And for the wind, three things you can
chew ready cue.
Speaker 10 (07:54):
Tobacco, foble gum and food.
Speaker 3 (07:57):
And there you are, Wayne, hopefully I Christ I could
be waiting on you at your pad and Rocky Mount
when you get back off the outer banks.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
Here a buddy, Thank you.
Speaker 11 (08:10):
Johnny Bottom of the Hour top of your News showed
you a while to goo National Drive Through Day.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
We're celebrating that Burger Biggie. Good morning. It's a big
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show on the radio. It is National Drive Through Day. Man,
we've been celebrating drive through Ever sends me and the
young William James. Let the guys on your Carolina got
together in nineteen eighty Adventures with Fewford The Burger Biggie
Buffalo Afternoon.
Speaker 12 (09:23):
Welcome to Burger Biggie. May I help you?
Speaker 4 (09:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (09:26):
Let me have two burgers, two fries and a coke please?
Speaker 12 (09:29):
Okay, two burgers, two fries and a call. Would you
like that? In the named Buford the Burger Biggie Buffalo
fun glass. No, no, well, I know it's only a
medium and it costs as much as a large, but
you get to keep the glass.
Speaker 13 (09:43):
I don't care for you.
Speaker 12 (09:44):
And by the way, to let the paint on the
glasses doesn't have any lead on it like you know
those other guys. Do you know? In caseure you know
I've concerned about getting lead poisoning chewing on the glasses.
Speaker 14 (09:55):
I'm not gonna chew on the Buffalo Burger Bigie fun glass.
Speaker 12 (09:58):
All right, well I'm not there is just that a
lot of parents are concerned.
Speaker 8 (10:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 12 (10:02):
Well, I'm not want us to be sure that everybody
knows there's the paint. Would you like? Would you like
an apple dumpling? We got cherry and blueberry too. No,
how about a Burger Biggie ice cream Sunday. We've got
new Burger Biggie butter Brickle. It's really delicious.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
No, no, no, how about.
Speaker 12 (10:17):
Some Atari games?
Speaker 15 (10:19):
No?
Speaker 12 (10:20):
Sorry, we got misspac Man. I don't want a river
rate it's really good.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
Look, I'm hungry here.
Speaker 9 (10:25):
I want a couple of burgers, a couple of fries,
a coke, right.
Speaker 12 (10:29):
Okay, a couple of burgers, a couple of fries. Only
one coke?
Speaker 13 (10:31):
Yes, one coke?
Speaker 12 (10:32):
How come you only want one coke? You want two
of everything else.
Speaker 13 (10:35):
I'm not that Thursday. I don't drink that much when
I eat O cake?
Speaker 12 (10:37):
Are you gonna eat all this yourself?
Speaker 16 (10:39):
Yes?
Speaker 12 (10:39):
Two Buffalo burgers and two orders fries. Yeah, I don't
want to alarm me sar, But there's an awful lot
of salt in this food and some chemicals too. We
never recommend that people eat Burger Biggie food every every day.
Speaker 13 (10:52):
I don't eat Burger Bgie food every day.
Speaker 12 (10:55):
Well, we just don't recommend you eat more than one
burger at the time.
Speaker 9 (10:58):
Hey, I want two burger I have.
Speaker 13 (11:00):
I'm not down that.
Speaker 16 (11:01):
I want to burgers, two fries.
Speaker 7 (11:03):
And a coat.
Speaker 12 (11:03):
Okay, sir, that that's that's up to you. I's ability
for Are you going to eat that here?
Speaker 9 (11:09):
I'm in the drive through window, man, I'm going to go.
Speaker 12 (11:12):
I got to eat it here. Well, I thought you
might want to come in. He burf Beauford, the Burger
Biggie Buffalo is going to be here in a few minutes.
I know he's going to have some free Buffalo Burger certificates,
some fry certificates. And I don't Charlotta's tickets to it.
Speaker 11 (11:27):
I don't care.
Speaker 9 (11:27):
I don't want to see Beuford the Buffalo Burger Bgie.
Speaker 12 (11:31):
That's Beauford the Burger Biggie.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
But whatever, I don't want to see you.
Speaker 13 (11:34):
I want my food and I want to go.
Speaker 12 (11:36):
Okay, Well, Beuford is here. Sir, and he he he
says he wants to speak to you. Oh, for goodness,
I don't believe all money and all here's old Beauford buffo.
You af rd you.
Speaker 3 (11:53):
Old.
Speaker 13 (11:56):
Put the guy back on the speaker. I want my food.
Speaker 12 (11:58):
I want to go DoD sir? Are you you touch
two burgers? For?
Speaker 13 (12:07):
Just forget it?
Speaker 12 (12:08):
Man?
Speaker 9 (12:08):
All right, just forget it, you.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
And you for just just go you.
Speaker 12 (12:12):
I'll only give you one code.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
I'll forget it.
Speaker 12 (12:14):
Really, I hate working with the public.
Speaker 3 (12:43):
Good morning, it's a big showing the radio. Oh you
know how we feel about space. Take up as much
as possible, doing that the Apollo eleven.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
Then we'll get back to that.
Speaker 3 (12:57):
It's just a couple of minutes. Speaking of taking up space,
it's time for Oliver.
Speaker 13 (13:08):
Have you got a second? I know you're on a
tight budget. Well well, well, have you ever noticed that
more and more people compare everything to hell? Marriages hell,
taxes are hell, Going to the dentist is hell. The
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country's going to hell. The most popular one I hear
over and over again, work is hell. Really Well, I
don't know about you, but based on my experiences, hell
might be a step up from work. Let me preach on.
In Hell, your coffee stays hot all day long. In Hell,
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you never have to look very far to find the
legal department. In Hell, you always know who ate all
your girl scout cookings satan. In Hell, it's easy to
score because all the women are the off escape at work.
The summer humidity is stifling in Hell. It's a dry heat.
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In Hell. There are no damn Ziggie cartoons on the
breakroom refrigerator because there's no refrigerator. In Hell. You get
to spend more time with your spouse. Now, I didn't
mean that about you, honey. This one's for John Boy.
In Hell, the smell of sulfur and brimstone lets you
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cut the cheese without embarrassment. In Hell, you no longer
have to wonder if the boss hates you. Riding to
work in Hell in a handbasket sure beats the bus.
In Hell. Twittering pictures of your junk to underage girls.
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Lets you keep your job with a paid leave of absent.
In Hell, there's no fighting over the thermostaff. Your office
one stale doughnut Every Friday in Hell, Osama bin laden
in the molten lava dunk tank. Your office one stinking
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bathroom constantly occupied by the constipated staff. Occagenarian in Hell,
a level playing field, no toilets, your office suit and
tie in Hell, bare ass, naked pitchforks in attitude. Baby
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in Hell, you get a show for driven limousine to work,
but your shauf for is Teddy Kennedy in Hell. No
buzz killing weekly updates from the prods for good guys
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in Hell. Ferocious reptilian demons appreciate a good dirty joke
without threatening a sexual harassment complaint like your office proud
does Jackie. In Hell, you can make popcorn without leaving
your cubicle. In Hell, you never have to worry about
(16:29):
the boss whining he's out of wah wah. That's not
for anybody in the room particular. And finally, at work,
you have to wait your turn to pet the boss's dog.
In Hell, the boss's dog has three heads. No waiting there.
I hope that makes you feel better and if not.
Speaker 12 (16:51):
I go to her.
Speaker 16 (17:03):
Hi.
Speaker 13 (17:03):
How you are listening to two of the funniest guys
on the radio and my fraternity brothers at the Raccoon Lodge,
John Boy and Philly on the Big Show? Are they funny,
Are they funny?
Speaker 1 (17:18):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (17:19):
Hello, good morning, it's a big sean the radio. All right,
(18:00):
now we're talking about the Apollo eleven moon landing.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
It was last week on the day back in sixty eight.
Speaker 7 (18:08):
Is that right?
Speaker 3 (18:09):
You're talking about sixty eight. Now I keep saying sixty eight. Okay,
it was sixty nine. Yeah, sixty eight Democratic Convention. That's
why I'll keep getting confused.
Speaker 1 (18:17):
I was one.
Speaker 4 (18:17):
It was the moonland at the same time as it
was up sixty about the same time. But Richard Nixon
was president when they splashed him.
Speaker 3 (18:24):
And because this was when they splashed down this July
the twenty fourth, nineteen sixty.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
Nine, Bata boy.
Speaker 3 (18:32):
Alright, I bet we had some fun with that when
we could first get on the radio and share it
with other people. Huh, not at home, you know, the
living room floor when it happened. So yeah, Well, this
bonus top ten list.
Speaker 9 (18:45):
And we have compiled the official list. Here they are
the top ten first words on the moon. If John
Boy had been the captain of Apollo eleven, number ten.
Ouh wah ooh wah, ooh wah over number nine. I
told y'all I could make a landing number eight, where's
(19:06):
my big moon bag? Number seven, good work, buzz. If
I could type, I'd have been right in there with you.
Number six. Houston more tang now. Number five, don't cavort
in my spacemanship. Number four. Everybody's got their own style.
(19:28):
Number three Love, laughter and space exploration. That's what I'm
all about. Number two. Cousins are good for training and
Captain Johnny's number one moon phrase.
Speaker 1 (19:42):
Hello, everybody works.
Speaker 3 (19:50):
Waitmess Sam to Joan, Good Morning b shows on the radio.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
Coming up.
Speaker 3 (19:57):
We played John Boyd jeveryday one of you than right now,
it's going to win one hundred and twenty dollars worth
of bulls not cleaning products made in the USA because
we go.
Speaker 1 (20:06):
Do we get a winter?
Speaker 3 (20:07):
When we played John Boyd Jeopardy Hang, I'll playboard in minutes.
Right now, it's time for tatter Tama news. Here's our girl,
Marcy Tater Moran Hellobe.
Speaker 6 (20:20):
To see you.
Speaker 5 (20:21):
You some sad news to report. He might have heard
about it, but Bob Newhart passed away. He dieded his
home in La last Thursday after a series of brief illnesses.
He was ninety four years old.
Speaker 3 (20:33):
Wow.
Speaker 5 (20:34):
So he was born in nineteen twenty nine in Oak Park, Illinois.
In nineteen sixty had a hit album, The Button Down
Mind of Bob Newhart. He also, you know, had his
sitcom The Bob Newhart Show and New Heart in the eighties.
Speaker 7 (20:47):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 5 (20:48):
Man published his memoir I Shouldn't Even Be doing This
back in two thousand and six, and he won his
only Emmy. He was nominated for nine. His only Emmy
was in twenty thirteen for his final TV as a
recurring character on The Big Bang Theory, Wow, Big Bang Theory.
Speaker 3 (21:05):
About that he was so fun He just said, that's
his style of humor, like he could be on the
one side of a telephone, you know. That was his
one of his bits. Yes, he was just just him
saying they were just hilarious.
Speaker 12 (21:17):
Man.
Speaker 3 (21:18):
You know, we had George on the show when we
were when our studios were bucked down? Well Ago who
played George?
Speaker 5 (21:26):
He was, Yeah, he was on New Heart and he
was on The Bob news Show.
Speaker 1 (21:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (21:29):
So I just saw him the other night on the
reruns of The Carol Burnett Show and it was very
funny and he actually played you know, a king, but
it was like this, But I loved that he was
Bob Newhart and everything that, and I.
Speaker 3 (21:42):
Liked he was the elf, you know, Will Ferrell elf,
he was his daddy.
Speaker 5 (21:49):
But I'm so glad we got to have him. So
you loved Lady Gaga's Super Bowl performance right back in
twenty seventeen, Well, it may have secured her gig at
the pair are Summer Olympics for their opening ceremony. Nice
NBC will broadcast that on Friday, uh huh, starting at noon.
She's in France and rubor to b One of the entertainers.
(22:11):
Celine Dion is also expected to make an appearance.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
Let's say her to a button hook and catching football.
Speaker 4 (22:16):
Right this time, they're going to have her catch an
arrow and the.
Speaker 5 (22:21):
Lady is Lady God is tough for these Olympics, though,
it'll be a flotilla, not a parade, so you know
they would do a parade of nations inside the stadium
for the Summer Olympics. Well, the Olympians now we're going
to be on eighty five boats and float down the
Sin River.
Speaker 1 (22:38):
I was wondering. I saw they've been promoing that.
Speaker 5 (22:40):
Yeah, they had, Yeah, they had.
Speaker 1 (22:43):
They're all gonna be on boats and they're all gonna.
Speaker 5 (22:45):
Be and the performers will be staged along the four
mile route and a few million are predicted to be
standing along the river's edge to catch.
Speaker 1 (22:54):
The actual nail down the day the night on that.
Speaker 5 (22:58):
Yeah, this Friday. What where did you hear different?
Speaker 17 (23:02):
That's the river that's like really polluted and there's a
thing a movement going on. The governor or mayor or
whoever's over there said, he promises it'll be cleaned by
In fact, he'll swim in that water on this state.
And of course now everybody is planning to poop in
the water.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
I mean there's even a.
Speaker 4 (23:22):
Line that will that will make the flotilla if you will.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
Is they mayor not that popular? Now come on, people,
a little bloat down all of them.
Speaker 5 (23:34):
Well you know that the the Olympics are always a
hot bed for hookups.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
Uh huh.
Speaker 5 (23:39):
So Paris has already have has the dorms furnished with
echo friendly cardboard bed frames to discourage any hard play
going on.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
In the board bed frame that at to do it.
Speaker 5 (23:51):
These were first They were first to introduced during the
COVID delayed Tokyo Olympics. So Paris, I, well, hey, we'll
put these in the dorms and that also thing. But
then on the other end though, they've given gift bags
with contraceptives.
Speaker 1 (24:04):
Oh oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5 (24:06):
So they ordered three hundred thousand Trojans to show up
and the packages are written in English with little slogans
like no to be a gold no need to be
a gold medalist, to wear it on the field of love,
play fair, ask for consent and score a win.
Speaker 1 (24:23):
Yes to consent, no, no to STDs. Wow. So and
you know it is amazing.
Speaker 3 (24:27):
The mascot for the limits of this year is happy
lapew Ah. It was a over sex skunk on the
cartoons back there. Yeah, yes, for you kids.
Speaker 5 (24:38):
Never asked, So, yeah, that's a good one. And just
to wrap up the story, just so that we're all
keeping count, Travis's made it to thirteen of Taylor's era
shows over in Europe.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
Uh huh.
Speaker 5 (24:52):
He couldn't he The last one was in Germany. He
could go to all of them because he had to
show up to his work, had to go to camp
and so yes, oh good.
Speaker 1 (25:01):
Let me get to that camp at one hundred degree Well.
Speaker 5 (25:03):
Ye, let me get to that q having fun. And
so his camp will be wrapping up about the same
time that her European leg will be wrapping up. She'll
be back over here Stateside and continue the last leg.
Speaker 12 (25:13):
Of her heirs tour.
Speaker 5 (25:14):
We'll hope and be able to see him on the weekend.
So it's looking positive for the kids.
Speaker 3 (25:19):
Well, thank you very much, Stater. Let's get us a winner.
Let's play John Boyd Jeopardy. Let's review yesterday's question. We
found during World War Two this product was in such
short supply some women began faking it by drawing the
line on themselves using an eye liner pencil.
Speaker 1 (25:36):
It was nylon stockings.
Speaker 5 (25:42):
Make the scene because the stockings had seams back then.
Speaker 3 (25:46):
What Today's John Boyd Jeopardy. According to a recent survey,
about seventeen percent of people who own one of these
say the prime reason they have it is for personal protection.
You're just going over the good back at the Olympics show.
Speaker 1 (26:01):
Yeah, I don't know, go back.
Speaker 3 (26:04):
What y'all got one? Eight hundred big show? You told
free line across America. We play John Boyd jepardy. Next,
(26:36):
Good Morning, it's a big Shaw on the radio. Wrote
it through your Wednesday hump Days. Julye twenty fourth, Today's
feature track from the Big Show bit box, Reverend Sincere
and Goobert the Preacher's bicycle, Sir, sprinky word bicycle tore
the bit box at the Big.
Speaker 1 (26:52):
Show dot Com.
Speaker 3 (26:54):
There right now, let's play yes live across America.
Speaker 1 (26:59):
It's Johnny Jeopardy wo and now your host.
Speaker 18 (27:03):
When it comes to personal protection, well, he knows karate, judo,
jiu jitsu, and at least twenty eight other dangerous words,
peas god boy.
Speaker 1 (27:17):
Hey, Greg got to Seal, Alabama.
Speaker 3 (27:19):
Good morning, Greg, Good morning, now are you buddy?
Speaker 1 (27:23):
We're all good. Welcome in here. Greg.
Speaker 3 (27:26):
You got the first shot at john Boy Jeopardy this morning. So,
according to a recent survey, seventeen percent of people who
own one of these said the prime reason they have
it is for personal protection. Seventeen percent.
Speaker 19 (27:42):
Greg, what you got, man, Let's see if it was
what I'm thinking, it'd be a lot more than seventeen percent,
because hey, this is America, Okay.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
I wish I knew what you were thinking. Right now.
I'll be right there with you.
Speaker 19 (27:57):
A whole lot of people, a whole lot of people
got dog.
Speaker 10 (28:00):
So I think that'd be more than.
Speaker 1 (28:02):
That, that would be more than I'll see where you're
going there.
Speaker 10 (28:04):
Let's let's go.
Speaker 19 (28:05):
Let's go crazy out here, because there's a whole lot
of them out and crazy cat ladies.
Speaker 3 (28:11):
Is it a cat, ah, so, Greg says, a cat.
Speaker 1 (28:16):
Let's see, yes it is.
Speaker 5 (28:21):
Man.
Speaker 3 (28:21):
We got to the inside of you figuring that John
Bo Jeopardy question out to help the younger generation. As
we passed it towards to Jeopardy.
Speaker 1 (28:31):
Right, Laurel and Hardy had she awesome?
Speaker 3 (28:37):
Greg one hundred and twenty dollars worth of Bull's not
cleaning products made in the good old USA, headed deal
pad down seal bu't it?
Speaker 10 (28:47):
We'll send it.
Speaker 1 (28:56):
All right, here's a plan.
Speaker 3 (28:58):
Just for the next twenty minutest can use right now.
We got our time capsules on the other side, mister
Roubarb coming.
Speaker 16 (29:35):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one export.
Speaker 9 (29:51):
Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode Happy
anniversary because our story opens Dub at the Big Show Studio,
finishing his morning cup of coffee.
Speaker 7 (30:03):
Well, well, folks, I reckon, I'm going to head over
to the golf course.
Speaker 3 (30:07):
Hey, w B, before you go, your son's on the phone.
Speaker 7 (30:11):
Thanks Johnny, Hello, Hi Dad, I just wanted to call
it remind you before you left that today's your anniversary.
Hold in mold, I completely forgot you.
Speaker 18 (30:20):
Better stop buying the way home and pick up a
little something for mom.
Speaker 7 (30:24):
Thanks calling son, I'll talk to you later.
Speaker 15 (30:26):
All right, everything okay?
Speaker 3 (30:27):
Daw? Yeah?
Speaker 7 (30:28):
Hey Jackie, can I talk to you for a second?
Speaker 12 (30:30):
Sure? What's up?
Speaker 7 (30:31):
It's my wedding anniversary and I need to buy a
present for Floss. Got in the.
Speaker 15 (30:36):
Audies an anniversary present?
Speaker 7 (30:38):
Huh yeah, I've been spending a lot of time away
from home later, so I need something really space. Hey,
what kind of present would your husband buy for you?
Speaker 15 (30:46):
Well, if you really wanted to get back on my
good side, he might go buy me some of that
sexy lingerie at Victoria's Secrets place over at the mall.
Speaker 7 (30:54):
Oh yeah, say that might work? You really think?
Speaker 12 (30:59):
So?
Speaker 7 (31:00):
Sure? That's perfect? Thanks, Jack, can see you later.
Speaker 1 (31:03):
Bye.
Speaker 15 (31:03):
Dub, Hey, Johnny, what you know what? I think all
Dove might be a little freaky.
Speaker 9 (31:10):
Dub drives over to Brushywood Mall and makes his way
into Victoria's Secret.
Speaker 6 (31:16):
Holi Molin, Good morning, sir, Welcome to Victoria's Secret.
Speaker 7 (31:23):
Hid Mayam I was just looking at that big post
over there. You know, if I was about ten years young,
I might have to take that out to her.
Speaker 6 (31:32):
That's Stephanie Seymour. She's one of the models from her catalog.
So how may I help you today?
Speaker 7 (31:38):
I need to buy an anniversary gift from my wife.
Speaker 6 (31:41):
Okay, what sort of gift were you interested in?
Speaker 12 (31:45):
Uh?
Speaker 7 (31:46):
How that little sea through numbers that stephan is wearing
over there?
Speaker 6 (31:50):
Ah, the ultras sheer body suit. That's one of our
best sellers.
Speaker 7 (31:54):
I can see why.
Speaker 6 (31:57):
Well, it's on special this week for thirty nine. Do
you know what size your wife wears?
Speaker 3 (32:03):
Gee?
Speaker 7 (32:03):
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (32:04):
Well how tall is she?
Speaker 7 (32:05):
Well, she's about your height.
Speaker 6 (32:07):
Do you know what her bra size is?
Speaker 9 (32:10):
Uh?
Speaker 7 (32:11):
Say size as my pants says? Forty too long?
Speaker 16 (32:19):
Excuse me?
Speaker 7 (32:21):
That was a joke.
Speaker 1 (32:23):
That was a punchline of a joke.
Speaker 6 (32:28):
I see, I see. Well, why don't I just guess
you can always exchange it later?
Speaker 7 (32:33):
Sounds good to me. Can you put that in a
gift box?
Speaker 6 (32:36):
Certainly, sir.
Speaker 9 (32:37):
I'll be right back a few minutes later. Dub arrives
at home.
Speaker 8 (32:42):
Is that you you gonna play golf? If you left
the radio station.
Speaker 7 (32:48):
I couldn't play golf on a space of day like today.
It's our anniversary.
Speaker 8 (32:52):
Oh dub, you remembered, for sure you'd forget. She is
this victorious secret wrapping paper here it is.
Speaker 7 (33:00):
Why don't you take that upstairs unwrapping and mate me
in the.
Speaker 1 (33:03):
Den right here in the middle of the day.
Speaker 7 (33:06):
Yep, I put that Jem Neighbors album on the stereo.
Speaker 9 (33:11):
Wind up.
Speaker 8 (33:13):
I think you might be a little bit of a
free be right back by.
Speaker 9 (33:19):
Flossie runs upstairs to the bedroom to unwrap her gift.
Speaker 8 (33:24):
Land sakes this thing so shure I can see right
through it. Oh well, here goes nothing off of Pete's sake.
There's no way I'm gonna be able to fit into
this thing. It's two sizes too small.
Speaker 9 (33:39):
Whatn't no well am I gonna do?
Speaker 8 (33:41):
He's waiting for a hot little sex part to come
walking down those stairs. Oh well, I guess the only
thing to do is go down there completely naked.
Speaker 1 (33:51):
That ought to get his motor running.
Speaker 7 (33:54):
Okay, w Webb, it ready, I'm in this way. I
couldn't find the Jim Nabors album.
Speaker 8 (34:02):
That's okay, sugar pie, Maybe you'll find this a little
more entertaining.
Speaker 7 (34:07):
Uh, well, I'll be dog gone. I can't believe it.
Speaker 9 (34:10):
What's wrong, sweetie?
Speaker 5 (34:11):
Uh?
Speaker 7 (34:11):
The woman at them all charged me forty bucks for
that thing, and she didn't even earn it.
Speaker 9 (34:23):
We hope you've enjoyed John Boy and Billy playhouse. Tune
in again next time when we'll hear dubs Hello's.
Speaker 10 (34:30):
Son is dead.
Speaker 7 (34:31):
Any chance I might be able to sleep over at
your house tonight, joun Boy and Billy.
Speaker 12 (34:39):
We may have to nip this thing in the butt.
Speaker 16 (34:41):
Good morning, rad yell dumb right.
Speaker 3 (35:14):
Good morning. It's a big show on the radio. Well
I'm gonna do hump dad ju lie twenty fourth. Here
is mister Rubarb. Thank you give me the beat.
Speaker 14 (35:27):
Hello, boys and girls, this is your old pal, mister Rubarb.
Welcome to a new feature we call Ask Mister Rubarb.
Life lessons for kids from a guy I'd like to
call me. Today's letter comes from eight year old Joey
Lagrange of Charlotte. Dear mister Rubarb, this is the worst
(35:51):
summer ever. My parents have been fighting all the time.
My mom got really mad at my dad because he
bought a new set golf clubs. Mom says, Dad needs
to spend less time on his golf game and more
time working.
Speaker 1 (36:06):
Dad says golf helps him relax.
Speaker 14 (36:09):
He says he meets a lot of important people when
he plays golf, and they might help him with his
business someday. Mom says, that's a big pile of craft.
Dad says, if Mom didn't buy so much stuff, we'd
have plenty of money. Then they yell at each other
a lot. I hate it when my mom and dad
(36:30):
yell at each other a lot. Which one of them
is right? And what can I do to help them
get along better? Your pal, Joey, Dear Joey. To answer
your question, let's go back in time and look at
four successful people in America in the year nineteen twenty three.
Those people were the president of the biggest steel company,
(36:54):
the president of the biggest gas company, the president of
the New York Stockings, and a guy who spent most
of his time on a golf course. The president of
the biggest steal company was a man named C. M.
Speaker 9 (37:09):
Schwab.
Speaker 14 (37:10):
He lost all of his fortune during the Great Depression
of the nineteen thirties. He lived on borrowed money for
the last five years of his life. When he died
in nineteen thirty nine. He was in debt almost two
million dollars. The president of the biggest gas company was
a man named Howard Hopson. He was a rich guy
(37:31):
till he spent seven years in jail for mail fraud
and tax evasion. He lost his fortune of seventy four
million dollars and died in a mental hospital in nineteen
forty nine. The president of the New York Stock Exchange
he was Richard Whitney. During the nineteen thirties, he lost
almost all of his fortune and started stealing money from
(37:53):
his customers and relatives. He got caught and went to
prison for grand larceny. Now the guy who spent all
his time on the golf course. That was a man
named Jeans Sarason. In nineteen twenty three, he won a
big golf tournament called the US Open. A few years later,
he was the first man ever to win the US Open,
(38:16):
the British Open, the Masters, and the PGA Championship in
the same year. Golf people call that a grand slam.
He played golf almost his whole life. He hit a
hole in one at the British Open in nineteen seventy
three when he was seventy one years old. He finally
retired when he was ninety two and died debt free
(38:38):
in Naples, Florida, in nineteen ninety nine, at the age
of ninety seven. So Joey, tell you're dad to forget
all that hard work jump. He needs to spend as
much time on the golf course as he can. Oh
and if your mom doesn't like him, tell her she
can lump it your pal, Oh, mister Rubar.
Speaker 1 (39:00):
Of ask.
Speaker 14 (39:00):
Mister Rubarb was brought to you by our friends at
Crazy Bob's Discount Golf relocated on State Road twenty three
until next time. This is mister Rhubarb saying. This is
mister Rubarb, carry on straight, painpal.
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Ain't a motivational speaker.
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Young Boy and Billy on the Big Show.
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In a vaga river, go on and laugh and leave
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High Man Mark Packer ACC not working a big ESB
and taking in the festivity a couple of blocks from
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