July 29, 2024 • 40 mins
Monday (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, Robert Earl Keen has the perfect Monday morning song, “Swervin’ In My Lane.”.. - We’re turning our musical spotlight on to ‘Tater this morning - first up is “Delusional Girl”.. - We’ll listen in to Gary Busey as he dictates another entry into his diary.. - then sing along with “Tater’s Cans”.. and “Marci’s Chest” (hmm - I’m sensing a theme here..).. - Then on the backside we’ll check in on the big Summer Sale that’s underway at Tacky Jackie’s..
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
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Speaker 2 (00:40):
Right now, hit it. Good morning on the Big Show.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
John Boys Day, Oh no, rate fed in the bathroom,
gotta make a boom boom. Jackie yaking on the phone,
handsome serpent, midget porn.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
I'm in the studio. Why bolli pater. She's so dumb,
but I don't care. I love for laughing.
Speaker 4 (01:13):
I like her hair. But there's two things I like best.
You'll find them at the Fig Show. Right there on
Larcy's chest.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Marcy's chest, What's next?
Speaker 3 (01:29):
Can't tell? Damn it?
Speaker 2 (01:31):
Marcy learned to spell, trying to ride it on the wall.
Boob is erase it off. Look at her left? I
love at her right? Spell how you walk? Just as
long as I swear it's tight. She's so dumb, but
I don't care. I love her laughing. I like her hair.
But there's two things I like best.
Speaker 4 (01:52):
You'll find them at the fig show right there on
Larcy's chest, book.
Speaker 5 (02:01):
Marcy's chairs, yeow.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
I can't help but Drew and I'm checking out a wreck.
I almost faint when she does jump. And Jack's one
points north and one points west. I can't believe that
rock can't take the stress.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
She so dumb, but.
Speaker 6 (02:28):
I don't care.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
I love her laugh and I like her hair. But
there's two things that I like best.
Speaker 4 (02:36):
You'll find him let the big shore right there on
Marcy's chest.
Speaker 5 (02:42):
May Marcy's chest, Marcy's chess, Wow, Marcy's chest anywhere.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
GIF you like fruit, You're gonna love this pair?
Speaker 7 (03:09):
Would she undo that top? But just to give them
some air? That cleavage is white. The convicts all right,
turned down the air conditioning.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
See them might be.
Speaker 8 (03:19):
That nice.
Speaker 9 (03:30):
Lars's chairs Marcy's chairs down on both knees worshiping them.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
Double deep, no droop, no sag, welcome, lack of speed,
the girls player, I hate turned Barnie Frank Straight, Jimmy
something smoking hot Jimmy again.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
They take a cosmic chap so dumb, but I don't care.
Speaker 6 (03:50):
I love to laugh and I like her hair.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
But there's two things I like best.
Speaker 4 (03:57):
You'll find them that The figs show right there on
Arsy's chest, Arsy's chest, Barsi's chest.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Yeah, this chest a fiend? Alright? What else?
Speaker 1 (04:25):
Put you to work here and see if we can
play beat the Blonde? Open them up for a contestant
at one eight hundred Big Show. We'll get one.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Could be you. Come on, we'll play next.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Good Morning, it's a big show on the radio, rolling
too your Monday Morning.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Got today's feature track from the Big Show.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
Bit box the Crocodile Stalker's Child Development Center. There's your
keywords child center and hit the Big Box at the
Big Show dot com right there. Click out on their
contest button the contest you like to play and you
can't get through, we'll call you.
Speaker 8 (05:22):
Listen do this.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
Jesuits or beat the Blonde? You got our blond? My
said Taya.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
We we got our contestant, Mary out of Goose Creek,
South Carolina.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
Good morning, Mary, good morning, good morning.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
All right at night you go out at Goose Creek here, symphony?
Speaker 2 (05:50):
Are you asking her to? I was asking you.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
The answer is all right, Mary, Well, welcome baby. We're
gonna ask tell you some questions. You agree or disagree
whether you think she's right or wrong? At two bells
and you got the big old prize bag.
Speaker 9 (06:04):
Okay, okay, then.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
Okay, Oh Marcy, in what state was Abraham Lincoln born?
Speaker 10 (06:13):
The same state as all of us, naked and screaming.
Speaker 11 (06:17):
We got I'm not talking about that steak.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
We know it was a long cabin. Does that help?
Maybe it's wood? Yeah, I was just thinking that's how
houses were made.
Speaker 12 (06:31):
Look, Johnny knows the answer. Say he's gonna taunt you.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
Nebraska, Nebraska.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Mary disagreed right off the bat, and that was the
thing to do.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Yet Kentucky, Kentucky.
Speaker 6 (06:48):
That's a damn show.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
Good job, Good job, Mary, you got your bail one morning.
You're gonna win. Let's go to a true or boss question.
A small child is more likely to believe that babies
are delivered by a stork than how it really happens.
Speaker 10 (07:09):
What do you mean how it really happens? It's true
because yeah, stork, the pouch, the beak, all of it.
Speaker 12 (07:20):
I got it.
Speaker 8 (07:21):
That's how it happens.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Small child is more likely to believe a stork deal.
And that wasn't a.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Small child.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Don't know about that, Mary, than one of our best
players over the past two weeks.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
That baby like that was quick.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
Will you hang on, We'll get you fishing cycles, prize
pack and til you down Ghost Creek, South Carolina.
Speaker 8 (07:48):
It's a damn show.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
It's about am of the hour.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
There's a top of your news right on the other
side the back ground. Marsie Music Monday.
Speaker 13 (08:04):
But the Marsie song, He's a good hang out, good morning,
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make shows on the radio, enjoying our Marsie Music Monday.
Speaker 9 (09:01):
Who is the big show guest coordinate or smiling? And
everybody she sees our favorite girl. Her nickname is Teeter
and everyone knows it's Marcy.
Speaker 14 (09:17):
Who laughs it all the jokes that we're telling our
favorite guest star on the playhouse nice penmanship, but tell
abou spelling.
Speaker 9 (09:28):
Everyone knows it's Marci, and Marcy don't seem to.
Speaker 6 (09:37):
Care when we make fun of her.
Speaker 9 (09:40):
Hair, and Tater's our favorite pair all by herself.
Speaker 6 (09:48):
I'm herself herself.
Speaker 9 (09:53):
Who's seeking now for lunch with her husband? Meets him
an average three times of who's heading moone to have
a quick noon? Everyone who's it's Marcy and Marcy's got
messed up hair?
Speaker 6 (10:14):
It's that strap here? And where's old ladies on? Under? Where?
Speaker 2 (10:21):
Or so weave her?
Speaker 6 (10:23):
So so weave her?
Speaker 10 (10:27):
Or so?
Speaker 9 (10:30):
Who is the big guess coordinate or smiling? And everybody
she sees our favorite girl.
Speaker 6 (10:38):
Her nickname is Tater.
Speaker 9 (10:41):
Everyone knows it's Marcie, who blessed all the jokes that
were telling our favorite guest star on the playhouse. Nice
penmanship with terrible spelling. Everyone knows it's Marcy who's always
happy and jolly. Can't spell it Henson.
Speaker 6 (11:05):
Mess lose heady home to help lose its Mycy.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
Good morning.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
It's a big show on the radio running through your
Monday morning. Hey at twenty minutes, riggy me losing a
good old tune been looking forward to. Then we're gonna
play wordy word and attention. I am really getting on
Bobby's from Elms City, North Carolina's nerves with what I
(12:04):
say every time somebody gets a correct word when I'm
playing wordy word. For some reason, you miss wordy word?
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Speaker 2 (12:31):
Is I think it will, but right now we ready
on the zoom. Alright, let's do it.
Speaker 15 (12:42):
And now deep thoughts with Zach the weed Guy's girlfriend
Mary Jane.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
Yo, Hey, what up my dude, May Jane? It's crack
a ligging y'all.
Speaker 16 (12:56):
Good. Oh, so I've been doing okay, but I've just
been sweating and I've been sitting around the house and
Macy thinking about stuff you.
Speaker 8 (13:09):
Want here summer?
Speaker 6 (13:10):
Sure?
Speaker 17 (13:11):
Cool, John boy, dude, you're a farmer, right.
Speaker 8 (13:17):
You take care of chickens?
Speaker 17 (13:18):
Does that make you like a chicken tender?
Speaker 11 (13:24):
Y'all?
Speaker 17 (13:25):
I was like watching the National Geographic Channel and I
realized that Gray Robin is just premature archaeology. If if
you gotta think about it. You know, when someone says
you're slow as a snail, why do we ever see
them coming? If they're so slow?
Speaker 16 (13:47):
I mean, it's like, what.
Speaker 17 (13:50):
A snail on my window?
Speaker 2 (13:51):
Like, how'd that happen?
Speaker 17 (14:00):
Yo? Jackie ever noticed that snakes are just tails with faces?
She didn't like that one.
Speaker 10 (14:10):
Yo.
Speaker 17 (14:10):
I'm not saying like I don't like cold, hard cash,
but humans are the only species who actually pay to
live on the planet. Y'all've missed me, and I've been
thinking hard, Like what if those really aren't stars up there?
(14:34):
And they're just like holes poked into the containers so
we can all like breathe. Your actions are supposedly they
speak louder than words, but you know, speaking is also
an action.
Speaker 18 (14:51):
So ever, wonder, ever, wonder if one teacher I can't
like teach a kid all the subjects, then why is
one kid.
Speaker 17 (15:06):
Expected to study all the subjects? Anarchy? If someone dies
in a living room, is it still a living room?
(15:27):
Each time that you light your lighter, your lighter gets lighter.
Until you're lighter gets no light, it.
Speaker 11 (15:33):
Won't light mosquitoes. Mosquitoes use blood to make their eggs.
Speaker 17 (15:47):
Dude, mosquitoes use blood to make their eggs a like, dude,
that means you're one third their father.
Speaker 18 (16:02):
HiT's your heart?
Speaker 17 (16:04):
If maters are fruit, does that mean ketchups like a
fruit smoothie. Okay, I can see y'all need to take
a break, So one more and then like I gotta go.
I don't notice when you ask someone their name, you're
really just asking them what sound you should make to
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get their attention.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
Well, from now on, what's that sound?
Speaker 16 (16:37):
Alright?
Speaker 18 (16:38):
Like that's different.
Speaker 17 (16:39):
Now y'all keep rocking and I'll.
Speaker 15 (16:41):
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Speaker 7 (16:55):
Good morning, A lot more big shall coming up, Picky Matthew,
Oh Marcel, you picked an awful time to call.
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Well, listen to the radio.
Speaker 7 (17:07):
We're right in the middle of a new detro you boobe, no, no, not,
you're racing, fat boy, pull up a couple of chairs
and shut down.
Speaker 6 (17:16):
Listen.
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I gotta go make coffee for the boys so they
can go on making that audio magic known as the
job Boy Big Show.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
Carry on, drake.
Speaker 19 (17:23):
People, yea morning, it's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
Will having fun?
Speaker 1 (18:04):
Another reason for you to get the John Boymullen Late
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marsh with music. Ah morning, long, ain't it?
Speaker 6 (18:21):
Oh what said?
Speaker 8 (18:22):
Believe me wizard?
Speaker 17 (18:23):
When you can't spell words like gizzard and they laughed
at your hairdo?
Speaker 8 (18:28):
But I could be much greater? Would it be a
plain lator? If I only had a clue, I could
do my job much sweller.
Speaker 2 (18:38):
If I was a better speller, and.
Speaker 10 (18:40):
I wouldn't be so blue, I'd be more than just
a giggle and the brawl.
Speaker 8 (18:46):
Full of jiggle and fight. Oh I just can't Tony.
I should have stayed in school.
Speaker 2 (18:58):
I'd be really smart and not.
Speaker 6 (19:03):
And I'd.
Speaker 8 (19:06):
Be tough in my Deleanor wouldn't love the words like
we what.
Speaker 17 (19:13):
Even though I try my best to stay, just stare
at my breast, just person, just to have.
Speaker 2 (19:20):
Stop. Good morning.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
Got the big show on the radio coming up, first
rounds of wordy Word for the week. You can win
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hang on win it by playing wordy word in minutes.
First play this.
Speaker 20 (20:15):
Got those groupies that they round the pizza rugs, bunch
of sorry cougars.
Speaker 8 (20:20):
Acting like they're on the hunts.
Speaker 20 (20:23):
They know that he's spoken for, but they ain't got
no class. Bakey getting hands in, then I'm going to
with their ass. They think they're hot, but baby, they're not.
(20:43):
They think they're hot, but they got their shot.
Speaker 8 (20:47):
That my god, that's my god. And if you touch
him out, punch your babies. That's fine, that's fine out.
And if you touch him.
Speaker 20 (20:59):
Out, punch your face, Pa, Pa, Pa, punch your face, Papa,
punch your face.
Speaker 14 (21:08):
Pa.
Speaker 20 (21:08):
Punch your face, Papa your face. They wanted to take
them four a roll between the sheets. They don't be disappointed.
Just look at those tiny fings.
Speaker 8 (21:20):
He's a celebrity. It must be lots of fun.
Speaker 20 (21:23):
But if you comfort my bad, honey, better bring a gun.
They think they're hot, but baby, they're not. They think
they're hot.
Speaker 2 (21:41):
They ain't got what I got.
Speaker 8 (21:44):
That's gone. That's my guy. And if you touch them.
Punch your face. That's gone guy. That's gone guy. And
if you touch them, punch your face.
Speaker 20 (22:00):
By Pa, punch your face. Pup, pup, punch your face. PA,
punch your face. Papa, punch your face.
Speaker 5 (22:11):
My mo.
Speaker 20 (22:15):
So I know you plan on scoring.
Speaker 8 (22:17):
You're just horrid like a hunker. You're no looker. Keep
on trying, you'll be crying in the cutter dying.
Speaker 20 (22:24):
So you git with big lebido. Step that off before
I lay you out. I promise you, promise you My
FI fixed you idiots.
Speaker 8 (22:32):
That's my guy. That's my guy. That if you touch him, out,
punch your face. That's my guy. That's my guy. And
if you touch him a punch your face you'll get
That is my little guy. And back in over punch
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your face. That is my little guy. Get to step out,
punch your face.
Speaker 15 (23:02):
We don't know that the generation in your.
Speaker 20 (23:05):
Mouth or your mouth, that's where I think I'm gonna
punch your face.
Speaker 8 (23:10):
You should, don't you crack or why? And if you
do it? Out punch your face.
Speaker 20 (23:21):
Pup, pup, punch your face. Pup, pup, punch your face. Pup,
pup punch your face. Pup, pup punch your face. Pup, pup,
punch your face back. Puh, punch your face. Punch your face,
your face, your face, bu buh blaunch your face.
Speaker 2 (23:41):
Pu pu punch your face. Pop pup, punched your face.
Speaker 20 (23:48):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (23:48):
Regularly losing? Yeah, just hit me. Regular losing? Well, No,
I love losing shows. Okay, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (23:55):
I'm all getting my head because this wordy word time,
and I got a complaint. I think this might forever
scar me playing this game. Right, all right, one eight hundred,
big show, you told free line. We'll get a couple
of contestants and play next.
Speaker 2 (24:35):
Good morning.
Speaker 1 (24:35):
That's a big show on the radio for your Monday,
July twenty nine.
Speaker 2 (24:38):
Let's go ahead and get to it. I went everybody's
head about the bad.
Speaker 1 (24:42):
I paid the wordy word and a wordy word. Let's
meet a contestants. We got a dad and a daughter
are gonna play, and they're each other's So it's Teddy
Hooking Hatfield.
Speaker 2 (24:54):
From Florence, South Carolina. Good morning, Teddy, good morning, and
your daughter.
Speaker 1 (25:01):
Brittany down in Florence, South Carolina, is well, Good morning, Brittany.
Speaker 2 (25:07):
Good morning, good morning y'all.
Speaker 1 (25:09):
All right, did so uh Teddy to be me and
you own one team Tater and Brittany on the other.
Speaker 2 (25:17):
The O G's against the young Jeez, got you all right?
Speaker 1 (25:26):
Oh yeah, First, well, there's a complaint about me that
I said I was gonna I was gonna use here.
This was emailed to Randy. You can do that at
the Big Show dot com. Can someone please please please
tell John boy to stop saying yeah uh huh whenever
the contestants are able to get the word correct from
(25:47):
these stupid ass clues he gives. Each time, he says
that it takes away from the precious amount of time
allowed for giving clues. It really gripes me, thank you,
and I still can't figure out why you have stayed
with him for all these years. That's Bobby from Elm City,
North Carolina. My wife says the same thing. And then
(26:11):
Jackie told me another Tom Curry from Knoxville, Tennessee. He
said he had some wordy word concerns and what.
Speaker 2 (26:20):
Of he says.
Speaker 1 (26:21):
John Boyce says, yeah, Oh, I have never realized that
I've said that all these years quite often.
Speaker 2 (26:30):
You know why, because it irritates the lap out of me.
Speaker 1 (26:33):
Obviously, it's irritating a lot of times you know, y'all
could have mentioned it like, oh hell.
Speaker 2 (26:37):
No twenty years ago. Oh no, oh, we learned we
don't criticize your wordy bear.
Speaker 1 (26:45):
All right, So Tom curved Knoxville, he points out out
about me, also says when Billy place, he says, there
you go, he does, yeah, there you go, and said
Tater says nothing.
Speaker 2 (26:58):
She moves on to the next word. Who thought shirt superstar?
Speaker 1 (27:06):
All right, so I'm gonna try to quit saying that.
I hope it doesn't messes up Teddy because I'm gonna.
Speaker 6 (27:12):
Try to win.
Speaker 2 (27:12):
Yes, uh huh, yeah, yeah, uh huh. Attention man, here
we go for stomach. You're aware of turning not to
do it.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
Okay, so Brittany, you relax. Me and Teddy we'll go
for the first thirty seconds. Al Right, Teddy, ready, ready, Teddy, Okay,
start the clock. Now you're waiting hold the shop stop? Ready,
wasn't ready.
Speaker 13 (27:37):
I'm trying to fix a microphone?
Speaker 2 (27:39):
Okay, all right, what you got right there? What's going
on now?
Speaker 7 (27:43):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (27:44):
Okay, all right, all right, here we go. All right, Teddy,
here we go. Start the clock.
Speaker 6 (27:49):
Now.
Speaker 1 (27:50):
The opposite of nice is you're really you're you're you're what.
You're not nice, you're black, don't be so what.
Speaker 5 (28:02):
Ugly?
Speaker 6 (28:02):
No?
Speaker 2 (28:03):
No, but say you're ugly. That was a blank thing
to say. You're not No, no, you're an opposite of nice.
You're not being nice, you're being what?
Speaker 6 (28:16):
Come on?
Speaker 5 (28:18):
Up?
Speaker 2 (28:18):
I didn't cop Yeah, I know, I know, I'm gonna
go away. I just didn't because I want you to
get mad. So you go ahead.
Speaker 1 (28:32):
Oh I waited and get Crappyddy and Taylor daughter.
Speaker 2 (28:39):
Rednye and Taylor. Ready are you ready?
Speaker 7 (28:44):
Yes?
Speaker 8 (28:45):
I'm ready?
Speaker 2 (28:47):
So why was a microphone? Bash?
Speaker 7 (28:48):
Up?
Speaker 10 (28:49):
Am I talking?
Speaker 2 (28:49):
Okay? Okay, you got okay? Ready?
Speaker 10 (28:52):
Go hey, stop being so blank to me. And there
was a movie called blank. Yes, many, she's pregnant and
about to give blank. You check your email on your
blank your laptop, Peter, Yes, uh, this is what the
planets are doing there. We're they're circling in there there. Yeah,
(29:16):
but it's out in space.
Speaker 2 (29:17):
It's in what.
Speaker 10 (29:20):
The sun is without within.
Speaker 8 (29:22):
Our in our atmosphere.
Speaker 10 (29:28):
Apparently I'm getting the headshake of no.
Speaker 2 (29:31):
But we got three, so you take up the next one.
Speaker 1 (29:39):
So Brandy leads three to nothing. All right, Teddy is
not out of reach, buddy, we're gonna get on a
roll right here.
Speaker 2 (29:47):
Okay, all right, we're pegging up on that last one. Ready, go?
The moon is in this around the Earth? No, it
goes around on the Earth's no. Around. The astronauts did
two blanks around the earth. It means it means going
(30:10):
around the Earth one time around? Is one? What the
moon is in this around the Earth?
Speaker 5 (30:19):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (30:20):
Okay, a blank race. You hand the baton to somebody
when you're running. What yes?
Speaker 5 (30:27):
He said, yeap.
Speaker 2 (30:29):
What did you say, teddy? He said, relay? Good worked,
That's what it was, buddy, Okay.
Speaker 1 (30:37):
But we still lost my watery wins.
Speaker 2 (30:42):
Over to daddy three to two? Did I say, yeah,
oh huh?
Speaker 12 (30:47):
Not once because you didn't have the opportunity, Yeah, teddy boy,
my daughters.
Speaker 2 (31:00):
Yeah, we appreciate y'all playing with us this morning.
Speaker 5 (31:02):
Get my move.
Speaker 2 (31:04):
I want to get my There you go, that's your
daddy's move.
Speaker 5 (31:09):
Get Britdy one.
Speaker 2 (31:14):
Good work, baby, good work.
Speaker 9 (31:16):
I went up.
Speaker 3 (31:17):
Y'all guys, love me back.
Speaker 6 (31:19):
Thank you, don't da.
Speaker 1 (31:26):
Good morning Big shows on the radio. Bit request this
morning comes from Adam Connor and Chattanooga, Tennessee. H Adam says, Hey, guys,
can we hear one of Tacky Jackies closed base?
Speaker 16 (31:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (31:38):
Huh boy, we got you had them coming up next.
(32:09):
Good morning and its on al radio. Bet request Tom
Answering Adam Connor out of Chadanooga, Tennessee.
Speaker 7 (32:18):
Hello friends, you're old hell Bertford here with a big, big,
big announcement. We're sick and tired of everyone making fun
of our leaders in Washington. We need to respect our elders,
no matter how stupid and anet they are. You've already
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John Boys Day, Oh no, rate fed in the bathroom,
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I'm in the studio. Why bolli pater. She's so dumb,
but I don't care. I love for laughing.
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I like her hair. But there's two things I like best.
You'll find them at the Fig Show. Right there on
Larcy's chest.
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Marcy's chest, What's next?
Speaker 3 (01:29):
Can't tell? Damn it?
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Marcy learned to spell, trying to ride it on the wall.
Boob is erase it off. Look at her left? I
love at her right? Spell how you walk? Just as
long as I swear it's tight. She's so dumb, but
I don't care. I love her laughing. I like her hair.
But there's two things I like best.
Speaker 4 (01:52):
You'll find them at the fig show right there on
Larcy's chest, book.
Speaker 5 (02:01):
Marcy's chairs, yeow.
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I can't help but Drew and I'm checking out a wreck.
I almost faint when she does jump. And Jack's one
points north and one points west. I can't believe that
rock can't take the stress.
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She so dumb, but.
Speaker 6 (02:28):
I don't care.
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I love her laugh and I like her hair. But
there's two things that I like best.
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You'll find him let the big shore right there on
Marcy's chest.
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May Marcy's chest, Marcy's chess, Wow, Marcy's chest anywhere.
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GIF you like fruit, You're gonna love this pair?
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Would she undo that top? But just to give them
some air? That cleavage is white. The convicts all right,
turned down the air conditioning.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
See them might be.
Speaker 8 (03:19):
That nice.
Speaker 9 (03:30):
Lars's chairs Marcy's chairs down on both knees worshiping them.
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Double deep, no droop, no sag, welcome, lack of speed,
the girls player, I hate turned Barnie Frank Straight, Jimmy
something smoking hot Jimmy again.
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They take a cosmic chap so dumb, but I don't care.
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I love to laugh and I like her hair.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
But there's two things I like best.
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You'll find them that The figs show right there on
Arsy's chest, Arsy's chest, Barsi's chest.
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Yeah, this chest a fiend? Alright? What else?
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Put you to work here and see if we can
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at one eight hundred Big Show. We'll get one.
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Could be you. Come on, we'll play next.
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Good Morning, it's a big show on the radio, rolling
too your Monday Morning.
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Got today's feature track from the Big Show.
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Listen do this.
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Jesuits or beat the Blonde? You got our blond? My
said Taya.
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We we got our contestant, Mary out of Goose Creek,
South Carolina.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
Good morning, Mary, good morning, good morning.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
All right at night you go out at Goose Creek here, symphony?
Speaker 2 (05:50):
Are you asking her to? I was asking you.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
The answer is all right, Mary, Well, welcome baby. We're
gonna ask tell you some questions. You agree or disagree
whether you think she's right or wrong? At two bells
and you got the big old prize bag.
Speaker 9 (06:04):
Okay, okay, then.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
Okay, Oh Marcy, in what state was Abraham Lincoln born?
Speaker 10 (06:13):
The same state as all of us, naked and screaming.
Speaker 11 (06:17):
We got I'm not talking about that steak.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
We know it was a long cabin. Does that help?
Maybe it's wood? Yeah, I was just thinking that's how
houses were made.
Speaker 12 (06:31):
Look, Johnny knows the answer. Say he's gonna taunt you.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
Nebraska, Nebraska.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Mary disagreed right off the bat, and that was the
thing to do.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Yet Kentucky, Kentucky.
Speaker 6 (06:48):
That's a damn show.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
Good job, Good job, Mary, you got your bail one morning.
You're gonna win. Let's go to a true or boss question.
A small child is more likely to believe that babies
are delivered by a stork than how it really happens.
Speaker 10 (07:09):
What do you mean how it really happens? It's true
because yeah, stork, the pouch, the beak, all of it.
Speaker 12 (07:20):
I got it.
Speaker 8 (07:21):
That's how it happens.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Small child is more likely to believe a stork deal.
And that wasn't a.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Small child.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Don't know about that, Mary, than one of our best
players over the past two weeks.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
That baby like that was quick.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
Will you hang on, We'll get you fishing cycles, prize
pack and til you down Ghost Creek, South Carolina.
Speaker 8 (07:48):
It's a damn show.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
It's about am of the hour.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
There's a top of your news right on the other
side the back ground. Marsie Music Monday.
Speaker 13 (08:04):
But the Marsie song, He's a good hang out, good morning,
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make shows on the radio, enjoying our Marsie Music Monday.
Speaker 9 (09:01):
Who is the big show guest coordinate or smiling? And
everybody she sees our favorite girl. Her nickname is Teeter
and everyone knows it's Marcy.
Speaker 14 (09:17):
Who laughs it all the jokes that we're telling our
favorite guest star on the playhouse nice penmanship, but tell
abou spelling.
Speaker 9 (09:28):
Everyone knows it's Marci, and Marcy don't seem to.
Speaker 6 (09:37):
Care when we make fun of her.
Speaker 9 (09:40):
Hair, and Tater's our favorite pair all by herself.
Speaker 6 (09:48):
I'm herself herself.
Speaker 9 (09:53):
Who's seeking now for lunch with her husband? Meets him
an average three times of who's heading moone to have
a quick noon? Everyone who's it's Marcy and Marcy's got
messed up hair?
Speaker 6 (10:14):
It's that strap here? And where's old ladies on? Under? Where?
Speaker 2 (10:21):
Or so weave her?
Speaker 6 (10:23):
So so weave her?
Speaker 10 (10:27):
Or so?
Speaker 9 (10:30):
Who is the big guess coordinate or smiling? And everybody
she sees our favorite girl.
Speaker 6 (10:38):
Her nickname is Tater.
Speaker 9 (10:41):
Everyone knows it's Marcie, who blessed all the jokes that
were telling our favorite guest star on the playhouse. Nice
penmanship with terrible spelling. Everyone knows it's Marcy who's always
happy and jolly. Can't spell it Henson.
Speaker 6 (11:05):
Mess lose heady home to help lose its Mycy.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
Good morning.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
It's a big show on the radio running through your
Monday morning. Hey at twenty minutes, riggy me losing a
good old tune been looking forward to. Then we're gonna
play wordy word and attention. I am really getting on
Bobby's from Elms City, North Carolina's nerves with what I
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say every time somebody gets a correct word when I'm
playing wordy word. For some reason, you miss wordy word?
Coming up about thirty minutes. Make sure you go to
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And now deep thoughts with Zach the weed Guy's girlfriend
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Good. Oh, so I've been doing okay, but I've just
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Macy thinking about stuff you.
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Want here summer?
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Sure?
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Cool, John boy, dude, you're a farmer, right.
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You take care of chickens?
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Does that make you like a chicken tender?
Speaker 11 (13:24):
Y'all?
Speaker 17 (13:25):
I was like watching the National Geographic Channel and I
realized that Gray Robin is just premature archaeology. If if
you gotta think about it. You know, when someone says
you're slow as a snail, why do we ever see
them coming? If they're so slow?
Speaker 16 (13:47):
I mean, it's like, what.
Speaker 17 (13:50):
A snail on my window?
Speaker 2 (13:51):
Like, how'd that happen?
Speaker 17 (14:00):
Yo? Jackie ever noticed that snakes are just tails with faces?
She didn't like that one.
Speaker 10 (14:10):
Yo.
Speaker 17 (14:10):
I'm not saying like I don't like cold, hard cash,
but humans are the only species who actually pay to
live on the planet. Y'all've missed me, and I've been
thinking hard, Like what if those really aren't stars up there?
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And they're just like holes poked into the containers so
we can all like breathe. Your actions are supposedly they
speak louder than words, but you know, speaking is also
an action.
Speaker 18 (14:51):
So ever, wonder, ever, wonder if one teacher I can't
like teach a kid all the subjects, then why is
one kid.
Speaker 17 (15:06):
Expected to study all the subjects? Anarchy? If someone dies
in a living room, is it still a living room?
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Each time that you light your lighter, your lighter gets lighter.
Until you're lighter gets no light, it.
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Won't light mosquitoes. Mosquitoes use blood to make their eggs.
Speaker 17 (15:47):
Dude, mosquitoes use blood to make their eggs a like, dude,
that means you're one third their father.
Speaker 18 (16:02):
HiT's your heart?
Speaker 17 (16:04):
If maters are fruit, does that mean ketchups like a
fruit smoothie. Okay, I can see y'all need to take
a break, So one more and then like I gotta go.
I don't notice when you ask someone their name, you're
really just asking them what sound you should make to
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get their attention.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
Well, from now on, what's that sound?
Speaker 16 (16:37):
Alright?
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Like that's different.
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Now y'all keep rocking and I'll.
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Another reason for you to get the John Boymullen Late
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Oh what said?
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Believe me wizard?
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When you can't spell words like gizzard and they laughed
at your hairdo?
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But I could be much greater? Would it be a
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If I was a better speller, and.
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I wouldn't be so blue, I'd be more than just
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Speaker 8 (18:46):
Full of jiggle and fight. Oh I just can't Tony.
I should have stayed in school.
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I'd be really smart and not.
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And I'd.
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Be tough in my Deleanor wouldn't love the words like
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Even though I try my best to stay, just stare
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Stop. Good morning.
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Got the big show on the radio coming up, first
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First play this.
Speaker 20 (20:15):
Got those groupies that they round the pizza rugs, bunch
of sorry cougars.
Speaker 8 (20:20):
Acting like they're on the hunts.
Speaker 20 (20:23):
They know that he's spoken for, but they ain't got
no class. Bakey getting hands in, then I'm going to
with their ass. They think they're hot, but baby, they're not.
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They think they're hot, but they got their shot.
Speaker 8 (20:47):
That my god, that's my god. And if you touch
him out, punch your babies. That's fine, that's fine out.
And if you touch him.
Speaker 20 (20:59):
Out, punch your face, Pa, Pa, Pa, punch your face, Papa,
punch your face.
Speaker 14 (21:08):
Pa.
Speaker 20 (21:08):
Punch your face, Papa your face. They wanted to take
them four a roll between the sheets. They don't be disappointed.
Just look at those tiny fings.
Speaker 8 (21:20):
He's a celebrity. It must be lots of fun.
Speaker 20 (21:23):
But if you comfort my bad, honey, better bring a gun.
They think they're hot, but baby, they're not. They think
they're hot.
Speaker 2 (21:41):
They ain't got what I got.
Speaker 8 (21:44):
That's gone. That's my guy. And if you touch them.
Punch your face. That's gone guy. That's gone guy. And
if you touch them, punch your face.
Speaker 20 (22:00):
By Pa, punch your face. Pup, pup, punch your face. PA,
punch your face. Papa, punch your face.
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My mo.
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So I know you plan on scoring.
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You're just horrid like a hunker. You're no looker. Keep
on trying, you'll be crying in the cutter dying.
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So you git with big lebido. Step that off before
I lay you out. I promise you, promise you My
FI fixed you idiots.
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That's my guy. That's my guy. That if you touch him, out,
punch your face. That's my guy. That's my guy. And
if you touch him a punch your face you'll get
That is my little guy. And back in over punch
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your face. That is my little guy. Get to step out,
punch your face.
Speaker 15 (23:02):
We don't know that the generation in your.
Speaker 20 (23:05):
Mouth or your mouth, that's where I think I'm gonna
punch your face.
Speaker 8 (23:10):
You should, don't you crack or why? And if you
do it? Out punch your face.
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Pup, pup, punch your face. Pup, pup, punch your face. Pup,
pup punch your face. Pup, pup punch your face. Pup, pup,
punch your face back. Puh, punch your face. Punch your face,
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Pu pu punch your face. Pop pup, punched your face.
Speaker 20 (23:48):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (23:48):
Regularly losing? Yeah, just hit me. Regular losing? Well, No,
I love losing shows. Okay, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (23:55):
I'm all getting my head because this wordy word time,
and I got a complaint. I think this might forever
scar me playing this game. Right, all right, one eight hundred,
big show, you told free line. We'll get a couple
of contestants and play next.
Speaker 2 (24:35):
Good morning.
Speaker 1 (24:35):
That's a big show on the radio for your Monday,
July twenty nine.
Speaker 2 (24:38):
Let's go ahead and get to it. I went everybody's
head about the bad.
Speaker 1 (24:42):
I paid the wordy word and a wordy word. Let's
meet a contestants. We got a dad and a daughter
are gonna play, and they're each other's So it's Teddy
Hooking Hatfield.
Speaker 2 (24:54):
From Florence, South Carolina. Good morning, Teddy, good morning, and
your daughter.
Speaker 1 (25:01):
Brittany down in Florence, South Carolina, is well, Good morning, Brittany.
Speaker 2 (25:07):
Good morning, good morning y'all.
Speaker 1 (25:09):
All right, did so uh Teddy to be me and
you own one team Tater and Brittany on the other.
Speaker 2 (25:17):
The O G's against the young Jeez, got you all right?
Speaker 1 (25:26):
Oh yeah, First, well, there's a complaint about me that
I said I was gonna I was gonna use here.
This was emailed to Randy. You can do that at
the Big Show dot com. Can someone please please please
tell John boy to stop saying yeah uh huh whenever
the contestants are able to get the word correct from
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these stupid ass clues he gives. Each time, he says
that it takes away from the precious amount of time
allowed for giving clues. It really gripes me, thank you,
and I still can't figure out why you have stayed
with him for all these years. That's Bobby from Elm City,
North Carolina. My wife says the same thing. And then
(26:11):
Jackie told me another Tom Curry from Knoxville, Tennessee. He
said he had some wordy word concerns and what.
Speaker 2 (26:20):
Of he says.
Speaker 1 (26:21):
John Boyce says, yeah, Oh, I have never realized that
I've said that all these years quite often.
Speaker 2 (26:30):
You know why, because it irritates the lap out of me.
Speaker 1 (26:33):
Obviously, it's irritating a lot of times you know, y'all
could have mentioned it like, oh hell.
Speaker 2 (26:37):
No twenty years ago. Oh no, oh, we learned we
don't criticize your wordy bear.
Speaker 1 (26:45):
All right, So Tom curved Knoxville, he points out out
about me, also says when Billy place, he says, there
you go, he does, yeah, there you go, and said
Tater says nothing.
Speaker 2 (26:58):
She moves on to the next word. Who thought shirt superstar?
Speaker 1 (27:06):
All right, so I'm gonna try to quit saying that.
I hope it doesn't messes up Teddy because I'm gonna.
Speaker 6 (27:12):
Try to win.
Speaker 2 (27:12):
Yes, uh huh, yeah, yeah, uh huh. Attention man, here
we go for stomach. You're aware of turning not to
do it.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
Okay, so Brittany, you relax. Me and Teddy we'll go
for the first thirty seconds. Al Right, Teddy, ready, ready, Teddy, Okay,
start the clock. Now you're waiting hold the shop stop? Ready,
wasn't ready.
Speaker 13 (27:37):
I'm trying to fix a microphone?
Speaker 2 (27:39):
Okay, all right, what you got right there? What's going
on now?
Speaker 7 (27:43):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (27:44):
Okay, all right, all right, here we go. All right, Teddy,
here we go. Start the clock.
Speaker 6 (27:49):
Now.
Speaker 1 (27:50):
The opposite of nice is you're really you're you're you're what.
You're not nice, you're black, don't be so what.
Speaker 5 (28:02):
Ugly?
Speaker 6 (28:02):
No?
Speaker 2 (28:03):
No, but say you're ugly. That was a blank thing
to say. You're not No, no, you're an opposite of nice.
You're not being nice, you're being what?
Speaker 6 (28:16):
Come on?
Speaker 5 (28:18):
Up?
Speaker 2 (28:18):
I didn't cop Yeah, I know, I know, I'm gonna
go away. I just didn't because I want you to
get mad. So you go ahead.
Speaker 1 (28:32):
Oh I waited and get Crappyddy and Taylor daughter.
Speaker 2 (28:39):
Rednye and Taylor. Ready are you ready?
Speaker 7 (28:44):
Yes?
Speaker 8 (28:45):
I'm ready?
Speaker 2 (28:47):
So why was a microphone? Bash?
Speaker 7 (28:48):
Up?
Speaker 10 (28:49):
Am I talking?
Speaker 2 (28:49):
Okay? Okay, you got okay? Ready?
Speaker 10 (28:52):
Go hey, stop being so blank to me. And there
was a movie called blank. Yes, many, she's pregnant and
about to give blank. You check your email on your
blank your laptop, Peter, Yes, uh, this is what the
planets are doing there. We're they're circling in there there. Yeah,
(29:16):
but it's out in space.
Speaker 2 (29:17):
It's in what.
Speaker 10 (29:20):
The sun is without within.
Speaker 8 (29:22):
Our in our atmosphere.
Speaker 10 (29:28):
Apparently I'm getting the headshake of no.
Speaker 2 (29:31):
But we got three, so you take up the next one.
Speaker 1 (29:39):
So Brandy leads three to nothing. All right, Teddy is
not out of reach, buddy, we're gonna get on a
roll right here.
Speaker 2 (29:47):
Okay, all right, we're pegging up on that last one. Ready, go?
The moon is in this around the Earth? No, it
goes around on the Earth's no. Around. The astronauts did
two blanks around the earth. It means it means going
(30:10):
around the Earth one time around? Is one? What the
moon is in this around the Earth?
Speaker 5 (30:19):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (30:20):
Okay, a blank race. You hand the baton to somebody
when you're running. What yes?
Speaker 5 (30:27):
He said, yeap.
Speaker 2 (30:29):
What did you say, teddy? He said, relay? Good worked,
That's what it was, buddy, Okay.
Speaker 1 (30:37):
But we still lost my watery wins.
Speaker 2 (30:42):
Over to daddy three to two? Did I say, yeah,
oh huh?
Speaker 12 (30:47):
Not once because you didn't have the opportunity, Yeah, teddy boy,
my daughters.
Speaker 2 (31:00):
Yeah, we appreciate y'all playing with us this morning.
Speaker 5 (31:02):
Get my move.
Speaker 2 (31:04):
I want to get my There you go, that's your
daddy's move.
Speaker 5 (31:09):
Get Britdy one.
Speaker 2 (31:14):
Good work, baby, good work.
Speaker 9 (31:16):
I went up.
Speaker 3 (31:17):
Y'all guys, love me back.
Speaker 6 (31:19):
Thank you, don't da.
Speaker 1 (31:26):
Good morning Big shows on the radio. Bit request this
morning comes from Adam Connor and Chattanooga, Tennessee. H Adam says, Hey, guys,
can we hear one of Tacky Jackies closed base?
Speaker 16 (31:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (31:38):
Huh boy, we got you had them coming up next.
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Good morning and its on al radio. Bet request Tom
Answering Adam Connor out of Chadanooga, Tennessee.
Speaker 7 (32:18):
Hello friends, you're old hell Bertford here with a big, big,
big announcement. We're sick and tired of everyone making fun
of our leaders in Washington. We need to respect our elders,
no matter how stupid and anet they are. You've already
celebrated our country's birthday. Now it's time to salute all
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the geezers running the show. It's time for a sale
like no other, the Tacky Jackies Independence Day sale.
Speaker 2 (32:48):
H what's the matter? Slick?
Speaker 7 (32:54):
Can't believe things have sunk faster than the Titanic. Have
you had to sell one of your kids to my
take of gas so you can go to the races?
Have you finally reached an age where it's time to
take those training wheels out of mothballs?
Speaker 2 (33:08):
Is that what has your thong on wrong? Bubby? Well,
shake off those blues and peep this news.
Speaker 7 (33:16):
You'll save a bundle on threats to make you the
best dressed much at the soup kitchen, right here at
Tacky Jackies. Is there a granny, a house row, or
just a miserable old bag in your life? There nothing, Mama,
Then you're in luck, Chuck. We just got a brand
new ship and of pantsuits from Thrillery Clothiers and bit
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bleaching Emporium.
Speaker 2 (33:39):
You can look like an of emit.
Speaker 7 (33:40):
A shower curtain or even that quilted throw you keep
on the chair to catch the cat hair.
Speaker 2 (33:45):
We've got everything you need right here at Taki Jackie's.
Speaker 7 (33:48):
Clothes for hose, for mere, and we haven't forgotten about
you fellas looking to reclaim your glory days ye back
when you could remember why you open the refriger when
you only got up to pee three times a night,
the fast times, when the kids in the pool like
to watch the hair on your legs come back back, back,
back back up after rubbing them down.
Speaker 2 (34:09):
Then we've got just the thing.
Speaker 7 (34:10):
Threat skeletons, neon leisure suits and college addiction. They'll be
here to pip your hide all weekend long. Rear flap optional.
Tacky Jackies doesn't just follow the trends they set them.
Need new shoes, look no further be the first on
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Prolonged wearing of crooks can cause.
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and that feeling you'll get from eating too much child
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made at the Chinese place with a D rating, but
won't admit to yourself that you probably eat field mice.
It's gonna be a pack weekend with something for everyone,
just as long as you're easily please.
Speaker 2 (35:19):
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Feeling saggy is a pigioners boxer shorts. Do your cheeks
droop like Melanie Griffith's booty? Well, this weekend only crazy
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a computer, Wait no more. Handy hunters, reclaimed laptops and
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for your perusal. And remember there's always a prize inside.
Oh No, famous Hebrew author J. K. Rowling will be
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from Venus, and the other fifty seven genders are from Uranus.
I'll be sure to win her a big prize winning raffle.
The main prize is a tank of gas, a pound
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Well you get the idea.
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turn around and drive until you get to the Teddy
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again car Ain't nobody got time for that.
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a tacky Jackie's clothes for hose.
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