July 31, 2024 • 42 mins
Wed (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, Tater has this week’s “Tatertainment News” and a new list of What to Watch.. - The Grumpy Old Man tells us why he hates breast implants.. - Mark Packer checks in with the latest from the College Football scene.. - We’ll dust off a copy of Pinkard & Bowden’s, “I Lobster and then I Flounder”.. - We’ll fill a request for a Top 10 List.. - and we’ll top the hill with Marvin Webster.
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Speaker 4 (00:34):
O what you're hunting there, Bud?
Speaker 5 (01:05):
I just got done to work, cut out, I know,
and open my papers. And not always now is they
always start with these For some reason. The next to
the last page of my papers that I get every
morning is where I start every show.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Yeah, every day. What happened did they change up the
order of things for you today? Now?
Speaker 4 (01:34):
Well?
Speaker 5 (01:34):
First you tho it was the first time I ever
thought about that. Maybe that should be on the first
page of them. So how many pages we have?
Speaker 6 (01:41):
Like?
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Uh? Six pages? What all six pages of I mean
it's good stuff and you know, and it's it's hard
to do. I mean I could not do this if
I had to. Well you, if you keep talking at
her like that, you might.
Speaker 7 (01:56):
End up happening to you.
Speaker 6 (02:00):
There weren't many national days. I didn't want to take
up a whole sheet of paper. So now, so it's
the last page, which apparently I will never do that
again because I did.
Speaker 8 (02:12):
Not know I put a tear in the universe has change.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
We pay attention.
Speaker 5 (02:15):
He doesn't like change or I'm over here going yeah,
watching me trying to keep turn the page.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Well it's not. There's sticking together.
Speaker 5 (02:25):
It's like that blonde joke, you know, dude, keep them
busy with you, turn page over on both sides. Yeah,
but I'm glad we went through this because looking at
usually it's just like stupid national days and somebody you
know had you know, cho keep up keeping National Avocado Day,
all right, National Raspberry Cake Day, Okay, I mean okay.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
And then this is one.
Speaker 5 (02:47):
I'm glad we saw it in honor of my dog Pearl.
National Mutt Day. There you go, mut Okay.
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Good works.
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Have a sword.
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Baby. You're just like he didn't get a paper cut.
You got three dates in history saved up. I see
him right here already on the last page. But this
is where we saved time.
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old Ralph Samuelson rode the world's first water skis on
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Lake City, Minnesota.
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It were Ralph, How tough was it?
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Got some barrel days that mom. Two thousand and one,
a Tokyo exhibit featured sweet potato, squid, ox tongue, cactus,
heeled crab, and octopus ice cream fame. The Manachi Daily
News called the unusual flavor is surprisingly.
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Tasty Okay, Tokyo.
Speaker 5 (04:18):
When we were in Tokyo, wasn't weirdest thing we got?
I guess it was squid on pizza, wasn't it?
Speaker 9 (04:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (04:22):
It was? Yeah?
Speaker 7 (04:24):
Yeah, no, thank you.
Speaker 8 (04:26):
You didn't hit up the ice cream.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
You didn't find the ice cream all right, well, let's
move up to two.
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A knife wielding robber in the Philippines was beaten up
by his victim, a twenty five year old pregnant woman
with a black belt and Tae Kwon do Okay Larissa
di Guzma the Manila said, when the robber focused his
attention on her jewelry and money, she kicked him in
the head, then in the groin, then all over the
rest of his body.
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Picture Miss Piggy, which she would do her karate.
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That awesome. But there you go.
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Contested number one. This should really be a lot.
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Good morning?
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Yeah boy are you man?
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We are all lost men here glad you made it
in Michael. Let's get you through these three categories and
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Actually sounds good in that list.
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Yeah, all right, here we go back this focus focus
for the wind Michael.
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Three forms of fighting ready to go.
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Take one note vogging and karate.
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Partner in the National Wheelchair Basketball Association.
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With the Paralympics in Paris starting August twenty eighth, Let's
get these stupid Olympics off and get that old horse
with the little skeleton horse not freaking me out.
Speaker 7 (07:42):
Michael, good work, you have a bird time call again.
Speaker 4 (07:46):
I get a.
Speaker 5 (07:50):
Well, I don't know where the horn is they've hid
that from me a couple of Christmases ago, but no move.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
Yeah there you go there there you might remember.
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Where we told you to put it there?
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Yeah, oh yeah, go ahead, buddy.
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All right, I want to give it yot out doing Buddy.
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Glenn is all lady me my best friend.
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His name is Glenn.
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Alrightight, Michael and Glenn listen to the Big Show. Look
at Michael winning by the money hours, tell of you.
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Right on the other side, celebrating the Wappa House round.
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Partner of the Big Show.
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Where you about.
Speaker 5 (09:09):
Good morning waking up to a wednesdayscrepancy. I guess it
is July the thirtieth or either the thirty first would
make a difference on my Remember that sheet of paper
I was talking about earlier where I couldn't find the
page before last. Right now on my paper, I got
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July thirtieth, and I look on the board. We're we're
tracking our tracks. Where July thirty first? So all right,
who's gonna win?
Speaker 7 (09:40):
I'm winning?
Speaker 1 (09:43):
All right?
Speaker 5 (09:44):
So yeah, I had my phone on me, you know,
I just look at it right quick.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
In the end, all the speculation, he goes, I feel
kind of bad. About it. What have been thirty minutes?
Speaker 5 (09:54):
So yeah, see right there we got the thirty first
here here. Oh I see, I was going off there.
I was probably going your handwriting that you did last
week for this week's show, because you know you think so.
So all right, so we agree. This is the last
day of July, right, all right? If y'all don't shut up,
(10:15):
I'm gonna go out of my mind.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
Yeah, but what day will it be?
Speaker 7 (10:17):
So we write it down?
Speaker 5 (10:44):
Good morning is a bit John the radio twenty minutes
away from tay or Taman news from Paris, Georgia.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
They're tennessee.
Speaker 5 (10:59):
No, what's the deal with the weird mechanical skeleton horse
going down the river on the old king ceremony?
Speaker 1 (11:09):
She knows only you know.
Speaker 5 (11:14):
More five days we're on it. I'm looking forward to that.
But right now, here we go.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
And now an entry into the Diary of Gary Busey.
Speaker 11 (11:29):
Dear Diary, this is Gary, I throwed up in my mouth, Well, Diary,
it was bound to happen.
Speaker 12 (11:43):
The phones just stopped a ringing and in holly weird.
It means that all the important people have forgotten about you.
Can you believe it? Gary Busey star of mega hits
like d C. Cab Carnie, Silver Bullet and The gingerbread
Man one and two. Thank you very MUCHO. So what's
the superstar supposed to do? Get a new agent, botoks
(12:05):
my bung hole the only way to get back to
number one. Get embroiled in a scandal. Uncle Gary knows
the score, get attention from the gossip hoards. Watch me
rise up in the polls for acting like a real
a hole. I don't want to do the trick. Go
to Rodeo Drive and whip out my credit card and
buy one of them Eddi Murphy leather suits.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
Bet you thought I was gonna say waiter now in
this Town Diary. When it comes to resurrection of the career,
you gotta be creative. There's a big old difference between
scandal and cancel. Remember this is Hollywood.
Speaker 12 (12:45):
If I wear a Maga hat on it pinks at
hot dogs, they'll burn me into steak. But ninety percent
of these yardbirds have been up to Epstein Island, So
if I set up a kissing booth at a preschool,
I'd be their damn hero. Hey, I'm taking hon He
Boo Boo to the Poconos for a long weekend.
Speaker 7 (13:02):
You're the man, Gary, But.
Speaker 12 (13:07):
At the end of the day, I gotta live with myself. Besides,
Honey boo booill be eighteen and nota And in the meantime,
I'll settled for her. Mama lost that weight, looking great.
Let them make sucking haters hate. Gary'll take you to
the moon. Buckle up there, Mama, June Yah. Now, sissy
(13:29):
Wood is a dad gum high for the Momo set.
Every weird variation on that theme has been done to death.
Girl dresses a guy, God dressed the girl. God dressed
the girl pretending to be a guy. But in truth
I ain't exactly the he tuck your tad your type.
Anyone who knows me testify to my overabundance abusy Testatona
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briget Nielson herself had to ride around in a Rascal
for a month after a night with scary Gary.
Speaker 4 (13:56):
Ye ye yeah.
Speaker 12 (13:57):
Yeah, so me claiming to be a fan Evan and
didn't gonna fly. So now what what can the season
debonair charismatic oscar nominated o g do to make a comeback? Well,
the answer was pretty simple, woe is me? And what
the hell Hollywood got a funny smell. Got to get
around to the Hollywood Victum, what'll I do become a victim?
Speaker 1 (14:21):
Help me? Won't somebody help me?
Speaker 12 (14:28):
So, Diary, I got legal counsel from the guy who
played Jackie Childs on that Seinfeld show. He put the
studios unnoticed. They've been the last decade persecuting the straight
white American male. Their intent was to diminish and extinguish
a very similar what made this the greatest nation on earth.
And because of their sins, myself and others like me
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have been excluded from principal roles. In other words, we
are now a my noe recktie. So according to your
DEI mandates, you have.
Speaker 9 (14:59):
To hire me.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Damn it feels going to be a gangster.
Speaker 12 (15:04):
Watch out world, Gary's coming. Keep them cabloid presses. Homon
still busting my white conservative rhymes. Before you know it,
Oscar time, your movies will no longer be wonky. You
have to hire this big old hawkey.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
All don't up.
Speaker 12 (15:24):
Well, dar, I got ski daddle Crazy Frankie and I
are double dating, picking up Brigitte Nielsen and Mama June
for all you can eat pork night at the Purple
pig fingers crossed for a catfight. Meow until next time.
Mixes and oles gary white meat, bucy.
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This makes you On the radio, Jumbo Been and Tanner
Fellers ran to Jackie.
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And you listening, Hia pow.
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Though Zach brown Man is forty six years old today,
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Yeah, that's need. That was Jackie.
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She was good. She spoke on the microphone.
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Tom Cruise was in Paris. He was there yet Olympics,
but he wasn't there for the Olympics. Only on Friday,
before the opening ceremonies, the nation's Culture Minister decorated Tom
Cruise with a Night of the Legion of Honor medal.
Speaker 1 (19:14):
Eh oh Well.
Speaker 6 (19:19):
She praised Tom for his passionate defense of cinemas, and
the French Cultural Minister has noted that he chose Paris
as one of the locations to shoot Mission Impossible Fallout
according to Friday, and so they hand out these medals
and he was knighted.
Speaker 1 (19:34):
Thanks for choosing our city for a movie. You're a knight.
Speaker 8 (19:39):
I might the bringer of money to our city, though
I don't know. Ben Affleck.
Speaker 6 (19:45):
Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez have completed the divorce paperwork.
It's only a matter of time for them to file,
according to in Touch magazine, and when that day arrives,
Ben will throw a huge divorce party. According to his
Perfect Fouls, one of his friends told in Touch magazine quote,
Ben wants to cut loose, have some fun. He's talking
about a big blowout at his place in Georgia. That's
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pretty ironic too, because that's where he and j Lo
had their wedding with friends.
Speaker 1 (20:11):
That is ironic.
Speaker 8 (20:12):
This is not ironic.
Speaker 6 (20:14):
So their marriage seemed very promising two years ago, you know,
but Ben grew weary of Jlo's public lifestyle and the area,
and she became frustrated of his stubbornness and his Marlborough breath.
Speaker 8 (20:25):
Tried to get him to stop smoking and wouldn't do it.
Speaker 6 (20:28):
So both are just trying to hit that reset button
that sources say that j Lo is pretty shook up
about it.
Speaker 8 (20:34):
She's not handling it as well as she looks on.
Speaker 1 (20:37):
The out party.
Speaker 6 (20:40):
No, she did recently treat herself to a European vacation
and through herself a Bridgerton themed birthday party.
Speaker 8 (20:47):
For her fifty fifth birthday.
Speaker 6 (20:50):
But yeah, it's crushing her, according to her sources. Justin
Timberlake was arrested for drunk driving. I don't know if
you saw that in his mugshot, but he will here
in court via virtual I guess zoom because he's on
tour and so they're gonna do it from Belgium. That
the judge was very nice and said we'll work around your.
Speaker 8 (21:10):
Tour schedule a foreign country.
Speaker 6 (21:12):
No, no, no, he's here, he just had to go
on tour. And and so the judge is working around it.
His judge is trying to get it thrown out, saying
that one he wasn't intoxicated, he wasn't drunk, and two
that there were some paper papers that weren't signed. And
so that's a snapho, thet loophole that the lawyers can find.
Speaker 1 (21:33):
To you know, we all hoped for.
Speaker 6 (21:35):
Yeah, but police are saying that, yeah, he was driving
radically and he blew through a stop sign, and I
think he I think the story was before that he
refused a field.
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Sobriety test and then they hauled him in.
Speaker 6 (21:49):
But another thing that his lawyer's going after is that
there was a couple following him behind him when he
got pulled over. And so the girl got out of
the car, her and her husband, and she was like,
I'll drive them home and they were like no, and
then she's like, okay, I'll drive his car home. And
then the cops were like, all right, you drive a
car home, and Justin's like, look, she was hammered. That's
not what he said. But basically he was like, she
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was there way before.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
I was a little bit.
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Yeah, sorry out.
Speaker 6 (22:22):
So this couple that is friends with him, and he
was saying that she was at the hotel drinking in
the in the bar way before. He was, so right,
there is the inexperience of these cops that pulled him over.
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So they're trying for that as well.
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Get Ready Hulu has guaranteed the Kardashians another twenty episodes,
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Get Ready.
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Season five concluded, and that they featured a People's Choice
Award going to Chloe Kardashian on the RelA Reality TV
start year. So you know, all you kids, don't worry.
The Kardashians are one anywhere that was closer.
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I know, I know one.
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All right, Well, let's get us a winner. Let's play
John boyd Jeopardy Review. Yesterday's question. We found out more
Americans have been arrested for this crime than any other
drunk driver justin Timberlake and the couple following him.
Speaker 8 (23:24):
That doesn't work, They got off free.
Speaker 5 (23:26):
Right Today's John Boy Jeopardy. It takes seven days in
an oven to make one of these. At least for
the white ones. Other solid colors take a little longer,
and the striped ones take fifteen days.
Speaker 8 (23:40):
Oh what are my Christmas cookies?
Speaker 2 (23:43):
Right?
Speaker 9 (23:43):
Am?
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Adam? What y'all?
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Goo Morning.
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It's John Boy Joy and.
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Now your host.
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He recently wore a red shirt to a Target store.
Oh there was a whole thing, but the short story
is he's gonna be covering for Janet this Saturday.
Speaker 7 (24:53):
He's John Boy.
Speaker 5 (24:56):
Let's say, hey, the Patrick got a hicker in North Carolina.
Morning Patrick, Good morning, John Boy. Ay, Well you got
first shot at John Boy Jeopardy this morning. Look at
it take seven days in an oven to make one
of these. At least for the white ones. Other solid
colors take a little longer, and the striped ones take
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fifteen days.
Speaker 10 (25:20):
What you got Patrick, I want to guess shirt fabric?
Speaker 5 (25:25):
Shirt fabric? Okay, well then how many years were you
in tex House?
Speaker 10 (25:30):
Patrick thirty eight?
Speaker 1 (25:31):
Thirty eight?
Speaker 5 (25:31):
Hey man, my daddy guy's are wrong text ouse with Okay,
so is it?
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What do you say again? Clothing? Okay, let's see gone
at Padrick. But buddy, here's the good news. You can
try again anytime.
Speaker 10 (25:54):
Big shout out to my son Alexander Patrick and his
six week old son Connor.
Speaker 4 (26:01):
Nice.
Speaker 10 (26:02):
Nice, And to my daughter Vivian and her twenty seven
month old son. His name is Dylan, but I call
him Tadpole.
Speaker 5 (26:11):
All right, man, I think you're going to be a natural,
not just for dad jokes, but granddad jokes.
Speaker 1 (26:19):
You're gonna kill as a two year old nursery. Believe me,
I've been half. There was some time there, hey, John boy.
Speaker 10 (26:25):
Yes, working for a company down in Charlotte, Speiseman Industries,
and I was starting up shop machines, and I was
in Hall River. There was a little old guy working
as a fixer on the machine and he said, you're
from Charlotte, And I said no, but I'm working for
a company out of Charlotte. And he said you might
(26:45):
know my son. I said, who's that? And he said,
John Eisley.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
That's wild Man. Yeah, that was my daddy. He was
a fixer.
Speaker 9 (26:52):
Yeah, there was about that.
Speaker 10 (26:56):
He wasn't a big guy, he was little bitty.
Speaker 4 (26:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (26:59):
It was a as he got older. Yeah, I took
after my uncle's on my mama's side.
Speaker 1 (27:04):
The big boys. No, seriously, haven't seen them too.
Speaker 5 (27:12):
Well. Patrick, I appreciate you, buddy. We gotta get moving, buddy,
but thanks you so much. Man, Listen sharing that.
Speaker 1 (27:18):
We appreciate you, buddy. Let's go to Cooper.
Speaker 5 (27:21):
He's in Fayetteville, North Carolina, I hope, so unless he's
hung himself with the phone to Atlanta.
Speaker 1 (27:27):
Uh, Cooper, good morning.
Speaker 9 (27:29):
Good mornings, Down Boy and Billy, how y'all doing this morning?
Speaker 1 (27:35):
All right? Cooper's all right, Okay, he's doing good good.
I'm glad we took time with Patrick.
Speaker 9 (27:40):
All right, cor Yeah, y'all taking that time for him? God, God,
I got my own stories here.
Speaker 4 (27:47):
All right?
Speaker 1 (27:48):
All right, Well, let's see what Cooper's got for John Boyd. Jeopardy?
Speaker 5 (27:52):
What you got, uh?
Speaker 1 (27:53):
Bill Billiard?
Speaker 4 (27:55):
Ball?
Speaker 5 (28:00):
Time to google each ball individually? Going to take that
and his billiard balls.
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I want him shout out to y'all first for making
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But thank y'all. Man all right, blest that, Oh thank
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This is new time, twenty minutes right now, and right now,
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Flibberty flu. I'm old and I hate fake boobs. In
my day, we didn't need no silly cone stuffed blouse,
button busting sweater stretching inflatable gravity to fire an injection
molded Billy Gotvanni man magnets. We were happy with the
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way God Almighty made us. If you had a huge
set of lugwarts, good for you, and if you were
a woman, even better. In my day, the only fake
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When I was a boy, we.
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Liked them all natural, baby swing, low sweet chariots. But
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Some girls got past stover by the fun bank fairy
like old plywood Paddy Myrtle Bank. She was flatter than
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a plate of cold pea. From the neck up. She
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like the before picture on the Charles Atlas hands. She
made Don Notch look like Jane Mansfield. Her cup size
was just like her grade point average sea mines. And
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the only time a boy would climb on her was
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and the girls, the girls, all the girls at school,
made horrible sport of her, But she had the last laugh.
The day of the big fire and the school's gym.
The only way out was through a tiny little window.
Plywood patty shot through the opening like a monkey spitting
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a watermelon. Scene with all them top heavy homeroom honeys
didn't stand a chance, and the fire for three days
because of all that boob fat. The coroner rooted death
by d cup and nobody ate the barbecue chicken breast
in the cafeteria for three months because someone found a
nipple on it. Don't ruin your appetite. We're having Bobby
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Cutie for lunch. All hailed this age of superficiality, and
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We loved it.
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Fake boobs, bah, they're all the same. Some are big,
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But they're all the same, and.
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They got no gift to them. Dan, damn it. It's
like letting onto a traffic cone. I can't work with that.
I got the arthritis, and when I do the stop short,
I want to grab something grabable, not get a fistful
of a bulletproof vest. Real boobs are all different, like snowflakes,
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dirty sexy snowfleets. And if you want to talk about different,
I'll tell you about old frieda flap jack bucklewinner, what
a sight downright huge, And by that I mean they
were huge and hung down into the right, and the
older she got, the more down they got, like a
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pair of dimply old wind socks on a calm day.
And then she turned eighteen and it was downhill the
whole way. They bought her from going to square dancers,
because when someone would spin your partner, her log flap
and bristacles would pop out, and she cleared the room
like a three stoogie short.
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Did she care?
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Hell no, She could have had him surgically altery did.
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Good morning, pack the morning, John boy.
Speaker 9 (38:30):
It is that time.
Speaker 16 (38:31):
Southern Fried football is literally right around the corner. We're
three and a half weeks away from kicking off the season.
Can't get here fast enough. We just spent the last
three or four weeks in talking season. We've been kidding
around about all that stuff. I called you guys last
week from the ACC media days. But at the beginning
this week camps open up and life is good. However,
there are some crazy headlines already, John boy. You know,
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the one thing we all worry about in the world
of CoV sports right now is this transfer portal. Right,
kids get up in the middle of the night and
they're gone. You don't know where they're going, who's getting bought,
who's going where, and all that stuff. Well, unfortunately it
has now happened on the ultimate stage, and that is
football coach Steve Sarkegian from the University of Texas. Remember
they're now a member of the SEC. He announced he's
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getting divorced. Johnny getting divorced. He and his wife married
a back in twenty twenty. Apparently he's not working out.
And I've had a lot of buddies say, man, I
tell you, well, this is worst news man Texas, this,
Texas that, And I said, are you kidding me? I mean,
he's a free man.
Speaker 1 (39:31):
You better watch out for Texas.
Speaker 16 (39:35):
Now that he's got that aggravation out of the way,
you better watch out Steve Sarkejian at all the time
in the world. He's got a ton of talent, and
he's got plenty of money.
Speaker 1 (39:44):
To take care of the lawyers that take care of
all that stuff.
Speaker 16 (39:46):
But that is on point being you know, obviously I'm
kidding rout, I'll hold all it all works out for everybody,
of course, but nevertheless, that's the headline that just keep
an eye on.
Speaker 7 (39:54):
And you know, it seems like we can't go.
Speaker 16 (39:56):
A week without some player from the University of Georgia
getting in trouble.
Speaker 7 (39:59):
And I don't know what it is.
Speaker 16 (40:01):
Kirby Smarrant is.
Speaker 10 (40:01):
A great, not good, great football coach.
Speaker 16 (40:05):
They have the best team. I think they're the number
one team in the country, even though how State fans
have probably screamed about all that stuff, but man, there's
not another team in America that's had more issues off
the field. And then some guys sent me something the
other day about graduation rates since twenty sixteen, and of
all the power for conferences, Georgie is dead last. So
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I'm thinking, hey, wait minute, do you want to win championships?
So do you want everybody to be a good citizen?
Speaker 9 (40:29):
I mean Georgia.
Speaker 16 (40:31):
Right now, Clemson's got to open up the Tigers and
Daffo got to open up with Georgia down in Atlanta,
and I wouldn't wish that on anybody. Clemp's gonna be
pretty good. But man, Georgia has a chance to go
win another national title.
Speaker 1 (40:42):
Would be their third in the last four years.
Speaker 16 (40:44):
And you know, the Florida State fans are still bummed
out about last year getting snubb by the committee. You know,
Georgia fans are sitting there going, hey, all this in
Florida State's have. Well, I'm not so sure Georgia won
the best team. I know they lost the Family the
SEC title game and all that stuff, But Georgia could
have made the case last year that hey, had we Michigan.
We had to wax those dudes from the Big ten
all over the yard. So we'll see what happens and
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all that stuff. And of course we go from talking
season to list season. And now I just saw today
the Maxwell List came out. That's for the best college
football player. They've been given out that award, Johnny since
nineteen thirty seven. And the early Maxwell list has eighty
play eighty players on the list to watch. And you're
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not gonna believe who's got the most talent on that list,
Johnny said, A guess, I mean the Atlantic Coast Conference.
Speaker 1 (41:33):
How about that?
Speaker 15 (41:33):
The ACC?
Speaker 9 (41:35):
The ACC.
Speaker 1 (41:36):
That's right, you lost that bet.
Speaker 16 (41:38):
The ACC got twenty guys on the list. Of the
twenty players, ten are quarterbacks. It's one of the reasons
last week at ACC media Day they kept beating the
chest by going, hey, this is the conference of quarterbacks,
and this will be another league that is loaded with
dudes under center. So again we're three and a half
weeks from kicking this thing off. We go across the
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pond in Ireland with Georgia Tech Florida State. That's when
you get started. That's week zero technically. Then the following
week it is go time for everybody. So hey, August
literally at the end of the week and it is
ready to play a little Southern Friday football, Johnny. And
it's almost here.
Speaker 5 (42:14):
I cannot wait, and thank you so much for keeping
us updating. Let's hope the rest of the college coaches
can be good at the family of the life.
Speaker 16 (42:23):
Well, I mean, you know you're trying to have a balance, Johnny.
Speaker 4 (42:26):
You know how that works.
Speaker 16 (42:28):
These guys are like, you know, Texas and you pack
Texas jining to the SEC. They're in deep trouble.
Speaker 1 (42:34):
That coach gonna get the bors.
Speaker 16 (42:35):
I'm like, hey, you better, you better be careful.
Speaker 1 (42:38):
With what runs. Again, there's there's Pack taking the road.
Let's travel I Pack. We appreciate you, buddy, talk to
you next week.
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I've got it.
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Oh boy, I go.
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O what you're hunting there, Bud?
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I just got done to work, cut out, I know,
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Yeah, every day. What happened did they change up the
order of things for you today? Now?
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Well?
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First you tho it was the first time I ever
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Like?
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Uh? Six pages? What all six pages of I mean
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There weren't many national days. I didn't want to take
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Not know I put a tear in the universe has change.
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We pay attention.
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He doesn't like change or I'm over here going yeah,
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Well it's not. There's sticking together.
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It's like that blonde joke, you know, dude, keep them
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all right, National Raspberry Cake Day, Okay, I mean okay.
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When we were in Tokyo, wasn't weirdest thing we got?
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You didn't hit up the ice cream.
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Yeah boy are you man?
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We are all lost men here glad you made it
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Vanilla, strawberry and chocolate.
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Actually sounds good in that list.
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Yeah, all right, here we go back this focus focus
for the wind Michael.
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Three forms of fighting ready to go.
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Take one note vogging and karate.
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With the Paralympics in Paris starting August twenty eighth, Let's
get these stupid Olympics off and get that old horse
with the little skeleton horse not freaking me out.
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Michael, good work, you have a bird time call again.
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I get a.
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Well, I don't know where the horn is they've hid
that from me a couple of Christmases ago, but no move.
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Yeah there you go there there you might remember.
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Where we told you to put it there?
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Yeah, oh yeah, go ahead, buddy.
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All right, I want to give it yot out doing Buddy.
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Glenn is all lady me my best friend.
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His name is Glenn.
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Alrightight, Michael and Glenn listen to the Big Show. Look
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Where you about.
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Good morning waking up to a wednesdayscrepancy. I guess it
is July the thirtieth or either the thirty first would
make a difference on my Remember that sheet of paper
I was talking about earlier where I couldn't find the
page before last. Right now on my paper, I got
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July thirtieth, and I look on the board. We're we're
tracking our tracks. Where July thirty first? So all right,
who's gonna win?
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I'm winning?
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All right?
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So yeah, I had my phone on me, you know,
I just look at it right quick.
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In the end, all the speculation, he goes, I feel
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So yeah, see right there we got the thirty first
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I was probably going your handwriting that you did last
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So all right, so we agree. This is the last
day of July, right, all right? If y'all don't shut up,
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I'm gonna go out of my mind.
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Yeah, but what day will it be?
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So we write it down?
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Good morning is a bit John the radio twenty minutes
away from tay or Taman news from Paris, Georgia.
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They're tennessee.
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No, what's the deal with the weird mechanical skeleton horse
going down the river on the old king ceremony?
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She knows only you know.
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More five days we're on it. I'm looking forward to that.
But right now, here we go.
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And now an entry into the Diary of Gary Busey.
Speaker 11 (11:29):
Dear Diary, this is Gary, I throwed up in my mouth, Well, Diary,
it was bound to happen.
Speaker 12 (11:43):
The phones just stopped a ringing and in holly weird.
It means that all the important people have forgotten about you.
Can you believe it? Gary Busey star of mega hits
like d C. Cab Carnie, Silver Bullet and The gingerbread
Man one and two. Thank you very MUCHO. So what's
the superstar supposed to do? Get a new agent, botoks
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my bung hole the only way to get back to
number one. Get embroiled in a scandal. Uncle Gary knows
the score, get attention from the gossip hoards. Watch me
rise up in the polls for acting like a real
a hole. I don't want to do the trick. Go
to Rodeo Drive and whip out my credit card and
buy one of them Eddi Murphy leather suits.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
Bet you thought I was gonna say waiter now in
this Town Diary. When it comes to resurrection of the career,
you gotta be creative. There's a big old difference between
scandal and cancel. Remember this is Hollywood.
Speaker 12 (12:45):
If I wear a Maga hat on it pinks at
hot dogs, they'll burn me into steak. But ninety percent
of these yardbirds have been up to Epstein Island, So
if I set up a kissing booth at a preschool,
I'd be their damn hero. Hey, I'm taking hon He
Boo Boo to the Poconos for a long weekend.
Speaker 7 (13:02):
You're the man, Gary, But.
Speaker 12 (13:07):
At the end of the day, I gotta live with myself. Besides,
Honey boo booill be eighteen and nota And in the meantime,
I'll settled for her. Mama lost that weight, looking great.
Let them make sucking haters hate. Gary'll take you to
the moon. Buckle up there, Mama, June Yah. Now, sissy
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Wood is a dad gum high for the Momo set.
Every weird variation on that theme has been done to death.
Girl dresses a guy, God dressed the girl. God dressed
the girl pretending to be a guy. But in truth
I ain't exactly the he tuck your tad your type.
Anyone who knows me testify to my overabundance abusy Testatona
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briget Nielson herself had to ride around in a Rascal
for a month after a night with scary Gary.
Speaker 4 (13:56):
Ye ye yeah.
Speaker 12 (13:57):
Yeah, so me claiming to be a fan Evan and
didn't gonna fly. So now what what can the season
debonair charismatic oscar nominated o g do to make a comeback? Well,
the answer was pretty simple, woe is me? And what
the hell Hollywood got a funny smell. Got to get
around to the Hollywood Victum, what'll I do become a victim?
Speaker 1 (14:21):
Help me? Won't somebody help me?
Speaker 12 (14:28):
So, Diary, I got legal counsel from the guy who
played Jackie Childs on that Seinfeld show. He put the
studios unnoticed. They've been the last decade persecuting the straight
white American male. Their intent was to diminish and extinguish
a very similar what made this the greatest nation on earth.
And because of their sins, myself and others like me
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have been excluded from principal roles. In other words, we
are now a my noe recktie. So according to your
DEI mandates, you have.
Speaker 9 (14:59):
To hire me.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Damn it feels going to be a gangster.
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She praised Tom for his passionate defense of cinemas, and
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Thanks for choosing our city for a movie. You're a knight.
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I might the bringer of money to our city, though
I don't know. Ben Affleck.
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Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez have completed the divorce paperwork.
It's only a matter of time for them to file,
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That is ironic.
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This is not ironic.
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So their marriage seemed very promising two years ago, you know,
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and she became frustrated of his stubbornness and his Marlborough breath.
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Tried to get him to stop smoking and wouldn't do it.
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So both are just trying to hit that reset button
that sources say that j Lo is pretty shook up
about it.
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She's not handling it as well as she looks on.
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The out party.
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No, she did recently treat herself to a European vacation
and through herself a Bridgerton themed birthday party.
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For her fifty fifth birthday.
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But yeah, it's crushing her, according to her sources. Justin
Timberlake was arrested for drunk driving. I don't know if
you saw that in his mugshot, but he will here
in court via virtual I guess zoom because he's on
tour and so they're gonna do it from Belgium. That
the judge was very nice and said we'll work around your.
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Tour schedule a foreign country.
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No, no, no, he's here, he just had to go
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His judge is trying to get it thrown out, saying
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To you know, we all hoped for.
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think he I think the story was before that he
refused a field.
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Sobriety test and then they hauled him in.
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But another thing that his lawyer's going after is that
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then the cops were like, all right, you drive a
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not what he said. But basically he was like, she
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was there way before.
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I was a little bit.
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Yeah, sorry out.
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So this couple that is friends with him, and he
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there is the inexperience of these cops that pulled him over.
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So they're trying for that as well.
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The Kardashians are one anywhere that was closer.
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John boyd Jeopardy Review. Yesterday's question. We found out more
Americans have been arrested for this crime than any other
drunk driver justin Timberlake and the couple following him.
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That doesn't work, They got off free.
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Let's say, hey, the Patrick got a hicker in North Carolina.
Morning Patrick, Good morning, John Boy. Ay, Well you got
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it take seven days in an oven to make one
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fifteen days.
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What you got Patrick, I want to guess shirt fabric?
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Patrick thirty eight?
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Thirty eight?
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Big shout out to my son Alexander Patrick and his
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Nice.
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You're gonna kill as a two year old nursery. Believe me,
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Yes, working for a company down in Charlotte, Speiseman Industries,
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in Hall River. There was a little old guy working
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know my son. I said, who's that? And he said,
John Eisley.
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That's wild Man. Yeah, that was my daddy. He was
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Yeah, there was about that.
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He wasn't a big guy, he was little bitty.
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Yeah.
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It was a as he got older. Yeah, I took
after my uncle's on my mama's side.
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The big boys. No, seriously, haven't seen them too.
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Well. Patrick, I appreciate you, buddy. We gotta get moving, buddy,
but thanks you so much. Man, Listen sharing that.
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We appreciate you, buddy. Let's go to Cooper.
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He's in Fayetteville, North Carolina, I hope, so unless he's
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Uh, Cooper, good morning.
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Good mornings, Down Boy and Billy, how y'all doing this morning?
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All right? Cooper's all right, Okay, he's doing good good.
I'm glad we took time with Patrick.
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All right, cor Yeah, y'all taking that time for him? God, God,
I got my own stories here.
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All right?
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All right, Well, let's see what Cooper's got for John Boyd. Jeopardy?
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What you got, uh?
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Bill Billiard?
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Ball?
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Time to google each ball individually? Going to take that
and his billiard balls.
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That's a good deal. I got copy.
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I want him shout out to y'all first for making
me laugh and putting a smile on my face every day.
And I also want to thank the mistery all our
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Well, thank you Cooper. We appreciate you, buddy, glad you won.
You hang on Jack your hook, you up with the prize.
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But thank y'all. Man all right, blest that, Oh thank
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Flibberty flu. I'm old and I hate fake boobs. In
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molded Billy Gotvanni man magnets. We were happy with the
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way God Almighty made us. If you had a huge
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a watermelon. Scene with all them top heavy homeroom honeys
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of a bulletproof vest. Real boobs are all different, like snowflakes,
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Hell no, She could have had him surgically altery did.
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Good morning, pack the morning, John boy.
Speaker 9 (38:30):
It is that time.
Speaker 16 (38:31):
Southern Fried football is literally right around the corner. We're
three and a half weeks away from kicking off the season.
Can't get here fast enough. We just spent the last
three or four weeks in talking season. We've been kidding
around about all that stuff. I called you guys last
week from the ACC media days. But at the beginning
this week camps open up and life is good. However,
there are some crazy headlines already, John boy. You know,
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the one thing we all worry about in the world
of CoV sports right now is this transfer portal. Right,
kids get up in the middle of the night and
they're gone. You don't know where they're going, who's getting bought,
who's going where, and all that stuff. Well, unfortunately it
has now happened on the ultimate stage, and that is
football coach Steve Sarkegian from the University of Texas. Remember
they're now a member of the SEC. He announced he's
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getting divorced. Johnny getting divorced. He and his wife married
a back in twenty twenty. Apparently he's not working out.
And I've had a lot of buddies say, man, I
tell you, well, this is worst news man Texas, this,
Texas that, And I said, are you kidding me? I mean,
he's a free man.
Speaker 1 (39:31):
You better watch out for Texas.
Speaker 16 (39:35):
Now that he's got that aggravation out of the way,
you better watch out Steve Sarkejian at all the time
in the world. He's got a ton of talent, and
he's got plenty of money.
Speaker 1 (39:44):
To take care of the lawyers that take care of
all that stuff.
Speaker 16 (39:46):
But that is on point being you know, obviously I'm
kidding rout, I'll hold all it all works out for everybody,
of course, but nevertheless, that's the headline that just keep
an eye on.
Speaker 7 (39:54):
And you know, it seems like we can't go.
Speaker 16 (39:56):
A week without some player from the University of Georgia
getting in trouble.
Speaker 7 (39:59):
And I don't know what it is.
Speaker 16 (40:01):
Kirby Smarrant is.
Speaker 10 (40:01):
A great, not good, great football coach.
Speaker 16 (40:05):
They have the best team. I think they're the number
one team in the country, even though how State fans
have probably screamed about all that stuff, but man, there's
not another team in America that's had more issues off
the field. And then some guys sent me something the
other day about graduation rates since twenty sixteen, and of
all the power for conferences, Georgie is dead last. So
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I'm thinking, hey, wait minute, do you want to win championships?
So do you want everybody to be a good citizen?
Speaker 9 (40:29):
I mean Georgia.
Speaker 16 (40:31):
Right now, Clemson's got to open up the Tigers and
Daffo got to open up with Georgia down in Atlanta,
and I wouldn't wish that on anybody. Clemp's gonna be
pretty good. But man, Georgia has a chance to go
win another national title.
Speaker 1 (40:42):
Would be their third in the last four years.
Speaker 16 (40:44):
And you know, the Florida State fans are still bummed
out about last year getting snubb by the committee. You know,
Georgia fans are sitting there going, hey, all this in
Florida State's have. Well, I'm not so sure Georgia won
the best team. I know they lost the Family the
SEC title game and all that stuff, But Georgia could
have made the case last year that hey, had we Michigan.
We had to wax those dudes from the Big ten
all over the yard. So we'll see what happens and
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all that stuff. And of course we go from talking
season to list season. And now I just saw today
the Maxwell List came out. That's for the best college
football player. They've been given out that award, Johnny since
nineteen thirty seven. And the early Maxwell list has eighty
play eighty players on the list to watch. And you're
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not gonna believe who's got the most talent on that list,
Johnny said, A guess, I mean the Atlantic Coast Conference.
Speaker 1 (41:33):
How about that?
Speaker 15 (41:33):
The ACC?
Speaker 9 (41:35):
The ACC.
Speaker 1 (41:36):
That's right, you lost that bet.
Speaker 16 (41:38):
The ACC got twenty guys on the list. Of the
twenty players, ten are quarterbacks. It's one of the reasons
last week at ACC media Day they kept beating the
chest by going, hey, this is the conference of quarterbacks,
and this will be another league that is loaded with
dudes under center. So again we're three and a half
weeks from kicking this thing off. We go across the
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pond in Ireland with Georgia Tech Florida State. That's when
you get started. That's week zero technically. Then the following
week it is go time for everybody. So hey, August
literally at the end of the week and it is
ready to play a little Southern Friday football, Johnny. And
it's almost here.
Speaker 5 (42:14):
I cannot wait, and thank you so much for keeping
us updating. Let's hope the rest of the college coaches
can be good at the family of the life.
Speaker 16 (42:23):
Well, I mean, you know you're trying to have a balance, Johnny.
Speaker 4 (42:26):
You know how that works.
Speaker 16 (42:28):
These guys are like, you know, Texas and you pack
Texas jining to the SEC. They're in deep trouble.
Speaker 1 (42:34):
That coach gonna get the bors.
Speaker 16 (42:35):
I'm like, hey, you better, you better be careful.
Speaker 1 (42:38):
With what runs. Again, there's there's Pack taking the road.
Let's travel I Pack. We appreciate you, buddy, talk to
you next week.
Speaker 9 (42:49):
I've got it.
Speaker 4 (42:49):
Oh boy, I go.
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Well, let's play our game beating the blonde one.
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