August 1, 2024 • 38 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:26):
Good morning.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
That's a Big Show on the radio running to your Thursday,
August first. Today's feature track from The Big Show bit
Box story time with Carl Hilders, the story of the
Lonely Ranger. Search for keyword lonely. Get the Big Box
at the Big Show dot Com. Click out on their
contact money can't get through, We'll call you Pacific. Game
(00:49):
you'd like to play? May that happen to are right now?
Is Beat the Blonde? Yeah, let's meet our contestant playing
out of Mount car O, Tennessee. It's allan good morning.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Allen, Hello, Big Show.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
Hello.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
I know we're gonna do. Ask Tyer some questions. She
will answer to the best of her ability. You agree
or disagree for two buzzers and you win.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
All right, filing out down, there's.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Your sincere voice whenever possible.
Speaker 4 (01:26):
Well, tatee, where would you find the marsh of decay,
the sea of vapors in the Bay of Dewo.
Speaker 5 (01:36):
That sounds like under the seats of your truck.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
You forgot two French fries.
Speaker 5 (01:47):
Those places are on the moon.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
On the moon, Taylor says Allen. Do you agree or disagree?
Speaker 3 (01:54):
I'm going to disagree.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Disagree Oh no, Tyler was right on the moon. Okayre
voice and everything. All right, there's a buzzer. We need
a bail to stay alive for the mount Olive Prize pack. Alan, So, Marci,
someone setting next to you complains. They complain about your
(02:21):
prop iniquity. Just what do they not like about you?
Speaker 5 (02:26):
Hold my popcorn. We'll find out. Take you outside.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
How about that your attitude?
Speaker 5 (02:33):
Yeah? Uh, they Your propinquity is that you're talking too loud.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
Your prequity as you're talking too loud?
Speaker 5 (02:43):
Whatever the word you see?
Speaker 2 (02:45):
Right, Alan? Do you agree or disagree?
Speaker 3 (02:50):
I disagree and that was the thing to do.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Yes, you are setting too close to them. Personal space, right,
personal space?
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Everybody wants that.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
All right, there we go for the win or loss.
Right here, Marcie, doing a job interview, you experienced something
that is fairly common called borigamus. Maybe you would have
warned me about these words sometime energias. I spelled it
out for you. Oh I didn't go that far, bar
(03:26):
beer ig Muss, Did I do it? Barbie bar Berg Muss?
So let's go back. I forgot what the first part
of the sentence on a job interview? Thank you march.
You attention. You're on a job interview. You experienced something
that is fairly common called boor beer ermist. I'm just
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going on okay, and you were very embarrassed. Yes, so
what happened?
Speaker 5 (03:56):
I left those two top buttons open.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Listening to pillars very Barbara or her.
Speaker 5 (04:07):
I'm gonna say that you hiccups.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
You hiccup. That is the old barbar bear good mus Alan.
Do you agree or disagree on the hiccup deal?
Speaker 1 (04:20):
I just agree with her on mate, you are going.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
To agree with her on the hiccup? Ye, your stomach
grown loudly. That's what that means, your stomach growling. Well, Alan,
Fortunate for you, buddy. We got a good consolation prize
for those that do not beat our blonde and Jackie
(04:44):
will hook you up. Buddy.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
All right, thank you guys.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
I have a great day. Appreciate you playing listening, Buddy.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
I know.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
Who goes jump out cut you up on your news.
Right on the other side, Oliver, all right, visit for
the big guy.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
H h.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
Good morning, big shows on the radio. Here we go,
and now Oliver.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
On men.
Speaker 6 (05:55):
Since the days of the caveman, it has been established
that men hunt and gatherers. A woman's interpretation of this
definition is that men are to work and slave their
lives away for the sole purpose of making their women
folk comfortable, to supply them with a steady stream of
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Bonbonds and Cheetos while they stare slack jarred at the TV,
listening to the mind altering babble of Oprah.
Speaker 7 (06:32):
Sally Jesse.
Speaker 6 (06:34):
And rosy O Lesbian, all the while not noticing how
their backsides are beginning to widen, spilling over the modest
confines of their sofa, bursting from their clothing, until at
last they explode. Now, ladies, rear, what man in his
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right mind would pay for something like that? Why the
very idea men are delicate flowers. Their large but fragile
egos are their life force. It's what enables your man
to fight life's battles, survive in the workplace, and maintain
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his self esteem. When your man returns to his castle
at the end of the day to unwind, relax, and
recover from life's countless hassles and worries, would it really
be so much trouble for you to just shut up?
That would really help? Men work hard, But no matter
(07:50):
what their job is no matter what field they may
specialize in, problems will arise, sometimes minor, sometimes major. And
when this happens, your man calls in an expert to
counsel and give advice. This does not include you. Why,
(08:12):
in reality, women have no idea what their man does
for a living. They just cash the checks. Here's a tip, ladies,
every time you feel like budding in with your miserable
two cents worth, take those two cents and put them
in a jar. You'll be rich in no time. Men
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suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
At every turn.
Speaker 6 (08:43):
Every person in your man's world has some sort of
comment on their clothing, grooming, or hygiene. Men accept this
as a matter of course. This commentary is accepted as
useful from other male co workers and respected manly colleagues.
But what women regard as constructive criticism is in reality nagging.
(09:09):
It ranks right up there with take out the garbage
and what's with your nose hair? Well, while we're on
the subject, princess, what's with your nose hair? Doesn't feel
very good, does it? And finally, imagine this picture your
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man living without you, going through his day without you
there coming home to an empty house, eating alone, sleeping
in a big empty bed, and waking up all by himself,
greeting the day alone. Congratulations, ladies, you've just spent a
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few minutes in your man's dream world.
Speaker 8 (10:01):
Well, I'm sure that helped, Jesson, Good morning, I got
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the big show on the radio, and we got Tay
entertainment news coming up by twenty minutes right now.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
And now an entry into the diary of Gary Busey.
Speaker 9 (10:48):
Dear Diary, this is Gary, I throwed up in my mouth. Well, Diary,
it was bound to happen. The phones just stopped a ringing,
and then holly weird. It means that all the important
people have forgotten about you. Can you believe it? Gary Busey,
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Star of mega hits like d C, Cab Carnie, Silver
Bullet and The gingerbread Man one and two. Thank you
very MUCHO. So what's the superstar supposed to do? Get
a new agent, bo talks my bung hole the only
way to get back to number one. Get embroiled in
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a scandal. Uncle Gary knows the score, Get attention from
the gossip hoards. Watch me rise up in the polls
for acting like a real A hole.
Speaker 3 (11:40):
I don't.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
What'll do the trick?
Speaker 9 (11:41):
Go to Rodeo Drive and whip out my credit card
and buy one of them Eddie Murphy leather suits.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
Bet you thought I was gonna say.
Speaker 9 (11:46):
Waiter now in this Town Diary. When it comes to
resurrection of a career, you gotta be creative. There's a
big old difference between scandaling cancel. Remember this is Hollywood.
If I wear a Maga hat on it pinks at
hot dogs, they'll burn me into steak. But ninety percent
(12:09):
of these yardbirds have been up to Epstein Island. So
if I set up a kissing booth at a preschool,
I'd be their damn hero. Hey, I'm taking Honey Boo
Boo to the Poconos for a long weekend.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
You're the man, Gary, But.
Speaker 9 (12:25):
At the end of the day, I gotta live with myself. Besides,
Honey Boo Boo will be eighteen in nota and in
the meantime, I'll settled for her. Mama lost that weight,
looking great. Let them make sucking haters hate. Garry'll take
you to the moon. Buckle up there, Mama, June Yah. Now,
(12:47):
sissy Wood is a dad gum high for the momo set.
Every weird variation on that theme has been done to death.
Girl dresses a guy, God dressed a girl. God dressed
the girl pretended to be a guy, but in true
I ain't exactly the he tuck your tag your type,
anyone who knows me testified to my overabundance abusy Testarna.
(13:10):
Brigitte Nielson herself had to ride around in a Rascal
for a month after a.
Speaker 7 (13:14):
Night with scary Gary.
Speaker 9 (13:15):
Yeah yeah, so me claiming to be a fan Evan
and didn't go to fly. So now what what can
The season debonair charismatic oscar nominated O G do to
make a comeback? Well, the answer was pretty simple.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
Whoe is me? And what the hell?
Speaker 9 (13:34):
Hollywood got a funny smell? Got to get around to
the Hollywood victim?
Speaker 1 (13:37):
What'll I do?
Speaker 2 (13:38):
Become a victim?
Speaker 3 (13:39):
Help me?
Speaker 2 (13:40):
Won't somebody help me?
Speaker 9 (13:46):
So diary, I got legal counsel from the guy who
played Jackie Childs on that Seinfeld show. He put the
studios on notice. They've been the last decade persecuting the
straight wide American male tent was to diminish and extinguish
a very similar What made this the greatest nation on Earth,
and because of their sins, myself and others like me
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have been excluded from principal roles. In other words, we
are now a my no Rettie. So according to your
de mandates, you have to hire me. Damn it feels
good to be a gangster. Watch out world, Gary's coming,
keep them cavloid presses, Homon still busting my white conservative rhymes.
(14:29):
Before you know it, Oscar time, your movies will no
longer be wonkey. You have to hire this big ol' hawkey.
All well, I guess ski daddle crazy Frankie and I
are double dating, picking up Brigitte Nielsen and Mama June
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for all you can eat pork nite at the Purple Pig,
fingers crossed for a catfight. Meow until next time. X'es
and Ole's Gary.
Speaker 4 (15:05):
White meat Mucy.
Speaker 7 (15:10):
Good.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
More than everybody of my Big Show family yours. Thank
you for listening. You listen news, what Sport's coming up?
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Speaker 5 (17:09):
More so, Tom Cruise was in Paris. He was there
yet Olympics. But he wasn't there for the Olympics. Only
on Friday, before the opening ceremonies, the nation's Culture Minister
decorated Tom Cruise with a Knight of the Legion of
Honor medal.
Speaker 3 (17:29):
Oh well.
Speaker 5 (17:32):
She praised Tom for his passionate defense of cinemas, and
the French Cultural Minister has noted that he chose Paris
as one of the locations to shoot Mission Impossible Fallout,
according to Friday, and so they hand out these medals
and he was knighted.
Speaker 2 (17:47):
Thanks for choosing our city for a movie.
Speaker 5 (17:50):
You're a knight, hidiphe bringer of money to our city.
I don't know Ben Affleck. Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez
have completed the divorce paperwork. It's only a matter of
time for them to file, according to in Touch magazine,
and when that day arrives, Ben will throw a huge
(18:10):
divorce party. According to his Perfect House, one of his
friends told in Touch magazine quote, Ben wants to cut loose,
have some fun. He's talking about a big blowout at
his place in Georgia. That's pretty ironic too, because that's
where he and j Loo had their wedding with friends.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
That is ironic.
Speaker 5 (18:25):
This is not ironic. So their marriage seemed very promising
two years ago, you know, but Ben grew weary of
Jlo's public lifestyle and the area as a day, and
she became frustrated of his stubbornness and his Marlborough breath.
Tried to age him to stop smoking and wouldn't do it.
So both are just trying to hit that reset button
that sources say that j Lo is pretty shook up
(18:47):
about it. She's not handling it as well as she looks.
Speaker 2 (18:50):
On the out she her party.
Speaker 5 (18:53):
No, she did recently treat herself to a European vacation
and threw herself a Bridgerton themed birth day party for
her for her fifty fifth birthday. But yeah, it's crushing her,
according to her sources. Justin Timberlake was arrested for drunk driving.
I don't know if you saw that in his mugshot,
but he will appear in court via virtual I guess zoom.
(19:17):
He's because he's on tour and so they're gonna do
it from Belgium. That the judge was very nice and said,
we'll work around your tour schedule a foreign country. No no, no, no,
he's here. He just had to go on tour and
and so the judge is working around it. His judge
is trying to get it thrown out saying that one
he wasn't intoxicated.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
Okay, he wasn't.
Speaker 5 (19:38):
Drunk, and two that there were some paper papers that
weren't signed. And so that's a snaff who little loophole
that the lawyers can find to.
Speaker 2 (19:46):
You know, we'd all hope for.
Speaker 5 (19:48):
Yeah, but police are saying that, yeah, he was driving
radically and he blew through a stop sign, and I
think he I think the story was before that he
refused a field sobriety test and then they hauled him in.
But another thing that his lawyer's going after is that
there was a couple following him behind him when he
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got pulled over. And so the girl got out of
the car, her and her husband, and she got out
and I was like, I'll drive them home, and they
were like no, and then she's like, okay, I'll drive
his car home. And then the cops were like, all right,
you drive a car home. And Justin's like, look, she
was hammered. That's not what he said, but basically he
was like, she was there.
Speaker 2 (20:24):
Way before I was.
Speaker 5 (20:28):
A little yeah, sorry, you got out. So this couple
that is friends with him, and he was saying that
she was at the hotel drinking in the in the
bar way before he was so right, there is the
inexperience of these cops that pulled him over, so they're
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trying for that as well. Get Ready, Hulu has guaranteed
the Kardashians another twenty episodes, which equals two more seasons
on the Hulu.
Speaker 2 (20:58):
So get ready, I got to go home and some
stuff on my DV.
Speaker 5 (21:02):
Season five concluded, and that they featured a People's Choice
Award going to Chloe Kardashian on the Rely Reality TV
Star Year. So you know, all you kids, don't worry.
The Kardashians are not going anywhere.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
That was close.
Speaker 1 (21:18):
I know, I know why.
Speaker 2 (21:22):
All right, Well, let's get us a winner. That's play
wordy word. Here we go, one eight hundred, Big Show.
Get a couple of contestants saying play next. Good morning.
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It's a big show on the radio Thursday morning, August first.
They're celebrating with I featured track when the Big Show,
Big Box story time call Hilders the Lonely Ranger. There's
a key word lonely here the Big Box at the
Big Show dot com there right now.
Speaker 3 (22:13):
That's why I had everybody's head about the bat.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
The bigger wordy word and a wordy word. Lets meet
the contestants. We got Stephanie from Moulton, Alabama. Good morning, Stephanie,
Good morning for some callers shut out the tighter and Jackie,
all right, I go stand welcome in here. And we
got Jeanette from Pikeville, Kentucky. Good morning, Jeanette.
Speaker 7 (22:41):
All right, god.
Speaker 2 (22:44):
Going here? All right, Kentucky playing Alabama. Jeanette, your own
Tator's team. Me and step on me, I old friend.
I called her step on me your name. I bet
she loved that. Okay, all right, and that you relax,
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and let's see what man Stepanie put on the board
here for the first thirty seconds. All right, you read
to Stephanie, you shout him out there, put him in there,
all right, start the clock. Now. It's what you call
a guy that takes bets for a living. He's your Yeah,
uh huh, Hey, my shirt's dirty, blank my clothes? Yeah,
(23:31):
uh huh oink oink goes the yeah, uh huh. Potato
chip in a French what you blanket? Don't double blank,
don't double blanket, no, no, no, you just put the
potato chip in the what and neat it? French black. Yes,
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I'm sorry.
Speaker 3 (23:54):
French.
Speaker 2 (23:54):
French was my favorite. Just want get off there. You
were really close, Stephanie. He was about to turn.
Speaker 5 (23:59):
On you, was not You left off the onion.
Speaker 2 (24:04):
That's what it was. Oh four on the board. So
you did good job. Let's see what Jeanette and Tater
can do. Okay, Jeanette, are you ready?
Speaker 11 (24:19):
Yes, and go old McDonald had a farm. Yes, you
hit this button on your alarm clock gives you eight
more minutes.
Speaker 5 (24:29):
Yep, blanky blanky little star.
Speaker 2 (24:34):
Now I wonder what no.
Speaker 5 (24:37):
Fill in the blanks. Yes, this is what happens when
you get in parissed. Your face turns red. What do
they call that? You just did one? Yes, ma'am. Uh
you ski down a ski blank float?
Speaker 9 (24:51):
Had a girl right now?
Speaker 2 (24:54):
Put five on the board to take the lead by
one as five to four?
Speaker 3 (24:59):
I like her?
Speaker 2 (24:59):
Blank finish yourself. Taylor has started doing the yeah.
Speaker 12 (25:05):
Uh huh oh yeah, I know in my brain reset
all right, oh right, all right, Hannah.
Speaker 2 (25:16):
Are you a brain doctor?
Speaker 7 (25:18):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (25:18):
Good, my brain resent. I'm gonna talk to Hannah. Hannah
Presley a big show kids. His name a doctor? Okay,
I'm sorry, it's funny. She's eager to examine you as well.
Speaker 7 (25:30):
There's no time.
Speaker 2 (25:32):
Any all right, well let's get.
Speaker 7 (25:33):
Back to this.
Speaker 2 (25:33):
We got a round two to play here. All right,
all right, Stephanie, are you ready?
Speaker 3 (25:39):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (25:40):
Ready?
Speaker 1 (25:41):
Go bees live in a bee?
Speaker 5 (25:45):
Hi?
Speaker 2 (25:46):
Yes, hey, I'm gonna mail your letter. What's your.
Speaker 3 (25:51):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (25:52):
Oh, blank on you?
Speaker 3 (25:53):
That was bad?
Speaker 2 (25:54):
Blank on you?
Speaker 3 (25:56):
Yes, uh huh.
Speaker 2 (25:58):
Just the football t waits on this before they go
on the field.
Speaker 3 (26:03):
They're on the Yes.
Speaker 2 (26:07):
Ah, you drink too much?
Speaker 3 (26:09):
You are and alcohol?
Speaker 2 (26:12):
Yes, good work. Seventy put a five on a four
and nine. So Jeanette and Tater four will tie in
force overtime five will win. I know you got the
tools and the talent. Let's see if you can pull
it off. Jeanette, are you ready?
Speaker 5 (26:31):
Yes, okay, and go you go here to the blank
shop and get all your meat. He cuts it up
for you.
Speaker 7 (26:42):
Who is he work? Yes?
Speaker 5 (26:45):
How you doing? I'm doing? Blank everybody?
Speaker 3 (26:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (26:49):
This is shirts are made out of this. It grows.
It grows off a plant. You use a blatant, yes,
gotten green blanks it's a vegetable or a string blank, yes,
tied on and this is you roll these in it
like a six, will come up or a four come up?
Speaker 2 (27:09):
Die wow dies for the wind. Look at Taylor taking
a venture life around the studio.
Speaker 3 (27:14):
Oh go on it. I mean step.
Speaker 2 (27:21):
Ten ten to nine and that when Stephanie, well you
can play again in time, baby, good game. Appreciate you
playing with us today. All right you two. Stephanie down
Mold Alabama and Jeannette. Look at you, look at your
addressing you the big old prize pack up to Pikeville.
(27:43):
All right, baby, thank you you welcome. Had a girl fine,
Good morning, got the Big Show on the radio. Tom
of the Thursday bit request Harry Matthews says, can y'all
play when Mad Max was mad about his team? Ev
your gain hair? You just hang ons up next, Good morning,
(28:29):
it's a big show on the radio. Requests bed time
something you'd like to hear about this time? Money through Friday.
I was aligned in the mail bag of the Big
Show dot com. Hit us up on the John Boy
bill at Facebook page. Jerry Matthew's request, right now, Mad.
Speaker 3 (28:43):
Max, John Boy Billy, mad Max?
Speaker 1 (28:46):
Here, how's it going?
Speaker 3 (28:47):
Why are you thinking it's going? I'm madding a speckled pump. Wait,
that's how cute. I am anyway, boys, my youngest son's
been wearing me out lately to get a new team
and to give you a feel for high Win, I'm
gonna try to kind of reenact the actual conversation that
personal boss says, Dad, we need a new TV. We
(29:10):
need four K It's way better, I go, I ain't
that what you said five years ago when I bought
to one we got now? But this is four K? Well,
how many k's does all one have? Four k's got
twice as many dots on the screen? And how much
doll these extra dots cost? Well, the TV we've got
now is fifty inches. The one you need is a
(29:33):
q LED. How much does it cos it's eighty two inches?
Say that's a lot bigger? So how much it's a
smart TV? There's apps for all your favorite streaming channels. Nice?
How much? Well? Best Buy's got it for around thirty
one hundred dollars. Thirty one hundred dollars, my big old buck.
(29:58):
It's worth it, Dad, It's got a lex on it.
You just say the name of the show as she
finds it for you. Son said, for thirty one hundred bucks,
you better pop the popcorn and bring me a beer.
Joe said that this is the greatest TV ever. When
you watch football, the players on the screen are the
same size as the players on the field. Yeah, these prices,
(30:22):
I'll be paying them as much as the guy that
owns the Day. I said, Look, son, I watched about
eight or ten shows, and depending on what's happening, four
of them are the news, and half the people on
the news are beaming in on cell phones and zoom
calls the white I need four K if the expert
(30:43):
they're talking to is feed me a flip phone quality
picture from us downstairs bathroom. I mean, how big does
Wolf Bletcher's head need to be? Getting the point across?
He said, you watch more than just the news like
Deadliest Catch? All right? How big the sig handsom heads
(31:03):
need to be with a head like SIGs more ks
ain't doing him no favorite again? He said, come on, Dad,
you and me to spend more quality time together. Yeah
sounds good, But why do I get the feeling my
hot new four K TV it's gonna be hooked up
to a PlayStation four running Sonic the bush Haunts of
(31:25):
the Gods said, PlayStation four, Dad, I wouldn't do that
to you we'd get a PlayStation five. That's what I saw.
And what else would we need to buy? Well, we
need high end sound to match some picture, so we
need an AV receiver and some good speakers, and the
Universal smart remote to make it all work, and some
(31:47):
high nacm I cable to hook it all up. Con
I wouldn't have a clue on how to do all
that said, you don't have to. The geek squad from
best Buy will hook it up right show. Now, I
gotta pay two nerds to come to the house and
put it together for me. The price just keeps going up.
(32:08):
Don't it? Give me a ballpark on the grand total? Here? Dad,
you work hard, you deserve it. Wow that much? Well,
there's more in the conversation. Look, I just cut right
to the cheese. My new four K TV ended up
costing me more like six k's. I'm gonna leave y'all
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with a few quick faults on my first week with
the big TV upgrade TV people. This reality show crap
is killing me. If he's gonna make a smart TV
quit button, so many dumb people dead lest catch. If
he's gonna be in four K, y'all need to hire
some part of your figures best buy. I need more
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k's on the screen and less ks and the price
and geek squad guys, y'all might want to back off
of had on my axe body frush, come back, cut out,
shut up, and quit running my quality.
Speaker 1 (33:11):
Y'all have a day, good morning. It's a big show
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on the radio.
Speaker 2 (33:39):
Call children's track for your John Moremilly album here suggesting
the Lonely Ranger story. You want to hit the big
box at the Big Show dot com. Keyword is lonely.
Speaker 6 (33:52):
Here we go.
Speaker 2 (33:54):
And now it's story time with your host, Carl Chilterns.
Speaker 13 (34:02):
Ain't lots of heroes on TV, in the movies and
in the funny paper and whatnot. They're superfella, spider fella,
that old iron fella, bad fella. There's a passle love them,
But I reckon one of the first heroes there ever
was didn't wear no.
Speaker 7 (34:19):
Cape, just a cowboy hat. He went by the name
the Lonely Ranger.
Speaker 13 (34:26):
I can tell you about it if you owed me too,
all right, then back in the wild West days there
things was right tough. All them outlaw fellas are running
around low life, no count characters, robbing folks, and getting
in a bad way with a hard liquor and loose women.
Some folks call them hard let's I call them loose women.
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Probably the worst of them outlaws was Old Butch Cavendish.
You know he's bad because he had one of them,
the little mustaches like mister Drysdale.
Speaker 7 (34:57):
One day.
Speaker 13 (34:58):
Old Butch Cavendish boys they run across six Texas Rangers.
But Cavendish, he didn't like him. Longman none, I reckon.
They kindly cramped his style of mind, so they gotten
them lowman down. One of them survived. His name is
Captain Reid. He was pretty bad hurting there.
Speaker 7 (35:20):
But this old Indian fella come along, named a Tonto.
Speaker 13 (35:23):
He told him back to camp, took good care of him,
fed him and tended to his wounds there and read
him stories, made them hand shadows on the wall by
the kerosene lamp. Called him Keimer Sabby. He liked the
way Tino talks. Cam Raid thought old Tono was funny,
well sir. Once cam Reid got the feeling of bn
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Perk here, he and Tono put together a plan.
Speaker 3 (35:47):
To take it.
Speaker 13 (35:47):
Buts Cavendish and his mustache down. Cam Reid made a
mask at some material from his old uniform so they
wouldn't know who he was. Then he settled on calling
himself a lonely Reineer on account he was only one
left and he kindly missed his friends. Then he and
Tana wanted to come up with something for the bad
guys to remember him by. Tino come up with the
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idea of printing up some little business cards you could
leave on the bad guy's saddles when.
Speaker 7 (36:13):
They was in the saloon.
Speaker 13 (36:15):
Then they come out and they find that stuck in
the saddle air saying, the lonely Ranger is a watching you.
But the Lonely Ranger he come up with the idea
of silver bullets. Tana thought that was a might flashy
in uptown for his taste, but the Lonely Ranger had
his heart plump set on it. Then the lonely Ranger
he got him a white horse, named it silver. He'd
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jump up on him and he'd holler high, old Silver Old.
Tano thought that was funny. Well, sir, the Lonely Ranger
and Tono they laid a trap floor which Cavendish and
you boys, so they could catch him, get him in
front of the judge for what they did.
Speaker 7 (36:53):
Tino wandered off Somemmers to spy on him. Sure enough,
he got caught.
Speaker 13 (36:58):
Donod weren't big enough to handle a pas lout laws,
and them bad guys plumb whooped the tar out of him,
and they throwed him up on the back of his
horse and run him off. Lowly Ranger they found him
all tore up and hurting, and he just saw red.
He rode o silver right into the bad guy's camp
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and he finally used them silver bullets for something other
than geegaws and do dads. He unholstered them smoked cannons
and went to work killed him all of What's Cavendish's man.
They started running around yelling, what's killed Butch Cavendish Fur?
Speaker 7 (37:33):
What's killed? Buch Cavendish Fur.
Speaker 13 (37:37):
He rounded up to the rest of them boys, handed
them over to the Texas Rangers for hanging Lowly Ranger
and Tono. They did such a good job at it,
they gave mery old TV show moral of the story.
Just because a fella likes party things don't mean he
won't kill you if you mess with this faithful ending companion.
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That's a Big Show on the radio running to your Thursday,
August first. Today's feature track from The Big Show bit
Box story time with Carl Hilders, the story of the
Lonely Ranger. Search for keyword lonely. Get the Big Box
at the Big Show dot Com. Click out on their
contact money can't get through, We'll call you Pacific. Game
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you'd like to play? May that happen to are right now?
Is Beat the Blonde? Yeah, let's meet our contestant playing
out of Mount car O, Tennessee. It's allan good morning.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Allen, Hello, Big Show.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
Hello.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
I know we're gonna do. Ask Tyer some questions. She
will answer to the best of her ability. You agree
or disagree for two buzzers and you win.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
All right, filing out down, there's.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Your sincere voice whenever possible.
Speaker 4 (01:26):
Well, tatee, where would you find the marsh of decay,
the sea of vapors in the Bay of Dewo.
Speaker 5 (01:36):
That sounds like under the seats of your truck.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
You forgot two French fries.
Speaker 5 (01:47):
Those places are on the moon.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
On the moon, Taylor says Allen. Do you agree or disagree?
Speaker 3 (01:54):
I'm going to disagree.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Disagree Oh no, Tyler was right on the moon. Okayre
voice and everything. All right, there's a buzzer. We need
a bail to stay alive for the mount Olive Prize pack. Alan, So, Marci,
someone setting next to you complains. They complain about your
(02:21):
prop iniquity. Just what do they not like about you?
Speaker 5 (02:26):
Hold my popcorn. We'll find out. Take you outside.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
How about that your attitude?
Speaker 5 (02:33):
Yeah? Uh, they Your propinquity is that you're talking too loud.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
Your prequity as you're talking too loud?
Speaker 5 (02:43):
Whatever the word you see?
Speaker 2 (02:45):
Right, Alan? Do you agree or disagree?
Speaker 3 (02:50):
I disagree and that was the thing to do.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Yes, you are setting too close to them. Personal space, right,
personal space?
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Everybody wants that.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
All right, there we go for the win or loss.
Right here, Marcie, doing a job interview, you experienced something
that is fairly common called borigamus. Maybe you would have
warned me about these words sometime energias. I spelled it
out for you. Oh I didn't go that far, bar
(03:26):
beer ig Muss, Did I do it? Barbie bar Berg Muss?
So let's go back. I forgot what the first part
of the sentence on a job interview? Thank you march.
You attention. You're on a job interview. You experienced something
that is fairly common called boor beer ermist. I'm just
(03:49):
going on okay, and you were very embarrassed. Yes, so
what happened?
Speaker 5 (03:56):
I left those two top buttons open.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Listening to pillars very Barbara or her.
Speaker 5 (04:07):
I'm gonna say that you hiccups.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
You hiccup. That is the old barbar bear good mus Alan.
Do you agree or disagree on the hiccup deal?
Speaker 1 (04:20):
I just agree with her on mate, you are going.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
To agree with her on the hiccup? Ye, your stomach
grown loudly. That's what that means, your stomach growling. Well, Alan,
Fortunate for you, buddy. We got a good consolation prize
for those that do not beat our blonde and Jackie
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will hook you up. Buddy.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
All right, thank you guys.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
I have a great day. Appreciate you playing listening, Buddy.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
I know.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
Who goes jump out cut you up on your news.
Right on the other side, Oliver, all right, visit for
the big guy.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
H h.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
Good morning, big shows on the radio. Here we go,
and now Oliver.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
On men.
Speaker 6 (05:55):
Since the days of the caveman, it has been established
that men hunt and gatherers. A woman's interpretation of this
definition is that men are to work and slave their
lives away for the sole purpose of making their women
folk comfortable, to supply them with a steady stream of
(06:19):
Bonbonds and Cheetos while they stare slack jarred at the TV,
listening to the mind altering babble of Oprah.
Speaker 7 (06:32):
Sally Jesse.
Speaker 6 (06:34):
And rosy O Lesbian, all the while not noticing how
their backsides are beginning to widen, spilling over the modest
confines of their sofa, bursting from their clothing, until at
last they explode. Now, ladies, rear, what man in his
(07:02):
right mind would pay for something like that? Why the
very idea men are delicate flowers. Their large but fragile
egos are their life force. It's what enables your man
to fight life's battles, survive in the workplace, and maintain
(07:26):
his self esteem. When your man returns to his castle
at the end of the day to unwind, relax, and
recover from life's countless hassles and worries, would it really
be so much trouble for you to just shut up?
That would really help? Men work hard, But no matter
(07:50):
what their job is no matter what field they may
specialize in, problems will arise, sometimes minor, sometimes major. And
when this happens, your man calls in an expert to
counsel and give advice. This does not include you. Why,
(08:12):
in reality, women have no idea what their man does
for a living. They just cash the checks. Here's a tip, ladies,
every time you feel like budding in with your miserable
two cents worth, take those two cents and put them
in a jar. You'll be rich in no time. Men
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suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
At every turn.
Speaker 6 (08:43):
Every person in your man's world has some sort of
comment on their clothing, grooming, or hygiene. Men accept this
as a matter of course. This commentary is accepted as
useful from other male co workers and respected manly colleagues.
But what women regard as constructive criticism is in reality nagging.
(09:09):
It ranks right up there with take out the garbage
and what's with your nose hair? Well, while we're on
the subject, princess, what's with your nose hair? Doesn't feel
very good, does it? And finally, imagine this picture your
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man living without you, going through his day without you
there coming home to an empty house, eating alone, sleeping
in a big empty bed, and waking up all by himself,
greeting the day alone. Congratulations, ladies, you've just spent a
(09:53):
few minutes in your man's dream world.
Speaker 8 (10:01):
Well, I'm sure that helped, Jesson, Good morning, I got
(10:33):
the big show on the radio, and we got Tay
entertainment news coming up by twenty minutes right now.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
And now an entry into the diary of Gary Busey.
Speaker 9 (10:48):
Dear Diary, this is Gary, I throwed up in my mouth. Well, Diary,
it was bound to happen. The phones just stopped a ringing,
and then holly weird. It means that all the important
people have forgotten about you. Can you believe it? Gary Busey,
(11:10):
Star of mega hits like d C, Cab Carnie, Silver
Bullet and The gingerbread Man one and two. Thank you
very MUCHO. So what's the superstar supposed to do? Get
a new agent, bo talks my bung hole the only
way to get back to number one. Get embroiled in
(11:32):
a scandal. Uncle Gary knows the score, Get attention from
the gossip hoards. Watch me rise up in the polls
for acting like a real A hole.
Speaker 3 (11:40):
I don't.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
What'll do the trick?
Speaker 9 (11:41):
Go to Rodeo Drive and whip out my credit card
and buy one of them Eddie Murphy leather suits.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
Bet you thought I was gonna say.
Speaker 9 (11:46):
Waiter now in this Town Diary. When it comes to
resurrection of a career, you gotta be creative. There's a
big old difference between scandaling cancel. Remember this is Hollywood.
If I wear a Maga hat on it pinks at
hot dogs, they'll burn me into steak. But ninety percent
(12:09):
of these yardbirds have been up to Epstein Island. So
if I set up a kissing booth at a preschool,
I'd be their damn hero. Hey, I'm taking Honey Boo
Boo to the Poconos for a long weekend.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
You're the man, Gary, But.
Speaker 9 (12:25):
At the end of the day, I gotta live with myself. Besides,
Honey Boo Boo will be eighteen in nota and in
the meantime, I'll settled for her. Mama lost that weight,
looking great. Let them make sucking haters hate. Garry'll take
you to the moon. Buckle up there, Mama, June Yah. Now,
(12:47):
sissy Wood is a dad gum high for the momo set.
Every weird variation on that theme has been done to death.
Girl dresses a guy, God dressed a girl. God dressed
the girl pretended to be a guy, but in true
I ain't exactly the he tuck your tag your type,
anyone who knows me testified to my overabundance abusy Testarna.
(13:10):
Brigitte Nielson herself had to ride around in a Rascal
for a month after a.
Speaker 7 (13:14):
Night with scary Gary.
Speaker 9 (13:15):
Yeah yeah, so me claiming to be a fan Evan
and didn't go to fly. So now what what can
The season debonair charismatic oscar nominated O G do to
make a comeback? Well, the answer was pretty simple.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
Whoe is me? And what the hell?
Speaker 9 (13:34):
Hollywood got a funny smell? Got to get around to
the Hollywood victim?
Speaker 1 (13:37):
What'll I do?
Speaker 2 (13:38):
Become a victim?
Speaker 3 (13:39):
Help me?
Speaker 2 (13:40):
Won't somebody help me?
Speaker 9 (13:46):
So diary, I got legal counsel from the guy who
played Jackie Childs on that Seinfeld show. He put the
studios on notice. They've been the last decade persecuting the
straight wide American male tent was to diminish and extinguish
a very similar What made this the greatest nation on Earth,
and because of their sins, myself and others like me
(14:08):
have been excluded from principal roles. In other words, we
are now a my no Rettie. So according to your
de mandates, you have to hire me. Damn it feels
good to be a gangster. Watch out world, Gary's coming,
keep them cavloid presses, Homon still busting my white conservative rhymes.
(14:29):
Before you know it, Oscar time, your movies will no
longer be wonkey. You have to hire this big ol' hawkey.
All well, I guess ski daddle crazy Frankie and I
are double dating, picking up Brigitte Nielsen and Mama June
(14:50):
for all you can eat pork nite at the Purple Pig,
fingers crossed for a catfight. Meow until next time. X'es
and Ole's Gary.
Speaker 4 (15:05):
White meat Mucy.
Speaker 7 (15:10):
Good.
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More than everybody of my Big Show family yours. Thank
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Tayman News. Near's our girl mar Tator and.
Speaker 5 (17:09):
More so, Tom Cruise was in Paris. He was there
yet Olympics. But he wasn't there for the Olympics. Only
on Friday, before the opening ceremonies, the nation's Culture Minister
decorated Tom Cruise with a Knight of the Legion of
Honor medal.
Speaker 3 (17:29):
Oh well.
Speaker 5 (17:32):
She praised Tom for his passionate defense of cinemas, and
the French Cultural Minister has noted that he chose Paris
as one of the locations to shoot Mission Impossible Fallout,
according to Friday, and so they hand out these medals
and he was knighted.
Speaker 2 (17:47):
Thanks for choosing our city for a movie.
Speaker 5 (17:50):
You're a knight, hidiphe bringer of money to our city.
I don't know Ben Affleck. Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez
have completed the divorce paperwork. It's only a matter of
time for them to file, according to in Touch magazine,
and when that day arrives, Ben will throw a huge
(18:10):
divorce party. According to his Perfect House, one of his
friends told in Touch magazine quote, Ben wants to cut loose,
have some fun. He's talking about a big blowout at
his place in Georgia. That's pretty ironic too, because that's
where he and j Loo had their wedding with friends.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
That is ironic.
Speaker 5 (18:25):
This is not ironic. So their marriage seemed very promising
two years ago, you know, but Ben grew weary of
Jlo's public lifestyle and the area as a day, and
she became frustrated of his stubbornness and his Marlborough breath.
Tried to age him to stop smoking and wouldn't do it.
So both are just trying to hit that reset button
that sources say that j Lo is pretty shook up
(18:47):
about it. She's not handling it as well as she looks.
Speaker 2 (18:50):
On the out she her party.
Speaker 5 (18:53):
No, she did recently treat herself to a European vacation
and threw herself a Bridgerton themed birth day party for
her for her fifty fifth birthday. But yeah, it's crushing her,
according to her sources. Justin Timberlake was arrested for drunk driving.
I don't know if you saw that in his mugshot,
but he will appear in court via virtual I guess zoom.
(19:17):
He's because he's on tour and so they're gonna do
it from Belgium. That the judge was very nice and said,
we'll work around your tour schedule a foreign country. No no, no, no,
he's here. He just had to go on tour and
and so the judge is working around it. His judge
is trying to get it thrown out saying that one
he wasn't intoxicated.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
Okay, he wasn't.
Speaker 5 (19:38):
Drunk, and two that there were some paper papers that
weren't signed. And so that's a snaff who little loophole
that the lawyers can find to.
Speaker 2 (19:46):
You know, we'd all hope for.
Speaker 5 (19:48):
Yeah, but police are saying that, yeah, he was driving
radically and he blew through a stop sign, and I
think he I think the story was before that he
refused a field sobriety test and then they hauled him in.
But another thing that his lawyer's going after is that
there was a couple following him behind him when he
(20:09):
got pulled over. And so the girl got out of
the car, her and her husband, and she got out
and I was like, I'll drive them home, and they
were like no, and then she's like, okay, I'll drive
his car home. And then the cops were like, all right,
you drive a car home. And Justin's like, look, she
was hammered. That's not what he said, but basically he
was like, she was there.
Speaker 2 (20:24):
Way before I was.
Speaker 5 (20:28):
A little yeah, sorry, you got out. So this couple
that is friends with him, and he was saying that
she was at the hotel drinking in the in the
bar way before he was so right, there is the
inexperience of these cops that pulled him over, so they're
(20:49):
trying for that as well. Get Ready, Hulu has guaranteed
the Kardashians another twenty episodes, which equals two more seasons
on the Hulu.
Speaker 2 (20:58):
So get ready, I got to go home and some
stuff on my DV.
Speaker 5 (21:02):
Season five concluded, and that they featured a People's Choice
Award going to Chloe Kardashian on the Rely Reality TV
Star Year. So you know, all you kids, don't worry.
The Kardashians are not going anywhere.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
That was close.
Speaker 1 (21:18):
I know, I know why.
Speaker 2 (21:22):
All right, Well, let's get us a winner. That's play
wordy word. Here we go, one eight hundred, Big Show.
Get a couple of contestants saying play next. Good morning.
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It's a big show on the radio Thursday morning, August first.
They're celebrating with I featured track when the Big Show,
Big Box story time call Hilders the Lonely Ranger. There's
a key word lonely here the Big Box at the
Big Show dot com there right now.
Speaker 3 (22:13):
That's why I had everybody's head about the bat.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
The bigger wordy word and a wordy word. Lets meet
the contestants. We got Stephanie from Moulton, Alabama. Good morning, Stephanie,
Good morning for some callers shut out the tighter and Jackie,
all right, I go stand welcome in here. And we
got Jeanette from Pikeville, Kentucky. Good morning, Jeanette.
Speaker 7 (22:41):
All right, god.
Speaker 2 (22:44):
Going here? All right, Kentucky playing Alabama. Jeanette, your own
Tator's team. Me and step on me, I old friend.
I called her step on me your name. I bet
she loved that. Okay, all right, and that you relax,
(23:08):
and let's see what man Stepanie put on the board
here for the first thirty seconds. All right, you read
to Stephanie, you shout him out there, put him in there,
all right, start the clock. Now. It's what you call
a guy that takes bets for a living. He's your Yeah,
uh huh, Hey, my shirt's dirty, blank my clothes? Yeah,
(23:31):
uh huh oink oink goes the yeah, uh huh. Potato
chip in a French what you blanket? Don't double blank,
don't double blanket, no, no, no, you just put the
potato chip in the what and neat it? French black. Yes,
(23:53):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 3 (23:54):
French.
Speaker 2 (23:54):
French was my favorite. Just want get off there. You
were really close, Stephanie. He was about to turn.
Speaker 5 (23:59):
On you, was not You left off the onion.
Speaker 2 (24:04):
That's what it was. Oh four on the board. So
you did good job. Let's see what Jeanette and Tater
can do. Okay, Jeanette, are you ready?
Speaker 11 (24:19):
Yes, and go old McDonald had a farm. Yes, you
hit this button on your alarm clock gives you eight
more minutes.
Speaker 5 (24:29):
Yep, blanky blanky little star.
Speaker 2 (24:34):
Now I wonder what no.
Speaker 5 (24:37):
Fill in the blanks. Yes, this is what happens when
you get in parissed. Your face turns red. What do
they call that? You just did one? Yes, ma'am. Uh
you ski down a ski blank float?
Speaker 9 (24:51):
Had a girl right now?
Speaker 2 (24:54):
Put five on the board to take the lead by
one as five to four?
Speaker 3 (24:59):
I like her?
Speaker 2 (24:59):
Blank finish yourself. Taylor has started doing the yeah.
Speaker 12 (25:05):
Uh huh oh yeah, I know in my brain reset
all right, oh right, all right, Hannah.
Speaker 2 (25:16):
Are you a brain doctor?
Speaker 7 (25:18):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (25:18):
Good, my brain resent. I'm gonna talk to Hannah. Hannah
Presley a big show kids. His name a doctor? Okay,
I'm sorry, it's funny. She's eager to examine you as well.
Speaker 7 (25:30):
There's no time.
Speaker 2 (25:32):
Any all right, well let's get.
Speaker 7 (25:33):
Back to this.
Speaker 2 (25:33):
We got a round two to play here. All right,
all right, Stephanie, are you ready?
Speaker 3 (25:39):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (25:40):
Ready?
Speaker 1 (25:41):
Go bees live in a bee?
Speaker 5 (25:45):
Hi?
Speaker 2 (25:46):
Yes, hey, I'm gonna mail your letter. What's your.
Speaker 3 (25:51):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (25:52):
Oh, blank on you?
Speaker 3 (25:53):
That was bad?
Speaker 2 (25:54):
Blank on you?
Speaker 3 (25:56):
Yes, uh huh.
Speaker 2 (25:58):
Just the football t waits on this before they go
on the field.
Speaker 3 (26:03):
They're on the Yes.
Speaker 2 (26:07):
Ah, you drink too much?
Speaker 3 (26:09):
You are and alcohol?
Speaker 2 (26:12):
Yes, good work. Seventy put a five on a four
and nine. So Jeanette and Tater four will tie in
force overtime five will win. I know you got the
tools and the talent. Let's see if you can pull
it off. Jeanette, are you ready?
Speaker 5 (26:31):
Yes, okay, and go you go here to the blank
shop and get all your meat. He cuts it up
for you.
Speaker 7 (26:42):
Who is he work? Yes?
Speaker 5 (26:45):
How you doing? I'm doing? Blank everybody?
Speaker 3 (26:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (26:49):
This is shirts are made out of this. It grows.
It grows off a plant. You use a blatant, yes,
gotten green blanks it's a vegetable or a string blank, yes,
tied on and this is you roll these in it
like a six, will come up or a four come up?
Speaker 2 (27:09):
Die wow dies for the wind. Look at Taylor taking
a venture life around the studio.
Speaker 3 (27:14):
Oh go on it. I mean step.
Speaker 2 (27:21):
Ten ten to nine and that when Stephanie, well you
can play again in time, baby, good game. Appreciate you
playing with us today. All right you two. Stephanie down
Mold Alabama and Jeannette. Look at you, look at your
addressing you the big old prize pack up to Pikeville.
(27:43):
All right, baby, thank you you welcome. Had a girl fine,
Good morning, got the Big Show on the radio. Tom
of the Thursday bit request Harry Matthews says, can y'all
play when Mad Max was mad about his team? Ev
your gain hair? You just hang ons up next, Good morning,
(28:29):
it's a big show on the radio. Requests bed time
something you'd like to hear about this time? Money through Friday.
I was aligned in the mail bag of the Big
Show dot com. Hit us up on the John Boy
bill at Facebook page. Jerry Matthew's request, right now, Mad.
Speaker 3 (28:43):
Max, John Boy Billy, mad Max?
Speaker 1 (28:46):
Here, how's it going?
Speaker 3 (28:47):
Why are you thinking it's going? I'm madding a speckled pump. Wait,
that's how cute. I am anyway, boys, my youngest son's
been wearing me out lately to get a new team
and to give you a feel for high Win, I'm
gonna try to kind of reenact the actual conversation that
personal boss says, Dad, we need a new TV. We
(29:10):
need four K It's way better, I go, I ain't
that what you said five years ago when I bought
to one we got now? But this is four K? Well,
how many k's does all one have? Four k's got
twice as many dots on the screen? And how much
doll these extra dots cost? Well, the TV we've got
now is fifty inches. The one you need is a
(29:33):
q LED. How much does it cos it's eighty two inches?
Say that's a lot bigger? So how much it's a
smart TV? There's apps for all your favorite streaming channels. Nice?
How much? Well? Best Buy's got it for around thirty
one hundred dollars. Thirty one hundred dollars, my big old buck.
(29:58):
It's worth it, Dad, It's got a lex on it.
You just say the name of the show as she
finds it for you. Son said, for thirty one hundred bucks,
you better pop the popcorn and bring me a beer.
Joe said that this is the greatest TV ever. When
you watch football, the players on the screen are the
same size as the players on the field. Yeah, these prices,
(30:22):
I'll be paying them as much as the guy that
owns the Day. I said, Look, son, I watched about
eight or ten shows, and depending on what's happening, four
of them are the news, and half the people on
the news are beaming in on cell phones and zoom
calls the white I need four K if the expert
(30:43):
they're talking to is feed me a flip phone quality
picture from us downstairs bathroom. I mean, how big does
Wolf Bletcher's head need to be? Getting the point across?
He said, you watch more than just the news like
Deadliest Catch? All right? How big the sig handsom heads
(31:03):
need to be with a head like SIGs more ks
ain't doing him no favorite again? He said, come on, Dad,
you and me to spend more quality time together. Yeah
sounds good, But why do I get the feeling my
hot new four K TV it's gonna be hooked up
to a PlayStation four running Sonic the bush Haunts of
(31:25):
the Gods said, PlayStation four, Dad, I wouldn't do that
to you we'd get a PlayStation five. That's what I saw.
And what else would we need to buy? Well, we
need high end sound to match some picture, so we
need an AV receiver and some good speakers, and the
Universal smart remote to make it all work, and some
(31:47):
high nacm I cable to hook it all up. Con
I wouldn't have a clue on how to do all
that said, you don't have to. The geek squad from
best Buy will hook it up right show. Now, I
gotta pay two nerds to come to the house and
put it together for me. The price just keeps going up.
(32:08):
Don't it? Give me a ballpark on the grand total? Here? Dad,
you work hard, you deserve it. Wow that much? Well,
there's more in the conversation. Look, I just cut right
to the cheese. My new four K TV ended up
costing me more like six k's. I'm gonna leave y'all
(32:28):
with a few quick faults on my first week with
the big TV upgrade TV people. This reality show crap
is killing me. If he's gonna make a smart TV
quit button, so many dumb people dead lest catch. If
he's gonna be in four K, y'all need to hire
some part of your figures best buy. I need more
(32:52):
k's on the screen and less ks and the price
and geek squad guys, y'all might want to back off
of had on my axe body frush, come back, cut out,
shut up, and quit running my quality.
Speaker 1 (33:11):
Y'all have a day, good morning. It's a big show
(33:38):
on the radio.
Speaker 2 (33:39):
Call children's track for your John Moremilly album here suggesting
the Lonely Ranger story. You want to hit the big
box at the Big Show dot com. Keyword is lonely.
Speaker 6 (33:52):
Here we go.
Speaker 2 (33:54):
And now it's story time with your host, Carl Chilterns.
Speaker 13 (34:02):
Ain't lots of heroes on TV, in the movies and
in the funny paper and whatnot. They're superfella, spider fella,
that old iron fella, bad fella. There's a passle love them,
But I reckon one of the first heroes there ever
was didn't wear no.
Speaker 7 (34:19):
Cape, just a cowboy hat. He went by the name
the Lonely Ranger.
Speaker 13 (34:26):
I can tell you about it if you owed me too,
all right, then back in the wild West days there
things was right tough. All them outlaw fellas are running
around low life, no count characters, robbing folks, and getting
in a bad way with a hard liquor and loose women.
Some folks call them hard let's I call them loose women.
(34:48):
Probably the worst of them outlaws was Old Butch Cavendish.
You know he's bad because he had one of them,
the little mustaches like mister Drysdale.
Speaker 7 (34:57):
One day.
Speaker 13 (34:58):
Old Butch Cavendish boys they run across six Texas Rangers.
But Cavendish, he didn't like him. Longman none, I reckon.
They kindly cramped his style of mind, so they gotten
them lowman down. One of them survived. His name is
Captain Reid. He was pretty bad hurting there.
Speaker 7 (35:20):
But this old Indian fella come along, named a Tonto.
Speaker 13 (35:23):
He told him back to camp, took good care of him,
fed him and tended to his wounds there and read
him stories, made them hand shadows on the wall by
the kerosene lamp. Called him Keimer Sabby. He liked the
way Tino talks. Cam Raid thought old Tono was funny,
well sir. Once cam Reid got the feeling of bn
(35:44):
Perk here, he and Tono put together a plan.
Speaker 3 (35:47):
To take it.
Speaker 13 (35:47):
Buts Cavendish and his mustache down. Cam Reid made a
mask at some material from his old uniform so they
wouldn't know who he was. Then he settled on calling
himself a lonely Reineer on account he was only one
left and he kindly missed his friends. Then he and
Tana wanted to come up with something for the bad
guys to remember him by. Tino come up with the
(36:09):
idea of printing up some little business cards you could
leave on the bad guy's saddles when.
Speaker 7 (36:13):
They was in the saloon.
Speaker 13 (36:15):
Then they come out and they find that stuck in
the saddle air saying, the lonely Ranger is a watching you.
But the Lonely Ranger he come up with the idea
of silver bullets. Tana thought that was a might flashy
in uptown for his taste, but the Lonely Ranger had
his heart plump set on it. Then the lonely Ranger
he got him a white horse, named it silver. He'd
(36:38):
jump up on him and he'd holler high, old Silver Old.
Tano thought that was funny. Well, sir, the Lonely Ranger
and Tono they laid a trap floor which Cavendish and
you boys, so they could catch him, get him in
front of the judge for what they did.
Speaker 7 (36:53):
Tino wandered off Somemmers to spy on him. Sure enough,
he got caught.
Speaker 13 (36:58):
Donod weren't big enough to handle a pas lout laws,
and them bad guys plumb whooped the tar out of him,
and they throwed him up on the back of his
horse and run him off. Lowly Ranger they found him
all tore up and hurting, and he just saw red.
He rode o silver right into the bad guy's camp
(37:18):
and he finally used them silver bullets for something other
than geegaws and do dads. He unholstered them smoked cannons
and went to work killed him all of What's Cavendish's man.
They started running around yelling, what's killed Butch Cavendish Fur?
Speaker 7 (37:33):
What's killed? Buch Cavendish Fur.
Speaker 13 (37:37):
He rounded up to the rest of them boys, handed
them over to the Texas Rangers for hanging Lowly Ranger
and Tono. They did such a good job at it,
they gave mery old TV show moral of the story.
Just because a fella likes party things don't mean he
won't kill you if you mess with this faithful ending companion.
Speaker 14 (37:57):
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Speaker 7 (38:06):
I'm glad you're back, Old feller.
Speaker 2 (38:08):
I'm glad.
Speaker 7 (38:09):
Can I put bar in?
Speaker 2 (38:14):
Bet box?
Speaker 14 (38:15):
Is here all your favorites from four decades in the
Big Show ninety nine says he's fifteenth for nine ninety
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