August 6, 2024 • 38 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:25):
Good morning.
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Play their game like.
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Pete de blonde.
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Let's meet our contestant, Roman from Cattlesburg, Kentucky.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Good morning, Roman, I am hey, we do a good buddy.
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Welcome in here. All right, Roman, We're gonna ask Data
some questions. She will answer You agree or disagree whether
he thinks she's righting wrong. Two bails for two buzzers
and you win.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Sweet.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
Yeah, there's my first time calling you. Also.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
All right, we'll be gentlemen.
Speaker 5 (01:37):
Off this little move.
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Okay, my saying you've.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
Just met a business associate in China, and he asked you,
is your stomach in order?
Speaker 2 (01:51):
What does he really mean?
Speaker 6 (01:53):
He really means ill? Did that come out of you.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
In a valley girl accent? That's wild?
Speaker 7 (02:03):
Yeah? Are you ill?
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Are you at ill? Are you ill?
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (02:09):
Roman?
Speaker 3 (02:09):
Do you agree or disagree Tater on Chinese readings? Taters
ch Are you agree? Well? I was trying to tell you,
Tater's not if you have been the China that molisier. No,
(02:30):
How's it going? That is their traditional greeting. Is your
stomach in order?
Speaker 6 (02:35):
That's how's it going?
Speaker 2 (02:36):
How's it going?
Speaker 7 (02:38):
You're supposed to answer.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
Even if your stomach is not in order. They don't
want to hear it. Just just say, like everybody asks you,
how you doing good? Yeah?
Speaker 6 (02:47):
Fine, yeah, okay, okay, good, all.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Right, all right Roman, and put that in the back here.
Mind response is yes.
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It's called small talk, not Mike pressing life in thirty seconds. Okay,
So let's go to a true or false question? Okay, okay,
uh Taylor? True or false? Just over one hundred and
fifty years ago, it was common practice, before certain procedures
for doctors to knock out their patients with a surprise
(03:19):
punch to the head.
Speaker 6 (03:20):
That is interesting because that happened to a friend of mine,
except it wasn't a doctor and he was at Walmart.
Speaker 7 (03:26):
But he did get hit the head. It was knocked out.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
So it's true, true one hundred years ago common practice
punch in the head?
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Roman, Do you agree or disagree.
Speaker 8 (03:43):
On hasen?
Speaker 2 (03:46):
She said, it's true.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
You agreed with her about Chinese practices. Oh, I don't know.
She's been to more doctors. I don't know, about one
hundred and fifty years ago.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
And she does have a head.
Speaker 5 (03:58):
Yeah, it says.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
That.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
So you agree, and alright, that's aiven do okay, your lave,
your love. So the before the discovery of anesthesia, Yes,
the doctors were just surprised.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
What's that?
Speaker 1 (04:25):
All right?
Speaker 3 (04:26):
Here you go roam you winning and losing on this one, buddy,
and we got another tour.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
False.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
Hey, a large bust can cause fatigue, back aches, impaired breathing,
and even numbness of the hand.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
This is a subject.
Speaker 6 (04:46):
And that's just the men. It is true, my friend,
It's true.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
It's true, true, one thousand present. You agree in.
Speaker 5 (05:02):
Roman, yes, sir, And that on was.
Speaker 4 (05:09):
All right.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
Ended with a category you're right there, body money go
and Roman.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
You got the big old fission cycles price back, head
up Cattlesburg for you, Bud, congratulations.
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Yeah, I can't get a shout out to two guys construction, Man.
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Two guys construction. You go ahead, y'all.
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It's time to ix yoo?
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What hold on?
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Patrick?
Speaker 7 (06:41):
What are you doing? In rafelt spell?
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It is?
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What is w.
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Hell? I guess it could be worse going right? Set
your white ass down?
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Yo?
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What's up?
Speaker 10 (06:55):
Welcome to x I the place to go for all
the for one one you need for Oh yo? U
u uh what you call intro personal relations? Tripp Asy
dig this, mister Turner. I've been married for a little
over a year. My wife is a wonderful woman. She's
very reserved and most people think she's a little nerdy,
(07:16):
but they don't know her like I do. When the
sun goes down and the lights go out, she turns
into a wildcat Jackpot some mornings, I can barely drag
myself out of bed. I'm a very lucky man. However,
a new wrinkle has developed. It's gonna happen.
Speaker 4 (07:35):
Brother, he used to it.
Speaker 10 (07:37):
She made me a very nice meal last week, Philip
mc non champagne and chuckol soupfoo what's that word?
Speaker 2 (07:46):
Little buo fly?
Speaker 7 (07:48):
Oh fay.
Speaker 10 (07:50):
I know she was up to something, but I wasn't
ready when she asked me to take her to a
swinger's weekend. I'm not even sure what that is. Can
you help me? He signed Suspicious Steve in Shreveport. Dear Steve,
the fact that you don't know what it is is
probably why she wants to go. So it sounds like
(08:14):
my brother got a live one.
Speaker 4 (08:15):
Ah.
Speaker 10 (08:17):
It should come as no surprise to you that Ike
has been to a swinger's weekend or twelve where you.
Speaker 7 (08:24):
Think I met all my wives?
Speaker 10 (08:25):
Ha ha hi hold in retrospeculation. That may have been
one of the reasons none of them lasted too long.
Speaker 7 (08:34):
But I regress. Well, if you're gonna take the missus.
Speaker 10 (08:38):
For a throw down in hotown, you sure enough need
a crash courts in swinging before the paddies get the
fluking you did.
Speaker 7 (08:46):
Let me preach on us that that that.
Speaker 10 (08:49):
Now, the fact that your old lady is fantasizing about
a freak fest says a couple of things. One she
is probably one of them what you call nimpto maniacs,
or be after only a year. She's ready to do
anything with anybody as long as it ain't you. And
these ain't necessarily bad things. Trust old ike, my brother,
(09:12):
the Swinger's weekend is gonna be an answer to your prayers.
Look at it like going to school, a school filled
with a bunch of damn horny widows. Now, judging from
your letter, and you probably see hands in there, and
judging from your letter, I believe that your erotical tastes
run to the mild side.
Speaker 7 (09:32):
Will, my brother, get ready for the wild side.
Speaker 10 (09:37):
But you got to be preparified so you don't get scarified.
Speaker 7 (09:42):
Now here's a few tips.
Speaker 10 (09:43):
First off, brother, you gotta be ready to pass your
old lady around like a play of horse dupers. And
all kinds of guys too, not just the good looking ones,
fat guys, old guys, little guys, guys hop along cassidy
outfield with guys with propeller hats. It's like going to
(10:05):
the Big Show, but everybody's naked and standing in line
to play Texas holder with your white Oh now that's
hard for some dudes to take. If you need a
little courage, do what I do, not quill with a
stern no chaser haha, and make sure she plays it
safe because you don't want no souvenir showing up in
nine months haha.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
But that ain't the end of your problems. Brother.
Speaker 10 (10:28):
You can't just go and be one of them what
you call a casualty observers. You're gonna have to perform.
Speaker 3 (10:34):
Now.
Speaker 7 (10:35):
I know what you're thinking. Man, what some of that?
Speaker 1 (10:38):
Man?
Speaker 7 (10:39):
But don't freak out.
Speaker 10 (10:40):
Just pay attention, take a what you call mental notifications
and experimente.
Speaker 7 (10:46):
You'll be in the middle.
Speaker 10 (10:47):
Of a whole smug as broad or sensual pleasures. But
it ain't without its dangers. It could be a mind
field of mistaken native identities. Uh, word of the wise.
No matter how good she might love me if she
got an Adam's apple like Jim Carrott, move along, you dig,
and then when you finally leave Freakville and get back
(11:07):
to the real world, you've augmentated your portaphological portfolio with
a million new exotical pleasures. Now, maybe you'll finally be
able to please that skag of horus wreck you married
to and won't have to go back to the Penicila Hillton.
But if it turns out that she can't be satisfied,
you might want to go back for a second semester
a swinging one oh one. Or you could just save
(11:30):
the wear and tear on your pride, and you'll hide
and give a one last thrill by putting that boot
in a place where she poots, because.
Speaker 11 (11:38):
You know, damn he say, ke Lisa, if you aren't
desperate enough to axike Gamil to axike John boyn Billy,
I peel about seventy six sixty three Charlotte and.
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C two A two four one, damn.
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Chun boy and Billy.
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Done right, Good morning.
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Rose Andrews.
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Please come in, mister Murphy and have a seat.
Speaker 7 (13:45):
Thanks, Dean Stockwell, what's this all about? Well, mister Murphy,
please call me Fuzzy.
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Yeah, I won't be doing that. It is come to
my attention that you have been making some nocturnal visitations
to several of the girl's dormitories. You what now, you've
been sneaking into the girl's dorms at night.
Speaker 7 (14:04):
Yes, that's true.
Speaker 6 (14:06):
Well, while this is not expressly prohibited in the university rules,
it is frowned upon.
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I didn't notice the girls frowning. Wink wink.
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Be that as it may. The school board and I
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first violation will be fined at twenty dollars.
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No, that's fair.
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The second violation will cost you sixty.
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Ooh geez, that's a little steep, don't you think.
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And the third violation will cost you one and eighty dollars?
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I have jack excuse me, sorry, I'm pre law.
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Yes, I thought that would get your attention. So do
you have any questions? Fuzzy, I mean, mister Murphy.
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Well, just one Dean Stockwell?
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How much for a season pass?
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Toby Hanson's on the sports ship. Here's how you never
want to see short shut.
Speaker 2 (17:50):
He's got sports on. Who's got a contact?
Speaker 1 (17:53):
Who's the dude who.
Speaker 5 (17:55):
Might be on watch the show?
Speaker 3 (17:58):
Well, then I'm man and Terry hands a good morning Terry.
Speaker 4 (18:03):
What do you say?
Speaker 2 (18:03):
Gang? Hey buddy?
Speaker 3 (18:05):
Well, Terry often mentioned in my introduction to you about
you being in the Saint Louis Sports Hall of Fame
and man, I just had a chance to view it
for the for the first time.
Speaker 2 (18:14):
Is a pretty cool format.
Speaker 3 (18:16):
Got there's not a speech as an actual eleven minute
interview such as love it as in the theme throughout
you always had jobs that you mostly weren't qualified for.
Speaker 7 (18:30):
That's me never done him before. That was more than.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
They're gonna head up the soccer team. I guess you
had a lot of experience with soccer.
Speaker 8 (18:38):
No, not to day I would be talking about that guy.
It was happened in twenty twenty two, and as a
Saint Louis kid, I mean, it's really a thrill for me.
It started out they played a thing on a podcast
that I was in a stadium club after the soccer
team was announced, and Ted Turner walked through and he
said to the radio guy, so, how is the how
(19:00):
are the things with the Hawks and the Braves? He said, okay,
well how about the Cougars. Got Cougars you mean the Chiefs?
He goes, yeah, whatever he got that. He's puts his
hand out to me. Hi, I'm Ted Turner. He forgot
me in a week. It was unbelievable.
Speaker 3 (19:15):
Uh.
Speaker 8 (19:15):
And then we talked about I had lived at atcheson Kansas,
Cape Girardo, Missouri, where our show used to go into Rochester,
New York, Washington, DC, Atlanta, and Charlotte. I went from
Cape Girardo to Kansas to coach baseball at my old college.
Been addicted. And then I was coaching baseball and the
(19:36):
president called me in and he asked me if I
want to coach soccer and I said no, I don't
know anything about soccer. He came back and said, I mean, wow,
look the baseball coach here will coach soccer. He said, okay,
well then I can do that. I got everybody together,
the players. I said, look, I have never played. You
know that I can motivate you. I can get you
(19:58):
a condition, I can organize you, and I could recruit
and this is what we'll do that. I got an
assistant coach that kind of like helped me out. We
won a lot of games, finished third in the country,
and I got that award, that national award where Ed
went with me to North Carolina and then I go
to Rochester my first job in pro sports. I had
never done PR before my entire life, and I'm the
(20:20):
PR director. I did marketing, I did the college draft,
and then I went to DC. They asked me to
go there, and I went there because they they they
were maybe going to have the San Diego Padres move there,
and it was all about baseball. I was a PR director.
Then I was the assistant GM. I was doing television
color with John Miller from ESPN Baseball, and Ted's in
(20:45):
a hotel room and he sees this. So the next
day I get a guy call me from Atlanta and says, look,
Tebo Lucky to come down here to do television for us.
I said, well, what'd my job beat? He said that's
a job. I go, well, no, I mean, okay, what
do you do? I said, I'm the assistant GM with
this team. He goes, well, come on down, we'll make
(21:07):
you the general manager. So I go down there and
then and then after the whole thing's over, says to me,
what do you want to do. You're a soccer guy.
I said, no, I'm a baseball He's a baseball I said, really, okay,
we'll make you a vice president with the Braves. I said, a.
Speaker 2 (21:25):
Vice president of what?
Speaker 8 (21:26):
He says, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (21:27):
We'll figure that out later.
Speaker 8 (21:30):
And then the guy I reported to had been the
president of TBS Sports and Network.
Speaker 2 (21:35):
He said to me, no, you're not going to do that.
Speaker 8 (21:37):
I go what it made me for breakfast? And that's
when he told me that he wanted to be the
head of TBS Sports. We went to Turner and Turner said,
can you do this? I said, I've never done it before.
Speaker 2 (21:47):
I don't know.
Speaker 8 (21:47):
I'll try. And then after seven years there, they wanted
me to go to Russia for the good Will Games,
and I didn't want to go to Russia, so I
left it. I went to the PGA Tour. Of course
I'm there and I don't play golf, trying to figure
that out. And then it came to Raycom and Charlotte,
I make you guys and the restless history.
Speaker 3 (22:07):
Sure is, buddy, that induction was just a nice little
cherry on top your career, buddy, awesome handsome. All right, man,
we will meet here again in one week, my boy,
thank you so much.
Speaker 8 (22:20):
I think I'm gonna talk about me working with the
Seamless Cardinals.
Speaker 3 (22:23):
Okay, nice, Yeah, the team you grew up loving. We'll
say a little skid in your little hop along Cassidy
outfit Superman, Superman.
Speaker 2 (22:35):
All right, my boy.
Speaker 3 (22:36):
Well, let's play us in wordy word y' all one
eight hundred big show you told free line. Let's get
a couple of contentions. Play next, good morning, This will
(23:10):
make shore on the radio for you. Tuesday, August sixth Yo.
Listen back this time last Friday, you heard Oscar and
Bruce play worthy.
Speaker 2 (23:19):
Word to a tie.
Speaker 3 (23:22):
After two overtimes still ended in the tie, we said, well,
let's pick it back up next week. Well here it
is this next week, so let's pick it back up.
Speaker 7 (23:33):
I had to have everybody's head.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
I bite the bad played the wordy word and a
wordy word. Let's meet the boys again.
Speaker 3 (23:40):
It's Oscar from Spanish Fort, Alabama.
Speaker 2 (23:43):
Good morning, Oscar, Good morning, mister dunboy.
Speaker 5 (23:47):
Oscar in hot.
Speaker 3 (23:50):
And we got Bruce from Darlington, South Carolina. Good morning, Bruce,
morning boy, good morning. Hope you all boys didn't break
training over the weekend, and.
Speaker 6 (24:00):
I mean.
Speaker 1 (24:03):
What we do.
Speaker 3 (24:05):
All right, Well, let's pig it up. Let's do round one,
all right, Oscar?
Speaker 2 (24:11):
Are you ready?
Speaker 4 (24:12):
Yes, sir?
Speaker 3 (24:13):
Okay, all right, start the clock. Now, it's cool. You
get a pencil and right on a piece of yeah.
Uh huh, okay, you have a pretty blank with your
mouth and nose, a pretty no, your whole your whole blank,
your eyes, the whole deal.
Speaker 2 (24:32):
Pretty what?
Speaker 1 (24:33):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (24:34):
Uh huh?
Speaker 3 (24:34):
All right, tweet tweet goes the outside what they fly? Yes,
uh huh oh, I had a blank replacement. It's a
joint right above your shin. Yes, uh huh rhymes with it.
Speaker 2 (24:47):
Over too is.
Speaker 5 (24:52):
Oh right?
Speaker 2 (24:53):
Good deal, good deal.
Speaker 3 (24:54):
We put a five on the board there oscar so
Bruce and Tater for their round one. All right, sort
number five. Bruce you ready, yes, sir, okay, and go.
Speaker 6 (25:06):
Do you have your house blank to get into your lockedhouse?
Speaker 7 (25:10):
Yes?
Speaker 6 (25:10):
Rhymes with it. Hey, Look, can you climb one of
these outside that has leads?
Speaker 4 (25:15):
Yes?
Speaker 6 (25:15):
Rhymes with it.
Speaker 9 (25:16):
Did you did you pay your homeowner blank or your
gym blank so that you can work?
Speaker 6 (25:22):
Yep? Rhymes with it sweet blank and unsweet? You want
sweet unsweet?
Speaker 4 (25:27):
Yep?
Speaker 6 (25:28):
Uh? This rise with it?
Speaker 8 (25:30):
What?
Speaker 6 (25:30):
How do you blank? Guilty or not guilty? Yeah? Rise
with it? This buzz buzz? What is it?
Speaker 1 (25:40):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (25:41):
And gave him that one didn't matter?
Speaker 1 (25:43):
All right?
Speaker 2 (25:43):
We see how you calling him a little bit outside?
We got it there.
Speaker 3 (25:47):
All right, Well, Bruce, y'all take the lead by one.
It is six to five, all right, Taty. You sounded
like a hic when you're talking about unsweetened to.
Speaker 6 (25:55):
You, that's how I used to ask people when I
would on it.
Speaker 2 (26:00):
She's from.
Speaker 4 (26:02):
Then we go.
Speaker 2 (26:02):
Alright, then we go, Oscar, me and you for round two.
Are you ready? Okay? Wow?
Speaker 3 (26:09):
Okay, that's an we're starting with. All right, so are
we You got that?
Speaker 2 (26:17):
You got? That's that's right? Yeah, do that?
Speaker 3 (26:28):
Okay, right back to you, Oscar. Are you still ready? Okay?
Start the clock now. A dog has these what no,
they scratched? You scratched because your dog has they get
on him? What did you say that?
Speaker 1 (26:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (26:47):
Yeah, yeah, okay, rhymes with it? A green blank a vegetable.
You eat it, eat your blanking carrots. Yes, rhymes with it.
That doesn't costs. That's absolutely, I'm giving.
Speaker 2 (27:00):
It to you. It's what absolutely? Yes, uh rhymes with it.
You go to college today? Yeah? Three forard an eight score?
Speaker 3 (27:15):
All right, dog gone, And let's see if Bruce and
Taylor can do three will no one? The three, will win, two,
will tie, three, will win hard?
Speaker 2 (27:26):
Set up? Ready, go, it's.
Speaker 9 (27:28):
Hot outside, it's one hundred yep, all right, this word,
I'm looking over a four leaf. Ye, you have to
cut your meat with one of these. Cut your yes, and.
Speaker 5 (27:42):
There it is nine more win.
Speaker 2 (27:47):
Nay, no, Oscar.
Speaker 3 (27:49):
We couldn't quite capture that Friday magic, but you can
try again anytime.
Speaker 2 (27:55):
And Jackie told me she saved about another prize pack.
Speaker 3 (27:58):
Both of you guys will get prized by Bruce will
get the mount Olive Pickles prize back right here in Oscar.
Speaker 2 (28:04):
We'll give you Fridays. All right, boys, alrighty, thank you,
thank you.
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Appreciate y'all listening to the big show playing with us. Yeah,
good morning, got the big show on the radio. Got
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Mark Stanley out of Alexandria, Louisiana says, how about something,
Gary Busey. We got you something, Mark, coming up next.
(28:53):
Good morning. That's a big shawing the radio. Got that
request coming in from Alexandria.
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Louise.
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All around there, man up the East coast Hurricane Debby.
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Man, I'll be careful out there.
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So Mark, go something from Gary Busey. Here you go, Mark,
just for you. And now an entry into the diary
of Gary Busey. Dear Diary, this is Gary.
Speaker 4 (29:24):
You see well, Diary is time for use thee Empire
to expand. I've had big success in the past with
Busy Burger, Bubbling, Beaucy Cola and Bucy It's super rude
I've had my fingercap on for a bump on blocks
for a while, but being a true mpreneur, never lay
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rest on his laurels. I figured I had to pull
my thinker later out of mothballs. After having lunch with
some of my old friends. Seems like they're once shining
star has dulled and they're hard up for some no
ray me, So I'm putting them to work. Introducing fair
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on down the fair Share Gears, get a wash and
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Speaker 2 (30:26):
I have no problem.
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Wh I enough folks to work. I was looking for gals,
mostly ones with a certain morally, a casual attitude.
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Ye yea yeah yah.
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Yeah yeah yah yeah yeah.
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I put Lindsey Lohan of Word. She got no trouble
sutting up that flimsy white tank top and working.
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That's fun.
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Brooke Hogan signed up pretty quick. Her daddy the Hulksters
all saggy and sad these days. She needs to make
her own scaff adudy. I decided to give Catherine Hegel
a try. She got a reputation for being a tad difficult,
so I make her wear this shock collar. Now I'm
(31:31):
gonna be honest, diary. I kind of hope she acts up.
Google Moogly, here's my chance gonna make that stuck up
beace dance shoot of the juice.
Speaker 2 (31:40):
Watch your bows cut loose, better luck next time.
Speaker 4 (31:43):
EF folks tried talking me out of it, but I
decided to give that little hollow Penie Pepper Tila tequila
at She ain't a great worker, but you get a
few drinks in her and she sort of waller's again
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in the side of the cars he goes by. It's
a great show and it keeps her on her feet.
Everyone was surprised I was able to hire Cursed and Dust.
I told her a long time ago she'd be a
hell of a lot more markable. She'd lost her baby teeth.
The man them things just keep hanging in there like
little baked beans. If I'm gonna be honest a man.
(32:30):
The vines might have been a mistake. She's out there
on that line making them funny noises, hearing voices. Good
luck getting her to keep her top on knocked that
I'm complaining, womp. I only lost one employee so far.
I had to let Kathy Griffin go. Well, Diary, that's
(32:52):
not true. I had to let Carrot Top go. I
just thought it was Kathy Griffin. I think the only
mistake I made was putting the third string guys from
Jackass in charge of the Weed County. Can't tell the
small from pot fog. That's all the process. I reckon Well, Dowry,
(33:13):
I got the ski Daddel. I got perspective employers to interview.
There's one that's cute, but I don't like hiring a cups.
I ain't never heard of her. Megan Markle Well, I'll
give her a shut until next time, Diary, x'es and
o's Gary the US.
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Mackup Comy. I ain't here to chat. We got a
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This is a big show news special reports the war
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Good morning. From lawsuits against Hamburger joints to charging by
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now there's news of a bold new offensive against the
plus sized public. Treo of Mississippi. State lawmakers have introduced
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to bill and when making a crime for restaurants to
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a brainchild of three Mississippi congressmen. They say the Magnolia
State needs to come up with weight guidelines for their
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(35:42):
The reaction so far has been less than positive. In
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See y'all, for ten years, I've been trying to warn
(36:02):
you all this was coming, and now it's here. These
guys actually want to outlaw serving food the fat people.
What they gonna do make you stand on a truck
scale before you get in line of Captain Dees. Hey,
I'll give up my four piece catfish combo when you
pried out of my cold, dead, grease covered fingers. If
(36:25):
you ask me, these three goobs might want to get
out from one of the capitol dom and go meet
a few of their constituents. Cause if you gonna declare
warhole fat people, I ain't real sure you want to
fire the first shot in Mississippi. And I don't mean
that as an insult. Some of my favorite people all
time come from Mississippi. Jimmy Buffett, Jerry Klyer, Jefferson, Davis
(36:50):
bo Diddley, Brett Farb, Walter Payton, Conway Twitty, and a
certain singing star and a twopolow named Elvis Aaron Pressley.
Every single run of them is a legend. And there
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they're Southerners. It was born Southerners. He grew up like Southerners,
(37:13):
which means they ate like Southerners. See Turn of South.
We like everything's just as batter, depth and deep right
as we can get it. Part of our culture. I
mean the Mississippi state motto is vertut at comis, which
is Latin for would you like the biggie size that
comp And by the way, you know who else is
(37:36):
from Mississippi, old propri going whimprix. You mean to tell
me if the Great and Mighty Helper shows up that
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Bopeh's in Mississippis. Pompei is gonna be at the top
of her to attention. Help Nazis and Mississippi Congressman. But
(37:58):
out of my diet, shut down, shut up past the gravy.
I'll have a night.
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Let's meet our contestant, Roman from Cattlesburg, Kentucky.
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Good morning, Roman, I am hey, we do a good buddy.
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Welcome in here. All right, Roman, We're gonna ask Data
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he thinks she's righting wrong. Two bails for two buzzers
and you win.
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Sweet.
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Yeah, there's my first time calling you. Also.
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All right, we'll be gentlemen.
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Off this little move.
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Okay, my saying you've.
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Just met a business associate in China, and he asked you,
is your stomach in order?
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What does he really mean?
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He really means ill? Did that come out of you.
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In a valley girl accent? That's wild?
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Yeah? Are you ill?
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Are you at ill? Are you ill?
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Yeah?
Speaker 4 (02:09):
Roman?
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Do you agree or disagree Tater on Chinese readings? Taters
ch Are you agree? Well? I was trying to tell you,
Tater's not if you have been the China that molisier. No,
(02:30):
How's it going? That is their traditional greeting. Is your
stomach in order?
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That's how's it going?
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How's it going?
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You're supposed to answer.
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Even if your stomach is not in order. They don't
want to hear it. Just just say, like everybody asks you,
how you doing good? Yeah?
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Fine, yeah, okay, okay, good, all.
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Right, all right Roman, and put that in the back here.
Mind response is yes.
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It's called small talk, not Mike pressing life in thirty seconds. Okay,
So let's go to a true or false question? Okay, okay,
uh Taylor? True or false? Just over one hundred and
fifty years ago, it was common practice, before certain procedures
for doctors to knock out their patients with a surprise
(03:19):
punch to the head.
Speaker 6 (03:20):
That is interesting because that happened to a friend of mine,
except it wasn't a doctor and he was at Walmart.
Speaker 7 (03:26):
But he did get hit the head. It was knocked out.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
So it's true, true one hundred years ago common practice
punch in the head?
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Roman, Do you agree or disagree.
Speaker 8 (03:43):
On hasen?
Speaker 2 (03:46):
She said, it's true.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
You agreed with her about Chinese practices. Oh, I don't know.
She's been to more doctors. I don't know, about one
hundred and fifty years ago.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
And she does have a head.
Speaker 5 (03:58):
Yeah, it says.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
That.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
So you agree, and alright, that's aiven do okay, your lave,
your love. So the before the discovery of anesthesia, Yes,
the doctors were just surprised.
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What's that?
Speaker 1 (04:25):
All right?
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Here you go roam you winning and losing on this one, buddy,
and we got another tour.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
False.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
Hey, a large bust can cause fatigue, back aches, impaired breathing,
and even numbness of the hand.
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This is a subject.
Speaker 6 (04:46):
And that's just the men. It is true, my friend,
It's true.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
It's true, true, one thousand present. You agree in.
Speaker 5 (05:02):
Roman, yes, sir, And that on was.
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All right.
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Ended with a category you're right there, body money go
and Roman.
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You got the big old fission cycles price back, head
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It's time to ix yoo?
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What hold on?
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Patrick?
Speaker 7 (06:41):
What are you doing? In rafelt spell?
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It is?
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What is w.
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Hell? I guess it could be worse going right? Set
your white ass down?
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Yo?
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What's up?
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Welcome to x I the place to go for all
the for one one you need for Oh yo? U
u uh what you call intro personal relations? Tripp Asy
dig this, mister Turner. I've been married for a little
over a year. My wife is a wonderful woman. She's
very reserved and most people think she's a little nerdy,
(07:16):
but they don't know her like I do. When the
sun goes down and the lights go out, she turns
into a wildcat Jackpot some mornings, I can barely drag
myself out of bed. I'm a very lucky man. However,
a new wrinkle has developed. It's gonna happen.
Speaker 4 (07:35):
Brother, he used to it.
Speaker 10 (07:37):
She made me a very nice meal last week, Philip
mc non champagne and chuckol soupfoo what's that word?
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Little buo fly?
Speaker 7 (07:48):
Oh fay.
Speaker 10 (07:50):
I know she was up to something, but I wasn't
ready when she asked me to take her to a
swinger's weekend. I'm not even sure what that is. Can
you help me? He signed Suspicious Steve in Shreveport. Dear Steve,
the fact that you don't know what it is is
probably why she wants to go. So it sounds like
(08:14):
my brother got a live one.
Speaker 4 (08:15):
Ah.
Speaker 10 (08:17):
It should come as no surprise to you that Ike
has been to a swinger's weekend or twelve where you.
Speaker 7 (08:24):
Think I met all my wives?
Speaker 10 (08:25):
Ha ha hi hold in retrospeculation. That may have been
one of the reasons none of them lasted too long.
Speaker 7 (08:34):
But I regress. Well, if you're gonna take the missus.
Speaker 10 (08:38):
For a throw down in hotown, you sure enough need
a crash courts in swinging before the paddies get the
fluking you did.
Speaker 7 (08:46):
Let me preach on us that that that.
Speaker 10 (08:49):
Now, the fact that your old lady is fantasizing about
a freak fest says a couple of things. One she
is probably one of them what you call nimpto maniacs,
or be after only a year. She's ready to do
anything with anybody as long as it ain't you. And
these ain't necessarily bad things. Trust old ike, my brother,
(09:12):
the Swinger's weekend is gonna be an answer to your prayers.
Look at it like going to school, a school filled
with a bunch of damn horny widows. Now, judging from
your letter, and you probably see hands in there, and
judging from your letter, I believe that your erotical tastes
run to the mild side.
Speaker 7 (09:32):
Will, my brother, get ready for the wild side.
Speaker 10 (09:37):
But you got to be preparified so you don't get scarified.
Speaker 7 (09:42):
Now here's a few tips.
Speaker 10 (09:43):
First off, brother, you gotta be ready to pass your
old lady around like a play of horse dupers. And
all kinds of guys too, not just the good looking ones,
fat guys, old guys, little guys, guys hop along cassidy
outfield with guys with propeller hats. It's like going to
(10:05):
the Big Show, but everybody's naked and standing in line
to play Texas holder with your white Oh now that's
hard for some dudes to take. If you need a
little courage, do what I do, not quill with a
stern no chaser haha, and make sure she plays it
safe because you don't want no souvenir showing up in
nine months haha.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
But that ain't the end of your problems. Brother.
Speaker 10 (10:28):
You can't just go and be one of them what
you call a casualty observers. You're gonna have to perform.
Speaker 3 (10:34):
Now.
Speaker 7 (10:35):
I know what you're thinking. Man, what some of that?
Speaker 1 (10:38):
Man?
Speaker 7 (10:39):
But don't freak out.
Speaker 10 (10:40):
Just pay attention, take a what you call mental notifications
and experimente.
Speaker 7 (10:46):
You'll be in the middle.
Speaker 10 (10:47):
Of a whole smug as broad or sensual pleasures. But
it ain't without its dangers. It could be a mind
field of mistaken native identities. Uh, word of the wise.
No matter how good she might love me if she
got an Adam's apple like Jim Carrott, move along, you dig,
and then when you finally leave Freakville and get back
(11:07):
to the real world, you've augmentated your portaphological portfolio with
a million new exotical pleasures. Now, maybe you'll finally be
able to please that skag of horus wreck you married
to and won't have to go back to the Penicila Hillton.
But if it turns out that she can't be satisfied,
you might want to go back for a second semester
a swinging one oh one. Or you could just save
(11:30):
the wear and tear on your pride, and you'll hide
and give a one last thrill by putting that boot
in a place where she poots, because.
Speaker 11 (11:38):
You know, damn he say, ke Lisa, if you aren't
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I peel about seventy six sixty three Charlotte and.
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C two A two four one, damn.
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Chun boy and Billy.
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By the powers vested in me by the Federal Communication Commission,
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Done right, Good morning.
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Hang on, heah, we got the playhouse going right here. First, y'all.
Kevin King from Washington, Pennsylvania played beating the blonde back
in May and time he has for prayers to find
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Speaker 2 (12:52):
It's fourteen months old.
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Remember, Elena Rose Andrews is a granddaughter. Telling to keep
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Kevin wanted to send a huge, huge thank you to
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Rose Andrews.
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All keep Elena Rose in your prayers.
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Hello friends, you're old.
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Help Bertburn here with another pectoral twitching installment of John
Boy and Billy Playhouse today's episode sex Education. As our
story opens, Fred Boy Gordon, Fuzzy Murphy has been called
into the Dean's office.
Speaker 6 (13:43):
Please come in, mister Murphy and have a seat.
Speaker 7 (13:45):
Thanks, Dean Stockwell, what's this all about? Well, mister Murphy,
please call me Fuzzy.
Speaker 6 (13:51):
Yeah, I won't be doing that. It is come to
my attention that you have been making some nocturnal visitations
to several of the girl's dormitories. You what now, you've
been sneaking into the girl's dorms at night.
Speaker 7 (14:04):
Yes, that's true.
Speaker 6 (14:06):
Well, while this is not expressly prohibited in the university rules,
it is frowned upon.
Speaker 7 (14:11):
I didn't notice the girls frowning. Wink wink.
Speaker 6 (14:16):
Be that as it may. The school board and I
have decided to implement fines for after hour visits. The
first violation will be fined at twenty dollars.
Speaker 7 (14:24):
No, that's fair.
Speaker 6 (14:25):
The second violation will cost you sixty.
Speaker 7 (14:27):
Ooh geez, that's a little steep, don't you think.
Speaker 6 (14:29):
And the third violation will cost you one and eighty dollars?
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I have jack excuse me, sorry, I'm pre law.
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Yes, I thought that would get your attention. So do
you have any questions? Fuzzy, I mean, mister Murphy.
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Well, just one Dean Stockwell?
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And what's that?
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How much for a season pass?
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Son of us?
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Speaker 2 (17:50):
He's got sports on. Who's got a contact?
Speaker 1 (17:53):
Who's the dude who.
Speaker 5 (17:55):
Might be on watch the show?
Speaker 3 (17:58):
Well, then I'm man and Terry hands a good morning Terry.
Speaker 4 (18:03):
What do you say?
Speaker 2 (18:03):
Gang? Hey buddy?
Speaker 3 (18:05):
Well, Terry often mentioned in my introduction to you about
you being in the Saint Louis Sports Hall of Fame
and man, I just had a chance to view it
for the for the first time.
Speaker 2 (18:14):
Is a pretty cool format.
Speaker 3 (18:16):
Got there's not a speech as an actual eleven minute
interview such as love it as in the theme throughout
you always had jobs that you mostly weren't qualified for.
Speaker 7 (18:30):
That's me never done him before. That was more than.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
They're gonna head up the soccer team. I guess you
had a lot of experience with soccer.
Speaker 8 (18:38):
No, not to day I would be talking about that guy.
It was happened in twenty twenty two, and as a
Saint Louis kid, I mean, it's really a thrill for me.
It started out they played a thing on a podcast
that I was in a stadium club after the soccer
team was announced, and Ted Turner walked through and he
said to the radio guy, so, how is the how
(19:00):
are the things with the Hawks and the Braves? He said, okay,
well how about the Cougars. Got Cougars you mean the Chiefs?
He goes, yeah, whatever he got that. He's puts his
hand out to me. Hi, I'm Ted Turner. He forgot
me in a week. It was unbelievable.
Speaker 3 (19:15):
Uh.
Speaker 8 (19:15):
And then we talked about I had lived at atcheson Kansas,
Cape Girardo, Missouri, where our show used to go into Rochester,
New York, Washington, DC, Atlanta, and Charlotte. I went from
Cape Girardo to Kansas to coach baseball at my old college.
Been addicted. And then I was coaching baseball and the
(19:36):
president called me in and he asked me if I
want to coach soccer and I said no, I don't
know anything about soccer. He came back and said, I mean, wow,
look the baseball coach here will coach soccer. He said, okay,
well then I can do that. I got everybody together,
the players. I said, look, I have never played. You
know that I can motivate you. I can get you
(19:58):
a condition, I can organize you, and I could recruit
and this is what we'll do that. I got an
assistant coach that kind of like helped me out. We
won a lot of games, finished third in the country,
and I got that award, that national award where Ed
went with me to North Carolina and then I go
to Rochester my first job in pro sports. I had
never done PR before my entire life, and I'm the
(20:20):
PR director. I did marketing, I did the college draft,
and then I went to DC. They asked me to
go there, and I went there because they they they
were maybe going to have the San Diego Padres move there,
and it was all about baseball. I was a PR director.
Then I was the assistant GM. I was doing television
color with John Miller from ESPN Baseball, and Ted's in
(20:45):
a hotel room and he sees this. So the next
day I get a guy call me from Atlanta and says, look,
Tebo Lucky to come down here to do television for us.
I said, well, what'd my job beat? He said that's
a job. I go, well, no, I mean, okay, what
do you do? I said, I'm the assistant GM with
this team. He goes, well, come on down, we'll make
(21:07):
you the general manager. So I go down there and
then and then after the whole thing's over, says to me,
what do you want to do. You're a soccer guy.
I said, no, I'm a baseball He's a baseball I said, really, okay,
we'll make you a vice president with the Braves. I said, a.
Speaker 2 (21:25):
Vice president of what?
Speaker 8 (21:26):
He says, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (21:27):
We'll figure that out later.
Speaker 8 (21:30):
And then the guy I reported to had been the
president of TBS Sports and Network.
Speaker 2 (21:35):
He said to me, no, you're not going to do that.
Speaker 8 (21:37):
I go what it made me for breakfast? And that's
when he told me that he wanted to be the
head of TBS Sports. We went to Turner and Turner said,
can you do this? I said, I've never done it before.
Speaker 2 (21:47):
I don't know.
Speaker 8 (21:47):
I'll try. And then after seven years there, they wanted
me to go to Russia for the good Will Games,
and I didn't want to go to Russia, so I
left it. I went to the PGA Tour. Of course
I'm there and I don't play golf, trying to figure
that out. And then it came to Raycom and Charlotte,
I make you guys and the restless history.
Speaker 3 (22:07):
Sure is, buddy, that induction was just a nice little
cherry on top your career, buddy, awesome handsome. All right, man,
we will meet here again in one week, my boy,
thank you so much.
Speaker 8 (22:20):
I think I'm gonna talk about me working with the
Seamless Cardinals.
Speaker 3 (22:23):
Okay, nice, Yeah, the team you grew up loving. We'll
say a little skid in your little hop along Cassidy
outfit Superman, Superman.
Speaker 2 (22:35):
All right, my boy.
Speaker 3 (22:36):
Well, let's play us in wordy word y' all one
eight hundred big show you told free line. Let's get
a couple of contentions. Play next, good morning, This will
(23:10):
make shore on the radio for you. Tuesday, August sixth Yo.
Listen back this time last Friday, you heard Oscar and
Bruce play worthy.
Speaker 2 (23:19):
Word to a tie.
Speaker 3 (23:22):
After two overtimes still ended in the tie, we said, well,
let's pick it back up next week. Well here it
is this next week, so let's pick it back up.
Speaker 7 (23:33):
I had to have everybody's head.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
I bite the bad played the wordy word and a
wordy word. Let's meet the boys again.
Speaker 3 (23:40):
It's Oscar from Spanish Fort, Alabama.
Speaker 2 (23:43):
Good morning, Oscar, Good morning, mister dunboy.
Speaker 5 (23:47):
Oscar in hot.
Speaker 3 (23:50):
And we got Bruce from Darlington, South Carolina. Good morning, Bruce,
morning boy, good morning. Hope you all boys didn't break
training over the weekend, and.
Speaker 6 (24:00):
I mean.
Speaker 1 (24:03):
What we do.
Speaker 3 (24:05):
All right, Well, let's pig it up. Let's do round one,
all right, Oscar?
Speaker 2 (24:11):
Are you ready?
Speaker 4 (24:12):
Yes, sir?
Speaker 3 (24:13):
Okay, all right, start the clock. Now, it's cool. You
get a pencil and right on a piece of yeah.
Uh huh, okay, you have a pretty blank with your
mouth and nose, a pretty no, your whole your whole blank,
your eyes, the whole deal.
Speaker 2 (24:32):
Pretty what?
Speaker 1 (24:33):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (24:34):
Uh huh?
Speaker 3 (24:34):
All right, tweet tweet goes the outside what they fly? Yes,
uh huh oh, I had a blank replacement. It's a
joint right above your shin. Yes, uh huh rhymes with it.
Speaker 2 (24:47):
Over too is.
Speaker 5 (24:52):
Oh right?
Speaker 2 (24:53):
Good deal, good deal.
Speaker 3 (24:54):
We put a five on the board there oscar so
Bruce and Tater for their round one. All right, sort
number five. Bruce you ready, yes, sir, okay, and go.
Speaker 6 (25:06):
Do you have your house blank to get into your lockedhouse?
Speaker 7 (25:10):
Yes?
Speaker 6 (25:10):
Rhymes with it. Hey, Look, can you climb one of
these outside that has leads?
Speaker 4 (25:15):
Yes?
Speaker 6 (25:15):
Rhymes with it.
Speaker 9 (25:16):
Did you did you pay your homeowner blank or your
gym blank so that you can work?
Speaker 6 (25:22):
Yep? Rhymes with it sweet blank and unsweet? You want
sweet unsweet?
Speaker 4 (25:27):
Yep?
Speaker 6 (25:28):
Uh? This rise with it?
Speaker 8 (25:30):
What?
Speaker 6 (25:30):
How do you blank? Guilty or not guilty? Yeah? Rise
with it? This buzz buzz? What is it?
Speaker 1 (25:40):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (25:41):
And gave him that one didn't matter?
Speaker 1 (25:43):
All right?
Speaker 2 (25:43):
We see how you calling him a little bit outside?
We got it there.
Speaker 3 (25:47):
All right, Well, Bruce, y'all take the lead by one.
It is six to five, all right, Taty. You sounded
like a hic when you're talking about unsweetened to.
Speaker 6 (25:55):
You, that's how I used to ask people when I
would on it.
Speaker 2 (26:00):
She's from.
Speaker 4 (26:02):
Then we go.
Speaker 2 (26:02):
Alright, then we go, Oscar, me and you for round two.
Are you ready? Okay? Wow?
Speaker 3 (26:09):
Okay, that's an we're starting with. All right, so are
we You got that?
Speaker 2 (26:17):
You got? That's that's right? Yeah, do that?
Speaker 3 (26:28):
Okay, right back to you, Oscar. Are you still ready? Okay?
Start the clock now. A dog has these what no,
they scratched? You scratched because your dog has they get
on him? What did you say that?
Speaker 1 (26:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (26:47):
Yeah, yeah, okay, rhymes with it? A green blank a vegetable.
You eat it, eat your blanking carrots. Yes, rhymes with it.
That doesn't costs. That's absolutely, I'm giving.
Speaker 2 (27:00):
It to you. It's what absolutely? Yes, uh rhymes with it.
You go to college today? Yeah? Three forard an eight score?
Speaker 3 (27:15):
All right, dog gone, And let's see if Bruce and
Taylor can do three will no one? The three, will win, two,
will tie, three, will win hard?
Speaker 2 (27:26):
Set up? Ready, go, it's.
Speaker 9 (27:28):
Hot outside, it's one hundred yep, all right, this word,
I'm looking over a four leaf. Ye, you have to
cut your meat with one of these. Cut your yes, and.
Speaker 5 (27:42):
There it is nine more win.
Speaker 2 (27:47):
Nay, no, Oscar.
Speaker 3 (27:49):
We couldn't quite capture that Friday magic, but you can
try again anytime.
Speaker 2 (27:55):
And Jackie told me she saved about another prize pack.
Speaker 3 (27:58):
Both of you guys will get prized by Bruce will
get the mount Olive Pickles prize back right here in Oscar.
Speaker 2 (28:04):
We'll give you Fridays. All right, boys, alrighty, thank you,
thank you.
Speaker 3 (28:08):
Appreciate y'all listening to the big show playing with us. Yeah,
good morning, got the big show on the radio. Got
our big request right here in my hot little hand.
Mark Stanley out of Alexandria, Louisiana says, how about something,
Gary Busey. We got you something, Mark, coming up next.
(28:53):
Good morning. That's a big shawing the radio. Got that
request coming in from Alexandria.
Speaker 2 (28:59):
Louise.
Speaker 3 (29:01):
All around there, man up the East coast Hurricane Debby.
Speaker 2 (29:05):
Man, I'll be careful out there.
Speaker 3 (29:08):
So Mark, go something from Gary Busey. Here you go, Mark,
just for you. And now an entry into the diary
of Gary Busey. Dear Diary, this is Gary.
Speaker 4 (29:24):
You see well, Diary is time for use thee Empire
to expand. I've had big success in the past with
Busy Burger, Bubbling, Beaucy Cola and Bucy It's super rude
I've had my fingercap on for a bump on blocks
for a while, but being a true mpreneur, never lay
(29:45):
rest on his laurels. I figured I had to pull
my thinker later out of mothballs. After having lunch with
some of my old friends. Seems like they're once shining
star has dulled and they're hard up for some no
ray me, So I'm putting them to work. Introducing fair
Share Gears, Celebrity car wash and medical weed Dispensary. Come
(30:09):
on down the fair Share Gears, get a wash and
a buff and take a puff. Stars washing cars, come
get yards. Yeah well, Diary, we started off with a bang.
Speaker 2 (30:26):
I have no problem.
Speaker 4 (30:27):
Wh I enough folks to work. I was looking for gals,
mostly ones with a certain morally, a casual attitude.
Speaker 1 (30:34):
Ye yea yeah yah.
Speaker 7 (30:35):
Yeah yeah yah yeah yeah.
Speaker 4 (30:38):
I know what you're thinking, Diary, But fair Share gear,
there ain't nothing there for the ladies. Nah, dope, this
is holly weird. Ladies is gonna dig this too, probably
a little bit more than most of the dudes. First up,
(30:58):
I put Lindsey Lohan of Word. She got no trouble
sutting up that flimsy white tank top and working.
Speaker 7 (31:04):
That's fun.
Speaker 4 (31:10):
Brooke Hogan signed up pretty quick. Her daddy the Hulksters
all saggy and sad these days. She needs to make
her own scaff adudy. I decided to give Catherine Hegel
a try. She got a reputation for being a tad difficult,
so I make her wear this shock collar. Now I'm
(31:31):
gonna be honest, diary. I kind of hope she acts up.
Google Moogly, here's my chance gonna make that stuck up
beace dance shoot of the juice.
Speaker 2 (31:40):
Watch your bows cut loose, better luck next time.
Speaker 4 (31:43):
EF folks tried talking me out of it, but I
decided to give that little hollow Penie Pepper Tila tequila
at She ain't a great worker, but you get a
few drinks in her and she sort of waller's again
(32:05):
in the side of the cars he goes by. It's
a great show and it keeps her on her feet.
Everyone was surprised I was able to hire Cursed and Dust.
I told her a long time ago she'd be a
hell of a lot more markable. She'd lost her baby teeth.
The man them things just keep hanging in there like
little baked beans. If I'm gonna be honest a man.
(32:30):
The vines might have been a mistake. She's out there
on that line making them funny noises, hearing voices. Good
luck getting her to keep her top on knocked that
I'm complaining, womp. I only lost one employee so far.
I had to let Kathy Griffin go. Well, Diary, that's
(32:52):
not true. I had to let Carrot Top go. I
just thought it was Kathy Griffin. I think the only
mistake I made was putting the third string guys from
Jackass in charge of the Weed County. Can't tell the
small from pot fog. That's all the process. I reckon Well, Dowry,
(33:13):
I got the ski Daddel. I got perspective employers to interview.
There's one that's cute, but I don't like hiring a cups.
I ain't never heard of her. Megan Markle Well, I'll
give her a shut until next time, Diary, x'es and
o's Gary the US.
Speaker 3 (34:01):
Good morning. It's a big show on the radio. You
want your mad Max track for you? John Moore and
Billy Autum, you're making this summer. We got you one
right here. I did search for keywords fat war when
you hit the big box at the Big Show dot com.
Speaker 1 (34:15):
John Boynbilly Show, Mad Mag.
Speaker 2 (34:18):
That's how's it going.
Speaker 1 (34:19):
Mackup Comy. I ain't here to chat. We got a
big breaking news story.
Speaker 15 (34:26):
This is a big show news special reports the war
on fat people. Reporting on the phone from his house,
here is correspondent mad Mix.
Speaker 1 (34:36):
Good morning. From lawsuits against Hamburger joints to charging by
the pound fireline tickets, the global war against fat people
has never been more heated than it is today, and
now there's news of a bold new offensive against the
plus sized public. Treo of Mississippi. State lawmakers have introduced
(34:58):
to bill and when making a crime for restaurants to
serve food to fat people. Yes, as incredible as it
may seem, this new threat to the high cholester all
way alife has reared its pointy little head, not in
some tight ass pantywte country in Europe, but in a
great state of Mississippi. House Bill two eighty two is
(35:21):
a brainchild of three Mississippi congressmen. They say the Magnolia
State needs to come up with weight guidelines for their
citizens and not allow restaurants to serve food to anyone
who meets the official definition of old bees. Companies who
violate the law could face having their business license revoked.
(35:42):
The reaction so far has been less than positive. In
the words of one observer, my big Old Bos reporting
for Big Show News, I'm mad Max, and now let's
get an editorial comment from our senior correspondent, Mad Max.
See y'all, for ten years, I've been trying to warn
(36:02):
you all this was coming, and now it's here. These
guys actually want to outlaw serving food the fat people.
What they gonna do make you stand on a truck
scale before you get in line of Captain Dees. Hey,
I'll give up my four piece catfish combo when you
pried out of my cold, dead, grease covered fingers. If
(36:25):
you ask me, these three goobs might want to get
out from one of the capitol dom and go meet
a few of their constituents. Cause if you gonna declare
warhole fat people, I ain't real sure you want to
fire the first shot in Mississippi. And I don't mean
that as an insult. Some of my favorite people all
time come from Mississippi. Jimmy Buffett, Jerry Klyer, Jefferson, Davis
(36:50):
bo Diddley, Brett Farb, Walter Payton, Conway Twitty, and a
certain singing star and a twopolow named Elvis Aaron Pressley.
Every single run of them is a legend. And there
ain't a bony looking one in the bunch. Why because
they're Southerners. It was born Southerners. He grew up like Southerners,
(37:13):
which means they ate like Southerners. See Turn of South.
We like everything's just as batter, depth and deep right
as we can get it. Part of our culture. I
mean the Mississippi state motto is vertut at comis, which
is Latin for would you like the biggie size that
comp And by the way, you know who else is
(37:36):
from Mississippi, old propri going whimprix. You mean to tell
me if the Great and Mighty Helper shows up that
Pompey's in orders, the three piece mal deal ain't gonna
run high and made no mistake of bout it. I
Bopeh's in Mississippis. Pompei is gonna be at the top
of her to attention. Help Nazis and Mississippi Congressman. But
(37:58):
out of my diet, shut down, shut up past the gravy.
I'll have a night.
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