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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Good morning. I got the big show on the radio
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Blonde for that big old aforementioned prize. Pack Bude right now,
brand new time, brand new place. It's working out real
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And he's here right now on the line with us.
Good morning, Pack.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
Good morning, John Boy and crew.
Speaker 4 (00:27):
I'm calling you from beautiful Chapel Hill, North Carolina, because
we have our ACC Network road trip tours going on
and it's been bestowed upon me to get through this
weather to get up to see old Mac Brown and
see what's going on with the Heels this year. So
if you're watching the old EACC Network tonight, you'll see
a North Carolina football special one hour everything you need
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to know about the Tar Heels tonight on ACC Network.
So we'll see what's going on there. It's gonna be
kind of weird with North Carolina. I mean, after Sam
Howe and Drake May, they got this three headed monster quarterbacks,
so we'll see what happens on that front.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
So Mac looking to close the deal.
Speaker 4 (01:04):
In the last couple of years, they've gotten off to
good starts and didn't finish very well in November, so
they got a little chip on the shoulder. We'll get
a deeper dive on all that later on, John boy,
it's time for little Southern Friede football. You know, last
week at the tail end of the week was the
official date.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
Where all these new teams joined new leagues.
Speaker 4 (01:22):
Like in the ACC, we added the whole technically, we
added Stanford in California, you know, Atlantic Coast Conference in California.
You know, the Big Ten added Washington and Oregon and
USC and UCLA and.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
All this stuff.
Speaker 4 (01:37):
So I just want to get you up to speed
and you will not be tested on this later.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
But here's what we got, all right.
Speaker 4 (01:44):
The Big Ten, let me emphasize again, the Big Ten
has eighteen teams in it.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
This year, all right.
Speaker 4 (01:53):
The Big twelve, Johnny, the Big twelve has sixteen teams
in it.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
The Pac twelve is down.
Speaker 4 (02:03):
To two teams two, the Pack twelves down to two, right,
and then of course the Atlantic, the Atlantic Coast Conference.
We have added San Francisco markets with cal and Stanford
and the Metroplex down in Big D with SMU. So
that alone should tell you kind of how screwed up
the landscape is in college athletics.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
And it used to be real simple.
Speaker 4 (02:25):
The Big Ten had ten teams, the Big Eight would
have eight, or the Big twelve would have twelve.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
I mean, it's just whacked out.
Speaker 4 (02:32):
So you need to kind of pay attention this year
when you're watching games and all of a sudden, if
North Carolina's playing Stanford, that's a conference game. That's a
conference game, So go figure. It's kind of goroofy, it's
kind of weird.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
But that's what we got.
Speaker 4 (02:46):
Another thing real quick, and I did not realize this
until the end of last week, but the University of
Kentucky has been put on probation Johnny for football and
two things. Number one, I didn't know they were being investigated.
Number two, what could Kentucky have possibly done to get
in trouble in football?
Speaker 5 (03:05):
Now?
Speaker 3 (03:05):
Basketball?
Speaker 5 (03:06):
I get it all right.
Speaker 4 (03:07):
Football, I mean they ended up having a bunch of
illegal players. Apparently these dudes are getting paid to go
to a hospital and never did any work, and so
they got vacate their ten win seasons from a couple
of years ago. In which they won the Citrus Bowl.
So they cheated to get to the Citrus Bowl. And
I didn't even know in this day and age, whe
everybody get paid that that could actually be a violation.
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But then you've got Michigan, the defending national champions, Johnny,
they're already on three years probation. They've had a handful
of staffers either quit or get fired because of all
that nonsense.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
And now their new head coach, Roan Moore, he's in
all kinds of hot water with the NCAA.
Speaker 4 (03:45):
So you know, you got to figure out a way
to make cheating and art. If you're gonna cheat, right,
at least go win something right. And you know you're.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
I mean, you're in NASCAR, guy, you know you ain't cheating.
You ain't trying right.
Speaker 4 (04:05):
In the late great Dale Earnhardt would be like, man,
I want to hear that nonsense. If you win the trophy,
you're not Mischkin said, yeah, we cheated like crazy, but
we want a trope. Kentucky's over there, got a bunch
of kids going to the hospital even though they're not
doing any work.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
They're cheating to go to the freaking Citrus Bowl.
Speaker 4 (04:20):
I mean, You've got to really figure out, Johnny, how
you got to maximize this cheating business.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
And I did.
Speaker 4 (04:26):
Again, I'm shocked. Number One, the NCAA is still in existence.
Number two, that can actually charge somebody. Like I said,
everybody's getting paid left and right. So I don't know
what you gotta do to actually get on probation, but
apparently that is happening. So again, I thought it was
kind of a stunning development last week when I saw
the Kentucky's going on probation.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
So I don't know.
Speaker 4 (04:46):
I'm just ready for football. We're about three and a
half weeks away getting this thing started. August twenty fourth
is technically weak zero. The highlight game will be Georgia
Tech at Florida State in Dublin, Ireland.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
To kick off on the ACC. He's really the college
football season, so campter open. Life is good.
Speaker 4 (05:03):
Everybody's undefeated, everybody's got good attitude.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
So that's where we are right now in early August.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Johnny, all right, good stuff, pack you travel, save buddy.
We'll be watching it on the ACC network tonight and
see how every thing's going in Chapel Hill.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
You've got I'll tell Mac Brown.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
You said, hello, tell my I said, duh hu' still
got four years college.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
Elgabilding left.
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All right, there's Mark Packer pack Man, all right, looking
forward to that tonight on the television.
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Up.
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Good morning, Steve, Good morning John boy. What's up, buddy?
You are my man. You're in the spotlight, Steve.
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All right, sounds good? Hey Taylor, what's up girl?
Speaker 6 (07:21):
What's up?
Speaker 1 (07:22):
All right?
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Well, let's jump in here. President Nixon once called it
the greatest week in the history of the world. What
happened that week?
Speaker 7 (07:37):
He got late?
Speaker 1 (07:41):
It was in all the papers.
Speaker 8 (07:44):
His birthday, he got a pardon, uh, nick, pardon.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
That was the greatest week in the history of the world. Steve,
do you agree or disagree?
Speaker 5 (08:01):
I think I'm gonna have to agree. It sounds so strange.
I'll have to agree.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
You're gonna agree because it sounds so strange.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
It usually up there. Well you might have heard about this.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
We we actually mentioned it a couple of weeks ago
the Apollo eleven astronauts returned from walking on the move.
Speaker 8 (08:22):
Don't listen to the radio.
Speaker 5 (08:25):
Every morning?
Speaker 9 (08:27):
Every morning?
Speaker 2 (08:30):
Well there's one busy right, there's see what we can
do this, Tayer. According to the experts, maybe you are
one who knows the worst time for sex is right
after childbirth.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
It is harder to convince them.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
Number five, the worst time for sex is right after.
Speaker 8 (09:00):
What what?
Speaker 7 (09:02):
Having a meal?
Speaker 1 (09:03):
Having a meal? Steve? Agree or disagree? Right?
Speaker 5 (09:10):
Agree?
Speaker 1 (09:11):
And that wasn't they to do? Yes? Right after eating? Yeah,
you're getting cramp and.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Wait thirty minutes anyway, all right, here we go, Here
we go? But wanted to losing all this true or
false question? According to psychologists, can most people accept laughter
during a romantic encounter?
Speaker 1 (09:39):
I mean, I think they prefer applause.
Speaker 8 (09:41):
But false, I don't think they can handle it.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
Most people except laughter during a romantic encounter.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
You say false, Steve agreed?
Speaker 10 (09:54):
Disagree?
Speaker 2 (09:55):
You agree with that, and it's hello, look at me.
You gotta go with your strengths no matter what you're doing.
Let that be a lesson to you, Steve up there
in West Virginia there.
Speaker 5 (10:11):
By, Yeah, I remember that.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
We stay.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
We're gonna give you a nice consolation prize. Buddy, you
hang on.
Speaker 5 (10:21):
Hey, Can I give a shout out?
Speaker 1 (10:22):
Of course you can.
Speaker 5 (10:25):
Hey, I want to give a shout out to the
maintenance department in Harrison County, West Virginia and the best
executive Secretary in Harrison County, Carol Davis. No mountaineers. I
was thinking that this is the greatest week, and they
of the world is the creation.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
There was Nixon. Yes, okay, confirm it, Thank you very much.
Speaker 3 (10:47):
I going.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
Alright, I'll catch them up on your knees now. Got
Hurricane Debbi making the way up the east coast. The
builders are still sweating like, well, the top ten things
he sweating like.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
We'll find out on the other side of.
Speaker 3 (11:38):
A morning.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
There's a big show on the radio. August the seventh.
We ain't even hit the dollar days of summer in.
It's all right, Billar's got our top ten lists right down,
a very personal top ten list from mister Pillars.
Speaker 7 (11:55):
I guess that's my cue. Well done, this just in
I'm fat, and for that reason and that reason alone,
I hate summertime. I tell you right now, when the
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because all they do is make gravy.
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Oh mommy, Oh, mommy, there's a hair in it. Shut
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I'm fat in summer. I have to wring out my
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sweat like Number ten. I sweat like a Hershey bar
in Amy Schumer's back pocket. Number nine. I sweat like
the cameraman on an Alec Baldwin movie. Too Soon, Shut
Up Kidnumber eight. I sweat like George Costanza eating Kung
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pow chicken. George likes his chicken spicy. Number seven. I
sweat like Hillary Clinton being asked to put her hand
on a bible.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
Number six.
Speaker 7 (13:13):
I sweat like Madonna's plastic surgeon reading Yelp reviews.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
Number five.
Speaker 7 (13:20):
I sweat like a one legged hooker working both sides
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Speaker 1 (13:24):
Number four.
Speaker 7 (13:25):
I sweat like a cat trying to bury crap on
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Speaker 1 (13:35):
Is this thing on.
Speaker 7 (13:39):
Number two?
Speaker 1 (13:39):
I sweat like a bud light salesman at a biker bar.
Speaker 7 (13:45):
And the number one thing, I sweat like Joe Biden
at a preschool open house.
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I'm fat.
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Number ten?
Speaker 7 (15:55):
Does China pay you in dollars or yen? Number nine?
Did you ever ask for a refund for those hair plugs?
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Too soon?
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Number five?
Speaker 1 (16:28):
Is your daughter Ashley a good kisser?
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Oh?
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Hey? Read the diary? Number four?
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How many illegal aliens does it take to change an election?
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Number two?
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Does it hurt when Jeff Dunham puts his hand up
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Joe Biden, what day is it?
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Have the box office report from the weekend. Deadpool and
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Movie of all time. About that of all time.
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this Friday. Border Lands. This is set on the planet
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In, yep, and the girl goes, I got my mouth.
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That's the that's that one Borderlands, that's what also coming out.
It ends with us. This is a drama, romance, drama, uh.
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Oh no one, and then then what happens.
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I'm not gonna spoil it because I know you're getting It.
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Ends with them somehow.
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Girl.
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All right, that's a wrapper with it.
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Thank you. Well, let's get us a winner. Let's play
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Wordy word and the wordy word.
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Lets meet a contestants. We got David from Warner Robbins Georgia.
Speaker 10 (23:29):
Good morning, David, Hey, good morning John boy.
Speaker 2 (23:33):
Welcome buddy, and we got John Henry from Smith's Station, Alabama.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
Good morning, John Henry.
Speaker 6 (23:40):
How y'all fair, Hey, we're good man, Old John Henry.
It was a truck driving man or a cold digging
man or a hell of a man. Hell of a man,
so John, he was all right. So he gets Tater
for his partner.
Speaker 10 (23:56):
That's a superstar.
Speaker 1 (24:00):
Boy.
Speaker 10 (24:00):
Yeah, Bud, I'm gonna give a shout out from uh
down here making Georgia Navisent Medical Center. My dad's been
down here for the past three days.
Speaker 5 (24:08):
Uh huh.
Speaker 10 (24:08):
He's holding he's holding on strong man. So I just
want you to pray for him.
Speaker 1 (24:12):
Okay, David's dad.
Speaker 2 (24:14):
All right, David your will, buddy, Uh hang on after
we play here, but Jackie on you so, uh well,
let's see.
Speaker 1 (24:21):
What we can do here.
Speaker 2 (24:22):
So John Henry, you relaxs me and David to go
for the first thirty seconds, all right.
Speaker 1 (24:26):
David you ready to go, buddy, Yes, sir? All right?
Speaker 2 (24:30):
Darting the clock now right next to the gas pedal
is the break yeah, uh huh rhymes with it.
Speaker 10 (24:37):
Not a pond, It is a lake.
Speaker 2 (24:40):
Rhymes with it blank a snake or blank the rattle.
A baby does this to a rattle shakes, yeah, uh
huh rhymes with it. I just said that a copperhead shake.
Speaker 10 (24:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (24:53):
I like my blank rare still rhyming shak yeah uh
still rhyming is not real.
Speaker 10 (25:00):
It is fake an the boy.
Speaker 1 (25:04):
Six on the board. Good word, David, So John Henry
and give me all right, we got a six. Here's
John Henry and Tater ready go all right?
Speaker 8 (25:27):
You use this to uh sweep up leaves instead of
a blower. Yes, rhymes with it. A snow blank rhymes
no bank, no, no, it falls from the sky. No
two are alike, No, no, no, no, two of these
are alike. It's a snow blank. Yes, Hey, my muscles
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still rhyming. My muscles are sore. Yes, rhymes with it.
I do this with cookies in the oven.
Speaker 2 (25:56):
Fake fake, fake boy, I might say, yeah, uh huh,
But John Henry says the word a bunch of times.
Speaker 10 (26:05):
I like it.
Speaker 1 (26:06):
What end up with a four on the board. Good work, y'all.
Speaker 2 (26:09):
So David leads John Henry six to four, going in
around two. All right, David, are you ready? All right?
Speaker 1 (26:18):
Start the clock now the whole thing shakes. It's on
earth quake. Yeah, uh huh, all right, Baanby was this
kind of animal? Uh huh.
Speaker 2 (26:28):
On Sundays you go to uh huh, I'm want a
blank free life. Don't blank out.
Speaker 1 (26:36):
Man, stress free?
Speaker 2 (26:38):
Yeah, uh huh, all right. This is what spiders webs
made out. And you make women's clothes out of this yarn. Sheets,
sheets are made of this real slick.
Speaker 10 (26:51):
Oh man, I bad, John boy a man, I've been down.
Speaker 1 (26:55):
But a four on the six. We got a ten score,
so John Henry and six will time? Seven will win you? Ready,
John Henry, I'm ready, okay, picking up on that last one.
Speaker 8 (27:10):
Go a worm spins this. Yes, you may drink through
one of these kids like them, y'all Rise with it.
You blank me a picture, Yes, rise with it. You
you do this back and forth on a piece of wood.
Cut it in half, you cut it off, Yes, rise
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with it. This is what you chew with It goes
up and down in your face. It's your what No,
it's the whole big thing.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
We're rhyming.
Speaker 8 (27:38):
The crab has these crabs.
Speaker 1 (27:40):
Have claw was a six for the time. Yeah, you
did just enough. The forrceover time, John Henry.
Speaker 13 (27:54):
All right, then boys, you know what when you here,
we have a fifteen second overtime clock.
Speaker 2 (28:04):
Put up the fifteen second randall got it, all right, David,
Let's see how many we can get in fifteen seconds.
Speaker 3 (28:11):
All right, let's do it.
Speaker 2 (28:14):
Okay, Tanny, you get your word tabs already ripping?
Speaker 1 (28:19):
Get there, got a new tablet you sure do?
Speaker 2 (28:21):
All right? All right, David, here we go start the clock.
Now another word for a couch. Uh yeah, uh huh,
all right, I have a blank due to cold bank
due to a cold I'm doing that.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
No, yeah, you got it? All right.
Speaker 2 (28:47):
We put a two on the board, so John Henry
and Taylor two will force double over time.
Speaker 1 (28:55):
Three will win. Ready, John Henry, let's go.
Speaker 8 (29:00):
Then go opposite of even is.
Speaker 1 (29:04):
Yes?
Speaker 8 (29:04):
Uh. The queen wears this on her head. Yes, tie
up rhymes with it opposite.
Speaker 3 (29:10):
Of up.
Speaker 10 (29:12):
Down yes, down for the wear.
Speaker 2 (29:17):
Well, David, we can't control how easy they get there
and overtime we could, we would came up.
Speaker 1 (29:23):
A little short, David Man, Yes, says love.
Speaker 2 (29:30):
Well John Henry, you got the big old Southern East
pets back. You share it with your dog, David, we appreciate.
Speaker 3 (29:36):
You playing with us.
Speaker 10 (29:37):
Yeah, I need I have Germany short haired corner.
Speaker 2 (29:40):
So I get y'all hold on boys, I said, don't Jackie,
don't get both of you hang on there.
Speaker 1 (29:47):
Good morning, Big Shows on the radio.
Speaker 2 (29:50):
I don't know why I thought about Forrest Gump when
I was saying a cough due to cold?
Speaker 1 (29:53):
Did he say that in the Forest Gum movie? I
couldn't tell what. No, No, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (29:57):
I don't ye Forrest Gumps. I have to pee, so
all right, dog, okay, well let's move on. Then I'm
leaving that behind me. Okay, ready to go. Bid request
for this Wednesday morning from Sandra Peterman from Newborn, North Carolina.
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Could you all play John Boy reading the church bullet
and bloopers? I need that this morning. Love y'all, Sandra,
thank you. Yes, I'm not the only one that just
loves those. We got it coming up next.
Speaker 1 (31:01):
Good morning, The Big Show is on the radio.
Speaker 2 (31:04):
Something you'd like to hear this time Monday to Friday
is hitting us up at the Big Show dot Com.
It is John more Miller Facebook page. Sandra Peaterman have
a new Burn, North Carolina. He requests, Sandra Amen I
know I always say this, these church bloopers that I love.
I always think I found some new ones, and then,
like you know, turns out they weren't new.
Speaker 1 (31:27):
These I've never heard these before. I know, I know
anything you say every time. I know I say that
all the time.
Speaker 2 (31:35):
But Steve, our archive is behind the glass. You you
listen up and see me Sam from here because I
went over there. They're new to me, and and that's what.
Speaker 1 (31:44):
It's all about.
Speaker 7 (31:45):
Everyone in the life.
Speaker 2 (31:47):
Well more actual church bloopers. By the way, y'all have some,
you notice them, send them on in. I can't get
enough of these. For the group of ladies called Moms
who Care and pray for the children in school, when
their meeting was canceled one week, there will be no
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Moms who Care this week. Oh that wasn't a whole announcement.
It was like a setup for the group of ladies
called Moms who Care. Their meeting was called all No
Moms who Care.
Speaker 1 (32:27):
A woman's blouse was.
Speaker 2 (32:29):
Found at a table in the middle of the usher
appreciation dinner. If you lost your blouse, please come to
the church office. The ladies in the style show will
meet with their dresses down in front after a morning worship.
Speaker 1 (32:49):
A worm. Welcome to all who have come.
Speaker 2 (32:52):
Today Him for today, I love thee My Ford helpers
are needed. Please sign up on the information Sheep. Diana
(33:12):
and David request your presence at their wedding. Presence present, gifts,
presence present. Lent is that period for preparing for Holy
Weed and Easter. Dude, bless the Lord O my soul
(33:37):
and forget all his benefits. We pray that our people
will jumble themselves him of response, crown him with many
cows what should be crowned. Childcare provided with reserve vations.
(34:03):
Tonight Pastor will preach on diving healing. I'm just reading them.
Speaker 1 (34:10):
Everyone is a life where.
Speaker 2 (34:17):
And finally, Janet Smith has volunteered to strip and refinish
the communion table in the Saint You.
Speaker 1 (34:27):
All right, Dave, that first time you ever heard? Does? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (34:33):
I never have?
Speaker 1 (34:34):
Hefore, who can't be topical? Good morning? Make shows on
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the radio.
Speaker 2 (35:05):
A few more minutes for the broadcast and the podcast.
The next thing I world, I don't mean like tell
me why I'm playing the wordy word game right like
just right before tomorrow. I gotta tell you the evil
Randy has been on my shoulder, saying get everybody to
go yeah every time they hear a bell, huh yeah, uh,
(35:29):
let's get back to the bit box. You want this
Cadbury for your John Boy Billy album. Keywords wrestling much.
Speaker 7 (35:37):
Whatever the fall in the match they under tracker.
Speaker 1 (35:43):
That was awesome? Wasn't that awesome?
Speaker 2 (35:48):
Cadbury Catbarry Hey, put down that book.
Speaker 11 (35:51):
I'm sorry, it's huh what with you?
Speaker 1 (35:53):
Can't you understand the words that are.
Speaker 11 (35:55):
Coming out of my mouth?
Speaker 1 (35:57):
One moment? So hell we are? How may I be
of assistance?
Speaker 3 (36:01):
Dews?
Speaker 1 (36:02):
Where did you put them here?
Speaker 11 (36:04):
Plugs in shortly after your first yes splitting.
Speaker 1 (36:10):
Cadvery.
Speaker 2 (36:10):
Come on, we got ringside seats and the ww AP
and you're sitting there reading a bug man.
Speaker 1 (36:16):
You can do that at home, Capitol IDEA.
Speaker 11 (36:18):
Good night's up?
Speaker 2 (36:18):
Oh come on, Cadbury trying to play attention. There's only
one match left, Hardcore Holly's against Stone Coast Steve Auston
for the title.
Speaker 11 (36:26):
Podcore Holly and Stone Cold Steve Austin. How quaints uh?
Look at some of these names, Taz Edge, Rikishi. They
sound more like automobiles than grown men's.
Speaker 1 (36:40):
That's what wrestling is all about Cadbury.
Speaker 11 (36:43):
That's not wrestlings. It more closely resembles a bad knuckled
street brawl. This evening's parade of muscle bound ruffians could
hardly know the final points of the sport of kings.
Speaker 1 (36:53):
This ain't the sport of kings. It's wrestling. Hello, boy,
name is Sneaks.
Speaker 11 (37:01):
I merely meant to point out that this spectacle before
us bears no resemblance to real wrestling.
Speaker 1 (37:06):
Oh and I suppose you know all about real wrestling.
Speaker 11 (37:10):
As a matter of facts, in my younger days, I
was quite a grappler, as they say, Oh come on,
certainly more accomplished than any of these overcompensated circus clowns.
Speaker 1 (37:20):
They're not clowns, Cadbury.
Speaker 2 (37:22):
They're finally tuned athletes, carefully trained, perfectly conditioned, skilled performers
honing their craft and performing in the most violent, so
proper on earth nice tries.
Speaker 1 (37:31):
Uh what he made, Cadbury.
Speaker 11 (37:33):
That's exactly how you described yourself to that baby doll
in the concession stand up.
Speaker 1 (37:37):
Yeah, but I mean it about these guys. The WWF
is the best in sports entertainment.
Speaker 11 (37:43):
Entertainment maybe, but this is definitely not sports. For example,
look at this fellow they call stone Cold with that
shaved head. He looks more like an angry roll on
deodorant than a wrestler.
Speaker 1 (37:54):
Cadburry, I think he heards you.
Speaker 11 (37:55):
Oh I'm so scared, sir, Yes, I say, And what
are you going to do about it?
Speaker 1 (38:02):
Cadbury? No, come on, ladd, find out what it's like
to face a real man. You sweaty loud, Cary. Stop
and he's looking right at you.
Speaker 3 (38:11):
Who is he?
Speaker 8 (38:12):
Is he? Hey?
Speaker 1 (38:14):
Cue ball? Take a picture. It's a last longer old man.
You're making him mad? How can you tell?
Speaker 6 (38:19):
Sir?
Speaker 2 (38:20):
I'm reading his lips and I don't think that finger
he's holding up means you're number one?
Speaker 1 (38:24):
Oh what's the matter, mister world heavyweight champion?
Speaker 11 (38:27):
Are you afraid of a mature portlet gentlemen's?
Speaker 1 (38:30):
Gentlemen? Well, I'm waiting there, you see, sir?
Speaker 11 (38:36):
Nothing Once you call that bluff, they show themselves or
what they really are, muscle bound ballerinas. He knows better
than to dally with me?
Speaker 1 (38:44):
Is a stone cold? Indeed?
Speaker 7 (38:48):
What is it?
Speaker 1 (38:49):
I you what spit it out?
Speaker 8 (38:52):
So?
Speaker 1 (38:52):
What is it?
Speaker 7 (38:53):
What are you pointing at?
Speaker 8 (38:54):
That?
Speaker 10 (38:54):
Fold?
Speaker 1 (38:55):
And share that's about to collide with your head. What canberry?
Are all right? No more brandy for me and Margaret.
I'm flying the plane.
Speaker 9 (39:06):
Cantberry got it's don't cook, it's in the ring. Oh
too late, elbow drops stone CoA stunner, Catberry. Get out
of there before you get hurt.
Speaker 3 (39:25):
Too late.
Speaker 7 (39:35):
There is a small ray of sunlight in this storm.
Speaker 1 (39:39):
What is it? I've convinced mister Austin that this is
a tag team match.
Speaker 5 (39:43):
What happen?
Speaker 1 (39:44):
Good luck? Getry now, it's.
Speaker 3 (39:48):
Not the sac its.
Speaker 1 (39:51):
Not don't come and then it got ugly.
Speaker 2 (40:05):
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