August 8, 2024 • 45 mins
Thursday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, John Boy searches the stars for the hidden personalities of our Big Show Family by consulting his pocket sized Fortune Teller’s book - (the same one he will give away this Friday).. - Willie P. Richardson’s birthday is today, so will play one of his phone pranks.. - The Big Show Drive In Theater is still in business and we’ll run down this week’s lineup.. - Angry Pillars ticks off the 10 signs he’s old.. - Gary Busey jots an entry into his diary.. - Oliver proves that the truth hurts.. - and Mr. Haney will close out the show today with Rump University..
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Speaker 1 (00:04):
Good morning.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
You got a big show on a radio. More chance
for you to win coming up after your news weathers
barts died.
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This is Spanjordi arts in.
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All today from hammer Langerfjord, Norway.
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After around to kick the Wolverine.
Speaker 4 (00:21):
There's nothing like sitting back, drinking a great big Harring.
Speaker 5 (00:26):
Smoothie and listening to the Big Show with John Boy
and Beiley.
Speaker 4 (00:32):
There's a bond in this one.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Cocking doodle doo upping at them. It is Thursday, August
the eighth, It's twenty twenty four. I'm just catching up here. Hey,
everybody on the Big Show, looking good, feeling good. Right,
do my job to the best of my ability for
the next four hours will include four big old prize pikes. Wow,
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we're going a twin spin on the bumper. I didn't
mean to That was pretty cool. Yeah good. Maybe I'll
just stumbled into good stuff for the next four hours.
And it's it's worked for the last forty years.
Speaker 6 (01:44):
What tack here?
Speaker 7 (01:46):
Oh everything you touch turns the gold.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
All right, and I'm turning everything down. It's Neil superflying going.
Oh you got it all. It was you all the time.
What I don't know how all right was the Here's
National water Burger Day. Man, we didn't grow up with
water burgers in our portion of the South. When I
was doing my Grand Slam Turkey hunt with Marlessey Oaks,
(02:10):
Ronnick Cuz, Strickland Cuz turned me on the water burg Yeah,
they're they're they're like in Texas.
Speaker 7 (02:16):
Yeah, I grew up when I was younger. I yeah,
they were around where I used to live when you
were down Texas.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Yeah, all right, with dog going. And there's one up
around uh up around Lake Norman that's close to us
in Lake Norman, North Carolina with Mooresville Race City, USA.
Speaker 7 (02:29):
But I don't think it's a waterburger.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
It's just got the name.
Speaker 8 (02:32):
Yeah, making a licensing deal well many years ago.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
To have a National Waterburger Day. Not water burger, That's
what I thought it was. He was saying, I don't
want no water burger.
Speaker 8 (02:44):
I think the best bacon cheeseburger going right now is
that Arby's.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Oh yes, you were telling me about that. They got
the meat, so they do. Uh So anyway, celebrate Wa
Burger's food fans and employees otherwise known as family members,
who are the heart and soul of the brand, much
like the Big Show here on the radio.
Speaker 7 (03:05):
You can just sort of do that.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
If Brandy run down the Army's to get us burgers.
That's where we are, all right then, and finally today,
I just wanted to point this out because we never
missed a chance to make fun of Tater and the
hard work she does getting these many sheets together every
single day. Today is sneak some zucchini into your neighbor's porch. Day. Well,
(03:31):
that doesn't sound as bad as when I saw it,
because you said sneak it into your neighbor's porch. It
could be a screened in porch.
Speaker 7 (03:39):
That's what I was thinking, onto.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
The porch, right, yeah, all right, okay, never mind, good job, Tater.
I'll find something else to complain about a little bit
later this morning.
Speaker 7 (03:49):
Keep trying there, buddy.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
We got three days and this the saved. We'll get
the winning beginning. So okay, okay, Big Joe's on the radio.
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prizepac name goes into the hat, you don't just make
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sure you are in the hat for the drawing the
Big Show dot Com. All right, let's take care guys
that want to play outbursts our three days in history
where we've got our categories. August eighth six, actor Sylvester
Stallone and former heavyweight boxing contender Chuck Webner settled a
lawsuit out of court for an undisclosed sum. Webner claimed
(04:57):
he was the inspiration for the Rocky.
Speaker 8 (05:00):
Movies, which Sylvester Stallon says he wrote in like three hours.
You know, so no wonder if he was just kind
of Oh, I'm just.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Taking I love that that settletter cord on every Oh,
Judge Wetner, Okay. Twenty seventeen, the Walt Disney Company announced
plans to create its own streaming service, canceling ties with Netflix.
Oh that's the old Disney plus I guess we got now, Yeah,
we don't need you anymore, all right. And finally, on
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this date in twenty eighteen, the Academy of Motion Pictures
revealed new Popular Film category for the Oscars Popular Film Category.
What I bet that, Yeah, they all had to be popular.
Speaker 8 (05:41):
Well, sometimes films don't fit into a certain category.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
All right, Well let the work think of the Oscars.
Speaker 9 (05:48):
No.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
One eight hundred, big show. We'll get a contestant and
play next. Good morning, it's a big show on the radio. Hey,
(06:20):
I just figured out while they're having surfing in Tahiti
for the Paris Olympics this year, no sewage in the
dos out kind of the middle of the os. And
it's just so, what ten thousand miles away in Tahiti,
wasn't it? I know, surfing really up in Paris and
that river you're talking about, you probably could ride in
on the turret. Yeah, because it's the French Polynesian islands.
(06:47):
So the French owned those islands. I guess, including Tahiti
about that. I liked the little shelf that they got.
They got the boats lined up, and it's not like right,
they don't surf right up to shore. Like you do
you know Atlantic? Yeah, cool stuff?
Speaker 8 (07:01):
All right?
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Anytime I learned something, I will share it. Okay, But
right now, let's get some women.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
Begin Upburst. Let's play Upburst. It's the game that anyone
can win. John Boy, Billy.
Speaker 10 (07:18):
We gave the prizes from the big Prize being.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
Let's go me contested number one. This should really be
a lot of fun. Win you're playing Upburst. Have a
hurry up and guest, time you love the best time
you love a big shots.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Let's say heard of Isaiah from Rays Creek, North Carolina.
Speaker 6 (07:44):
We shots.
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Won do with thout here? Hey morning, Isaiah, Good morning.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
How are you doing?
Speaker 2 (07:58):
Hey Boddy, We're all good there. Yeaheah, first time callers.
All right, man, give it that Isaiah the boy, Well,
welcome in here, Isaiah. Let's get you through. These three
categories will get you a cool fishing cycles prize by God.
All right, you are okay. In five seconds. Give us
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three boxing movies ready go.
Speaker 11 (08:23):
Rocky Rocky one, two and three.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
Wow it good work, good work. Now, give us three
streaming services ready to go.
Speaker 11 (08:34):
Netflix, Hulu and Disney Plus.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
Man, all right, Isaiah, give us three Oscar categories, ready
to go.
Speaker 10 (08:43):
Act Best Actor, Best Actress and Best Pictures.
Speaker 9 (08:47):
Look in.
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hat to win the Big Old f M seven fifty
x all terrain e byke Alright, Isaiah.
Speaker 10 (09:03):
All right, all right, here's a plan.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
We're gonna jump out, cut you up on your news,
riding on the other side our time capsule, Fire of
the Morning risers in a few minutes and twenty minutes
with Mom and Webster.
Speaker 12 (09:49):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one export.
Speaker 6 (10:04):
John Bonbelly, Mad Ma's ear.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
How's it going?
Speaker 6 (10:07):
Well, let's see, I'm fifty five years old, I'm white,
I'm straight. My wife thinks I'm an idiot, my kids
think I'm an ATM machine, and my Dogger's about to
make me spend the whole day sitting on the toilet.
So I just take a camera up my button, have
a look around. How you think it's going?
Speaker 2 (10:27):
Like you mad there, Bunny, butter know I'm mad.
Speaker 6 (10:30):
I'm mannering a bag of hammers. Wait, that's how dumb
I am. Anyway, Today's topic is TV sucks, and I
think I figured out why the way I said there's
two basic problems. First of all, we got too many
dad gum channels. I ain't to sound like Pete Paul
at the waffle House here, but when I was growing up,
(10:54):
TV had four channels, ABC, NBC, CBS, and something weird.
UF station that was nothing but holy rollers and real estate.
Now today the cable company will feed you as many
channels as you'll take. You have six hundred different channels.
You want four hbos, you got it. ESPN Channel shows
(11:18):
nothing but college soccer from nineteen seventy eight, Done Food
channel in Spanish. No problem off. Now you might think
having six hundred channels would be better, but it's not.
Turns out it's worse, a lot worse. Ain't need six
hundred shows an I were to fill up all the channels.
(11:39):
Let's face it, there ain't been six hundred good ideas.
And the whole history of television. We all remember the
good classic shows Bewitched, All in the Family in Rockford Files,
but nobody remembers the crap shows they put on between
the good ones. Forever great sitcom starring Dick van Dyke.
(12:00):
There was a third starring Jerry Van Dight and his
Mama that died and came back as a car. Howber
that one? My mother the car? It's kind of like
night Rider? Is that Luther from Coach was doing the driving?
And this was way back when they only had to
fill up four channels. Now that we got six hundred,
(12:20):
you think the turd ratio is gone down? Take again,
which brings up the second problem with television. We started
letting way too many people be on It. Used to
be people on TV were called entertainers because they knew
how to do something, you know, entertaining. Now we got
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reality TV. All you need is a boob job and
a bad attitude. Who's on TV lately? Bitchie housewives, fat
women that hoard stuff, grease balls from New Jersey, pregnant teenagers?
Speaker 4 (12:56):
Please?
Speaker 6 (12:57):
He were the kind of people I spent my whole
life trying to get away from us. But Max, nowadays
people want to watch real people on TV. No, women
and gay guys want to watch real people on TV.
Men are not interested in real people. That's why we're
watching TV. And when it comes to entertainment, men, they
(13:20):
ain't that hard to please. Now when a man turns
on the TV, he's looking to see one of three
things sports scores. A pair of boobies are good fart jokes.
You want to hook the mail audience, here's your show.
A girl with big boobies farts while she reads sports scores.
As you at your TV people, we're getting the housewives
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and hoarders and homos. We won't Aaron Andrews in a
tube top beating the burritos. Let us know what time
it'll be on, and we're there to then sat down,
shut up? Quote learning my life, John Boy, did it? Y'all?
Have a nice day, John.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
BOYA and Billy.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
Hey, that's quite a voice you've got there. You ever
think about doing radio? Good morning radio?
Speaker 12 (14:08):
Done right, Good morning.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
It's a big show on the radio. Let's spend a
few minutes with marm and Webster.
Speaker 10 (14:43):
Yoll, what's up? How y'all doing? Hey man, my great
uncle Ronald died last week and the whole family came
to the funeral, even my nerve wracking cousin Denise. You
know how every family got one person nobody gets along with.
In our family, it's cousin Denise. Of course, she can't
get along with nobody. I don't know how many times
you've been married. She's got a whole bunch of kids too.
(15:05):
Listen to this lineup. Her kids are JaMarcus, DeShawn, Hilandra DeAndre,
Janelle Orencio, and Debbie. By the way, Debbie was adopted.
Speaker 6 (15:19):
Ah.
Speaker 10 (15:20):
Now, as we all know, my female colleagues in the
African American community ain't scared to just make up a
name on the spots, which is a pretty bold move
if you think about it. I ain't talking about exotic
foreign names from Swahili or lou al Senda changing his
name to Kareem Abdul Jabbar. I'm talking about names ain't
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nobody's ever heard before, because ain't nobody ever had the
name before? And by the way, despite what you have heard,
it ain't no black women really naming their kids Toyota Corolla,
or for Micahdnett, or having twins named Aaranzelo and Lomangelo.
But since the has been known to pull a name
(16:00):
out of thin air sometime, and ain't the thing wrong
with that?
Speaker 9 (16:03):
Really?
Speaker 10 (16:04):
In fact, it's kind of cool if they do it right. Look,
ain't but one person in the world named Beyonce, right,
nobody makes fun of that?
Speaker 9 (16:12):
Why?
Speaker 10 (16:13):
Number one, it's a cool name. Number two, she hot
if this girl was fat, pissed off and working at
the DMV, the name Beyonce would lose a good bit
of its exotic four in charm. And by the way,
Beyonce's name actually comes from her uncle's last name. He says,
creole dude from Louisiana, rolling Beyonce. It's like Beyonce, but
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it's got an I instead of an O, and it
ain't got the little thing over the e at the end,
so it looks like Beyonce when you write it out.
I hope she don't never dump JD and run off
with one of her cousins. She could end up being
Beyonce Beyence. And if that does happen, y'all feel free
to make fun of that. But exotic black names ain't
(16:59):
all home runs. Jermaine Jackson got a kid name? Are
you ready for this? Joe Magesty? That's right. First time
I heard that, I said, your kidding. Speaking of the
Jackson family, Let's look at Michael's kids for a second.
He's got Prince, Paris and Blanket. Now legally all three
(17:20):
of them is named Michael. Prince's full name is Prince
Michael Jackson Junior. Thanks Dad, I was worried I wouldn't
gonna get my ass beat enough on the playground. And
his sister Paris is Paris Michael with a hyphen in
the middle of it. And Blanket's real name is are
you ready for this? Prince Michael Jackson the second, So
(17:44):
Michael kind of went with the George Foreman name things.
Speaker 13 (17:47):
You know.
Speaker 10 (17:48):
George Foreman named every one of his boys George and
put a number after that. His oldest is George Foreman
the second. Then he had George the third, Georgia fourth.
He got him all the way up to George the
like he was the British royal family or something. Plus
he got a daughter named Frieda George and another daughter
named George Jett. If George ever have another kid, he
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gonna have to name him George Foreman Grill. So as
you can see, my people ain't scared to go outside
the box on a child's name. But white people do
it too, especially white celebrities do it a lot, like
Frank Zappa named his kids Moon Unit and Dweezle. Nicholas
Cage got a boy named cal L, which was Superman's
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name when he was living on Krypton. The dude that
played Earl on My name is Earl. He named his
kid Pilot Inspector, and just to make it more jacked up,
he spells inspector with a K in the middle of
it and pen from penn and teller. He got a
kid named are you all ready for this moxy crime Fighter?
(18:57):
That's right, Blanket Jackson said, that's the dumbest name. In
other words, yes, we do it, but y'all do it too,
So don't be cracking on my man Keyshawn Johnson unless
you want to dog him about being the first one
to get kicked off dancing with the Stars last. Y'all
think about it. I'm good morning, and you got the
(19:20):
big show on the radio.
Speaker 2 (19:22):
More chances you to win coming up after your.
Speaker 4 (19:24):
News, weather and sports.
Speaker 11 (19:25):
Oh you can have all them good at two shoes
on the radio and talking about that damn teith and
having baby. They're nothing sexy than a hot young man
talking trash on the radio. I like all them opinionated
time men, rock limbo, yawn, handiy neil board, Yeah, snow
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on the roof. She had a fire in the party.
It's getting hot in here. I take off all my whoa.
I'd be no minerable.
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Good morn there's a big show on the radio for
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my wonderful thing giveaway number one hundred and thirteen this
week a couple of things. This is a red case
for an older model iPhone pocket sized copy of the
(22:38):
Fortune Telling Birthday Book. So I figured before we give
that away to a lucky listener, we'll go through our
Big Show birthdays and see how close it.
Speaker 7 (22:46):
Is and show them what fun they have that right, because.
Speaker 2 (22:50):
You know I was interested in your birthday except you.
You know that's that's where it goes, Just like nobody's
interested in your fantasy team except you. I found that
out your own sports guys hardly. So let's start with
our own tater. I see February The first says you
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have strong and definite emotions. You make a staunch and
loyal friend, but a bitter enemy. You speak resculy sometimes
I don't even know what that means.
Speaker 7 (23:26):
I'm shortened.
Speaker 2 (23:32):
Bersculy sometimes without intentions. You should learn to guard against jealousy.
Take care that your desire for revenge does not spoil
your happiness. You love your home and family life, So
nothing to worry about there, Bears, you're gonna turn on you.
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Bears said you want a betome my enemy? According to
this book.
Speaker 7 (24:04):
That is it done.
Speaker 2 (24:05):
Yeah, you're not where you go.
Speaker 4 (24:07):
It's like therapy.
Speaker 7 (24:08):
It's like they know me. I can't tell you how
many times I was punished for my tone. Oh my gosh, listen.
Speaker 2 (24:18):
My birthday move on March's Dory eight. Positive and aggressive.
You enjoy having people around you. The men born on
this day are fortunate and successful in business. And then
enough about the man. That turns to the women. The
women are good housekeepers in so far as management of
the household and family affairs or concerned, but actual housework
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is distasteful to them.
Speaker 7 (24:42):
I don't like doing it.
Speaker 2 (24:43):
I think I sound like I might have been gender bending.
Let's see Randy's okay, okay, women to shart with pillars.
He's next in July the thirteenth pillers not in the
control room, so I they feel free to jump on.
You are a clear thinker. You make decisions quickly and
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act impulsively. You are energetic. I'm sorry, don't laugh. You're
an energetic. You're energetic and aggressive aggressive. Okay, And I'm
the vorus reader. You probably know what that word means.
He'll read anything I say you are and he will
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write anything too. So you are ambitious for intellectual betterment.
You like to travel and will do so. You are
demonstrative and constant in your love as long as it's
animals are not humans. I just added that last part.
Speaker 1 (25:44):
Simprified man.
Speaker 2 (25:47):
Let's say next, heres, uh, Randy, August the sixteenth, Randy,
you are systematic, conscientious in details, slow, and generally accurate.
You will be a devoted parent, a loving mate, and
a loyal friend. You are a general favorite with your
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friends and associates. I don't like the bride. Wow, just
like a lot of things. You look good on paper.
Speaker 1 (26:21):
Out all right?
Speaker 2 (26:26):
What about our berry? Our burry in the booth?
Speaker 12 (26:29):
Right down?
Speaker 2 (26:30):
One of the smartest people we've ever met.
Speaker 7 (26:32):
Farm hand, very hopeful.
Speaker 2 (26:36):
All right, August is sitting on October seventh, for buried.
You are scrupulous, scrupulously honest, faithful to duty, and sincere
And you say just what you mean.
Speaker 4 (26:51):
That's buried right there now.
Speaker 2 (26:54):
Studious and intellectual, you are a well informed, a clear,
keen thinker, and a lucid talker.
Speaker 1 (27:03):
Do not marry young.
Speaker 2 (27:05):
You will judge people differently and by different standards as
you grow older. Wow, man, I think Mary been nailed
the best from us so far. Well except for that
part about me being positive and aggressive. All right, so
I got a belly. December the eleventh, Billy James, you
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speak and act hastily but mean no harm. You are
a great reader and a good and entertaining talker. Bright, witty,
and vivacious, you are generally the life of the party. Well,
you gotta went off the rails there, but that's all right,
So why are you nailing him? You love luxuries and
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pleasant surroundings and are sensitive to your environment. Yes, your
love is constant and demonstrative. This okay, that's something.
Speaker 1 (28:03):
All right, y'all?
Speaker 2 (28:04):
What lucky big show listener will be looking up your
birthday the old birthday book.
Speaker 7 (28:09):
I mean, I'm vengeful and jealous, but I'm not really,
Curt Awker left, don't take this book to heart what
I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (28:17):
That's right.
Speaker 7 (28:19):
Hate that book.
Speaker 1 (28:22):
We're giving it away, all right.
Speaker 2 (28:24):
All right, but your name and the hat at the
Big Show dot Com. All right, y'all, Well, let's play
John boyd Jeopardy. Jump right in here. Review yesterday's question.
We found out, despite the millions of kids across the
country who have had them as pets, it's illegal to
own one of these fury little animals in California unless
you license to do laboratory research a gerbil. So so
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the deal is I didn't tell you yesterday. The state
banned gerbils due to their potential to upset local ecosystems.
If they were to escape or be released, gerbils could
easily become an invasive specie.
Speaker 7 (29:00):
The multiplay quick man.
Speaker 2 (29:01):
I'm jedding other animals that are man in California hedgehogs, monkeys, ferrets,
and chipmunks. Today's John Boy Jeopardy. This animal has the
largest mouth of all land mammals.
Speaker 7 (29:18):
Oh, what is Kamala Harris?
Speaker 2 (29:23):
It just looks like that they she was born with
a full set of gators. All right, what's y'all got
one eight hundred Big Show you told free line. We
played John boyd Jeopardy. Next, Good Morning, that's a Big
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Show on the radio to your Thursday. Today's feature track
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let's play yes live across America. It's John Boy Jeopardy.
Speaker 14 (30:27):
And now a man who never attended a university himself,
but he had a good buddy that enrolled in mime
school and he was never heard from again.
Speaker 2 (30:38):
He's John Boy. Let's it hey to Adam out of
Shady Side, Ohio. Good morning, Adam, good boys, all right,
welcome in here, buddy. All right, Adam, you got the
first shot at John Boy Jeopardy. This animal has the
largest mouth of all land mammals. I pull one answer
(31:03):
that might get me in trouble, so I'm gonna go
with another answer. The hippopotamus, the hippo partamus. Fright animal.
We gotta hear the answer that might get you in trouble.
Speaker 8 (31:21):
Yeah, how long have you been married?
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got the big old Lord Tiger's prize back headed up
shady side for you, buddy.
Speaker 14 (31:39):
All right, thank you very much.
Speaker 10 (31:41):
You got to be on here.
Speaker 2 (31:42):
All right, bro, I look old big show buddy with it.
Pee Richardson's having a birthday. To day we'll celebrate one
of the Jackies favorite Frank calls with.
Speaker 3 (31:59):
Ah, good morning. That's a big shawing.
Speaker 9 (32:37):
The radio here in.
Speaker 2 (32:37):
The mouth is four foot wide. Not not Willie pe,
I'm talking about the hippopotamus. I forgott to tell you.
Hippopotamus mouth is alright.
Speaker 7 (32:48):
They throw like whole watermelons out.
Speaker 10 (32:51):
Alright there.
Speaker 2 (32:52):
Now we're looking ahead and wishing Willy P. Richardson a
happy birthday, everybody, one of my favorite.
Speaker 15 (33:00):
With a big God elections at me off you, Yes, ma'am,
this is where you finds out where you're supposed to
go vote.
Speaker 16 (33:06):
Yes, it is.
Speaker 15 (33:07):
Well, maybe you can help me with this him. I
voted absentee a couple of weeks ago. I thought I
was gonna be out of town on election day, coming up,
and now I found out that I'm gonna be here,
so I need to know where I was supposed to.
Speaker 9 (33:18):
Go vote again.
Speaker 16 (33:19):
Well, sir, you said you already voted absentee.
Speaker 9 (33:22):
Yes, ma'am, I heir, Well, you can't.
Speaker 16 (33:24):
Vote again this election is you've already voted for?
Speaker 9 (33:27):
Why can't I?
Speaker 16 (33:28):
Well that's the law. Nobody can vote more than one
time in a single election.
Speaker 9 (33:32):
Well, I've done it lots of time before, sir, Yes, ma'am.
Just about every.
Speaker 15 (33:36):
Election, some of these candidates will come by and give me,
in my old lady ten dollars a piece to vote farm.
Speaker 9 (33:41):
And you know we on a fixed income, and that
money really do come in hand every year. Sho show do.
Speaker 16 (33:47):
Candidates aren't supposed to be paying people to vote farm?
Speaker 9 (33:50):
Well why not? I thought that's the way they all do.
It seemed like the ones where the most money always
win the elections.
Speaker 16 (33:55):
Well maybe it seems that way, but that's not the
way it worked.
Speaker 9 (33:58):
Well, I'll tell you what.
Speaker 15 (33:59):
I had one of them come back here this morning
and give us twenty dollars to go vote for him
next month. Of course, I needed the money real bad,
and I didn't tell him that i'd done, already voted
two weeks ago. In fact, I had voted for that
other fellow he run it against, because he had came.
Speaker 9 (34:12):
By him and he gave up on these I think
he called gift.
Speaker 15 (34:15):
Certificates of whatever you call it, for six hamburgers and
six hollars of French fries and six soda was and
me and my old lady went to town and voted
for him that very day, and then went on and
got them hamburgers and sodas and French fries made them.
But you know, I didn't think it'd make no difference
if we voted voted for both of them, because you know,
two votes ain't gonna make no difference.
Speaker 16 (34:34):
Knowing well, sure, you just can't do that. And I
need the names of both of those candidates.
Speaker 15 (34:39):
Well, I ain't gonna be able to tell you that.
I just need to know where I can go vote
again with I cause no troubles all I'm.
Speaker 9 (34:45):
Trying to find that.
Speaker 16 (34:46):
Well, we have a list of all the people that
are voted, so if you try to vote again, Well, no,
it's called a pole.
Speaker 9 (34:51):
List, a poll list. I ain't never heard of, no
poll list.
Speaker 16 (34:54):
Yes, it's all the people that have already voted in
their precinct.
Speaker 9 (34:58):
Well, what if I just goes to a different priests Well, if.
Speaker 16 (35:01):
You go to a different precinct than you're supposed to,
then your name won't be on the voter lift said.
Speaker 9 (35:06):
He won't. Well what if I just tell hbody just
moved into that precinct?
Speaker 16 (35:10):
Sir, you should go to the courthouse and report the
names of the candidates that are paying you to vote,
because buying vote is a criminal offense.
Speaker 9 (35:18):
Well, one of them already work at the cold house?
Am I supposed to go? Tell him? You know what,
I don't spend his money and had to buy a tie.
If I'm gonna pick up this morning, what I used
it for?
Speaker 15 (35:26):
And man, man, you think he could find out if
I didn't.
Speaker 9 (35:29):
Go go far?
Speaker 16 (35:31):
Sure, it's public record. Anybody can look at the voterlift.
Speaker 9 (35:34):
Well, do it tell who you voted for them?
Speaker 16 (35:37):
No, it won't tell who you voted far, but your
name will appear on the list.
Speaker 9 (35:41):
Well, I don't spend the money in ain't to Hamburger.
Man ats him?
Speaker 15 (35:45):
Miss, I could probably come up with that twenty dollars
reckon you or your husband some of your friends.
Speaker 9 (35:51):
If I gave you the money can go vote for
this stuff.
Speaker 16 (35:54):
No, sir, we can't do that. What is your registration number?
Speaker 15 (35:59):
I don't know what ready strauation number. I lost it
after I voted that first time. I sure wish I
could find it, though again they didn't put no markets
and nothing on. They'd probably be easy to use it again.
And I wish I could go uptown and vote for
that fellow to come by here this morning.
Speaker 9 (36:13):
You know, everybody entitled to the right to vote.
Speaker 16 (36:16):
Well, sir, that's right, not twice in one election. Who
are you, sir?
Speaker 15 (36:20):
Well, I can't tell you that, but I will tell
you I'm just a concerned citizen and voter involved in politics.
Speaker 16 (36:26):
I think i'd be concerned too.
Speaker 9 (36:29):
Well. I should appreciate your help. I gotta go now.
Speaker 16 (36:32):
Bye, bye, okay, by.
Speaker 2 (36:58):
Good morning on AL radio as he was playing ah please.
Speaker 5 (37:06):
Hello friends. You're old pal Bert Fern here with some
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The world is about to explode. The search for a
new world begins.
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A crew of Earth's last astronauts launched into the Great Unknown,
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Watch the all female denizens of the planet jug Toopia
go hog wild when they meet these feral rocket jockeys
and seek to repopulate.
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It me Here's a sprinkler on academic.
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same bill, a group of fred boys on the way
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Race, end up in a race for their life.
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When they'd break down in front of the House of
one thousand jennif Corton fans, The Tri County Nichol Saber
called it the New Deliverance. The Berkeley Village Rabbit Varmit
Currier called it the last pink house on the left.
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You'll call it Tara. Be warned, no one will be.
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God, what does that smell.
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That's a smell of desire, milady.
Speaker 6 (40:24):
God, it smells like a used diaper filled with Indian food.
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Oh what is that?
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Smells like a turn covered in burnt hair.
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This is your old pal, and I'll see you there.
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Good morning. The Big Show's on the radio and more
Big Show right around the corner.
Speaker 18 (41:14):
I'm working with mister Bill Cox over his outfit and
I like listen to John Boy and Billy on that
there Big Show. I like the way they talk. They're
funny ha ha, not funny queers, that's what they say. Anyhow,
I figured out why John Boy has a hard time
getting started the morning. I ain't gotten the games.
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Good more than it's a big show on the radio
for your Thursday August. Hey, I was on this day
nineteen sixty Itsey Vincy teeny Weeney Yellow Folk of Doc
McKinney by Brian Hoyland was the number one song in America.
Speaker 18 (42:28):
You got it.
Speaker 2 (42:30):
I wonder why we were primed for the Beatles. About
three years later, differently, I hold that too to live
on here on the Big Show with Ike Turner's take
on it.
Speaker 13 (42:47):
She was afraid to compole the foot dinner. She was
afraid that I do something mean. She was afraid to
come pole her foot dinner.
Speaker 19 (42:58):
She didn't know all about soul food cuisine.
Speaker 7 (43:02):
Six seven eight. Tell the crackers what she ate.
Speaker 19 (43:06):
It was, And it's in fitzing Tine weedie canna barba
cuba eat is when that she ate for the first
time that night, And it's in fitzing Tinie Weedie Canna
barba cuba eies I tried to get her to take.
Speaker 7 (43:21):
Just a bite six seven eight. Haters always gonna hate.
Speaker 17 (43:29):
She was afraid to sit down at the table at
this feast that was fit for a queen. But she
sat herself down at the table, and when she looked
at her plate, she turned.
Speaker 7 (43:43):
Green six seven eight. Tell the crackers what she ate
it was?
Speaker 19 (43:49):
And it's fitzan tine Weedie Canna barba cuba ees that
she ate for the first time that night. And it's
in fitzing teenie Weedie Canna baba Cuba.
Speaker 1 (44:01):
It is that sent her running away with.
Speaker 7 (44:04):
A frighten six seven eight.
Speaker 20 (44:06):
Haters always gonna hate.
Speaker 17 (44:11):
Now she's afraid to come out of the bathroom.
Speaker 1 (44:15):
I don't know what she's doing in there.
Speaker 19 (44:19):
I can't get her butt out of the bathroom.
Speaker 1 (44:23):
And it smells kind of like burning hair.
Speaker 7 (44:26):
Six seven eight. Tell the crackers what she ate it was?
Speaker 19 (44:31):
And it's a bitzy tenie weenie Canna barba cuba eies
that she ate and it gave her the squirts, and
it's in bitsyeni whenie Canna baba Cuba it is.
Speaker 1 (44:44):
And now her penny and booty both.
Speaker 20 (44:46):
Hers from the pantry to the kitchen, from the kitchen
to the plate, from the plate to the toilet.
Speaker 1 (44:59):
It's been a really crappy day
Speaker 7 (45:04):
Because we're the fuck up
Good morning.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
You got a big show on a radio. More chance
for you to win coming up after your news weathers
barts died.
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This is Spanjordi arts in.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
All today from hammer Langerfjord, Norway.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
After around to kick the Wolverine.
Speaker 4 (00:21):
There's nothing like sitting back, drinking a great big Harring.
Speaker 5 (00:26):
Smoothie and listening to the Big Show with John Boy
and Beiley.
Speaker 4 (00:32):
There's a bond in this one.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Cocking doodle doo upping at them. It is Thursday, August
the eighth, It's twenty twenty four. I'm just catching up here. Hey,
everybody on the Big Show, looking good, feeling good. Right,
do my job to the best of my ability for
the next four hours will include four big old prize pikes. Wow,
(01:32):
we're going a twin spin on the bumper. I didn't
mean to That was pretty cool. Yeah good. Maybe I'll
just stumbled into good stuff for the next four hours.
And it's it's worked for the last forty years.
Speaker 6 (01:44):
What tack here?
Speaker 7 (01:46):
Oh everything you touch turns the gold.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
All right, and I'm turning everything down. It's Neil superflying going.
Oh you got it all. It was you all the time.
What I don't know how all right was the Here's
National water Burger Day. Man, we didn't grow up with
water burgers in our portion of the South. When I
was doing my Grand Slam Turkey hunt with Marlessey Oaks,
(02:10):
Ronnick Cuz, Strickland Cuz turned me on the water burg Yeah,
they're they're they're like in Texas.
Speaker 7 (02:16):
Yeah, I grew up when I was younger. I yeah,
they were around where I used to live when you
were down Texas.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Yeah, all right, with dog going. And there's one up
around uh up around Lake Norman that's close to us
in Lake Norman, North Carolina with Mooresville Race City, USA.
Speaker 7 (02:29):
But I don't think it's a waterburger.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
It's just got the name.
Speaker 8 (02:32):
Yeah, making a licensing deal well many years ago.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
To have a National Waterburger Day. Not water burger, That's
what I thought it was. He was saying, I don't
want no water burger.
Speaker 8 (02:44):
I think the best bacon cheeseburger going right now is
that Arby's.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Oh yes, you were telling me about that. They got
the meat, so they do. Uh So anyway, celebrate Wa
Burger's food fans and employees otherwise known as family members,
who are the heart and soul of the brand, much
like the Big Show here on the radio.
Speaker 7 (03:05):
You can just sort of do that.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
If Brandy run down the Army's to get us burgers.
That's where we are, all right then, and finally today,
I just wanted to point this out because we never
missed a chance to make fun of Tater and the
hard work she does getting these many sheets together every
single day. Today is sneak some zucchini into your neighbor's porch. Day. Well,
(03:31):
that doesn't sound as bad as when I saw it,
because you said sneak it into your neighbor's porch. It
could be a screened in porch.
Speaker 7 (03:39):
That's what I was thinking, onto.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
The porch, right, yeah, all right, okay, never mind, good job, Tater.
I'll find something else to complain about a little bit
later this morning.
Speaker 7 (03:49):
Keep trying there, buddy.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
We got three days and this the saved. We'll get
the winning beginning. So okay, okay, Big Joe's on the radio.
Good morning, got the Big Show on the radio. Get
our first prize pack out to play for a Fission
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prizepac name goes into the hat, you don't just make
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sure you are in the hat for the drawing the
Big Show dot Com. All right, let's take care guys
that want to play outbursts our three days in history
where we've got our categories. August eighth six, actor Sylvester
Stallone and former heavyweight boxing contender Chuck Webner settled a
lawsuit out of court for an undisclosed sum. Webner claimed
(04:57):
he was the inspiration for the Rocky.
Speaker 8 (05:00):
Movies, which Sylvester Stallon says he wrote in like three hours.
You know, so no wonder if he was just kind
of Oh, I'm just.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Taking I love that that settletter cord on every Oh,
Judge Wetner, Okay. Twenty seventeen, the Walt Disney Company announced
plans to create its own streaming service, canceling ties with Netflix.
Oh that's the old Disney plus I guess we got now, Yeah,
we don't need you anymore, all right. And finally, on
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this date in twenty eighteen, the Academy of Motion Pictures
revealed new Popular Film category for the Oscars Popular Film Category.
What I bet that, Yeah, they all had to be popular.
Speaker 8 (05:41):
Well, sometimes films don't fit into a certain category.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
All right, Well let the work think of the Oscars.
Speaker 9 (05:48):
No.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
One eight hundred, big show. We'll get a contestant and
play next. Good morning, it's a big show on the radio. Hey,
(06:20):
I just figured out while they're having surfing in Tahiti
for the Paris Olympics this year, no sewage in the
dos out kind of the middle of the os. And
it's just so, what ten thousand miles away in Tahiti,
wasn't it? I know, surfing really up in Paris and
that river you're talking about, you probably could ride in
on the turret. Yeah, because it's the French Polynesian islands.
(06:47):
So the French owned those islands. I guess, including Tahiti
about that. I liked the little shelf that they got.
They got the boats lined up, and it's not like right,
they don't surf right up to shore. Like you do
you know Atlantic? Yeah, cool stuff?
Speaker 8 (07:01):
All right?
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Anytime I learned something, I will share it. Okay, But
right now, let's get some women.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
Begin Upburst. Let's play Upburst. It's the game that anyone
can win. John Boy, Billy.
Speaker 10 (07:18):
We gave the prizes from the big Prize being.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
Let's go me contested number one. This should really be
a lot of fun. Win you're playing Upburst. Have a
hurry up and guest, time you love the best time
you love a big shots.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Let's say heard of Isaiah from Rays Creek, North Carolina.
Speaker 6 (07:44):
We shots.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
Won do with thout here? Hey morning, Isaiah, Good morning.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
How are you doing?
Speaker 2 (07:58):
Hey Boddy, We're all good there. Yeaheah, first time callers.
All right, man, give it that Isaiah the boy, Well,
welcome in here, Isaiah. Let's get you through. These three
categories will get you a cool fishing cycles prize by God.
All right, you are okay. In five seconds. Give us
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three boxing movies ready go.
Speaker 11 (08:23):
Rocky Rocky one, two and three.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
Wow it good work, good work. Now, give us three
streaming services ready to go.
Speaker 11 (08:34):
Netflix, Hulu and Disney Plus.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
Man, all right, Isaiah, give us three Oscar categories, ready
to go.
Speaker 10 (08:43):
Act Best Actor, Best Actress and Best Pictures.
Speaker 9 (08:47):
Look in.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
The Got It Business Cycles Prize back you're naming a
hat to win the Big Old f M seven fifty
x all terrain e byke Alright, Isaiah.
Speaker 10 (09:03):
All right, all right, here's a plan.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
We're gonna jump out, cut you up on your news,
riding on the other side our time capsule, Fire of
the Morning risers in a few minutes and twenty minutes
with Mom and Webster.
Speaker 12 (09:49):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one export.
Speaker 6 (10:04):
John Bonbelly, Mad Ma's ear.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
How's it going?
Speaker 6 (10:07):
Well, let's see, I'm fifty five years old, I'm white,
I'm straight. My wife thinks I'm an idiot, my kids
think I'm an ATM machine, and my Dogger's about to
make me spend the whole day sitting on the toilet.
So I just take a camera up my button, have
a look around. How you think it's going?
Speaker 2 (10:27):
Like you mad there, Bunny, butter know I'm mad.
Speaker 6 (10:30):
I'm mannering a bag of hammers. Wait, that's how dumb
I am. Anyway, Today's topic is TV sucks, and I
think I figured out why the way I said there's
two basic problems. First of all, we got too many
dad gum channels. I ain't to sound like Pete Paul
at the waffle House here, but when I was growing up,
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TV had four channels, ABC, NBC, CBS, and something weird.
UF station that was nothing but holy rollers and real estate.
Now today the cable company will feed you as many
channels as you'll take. You have six hundred different channels.
You want four hbos, you got it. ESPN Channel shows
(11:18):
nothing but college soccer from nineteen seventy eight, Done Food
channel in Spanish. No problem off. Now you might think
having six hundred channels would be better, but it's not.
Turns out it's worse, a lot worse. Ain't need six
hundred shows an I were to fill up all the channels.
(11:39):
Let's face it, there ain't been six hundred good ideas.
And the whole history of television. We all remember the
good classic shows Bewitched, All in the Family in Rockford Files,
but nobody remembers the crap shows they put on between
the good ones. Forever great sitcom starring Dick van Dyke.
(12:00):
There was a third starring Jerry Van Dight and his
Mama that died and came back as a car. Howber
that one? My mother the car? It's kind of like
night Rider? Is that Luther from Coach was doing the driving?
And this was way back when they only had to
fill up four channels. Now that we got six hundred,
(12:20):
you think the turd ratio is gone down? Take again,
which brings up the second problem with television. We started
letting way too many people be on It. Used to
be people on TV were called entertainers because they knew
how to do something, you know, entertaining. Now we got
(12:41):
reality TV. All you need is a boob job and
a bad attitude. Who's on TV lately? Bitchie housewives, fat
women that hoard stuff, grease balls from New Jersey, pregnant teenagers?
Speaker 4 (12:56):
Please?
Speaker 6 (12:57):
He were the kind of people I spent my whole
life trying to get away from us. But Max, nowadays
people want to watch real people on TV. No, women
and gay guys want to watch real people on TV.
Men are not interested in real people. That's why we're
watching TV. And when it comes to entertainment, men, they
(13:20):
ain't that hard to please. Now when a man turns
on the TV, he's looking to see one of three
things sports scores. A pair of boobies are good fart jokes.
You want to hook the mail audience, here's your show.
A girl with big boobies farts while she reads sports scores.
As you at your TV people, we're getting the housewives
(13:43):
and hoarders and homos. We won't Aaron Andrews in a
tube top beating the burritos. Let us know what time
it'll be on, and we're there to then sat down,
shut up? Quote learning my life, John Boy, did it? Y'all?
Have a nice day, John.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
BOYA and Billy.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
Hey, that's quite a voice you've got there. You ever
think about doing radio? Good morning radio?
Speaker 12 (14:08):
Done right, Good morning.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
It's a big show on the radio. Let's spend a
few minutes with marm and Webster.
Speaker 10 (14:43):
Yoll, what's up? How y'all doing? Hey man, my great
uncle Ronald died last week and the whole family came
to the funeral, even my nerve wracking cousin Denise. You
know how every family got one person nobody gets along with.
In our family, it's cousin Denise. Of course, she can't
get along with nobody. I don't know how many times
you've been married. She's got a whole bunch of kids too.
(15:05):
Listen to this lineup. Her kids are JaMarcus, DeShawn, Hilandra DeAndre,
Janelle Orencio, and Debbie. By the way, Debbie was adopted.
Speaker 6 (15:19):
Ah.
Speaker 10 (15:20):
Now, as we all know, my female colleagues in the
African American community ain't scared to just make up a
name on the spots, which is a pretty bold move
if you think about it. I ain't talking about exotic
foreign names from Swahili or lou al Senda changing his
name to Kareem Abdul Jabbar. I'm talking about names ain't
(15:40):
nobody's ever heard before, because ain't nobody ever had the
name before? And by the way, despite what you have heard,
it ain't no black women really naming their kids Toyota Corolla,
or for Micahdnett, or having twins named Aaranzelo and Lomangelo.
But since the has been known to pull a name
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out of thin air sometime, and ain't the thing wrong
with that?
Speaker 9 (16:03):
Really?
Speaker 10 (16:04):
In fact, it's kind of cool if they do it right. Look,
ain't but one person in the world named Beyonce, right,
nobody makes fun of that?
Speaker 9 (16:12):
Why?
Speaker 10 (16:13):
Number one, it's a cool name. Number two, she hot
if this girl was fat, pissed off and working at
the DMV, the name Beyonce would lose a good bit
of its exotic four in charm. And by the way,
Beyonce's name actually comes from her uncle's last name. He says,
creole dude from Louisiana, rolling Beyonce. It's like Beyonce, but
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it's got an I instead of an O, and it
ain't got the little thing over the e at the end,
so it looks like Beyonce when you write it out.
I hope she don't never dump JD and run off
with one of her cousins. She could end up being
Beyonce Beyence. And if that does happen, y'all feel free
to make fun of that. But exotic black names ain't
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all home runs. Jermaine Jackson got a kid name? Are
you ready for this? Joe Magesty? That's right. First time
I heard that, I said, your kidding. Speaking of the
Jackson family, Let's look at Michael's kids for a second.
He's got Prince, Paris and Blanket. Now legally all three
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of them is named Michael. Prince's full name is Prince
Michael Jackson Junior. Thanks Dad, I was worried I wouldn't
gonna get my ass beat enough on the playground. And
his sister Paris is Paris Michael with a hyphen in
the middle of it. And Blanket's real name is are
you ready for this? Prince Michael Jackson the second, So
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Michael kind of went with the George Foreman name things.
Speaker 13 (17:47):
You know.
Speaker 10 (17:48):
George Foreman named every one of his boys George and
put a number after that. His oldest is George Foreman
the second. Then he had George the third, Georgia fourth.
He got him all the way up to George the
like he was the British royal family or something. Plus
he got a daughter named Frieda George and another daughter
named George Jett. If George ever have another kid, he
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gonna have to name him George Foreman Grill. So as
you can see, my people ain't scared to go outside
the box on a child's name. But white people do
it too, especially white celebrities do it a lot, like
Frank Zappa named his kids Moon Unit and Dweezle. Nicholas
Cage got a boy named cal L, which was Superman's
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name when he was living on Krypton. The dude that
played Earl on My name is Earl. He named his
kid Pilot Inspector, and just to make it more jacked up,
he spells inspector with a K in the middle of
it and pen from penn and teller. He got a
kid named are you all ready for this moxy crime Fighter?
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That's right, Blanket Jackson said, that's the dumbest name. In
other words, yes, we do it, but y'all do it too,
So don't be cracking on my man Keyshawn Johnson unless
you want to dog him about being the first one
to get kicked off dancing with the Stars last. Y'all
think about it. I'm good morning, and you got the
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big show on the radio.
Speaker 2 (19:22):
More chances you to win coming up after your.
Speaker 4 (19:24):
News, weather and sports.
Speaker 11 (19:25):
Oh you can have all them good at two shoes
on the radio and talking about that damn teith and
having baby. They're nothing sexy than a hot young man
talking trash on the radio. I like all them opinionated
time men, rock limbo, yawn, handiy neil board, Yeah, snow
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on the roof. She had a fire in the party.
It's getting hot in here. I take off all my whoa.
I'd be no minerable.
Speaker 2 (20:42):
Good morn there's a big show on the radio for
your Thursday August. See hey, wunch of summertime giveaways going on.
Don't want you to miss your chance to win some
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register to win. Win this prize package in minutes. Well,
my wonderful thing giveaway number one hundred and thirteen this
week a couple of things. This is a red case
for an older model iPhone pocket sized copy of the
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Fortune Telling Birthday Book. So I figured before we give
that away to a lucky listener, we'll go through our
Big Show birthdays and see how close it.
Speaker 7 (22:46):
Is and show them what fun they have that right, because.
Speaker 2 (22:50):
You know I was interested in your birthday except you.
You know that's that's where it goes, Just like nobody's
interested in your fantasy team except you. I found that
out your own sports guys hardly. So let's start with
our own tater. I see February The first says you
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have strong and definite emotions. You make a staunch and
loyal friend, but a bitter enemy. You speak resculy sometimes
I don't even know what that means.
Speaker 7 (23:26):
I'm shortened.
Speaker 2 (23:32):
Bersculy sometimes without intentions. You should learn to guard against jealousy.
Take care that your desire for revenge does not spoil
your happiness. You love your home and family life, So
nothing to worry about there, Bears, you're gonna turn on you.
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Bears said you want a betome my enemy? According to
this book.
Speaker 7 (24:04):
That is it done.
Speaker 2 (24:05):
Yeah, you're not where you go.
Speaker 4 (24:07):
It's like therapy.
Speaker 7 (24:08):
It's like they know me. I can't tell you how
many times I was punished for my tone. Oh my gosh, listen.
Speaker 2 (24:18):
My birthday move on March's Dory eight. Positive and aggressive.
You enjoy having people around you. The men born on
this day are fortunate and successful in business. And then
enough about the man. That turns to the women. The
women are good housekeepers in so far as management of
the household and family affairs or concerned, but actual housework
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is distasteful to them.
Speaker 7 (24:42):
I don't like doing it.
Speaker 2 (24:43):
I think I sound like I might have been gender bending.
Let's see Randy's okay, okay, women to shart with pillars.
He's next in July the thirteenth pillers not in the
control room, so I they feel free to jump on.
You are a clear thinker. You make decisions quickly and
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act impulsively. You are energetic. I'm sorry, don't laugh. You're
an energetic. You're energetic and aggressive aggressive. Okay, And I'm
the vorus reader. You probably know what that word means.
He'll read anything I say you are and he will
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write anything too. So you are ambitious for intellectual betterment.
You like to travel and will do so. You are
demonstrative and constant in your love as long as it's
animals are not humans. I just added that last part.
Speaker 1 (25:44):
Simprified man.
Speaker 2 (25:47):
Let's say next, heres, uh, Randy, August the sixteenth, Randy,
you are systematic, conscientious in details, slow, and generally accurate.
You will be a devoted parent, a loving mate, and
a loyal friend. You are a general favorite with your
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friends and associates. I don't like the bride. Wow, just
like a lot of things. You look good on paper.
Speaker 1 (26:21):
Out all right?
Speaker 2 (26:26):
What about our berry? Our burry in the booth?
Speaker 12 (26:29):
Right down?
Speaker 2 (26:30):
One of the smartest people we've ever met.
Speaker 7 (26:32):
Farm hand, very hopeful.
Speaker 2 (26:36):
All right, August is sitting on October seventh, for buried.
You are scrupulous, scrupulously honest, faithful to duty, and sincere
And you say just what you mean.
Speaker 4 (26:51):
That's buried right there now.
Speaker 2 (26:54):
Studious and intellectual, you are a well informed, a clear,
keen thinker, and a lucid talker.
Speaker 1 (27:03):
Do not marry young.
Speaker 2 (27:05):
You will judge people differently and by different standards as
you grow older. Wow, man, I think Mary been nailed
the best from us so far. Well except for that
part about me being positive and aggressive. All right, so
I got a belly. December the eleventh, Billy James, you
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speak and act hastily but mean no harm. You are
a great reader and a good and entertaining talker. Bright, witty,
and vivacious, you are generally the life of the party. Well,
you gotta went off the rails there, but that's all right,
So why are you nailing him? You love luxuries and
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pleasant surroundings and are sensitive to your environment. Yes, your
love is constant and demonstrative. This okay, that's something.
Speaker 1 (28:03):
All right, y'all?
Speaker 2 (28:04):
What lucky big show listener will be looking up your
birthday the old birthday book.
Speaker 7 (28:09):
I mean, I'm vengeful and jealous, but I'm not really,
Curt Awker left, don't take this book to heart what
I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (28:17):
That's right.
Speaker 7 (28:19):
Hate that book.
Speaker 1 (28:22):
We're giving it away, all right.
Speaker 2 (28:24):
All right, but your name and the hat at the
Big Show dot Com. All right, y'all, Well, let's play
John boyd Jeopardy. Jump right in here. Review yesterday's question.
We found out, despite the millions of kids across the
country who have had them as pets, it's illegal to
own one of these fury little animals in California unless
you license to do laboratory research a gerbil. So so
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the deal is I didn't tell you yesterday. The state
banned gerbils due to their potential to upset local ecosystems.
If they were to escape or be released, gerbils could
easily become an invasive specie.
Speaker 7 (29:00):
The multiplay quick man.
Speaker 2 (29:01):
I'm jedding other animals that are man in California hedgehogs, monkeys, ferrets,
and chipmunks. Today's John Boy Jeopardy. This animal has the
largest mouth of all land mammals.
Speaker 7 (29:18):
Oh, what is Kamala Harris?
Speaker 2 (29:23):
It just looks like that they she was born with
a full set of gators. All right, what's y'all got
one eight hundred Big Show you told free line. We
played John boyd Jeopardy. Next, Good Morning, that's a Big
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Show on the radio to your Thursday. Today's feature track
from the Big Show Big Box brought you by Lord
Tiger's Motorcycle Lawyers who Ride and you can rinch her
to win the custom Big Show Motorcycle at Big Showbike
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let's play yes live across America. It's John Boy Jeopardy.
Speaker 14 (30:27):
And now a man who never attended a university himself,
but he had a good buddy that enrolled in mime
school and he was never heard from again.
Speaker 2 (30:38):
He's John Boy. Let's it hey to Adam out of
Shady Side, Ohio. Good morning, Adam, good boys, all right,
welcome in here, buddy. All right, Adam, you got the
first shot at John Boy Jeopardy. This animal has the
largest mouth of all land mammals. I pull one answer
(31:03):
that might get me in trouble, so I'm gonna go
with another answer. The hippopotamus, the hippo partamus. Fright animal.
We gotta hear the answer that might get you in trouble.
Speaker 8 (31:21):
Yeah, how long have you been married?
Speaker 2 (31:30):
That's a good laughing off that buddy. You got, you
got the big old Lord Tiger's prize back headed up
shady side for you, buddy.
Speaker 14 (31:39):
All right, thank you very much.
Speaker 10 (31:41):
You got to be on here.
Speaker 2 (31:42):
All right, bro, I look old big show buddy with it.
Pee Richardson's having a birthday. To day we'll celebrate one
of the Jackies favorite Frank calls with.
Speaker 3 (31:59):
Ah, good morning. That's a big shawing.
Speaker 9 (32:37):
The radio here in.
Speaker 2 (32:37):
The mouth is four foot wide. Not not Willie pe,
I'm talking about the hippopotamus. I forgott to tell you.
Hippopotamus mouth is alright.
Speaker 7 (32:48):
They throw like whole watermelons out.
Speaker 10 (32:51):
Alright there.
Speaker 2 (32:52):
Now we're looking ahead and wishing Willy P. Richardson a
happy birthday, everybody, one of my favorite.
Speaker 15 (33:00):
With a big God elections at me off you, Yes, ma'am,
this is where you finds out where you're supposed to
go vote.
Speaker 16 (33:06):
Yes, it is.
Speaker 15 (33:07):
Well, maybe you can help me with this him. I
voted absentee a couple of weeks ago. I thought I
was gonna be out of town on election day, coming up,
and now I found out that I'm gonna be here,
so I need to know where I was supposed to.
Speaker 9 (33:18):
Go vote again.
Speaker 16 (33:19):
Well, sir, you said you already voted absentee.
Speaker 9 (33:22):
Yes, ma'am, I heir, Well, you can't.
Speaker 16 (33:24):
Vote again this election is you've already voted for?
Speaker 9 (33:27):
Why can't I?
Speaker 16 (33:28):
Well that's the law. Nobody can vote more than one
time in a single election.
Speaker 9 (33:32):
Well, I've done it lots of time before, sir, Yes, ma'am.
Just about every.
Speaker 15 (33:36):
Election, some of these candidates will come by and give me,
in my old lady ten dollars a piece to vote farm.
Speaker 9 (33:41):
And you know we on a fixed income, and that
money really do come in hand every year. Sho show do.
Speaker 16 (33:47):
Candidates aren't supposed to be paying people to vote farm?
Speaker 9 (33:50):
Well why not? I thought that's the way they all do.
It seemed like the ones where the most money always
win the elections.
Speaker 16 (33:55):
Well maybe it seems that way, but that's not the
way it worked.
Speaker 9 (33:58):
Well, I'll tell you what.
Speaker 15 (33:59):
I had one of them come back here this morning
and give us twenty dollars to go vote for him
next month. Of course, I needed the money real bad,
and I didn't tell him that i'd done, already voted
two weeks ago. In fact, I had voted for that
other fellow he run it against, because he had came.
Speaker 9 (34:12):
By him and he gave up on these I think
he called gift.
Speaker 15 (34:15):
Certificates of whatever you call it, for six hamburgers and
six hollars of French fries and six soda was and
me and my old lady went to town and voted
for him that very day, and then went on and
got them hamburgers and sodas and French fries made them.
But you know, I didn't think it'd make no difference
if we voted voted for both of them, because you know,
two votes ain't gonna make no difference.
Speaker 16 (34:34):
Knowing well, sure, you just can't do that. And I
need the names of both of those candidates.
Speaker 15 (34:39):
Well, I ain't gonna be able to tell you that.
I just need to know where I can go vote
again with I cause no troubles all I'm.
Speaker 9 (34:45):
Trying to find that.
Speaker 16 (34:46):
Well, we have a list of all the people that
are voted, so if you try to vote again, Well, no,
it's called a pole.
Speaker 9 (34:51):
List, a poll list. I ain't never heard of, no
poll list.
Speaker 16 (34:54):
Yes, it's all the people that have already voted in
their precinct.
Speaker 9 (34:58):
Well, what if I just goes to a different priests Well, if.
Speaker 16 (35:01):
You go to a different precinct than you're supposed to,
then your name won't be on the voter lift said.
Speaker 9 (35:06):
He won't. Well what if I just tell hbody just
moved into that precinct?
Speaker 16 (35:10):
Sir, you should go to the courthouse and report the
names of the candidates that are paying you to vote,
because buying vote is a criminal offense.
Speaker 9 (35:18):
Well, one of them already work at the cold house?
Am I supposed to go? Tell him? You know what,
I don't spend his money and had to buy a tie.
If I'm gonna pick up this morning, what I used
it for?
Speaker 15 (35:26):
And man, man, you think he could find out if
I didn't.
Speaker 9 (35:29):
Go go far?
Speaker 16 (35:31):
Sure, it's public record. Anybody can look at the voterlift.
Speaker 9 (35:34):
Well, do it tell who you voted for them?
Speaker 16 (35:37):
No, it won't tell who you voted far, but your
name will appear on the list.
Speaker 9 (35:41):
Well, I don't spend the money in ain't to Hamburger.
Man ats him?
Speaker 15 (35:45):
Miss, I could probably come up with that twenty dollars
reckon you or your husband some of your friends.
Speaker 9 (35:51):
If I gave you the money can go vote for
this stuff.
Speaker 16 (35:54):
No, sir, we can't do that. What is your registration number?
Speaker 15 (35:59):
I don't know what ready strauation number. I lost it
after I voted that first time. I sure wish I
could find it, though again they didn't put no markets
and nothing on. They'd probably be easy to use it again.
And I wish I could go uptown and vote for
that fellow to come by here this morning.
Speaker 9 (36:13):
You know, everybody entitled to the right to vote.
Speaker 16 (36:16):
Well, sir, that's right, not twice in one election. Who
are you, sir?
Speaker 15 (36:20):
Well, I can't tell you that, but I will tell
you I'm just a concerned citizen and voter involved in politics.
Speaker 16 (36:26):
I think i'd be concerned too.
Speaker 9 (36:29):
Well. I should appreciate your help. I gotta go now.
Speaker 16 (36:32):
Bye, bye, okay, by.
Speaker 2 (36:58):
Good morning on AL radio as he was playing ah please.
Speaker 5 (37:06):
Hello friends. You're old pal Bert Fern here with some
exciting news. It's almost showtime at the Big Show Drive
in theater. Only five dollars a car load. The drive
ins are driving them wild, so load up the family
truckster and come on down to the all news Big
Show Drive in Theater. This isn't the same Old lame, old,
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washed up West Coast horse nuggets, crammed full of political
correctness and a hidden communist agenda. These are all new,
all exciting pictures with today's audiences in mind. Just listen
to this weekend's lineup.
Speaker 1 (37:39):
The world is about to explode. The search for a
new world begins.
Speaker 5 (37:43):
A crew of Earth's last astronauts launched into the Great Unknown,
only to crash land on the planet little dirty redneck women.
Watch the all female denizens of the planet jug Toopia
go hog wild when they meet these feral rocket jockeys
and seek to repopulate.
Speaker 1 (38:02):
Their own planets.
Speaker 5 (38:04):
My name's Hanny, It's were Bam, Thank you, Spaceman tag Quitman,
starring Joey Fattona as Captain von Wiener, Joe Gatto as
Wiener von Captain, Tater Moran as Queen Hooderella, in a
special appearance by Terry Hansen as Pout Gibson, the Fleagerlan
ship's cook, who's a bit of a wet talker.
Speaker 1 (38:25):
It me Here's a sprinkler on academic.
Speaker 5 (38:26):
Killen Filmed in Floria's Three Triple d. Also on the
same bill, a group of fred boys on the way
to Bristol for the Big.
Speaker 1 (38:38):
Race, end up in a race for their life.
Speaker 5 (38:43):
When they'd break down in front of the House of
one thousand jennif Corton fans, The Tri County Nichol Saber
called it the New Deliverance. The Berkeley Village Rabbit Varmit
Currier called it the last pink house on the left.
Speaker 1 (38:58):
You'll call it Tara. Be warned, no one will be.
Speaker 5 (39:03):
Admitted during the climactic Cornhole Challenge finale OH one thousand
Jeff Cornon fans, starring Justin Bieter as Biff, Justin Timberlake
as Buff, Justin Long as Boff, and Justin Trudeau as Priscilla,
Queen of the Finger Lakes. Remember friends, don't pack a
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lunch or concession stand has a bunch at.
Speaker 1 (39:29):
The Big Show Drive in theater.
Speaker 5 (39:31):
We've got soda, cider near beer farm, beer, ice water, tapwater,
toilet water, popcorn, caramel corn cream, corn corn of the Cop,
Corn Off the Cop, candy, corn corn dogs, chili dogs,
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sugar coated quiros, cotton candy, Rotten candy, ill gotten candy,
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Junior Man's, Senior Man's Heart Stints, finger splints, Hits six
dozen slightly disappointing oysters on the fshell leftover from the
last time Colin kapper Nick actually played a game.
Speaker 4 (40:03):
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Speaker 5 (40:04):
Get there early and let the kids go wild and
the Captain Copperheads Surprise ball Crawl.
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All masks are welcome. We're not worried about the virus.
Speaker 5 (40:14):
But we are located between the wastewater treatment plant and
the pig farm off the State log Parkway.
Speaker 17 (40:20):
God, what does that smell.
Speaker 1 (40:22):
That's a smell of desire, milady.
Speaker 6 (40:24):
God, it smells like a used diaper filled with Indian food.
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Oh what is that?
Speaker 4 (40:30):
Smells like a turn covered in burnt hair.
Speaker 5 (40:33):
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and get one dollar off if you sing our jingle.
Speaker 1 (40:54):
So what are you waiting for?
Speaker 5 (40:55):
It's almost showtime at the Big Show Drive in theater.
Speaker 1 (40:58):
This is your old pal, and I'll see you there.
Speaker 2 (41:08):
Good morning. The Big Show's on the radio and more
Big Show right around the corner.
Speaker 18 (41:14):
I'm working with mister Bill Cox over his outfit and
I like listen to John Boy and Billy on that
there Big Show. I like the way they talk. They're
funny ha ha, not funny queers, that's what they say. Anyhow,
I figured out why John Boy has a hard time
getting started the morning. I ain't gotten the games.
Speaker 2 (42:08):
Good more than it's a big show on the radio
for your Thursday August. Hey, I was on this day
nineteen sixty Itsey Vincy teeny Weeney Yellow Folk of Doc
McKinney by Brian Hoyland was the number one song in America.
Speaker 18 (42:28):
You got it.
Speaker 2 (42:30):
I wonder why we were primed for the Beatles. About
three years later, differently, I hold that too to live
on here on the Big Show with Ike Turner's take
on it.
Speaker 13 (42:47):
She was afraid to compole the foot dinner. She was
afraid that I do something mean. She was afraid to
come pole her foot dinner.
Speaker 19 (42:58):
She didn't know all about soul food cuisine.
Speaker 7 (43:02):
Six seven eight. Tell the crackers what she ate.
Speaker 19 (43:06):
It was, And it's in fitzing Tine weedie canna barba
cuba eat is when that she ate for the first
time that night, And it's in fitzing Tinie Weedie Canna
barba cuba eies I tried to get her to take.
Speaker 7 (43:21):
Just a bite six seven eight. Haters always gonna hate.
Speaker 17 (43:29):
She was afraid to sit down at the table at
this feast that was fit for a queen. But she
sat herself down at the table, and when she looked
at her plate, she turned.
Speaker 7 (43:43):
Green six seven eight. Tell the crackers what she ate
it was?
Speaker 19 (43:49):
And it's fitzan tine Weedie Canna barba cuba ees that
she ate for the first time that night. And it's
in fitzing teenie Weedie Canna baba Cuba.
Speaker 1 (44:01):
It is that sent her running away with.
Speaker 7 (44:04):
A frighten six seven eight.
Speaker 20 (44:06):
Haters always gonna hate.
Speaker 17 (44:11):
Now she's afraid to come out of the bathroom.
Speaker 1 (44:15):
I don't know what she's doing in there.
Speaker 19 (44:19):
I can't get her butt out of the bathroom.
Speaker 1 (44:23):
And it smells kind of like burning hair.
Speaker 7 (44:26):
Six seven eight. Tell the crackers what she ate it was?
Speaker 19 (44:31):
And it's a bitzy tenie weenie Canna barba cuba eies
that she ate and it gave her the squirts, and
it's in bitsyeni whenie Canna baba Cuba it is.
Speaker 1 (44:44):
And now her penny and booty both.
Speaker 20 (44:46):
Hers from the pantry to the kitchen, from the kitchen
to the plate, from the plate to the toilet.
Speaker 1 (44:59):
It's been a really crappy day
Speaker 7 (45:04):
Because we're the fuck up
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