August 14, 2024 • 39 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning to make show us on the radio.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
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Speaker 3 (00:07):
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Aggravator of the Ottomania.
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Speaker 2 (01:13):
Good morning and it's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
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Speaker 2 (02:48):
Just hang on win it here in a minute.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Speaking of winners, we got Mark Packer from the ACC
Networking the Big SPN.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Good morning, pack Oh man, my bank you this morning?
There you go, buddy? All right?
Speaker 5 (03:02):
We good?
Speaker 2 (03:03):
We good, Johnny.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
I'm actually one button I need to mash to have
you on the Big Show.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
And now we go.
Speaker 6 (03:10):
I tell you what, I'm a little nervous myself. I
just went out for my morning walk knowing that we're
going to rock and roll it Wednesday morning, and I
swear I could have sworn at Austin Dillon recked three
more people down Independence Bull. I mean this, I saw
them all our accidents. That's gotta be Austin after what
I witnessed over the weekend. But in austincerity, Johnny, we
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are ten days away from the start of the college
football season, and since we talked last week drawing in
a little Southern pride football, how about a shout out
to the folks at Florida International University. You probably want
to pack. What are you talking about? They announced last week, Johnny,
since we.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Spoke that Pitt Bull pit Bull.
Speaker 6 (03:52):
Is going to name the stadium after himself Pitt Bull
Stadium Worldwide. He run him a check for six million
the next five years to name the stadium after himself
Pitt Bull Stadium. Johnny, go figure that one out. By
(04:13):
the way, I know, Jackie's got to be proud watching
Steph light it up. I mean, that was unbelievadle pact.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
We wanted to ask you, Buddy Lebron, did he deserve
the MVP over Stea now.
Speaker 6 (04:25):
Come on, man, if Curry doesn't make the threes, we're
looking at and we're looking at that way a gold
medal route, I mean, listen, props to everybody who I mean.
The Olympics were awesome. I mean they were really really spectacular.
But Steph curR, we've seen this now for a long
long time. He was spectacular. And by the way, a
shout out to my beloved ACC they coveted the most
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medals of any conference channel They were one, sec was two,
The Big Ten was three. Those three leagues, by the way,
ninety two gold medals, two hundred and forty seven medals period.
So those three leagues again, all the men and women
entertaining us over the last couple of weeks absolutely spectacular.
Speaker 7 (05:06):
Was great.
Speaker 6 (05:07):
And by the way, on Monday, a couple days ago,
the AP preseason top twenty five pole comes out, and Johnny,
I've been doing this with you for a long long time.
I say this every year. You know, twenty one of
the last twenty two years, somebody ranked in the AP
top ten is gonna end up unranked. So here is
(05:29):
the list of one of these teams in all likelihood
that I'm about ready to rattle off. It's gonna have
one of those years you just want to forget about.
Georgia's number one, Ohio State is two, Oregon is three,
Texas and Bama are four and five, Ole miss is six,
Notre Dame is seven, Penn State is eight, Michigan nine,
Florida State ten. One of those teams is gonna be
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unranked at the end of the year. And there's always
the flip side to it. Twenty eight of the last
thirty years, somebody who was unranked and the AP preseason
top twenty five pole ends up in the top ten.
Last year it was Missouri of the SEC, nobody giving
any love to before the season started. End of the
year at number eight in the country. So polls are out,
(06:14):
people'll scream, they'll go nuts, we should be ranked higher.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
How's that?
Speaker 6 (06:17):
It doesn't matter. This thing's gonna get cranked up in
ten days when you go over there to Ireland for
Georgia Tech, Florida State for the ACC opening really college
football and Week zero opener. But it's go time and
we're coming down to stretch and it's gonna be absolutely great,
gonna be awesome, right.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Ten days, Kay, wait, pack you on the man. Thank
you so much, buddy, I'm a great rest of your week.
Speaker 6 (06:39):
All right, gang, you'll be good. We'll talk to you
next week.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
All right, body catch up next week Mike Packa watch
him on the ACC network head afternoon on the television
around four o'clock Eastern. All right, dey, let's play Beat
the Blonde, our four star game one eight hundred Big
Show you told free line, get a contestant and play
next Good morning. There's a Big Show on the radio,
(07:22):
humming to your home. Today today's feature track. When the
Big Show Big Box acts like she's a man of
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Read the Blonde and our contestant out of Williamston, South Carolina.
I say, hey, Na, Katherine, good morning, Katherine, good morning,
Hey welcome.
Speaker 5 (08:01):
Oh right, it's time calling.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
Oh right, like you got.
Speaker 5 (08:06):
The hang of it.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
You know we're gonna ask Tetter some questions you agree
or disagree on whether you think she's right or wrong.
Two bells before, two buzzers and you win.
Speaker 4 (08:20):
Awesome. So fun, let's.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
See what's happening here? So uh marsh.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
During an interview with Time magazine, Yeah, President Richard Nixon
said that he doesn't have something in the bedrooms of
any of the places he lived.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
What didn't he have in the bedroom?
Speaker 4 (08:39):
Fun? He didn't have fun in any of them. Cross,
he didn't have any He didn't have any telephones in
any of the bedrooms.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
He didn't have any telephones in his bedrooms. Catherine, do
you agree or disagree? I agree? Televisions.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
Televisions as well, Tricky Dicky didn't.
Speaker 4 (09:08):
Have I know, I pictured him as a late night walcher.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
Okay, bingingo.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
His wife said he was really hard to sleep with
because he'd get up in the middle of the night
four or five times, turn on a light and start
working and then go back to bed.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
Yeah, they know how. My wife feels terrible. All right,
let's get on the.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
Same page here, a rial cards. Let's go to Bride's Magazine.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
Catherine, are you married? I am? Congratulations?
Speaker 5 (09:44):
So thank you.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
Bride's Magazine. What should a bride do? No later than
three months after the wedding.
Speaker 4 (09:52):
Didn't ask me should do no later? Put out?
Speaker 7 (09:58):
Yeah, that's a good idea.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
That what happened Marca three month program.
Speaker 4 (10:15):
So that's my answer to your answer.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
Okay, So Catherine, do you agree or disagree with put out?
Speaker 4 (10:23):
I disagree?
Speaker 2 (10:25):
All right? Of course you really know what it is,
don't you.
Speaker 4 (10:32):
Is it changing her name? Is checking account?
Speaker 1 (10:37):
I said, thank you?
Speaker 2 (10:41):
Yeah, there it is.
Speaker 4 (10:43):
Thank you had a year to do that, I said,
you haven't. I don't know what magazine I read.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
I'm grateful.
Speaker 5 (10:56):
All right.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
Well, who we are going win it or losing on
this fine old question. According to researchers, the practice of
having more than one wife is dying out.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
All over the world. What is the main reason?
Speaker 4 (11:11):
Fatigue? They's tired more than one. The reason is money, money, money.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
The reason is money. They just can't afford all him.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
All right, well our stats answer, Catherine, agree or disagree?
Speaker 5 (11:30):
I disagree?
Speaker 2 (11:32):
Actually, got that right? Is money? It all comes down
to money, Catherine.
Speaker 5 (11:42):
You should have known that.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
That's all right.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
Hey, we got a cool consolation prize for you, Kevin.
Thank you for playing with us this morning.
Speaker 2 (11:59):
All right?
Speaker 1 (12:00):
When I were on top of your news on the
other side, all right. Bonus Top ten list, though we
call hold.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
Good morning. It's a big show on all radio.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
Bonus Top ten list, Today's Big Show Top ten list.
Speaker 8 (12:49):
Top ten things you might hear during a hot romantic
interlude or while ordering food at a drive through windows.
Number ten, can you biggie size that? Number nine? You
want the meal or just a nugget? Number eight? Sorry,
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we don't serve that after ten.
Speaker 9 (13:15):
Thirty, number seven, hold the pickle.
Speaker 8 (13:23):
Number six, drive around for your total? Number five? Sorry
to make you hang out the window like this. I
thought I was closer.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
Number four, horse he saw us?
Speaker 8 (13:43):
Number three? Can I get some extra napkins? Number two? Whoops,
it didn't go through?
Speaker 2 (13:50):
Can you swipe it again for me?
Speaker 8 (13:55):
And the number one thing you'll hear during romance or
at the drive through?
Speaker 7 (14:01):
We have the meeting?
Speaker 2 (14:35):
Oh mona, this is a big shaw on the radio. Alright,
I say we got a connection over there.
Speaker 5 (14:44):
Man, Hello, heis hoyt All a lie from the Fight
of Man.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
Now man John boy been here?
Speaker 5 (14:49):
Hey say you beg on? Hey no gravin nose taking
mater marker and he holl looking form Now am I saying?
Wild man?
Speaker 2 (14:58):
What's new at Casa di wide house.
Speaker 5 (15:01):
Delbert, you mean mister ged.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
Ged Delbert is finishing high school.
Speaker 5 (15:07):
No, in this case, ged standing for generally eat up
with Doug. I got me another fan letter the other day.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
Oh, let me get it's another marriage proposal from a
woman who's already married.
Speaker 4 (15:19):
Oh.
Speaker 5 (15:19):
This here come from a college educated fellow.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
Ah, marriage proposal from a man that's already married.
Speaker 5 (15:24):
No sturb. This boy enjoins me on a purely potonic
and intellectual level. Hey, check this out, dear Big Show gang.
I've been enjoying your programs, and one of my favorite
characters is Howyt. In my college juniors, I spent a
little time studying classical English literature while perusing a copy
of Henry the Fourth Part one. Recently, I came across
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a bond mole that's French for a real goodurn in
Act two, scene four. It made me think of Hoyt.
During an exchange in the boy's head tavern, Prince Henry
delivers this line thy leather jerkin, crystal button, not and
painted agate ring puke stuck in Cattis Garters, smooth tongue
Spanish pouch. Now doesn't that sound like want to Holt
(16:11):
snow driving knuckle dragon insult. Is this good old boy
more educated than he's letting on? Are his humorous escapades
inspired by Shakespeare? Inquiring minds want to know Jim Dunn, Birmingham, Alabama.
Here's my reply, Dear Jim, what is me? My greatest
fair has been realized? My colorful collection of backwards antics
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have been revealed as a carefully constructed facade that they are.
Here's true, good Sir. Though I drive mightily to present
myself as the leader of a league of dem yet
genial country bumpkins, I actually have a Bachelor of Arts
degree in English literature for my years as a Rhodes
scholar at Oxford in the early nineteen seventies, when I
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roomed with Algar and Tommy lee Yard. Since we've discovered
the Leather Jerk and Spanish part Soliloquy, you have no
doubt identified the Shakespearean roots of other famous moments in
Hoyden Delbert history. For example, Richard the Third's pro covity
for younger members of the fair sex, which became Delbert's
daddy and his well known attraction to underage women in general,
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and the Olsen Twins in particular not to mention Romeo
and Mercutio's memorable face off in Act one of Romeo
and Juliet, which later became Hoyd and Delbert in the
Deer Costume, and, of course, from much Ado about Nothing,
the classic question what ho sets the wind in that corner?
Later adapted as at time Delbert let loose a big
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fart with his girlfriend in the truck. In short, each
of our comic misadventures rests on the principal advance by
Macbeth in the closing moments of Act five, Scene five.
I quote, it is a tale told by an idiot,
full of sound and fury, signifying nothing. This startling revelation
doesn't tarnish your enjoyment of our occasional comedic presentations regards.
Speaker 1 (18:07):
Let me guess you're just kidd about being college educated,
right you?
Speaker 5 (18:11):
Thank hey? Our big letter oury influences is Jerry Klar
and brother dave Gard. The only thing I know about
Shakespeare is they make a pretty good fishing run. It
doesn't I got a run here, men, Professor bash Anker says,
fixing to go to art good that yeah, well you
tell him, I said good night, good night. Pardon this
such sweet thorough that I shall say good night till
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it be tomorrow, or in modern terms, duh huh, he'll
know what you mean. Hey, y'all came straight up alright here.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
Good morning everybody there. You got a big shon on
the radio, right, big shon on radio. Ay, let's say
any news letter sports.
Speaker 10 (18:53):
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the greatest morning show and recorded history of broadcast radio,
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Speaker 2 (19:03):
How big is it?
Speaker 7 (19:04):
Bigger than my head? And that's big.
Speaker 5 (19:10):
There?
Speaker 7 (19:10):
Yeah, o b I read it and I'll pay that
tabby a seat, dead beat.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
Good morning.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
It's a big shaw on the radio for your Wednesday morning.
Speaker 2 (19:54):
Don't I good to get your name?
Speaker 1 (19:56):
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Coming up, we play worthy word. Winner gets a mount
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supports the National Wheelchair Basketball Association and Team USA going
for the gold at the Paralympic Games in Paris. They
start August twenty eighth gold Team USA hang out and
play four ten minutes Right now from the desk, Taylor
Tama News is what to watch. Here's mars it. Taylor Moran,
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thank you very much.
Speaker 4 (21:05):
We're to take a look at the box office from
the weekend. Those who actually got out of the house
and went and saw a movie. Deadpool and Wolverine was
the number one movie for a third straight weekend, earning
fifty four point two million dollars. They're very popular, ed,
you're very They're very popular. That raises its domestic total
to four hundred ninety four point three million for those
(21:28):
of you keeping score, and it puts it over the
one billion mark globally. Wow million, all right, and then
Ryan's flick blocked his wife Blake Lively's romance movie. It
ends with us from reaching the top spot. They debuted
at number two with a fifty million take home.
Speaker 2 (21:48):
And it was the name of that one. It Ends
with Us, Ends with Us, all right, So that's one
of them's married.
Speaker 5 (21:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (21:55):
Ryan Reynolds a Deadpool is married to the star of
this to Blake Lively.
Speaker 2 (22:00):
Ok so husband and wife number one and two at
the box office.
Speaker 7 (22:03):
Yeah right, yeah, they're gonna probably get rid of that
cell phone company pretty fat.
Speaker 4 (22:11):
It Ends with Us is based on the best seller
by Colleen Hoover of the same.
Speaker 2 (22:15):
Name in this It's a romantic deal.
Speaker 4 (22:19):
Yeah, yeah, I know you're going who what I think?
Couple split up? You know there some went to Deadpool
and their other half went to see this. Twisters dropped
from second place to third place. Border Lands, based on
the video game series, debuted in fourth place. That's why
with Kevin Hart and okay and Despicable Meat. Despicable Me
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four came into fifth place. They made eight million. See
that's terrible and you look at it, you go eight million,
eight million all right? In theaters this Friday. Alienlus' the
sci fi horror film. It's the seventh installment in the
Alien franchise. Alien Romulus is set between the events of
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nineteen seventy nine's Alien and nineteen eighty six's Aliens.
Speaker 2 (23:14):
How do you keep up with that?
Speaker 4 (23:16):
I have someone who wrote it.
Speaker 7 (23:17):
And.
Speaker 2 (23:20):
You're just a little more honest. He was hoping for it.
Speaker 4 (23:24):
So Alien Romulus follows a group of space colonists, aren't
they all? While scavenging an old space station, they come
face to face with a horrifying, horror, horrifying life form
in space that I think all of us in the
audience know pretty well.
Speaker 7 (23:40):
So come.
Speaker 4 (23:44):
On Netflix this week. The Union. It's about a construction
worker played by Mark Wahlberg who's roped into the espionage
world by his former high school girlfriend Halle Berry and
Mayhem ensued. Well, Now, I mean, if anybody who's gonna,
you know, Ropeian to espionage, I would.
Speaker 1 (24:00):
Do anything, She says, ex girlfriend, Yeah, like high sweetheart,
you know, yep, yep, first girl ever kissed.
Speaker 2 (24:07):
I went to work at Hooters. There you go.
Speaker 5 (24:09):
I just love you.
Speaker 4 (24:15):
Let's go get some Let's get some chaochy ways can
see that Robes movie.
Speaker 2 (24:23):
You very much? Wordle you all right, great report.
Speaker 1 (24:28):
Let's get us a winner. Let's play wordy word. Here
we go one eight hundred, Big show. You told free line.
We'll get a couple of contestants team up and play
an nex.
Speaker 2 (25:01):
Good morning.
Speaker 1 (25:03):
It's a big show on the radio, Wednesday, August fourteenth.
Let's jump morning in hell.
Speaker 10 (25:09):
And everybody's head about the bad plead, the wordy word
and the wordy where.
Speaker 1 (25:13):
Let's meet the contestants. We got Tad from Phil Campbell, Alabama.
Good morning, Tad, Good morning, Hey, Boddy, you're playing. Jeff
from Covington, Tennessee. Good morning, Jeff, good morning, Good morning.
Speaker 2 (25:30):
All right, Billy, hey.
Speaker 1 (25:32):
Boddy, welcome y'all. All right, we've got to Tennessee, born, Alabama.
Boy like an SEC showdown.
Speaker 2 (25:40):
Yeah, I wonder who would win in real life. All right,
let's not worry about that.
Speaker 1 (25:47):
Jeff fight now, Jeff, Jeff and Tator on the team,
John Boyn Tadd on the other side. All right, let's
see what we can do. All right, So Jeff, you relax,
me and Tad to go just a Tad before he's
been working really hard, alright, Dad, you ready, buddy, Yes, sir,
(26:10):
all right, starting the clock.
Speaker 2 (26:11):
Now this nighttime. I'm gonna go get some.
Speaker 5 (26:16):
Sleep.
Speaker 2 (26:16):
Yeah, uh huh oh. I eat food with this, I
talk with it.
Speaker 5 (26:20):
Too.
Speaker 1 (26:20):
It's my I have a big yes, uh huh, A couch,
a chair. These are pieces of blank you want yes,
uh huh uh blank leaders on the sideline, the girls
with pom poms cheerleaders.
Speaker 2 (26:36):
Yeah, uh huh. You gotta water these your fight us
and stuff, water your plants. Yeah, uh huh.
Speaker 7 (26:42):
Don't.
Speaker 2 (26:43):
That's good. You put a sive on the board. Don't work.
Speaker 5 (26:47):
You got it?
Speaker 2 (26:48):
All right? Jeff and Tater for a round one?
Speaker 1 (26:51):
Yeah, all right, Jeff, you ready, buddy, I'm ready, okay.
Speaker 4 (26:57):
And go all right. This is toxic. It's usually a
skull and crossbones.
Speaker 5 (27:02):
What is it?
Speaker 4 (27:03):
It's not you don't drink it. It's what the witch
makes it, and it's what it's blank you put round
up is one, it's what kind of it's what?
Speaker 7 (27:14):
What is it?
Speaker 4 (27:16):
You put it on your plants? You put it on weed. Yeah,
but it's called a very simple name, blank control. You'll
call them if you eat it takes up. You're not
supposed to blank control blank ivy. Please listen. You just
stay over in your lane, okay, Jeff, we still you, sir.
Speaker 2 (27:50):
All right.
Speaker 1 (27:50):
So it's okay. So didn't quite get that one. So
Tad me and you were going to go back and
pick up on that last one and not make a
big deal. Right, ready, go, ready, go, you got it?
Speaker 5 (28:03):
Poison? Thank you.
Speaker 2 (28:06):
Over here?
Speaker 5 (28:08):
Uh this is on your.
Speaker 2 (28:10):
Foot, not the toes side, but the back of your
foot is your uh hell yeah? Uh huh, Hey, get
a postman in mail a.
Speaker 5 (28:22):
Uh huh uh?
Speaker 2 (28:24):
You do this on the street that's right off the street,
and you jog down it.
Speaker 1 (28:31):
Contr Yeah, it was yours on your wayside the way
the side of the street.
Speaker 5 (28:38):
He all goes in.
Speaker 4 (28:39):
Do you.
Speaker 5 (28:41):
So a nine?
Speaker 2 (28:43):
Score?
Speaker 5 (28:43):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (28:44):
Nine to nothing. I remember when you just needed one.
It seemed like maybe yesterday to win. Yeah, you just
knocked it out of the park.
Speaker 5 (28:52):
Now you're Jeff.
Speaker 2 (28:55):
You and Jeff need nine to tie and that will
be setting not only an Olympic record, but a world record.
Hey Jeff you ready?
Speaker 5 (29:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (29:07):
And go all right?
Speaker 4 (29:08):
The shuttle will do this. I went to the what
when it goes up in the air A shuttle? When
it goes up in the air, you blank a rocket?
You do this to the rocket fire?
Speaker 2 (29:20):
It sounds like the meal you eat mid day.
Speaker 6 (29:24):
No, yeah, sure this is.
Speaker 4 (29:27):
Jacket I heard launch. Okay, next, this is what you
do to your lunch, do to your muscles before you
go running. Yes, what happened?
Speaker 2 (29:39):
You're just saying, yes, that was not close. Tad wins.
Speaker 1 (29:48):
Defensive struggle on the potato Jeff side of the jaff
We appreciate you playing buddy is fun.
Speaker 5 (30:00):
Yes you can. I just don't tell all the people.
And because I love them all.
Speaker 1 (30:06):
Right, I'm sure they love you too, your lovable rascal there, Jeff,
all right and Tad, look at you. Danfield Campbell, Alabama
winning a big old Mount Olive.
Speaker 2 (30:15):
Prize pack for your victory roll time. Hey, yeah, morning,
big shows on the radio.
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Moved on with our lives just right now, come on,
it's time for the request of the morning. Harvey Smithfield
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Speaker 2 (30:37):
Max?
Speaker 1 (30:38):
No, that's how cute I am? All right, Harvey, pleasure
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Speaker 7 (31:30):
Time, John Boy and Billy y'all mad Max here?
Speaker 2 (31:34):
Max? How you doing well? How you think I'm doing?
Probably mad about No more calls please, we have a winner.
Speaker 4 (31:41):
That's right, I'm mad?
Speaker 2 (31:43):
Well? How mad are you mad?
Speaker 7 (31:45):
I'm mad as a speckled pump under a little red wagon. Noah,
wait a minute, that's that's how cute done.
Speaker 2 (31:53):
I'm made her the mule eating briars.
Speaker 7 (31:56):
No, that's how meg. I'm grinning. I'm some man. I
squeak when I walk. No, that's how pine i am.
I'm mad as a screen door on a submarine. That's
how useful I am. I mad he dan quail at
a spelling bee. No, that's a oh that's how much
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I'm sweating.
Speaker 2 (32:19):
I mat her.
Speaker 7 (32:19):
No cat can lick as but no, that's.
Speaker 5 (32:22):
How quick I am.
Speaker 7 (32:25):
Matter not turn in a punch bowl. No, that's how
popular I am.
Speaker 2 (32:30):
Man is frong hare now.
Speaker 7 (32:33):
Fine, I am. Let me see I'd make a bit
bull climb a plate glass window. No, that's how scary
looking at you? Man is rolling off a log telly easy,
I am let me.
Speaker 8 (32:48):
I'm mad her in a farting a pair of panty hose.
Speaker 2 (32:52):
No, that's how trapped I feel.
Speaker 7 (32:55):
Man, I I'm so mad that I stop plowing to
far because I No, that's how lazy I am. Mad
as a one armed fiddler with the crabs. No, that's
how busy I am. Mad. It SOPs on the rooster.
Now always how sexy I am? Oh boys, uh manner,
it's not on the door, know, that's it. I am
Maddered's not. No, that's how slick I am. I'm so
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mad I could stop an eight day claw. No, that's
how ugly I am you. Oh boys, you know, Come
to think of it, maybe I ain't that.
Speaker 5 (33:29):
Man after all.
Speaker 7 (33:31):
Sorry I bothered you. All right, I'm out of here
like a death eating a soda cracker. I know, I know, John,
Brdon Billy, y'all have a good day, just as good
as a as a one car funeral.
Speaker 5 (33:46):
No by.
Speaker 1 (34:14):
Good morning makes shows on the radio. You own to
act Psyche for your John Moore Midley album. Keywords, she man,
make sure you're in the bed box. Yeah, I'll be
Will and Lilly and I don't hold in?
Speaker 7 (34:27):
And that was you?
Speaker 9 (34:28):
She man?
Speaker 5 (34:31):
What the world? That man?
Speaker 2 (34:35):
There's a high note we've been looking for already. Eladies
and gentlemen, I can turner. I do you have a letter?
Speaker 5 (34:41):
Nah?
Speaker 2 (34:41):
You shut up, and you're the dumbest white man that
you know. What is going alright here? That would be yeah, okay,
well that's hair and all right? Then, yo, what's up?
Speaker 10 (35:00):
I think we've already been through that. This is ike
with all the fall one one you need to deal
with all your what you called it's a personal relationship.
Speaker 1 (35:13):
Dig this.
Speaker 2 (35:15):
Great things.
Speaker 10 (35:16):
My brother trying to suck up that. My girlfriend and
I lived together about two years ago. I was caught
in a sticky situation with another woman. We got back together,
but ever since then, she acts like she aws my ass.
She had no job, she won't come. She has a car,
but she drives mine. She takes me to work, can't
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even be there on time to pick me up on
pay day. When she dropped me off of work, she
doesn't even say bye, I love you, even kiss my ass.
She said, go get your check. Everything in the house
she calls hers. It's her washing machine, her stove, her tea,
her radio. I bought me a four wheeler. I can't
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even ride that without her. Hmm my reputation is suffering.
I used to be the man. Now I feel like
the wall man.
Speaker 2 (36:13):
What should I do?
Speaker 8 (36:15):
Pimped out show though, then shot dog.
Speaker 10 (36:23):
The first thing you need to do, my brothers, fad
you a good doctor and have him finish your sex
change operation. Once you get rid of what was once
your manly love luggage, you can start strutting around in
thigh highs and heels for that nogut stagy old butt
biscuit hall you living with, or maybe I should refer
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to her by her real title, the man of the house.
Speaker 3 (36:48):
Let me preach on the.
Speaker 4 (36:52):
And then that first thing.
Speaker 2 (36:52):
First, you been putting up with this boss and little.
Speaker 10 (36:56):
Beach for two long years before you decided to to
Ike for help.
Speaker 7 (37:02):
What it is with you?
Speaker 5 (37:03):
Man?
Speaker 10 (37:04):
Is you one of them brothers that walks around with
an arrow through his neck for two weeks before he
finally goes, hey, man, I better do something about this.
Speaker 7 (37:14):
Now.
Speaker 4 (37:14):
The situation would be different if you two was married.
Speaker 10 (37:17):
Now, I see eye his own self had been through
thirteen or fourteen divorces. It's almost bad enough to make
you want to stay married. I said, oh mo, but
she ain't even your wife. She did something little bit
you've been shagging up with and brother. Unless that booty
is solid gold, Ain't no woman what giving up your
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freedom for? She wouldn't be pulling that low down pop
going on.
Speaker 7 (37:42):
Ike.
Speaker 10 (37:43):
Um, A curb is littered with trifling skang guy says,
kicked the side in favor of the next trifling skang
in line, you got to remember my brother.
Speaker 2 (37:54):
Where there's one hoe, they's plenty more.
Speaker 4 (37:59):
Not.
Speaker 10 (37:59):
The only thing I can think is that she's still
giving you heir over that little something something she caught
you wear once upon a matt tresp Ain't that just
like a woman? Now?
Speaker 5 (38:12):
What you need to do is.
Speaker 10 (38:14):
Switch roll now, just as an experiment, try being the main.
Speaker 2 (38:19):
Take charge.
Speaker 10 (38:21):
Let her know the mac daddy is back. Daddy show
up at the dog one night with a coiler RoAF
of rubber sheet and a gigantic bottle of Missolia ore
and tell her the boot knocking and body rocking is
about to begin. And as long as short Dog is
only a nickname, that should put things back to number.
Speaker 2 (38:44):
And if fact fails to put the.
Speaker 10 (38:45):
Fuel back into your relationship, just fill up her ass
tag with some premium foot.
Speaker 2 (38:54):
This is ike.
Speaker 8 (38:57):
Peace out.
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Speaking of winners, we got Mark Packer from the ACC
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Speaker 2 (02:55):
Good morning, pack Oh man, my bank you this morning?
There you go, buddy? All right?
Speaker 5 (03:02):
We good?
Speaker 2 (03:03):
We good, Johnny.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
I'm actually one button I need to mash to have
you on the Big Show.
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And now we go.
Speaker 6 (03:10):
I tell you what, I'm a little nervous myself. I
just went out for my morning walk knowing that we're
going to rock and roll it Wednesday morning, and I
swear I could have sworn at Austin Dillon recked three
more people down Independence Bull. I mean this, I saw
them all our accidents. That's gotta be Austin after what
I witnessed over the weekend. But in austincerity, Johnny, we
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are ten days away from the start of the college
football season, and since we talked last week drawing in
a little Southern pride football, how about a shout out
to the folks at Florida International University. You probably want
to pack. What are you talking about? They announced last week, Johnny,
since we.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Spoke that Pitt Bull pit Bull.
Speaker 6 (03:52):
Is going to name the stadium after himself Pitt Bull
Stadium Worldwide. He run him a check for six million
the next five years to name the stadium after himself
Pitt Bull Stadium. Johnny, go figure that one out. By
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the way, I know, Jackie's got to be proud watching
Steph light it up. I mean, that was unbelievadle pact.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
We wanted to ask you, Buddy Lebron, did he deserve
the MVP over Stea now.
Speaker 6 (04:25):
Come on, man, if Curry doesn't make the threes, we're
looking at and we're looking at that way a gold
medal route, I mean, listen, props to everybody who I mean.
The Olympics were awesome. I mean they were really really spectacular.
But Steph curR, we've seen this now for a long
long time. He was spectacular. And by the way, a
shout out to my beloved ACC they coveted the most
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medals of any conference channel They were one, sec was two,
The Big Ten was three. Those three leagues, by the way,
ninety two gold medals, two hundred and forty seven medals period.
So those three leagues again, all the men and women
entertaining us over the last couple of weeks absolutely spectacular.
Speaker 7 (05:06):
Was great.
Speaker 6 (05:07):
And by the way, on Monday, a couple days ago,
the AP preseason top twenty five pole comes out, and Johnny,
I've been doing this with you for a long long time.
I say this every year. You know, twenty one of
the last twenty two years, somebody ranked in the AP
top ten is gonna end up unranked. So here is
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the list of one of these teams in all likelihood
that I'm about ready to rattle off. It's gonna have
one of those years you just want to forget about.
Georgia's number one, Ohio State is two, Oregon is three,
Texas and Bama are four and five, Ole miss is six,
Notre Dame is seven, Penn State is eight, Michigan nine,
Florida State ten. One of those teams is gonna be
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unranked at the end of the year. And there's always
the flip side to it. Twenty eight of the last
thirty years, somebody who was unranked and the AP preseason
top twenty five pole ends up in the top ten.
Last year it was Missouri of the SEC, nobody giving
any love to before the season started. End of the
year at number eight in the country. So polls are out,
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people'll scream, they'll go nuts, we should be ranked higher.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
How's that?
Speaker 6 (06:17):
It doesn't matter. This thing's gonna get cranked up in
ten days when you go over there to Ireland for
Georgia Tech, Florida State for the ACC opening really college
football and Week zero opener. But it's go time and
we're coming down to stretch and it's gonna be absolutely great,
gonna be awesome, right.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Ten days, Kay, wait, pack you on the man. Thank
you so much, buddy, I'm a great rest of your week.
Speaker 6 (06:39):
All right, gang, you'll be good. We'll talk to you
next week.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
All right, body catch up next week Mike Packa watch
him on the ACC network head afternoon on the television
around four o'clock Eastern. All right, dey, let's play Beat
the Blonde, our four star game one eight hundred Big
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Read the Blonde and our contestant out of Williamston, South Carolina.
I say, hey, Na, Katherine, good morning, Katherine, good morning,
Hey welcome.
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Oh right, it's time calling.
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Oh right, like you got.
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The hang of it.
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You know we're gonna ask Tetter some questions you agree
or disagree on whether you think she's right or wrong.
Two bells before, two buzzers and you win.
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Awesome. So fun, let's.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
See what's happening here? So uh marsh.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
During an interview with Time magazine, Yeah, President Richard Nixon
said that he doesn't have something in the bedrooms of
any of the places he lived.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
What didn't he have in the bedroom?
Speaker 4 (08:39):
Fun? He didn't have fun in any of them. Cross,
he didn't have any He didn't have any telephones in
any of the bedrooms.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
He didn't have any telephones in his bedrooms. Catherine, do
you agree or disagree? I agree? Televisions.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
Televisions as well, Tricky Dicky didn't.
Speaker 4 (09:08):
Have I know, I pictured him as a late night walcher.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
Okay, bingingo.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
His wife said he was really hard to sleep with
because he'd get up in the middle of the night
four or five times, turn on a light and start
working and then go back to bed.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
Yeah, they know how. My wife feels terrible. All right,
let's get on the.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
Same page here, a rial cards. Let's go to Bride's Magazine.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
Catherine, are you married? I am? Congratulations?
Speaker 5 (09:44):
So thank you.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
Bride's Magazine. What should a bride do? No later than
three months after the wedding.
Speaker 4 (09:52):
Didn't ask me should do no later? Put out?
Speaker 7 (09:58):
Yeah, that's a good idea.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
That what happened Marca three month program.
Speaker 4 (10:15):
So that's my answer to your answer.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
Okay, So Catherine, do you agree or disagree with put out?
Speaker 4 (10:23):
I disagree?
Speaker 2 (10:25):
All right? Of course you really know what it is,
don't you.
Speaker 4 (10:32):
Is it changing her name? Is checking account?
Speaker 1 (10:37):
I said, thank you?
Speaker 2 (10:41):
Yeah, there it is.
Speaker 4 (10:43):
Thank you had a year to do that, I said,
you haven't. I don't know what magazine I read.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
I'm grateful.
Speaker 5 (10:56):
All right.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
Well, who we are going win it or losing on
this fine old question. According to researchers, the practice of
having more than one wife is dying out.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
All over the world. What is the main reason?
Speaker 4 (11:11):
Fatigue? They's tired more than one. The reason is money, money, money.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
The reason is money. They just can't afford all him.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
All right, well our stats answer, Catherine, agree or disagree?
Speaker 5 (11:30):
I disagree?
Speaker 2 (11:32):
Actually, got that right? Is money? It all comes down
to money, Catherine.
Speaker 5 (11:42):
You should have known that.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
That's all right.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
Hey, we got a cool consolation prize for you, Kevin.
Thank you for playing with us this morning.
Speaker 2 (11:59):
All right?
Speaker 1 (12:00):
When I were on top of your news on the
other side, all right. Bonus Top ten list, though we
call hold.
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Good morning. It's a big show on all radio.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
Bonus Top ten list, Today's Big Show Top ten list.
Speaker 8 (12:49):
Top ten things you might hear during a hot romantic
interlude or while ordering food at a drive through windows.
Number ten, can you biggie size that? Number nine? You
want the meal or just a nugget? Number eight? Sorry,
(13:13):
we don't serve that after ten.
Speaker 9 (13:15):
Thirty, number seven, hold the pickle.
Speaker 8 (13:23):
Number six, drive around for your total? Number five? Sorry
to make you hang out the window like this. I
thought I was closer.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
Number four, horse he saw us?
Speaker 8 (13:43):
Number three? Can I get some extra napkins? Number two? Whoops,
it didn't go through?
Speaker 2 (13:50):
Can you swipe it again for me?
Speaker 8 (13:55):
And the number one thing you'll hear during romance or
at the drive through?
Speaker 7 (14:01):
We have the meeting?
Speaker 2 (14:35):
Oh mona, this is a big shaw on the radio. Alright,
I say we got a connection over there.
Speaker 5 (14:44):
Man, Hello, heis hoyt All a lie from the Fight
of Man.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
Now man John boy been here?
Speaker 5 (14:49):
Hey say you beg on? Hey no gravin nose taking
mater marker and he holl looking form Now am I saying?
Wild man?
Speaker 2 (14:58):
What's new at Casa di wide house.
Speaker 5 (15:01):
Delbert, you mean mister ged.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
Ged Delbert is finishing high school.
Speaker 5 (15:07):
No, in this case, ged standing for generally eat up
with Doug. I got me another fan letter the other day.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
Oh, let me get it's another marriage proposal from a
woman who's already married.
Speaker 4 (15:19):
Oh.
Speaker 5 (15:19):
This here come from a college educated fellow.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
Ah, marriage proposal from a man that's already married.
Speaker 5 (15:24):
No sturb. This boy enjoins me on a purely potonic
and intellectual level. Hey, check this out, dear Big Show gang.
I've been enjoying your programs, and one of my favorite
characters is Howyt. In my college juniors, I spent a
little time studying classical English literature while perusing a copy
of Henry the Fourth Part one. Recently, I came across
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a bond mole that's French for a real goodurn in
Act two, scene four. It made me think of Hoyt.
During an exchange in the boy's head tavern, Prince Henry
delivers this line thy leather jerkin, crystal button, not and
painted agate ring puke stuck in Cattis Garters, smooth tongue
Spanish pouch. Now doesn't that sound like want to Holt
(16:11):
snow driving knuckle dragon insult. Is this good old boy
more educated than he's letting on? Are his humorous escapades
inspired by Shakespeare? Inquiring minds want to know Jim Dunn, Birmingham, Alabama.
Here's my reply, Dear Jim, what is me? My greatest
fair has been realized? My colorful collection of backwards antics
(16:35):
have been revealed as a carefully constructed facade that they are.
Here's true, good Sir. Though I drive mightily to present
myself as the leader of a league of dem yet
genial country bumpkins, I actually have a Bachelor of Arts
degree in English literature for my years as a Rhodes
scholar at Oxford in the early nineteen seventies, when I
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roomed with Algar and Tommy lee Yard. Since we've discovered
the Leather Jerk and Spanish part Soliloquy, you have no
doubt identified the Shakespearean roots of other famous moments in
Hoyden Delbert history. For example, Richard the Third's pro covity
for younger members of the fair sex, which became Delbert's
daddy and his well known attraction to underage women in general,
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and the Olsen Twins in particular not to mention Romeo
and Mercutio's memorable face off in Act one of Romeo
and Juliet, which later became Hoyd and Delbert in the
Deer Costume, and, of course, from much Ado about Nothing,
the classic question what ho sets the wind in that corner?
Later adapted as at time Delbert let loose a big
(17:41):
fart with his girlfriend in the truck. In short, each
of our comic misadventures rests on the principal advance by
Macbeth in the closing moments of Act five, Scene five.
I quote, it is a tale told by an idiot,
full of sound and fury, signifying nothing. This startling revelation
doesn't tarnish your enjoyment of our occasional comedic presentations regards.
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Let me guess you're just kidd about being college educated,
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Thank hey? Our big letter oury influences is Jerry Klar
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doesn't I got a run here, men, Professor bash Anker says,
fixing to go to art good that yeah, well you
tell him, I said good night, good night. Pardon this
such sweet thorough that I shall say good night till
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it be tomorrow, or in modern terms, duh huh, he'll
know what you mean. Hey, y'all came straight up alright here.
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Olive Pickles price pac Cluse mount Olive hat, T shirt
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supports the National Wheelchair Basketball Association and Team USA going
for the gold at the Paralympic Games in Paris. They
start August twenty eighth gold Team USA hang out and
play four ten minutes Right now from the desk, Taylor
Tama News is what to watch. Here's mars it. Taylor Moran,
(21:05):
thank you very much.
Speaker 4 (21:05):
We're to take a look at the box office from
the weekend. Those who actually got out of the house
and went and saw a movie. Deadpool and Wolverine was
the number one movie for a third straight weekend, earning
fifty four point two million dollars. They're very popular, ed,
you're very They're very popular. That raises its domestic total
to four hundred ninety four point three million for those
(21:28):
of you keeping score, and it puts it over the
one billion mark globally. Wow million, all right, and then
Ryan's flick blocked his wife Blake Lively's romance movie. It
ends with us from reaching the top spot. They debuted
at number two with a fifty million take home.
Speaker 2 (21:48):
And it was the name of that one. It Ends
with Us, Ends with Us, all right, So that's one
of them's married.
Speaker 5 (21:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (21:55):
Ryan Reynolds a Deadpool is married to the star of
this to Blake Lively.
Speaker 2 (22:00):
Ok so husband and wife number one and two at
the box office.
Speaker 7 (22:03):
Yeah right, yeah, they're gonna probably get rid of that
cell phone company pretty fat.
Speaker 4 (22:11):
It Ends with Us is based on the best seller
by Colleen Hoover of the same.
Speaker 2 (22:15):
Name in this It's a romantic deal.
Speaker 4 (22:19):
Yeah, yeah, I know you're going who what I think?
Couple split up? You know there some went to Deadpool
and their other half went to see this. Twisters dropped
from second place to third place. Border Lands, based on
the video game series, debuted in fourth place. That's why
with Kevin Hart and okay and Despicable Meat. Despicable Me
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four came into fifth place. They made eight million. See
that's terrible and you look at it, you go eight million,
eight million all right? In theaters this Friday. Alienlus' the
sci fi horror film. It's the seventh installment in the
Alien franchise. Alien Romulus is set between the events of
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nineteen seventy nine's Alien and nineteen eighty six's Aliens.
Speaker 2 (23:14):
How do you keep up with that?
Speaker 4 (23:16):
I have someone who wrote it.
Speaker 7 (23:17):
And.
Speaker 2 (23:20):
You're just a little more honest. He was hoping for it.
Speaker 4 (23:24):
So Alien Romulus follows a group of space colonists, aren't
they all? While scavenging an old space station, they come
face to face with a horrifying, horror, horrifying life form
in space that I think all of us in the
audience know pretty well.
Speaker 7 (23:40):
So come.
Speaker 4 (23:44):
On Netflix this week. The Union. It's about a construction
worker played by Mark Wahlberg who's roped into the espionage
world by his former high school girlfriend Halle Berry and
Mayhem ensued. Well, Now, I mean, if anybody who's gonna,
you know, Ropeian to espionage, I would.
Speaker 1 (24:00):
Do anything, She says, ex girlfriend, Yeah, like high sweetheart,
you know, yep, yep, first girl ever kissed.
Speaker 2 (24:07):
I went to work at Hooters. There you go.
Speaker 5 (24:09):
I just love you.
Speaker 4 (24:15):
Let's go get some Let's get some chaochy ways can
see that Robes movie.
Speaker 2 (24:23):
You very much? Wordle you all right, great report.
Speaker 1 (24:28):
Let's get us a winner. Let's play wordy word. Here
we go one eight hundred, Big show. You told free line.
We'll get a couple of contestants team up and play
an nex.
Speaker 2 (25:01):
Good morning.
Speaker 1 (25:03):
It's a big show on the radio, Wednesday, August fourteenth.
Let's jump morning in hell.
Speaker 10 (25:09):
And everybody's head about the bad plead, the wordy word
and the wordy where.
Speaker 1 (25:13):
Let's meet the contestants. We got Tad from Phil Campbell, Alabama.
Good morning, Tad, Good morning, Hey, Boddy, you're playing. Jeff
from Covington, Tennessee. Good morning, Jeff, good morning, Good morning.
Speaker 2 (25:30):
All right, Billy, hey.
Speaker 1 (25:32):
Boddy, welcome y'all. All right, we've got to Tennessee, born, Alabama.
Boy like an SEC showdown.
Speaker 2 (25:40):
Yeah, I wonder who would win in real life. All right,
let's not worry about that.
Speaker 1 (25:47):
Jeff fight now, Jeff, Jeff and Tator on the team,
John Boyn Tadd on the other side. All right, let's
see what we can do. All right, So Jeff, you relax,
me and Tad to go just a Tad before he's
been working really hard, alright, Dad, you ready, buddy, Yes, sir,
(26:10):
all right, starting the clock.
Speaker 2 (26:11):
Now this nighttime. I'm gonna go get some.
Speaker 5 (26:16):
Sleep.
Speaker 2 (26:16):
Yeah, uh huh oh. I eat food with this, I
talk with it.
Speaker 5 (26:20):
Too.
Speaker 1 (26:20):
It's my I have a big yes, uh huh, A couch,
a chair. These are pieces of blank you want yes,
uh huh uh blank leaders on the sideline, the girls
with pom poms cheerleaders.
Speaker 2 (26:36):
Yeah, uh huh. You gotta water these your fight us
and stuff, water your plants. Yeah, uh huh.
Speaker 7 (26:42):
Don't.
Speaker 2 (26:43):
That's good. You put a sive on the board. Don't work.
Speaker 5 (26:47):
You got it?
Speaker 2 (26:48):
All right? Jeff and Tater for a round one?
Speaker 1 (26:51):
Yeah, all right, Jeff, you ready, buddy, I'm ready, okay.
Speaker 4 (26:57):
And go all right. This is toxic. It's usually a
skull and crossbones.
Speaker 5 (27:02):
What is it?
Speaker 4 (27:03):
It's not you don't drink it. It's what the witch
makes it, and it's what it's blank you put round
up is one, it's what kind of it's what?
Speaker 7 (27:14):
What is it?
Speaker 4 (27:16):
You put it on your plants? You put it on weed. Yeah,
but it's called a very simple name, blank control. You'll
call them if you eat it takes up. You're not
supposed to blank control blank ivy. Please listen. You just
stay over in your lane, okay, Jeff, we still you, sir.
Speaker 2 (27:50):
All right.
Speaker 1 (27:50):
So it's okay. So didn't quite get that one. So
Tad me and you were going to go back and
pick up on that last one and not make a
big deal. Right, ready, go, ready, go, you got it?
Speaker 5 (28:03):
Poison? Thank you.
Speaker 2 (28:06):
Over here?
Speaker 5 (28:08):
Uh this is on your.
Speaker 2 (28:10):
Foot, not the toes side, but the back of your
foot is your uh hell yeah? Uh huh, Hey, get
a postman in mail a.
Speaker 5 (28:22):
Uh huh uh?
Speaker 2 (28:24):
You do this on the street that's right off the street,
and you jog down it.
Speaker 1 (28:31):
Contr Yeah, it was yours on your wayside the way
the side of the street.
Speaker 5 (28:38):
He all goes in.
Speaker 4 (28:39):
Do you.
Speaker 5 (28:41):
So a nine?
Speaker 2 (28:43):
Score?
Speaker 5 (28:43):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (28:44):
Nine to nothing. I remember when you just needed one.
It seemed like maybe yesterday to win. Yeah, you just
knocked it out of the park.
Speaker 5 (28:52):
Now you're Jeff.
Speaker 2 (28:55):
You and Jeff need nine to tie and that will
be setting not only an Olympic record, but a world record.
Hey Jeff you ready?
Speaker 5 (29:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (29:07):
And go all right?
Speaker 4 (29:08):
The shuttle will do this. I went to the what
when it goes up in the air A shuttle? When
it goes up in the air, you blank a rocket?
You do this to the rocket fire?
Speaker 2 (29:20):
It sounds like the meal you eat mid day.
Speaker 6 (29:24):
No, yeah, sure this is.
Speaker 4 (29:27):
Jacket I heard launch. Okay, next, this is what you
do to your lunch, do to your muscles before you
go running. Yes, what happened?
Speaker 2 (29:39):
You're just saying, yes, that was not close. Tad wins.
Speaker 1 (29:48):
Defensive struggle on the potato Jeff side of the jaff
We appreciate you playing buddy is fun.
Speaker 5 (30:00):
Yes you can. I just don't tell all the people.
And because I love them all.
Speaker 1 (30:06):
Right, I'm sure they love you too, your lovable rascal there, Jeff,
all right and Tad, look at you. Danfield Campbell, Alabama
winning a big old Mount Olive.
Speaker 2 (30:15):
Prize pack for your victory roll time. Hey, yeah, morning,
big shows on the radio.
Speaker 1 (30:24):
Moved on with our lives just right now, come on,
it's time for the request of the morning. Harvey Smithfield
had a good old Gastonia, North Carolina. Harvey says, my
all time favorite. How mad is mad?
Speaker 2 (30:37):
Max?
Speaker 1 (30:38):
No, that's how cute I am? All right, Harvey, pleasure
to play it for you coming up next. Good morning,
(31:11):
it's a big show on the radio. What you want, Yeah,
you play click the own air contest. But when you
going to the Big Show dot Com, just send the
mail bags something you'd like to hear about this time
Monday through Friday. Harvey Smithfield, Gaston on your North Carolina,
your favorite Max all.
Speaker 7 (31:30):
Time, John Boy and Billy y'all mad Max here?
Speaker 2 (31:34):
Max? How you doing well? How you think I'm doing?
Probably mad about No more calls please, we have a winner.
Speaker 4 (31:41):
That's right, I'm mad?
Speaker 2 (31:43):
Well? How mad are you mad?
Speaker 7 (31:45):
I'm mad as a speckled pump under a little red wagon. Noah,
wait a minute, that's that's how cute done.
Speaker 2 (31:53):
I'm made her the mule eating briars.
Speaker 7 (31:56):
No, that's how meg. I'm grinning. I'm some man. I
squeak when I walk. No, that's how pine i am.
I'm mad as a screen door on a submarine. That's
how useful I am. I mad he dan quail at
a spelling bee. No, that's a oh that's how much
(32:17):
I'm sweating.
Speaker 2 (32:19):
I mat her.
Speaker 7 (32:19):
No cat can lick as but no, that's.
Speaker 5 (32:22):
How quick I am.
Speaker 7 (32:25):
Matter not turn in a punch bowl. No, that's how
popular I am.
Speaker 2 (32:30):
Man is frong hare now.
Speaker 7 (32:33):
Fine, I am. Let me see I'd make a bit
bull climb a plate glass window. No, that's how scary
looking at you? Man is rolling off a log telly easy,
I am let me.
Speaker 8 (32:48):
I'm mad her in a farting a pair of panty hose.
Speaker 2 (32:52):
No, that's how trapped I feel.
Speaker 7 (32:55):
Man, I I'm so mad that I stop plowing to
far because I No, that's how lazy I am. Mad
as a one armed fiddler with the crabs. No, that's
how busy I am. Mad. It SOPs on the rooster.
Now always how sexy I am? Oh boys, uh manner,
it's not on the door, know, that's it. I am
Maddered's not. No, that's how slick I am. I'm so
(33:19):
mad I could stop an eight day claw. No, that's
how ugly I am you. Oh boys, you know, Come
to think of it, maybe I ain't that.
Speaker 5 (33:29):
Man after all.
Speaker 7 (33:31):
Sorry I bothered you. All right, I'm out of here
like a death eating a soda cracker. I know, I know, John,
Brdon Billy, y'all have a good day, just as good
as a as a one car funeral.
Speaker 5 (33:46):
No by.
Speaker 1 (34:14):
Good morning makes shows on the radio. You own to
act Psyche for your John Moore Midley album. Keywords, she man,
make sure you're in the bed box. Yeah, I'll be
Will and Lilly and I don't hold in?
Speaker 7 (34:27):
And that was you?
Speaker 9 (34:28):
She man?
Speaker 5 (34:31):
What the world? That man?
Speaker 2 (34:35):
There's a high note we've been looking for already. Eladies
and gentlemen, I can turner. I do you have a letter?
Speaker 5 (34:41):
Nah?
Speaker 2 (34:41):
You shut up, and you're the dumbest white man that
you know. What is going alright here? That would be yeah, okay,
well that's hair and all right? Then, yo, what's up?
Speaker 10 (35:00):
I think we've already been through that. This is ike
with all the fall one one you need to deal
with all your what you called it's a personal relationship.
Speaker 1 (35:13):
Dig this.
Speaker 2 (35:15):
Great things.
Speaker 10 (35:16):
My brother trying to suck up that. My girlfriend and
I lived together about two years ago. I was caught
in a sticky situation with another woman. We got back together,
but ever since then, she acts like she aws my ass.
She had no job, she won't come. She has a car,
but she drives mine. She takes me to work, can't
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even be there on time to pick me up on
pay day. When she dropped me off of work, she
doesn't even say bye, I love you, even kiss my ass.
She said, go get your check. Everything in the house
she calls hers. It's her washing machine, her stove, her tea,
her radio. I bought me a four wheeler. I can't
(36:03):
even ride that without her. Hmm my reputation is suffering.
I used to be the man. Now I feel like
the wall man.
Speaker 2 (36:13):
What should I do?
Speaker 8 (36:15):
Pimped out show though, then shot dog.
Speaker 10 (36:23):
The first thing you need to do, my brothers, fad
you a good doctor and have him finish your sex
change operation. Once you get rid of what was once
your manly love luggage, you can start strutting around in
thigh highs and heels for that nogut stagy old butt
biscuit hall you living with, or maybe I should refer
(36:43):
to her by her real title, the man of the house.
Speaker 3 (36:48):
Let me preach on the.
Speaker 4 (36:52):
And then that first thing.
Speaker 2 (36:52):
First, you been putting up with this boss and little.
Speaker 10 (36:56):
Beach for two long years before you decided to to
Ike for help.
Speaker 7 (37:02):
What it is with you?
Speaker 5 (37:03):
Man?
Speaker 10 (37:04):
Is you one of them brothers that walks around with
an arrow through his neck for two weeks before he
finally goes, hey, man, I better do something about this.
Speaker 7 (37:14):
Now.
Speaker 4 (37:14):
The situation would be different if you two was married.
Speaker 10 (37:17):
Now, I see eye his own self had been through
thirteen or fourteen divorces. It's almost bad enough to make
you want to stay married. I said, oh mo, but
she ain't even your wife. She did something little bit
you've been shagging up with and brother. Unless that booty
is solid gold, Ain't no woman what giving up your
(37:39):
freedom for? She wouldn't be pulling that low down pop
going on.
Speaker 7 (37:42):
Ike.
Speaker 10 (37:43):
Um, A curb is littered with trifling skang guy says,
kicked the side in favor of the next trifling skang
in line, you got to remember my brother.
Speaker 2 (37:54):
Where there's one hoe, they's plenty more.
Speaker 4 (37:59):
Not.
Speaker 10 (37:59):
The only thing I can think is that she's still
giving you heir over that little something something she caught
you wear once upon a matt tresp Ain't that just
like a woman? Now?
Speaker 5 (38:12):
What you need to do is.
Speaker 10 (38:14):
Switch roll now, just as an experiment, try being the main.
Speaker 2 (38:19):
Take charge.
Speaker 10 (38:21):
Let her know the mac daddy is back. Daddy show
up at the dog one night with a coiler RoAF
of rubber sheet and a gigantic bottle of Missolia ore
and tell her the boot knocking and body rocking is
about to begin. And as long as short Dog is
only a nickname, that should put things back to number.
Speaker 2 (38:44):
And if fact fails to put the.
Speaker 10 (38:45):
Fuel back into your relationship, just fill up her ass
tag with some premium foot.
Speaker 2 (38:54):
This is ike.
Speaker 8 (38:57):
Peace out.
Speaker 1 (38:58):
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