August 21, 2024 • 46 mins
Wed (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, Tater whips out a new copy of her “Tatertainment News” along with a list of What to Watch.. - Astronerd tries out some “Redneck” jokes - and probably got his car keyed in out parking lot.. - Mark Packer is happy to kick off a new College Season of Southern Fried Football.. - Mario weighs in on Pokemon.. - We’ll find out how Clyde the Camel fits into the story of Al Capone and Hoyt and Delbert fulfill Old Man Palmer’s final wishes…
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning, rolling to the Big Show on the radio. Hello,
this is Robert Goulay. You're listening to the pride of
the Red States, John Boy and Billy right here on
the Big Show. Some enchanted morning you may hear the
Big Show? Where's my big bag? Who can't be topical?
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Good morning?
Speaker 3 (00:59):
Is showing the radio run into you? Wednesday, August twenty first,
were just getting ready to roll through it anyway, and
then all of us got here early because I've been
here too long. Now we're gonna be trying to lead
fifteen minutes before the shows over.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Y'all.
Speaker 4 (01:16):
Don't let that happen.
Speaker 5 (01:17):
It always goes. It's the way it goes.
Speaker 4 (01:19):
Okay, Well has it by midweek?
Speaker 6 (01:22):
Here?
Speaker 4 (01:22):
Pretty good?
Speaker 3 (01:23):
August went first? Uh say what national days we got
and want to participate? Got some senior citizens? Honor them
as Senior Citizens Day? All right, Pudding Day you used
to call it?
Speaker 5 (01:38):
Baby boomers are hitting that? Yeah, that's that man.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
A national Brazilian blowout day. I heard y'all discussing another
reason why we shouldn't come in earlier. I had to
listen to y'all discussing what a Brazilian blowout is, and
I kind of tuned it out.
Speaker 5 (01:52):
What you really like? He didn't know what it was,
and I'm over here like.
Speaker 4 (01:55):
Right, idea, Oh, he didn't know what tresses were. I
heard something about your.
Speaker 5 (02:00):
About Yeah, the blowout is you would go and they'll
blow dryer. It's usually people with long, long hair. They
get it done.
Speaker 4 (02:06):
Okay, So so you don't have to be Brazilians.
Speaker 5 (02:10):
Is that it's just the style of doing it?
Speaker 4 (02:13):
But is that? What about the Brazilian butt things? Have y'
all seen them on? Wellmiliar with plants?
Speaker 5 (02:23):
Or are you talking about the exercise.
Speaker 4 (02:25):
I don't know. Sometimes I just see stuff on television and.
Speaker 7 (02:30):
Care it's like a.
Speaker 5 (02:31):
It's like a lift. It's in the the plastic surgery.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Real.
Speaker 4 (02:35):
All right, Brazilian blowout.
Speaker 5 (02:39):
I just thought you'd notice.
Speaker 4 (02:42):
Now I know why I automatically tuned y'all out.
Speaker 8 (02:45):
You're talking about hair.
Speaker 5 (02:47):
We have other things we can talk about.
Speaker 4 (02:48):
Hey, here's something you help me out with National Spamony
Day spoo moony at ice cream of some sort from
Italy with layer there's some different colors and flavors. Well, okay, yeah, I.
Speaker 5 (03:03):
Only know about gelato. I know about money.
Speaker 4 (03:09):
Oh, well, don't worry three dates in history saved up.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
That'll be very important. We'll use those to get our
winning beginning. We're awake. Let's make the most of it.
Big Shows on the radio.
Speaker 5 (03:22):
So they use a hair dryer.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
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Get your name in the half or when a prize
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Speaker 4 (03:52):
I do have a question, yes, Marsen.
Speaker 5 (03:54):
Do you have to pedal that bat bike?
Speaker 3 (03:56):
Or does it if you can, if you want to,
like the I got the set and maybe on yours too.
Speaker 4 (04:02):
You know, you put it like a pick of number,
and then when you pedal and you have it on,
it'll moost you and you can pedal when you want to,
and you can pedal on heels to make beach baby dolls.
Think that you've still got it. Look at you and
if you don't pedal, it'll stop Oh it will.
Speaker 5 (04:19):
So that's what I was asking. It's like, will it
run without you putting a little something?
Speaker 3 (04:23):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (04:23):
Yes, yes, it has a throttle as well.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
He also has a trigger that allows you to accelerate.
Speaker 5 (04:31):
Look at you all right?
Speaker 3 (04:33):
Okay, well let's get the categories. Nineteen seventy nine on
this date, Scarsky that would be Starski and Hutch last
aired on ABC.
Speaker 4 (04:44):
They're a detective duo, something that was very new to television.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
That's where a Huggie Bear came from.
Speaker 4 (04:50):
That's right.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
Move up to nineteen ninety seven. Children on bicycles in
Granted City, Illinois cornered and.
Speaker 4 (04:59):
Captured Tater, So do you have yours?
Speaker 3 (05:02):
Cornered and captured a five year old stray dog nicknamed
Cookie that had run loose for at least five days
with a bubblegum jar stuck on her head. Local authorities
were relieved to hear of the capture, since cops had
received colls to report sightings of the pooch. One elderly
woman reported the dog looked like it was from outer space.
Speaker 8 (05:24):
Yeah, you know what they know that big old like,
you know, big little ball on their head, but they're
breathing in and stuff.
Speaker 4 (05:31):
You thought the dog was wearing a space helmet.
Speaker 5 (05:34):
He look a days astro cook.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
You apparently had tried to drink rain water out of
the jar and then got stuck on her head.
Speaker 4 (05:42):
Stuck. Yeah, Humane society saw to a cookie fully recovered
after they.
Speaker 5 (05:46):
Got the jar over we go kids figure.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
She nearly died of embarrassment.
Speaker 6 (05:51):
I think.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
Finally on his date In twenty twenty three, Charles Martinette,
the voice of Mario in Nintendo's video games, retired after
twenty seven years.
Speaker 4 (06:03):
The matter you, That's exactly the phrase I was thinking.
Does he say that I have no idea?
Speaker 5 (06:07):
I never play?
Speaker 4 (06:10):
Thanks for your hell one eight hundred big shows. You're
toe free line.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
Come on, we'll play out first next Good morning, it's
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a big show on the radio. We're going to your Wednesday,
August twenty first today's feature track for the Big Show
Big Box. Hoy did about old Man Palmer's final wishes.
There's a keyword, final wish. There's the Big Box app
the Big Show dot Com Upburst.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
Let's play Outburst.
Speaker 9 (07:05):
It's the game that anyone can win.
Speaker 10 (07:09):
John Boy Billy to give the prizes from the Big
Prize being.
Speaker 4 (07:15):
Let's go. He contested number one.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
This should really be a lot of funs when you're
playing upburst have a hurry up and guest time you
love the best time.
Speaker 11 (07:27):
You love a big shots, say.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
M Patrick from Cornelia.
Speaker 8 (07:37):
We have shots.
Speaker 9 (07:44):
It's to me.
Speaker 5 (07:45):
I'm aorried.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
Good morning, Patrick, Good morning, John Boy.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
There you are.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
Welcome buddy. All right, well, let's get you through these
three categories. Patrick, you think you can tackle him, were
saying this.
Speaker 7 (08:00):
Morning, Why I'll give it a.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
We're bullying for you, all right, five seconds. I hope
you were thinking about partner TV shows. Give us three
of them. Three partner TV shows.
Speaker 7 (08:17):
Go oh let's see um.
Speaker 3 (08:25):
Uh yeah, oh gone to Patrick, this is you're the
first loser we've had, like like in months on outbirth
years even. Congratulations buddy, a special prize for you.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
I knew that was hard.
Speaker 4 (08:45):
And y'all do it Starsky and hutch Ren and Stimpy
Tom and Jerry Tom and Jerry Oh not necessarily crime
partners out in the state right.
Speaker 5 (08:53):
Now, Davis and butthead right.
Speaker 3 (08:56):
John Boy and Billy to be redundant.
Speaker 4 (09:00):
Yeah yeah, Patrick, Well, good practice, what.
Speaker 7 (09:05):
Man, I'm exactly.
Speaker 4 (09:10):
You locked up, buddy. It happened. No worry, hang out,
Jackie's gonna make you happy.
Speaker 6 (09:15):
Thank you, all right you Jack's making the pady just.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
Locked up and happened.
Speaker 3 (09:28):
You know, I remember one time I couldn't you know,
when I was trying to h good morning big shows
(10:09):
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Speaker 4 (10:13):
By Early Morning Risers. And now the one of my
world of sports. It's tire man hands far. He's hands on.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
Tony hands all the world of sports. Here's how you
never want to see in shorts. He's got spooks on.
Who's got a contact? Who love due? Who might be
on crutch? The show presents hor streets Rough.
Speaker 7 (10:34):
Good morning, Terry, Hey buddy, how you doing?
Speaker 4 (10:37):
Just awesome man, and looking forward to your time with us.
Speaker 5 (10:40):
Now.
Speaker 3 (10:41):
In these weekly reports, we heard about some of your
coaching and management career, loving your world of sports. We
had in touch much on being a front office executive
where you had to promote games and attendance, and you
hit on that little bit for us.
Speaker 7 (10:57):
I was right out of coaching. I mean, I think
about it.
Speaker 12 (11:02):
Think you've got to identify your officeer, demographic and all
that stuff.
Speaker 7 (11:07):
And I had to sell tickets.
Speaker 12 (11:08):
I mean that's what I had to do for the
first three years of my career.
Speaker 7 (11:13):
And we got this down to Atlanta.
Speaker 12 (11:16):
We had outdoor soccer obviously, but indoor soccer was a
complete different demographic. Outdoor were parents with kids that are playing,
and so it's a different thing. And TBS at that
time had overnight stuff that was like cult Remember the
pope heal hocket fishermen to ensue knife and do you
(11:37):
remember a guy but named a Slim Whitman. Oh yeah, okay,
I'm calling you all right, whim Slim becomes a cult favorite. Okay,
we pick up on that. So I get a hold
of Swim and I hire him for twenty five dollars
and two first class airplane tickets from Jacksonville to Atlanta. Okay,
(12:00):
so he shows up in a motorhome because of course
he cast the tickets in for money with his son Byron,
And we have a big promotion and Georgia Tech people
really really pick up on it, and we sell the
joint out. After the game, we have a Slim Whitman
concert and it was really something. But then on Tuesday,
(12:23):
I get a call from the omni personnel. He's still
there in his.
Speaker 7 (12:28):
Motor Home, so we had to go it on there
and tell.
Speaker 12 (12:31):
Him to go back to Florida. And then the other
thing that we ran up against, which is a real conflict.
Speaker 7 (12:38):
Remember the TV show Dallas.
Speaker 12 (12:40):
Oh yeah, well you know on March twenty first, nineteen eighty,
they had the who shot Jr? Right, And our game
was right up against that.
Speaker 7 (12:49):
So what are you gonna do? I mean, you feel
sorry for yourself? You go out.
Speaker 12 (12:52):
We got Delta to give us four trips to Jamaica.
And then when you came in with your ticket, they
handed you a small card and you wrote on that
card who you.
Speaker 7 (13:01):
Thought killed j R.
Speaker 12 (13:03):
Then they had boxes over there and you could drop
yours in a in a slot in the box. During
the game is when the show was on. So after
the game we put big screens on and we showed it.
And then after we showed it, we went over to
who it was, it was Christen Shepherd Mary Crosby, and
pulled that out and pull out two winners, and each
winner got four trips to our fourth things to go
(13:27):
to Jamaica. Four knights in Jamaica for eight, so a
total of eight.
Speaker 7 (13:32):
So that's kind of how we sold that out. That's
how we dealt with it. You've got to make uh,
you know, you've got to make limit of that elements, right.
Speaker 4 (13:42):
And slim women. A Paloma blanca.
Speaker 7 (13:48):
He was. He was so goofy. He was good.
Speaker 8 (13:58):
To me.
Speaker 7 (13:58):
A love song was the name of that?
Speaker 3 (14:00):
Oh yeah, man, Jared one one I wanted to ask
you about. We didn't get it last week.
Speaker 4 (14:08):
Chee chee.
Speaker 3 (14:09):
Rodrigez passed away at age eighty eight. Was Was he
planning your time at the PGA?
Speaker 7 (14:14):
He was, And he was a real showman.
Speaker 3 (14:17):
I love.
Speaker 7 (14:18):
CBS came to me.
Speaker 12 (14:19):
And said how much they liked it. So I went
to him and told him keep doing this. He pulled
up the imaginary swords.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 12 (14:27):
I got to know him later on, and he's a
real good man. And he grew up poor, but he
really turned out to be a terrific guy and a
great golfer.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
Good to hear.
Speaker 4 (14:37):
A good deal.
Speaker 3 (14:38):
Give me a little sneak peek about next week, something
about the Golden Boy.
Speaker 7 (14:43):
That would be Paul Horning.
Speaker 4 (14:44):
All right, good deal.
Speaker 7 (14:45):
We have a Paul Horning story that I think you'll
probably enjoy.
Speaker 3 (14:49):
A good deal, Terrence, Thank you so much, buddy. I
have a great rest of your week.
Speaker 7 (14:53):
Catch up with you, okay, man, see you guys.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
Good more than it's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 4 (15:23):
Whide away mister rubarb.
Speaker 9 (15:26):
Okay, beat boy, wrap it the take it, whack it,
hit it something here. I should go here to tell
you to start my music. Now, don't hizzle me mizzle
or don't off the mizzle? What's anistle?
Speaker 2 (15:43):
I don't know.
Speaker 9 (15:44):
It's a nice sounding little word. Yeah, when you say it,
say it with me. Now, should you chisel your nizzle?
Speaker 2 (15:53):
Don't chisel?
Speaker 9 (15:54):
Don't chizzle? Okay, all right?
Speaker 2 (15:57):
What is the shizzle?
Speaker 9 (16:00):
All I know is I've been listening to Lipless on
this show.
Speaker 4 (16:04):
It sounds like.
Speaker 9 (16:06):
I said, well, I can't be that bad Whipless. He's
a beat.
Speaker 2 (16:13):
You say that funny?
Speaker 9 (16:14):
Here I am with some funny stuff that I know
the punchlines too, and y'all don't we'll.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
Be the judge of that.
Speaker 9 (16:20):
What do you get if you cross a hershey bar,
a cow and an arab?
Speaker 4 (16:25):
We don't know.
Speaker 9 (16:26):
I told you.
Speaker 2 (16:32):
Get a chocolate milk cheek. You should have stopped with told.
What do you call artificial spaghetti? I don't know, don't know.
Speaker 9 (16:44):
Imposta before I said, I almost forgot. That would have
been embarrassing.
Speaker 6 (16:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (16:54):
Why are Venetian blinds the greatest invention in the history
of mankind? Why why it wasn't for of Venetian blinds?
It would ben curtains for us all conceptual humor? Yes,
you are correct. What do you call a Native American
on a moped who has twice survived a cerebril hemorrhage?
Speaker 5 (17:18):
What? Well, first of all, that's back up.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
What is that?
Speaker 9 (17:21):
It sounds like something to do inside the body where
things are close together?
Speaker 2 (17:25):
Yeah, what is hemorrhage or something like that? That's what
I mean?
Speaker 9 (17:29):
What a two stroke engine Moped's take it easy, John boy,
I know you had got some Indian looks like you've
got some on you. Now we get the story time
the rima two bowl weavils grew up in Alabama weavels.
(17:53):
One moved to Hollywood and became a famous actor. The
other stayed in the cotton field and never a man
to anything. Became known as the lesser of two weavils.
And here's the good story. Okay. A Russian scientist and
a Czechislavlokian scientists. See it's gunny already, you know the checks.
(18:17):
They had spent their whole live studying the majestic grizzly bear.
Each year they petitioned their respective governments to allow them
to go to Yellowstone to study these golderous. To go
where Yellowstone you know, or Yellowstone Yogi bear and bb lived,
That's Jellystone. Finally their request was granted, and they immediately
(18:37):
flew to New York and then west to Yellowstone. They
reported to the local ranger station and were told it
was grizzly mating season. It was much too dangerous to
go out and study the animals. They pleaded, please, please,
they said in their languages. Finally the ranger relented. The
Russian and the check were given cell phones and toltry
(19:00):
port in each and every day for several days they
called them nothing, not a sound, not a peep at
people on the cell.
Speaker 2 (19:09):
Phone, because I thought the bears did that well.
Speaker 9 (19:13):
The rangers mounted a search party they had to find them.
They found their camp completely ravaged, but no sign of
the scientists.
Speaker 10 (19:23):
Scientists.
Speaker 9 (19:24):
The scientists. They then followed the trail of a male
and female bear. They found the female. Decided they must
kill the animal to find out if she had eaten.
Speaker 2 (19:34):
The scientists.
Speaker 9 (19:35):
Because they feared an international incident, they killed the female
and cut open the bear's stomach, only to find the
remains of the Russian. One ranger turned to the other
and said, you know what this means, don't you? Of course,
the other ranger nodded. The check is in the male.
Speaker 5 (19:57):
Thank you.
Speaker 9 (19:58):
I'm here all day.
Speaker 2 (19:59):
You want no.
Speaker 9 (20:02):
Seers, l.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
Good morning, there's a big show the radio.
Speaker 10 (20:13):
Helly you, lindsay premise here when I'm on this side
of the pond, I get my daily dose of culture
and edification every morning from these two delightful lads, John
Boy and Billy right here on the big show. You know,
I hate to break it to you boys, but where
I come from, you're all Yankees.
Speaker 2 (20:32):
Who will?
Speaker 8 (20:33):
I thought it was funny.
Speaker 5 (20:39):
M h.
Speaker 2 (21:08):
Good morning. It's all big showing the radio for you.
Speaker 4 (21:11):
Wednesday morning, August twenty first, she got a birthday today,
Happy birthday? Who you sharing one with? Runner Usain Bolts
is thirty eight.
Speaker 2 (21:24):
He was last.
Speaker 3 (21:25):
Now did he get I think he did get, sir
planet as the fastest man on the planet. When uh
when no god it was out jumping around said he
had COVID.
Speaker 4 (21:36):
No, no, alloves was that him?
Speaker 5 (21:38):
Oh yeah, did.
Speaker 2 (21:39):
We ever talk about it?
Speaker 3 (21:40):
I know, I know we all talked about it off
the air about when it came out, all jumping around
and then he got beat and he came in third
for the bronze. Yeah, and uh yeah so and then
afterwards he.
Speaker 4 (21:51):
Give me some water. I had to get carried up
on the wheelchair. But they said he had COVID. You know, yeah,
revealed that.
Speaker 5 (21:57):
It was going around the village right fleets with it.
But I see where you're going with it.
Speaker 4 (22:03):
I got.
Speaker 5 (22:06):
I was feeling basketball players kind of do that for
my time of being a trainer. I just like to
get the foul. I feel like an acting class is
also part of the part of their study, flopping so
that they you know, it's like you barely they barely
get touched.
Speaker 8 (22:19):
It's like, wow, soccer, it's.
Speaker 2 (22:24):
The worst in soccer.
Speaker 4 (22:26):
Oh, faking files all right, I was still on the COVID.
I thought he was. After they fake COVID on court.
Speaker 2 (22:32):
You can't really fake that, though.
Speaker 4 (22:35):
I'll say, we're going good work.
Speaker 3 (22:37):
What what about Kim Coatrell sixty eight years old. She
was some of a slutty woman Samantha Jones and says
it right here played slutty Samantha Jones is not me.
Speaker 5 (22:54):
I'm Samantha from Sex in the City.
Speaker 4 (22:57):
Oh she knew it.
Speaker 5 (22:59):
Yeah, this is a cougar.
Speaker 3 (23:03):
All right, well let's yeah, let's Jim McMahon football is
Jim McMahon quarterback Chicago Bears. I think that was their
last title in eighty five. If I'm not mistaken. Check
out he's sixty five years old today.
Speaker 5 (23:18):
Is it true that make them all do a rap
or something and during like during camp, or make the
rookies do.
Speaker 4 (23:24):
Something, made the rookies do something?
Speaker 5 (23:26):
Yeah, because they did the Super Bowl Shuffle. I remember
that being being.
Speaker 4 (23:29):
Something that was when they were going to the Super Bowl.
That was like at the end of the season.
Speaker 5 (23:33):
Now I get that, but that's when they started it. Okay,
I'm going to just.
Speaker 4 (23:36):
Shut like that. You're branching off in the sports. You
got the entertainment world conquered. I think it's just natural
horror films.
Speaker 3 (23:47):
Yeah, all right, we'll keep working at it. And fortunately
Tait or Tainment News is coming up next.
Speaker 4 (23:54):
Save up rolls old good Morning, got the Big Show
on the radio coming up.
Speaker 3 (24:02):
We'll play John Boyd Gjevity always go do we get
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(24:23):
twenty eighth. That's uh be next week, man, look forward
to that. All right, well, we'll play for that in minutes.
Right now, it's time for tat taman News.
Speaker 4 (24:34):
Here's our girl, Marcy tater More.
Speaker 5 (24:36):
This week, I feel like doing a sports reports.
Speaker 4 (24:41):
We'll go ahead, all right.
Speaker 5 (24:43):
In the world of sports, if you're waiting for Travis
Kelce to pop the question to Taylor Swift, it sounds
like you may be waiting a bit longer.
Speaker 2 (24:49):
Ah.
Speaker 5 (24:51):
A source Tell's Life and Style that among the holdups
is that they haven't worked out a pre nup yet.
Speaker 2 (24:56):
Oh HOLLI she want prenups?
Speaker 5 (24:58):
You want preap The insider says, there's just no way
Taylor would walk down the aisle without a prenup. They
both want it figured out before Travis gets down on
one knee. Man, And they're both more focused on their
respective brands.
Speaker 2 (25:15):
Why you want to worry about You've got all the
money in the world.
Speaker 4 (25:19):
If you only have path of all the money in
the world, it's still okay.
Speaker 5 (25:23):
It might not be true Low well, but she's got
a lot of irons in the fire. He's working on it.
He is too, And I know, I don't know who
this source is, and it's Life and Style saying it.
Speaker 3 (25:33):
So he's probably getting closed to the end of his
NFL career.
Speaker 4 (25:37):
You know, they don't last too long.
Speaker 5 (25:39):
They turned thirty five this year.
Speaker 4 (25:41):
Oh yeah, man, time running out?
Speaker 2 (25:43):
Oh yeah, glet him up for the home.
Speaker 5 (25:50):
I like though, how instead of career it out, it's
called brands about that that's true. Maybe that's just in
show business. We need to pay our condolences to the
family of Phil Donahue. He passed away. Talk show legend
passed away at the age of eighty eight. He blazed
that trail for daytime talk show host for almost three decades.
His family told The Today Show that he passed away
(26:10):
last Sunday night after a long illness, and he survived
by his wife of forty four years actress Marlowe Thomas.
Speaker 6 (26:17):
What girl?
Speaker 3 (26:19):
I remember when I was a kid that girl came on.
I thought it was Batgirl. I was all excited, change in.
Speaker 4 (26:26):
I watched it work a few weeks.
Speaker 2 (26:30):
Hey, you can't talk about.
Speaker 4 (26:31):
You like this.
Speaker 5 (26:35):
Oh I can see little John Boyd. He's so disappointed.
Are you familiar with actress Gina Rowlands. No, are you
familiar with the movie The Notebook.
Speaker 2 (26:45):
I've heard, We've heard about it. We have I've heard
about it.
Speaker 5 (26:51):
Right, So you were forced to watch it. So she's
the So you know, the story is about a husband
and wife and the wife has Alzheimer's and so the
the husband visits her every day and they go back
in time, and that's you see flashbacks of when it's
Ryan Gosling and Amy McAdams or Rachel McAdams and anyway,
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she was the woman, the older version, and ironically, I
don't know if it's ironically, but it's just the way
of this terrible disease. She passed away at the age
of ninety four from Alzheimer's. She played it.
Speaker 4 (27:26):
And then actually, wow, man.
Speaker 5 (27:29):
Beyonce, we got some awards coming up, and it's the
people choice Country Awards and Beyonce is nominated seventeen times,
all right, the Cowboy Carter album. So this is where
everybody goes to People's Choice Awards website and casts their votes.
So you'll be able to go in and see all
the categories and everybody that you can go and vote for.
(27:51):
But the ceremony takes place on September twenty sixth at
the Opera House in Nashville, and you will be able
to see it live on NBC and Peacock eight o'clock.
Speaker 4 (28:03):
On dv are.
Speaker 2 (28:04):
Okay, I could probably get your tickets if you want
to go.
Speaker 4 (28:07):
Can I borrow your cowboy hat?
Speaker 2 (28:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (28:09):
As you warned her Brooks and Duns.
Speaker 5 (28:11):
Absolutely check out your nominee. Speaking of country music, Carrie Underwood,
who won on American Idol and has had a fabulous
career in country music, will be the newcomer, the new
judge on American American Idol's.
Speaker 4 (28:26):
Gonna be a judge.
Speaker 11 (28:29):
She won.
Speaker 4 (28:29):
Is that what you were?
Speaker 1 (28:30):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (28:30):
She won years ago, right back in the early two thousands,
and now she's coming back American Idol. U is losing
Katy Perry. She is stepping aside and no longer wants
to judge, and so Carrie is gonna go in her
spots and they've started auditions.
Speaker 3 (28:45):
Who is Blake Shelton married to the wild fishing out
hose bond.
Speaker 5 (28:49):
When Stefani And that's a different show, that's the bores show, okay,
And then he stepped away from that show, and she's
still on the show.
Speaker 4 (28:56):
Hugging up on Snoop DOGG goes, all right, you saw it.
Speaker 5 (29:00):
I take your work for it.
Speaker 2 (29:02):
I bet he saw the notebook.
Speaker 5 (29:04):
Too, Life and styles, What lot of the figures?
Speaker 3 (29:09):
What kind of stuff does Snoop dog have on the
undertower the world?
Speaker 1 (29:12):
Right?
Speaker 7 (29:12):
Now?
Speaker 2 (29:13):
That's well, I believe he's got the best dope.
Speaker 5 (29:18):
Well, I mean, I've never seen it. But the Olympics
had so many ambassadors. There were so many celebrities over
there that had teams under their belt that they were, uh,
you know, pulling for Flavor. Flav was with the water
polo team. He took them all out to Las Vegas afterwards.
It's like what he was cheering them on like a coach.
And Colin Jows, I don't know if he was out
(29:39):
there with the horses. I don't know if he was
doing the equestrian stuff or what. But he was out there.
It's like, we need to freshen up arm.
Speaker 3 (29:48):
They had to get back from Paris. Now they're running
the Democratic Convention. I haven't heard put on the show.
Speaker 5 (29:54):
Now you need to get on, Murray if find out
what I'm going.
Speaker 4 (29:59):
To tell you, if dog would run over to the conventions,
probably able to convince me. Okay, guys, I'll meet you
at the vasectomy tent.
Speaker 5 (30:14):
All right, fellas, all right, good.
Speaker 4 (30:16):
Thanks for that report. Well, let's get us a winner.
Let's play a John boyd Jeopardy review.
Speaker 3 (30:21):
Yesterday's question, we found out the hip bone may be
connected to the thigh bone. I'm already laughing about a
boy's answer. But there's one bone in your body that's
not connected to any other bone, and this is where
you'll find it.
Speaker 5 (30:35):
Said head.
Speaker 4 (30:39):
Bone.
Speaker 2 (30:43):
Yes, is your.
Speaker 3 (30:44):
Throat Today's John Boy Jeopardy. Rock legend Phil Collins is
obsessed with the Battle of the Alamo. In fact, he
owns one of the world's most extensive collection of Alamo memorabilia.
One of his most prized possessions is the musket balls
sach once owned by this famous frontiersman.
Speaker 5 (31:05):
Forget he said, mus get pulse.
Speaker 2 (31:09):
Yeah, what's your shot?
Speaker 4 (31:12):
What ain't under a Big show?
Speaker 3 (31:13):
You told Free Live we played John Board Jepardy Next, Good.
Speaker 2 (31:42):
Morning, there's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 3 (31:44):
Rode into your Wednesday home Day, August twenty first.
Speaker 4 (31:49):
Today he's feature track for the Big Show.
Speaker 3 (31:50):
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Speaker 4 (32:10):
Let's play Yes Live across America.
Speaker 2 (32:14):
It's John Boy, Jepany and now your host.
Speaker 4 (32:18):
He also invested heavily in valuable historical artifacts. Unfortunately most
of them were beanie babies peas John Boy.
Speaker 2 (32:29):
Heck yeah, we're revenue.
Speaker 3 (32:32):
They hated Scott out of Hertford, North Carolina. Good morning, Scott,
Good morning, John Boy, Hello Buddy, welcome. All right, you
got the first shot out of Scott. Let's review the
question here. So we know rock legend Phil Collins obsessed
with the Battle of the Alamo. In fact, he owns
one of the world's most extensive collections of Alamo memorabile.
(32:55):
One of his most prize possessions, excuse me, is the
must get ball sack once owned by this famous frontiersman.
Speaker 4 (33:07):
That had to be uh, Davy Crockett. You saying, Davy Crockett?
Speaker 2 (33:16):
Ask me again?
Speaker 11 (33:17):
And and you know the only reason he bought it
is so he could say, Hey, if you want to
see David Crucketts Muskat doesn't say you've gotta.
Speaker 3 (33:29):
Go there though, Scotless Lee, would you, buddy, you win
the big old mount Olive Pickles prize pack.
Speaker 4 (33:36):
We'll get it to you the Hertford body. Thank you
a whole lot.
Speaker 7 (33:40):
I'm also I'm a first time caller.
Speaker 4 (33:42):
Well, ruggin out? What's your name?
Speaker 3 (33:51):
David crock And ask me again? What about footing team? Okay,
all right, I'm gonna think.
Speaker 4 (33:59):
Let's listen.
Speaker 3 (34:29):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one export.
Speaker 6 (34:45):
Man. Hello, okay, so holy, I'm alive for a fat.
Speaker 2 (34:50):
Everybuddy, John Boy bier here, I say, big hurry.
Speaker 6 (34:54):
No driving, no talking? He looking from my god?
Speaker 2 (34:58):
Oh not much. How's it going you, buddy? What's wrong?
Speaker 6 (35:03):
Well? Nothing? But did you ever talk to me, what
what going on?
Speaker 2 (35:08):
No that you mentioned that? Hey, well, what's debt up to?
Speaker 6 (35:11):
Oh? Debt had him a mighty event for a week.
Day before yesterday, he fulfilled a dream he's had since
the day I met him.
Speaker 2 (35:20):
Well, one thing pops a moment that probably isn't.
Speaker 6 (35:26):
This comes back to the summer in nineteen seventy nine.
Speaker 3 (35:29):
Uh huh.
Speaker 6 (35:30):
Me and him met at this little bear joint. I
know you find that that tremendous surprise. Not really, Well,
we had as a bear our twelve and as we
was walking home and went past this Cadillac dealership, Yeah, well,
stop and pressed his nose up against the window of
the showroom because there sat a brand new Eldorado light
(35:51):
shining fully loaded. After he quit drooling, he turns to
him and says he that there's the car of my dreams.
I'm gonna start right now. Put aside a little bit
out of my paycheck every week in a special saman's account.
Someday I'm gonna be driving one of them.
Speaker 2 (36:08):
About that.
Speaker 6 (36:10):
He's kept it up ever since, then, puts out a
little every payday. He never quest talking about this dream
of his.
Speaker 2 (36:16):
Uh huh.
Speaker 6 (36:16):
Yesterday, he turns in and says, hot, today is the day.
So he goes down to the bank, drawed out his money,
went down, bought the car of his dream.
Speaker 2 (36:26):
Wow, a brand new Cadillac No.
Speaker 6 (36:28):
On nineteen seventy Nron catalog Still come to a dream.
He don't let go.
Speaker 2 (36:35):
So was it worth the wait?
Speaker 6 (36:38):
Well he didn't get to drive it long enough to
find out.
Speaker 2 (36:40):
He called it on the way over from the car,
oh man, you kidd, a car.
Speaker 6 (36:45):
Running red like plowed right into oh man. He spun
around three or four times, barrel rolled across the road
down this embankment. The car burst into flames about half
a second after he crawled out the windows.
Speaker 2 (36:58):
Oh man, was he her?
Speaker 6 (37:00):
No, not a scratch on him?
Speaker 4 (37:02):
Wow.
Speaker 6 (37:02):
He climbs up the hill that sits out of the cars,
smashed all the pieces too.
Speaker 2 (37:07):
Well, what about the other driver, Well he.
Speaker 6 (37:09):
Wasn't hurting either. Turns out it iss here Catholic priest,
uh huh. He walks over, devers says son, this is
a miracle. Both of our cars are completely demolished, yet
here we stand completely on hard This is a sign.
I think God brought us together for a reason. This
is the beginning of a divinely ordained friendship.
Speaker 2 (37:31):
Wow.
Speaker 6 (37:31):
Two of them shook hands. They start hugging. One night,
there was a plumb there broke into tears. Well, they're
standing there looking at the cars, and the prince says, look,
my son, another miracle of sign walks over beside his car,
takes up this bottle of wine, holds up, says after
a crash like, we just had this bottle shoot him in,
smashed to bits, but here it is completely on harm
(37:55):
just like us. Uh huh. I think God intended for
us to share this bottle of wine as a celebration
of our new found friendship.
Speaker 3 (38:03):
Wow.
Speaker 6 (38:04):
So the priest comes up the bottle, hands it to
Devert and he takes two or three big old glugs
off of it, hands it back to the priest. Well,
the priest takes a bottle, he puts the cork back
in it and sets it down on the ground. Deverort
looks at her says, well, father, ain't you gonna have
a drink? And the priest says, now, I believe I
just wait for the police to get here.
Speaker 11 (38:26):
Let me get.
Speaker 6 (38:28):
This car, got a knee one and figured out his
new best friend in the world was a no good
all in last than fifteen minutes.
Speaker 2 (38:37):
Split this hard.
Speaker 6 (38:38):
Yeah, the Lord works in the way he listening to
run here since the dream we were just lost his wife.
I'm a designated driver. Now you gonna see. Yeah, Well,
well you tell him. I said, you're not what you mean,
y'all keeping straight upied? Well there, huh boy, what.
Speaker 13 (39:00):
You just said is one of the most insanely idiotic
things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling,
incoherent response were you even close to anything that could
be considered a rational thought.
Speaker 9 (39:15):
Good morning radio, done right?
Speaker 3 (39:44):
Good morning is a big seen the radio college football
season almost here in the premier of Southern Fride football.
Other than Matt Hacker joins us about twenty minutes right now,
close things.
Speaker 2 (39:58):
I'm axing this weekend is going with the package right now?
All right, Well, I thought we might make it through
the summer without seeing them. But like they say, but
I didn't. That bad luck.
Speaker 3 (40:09):
I have no luck at all. So here he is
the artist formerly known as Astro Nerd. Joke Nerd.
Speaker 8 (40:16):
Way to sell the sizzle.
Speaker 2 (40:17):
They're shaky.
Speaker 8 (40:20):
Hey, I've decided to cater that's that, especially for your audience. Really, Yeah,
I'm using small words.
Speaker 4 (40:27):
This show is gonna be like that.
Speaker 8 (40:29):
Yeah, it's about time somebody sorted out these rudes.
Speaker 4 (40:33):
Okays your funeral disclaimer.
Speaker 3 (40:35):
The Big Show does not subscribe or endorse our presenter's material.
Speaker 4 (40:39):
Ladies and gentlemen, joke nerd.
Speaker 8 (40:41):
Hey man, what a great crowd. I love the redneck
food in the South. It's the first time I ever
had possum. You know how many rednecks it takes to
eat possum too, one to eat it and the other
one to watch for traffic. I was talking to this
(41:03):
redneck farmer the other day. I said, hey man, you
know there's lots of folks who think you all redneck
farmers get it on with all kinds of animals, cows, goats, pigs, chickens.
The farmer cut me off, he said, chickens. What kind
of weirdo gets it on with a chicken? AnyWho? To
(41:25):
be fair, not all rednecks are dumb. The brain trust
at the University of Gastonia has found another use for
sheep wool. That's too I knew a redneck who swung
both ways. It's true he had both sheep and goats.
(41:48):
What do you call an Alabama farmer with a sheep
under each arm a pamp.
Speaker 4 (41:56):
I think we're hunting up with the livestock Jones.
Speaker 8 (41:59):
That's what the sheep's moving on. Hey, john boy, remember
that time that friend of yours stole that cow and
he made it with the cow. I want to party
with you, cowboy. I got a few more minutes. Hey,
there's lots of rednecks in the arts too. Did you
see the Redneck star Wars? It is with the line Luke,
(42:21):
I am your father and your uncle. I was reading
an article about the poorest person in West Virginia. His
name is the tooth Fairy. Jokes are kind of cruel.
They'll only get mad if someone explains it to him.
Speaker 4 (42:38):
You know, how is a what you call redneck?
Speaker 8 (42:41):
Well maybe they are and they just don't know it.
You know, you might be a redneck if taking your
wife on a cruise that's circling the Walmart parking lot,
or if your Halloween pumpkin's got more teeth than your girlfriend,
you hang up the mistletoe and wait for your sister
to walk. That's the applause I wanted on the puppy
(43:05):
shell line. If you ever mowed your lawn and found
a car. If your parent knows the phrase, open up police.
If you've been on TV more than three times describing
the sound of a tornado, you could possibly be a redneck.
(43:27):
Seeing a sign that says say no to crack reminds
you to pull your prants hand pants up. We can
go back and fix that in post, can't we rent?
The UFO hotline limits you to one call a day.
Bigfoot's friends don't believe you exist. When you walk the dog,
(43:47):
you both use the same tree. Jawn boy, our biker's
afraid of your mom. Redneck. If you've ever been on
the radio for more than four decades and your legacy is.
Speaker 2 (44:01):
Just checking the thing.
Speaker 8 (44:02):
If you're lastening red Net, Now, I've got some material
on inbreeding. Get it straight, fire Yo, you.
Speaker 2 (44:10):
Are definitely out of time.
Speaker 4 (44:12):
All right, you dude, did it?
Speaker 8 (44:14):
I think goodbuying your native language.
Speaker 2 (44:16):
Dude that thank you for that one. Jackie, good morning.
A big show is on your radio.
Speaker 14 (44:27):
I'll tell you I never seen anything like it in
my life. The SuDS belly up. There's full diverywhere flying
through the air rock blights and bulls and hands. People
eat them with their fingers, their feet other people's feet.
It's unbelievable. Oh, with the spreads, you can't imagine chicken
and biscuits and whole pigs on a great big sticky.
That's what it's like at the junk Boy of Bully
pig Shure. It's a buffet from stuff to finish. There
(44:48):
should be a cover charge.
Speaker 8 (44:49):
I'll tell you. The only thing missing napkins. I guess
that's what your shirt is for.
Speaker 14 (44:53):
You faint like cleaning bill.
Speaker 2 (44:55):
Over my head.
Speaker 8 (44:56):
You gonna eat that.
Speaker 2 (45:31):
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Good morning, rolling to the Big Show on the radio. Hello,
this is Robert Goulay. You're listening to the pride of
the Red States, John Boy and Billy right here on
the Big Show. Some enchanted morning you may hear the
Big Show? Where's my big bag? Who can't be topical?
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Good morning?
Speaker 3 (00:59):
Is showing the radio run into you? Wednesday, August twenty first,
were just getting ready to roll through it anyway, and
then all of us got here early because I've been
here too long. Now we're gonna be trying to lead
fifteen minutes before the shows over.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Y'all.
Speaker 4 (01:16):
Don't let that happen.
Speaker 5 (01:17):
It always goes. It's the way it goes.
Speaker 4 (01:19):
Okay, Well has it by midweek?
Speaker 6 (01:22):
Here?
Speaker 4 (01:22):
Pretty good?
Speaker 3 (01:23):
August went first? Uh say what national days we got
and want to participate? Got some senior citizens? Honor them
as Senior Citizens Day? All right, Pudding Day you used
to call it?
Speaker 5 (01:38):
Baby boomers are hitting that? Yeah, that's that man.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
A national Brazilian blowout day. I heard y'all discussing another
reason why we shouldn't come in earlier. I had to
listen to y'all discussing what a Brazilian blowout is, and
I kind of tuned it out.
Speaker 5 (01:52):
What you really like? He didn't know what it was,
and I'm over here like.
Speaker 4 (01:55):
Right, idea, Oh, he didn't know what tresses were. I
heard something about your.
Speaker 5 (02:00):
About Yeah, the blowout is you would go and they'll
blow dryer. It's usually people with long, long hair. They
get it done.
Speaker 4 (02:06):
Okay, So so you don't have to be Brazilians.
Speaker 5 (02:10):
Is that it's just the style of doing it?
Speaker 4 (02:13):
But is that? What about the Brazilian butt things? Have y'
all seen them on? Wellmiliar with plants?
Speaker 5 (02:23):
Or are you talking about the exercise.
Speaker 4 (02:25):
I don't know. Sometimes I just see stuff on television and.
Speaker 7 (02:30):
Care it's like a.
Speaker 5 (02:31):
It's like a lift. It's in the the plastic surgery.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Real.
Speaker 4 (02:35):
All right, Brazilian blowout.
Speaker 5 (02:39):
I just thought you'd notice.
Speaker 4 (02:42):
Now I know why I automatically tuned y'all out.
Speaker 8 (02:45):
You're talking about hair.
Speaker 5 (02:47):
We have other things we can talk about.
Speaker 4 (02:48):
Hey, here's something you help me out with National Spamony
Day spoo moony at ice cream of some sort from
Italy with layer there's some different colors and flavors. Well, okay, yeah, I.
Speaker 5 (03:03):
Only know about gelato. I know about money.
Speaker 4 (03:09):
Oh, well, don't worry three dates in history saved up.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
That'll be very important. We'll use those to get our
winning beginning. We're awake. Let's make the most of it.
Big Shows on the radio.
Speaker 5 (03:22):
So they use a hair dryer.
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Speaker 4 (03:52):
I do have a question, yes, Marsen.
Speaker 5 (03:54):
Do you have to pedal that bat bike?
Speaker 3 (03:56):
Or does it if you can, if you want to,
like the I got the set and maybe on yours too.
Speaker 4 (04:02):
You know, you put it like a pick of number,
and then when you pedal and you have it on,
it'll moost you and you can pedal when you want to,
and you can pedal on heels to make beach baby dolls.
Think that you've still got it. Look at you and
if you don't pedal, it'll stop Oh it will.
Speaker 5 (04:19):
So that's what I was asking. It's like, will it
run without you putting a little something?
Speaker 3 (04:23):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (04:23):
Yes, yes, it has a throttle as well.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
He also has a trigger that allows you to accelerate.
Speaker 5 (04:31):
Look at you all right?
Speaker 3 (04:33):
Okay, well let's get the categories. Nineteen seventy nine on
this date, Scarsky that would be Starski and Hutch last
aired on ABC.
Speaker 4 (04:44):
They're a detective duo, something that was very new to television.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
That's where a Huggie Bear came from.
Speaker 4 (04:50):
That's right.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
Move up to nineteen ninety seven. Children on bicycles in
Granted City, Illinois cornered and.
Speaker 4 (04:59):
Captured Tater, So do you have yours?
Speaker 3 (05:02):
Cornered and captured a five year old stray dog nicknamed
Cookie that had run loose for at least five days
with a bubblegum jar stuck on her head. Local authorities
were relieved to hear of the capture, since cops had
received colls to report sightings of the pooch. One elderly
woman reported the dog looked like it was from outer space.
Speaker 8 (05:24):
Yeah, you know what they know that big old like,
you know, big little ball on their head, but they're
breathing in and stuff.
Speaker 4 (05:31):
You thought the dog was wearing a space helmet.
Speaker 5 (05:34):
He look a days astro cook.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
You apparently had tried to drink rain water out of
the jar and then got stuck on her head.
Speaker 4 (05:42):
Stuck. Yeah, Humane society saw to a cookie fully recovered
after they.
Speaker 5 (05:46):
Got the jar over we go kids figure.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
She nearly died of embarrassment.
Speaker 6 (05:51):
I think.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
Finally on his date In twenty twenty three, Charles Martinette,
the voice of Mario in Nintendo's video games, retired after
twenty seven years.
Speaker 4 (06:03):
The matter you, That's exactly the phrase I was thinking.
Does he say that I have no idea?
Speaker 5 (06:07):
I never play?
Speaker 4 (06:10):
Thanks for your hell one eight hundred big shows. You're
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Speaker 3 (06:13):
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a big show on the radio. We're going to your Wednesday,
August twenty first today's feature track for the Big Show
Big Box. Hoy did about old Man Palmer's final wishes.
There's a keyword, final wish. There's the Big Box app
the Big Show dot Com Upburst.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
Let's play Outburst.
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It's the game that anyone can win.
Speaker 10 (07:09):
John Boy Billy to give the prizes from the Big
Prize being.
Speaker 4 (07:15):
Let's go. He contested number one.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
This should really be a lot of funs when you're
playing upburst have a hurry up and guest time you
love the best time.
Speaker 11 (07:27):
You love a big shots, say.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
M Patrick from Cornelia.
Speaker 8 (07:37):
We have shots.
Speaker 9 (07:44):
It's to me.
Speaker 5 (07:45):
I'm aorried.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
Good morning, Patrick, Good morning, John Boy.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
There you are.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
Welcome buddy. All right, well, let's get you through these
three categories. Patrick, you think you can tackle him, were
saying this.
Speaker 7 (08:00):
Morning, Why I'll give it a.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
We're bullying for you, all right, five seconds. I hope
you were thinking about partner TV shows. Give us three
of them. Three partner TV shows.
Speaker 7 (08:17):
Go oh let's see um.
Speaker 3 (08:25):
Uh yeah, oh gone to Patrick, this is you're the
first loser we've had, like like in months on outbirth
years even. Congratulations buddy, a special prize for you.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
I knew that was hard.
Speaker 4 (08:45):
And y'all do it Starsky and hutch Ren and Stimpy
Tom and Jerry Tom and Jerry Oh not necessarily crime
partners out in the state right.
Speaker 5 (08:53):
Now, Davis and butthead right.
Speaker 3 (08:56):
John Boy and Billy to be redundant.
Speaker 4 (09:00):
Yeah yeah, Patrick, Well, good practice, what.
Speaker 7 (09:05):
Man, I'm exactly.
Speaker 4 (09:10):
You locked up, buddy. It happened. No worry, hang out,
Jackie's gonna make you happy.
Speaker 6 (09:15):
Thank you, all right you Jack's making the pady just.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
Locked up and happened.
Speaker 3 (09:28):
You know, I remember one time I couldn't you know,
when I was trying to h good morning big shows
(10:09):
on the radio and a special early morning treat.
Speaker 4 (10:13):
By Early Morning Risers. And now the one of my
world of sports. It's tire man hands far. He's hands on.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
Tony hands all the world of sports. Here's how you
never want to see in shorts. He's got spooks on.
Who's got a contact? Who love due? Who might be
on crutch? The show presents hor streets Rough.
Speaker 7 (10:34):
Good morning, Terry, Hey buddy, how you doing?
Speaker 4 (10:37):
Just awesome man, and looking forward to your time with us.
Speaker 5 (10:40):
Now.
Speaker 3 (10:41):
In these weekly reports, we heard about some of your
coaching and management career, loving your world of sports. We
had in touch much on being a front office executive
where you had to promote games and attendance, and you
hit on that little bit for us.
Speaker 7 (10:57):
I was right out of coaching. I mean, I think
about it.
Speaker 12 (11:02):
Think you've got to identify your officeer, demographic and all
that stuff.
Speaker 7 (11:07):
And I had to sell tickets.
Speaker 12 (11:08):
I mean that's what I had to do for the
first three years of my career.
Speaker 7 (11:13):
And we got this down to Atlanta.
Speaker 12 (11:16):
We had outdoor soccer obviously, but indoor soccer was a
complete different demographic. Outdoor were parents with kids that are playing,
and so it's a different thing. And TBS at that
time had overnight stuff that was like cult Remember the
pope heal hocket fishermen to ensue knife and do you
(11:37):
remember a guy but named a Slim Whitman. Oh yeah, okay,
I'm calling you all right, whim Slim becomes a cult favorite. Okay,
we pick up on that. So I get a hold
of Swim and I hire him for twenty five dollars
and two first class airplane tickets from Jacksonville to Atlanta. Okay,
(12:00):
so he shows up in a motorhome because of course
he cast the tickets in for money with his son Byron,
And we have a big promotion and Georgia Tech people
really really pick up on it, and we sell the
joint out. After the game, we have a Slim Whitman
concert and it was really something. But then on Tuesday,
(12:23):
I get a call from the omni personnel. He's still
there in his.
Speaker 7 (12:28):
Motor Home, so we had to go it on there
and tell.
Speaker 12 (12:31):
Him to go back to Florida. And then the other
thing that we ran up against, which is a real conflict.
Speaker 7 (12:38):
Remember the TV show Dallas.
Speaker 12 (12:40):
Oh yeah, well you know on March twenty first, nineteen eighty,
they had the who shot Jr? Right, And our game
was right up against that.
Speaker 7 (12:49):
So what are you gonna do? I mean, you feel
sorry for yourself? You go out.
Speaker 12 (12:52):
We got Delta to give us four trips to Jamaica.
And then when you came in with your ticket, they
handed you a small card and you wrote on that
card who you.
Speaker 7 (13:01):
Thought killed j R.
Speaker 12 (13:03):
Then they had boxes over there and you could drop
yours in a in a slot in the box. During
the game is when the show was on. So after
the game we put big screens on and we showed it.
And then after we showed it, we went over to
who it was, it was Christen Shepherd Mary Crosby, and
pulled that out and pull out two winners, and each
winner got four trips to our fourth things to go
(13:27):
to Jamaica. Four knights in Jamaica for eight, so a
total of eight.
Speaker 7 (13:32):
So that's kind of how we sold that out. That's
how we dealt with it. You've got to make uh,
you know, you've got to make limit of that elements, right.
Speaker 4 (13:42):
And slim women. A Paloma blanca.
Speaker 7 (13:48):
He was. He was so goofy. He was good.
Speaker 8 (13:58):
To me.
Speaker 7 (13:58):
A love song was the name of that?
Speaker 3 (14:00):
Oh yeah, man, Jared one one I wanted to ask
you about. We didn't get it last week.
Speaker 4 (14:08):
Chee chee.
Speaker 3 (14:09):
Rodrigez passed away at age eighty eight. Was Was he
planning your time at the PGA?
Speaker 7 (14:14):
He was, And he was a real showman.
Speaker 3 (14:17):
I love.
Speaker 7 (14:18):
CBS came to me.
Speaker 12 (14:19):
And said how much they liked it. So I went
to him and told him keep doing this. He pulled
up the imaginary swords.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 12 (14:27):
I got to know him later on, and he's a
real good man. And he grew up poor, but he
really turned out to be a terrific guy and a
great golfer.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
Good to hear.
Speaker 4 (14:37):
A good deal.
Speaker 3 (14:38):
Give me a little sneak peek about next week, something
about the Golden Boy.
Speaker 7 (14:43):
That would be Paul Horning.
Speaker 4 (14:44):
All right, good deal.
Speaker 7 (14:45):
We have a Paul Horning story that I think you'll
probably enjoy.
Speaker 3 (14:49):
A good deal, Terrence, Thank you so much, buddy. I
have a great rest of your week.
Speaker 7 (14:53):
Catch up with you, okay, man, see you guys.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
Good more than it's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 4 (15:23):
Whide away mister rubarb.
Speaker 9 (15:26):
Okay, beat boy, wrap it the take it, whack it,
hit it something here. I should go here to tell
you to start my music. Now, don't hizzle me mizzle
or don't off the mizzle? What's anistle?
Speaker 2 (15:43):
I don't know.
Speaker 9 (15:44):
It's a nice sounding little word. Yeah, when you say it,
say it with me. Now, should you chisel your nizzle?
Speaker 2 (15:53):
Don't chisel?
Speaker 9 (15:54):
Don't chizzle? Okay, all right?
Speaker 2 (15:57):
What is the shizzle?
Speaker 9 (16:00):
All I know is I've been listening to Lipless on
this show.
Speaker 4 (16:04):
It sounds like.
Speaker 9 (16:06):
I said, well, I can't be that bad Whipless. He's
a beat.
Speaker 2 (16:13):
You say that funny?
Speaker 9 (16:14):
Here I am with some funny stuff that I know
the punchlines too, and y'all don't we'll.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
Be the judge of that.
Speaker 9 (16:20):
What do you get if you cross a hershey bar,
a cow and an arab?
Speaker 4 (16:25):
We don't know.
Speaker 9 (16:26):
I told you.
Speaker 2 (16:32):
Get a chocolate milk cheek. You should have stopped with told.
What do you call artificial spaghetti? I don't know, don't know.
Speaker 9 (16:44):
Imposta before I said, I almost forgot. That would have
been embarrassing.
Speaker 6 (16:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (16:54):
Why are Venetian blinds the greatest invention in the history
of mankind? Why why it wasn't for of Venetian blinds?
It would ben curtains for us all conceptual humor? Yes,
you are correct. What do you call a Native American
on a moped who has twice survived a cerebril hemorrhage?
Speaker 5 (17:18):
What? Well, first of all, that's back up.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
What is that?
Speaker 9 (17:21):
It sounds like something to do inside the body where
things are close together?
Speaker 2 (17:25):
Yeah, what is hemorrhage or something like that? That's what
I mean?
Speaker 9 (17:29):
What a two stroke engine Moped's take it easy, John boy,
I know you had got some Indian looks like you've
got some on you. Now we get the story time
the rima two bowl weavils grew up in Alabama weavels.
(17:53):
One moved to Hollywood and became a famous actor. The
other stayed in the cotton field and never a man
to anything. Became known as the lesser of two weavils.
And here's the good story. Okay. A Russian scientist and
a Czechislavlokian scientists. See it's gunny already, you know the checks.
(18:17):
They had spent their whole live studying the majestic grizzly bear.
Each year they petitioned their respective governments to allow them
to go to Yellowstone to study these golderous. To go
where Yellowstone you know, or Yellowstone Yogi bear and bb lived,
That's Jellystone. Finally their request was granted, and they immediately
(18:37):
flew to New York and then west to Yellowstone. They
reported to the local ranger station and were told it
was grizzly mating season. It was much too dangerous to
go out and study the animals. They pleaded, please, please,
they said in their languages. Finally the ranger relented. The
Russian and the check were given cell phones and toltry
(19:00):
port in each and every day for several days they
called them nothing, not a sound, not a peep at
people on the cell.
Speaker 2 (19:09):
Phone, because I thought the bears did that well.
Speaker 9 (19:13):
The rangers mounted a search party they had to find them.
They found their camp completely ravaged, but no sign of
the scientists.
Speaker 10 (19:23):
Scientists.
Speaker 9 (19:24):
The scientists. They then followed the trail of a male
and female bear. They found the female. Decided they must
kill the animal to find out if she had eaten.
Speaker 2 (19:34):
The scientists.
Speaker 9 (19:35):
Because they feared an international incident, they killed the female
and cut open the bear's stomach, only to find the
remains of the Russian. One ranger turned to the other
and said, you know what this means, don't you? Of course,
the other ranger nodded. The check is in the male.
Speaker 5 (19:57):
Thank you.
Speaker 9 (19:58):
I'm here all day.
Speaker 2 (19:59):
You want no.
Speaker 9 (20:02):
Seers, l.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
Good morning, there's a big show the radio.
Speaker 10 (20:13):
Helly you, lindsay premise here when I'm on this side
of the pond, I get my daily dose of culture
and edification every morning from these two delightful lads, John
Boy and Billy right here on the big show. You know,
I hate to break it to you boys, but where
I come from, you're all Yankees.
Speaker 2 (20:32):
Who will?
Speaker 8 (20:33):
I thought it was funny.
Speaker 5 (20:39):
M h.
Speaker 2 (21:08):
Good morning. It's all big showing the radio for you.
Speaker 4 (21:11):
Wednesday morning, August twenty first, she got a birthday today,
Happy birthday? Who you sharing one with? Runner Usain Bolts
is thirty eight.
Speaker 2 (21:24):
He was last.
Speaker 3 (21:25):
Now did he get I think he did get, sir
planet as the fastest man on the planet. When uh
when no god it was out jumping around said he
had COVID.
Speaker 4 (21:36):
No, no, alloves was that him?
Speaker 5 (21:38):
Oh yeah, did.
Speaker 2 (21:39):
We ever talk about it?
Speaker 3 (21:40):
I know, I know we all talked about it off
the air about when it came out, all jumping around
and then he got beat and he came in third
for the bronze. Yeah, and uh yeah so and then
afterwards he.
Speaker 4 (21:51):
Give me some water. I had to get carried up
on the wheelchair. But they said he had COVID. You know, yeah,
revealed that.
Speaker 5 (21:57):
It was going around the village right fleets with it.
But I see where you're going with it.
Speaker 4 (22:03):
I got.
Speaker 5 (22:06):
I was feeling basketball players kind of do that for
my time of being a trainer. I just like to
get the foul. I feel like an acting class is
also part of the part of their study, flopping so
that they you know, it's like you barely they barely
get touched.
Speaker 8 (22:19):
It's like, wow, soccer, it's.
Speaker 2 (22:24):
The worst in soccer.
Speaker 4 (22:26):
Oh, faking files all right, I was still on the COVID.
I thought he was. After they fake COVID on court.
Speaker 2 (22:32):
You can't really fake that, though.
Speaker 4 (22:35):
I'll say, we're going good work.
Speaker 3 (22:37):
What what about Kim Coatrell sixty eight years old. She
was some of a slutty woman Samantha Jones and says
it right here played slutty Samantha Jones is not me.
Speaker 5 (22:54):
I'm Samantha from Sex in the City.
Speaker 4 (22:57):
Oh she knew it.
Speaker 5 (22:59):
Yeah, this is a cougar.
Speaker 3 (23:03):
All right, well let's yeah, let's Jim McMahon football is
Jim McMahon quarterback Chicago Bears. I think that was their
last title in eighty five. If I'm not mistaken. Check
out he's sixty five years old today.
Speaker 5 (23:18):
Is it true that make them all do a rap
or something and during like during camp, or make the
rookies do.
Speaker 4 (23:24):
Something, made the rookies do something?
Speaker 5 (23:26):
Yeah, because they did the Super Bowl Shuffle. I remember
that being being.
Speaker 4 (23:29):
Something that was when they were going to the Super Bowl.
That was like at the end of the season.
Speaker 5 (23:33):
Now I get that, but that's when they started it. Okay,
I'm going to just.
Speaker 4 (23:36):
Shut like that. You're branching off in the sports. You
got the entertainment world conquered. I think it's just natural
horror films.
Speaker 3 (23:47):
Yeah, all right, we'll keep working at it. And fortunately
Tait or Tainment News is coming up next.
Speaker 4 (23:54):
Save up rolls old good Morning, got the Big Show
on the radio coming up.
Speaker 3 (24:02):
We'll play John Boyd Gjevity always go do we get
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(24:23):
twenty eighth. That's uh be next week, man, look forward
to that. All right, well, we'll play for that in minutes.
Right now, it's time for tat taman News.
Speaker 4 (24:34):
Here's our girl, Marcy tater More.
Speaker 5 (24:36):
This week, I feel like doing a sports reports.
Speaker 4 (24:41):
We'll go ahead, all right.
Speaker 5 (24:43):
In the world of sports, if you're waiting for Travis
Kelce to pop the question to Taylor Swift, it sounds
like you may be waiting a bit longer.
Speaker 2 (24:49):
Ah.
Speaker 5 (24:51):
A source Tell's Life and Style that among the holdups
is that they haven't worked out a pre nup yet.
Speaker 2 (24:56):
Oh HOLLI she want prenups?
Speaker 5 (24:58):
You want preap The insider says, there's just no way
Taylor would walk down the aisle without a prenup. They
both want it figured out before Travis gets down on
one knee. Man, And they're both more focused on their
respective brands.
Speaker 2 (25:15):
Why you want to worry about You've got all the
money in the world.
Speaker 4 (25:19):
If you only have path of all the money in
the world, it's still okay.
Speaker 5 (25:23):
It might not be true Low well, but she's got
a lot of irons in the fire. He's working on it.
He is too, And I know, I don't know who
this source is, and it's Life and Style saying it.
Speaker 3 (25:33):
So he's probably getting closed to the end of his
NFL career.
Speaker 4 (25:37):
You know, they don't last too long.
Speaker 5 (25:39):
They turned thirty five this year.
Speaker 4 (25:41):
Oh yeah, man, time running out?
Speaker 2 (25:43):
Oh yeah, glet him up for the home.
Speaker 5 (25:50):
I like though, how instead of career it out, it's
called brands about that that's true. Maybe that's just in
show business. We need to pay our condolences to the
family of Phil Donahue. He passed away. Talk show legend
passed away at the age of eighty eight. He blazed
that trail for daytime talk show host for almost three decades.
His family told The Today Show that he passed away
(26:10):
last Sunday night after a long illness, and he survived
by his wife of forty four years actress Marlowe Thomas.
Speaker 6 (26:17):
What girl?
Speaker 3 (26:19):
I remember when I was a kid that girl came on.
I thought it was Batgirl. I was all excited, change in.
Speaker 4 (26:26):
I watched it work a few weeks.
Speaker 2 (26:30):
Hey, you can't talk about.
Speaker 4 (26:31):
You like this.
Speaker 5 (26:35):
Oh I can see little John Boyd. He's so disappointed.
Are you familiar with actress Gina Rowlands. No, are you
familiar with the movie The Notebook.
Speaker 2 (26:45):
I've heard, We've heard about it. We have I've heard
about it.
Speaker 5 (26:51):
Right, So you were forced to watch it. So she's
the So you know, the story is about a husband
and wife and the wife has Alzheimer's and so the
the husband visits her every day and they go back
in time, and that's you see flashbacks of when it's
Ryan Gosling and Amy McAdams or Rachel McAdams and anyway,
(27:11):
she was the woman, the older version, and ironically, I
don't know if it's ironically, but it's just the way
of this terrible disease. She passed away at the age
of ninety four from Alzheimer's. She played it.
Speaker 4 (27:26):
And then actually, wow, man.
Speaker 5 (27:29):
Beyonce, we got some awards coming up, and it's the
people choice Country Awards and Beyonce is nominated seventeen times,
all right, the Cowboy Carter album. So this is where
everybody goes to People's Choice Awards website and casts their votes.
So you'll be able to go in and see all
the categories and everybody that you can go and vote for.
(27:51):
But the ceremony takes place on September twenty sixth at
the Opera House in Nashville, and you will be able
to see it live on NBC and Peacock eight o'clock.
Speaker 4 (28:03):
On dv are.
Speaker 2 (28:04):
Okay, I could probably get your tickets if you want
to go.
Speaker 4 (28:07):
Can I borrow your cowboy hat?
Speaker 2 (28:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (28:09):
As you warned her Brooks and Duns.
Speaker 5 (28:11):
Absolutely check out your nominee. Speaking of country music, Carrie Underwood,
who won on American Idol and has had a fabulous
career in country music, will be the newcomer, the new
judge on American American Idol's.
Speaker 4 (28:26):
Gonna be a judge.
Speaker 11 (28:29):
She won.
Speaker 4 (28:29):
Is that what you were?
Speaker 1 (28:30):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (28:30):
She won years ago, right back in the early two thousands,
and now she's coming back American Idol. U is losing
Katy Perry. She is stepping aside and no longer wants
to judge, and so Carrie is gonna go in her
spots and they've started auditions.
Speaker 3 (28:45):
Who is Blake Shelton married to the wild fishing out
hose bond.
Speaker 5 (28:49):
When Stefani And that's a different show, that's the bores show, okay,
And then he stepped away from that show, and she's
still on the show.
Speaker 4 (28:56):
Hugging up on Snoop DOGG goes, all right, you saw it.
Speaker 5 (29:00):
I take your work for it.
Speaker 2 (29:02):
I bet he saw the notebook.
Speaker 5 (29:04):
Too, Life and styles, What lot of the figures?
Speaker 3 (29:09):
What kind of stuff does Snoop dog have on the
undertower the world?
Speaker 1 (29:12):
Right?
Speaker 7 (29:12):
Now?
Speaker 2 (29:13):
That's well, I believe he's got the best dope.
Speaker 5 (29:18):
Well, I mean, I've never seen it. But the Olympics
had so many ambassadors. There were so many celebrities over
there that had teams under their belt that they were, uh,
you know, pulling for Flavor. Flav was with the water
polo team. He took them all out to Las Vegas afterwards.
It's like what he was cheering them on like a coach.
And Colin Jows, I don't know if he was out
(29:39):
there with the horses. I don't know if he was
doing the equestrian stuff or what. But he was out there.
It's like, we need to freshen up arm.
Speaker 3 (29:48):
They had to get back from Paris. Now they're running
the Democratic Convention. I haven't heard put on the show.
Speaker 5 (29:54):
Now you need to get on, Murray if find out
what I'm going.
Speaker 4 (29:59):
To tell you, if dog would run over to the conventions,
probably able to convince me. Okay, guys, I'll meet you
at the vasectomy tent.
Speaker 5 (30:14):
All right, fellas, all right, good.
Speaker 4 (30:16):
Thanks for that report. Well, let's get us a winner.
Let's play a John boyd Jeopardy review.
Speaker 3 (30:21):
Yesterday's question, we found out the hip bone may be
connected to the thigh bone. I'm already laughing about a
boy's answer. But there's one bone in your body that's
not connected to any other bone, and this is where
you'll find it.
Speaker 5 (30:35):
Said head.
Speaker 4 (30:39):
Bone.
Speaker 2 (30:43):
Yes, is your.
Speaker 3 (30:44):
Throat Today's John Boy Jeopardy. Rock legend Phil Collins is
obsessed with the Battle of the Alamo. In fact, he
owns one of the world's most extensive collection of Alamo memorabilia.
One of his most prized possessions is the musket balls
sach once owned by this famous frontiersman.
Speaker 5 (31:05):
Forget he said, mus get pulse.
Speaker 2 (31:09):
Yeah, what's your shot?
Speaker 4 (31:12):
What ain't under a Big show?
Speaker 3 (31:13):
You told Free Live we played John Board Jepardy Next, Good.
Speaker 2 (31:42):
Morning, there's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 3 (31:44):
Rode into your Wednesday home Day, August twenty first.
Speaker 4 (31:49):
Today he's feature track for the Big Show.
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It's John Boy, Jepany and now your host.
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He also invested heavily in valuable historical artifacts. Unfortunately most
of them were beanie babies peas John Boy.
Speaker 2 (32:29):
Heck yeah, we're revenue.
Speaker 3 (32:32):
They hated Scott out of Hertford, North Carolina. Good morning, Scott,
Good morning, John Boy, Hello Buddy, welcome. All right, you
got the first shot out of Scott. Let's review the
question here. So we know rock legend Phil Collins obsessed
with the Battle of the Alamo. In fact, he owns
one of the world's most extensive collections of Alamo memorabile.
(32:55):
One of his most prize possessions, excuse me, is the
must get ball sack once owned by this famous frontiersman.
Speaker 4 (33:07):
That had to be uh, Davy Crockett. You saying, Davy Crockett?
Speaker 2 (33:16):
Ask me again?
Speaker 11 (33:17):
And and you know the only reason he bought it
is so he could say, Hey, if you want to
see David Crucketts Muskat doesn't say you've gotta.
Speaker 3 (33:29):
Go there though, Scotless Lee, would you, buddy, you win
the big old mount Olive Pickles prize pack.
Speaker 4 (33:36):
We'll get it to you the Hertford body. Thank you
a whole lot.
Speaker 7 (33:40):
I'm also I'm a first time caller.
Speaker 4 (33:42):
Well, ruggin out? What's your name?
Speaker 3 (33:51):
David crock And ask me again? What about footing team? Okay,
all right, I'm gonna think.
Speaker 4 (33:59):
Let's listen.
Speaker 3 (34:29):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one export.
Speaker 6 (34:45):
Man. Hello, okay, so holy, I'm alive for a fat.
Speaker 2 (34:50):
Everybuddy, John Boy bier here, I say, big hurry.
Speaker 6 (34:54):
No driving, no talking? He looking from my god?
Speaker 2 (34:58):
Oh not much. How's it going you, buddy? What's wrong?
Speaker 6 (35:03):
Well? Nothing? But did you ever talk to me, what
what going on?
Speaker 2 (35:08):
No that you mentioned that? Hey, well, what's debt up to?
Speaker 6 (35:11):
Oh? Debt had him a mighty event for a week.
Day before yesterday, he fulfilled a dream he's had since
the day I met him.
Speaker 2 (35:20):
Well, one thing pops a moment that probably isn't.
Speaker 6 (35:26):
This comes back to the summer in nineteen seventy nine.
Speaker 3 (35:29):
Uh huh.
Speaker 6 (35:30):
Me and him met at this little bear joint. I
know you find that that tremendous surprise. Not really, Well,
we had as a bear our twelve and as we
was walking home and went past this Cadillac dealership, Yeah, well,
stop and pressed his nose up against the window of
the showroom because there sat a brand new Eldorado light
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shining fully loaded. After he quit drooling, he turns to
him and says he that there's the car of my dreams.
I'm gonna start right now. Put aside a little bit
out of my paycheck every week in a special saman's account.
Someday I'm gonna be driving one of them.
Speaker 2 (36:08):
About that.
Speaker 6 (36:10):
He's kept it up ever since, then, puts out a
little every payday. He never quest talking about this dream
of his.
Speaker 2 (36:16):
Uh huh.
Speaker 6 (36:16):
Yesterday, he turns in and says, hot, today is the day.
So he goes down to the bank, drawed out his money,
went down, bought the car of his dream.
Speaker 2 (36:26):
Wow, a brand new Cadillac No.
Speaker 6 (36:28):
On nineteen seventy Nron catalog Still come to a dream.
He don't let go.
Speaker 2 (36:35):
So was it worth the wait?
Speaker 6 (36:38):
Well he didn't get to drive it long enough to
find out.
Speaker 2 (36:40):
He called it on the way over from the car,
oh man, you kidd, a car.
Speaker 6 (36:45):
Running red like plowed right into oh man. He spun
around three or four times, barrel rolled across the road
down this embankment. The car burst into flames about half
a second after he crawled out the windows.
Speaker 2 (36:58):
Oh man, was he her?
Speaker 6 (37:00):
No, not a scratch on him?
Speaker 4 (37:02):
Wow.
Speaker 6 (37:02):
He climbs up the hill that sits out of the cars,
smashed all the pieces too.
Speaker 2 (37:07):
Well, what about the other driver, Well he.
Speaker 6 (37:09):
Wasn't hurting either. Turns out it iss here Catholic priest,
uh huh. He walks over, devers says son, this is
a miracle. Both of our cars are completely demolished, yet
here we stand completely on hard This is a sign.
I think God brought us together for a reason. This
is the beginning of a divinely ordained friendship.
Speaker 2 (37:31):
Wow.
Speaker 6 (37:31):
Two of them shook hands. They start hugging. One night,
there was a plumb there broke into tears. Well, they're
standing there looking at the cars, and the prince says, look,
my son, another miracle of sign walks over beside his car,
takes up this bottle of wine, holds up, says after
a crash like, we just had this bottle shoot him in,
smashed to bits, but here it is completely on harm
(37:55):
just like us. Uh huh. I think God intended for
us to share this bottle of wine as a celebration
of our new found friendship.
Speaker 3 (38:03):
Wow.
Speaker 6 (38:04):
So the priest comes up the bottle, hands it to
Devert and he takes two or three big old glugs
off of it, hands it back to the priest. Well,
the priest takes a bottle, he puts the cork back
in it and sets it down on the ground. Deverort
looks at her says, well, father, ain't you gonna have
a drink? And the priest says, now, I believe I
just wait for the police to get here.
Speaker 11 (38:26):
Let me get.
Speaker 6 (38:28):
This car, got a knee one and figured out his
new best friend in the world was a no good
all in last than fifteen minutes.
Speaker 2 (38:37):
Split this hard.
Speaker 6 (38:38):
Yeah, the Lord works in the way he listening to
run here since the dream we were just lost his wife.
I'm a designated driver. Now you gonna see. Yeah, Well,
well you tell him. I said, you're not what you mean,
y'all keeping straight upied? Well there, huh boy, what.
Speaker 13 (39:00):
You just said is one of the most insanely idiotic
things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling,
incoherent response were you even close to anything that could
be considered a rational thought.
Speaker 9 (39:15):
Good morning radio, done right?
Speaker 3 (39:44):
Good morning is a big seen the radio college football
season almost here in the premier of Southern Fride football.
Other than Matt Hacker joins us about twenty minutes right now,
close things.
Speaker 2 (39:58):
I'm axing this weekend is going with the package right now?
All right, Well, I thought we might make it through
the summer without seeing them. But like they say, but
I didn't. That bad luck.
Speaker 3 (40:09):
I have no luck at all. So here he is
the artist formerly known as Astro Nerd. Joke Nerd.
Speaker 8 (40:16):
Way to sell the sizzle.
Speaker 2 (40:17):
They're shaky.
Speaker 8 (40:20):
Hey, I've decided to cater that's that, especially for your audience. Really, Yeah,
I'm using small words.
Speaker 4 (40:27):
This show is gonna be like that.
Speaker 8 (40:29):
Yeah, it's about time somebody sorted out these rudes.
Speaker 4 (40:33):
Okays your funeral disclaimer.
Speaker 3 (40:35):
The Big Show does not subscribe or endorse our presenter's material.
Speaker 4 (40:39):
Ladies and gentlemen, joke nerd.
Speaker 8 (40:41):
Hey man, what a great crowd. I love the redneck
food in the South. It's the first time I ever
had possum. You know how many rednecks it takes to
eat possum too, one to eat it and the other
one to watch for traffic. I was talking to this
(41:03):
redneck farmer the other day. I said, hey man, you
know there's lots of folks who think you all redneck
farmers get it on with all kinds of animals, cows, goats, pigs, chickens.
The farmer cut me off, he said, chickens. What kind
of weirdo gets it on with a chicken? AnyWho? To
(41:25):
be fair, not all rednecks are dumb. The brain trust
at the University of Gastonia has found another use for
sheep wool. That's too I knew a redneck who swung
both ways. It's true he had both sheep and goats.
(41:48):
What do you call an Alabama farmer with a sheep
under each arm a pamp.
Speaker 4 (41:56):
I think we're hunting up with the livestock Jones.
Speaker 8 (41:59):
That's what the sheep's moving on. Hey, john boy, remember
that time that friend of yours stole that cow and
he made it with the cow. I want to party
with you, cowboy. I got a few more minutes. Hey,
there's lots of rednecks in the arts too. Did you
see the Redneck star Wars? It is with the line Luke,
(42:21):
I am your father and your uncle. I was reading
an article about the poorest person in West Virginia. His
name is the tooth Fairy. Jokes are kind of cruel.
They'll only get mad if someone explains it to him.
Speaker 4 (42:38):
You know, how is a what you call redneck?
Speaker 8 (42:41):
Well maybe they are and they just don't know it.
You know, you might be a redneck if taking your
wife on a cruise that's circling the Walmart parking lot,
or if your Halloween pumpkin's got more teeth than your girlfriend,
you hang up the mistletoe and wait for your sister
to walk. That's the applause I wanted on the puppy
(43:05):
shell line. If you ever mowed your lawn and found
a car. If your parent knows the phrase, open up police.
If you've been on TV more than three times describing
the sound of a tornado, you could possibly be a redneck.
(43:27):
Seeing a sign that says say no to crack reminds
you to pull your prants hand pants up. We can
go back and fix that in post, can't we rent?
The UFO hotline limits you to one call a day.
Bigfoot's friends don't believe you exist. When you walk the dog,
(43:47):
you both use the same tree. Jawn boy, our biker's
afraid of your mom. Redneck. If you've ever been on
the radio for more than four decades and your legacy is.
Speaker 2 (44:01):
Just checking the thing.
Speaker 8 (44:02):
If you're lastening red Net, Now, I've got some material
on inbreeding. Get it straight, fire Yo, you.
Speaker 2 (44:10):
Are definitely out of time.
Speaker 4 (44:12):
All right, you dude, did it?
Speaker 8 (44:14):
I think goodbuying your native language.
Speaker 2 (44:16):
Dude that thank you for that one. Jackie, good morning.
A big show is on your radio.
Speaker 14 (44:27):
I'll tell you I never seen anything like it in
my life. The SuDS belly up. There's full diverywhere flying
through the air rock blights and bulls and hands. People
eat them with their fingers, their feet other people's feet.
It's unbelievable. Oh, with the spreads, you can't imagine chicken
and biscuits and whole pigs on a great big sticky.
That's what it's like at the junk Boy of Bully
pig Shure. It's a buffet from stuff to finish. There
(44:48):
should be a cover charge.
Speaker 8 (44:49):
I'll tell you. The only thing missing napkins. I guess
that's what your shirt is for.
Speaker 14 (44:53):
You faint like cleaning bill.
Speaker 2 (44:55):
Over my head.
Speaker 8 (44:56):
You gonna eat that.
Speaker 2 (45:31):
Morning.
Speaker 4 (45:32):
There's a Big Show on the radio. There's a couple
of minutes way, there's Way.
Speaker 3 (45:37):
From pac Man. All right, good the sports with the
pac Man's non college football this weekend? About that, there's
these are giveaways. Oh, we're gonna play beat the Blonde
after we visit with pack for a hat, T shirt, tumbler,
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own Gamekeepers LS tractor. We got our We got our
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we're giving away. You got a register that at the
Big Show dot Com. If you don't win a prize,
pat to get your name in the half.
Speaker 4 (46:31):
We got it.
Speaker 3 (46:32):
We got it all put out so anybody can win,
whether you win a contest or not. It's just a
lot more fun when you're on the.
Speaker 2 (46:38):
Big Show in it.
Speaker 4 (46:39):
See and don't forget that Big Show bike.
Speaker 3 (46:42):
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Motorcycle Year with our log Tiger's Prize pack that we're
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