August 21, 2024 • 45 mins
Wed (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, Tater whips out a new copy of her “Tatertainment News” along with a list of What to Watch.. - Astronerd tries out some “Redneck” jokes - and probably got his car keyed in out parking lot.. - Mark Packer is happy to kick off a new College Season of Southern Fried Football.. - Mario weighs in on Pokemon.. - We’ll find out how Clyde the Camel fits into the story of Al Capone and Hoyt and Delbert fulfill Old Man Palmer’s final wishes…
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Good morning, got the Big Show on the radio. Coming up,
we'll play Beating the Blonde for that big old low
Tiger's prize pack. Like we said, get your name and
a half of that one of the con Big Show
motorcycle custom built by Rick Bray of RKB Customs, Big
Show Bike dot Com. Check it out and now let's
check it out Man Mark Packer from the ACC Network
(00:21):
for the Big ESPN. He is a man as we
is zero in on college football.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Good morning, pack Good morning, Johnny, and zero is the
number because this week is week zero, Oh conboy. Two
hundred and twenty six days ago, the University of Michigan
won the National championship. Jim Harball with all that cheat
and took the money went to the NFL, but he
brought a title to good folks and inn Arbor, Michigan.
(00:48):
We have not had college football since that night, and
again we fast forward it to this week because this weekend, Johnny,
it is week zero, the start of the college football season,
which means we're now going to have forty five consecutive
weeks of college sports, whether it be football, basketball, baseball,
(01:10):
women's soccer, tennis, whatever makes you happy. Forty five consecutive weeks.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
Johnny Quick quick Man back. There's either like six or
seven weeks only without of college sports.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
He's just showing off for you.
Speaker 4 (01:27):
Now, you know.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
What you can tell the super blue Moon arrived on Monday.
Speaker 4 (01:32):
Johnny hadn't been all of a sudden, He's doing math
by Wednesday.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Oh my goodness, I.
Speaker 4 (01:41):
Know this much.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Tomorrow John Boy completely separ I'll get back to football
on a second. But tomorrow the ACC Network, in which
as we're at work, we celebrate our five year anniversary.
We launched that sucker five years ago and so a
big celebration up in Bristol, Connecticut. We'll have a special
anniversary show tomorrow night on the network and all that stuff.
Speaker 4 (02:06):
So five years old, little birthday party for the Agency network.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
So we'll check Shout out, yeah, shout out to all
this morning people up there in Bristol.
Speaker 4 (02:14):
Will put this thing together.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
So forty five consecutive weeks, which means for basically the
guys out there again.
Speaker 4 (02:21):
I'm not gonna take away from the women, because the
women are great sports fans.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
But if you didn't get it done this past weekend,
whether it be repairing something at the house or picking
out that.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
We it ain't happening. It's done.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
So mean, if the trash is still sitting there on
the stoop, it's gonna stay there, because you know how
we operate, Johnny. Once the football season gets here, we
are basically mushrooms. I mean, we just sit there and
watch and consume all of it and don't know who's
gonna win. And there's gonna be great storylines and all
that stuff, and you know, we really don't know what's
(02:55):
gonna happen, which is the beautiful thing about it. But
I've read something this week, john Boy. One hundred and
thirty two million dollars were spent last year by colleges
to buy out coaches who had been fired thirty two
million dollars by institutions around the country. And believe it
(03:17):
or not, I started messing around and I read that
stat I'm like, surely Vegas has odds out, and they do.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
So I'm going to.
Speaker 4 (03:23):
Give you the three coaches who were on the hot seat.
And again we've not even had the first game yet.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
We get Georgia, Florida State in Ireland on Saturday, we
got SMUs and New b the ACC They're going to Nevada,
and then they got games like Montana Stated, New.
Speaker 4 (03:38):
Mexico, and Delaware State in Hawaii.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Those are the four games this week. Next week, it's
go time. But here are the top three coaches on
the hot seat. Billy Napier at Florida four to one
to get fired, Sam Pittman in Arkansas is five to one,
and Mario Chris have bought Miami six to one. Those
are the top three leading candidates to lose their jobs.
Speaker 4 (03:57):
And we're three days from kickoff. That's how crazy.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
If you don't think the college game has morphed into
the NFL, you're out of your mind.
Speaker 4 (04:07):
And ironically, those three of those coaches I just gave you,
Billy Napier at Florida, Mario Chris Baut Miami.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
They're playing each other next weekend in the swamp.
Speaker 4 (04:16):
So somebody's starting off zero to.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
One already from that perspective. But that's the world that
we're living in. But the good news is this season
is all bit over. Talking season is all bit over.
We finally get to football coming up this weekend, and
we got to go across the pond with Georgia Tech
Florida State in the best game.
Speaker 4 (04:34):
So it's here. It's good that we're ready to rock
and roll.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Let Southern Fried Football live and rejoice for another season
coming up.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
All right, finally made it back back. Good deal, but
a good deal, and just right quick. Those three coaches,
do you think God like they're hoping that they'll be
the one to you know, reach your goal of getting
paid without wig working, Johnny.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
As you well know, when I started doing the radio
twenty some odd years ago back at FNZ, one of
the things I said, and I have a minute from
day one, is that the goal of every American worker
is to be suspended with pay. If somebody is crazy
enough to write you a check, not to get your
ass out of bed.
Speaker 4 (05:16):
Where do you sign? I mean, it is like a
beautiful thing. Really, it's crazy.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
That's awesome, Bud. All right, Pack, we'll talk to you
next week. Buddy. Just get it going. Thank you, my boy.
Speaker 4 (05:27):
Let's go. Let's kick the pig. Let's go, Johnny, all.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Right, we'll be watching Pack on the ACC Network celebration
tomorrow night. Let's make sure to do that I did well.
Let's play Mean the Blonde, all right, Tyler, Yeah, that
look on your face off one eight hundred Big show.
You told free lone. We'll get the contestant and play next.
(06:10):
Good morning. That's a big show on the radio for
your Wednesday, August twenty first, twenty twenty four. Today's feature
track for the Big Show bit box Heart, oh Man,
Palmer's final Wishes. It's ri key words, final wish over
ten thousand tracts, jews from nine to nine cent seats
fifteen tractions nine nine to nine. Oh, they got on
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their contest one you can't get through. We'll call you.
They be the blonde they got happened too that right Now,
let's meet a contestant out of spring City in Tennessee.
Is Frank, Good morning, Frank, but good morning, Hey body day,
good man, good welcome here body, So spring City? Visit
(06:55):
Spring City? Is that written on a lot of barn roofs.
You all remember saying that right on that front?
Speaker 3 (07:03):
I remember rock City?
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Oh maybe it was rock City.
Speaker 5 (07:06):
Yeah, rock City's on the barn roofs.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
Okay, all right, where spring City yet?
Speaker 4 (07:11):
Right?
Speaker 1 (07:12):
Because in your heart about an hour from good let
him be welcome man. Well let's see if you can
get three oh no, just two bells before two buzzers. Okay,
go the lovely Tater is here to help you.
Speaker 5 (07:28):
Okay, okay, hello.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
All right, well let's jump in here, Taylor. According to experts,
the most likely time for you to do this, if
at all, will be about ninety minutes after you fall asleep.
Speaker 6 (07:42):
Do what get sent home?
Speaker 1 (07:50):
Ninety minutes after you fall asleep?
Speaker 6 (07:54):
You you ninety minutes after you fall asleep? Is your snoring?
Speaker 1 (07:57):
You're snoring? Rank? Agree or disagree? Uh?
Speaker 5 (08:05):
Oh? Disagree?
Speaker 1 (08:06):
Disagree with that? Yeah, that's that's the thing to do.
You gotta think like that. Not everybody snores. I guess
would you like it? Says at all? Would you like
to take it?
Speaker 6 (08:19):
Make a sandwich?
Speaker 1 (08:19):
I'll just a dream it is dream? All right? Well, Frank,
you got one bell? You have way home? Buddy? Here
we go, speaking of sleeping.
Speaker 6 (08:32):
Oh sure, why don't we see here?
Speaker 1 (08:35):
Researchers say, if this is gonna happen, it'll probably occur
about two hours before you wake up. What is it?
Go number one? Just number one for yeah, hours before
you wake up?
Speaker 5 (08:53):
All right?
Speaker 6 (08:53):
Two hours before you wake up?
Speaker 1 (08:55):
Is snore? All right? Frank Taylor's trying to snore again?
Agree or disagree?
Speaker 5 (09:05):
I'm going to disagree again.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
I agree with a chuckle in that was.
Speaker 5 (09:10):
The day take that.
Speaker 6 (09:16):
I guess you think you're quiet when you sleep, Frank,
do you?
Speaker 5 (09:20):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (09:20):
I know I'm not quiet when I sleep.
Speaker 5 (09:23):
I know that.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
Well, it's still in the dream realm. It's have a nightmare. Yeah,
hours before you wake up.
Speaker 3 (09:33):
Oh well that's a nice way.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
All right, So tell you you're clothes. Let me say
about ninety minutes after you fall asleep, No, two hours,
number one? Yeah, if you have the number one there
and again. All right, anyway, so you and Frank, Yeah
you still win. Frank, you got the big long Tiger's
prize back. Buddyngratulations first first time call, a long time listening.
All right, Bud, all right, we're gonna jump out, catch
(10:05):
you up on your news. Gotta hang around on the
other side.
Speaker 7 (10:10):
Marryo ony man.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
Good morning, it's a bike Shaw on the radio. Well,
yesterday was talking about the Hockey Mound World Championships. Go
no grubby old man on that. But looking backward, Mario,
when it well, actually the so we we did our
show in Japan back there for that week in ninety nine.
You say, David, that's what about what it was? That's right? So,
(11:09):
uh then I remember our kids were in the Pokemons.
We're in Tokyo. Got it to go to the Pokemon.
So going back, was telling Mario about it, and Mario
was calling it pokey man and he really didn't care
for it. This this is so funny to check it out,
all right, So something that that he has.
Speaker 8 (11:29):
Oh wait, it's just must be his theme song for
him mony Monkey's on the run.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
So what about this pokey man thing?
Speaker 8 (11:42):
Pokey man, I don't understand. But the whole game video
deal is I got a problem with You need to get.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
Video games or game video or please do both of them.
Speaker 8 (11:55):
Please, we need to get We need to get young's out,
give him a ten can let him kick it, do something.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
But said run TV.
Speaker 8 (12:06):
Oh it's hurt me.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
So they need to get out of the house more.
Speaker 8 (12:13):
Please get that. It's the parents. The parents has got problem.
Somebody needs to take a board to the parents.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
And oh, we didn't have video games when it was
growing up.
Speaker 8 (12:26):
Yeah, Daddy used to get have a little game who
he played. It was a bucket and a screwdriver and
go out in a lot and he said, we're gonna
play this game. He says, pick up all the rocks
out of the yaks. That was our game. And if
you don't uh, the object is, if you don't finish it,
you get your buttet. What was the purpose of the
(12:48):
screwdriver dig up the rocks to put him in the bucket?
Speaker 3 (12:52):
Not even a shovel.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
He wasn't going a shovel rout. Oh no, no, I
bet you were grateful.
Speaker 8 (13:00):
I was good at it, Yeah, because I know how
to My daddy could hit.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
He hurts you. So he's just kids.
Speaker 9 (13:12):
They just get out like all games, not just Pokemon,
it's just all the whole video games that.
Speaker 8 (13:16):
They're sitting on on their rumps too much. And they
sitting there and they'll go to the movies and spend
one thousand dollars to see some movie and it's it's unbelievable.
And then they come out in their cars when they're
sixteen years old and a seven thousand watt speaker that
I can't listen to my own radio, to the cars
I'm most start blowing up. Some cars don't have a
(13:40):
nose noise orderance or anything.
Speaker 4 (13:41):
Please, well they will, We'll we'll.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
Gradually move you up through the teenhood.
Speaker 9 (13:45):
We were just worried about the video game with a kid,
so so get out.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
It's apparently I'm a little old, but I'll come back.
Speaker 5 (13:52):
So.
Speaker 8 (13:52):
In summary, video games are bad, bad, bad bad, and
if your kids fail at a at a task, you
should beat them, give him a bucket.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
And then really short summary.
Speaker 8 (14:04):
Please please, please please.
Speaker 9 (14:07):
If you have questions for Mario, like to hear him
pontificate on a particular subject. Mail to Mario John Boyn
Billy eight oh one, Woodridge Center Drive, Charlotte, North Carolina
two eight two one seven.
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Carry on straight, peepal Good morning and this big show
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up in minutes. It is August twenty, first birthday. Talking
about you having one happy birthday. Shan one with Frizz
Freeling would have been one hundred and fifteen is he
passed away in nineteen ninety five at age eighty nine.
You may no Frizz. He created bugs, Bunny, Daffy Doug,
(20:33):
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(22:03):
to watch. Here's Marsie Taylor, Marian.
Speaker 6 (22:07):
Hey, let's look at the top five movies from this
past weekend.
Speaker 1 (22:10):
Wanna yay?
Speaker 6 (22:12):
So Alien Romulus won the weekend at the box office
just as everyone predicted. They came in number one, and
they debuted with the forty one million dollars.
Speaker 3 (22:23):
So I'm confused. Is it a remake of the original
or a prequel?
Speaker 6 (22:26):
It is the eighth installment, so it's in between. It's
in between the earliest one and the last one. All right,
so it's the eight installments. But I think that I
think the aliens are the same.
Speaker 1 (22:38):
Well course, I just kidding, all right.
Speaker 6 (22:41):
Deadpool Wolverine came in second place. Not too shabby for
Ryan Reynolds. It ends with us. His wife's movie, Blake
Lively is in. It ends with us, and the topic
there is it's a little deep. It's based on a
book and that deals with some domestic violence and so
but it's doing well. It's hanging in there at number three.
Wisters came in fourth place, and to wrap out the
(23:03):
top five, Coraline number five.
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I don't think you're convinced.
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Caroline.
Speaker 6 (23:12):
Caroline Coraline the fifteenth anniversary release of it, What is it?
C O R A L I N E.
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All right over.
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Great review.
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I didn't say it was reviewing it. I was just
giving you the top five release it thirty five years later,
fifteen fifteen, all right.
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New streaming Terror Tuesday Extreme is on Netflix. It set
Tear Tuesday Horror tyrr Tuesday Extreme Netflix. It's the first
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t h A I what am I like?
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Typho?
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Yeah?
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Oh boy.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
Hey.
Speaker 6 (24:09):
Then there's Face to Face with Scott Peterson. It's on Peacock.
It's a limited series. It's a new look at the
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wife Lacy Peterson unborn son Connor, and it explores the
latest developments.
Speaker 1 (24:24):
Was that the one out in the boat where they
found you know the boat and say the last thing
I saw on that will convince me that he's innocent. Well,
that's a lot of.
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People are thinking that he's innocent.
Speaker 5 (24:34):
Now.
Speaker 3 (24:34):
In fact, one of those innocent coalitions that go in
and get trials overturned. That's what this is all about.
Speaker 6 (24:41):
Following that, that's right, the Los Angeles Innocence Project taking
on his case.
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And where do you say that in the name of.
Speaker 6 (24:49):
That is on Peacock and it's face to face with
Scott Peterson.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
All right.
Speaker 6 (24:53):
And then yeah, and then if you're a Chuck Norris fan,
agent Recon is going to be on Norrison.
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I'm gonna be on Hulu. All right.
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Yeah, he's back kicking button in this action movie premiere.
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So really really like.
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He's a he's a captain in a covert Earth security
force that must investigate a strange energy it's new.
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Yeah, wow, all right, we'll tell you how chugs held them,
all right, guess better than us.
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But before we wrap what to watch, I'm gonna let
big sure listeners know in Knoxville, Eastern and Eastern Tennessee
your favorite Southern rock band, Jive Mother Married. We'll be
performing live at the Shed with Driving and Crying, this Saturday,
the twenty fourth at seven point thirty. So go check
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And they're playing the Shed.
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Yes, a big special shout out to Jay and Indy
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So there good people over there.
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At the Shed.
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And they're playing this Saturday.
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This Saturday, August twenty fourth. All right, good seven, go
see them very much.
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Dad day. Well, let's get us a winner. Let's play
wordy word. Here we go. One ain't hundred big shows.
You don't re line. We'll get a couple of contestants
and play next. Good Morning. It's a big showing a radio.
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We're going to do your Wednesday morning. Today's feature track
from the Big Show bit Box. There's a hoot. Oh
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hit the bit box at the Big Show dot com.
There right now, let's play I had Everybody's head, I
bout the bad better where anywhere?
Speaker 10 (27:17):
Don the word any worry.
Speaker 1 (27:18):
Let's meet their contestants. We got Joey in from water
sitting in Mississippi. Good morning, Joey, good morning, Good morning,
morning buddy. And let's say, ahead of Michael, out of
Ringold Georgia coome on to Michael. My bad you there, Michael,
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all right, now we connected. Don't worry. I ain't gonna
have a dodgy baby. I know we had to win
in overtime, at least not while you're looking. All right,
we'll welcome boys.
Speaker 4 (27:50):
Michael.
Speaker 1 (27:50):
You'll be on Marcy's team. Old Marcy and Michael and uh,
me and Joey go to the other side. So Michael,
you relax, Me and Joey will go for the first
thirty seconds. All right, joe are you ready to go, buddy,
I'm ready all right, starting to clock now. You carry
around a pocket blank that'll cut a pocket no night, yes,
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uh huh, all right, if something is frozen, you want
it to blank out out? Yes, uh huh. Four f
twot fifty is a pickup truck.
Speaker 3 (28:24):
Yeah, uh huh.
Speaker 1 (28:25):
Rhymes with it.
Speaker 3 (28:25):
You have good.
Speaker 1 (28:28):
Fuck yeah rhymes with it. Quite quite goes. The duck
rhymes with it. A dollar is a fuck, rhymes with it.
The chicken goes fuck fire what we get our seven?
And I thought we might have had a shout at
that world record of eight, and we did. Doug Gunny,
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I know that's good. Joe seven on the board, but
Marcy and Michael might just stage and come back like
nobody has ever seen. With starting off as a seven.
Speaker 6 (29:02):
You couldn't get through.
Speaker 1 (29:03):
It could get through, Michael. Are you ready, buddy, Okay,
shout them out?
Speaker 5 (29:10):
You read it.
Speaker 1 (29:11):
I'm so not ready. Oh ready?
Speaker 6 (29:15):
Go you blank on the phone?
Speaker 1 (29:18):
How they hear you?
Speaker 10 (29:19):
Yep?
Speaker 5 (29:20):
Uh huh.
Speaker 6 (29:21):
This is you know, an iPad is considered one of these.
It's a it's a yes, sir, yes, I blank. Allegiance
to the flag. Yes, you listen to music on you
listen to us right now on the radio, Yes, sir,
Cour's light michelob But they're all yeah, if you don't
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eat meat, you are a what.
Speaker 1 (29:45):
Twelve donuts makes.
Speaker 4 (29:46):
A perfect yo?
Speaker 1 (29:49):
Put on seven on the board to tie it up. Careful, Michael,
we have never had add two seven starting off. Here
we go, all right, boys, we could be in warning
word world record territory. Okay, let's catch our breath, all right,
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how about some orange slices? All right, michah relaxing. Joey,
are you ready, sir? Already? Okay, I won't tell you her.
Get ready to putting things down, putting it up, to
get it dressed. Well, we'll make sure you get it. Okay, Well,
all right, all right, here we go, Joy right at
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the clock. Now, I don't have cash.
Speaker 3 (30:36):
Will you take a.
Speaker 1 (30:38):
Yes? Uh huh. When you're in a deep sleep in
the hospital, they put you in a what yes, uh huh.
Sixty seconds is a minute?
Speaker 3 (30:49):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (30:49):
Oh, you put a picture in one of these and
hang it.
Speaker 5 (30:53):
Yes, uh huh.
Speaker 1 (30:54):
That is my truck. I'm the blank of that truck.
I'll show you. I'll show you the I'll show you. Yes,
I'll rebel what wow, wow, Yo, that's my boy. Haven't
I put up down? You're knocked it out? Then Joey
put a six on a seven of thirteen. Yeah, good word, buddy.
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And now, oh, take a wordy from Michael Marcy. Six
will tie and force over time and get the all
time total wordy word record. All right, Michael, are you ready.
Speaker 4 (31:35):
Yes, sir, and.
Speaker 6 (31:38):
Go a tattle blank?
Speaker 3 (31:40):
What do you call true?
Speaker 1 (31:42):
Yes, a rise with it?
Speaker 6 (31:43):
You go get water from the no it rhymes with
it and you drop a bucket down into it and yes,
thank you, rise with it. You you don't want to
live in your house anymore, so you put it up
for what you gotta blanket yep a sea blankets with it.
You pick them up on the on the beach, A
C S yes rhymes with it. Hey, at school they
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ring the bank ba yes, tied.
Speaker 1 (32:09):
Up a come on, okay, I'll give you one second. Ready, ready?
Do you want to?
Speaker 4 (32:21):
Ready?
Speaker 1 (32:22):
Go? How do you blame your name one? Joey? When
thirteen to twelve we will have to go back in
the record books. Say that might be a record right there,
those guys, you guys are running out five total words
twenty five. All right, okay, I had right, Michael. You
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can try again anytime, buddy.
Speaker 4 (32:51):
Thank you, Sorry first time caller.
Speaker 5 (32:52):
I give a shout out.
Speaker 4 (32:54):
To Bowe and Chris at Juniors and Rossville roll Tide.
Speaker 1 (32:58):
Hey, Michael is awesome. All right, Joey down Water City, Mississippi.
You got your big old prize by good game, buddy,
all right, man, I enjoyed it. It was fun, good
morning big shows on the radio, and it has been
request time. Not even gonna mention how wonderful those two
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rounds of wordy word. Alright, let's go to bit request.
Chris Holms out of Beckley, West Virginia says a fellows,
could you play an unknown history with Clyde? It's stupid
but hilarious. Where wore do you hold all counts? Chris?
Coming up next? Good morning but shows on the radio,
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BI requested this morning. Chris Helms out of Beckley, West Virginia,
was the heir of Clyve.
Speaker 10 (34:15):
We all know history, but there's so much more we
don't know. I'm Sir David Attenborough and this is unknown History. Chicago,
nineteen twenty five. On a brisk January day, Johnny Torrion,
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the crime boss of Chicago, retired, and a new boss
filled his shoes. His name was Alphonse Capone, and he
ruled the windy city with an iron fist. He was
the face of organized crime in America. But what you
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don't know is he was only the face. The mastermind
hid behind the scenes.
Speaker 1 (35:06):
His name.
Speaker 11 (35:10):
Was Clyde.
Speaker 10 (35:10):
Heah, Yes, the brains behind the nation's biggest crime syndicate
was a camel. His identity was known by a rare fuel,
very rare. Clyde knew early on that his anonymity was Paramoa.
He needed a smoke screen, a diversion, a larger than
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life character who would be his avatar?
Speaker 1 (35:35):
But who who?
Speaker 10 (35:41):
After a lively evening in the theater, Clyde had an
epiphany a hair. He chose a young up and coming
stage actor named britt Margolis Farwood. He carefully crafted his
persona and with a little reconstructive surgery and a brand
new wardrobe, created the man you know as al Capone.
Speaker 1 (36:02):
You can go a long way with a smile, You
can go a lot farther with a smile and a gun.
Speaker 10 (36:08):
No, no, no, And while everyone had their eyes on Copone,
Clyde worked his magic. He built an illegal empire worth
one hundred million dollars in today's money, that's one point
five billion dollars. But where it is the head that
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wears the crowd, Capone had a bull'seye on his back.
Greed and jealousy drove people like Bugs Moran to try
and eliminate scarface, but Clyde couldn't have anything happened to him,
so he did what any good businessman would due, and
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on February fourteenth, nineteen twenty nine, Clyde liquidated the competition.
It would become known as the Saint Valentine's Day Massacre.
With that message said Capone was safe, Chicago became the
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crime capital.
Speaker 3 (37:26):
Of the world.
Speaker 10 (37:28):
But it wouldn't last. You see, like most actors, Brett
Margullus Farwood began to live the role. Driven by his
enormous ego, he decided it was time he.
Speaker 1 (37:39):
Take the raids.
Speaker 10 (37:42):
Clyde remained calm, cool and collected. He quietly sent a
messenger to Elliot Ness of the US Treasury Department. He
delivered a package of bookkeeping legers. These would implicate al
Capone in a colossal tax evasion scheme.
Speaker 1 (38:07):
This cord finds Alvas Gabriel Capone guilty.
Speaker 10 (38:16):
The man the world knew as al Capone was released
from prison in nineteen thirty nine. His mind ravaged by
venereal disease, he died a slow, painful death. He was penniless.
The question that has never been answered was what became
of his vast fortune.
Speaker 5 (38:36):
Well.
Speaker 10 (38:37):
Clyde retired quietly, investing in a mattress company in t Neeck,
New Jersey. In nineteen forty five, a malfunction in the
machine that made the inner springs produced a weak thin,
flimsy spring. Now, anyone else might have just fixed the
machine and moved on, but not Clyde.
Speaker 1 (38:58):
So now you know who to thank every time you play.
Speaker 10 (39:03):
With a slinking the baking you're baking the bad thing.
Speaker 5 (39:08):
I begin.
Speaker 1 (39:10):
Until next time.
Speaker 10 (39:11):
This is Sir David Edinburgh reminding you that it's not
the history that's known, it's the history unknown.
Speaker 1 (39:29):
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Speaker 5 (40:33):
Man? Hello? He his heart a high on the fighter man?
Speaker 1 (40:37):
No man, John boy bella here, I ain't say that
you Burgh.
Speaker 5 (40:41):
Hay No grabbing knuckle draggon key hall looking fervern, Oh
not much?
Speaker 1 (40:46):
How's it going with you? Man away? What's wrong? Well?
Speaker 5 (40:50):
Nothing, neph tickler, but you know it's man Dabbert. How
good does it ever? Get?
Speaker 4 (40:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (40:54):
I seek your point? But how is Old Delbert.
Speaker 5 (40:57):
Dumb as dirt and twice as wormy dragged me up
to see me mov and West Jefferson over the weekend,
and of course we had to take care of some
business for old man Palmer.
Speaker 1 (41:09):
Who's old Man Palmer.
Speaker 5 (41:10):
That's all We all drunk used to live down at
the end of me Mall's Road. Detected on Debard something
fierce when he was growing up. Yes, the cool bus
would let Debord off at the bottom of the hell
right in front of old man Palmer's house. He'd set
up there on that porch of his and with a
bottle of homemade corn liquor and a big old piler off.
And when Debort did get off the bus, old Man
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Palmer to holler, get away from my Papay you snot
knows little Palm. He chuck a rock right at debar
Gem upside the head more than one time.
Speaker 1 (41:39):
Old Man Palmer sounds like a main drunk.
Speaker 5 (41:41):
Yeah, he was so where up at me Mo's house
about a month or so ago in the fall rings.
It's old man Palmer's doctor says his livers are failing
and he ain't got long to live, and he's asking
to see Debart. I said, well, Devard, you ain't really
gonna go over are you. Never says well, if he's
a dying I reckon it be the right thing to do.
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So went over there. There's old man Palmer laying in
the bed all shriveled up. He says, Delbert, come on
over here. Devil goes over there, real cautious liking and
stands beside the bed. There old man Palmer says, son,
I'm fixing to die. I know I was cruel to
you all them years, and I wanted to say I'm sorry.
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Let me tell you why I did all them main
things to you.
Speaker 1 (42:25):
You know, Oh, man Palmer sounds a lot like President Clinton.
Speaker 5 (42:30):
So he starts telling this story. He says, Son, my
life run off and left me back the time you
was born, and I knew i'd never have no youngins
of my own. Well, every day i'd see you getting
off a bus after school, it just reminded me how
longs of my life was. I just couldn't take it,
and that's why I chucked all them rocks at you.
It was the main thing to do. And I want
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you to know how sorry I am. Can you ever
forgive me Dever says, well, I reckon.
Speaker 1 (42:59):
So oh, never forgave after all that time. That's a
pretty big thing to do.
Speaker 5 (43:03):
Yeah, that's what I thought.
Speaker 6 (43:05):
You know.
Speaker 5 (43:05):
Even old man Palmer's eyes was kind of well enough. Yeah,
he said, thank you, son. That means a lot to me. Now,
before I die, I got one lish request, And since
I ain't got no family, you're the only one that
can do it. FIRMI look down there beside the bed,
See that jug. That's my very last batch of corn liquor.
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Take it with you when you leave. And when I die,
I want you to come out and bring that jug
to the cemetery and sprinkle it over my grave. That
way it'll soak up into my bones and I'll be
able to enjoy it for all eternity. Which you do that,
Firmi Devor says, well, I reckon. So so I picked
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up the jug and we left. Well, me and my
all call last week, says old man Palmer has finally
kicked the bucket, and Dever says, well, I don't reckon.
We got to go up there. So we went up
to the cemetery Saturday afternoon with that jug of corn liquor,
started looking for old man Palmer's grave.
Speaker 1 (44:01):
Uh huh.
Speaker 5 (44:02):
And I noticed as we're walking along, Devert's doesn't pop
the cork out and he's taking big old swigs out
of that just uh, I said, Deborah, what the word
are you doing? He says, what does it look like
I'm doing? I said, but you promised old man Palmer
you just gonna sprinkle that on his grave? And Devor says, oh,
I'm going to I just thought i'd run it through
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my kidneys first man, oh man.
Speaker 1 (44:30):
The last word after all, I guess.
Speaker 5 (44:33):
Pay back is run. Hey, I gotta run here. Me
and brother Teresa gon go to work. You say, letter wrong, Yeah, well,
well you telling him? I said, you know what you mean,
y'all can straight off right?
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Good morning, got the Big Show on the radio. Coming up,
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check it out Man Mark Packer from the ACC Network
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for the Big ESPN. He is a man as we
is zero in on college football.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Good morning, pack Good morning, Johnny, and zero is the
number because this week is week zero, Oh conboy. Two
hundred and twenty six days ago, the University of Michigan
won the National championship. Jim Harball with all that cheat
and took the money went to the NFL, but he
brought a title to good folks and inn Arbor, Michigan.
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We have not had college football since that night, and
again we fast forward it to this week because this weekend, Johnny,
it is week zero, the start of the college football season,
which means we're now going to have forty five consecutive
weeks of college sports, whether it be football, basketball, baseball,
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women's soccer, tennis, whatever makes you happy. Forty five consecutive weeks.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
Johnny Quick quick Man back. There's either like six or
seven weeks only without of college sports.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
He's just showing off for you.
Speaker 4 (01:27):
Now, you know.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
What you can tell the super blue Moon arrived on Monday.
Speaker 4 (01:32):
Johnny hadn't been all of a sudden, He's doing math
by Wednesday.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Oh my goodness, I.
Speaker 4 (01:41):
Know this much.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Tomorrow John Boy completely separ I'll get back to football
on a second. But tomorrow the ACC Network, in which
as we're at work, we celebrate our five year anniversary.
We launched that sucker five years ago and so a
big celebration up in Bristol, Connecticut. We'll have a special
anniversary show tomorrow night on the network and all that stuff.
Speaker 4 (02:06):
So five years old, little birthday party for the Agency network.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
So we'll check Shout out, yeah, shout out to all
this morning people up there in Bristol.
Speaker 4 (02:14):
Will put this thing together.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
So forty five consecutive weeks, which means for basically the
guys out there again.
Speaker 4 (02:21):
I'm not gonna take away from the women, because the
women are great sports fans.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
But if you didn't get it done this past weekend,
whether it be repairing something at the house or picking
out that.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
We it ain't happening. It's done.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
So mean, if the trash is still sitting there on
the stoop, it's gonna stay there, because you know how
we operate, Johnny. Once the football season gets here, we
are basically mushrooms. I mean, we just sit there and
watch and consume all of it and don't know who's
gonna win. And there's gonna be great storylines and all
that stuff, and you know, we really don't know what's
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gonna happen, which is the beautiful thing about it. But
I've read something this week, john Boy. One hundred and
thirty two million dollars were spent last year by colleges
to buy out coaches who had been fired thirty two
million dollars by institutions around the country. And believe it
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or not, I started messing around and I read that
stat I'm like, surely Vegas has odds out, and they do.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
So I'm going to.
Speaker 4 (03:23):
Give you the three coaches who were on the hot seat.
And again we've not even had the first game yet.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
We get Georgia, Florida State in Ireland on Saturday, we
got SMUs and New b the ACC They're going to Nevada,
and then they got games like Montana Stated, New.
Speaker 4 (03:38):
Mexico, and Delaware State in Hawaii.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Those are the four games this week. Next week, it's
go time. But here are the top three coaches on
the hot seat. Billy Napier at Florida four to one
to get fired, Sam Pittman in Arkansas is five to one,
and Mario Chris have bought Miami six to one. Those
are the top three leading candidates to lose their jobs.
Speaker 4 (03:57):
And we're three days from kickoff. That's how crazy.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
If you don't think the college game has morphed into
the NFL, you're out of your mind.
Speaker 4 (04:07):
And ironically, those three of those coaches I just gave you,
Billy Napier at Florida, Mario Chris Baut Miami.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
They're playing each other next weekend in the swamp.
Speaker 4 (04:16):
So somebody's starting off zero to.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
One already from that perspective. But that's the world that
we're living in. But the good news is this season
is all bit over. Talking season is all bit over.
We finally get to football coming up this weekend, and
we got to go across the pond with Georgia Tech
Florida State in the best game.
Speaker 4 (04:34):
So it's here. It's good that we're ready to rock
and roll.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Let Southern Fried Football live and rejoice for another season
coming up.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
All right, finally made it back back. Good deal, but
a good deal, and just right quick. Those three coaches,
do you think God like they're hoping that they'll be
the one to you know, reach your goal of getting
paid without wig working, Johnny.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
As you well know, when I started doing the radio
twenty some odd years ago back at FNZ, one of
the things I said, and I have a minute from
day one, is that the goal of every American worker
is to be suspended with pay. If somebody is crazy
enough to write you a check, not to get your
ass out of bed.
Speaker 4 (05:16):
Where do you sign? I mean, it is like a
beautiful thing. Really, it's crazy.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
That's awesome, Bud. All right, Pack, we'll talk to you
next week. Buddy. Just get it going. Thank you, my boy.
Speaker 4 (05:27):
Let's go. Let's kick the pig. Let's go, Johnny, all.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Right, we'll be watching Pack on the ACC Network celebration
tomorrow night. Let's make sure to do that I did well.
Let's play Mean the Blonde, all right, Tyler, Yeah, that
look on your face off one eight hundred Big show.
You told free lone. We'll get the contestant and play next.
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Good morning. That's a big show on the radio for
your Wednesday, August twenty first, twenty twenty four. Today's feature
track for the Big Show bit box Heart, oh Man,
Palmer's final Wishes. It's ri key words, final wish over
ten thousand tracts, jews from nine to nine cent seats
fifteen tractions nine nine to nine. Oh, they got on
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their contest one you can't get through. We'll call you.
They be the blonde they got happened too that right Now,
let's meet a contestant out of spring City in Tennessee.
Is Frank, Good morning, Frank, but good morning, Hey body day,
good man, good welcome here body, So spring City? Visit
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Spring City? Is that written on a lot of barn roofs.
You all remember saying that right on that front?
Speaker 3 (07:03):
I remember rock City?
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Oh maybe it was rock City.
Speaker 5 (07:06):
Yeah, rock City's on the barn roofs.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
Okay, all right, where spring City yet?
Speaker 4 (07:11):
Right?
Speaker 1 (07:12):
Because in your heart about an hour from good let
him be welcome man. Well let's see if you can
get three oh no, just two bells before two buzzers. Okay,
go the lovely Tater is here to help you.
Speaker 5 (07:28):
Okay, okay, hello.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
All right, well let's jump in here, Taylor. According to experts,
the most likely time for you to do this, if
at all, will be about ninety minutes after you fall asleep.
Speaker 6 (07:42):
Do what get sent home?
Speaker 1 (07:50):
Ninety minutes after you fall asleep?
Speaker 6 (07:54):
You you ninety minutes after you fall asleep? Is your snoring?
Speaker 1 (07:57):
You're snoring? Rank? Agree or disagree? Uh?
Speaker 5 (08:05):
Oh? Disagree?
Speaker 1 (08:06):
Disagree with that? Yeah, that's that's the thing to do.
You gotta think like that. Not everybody snores. I guess
would you like it? Says at all? Would you like
to take it?
Speaker 6 (08:19):
Make a sandwich?
Speaker 1 (08:19):
I'll just a dream it is dream? All right? Well, Frank,
you got one bell? You have way home? Buddy? Here
we go, speaking of sleeping.
Speaker 6 (08:32):
Oh sure, why don't we see here?
Speaker 1 (08:35):
Researchers say, if this is gonna happen, it'll probably occur
about two hours before you wake up. What is it?
Go number one? Just number one for yeah, hours before
you wake up?
Speaker 5 (08:53):
All right?
Speaker 6 (08:53):
Two hours before you wake up?
Speaker 1 (08:55):
Is snore? All right? Frank Taylor's trying to snore again?
Agree or disagree?
Speaker 5 (09:05):
I'm going to disagree again.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
I agree with a chuckle in that was.
Speaker 5 (09:10):
The day take that.
Speaker 6 (09:16):
I guess you think you're quiet when you sleep, Frank,
do you?
Speaker 5 (09:20):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (09:20):
I know I'm not quiet when I sleep.
Speaker 5 (09:23):
I know that.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
Well, it's still in the dream realm. It's have a nightmare. Yeah,
hours before you wake up.
Speaker 3 (09:33):
Oh well that's a nice way.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
All right, So tell you you're clothes. Let me say
about ninety minutes after you fall asleep, No, two hours,
number one? Yeah, if you have the number one there
and again. All right, anyway, so you and Frank, Yeah
you still win. Frank, you got the big long Tiger's
prize back. Buddyngratulations first first time call, a long time listening.
All right, Bud, all right, we're gonna jump out, catch
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you up on your news. Gotta hang around on the
other side.
Speaker 7 (10:10):
Marryo ony man.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
Good morning, it's a bike Shaw on the radio. Well,
yesterday was talking about the Hockey Mound World Championships. Go
no grubby old man on that. But looking backward, Mario,
when it well, actually the so we we did our
show in Japan back there for that week in ninety nine.
You say, David, that's what about what it was? That's right? So,
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Oh wait, it's just must be his theme song for
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Pokey man, I don't understand. But the whole game video
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Please, we need to get We need to get young's out,
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But said run TV.
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Oh it's hurt me.
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Speaker 3 (12:52):
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Speaker 8 (13:00):
I was good at it, Yeah, because I know how
to My daddy could hit.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
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Speaker 9 (13:12):
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Speaker 8 (13:16):
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Speaker 4 (13:41):
Please, well they will, We'll we'll.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
Gradually move you up through the teenhood.
Speaker 9 (13:45):
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Speaker 1 (13:49):
It's apparently I'm a little old, but I'll come back.
Speaker 5 (13:52):
So.
Speaker 8 (13:52):
In summary, video games are bad, bad, bad bad, and
if your kids fail at a at a task, you
should beat them, give him a bucket.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
And then really short summary.
Speaker 8 (14:04):
Please please, please please.
Speaker 9 (14:07):
If you have questions for Mario, like to hear him
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Billy eight oh one, Woodridge Center Drive, Charlotte, North Carolina
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Hey, let's look at the top five movies from this
past weekend.
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Wanna yay?
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So Alien Romulus won the weekend at the box office
just as everyone predicted. They came in number one, and
they debuted with the forty one million dollars.
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So I'm confused. Is it a remake of the original
or a prequel?
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It is the eighth installment, so it's in between. It's
in between the earliest one and the last one. All right,
so it's the eight installments. But I think that I
think the aliens are the same.
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Well course, I just kidding, all right.
Speaker 6 (22:41):
Deadpool Wolverine came in second place. Not too shabby for
Ryan Reynolds. It ends with us. His wife's movie, Blake
Lively is in. It ends with us, and the topic
there is it's a little deep. It's based on a
book and that deals with some domestic violence and so
but it's doing well. It's hanging in there at number three.
Wisters came in fourth place, and to wrap out the
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top five, Coraline number five.
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Caroline.
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Caroline Coraline the fifteenth anniversary release of it, What is it?
C O R A L I N E.
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All right over.
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Great review.
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Hey.
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Was that the one out in the boat where they
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People are thinking that he's innocent.
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Now.
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In fact, one of those innocent coalitions that go in
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All right.
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see them very much.
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Dad day. Well, let's get us a winner. Let's play
wordy word. Here we go. One ain't hundred big shows.
You don't re line. We'll get a couple of contestants
and play next. Good Morning. It's a big showing a radio.
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There right now, let's play I had Everybody's head, I
bout the bad better where anywhere?
Speaker 10 (27:17):
Don the word any worry.
Speaker 1 (27:18):
Let's meet their contestants. We got Joey in from water
sitting in Mississippi. Good morning, Joey, good morning, Good morning,
morning buddy. And let's say, ahead of Michael, out of
Ringold Georgia coome on to Michael. My bad you there, Michael,
(27:39):
all right, now we connected. Don't worry. I ain't gonna
have a dodgy baby. I know we had to win
in overtime, at least not while you're looking. All right,
we'll welcome boys.
Speaker 4 (27:50):
Michael.
Speaker 1 (27:50):
You'll be on Marcy's team. Old Marcy and Michael and uh,
me and Joey go to the other side. So Michael,
you relax, Me and Joey will go for the first
thirty seconds. All right, joe are you ready to go, buddy,
I'm ready all right, starting to clock now. You carry
around a pocket blank that'll cut a pocket no night, yes,
(28:13):
uh huh, all right, if something is frozen, you want
it to blank out out? Yes, uh huh. Four f
twot fifty is a pickup truck.
Speaker 3 (28:24):
Yeah, uh huh.
Speaker 1 (28:25):
Rhymes with it.
Speaker 3 (28:25):
You have good.
Speaker 1 (28:28):
Fuck yeah rhymes with it. Quite quite goes. The duck
rhymes with it. A dollar is a fuck, rhymes with it.
The chicken goes fuck fire what we get our seven?
And I thought we might have had a shout at
that world record of eight, and we did. Doug Gunny,
(28:50):
I know that's good. Joe seven on the board, but
Marcy and Michael might just stage and come back like
nobody has ever seen. With starting off as a seven.
Speaker 6 (29:02):
You couldn't get through.
Speaker 1 (29:03):
It could get through, Michael. Are you ready, buddy, Okay,
shout them out?
Speaker 5 (29:10):
You read it.
Speaker 1 (29:11):
I'm so not ready. Oh ready?
Speaker 6 (29:15):
Go you blank on the phone?
Speaker 1 (29:18):
How they hear you?
Speaker 10 (29:19):
Yep?
Speaker 5 (29:20):
Uh huh.
Speaker 6 (29:21):
This is you know, an iPad is considered one of these.
It's a it's a yes, sir, yes, I blank. Allegiance
to the flag. Yes, you listen to music on you
listen to us right now on the radio, Yes, sir,
Cour's light michelob But they're all yeah, if you don't
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eat meat, you are a what.
Speaker 1 (29:45):
Twelve donuts makes.
Speaker 4 (29:46):
A perfect yo?
Speaker 1 (29:49):
Put on seven on the board to tie it up. Careful, Michael,
we have never had add two seven starting off. Here
we go, all right, boys, we could be in warning
word world record territory. Okay, let's catch our breath, all right,
(30:12):
how about some orange slices? All right, michah relaxing. Joey,
are you ready, sir? Already? Okay, I won't tell you her.
Get ready to putting things down, putting it up, to
get it dressed. Well, we'll make sure you get it. Okay, Well,
all right, all right, here we go, Joy right at
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the clock. Now, I don't have cash.
Speaker 3 (30:36):
Will you take a.
Speaker 1 (30:38):
Yes? Uh huh. When you're in a deep sleep in
the hospital, they put you in a what yes, uh huh.
Sixty seconds is a minute?
Speaker 3 (30:49):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (30:49):
Oh, you put a picture in one of these and
hang it.
Speaker 5 (30:53):
Yes, uh huh.
Speaker 1 (30:54):
That is my truck. I'm the blank of that truck.
I'll show you. I'll show you the I'll show you. Yes,
I'll rebel what wow, wow, Yo, that's my boy. Haven't
I put up down? You're knocked it out? Then Joey
put a six on a seven of thirteen. Yeah, good word, buddy.
(31:17):
And now, oh, take a wordy from Michael Marcy. Six
will tie and force over time and get the all
time total wordy word record. All right, Michael, are you ready.
Speaker 4 (31:35):
Yes, sir, and.
Speaker 6 (31:38):
Go a tattle blank?
Speaker 3 (31:40):
What do you call true?
Speaker 1 (31:42):
Yes, a rise with it?
Speaker 6 (31:43):
You go get water from the no it rhymes with
it and you drop a bucket down into it and yes,
thank you, rise with it. You you don't want to
live in your house anymore, so you put it up
for what you gotta blanket yep a sea blankets with it.
You pick them up on the on the beach, A
C S yes rhymes with it. Hey, at school they
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ring the bank ba yes, tied.
Speaker 1 (32:09):
Up a come on, okay, I'll give you one second. Ready, ready?
Do you want to?
Speaker 4 (32:21):
Ready?
Speaker 1 (32:22):
Go? How do you blame your name one? Joey? When
thirteen to twelve we will have to go back in
the record books. Say that might be a record right there,
those guys, you guys are running out five total words
twenty five. All right, okay, I had right, Michael. You
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can try again anytime, buddy.
Speaker 4 (32:51):
Thank you, Sorry first time caller.
Speaker 5 (32:52):
I give a shout out.
Speaker 4 (32:54):
To Bowe and Chris at Juniors and Rossville roll Tide.
Speaker 1 (32:58):
Hey, Michael is awesome. All right, Joey down Water City, Mississippi.
You got your big old prize by good game, buddy,
all right, man, I enjoyed it. It was fun, good
morning big shows on the radio, and it has been
request time. Not even gonna mention how wonderful those two
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rounds of wordy word. Alright, let's go to bit request.
Chris Holms out of Beckley, West Virginia says a fellows,
could you play an unknown history with Clyde? It's stupid
but hilarious. Where wore do you hold all counts? Chris?
Coming up next? Good morning but shows on the radio,
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BI requested this morning. Chris Helms out of Beckley, West Virginia,
was the heir of Clyve.
Speaker 10 (34:15):
We all know history, but there's so much more we
don't know. I'm Sir David Attenborough and this is unknown History. Chicago,
nineteen twenty five. On a brisk January day, Johnny Torrion,
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the crime boss of Chicago, retired, and a new boss
filled his shoes. His name was Alphonse Capone, and he
ruled the windy city with an iron fist. He was
the face of organized crime in America. But what you
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don't know is he was only the face. The mastermind
hid behind the scenes.
Speaker 1 (35:06):
His name.
Speaker 11 (35:10):
Was Clyde.
Speaker 10 (35:10):
Heah, Yes, the brains behind the nation's biggest crime syndicate
was a camel. His identity was known by a rare fuel,
very rare. Clyde knew early on that his anonymity was Paramoa.
He needed a smoke screen, a diversion, a larger than
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life character who would be his avatar?
Speaker 1 (35:35):
But who who?
Speaker 10 (35:41):
After a lively evening in the theater, Clyde had an
epiphany a hair. He chose a young up and coming
stage actor named britt Margolis Farwood. He carefully crafted his
persona and with a little reconstructive surgery and a brand
new wardrobe, created the man you know as al Capone.
Speaker 1 (36:02):
You can go a long way with a smile, You
can go a lot farther with a smile and a gun.
Speaker 10 (36:08):
No, no, no, And while everyone had their eyes on Copone,
Clyde worked his magic. He built an illegal empire worth
one hundred million dollars in today's money, that's one point
five billion dollars. But where it is the head that
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wears the crowd, Capone had a bull'seye on his back.
Greed and jealousy drove people like Bugs Moran to try
and eliminate scarface, but Clyde couldn't have anything happened to him,
so he did what any good businessman would due, and
(37:03):
on February fourteenth, nineteen twenty nine, Clyde liquidated the competition.
It would become known as the Saint Valentine's Day Massacre.
With that message said Capone was safe, Chicago became the
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crime capital.
Speaker 3 (37:26):
Of the world.
Speaker 10 (37:28):
But it wouldn't last. You see, like most actors, Brett
Margullus Farwood began to live the role. Driven by his
enormous ego, he decided it was time he.
Speaker 1 (37:39):
Take the raids.
Speaker 10 (37:42):
Clyde remained calm, cool and collected. He quietly sent a
messenger to Elliot Ness of the US Treasury Department. He
delivered a package of bookkeeping legers. These would implicate al
Capone in a colossal tax evasion scheme.
Speaker 1 (38:07):
This cord finds Alvas Gabriel Capone guilty.
Speaker 10 (38:16):
The man the world knew as al Capone was released
from prison in nineteen thirty nine. His mind ravaged by
venereal disease, he died a slow, painful death. He was penniless.
The question that has never been answered was what became
of his vast fortune.
Speaker 5 (38:36):
Well.
Speaker 10 (38:37):
Clyde retired quietly, investing in a mattress company in t Neeck,
New Jersey. In nineteen forty five, a malfunction in the
machine that made the inner springs produced a weak thin,
flimsy spring. Now, anyone else might have just fixed the
machine and moved on, but not Clyde.
Speaker 1 (38:58):
So now you know who to thank every time you play.
Speaker 10 (39:03):
With a slinking the baking you're baking the bad thing.
Speaker 5 (39:08):
I begin.
Speaker 1 (39:10):
Until next time.
Speaker 10 (39:11):
This is Sir David Edinburgh reminding you that it's not
the history that's known, it's the history unknown.
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Speaker 1 (40:54):
I seek your point? But how is Old Delbert.
Speaker 5 (40:57):
Dumb as dirt and twice as wormy dragged me up
to see me mov and West Jefferson over the weekend,
and of course we had to take care of some
business for old man Palmer.
Speaker 1 (41:09):
Who's old Man Palmer.
Speaker 5 (41:10):
That's all We all drunk used to live down at
the end of me Mall's Road. Detected on Debard something
fierce when he was growing up. Yes, the cool bus
would let Debord off at the bottom of the hell
right in front of old man Palmer's house. He'd set
up there on that porch of his and with a
bottle of homemade corn liquor and a big old piler off.
And when Debort did get off the bus, old Man
(41:30):
Palmer to holler, get away from my Papay you snot
knows little Palm. He chuck a rock right at debar
Gem upside the head more than one time.
Speaker 1 (41:39):
Old Man Palmer sounds like a main drunk.
Speaker 5 (41:41):
Yeah, he was so where up at me Mo's house
about a month or so ago in the fall rings.
It's old man Palmer's doctor says his livers are failing
and he ain't got long to live, and he's asking
to see Debart. I said, well, Devard, you ain't really
gonna go over are you. Never says well, if he's
a dying I reckon it be the right thing to do.
(42:01):
So went over there. There's old man Palmer laying in
the bed all shriveled up. He says, Delbert, come on
over here. Devil goes over there, real cautious liking and
stands beside the bed. There old man Palmer says, son,
I'm fixing to die. I know I was cruel to
you all them years, and I wanted to say I'm sorry.
(42:22):
Let me tell you why I did all them main
things to you.
Speaker 1 (42:25):
You know, Oh, man Palmer sounds a lot like President Clinton.
Speaker 5 (42:30):
So he starts telling this story. He says, Son, my
life run off and left me back the time you
was born, and I knew i'd never have no youngins
of my own. Well, every day i'd see you getting
off a bus after school, it just reminded me how
longs of my life was. I just couldn't take it,
and that's why I chucked all them rocks at you.
It was the main thing to do. And I want
(42:53):
you to know how sorry I am. Can you ever
forgive me Dever says, well, I reckon.
Speaker 1 (42:59):
So oh, never forgave after all that time. That's a
pretty big thing to do.
Speaker 5 (43:03):
Yeah, that's what I thought.
Speaker 6 (43:05):
You know.
Speaker 5 (43:05):
Even old man Palmer's eyes was kind of well enough. Yeah,
he said, thank you, son. That means a lot to me. Now,
before I die, I got one lish request, And since
I ain't got no family, you're the only one that
can do it. FIRMI look down there beside the bed,
See that jug. That's my very last batch of corn liquor.
(43:25):
Take it with you when you leave. And when I die,
I want you to come out and bring that jug
to the cemetery and sprinkle it over my grave. That
way it'll soak up into my bones and I'll be
able to enjoy it for all eternity. Which you do that,
Firmi Devor says, well, I reckon. So so I picked
(43:47):
up the jug and we left. Well, me and my
all call last week, says old man Palmer has finally
kicked the bucket, and Dever says, well, I don't reckon.
We got to go up there. So we went up
to the cemetery Saturday afternoon with that jug of corn liquor,
started looking for old man Palmer's grave.
Speaker 1 (44:01):
Uh huh.
Speaker 5 (44:02):
And I noticed as we're walking along, Devert's doesn't pop
the cork out and he's taking big old swigs out
of that just uh, I said, Deborah, what the word
are you doing? He says, what does it look like
I'm doing? I said, but you promised old man Palmer
you just gonna sprinkle that on his grave? And Devor says, oh,
I'm going to I just thought i'd run it through
(44:22):
my kidneys first man, oh man.
Speaker 1 (44:30):
The last word after all, I guess.
Speaker 5 (44:33):
Pay back is run. Hey, I gotta run here. Me
and brother Teresa gon go to work. You say, letter wrong, Yeah, well,
well you telling him? I said, you know what you mean,
y'all can straight off right?
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