August 22, 2024 • 47 mins
Thursday (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, Comedian Dusty Slay checks in from his current tour.. - Hoyt and the Jr. Nation Band perform “Infield Idiots” as they head for Daytona.. - We’ll spend some quality Storytime with Carl Childers as he relates the story of Goldilocks and the Three Bears.. - PRN’s Doug Rice previews this week’s race in Daytona.. - We’ll watch a trailer for a failed Spiderman movie starring Elvis Presley.. - and The Mayor of Dismal Seepage competes with DNC convention..
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Good morning, Big shows on the radio.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
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twenty eighth gold Team USA. Alright, well, let's hook up
(00:25):
with our man Doug Rice. On track with Doug Rice,
All Things NASCAR. Good morning, mister Rice.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
Don boy all's pleasure. Hope things are well in your universe.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Everybody's doing good here, buddy, And a nice little deal
we saw on you in the local NBC affiliate about
your victory lap here your last year before.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
Queen City News did a nice little feature on my
career the other day.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
Was really appreciative of that.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
And I've had a couple of those this year and
they maybe look like I did something.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Yeah, buddy, All right, man, Well, let's talk about Michigan
Tyler Reddick. You're talking about him, him running up front
and he got his second win, tecond.
Speaker 4 (01:06):
Win of the year.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
Of course, that is for Denny Hamlin and Michael Jordan's
race team, and he was strong all day long. Wasn't
the surprise that he won there? Toyota really got cranking
and ran off and left the field there at the end,
although you know they made a run at him, William
Byron made a run at.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Him there close.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
But I felt like Reddick was in charge and easily
deserved that win. And what else that does for Tyler
Reddick Johnny, And this is the important part, is that
puts him at the top of the regular season point
standings by ten points over Chase Elliott and whoever wins
that that regular season title, and there's two more races
(01:48):
to go. There's Darlington and Daytona. Gets fifteen playoff points,
and that is huge when you get into the playoffs.
That gives you some cushion that almost allows you to
have a bad race in the playoffs and still advance.
So right now he's got ten points up on Chase
Elliott with that regular season title, and I really think
(02:09):
that's the biggest thing that came from that win.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Okay, So look at it on the other end, down
toward the bottom, the cutoff line for the playoffs, Doug.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
Cutoff line is tight, but it doesn't involve a lot
of players, and I think that makes it really interesting.
Chris Busher is in fifteenth. They take sixteen. The top
sixteen teams according to their playoff points, get to go
to the playoffs. Chris Busher is fifteenth right now above
the cut line, sixteen points above the cut line, but
(02:39):
he's in fifteenth place. Ross Chastain is one point. That's
one position on the racetrack above the cut line. Bubba
Wallace is one below the cut line.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
So a good.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
Finish for either one of those three drivers at Daytona
this weekend really helps them a lot, get them close
to secure ring the spot. A bad finish which can
happen at Daytona in a blink, you get caught in
one of those big recks and finished back in the
thirties and then you find yourself in a really desperate
spot when we get down to Darlington. So those are
the positions I'm looking at. Kyle Busch is too far
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out to make it in on points, he would have
to win one of the next two races. And I
think Ty Gibbs has enough of a cushion. I think
he's at like thirty six to the good in the
fourteenth spot.
Speaker 4 (03:26):
He should be able to get in.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
But it's really three players fighting for those last transfer
spots in Chris Busher, Bubba Wallace and Ross Chess team.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
You are the man explaining that down So what about
Saturn head ache? Now, somebody wins as not gonna make
the playoffs, you know one of those wild card Will
that affect somebody else down the low?
Speaker 1 (03:49):
Oh yeah, that kicks somebody else out.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
I mean Kyle Busch goes down there and has a
good day and he wins, then he's in the playoffs.
Or Austin Dillon who won it Richmond, but it didn't
count because of how he won. They took his credit
away for that. That could throw everything into a tizzy.
So we'll see how And there's a good chance that
a non playoff team can win at Daytona. We have
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a lot of one time winners down there.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
That's it, all right. And the race will be Saturday
night on NBC. And you won't give us a head
up about that. We're gonna hear a different voice.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
Well, I think people get used to hearing particular voices
when they tune into television and or the radio, and
this Saturday night when you watch Daytona and it is
a Saturday night race.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
The usual voice you heard was Rick Allen.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
Rick Allen will be doing the NASCAR Exfinity Series for
the rest of the year, either on the USA Network
or I think for the last ten races in the
Infinity Series they switched that over to the CW. He
will be the main voice there. Lee Diffey an Australian
American announcer, and I think a lot of race fans
are probably already familiar with Lee. One was on the
(05:00):
Olympics just a couple of weeks ago. He did all
the track and field events. He's a very accomplished announcer.
He has been the main play by playboys for years
on NBC for the Indy Car Series, and he's done
f one. He's also done NASCAR and he's very familiar
with it. So but it's going to be a I think.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
A little bit of a shock for folks. They tune
in and they hear this.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
Guy with this very assy accent talking about stock cars
at Daytona.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
Get ready for that. Lee will do a great job.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
Rickle do a marvelous job with the Infinity stuff. But
that's going to be a little bit of a listener's
shock this Saturday night when they hear Lee for the
first time on the Cup series.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
I know, try and put up somebody accent, boy, try
and turn leting go.
Speaker 4 (05:43):
What I like.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
People in the South don't have their own accent.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
All right, Doug, thank you so much, buddy. You have
a great weekend. We'll catch up next week.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
All right, guys, always enjoy it, take care.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Thank you so much. Following Doug on Twitter, rise man
sixty one. Why he can? I don't know. He might
go wild when it does.
Speaker 5 (05:59):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
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Bet right out. Let's play Beat the Blonde.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
Beat our contestant out of hunts Bell allobym all we.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
Got marked Hello Mark.
Speaker 6 (07:07):
Eh hello hello hello hello Hello.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
Alright, mam, Well money we go, ask taters questions. You
agree or disagree, two bells for two buzzers, you win
a big old mount out of pickles prize pack.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
That's our goal, all right, buddy, don goin.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
Huh all right, well, le's let's go here we go,
all right, baby teeth do not have something that most
adult teeth have.
Speaker 7 (07:44):
What would that be? Red wine and tobacco states.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
Have something? No, they wouldn't.
Speaker 7 (07:52):
They don't have roots.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
They don't have roots, got no roots, no roots? Mark,
agree or disagree about them, baby tea.
Speaker 5 (08:01):
I agree, and that was the thing to do.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
Yeah, that's why they fall out. You figured that out,
didn't you. All right, well, let's uh, let's stay with
the children. Stay with the children.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
They are our future, tay according to your mark. According
to child behavior specialist, when the most children begin to
ask questions about sex, I would say.
Speaker 7 (08:28):
That's about eight thirty pm.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
Oh yeah, anything right, I don't think we're talk about
any time of day.
Speaker 7 (08:36):
Oh not that how okay, So so they're probably there.
They're about they're about five years old.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
About five five years old, what's she going with? Mark?
Agree or disagree?
Speaker 4 (08:50):
That with?
Speaker 6 (08:51):
Uh?
Speaker 8 (08:52):
I agree?
Speaker 1 (08:53):
And you miss it? About two?
Speaker 2 (08:56):
These especially say age three, I didn't know I had
a bow bow with three?
Speaker 5 (09:04):
Maybe you.
Speaker 9 (09:07):
All okay?
Speaker 3 (09:08):
Get it from what doubt you?
Speaker 6 (09:09):
Fine?
Speaker 1 (09:13):
Gosh, here we go one to win or lose right here?
So Tayter, let's go to child psychologists.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
According to child psychologists, what should you do if your
toddler is refusing to eat unless you take him to
the playground?
Speaker 6 (09:36):
Well, you take him to the playground and then when
nobody's looking, you switching for a kid that isn't such
a pain in that BoNT.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
I think they discourage.
Speaker 6 (09:49):
Godless kidless adult. I don't know, I say, they say,
just ignore him until he gets hungry.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
Ignore him, ignore him. He wants to go to playground,
he eats? All right, Mark?
Speaker 1 (10:03):
Do you agree or disagree?
Speaker 4 (10:06):
I disagree?
Speaker 5 (10:11):
Now?
Speaker 1 (10:12):
Yeah, you ignore him?
Speaker 7 (10:14):
Did you think it was?
Speaker 4 (10:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (10:17):
What would you do?
Speaker 5 (10:17):
Mark?
Speaker 2 (10:18):
Run him out to the playground and swim back. Dictator's
first answer.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
No, I was probably give something like no, you ignore him.
Speaker 6 (10:29):
Now.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
If that happens, he's learning to manipulate you.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
When he sees you won't get in, he will eat,
you know, unless you know what could be fun like
put a maloney sandwich on one of them spinning things
at the playground.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
What guy spinners are you talking about.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
We'll get back to you, Mark, but we will give
you a nice consolation prize for playing.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
With us this morning.
Speaker 5 (10:52):
Buddy.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
We appreciate you. Only hour top of you on you
what's about twenty minutes away?
Speaker 2 (11:04):
Mister Rubard lighting a load bread. Good morning, that's a
(11:44):
big show on the radio. It was this day in
August twenty second, nineteen fifty six. Elvis Presley became an
actor and worked on his first film, and Say. It
was released as Love Me Tender, the one Elvis movie
that didn't make it because thal and our big show mine.
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And it is our favorite. Check it out.
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What are you going to do with me?
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Green Goggless, I'm already doing it. You're bait, Miss Watson.
I'm using you to track Spider Man in a web
of my own. Then I'll destroy you both with my
evaporator ray here.
Speaker 7 (12:23):
It'll never work. Spider Man will save me.
Speaker 8 (12:25):
And for the life of me, I don't know why.
Speaker 7 (12:29):
What the hell is that supposed to me?
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Well, let's face it, he could secondly do better than you.
He's a superhero, for peat's sake.
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Why is he all googly eyed over a but ugly
little tramp like you? Those little big bean teeth.
Speaker 7 (12:46):
I've got personality as.
Speaker 8 (12:47):
But apparently not a mirror. I've seen better heads on
a boil.
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Hey, hey, hey, you can't.
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Talk out a way about my fiancee, Spider Man.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
How's it going?
Speaker 5 (13:02):
Man?
Speaker 8 (13:03):
And she certainly looks like one.
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Oh that's not cool?
Speaker 5 (13:06):
Man.
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She might not be the prettiest thing.
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Hey, I'm standing right here.
Speaker 10 (13:11):
She's got personality, I know, I know. If it's any consolation,
you won't have to look at her much longer. Prepared
to die.
Speaker 11 (13:24):
All the evaporator Ray, you're a real buzzkiller, Green Goblin?
Speaker 1 (13:28):
Man, what's wrong?
Speaker 5 (13:30):
Webhead?
Speaker 8 (13:30):
Didn't you a spider sense his tingle?
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Just luld? My butt fell asleep again?
Speaker 8 (13:35):
Man, you say your last man?
Speaker 5 (13:38):
Man?
Speaker 8 (13:39):
Prepared to meet your doom o.
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There's just two things you need to know about me,
Green Goblin. Number one, I'm your friendly neighborhood spider Man.
And number two, old steal You made me use my
stuff on you? Man, how about a little spider food.
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I can't feel my Goblin McNuggets. I am a Coop
de Grace activate super spider pood powers. I can't breathe.
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I call it taking care of business man.
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Oh spider Man, wait ante, I'm feeling something.
Speaker 7 (14:26):
You're not gonna cut the cheese again?
Speaker 5 (14:27):
Are you?
Speaker 1 (14:29):
I feel a song coming on? Baby. Let me be
a little spider man. I can't spind a bigger a weapon,
just like a spider cat. Spider Man. Hello, to be
(14:51):
a beetle because beetles.
Speaker 5 (14:53):
Got that shell.
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Oh be steak bugge because steak bugs really?
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Really, you're an it smell o.
Speaker 12 (15:03):
What do you be?
Speaker 1 (15:05):
You're a spider man. I can't cloud slap up and walk.
She wins out of my hand.
Speaker 6 (15:13):
Let me be.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
Spider Man.
Speaker 8 (15:19):
Oh spider Man, Oh baby man, that was a.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
Good morning. Make show's on the radio. Look at him
all excited this time of mister rubarb.
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Okay, beat boy, crapp it the take it, whack it,
hit it something hit. I should go here to tell
you to start my music. Now, don't hizzle me mizzle
or don't off thenzzle? What's anistle?
Speaker 1 (16:13):
I don't know. It's a nice sounding little word. Yeah,
say it with me?
Speaker 9 (16:21):
Now, should you chisel your nizzle, don't chisel, don't chizzle? Okay,
all right, what is the shizzle? All I know is
I've been listening to Lipless on this show.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
It sounds like it.
Speaker 8 (16:36):
I said, well, I can't be that bad.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
Whipless.
Speaker 13 (16:40):
He's a beat.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
You say that funny?
Speaker 9 (16:44):
Here I am with some funny stuff that I know
the punchlines too, and y'all don't.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
We'll be the judge of that.
Speaker 9 (16:49):
Let's see, what do you get if you cross a
hershey bar, a cow and an a rab.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
We don't know.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
I told you you get a chocolate milk cheek. You
should have stopped with.
Speaker 9 (17:07):
Told Jo, what do you call artificial spaghetti o? No,
don't know, imposta before I said, I almost forgot. That
would have been embarrassing.
Speaker 5 (17:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (17:24):
Why are Venetian blinds the greatest invention in the history
of mankind?
Speaker 1 (17:28):
Why?
Speaker 9 (17:28):
Why if it wasn't for Venetian blinds, it would ben
curtains for us?
Speaker 1 (17:32):
All conceptual humor? Yes, yeah, you are correct.
Speaker 9 (17:41):
What do you call a Native American on a mopad
who has twice survived a cerebril humorage?
Speaker 7 (17:48):
What?
Speaker 4 (17:49):
Well?
Speaker 7 (17:49):
First of all, that's back up.
Speaker 9 (17:50):
What is that it sounds like something to do inside
the body where things are close together.
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Yeah, what is.
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Hemorrhage or something like that? That's what I mean. What
a two stroke engine.
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Fed?
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That's it easy, John boy, I know you had got
some Indian looks like you've got some on you. Now
we get the story times the rima two bowl weavils
grew up in Alabama weavels. One moved to Hollywood and
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became a famous actor. The other stayed in the cotton
field and never a manned to anything. He became known
as the Lesser of two Weavils. And here's the good story, Okay.
A Russian scientist and a Czechish Lavlockian scientist.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
It's uny already, you know the checks.
Speaker 9 (18:47):
They had spent their whole life studying the majestic grizzly bear.
Each year they petitioned their respective governments to allow them
to go to Yellowstone.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
To study these golderous.
Speaker 9 (18:58):
To go Yellowstone, you know, or yellow where Yogi bearn
BB lived.
Speaker 1 (19:02):
That's jelly stuff.
Speaker 9 (19:05):
Finally their request was granted, and they immediately flew to
New York and then west to Yellowsteam. They reported to
the local ranger station and were told it was grizzly
mating season. It was much too dangerous to go out
and study the animals. They pleaded, please, please, they said
in their languages. Finally the ranger relented. The Russian and
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the check were given cell phones and told to report
in each and every day for several days. They called
them nothing, not a sound, not a peep at people
on the cell phone.
Speaker 1 (19:40):
Because I thought the bears did that well.
Speaker 9 (19:43):
The rangers mounted a search party. They had to find them.
They found their camp completely ravaged, but no sign of
the scientists. Scientists, the scientists keep up. They then followed
the trail of a mail in fee bear. They found
the female. Decided they must kill the animal to find
(20:03):
out if she had eaten the scientists. Because they feared
an international incident, they killed the female and cut open
the bear's stomach, only to find the remains of the Russian.
One ranger turned to the other and said, you know
what this means, don't you. Of course, the other ranger nodded,
the check is.
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In the mail.
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Thank you. I'm here all day.
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You won't know I'm leaving.
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Ten minutes.
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This week, I feel like doing a sports reports.
Speaker 1 (23:28):
We'll go ahead right in the world.
Speaker 6 (23:30):
Of sports, if you're waiting for Travis Kelce to pop
the question to Taylor Swift, it sounds like you may
be waiting a bit longer.
Speaker 3 (23:37):
Ah.
Speaker 6 (23:38):
A source Tell's Life and Style that among the hold
ups is that they haven't worked out a prenup yet.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
Oh she want prenups, you want.
Speaker 6 (23:47):
The insider says, there's just no way Taylor would walk
down the aisle without a prenup. They both want it
figured out before Travis gets down on one knee, man,
And now they're both more focused on the inspective.
Speaker 7 (24:00):
Brands.
Speaker 13 (24:02):
Why you want to worry about You got all the
money in the world. If you only have half of
all the money in the world, it's still okay.
Speaker 7 (24:10):
It might not be true love well, but she's got
a lot of irons in the fire. He's working on it.
He is too, And I don't know who this source is,
and it's Life and Style saying it.
Speaker 1 (24:21):
So he's probably getting closed to the end of his
NFL career. You know, they don't last too long.
Speaker 7 (24:26):
They turned thirty five this year.
Speaker 1 (24:28):
Oh yeah, man, time running out? Okay, cleat him up
for the home outside.
Speaker 7 (24:37):
I like though, how instead of career it out, it's
called brands about that?
Speaker 1 (24:41):
That's true?
Speaker 6 (24:41):
Maybe that's just in show business. We need to pay
our condolences to the family of Phil Donahue. He passed
away Talk show legend passed away at the age of
eighty eight. He blazed that trail for daytime talk show
hosts for almost three decades. His family told The Today
Show that he passed away last Sunday night after a
long illness, and he survived by his wife of forty
(25:02):
four years, actress Marlowe Thomas.
Speaker 5 (25:04):
Girl.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
I mean when I was a kid, that girl came on,
I thought it was batgirl. I was all excited, change in.
I watched it work a few weeks. Hey, you can't
talk about you like that.
Speaker 7 (25:22):
Oh I can see little John Boyd. He's so disappointed.
Speaker 6 (25:27):
Are you familiar with actress Gina Rowland's No, Are you
familiar with the movie The Notebook?
Speaker 1 (25:32):
I've heard, We've heard about it.
Speaker 7 (25:34):
We have heard about it, right, so you were forced
to watch it.
Speaker 6 (25:40):
So she's the So you know, the story is about
a husband and wife and the wife has Alzheimer's and
so they the husband visits her every day and they
go back in time, and that's you see flashbacks of
when it's Ryan Gosling and Amy McAdams or Rachel McAdams,
and anyway, she was the woman the older version. And ironically,
(26:03):
I don't know if it's ironically, but it's just the
way of this terrible disease. She passed away at the
age of ninety four from Alzheimer's.
Speaker 7 (26:10):
Oh man, she played it and.
Speaker 6 (26:13):
Then actually, wow, man, Beyonce, we got some we got
some awards coming up, and it's the People Choice Country
Awards and Beyonce is nominated seventeen times.
Speaker 7 (26:26):
Right come Country the Cowboy Carter album.
Speaker 6 (26:29):
So this is where everybody goes to People's Choice Awards
website and casts their votes. So you'll be able to
go in and see all the categories and everybody that
you can go and vote for. But the ceremony takes
place on September twenty sixth at the Opera House in Nashville,
and you will be able to see it live on
NBC and Peacock at eight o'clock.
Speaker 1 (26:51):
I could probably get your tickets if you want to gone.
Can I borrow your cowboy hat? Yeah? If you warn
and Brooks and Duns absolutely.
Speaker 7 (26:59):
Check out your And he's speaking of country music.
Speaker 6 (27:01):
Carrie Underwood, who won on American Idol and has had
a fabulous career in country music, will be the newcomer.
The new judge on American American Idol's.
Speaker 1 (27:14):
Going to be a judge. She won, Is that what
you were?
Speaker 6 (27:17):
Yeah, she won years ago, right back in the early
two thousands, and now she's coming back American idol U
is losing Katy Perry, she is stepping aside and no
longer wants to judge, and so Carrie is going to
go in her spots and they've started auditions.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
Who is Blake Shelton married to the wild fishing out hose?
Speaker 7 (27:36):
When Stefani And that's a different show.
Speaker 1 (27:39):
That's the show, okay.
Speaker 7 (27:41):
And then he stepped away from that show, and she's still.
Speaker 1 (27:43):
On the show, hugging up on Snoop Dogg goes, if
you saw it, I take your work for it. I
bet he saw the notebook too.
Speaker 7 (27:54):
Life and styles?
Speaker 1 (27:55):
What kind of figures?
Speaker 2 (27:56):
What kind of stuff does Snoop Dogg have on the
undertown the world right now? That's well, I believe he's
got the best dope.
Speaker 7 (28:05):
Well, I mean, I've never seen it.
Speaker 6 (28:07):
But the Olympics had so many ambassadors. There were so
many celebrities over there that had teams under their belt
that they were, uh, you know, pulling for flavor.
Speaker 7 (28:16):
Flav was with the water polo team, took them all
out to Las Vegas.
Speaker 6 (28:20):
Afterwards, It's like what he was cheering them on like
a coach and Colin Jows. I don't know if he
was out there with the horses. I don't know if
he was doing the equestrian stuff or what, but he
was out there. It's like, we need to freshen up arm.
Speaker 2 (28:35):
They had to get back from Paris. Now they're running
the Democratic Convention.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
I haven't heard I put on the show.
Speaker 7 (28:42):
Now you need to get on, Murray if find out
what I'm gonna tell you.
Speaker 13 (28:46):
If Snoop Dogg would run over to the convention, probably
to convince me.
Speaker 1 (28:54):
Okay, guys, I'll meet you at the.
Speaker 2 (29:01):
All right, fellas, all right, good, thanks for that report.
Well let's get us a winner. Let's play worthy word.
Maybe we go one eight hundred big show you told
free Line. We'll get a couple of contestants and play next.
Speaker 1 (29:39):
Good morning, big show on the radio. Out you're loveing?
Speaker 4 (29:46):
Now?
Speaker 1 (29:46):
What about knowing all here?
Speaker 2 (29:53):
Today's mature tracking the big show, big boxes and mayor
in disimal seepage. He's got his political convention coming on.
I don't know if his daughter introduced him like Biden's daughter.
Speaker 1 (30:03):
Good to him, dude, let it go. I can't.
Speaker 7 (30:08):
Everywhere.
Speaker 1 (30:08):
It's everywhere has.
Speaker 2 (30:10):
Some great lines, ill works shopping later. So the keyword
is convention, hitting mid box at the big show.
Speaker 5 (30:21):
Dot gone right. Now, let's play. I had everybody's head.
Speaker 1 (30:25):
I buy the bad don't worn anywhere.
Speaker 2 (30:27):
Then the word anywhere, and let's meet the contestants. We
got Tyler in Knoxville, Tennessee.
Speaker 1 (30:33):
Good morning, Tyler, Good morning.
Speaker 5 (30:35):
Now you guys are doing today? We're doing good man.
Speaker 2 (30:38):
Jackie told me what you're saying, so yeah, I can't
wait to play with Yeah, yeah, you know. Well, let's
meet who you playing against. Tater's team. She's gonna have
Lexi from Kingsport, Tennessee.
Speaker 1 (30:56):
Good morning, Lexi, Good morning. How you doing money?
Speaker 2 (31:00):
Doing good?
Speaker 5 (31:01):
All right?
Speaker 1 (31:02):
Tiler Knoxville and Kingsbord. Wow, this is something that was
why I was working in Knoxville. No, the idea.
Speaker 2 (31:07):
I drove a tractor trailer fast Freddy, my buddy, from
Knoxville to Kingsport.
Speaker 1 (31:12):
That's the first time ever. Oh man, I love did
you sing that song?
Speaker 3 (31:17):
Sing?
Speaker 5 (31:18):
Ever?
Speaker 4 (31:18):
So man? That was all right?
Speaker 8 (31:20):
We'll good.
Speaker 1 (31:20):
It's like it's meant to me.
Speaker 2 (31:21):
I love onen things like this heavne.
Speaker 1 (31:25):
You just have to look for him.
Speaker 5 (31:26):
You know.
Speaker 1 (31:26):
It's a lot there.
Speaker 2 (31:27):
Okay, all right, y'all, will let do it, Lexi, you relax,
me and Tyler we'll see what we can put on
the board for the first thirty seconds.
Speaker 1 (31:35):
You ready, Tyler? Hey, Lexi sorry, Yeah, you're gonna mess
me up.
Speaker 5 (31:43):
You get my hands.
Speaker 2 (31:45):
That's just the way I reset it. Okay, all right,
I'm not gonna talk about it. All right, here we go,
starting to clock now. Yeah, Graham, North Carolina, that's my home.
Speaker 6 (31:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (31:57):
Rhymes with it, A little dog not as dark as black?
The color yes, rhymes with it. A wedding, Yes, thank you?
Rhymes with it, turned that blank upside down?
Speaker 1 (32:11):
A smile, not a smile?
Speaker 4 (32:12):
What is it?
Speaker 5 (32:13):
Yes? Rhymes with it.
Speaker 1 (32:15):
Go to the circus.
Speaker 2 (32:16):
I'm afraid of these Yeah, rhymes with it. Don't jump
in the deep end you might drown.
Speaker 1 (32:22):
Rhymes with it. The blank of music?
Speaker 7 (32:26):
Got greedy?
Speaker 1 (32:29):
Did I say yell the sound of music?
Speaker 2 (32:33):
Tyler did a dog going? That might have cost me
at the buzzer? Yeah said what you say?
Speaker 5 (32:39):
Huh? Hey?
Speaker 1 (32:43):
Not bad sex on the board. Six on the board.
Speaker 2 (32:45):
Okay, Well, it looks like Taylor and Lexi ready to go,
say Taylor, are you ready Lexi?
Speaker 6 (32:52):
No?
Speaker 7 (32:53):
Okay, well too bad, we're still running.
Speaker 1 (32:57):
All right, there we go, start the clock now.
Speaker 7 (33:02):
Okay, I don't like to fly. I like to stay
on the blank. Yes, rhymes with it? A circle?
Speaker 5 (33:09):
Is this?
Speaker 1 (33:09):
It's what?
Speaker 2 (33:13):
No?
Speaker 5 (33:14):
It rhymes with it?
Speaker 1 (33:14):
Yes?
Speaker 7 (33:15):
Said rhymes with it? Sixteen ounces equals one? Yes, yes,
rhymes with it. Blank dog?
Speaker 6 (33:23):
You know them, but a blank dog running? Hey, okay,
we're not rhyming. You take pictures with this and the
old days. It's on your phone too, take pictures.
Speaker 2 (33:33):
Yes, alrighty well you put a five on the board.
Could Tylers lead to one?
Speaker 6 (33:39):
I'd like to just take a second to tell Lexi
that these are not like college words.
Speaker 1 (33:45):
We're working with it.
Speaker 7 (33:52):
Because when she's her he's like, camera, is it that easy? Really,
that's what we're doing. Yeah, okay, you're like, I'm sorry,
did you just say round?
Speaker 5 (34:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (34:04):
That basic?
Speaker 1 (34:05):
Honey, Yeah, that's the thing.
Speaker 5 (34:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (34:09):
All right, well here we go, Tyler. This is gonna
be even sweeter if we can beat these girls. Oh yeah,
one for the numb boys.
Speaker 1 (34:22):
Alright, Tyler, here we go, starting the clock now. The
baby sleeps in a.
Speaker 5 (34:29):
Yes, you bang on the yes, uh huh.
Speaker 2 (34:34):
Starting one of these in the place, throw a wood,
doing on the log on the fire, yes, uh huh.
Speaker 1 (34:41):
I like heavy blank bands, yes, uh huh. I like
my chicken like this over.
Speaker 2 (34:48):
A fire grilled.
Speaker 1 (34:50):
No, No, like you turn it? You turn it, you
turn it?
Speaker 4 (34:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (34:54):
Yeah, what's the simple word?
Speaker 6 (34:57):
No?
Speaker 1 (35:02):
All right, Well we eat down a four on the board.
That's a ten.
Speaker 2 (35:06):
So Lexi and Tator five will tie in force over time, six.
Speaker 1 (35:11):
Will win might be able to do it. Wait a minute,
Wait a minute, hold on what jack you should wait for?
Speaker 7 (35:17):
Metallica?
Speaker 1 (35:18):
Johnny said Metallica. I said one, No, no, no, what metal?
The word was metal? Did I say metallica? After he
said before, I'm sorry, we're gonna to go to the tate.
Speaker 14 (35:36):
Okay, okay, we'll let me do that later. Okay, yeah,
music there was okay, all right, Tyler. They taken one
away from us there, man.
Speaker 1 (35:49):
So it is nine to.
Speaker 2 (35:50):
Six now, so Lexi and Tator can tie since we
gave them one for Metallica.
Speaker 1 (35:57):
Three will tie, four will win? Okay?
Speaker 6 (36:00):
Ready go hey, peanuts when they're cooked, they say these
are blank peanuts. No like okay, chest nuts blanking on
an open fire. Yes, no, this this plant has spines.
Speaker 7 (36:17):
They're in the desert. They have little prickly things on it. Yes,
you have to have this to drive.
Speaker 5 (36:23):
Uh.
Speaker 7 (36:24):
State farm is one. Huh. Yes do you go here?
You do this every day that you get paid, You.
Speaker 1 (36:31):
Go to work, work for the wind.
Speaker 6 (36:36):
No, god.
Speaker 2 (36:40):
Ny, So for now, LEXI wins the game. It is
under protest. I think Tyler yelled out metal before I
said Madalla, Okay, so.
Speaker 7 (37:00):
There's an asterisk on this wind review.
Speaker 4 (37:04):
I mean we should both win.
Speaker 1 (37:07):
Yeah, No, I had to bow to you.
Speaker 7 (37:11):
Everybody gets a bronze medal.
Speaker 2 (37:15):
I don't want me and Tyler don't want to partition
pacer trophy A Lexi, you got the big old Fishing
Cycles prize pack. Congratulations on a wonderful game. Baby, appreciate
you playing.
Speaker 5 (37:29):
Tyler.
Speaker 2 (37:30):
You try again anytime and I'll work on my yell
uh huhs. You keep listening to know how I'm doing.
Speaker 7 (37:37):
Good kids, Good.
Speaker 1 (37:40):
Morning, got the beaks you on the radio?
Speaker 2 (37:42):
Oh rus, get to the bit request today we just
met Preston Brock from Conestis Connasty. How do I figure
out how to say that South Carolina played Outburn. Yeah,
he was our first contestant, first staying this morning. He
(38:04):
said he wanted to request any mad Max for his
mom Sunshine. She loves him and ladies Preston young man
and he's available.
Speaker 1 (38:15):
Oh yes, he lets it know. He's eighteen years old.
Speaker 5 (38:18):
Right.
Speaker 1 (38:18):
He lived in Connasty, South Carolina, at the bottom of
the hill.
Speaker 7 (38:22):
Right, all right, he's legal and he's available, right.
Speaker 1 (38:28):
And he's got his request coming up next.
Speaker 2 (38:56):
Is I've been showing the radio, been request time my boy.
Speaker 1 (39:00):
Sitting down to little Hunger South Carolina Ego.
Speaker 5 (39:04):
Buddy John Boyn Billy Yo Man, Max, Hey, Max, how
you doing you think?
Speaker 1 (39:10):
Ma'am plumb pictulate guess In fact.
Speaker 5 (39:13):
I don't even want to talk about it just makes
me some mask.
Speaker 1 (39:16):
Well, if you don't what to talk about it, Max,
we don't want to.
Speaker 5 (39:18):
Dig it on track out of me?
Speaker 1 (39:19):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (39:20):
What is wrong with these good looking female celebrities that
marry these ugly men? I was in the grocery store
other they want them tabloids and to check out how
to picture of Julia Roberts out on the town with
her new husband, young Abraham Lincoln there, Well, I love it.
He's pretty durn talented, but he's.
Speaker 4 (39:38):
A raw boss for gun.
Speaker 2 (39:40):
Oh, let's me mad. Famous women always doing that. You
know who's the worse about it? These supermodels. Now they're
the best looking women in the world, and they always
hook up with the scariest looking men.
Speaker 5 (39:54):
Let it Christy Brinkley could have married any man on earth.
Who she picked? Billy Joel Billy Joe boy looks like
he fell out the ugly tree.
Speaker 4 (40:02):
And hit every lamb coming down.
Speaker 5 (40:04):
He's ugly.
Speaker 2 (40:05):
He grew a beard, so and cover up the bottom
half of his face. No offense, John boy, I'm not
taking And how about old Pauline a porkazoid or whatever
her name is.
Speaker 4 (40:15):
She picked a party in that fella.
Speaker 5 (40:17):
Used to sing for the cars, you know Ichabod Crane? Whoa.
Speaker 4 (40:22):
I don't know if I could.
Speaker 2 (40:22):
Sleep with something and look like that laying next to me,
I say, honeywoo, can't use a ceiling fan.
Speaker 5 (40:28):
The breeze might lift my ears.
Speaker 4 (40:29):
Something might be levitating over the bay.
Speaker 5 (40:32):
Oh, he's ugly, Jerry Hall and Met Jagger. Throw that
boy in a pond.
Speaker 2 (40:37):
You could skim ugly for two weeks like the most
but ugly human being I received at least I think
he's one of them.
Speaker 5 (40:44):
Fella you sed date David, boy he marries a good
looking one. Makes me mad.
Speaker 2 (40:51):
These women ain't doing it for the money. That's one
thing you could see at something pull down two three
million dollars a year on bar sale.
Speaker 5 (40:58):
So it ain't the money. And it's your right there,
dashing good looks. What's the deal? All right? This captain all?
Speaker 2 (41:04):
My wife showed me a People magazine the other day.
You know Claudia shiffer and blondeheaded girl from the guests
Jean's ads.
Speaker 5 (41:12):
We know who she's going out with.
Speaker 2 (41:14):
David Copperfield had poofy headed Robbie bitch and looking magician.
Speaker 5 (41:19):
Congratulations, David, you just pulled off the greatest illusion of
your career. Make Spanish in an airplane look like a bugger,
don't it? Hey, Dave, forget making the statue or liberty disappear.
Speaker 2 (41:31):
Go out on stage, drag Claudia out there, point over
at her and say, tadda, Well that's a best trick.
Hi scene, Oh man, you supermodels quit marinise a little scary.
Speaker 5 (41:44):
Looking men, smile with the camera. Keep you all hugging
at boyfriend's off.
Speaker 4 (41:47):
Take me quit running my life.
Speaker 5 (41:50):
John Moo Millie, y'all have a nice stuff. Good morning.
Speaker 1 (42:18):
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Speaker 2 (42:19):
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Speaker 4 (42:42):
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Speaker 5 (42:49):
Huh No, the whole.
Speaker 4 (42:50):
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Thank you for asking, John Boy. As you know, there's
always something exciting happening in Dismal Seepage. Well, it's political
season in America. And while Cleveland and Philadelphia were ground
zero for the major parties, we've landed the other convention.
Speaker 1 (43:17):
The Libertarians.
Speaker 4 (43:18):
Oh no, we couldn't handle a group that big. Where
would we put one hundred people. Like I said, this
is the other convention.
Speaker 1 (43:27):
I don't think I understand what is the other convention?
Speaker 4 (43:31):
Well, exactly what it says. The others. These are the
shirt tail political parties that not many people have heard of,
belong to, or care about. On their own, they probably
wouldn't fill a big table over at Wally's Awful Waffle.
But put them all together, and you've got the biggest
collection of misfits, ding bats and the disenfranchise since the
last meeting of the Tom Brady fan Club. And they're
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all headed to dismal seepage. Lucky us.
Speaker 1 (43:58):
How far down the pie parties go?
Speaker 4 (44:01):
All right? You know who Vermin Supreme is, the guy
with a boot on his head. That's him.
Speaker 1 (44:06):
Wow?
Speaker 5 (44:06):
Is he going to be there?
Speaker 4 (44:08):
Nope, he's too big. That's how far down the political
food chain we're talking here.
Speaker 1 (44:12):
Wow, Well, who's going to be in attendance?
Speaker 4 (44:15):
Oh? Brother, I was hoping you wouldn't ask. Let me see,
I think I have the list here I left. I
think I left the list in the Sears catalog in
the bathroom. Nope, Nope, here it is. Let's see. Uh ah,
the Stag Party will be there.
Speaker 1 (44:28):
The Stag Party.
Speaker 4 (44:30):
That's not what you think this stands for? Stop talking
about government?
Speaker 1 (44:34):
Well, we're all for that. What's their platform?
Speaker 4 (44:37):
I'm not sure. I just know they drink a lot
and watch dirty movies.
Speaker 1 (44:40):
Huh, sound like regular politicians.
Speaker 4 (44:42):
Ten four. Then we have the Surprise Party.
Speaker 1 (44:46):
The Surprise Party, so what's their story?
Speaker 4 (44:48):
And again I'm not sure, but apparently they show up
naked naked surprise, let's see. Also making the scene is
the Pity Party.
Speaker 1 (45:00):
The Pity Party, I can't even imagine.
Speaker 4 (45:02):
Yeah, they apparently they sit around feeling sorry for each
other's past political losses.
Speaker 5 (45:07):
Huh.
Speaker 4 (45:08):
How about that? What headed up by Mitt Romney that
makes this? Then there's the Toga Party. They're sharing a
suite with the Stag Party, so that should keep the
Dismal Police Force jumping.
Speaker 1 (45:21):
That's the old dismal Sea Bitch police Force.
Speaker 4 (45:24):
Yep, both of them. Anybody else The Tupperware Party, Oh no,
that's an invitation for my wife.
Speaker 1 (45:32):
Ah. So are there going to be any festivities?
Speaker 4 (45:36):
Uhh? You know, John Boy, no political convention would be
complete without some sort of celebratory shindig. This year, we're
taking over Burpie's bottoms up booze barn with entertainment provided
by the groucho Marxist.
Speaker 1 (45:51):
The groucho Marxist, nicey.
Speaker 4 (45:54):
Normally your garden variety Marxists are a gloomy, depressing bunch.
They dress in gray and they never smoke. The groucho Marxist,
on the other hand, are doing shtick about the proletariat,
knock knock, jokes about the means of production. They even
have a bunch of your mother Russia is so fat
jokes and a seemingly endless supply of vodka. So it
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should be a hootski.
Speaker 1 (46:21):
I have to let us know how it goes and
how well listen.
Speaker 4 (46:24):
I have to go lots of big plans to finalize
for this weekend's other convention.
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So what order plans?
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with our man Doug Rice. On track with Doug Rice,
All Things NASCAR. Good morning, mister Rice.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
Don boy all's pleasure. Hope things are well in your universe.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Everybody's doing good here, buddy, And a nice little deal
we saw on you in the local NBC affiliate about
your victory lap here your last year before.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
Queen City News did a nice little feature on my
career the other day.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
Was really appreciative of that.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
And I've had a couple of those this year and
they maybe look like I did something.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Yeah, buddy, All right, man, Well, let's talk about Michigan
Tyler Reddick. You're talking about him, him running up front
and he got his second win, tecond.
Speaker 4 (01:06):
Win of the year.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
Of course, that is for Denny Hamlin and Michael Jordan's
race team, and he was strong all day long. Wasn't
the surprise that he won there? Toyota really got cranking
and ran off and left the field there at the end,
although you know they made a run at him, William
Byron made a run at.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Him there close.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
But I felt like Reddick was in charge and easily
deserved that win. And what else that does for Tyler
Reddick Johnny, And this is the important part, is that
puts him at the top of the regular season point
standings by ten points over Chase Elliott and whoever wins
that that regular season title, and there's two more races
(01:48):
to go. There's Darlington and Daytona. Gets fifteen playoff points,
and that is huge when you get into the playoffs.
That gives you some cushion that almost allows you to
have a bad race in the playoffs and still advance.
So right now he's got ten points up on Chase
Elliott with that regular season title, and I really think
(02:09):
that's the biggest thing that came from that win.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Okay, So look at it on the other end, down
toward the bottom, the cutoff line for the playoffs, Doug.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
Cutoff line is tight, but it doesn't involve a lot
of players, and I think that makes it really interesting.
Chris Busher is in fifteenth. They take sixteen. The top
sixteen teams according to their playoff points, get to go
to the playoffs. Chris Busher is fifteenth right now above
the cut line, sixteen points above the cut line, but
(02:39):
he's in fifteenth place. Ross Chastain is one point. That's
one position on the racetrack above the cut line. Bubba
Wallace is one below the cut line.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
So a good.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
Finish for either one of those three drivers at Daytona
this weekend really helps them a lot, get them close
to secure ring the spot. A bad finish which can
happen at Daytona in a blink, you get caught in
one of those big recks and finished back in the
thirties and then you find yourself in a really desperate
spot when we get down to Darlington. So those are
the positions I'm looking at. Kyle Busch is too far
(03:14):
out to make it in on points, he would have
to win one of the next two races. And I
think Ty Gibbs has enough of a cushion. I think
he's at like thirty six to the good in the
fourteenth spot.
Speaker 4 (03:26):
He should be able to get in.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
But it's really three players fighting for those last transfer
spots in Chris Busher, Bubba Wallace and Ross Chess team.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
You are the man explaining that down So what about
Saturn head ache? Now, somebody wins as not gonna make
the playoffs, you know one of those wild card Will
that affect somebody else down the low?
Speaker 1 (03:49):
Oh yeah, that kicks somebody else out.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
I mean Kyle Busch goes down there and has a
good day and he wins, then he's in the playoffs.
Or Austin Dillon who won it Richmond, but it didn't
count because of how he won. They took his credit
away for that. That could throw everything into a tizzy.
So we'll see how And there's a good chance that
a non playoff team can win at Daytona. We have
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a lot of one time winners down there.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
That's it, all right. And the race will be Saturday
night on NBC. And you won't give us a head
up about that. We're gonna hear a different voice.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
Well, I think people get used to hearing particular voices
when they tune into television and or the radio, and
this Saturday night when you watch Daytona and it is
a Saturday night race.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
The usual voice you heard was Rick Allen.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
Rick Allen will be doing the NASCAR Exfinity Series for
the rest of the year, either on the USA Network
or I think for the last ten races in the
Infinity Series they switched that over to the CW. He
will be the main voice there. Lee Diffey an Australian
American announcer, and I think a lot of race fans
are probably already familiar with Lee. One was on the
(05:00):
Olympics just a couple of weeks ago. He did all
the track and field events. He's a very accomplished announcer.
He has been the main play by playboys for years
on NBC for the Indy Car Series, and he's done
f one. He's also done NASCAR and he's very familiar
with it. So but it's going to be a I think.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
A little bit of a shock for folks. They tune
in and they hear this.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
Guy with this very assy accent talking about stock cars
at Daytona.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
Get ready for that. Lee will do a great job.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
Rickle do a marvelous job with the Infinity stuff. But
that's going to be a little bit of a listener's
shock this Saturday night when they hear Lee for the
first time on the Cup series.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
I know, try and put up somebody accent, boy, try
and turn leting go.
Speaker 4 (05:43):
What I like.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
People in the South don't have their own accent.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
All right, Doug, thank you so much, buddy. You have
a great weekend. We'll catch up next week.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
All right, guys, always enjoy it, take care.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Thank you so much. Following Doug on Twitter, rise man
sixty one. Why he can? I don't know. He might
go wild when it does.
Speaker 5 (05:59):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Alright, then let's play Beat the Blonde one eight hundred.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Big Show you told for you lot? Sorry, gone it.
We'll get a contestant and play next.
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Good morning, that's a big show on the radio.
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Speaker 1 (06:53):
Bet right out. Let's play Beat the Blonde.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
Beat our contestant out of hunts Bell allobym all we.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
Got marked Hello Mark.
Speaker 6 (07:07):
Eh hello hello hello hello Hello.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
Alright, mam, Well money we go, ask taters questions. You
agree or disagree, two bells for two buzzers, you win
a big old mount out of pickles prize pack.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
That's our goal, all right, buddy, don goin.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
Huh all right, well, le's let's go here we go,
all right, baby teeth do not have something that most
adult teeth have.
Speaker 7 (07:44):
What would that be? Red wine and tobacco states.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
Have something? No, they wouldn't.
Speaker 7 (07:52):
They don't have roots.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
They don't have roots, got no roots, no roots? Mark,
agree or disagree about them, baby tea.
Speaker 5 (08:01):
I agree, and that was the thing to do.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
Yeah, that's why they fall out. You figured that out,
didn't you. All right, well, let's uh, let's stay with
the children. Stay with the children.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
They are our future, tay according to your mark. According
to child behavior specialist, when the most children begin to
ask questions about sex, I would say.
Speaker 7 (08:28):
That's about eight thirty pm.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
Oh yeah, anything right, I don't think we're talk about
any time of day.
Speaker 7 (08:36):
Oh not that how okay, So so they're probably there.
They're about they're about five years old.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
About five five years old, what's she going with? Mark?
Agree or disagree?
Speaker 4 (08:50):
That with?
Speaker 6 (08:51):
Uh?
Speaker 8 (08:52):
I agree?
Speaker 1 (08:53):
And you miss it? About two?
Speaker 2 (08:56):
These especially say age three, I didn't know I had
a bow bow with three?
Speaker 5 (09:04):
Maybe you.
Speaker 9 (09:07):
All okay?
Speaker 3 (09:08):
Get it from what doubt you?
Speaker 6 (09:09):
Fine?
Speaker 1 (09:13):
Gosh, here we go one to win or lose right here?
So Tayter, let's go to child psychologists.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
According to child psychologists, what should you do if your
toddler is refusing to eat unless you take him to
the playground?
Speaker 6 (09:36):
Well, you take him to the playground and then when
nobody's looking, you switching for a kid that isn't such
a pain in that BoNT.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
I think they discourage.
Speaker 6 (09:49):
Godless kidless adult. I don't know, I say, they say,
just ignore him until he gets hungry.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
Ignore him, ignore him. He wants to go to playground,
he eats? All right, Mark?
Speaker 1 (10:03):
Do you agree or disagree?
Speaker 4 (10:06):
I disagree?
Speaker 5 (10:11):
Now?
Speaker 1 (10:12):
Yeah, you ignore him?
Speaker 7 (10:14):
Did you think it was?
Speaker 4 (10:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (10:17):
What would you do?
Speaker 5 (10:17):
Mark?
Speaker 2 (10:18):
Run him out to the playground and swim back. Dictator's
first answer.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
No, I was probably give something like no, you ignore him.
Speaker 6 (10:29):
Now.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
If that happens, he's learning to manipulate you.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
When he sees you won't get in, he will eat,
you know, unless you know what could be fun like
put a maloney sandwich on one of them spinning things
at the playground.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
What guy spinners are you talking about.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
We'll get back to you, Mark, but we will give
you a nice consolation prize for playing.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
With us this morning.
Speaker 5 (10:52):
Buddy.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
We appreciate you. Only hour top of you on you
what's about twenty minutes away?
Speaker 2 (11:04):
Mister Rubard lighting a load bread. Good morning, that's a
(11:44):
big show on the radio. It was this day in
August twenty second, nineteen fifty six. Elvis Presley became an
actor and worked on his first film, and Say. It
was released as Love Me Tender, the one Elvis movie
that didn't make it because thal and our big show mine.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
And it is our favorite. Check it out.
Speaker 7 (12:04):
What are you going to do with me?
Speaker 10 (12:05):
Green Goggless, I'm already doing it. You're bait, Miss Watson.
I'm using you to track Spider Man in a web
of my own. Then I'll destroy you both with my
evaporator ray here.
Speaker 7 (12:23):
It'll never work. Spider Man will save me.
Speaker 8 (12:25):
And for the life of me, I don't know why.
Speaker 7 (12:29):
What the hell is that supposed to me?
Speaker 8 (12:31):
Well, let's face it, he could secondly do better than you.
He's a superhero, for peat's sake.
Speaker 10 (12:37):
Why is he all googly eyed over a but ugly
little tramp like you? Those little big bean teeth.
Speaker 7 (12:46):
I've got personality as.
Speaker 8 (12:47):
But apparently not a mirror. I've seen better heads on
a boil.
Speaker 5 (12:55):
Hey, hey, hey, you can't.
Speaker 11 (12:58):
Talk out a way about my fiancee, Spider Man.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
How's it going?
Speaker 5 (13:02):
Man?
Speaker 8 (13:03):
And she certainly looks like one.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
Oh that's not cool?
Speaker 5 (13:06):
Man.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
She might not be the prettiest thing.
Speaker 7 (13:09):
Hey, I'm standing right here.
Speaker 10 (13:11):
She's got personality, I know, I know. If it's any consolation,
you won't have to look at her much longer. Prepared
to die.
Speaker 11 (13:24):
All the evaporator Ray, you're a real buzzkiller, Green Goblin?
Speaker 1 (13:28):
Man, what's wrong?
Speaker 5 (13:30):
Webhead?
Speaker 8 (13:30):
Didn't you a spider sense his tingle?
Speaker 1 (13:34):
Just luld? My butt fell asleep again?
Speaker 8 (13:35):
Man, you say your last man?
Speaker 5 (13:38):
Man?
Speaker 8 (13:39):
Prepared to meet your doom o.
Speaker 11 (13:41):
There's just two things you need to know about me,
Green Goblin. Number one, I'm your friendly neighborhood spider Man.
And number two, old steal You made me use my
stuff on you? Man, how about a little spider food.
Speaker 8 (14:00):
I can't feel my Goblin McNuggets. I am a Coop
de Grace activate super spider pood powers. I can't breathe.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
I call it taking care of business man.
Speaker 11 (14:16):
Oh spider Man, wait ante, I'm feeling something.
Speaker 7 (14:26):
You're not gonna cut the cheese again?
Speaker 5 (14:27):
Are you?
Speaker 1 (14:29):
I feel a song coming on? Baby. Let me be
a little spider man. I can't spind a bigger a weapon,
just like a spider cat. Spider Man. Hello, to be
(14:51):
a beetle because beetles.
Speaker 5 (14:53):
Got that shell.
Speaker 11 (14:55):
Oh be steak bugge because steak bugs really?
Speaker 1 (14:59):
Really, you're an it smell o.
Speaker 12 (15:03):
What do you be?
Speaker 1 (15:05):
You're a spider man. I can't cloud slap up and walk.
She wins out of my hand.
Speaker 6 (15:13):
Let me be.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
Spider Man.
Speaker 8 (15:19):
Oh spider Man, Oh baby man, that was a.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
Good morning. Make show's on the radio. Look at him
all excited this time of mister rubarb.
Speaker 9 (15:56):
Okay, beat boy, crapp it the take it, whack it,
hit it something hit. I should go here to tell
you to start my music. Now, don't hizzle me mizzle
or don't off thenzzle? What's anistle?
Speaker 1 (16:13):
I don't know. It's a nice sounding little word. Yeah,
say it with me?
Speaker 9 (16:21):
Now, should you chisel your nizzle, don't chisel, don't chizzle? Okay,
all right, what is the shizzle? All I know is
I've been listening to Lipless on this show.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
It sounds like it.
Speaker 8 (16:36):
I said, well, I can't be that bad.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
Whipless.
Speaker 13 (16:40):
He's a beat.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
You say that funny?
Speaker 9 (16:44):
Here I am with some funny stuff that I know
the punchlines too, and y'all don't.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
We'll be the judge of that.
Speaker 9 (16:49):
Let's see, what do you get if you cross a
hershey bar, a cow and an a rab.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
We don't know.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
I told you you get a chocolate milk cheek. You
should have stopped with.
Speaker 9 (17:07):
Told Jo, what do you call artificial spaghetti o? No,
don't know, imposta before I said, I almost forgot. That
would have been embarrassing.
Speaker 5 (17:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (17:24):
Why are Venetian blinds the greatest invention in the history
of mankind?
Speaker 1 (17:28):
Why?
Speaker 9 (17:28):
Why if it wasn't for Venetian blinds, it would ben
curtains for us?
Speaker 1 (17:32):
All conceptual humor? Yes, yeah, you are correct.
Speaker 9 (17:41):
What do you call a Native American on a mopad
who has twice survived a cerebril humorage?
Speaker 7 (17:48):
What?
Speaker 4 (17:49):
Well?
Speaker 7 (17:49):
First of all, that's back up.
Speaker 9 (17:50):
What is that it sounds like something to do inside
the body where things are close together.
Speaker 5 (17:54):
Yeah, what is.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
Hemorrhage or something like that? That's what I mean. What
a two stroke engine.
Speaker 4 (18:03):
Fed?
Speaker 9 (18:03):
That's it easy, John boy, I know you had got
some Indian looks like you've got some on you. Now
we get the story times the rima two bowl weavils
grew up in Alabama weavels. One moved to Hollywood and
(18:24):
became a famous actor. The other stayed in the cotton
field and never a manned to anything. He became known
as the Lesser of two Weavils. And here's the good story, Okay.
A Russian scientist and a Czechish Lavlockian scientist.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
It's uny already, you know the checks.
Speaker 9 (18:47):
They had spent their whole life studying the majestic grizzly bear.
Each year they petitioned their respective governments to allow them
to go to Yellowstone.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
To study these golderous.
Speaker 9 (18:58):
To go Yellowstone, you know, or yellow where Yogi bearn
BB lived.
Speaker 1 (19:02):
That's jelly stuff.
Speaker 9 (19:05):
Finally their request was granted, and they immediately flew to
New York and then west to Yellowsteam. They reported to
the local ranger station and were told it was grizzly
mating season. It was much too dangerous to go out
and study the animals. They pleaded, please, please, they said
in their languages. Finally the ranger relented. The Russian and
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the check were given cell phones and told to report
in each and every day for several days. They called
them nothing, not a sound, not a peep at people
on the cell phone.
Speaker 1 (19:40):
Because I thought the bears did that well.
Speaker 9 (19:43):
The rangers mounted a search party. They had to find them.
They found their camp completely ravaged, but no sign of
the scientists. Scientists, the scientists keep up. They then followed
the trail of a mail in fee bear. They found
the female. Decided they must kill the animal to find
(20:03):
out if she had eaten the scientists. Because they feared
an international incident, they killed the female and cut open
the bear's stomach, only to find the remains of the Russian.
One ranger turned to the other and said, you know
what this means, don't you. Of course, the other ranger nodded,
the check is.
Speaker 1 (20:23):
In the mail.
Speaker 5 (20:27):
Thank you. I'm here all day.
Speaker 1 (20:29):
You won't know I'm leaving.
Speaker 8 (20:32):
I see you losers late.
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It's a big show on the radio. I can't be
read this all right, sir, I'll read it.
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So when he's laid, it's my fault.
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What a five bucks?
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Yeah?
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All right, Well when it hits to my princess dying
a beanie baby money, what was that like eighteen thousand,
I'm still waiting on sure.
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Speaker 7 (23:24):
This week, I feel like doing a sports reports.
Speaker 1 (23:28):
We'll go ahead right in the world.
Speaker 6 (23:30):
Of sports, if you're waiting for Travis Kelce to pop
the question to Taylor Swift, it sounds like you may
be waiting a bit longer.
Speaker 3 (23:37):
Ah.
Speaker 6 (23:38):
A source Tell's Life and Style that among the hold
ups is that they haven't worked out a prenup yet.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
Oh she want prenups, you want.
Speaker 6 (23:47):
The insider says, there's just no way Taylor would walk
down the aisle without a prenup. They both want it
figured out before Travis gets down on one knee, man,
And now they're both more focused on the inspective.
Speaker 7 (24:00):
Brands.
Speaker 13 (24:02):
Why you want to worry about You got all the
money in the world. If you only have half of
all the money in the world, it's still okay.
Speaker 7 (24:10):
It might not be true love well, but she's got
a lot of irons in the fire. He's working on it.
He is too, And I don't know who this source is,
and it's Life and Style saying it.
Speaker 1 (24:21):
So he's probably getting closed to the end of his
NFL career. You know, they don't last too long.
Speaker 7 (24:26):
They turned thirty five this year.
Speaker 1 (24:28):
Oh yeah, man, time running out? Okay, cleat him up
for the home outside.
Speaker 7 (24:37):
I like though, how instead of career it out, it's
called brands about that?
Speaker 1 (24:41):
That's true?
Speaker 6 (24:41):
Maybe that's just in show business. We need to pay
our condolences to the family of Phil Donahue. He passed
away Talk show legend passed away at the age of
eighty eight. He blazed that trail for daytime talk show
hosts for almost three decades. His family told The Today
Show that he passed away last Sunday night after a
long illness, and he survived by his wife of forty
(25:02):
four years, actress Marlowe Thomas.
Speaker 5 (25:04):
Girl.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
I mean when I was a kid, that girl came on,
I thought it was batgirl. I was all excited, change in.
I watched it work a few weeks. Hey, you can't
talk about you like that.
Speaker 7 (25:22):
Oh I can see little John Boyd. He's so disappointed.
Speaker 6 (25:27):
Are you familiar with actress Gina Rowland's No, Are you
familiar with the movie The Notebook?
Speaker 1 (25:32):
I've heard, We've heard about it.
Speaker 7 (25:34):
We have heard about it, right, so you were forced
to watch it.
Speaker 6 (25:40):
So she's the So you know, the story is about
a husband and wife and the wife has Alzheimer's and
so they the husband visits her every day and they
go back in time, and that's you see flashbacks of
when it's Ryan Gosling and Amy McAdams or Rachel McAdams,
and anyway, she was the woman the older version. And ironically,
(26:03):
I don't know if it's ironically, but it's just the
way of this terrible disease. She passed away at the
age of ninety four from Alzheimer's.
Speaker 7 (26:10):
Oh man, she played it and.
Speaker 6 (26:13):
Then actually, wow, man, Beyonce, we got some we got
some awards coming up, and it's the People Choice Country
Awards and Beyonce is nominated seventeen times.
Speaker 7 (26:26):
Right come Country the Cowboy Carter album.
Speaker 6 (26:29):
So this is where everybody goes to People's Choice Awards
website and casts their votes. So you'll be able to
go in and see all the categories and everybody that
you can go and vote for. But the ceremony takes
place on September twenty sixth at the Opera House in Nashville,
and you will be able to see it live on
NBC and Peacock at eight o'clock.
Speaker 1 (26:51):
I could probably get your tickets if you want to gone.
Can I borrow your cowboy hat? Yeah? If you warn
and Brooks and Duns absolutely.
Speaker 7 (26:59):
Check out your And he's speaking of country music.
Speaker 6 (27:01):
Carrie Underwood, who won on American Idol and has had
a fabulous career in country music, will be the newcomer.
The new judge on American American Idol's.
Speaker 1 (27:14):
Going to be a judge. She won, Is that what
you were?
Speaker 6 (27:17):
Yeah, she won years ago, right back in the early
two thousands, and now she's coming back American idol U
is losing Katy Perry, she is stepping aside and no
longer wants to judge, and so Carrie is going to
go in her spots and they've started auditions.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
Who is Blake Shelton married to the wild fishing out hose?
Speaker 7 (27:36):
When Stefani And that's a different show.
Speaker 1 (27:39):
That's the show, okay.
Speaker 7 (27:41):
And then he stepped away from that show, and she's still.
Speaker 1 (27:43):
On the show, hugging up on Snoop Dogg goes, if
you saw it, I take your work for it. I
bet he saw the notebook too.
Speaker 7 (27:54):
Life and styles?
Speaker 1 (27:55):
What kind of figures?
Speaker 2 (27:56):
What kind of stuff does Snoop Dogg have on the
undertown the world right now? That's well, I believe he's
got the best dope.
Speaker 7 (28:05):
Well, I mean, I've never seen it.
Speaker 6 (28:07):
But the Olympics had so many ambassadors. There were so
many celebrities over there that had teams under their belt
that they were, uh, you know, pulling for flavor.
Speaker 7 (28:16):
Flav was with the water polo team, took them all
out to Las Vegas.
Speaker 6 (28:20):
Afterwards, It's like what he was cheering them on like
a coach and Colin Jows. I don't know if he
was out there with the horses. I don't know if
he was doing the equestrian stuff or what, but he
was out there. It's like, we need to freshen up arm.
Speaker 2 (28:35):
They had to get back from Paris. Now they're running
the Democratic Convention.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
I haven't heard I put on the show.
Speaker 7 (28:42):
Now you need to get on, Murray if find out
what I'm gonna tell you.
Speaker 13 (28:46):
If Snoop Dogg would run over to the convention, probably
to convince me.
Speaker 1 (28:54):
Okay, guys, I'll meet you at the.
Speaker 2 (29:01):
All right, fellas, all right, good, thanks for that report.
Well let's get us a winner. Let's play worthy word.
Maybe we go one eight hundred big show you told
free Line. We'll get a couple of contestants and play next.
Speaker 1 (29:39):
Good morning, big show on the radio. Out you're loveing?
Speaker 4 (29:46):
Now?
Speaker 1 (29:46):
What about knowing all here?
Speaker 2 (29:53):
Today's mature tracking the big show, big boxes and mayor
in disimal seepage. He's got his political convention coming on.
I don't know if his daughter introduced him like Biden's daughter.
Speaker 1 (30:03):
Good to him, dude, let it go. I can't.
Speaker 7 (30:08):
Everywhere.
Speaker 1 (30:08):
It's everywhere has.
Speaker 2 (30:10):
Some great lines, ill works shopping later. So the keyword
is convention, hitting mid box at the big show.
Speaker 5 (30:21):
Dot gone right. Now, let's play. I had everybody's head.
Speaker 1 (30:25):
I buy the bad don't worn anywhere.
Speaker 2 (30:27):
Then the word anywhere, and let's meet the contestants. We
got Tyler in Knoxville, Tennessee.
Speaker 1 (30:33):
Good morning, Tyler, Good morning.
Speaker 5 (30:35):
Now you guys are doing today? We're doing good man.
Speaker 2 (30:38):
Jackie told me what you're saying, so yeah, I can't
wait to play with Yeah, yeah, you know. Well, let's
meet who you playing against. Tater's team. She's gonna have
Lexi from Kingsport, Tennessee.
Speaker 1 (30:56):
Good morning, Lexi, Good morning. How you doing money?
Speaker 2 (31:00):
Doing good?
Speaker 5 (31:01):
All right?
Speaker 1 (31:02):
Tiler Knoxville and Kingsbord. Wow, this is something that was
why I was working in Knoxville. No, the idea.
Speaker 2 (31:07):
I drove a tractor trailer fast Freddy, my buddy, from
Knoxville to Kingsport.
Speaker 1 (31:12):
That's the first time ever. Oh man, I love did
you sing that song?
Speaker 3 (31:17):
Sing?
Speaker 5 (31:18):
Ever?
Speaker 4 (31:18):
So man? That was all right?
Speaker 8 (31:20):
We'll good.
Speaker 1 (31:20):
It's like it's meant to me.
Speaker 2 (31:21):
I love onen things like this heavne.
Speaker 1 (31:25):
You just have to look for him.
Speaker 5 (31:26):
You know.
Speaker 1 (31:26):
It's a lot there.
Speaker 2 (31:27):
Okay, all right, y'all, will let do it, Lexi, you relax,
me and Tyler we'll see what we can put on
the board for the first thirty seconds.
Speaker 1 (31:35):
You ready, Tyler? Hey, Lexi sorry, Yeah, you're gonna mess
me up.
Speaker 5 (31:43):
You get my hands.
Speaker 2 (31:45):
That's just the way I reset it. Okay, all right,
I'm not gonna talk about it. All right, here we go,
starting to clock now. Yeah, Graham, North Carolina, that's my home.
Speaker 6 (31:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (31:57):
Rhymes with it, A little dog not as dark as black?
The color yes, rhymes with it. A wedding, Yes, thank you?
Rhymes with it, turned that blank upside down?
Speaker 1 (32:11):
A smile, not a smile?
Speaker 4 (32:12):
What is it?
Speaker 5 (32:13):
Yes? Rhymes with it.
Speaker 1 (32:15):
Go to the circus.
Speaker 2 (32:16):
I'm afraid of these Yeah, rhymes with it. Don't jump
in the deep end you might drown.
Speaker 1 (32:22):
Rhymes with it. The blank of music?
Speaker 7 (32:26):
Got greedy?
Speaker 1 (32:29):
Did I say yell the sound of music?
Speaker 2 (32:33):
Tyler did a dog going? That might have cost me
at the buzzer? Yeah said what you say?
Speaker 5 (32:39):
Huh? Hey?
Speaker 1 (32:43):
Not bad sex on the board. Six on the board.
Speaker 2 (32:45):
Okay, Well, it looks like Taylor and Lexi ready to go,
say Taylor, are you ready Lexi?
Speaker 6 (32:52):
No?
Speaker 7 (32:53):
Okay, well too bad, we're still running.
Speaker 1 (32:57):
All right, there we go, start the clock now.
Speaker 7 (33:02):
Okay, I don't like to fly. I like to stay
on the blank. Yes, rhymes with it? A circle?
Speaker 5 (33:09):
Is this?
Speaker 1 (33:09):
It's what?
Speaker 2 (33:13):
No?
Speaker 5 (33:14):
It rhymes with it?
Speaker 1 (33:14):
Yes?
Speaker 7 (33:15):
Said rhymes with it? Sixteen ounces equals one? Yes, yes,
rhymes with it. Blank dog?
Speaker 6 (33:23):
You know them, but a blank dog running? Hey, okay,
we're not rhyming. You take pictures with this and the
old days. It's on your phone too, take pictures.
Speaker 2 (33:33):
Yes, alrighty well you put a five on the board.
Could Tylers lead to one?
Speaker 6 (33:39):
I'd like to just take a second to tell Lexi
that these are not like college words.
Speaker 1 (33:45):
We're working with it.
Speaker 7 (33:52):
Because when she's her he's like, camera, is it that easy? Really,
that's what we're doing. Yeah, okay, you're like, I'm sorry,
did you just say round?
Speaker 5 (34:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (34:04):
That basic?
Speaker 1 (34:05):
Honey, Yeah, that's the thing.
Speaker 5 (34:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (34:09):
All right, well here we go, Tyler. This is gonna
be even sweeter if we can beat these girls. Oh yeah,
one for the numb boys.
Speaker 1 (34:22):
Alright, Tyler, here we go, starting the clock now. The
baby sleeps in a.
Speaker 5 (34:29):
Yes, you bang on the yes, uh huh.
Speaker 2 (34:34):
Starting one of these in the place, throw a wood,
doing on the log on the fire, yes, uh huh.
Speaker 1 (34:41):
I like heavy blank bands, yes, uh huh. I like
my chicken like this over.
Speaker 2 (34:48):
A fire grilled.
Speaker 1 (34:50):
No, No, like you turn it? You turn it, you
turn it?
Speaker 4 (34:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (34:54):
Yeah, what's the simple word?
Speaker 6 (34:57):
No?
Speaker 1 (35:02):
All right, Well we eat down a four on the board.
That's a ten.
Speaker 2 (35:06):
So Lexi and Tator five will tie in force over time, six.
Speaker 1 (35:11):
Will win might be able to do it. Wait a minute,
Wait a minute, hold on what jack you should wait for?
Speaker 7 (35:17):
Metallica?
Speaker 1 (35:18):
Johnny said Metallica. I said one, No, no, no, what metal?
The word was metal? Did I say metallica? After he
said before, I'm sorry, we're gonna to go to the tate.
Speaker 14 (35:36):
Okay, okay, we'll let me do that later. Okay, yeah,
music there was okay, all right, Tyler. They taken one
away from us there, man.
Speaker 1 (35:49):
So it is nine to.
Speaker 2 (35:50):
Six now, so Lexi and Tator can tie since we
gave them one for Metallica.
Speaker 1 (35:57):
Three will tie, four will win? Okay?
Speaker 6 (36:00):
Ready go hey, peanuts when they're cooked, they say these
are blank peanuts. No like okay, chest nuts blanking on
an open fire. Yes, no, this this plant has spines.
Speaker 7 (36:17):
They're in the desert. They have little prickly things on it. Yes,
you have to have this to drive.
Speaker 5 (36:23):
Uh.
Speaker 7 (36:24):
State farm is one. Huh. Yes do you go here?
You do this every day that you get paid, You.
Speaker 1 (36:31):
Go to work, work for the wind.
Speaker 6 (36:36):
No, god.
Speaker 2 (36:40):
Ny, So for now, LEXI wins the game. It is
under protest. I think Tyler yelled out metal before I
said Madalla, Okay, so.
Speaker 7 (37:00):
There's an asterisk on this wind review.
Speaker 4 (37:04):
I mean we should both win.
Speaker 1 (37:07):
Yeah, No, I had to bow to you.
Speaker 7 (37:11):
Everybody gets a bronze medal.
Speaker 2 (37:15):
I don't want me and Tyler don't want to partition
pacer trophy A Lexi, you got the big old Fishing
Cycles prize pack. Congratulations on a wonderful game. Baby, appreciate
you playing.
Speaker 5 (37:29):
Tyler.
Speaker 2 (37:30):
You try again anytime and I'll work on my yell
uh huhs. You keep listening to know how I'm doing.
Speaker 7 (37:37):
Good kids, Good.
Speaker 1 (37:40):
Morning, got the beaks you on the radio?
Speaker 2 (37:42):
Oh rus, get to the bit request today we just
met Preston Brock from Conestis Connasty. How do I figure
out how to say that South Carolina played Outburn. Yeah,
he was our first contestant, first staying this morning. He
(38:04):
said he wanted to request any mad Max for his
mom Sunshine. She loves him and ladies Preston young man
and he's available.
Speaker 1 (38:15):
Oh yes, he lets it know. He's eighteen years old.
Speaker 5 (38:18):
Right.
Speaker 1 (38:18):
He lived in Connasty, South Carolina, at the bottom of
the hill.
Speaker 7 (38:22):
Right, all right, he's legal and he's available, right.
Speaker 1 (38:28):
And he's got his request coming up next.
Speaker 2 (38:56):
Is I've been showing the radio, been request time my boy.
Speaker 1 (39:00):
Sitting down to little Hunger South Carolina Ego.
Speaker 5 (39:04):
Buddy John Boyn Billy Yo Man, Max, Hey, Max, how
you doing you think?
Speaker 1 (39:10):
Ma'am plumb pictulate guess In fact.
Speaker 5 (39:13):
I don't even want to talk about it just makes
me some mask.
Speaker 1 (39:16):
Well, if you don't what to talk about it, Max,
we don't want to.
Speaker 5 (39:18):
Dig it on track out of me?
Speaker 1 (39:19):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (39:20):
What is wrong with these good looking female celebrities that
marry these ugly men? I was in the grocery store
other they want them tabloids and to check out how
to picture of Julia Roberts out on the town with
her new husband, young Abraham Lincoln there, Well, I love it.
He's pretty durn talented, but he's.
Speaker 4 (39:38):
A raw boss for gun.
Speaker 2 (39:40):
Oh, let's me mad. Famous women always doing that. You
know who's the worse about it? These supermodels. Now they're
the best looking women in the world, and they always
hook up with the scariest looking men.
Speaker 5 (39:54):
Let it Christy Brinkley could have married any man on earth.
Who she picked? Billy Joel Billy Joe boy looks like
he fell out the ugly tree.
Speaker 4 (40:02):
And hit every lamb coming down.
Speaker 5 (40:04):
He's ugly.
Speaker 2 (40:05):
He grew a beard, so and cover up the bottom
half of his face. No offense, John boy, I'm not
taking And how about old Pauline a porkazoid or whatever
her name is.
Speaker 4 (40:15):
She picked a party in that fella.
Speaker 5 (40:17):
Used to sing for the cars, you know Ichabod Crane? Whoa.
Speaker 4 (40:22):
I don't know if I could.
Speaker 2 (40:22):
Sleep with something and look like that laying next to me,
I say, honeywoo, can't use a ceiling fan.
Speaker 5 (40:28):
The breeze might lift my ears.
Speaker 4 (40:29):
Something might be levitating over the bay.
Speaker 5 (40:32):
Oh, he's ugly, Jerry Hall and Met Jagger. Throw that
boy in a pond.
Speaker 2 (40:37):
You could skim ugly for two weeks like the most
but ugly human being I received at least I think
he's one of them.
Speaker 5 (40:44):
Fella you sed date David, boy he marries a good
looking one. Makes me mad.
Speaker 2 (40:51):
These women ain't doing it for the money. That's one
thing you could see at something pull down two three
million dollars a year on bar sale.
Speaker 5 (40:58):
So it ain't the money. And it's your right there,
dashing good looks. What's the deal? All right? This captain all?
Speaker 2 (41:04):
My wife showed me a People magazine the other day.
You know Claudia shiffer and blondeheaded girl from the guests
Jean's ads.
Speaker 5 (41:12):
We know who she's going out with.
Speaker 2 (41:14):
David Copperfield had poofy headed Robbie bitch and looking magician.
Speaker 5 (41:19):
Congratulations, David, you just pulled off the greatest illusion of
your career. Make Spanish in an airplane look like a bugger,
don't it? Hey, Dave, forget making the statue or liberty disappear.
Speaker 2 (41:31):
Go out on stage, drag Claudia out there, point over
at her and say, tadda, Well that's a best trick.
Hi scene, Oh man, you supermodels quit marinise a little scary.
Speaker 5 (41:44):
Looking men, smile with the camera. Keep you all hugging
at boyfriend's off.
Speaker 4 (41:47):
Take me quit running my life.
Speaker 5 (41:50):
John Moo Millie, y'all have a nice stuff. Good morning.
Speaker 1 (42:18):
That's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 2 (42:19):
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Speaker 4 (42:42):
Hello, John Boy and Billy Greeting from the moist, sticky
climbs of Dismal Seepage.
Speaker 1 (42:48):
Ah, pretty human.
Speaker 5 (42:49):
Huh No, the whole.
Speaker 4 (42:50):
Tanker of maple syrup exploded over in front of the
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Speaker 1 (42:56):
Boy, Ah, why'sn't you and Dismal Seepage.
Speaker 4 (43:00):
Thank you for asking, John Boy. As you know, there's
always something exciting happening in Dismal Seepage. Well, it's political
season in America. And while Cleveland and Philadelphia were ground
zero for the major parties, we've landed the other convention.
Speaker 1 (43:17):
The Libertarians.
Speaker 4 (43:18):
Oh no, we couldn't handle a group that big. Where
would we put one hundred people. Like I said, this
is the other convention.
Speaker 1 (43:27):
I don't think I understand what is the other convention?
Speaker 4 (43:31):
Well, exactly what it says. The others. These are the
shirt tail political parties that not many people have heard of,
belong to, or care about. On their own, they probably
wouldn't fill a big table over at Wally's Awful Waffle.
But put them all together, and you've got the biggest
collection of misfits, ding bats and the disenfranchise since the
last meeting of the Tom Brady fan Club. And they're
(43:54):
all headed to dismal seepage. Lucky us.
Speaker 1 (43:58):
How far down the pie parties go?
Speaker 4 (44:01):
All right? You know who Vermin Supreme is, the guy
with a boot on his head. That's him.
Speaker 1 (44:06):
Wow?
Speaker 5 (44:06):
Is he going to be there?
Speaker 4 (44:08):
Nope, he's too big. That's how far down the political
food chain we're talking here.
Speaker 1 (44:12):
Wow, Well, who's going to be in attendance?
Speaker 4 (44:15):
Oh? Brother, I was hoping you wouldn't ask. Let me see,
I think I have the list here I left. I
think I left the list in the Sears catalog in
the bathroom. Nope, Nope, here it is. Let's see. Uh ah,
the Stag Party will be there.
Speaker 1 (44:28):
The Stag Party.
Speaker 4 (44:30):
That's not what you think this stands for? Stop talking
about government?
Speaker 1 (44:34):
Well, we're all for that. What's their platform?
Speaker 4 (44:37):
I'm not sure. I just know they drink a lot
and watch dirty movies.
Speaker 1 (44:40):
Huh, sound like regular politicians.
Speaker 4 (44:42):
Ten four. Then we have the Surprise Party.
Speaker 1 (44:46):
The Surprise Party, so what's their story?
Speaker 4 (44:48):
And again I'm not sure, but apparently they show up
naked naked surprise, let's see. Also making the scene is
the Pity Party.
Speaker 1 (45:00):
The Pity Party, I can't even imagine.
Speaker 4 (45:02):
Yeah, they apparently they sit around feeling sorry for each
other's past political losses.
Speaker 5 (45:07):
Huh.
Speaker 4 (45:08):
How about that? What headed up by Mitt Romney that
makes this? Then there's the Toga Party. They're sharing a
suite with the Stag Party, so that should keep the
Dismal Police Force jumping.
Speaker 1 (45:21):
That's the old dismal Sea Bitch police Force.
Speaker 4 (45:24):
Yep, both of them. Anybody else The Tupperware Party, Oh no,
that's an invitation for my wife.
Speaker 1 (45:32):
Ah. So are there going to be any festivities?
Speaker 4 (45:36):
Uhh? You know, John Boy, no political convention would be
complete without some sort of celebratory shindig. This year, we're
taking over Burpie's bottoms up booze barn with entertainment provided
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Speaker 4 (45:54):
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I have to let us know how it goes and
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I have to go lots of big plans to finalize
for this weekend's other convention.
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