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August 23, 2024 41 mins

Friday (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, Happy Friday!.. - We’ll reenact the troubles John Boy had placing a breakfast order at a Daytona Hotel.. - The not ready for drive time players perform a brand new script entitled “On The Ball.”.. - We’ll talk sports with Tom Sorenson.. - and we’ll finish up with a discussion about John Boy’s trip to the grocery store and his search for Fudgsicles..

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Speaker 1 (00:25):
It's Friday morning, Big Shows on the radio.

Speaker 2 (00:28):
Today's feature track from the Big Show, Big Box, The
Great White Fund Suckle Hunter, I got bit, I'm stupid,
but this is funny, sirs with key word grade white.
When it hit the Big Box at the Big Show
dot Com take out on their contest money. You can't
get there, We'll call you some of you. Let the

(00:49):
play may that happened to out of you are specific
about morning to set the blonde for the renamed it
a couple of minutes ago more popular. Uh, say hey
to Dennis out of Kennant, Missouri. Good morning Dennis, Morning morning, Boddy.

(01:09):
Welcome alight. Then, well, you know what we're gonna do.
Ask Dator some questions and we're we're in a bunch
of child questions, you know, so, Tator, it's around a lot.

Speaker 3 (01:20):
Of kids or nephews, and y'all looking at me.

Speaker 2 (01:26):
Around We nicknamed her infertile murder. You agree with Taylor, disagree?
Get two bells before two buzzers. You're gonna win a
big prospect, Dennis. So let's let's do it all right,
all right, Marcy? Will most airlines allow a five or

(01:49):
six year old child to fly alone.

Speaker 3 (01:52):
Not a chance. All airlines require a co pilot, So.

Speaker 1 (01:59):
Walk, walk, walk fly the plane.

Speaker 4 (02:02):
No, they won't allow a five or six year old
to fly alone, Dennis.

Speaker 1 (02:07):
That just says they won't. Do you agree or disagree?
I think I don't agree with that.

Speaker 2 (02:13):
Agree with that one, and yes, yes they will. Rules vary,
but most cases unaccompany minor can be a child between
the ages of five and fourteen can inspect to pay
up one hundred and fifty dollars for an accompanied service
tip for the airline to help guide them through the airport.
Just point them totgating, push or one hundred fifty bucks
worth on that So.

Speaker 1 (02:34):
Five year old, yes, how about that? All right, So
there's that first buzzer. Here we go.

Speaker 2 (02:41):
According to Family Circle magazine, very popular to make home
life more exciting for your children, you should do something
with them at dinner time.

Speaker 3 (02:52):
What hide their food?

Speaker 5 (02:57):
That's just mean what?

Speaker 2 (03:00):
Okay, yesterday he was gonna take them to the park
before they wanted to eat.

Speaker 3 (03:08):
Maybe I'm not the maternal time.

Speaker 1 (03:13):
Nursery all about.

Speaker 2 (03:19):
So I should do something with them like at dinner Okay,
you uh.

Speaker 3 (03:25):
You know, don't serve the same old thing. Give them
something new to try.

Speaker 2 (03:28):
Give them something new to try at dinner time, new foods.

Speaker 1 (03:33):
You agree or disagree? That sounds like I think I agree. No,
you agree with that one.

Speaker 2 (03:44):
You're supposed to ask about their day and encourage conversation.

Speaker 1 (03:54):
Loser, dog on it.

Speaker 2 (03:55):
But Dennis, we got a nice consolation prize for you.
Hang on, Jackie, hook you up works with?

Speaker 1 (04:00):
Okay, him to quit tried. You don't need him. All right,
We're gonna jump out, cut.

Speaker 6 (04:15):
You up on your news.

Speaker 2 (04:17):
On the other side of Tom catsle with this August
twenty third, look at the big joke, got it going on?

Speaker 7 (04:52):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one one export.

Speaker 1 (05:07):
That's one of my special guests.

Speaker 2 (05:09):
He's the founder of the Ruptee Center for Psychic Pet Research,
Doctor Sanjay Rupte.

Speaker 6 (05:16):
How are you. It is most pleasing to meet you.
By the way, we also do pet sitting and mobile grooming.
If I did not tatter wards here, I would have
brought the ring use a little off the top. Thank you,
good night everyone. You may check us out on the
web at Rooktie center dot com.

Speaker 1 (05:37):
Right fair enough, now.

Speaker 2 (05:38):
Doc, I gotta say right off the bat I'm a
little skeptical about this whole pet psychic tho.

Speaker 6 (05:43):
Why yes, yes, yes, very good, very good. I hear
them quite often, but I assure you my work is
most scientific. I am a nineteen ninety six graduate of
Calcutta Community College, a facility which has done pioneering research
in this field. My years of experience has allowed me
to tap into what I called the wolf network, the

(06:03):
what the wharf network?

Speaker 1 (06:05):
Wolves?

Speaker 6 (06:05):
Right, don't say it like me, just say a wolf network.
That's right. As you know, dogs are descended from wolves.
For thousands of years, wolves have hunted together in packs, right,
much like the crew you hang around. And if you
observe a pack of wolves stalking their prey, you will
see that they have an amazing unspoken communication that allows

(06:28):
them to work together as a team. You could use
a little bit of that around here. Yes, it is
the ancestral remnants of the extra sensory network that I
am able to tap into, tap tap, tap, tap into
and read the thoughts of the dog.

Speaker 2 (06:42):
All right, well, let's bring her over and say, if
you pick up anything pearl, come here, girl, see it,
A good girl, a dog. This is a van of pearl.
Nowadays we just call her Pearl. Oh, yes, very good,
but I'll take it from you here. Hello, Pearl, I
am doctor RUPTI. Yes, what's that?

Speaker 6 (06:59):
Ah? You are most kind what she saying, She is
very pleased to meet me. In fact, she says if
I were a dog, she would totally do me.

Speaker 2 (07:08):
Pearl, don't tell the company like a man now. It's
probably just the bacon I had this morning.

Speaker 6 (07:13):
Also, she is most pleased to add that you have
decided to move away from the ivanity. She finds it,
how you say a bit ridiculous, although she also says
Pearl is a bit of a fat girl's neck. Now,
how long have you had this dog?

Speaker 1 (07:29):
Say?

Speaker 2 (07:30):
My wife found her about a month ago. She was
astray and they said she's been hanging out around the
gas station eating dead possum in the middle of the road.

Speaker 1 (07:38):
Stuff like that.

Speaker 6 (07:38):
Don't knock it if you haven't tried it. And how
is she integrating herself into your family?

Speaker 2 (07:47):
So far she's been great. She might be the best
dog I've ever heard or she thinks very highly of
you as well. She also mentions another man, mister h Jangles.
Does that name mean anything?

Speaker 1 (08:00):
Do you could have been bow Jangles?

Speaker 6 (08:02):
Why, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, quite fond of this
person as well. She says he is much better to
her than the gentleman named mister Purina. She finds him
a bit cold and forgettable.

Speaker 2 (08:15):
I probably feel that way too, So, Doc, we had
problems with Pearl, like peepeeing and pooping indoors. She even
has accidents here in the studio every once in a while.
Does does that tell you anything?

Speaker 1 (08:26):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (08:27):
Yeah, ah, yes, Pearl's attempting to send you a message.

Speaker 1 (08:30):
What is it?

Speaker 6 (08:31):
Uh huh? She says. We're normally and I'm quoting now,
I would go outside, but with this carpet, I figure
white bother. I think I think she is suggesting it
might be time for a visit from mister Stanley Steamer.

Speaker 2 (08:48):
Let me tell you another day, she walked in and
did a number two in Robert D. Rayford's office, right
down the hall. What's what's up with that?

Speaker 6 (08:55):
Oh? Uh uh huh? What she says? Have you heard
his bit about nine tenths of a cent on gas?

Speaker 2 (09:03):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (09:04):
Yes, I think she is making a commentary of her road.

Speaker 1 (09:07):
Gotcha like? So dog is Pearl happy?

Speaker 6 (09:10):
Oh yes, yes, yes, yes, very much so. She says,
you have many colorful people in your life, most of
whom drop food on the ground on a regular basis.
She specifically mentions a man named mister Mario. He seems
to be eating most all of the time.

Speaker 1 (09:26):
Hey, hey, dog, you say that, You say how she's
looking at me? She does that a lot. What's she
thinking right now?

Speaker 8 (09:31):
Huh?

Speaker 6 (09:32):
She is thinking, My goodness, what is that funky smell?
And to tell you the truth, I'm picking up something
that and I've got a headcard, so it must be bad.

Speaker 2 (09:43):
Sorry, I had a double baby burrito for Jesse, explain
every Yes, Princess, perhaps dead pussim in the road was
not so bad after all.

Speaker 1 (09:51):
Okay, there you do, Sanchay rupt, thanks for coming.

Speaker 6 (09:53):
He good night everybody, chum Boy and Billy.

Speaker 7 (10:00):
Yeah, good morning radio, done right.

Speaker 1 (10:30):
Good morning, big shows on the radio.

Speaker 2 (10:32):
Well, I thought we might make it through the summer
without seeing them.

Speaker 1 (10:35):
But like they say, but I didn't have bad luck.
I have no luck at all.

Speaker 2 (10:39):
So here He is the artist formerly known as Astro
Nerd joke Nerd.

Speaker 9 (10:45):
Way to sell the sizzle there, shaky, Hey, I've decided
to cater that's that, especially for your audience. Really, yeah,
I'm using small words.

Speaker 1 (10:56):
So it's gonna be like that.

Speaker 6 (10:58):
Yeah, it's about time somebody thought out these rudes.

Speaker 1 (11:01):
Okays your funeral disclaimer.

Speaker 2 (11:04):
The Big Show does not subscribe or endorse our presenters,
material ladies and gentlemen.

Speaker 9 (11:09):
Joke nerd, hey man, what a great crowd. I love
the redneck food in the South. It's the first time
I ever had possum.

Speaker 2 (11:19):
You know how many rednecks it takes to eat possum too,
one to eat.

Speaker 9 (11:23):
It and the other one to watch for traffic. I
was talking to this redneck farmer the other day. I said,
hey man, you know there's lots of folks who think
you all redneck farmers get it on with all kinds
of animals, cows, goats, pigs, chickens. The farmer cut me off,
he said, chickens. What kind of weirdo gets it on.

Speaker 1 (11:45):
With a chicken.

Speaker 6 (11:49):
AnyWho?

Speaker 9 (11:53):
To be fair, not all rednecks are dumb. The brain
trust at the University of Gastonia has found another use
for shit wool.

Speaker 6 (12:05):
That's too. I knew a redneck who swung both ways.
It's true, he had both sheep and goats.

Speaker 9 (12:17):
What do you call an Alabama farmer with a sheep
under each arm a pamp.

Speaker 1 (12:24):
I think we had it up with the livestock Jones.

Speaker 6 (12:27):
That's what the sheep said.

Speaker 1 (12:29):
He moving on.

Speaker 9 (12:30):
Hey, john boy, remember that time that friend of yours
stole that cow and he made it with the cow.
I want to party with you, cowboy. Just I got
a few more minutes. Hey, there's lots of rednecks in
the arts too. Did you see the Redneck star Wars?
It is with the line, Luke, I am your father

(12:51):
and your uncle. I was reading an article about the
poorest person in West Virginia. His name is the tooth Fairy.

Speaker 1 (13:01):
Well, these jokes are kind of cruel.

Speaker 6 (13:03):
They'll only get mad if someone explains it to him.

Speaker 9 (13:07):
You know how he is all what you call redneck. Well,
maybe they are and they just don't know it. You know,
you might be a redneck if taking your wife on
a cruise that's circling the Walmart parking lot, or if
your Halloween pumpkin's got more teeth than your girlfriend, you
hang up the missiletoe and wait for.

Speaker 1 (13:27):
Your sister to walk by.

Speaker 2 (13:31):
That's the applause I wanted on the puppet shell line.

Speaker 6 (13:36):
If you ever mowed your lawn and found a car.

Speaker 2 (13:42):
If your parent knows the phrase open up police. If
you've been on TV more than three times describing the
sound of a tornado, you could possibly be a redneck.

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you to pull your prants. Had pants the We can
go back and fix that in post, can't we ren?
The UFO hotline limits you to one call a day.
Bigfoot's friends don't believe you exist. When you walk the dog,

(14:16):
you both use the same tree.

Speaker 2 (14:17):
Jawn boy, our biker's afraid of your mom.

Speaker 6 (14:22):
Red neck.

Speaker 2 (14:24):
If you've ever been on the radio for more than
four decades and your legacy is.

Speaker 6 (14:30):
Just checking to see if you're listening.

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Red Net.

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Did it?

Speaker 6 (14:42):
I say goodbye in your native language.

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Than everybody the Big Show is on the radio. Still
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Speaker 1 (17:26):
Good Morning, Big Shows on the radio, Last rounds.

Speaker 2 (17:28):
A wordy word coming up in minutes right now, Tom,
for our sports guru, Tom Sorenson. We are thirteen days
away for the NFL Thursday Night opener Baltimore, KC, one
hundred and seventy days away from Super Bowl in New Orleans.
There'll be three exhibitions tonight, eight, Saturday, three Sunday.

Speaker 1 (17:48):
That's it.

Speaker 2 (17:49):
No more practice games. Next week Tom will pick the
winner of the Thursday opener and the super Bowl winner
and loser, and that kicks off and picking every gamel
this regular season.

Speaker 1 (18:01):
Tom, is about time now, buddy, It.

Speaker 13 (18:05):
Is about time. Man. Every preseason seems longer than the
previous one. Now this one's been going on for a while,
and I'm glad the exhibitions are almost over and ready
for the real thing.

Speaker 1 (18:17):
Man. So you had a stat that jumped out at you.

Speaker 2 (18:21):
Now that you can cast legal bets in our home
state here of North Carolina, Uh, you've got some jumping
out at you.

Speaker 1 (18:29):
And then I'll tell you my my pigion.

Speaker 13 (18:32):
I got tired of sorry, I got tired of the
illegal bets.

Speaker 1 (18:36):
Good Now, too much pressure?

Speaker 13 (18:41):
If you bet this one just jumps out. If you
bet one hundred dollars on the Carolina Panthers to win
the super Bowl and the Panther is not surprised, and
they're expected to be the worst team in the league.
And if they win the super Bowl, you will collect
twenty five thousand dollars. Now think about that. You put
down one hundred dollar bill and you walk away with

(19:04):
two hundred and fifty one hundred dollar bill. Wow, it's
really tempting, but I just I can't do it.

Speaker 1 (19:14):
No, tell what I did.

Speaker 2 (19:15):
I put a dollar on Kansas City. I will win
fourteen dollars if they three peete on the super Bowl.
And I know you picked them last year and we're
gonna get your super Bowl picks next week.

Speaker 1 (19:26):
But that was one and another.

Speaker 2 (19:28):
I put like three dollars on the Chicago Bears. I
don't know, you know, like we talk about hard knogs
like it kind of ropes me in really liking.

Speaker 1 (19:36):
Them and the way they look. You know, with that
kind of money, you could buy eggs and bacon. That's right,
But what do you do?

Speaker 13 (19:43):
Have you thought about it? If you win that fourteen
I mean, what we what we do at the first
start a new life?

Speaker 12 (19:49):
I don't want to think about it. Lord, awesome, I
ain't got that newspaper money.

Speaker 7 (20:06):
Neither.

Speaker 1 (20:08):
That's wild.

Speaker 13 (20:10):
I like it.

Speaker 2 (20:11):
So let me say, okay, Wow, I'm not gonna get you,
Doug Hold, you're picking your super Bowl picks next week.
You say a player that you respect and who won't
go away? You were looking at Gordon Minshew. We love
his look, Carol on the Big Show.

Speaker 13 (20:26):
Remember minshew Mania and Jacksonville. He had that foo man
she mustache that basically went down to his shoulders. And
he wasn't supposed to be good, and he was good
for a while and then he was bad. And he
has played five seasons for four teams, but he is
he keeps. He's a grinder and he works hard and

(20:49):
he's really confident. And he is now with a new team,
Las Vegas, and he will be their starting quarterback. Wow,
you say las Vegas. I don't think that means much.
And then you say the Raiders, and it's pretty cool. Man.
I think the late great Kenny Stiegler would approved.

Speaker 10 (21:05):
Man.

Speaker 2 (21:07):
I went right to thinking about the snake too, Tom
right there, Man going kind of has that little snake vibe,
don't they He does?

Speaker 13 (21:14):
And you know he's one of those guys that when
he retires people are going to say how many teams
did you play for? He'll say it the easier to
list the ones I didn't play for.

Speaker 2 (21:25):
So Thomas, jump ahead. You were mocking my fourteen dollars
that I could win. Bet the Chicago Bears I mentioned,
and you say they are a team that could surprise.

Speaker 13 (21:38):
They're well coached and they're smart. You know, the Panthers
drafted the number one quarterback in the league last year
and didn't get him any help at receiver and didn't
give him any help on the offensive line. They did
this season. I mean, the Panthers will be better because
of that. But the Bears thought, all right, we got
the number one pick in the draft and we are

(21:58):
going to develop our on now. We're going to develop
our receivers now. And they are good. And Caleb Williams,
a quarterback number one pick out of USC is really good.
And I think they're they're in the division that's that's decent.
I mean, Detroit's up there, Green Bay's up there. You
unless you know it's sus Minnesota. But uh yeah, I

(22:20):
think the Bears are a team.

Speaker 2 (22:21):
I think that was a good bet, all right, Boddy, So,
uh we are by will I mean the Carolina Panthers
projected to be the worst team in the league this year.

Speaker 13 (22:32):
Well, yeah, over under ones for them, he's five and.

Speaker 1 (22:38):
A half, five and a half victories over under.

Speaker 13 (22:40):
Okay, I'm not a homer. I mean I made enough
for a couple of house payments by betting against the
Panthers last season. But I think they have the coach
now they have. They really signed some good offensive linemen,
they signed some good receivers, and uh, you know they're
not gonna They're not play aff team and they're not

(23:01):
a super Bowl team. But I think they cover. I
think they win six or seven games for our betting
money if I bet six.

Speaker 2 (23:09):
All right, Okay, Tom, wrapping it up right quick, man,
I got to add, you are leaving us with a
with a good that high point we're looking for going
into the season. You have some quarterbacks that statistically had
a worse rookie season than Carolina's Bryce Young. Now check
these out. Let me hit them right quick, Terry Bradshaw,

(23:33):
Troy Aikman, John Elway, and Matthew Stafford.

Speaker 1 (23:37):
That is a stat right there, buddy.

Speaker 13 (23:40):
And they were all the number one pick in their
respect to drafts, as was Bryce Young last season. So
you start bad, it doesn't mean you're going to stay there.
I mean when I started out with you guys, I
was abysmal and now I'm average. Just put your head,
you know of the grindstone or your head or anything.
You caught them in a cheap goodness.

Speaker 1 (24:01):
You the bad dub. All right, buddy, next week we'll
meet right here. Let's get it going. Love you mean it, buddy,
have a great weekend.

Speaker 13 (24:09):
Everybody. Thank you.

Speaker 2 (24:10):
Let's play worthy word one ain't hundred biggs? How you
told free line, Get a couple of contestants and play next.

Speaker 1 (24:40):
Who Morning so Pigs on.

Speaker 2 (24:44):
Al Radio for your Friday feature Driving it makes your
big boy don't want it? There's beginning word great white.
There's some cool diet tips.

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From me and some great grocery store.

Speaker 8 (25:02):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (25:02):
Hit the mid box at the makshow dot com when
you're ride there, click out on their contest money can't
get through.

Speaker 1 (25:07):
We'll call you what you won't play? Make that happen
to you?

Speaker 6 (25:09):
You had everybody's head about the bad's like a wording.

Speaker 5 (25:13):
Word that a word anywhere.

Speaker 1 (25:14):
Let's meet the contestants. We got a leitha from Rabine
to South Carolina. Good morning, Alitha. Good morning, guys, Good morning.
We got Ralph in Knoxville, Tennessee. You morning, Ralph, Good
morning everybody. Good morning.

Speaker 2 (25:32):
All right, y'all will welcome Leitha. That's Ralph and Tennessee.
Ralph ers Leitha now South Carolina. Look at y'all playing
wordy word. We practiced sportsmanship at every chance we get
here on the wordy word game.

Speaker 1 (25:51):
I'm sure you know that.

Speaker 7 (25:53):
So uh.

Speaker 2 (25:57):
He said that, Ralph, you got tayr on your side.
You relax for the first thirty we'll see what me
and a Leitha can do. All right, Leitha, you ready, baby, Okay,
I'll just shout them out there. Whatever you think you know,
that purdy little head of yours, just shout it out
all right?

Speaker 1 (26:19):
All right, no, no, no, here we are? Are we ready? Okay?

Speaker 2 (26:24):
All right?

Speaker 1 (26:25):
Me and a Leitha ready go? You see with two
of these?

Speaker 7 (26:31):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (26:32):
Uh huh?

Speaker 2 (26:33):
I do not blank that they want you to blank
guilt if you're on a trial. Yes, yes, yes, okay
you blank this a wood? You'd get a knife and
you blank in wood?

Speaker 1 (26:48):
You make sorry? Yes, yes, all right, don't go to sleep?
Stay oh yes, uh huh. What's a little human being?
Wha wha feed up? Yeah, baby, you gotta leave that.

Speaker 2 (27:03):
We put a five on the board and you dropped
the yeah for yes, yes, yes.

Speaker 7 (27:11):
Ah right.

Speaker 1 (27:11):
Well let's see what Taylor and Ralph can do for
their round one. Ralphie ready, Ralph, let's see go.

Speaker 3 (27:23):
I take my coffee with cream and blank. Yep, you
have an itch.

Speaker 1 (27:29):
You must what practice?

Speaker 6 (27:31):
Yep?

Speaker 4 (27:32):
This is what someone passes out. They also called oh
she blanked? I feel blank? Eh No, it means you're
you're about to you're about to pass out. Or the
smell or the color it's very light, it's what.

Speaker 1 (27:53):
M Yeah, I could not get that.

Speaker 2 (27:57):
So a two on the board for Ralpha leading by three,
going in around two.

Speaker 1 (28:03):
All right, Olitha, are you ready, yes sir, we're picking
up on that last one. Go do you know the
word when you pass out? What do you do?

Speaker 9 (28:15):
Fall over?

Speaker 6 (28:16):
As all?

Speaker 4 (28:16):
I know?

Speaker 10 (28:16):
You know?

Speaker 4 (28:16):
No?

Speaker 1 (28:17):
Yes? Faith? Okay, a kind of music hip? What a
kangaroo does this? Yes?

Speaker 4 (28:23):
Uh huh?

Speaker 1 (28:25):
Blank me on the mouth? Yeah, uh huh. Oh that
son is very what don't look at it. It's two right, yes,
uh huh. You have your cows out.

Speaker 10 (28:39):
On the.

Speaker 2 (28:43):
I'm sorry that was a bad clue, but you got
a four on that five to make a nine.

Speaker 1 (28:49):
All right there, feeling pretty good.

Speaker 2 (28:51):
So but Ralph and Tater, you get on a roll,
put seven on the board and tie this thing up.

Speaker 1 (28:57):
All right ready, Ralph, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (29:04):
Old McDonald had a farm.

Speaker 4 (29:07):
Yes, hey, blank control these guys pick up your trash
they call it or human blank human blank.

Speaker 6 (29:15):
Yep, you need to do this.

Speaker 3 (29:17):
Before they play the game.

Speaker 8 (29:19):
Go to what.

Speaker 3 (29:21):
The band has to do this before they do a show.
It's where you yes, hey, you're funny. You have a
good sense of.

Speaker 1 (29:31):
Yep, this is what you call cows.

Speaker 6 (29:34):
The blank.

Speaker 1 (29:39):
Of four on the board. You marsha olenthos round two
score but three short when we add them up and.

Speaker 4 (29:50):
Win.

Speaker 1 (29:52):
But Ralph, you've been trying any time, buddy.

Speaker 2 (29:56):
Yeah, good job. Quite a gentleman over there in Knoxville.
Alithough you got your prize back headed down. Congratulations, Thank
you so much.

Speaker 1 (30:12):
Good morning.

Speaker 2 (30:13):
Got the Big Show on the radio and it has
bit request time. Something you'd like to hear about this
time only through Friday. Hit us up at the Big
Show dot com, in the mailbag or the Facebook page.
John Boy and Billy on Facebook. All right, Hank souther
one out of Mount Holly, North Carolina, My boy, Joe
Butler's hometown.

Speaker 1 (30:31):
Hey Joe, Happy Friday, you guys. I like to hear
your bro on call Marvin Webster and.

Speaker 2 (30:37):
That reminds me of get ready Jojo. We about uh
we about finishing up work for the weak. Taylor's gonna
handle the Saturday morning show me and outlaw Joe said,
Butler is gonna go to the coasts.

Speaker 1 (30:53):
Right anyway. But back to Hank. Uh you get your request?
Hank coming up next all morning.

Speaker 2 (31:21):
That makes sure it's on the radio. They requests this
morning from Hank Salomon, Mount Holly in North Carolina.

Speaker 1 (31:27):
Here go Hank, God bro, call y'all. What's up? How y'all?

Speaker 8 (31:31):
Hey man, I don't know about y'all. I eat a
lot of fast food and almost all of it comes
out of the drive through window. Now most people think
ordering that the drive through is a pain in the butt,
and it can be. You know, they sound like they're
talking through a teen can take too long and neverget
your order. Ran a win win, you know what to
take it from me, It ain't no picnic On the

(31:53):
other end of that speaker neither. I know because I
worked at McDonald's this summer at the high school. Now,
this is the late seventies, y'all, the drive through window
had some Fred Flintstone technology.

Speaker 1 (32:05):
Back in the day, we didn't have no bluetooth headset.

Speaker 8 (32:09):
Back then, the dude taking your order had the same
crappy little speaker on his end that you had on
your end. We couldn't hear your mumble ass. So it
was quite a few screwed up orders, which means I've
had more than one quarter pounder with cheese slung up
side my head. So the drive through window, it can
be a tough gig man. You work a big lunch

(32:31):
crowd in a hot location. You like an air traffic
control up lining up mac ribs instead of airplane. Believe
it or not, most of these people are doing the
best job they can. Then again, let's face it, you
paying six bucks an hour, you ain't exactly gonna get
Kanye West to rock the mic.

Speaker 1 (32:51):
But the drive through has come a long way over
the years.

Speaker 8 (32:53):
Y'all seen these due places, got the double line, got
two different speakers at two cars can pull up in
order at the same time. I know what you're thinking
the hell two lines two food, can't get one order right,
let taking too at the same time, please, But you
know what, turns out it works pretty good if you
think about it. Because the drive through window has turned

(33:14):
into a high tech joint. A lot of fast food
places ain't even taking your order in the restaurant no more.
Do you know that they got a special team. They're
working out of what you call a call center. When
you pull up to the speaker at to Mickey D's
in Charlotte, you might be talking to some dude out
in California somewhere. See he sells alluminum side until eleven thirty,

(33:35):
and he lines up Happy Meals in West Virginia till
about two and does magazine subscriptions till five.

Speaker 1 (33:42):
That sounds kind of crazy, but it works.

Speaker 8 (33:45):
I guarantee the headset dude, Like I said, a whole
lot better because you get cut off a whole lot
less when you're booking McDonald's than when you're pushing a
twelve month sub to Ebony magazine. People ain't nails quick
to hang up on you when they thirty feet from
getting a hold of a twelve piece chicken.

Speaker 1 (34:01):
So if you think about it. The new deal works
pretty good.

Speaker 8 (34:05):
The only thing that could screw it up is if
they get cheap and start outsourcing to one of them
Yang countries overseas. I don't mind talking to Joe out
in California, but jug Dish in Mumbai ain't gonna cut it.
And I do need to have a quick word to
pray with my people over at Arby's. Y'all know, I
love me some Arby's, right, but y'all are a tad

(34:27):
behind the curve on the whole call center thing. Also,
if you're gonna open up with a sales pitch for
your hot new menu item, you might need to put
some better DJs on the mic. Some of your people
run through the sales pitch so fast you can't understand.

Speaker 2 (34:43):
It.

Speaker 8 (34:44):
Sound like welcome to arby It's like to try a
new snap nabdibbie to do woo today. I'm like, uh, man,
I don't know what the hell you just said that.
If you pimping the new delime INU, I could save
you some time. I didn't pull in at Arby's for
those sliced turkeys, love chicken salad on artisan bread.

Speaker 1 (35:03):
You and me both know why I'm here two words,
roast beef.

Speaker 8 (35:08):
Give me a Hannah Montana with a curly fry and
a large Jamocha shape, and you're gonna put some horse
radish in the bag. Okay, because I'm a grown ass
man and I ain't actually another grown ass man to
give me some horsey sauce. Okay, when y'all gonna fix
that name. Oh but that's a whole other kind of said,

(35:28):
y'all think about it. I'm Malcolm Website.

Speaker 2 (35:55):
Ever on as got a big shoulderady O, where's my chair?
Gonna break u the two hours?

Speaker 5 (36:01):
If you're busting up the chair and still confident that
you're not gonna let this diet change your life.

Speaker 2 (36:06):
Yeah, well, I'm gonna work on it. I'm gonna I'm
gonna be good this weekend. I'm not gonna let go.

Speaker 1 (36:10):
All shut out.

Speaker 8 (36:11):
He's dealing with it through his humor.

Speaker 5 (36:14):
We got the big argument Monday afternoon about sugar free popsicles.

Speaker 2 (36:19):
Oh man, he's Randy's got me on a sale, beast out.
It is so specific in the first is a specific guy.
I need, like you know, some categories to work the parameters.

Speaker 6 (36:29):
Get on the phone and argue on your day's off.
Apparently we weren't even off.

Speaker 5 (36:33):
This was part of my work.

Speaker 6 (36:34):
Baby, I heard about my diet. Whether it says no
sugar added, well it's not sugar free.

Speaker 1 (36:40):
That's different.

Speaker 5 (36:40):
And then this low carve, No low carve does not
mean I.

Speaker 1 (36:44):
Just want a fudge sickle.

Speaker 6 (36:47):
At one goes have a fudge.

Speaker 1 (36:50):
I have a whole box. Up I did. I said,
if I tell you what, just go ahead and eat it.
Then no, I don't want I'm gonna get one. Shut up,
you sound like me.

Speaker 6 (37:00):
The boy you fudgicle.

Speaker 5 (37:03):
Popsicle makes a sugar free fudgsicle that tastes great, old
dumb ass in here. I can't find them in the
freezer section of the grocery store.

Speaker 6 (37:14):
I don't know where there was it.

Speaker 2 (37:15):
Hairs teeter so John o'billy grilla sauce on sale for
like two bucks.

Speaker 1 (37:20):
Some change freezer sections.

Speaker 3 (37:23):
I say, that's nowhere near the icen.

Speaker 1 (37:25):
No, I don't shop good.

Speaker 8 (37:27):
No.

Speaker 2 (37:30):
And they put stuff up to distract you, like I
think that they play stuff like on purpose.

Speaker 6 (37:36):
You might be onto something there.

Speaker 3 (37:37):
Those mind games at the grocery store, they're just all.

Speaker 1 (37:40):
Of a sudden.

Speaker 2 (37:41):
I mean I'm over here at Housewares and dog Food
trying to find tug or something neat, and out pops
some Cheetos.

Speaker 3 (37:47):
I think the cheetos might have been misplaced from somebody else's.

Speaker 1 (37:50):
Were they liver flavored cheetos?

Speaker 13 (37:52):
You know?

Speaker 1 (37:53):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (37:54):
And by the way, that bacon in that all, it's.

Speaker 1 (37:57):
Not really bacon, just for the record, in the snack biscuits.

Speaker 6 (38:05):
You want the kind for a large idiot.

Speaker 1 (38:08):
But it was fun for me.

Speaker 5 (38:09):
I went over to his house and put one on
his nose and said, no, no, no, okay, but it's an.

Speaker 1 (38:22):
Adventure out there in supermarket land. That sounds exciting.

Speaker 3 (38:26):
He's a whole big world out there.

Speaker 2 (38:29):
Telling the guy from the meat department so many he
helped me find some mozarella cheese.

Speaker 1 (38:36):
What are you, unfrozen caveman consumer?

Speaker 6 (38:41):
You have a hard time finding the mozzarella cheese.

Speaker 1 (38:45):
The meat. There's no cheese here.

Speaker 6 (38:48):
This is the meat department.

Speaker 1 (38:52):
What kind of grocery stores? This this thing? They enjoy
running you around the.

Speaker 9 (38:59):
Store pop up things, and Jesus, well, you know they
give you a little cart with wheels.

Speaker 6 (39:05):
He ain't got a luggage all around journey.

Speaker 1 (39:08):
And that's another thing.

Speaker 8 (39:09):
Man.

Speaker 2 (39:10):
Now, now to mama's with a little babies. They had
the cool shopping cars. It was like race cars, the
race garden trains and stuff. I mean, you know, you
gotta before you ask, no, I'm not going to the
store with you and push you around, and one of those.

Speaker 1 (39:24):
I will, I'll do it. A bunch of idiots. So anyway,
and you know the mama's getting to have fun bes
out shopping. You know that that hair stated yes we're
getting yes, baby doll shop.

Speaker 13 (39:45):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (39:45):
I noticed that they're real focused.

Speaker 5 (39:47):
They don't want to talk to you or nothing while
they're in there.

Speaker 6 (39:49):
Those chances are they got one like you're waiting on
them at home.

Speaker 2 (39:53):
I still beside our grill, the saws and smile about
thirty minutes and nobody recognized. With some mental patience, I
was trying to get the same expression I had on
the bottle, and you had to keep looking at it.

Speaker 13 (40:10):
All right.

Speaker 2 (40:11):
Oh wait, wait, hey, Well, since we didn't get to
go to the mall this year in our annual Christmas shopping,
let's all.

Speaker 1 (40:16):
Go to the grocery store. That's it, man, We're gonna
take a trip to the grocery store. Me and Jack
and tato on these dies. We all get our food together.

Speaker 6 (40:25):
Fusickle.

Speaker 1 (40:26):
Now you're in that grocery store.

Speaker 8 (40:29):
Here's something you'll be hearing later today.

Speaker 1 (40:31):
Clean up on Aisle four.

Speaker 6 (40:34):
All right, what's that? Let's fresh with work?

Speaker 1 (40:36):
Hang out?

Speaker 8 (40:38):
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