August 26, 2024 • 38 mins
Monday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, we’re putting our Big Show Spotlight on John Boy’s high school buddy, Mario.. - We’ll get his thoughts on Pokemon, hunting and fishing and piercings.. - Mary Jane will Zoom in with us to share some of her latest Deep Thoughts.. - We’ll get Sherman Pratt’s views on Super Heroes.. - and as we wrap up, we’ll send Dub back to school..
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Still another pass back for you lessen thirty minutes from
right now. It's a big sello. Let somebody better damn
it than me, tell you than me? All right?
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Time by be the Big Show that still picking him
up at you?
Speaker 3 (00:17):
Whoa, it's you, Marcel? What am I doing well?
Speaker 4 (00:20):
When I'm not hanging up on racing fat boying trying
to cure beds of her terminal blondness, I'm listening to
my two favorite straight white Southern points, John Boy and
Billie on the Big Show. Oh, Marcel, just stop, no,
I won't tell Randy you said hello.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
Gota doodle doo? Is no just wearing his hat? Or
I got your try purlined dinner jacket. Have y'all noticed
the feather and then my cowboy bush hoogging hat.
Speaker 5 (01:27):
It matches perfectly now, the feather and the suit lime
green I get.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
But my brother, where did you find them shoes?
Speaker 6 (01:42):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Well, that's the way we kick off work week right here,
and I hope we are waking you up as we
do it. That is the plan. And sometime before you
go on with your day and into your week as
we head until the month of sept Timber, as we
finish out this week you will find a smile. Are
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you a web mistress? Whist miss web mistress? Is your
day today recognizing women in web design? That is the
web mistress. Let me find something about a guy and
Taylor can wake you up with with her her voice.
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You know the one that we like Cherry Popsicle Day
and Women's Equality Day. I think you are equal by
now you know, Good morning Jackie. No National Dog Day,
National dog Day, so we got women and dogs. I
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can't find a National White Guy Day. Should be coming
up anytime now. We call that Tuesday.
Speaker 7 (02:58):
We didn't hit the snooze button. Give us eight minutes.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
It'll get better and.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
We'll be back to get the winning beginning with three
important dates in history. See we're easing in to it there.
Good good morning, Big Shows on the radio. Coming up
we play Outburst Winter gets a hat, t shirt, tumbler
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on three dates in history, Liberal turn them into three categories.
It's on this date. In two thousand and seven, the
Rolling Stones closed their two year one hundred and forty
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seven concert A Bigger Bang Tour at oh Touring in London.
The box office gross the torch Seeds five hundred and
fifty eight million dollars, a record at the time. What
seventeen years ago Tiger's eighty one now half a billion dollars.
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I got in that money, not today's money.
Speaker 7 (04:11):
I keep toured too, I mean.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Move up to twenty fourteen, Burger King agreed to purchase
Canadian donut chain Tim Horton's for eleven point four billion dollars.
There are six hundred and forty Tim Hortons in the
US as of March twenty twenty four. I've never seen one.
They're like, they're three in Canada.
Speaker 5 (04:34):
Donuts, Yeah, Tim Horton, and they're supposed to have really
good coffee.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
Yeah, I'm over the coffee. Then I got it. Twenty
twenty three, the longest alligator ever was recorded in Mississippi.
It was fourteen feet three inches. It was captured in
Sunflower River. It weighed eight hundred two zero point five pounds.
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Well to say about that? Cheat him? John Boy chewed
him all right. But there's our three categories one eight
hundred Big Shows you told free line, Come on play
out birds next.
Speaker 8 (05:41):
Good morning.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
It's a Big Show on the radio. Monday morning, August
one of the sixth Today's featured track from the Big
Show Big Box. There's a playhouse. Dumb goes back to school.
Oh man, there's a classic. There's a keyword, dumb school.
I hit the Big Box at the Big Show dot Com.
Bray By Long, Tiger's motorcycle lawyer is regiter for the
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John Boy and Billy to give the prizes from the
big Prize being Let's go contested number one.
Speaker 8 (06:26):
This should really be a lot of fun when you're
playing Upburst.
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Have a hurry up and guess time you love the
best time you love a big shots per say.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Hey, I'm Mikey from Maynard Bell.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
Can I say we have a shot? Good morning Mike,
Good morning morning, Hey, my welcome. I appreciate it all right,
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soothing boys. Okay, well, Michael, let's get you do these
three categories and get you that big old loll Tiger's
prize back naming a hat for the big show bike.
How about that?
Speaker 9 (07:17):
Hey, that sounds great.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
All right, let's do it in five seconds. Give us
three members of the Rowland Stones ready to go.
Speaker 6 (07:27):
We're gonna do Charlie, Keith, and.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Now we need three donut shops. Ready go, You're gonna
do duncan.
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Alright, Christi, Krean and q P.
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Okay, yeah, we gotta look up the the new of
the Tim Horton seeing them Canadian donuts all about her.
All right, Well, let's get Mike through here in an
honor bore down Mississippi. Three animals that are long ready
to go, alligators, snake and draft Bama. Shoot him, John boy,
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Why you got the Lord Tiger's prize, fag. We'll get
to Mainsfield to you, buddy.
Speaker 10 (08:21):
Hey, I appreciate it, guys. All right, man, hey, the
first time call her too. All right, let's get down there.
All right, Hey, I'm waiting. I did not ask for
a shout out, all right, gonna turn you over the Jackie.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
All right there, buddy, appreciate it one a many hours.
Tell me your news on the other side. Monday Morning
song Robert O'Keane, h good morning, Big Shows on the
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radio on the Monday morning song My Man.
Speaker 9 (09:41):
That's done by Robert Earl Kane his band lying in the.
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Big Show Stradio.
Speaker 11 (09:46):
Sometimes I don't know what I'm doing.
Speaker 3 (09:51):
Come on, Jack and get ready to say anybody.
Speaker 9 (09:53):
Sometimes on my days are filled with right.
Speaker 12 (10:00):
As I traveled, I left some bad things ain't going
mid way because there's always someone swarming in my life.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
To keep swerving in my.
Speaker 11 (10:16):
Life, and it's causing lots of banger. I'm a honking
on my horror. I'm shooting you the fine, keep switching
on my bride lights.
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It's just too dim to.
Speaker 11 (10:37):
When you're swerving all lives pie by.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
You're running someone off.
Speaker 6 (10:42):
The road.
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The day Jove, why I thought I never.
Speaker 12 (10:52):
Never could love another hell else could I feed? But
now when you run into me, I can't believe I
could not.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
See your a'll take up No one's at the waiting.
Speaker 12 (11:15):
To keep swarming in my life, just causing lots of bags.
Speaker 3 (11:22):
I'm cussing out your name.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
I'm shooting you the fine.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
I keep switching on my bride lights.
Speaker 12 (11:34):
But you're just too dimpty. Now when you're swerving all lights,
how by you're running someone off the ride.
Speaker 8 (11:52):
Driving a big show.
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Good morning, make shows on the radio twenty minutes week,
Get Golf, our Mary O Monday, Yes album right now, Action.
Speaker 13 (12:31):
Hello friends, your old hell bird Fern. Here with another
overy oscillating edition of John Boy and Billy Playhouse, Today's
episode on the ball. As our story opens, a rather
unshaven man enters a salon.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
Uh, knock, knock, you take men here?
Speaker 7 (12:48):
This is a unisex salon.
Speaker 3 (12:50):
Yeah, I'm not interested in your pronouns. I just want
to know if you can give me a shave.
Speaker 7 (12:54):
Sure thing, Have a seat, Ben.
Speaker 3 (12:57):
There's so many darn places that just can't get the
job done well.
Speaker 7 (13:00):
It seems like a simple job.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
It seems like I.
Speaker 3 (13:03):
Have a terrible time getting a close shaver on my cheeks.
It absolutely but devils me.
Speaker 7 (13:08):
I got you, boo, I've got you. I've seen this
problem many times and I've got just the thing.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
Here you go, is this small wooden ball?
Speaker 7 (13:17):
Correct?
Speaker 3 (13:19):
So what am I supposed to do with this?
Speaker 7 (13:20):
We'll just pop it in your mouth and place it
between your chicken gum.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
Are you serious.
Speaker 3 (13:25):
I'm not the kind of guy that goes around popping
balls in his mouth.
Speaker 7 (13:31):
I'm not touching that with a ten football.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
Oh no, there's a ten foot pole.
Speaker 3 (13:35):
What kind of place is this suck?
Speaker 7 (13:39):
Do you want to close shave or not?
Speaker 6 (13:41):
Well?
Speaker 3 (13:42):
Okay, here goes.
Speaker 7 (13:46):
So do you from around here?
Speaker 1 (13:51):
Me too?
Speaker 7 (13:52):
How about this weather?
Speaker 9 (13:57):
Me too?
Speaker 7 (13:58):
Okay, there's the left side.
Speaker 14 (14:00):
Check it out.
Speaker 3 (14:01):
Oh oh my, oh my, that's as smooth as an egg.
Speaker 6 (14:08):
I told you.
Speaker 7 (14:09):
Okay, let's do the other side.
Speaker 3 (14:11):
I just had a thought. What happens if I swallow
this thing?
Speaker 7 (14:15):
No problem, just bring it back tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (14:17):
Oh okay.
Speaker 15 (14:18):
Like everyone else, we hope you enjoy John Billy and
Billy playhouse.
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I think the last guy ain't Haggis.
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Tune in next time and then we'll hear the customer
who hate the Hagers say.
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Hey, big man, let me hold a dollar. Yeah, good morning,
you got the big show on the radio.
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More chances for you to win coming up after your
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You stand la black.
Speaker 17 (15:02):
When I'm not mooching some of that fine Jacques Danielle
Whiskey and I play the right, fine, gumbo off my
best friend Woodrow Boodrow and that sassy sack of wife
and he's on Lisbeth. I'm listening to those two wacky
Cajun John Boy and Philly right there on that there.
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Big show Woe there is funny. I guarantee good morning,
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make shows on the radio.
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Go to do your Monday in morning, John Boys Wonderful
Vanes give away number one hundred and sixteen a brand
new double X L T shirt from a Ghost Strike Fishing.
Take it out there the Big Show dot com too
bigger than that. I didn't realize it was brand new,
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but Randy pointed out, yeah they fold mark now on
the down the middle. I taken it's been pretty shrunk.
That's probably why you didn't wear it. Maybe trying to
held it up in front of him. Yeah, there's a
double X and it's long. You know as a that
was that was during your don't didn't make anything to
put a period.
Speaker 7 (16:43):
I'm probably gonna regret this.
Speaker 13 (16:44):
But what is ghost.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
It's like fishing loure fishing fish. There's illuminate the bait.
Uh you mind want to check the mic stell ma.
I don't know, look them up the website ghost Strike
Fishing dot Com.
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Like that.
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Yeah, but no, yeah, that's all right. Well let me
show you in person.
Speaker 7 (17:11):
I didn't know. I should have just directed my question
right to the game war Brandy.
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it can be yours at the Big Show dot Com.
All right, good morning, got a big show on the
radio coming up. We played John Boydgevity. You went to
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By the way.
Speaker 1 (17:55):
No, yeah, go ahead and live for go like it
all right? Uh let's see here, yeah said, oh yeah,
we're kicking off our mary O. Monday. We were talking
about Pokey Pokemon last week and having some phone with
Grumpy old man. They had the big deal down in Hawaii.
So it's got Mario pontificating. So we have several subjects
we will we will hit today on piercings. Uh, why
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Mario does not fish or hunt? And we will start
when it was first out and Mario of course refers
to it as pokey man. Let's all right, so something
that that he has.
Speaker 18 (18:30):
Oh wait, it's just must be his theme song Monkeys
on the Road.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
So what about this pokey man thing?
Speaker 18 (18:43):
Pokey man, I don't understand. But the whole game video
deal is I got.
Speaker 19 (18:51):
A problem with you need is it video games or
game video or please do both of them?
Speaker 9 (18:57):
Please?
Speaker 20 (18:59):
We need get well, we need to get young ands out.
Give him a ten can, let him kick it, do something.
But said brun TV always.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
Hurt me, so they need to get out of the
house more. Please get that.
Speaker 20 (19:16):
It's the parents. The parents has got problems. Somebody needs
to take a board to the parents.
Speaker 1 (19:21):
And oh, we didn't have video games when it was
growing up.
Speaker 20 (19:27):
Do yeah, Daddy used to get have a little game
who he played. It was a bucket and a screwdriver
and go out in a lot and he said, we're
gonna play this game. He says, pick up all the
rocks out of the yak.
Speaker 18 (19:39):
That was our game. And if you don't, uh, the
object is, if you don't finish it, you get your buttet.
Speaker 3 (19:48):
What was the purpose of the screwdriver?
Speaker 18 (19:50):
Dig up the rocks to put him in the buck?
Speaker 1 (19:53):
Not even a shovel.
Speaker 18 (19:57):
He wasn't going that double rout.
Speaker 1 (19:59):
Oh no, you were grateful.
Speaker 18 (20:01):
I was good at it, Yeah, because I know how to.
Speaker 3 (20:08):
My daddy could hit.
Speaker 18 (20:10):
He hurts you.
Speaker 1 (20:13):
So it's just kids.
Speaker 9 (20:13):
They just get out, like all games, not just Pokemon,
it's just all the whole video.
Speaker 20 (20:17):
Games that they're sitting on their rumps too much, and
they sitting there and they'll go to the movies and
spend one thousand dollars to see some movie and it's
it's unbelievable.
Speaker 18 (20:27):
And then they come out in their cars.
Speaker 20 (20:28):
When they're sixteen years old and a seven thousand watt
speaker and I can't listen to my own radio through
the cars.
Speaker 18 (20:36):
I'm most start blowing up. Some cars don't have a
nose noise orderance or anything.
Speaker 9 (20:43):
Please, well they will, We'll we'll gradually move you up
through the teenhood.
Speaker 3 (20:46):
We were just worried about the video game with a kid,
so so get out.
Speaker 18 (20:50):
It's apparently I'm a little old, but I'll come back.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
So In summary, video games are bad.
Speaker 18 (20:56):
They're bad, bad, bad, And if your.
Speaker 1 (20:58):
Kids fail at a at a task, should beat.
Speaker 18 (21:00):
Them, give them a buckets.
Speaker 1 (21:06):
His heart a tire doctor. He was a tired doctor.
He was he didn't say his dad was Golden Gloves Champions.
Maybe you don't get that screw driver out, down that
bucket and pick up.
Speaker 7 (21:21):
With a yes, sir?
Speaker 1 (21:24):
All right, Well, let's play John Boyd Jeopardy. During the
Great Depression, while President Herbert Hoover was promising a chicken
in every pot, people in Texas, Florida and other parts
of the country were resorting to eating whatever they could catch,
including these animals which were nicknamed Hoover hogs.
Speaker 7 (21:44):
What is a gerbil?
Speaker 1 (21:48):
No made me think, though one ain't on a big show,
you told free line. We played John Boyd Jeopardy. Next,
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Good Morning, It's a Big Show on the radio. Rode
it to you Monday. Today's featuring track for the Big
Show Big Box as a playhousing titled Doug Goes back
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let's play Yells live across America.
Speaker 5 (22:46):
It's John Boyd Jupp and now your host. No, he's
never eaten Hoover hog, but at last year it's fair.
I saw him eat fried beer, chocolate covered bacon, and
something called elva.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
On a stick. John body like you hover looks as
I headed Jeff out of Saundy Daisy, Tennessee. Good morning, Jeff,
Good morning. Hey buddy, you got the first shot at
John Board Jeopardy today. So according uh, let's see here.
The Great Depression. Yeah, that was going on when President
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Herbert Hoover was promising a chicken in every pot. People
in Texas, Florida, other parts of the country were retorting
to eating whatever they could catch, including these animals, and
they were nicknamed Hoover hogs. What do you think, Jeff,
was it groundhog? Let's see, was it ground hogs? That
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would make sense, wouldn't it?
Speaker 9 (23:47):
That is not it?
Speaker 1 (23:48):
Well, Jeff, thanks for playing body, all right, thank you guys.
All right, man, let's go to Tracy down in Loosdale, Mississippi.
Good morning, Tracy, good morning. Hello, Well we know it's
not ground hogs. Tracy, what are you thinking?
Speaker 4 (24:05):
Armadillo?
Speaker 1 (24:06):
Armadillo? You are correct, work Tracy Big old Southern East
pets back head to you down loose.
Speaker 10 (24:19):
Dewn okay, first time call us John boys, all right,
you're not that chase.
Speaker 1 (24:25):
Thank you, You're welcome, Baby, hang on you the hoover
hogs armadillos. Oh is every life that was possible on
the half shell. They say, the.
Speaker 5 (24:37):
Kind of taste like pork hey, but at his bonus
they carry leprosy.
Speaker 1 (24:43):
Yeah, not that hungry. This is the award winning John
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Boy and Billy Big Show, the South's number one exports.
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John Milly ya mixy, I hear y'all got these boys
on the show.
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What was that lace?
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Rob Becker got that roadway show? Yeah, men, men, cavemen all.
I had everybody making the whole whole professions out of
the difference between men and women, all them stupid books
and lectures comedians. I guess it can be fun, but
I tell you, Rob, I listen to you now. I'm
kind of with you on that caveman deal, because my
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whole life can system how that I can better get
along with my wife? Take a club and beat me
with it.
Speaker 1 (26:07):
Now, I'm gonna break it down.
Speaker 9 (26:08):
For you, women and me, and this is gonna be
a service to you as well. I got twenty five
things women that we men want you to know. Learn
these just twenty five things, and you'll understand us. Everything
will be all right.
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We live happily ever after, okay right.
Speaker 9 (26:26):
Number one, Learn to work the toilet seat. If it's up,
don't come tell us about it. Put hit down yourself.
Number two. Don't cut your hair ever. Number three. Don't
make us guess.
Speaker 3 (26:42):
We hate that.
Speaker 9 (26:44):
Number four. If you ask a question you don't want
an answer to expect an answer you don't want to hear.
Number five. Sometimes we're not thinking about you. You must
learn to live with it. Number six never thinking about
quote the relationships. Number seven. Get rid of your cat. No,
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it's not different, it's just like every other cat. Number eight.
Dogs are better than any cats.
Speaker 21 (27:16):
Period.
Speaker 9 (27:16):
Number nine, Sunday equal sports.
Speaker 1 (27:20):
Number ten.
Speaker 9 (27:21):
Shopping is not everybody's idea of a good time. Number eleven.
Anything you wear is fine really. Number twelve you have
enough clothes. Number thirteen you have too many shoes. Number fourteen.
Crying is blackmail. Use it if you must, but don't
expect us to like it. Number fifteen. Your brother is
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an idiot. Number sixteen.
Speaker 1 (27:50):
Ask what, ask for what?
Speaker 9 (27:52):
Number sixteen This is for what you want. Subtle hints
don't work. Number seventeen.
Speaker 8 (28:00):
No, we don't know what day it is.
Speaker 9 (28:02):
We never will mark anniversaries. Number eighteen. Share the bathroom.
Number eighteen, Share the closet. Number twenty Yes and no
are perfectly acceptable answers.
Speaker 1 (28:16):
Number twenty one.
Speaker 9 (28:17):
A headache that lasts for seventeen months is a problem.
Speaker 1 (28:22):
See a doctor.
Speaker 9 (28:24):
Number twenty two. Nothing says I love you like sex
in the morning. Number twenty three. Foreign films are best
left to foreigners. Number twenty four check your all and
number twenty five. Don't give us fifty rules when twenty
five will do? John BOYD did that do it? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (28:45):
Pie?
Speaker 9 (28:46):
John Boymenicky, I have a nice day, John boy And.
Speaker 3 (28:50):
Phillis a woman fixing a car.
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That's like a pig trying to read Good morning Radio?
Dumb right heo on man, there's a big show on
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the radio for your Monday by Guy Marry on Monday.
Here in about twenty minutes of why he does not
fish or hunt. That's something to do with the grocery stores.
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Being easier, no one than to give away ane shock any.
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But glad you're here calls right now.
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And now deep thoughts with Zach the weed Guy's girlfriend
Mary j.
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O.
Speaker 7 (29:55):
Hey, Oh sorry, guys, was was cracking lacking my news?
Are y'all good? Good?
Speaker 21 (30:06):
I'm doing okay? You asking me, man, I've just been,
you know, laying around the eye. I was thinking about.
Speaker 7 (30:13):
Stuff, y'all. Y'all want to hear someone so cool?
Speaker 9 (30:20):
It was?
Speaker 21 (30:20):
My Saturday was going pretty well until I realized it
was Sunday.
Speaker 6 (30:26):
Don't you.
Speaker 7 (30:28):
If you eat.
Speaker 21 (30:29):
Meat as a comfort food, is that thing also considered
us support animal?
Speaker 7 (30:37):
Starting out dark for you, guys.
Speaker 21 (30:41):
So I went to the doctor the other day because
my feet were sore, and he told me gout.
Speaker 7 (30:46):
And I was like, but I just got here. Now
we're warming up.
Speaker 21 (30:58):
Remember when we were young, dude, like we'd sneak out
of the house to go to parties.
Speaker 7 (31:03):
But now we're older and sneak out of parties like
to go home. I'm sure, dude.
Speaker 21 (31:16):
My brother had me watching his kids while they went
out to eat, and I was helping them with their homework.
When a student fails a test, like is it the
student that did bad or the teacher?
Speaker 7 (31:30):
That's almost too true.
Speaker 21 (31:31):
Rightn't have to really think hard on that one, dude?
Speaker 7 (31:37):
Did you like?
Speaker 9 (31:38):
You know that?
Speaker 21 (31:39):
Like the youngest picture of you is also the oldest
picture of you, So I'll.
Speaker 7 (31:45):
Give you a minute. There you go, you caught up?
Speaker 9 (31:50):
Bruh.
Speaker 7 (31:54):
That celebrates Oh tell me we were on a time limit.
If Apple had a car, would you still have windows?
Randy is like, we want to know what does water taste?
Speaker 21 (32:17):
Like? Lots of school buses are back on the roads, y'all,
Like who closes the bus door after the bus driver
gets off?
Speaker 7 (32:34):
Do you just had a birthday?
Speaker 9 (32:39):
Randy?
Speaker 21 (32:43):
Birthday whoopie is having whoopee to celebrate your.
Speaker 7 (32:47):
Parents having made whoopee. You're welcome. Put a bow on
that man.
Speaker 21 (32:57):
If you're waiting for the waiter, aren't you the way later?
And the object of golf is to play the least
amount of golf. I got it figured out, okay, y'all
thinking hard, that's the object.
Speaker 7 (33:17):
Okay, one more?
Speaker 21 (33:19):
And then like I gotta go because school supplies are
on sale, and I don't go to school. I just
like the supplies so alligators can live up to one
hundred years. Just learn that, which is why there is
really a good chance that they'll see you later. I'll
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be here all week. Take your waitress. Yeah, I'll keep
rocking and I'll keep thinking later.
Speaker 19 (33:50):
Dude, Deep thoughts is brought to you by Hard Graves
potted meat product. Because it's four twenty somewhere I can
go for some of that.
Speaker 1 (34:03):
Good morning, you got the big show on the radio.
More chances you to win coming.
Speaker 16 (34:08):
Up after your news Wedthers parts. I stand on the hill,
but not for a thrill, for the breath of a
fresh kill. And never mind the man who contemplates doing
away with license plates. He stands alone anyhow, Bacon the
cookies of discontent, by the heat of the Launderman family
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leaving this soul.
Speaker 3 (34:34):
And then like in petrygo dot dot dot, you know,
kind of host set.
Speaker 8 (34:38):
Up, leaving this soul hating the waters of the Medulla
Oblong Goha with John Boy and Billy on the Big Show.
Speaker 2 (34:50):
You like that one, John Boy, good morning, it's a
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big show on the radio.
Speaker 1 (35:29):
I told you would celebrate here with course clear this fact.
Well now versus this morning on the State and two
thousand and seven the Rolling Stone's closed their two year
one hundred and forty seven concert a Bigger Bang tour,
an od tour in a London, England.
Speaker 9 (35:44):
Box office grosser tour seats five hundred and fifty eight
million dollars, a record at.
Speaker 1 (35:50):
The time that was only seventeen years ago. I don't believe.
Look they're back on to it again looking down.
Speaker 6 (36:00):
He ain't.
Speaker 1 (36:01):
Let me tell you there.
Speaker 9 (36:04):
With their big rock singers, they got golden fingers and
their love everywhere they go to sing about Edgie jumping
Jack Flash for two million dollars this year.
Speaker 1 (36:17):
They got models for wives and the lead wild lives
till or nothing but skin and bones.
Speaker 19 (36:24):
Six drugs and liquor. That's a life of a picker.
Speaker 1 (36:28):
When he's playing for the Rolling Stone.
Speaker 22 (36:31):
Rolling Stone men are looking for thirty years.
Speaker 1 (36:35):
Stuffink a couple of them, light bankquare rest, job.
Speaker 9 (36:40):
And rock and roll.
Speaker 7 (36:42):
It's a pick a futher roll. That's all.
Speaker 9 (36:48):
Very coming red.
Speaker 1 (36:50):
I caught Big Lips saying, I wig on MEPs.
Speaker 9 (36:54):
I'm a red knive, rocking rock cover.
Speaker 1 (36:57):
I wants to the Nasty with David Bowie fucking tall.
Speaker 9 (37:01):
You think about that, mcpak and mc keith he's got
green teeth, looks dead up and.
Speaker 22 (37:09):
Brian shows he was a down smack. Buddy's back on
the track. He's a pick of photo Rolling Stone, Rolling
Stone and are rocking thirty years stuff. Like a couple
of them My Way Queers, Stone, Miss Job.
Speaker 9 (37:26):
And Rock and Roll.
Speaker 14 (37:28):
There's a pick of for.
Speaker 1 (37:29):
The Rolling Stone.
Speaker 9 (37:33):
Showing up.
Speaker 23 (37:40):
He's shooting her off again.
Speaker 22 (37:43):
They got a lot of little teenage blue eyed groupies who'll.
Speaker 1 (37:48):
Do anything to say.
Speaker 22 (37:51):
But now there's a higher on his babysitters for five
hundred dollars a day.
Speaker 1 (37:57):
Well, they're all as hell.
Speaker 9 (37:59):
But the fans still ye.
Speaker 22 (38:01):
All the little girls.
Speaker 19 (38:03):
Still mop and they keep getting richer.
Speaker 1 (38:06):
But they take a lucky pitcher.
Speaker 9 (38:08):
They're the Rocking and the Rolling Stone, Rolling snow Men,
A rocket.
Speaker 7 (38:13):
For thirty years stuff.
Speaker 23 (38:15):
I think a couple of Mic big Quares Store, Mess Job.
Speaker 21 (38:20):
And Rock and Roll.
Speaker 6 (38:22):
There's a packer for the roll and stors, a picker
for the rolling ben.
Speaker 23 (38:28):
A rocket for thirty years stuff. I think a couple
of them, Mic big Quaers, Best Job and rock and Roll.
There's a packet for the roll and stall.
Speaker 2 (38:41):
Yeah, I see him right over all You
Still another pass back for you lessen thirty minutes from
right now. It's a big sello. Let somebody better damn
it than me, tell you than me? All right?
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Time by be the Big Show that still picking him
up at you?
Speaker 3 (00:17):
Whoa, it's you, Marcel? What am I doing well?
Speaker 4 (00:20):
When I'm not hanging up on racing fat boying trying
to cure beds of her terminal blondness, I'm listening to
my two favorite straight white Southern points, John Boy and
Billie on the Big Show. Oh, Marcel, just stop, no,
I won't tell Randy you said hello.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
Gota doodle doo? Is no just wearing his hat? Or
I got your try purlined dinner jacket. Have y'all noticed
the feather and then my cowboy bush hoogging hat.
Speaker 5 (01:27):
It matches perfectly now, the feather and the suit lime
green I get.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
But my brother, where did you find them shoes?
Speaker 6 (01:42):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Well, that's the way we kick off work week right here,
and I hope we are waking you up as we
do it. That is the plan. And sometime before you
go on with your day and into your week as
we head until the month of sept Timber, as we
finish out this week you will find a smile. Are
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you a web mistress? Whist miss web mistress? Is your
day today recognizing women in web design? That is the
web mistress. Let me find something about a guy and
Taylor can wake you up with with her her voice.
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You know the one that we like Cherry Popsicle Day
and Women's Equality Day. I think you are equal by
now you know, Good morning Jackie. No National Dog Day,
National dog Day, so we got women and dogs. I
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can't find a National White Guy Day. Should be coming
up anytime now. We call that Tuesday.
Speaker 7 (02:58):
We didn't hit the snooze button. Give us eight minutes.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
It'll get better and.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
We'll be back to get the winning beginning with three
important dates in history. See we're easing in to it there.
Good good morning, Big Shows on the radio. Coming up
we play Outburst Winter gets a hat, t shirt, tumbler
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on three dates in history, Liberal turn them into three categories.
It's on this date. In two thousand and seven, the
Rolling Stones closed their two year one hundred and forty
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seven concert A Bigger Bang Tour at oh Touring in London.
The box office gross the torch Seeds five hundred and
fifty eight million dollars, a record at the time. What
seventeen years ago Tiger's eighty one now half a billion dollars.
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I got in that money, not today's money.
Speaker 7 (04:11):
I keep toured too, I mean.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Move up to twenty fourteen, Burger King agreed to purchase
Canadian donut chain Tim Horton's for eleven point four billion dollars.
There are six hundred and forty Tim Hortons in the
US as of March twenty twenty four. I've never seen one.
They're like, they're three in Canada.
Speaker 5 (04:34):
Donuts, Yeah, Tim Horton, and they're supposed to have really
good coffee.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
Yeah, I'm over the coffee. Then I got it. Twenty
twenty three, the longest alligator ever was recorded in Mississippi.
It was fourteen feet three inches. It was captured in
Sunflower River. It weighed eight hundred two zero point five pounds.
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Well to say about that? Cheat him? John Boy chewed
him all right. But there's our three categories one eight
hundred Big Shows you told free line, Come on play
out birds next.
Speaker 8 (05:41):
Good morning.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
It's a Big Show on the radio. Monday morning, August
one of the sixth Today's featured track from the Big
Show Big Box. There's a playhouse. Dumb goes back to school.
Oh man, there's a classic. There's a keyword, dumb school.
I hit the Big Box at the Big Show dot Com.
Bray By Long, Tiger's motorcycle lawyer is regiter for the
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let's play upburst. It's the game that anyone can win.
John Boy and Billy to give the prizes from the
big Prize being Let's go contested number one.
Speaker 8 (06:26):
This should really be a lot of fun when you're
playing Upburst.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Have a hurry up and guess time you love the
best time you love a big shots per say.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Hey, I'm Mikey from Maynard Bell.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
Can I say we have a shot? Good morning Mike,
Good morning morning, Hey, my welcome. I appreciate it all right,
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soothing boys. Okay, well, Michael, let's get you do these
three categories and get you that big old loll Tiger's
prize back naming a hat for the big show bike.
How about that?
Speaker 9 (07:17):
Hey, that sounds great.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
All right, let's do it in five seconds. Give us
three members of the Rowland Stones ready to go.
Speaker 6 (07:27):
We're gonna do Charlie, Keith, and.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Now we need three donut shops. Ready go, You're gonna
do duncan.
Speaker 10 (07:39):
Alright, Christi, Krean and q P.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
Okay, yeah, we gotta look up the the new of
the Tim Horton seeing them Canadian donuts all about her.
All right, Well, let's get Mike through here in an
honor bore down Mississippi. Three animals that are long ready
to go, alligators, snake and draft Bama. Shoot him, John boy,
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Why you got the Lord Tiger's prize, fag. We'll get
to Mainsfield to you, buddy.
Speaker 10 (08:21):
Hey, I appreciate it, guys. All right, man, hey, the
first time call her too. All right, let's get down there.
All right, Hey, I'm waiting. I did not ask for
a shout out, all right, gonna turn you over the Jackie.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
All right there, buddy, appreciate it one a many hours.
Tell me your news on the other side. Monday Morning
song Robert O'Keane, h good morning, Big Shows on the
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radio on the Monday morning song My Man.
Speaker 9 (09:41):
That's done by Robert Earl Kane his band lying in the.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
Big Show Stradio.
Speaker 11 (09:46):
Sometimes I don't know what I'm doing.
Speaker 3 (09:51):
Come on, Jack and get ready to say anybody.
Speaker 9 (09:53):
Sometimes on my days are filled with right.
Speaker 12 (10:00):
As I traveled, I left some bad things ain't going
mid way because there's always someone swarming in my life.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
To keep swerving in my.
Speaker 11 (10:16):
Life, and it's causing lots of banger. I'm a honking
on my horror. I'm shooting you the fine, keep switching
on my bride lights.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
It's just too dim to.
Speaker 11 (10:37):
When you're swerving all lives pie by.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
You're running someone off.
Speaker 6 (10:42):
The road.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
The day Jove, why I thought I never.
Speaker 12 (10:52):
Never could love another hell else could I feed? But
now when you run into me, I can't believe I
could not.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
See your a'll take up No one's at the waiting.
Speaker 12 (11:15):
To keep swarming in my life, just causing lots of bags.
Speaker 3 (11:22):
I'm cussing out your name.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
I'm shooting you the fine.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
I keep switching on my bride lights.
Speaker 12 (11:34):
But you're just too dimpty. Now when you're swerving all lights,
how by you're running someone off the ride.
Speaker 8 (11:52):
Driving a big show.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
Good morning, make shows on the radio twenty minutes week,
Get Golf, our Mary O Monday, Yes album right now, Action.
Speaker 13 (12:31):
Hello friends, your old hell bird Fern. Here with another
overy oscillating edition of John Boy and Billy Playhouse, Today's
episode on the ball. As our story opens, a rather
unshaven man enters a salon.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
Uh, knock, knock, you take men here?
Speaker 7 (12:48):
This is a unisex salon.
Speaker 3 (12:50):
Yeah, I'm not interested in your pronouns. I just want
to know if you can give me a shave.
Speaker 7 (12:54):
Sure thing, Have a seat, Ben.
Speaker 3 (12:57):
There's so many darn places that just can't get the
job done well.
Speaker 7 (13:00):
It seems like a simple job.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
It seems like I.
Speaker 3 (13:03):
Have a terrible time getting a close shaver on my cheeks.
It absolutely but devils me.
Speaker 7 (13:08):
I got you, boo, I've got you. I've seen this
problem many times and I've got just the thing.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
Here you go, is this small wooden ball?
Speaker 7 (13:17):
Correct?
Speaker 3 (13:19):
So what am I supposed to do with this?
Speaker 7 (13:20):
We'll just pop it in your mouth and place it
between your chicken gum.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
Are you serious.
Speaker 3 (13:25):
I'm not the kind of guy that goes around popping
balls in his mouth.
Speaker 7 (13:31):
I'm not touching that with a ten football.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
Oh no, there's a ten foot pole.
Speaker 3 (13:35):
What kind of place is this suck?
Speaker 7 (13:39):
Do you want to close shave or not?
Speaker 6 (13:41):
Well?
Speaker 3 (13:42):
Okay, here goes.
Speaker 7 (13:46):
So do you from around here?
Speaker 1 (13:51):
Me too?
Speaker 7 (13:52):
How about this weather?
Speaker 9 (13:57):
Me too?
Speaker 7 (13:58):
Okay, there's the left side.
Speaker 14 (14:00):
Check it out.
Speaker 3 (14:01):
Oh oh my, oh my, that's as smooth as an egg.
Speaker 6 (14:08):
I told you.
Speaker 7 (14:09):
Okay, let's do the other side.
Speaker 3 (14:11):
I just had a thought. What happens if I swallow
this thing?
Speaker 7 (14:15):
No problem, just bring it back tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (14:17):
Oh okay.
Speaker 15 (14:18):
Like everyone else, we hope you enjoy John Billy and
Billy playhouse.
Speaker 3 (14:32):
I think the last guy ain't Haggis.
Speaker 13 (14:36):
Tune in next time and then we'll hear the customer
who hate the Hagers say.
Speaker 6 (14:42):
Hey, big man, let me hold a dollar. Yeah, good morning,
you got the big show on the radio.
Speaker 16 (14:55):
More chances for you to win coming up after your
news weathers mart This y'all tells.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
You stand la black.
Speaker 17 (15:02):
When I'm not mooching some of that fine Jacques Danielle
Whiskey and I play the right, fine, gumbo off my
best friend Woodrow Boodrow and that sassy sack of wife
and he's on Lisbeth. I'm listening to those two wacky
Cajun John Boy and Philly right there on that there.
Speaker 14 (15:16):
Big show Woe there is funny. I guarantee good morning,
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make shows on the radio.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
Go to do your Monday in morning, John Boys Wonderful
Vanes give away number one hundred and sixteen a brand
new double X L T shirt from a Ghost Strike Fishing.
Take it out there the Big Show dot com too
bigger than that. I didn't realize it was brand new,
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but Randy pointed out, yeah they fold mark now on
the down the middle. I taken it's been pretty shrunk.
That's probably why you didn't wear it. Maybe trying to
held it up in front of him. Yeah, there's a
double X and it's long. You know as a that
was that was during your don't didn't make anything to
put a period.
Speaker 7 (16:43):
I'm probably gonna regret this.
Speaker 13 (16:44):
But what is ghost.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
It's like fishing loure fishing fish. There's illuminate the bait.
Uh you mind want to check the mic stell ma.
I don't know, look them up the website ghost Strike
Fishing dot Com.
Speaker 8 (17:03):
Like that.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
Yeah, but no, yeah, that's all right. Well let me
show you in person.
Speaker 7 (17:11):
I didn't know. I should have just directed my question
right to the game war Brandy.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
Yeah that versual ward over here goes anyway. Yeah, so
it can be yours at the Big Show dot Com.
All right, good morning, got a big show on the
radio coming up. We played John Boydgevity. You went to
Southern East Pets back. You know, we all love our
dogs National Dog Day. By the way, if yours has
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Speaker 9 (17:54):
By the way.
Speaker 1 (17:55):
No, yeah, go ahead and live for go like it
all right? Uh let's see here, yeah said, oh yeah,
we're kicking off our mary O. Monday. We were talking
about Pokey Pokemon last week and having some phone with
Grumpy old man. They had the big deal down in Hawaii.
So it's got Mario pontificating. So we have several subjects
we will we will hit today on piercings. Uh, why
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Mario does not fish or hunt? And we will start
when it was first out and Mario of course refers
to it as pokey man. Let's all right, so something
that that he has.
Speaker 18 (18:30):
Oh wait, it's just must be his theme song Monkeys
on the Road.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
So what about this pokey man thing?
Speaker 18 (18:43):
Pokey man, I don't understand. But the whole game video
deal is I got.
Speaker 19 (18:51):
A problem with you need is it video games or
game video or please do both of them?
Speaker 9 (18:57):
Please?
Speaker 20 (18:59):
We need get well, we need to get young ands out.
Give him a ten can, let him kick it, do something.
But said brun TV always.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
Hurt me, so they need to get out of the
house more. Please get that.
Speaker 20 (19:16):
It's the parents. The parents has got problems. Somebody needs
to take a board to the parents.
Speaker 1 (19:21):
And oh, we didn't have video games when it was
growing up.
Speaker 20 (19:27):
Do yeah, Daddy used to get have a little game
who he played. It was a bucket and a screwdriver
and go out in a lot and he said, we're
gonna play this game. He says, pick up all the
rocks out of the yak.
Speaker 18 (19:39):
That was our game. And if you don't, uh, the
object is, if you don't finish it, you get your buttet.
Speaker 3 (19:48):
What was the purpose of the screwdriver?
Speaker 18 (19:50):
Dig up the rocks to put him in the buck?
Speaker 1 (19:53):
Not even a shovel.
Speaker 18 (19:57):
He wasn't going that double rout.
Speaker 1 (19:59):
Oh no, you were grateful.
Speaker 18 (20:01):
I was good at it, Yeah, because I know how to.
Speaker 3 (20:08):
My daddy could hit.
Speaker 18 (20:10):
He hurts you.
Speaker 1 (20:13):
So it's just kids.
Speaker 9 (20:13):
They just get out, like all games, not just Pokemon,
it's just all the whole video.
Speaker 20 (20:17):
Games that they're sitting on their rumps too much, and
they sitting there and they'll go to the movies and
spend one thousand dollars to see some movie and it's
it's unbelievable.
Speaker 18 (20:27):
And then they come out in their cars.
Speaker 20 (20:28):
When they're sixteen years old and a seven thousand watt
speaker and I can't listen to my own radio through
the cars.
Speaker 18 (20:36):
I'm most start blowing up. Some cars don't have a
nose noise orderance or anything.
Speaker 9 (20:43):
Please, well they will, We'll we'll gradually move you up
through the teenhood.
Speaker 3 (20:46):
We were just worried about the video game with a kid,
so so get out.
Speaker 18 (20:50):
It's apparently I'm a little old, but I'll come back.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
So In summary, video games are bad.
Speaker 18 (20:56):
They're bad, bad, bad, And if your.
Speaker 1 (20:58):
Kids fail at a at a task, should beat.
Speaker 18 (21:00):
Them, give them a buckets.
Speaker 1 (21:06):
His heart a tire doctor. He was a tired doctor.
He was he didn't say his dad was Golden Gloves Champions.
Maybe you don't get that screw driver out, down that
bucket and pick up.
Speaker 7 (21:21):
With a yes, sir?
Speaker 1 (21:24):
All right, Well, let's play John Boyd Jeopardy. During the
Great Depression, while President Herbert Hoover was promising a chicken
in every pot, people in Texas, Florida and other parts
of the country were resorting to eating whatever they could catch,
including these animals which were nicknamed Hoover hogs.
Speaker 7 (21:44):
What is a gerbil?
Speaker 1 (21:48):
No made me think, though one ain't on a big show,
you told free line. We played John Boyd Jeopardy. Next,
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Good Morning, It's a Big Show on the radio. Rode
it to you Monday. Today's featuring track for the Big
Show Big Box as a playhousing titled Doug Goes back
to School for keyword Dub School brought you by Lawn
Tiger's Motorcycle Lawyers at ride Dresser we'rennaut some Big Show
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let's play Yells live across America.
Speaker 5 (22:46):
It's John Boyd Jupp and now your host. No, he's
never eaten Hoover hog, but at last year it's fair.
I saw him eat fried beer, chocolate covered bacon, and
something called elva.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
On a stick. John body like you hover looks as
I headed Jeff out of Saundy Daisy, Tennessee. Good morning, Jeff,
Good morning. Hey buddy, you got the first shot at
John Board Jeopardy today. So according uh, let's see here.
The Great Depression. Yeah, that was going on when President
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Herbert Hoover was promising a chicken in every pot. People
in Texas, Florida, other parts of the country were retorting
to eating whatever they could catch, including these animals, and
they were nicknamed Hoover hogs. What do you think, Jeff,
was it groundhog? Let's see, was it ground hogs? That
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would make sense, wouldn't it?
Speaker 9 (23:47):
That is not it?
Speaker 1 (23:48):
Well, Jeff, thanks for playing body, all right, thank you guys.
All right, man, let's go to Tracy down in Loosdale, Mississippi.
Good morning, Tracy, good morning. Hello, Well we know it's
not ground hogs. Tracy, what are you thinking?
Speaker 4 (24:05):
Armadillo?
Speaker 1 (24:06):
Armadillo? You are correct, work Tracy Big old Southern East
pets back head to you down loose.
Speaker 10 (24:19):
Dewn okay, first time call us John boys, all right,
you're not that chase.
Speaker 1 (24:25):
Thank you, You're welcome, Baby, hang on you the hoover
hogs armadillos. Oh is every life that was possible on
the half shell. They say, the.
Speaker 5 (24:37):
Kind of taste like pork hey, but at his bonus
they carry leprosy.
Speaker 1 (24:43):
Yeah, not that hungry. This is the award winning John
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Boy and Billy Big Show, the South's number one exports.
Speaker 9 (25:30):
John Milly ya mixy, I hear y'all got these boys
on the show.
Speaker 1 (25:36):
What was that lace?
Speaker 9 (25:37):
Rob Becker got that roadway show? Yeah, men, men, cavemen all.
I had everybody making the whole whole professions out of
the difference between men and women, all them stupid books
and lectures comedians. I guess it can be fun, but
I tell you, Rob, I listen to you now. I'm
kind of with you on that caveman deal, because my
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whole life can system how that I can better get
along with my wife? Take a club and beat me
with it.
Speaker 1 (26:07):
Now, I'm gonna break it down.
Speaker 9 (26:08):
For you, women and me, and this is gonna be
a service to you as well. I got twenty five
things women that we men want you to know. Learn
these just twenty five things, and you'll understand us. Everything
will be all right.
Speaker 1 (26:22):
We live happily ever after, okay right.
Speaker 9 (26:26):
Number one, Learn to work the toilet seat. If it's up,
don't come tell us about it. Put hit down yourself.
Number two. Don't cut your hair ever. Number three. Don't
make us guess.
Speaker 3 (26:42):
We hate that.
Speaker 9 (26:44):
Number four. If you ask a question you don't want
an answer to expect an answer you don't want to hear.
Number five. Sometimes we're not thinking about you. You must
learn to live with it. Number six never thinking about
quote the relationships. Number seven. Get rid of your cat. No,
(27:08):
it's not different, it's just like every other cat. Number eight.
Dogs are better than any cats.
Speaker 21 (27:16):
Period.
Speaker 9 (27:16):
Number nine, Sunday equal sports.
Speaker 1 (27:20):
Number ten.
Speaker 9 (27:21):
Shopping is not everybody's idea of a good time. Number eleven.
Anything you wear is fine really. Number twelve you have
enough clothes. Number thirteen you have too many shoes. Number fourteen.
Crying is blackmail. Use it if you must, but don't
expect us to like it. Number fifteen. Your brother is
(27:46):
an idiot. Number sixteen.
Speaker 1 (27:50):
Ask what, ask for what?
Speaker 9 (27:52):
Number sixteen This is for what you want. Subtle hints
don't work. Number seventeen.
Speaker 8 (28:00):
No, we don't know what day it is.
Speaker 9 (28:02):
We never will mark anniversaries. Number eighteen. Share the bathroom.
Number eighteen, Share the closet. Number twenty Yes and no
are perfectly acceptable answers.
Speaker 1 (28:16):
Number twenty one.
Speaker 9 (28:17):
A headache that lasts for seventeen months is a problem.
Speaker 1 (28:22):
See a doctor.
Speaker 9 (28:24):
Number twenty two. Nothing says I love you like sex
in the morning. Number twenty three. Foreign films are best
left to foreigners. Number twenty four check your all and
number twenty five. Don't give us fifty rules when twenty
five will do? John BOYD did that do it? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (28:45):
Pie?
Speaker 9 (28:46):
John Boymenicky, I have a nice day, John boy And.
Speaker 3 (28:50):
Phillis a woman fixing a car.
Speaker 1 (28:53):
That's like a pig trying to read Good morning Radio?
Dumb right heo on man, there's a big show on
(29:26):
the radio for your Monday by Guy Marry on Monday.
Here in about twenty minutes of why he does not
fish or hunt. That's something to do with the grocery stores.
Speaker 3 (29:36):
Being easier, no one than to give away ane shock any.
Speaker 1 (29:40):
But glad you're here calls right now.
Speaker 19 (29:46):
And now deep thoughts with Zach the weed Guy's girlfriend
Mary j.
Speaker 9 (29:54):
O.
Speaker 7 (29:55):
Hey, Oh sorry, guys, was was cracking lacking my news?
Are y'all good? Good?
Speaker 21 (30:06):
I'm doing okay? You asking me, man, I've just been,
you know, laying around the eye. I was thinking about.
Speaker 7 (30:13):
Stuff, y'all. Y'all want to hear someone so cool?
Speaker 9 (30:20):
It was?
Speaker 21 (30:20):
My Saturday was going pretty well until I realized it
was Sunday.
Speaker 6 (30:26):
Don't you.
Speaker 7 (30:28):
If you eat.
Speaker 21 (30:29):
Meat as a comfort food, is that thing also considered
us support animal?
Speaker 7 (30:37):
Starting out dark for you, guys.
Speaker 21 (30:41):
So I went to the doctor the other day because
my feet were sore, and he told me gout.
Speaker 7 (30:46):
And I was like, but I just got here. Now
we're warming up.
Speaker 21 (30:58):
Remember when we were young, dude, like we'd sneak out
of the house to go to parties.
Speaker 7 (31:03):
But now we're older and sneak out of parties like
to go home. I'm sure, dude.
Speaker 21 (31:16):
My brother had me watching his kids while they went
out to eat, and I was helping them with their homework.
When a student fails a test, like is it the
student that did bad or the teacher?
Speaker 7 (31:30):
That's almost too true.
Speaker 21 (31:31):
Rightn't have to really think hard on that one, dude?
Speaker 7 (31:37):
Did you like?
Speaker 9 (31:38):
You know that?
Speaker 21 (31:39):
Like the youngest picture of you is also the oldest
picture of you, So I'll.
Speaker 7 (31:45):
Give you a minute. There you go, you caught up?
Speaker 9 (31:50):
Bruh.
Speaker 7 (31:54):
That celebrates Oh tell me we were on a time limit.
If Apple had a car, would you still have windows?
Randy is like, we want to know what does water taste?
Speaker 21 (32:17):
Like? Lots of school buses are back on the roads, y'all,
Like who closes the bus door after the bus driver
gets off?
Speaker 7 (32:34):
Do you just had a birthday?
Speaker 9 (32:39):
Randy?
Speaker 21 (32:43):
Birthday whoopie is having whoopee to celebrate your.
Speaker 7 (32:47):
Parents having made whoopee. You're welcome. Put a bow on
that man.
Speaker 21 (32:57):
If you're waiting for the waiter, aren't you the way later?
And the object of golf is to play the least
amount of golf. I got it figured out, okay, y'all
thinking hard, that's the object.
Speaker 7 (33:17):
Okay, one more?
Speaker 21 (33:19):
And then like I gotta go because school supplies are
on sale, and I don't go to school. I just
like the supplies so alligators can live up to one
hundred years. Just learn that, which is why there is
really a good chance that they'll see you later. I'll
(33:44):
be here all week. Take your waitress. Yeah, I'll keep
rocking and I'll keep thinking later.
Speaker 19 (33:50):
Dude, Deep thoughts is brought to you by Hard Graves
potted meat product. Because it's four twenty somewhere I can
go for some of that.
Speaker 1 (34:03):
Good morning, you got the big show on the radio.
More chances you to win coming.
Speaker 16 (34:08):
Up after your news Wedthers parts. I stand on the hill,
but not for a thrill, for the breath of a
fresh kill. And never mind the man who contemplates doing
away with license plates. He stands alone anyhow, Bacon the
cookies of discontent, by the heat of the Launderman family
(34:31):
leaving this soul.
Speaker 3 (34:34):
And then like in petrygo dot dot dot, you know,
kind of host set.
Speaker 8 (34:38):
Up, leaving this soul hating the waters of the Medulla
Oblong Goha with John Boy and Billy on the Big Show.
Speaker 2 (34:50):
You like that one, John Boy, good morning, it's a
(35:28):
big show on the radio.
Speaker 1 (35:29):
I told you would celebrate here with course clear this fact.
Well now versus this morning on the State and two
thousand and seven the Rolling Stone's closed their two year
one hundred and forty seven concert a Bigger Bang tour,
an od tour in a London, England.
Speaker 9 (35:44):
Box office grosser tour seats five hundred and fifty eight
million dollars, a record at.
Speaker 1 (35:50):
The time that was only seventeen years ago. I don't believe.
Look they're back on to it again looking down.
Speaker 6 (36:00):
He ain't.
Speaker 1 (36:01):
Let me tell you there.
Speaker 9 (36:04):
With their big rock singers, they got golden fingers and
their love everywhere they go to sing about Edgie jumping
Jack Flash for two million dollars this year.
Speaker 1 (36:17):
They got models for wives and the lead wild lives
till or nothing but skin and bones.
Speaker 19 (36:24):
Six drugs and liquor. That's a life of a picker.
Speaker 1 (36:28):
When he's playing for the Rolling Stone.
Speaker 22 (36:31):
Rolling Stone men are looking for thirty years.
Speaker 1 (36:35):
Stuffink a couple of them, light bankquare rest, job.
Speaker 9 (36:40):
And rock and roll.
Speaker 7 (36:42):
It's a pick a futher roll. That's all.
Speaker 9 (36:48):
Very coming red.
Speaker 1 (36:50):
I caught Big Lips saying, I wig on MEPs.
Speaker 9 (36:54):
I'm a red knive, rocking rock cover.
Speaker 1 (36:57):
I wants to the Nasty with David Bowie fucking tall.
Speaker 9 (37:01):
You think about that, mcpak and mc keith he's got
green teeth, looks dead up and.
Speaker 22 (37:09):
Brian shows he was a down smack. Buddy's back on
the track. He's a pick of photo Rolling Stone, Rolling
Stone and are rocking thirty years stuff. Like a couple
of them My Way Queers, Stone, Miss Job.
Speaker 9 (37:26):
And Rock and Roll.
Speaker 14 (37:28):
There's a pick of for.
Speaker 1 (37:29):
The Rolling Stone.
Speaker 9 (37:33):
Showing up.
Speaker 23 (37:40):
He's shooting her off again.
Speaker 22 (37:43):
They got a lot of little teenage blue eyed groupies who'll.
Speaker 1 (37:48):
Do anything to say.
Speaker 22 (37:51):
But now there's a higher on his babysitters for five
hundred dollars a day.
Speaker 1 (37:57):
Well, they're all as hell.
Speaker 9 (37:59):
But the fans still ye.
Speaker 22 (38:01):
All the little girls.
Speaker 19 (38:03):
Still mop and they keep getting richer.
Speaker 1 (38:06):
But they take a lucky pitcher.
Speaker 9 (38:08):
They're the Rocking and the Rolling Stone, Rolling snow Men,
A rocket.
Speaker 7 (38:13):
For thirty years stuff.
Speaker 23 (38:15):
I think a couple of Mic big Quares Store, Mess Job.
Speaker 21 (38:20):
And Rock and Roll.
Speaker 6 (38:22):
There's a packer for the roll and stors, a picker
for the rolling ben.
Speaker 23 (38:28):
A rocket for thirty years stuff. I think a couple
of them, Mic big Quaers, Best Job and rock and Roll.
There's a packet for the roll and stall.
Speaker 2 (38:41):
Yeah, I see him right over all You
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