August 27, 2024 • 40 mins
Tuesday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, a classic Playhouse where Randy Goes Butch.. - Tater unwraps a new edition of What to Watch.. - Pee Wee Herman would have turned 72 today, so we’ll honor his memory.. - Bob Ibach has another offer for sports memorabilia collectors.. - Terry Hanson has his Sports Briefs - telling how he ended up with a police car on the field at the ball game!.. - and the Marvin Webster takes a real world look at Gilligan’s Island.
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Loving out on.
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of the man rough the pee wee dance. There's nothing
not the pe pe danceing pe wee as in pee
Wee Herman, really little pointy man make you feel good
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wee wish he had a boys like that? Well you
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but that's what Julie Andrews training the princess or something that's.
Speaker 4 (03:47):
Right with Van Hathaway. We saw that too.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Why I didn't say watch it. I thought it was
it was the other.
Speaker 5 (03:55):
Ones to finish your favorite scene.
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But now I'm I.
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Didn't even see Julie Andrews. I just saw pop up.
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I mean, you know, it was like from early two thousands. Okay,
so she played the queen.
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jailed without bond for first degree murder.
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Wow, up to him, the very suspect. He was doing
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Why I'm on a hour top of your news special
playhouse Randy going Budge this you love m h yeah,
(09:18):
no on the radio. Oh don't believe that. Randy here
on the radio, girln Man being like that. That's Cissy.
All right, five what do you got? Let's get all right?
They telling me five bucks from that big game.
Speaker 7 (09:35):
You know.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
Here we go, we're acting here. That's sac action.
Speaker 12 (09:44):
Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode The
Butcher stops here. As our story opens, Citizen Randy is
trying to unwind at a local watering hole after work
when he's approached by a big show.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
Hey, excuse me.
Speaker 13 (10:03):
Are you Randy from the John Boy and Billy Show?
Speaker 1 (10:06):
Ah geez, yeah, yeah, it's me.
Speaker 9 (10:08):
What you want.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
I don't do autographs.
Speaker 13 (10:10):
No, I don't mean to bother you or anything. I
just thought I recognized you. I'm the president of the
Star Trek Fan Club of the Southeast. I just wanted
to offer you a couple of passes to our upcoming
show at the Holiday Inn.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
Oh you gotta be kidding me.
Speaker 11 (10:22):
Waste a day of my life rubbing elbows with a
bunch of sci fi geeks that wear.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
Rubber ears and still live at home with their parents.
Speaker 14 (10:29):
I don't think soil pal, but I heard you were
a big Trek fan. Oh give me a break. Star
Trek is so much as big a waste of time
as the Internet. Well I thought you were a big
web surfer too hardly. But hey, if you get any
good neudy pictures of Terry Hatcher.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
Or maybe we can talk.
Speaker 13 (10:45):
Man, you're a lot different than I imagine. You don't
even wear those sissy looking clothes.
Speaker 11 (10:50):
Hey, pal, it's called show business, it ain't a real life.
So what do you think of these leather pants? Really
show off the old fruit basket, don't you think, boy,
John Boy make you out to be a real geek
or something?
Speaker 3 (11:02):
Eh?
Speaker 11 (11:02):
Yeah, well those morons wouldn't know how to wipe their
own nose if it weren't for me.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
Who do you think writes all that stuff them?
Speaker 5 (11:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (11:09):
All right, excuse me, Randy may Hunch, just one momo
of your time.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
Jeez, it's Bigfoot himself. Hey, Curly, I told you when
we're not on the air, it's Butch. Okay, now do
your mind I'm talking here. Well sorry Butch, but a
fellow over there was just trying to talk to me
about sports. I wanted to ask you about this NASCAR
compling that we talked about on the show. I'm so confused.
It's Winston Cup racing. You talking, chimp. Hey, take a hike. Here,
(11:37):
go give me a pack of camel non filters. Way
up butts? Okay, pal, well you almost finished?
Speaker 7 (11:43):
Gee?
Speaker 13 (11:44):
Yeah, my wife wanted me to tell you that she
thinks that thing you do with the rose every week
for your wife is really sweet and she thinks you're
a really thoughtful.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
Give me a break. I got an annual contract to
the Floris.
Speaker 11 (11:55):
They come automatically goes on the credit card at the
end of the month. It's I know, brainer keeps her
out of my hair. Hey is that your wife waving
at you over there?
Speaker 1 (12:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (12:05):
That's all right there.
Speaker 11 (12:06):
Hey she's pretty hot. Yeah you mind if I take
her out in the parking lot and make out with
her for a few minutes.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
Now, you're going too far.
Speaker 13 (12:14):
I came over here to offer you a token of
my esteem for your work, and you've been a total jackass.
Speaker 11 (12:19):
Hey, you want to give me something, how about giving
me back to five minutes of my life you just wasted.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
Take a hike, monkey boy, cher, Hey, your wife changes
her mind?
Speaker 15 (12:28):
You let me know.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
Huh boy, I wish i'd known me in high school. Nurse,
how about another vodka rocks over here and keep on coming. Hey,
what time you get off work?
Speaker 12 (12:51):
We hope you've enjoyed John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Tune
in again next time. When will it hear Butcher.
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Say good Juesday Morning, Big shows on the radio, All ride,
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Now Deep thoughts with Zach the Weed Guy's girlfriend Mary Jane.
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Oh, hey, oh sorry, guys, was uh, what's crack alacking
my news?
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Are y'all good?
Speaker 9 (13:55):
Well?
Speaker 2 (13:56):
Good?
Speaker 7 (13:57):
I'm doing okay, I'm shade you asking me man. I've
just been, you know, laying around the eyes thinking about stuff.
Speaker 4 (14:05):
Y'all y'all want to hear someone so cool?
Speaker 7 (14:11):
That was my Saturday was going pretty well until I
realized it was Sunday.
Speaker 5 (14:18):
Don't you.
Speaker 7 (14:20):
If you eat meat as a comfort food, is it
then also considered us support animal? Starting out dark for
you guys. So I went to the doctor the other
day because my feet were sore and he told me gout.
Speaker 6 (14:38):
And I was like, but I just got here.
Speaker 7 (14:45):
Now we're warming up. Remember when we were young, dude,
like we'd sneak out of the house to go to parties.
Speaker 6 (14:54):
But now we're.
Speaker 7 (14:56):
Older and sneak out of parties like to go home.
I'm sure, dude. My brother had me watching his kids
while they went out to eat, and I was helping
them with their homework. When a student fails a test,
(15:16):
like is it the student that did bad or the teacher?
That's almost too true, right, didn't have to really think
hard on that one, dude, did you like?
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You know that?
Speaker 7 (15:30):
Like the youngest picture of you is also the oldest
picture of you. I'll give you a minute. There you go,
you caught up? Bruh. That celebrates Oh tell me we
(15:53):
were on a time limit. If Apple had a car,
we do you still have windows?
Speaker 2 (16:01):
Randy is like, we.
Speaker 7 (16:04):
Want to know.
Speaker 4 (16:07):
What does water taste?
Speaker 14 (16:09):
Like?
Speaker 7 (16:16):
Lots of school buses are back on the roads, y'all,
Like who closes the bus door after the bus driver
gets off?
Speaker 4 (16:26):
Do you just had a birthday?
Speaker 1 (16:31):
Randy?
Speaker 7 (16:34):
Birthday whoopie is having whoopee to celebrate.
Speaker 4 (16:38):
Your parents having made whoopee.
Speaker 7 (16:43):
You're welcome.
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Put a bow on that man.
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If you're waiting for the waiter, aren't you the waiter?
And the object of golf is to play the least
amount of golf. I got it figured out. Okay, y'all
thinking hard, that's the object. Okay, one more and then
(17:11):
like I gotta go because school supplies are on sale
and I don't go to school.
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I just like the supplies.
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So alligators can live up to one hundred years. Just
learn that, which is why there is really a good
chance that they'll.
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See you later.
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I'll be here all week. Took your waitress. Y'all keep
rocking and I'll keep thinking later, dudes.
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Good morning, you got the Big Show on the radio.
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Yo.
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When I say there will be history, I didn't mean
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Speaker 5 (20:29):
Let's look at the box office from the weekend. Deadpool
and Wolverine returned to the number one position this past
weekend after dipping down to second place for one weekenday.
Last weekend's top movie Alien Romulus dropped to second place. Okay,
third place went to it ends with us. It stayed
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(20:52):
Let's see Blink twice director Zoe Kravitz thriller movie starring
Channing Tatum her Hey Say.
Speaker 4 (21:01):
Came in fourth place.
Speaker 5 (21:02):
It opened their debuted last weekend and it opened in
fourth And the biblical drama The Forge came in fifth place.
The Crow, also the reboot to The Crow, also came
out this past weekend and it showed up in eighth
placeh Movie's coming out this Friday. Dennis Quaid is starring
in Reagan. The movie Oh Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, that's right
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Talking about willis Yeah. Yes, and that's part of the
last part of his life just unwound. I mean it
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Yeah.
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So if you want to see the behind the scenes
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Speaker 1 (23:12):
I just wanted to go back and get to work
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work Wow.
Speaker 6 (23:20):
Promotion about that.
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Remember the very first year I told you about it, Stick,
my little son's buddy, You went up there from Charlotte
to work on that where they're filming it up in
New York. So yeah, good, So you're welcome. Let's get
us a winner. Let's play John Boy Jeopardy. Jump right
(24:05):
in here with you. Yesterday's question. We found out during
the Great Depression, while President Herbert Hoover was promising a
chicken in every pot, people down here in the South
was resorting to eat and whatever they could. You know,
we live off the land. We were looking for these
animals which they nicknamed hoover hogs.
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Are I don't remember?
Speaker 1 (24:25):
Remember the possum on a half shelldillo armadillos? All right?
Supposed to taste similar to pork. I suppose that it
tastes like chicken. It tastes like piggy. Okay, all right,
Today's John Boy Jeopardy. On his two year trip to
the South Pole in the nineteen thirties, Admiral Robert Bird
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carried two point five tons of this coin shaped candy,
enough to supply each crew member with one roll per day.
Speaker 4 (24:56):
What are breath mints?
Speaker 1 (25:01):
Oh? This is wild? Two point five tons of this
coin shaped candy.
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What you got?
Speaker 2 (25:08):
One?
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Eight hundred? Big show? You told free Line. We played
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Speaker 8 (26:10):
He's been known to pack two and a half tons
of candy for a road trip.
Speaker 1 (26:14):
And that's just a rightful beach. He loves candy cause
it yum yum, Eat him up.
Speaker 6 (26:21):
He's John Boy.
Speaker 1 (26:25):
They the ball out of Steubenville, Ohio. Good morning, Paul,
Good morning, Hey buddy, were all good, Pa? You got
the first shot at it, Buddy, the John Boy jemps.
Speaker 13 (26:40):
What this co plan?
Speaker 1 (26:42):
To say?
Speaker 5 (26:42):
It?
Speaker 8 (26:42):
Those chocolate coins, the chocolate gold coin.
Speaker 1 (26:47):
Okay, so let me let me let me run over
for people who are just joining us. A two year
trip to the South Pole in the thirties, Idmal Robert
Byrd carried two and a half tons of this candy,
enough to supply its crewmember with a day. So that's
what the coin shaped candy. And you are saying the
chocolate coins, is that right? Chocolate gold.
Speaker 11 (27:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (27:10):
Man, they're good too. In this down South Pole, they
wouldn't melt. Let's well, let's see show us some chocolate coins.
Wrapped up in the gold. Well, Paul, those are the
only ones I could think of. We're gonna have to
go find something later made me want some of those. Yeah,
(27:33):
all right, Paul, we appreciate you, buddy. I have a
great Yeah. Thank and I'm a first time caller to guys.
Let's say, you know, all right, there you go, buddy,
you try again, Paul, Thank you man, Thank you, sir.
Have a good day. All right, bro, you too. Let's
go to Eddie. He is over in Severeville, Tennessee. Good morning, Eddie,
Good morning, Hey buddy. All right, that is not those
(27:54):
little chocolate coins wrapped up in the gold paper that
we're looking for. What what do you think it is?
Is it Necko whaffers? Well, let's see. Is it Necko whiffers? Yes,
ain't that wafers?
Speaker 14 (28:12):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (28:14):
Nkoh yeah.
Speaker 8 (28:15):
It's the same company that makes those little Valentine hearts,
is that right?
Speaker 7 (28:19):
Yes?
Speaker 8 (28:20):
So that Valentine heart is a Nico wafer candy taste.
Speaker 1 (28:24):
Okay, So then that'd worry about a mountain and they
had them nice little slogans, you know, and them so
they were there at the South Korea.
Speaker 8 (28:30):
Yeah, b mine, Yeah, but if I was going to
be traveling through you know, you know, an environment that
could kill me for two years, and all you're gonna
give me is Nico wafers. I'm telling you, I'm gonna
start a rebellion gold to you.
Speaker 1 (28:42):
To seal it once long un Hey, will it worked
out for you? Eddie? You got the big old mount
Olive pickles prize pack. Head over to some Behearville for you.
Speaker 12 (28:52):
Alright, that sounds good, John Boy, all.
Speaker 1 (28:54):
Right, my boy, you hang on. All right, boy, say
tell me he didn't google it. That's just the way
he pronounces wafers echoch wipers. All right here, no way,
we're moving off.
Speaker 10 (29:10):
We're moving on.
Speaker 1 (29:46):
Good morning. It's a mix shall al radio.
Speaker 15 (29:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (29:49):
We put Randy in the pee wee section here, Big Joe,
big box. Our guys found out Peewee would have been
seventy two years old today. We got a little trouble.
We was right there covering that.
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My good friend Peee, Hi.
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Mario, just browsing today pee Wee.
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Well sort of I want to stock up on some supplies.
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Hope you so, m hm, how do you like school, billy? Peee?
I got some new items you might be interested in.
Now few goes into the back room where the adult
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Yeah, yeah, yes, yes, oh.
Speaker 1 (31:15):
God, he will my name. Don't wear it out? Hey,
hey you yah, you can't do that in here. Don't
you know that?
Speaker 4 (31:28):
Nobody hit me to that?
Speaker 11 (31:30):
Dude? Oh, for goodness sakes, it's a public theater.
Speaker 1 (31:34):
Wow, my mistake. I guess I'll be on my way.
Speaker 9 (31:39):
Then. Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me,
excuse me.
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That cops good about sa geez. I guess I was wrong.
Speaker 4 (31:58):
We don't have to involve you authorities in this matter,
do we, mister Buxton. I mean, it was a simple mistake,
and I'm really sorry.
Speaker 9 (32:11):
I apparently.
Speaker 1 (32:14):
I say kill him, I say we hang him, then
we kill him. I say, we stop him, then we go,
then we.
Speaker 15 (32:28):
Then we till.
Speaker 1 (33:02):
Good morning. There's a big show on the radio. You
Alabama fans got something you don't want to hear. In
about twenty minutes, I'm going bob bye Baba. Now go spoors.
Little tease for you real time people love this morning area.
Right now, Welcome to so say the Sharps a commentary
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on the events of the day with your host the Sharps.
Speaker 6 (33:28):
Thanks Lim, I'm Ricky and I'm Lucy and we're the Sharps.
Now let's get straight right on it.
Speaker 4 (33:34):
Haven't heard that, said sir Hoodie booon.
Speaker 7 (33:38):
Ah.
Speaker 6 (33:41):
Well, the Olympics are finally over ed, Doug too soon.
Speaker 4 (33:44):
I knowed for the get go it was going to
be obayis.
Speaker 6 (33:47):
You're talking about them opening ceremonies the Last Supper. If
Jesus was rue Paul, what the hell did Ringling brothers
leave the freak show door unlocked look.
Speaker 15 (33:58):
Like a gender revealed party and said we're just go
through that. Then it was time for the Parade of Nations.
I'd rather than have the athletes march around a track
like they nobly do. They put them all in boats
and took them down that stinky, polluted river.
Speaker 6 (34:11):
Took forever because they had to keep stopping the boats
to push all the turns out of the way.
Speaker 15 (34:17):
They trotted out poor little Slaine day On to sing
for two minutes. Lord, I thought she was going to
kill over girl.
Speaker 6 (34:24):
Eat a damn steak sandwich once in a while. You
ain't less than a dust bunny. And just when you
thought it couldn't get any weirder, here comes noted athlete
Snoop Dogg with the Olympic Doobie chirry thicker.
Speaker 1 (34:38):
Uh.
Speaker 15 (34:38):
And then it was time for sports. Got to see
some fellow dressed as a girl putch some poor real.
Speaker 1 (34:44):
Girl and the Olympics.
Speaker 6 (34:45):
That's called sport and dothing that's called You better hope
the cops find you before I do.
Speaker 15 (34:50):
From that point, I just checked it on the highlights.
But we were both watching the Day of the Breakdits
in cole petition.
Speaker 6 (34:58):
I was excited to see this because in my day
I was quite the breakdancer.
Speaker 15 (35:04):
I'll tell the truth. The football tabe is to put
you off to Jim Florydn's spinning like a twister arrow.
Speaker 6 (35:11):
But they did it to disco music, so it counts.
Speaker 15 (35:16):
Whatever you say, Boogloo shrimp. So we were settled in
with a Pates and Runt Deluxe. It's a Diet Cola.
Speaker 1 (35:23):
I'll tell you what.
Speaker 6 (35:24):
Them little Asian critters man, they had it going on.
Not only are they a wizard math, they can flat
bust the move. It was nice to see all these
young people up there keeping dance alive, popping and locking
and what all to beat? The band walk back to
the Love Eat and then it was Australia's turn, and
out walks this middle aged gal dressed like a country
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club busboy.
Speaker 15 (35:48):
Oh boy, that boy was she confident? All acted smugs
strutting a ridelight. She'd been studying rec Flair's entrance, but
then it came tired to come across with the Goods.
Speaker 1 (36:01):
What was her name again?
Speaker 4 (36:02):
Rachel Good went by the name of a Raygun.
Speaker 6 (36:07):
Raygun, perfect Scottie set facers to suck.
Speaker 4 (36:15):
She was pretty, pitiful, beautiful, nothing.
Speaker 6 (36:17):
She was bad, bad, bad, gas station fried chicken bad,
flipping in the flopping around the floor like a catfish
on the bottom of a boat. It was like a
seizar with a backbeat.
Speaker 15 (36:30):
Did you see the faces of the paper of the
stads looked like they just walked into a room full
of farts.
Speaker 6 (36:39):
The trapper was when she did that thing Curly used
to do on a three Stoojah. He'd lay on his
side and holler Mold Larry cheese and run in a circle.
Speaker 1 (36:46):
On the floor.
Speaker 15 (36:48):
And then she ended with that leg up in the
air and her hands like claws like a housewife tried
to do the thriller dance. After two dozen white claws.
Speaker 6 (36:58):
The only saving grace was Tom Cruise show me in
down that rope and then riding off on a motorcycle.
You know it's a weird crowd when Tom Cruise can't
wait to get the hell out of there.
Speaker 15 (37:09):
So now they got four whole years to come up
with another way to degrade and disrespect sports.
Speaker 1 (37:15):
Save bet.
Speaker 6 (37:15):
Considering it'll be in Los Angeles, maybe all the illegals
will have their own team.
Speaker 4 (37:20):
And all the homeless could get in on the fifty
yard public defecation.
Speaker 1 (37:24):
Should be the city's motto.
Speaker 6 (37:26):
Leave a pile with a smile.
Speaker 4 (37:29):
So until next time, I'm Lucy and I'm.
Speaker 1 (37:31):
Ricky, and so save the sharps. If you have a
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This is royal that the beetle.
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Mary Poppin's starring Julie Andrews and Dick Van Dyke was
first release. I'm looking through the clicking around and it's
all the Princess Diaries, and I thought it was a
Princess Bride, that funny movie that I like. You know,
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but that's what Julie Andrews training the princess or something that's.
Speaker 4 (03:47):
Right with Van Hathaway. We saw that too.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Why I didn't say watch it. I thought it was
it was the other.
Speaker 5 (03:55):
Ones to finish your favorite scene.
Speaker 6 (03:57):
But now I'm I.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
Didn't even see Julie Andrews. I just saw pop up.
What was she old in that one? In that movie?
Is that recent?
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I mean, you know, it was like from early two thousands. Okay,
so she played the queen.
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Oh, she was a queen. She was queen though he
was a train in the.
Speaker 4 (04:12):
Queen of War.
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I don't know, Okay, I might have to go back
and watch it again. A stalk on the phone.
Speaker 7 (04:19):
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Let us move up to two thousand and two. Working
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detective Bernard Crowdon was catching up on paperwork for murder
case when the suspect walked up and asked where he
could catch a cab. Crowd immediately arrested him, who had
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jailed without bond for first degree murder.
Speaker 8 (04:44):
Wow, up to him, the very suspect. He was doing
paperwork on.
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That's wild. It is all right. Finally, on this date
in twenty twelve, the first interplanetary human voice recording was
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Why I'm on a hour top of your news special
playhouse Randy going Budge this you love m h yeah,
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no on the radio. Oh don't believe that. Randy here
on the radio, girln Man being like that. That's Cissy.
All right, five what do you got? Let's get all right?
They telling me five bucks from that big game.
Speaker 7 (09:35):
You know.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
Here we go, we're acting here. That's sac action.
Speaker 12 (09:44):
Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode The
Butcher stops here. As our story opens, Citizen Randy is
trying to unwind at a local watering hole after work
when he's approached by a big show.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
Hey, excuse me.
Speaker 13 (10:03):
Are you Randy from the John Boy and Billy Show?
Speaker 1 (10:06):
Ah geez, yeah, yeah, it's me.
Speaker 9 (10:08):
What you want.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
I don't do autographs.
Speaker 13 (10:10):
No, I don't mean to bother you or anything. I
just thought I recognized you. I'm the president of the
Star Trek Fan Club of the Southeast. I just wanted
to offer you a couple of passes to our upcoming
show at the Holiday Inn.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
Oh you gotta be kidding me.
Speaker 11 (10:22):
Waste a day of my life rubbing elbows with a
bunch of sci fi geeks that wear.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
Rubber ears and still live at home with their parents.
Speaker 14 (10:29):
I don't think soil pal, but I heard you were
a big Trek fan. Oh give me a break. Star
Trek is so much as big a waste of time
as the Internet. Well I thought you were a big
web surfer too hardly. But hey, if you get any
good neudy pictures of Terry Hatcher.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
Or maybe we can talk.
Speaker 13 (10:45):
Man, you're a lot different than I imagine. You don't
even wear those sissy looking clothes.
Speaker 11 (10:50):
Hey, pal, it's called show business, it ain't a real life.
So what do you think of these leather pants? Really
show off the old fruit basket, don't you think, boy,
John Boy make you out to be a real geek
or something?
Speaker 3 (11:02):
Eh?
Speaker 11 (11:02):
Yeah, well those morons wouldn't know how to wipe their
own nose if it weren't for me.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
Who do you think writes all that stuff them?
Speaker 5 (11:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (11:09):
All right, excuse me, Randy may Hunch, just one momo
of your time.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
Jeez, it's Bigfoot himself. Hey, Curly, I told you when
we're not on the air, it's Butch. Okay, now do
your mind I'm talking here. Well sorry Butch, but a
fellow over there was just trying to talk to me
about sports. I wanted to ask you about this NASCAR
compling that we talked about on the show. I'm so confused.
It's Winston Cup racing. You talking, chimp. Hey, take a hike. Here,
(11:37):
go give me a pack of camel non filters. Way
up butts? Okay, pal, well you almost finished?
Speaker 7 (11:43):
Gee?
Speaker 13 (11:44):
Yeah, my wife wanted me to tell you that she
thinks that thing you do with the rose every week
for your wife is really sweet and she thinks you're
a really thoughtful.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
Give me a break. I got an annual contract to
the Floris.
Speaker 11 (11:55):
They come automatically goes on the credit card at the
end of the month. It's I know, brainer keeps her
out of my hair. Hey is that your wife waving
at you over there?
Speaker 1 (12:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (12:05):
That's all right there.
Speaker 11 (12:06):
Hey she's pretty hot. Yeah you mind if I take
her out in the parking lot and make out with
her for a few minutes.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
Now, you're going too far.
Speaker 13 (12:14):
I came over here to offer you a token of
my esteem for your work, and you've been a total jackass.
Speaker 11 (12:19):
Hey, you want to give me something, how about giving
me back to five minutes of my life you just wasted.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
Take a hike, monkey boy, cher, Hey, your wife changes
her mind?
Speaker 15 (12:28):
You let me know.
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Huh boy, I wish i'd known me in high school. Nurse,
how about another vodka rocks over here and keep on coming. Hey,
what time you get off work?
Speaker 12 (12:51):
We hope you've enjoyed John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Tune
in again next time. When will it hear Butcher.
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Say good Juesday Morning, Big shows on the radio, All ride,
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Are y'all good?
Speaker 9 (13:55):
Well?
Speaker 2 (13:56):
Good?
Speaker 7 (13:57):
I'm doing okay, I'm shade you asking me man. I've
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Y'all y'all want to hear someone so cool?
Speaker 7 (14:11):
That was my Saturday was going pretty well until I
realized it was Sunday.
Speaker 5 (14:18):
Don't you.
Speaker 7 (14:20):
If you eat meat as a comfort food, is it
then also considered us support animal? Starting out dark for
you guys. So I went to the doctor the other
day because my feet were sore and he told me gout.
Speaker 6 (14:38):
And I was like, but I just got here.
Speaker 7 (14:45):
Now we're warming up. Remember when we were young, dude,
like we'd sneak out of the house to go to parties.
Speaker 6 (14:54):
But now we're.
Speaker 7 (14:56):
Older and sneak out of parties like to go home.
I'm sure, dude. My brother had me watching his kids
while they went out to eat, and I was helping
them with their homework. When a student fails a test,
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like is it the student that did bad or the teacher?
That's almost too true, right, didn't have to really think
hard on that one, dude, did you like?
Speaker 2 (15:30):
You know that?
Speaker 7 (15:30):
Like the youngest picture of you is also the oldest
picture of you. I'll give you a minute. There you go,
you caught up? Bruh. That celebrates Oh tell me we
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were on a time limit. If Apple had a car,
we do you still have windows?
Speaker 2 (16:01):
Randy is like, we.
Speaker 7 (16:04):
Want to know.
Speaker 4 (16:07):
What does water taste?
Speaker 14 (16:09):
Like?
Speaker 7 (16:16):
Lots of school buses are back on the roads, y'all,
Like who closes the bus door after the bus driver
gets off?
Speaker 4 (16:26):
Do you just had a birthday?
Speaker 1 (16:31):
Randy?
Speaker 7 (16:34):
Birthday whoopie is having whoopee to celebrate.
Speaker 4 (16:38):
Your parents having made whoopee.
Speaker 7 (16:43):
You're welcome.
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Put a bow on that man.
Speaker 7 (16:48):
If you're waiting for the waiter, aren't you the waiter?
And the object of golf is to play the least
amount of golf. I got it figured out. Okay, y'all
thinking hard, that's the object. Okay, one more and then
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like I gotta go because school supplies are on sale
and I don't go to school.
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I just like the supplies.
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So alligators can live up to one hundred years. Just
learn that, which is why there is really a good
chance that they'll.
Speaker 6 (17:27):
See you later.
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I'll be here all week. Took your waitress. Y'all keep
rocking and I'll keep thinking later, dudes.
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Good morning, you got the Big Show on the radio.
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This is Professor Merwyn handed Day, head of hey ah oh,
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John Boy and Billy on the Big Show.
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Yo.
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When I say there will be history, I didn't mean
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Speaker 5 (20:29):
Let's look at the box office from the weekend. Deadpool
and Wolverine returned to the number one position this past
weekend after dipping down to second place for one weekenday.
Last weekend's top movie Alien Romulus dropped to second place. Okay,
third place went to it ends with us. It stayed
was there last weekend, it remained there this weekend. And
(20:52):
Let's see Blink twice director Zoe Kravitz thriller movie starring
Channing Tatum her Hey Say.
Speaker 4 (21:01):
Came in fourth place.
Speaker 5 (21:02):
It opened their debuted last weekend and it opened in
fourth And the biblical drama The Forge came in fifth place.
The Crow, also the reboot to The Crow, also came
out this past weekend and it showed up in eighth
placeh Movie's coming out this Friday. Dennis Quaid is starring
in Reagan. The movie Oh Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, that's right
(21:26):
follows the life from boyhood to Hollywood actor to leader
of the free world. He's in that slingshot rated r
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on reality. Aboard a possibly fatally compromised mission to Saturn's
Moon Titan, And that stars Casey Affleck Ben flex younger
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and more talented brother and Laurence Fishburne. You Gotta Believe
pg movie based on the inspiring true story after dedicating
to season to a teammate's ailing father, a group of
underdogs from Fort Worth, Texas takes its cinderless story all
the way to a record breaking showdown in the Little
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League World series. And That stars Luke Wilson. Greg kinnear
is also in that movie. Streaming this week, catch the
movie or the docuseries Gary for the first time, Viewers
will experience Gary Coleman's private world through exclusive interviews with
his fellow actors, industry insiders, and his estranged ex wife.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
Talking about willis Yeah. Yes, and that's part of the
last part of his life just unwound. I mean it
was really sad.
Speaker 5 (22:42):
Yeah, his parents to call it money.
Speaker 1 (22:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (22:46):
So if you want to see the behind the scenes
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Love You is on Netflix. It's Adam Sandler's first Netflix
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Speaker 1 (23:12):
I just wanted to go back and get to work
on Happy Gilmour too. I heard that was in the
work Wow.
Speaker 6 (23:20):
Promotion about that.
Speaker 5 (23:21):
Tar Tama and Only Murders in the Building is streaming
on Hulu. It's season four of the hit streaming series
with Steve Martin supposed to be really Selena Gomes. Yeah,
this one has guest appearances by Zach Galfanakas, Eva Longoria,
Eugene Levy, Molly Shannon, Richard Kind, and Melissa McCarthy, to
name just a few.
Speaker 1 (23:42):
Remember the very first year I told you about it, Stick,
my little son's buddy, You went up there from Charlotte
to work on that where they're filming it up in
New York. So yeah, good, So you're welcome. Let's get
us a winner. Let's play John Boy Jeopardy. Jump right
(24:05):
in here with you. Yesterday's question. We found out during
the Great Depression, while President Herbert Hoover was promising a
chicken in every pot, people down here in the South
was resorting to eat and whatever they could. You know,
we live off the land. We were looking for these
animals which they nicknamed hoover hogs.
Speaker 4 (24:24):
Are I don't remember?
Speaker 1 (24:25):
Remember the possum on a half shelldillo armadillos? All right?
Supposed to taste similar to pork. I suppose that it
tastes like chicken. It tastes like piggy. Okay, all right,
Today's John Boy Jeopardy. On his two year trip to
the South Pole in the nineteen thirties, Admiral Robert Bird
(24:45):
carried two point five tons of this coin shaped candy,
enough to supply each crew member with one roll per day.
Speaker 4 (24:56):
What are breath mints?
Speaker 1 (25:01):
Oh? This is wild? Two point five tons of this
coin shaped candy.
Speaker 9 (25:07):
What you got?
Speaker 2 (25:08):
One?
Speaker 1 (25:08):
Eight hundred? Big show? You told free Line. We played
John boyd Chepeny. Next, Good morning, there's a Big Show
(25:38):
on the radio. Runner to you Tuesday. Today's feature track
for the Big Show, Big Box Marvin Webster on Gilligan's
Island Stars. For key word Gilligan, You hit the Big
Box at the Bigshow dot Com. Click on that Lord
Tiger's minor. When you're there, make sure you're registered for
the custom Big Show Motorcycle. Got the old website for it,
Big Show bike dot com. And right now let's fly yeah,
(26:05):
live across America. It's John Boy Jepane and now your host.
Speaker 8 (26:10):
He's been known to pack two and a half tons
of candy for a road trip.
Speaker 1 (26:14):
And that's just a rightful beach. He loves candy cause
it yum yum, Eat him up.
Speaker 6 (26:21):
He's John Boy.
Speaker 1 (26:25):
They the ball out of Steubenville, Ohio. Good morning, Paul,
Good morning, Hey buddy, were all good, Pa? You got
the first shot at it, Buddy, the John Boy jemps.
Speaker 13 (26:40):
What this co plan?
Speaker 1 (26:42):
To say?
Speaker 5 (26:42):
It?
Speaker 8 (26:42):
Those chocolate coins, the chocolate gold coin.
Speaker 1 (26:47):
Okay, so let me let me let me run over
for people who are just joining us. A two year
trip to the South Pole in the thirties, Idmal Robert
Byrd carried two and a half tons of this candy,
enough to supply its crewmember with a day. So that's
what the coin shaped candy. And you are saying the
chocolate coins, is that right? Chocolate gold.
Speaker 11 (27:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (27:10):
Man, they're good too. In this down South Pole, they
wouldn't melt. Let's well, let's see show us some chocolate coins.
Wrapped up in the gold. Well, Paul, those are the
only ones I could think of. We're gonna have to
go find something later made me want some of those. Yeah,
(27:33):
all right, Paul, we appreciate you, buddy. I have a
great Yeah. Thank and I'm a first time caller to guys.
Let's say, you know, all right, there you go, buddy,
you try again, Paul, Thank you man, Thank you, sir.
Have a good day. All right, bro, you too. Let's
go to Eddie. He is over in Severeville, Tennessee. Good morning, Eddie,
Good morning, Hey buddy. All right, that is not those
(27:54):
little chocolate coins wrapped up in the gold paper that
we're looking for. What what do you think it is?
Is it Necko whaffers? Well, let's see. Is it Necko whiffers? Yes,
ain't that wafers?
Speaker 14 (28:12):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (28:14):
Nkoh yeah.
Speaker 8 (28:15):
It's the same company that makes those little Valentine hearts,
is that right?
Speaker 7 (28:19):
Yes?
Speaker 8 (28:20):
So that Valentine heart is a Nico wafer candy taste.
Speaker 1 (28:24):
Okay, So then that'd worry about a mountain and they
had them nice little slogans, you know, and them so
they were there at the South Korea.
Speaker 8 (28:30):
Yeah, b mine, Yeah, but if I was going to
be traveling through you know, you know, an environment that
could kill me for two years, and all you're gonna
give me is Nico wafers. I'm telling you, I'm gonna
start a rebellion gold to you.
Speaker 1 (28:42):
To seal it once long un Hey, will it worked
out for you? Eddie? You got the big old mount
Olive pickles prize pack. Head over to some Behearville for you.
Speaker 12 (28:52):
Alright, that sounds good, John Boy, all.
Speaker 1 (28:54):
Right, my boy, you hang on. All right, boy, say
tell me he didn't google it. That's just the way
he pronounces wafers echoch wipers. All right here, no way,
we're moving off.
Speaker 10 (29:10):
We're moving on.
Speaker 1 (29:46):
Good morning. It's a mix shall al radio.
Speaker 15 (29:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (29:49):
We put Randy in the pee wee section here, Big Joe,
big box. Our guys found out Peewee would have been
seventy two years old today. We got a little trouble.
We was right there covering that.
Speaker 4 (30:04):
My good friend Peee, Hi.
Speaker 1 (30:06):
Mario, just browsing today pee Wee.
Speaker 4 (30:10):
Well sort of I want to stock up on some supplies.
Speaker 1 (30:13):
Hope you so, m hm, how do you like school, billy? Peee?
I got some new items you might be interested in.
Now few goes into the back room where the adult
theater portion. However, this is where their trouble starts, you know,
(30:51):
Educational services, Present Nature, unlimited film.
Speaker 9 (31:01):
Yeah, yeah, yes, yes, oh.
Speaker 1 (31:15):
God, he will my name. Don't wear it out? Hey,
hey you yah, you can't do that in here. Don't
you know that?
Speaker 4 (31:28):
Nobody hit me to that?
Speaker 11 (31:30):
Dude? Oh, for goodness sakes, it's a public theater.
Speaker 1 (31:34):
Wow, my mistake. I guess I'll be on my way.
Speaker 9 (31:39):
Then. Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me,
excuse me.
Speaker 1 (31:52):
That cops good about sa geez. I guess I was wrong.
Speaker 4 (31:58):
We don't have to involve you authorities in this matter,
do we, mister Buxton. I mean, it was a simple mistake,
and I'm really sorry.
Speaker 9 (32:11):
I apparently.
Speaker 1 (32:14):
I say kill him, I say we hang him, then
we kill him. I say, we stop him, then we go,
then we.
Speaker 15 (32:28):
Then we till.
Speaker 1 (33:02):
Good morning. There's a big show on the radio. You
Alabama fans got something you don't want to hear. In
about twenty minutes, I'm going bob bye Baba. Now go spoors.
Little tease for you real time people love this morning area.
Right now, Welcome to so say the Sharps a commentary
(33:24):
on the events of the day with your host the Sharps.
Speaker 6 (33:28):
Thanks Lim, I'm Ricky and I'm Lucy and we're the Sharps.
Now let's get straight right on it.
Speaker 4 (33:34):
Haven't heard that, said sir Hoodie booon.
Speaker 7 (33:38):
Ah.
Speaker 6 (33:41):
Well, the Olympics are finally over ed, Doug too soon.
Speaker 4 (33:44):
I knowed for the get go it was going to
be obayis.
Speaker 6 (33:47):
You're talking about them opening ceremonies the Last Supper. If
Jesus was rue Paul, what the hell did Ringling brothers
leave the freak show door unlocked look.
Speaker 15 (33:58):
Like a gender revealed party and said we're just go
through that. Then it was time for the Parade of Nations.
I'd rather than have the athletes march around a track
like they nobly do. They put them all in boats
and took them down that stinky, polluted river.
Speaker 6 (34:11):
Took forever because they had to keep stopping the boats
to push all the turns out of the way.
Speaker 15 (34:17):
They trotted out poor little Slaine day On to sing
for two minutes. Lord, I thought she was going to
kill over girl.
Speaker 6 (34:24):
Eat a damn steak sandwich once in a while. You
ain't less than a dust bunny. And just when you
thought it couldn't get any weirder, here comes noted athlete
Snoop Dogg with the Olympic Doobie chirry thicker.
Speaker 1 (34:38):
Uh.
Speaker 15 (34:38):
And then it was time for sports. Got to see
some fellow dressed as a girl putch some poor real.
Speaker 1 (34:44):
Girl and the Olympics.
Speaker 6 (34:45):
That's called sport and dothing that's called You better hope
the cops find you before I do.
Speaker 15 (34:50):
From that point, I just checked it on the highlights.
But we were both watching the Day of the Breakdits
in cole petition.
Speaker 6 (34:58):
I was excited to see this because in my day
I was quite the breakdancer.
Speaker 15 (35:04):
I'll tell the truth. The football tabe is to put
you off to Jim Florydn's spinning like a twister arrow.
Speaker 6 (35:11):
But they did it to disco music, so it counts.
Speaker 15 (35:16):
Whatever you say, Boogloo shrimp. So we were settled in
with a Pates and Runt Deluxe. It's a Diet Cola.
Speaker 1 (35:23):
I'll tell you what.
Speaker 6 (35:24):
Them little Asian critters man, they had it going on.
Not only are they a wizard math, they can flat
bust the move. It was nice to see all these
young people up there keeping dance alive, popping and locking
and what all to beat? The band walk back to
the Love Eat and then it was Australia's turn, and
out walks this middle aged gal dressed like a country
(35:47):
club busboy.
Speaker 15 (35:48):
Oh boy, that boy was she confident? All acted smugs
strutting a ridelight. She'd been studying rec Flair's entrance, but
then it came tired to come across with the Goods.
Speaker 1 (36:01):
What was her name again?
Speaker 4 (36:02):
Rachel Good went by the name of a Raygun.
Speaker 6 (36:07):
Raygun, perfect Scottie set facers to suck.
Speaker 4 (36:15):
She was pretty, pitiful, beautiful, nothing.
Speaker 6 (36:17):
She was bad, bad, bad, gas station fried chicken bad,
flipping in the flopping around the floor like a catfish
on the bottom of a boat. It was like a
seizar with a backbeat.
Speaker 15 (36:30):
Did you see the faces of the paper of the
stads looked like they just walked into a room full
of farts.
Speaker 6 (36:39):
The trapper was when she did that thing Curly used
to do on a three Stoojah. He'd lay on his
side and holler Mold Larry cheese and run in a circle.
Speaker 1 (36:46):
On the floor.
Speaker 15 (36:48):
And then she ended with that leg up in the
air and her hands like claws like a housewife tried
to do the thriller dance. After two dozen white claws.
Speaker 6 (36:58):
The only saving grace was Tom Cruise show me in
down that rope and then riding off on a motorcycle.
You know it's a weird crowd when Tom Cruise can't
wait to get the hell out of there.
Speaker 15 (37:09):
So now they got four whole years to come up
with another way to degrade and disrespect sports.
Speaker 1 (37:15):
Save bet.
Speaker 6 (37:15):
Considering it'll be in Los Angeles, maybe all the illegals
will have their own team.
Speaker 4 (37:20):
And all the homeless could get in on the fifty
yard public defecation.
Speaker 1 (37:24):
Should be the city's motto.
Speaker 6 (37:26):
Leave a pile with a smile.
Speaker 4 (37:29):
So until next time, I'm Lucy and I'm.
Speaker 1 (37:31):
Ricky, and so save the sharps. If you have a
top ike you would like these sharps to comment on.
Mail to Big Show po Box one nine, Charlotte, n
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Show us on the radio, hang over your local news
weather sports.
Speaker 6 (37:53):
This is royal that the beetle.
Speaker 17 (37:58):
Slaving of the Visy Wolfs, destroyer of the Mongol and
aggravator of the Ottoman Empire.
Speaker 18 (38:05):
All listening to my two royal jests, those gap toothed barbarians,
John Boy and Billiard Old Big Show, A rise, a
loyd of beef, a rise Duke of Ellington, a rise,
water of ten, essence of marp, look back, leave up.
Speaker 1 (38:58):
Your morning as a make show on the radio. Kind
of stumbled in, Uh, what would have been pee Wade
Herman's seventy second birthday this morning, thirty minutes ago the
incident got arrested. Then uh, John a new show for
a while, dragging out good morning.
Speaker 19 (39:23):
You're just a kind of god. It's a house of
single Just don't let jill your floor. Pee Wee gotting song.
It's why he wasn't boyed.
Speaker 6 (39:35):
It's just been a weekend.
Speaker 19 (39:37):
Pee Wee's jail hand. It's a crazy figure coming from
pee Wee's here before. He's gonna talk with friends for
you and so much Jem your cook, cool and easy jail.
Speaker 1 (39:58):
And pe old movie.
Speaker 19 (40:00):
There was full of six and please.
Speaker 1 (40:03):
Started getting ready.
Speaker 19 (40:04):
You can go heady till the vice squad times get freeze.
You said you weren't mean your name was Benny.
Speaker 9 (40:09):
Feel with you, but that is what you mean.
Speaker 4 (40:11):
The boughs came upon It became a start Wood.
Speaker 19 (40:14):
And all of the police went to a hurdles scene.
It isn't a small feels that they never seen.
Speaker 4 (40:20):
So I have a whole handy and this guy a fresh.
Speaker 1 (40:25):
He knows he's made a jo'clock.
Speaker 19 (40:27):
Can't be a must.
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I really didn't need to, was said Chuck.
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It's just a lad.
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Just be get Thad Chuck.
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