August 28, 2024 • 40 mins
Wed (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, Tater stands and delivers her latest edition of “Tatertainment News” along with a list of What to Watch.. - The Grumpy Old Man Hates Diversity.. - Mark Packer reports on the new season of Southern Fried Football.. - We have a round table discussion on which celebrity we would date if we were gay (not that there’s anything wrong with that..).. - and Lipless responds to a listener’s complaint letter…
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning, and you got the Big Show on the radio.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
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weather and sports.
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You come on me today because you know, no Sicilian
can refuse a request on the day of his daughter's wedding.
I shall grant your requests. Someday I may ask a
favor of you, maybe a haircut. Maybe I'll ask you
to lay down your life for me. Maybe I'll just
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the Big Show. Would you rather wake up with a
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horse's head or these two horses eyes?
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Good morning, caddoodle Doune.
Speaker 4 (01:09):
What tall up was getting?
Speaker 1 (01:12):
It is Wednesday, I'm beginning of hum day.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
August twenty eighth. Only two short years ago nineteen fifty
two cards so a sports card sold it auction for
twelve point six million. I have to tell Stephanie's gonna
have to step it up a little bit. Jackie Mickey
Mantles nineteen fifty two baseball card sold twelve point six million,
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the world's most expensive piece of sporting memorabilia unless that has
been replaced in the last two years, and we missed it.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
Yeah years ago. I like that, Oh, Jackie.
Speaker 4 (01:54):
I hope.
Speaker 5 (01:54):
Well, I loved I wish I was back guy.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
So all right, well, let's first call eye y'all. Hang
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Wonderful thing. I'm sure some big money items has been
giving away from my pile.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Oh lots of Nascar.
Speaker 6 (02:13):
Stop.
Speaker 7 (02:13):
I wouldn't quit your job yet yet.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
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It's like a song.
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the radio the morning, Big Show's on the radio. Taytor
tell about that first prize stepping all over the place. Yeah, question,
I'm gonna go find a towel to furnished with that shower,
he said.
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Tatter tell him about that first prize pack.
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or win it not one.
Speaker 5 (03:20):
So close, boy, so close, you still choked up.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
So those are the three dates in history that will
get our categories from for the aforementioned.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
Prizepect Go work.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
Twenty nineteen, climate change activists Greta Thunberg arrived in New
York after sailing across the Atlantic and the Missions Free Voyage.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
What was that the little girl, little German girl over there?
Speaker 6 (03:45):
I said, how dag you?
Speaker 1 (03:47):
How dag you take my child?
Speaker 7 (03:50):
Is that what you was saying for me?
Speaker 9 (03:56):
For me?
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Twenty nineteen?
Speaker 2 (04:02):
So that was five years ago, so uh ago six
years and she was what.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Like thirteen blaming.
Speaker 10 (04:09):
I think she was climbing, running her childhood.
Speaker 7 (04:12):
So she left in boyage on her own.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
Iked twenty one or twenty two. Say you wasted your childhood?
Worried about that, you German idiot?
Speaker 1 (04:21):
How dag you had?
Speaker 4 (04:22):
Dag?
Speaker 2 (04:23):
You shut up? Okay, let's move up to twenty twenty two.
Speaker 7 (04:27):
Well she's twenty one though, oh right, so.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
She'll be all right.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Nineteen fifty two Mickey Mantle Baseball car. We just talked
about that, just old for twelve point six million dollars
and then finally on this date in twenty three, Barbie
became Warner Brothers highest grossing global release. It overtook Harry
Potter and The Deadly Hallows Part two, taking him one.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Point three four billion dollar.
Speaker 7 (04:52):
Do you remember when that came out last year?
Speaker 1 (04:56):
Yeah, some talk about it.
Speaker 4 (04:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
Luckily I listened to entertainment news and what to watch,
so I am up on all the latest.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
There's Barbie.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
I've actually watched parts on that movie me too, when
it would jump up.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Party, I just can't give me ten minutes and I'm.
Speaker 4 (05:13):
Like kill me.
Speaker 7 (05:18):
I think that protest too loudly.
Speaker 4 (05:21):
Well, there's that.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
Three categories.
Speaker 4 (05:23):
Done our job.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
Now let's get the given beginning one eight hundred bigs
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Hey Nelson, Hey John Boy, good morning, Hello.
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Sail boat?
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Yeah? Make me a robot yo.
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Yeah.
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I've been in all three of those on ocean. Ask
me which one was more fun.
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Now here we go, buddy.
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We need three kinds of cards. Ready go.
Speaker 10 (08:11):
Credit card, baseball card and Pokemon card.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
Pokemon looking at you listening to the Big Show. All right, buddy,
now three dolls ready.
Speaker 12 (08:23):
Go Barbie again American girl?
Speaker 4 (08:30):
Maybe I mean I think.
Speaker 7 (08:36):
That's expensive, dolly.
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All right, we'll good work now.
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So well only know because I had a daughter, bro,
you know, yeah with him?
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Oh cool?
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My boy, all right, thank you, John boy.
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Speaker 2 (12:20):
Good morning, got the Big Shaw on the radio, twenty
minutes away from Taylor Taman News right now. Welcome to
So Say the Sharps, a commentary on the events of
the day with your host The Sharps.
Speaker 10 (12:33):
Thanks Lim, I'm Ricky and I'm Lucy and we're the Sharps.
Now let's get straight right on it.
Speaker 5 (12:39):
Haven't heard that since our hooeyboon ah.
Speaker 6 (12:46):
Well the Olympics, we finally ore d done too, sued.
Speaker 5 (12:50):
I knowed for the get go it was going to
be obays.
Speaker 10 (12:52):
You're talking about them opening ceremonies, the Last Supper. If
Jesus was Rue Paul, What the hell did Wringling Brothers
leave the freak show door unlocked?
Speaker 5 (13:03):
Looked like a gender revealed party in San Francisco. True
that then it was time for the Parade of Nations.
I'd rather than have the athletes march around a track
like they don't really do. They put them all in
boats and took them down that stinky, polluted river.
Speaker 10 (13:17):
Took forever because they had to keep stopping the boats
to push all the turns out of the way.
Speaker 5 (13:22):
They trotted out poor little Slaine day on to sing
for two minutes. Lord, I thought she was going to
keep over.
Speaker 10 (13:28):
Girl, eat a damn steak sandwich once in a while.
You ain't less than a dust bunny. And just when
you thought it couldn't get any weirder, here comes noted
athlete Snoop Dog with the Olympic doobieh.
Speaker 4 (13:41):
Chair thicker.
Speaker 5 (13:43):
Uh. And then it was time for sports. Got to
see some fellow dressed as a girl put some poor
real girl.
Speaker 10 (13:50):
Hon the Olympics. That's called sport and dothing. That's called
You better hope the cops find you before I do.
Speaker 5 (13:56):
From that point, I just checked it on the highlights.
But we were both watched the day of the breakdit
said called petition.
Speaker 10 (14:03):
I was excited to see this because in my day
I was quite the breakdancer.
Speaker 5 (14:09):
I'll tell the truth. The football tabe used to put
you off to Jim Floryd's spinning like the Twister Arrow.
Speaker 6 (14:16):
But they did it to disco music, so it counts.
Speaker 5 (14:21):
Whatever you say, Boogloo shrimp. So we were settled in
with a Pats and Runt Deluxe. It's a Diek Cola.
Speaker 10 (14:28):
I'll tell you what them little Asian crinters man. They
had it going on. Not only are they a wizard math,
they can flat bust the move. It was nice to
see all these young people up there keeping dance alive,
popping and locking and what all.
Speaker 6 (14:41):
To beat the band? What back to the loved not eat?
Speaker 10 (14:46):
And then it was Australia's turn, and out walks this
middle aged gal dressed like a country club bus boy.
Speaker 5 (14:53):
Oh boy, a boy was she confident all acted smugs
strutting a ridelight. She'd been studying Ric Flair's entrance. But
then it came time to come across with the goods.
Speaker 6 (15:06):
What was her name again?
Speaker 5 (15:08):
Rachel Good went by the name of a Raygun.
Speaker 10 (15:12):
Raygun, perfect Scottie set facers to suck.
Speaker 5 (15:20):
She was pretty, pitiful.
Speaker 6 (15:21):
Beautiful nothing.
Speaker 10 (15:22):
She was bad, bad, bad, gas station fried chicken bad,
flipping in the flopping around the floor like a catfish
on the bottom of a boat.
Speaker 6 (15:31):
It was like a seizar with a backbeat.
Speaker 5 (15:35):
Did you see the faces of the paper of the
stads looked like they just walked into a room full
of farts.
Speaker 10 (15:44):
The trapper was when she did that thing Curly used
to do on the three stooges. He'd lay on his
side and holler Mold Larry Chee's and run in a
circle on the floor.
Speaker 5 (15:53):
And then she ended with that leg up in the
air and her hands like claws like a housewife tried
to do the thriller dance. After two dozen white claws.
Speaker 10 (16:03):
The only saving grace was Tom Cruise show me and
down that rope and then riding off on a motorcycle.
You know it's a weird crowd when Tom Cruise can't
wait to get the hell out of there.
Speaker 5 (16:14):
So now they got four whole years to come up
with another way to degrade and disrespect sports.
Speaker 4 (16:20):
Save Bett.
Speaker 10 (16:21):
Considering it'll be in Los Angeles, maybe all the illegals
will have their own team.
Speaker 5 (16:25):
And all the homeless could get in on the fifty
yard public defecation.
Speaker 6 (16:29):
Should be the city's motto, leave a pile with a smile.
Speaker 5 (16:34):
So until next time, I'm Lucy and I'm Ricky, and
so save the sharps.
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If you have a topic you would like these sharps
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Never make me more who.
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I feel so vunerable?
Speaker 10 (17:24):
Smile your lift back, We walk over for your lift back.
Speaker 4 (17:31):
Wow.
Speaker 6 (18:08):
Super Fly, Yeah, it finally happened.
Speaker 4 (18:14):
He ran out of a thing.
Speaker 1 (18:19):
You can't see my superfly under?
Speaker 6 (18:24):
Are they writing up on Superfly?
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Shirt from Ghost Strike Fishing.
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Heh Man talk about Ghost Striking give away my Homa
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in a while. I went surfishing, man Josie. Yeah, surfishing
got me a black drum right out of hose and
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How that takes wonderful? I'll show you pictures the leftovers?
Speaker 2 (19:06):
All right, you worry about Taylor Taman News that's coming
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it's time for tat taman News. And here's that girl,
Marcia Taytor moray Ty.
Speaker 7 (19:49):
Did you hear about Taylor Swift?
Speaker 1 (19:51):
We're popular singing another bag and dayton Us. Yeah, yep.
She just don't do what they broke off. No, no, no,
no no, there's not money riding on the chief.
Speaker 8 (20:05):
Well, she is on a two month break. She wrapped
her European part of her tour, so she is home
on a break. Then in November December she'll finish the
last part of her Eras tour in the United States
and then.
Speaker 7 (20:16):
The Era's tour is over.
Speaker 8 (20:18):
But yes, but the news is that she was nominated
for the Freedom of the City of London Medal, and
it's the city's highest honor, which recognizes an individual's outstanding
achievements or a unique contribution to London or public life.
Speaker 7 (20:35):
You say, why from London?
Speaker 8 (20:38):
From London, Well, they're really mentioning the tour which created
a traveling mini economy for London. The real legacy of
Taylor Swift's tour will be the economic lifeline. It's estimated
that her impact on the economy is worth four hundred
million dollars.
Speaker 1 (20:54):
She takes fifteen percent, so it's.
Speaker 7 (20:58):
Only right that she'd be wrecked.
Speaker 8 (21:00):
Guys, with London's highest honor, they're counting the money spent
by the Swifties who spent it in hotels, restaurants and bars,
in addition to her donating to food banks at each
stop of her airs tour in the UK was pretty good.
So what's her boyfriend doing? Well? He, you know, told
his brother on their New Heights podcast that he manifested
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his relationship with Taylor by speaking it into existence.
Speaker 1 (21:27):
And he he don't go set in the dark with
Aaron Rodgers.
Speaker 7 (21:31):
So he's done it.
Speaker 6 (21:33):
He's done it again.
Speaker 8 (21:34):
He wished aloud to his brother how he wanted a
role in the sequel to the nineteen ninety six golfing
comedy Happy Gilmore. Huh and Adam Sandler confirmed that production
of Happy Gilmore Tour starts right after the Labor Day weekend,
and he will be wow.
Speaker 2 (21:48):
And thanks to Barney. He has one more wish from
Count Espond deleting.
Speaker 8 (22:00):
Do you hear about those NASA astronauts or a stock
stuck out there in space?
Speaker 7 (22:04):
I'm out there in space. They are stuck. They're stuck.
Speaker 1 (22:07):
When you went up floating around that girl's hair all
over the place.
Speaker 8 (22:10):
When you went up on June fifth, and you were
supposed to come back on the fourteenth, and you ain't
home yet, you're stuck. Well, their NAS officials said that
they are going to be coming home from the International
Space Station, but they'll be taking a different spacecraft and
that won't be happening until February twenty twenty.
Speaker 12 (22:28):
The big problem they I mean, they can't get a
ride from the Russians and all this because they rode
up in that new Boeing and all of the spacesuits
connect to that ship. It's a new connector. They basically
are stuck because they left the dongole at home. So
they have to yeah, yeah, to wait until something is compatible.
Speaker 8 (22:46):
So the Starliner is going to be coming home before them,
and it's coming uncrude.
Speaker 7 (22:52):
So they're just going to send that back.
Speaker 1 (22:53):
This way because they're not sure it'll make it.
Speaker 7 (22:56):
That's just Yues. That's the risk you take. But I
just don't have the guts to do that.
Speaker 8 (23:01):
And the other headlines I have for you is Ben
Affleck and Jennifer Lopez have put their twenty four bathroom
house on the market for sixty eight million dollars. So
such jad deal. But it's there in Beverly Hills. So
the thirty eight thousand square foot mansion may cost you
a property tax of four hundred thousand dollars.
Speaker 1 (23:20):
So are they split?
Speaker 8 (23:21):
Is that?
Speaker 7 (23:22):
I'm so sorry I thought I mentioned that to you.
Speaker 8 (23:25):
Yeah, she filed for divorce on their second anniversary.
Speaker 2 (23:29):
Kind of mean, Well, Travis Kelsey wished it into existence.
Speaker 8 (23:34):
Apparently you can just say that some good couple news.
Hayley and Justin Bieber have welcomed a son. His name
is Jack Blues Bieber.
Speaker 1 (23:44):
Jack Blues Bieber and.
Speaker 7 (23:48):
Mama and baby are home doing very well.
Speaker 1 (23:50):
Oh that's one word to say.
Speaker 8 (23:52):
I know, yes, you still have time to get your
baby get didn't.
Speaker 1 (23:58):
Thank you very much? What I'm buy We bought daddy.
Let's get us a winner.
Speaker 2 (24:02):
Let's play John Boy Jeopardy review yesterday's question. We found
out on his two year trip to the South Pole
in the thirties, Admirable Robert Byrd carried two and a
half tons of this coin shaped candy, enough to supply
his crewmember with one.
Speaker 1 (24:17):
Roll per day.
Speaker 7 (24:18):
What are necho wafers?
Speaker 1 (24:20):
Old necko wafer? Yeah, I must have missed out on
them with my child.
Speaker 12 (24:24):
Well you've eaten them. They come in little hearts with
those messages. That's why we found out that.
Speaker 8 (24:29):
Yeah, if you're Catholic, you would know that we played
with those and would say Body of Christ, Body of Christ.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
Oh yeah, you know bad. Just have communion too, you know,
I know, Okay, we just don't obsess over it. We
don't get as many mulligans.
Speaker 2 (24:51):
We don't really concentrate on Mary that much, you know,
you know, shout out to Jesus earlier this morning or
all right, here we go Today's John boyd Jeopardy. According
to the Guinness World Records, this TV celebrity is officially
listed as television's most frequent clapper.
Speaker 7 (25:14):
Who is Pamela Anderson? Oh you said.
Speaker 1 (25:19):
That's why you're not a good Catholic. What y'all got
one eight hundred?
Speaker 8 (25:31):
Big?
Speaker 2 (25:31):
So you told free line. Come on we play John
Boy Jeopardy next. Good morning, it's a big show on
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the radio.
Speaker 6 (26:03):
Humming do you hum?
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Day?
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A complaint letter from.
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And right now let's play Yes Live across America. It
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And now your host.
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He came really close to making it into the Guinness
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Good morning, Steve, Hey man, what's going on?
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Hey buddy? You are man? You first up this morning.
How's everything in your.
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Life always going as well? It can be expected.
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Well, it's a good things, Steve Well. Let's see what
you got this morning, buddy. According to the Guinness World Records,
this TV celebrity is official listed as television's most frequent clapper.
What you got, Steve Well?
Speaker 5 (27:22):
I was gonna say, old girl, I went to hash
COO with, But you said clapper and not had a clap.
Speaker 4 (27:27):
Okay, I think it'd probably be Vana White.
Speaker 1 (27:35):
Vana White on before the clapper.
Speaker 4 (27:38):
Let's see see they still qualified. So they still qualifies.
Speaker 1 (27:55):
Oh, Steve, I'm gonna let you keep work shopping with Jackie.
Speaker 4 (27:58):
She was all over. What is sure? Get John? Look here? Man?
Speaker 2 (28:07):
Yeah, it's about my fifth time talking to you, and
I ain't never got my durn move.
Speaker 4 (28:14):
He go back there go stay min got me four
more now, people, I'm going. Man's here you go?
Speaker 8 (28:25):
Yo?
Speaker 4 (28:25):
All right? John Boy, alright, let's jump back.
Speaker 2 (28:34):
I'll catch you up on your news. I got on
the other side of time. Cats over this August twenty
eight thing on one line. This is the award winning
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John Boy and Billy Big Show, the South's number one export.
Speaker 4 (29:28):
Good morning, Regin.
Speaker 1 (29:32):
Let me say, uh, when when'd you shave?
Speaker 4 (29:34):
You go to you or when'd you grow that?
Speaker 15 (29:35):
I saw you when when you had your weekend.
Speaker 5 (29:39):
Or they say you got to then used the race
first before you can first be the winner or.
Speaker 1 (29:44):
Whatever he is anymore, and you go slower to go faster.
But you know, how do you like?
Speaker 16 (29:53):
What kind of animal would you be? Like on a racetrack?
Go to the experiences at the race tracks? Like around
you know, permanent. But now when you're gonna travel on
the road, I mean the first time in the first
or June?
Speaker 10 (30:07):
Is that right?
Speaker 1 (30:07):
I wrote that down?
Speaker 4 (30:10):
Well, you can shoot the bird that loaded the golden egg.
I guess by by.
Speaker 15 (30:15):
Giving them too much of what they really want.
Speaker 10 (30:19):
Uh oh yeah, don't forget our school, all right, experience
excuse me, riding experience.
Speaker 1 (30:27):
Driving experience. It's named after you.
Speaker 4 (30:32):
All right.
Speaker 1 (30:34):
There are five men on that court at the same time.
If the ball goes through the basket mart for your team,
you win.
Speaker 4 (30:43):
That's right.
Speaker 6 (30:49):
We don't need you to come to practice.
Speaker 11 (30:55):
Find a happy place shop?
Speaker 1 (30:58):
Well is in is in that warm spot?
Speaker 16 (31:00):
I left in the bayle mean, okay, i'mbern tell tell
us some time, Tyler.
Speaker 4 (31:12):
Have you got predict problems?
Speaker 2 (31:15):
John Boyn Billy here to mind you that after the races,
lead town will wont.
Speaker 15 (31:19):
Still I can't dollar John Bone Billy here.
Speaker 4 (31:22):
To mind you that apto.
Speaker 1 (31:26):
Just uh hey, run to joy you that you're listening
to John Boy and Billy racing.
Speaker 10 (31:30):
Okay, hey, Randall, joy you guys listening to John Boy
and Billy race.
Speaker 1 (31:34):
Can't can you throw something in there about us being buddies.
Speaker 4 (31:38):
That's the first thing in the morning show.
Speaker 15 (31:41):
Who didn't see that one coming?
Speaker 4 (31:43):
The big show right here see us coming. Go on, y'all,
don't shut up. I'm gonna go out on my mind.
Speaker 15 (31:54):
John BOYA and Billy don't du drugs and if.
Speaker 11 (31:57):
You must right them, drive.
Speaker 15 (32:00):
Morning radio dumb right, good morning.
Speaker 2 (32:29):
It's make showing the radio sports with a pac Man
because the AC seeing that working to going to ESPN
about twenty minutes away. Wrap up week A zero that
was last week. This week one man, it's gonna be
some big games. No NFL at all until next weekend
by lot all on college football and Packer will be here.
Speaker 1 (32:53):
Flud Right now, It's time for the grumpy old man.
Speaker 6 (33:00):
Ah liberty flu.
Speaker 10 (33:03):
I'm old and I hate diversity, diversity, diversity, equity and inclusion.
This season's battle cry for the weird, deranged, and misfits
of society, forcing normal, god, fear and citizens to share
their asylum.
Speaker 6 (33:21):
The dictionary calls diversity of variety. When I was a boy,
the only diversity we cared about was the variety.
Speaker 10 (33:28):
Of holes in the outhouse, small medium and fat aunt
alice diversity bah forcing businesses to hire folks that couldn't
get jobs In a circuit side show, blue hair head
like a pincushion tattooed to a fairy world needing a
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special bathroom?
Speaker 6 (33:50):
Are they qualified? Can they do the job?
Speaker 4 (33:53):
Do they bathe?
Speaker 6 (33:54):
Doesn't matter, You got the job. It's like that Poltergeist movie.
All are welcome pretty soon. It's like you're playing a
human version of Pokemon.
Speaker 8 (34:06):
Go.
Speaker 10 (34:07):
There's a hopiet, non binary, albino dwarf in the lobby.
We ain't got one of them, quick, get him on
the payroll. You're all white collar pet Bonham and all
the hard working, faithful, long time employees get the wet
end of the stick, all in the name of being
fair and inclusive.
Speaker 6 (34:27):
Cram it up your turn tunnel.
Speaker 10 (34:31):
Then all of a sudden, you gotta learn something called pronouns.
Speaker 6 (34:34):
Hey, you called me ma'am, it's plain to see.
Speaker 10 (34:38):
I'm a z or a zammer a zepone dooo dot
dip ond, and God help you.
Speaker 6 (34:46):
If you get it.
Speaker 10 (34:47):
Wrong, then it's off the human resources for you to
get re educated by.
Speaker 6 (34:52):
One of their kind.
Speaker 10 (34:54):
And after training, you spit out the other end a compliant,
brainwashed zombie. And even though the company loose good employees
and longtime customers, they just keep going. So you're a
double spirit feminist who identifies as a unicorn and must
wear a bridle to work and your office has to
be turned into a stall with only pink straw for bedding.
(35:15):
Oh and you've got no experience in sales. Welcome aboard.
We'll get Bryce from accounting to clean your stall. In
my day, we had someone try that diversity garbage. Old
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man Bumpus down at Bumpers General Store decided to hire
the cranfill boy, Lester.
Speaker 4 (35:43):
Lester.
Speaker 10 (35:44):
Lester was special. He was so light in the loaf
as he floated a foot above the ground. He didn't
like boys or girls. He fancied livestock, never went to
church neither because he worshiped the devil hisself.
Speaker 6 (35:58):
And as a topper he was a.
Speaker 10 (36:00):
Witch, but old man Bumpa started if he gave this
helspon a job, he could help change his ways. Well,
Lester was told around up the livestock before dark, but
it was a full moon and Lester was feeling frisky
and cast a magic spell on him. A few months later,
the cows and goats and horses gave birth to a
litter of demonic creatures, then rampaged across the countryside, and
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they ate all our faces off and cracked them into
the sewage.
Speaker 6 (36:26):
Runoff. Ah, pigglety digglety ding dog.
Speaker 10 (36:30):
Damn it. We're a bunch of faceless hay seeds running
from bovine monsters and watching our lives be destroyed, all
because some well mean and dumbass felt compelled to hire
a freak instead of that lazy eyed Perkins girl with
the one big boob.
Speaker 5 (36:48):
Ah.
Speaker 6 (36:48):
Praise the power of good intentions.
Speaker 10 (36:51):
We finally live in a civilized society built just for morons,
and we light it. We crapple pepple snapple. I hate diversity.
Speaker 2 (37:09):
I wait he work live, don't hunt well harkness home,
I had I was God.
Speaker 4 (37:16):
Everyone knows that's lay.
Speaker 1 (37:17):
Listen is laut listens let listen.
Speaker 4 (37:19):
Why go horadio sex it's lut lists.
Speaker 2 (37:22):
Let lest o honey, noah, God, I'm coming up every
you know, I know.
Speaker 4 (37:29):
Oh what.
Speaker 2 (38:05):
Good morning, and that's a big shaw on the radio.
Tillege football. We won full slade Pacman Donna, tell us
all about it, coming up in minutes. Let's save some time, Dana,
if you want, tell us about the prize package we'll
be playing for on beat the Blonde.
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Speaker 4 (38:58):
The Big Show dot com. I love from memory.
Speaker 1 (39:03):
Do you know everything that we're giving away with wheels on.
Speaker 4 (39:06):
It this summer.
Speaker 8 (39:07):
You get the bicycle you got that only two ago
custom motorcycle.
Speaker 4 (39:12):
Big Show Bike dot com.
Speaker 7 (39:14):
And you have a unicycle that you rode in your
wonderful face.
Speaker 4 (39:20):
That I do use out of booger brag.
Speaker 1 (39:25):
No tr tr ls tractor, remember the most of your
gamekeepers ls tractor A lot of implements. Yeah, I see,
you've saved a lot of time.
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Where did you take this? All that, the register for
all of that, Where did they go?
Speaker 7 (39:51):
I say, the Big show dot Com.
Speaker 1 (39:55):
You got thirteen seconds. You get to nail the bed,
right head.
Speaker 7 (39:59):
No idea.
Speaker 6 (40:00):
It's a party, everybody.
Speaker 7 (40:04):
I've never hit a post before.
Speaker 1 (40:08):
A record is intact.
Speaker 4 (40:09):
Yes,
Good morning, and you got the Big Show on the radio.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
More chances for you to win coming up after your news,
weather and sports.
Speaker 3 (00:07):
You come on me today because you know, no Sicilian
can refuse a request on the day of his daughter's wedding.
I shall grant your requests. Someday I may ask a
favor of you, maybe a haircut. Maybe I'll ask you
to lay down your life for me. Maybe I'll just
ask you to listen to John Boy and Billy on
the Big Show. Would you rather wake up with a
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horse's head or these two horses eyes?
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Good morning, caddoodle Doune.
Speaker 4 (01:09):
What tall up was getting?
Speaker 1 (01:12):
It is Wednesday, I'm beginning of hum day.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
August twenty eighth. Only two short years ago nineteen fifty
two cards so a sports card sold it auction for
twelve point six million. I have to tell Stephanie's gonna
have to step it up a little bit. Jackie Mickey
Mantles nineteen fifty two baseball card sold twelve point six million,
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the world's most expensive piece of sporting memorabilia unless that has
been replaced in the last two years, and we missed it.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
Yeah years ago. I like that, Oh, Jackie.
Speaker 4 (01:54):
I hope.
Speaker 5 (01:54):
Well, I loved I wish I was back guy.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
So all right, well, let's first call eye y'all. Hang
on to your sports memorabill York. Look for John Boys.
Wonderful thing. I'm sure some big money items has been
giving away from my pile.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Oh lots of Nascar.
Speaker 6 (02:13):
Stop.
Speaker 7 (02:13):
I wouldn't quit your job yet yet.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
All right, So well, well, prize pack, let me let's
get that go. If you get our first one out
in three days in history, get the winning beginning, Let's
get that lovely giving feeling. Ready.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
It's like a song.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
But let's have another cup of coffee. Big Shoe's on
the radio the morning, Big Show's on the radio. Taytor
tell about that first prize stepping all over the place. Yeah, question,
I'm gonna go find a towel to furnished with that shower,
he said.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Tatter tell him about that first prize pack.
Speaker 8 (02:54):
Well, it's a Law Tigers prize pack includes a hat,
t shirt, tumbler, and a twenty five dollars gas card
from Law Tigers, motorcycle lawyers that ride, plus you're registered
to win that one of a kind Big Show motorcycle
from Law Tigers. It's custom built by Rick Bray of
RKB Customs, and you can look for the link at
the Big Show dot com to register to win one
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or win it not one.
Speaker 5 (03:20):
So close, boy, so close, you still choked up.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
So those are the three dates in history that will
get our categories from for the aforementioned.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
Prizepect Go work.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
Twenty nineteen, climate change activists Greta Thunberg arrived in New
York after sailing across the Atlantic and the Missions Free Voyage.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
What was that the little girl, little German girl over there?
Speaker 6 (03:45):
I said, how dag you?
Speaker 1 (03:47):
How dag you take my child?
Speaker 7 (03:50):
Is that what you was saying for me?
Speaker 9 (03:56):
For me?
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Twenty nineteen?
Speaker 2 (04:02):
So that was five years ago, so uh ago six
years and she was what.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Like thirteen blaming.
Speaker 10 (04:09):
I think she was climbing, running her childhood.
Speaker 7 (04:12):
So she left in boyage on her own.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
Iked twenty one or twenty two. Say you wasted your childhood?
Worried about that, you German idiot?
Speaker 1 (04:21):
How dag you had?
Speaker 4 (04:22):
Dag?
Speaker 2 (04:23):
You shut up? Okay, let's move up to twenty twenty two.
Speaker 7 (04:27):
Well she's twenty one though, oh right, so.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
She'll be all right.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Nineteen fifty two Mickey Mantle Baseball car. We just talked
about that, just old for twelve point six million dollars
and then finally on this date in twenty three, Barbie
became Warner Brothers highest grossing global release. It overtook Harry
Potter and The Deadly Hallows Part two, taking him one.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Point three four billion dollar.
Speaker 7 (04:52):
Do you remember when that came out last year?
Speaker 1 (04:56):
Yeah, some talk about it.
Speaker 4 (04:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
Luckily I listened to entertainment news and what to watch,
so I am up on all the latest.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
There's Barbie.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
I've actually watched parts on that movie me too, when
it would jump up.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Party, I just can't give me ten minutes and I'm.
Speaker 4 (05:13):
Like kill me.
Speaker 7 (05:18):
I think that protest too loudly.
Speaker 4 (05:21):
Well, there's that.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
Three categories.
Speaker 4 (05:23):
Done our job.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
Now let's get the given beginning one eight hundred bigs
show you told free line.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
We play out bursts. Next.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
Good Morning, there's a big show on the radio, humming
to your Homepday in the morning. Wednesday, Today's feature driving
the Big Show Big Box. Liipless responds to a complaint
letter from Fred Taylor.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
There's what keep word lipless?
Speaker 2 (06:12):
Complaint holding by long Talkers motorcycle lawyers at ride wrestled
for the custom Big Show motorcycle at Big Show Bike
dot Com.
Speaker 4 (06:21):
There right now.
Speaker 11 (06:24):
When upburst, let's play Outburst. It's the game that anyone
can win.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
John Boy and Billy to give the prizes from the
big Prize.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
Per Let's go he contested number one. This should be
a lot of fun when you're playing Outburst.
Speaker 5 (06:47):
Have a upp and gust time.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
You let the best time level big shots.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Let's say, hey the Nelson from nan Mill for Virginia.
Speaker 4 (07:07):
Hey Nelson, Hey John Boy, good morning, Hello.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
Bunny, good morning, welcome in here. Oh right, Taylor's happy
to hear from you.
Speaker 4 (07:18):
Money.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Let's get you through these three categors, get you a
big old prize. Pick you ready to go? I'm ready
in five seconds. Three things vessels you see women? Reword this?
Three three vessels you see on the ocean.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
There you okay? Ready go?
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Sail boat?
Speaker 4 (07:43):
Yeah? Make me a robot yo.
Speaker 6 (07:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
I've been in all three of those on ocean. Ask
me which one was more fun.
Speaker 4 (07:53):
Now here we go, buddy.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
Shout out to that kayak and face fromone swamped there
at Mason's Inly. Okay, all right, now here we go, buddy.
We need three kinds of cards. Ready go.
Speaker 10 (08:11):
Credit card, baseball card and Pokemon card.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
Pokemon looking at you listening to the Big Show. All right, buddy,
now three dolls ready.
Speaker 12 (08:23):
Go Barbie again American girl?
Speaker 4 (08:30):
Maybe I mean I think.
Speaker 7 (08:36):
That's expensive, dolly.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
All right, we'll good work now.
Speaker 4 (08:41):
So well only know because I had a daughter, bro,
you know, yeah with him?
Speaker 1 (08:48):
Oh cool?
Speaker 12 (08:49):
Wow, we should deny alright.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
Now hang on, find out where you and Randy going later? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (08:58):
Oh no, no, nothing like it.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
Shout out, yeah, go ahead, buddy.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
I just want to say hey to my wife Colleen,
my daughter Caitlin, and all our military and veterans, and
to you guys on the Big Show. Awesome Nelson, Proud
to have you and yours listening.
Speaker 4 (09:14):
My boy, all right, thank you, John boy.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
You got it, my man.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
You hang on, all right, We're gonna jump out and
catch you up on you early morning noon, another show
that to the Donnie Presley reel. All right, good morning,
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there's a big shoulder radio.
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on the most impossible mission of all time.
Speaker 13 (10:25):
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The man you're looking like.
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Who is this new guy doing the I m F tape?
So they just hired him.
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I don't know who he is.
Speaker 13 (10:44):
Super Coff has recently gotten a hold of to two
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shoulder or held anti person national missiles.
Speaker 9 (10:55):
Or what is that?
Speaker 11 (10:59):
I don't see a nine one one. There's a nine
to one three.
Speaker 13 (11:03):
It will be traveling to half thousands on August fourteenteenth
arriving at twenty twenty seven and PM at gade AA seven.
Speaker 11 (11:13):
And what was that date? Back it up? I need
to write some of this stuff to about the tape up.
It just plays from the beginning end and then it
self destructs.
Speaker 13 (11:22):
Just didn't recover them in the Manso scles.
Speaker 11 (11:25):
We're gonna stop that tape.
Speaker 13 (11:26):
This tape was self destruct dubbing in from five sec.
Speaker 11 (11:29):
Against you didn't write any of this stuff down. Good lucky.
Speaker 4 (11:32):
I am open it. I kip I kip.
Speaker 11 (11:38):
Right now.
Speaker 9 (11:40):
Repco Embassy Pictures Presents Donny Presley in Mission Incomprehensible Rated
pub PG thirteen.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
Good morning, got the Big Shaw on the radio, twenty
minutes away from Taylor Taman News right now. Welcome to
So Say the Sharps, a commentary on the events of
the day with your host The Sharps.
Speaker 10 (12:33):
Thanks Lim, I'm Ricky and I'm Lucy and we're the Sharps.
Now let's get straight right on it.
Speaker 5 (12:39):
Haven't heard that since our hooeyboon ah.
Speaker 6 (12:46):
Well the Olympics, we finally ore d done too, sued.
Speaker 5 (12:50):
I knowed for the get go it was going to
be obays.
Speaker 10 (12:52):
You're talking about them opening ceremonies, the Last Supper. If
Jesus was Rue Paul, What the hell did Wringling Brothers
leave the freak show door unlocked?
Speaker 5 (13:03):
Looked like a gender revealed party in San Francisco. True
that then it was time for the Parade of Nations.
I'd rather than have the athletes march around a track
like they don't really do. They put them all in
boats and took them down that stinky, polluted river.
Speaker 10 (13:17):
Took forever because they had to keep stopping the boats
to push all the turns out of the way.
Speaker 5 (13:22):
They trotted out poor little Slaine day on to sing
for two minutes. Lord, I thought she was going to
keep over.
Speaker 10 (13:28):
Girl, eat a damn steak sandwich once in a while.
You ain't less than a dust bunny. And just when
you thought it couldn't get any weirder, here comes noted
athlete Snoop Dog with the Olympic doobieh.
Speaker 4 (13:41):
Chair thicker.
Speaker 5 (13:43):
Uh. And then it was time for sports. Got to
see some fellow dressed as a girl put some poor
real girl.
Speaker 10 (13:50):
Hon the Olympics. That's called sport and dothing. That's called
You better hope the cops find you before I do.
Speaker 5 (13:56):
From that point, I just checked it on the highlights.
But we were both watched the day of the breakdit
said called petition.
Speaker 10 (14:03):
I was excited to see this because in my day
I was quite the breakdancer.
Speaker 5 (14:09):
I'll tell the truth. The football tabe used to put
you off to Jim Floryd's spinning like the Twister Arrow.
Speaker 6 (14:16):
But they did it to disco music, so it counts.
Speaker 5 (14:21):
Whatever you say, Boogloo shrimp. So we were settled in
with a Pats and Runt Deluxe. It's a Diek Cola.
Speaker 10 (14:28):
I'll tell you what them little Asian crinters man. They
had it going on. Not only are they a wizard math,
they can flat bust the move. It was nice to
see all these young people up there keeping dance alive,
popping and locking and what all.
Speaker 6 (14:41):
To beat the band? What back to the loved not eat?
Speaker 10 (14:46):
And then it was Australia's turn, and out walks this
middle aged gal dressed like a country club bus boy.
Speaker 5 (14:53):
Oh boy, a boy was she confident all acted smugs
strutting a ridelight. She'd been studying Ric Flair's entrance. But
then it came time to come across with the goods.
Speaker 6 (15:06):
What was her name again?
Speaker 5 (15:08):
Rachel Good went by the name of a Raygun.
Speaker 10 (15:12):
Raygun, perfect Scottie set facers to suck.
Speaker 5 (15:20):
She was pretty, pitiful.
Speaker 6 (15:21):
Beautiful nothing.
Speaker 10 (15:22):
She was bad, bad, bad, gas station fried chicken bad,
flipping in the flopping around the floor like a catfish
on the bottom of a boat.
Speaker 6 (15:31):
It was like a seizar with a backbeat.
Speaker 5 (15:35):
Did you see the faces of the paper of the
stads looked like they just walked into a room full
of farts.
Speaker 10 (15:44):
The trapper was when she did that thing Curly used
to do on the three stooges. He'd lay on his
side and holler Mold Larry Chee's and run in a
circle on the floor.
Speaker 5 (15:53):
And then she ended with that leg up in the
air and her hands like claws like a housewife tried
to do the thriller dance. After two dozen white claws.
Speaker 10 (16:03):
The only saving grace was Tom Cruise show me and
down that rope and then riding off on a motorcycle.
You know it's a weird crowd when Tom Cruise can't
wait to get the hell out of there.
Speaker 5 (16:14):
So now they got four whole years to come up
with another way to degrade and disrespect sports.
Speaker 4 (16:20):
Save Bett.
Speaker 10 (16:21):
Considering it'll be in Los Angeles, maybe all the illegals
will have their own team.
Speaker 5 (16:25):
And all the homeless could get in on the fifty
yard public defecation.
Speaker 6 (16:29):
Should be the city's motto, leave a pile with a smile.
Speaker 5 (16:34):
So until next time, I'm Lucy and I'm Ricky, and
so save the sharps.
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Speaker 7 (19:49):
Did you hear about Taylor Swift?
Speaker 1 (19:51):
We're popular singing another bag and dayton Us. Yeah, yep.
She just don't do what they broke off. No, no, no,
no no, there's not money riding on the chief.
Speaker 8 (20:05):
Well, she is on a two month break. She wrapped
her European part of her tour, so she is home
on a break. Then in November December she'll finish the
last part of her Eras tour in the United States
and then.
Speaker 7 (20:16):
The Era's tour is over.
Speaker 8 (20:18):
But yes, but the news is that she was nominated
for the Freedom of the City of London Medal, and
it's the city's highest honor, which recognizes an individual's outstanding
achievements or a unique contribution to London or public life.
Speaker 7 (20:35):
You say, why from London?
Speaker 8 (20:38):
From London, Well, they're really mentioning the tour which created
a traveling mini economy for London. The real legacy of
Taylor Swift's tour will be the economic lifeline. It's estimated
that her impact on the economy is worth four hundred
million dollars.
Speaker 1 (20:54):
She takes fifteen percent, so it's.
Speaker 7 (20:58):
Only right that she'd be wrecked.
Speaker 8 (21:00):
Guys, with London's highest honor, they're counting the money spent
by the Swifties who spent it in hotels, restaurants and bars,
in addition to her donating to food banks at each
stop of her airs tour in the UK was pretty good.
So what's her boyfriend doing? Well? He, you know, told
his brother on their New Heights podcast that he manifested
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his relationship with Taylor by speaking it into existence.
Speaker 1 (21:27):
And he he don't go set in the dark with
Aaron Rodgers.
Speaker 7 (21:31):
So he's done it.
Speaker 6 (21:33):
He's done it again.
Speaker 8 (21:34):
He wished aloud to his brother how he wanted a
role in the sequel to the nineteen ninety six golfing
comedy Happy Gilmore. Huh and Adam Sandler confirmed that production
of Happy Gilmore Tour starts right after the Labor Day weekend,
and he will be wow.
Speaker 2 (21:48):
And thanks to Barney. He has one more wish from
Count Espond deleting.
Speaker 8 (22:00):
Do you hear about those NASA astronauts or a stock
stuck out there in space?
Speaker 7 (22:04):
I'm out there in space. They are stuck. They're stuck.
Speaker 1 (22:07):
When you went up floating around that girl's hair all
over the place.
Speaker 8 (22:10):
When you went up on June fifth, and you were
supposed to come back on the fourteenth, and you ain't
home yet, you're stuck. Well, their NAS officials said that
they are going to be coming home from the International
Space Station, but they'll be taking a different spacecraft and
that won't be happening until February twenty twenty.
Speaker 12 (22:28):
The big problem they I mean, they can't get a
ride from the Russians and all this because they rode
up in that new Boeing and all of the spacesuits
connect to that ship. It's a new connector. They basically
are stuck because they left the dongole at home. So
they have to yeah, yeah, to wait until something is compatible.
Speaker 8 (22:46):
So the Starliner is going to be coming home before them,
and it's coming uncrude.
Speaker 7 (22:52):
So they're just going to send that back.
Speaker 1 (22:53):
This way because they're not sure it'll make it.
Speaker 7 (22:56):
That's just Yues. That's the risk you take. But I
just don't have the guts to do that.
Speaker 8 (23:01):
And the other headlines I have for you is Ben
Affleck and Jennifer Lopez have put their twenty four bathroom
house on the market for sixty eight million dollars. So
such jad deal. But it's there in Beverly Hills. So
the thirty eight thousand square foot mansion may cost you
a property tax of four hundred thousand dollars.
Speaker 1 (23:20):
So are they split?
Speaker 8 (23:21):
Is that?
Speaker 7 (23:22):
I'm so sorry I thought I mentioned that to you.
Speaker 8 (23:25):
Yeah, she filed for divorce on their second anniversary.
Speaker 2 (23:29):
Kind of mean, Well, Travis Kelsey wished it into existence.
Speaker 8 (23:34):
Apparently you can just say that some good couple news.
Hayley and Justin Bieber have welcomed a son. His name
is Jack Blues Bieber.
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Jack Blues Bieber and.
Speaker 7 (23:48):
Mama and baby are home doing very well.
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Oh that's one word to say.
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I know, yes, you still have time to get your
baby get didn't.
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Thank you very much? What I'm buy We bought daddy.
Let's get us a winner.
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Let's play John Boy Jeopardy review yesterday's question. We found
out on his two year trip to the South Pole
in the thirties, Admirable Robert Byrd carried two and a
half tons of this coin shaped candy, enough to supply
his crewmember with one.
Speaker 1 (24:17):
Roll per day.
Speaker 7 (24:18):
What are necho wafers?
Speaker 1 (24:20):
Old necko wafer? Yeah, I must have missed out on
them with my child.
Speaker 12 (24:24):
Well you've eaten them. They come in little hearts with
those messages. That's why we found out that.
Speaker 8 (24:29):
Yeah, if you're Catholic, you would know that we played
with those and would say Body of Christ, Body of Christ.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
Oh yeah, you know bad. Just have communion too, you know,
I know, Okay, we just don't obsess over it. We
don't get as many mulligans.
Speaker 2 (24:51):
We don't really concentrate on Mary that much, you know,
you know, shout out to Jesus earlier this morning or
all right, here we go Today's John boyd Jeopardy. According
to the Guinness World Records, this TV celebrity is officially
listed as television's most frequent clapper.
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Who is Pamela Anderson? Oh you said.
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That's why you're not a good Catholic. What y'all got
one eight hundred?
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Big?
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So you told free line. Come on we play John
Boy Jeopardy next. Good morning, it's a big show on
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And now your host.
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He came really close to making it into the Guinness
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but instead he ended up with a lifetime band from
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Hey Steve out of Madison, Tennessee.
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Good morning, Steve, Hey man, what's going on?
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Hey buddy? You are man? You first up this morning.
How's everything in your.
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Life always going as well? It can be expected.
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Well, it's a good things, Steve Well. Let's see what
you got this morning, buddy. According to the Guinness World Records,
this TV celebrity is official listed as television's most frequent clapper.
What you got, Steve Well?
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I was gonna say, old girl, I went to hash
COO with, But you said clapper and not had a clap.
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Okay, I think it'd probably be Vana White.
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Vana White on before the clapper.
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Let's see see they still qualified. So they still qualifies.
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Oh, Steve, I'm gonna let you keep work shopping with Jackie.
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She was all over. What is sure? Get John? Look here? Man?
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Let me say, uh, when when'd you shave?
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I saw you when when you had your weekend.
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I wrote that down?
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Giving them too much of what they really want.
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Flud Right now, It's time for the grumpy old man.
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Ah liberty flu.
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I'm old and I hate diversity, diversity, diversity, equity and inclusion.
This season's battle cry for the weird, deranged, and misfits
of society, forcing normal, god, fear and citizens to share
their asylum.
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The dictionary calls diversity of variety. When I was a boy,
the only diversity we cared about was the variety.
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Of holes in the outhouse, small medium and fat aunt
alice diversity bah forcing businesses to hire folks that couldn't
get jobs In a circuit side show, blue hair head
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special bathroom?
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Are they qualified? Can they do the job?
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Do they bathe?
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All are welcome pretty soon. It's like you're playing a
human version of Pokemon.
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Go.
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There's a hopiet, non binary, albino dwarf in the lobby.
We ain't got one of them, quick, get him on
the payroll. You're all white collar pet Bonham and all
the hard working, faithful, long time employees get the wet
end of the stick, all in the name of being
fair and inclusive.
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Cram it up your turn tunnel.
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Then all of a sudden, you gotta learn something called pronouns.
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One of their kind.
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brainwashed zombie. And even though the company loose good employees
and longtime customers, they just keep going. So you're a
double spirit feminist who identifies as a unicorn and must
wear a bridle to work and your office has to
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We'll get Bryce from accounting to clean your stall. In
my day, we had someone try that diversity garbage. Old
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the cranfill boy, Lester.
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Lester.
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as he floated a foot above the ground. He didn't
like boys or girls. He fancied livestock, never went to
church neither because he worshiped the devil hisself.
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And as a topper he was a.
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Witch, but old man Bumpa started if he gave this
helspon a job, he could help change his ways. Well,
Lester was told around up the livestock before dark, but
it was a full moon and Lester was feeling frisky
and cast a magic spell on him. A few months later,
the cows and goats and horses gave birth to a
litter of demonic creatures, then rampaged across the countryside, and
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Runoff. Ah, pigglety digglety ding dog.
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Damn it. We're a bunch of faceless hay seeds running
from bovine monsters and watching our lives be destroyed, all
because some well mean and dumbass felt compelled to hire
a freak instead of that lazy eyed Perkins girl with
the one big boob.
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Ah.
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Praise the power of good intentions.
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We finally live in a civilized society built just for morons,
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