August 29, 2024 • 45 mins
Thursday (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, we’ll listen to a throw back tune from Pinkard and Bowden, “..and the Wind Cries Mary”.. - Rev. Billy Ray Collins says it’s not too late to send your kids to the Sword of Joshua School.. - PRN’s Doug Rice looks at last week’s race and previews this weekend’s run at Darlington… - Hoyt and the JuniorNation Band has their tune, “Driving To Darlington”.. - and we’ll let Mr. Rhubarb lock up for us after his story about Mouse’s, Doggies and Storks - Oh, My!…
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Good morning, got the Big Show on the radio.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
We play our game beating the Blonde in minutes for
a Southern East pet spake. Look for the link at
the Big Show dot Com munes coach JBB at twenty
percent al must be eighteen to win. Right now on
track with Doug Rice, we are jumping right in here,
headed to Darlington Labor Day weekend for the Southern five
hundred last race of the regular season.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
Our man Doug Rice, go by Dougie.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Hey, thanks a lot, Johnny.
Speaker 4 (00:28):
And as we head down to Darlington, we have a
new playoff driver. Harrison Burton wins at Daytona in dramatic fashion.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
You always win in dramatic fashion.
Speaker 4 (00:37):
At Daytona holds off Kyle Busch on a green, white
checkered restart, gets his first career.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
Win that puts him in the playoffs.
Speaker 4 (00:46):
He was the last driver in points position for every
driver that had started every races thirty second. He gets
the big win. He also gives the very famed Wood
Brothers team their one hundredth victory and he.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
Heads awesome, awesome win.
Speaker 4 (01:02):
Okay, good kid, nice guy, Jeff Burton's son, and he
needed something to go right this year. Because the last
two years on the Cup circuit had been pretty rough
for it.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Man, and that was neat.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
It was kind of like nad Jarrett being in when
Dale won the day total five hundred. That's Jeff calling
to race with his boys. First win. That's awesome.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
Yeah, it was. It was a really good story.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Yes, sir, all right now a big announcement of going
down over the border.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
Legally it looks like Doug yet it is.
Speaker 4 (01:32):
NASCAR has headed to Mexico June fifteenth of twenty twenty five.
The NASCAR Cup Series will race there. The Infinity Series
will also be there. This race is going to be
in Mexico City. It is the same circuit that Formula
One uses to race in Mexico, so there is.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
A template for this. It will be a huge event.
Speaker 4 (01:52):
It will be an international race, first time in the
modern era that NASCAR has raced the Cup cars outside
of the USA in a points paying race.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
Big deal.
Speaker 4 (02:04):
The track is seventeen turns two point seven miles in length.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Man, So and unfortunately Richmond is losing a race.
Speaker 4 (02:14):
What uh yeah, I mean, you know, if you take
one away, somebody's gotta lose. Richmond has suffered from very
poor attendance over the last few years, and also, frankly,
the racing there hasn't been that riveting. They had a
good show this past couple of weeks ago, but for
the most part, Richmond's been a disappointment.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
So you've got to pull from the place that's least impactful.
Kind of sad. Richmond's been a part of the NASCAR
scene for a long time.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
With two races, I know, man, that is what we're
going to do, is like like send some Richmond Natives
on a bus down to Mexico.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
You know how they were busting them up to other cities.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
You know, Yes, I think that's part of the plans.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Yeah, all right, there's a memo from NASCAR. We'll work
all that.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
Down in the five print.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
Now, what about rocking Ham Talking about old school NASCAR
tracks on the news?
Speaker 4 (03:02):
Hearing some rumblings, Adam Stern of The Sports Business Journal
put out a tweet or an ex post a few
days ago saying that it looks like North Carolina Motor
Speedway at Rockingham will get some racing back next year.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
It's not Cup, it will be in Infinity truck racing.
Speaker 4 (03:20):
Maybe the ARCA Series going to race down at the
Rock again that is not owned by Speedway Motorsports Our NASCAR.
Kind of surprising that a third party has gotten a race,
But there's been a lot of noise down there at
Rockingham about bringing back racing trucks and Infinity's a nice
way to start. We'll see that's not firm. But then
(03:40):
the Coconut Telegram is buzzing that.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
We're headed back to Rockingham all right?
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Does and news out of track House Racing.
Speaker 4 (03:49):
Yeah, it looks like they're gonna get Shane van Gisbergen
over there to race Zane Smith out Shane van Gisbergen
in They will be a three car operation next year. He's,
in my mind he is the hottest new commodity we
have in NASCAR. He's not a kid, but people love
this guy. He has a whizz on the road course.
So look for him to make some noise when he
(04:09):
comes over to Cup full time.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Right, So he's at Germany. Does he live here now
or is he still living in Germany for now?
Speaker 5 (04:17):
Do you know.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
He is actually from New Zealand.
Speaker 6 (04:22):
Oh I'm not big on you know, the globe, but
I think that's a pretty far piece from Germany.
Speaker 7 (04:33):
But we can we can call Hi Nascar and deep
him there as well.
Speaker 8 (04:37):
But the accents are so close.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
So that's that's a that's a West Berlin or right there.
I think he may be from West New Zealand.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
I'll give you that, thank you, buddy. So we talked
about Darlington regular season.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
That's in South Carolina. Yeah, I been there where near
Germany Wharton.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
I can find that without a map, I mean I
go right to it.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
So there are three doug you're telling me that's kind
of around the bubble that need to be looking at.
Speaker 9 (05:10):
Well.
Speaker 4 (05:10):
Chris Buscher right now is the sixteenth driver. He needs
a decent day and he'll make the playoffs. Bubba Wallace
is twenty one points back, ross Chastein is twenty seven
points back.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
They need some help.
Speaker 4 (05:22):
They either need to win, Bubba and Chastein need to
win to get to the playoffs, or they need Chris
Buscher to have a really bad day and one of
those guys have a really good day and they might
be able to squeak in. I feel like both of
those teams have been a big disappointment this year. I
thought Chastainn would be maybe a top five, top ten contender.
(05:42):
I felt like Bubba was a lot to make it
back to the playoffs. Both of them have really fallen
short of the mark.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
All right, body, say what Amazon Darnington, you enjoy your
Labor Day weekend coach. You're gonna be heading to Atlanta
as we start the playoffs next week racetrack.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
All right, guys, thanks so much, Johnny.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
Thank you, Buddy Love, you made it my boy father
Doug on Twitter or x Riceman sixty one. All right,
let's play beat the Blonde one eight hundred Big Show.
You told free line, get a contestant. Play next, Good morning,
(06:39):
It's a Big Show on the radio.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
On it to you.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
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Speaker 1 (07:05):
And right now, let's play beat the blun the many's
the name in the head.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
Let's meat I contestant. It's George out of Cleveland, Texas.
Good morning, George.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Good morning, welcome buddy. All right, George, there's Tayer over there,
an important woman in your life for the next few minutes.
Speaker 8 (07:28):
That's right, George.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Okay, George taking it on you?
Speaker 10 (07:33):
Are you good?
Speaker 11 (07:36):
You know?
Speaker 1 (07:36):
The deal will ask you a questions? You agree or
disagree with your things?
Speaker 2 (07:39):
You ride a wrong two bells for two buzzers win
read Tater when you can listen in.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
George, very important. Sometimes she will let you know she
really knows. I don't put this pressure today. You were
here to have fun.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
I saw the same talk on Jeopardy Women.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
All right there, so marshy.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
According to consumer experts, when it comes to doing this,
men are too hasty, too impatient, and generally incompetent at
it at what, at everything?
Speaker 7 (08:19):
Everything?
Speaker 2 (08:22):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (08:23):
At shopping?
Speaker 1 (08:25):
According to consumer experts. You say it is shopping, okay, George?
You reading it? Do you agree or disagree?
Speaker 2 (08:37):
Disagree?
Speaker 11 (08:38):
No?
Speaker 2 (08:38):
You were.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Women shopping? What's up with that?
Speaker 8 (08:44):
Women shopping?
Speaker 1 (08:45):
Women be shopping? Yes, yes, and men not.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
Good pace around, especially when it comes to looking for bargain.
Just go in, get it, get out, all right, George,
got one more shot here, buddy. It's a true or
false question, Oh dear, true or false? Recent research suggests
(09:10):
that looking at something blue can actually help you relax.
Speaker 8 (09:16):
That's why they sell tidy bowl in blue.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
The tidy bowl all staring.
Speaker 8 (09:26):
I don't think you look at that in the aisle.
See there you are. You just prove the point about
the shopping. You don't even know it is true.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
Okay, something blue.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
Something blue can help you relax. Taylor says, that's true, George, true.
Do you agree or disagree?
Speaker 1 (09:51):
And all that that's right?
Speaker 2 (09:54):
Yes, true, even asthma sufferers have been helped by the
relaxing effects of the color blue.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
How about that? All right, good work, George.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
Here we go the winner. They're losing with this one.
Let's go to the experts. The experts say, I mean,
according to the experts.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
I'm not one. I play one on the radio.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
What is the single best thing you can do to
slow down the effects of growing old?
Speaker 8 (10:26):
That would be to die, expert.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
Slow down the effects of besides die? Yes, to slow
down the effects of growing old? Keep busy, keep busy, busy, George,
Do you agree or disagree? Probably a lot of different
answers for this.
Speaker 7 (10:53):
While you're disagreeing on that, Hell and see what you've
done is now Tater is giving. You're giving the interest
with enthusiasm and confidence and.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
Crazy. All right, but hey, exercise, by the way, is
the answer. So let's all start doing that.
Speaker 8 (11:17):
Your head on a swivel over here.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
Yeah, good work, JOELR. We go Southern East. Best back
head down to Cleveland, Texas for.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
You, Thanks sir, got it body Batim of the hour
and top of your news. Here we are.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
Heading the Labor Day weekend. Boysn't Me ration and Dylan
Dylands County Way. Good morning, this big sha on the radio,
(12:24):
thinking about the boys racing in Darlington.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
Let's bring in heart and a junior nation.
Speaker 4 (12:30):
Man.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
Yeah, all right, hold on, we're recording.
Speaker 12 (12:36):
No right now, yeah man, okay, fine, hold on a second,
ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
The following is based on a true story. The names
have been changed.
Speaker 12 (12:57):
Because quite frankly, I couldn't remember most stuffing anyway.
Speaker 5 (13:04):
Driving down the Darlington Speedway, Me and Delbert Brown Mother's
day driving down the Darlington Speedway with a truck full
of Hicks and the Devil the faith. Delbert guy call
from his mama. She said she missed this cute little
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face and if we drive to Darlington County.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
She made us there and we'd go to the race.
Speaker 5 (13:36):
Went ninety six miles, never seen a cop that Delberton
coach hanging at the tea.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
Time, drunk and singing.
Speaker 13 (13:49):
Shining nine nine nine, shining none no.
Speaker 14 (13:55):
No, it sounded about like the shining on, shining on
on no.
Speaker 5 (14:05):
Heiggy old galles, the handy pantry. Good days.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
You're lucky, they for sure. All right, Me and my buddies.
Speaker 5 (14:14):
We're from up Ben Charlotte. We got two hundred dollars.
Speaker 13 (14:18):
We on a rock all night.
Speaker 5 (14:20):
If you girl, you're looking at four expanders, it ain't
no telling what this bunch might do. Weaving known to
go on the vander Ricky's and the smile.
Speaker 10 (14:34):
You can go on one to.
Speaker 12 (14:37):
Parky food.
Speaker 5 (14:38):
Here right here on the fender.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
It's raised weekend.
Speaker 5 (14:42):
Tell me what that's where you gonna do.
Speaker 14 (14:47):
Let's go again, boys, shining no no, no, no, no,
shining no on no, no no, it ain't getting no better,
shining no on, showing on on on.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
On elbas flinching.
Speaker 5 (15:17):
No rooms left in Darlington County. We drove to Florence
to the Red Rufe, find Elbert's mom and drove up
from Conway. It was mighty nice to see her again.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
She might be old, but she loves tequila. That stuff
I hit you.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
Like an atom bomb.
Speaker 5 (15:41):
But when it comes to Mother's Day weekend, de Albert says,
you got to mind your mom. We never made it
the Darlington Speedway come to on Sunday. All the action
that stopped driving night to Darlington County. They were small
mother God arrested for.
Speaker 9 (16:03):
A flash in a car.
Speaker 8 (16:07):
It was a sight.
Speaker 14 (16:09):
She's a mass think she's.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
Got a ton of personality though we're the same size
as Brad as my pants brought it for long.
Speaker 13 (16:22):
Shot not shining down, shine up, shining down.
Speaker 14 (16:35):
On y'all are the sorryest bunch of backup saying I know,
I know, I'm hung over, but shot, Can.
Speaker 1 (16:42):
I just say my dang shot? Good morning.
Speaker 2 (17:13):
It's a big sew on the radio, going to do
you Thursday morning, I know, about twenty minutes away from
Taylor Tayman. Newsmunfers, Welcome to So Say the Sharps, a
commentary on the events of the day with your host
The Sharps.
Speaker 9 (17:30):
Thanks Lim, I'm Ricky and I'm Lucy and we're the Sharps.
Now let's get straight right on it.
Speaker 15 (17:36):
Haven't heard that, said sir hooey.
Speaker 9 (17:38):
Boon eh, Well, the Olympics are finally over.
Speaker 8 (17:45):
Ed done too soon.
Speaker 15 (17:47):
I knowed for the get go it was going to
be obays.
Speaker 9 (17:49):
You're talking about them opening ceremonies, the Last Supper. If
Jesus was rue Paul, what the hell did Ringling brothers
leave the freak show door unlocked?
Speaker 15 (18:00):
Looked like a gender revealed party in San Francisco? True
that then it was time for the Parade of Nations.
I'd rather than have the athletes march around a track
like they nobly do. They put them all in boats
and took them down that stinky, polluted river.
Speaker 9 (18:14):
Took forever because they had to keep stopping the boats
to push all the turns out of the way.
Speaker 15 (18:19):
They trotted out poor little Slaine day On to sing
for two minutes. Lord, I thought she was going to
kill over girl.
Speaker 9 (18:26):
Eat a damn steak sandwich once in a while, you
wain't less than a dust bunny. And just when you
thought it couldn't get any weirder, here comes noted athlete
Snoop Dogg with the Olympic Doobie.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
Chair thicker.
Speaker 11 (18:40):
Uh.
Speaker 15 (18:40):
And then it was time for sports. Got to see
some fellow dressed as a girl put some poor real girl.
Speaker 9 (18:47):
Hon the Olympics. That's called sport and dothing that's called
you better hope the cops find you before I do.
Speaker 15 (18:53):
From that point, I just checked it on the highlights.
But we were both watching the Day of the breakdates
in COPID.
Speaker 9 (19:00):
I was excited to see this because in my day
I was quite the breakdancer.
Speaker 15 (19:06):
I'll tell the truth. The football tabe is to put
you off to Jim Florydn's spinning like a twister arrow.
Speaker 9 (19:13):
But they did it to disco music, so it counts.
Speaker 15 (19:18):
Whatever you say, boogloo shrimp. So we were settled in
with a Pates and Runt Deluxe. It's a Diet Cola.
Speaker 16 (19:25):
I'll tell you what.
Speaker 9 (19:26):
Them little Asian critters man, they had it going on.
Not only are they a wizard math, they can flat
bust the move. It was nice to see all these
young people up there keeping dance alive, popping and locking
and what all to beat the fan walk back to
the Love Eat and then it was Australia's turn, and
out walks this middle aged gal dressed like a country
(19:49):
club bus boy, Oh boy, that boy.
Speaker 15 (19:53):
Was she confident? All acted smugs strutting a ridelight. She'd
been studying rec Flair's entrance, but then it came time
to come across with the Goods.
Speaker 1 (20:04):
What was her name again?
Speaker 15 (20:05):
Rachel Good went by the name of a Raygun.
Speaker 9 (20:09):
Raygun, Perfect, Scottie set facers to suck.
Speaker 15 (20:17):
She was pretty, pitiful, beautiful, nothing.
Speaker 9 (20:19):
She was bad, bad, bad, gas station fried chicken bad,
flipping in the flopping around the floor like a catfish
on the bottom of a boat. It was like a
seizar with a backbeat.
Speaker 15 (20:32):
Did you see the faces of the people of the
stads looked like they just walked into a room full
of farts.
Speaker 9 (20:41):
The trapper was when she did that thing Curly used
to do on a three stoodia Hu. He'd lay on
his side and holler, Mold Larry Cheese and run in
a circle on the floor.
Speaker 15 (20:50):
And then she ended with that leg up in the
air and her hands like claws like a housewife. Tried
to do the thriller dance. After two dozen white claws.
Speaker 9 (21:00):
The only saving grace was Tom Cruise show me and
down that rope and then riding off on a motorcycle.
You know it's a weird crowd when Tom Cruise can't
wait to get the hell out of there.
Speaker 15 (21:11):
So down, they got four whole years to come up
with another way to degrade and disrespect sports.
Speaker 9 (21:17):
Save bett. Considering it'll be in Los Angeles, maybe all
the illegals will have their own team.
Speaker 15 (21:22):
And all the homeless could get in on the fifty
yard public defecation.
Speaker 9 (21:27):
Should be the city's motto, leave a pile with a smile.
Speaker 17 (21:31):
So until next time, I'm Lucy and I'm Ricky, and
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ten minutes. Right now, it's time for Tata Taman news
and here's that girl, mar said Taytor Morakay.
Speaker 11 (23:54):
Did you hear about Taylor Swift popular singing everybody?
Speaker 1 (24:02):
Yeah, she just broke god no, no, no no, there's
no money riding on the chief.
Speaker 11 (24:10):
Well she is on a two month break. She wrapped
her European part of her tour, so she is home
on a break. Then in November December she'll finish the
last part of her Eras tour in the United States
and then the Era's tour is over. But yes, but
the news is that she was nominated for the Freedom
of the City of London Medal. And it's the city's
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highest honor, which recognizes an individual's outstanding achievements or a
unique contribution to London or public life.
Speaker 8 (24:40):
You say, why from London?
Speaker 11 (24:43):
From London, Well, they're really mentioning the tour which created
a traveling mini economy for London. The real legacy of
Taylor Swift's tour will be the economic lifeline. It's estimated
that her impact on the economy is worth four hundred
million dollars.
Speaker 1 (25:00):
He takes fifteen percent, so it's only.
Speaker 8 (25:04):
Right that she be recognized with London's highest honor.
Speaker 11 (25:06):
They're counting the money spent by the Swifties who spent
it in hotels, restaurants and bars, in addition to her
donating to food banks at each stop of her airs
tour in the UK.
Speaker 1 (25:18):
That was pretty good. So what's her boyfriend doing well?
Speaker 11 (25:23):
He you know, told his brother on their New Heights
podcast that he manifested his relationship with Taylor by speaking
it into existence.
Speaker 1 (25:32):
And he he don't go sit in a dark with
Aaron Rodgers.
Speaker 8 (25:36):
So he's done it. He's done it again.
Speaker 11 (25:39):
He wished aloud to his brother how he wanted a
role in the sequel to the nineteen ninety six golfing
comedy Happy Gilmore. H and Adam Sandler confirmed that production
of Happy Gilmore Tour starts right after the Labor Day weekend,
and he.
Speaker 1 (25:52):
Will be wow and thanks to Barney. He has one
more wish from Count Espond deleting.
Speaker 5 (26:04):
Hey, did you hear about.
Speaker 11 (26:05):
Those NASA astronauts or a stock stuck out there in space?
Them out there in space, they are stuck.
Speaker 8 (26:11):
They're stuck.
Speaker 2 (26:12):
When you went out floating around that girl's hair all
over the place, when.
Speaker 11 (26:16):
You went up on June fifth, and you were supposed
to come back on the fourteenth, and you ain't home yet,
you're stuck. Well, their NAS officials said that they are
going to be coming home from the International Space Station,
but they'll be taking a different spacecraft and that won't
be happening until February twenty twenty.
Speaker 7 (26:33):
The big problem they I mean, they can't get a
ride from the Russians and all this because they rode
up in that new Boeing and all of the space
suits connect to that ship. It's a new connector. They
basically are stuck because they left the dongole at home.
So they have to Yeah, you have to say until
something is compatible.
Speaker 11 (26:51):
So the Starliner is going to be coming home before them,
and it's coming uncrude.
Speaker 8 (26:57):
So they're just going to send that back.
Speaker 1 (26:58):
This way because they're not sure it'll that's just yues.
Speaker 8 (27:02):
That's the risk you take. But I just don't have
the guts to do that.
Speaker 11 (27:06):
And the other headlines I have for you is Ben
Affleck and Jennifer Lopez have put their twenty four bathroom
house on the market for sixty eight million dollars. So
such a deal, but it's there in Beverly Hills. So
the thirty eight thousand square foot mansion may cost you
a property tax of four hundred thousand dollars.
Speaker 1 (27:25):
Are split.
Speaker 8 (27:27):
I'm so sorry I thought I mentioned that to you.
Speaker 1 (27:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (27:32):
Yeah, she filed for divorce on their second anniversary.
Speaker 2 (27:34):
Kind of mean, well, Travis Kelsey wished it into existence.
Speaker 11 (27:39):
Apparently you can just say that some good couple News
Hayley and Justin Bieber have welcomed a son.
Speaker 8 (27:47):
His name is Jack Blues Bieber.
Speaker 1 (27:49):
Jack Blues Bieber.
Speaker 8 (27:50):
And mama and baby are home doing very well.
Speaker 1 (27:55):
Oh that's one word to say.
Speaker 8 (27:57):
I know, yes, you still have time to get your
baby get.
Speaker 2 (28:03):
Thank you very much when I buy report Daddy. Let's
get us a winner. Let's play worthy word hard. Here
we go one eight hundred big show you told free
line across America. We'll get a couple contestants play next.
(28:43):
Oh on, then let's make sure on the radio running
through your Thursday, August twenty nine, twenty four, mister rub Barbers,
our feature track for the make show bit Box are
always so special. Mouses and doggies and storks. We got
on their contest money gang and do well call you.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
We'll bleay this mega I mnna.
Speaker 16 (29:02):
Do everybody's head about the bad.
Speaker 1 (29:04):
Play the wordy word and the worthy word.
Speaker 2 (29:07):
We got a couple of boys out in America.
Speaker 1 (29:10):
Scott from Pikeville, Kentucky, Good morning Scott, Good morning, Hey Marny.
Speaker 2 (29:16):
Then we got Kenneth from Ringling Oh klak homa Good morning, Kenneth,
Good morning, Good morning our boys.
Speaker 1 (29:24):
Kentucky, Oklahoma. Hey, y'all might meet up for the national championship.
Maybe it's Jackie.
Speaker 2 (29:31):
Laughing at all right, boys, Kenneth, you've got Tay on
your team. Right, it'll be me and Scott, so all right,
here we go. All right, let's get the first round
on the board. Kenneth, if you Rex, Scott me and
you are you ready?
Speaker 1 (29:49):
Yeah? Okay? You shot them out? All right, shardy clock.
Now you can't tell a lie. You are really what? Blank?
Speaker 12 (29:58):
A name?
Speaker 1 (30:00):
Blank? Abe?
Speaker 5 (30:04):
You are?
Speaker 1 (30:04):
You are very what be? You're You're not a thief,
You're you're telling the truth. You are what did you say?
Speaker 3 (30:13):
You are what?
Speaker 18 (30:14):
No?
Speaker 1 (30:15):
Okay, you do not tell a lie. You are always what? Yes?
Uh huh, all right, you have one of.
Speaker 2 (30:23):
These you have?
Speaker 1 (30:26):
All right, you got a babble.
Speaker 2 (30:32):
Let's see what happens Kenneth and Taylor for year round one.
Are you ready, Kenneth?
Speaker 11 (30:42):
Let's all right and go your two thirds? So you
make a blank with your dentist appointment. Yes, blind blank,
you are so mad.
Speaker 8 (30:51):
You're in blind blank against the machine. There's a band.
Speaker 11 (30:59):
No, yes, all right, you blank the football the punter,
does he what does he do to the football?
Speaker 3 (31:06):
Yes?
Speaker 8 (31:07):
Uh blank blank through the two lips? You walk, you
walk on these parts of your feet.
Speaker 1 (31:15):
Oh god, there's a buzzer. There's the buzzer.
Speaker 3 (31:20):
What y'all do?
Speaker 1 (31:21):
Put a three on the board.
Speaker 2 (31:23):
So Kenneth leeds three to one, Scott, we still got
a chance, buddy. All right, well let's see now we're
picking up on that last one. That tatter did a
beautiful rendition.
Speaker 1 (31:35):
You don't know who it was. You do know who
it was?
Speaker 2 (31:39):
Boy, You're gonna get this, okay, all right, ready, go
be real quiet blank blank through the house. Don't walk hard?
Blank blank no, no, yes, jip toe?
Speaker 1 (31:54):
All right? Hell, some stinks I blank something?
Speaker 7 (31:58):
What is that?
Speaker 1 (31:59):
Blank? Leonard Skinner's song?
Speaker 9 (32:01):
What's that?
Speaker 1 (32:03):
When you watch something? Watch something stinks? I blank? Something
that stinks through your nose?
Speaker 5 (32:11):
What do you do? Yes?
Speaker 1 (32:14):
Your car blank is never.
Speaker 15 (32:20):
It is tied up.
Speaker 1 (32:23):
It's tied up. Three to three.
Speaker 2 (32:24):
So Kenneth and Taylor will put us out of our misery.
Oh no, if they get one, ready, Kenneth, Yes, sir,
and go all right.
Speaker 11 (32:35):
You have to you do this to your your your house.
You have a house one of these for your house,
one for your car. You make it every month, Yes.
Speaker 1 (32:44):
And that's the way. It's good. We came up a
little short, as you well know. You were right there
with me.
Speaker 2 (32:51):
But man, you can try again anytime you we're cutting
the bikevill let me tell you, cutting in and out
hearing you no, God, I knew it.
Speaker 1 (33:02):
Was my fault.
Speaker 2 (33:05):
Maybe maybe lay on down the road. You take sea,
all right, Jackie, work with him, work God. We appreciate you, buddy.
You have a great day. Man, your cue all right, boy,
he Kenneth, look at you out and wringling Oklahoma, winning
your big Old Low Tigers Motorcycle prize pack. Buddy, gratulations, Yes, sir,
(33:25):
thank you all right, hang on, hey, I just.
Speaker 4 (33:28):
Wanted to take all thank you man.
Speaker 1 (33:29):
I'm enjoy listening to y'all.
Speaker 19 (33:31):
Everybody.
Speaker 1 (33:31):
Okay. It's a blast, you know, and I appreciate you well.
Awesome buddy, Thank you very much, Kenneth. I love here's
out there in Oklahoma.
Speaker 8 (33:41):
That's my player, that's your team day.
Speaker 1 (33:44):
Where are y'all going, Jackie Obama?
Speaker 2 (33:50):
Good morning makes shows on the radio. Time of the
bid request for this Thursday morning and mister Frank ingalls
out of Cramer to North Carolina, says cant we're here
when John Boy took Cadbury.
Speaker 1 (34:02):
To the race. Well, absolutely, Frank coming up next.
Speaker 2 (34:29):
Good morning, make show's on the radio or something you'd
like to hear around this time under two Friday hit
us up of the Big show, Dot John and the
Melbaga the John Boy and Billy Facebook page. This morning,
Frank Ingall, he's got a Kramer to North Carolina with
this plasific adventure with Cadbury. Here we are Cadbury the racetrack.
Speaker 13 (34:54):
My world.
Speaker 1 (34:55):
You're gonna have a black.
Speaker 16 (34:56):
Ye haw, sir? And where is mister William Today's you
know he.
Speaker 1 (35:01):
Said he was sick. It's funny he gets sick every
year at racetime.
Speaker 10 (35:05):
He is ell as much as I'd like to stay
as perhaps I should intend to hear it.
Speaker 1 (35:10):
Come on, loosen up, Cadbury. I'm talking. You have no
stuffy clothes would change.
Speaker 10 (35:14):
Attitude some hell, I'm sorry, sir, I've never worn dungarese their.
Speaker 1 (35:20):
Jeans, Cadbury. Some still don't look right.
Speaker 11 (35:23):
Oh.
Speaker 16 (35:23):
I know here put this on a NASCAR T shirt.
Have I done something unsavory?
Speaker 1 (35:29):
It will offend you now Cadbury.
Speaker 18 (35:32):
Look around, everybody's wearing shirts with her favorite drivers on him.
Speaker 1 (35:35):
I'm just trying to make you fit in is.
Speaker 16 (35:38):
And who may I ask, is this mister Richard trickles.
Speaker 1 (35:42):
Hot and Richard Dick Dick Trickle. It sounds funny if
you say it the other way.
Speaker 16 (35:47):
That's funny no matter how you say it, Sir.
Speaker 1 (35:49):
Soaking the on, Beyonce Cadbury. I love the smell of
NASCAR in the morning.
Speaker 16 (35:54):
Perhaps you're just standing too close to the porter Jonathan's eye.
Speaker 2 (35:58):
Take a deep breath, Smell the exhaust, the grills in
the infield, the perfume on the baby dolls.
Speaker 16 (36:05):
You're still too close to the port of jonathansel.
Speaker 1 (36:08):
Now, Cadbury, look over there, that's Richard Petty.
Speaker 16 (36:11):
Don't you mean Dick Petty.
Speaker 1 (36:13):
No, it's Richer. Make up your minds. Soak it in, Cadbury.
The sights, the sounds of people. This is what NASCAR
is all about.
Speaker 10 (36:21):
Really, I thought it was about raw competition, man and
machine working as one in a battle against all odds
for supremacy of the Ogle tracts.
Speaker 1 (36:30):
Wow, Catberry, that's pretty profound.
Speaker 7 (36:33):
He said.
Speaker 1 (36:34):
You didn't get it.
Speaker 16 (36:35):
I don't sir, I was reading from this program, hy Catberry.
Speaker 1 (36:38):
Let's get some deep how about hot dog? Huh? I
won't get six? How are you on?
Speaker 2 (36:41):
Oh?
Speaker 10 (36:42):
Yes, I fear I must have stained from the culinary
delights of the race track. Frank Urtter, Sir, I try
not to ingest anything consisting of parts unknown.
Speaker 1 (36:51):
What are you're talking about is a hot dog?
Speaker 10 (36:54):
I'm sorry, sir, I've already had my minimum daily requirement
of lips, spleens and entrails.
Speaker 1 (37:00):
Al Right, man, I thought Randy was highminus. Hey you
going to Beard?
Speaker 9 (37:03):
Oh, sir?
Speaker 11 (37:04):
Uh?
Speaker 16 (37:05):
We Cadburys have a very low tolerance for alcoholic beverages.
Speaker 1 (37:08):
Man, Maybe you should have stayed home, But I'm not
giving up on you. Cadbury.
Speaker 2 (37:12):
You're like this, Let's go to Humpy Wheeler's personal luxury suite.
Speaker 16 (37:16):
Are you sure this is all right with Humpy?
Speaker 1 (37:21):
The Bunds say he's right up there.
Speaker 16 (37:23):
You mean way up there, don't you, sir?
Speaker 18 (37:25):
All right, we'll take the elevator. Jeez, Louise like bringing
my wife to the track.
Speaker 1 (37:36):
So what are you taking this?
Speaker 18 (37:38):
Cadbury being a radio superstar has its advantages.
Speaker 10 (37:41):
Of this, as they say, is more like it sir,
may I mix other cocktail while alexis.
Speaker 1 (37:47):
Nah, take a load of Cadbury. I'll fix and drinks.
Name you poison?
Speaker 16 (37:51):
No, no, nothing for me. He's alcohol has an adverse
effect on me.
Speaker 18 (37:55):
I'll just make a picture of margarita. Here you go,
Oh boy, he won't kill you.
Speaker 16 (38:03):
Well, I must admit they look rather refreshing it well,
perhaps just one.
Speaker 1 (38:10):
Hey hey Cadbury, you maybe you shouldn't chug it.
Speaker 16 (38:13):
Well, they're not really that strong. Sub Put a head
on that for me.
Speaker 1 (38:20):
What do you part? That's easy with that stuff? Cadbury, sir,
have a shopping marker hand? Yeah? Here, what are you
writing on that cardboard?
Speaker 16 (38:31):
I'm fitting in, serf.
Speaker 10 (38:32):
How about another picture of your delicious libations?
Speaker 16 (38:38):
Do what make another picture of them? They're margaritas?
Speaker 1 (38:42):
I say you had enough?
Speaker 16 (38:43):
These windows open up?
Speaker 1 (38:45):
Yeah, I guess and easy Cadbury. Hey, man, what's that
sign you're holding up? Show me your bosom?
Speaker 9 (38:57):
Catbury get a hold of you, said right, I get
ahold of that baby doll in the red tube tops.
Come on, baby, show me where your mama live.
Speaker 1 (39:06):
Jack, You're gonna get a thone out of here.
Speaker 16 (39:08):
Let them try, sir, Jeff Gordon.
Speaker 1 (39:15):
Man, Now look what you done. Can't very were we'rely
gonna get it. Emma fierce up.
Speaker 10 (39:20):
I was roll Navy were boxing champions beat the Ruffians
and times don't number that dorm.
Speaker 9 (39:28):
Gentlemen, would you like a piece of meat.
Speaker 1 (39:38):
So we don't need to call Howy?
Speaker 18 (39:39):
Now that.
Speaker 1 (40:06):
Good Morning bas shows on the radio.
Speaker 2 (40:08):
If he's in tracked, one of the big bugs, there's
mister Roubard keywords storks.
Speaker 17 (40:16):
Yes, once again, I'll point out when referend Ernie does it.
You think it's cute when I do it, it's just
somewhat nerve wracking.
Speaker 3 (40:28):
Everything you do is somewhat nerve ractor.
Speaker 9 (40:30):
Well, hit my music.
Speaker 17 (40:32):
Three wonderful stories for you today, mister rubarb story, Come on,
rand you can't be mad when you hear that music.
I have a mousey tale. I bet you'all thought it's
just the way my barely don't jump on my jokes,
do I come in here and and go? I think
I speak for all of us when I say, well,
(40:53):
I can't remember what you say.
Speaker 2 (40:55):
Watch it?
Speaker 17 (40:57):
Yeah, I mean hey, hey, Three mice are setting in
a bar in a pretty rough neighborhood late at night,
sitting yes, they are in a bar late at night,
trying to impress each other about how tough they are.
Speaker 1 (41:09):
He interrupted, you him, Stefid Randon, there you go.
Speaker 11 (41:14):
Well.
Speaker 17 (41:14):
The first mouse pounds a shot of scotch, slams the
glass onto the bar, turns to the second mouse and says,
whenever I see a mouse trap, I lie down on
my back, set it off with my foot, and when
the bar comes down, I catch it in my teeth,
bench press it twenty times to work up an appetite,
then make off with the cheese. Second mouse orders up
(41:36):
two shots of sour mash, pounds them both slams each
glass onto the bar, turns to the first mouse and says, yeah, Well,
when I see rat poison, I collect as much as
I can, take it home, grind it up into a powder,
and add it to my coffee each morning so I
can get a good buzz going for the rest of
the day. Mousey like a bus I by the first
(41:59):
mouse and the second house. Turned to the third mouse.
Third mouse kind of looks at him. That's out a
long sigh and says, I don't have time for this crap.
I gotta go home and nail the cat. Here's a
story about the canine patrol from mouse's to doggies. Well,
(42:20):
the police department, famous for its superior canine unit, was
somewhat taken back by a recent incident. Returning home from work,
a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and burgled.
Speaker 3 (42:36):
When she discovered yeah, feeling you're.
Speaker 17 (42:39):
Doing it again, she telephoned the police at once and
reported the crime. Well, the police dispatcher broadcast the call
on the channels, and a canine unit patrolling nearby was
the first on the scene. As the canine officer approached
the house with his dog on the leash, the blond
ran out onto the porch, clapped a hand to her
head and moaned, I've come home.
Speaker 1 (43:01):
How she sounds?
Speaker 17 (43:02):
She m e, I come home from work to find
all my possessions stolen. I call the police for help,
and what do they do? They send a blind policeman.
A whole life, from mouseies to dogs to storks. I
have a stork store are very popular, Yes, stupid, Randy.
(43:26):
Two storks are sitting in their nest, though it was correct,
A father stork and a baby stork. Well, the baby
stork is crying and crying.
Speaker 16 (43:40):
Before y'all have.
Speaker 17 (43:46):
Any who. The father stork is trying to calm the
baby stork. Don't worry, son, your mother will come back.
She's only bringing people babies and making them happy. Well,
the next night, it's father's turn to do the job.
Mother and son are sitting in the nests. The baby
stork is crying.
Speaker 1 (44:04):
You've already known how that sounds.
Speaker 17 (44:06):
The mother is saying, son, your father will be back
as soon as possible. But now he's bringing joy to
you mommies and daddies. Well, a few days later, the
stork's parents are desperate. Their son is absent from the
nest all night. Shortly before dawn, he returns and the
parents ask him, where have you been all night? The
baby stork says, on nowhere, just scaring the crap out
(44:28):
of some college students. Well, this has been mister Rubarb's
story time. Anybody want to do the outro for me?
Speaker 1 (44:38):
I'd just like to hear you scream one more time
that you've been burgled. I've been burled, I've been you're
mister Rubarb, I'm mister friend in my life. I'll see
you losers.
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Good morning, got the Big Show on the radio.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
We play our game beating the Blonde in minutes for
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the Big Show dot Com munes coach JBB at twenty
percent al must be eighteen to win. Right now on
track with Doug Rice, we are jumping right in here,
headed to Darlington Labor Day weekend for the Southern five
hundred last race of the regular season.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
Our man Doug Rice, go by Dougie.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Hey, thanks a lot, Johnny.
Speaker 4 (00:28):
And as we head down to Darlington, we have a
new playoff driver. Harrison Burton wins at Daytona in dramatic fashion.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
You always win in dramatic fashion.
Speaker 4 (00:37):
At Daytona holds off Kyle Busch on a green, white
checkered restart, gets his first career.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
Win that puts him in the playoffs.
Speaker 4 (00:46):
He was the last driver in points position for every
driver that had started every races thirty second. He gets
the big win. He also gives the very famed Wood
Brothers team their one hundredth victory and he.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
Heads awesome, awesome win.
Speaker 4 (01:02):
Okay, good kid, nice guy, Jeff Burton's son, and he
needed something to go right this year. Because the last
two years on the Cup circuit had been pretty rough
for it.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Man, and that was neat.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
It was kind of like nad Jarrett being in when
Dale won the day total five hundred. That's Jeff calling
to race with his boys. First win. That's awesome.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
Yeah, it was. It was a really good story.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Yes, sir, all right now a big announcement of going
down over the border.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
Legally it looks like Doug yet it is.
Speaker 4 (01:32):
NASCAR has headed to Mexico June fifteenth of twenty twenty five.
The NASCAR Cup Series will race there. The Infinity Series
will also be there. This race is going to be
in Mexico City. It is the same circuit that Formula
One uses to race in Mexico, so there is.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
A template for this. It will be a huge event.
Speaker 4 (01:52):
It will be an international race, first time in the
modern era that NASCAR has raced the Cup cars outside
of the USA in a points paying race.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
Big deal.
Speaker 4 (02:04):
The track is seventeen turns two point seven miles in length.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Man, So and unfortunately Richmond is losing a race.
Speaker 4 (02:14):
What uh yeah, I mean, you know, if you take
one away, somebody's gotta lose. Richmond has suffered from very
poor attendance over the last few years, and also, frankly,
the racing there hasn't been that riveting. They had a
good show this past couple of weeks ago, but for
the most part, Richmond's been a disappointment.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
So you've got to pull from the place that's least impactful.
Kind of sad. Richmond's been a part of the NASCAR
scene for a long time.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
With two races, I know, man, that is what we're
going to do, is like like send some Richmond Natives
on a bus down to Mexico.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
You know how they were busting them up to other cities.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
You know, Yes, I think that's part of the plans.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Yeah, all right, there's a memo from NASCAR. We'll work
all that.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
Down in the five print.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
Now, what about rocking Ham Talking about old school NASCAR
tracks on the news?
Speaker 4 (03:02):
Hearing some rumblings, Adam Stern of The Sports Business Journal
put out a tweet or an ex post a few
days ago saying that it looks like North Carolina Motor
Speedway at Rockingham will get some racing back next year.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
It's not Cup, it will be in Infinity truck racing.
Speaker 4 (03:20):
Maybe the ARCA Series going to race down at the
Rock again that is not owned by Speedway Motorsports Our NASCAR.
Kind of surprising that a third party has gotten a race,
But there's been a lot of noise down there at
Rockingham about bringing back racing trucks and Infinity's a nice
way to start. We'll see that's not firm. But then
(03:40):
the Coconut Telegram is buzzing that.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
We're headed back to Rockingham all right?
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Does and news out of track House Racing.
Speaker 4 (03:49):
Yeah, it looks like they're gonna get Shane van Gisbergen
over there to race Zane Smith out Shane van Gisbergen
in They will be a three car operation next year. He's,
in my mind he is the hottest new commodity we
have in NASCAR. He's not a kid, but people love
this guy. He has a whizz on the road course.
So look for him to make some noise when he
(04:09):
comes over to Cup full time.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Right, So he's at Germany. Does he live here now
or is he still living in Germany for now?
Speaker 5 (04:17):
Do you know.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
He is actually from New Zealand.
Speaker 6 (04:22):
Oh I'm not big on you know, the globe, but
I think that's a pretty far piece from Germany.
Speaker 7 (04:33):
But we can we can call Hi Nascar and deep
him there as well.
Speaker 8 (04:37):
But the accents are so close.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
So that's that's a that's a West Berlin or right there.
I think he may be from West New Zealand.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
I'll give you that, thank you, buddy. So we talked
about Darlington regular season.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
That's in South Carolina. Yeah, I been there where near
Germany Wharton.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
I can find that without a map, I mean I
go right to it.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
So there are three doug you're telling me that's kind
of around the bubble that need to be looking at.
Speaker 9 (05:10):
Well.
Speaker 4 (05:10):
Chris Buscher right now is the sixteenth driver. He needs
a decent day and he'll make the playoffs. Bubba Wallace
is twenty one points back, ross Chastein is twenty seven
points back.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
They need some help.
Speaker 4 (05:22):
They either need to win, Bubba and Chastein need to
win to get to the playoffs, or they need Chris
Buscher to have a really bad day and one of
those guys have a really good day and they might
be able to squeak in. I feel like both of
those teams have been a big disappointment this year. I
thought Chastainn would be maybe a top five, top ten contender.
(05:42):
I felt like Bubba was a lot to make it
back to the playoffs. Both of them have really fallen
short of the mark.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
All right, body, say what Amazon Darnington, you enjoy your
Labor Day weekend coach. You're gonna be heading to Atlanta
as we start the playoffs next week racetrack.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
All right, guys, thanks so much, Johnny.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
Thank you, Buddy Love, you made it my boy father
Doug on Twitter or x Riceman sixty one. All right,
let's play beat the Blonde one eight hundred Big Show.
You told free line, get a contestant. Play next, Good morning,
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It's a Big Show on the radio.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
On it to you.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
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And right now, let's play beat the blun the many's
the name in the head.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
Let's meat I contestant. It's George out of Cleveland, Texas.
Good morning, George.
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Good morning, welcome buddy. All right, George, there's Tayer over there,
an important woman in your life for the next few minutes.
Speaker 8 (07:28):
That's right, George.
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Okay, George taking it on you?
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Are you good?
Speaker 11 (07:36):
You know?
Speaker 1 (07:36):
The deal will ask you a questions? You agree or
disagree with your things?
Speaker 2 (07:39):
You ride a wrong two bells for two buzzers win
read Tater when you can listen in.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
George, very important. Sometimes she will let you know she
really knows. I don't put this pressure today. You were
here to have fun.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
I saw the same talk on Jeopardy Women.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
All right there, so marshy.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
According to consumer experts, when it comes to doing this,
men are too hasty, too impatient, and generally incompetent at
it at what, at everything?
Speaker 7 (08:19):
Everything?
Speaker 2 (08:22):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (08:23):
At shopping?
Speaker 1 (08:25):
According to consumer experts. You say it is shopping, okay, George?
You reading it? Do you agree or disagree?
Speaker 2 (08:37):
Disagree?
Speaker 11 (08:38):
No?
Speaker 2 (08:38):
You were.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Women shopping? What's up with that?
Speaker 8 (08:44):
Women shopping?
Speaker 1 (08:45):
Women be shopping? Yes, yes, and men not.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
Good pace around, especially when it comes to looking for bargain.
Just go in, get it, get out, all right, George,
got one more shot here, buddy. It's a true or
false question, Oh dear, true or false? Recent research suggests
(09:10):
that looking at something blue can actually help you relax.
Speaker 8 (09:16):
That's why they sell tidy bowl in blue.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
The tidy bowl all staring.
Speaker 8 (09:26):
I don't think you look at that in the aisle.
See there you are. You just prove the point about
the shopping. You don't even know it is true.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
Okay, something blue.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
Something blue can help you relax. Taylor says, that's true, George, true.
Do you agree or disagree?
Speaker 1 (09:51):
And all that that's right?
Speaker 2 (09:54):
Yes, true, even asthma sufferers have been helped by the
relaxing effects of the color blue.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
How about that? All right, good work, George.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
Here we go the winner. They're losing with this one.
Let's go to the experts. The experts say, I mean,
according to the experts.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
I'm not one. I play one on the radio.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
What is the single best thing you can do to
slow down the effects of growing old?
Speaker 8 (10:26):
That would be to die, expert.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
Slow down the effects of besides die? Yes, to slow
down the effects of growing old? Keep busy, keep busy, busy, George,
Do you agree or disagree? Probably a lot of different
answers for this.
Speaker 7 (10:53):
While you're disagreeing on that, Hell and see what you've
done is now Tater is giving. You're giving the interest
with enthusiasm and confidence and.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
Crazy. All right, but hey, exercise, by the way, is
the answer. So let's all start doing that.
Speaker 8 (11:17):
Your head on a swivel over here.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
Yeah, good work, JOELR. We go Southern East. Best back
head down to Cleveland, Texas for.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
You, Thanks sir, got it body Batim of the hour
and top of your news. Here we are.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
Heading the Labor Day weekend. Boysn't Me ration and Dylan
Dylands County Way. Good morning, this big sha on the radio,
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thinking about the boys racing in Darlington.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
Let's bring in heart and a junior nation.
Speaker 4 (12:30):
Man.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
Yeah, all right, hold on, we're recording.
Speaker 12 (12:36):
No right now, yeah man, okay, fine, hold on a second,
ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
The following is based on a true story. The names
have been changed.
Speaker 12 (12:57):
Because quite frankly, I couldn't remember most stuffing anyway.
Speaker 5 (13:04):
Driving down the Darlington Speedway, Me and Delbert Brown Mother's
day driving down the Darlington Speedway with a truck full
of Hicks and the Devil the faith. Delbert guy call
from his mama. She said she missed this cute little
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face and if we drive to Darlington County.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
She made us there and we'd go to the race.
Speaker 5 (13:36):
Went ninety six miles, never seen a cop that Delberton
coach hanging at the tea.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
Time, drunk and singing.
Speaker 13 (13:49):
Shining nine nine nine, shining none no.
Speaker 14 (13:55):
No, it sounded about like the shining on, shining on
on no.
Speaker 5 (14:05):
Heiggy old galles, the handy pantry. Good days.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
You're lucky, they for sure. All right, Me and my buddies.
Speaker 5 (14:14):
We're from up Ben Charlotte. We got two hundred dollars.
Speaker 13 (14:18):
We on a rock all night.
Speaker 5 (14:20):
If you girl, you're looking at four expanders, it ain't
no telling what this bunch might do. Weaving known to
go on the vander Ricky's and the smile.
Speaker 10 (14:34):
You can go on one to.
Speaker 12 (14:37):
Parky food.
Speaker 5 (14:38):
Here right here on the fender.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
It's raised weekend.
Speaker 5 (14:42):
Tell me what that's where you gonna do.
Speaker 14 (14:47):
Let's go again, boys, shining no no, no, no, no,
shining no on no, no no, it ain't getting no better,
shining no on, showing on on on.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
On elbas flinching.
Speaker 5 (15:17):
No rooms left in Darlington County. We drove to Florence
to the Red Rufe, find Elbert's mom and drove up
from Conway. It was mighty nice to see her again.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
She might be old, but she loves tequila. That stuff
I hit you.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
Like an atom bomb.
Speaker 5 (15:41):
But when it comes to Mother's Day weekend, de Albert says,
you got to mind your mom. We never made it
the Darlington Speedway come to on Sunday. All the action
that stopped driving night to Darlington County. They were small
mother God arrested for.
Speaker 9 (16:03):
A flash in a car.
Speaker 8 (16:07):
It was a sight.
Speaker 14 (16:09):
She's a mass think she's.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
Got a ton of personality though we're the same size
as Brad as my pants brought it for long.
Speaker 13 (16:22):
Shot not shining down, shine up, shining down.
Speaker 14 (16:35):
On y'all are the sorryest bunch of backup saying I know,
I know, I'm hung over, but shot, Can.
Speaker 1 (16:42):
I just say my dang shot? Good morning.
Speaker 2 (17:13):
It's a big sew on the radio, going to do
you Thursday morning, I know, about twenty minutes away from
Taylor Tayman. Newsmunfers, Welcome to So Say the Sharps, a
commentary on the events of the day with your host
The Sharps.
Speaker 9 (17:30):
Thanks Lim, I'm Ricky and I'm Lucy and we're the Sharps.
Now let's get straight right on it.
Speaker 15 (17:36):
Haven't heard that, said sir hooey.
Speaker 9 (17:38):
Boon eh, Well, the Olympics are finally over.
Speaker 8 (17:45):
Ed done too soon.
Speaker 15 (17:47):
I knowed for the get go it was going to
be obays.
Speaker 9 (17:49):
You're talking about them opening ceremonies, the Last Supper. If
Jesus was rue Paul, what the hell did Ringling brothers
leave the freak show door unlocked?
Speaker 15 (18:00):
Looked like a gender revealed party in San Francisco? True
that then it was time for the Parade of Nations.
I'd rather than have the athletes march around a track
like they nobly do. They put them all in boats
and took them down that stinky, polluted river.
Speaker 9 (18:14):
Took forever because they had to keep stopping the boats
to push all the turns out of the way.
Speaker 15 (18:19):
They trotted out poor little Slaine day On to sing
for two minutes. Lord, I thought she was going to
kill over girl.
Speaker 9 (18:26):
Eat a damn steak sandwich once in a while, you
wain't less than a dust bunny. And just when you
thought it couldn't get any weirder, here comes noted athlete
Snoop Dogg with the Olympic Doobie.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
Chair thicker.
Speaker 11 (18:40):
Uh.
Speaker 15 (18:40):
And then it was time for sports. Got to see
some fellow dressed as a girl put some poor real girl.
Speaker 9 (18:47):
Hon the Olympics. That's called sport and dothing that's called
you better hope the cops find you before I do.
Speaker 15 (18:53):
From that point, I just checked it on the highlights.
But we were both watching the Day of the breakdates
in COPID.
Speaker 9 (19:00):
I was excited to see this because in my day
I was quite the breakdancer.
Speaker 15 (19:06):
I'll tell the truth. The football tabe is to put
you off to Jim Florydn's spinning like a twister arrow.
Speaker 9 (19:13):
But they did it to disco music, so it counts.
Speaker 15 (19:18):
Whatever you say, boogloo shrimp. So we were settled in
with a Pates and Runt Deluxe. It's a Diet Cola.
Speaker 16 (19:25):
I'll tell you what.
Speaker 9 (19:26):
Them little Asian critters man, they had it going on.
Not only are they a wizard math, they can flat
bust the move. It was nice to see all these
young people up there keeping dance alive, popping and locking
and what all to beat the fan walk back to
the Love Eat and then it was Australia's turn, and
out walks this middle aged gal dressed like a country
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club bus boy, Oh boy, that boy.
Speaker 15 (19:53):
Was she confident? All acted smugs strutting a ridelight. She'd
been studying rec Flair's entrance, but then it came time
to come across with the Goods.
Speaker 1 (20:04):
What was her name again?
Speaker 15 (20:05):
Rachel Good went by the name of a Raygun.
Speaker 9 (20:09):
Raygun, Perfect, Scottie set facers to suck.
Speaker 15 (20:17):
She was pretty, pitiful, beautiful, nothing.
Speaker 9 (20:19):
She was bad, bad, bad, gas station fried chicken bad,
flipping in the flopping around the floor like a catfish
on the bottom of a boat. It was like a
seizar with a backbeat.
Speaker 15 (20:32):
Did you see the faces of the people of the
stads looked like they just walked into a room full
of farts.
Speaker 9 (20:41):
The trapper was when she did that thing Curly used
to do on a three stoodia Hu. He'd lay on
his side and holler, Mold Larry Cheese and run in
a circle on the floor.
Speaker 15 (20:50):
And then she ended with that leg up in the
air and her hands like claws like a housewife. Tried
to do the thriller dance. After two dozen white claws.
Speaker 9 (21:00):
The only saving grace was Tom Cruise show me and
down that rope and then riding off on a motorcycle.
You know it's a weird crowd when Tom Cruise can't
wait to get the hell out of there.
Speaker 15 (21:11):
So down, they got four whole years to come up
with another way to degrade and disrespect sports.
Speaker 9 (21:17):
Save bett. Considering it'll be in Los Angeles, maybe all
the illegals will have their own team.
Speaker 15 (21:22):
And all the homeless could get in on the fifty
yard public defecation.
Speaker 9 (21:27):
Should be the city's motto, leave a pile with a smile.
Speaker 17 (21:31):
So until next time, I'm Lucy and I'm Ricky, and
so save as sharps.
Speaker 1 (21:37):
If you have a top ike you would like these
sharps to comment on.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
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ten minutes. Right now, it's time for Tata Taman news
and here's that girl, mar said Taytor Morakay.
Speaker 11 (23:54):
Did you hear about Taylor Swift popular singing everybody?
Speaker 1 (24:02):
Yeah, she just broke god no, no, no no, there's
no money riding on the chief.
Speaker 11 (24:10):
Well she is on a two month break. She wrapped
her European part of her tour, so she is home
on a break. Then in November December she'll finish the
last part of her Eras tour in the United States
and then the Era's tour is over. But yes, but
the news is that she was nominated for the Freedom
of the City of London Medal. And it's the city's
(24:33):
highest honor, which recognizes an individual's outstanding achievements or a
unique contribution to London or public life.
Speaker 8 (24:40):
You say, why from London?
Speaker 11 (24:43):
From London, Well, they're really mentioning the tour which created
a traveling mini economy for London. The real legacy of
Taylor Swift's tour will be the economic lifeline. It's estimated
that her impact on the economy is worth four hundred
million dollars.
Speaker 1 (25:00):
He takes fifteen percent, so it's only.
Speaker 8 (25:04):
Right that she be recognized with London's highest honor.
Speaker 11 (25:06):
They're counting the money spent by the Swifties who spent
it in hotels, restaurants and bars, in addition to her
donating to food banks at each stop of her airs
tour in the UK.
Speaker 1 (25:18):
That was pretty good. So what's her boyfriend doing well?
Speaker 11 (25:23):
He you know, told his brother on their New Heights
podcast that he manifested his relationship with Taylor by speaking
it into existence.
Speaker 1 (25:32):
And he he don't go sit in a dark with
Aaron Rodgers.
Speaker 8 (25:36):
So he's done it. He's done it again.
Speaker 11 (25:39):
He wished aloud to his brother how he wanted a
role in the sequel to the nineteen ninety six golfing
comedy Happy Gilmore. H and Adam Sandler confirmed that production
of Happy Gilmore Tour starts right after the Labor Day weekend,
and he.
Speaker 1 (25:52):
Will be wow and thanks to Barney. He has one
more wish from Count Espond deleting.
Speaker 5 (26:04):
Hey, did you hear about.
Speaker 11 (26:05):
Those NASA astronauts or a stock stuck out there in space?
Them out there in space, they are stuck.
Speaker 8 (26:11):
They're stuck.
Speaker 2 (26:12):
When you went out floating around that girl's hair all
over the place, when.
Speaker 11 (26:16):
You went up on June fifth, and you were supposed
to come back on the fourteenth, and you ain't home yet,
you're stuck. Well, their NAS officials said that they are
going to be coming home from the International Space Station,
but they'll be taking a different spacecraft and that won't
be happening until February twenty twenty.
Speaker 7 (26:33):
The big problem they I mean, they can't get a
ride from the Russians and all this because they rode
up in that new Boeing and all of the space
suits connect to that ship. It's a new connector. They
basically are stuck because they left the dongole at home.
So they have to Yeah, you have to say until
something is compatible.
Speaker 11 (26:51):
So the Starliner is going to be coming home before them,
and it's coming uncrude.
Speaker 8 (26:57):
So they're just going to send that back.
Speaker 1 (26:58):
This way because they're not sure it'll that's just yues.
Speaker 8 (27:02):
That's the risk you take. But I just don't have
the guts to do that.
Speaker 11 (27:06):
And the other headlines I have for you is Ben
Affleck and Jennifer Lopez have put their twenty four bathroom
house on the market for sixty eight million dollars. So
such a deal, but it's there in Beverly Hills. So
the thirty eight thousand square foot mansion may cost you
a property tax of four hundred thousand dollars.
Speaker 1 (27:25):
Are split.
Speaker 8 (27:27):
I'm so sorry I thought I mentioned that to you.
Speaker 1 (27:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (27:32):
Yeah, she filed for divorce on their second anniversary.
Speaker 2 (27:34):
Kind of mean, well, Travis Kelsey wished it into existence.
Speaker 11 (27:39):
Apparently you can just say that some good couple News
Hayley and Justin Bieber have welcomed a son.
Speaker 8 (27:47):
His name is Jack Blues Bieber.
Speaker 1 (27:49):
Jack Blues Bieber.
Speaker 8 (27:50):
And mama and baby are home doing very well.
Speaker 1 (27:55):
Oh that's one word to say.
Speaker 8 (27:57):
I know, yes, you still have time to get your
baby get.
Speaker 2 (28:03):
Thank you very much when I buy report Daddy. Let's
get us a winner. Let's play worthy word hard. Here
we go one eight hundred big show you told free
line across America. We'll get a couple contestants play next.
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Oh on, then let's make sure on the radio running
through your Thursday, August twenty nine, twenty four, mister rub Barbers,
our feature track for the make show bit Box are
always so special. Mouses and doggies and storks. We got
on their contest money gang and do well call you.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
We'll bleay this mega I mnna.
Speaker 16 (29:02):
Do everybody's head about the bad.
Speaker 1 (29:04):
Play the wordy word and the worthy word.
Speaker 2 (29:07):
We got a couple of boys out in America.
Speaker 1 (29:10):
Scott from Pikeville, Kentucky, Good morning Scott, Good morning, Hey Marny.
Speaker 2 (29:16):
Then we got Kenneth from Ringling Oh klak homa Good morning, Kenneth,
Good morning, Good morning our boys.
Speaker 1 (29:24):
Kentucky, Oklahoma. Hey, y'all might meet up for the national championship.
Maybe it's Jackie.
Speaker 2 (29:31):
Laughing at all right, boys, Kenneth, you've got Tay on
your team. Right, it'll be me and Scott, so all right,
here we go. All right, let's get the first round
on the board. Kenneth, if you Rex, Scott me and
you are you ready?
Speaker 1 (29:49):
Yeah? Okay? You shot them out? All right, shardy clock.
Now you can't tell a lie. You are really what? Blank?
Speaker 12 (29:58):
A name?
Speaker 1 (30:00):
Blank? Abe?
Speaker 5 (30:04):
You are?
Speaker 1 (30:04):
You are very what be? You're You're not a thief,
You're you're telling the truth. You are what did you say?
Speaker 3 (30:13):
You are what?
Speaker 18 (30:14):
No?
Speaker 1 (30:15):
Okay, you do not tell a lie. You are always what? Yes?
Uh huh, all right, you have one of.
Speaker 2 (30:23):
These you have?
Speaker 1 (30:26):
All right, you got a babble.
Speaker 2 (30:32):
Let's see what happens Kenneth and Taylor for year round one.
Are you ready, Kenneth?
Speaker 11 (30:42):
Let's all right and go your two thirds? So you
make a blank with your dentist appointment. Yes, blind blank,
you are so mad.
Speaker 8 (30:51):
You're in blind blank against the machine. There's a band.
Speaker 11 (30:59):
No, yes, all right, you blank the football the punter,
does he what does he do to the football?
Speaker 3 (31:06):
Yes?
Speaker 8 (31:07):
Uh blank blank through the two lips? You walk, you
walk on these parts of your feet.
Speaker 1 (31:15):
Oh god, there's a buzzer. There's the buzzer.
Speaker 3 (31:20):
What y'all do?
Speaker 1 (31:21):
Put a three on the board.
Speaker 2 (31:23):
So Kenneth leeds three to one, Scott, we still got
a chance, buddy. All right, well let's see now we're
picking up on that last one. That tatter did a
beautiful rendition.
Speaker 1 (31:35):
You don't know who it was. You do know who
it was?
Speaker 2 (31:39):
Boy, You're gonna get this, okay, all right, ready, go
be real quiet blank blank through the house. Don't walk hard?
Blank blank no, no, yes, jip toe?
Speaker 1 (31:54):
All right? Hell, some stinks I blank something?
Speaker 7 (31:58):
What is that?
Speaker 1 (31:59):
Blank? Leonard Skinner's song?
Speaker 9 (32:01):
What's that?
Speaker 1 (32:03):
When you watch something? Watch something stinks? I blank? Something
that stinks through your nose?
Speaker 5 (32:11):
What do you do? Yes?
Speaker 1 (32:14):
Your car blank is never.
Speaker 15 (32:20):
It is tied up.
Speaker 1 (32:23):
It's tied up. Three to three.
Speaker 2 (32:24):
So Kenneth and Taylor will put us out of our misery.
Oh no, if they get one, ready, Kenneth, Yes, sir,
and go all right.
Speaker 11 (32:35):
You have to you do this to your your your house.
You have a house one of these for your house,
one for your car. You make it every month, Yes.
Speaker 1 (32:44):
And that's the way. It's good. We came up a
little short, as you well know. You were right there
with me.
Speaker 2 (32:51):
But man, you can try again anytime you we're cutting
the bikevill let me tell you, cutting in and out
hearing you no, God, I knew it.
Speaker 1 (33:02):
Was my fault.
Speaker 2 (33:05):
Maybe maybe lay on down the road. You take sea,
all right, Jackie, work with him, work God. We appreciate you, buddy.
You have a great day. Man, your cue all right, boy,
he Kenneth, look at you out and wringling Oklahoma, winning
your big Old Low Tigers Motorcycle prize pack. Buddy, gratulations, Yes, sir,
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thank you all right, hang on, hey, I just.
Speaker 4 (33:28):
Wanted to take all thank you man.
Speaker 1 (33:29):
I'm enjoy listening to y'all.
Speaker 19 (33:31):
Everybody.
Speaker 1 (33:31):
Okay. It's a blast, you know, and I appreciate you well.
Awesome buddy, Thank you very much, Kenneth. I love here's
out there in Oklahoma.
Speaker 8 (33:41):
That's my player, that's your team day.
Speaker 1 (33:44):
Where are y'all going, Jackie Obama?
Speaker 2 (33:50):
Good morning makes shows on the radio. Time of the
bid request for this Thursday morning and mister Frank ingalls
out of Cramer to North Carolina, says cant we're here
when John Boy took Cadbury.
Speaker 1 (34:02):
To the race. Well, absolutely, Frank coming up next.
Speaker 2 (34:29):
Good morning, make show's on the radio or something you'd
like to hear around this time under two Friday hit
us up of the Big show, Dot John and the
Melbaga the John Boy and Billy Facebook page. This morning,
Frank Ingall, he's got a Kramer to North Carolina with
this plasific adventure with Cadbury. Here we are Cadbury the racetrack.
Speaker 13 (34:54):
My world.
Speaker 1 (34:55):
You're gonna have a black.
Speaker 16 (34:56):
Ye haw, sir? And where is mister William Today's you
know he.
Speaker 1 (35:01):
Said he was sick. It's funny he gets sick every
year at racetime.
Speaker 10 (35:05):
He is ell as much as I'd like to stay
as perhaps I should intend to hear it.
Speaker 1 (35:10):
Come on, loosen up, Cadbury. I'm talking. You have no
stuffy clothes would change.
Speaker 10 (35:14):
Attitude some hell, I'm sorry, sir, I've never worn dungarese their.
Speaker 1 (35:20):
Jeans, Cadbury. Some still don't look right.
Speaker 11 (35:23):
Oh.
Speaker 16 (35:23):
I know here put this on a NASCAR T shirt.
Have I done something unsavory?
Speaker 1 (35:29):
It will offend you now Cadbury.
Speaker 18 (35:32):
Look around, everybody's wearing shirts with her favorite drivers on him.
Speaker 1 (35:35):
I'm just trying to make you fit in is.
Speaker 16 (35:38):
And who may I ask, is this mister Richard trickles.
Speaker 1 (35:42):
Hot and Richard Dick Dick Trickle. It sounds funny if
you say it the other way.
Speaker 16 (35:47):
That's funny no matter how you say it, Sir.
Speaker 1 (35:49):
Soaking the on, Beyonce Cadbury. I love the smell of
NASCAR in the morning.
Speaker 16 (35:54):
Perhaps you're just standing too close to the porter Jonathan's eye.
Speaker 2 (35:58):
Take a deep breath, Smell the exhaust, the grills in
the infield, the perfume on the baby dolls.
Speaker 16 (36:05):
You're still too close to the port of jonathansel.
Speaker 1 (36:08):
Now, Cadbury, look over there, that's Richard Petty.
Speaker 16 (36:11):
Don't you mean Dick Petty.
Speaker 1 (36:13):
No, it's Richer. Make up your minds. Soak it in, Cadbury.
The sights, the sounds of people. This is what NASCAR
is all about.
Speaker 10 (36:21):
Really, I thought it was about raw competition, man and
machine working as one in a battle against all odds
for supremacy of the Ogle tracts.
Speaker 1 (36:30):
Wow, Catberry, that's pretty profound.
Speaker 7 (36:33):
He said.
Speaker 1 (36:34):
You didn't get it.
Speaker 16 (36:35):
I don't sir, I was reading from this program, hy Catberry.
Speaker 1 (36:38):
Let's get some deep how about hot dog? Huh? I
won't get six? How are you on?
Speaker 2 (36:41):
Oh?
Speaker 10 (36:42):
Yes, I fear I must have stained from the culinary
delights of the race track. Frank Urtter, Sir, I try
not to ingest anything consisting of parts unknown.
Speaker 1 (36:51):
What are you're talking about is a hot dog?
Speaker 10 (36:54):
I'm sorry, sir, I've already had my minimum daily requirement
of lips, spleens and entrails.
Speaker 1 (37:00):
Al Right, man, I thought Randy was highminus. Hey you
going to Beard?
Speaker 9 (37:03):
Oh, sir?
Speaker 11 (37:04):
Uh?
Speaker 16 (37:05):
We Cadburys have a very low tolerance for alcoholic beverages.
Speaker 1 (37:08):
Man, Maybe you should have stayed home, But I'm not
giving up on you. Cadbury.
Speaker 2 (37:12):
You're like this, Let's go to Humpy Wheeler's personal luxury suite.
Speaker 16 (37:16):
Are you sure this is all right with Humpy?
Speaker 1 (37:21):
The Bunds say he's right up there.
Speaker 16 (37:23):
You mean way up there, don't you, sir?
Speaker 18 (37:25):
All right, we'll take the elevator. Jeez, Louise like bringing
my wife to the track.
Speaker 1 (37:36):
So what are you taking this?
Speaker 18 (37:38):
Cadbury being a radio superstar has its advantages.
Speaker 10 (37:41):
Of this, as they say, is more like it sir,
may I mix other cocktail while alexis.
Speaker 1 (37:47):
Nah, take a load of Cadbury. I'll fix and drinks.
Name you poison?
Speaker 16 (37:51):
No, no, nothing for me. He's alcohol has an adverse
effect on me.
Speaker 18 (37:55):
I'll just make a picture of margarita. Here you go,
Oh boy, he won't kill you.
Speaker 16 (38:03):
Well, I must admit they look rather refreshing it well,
perhaps just one.
Speaker 1 (38:10):
Hey hey Cadbury, you maybe you shouldn't chug it.
Speaker 16 (38:13):
Well, they're not really that strong. Sub Put a head
on that for me.
Speaker 1 (38:20):
What do you part? That's easy with that stuff? Cadbury, sir,
have a shopping marker hand? Yeah? Here, what are you
writing on that cardboard?
Speaker 16 (38:31):
I'm fitting in, serf.
Speaker 10 (38:32):
How about another picture of your delicious libations?
Speaker 16 (38:38):
Do what make another picture of them? They're margaritas?
Speaker 1 (38:42):
I say you had enough?
Speaker 16 (38:43):
These windows open up?
Speaker 1 (38:45):
Yeah, I guess and easy Cadbury. Hey, man, what's that
sign you're holding up? Show me your bosom?
Speaker 9 (38:57):
Catbury get a hold of you, said right, I get
ahold of that baby doll in the red tube tops.
Come on, baby, show me where your mama live.
Speaker 1 (39:06):
Jack, You're gonna get a thone out of here.
Speaker 16 (39:08):
Let them try, sir, Jeff Gordon.
Speaker 1 (39:15):
Man, Now look what you done. Can't very were we'rely
gonna get it. Emma fierce up.
Speaker 10 (39:20):
I was roll Navy were boxing champions beat the Ruffians
and times don't number that dorm.
Speaker 9 (39:28):
Gentlemen, would you like a piece of meat.
Speaker 1 (39:38):
So we don't need to call Howy?
Speaker 18 (39:39):
Now that.
Speaker 1 (40:06):
Good Morning bas shows on the radio.
Speaker 2 (40:08):
If he's in tracked, one of the big bugs, there's
mister Roubard keywords storks.
Speaker 17 (40:16):
Yes, once again, I'll point out when referend Ernie does it.
You think it's cute when I do it, it's just
somewhat nerve wracking.
Speaker 3 (40:28):
Everything you do is somewhat nerve ractor.
Speaker 9 (40:30):
Well, hit my music.
Speaker 17 (40:32):
Three wonderful stories for you today, mister rubarb story, Come on,
rand you can't be mad when you hear that music.
I have a mousey tale. I bet you'all thought it's
just the way my barely don't jump on my jokes,
do I come in here and and go? I think
I speak for all of us when I say, well,
(40:53):
I can't remember what you say.
Speaker 2 (40:55):
Watch it?
Speaker 17 (40:57):
Yeah, I mean hey, hey, Three mice are setting in
a bar in a pretty rough neighborhood late at night,
sitting yes, they are in a bar late at night,
trying to impress each other about how tough they are.
Speaker 1 (41:09):
He interrupted, you him, Stefid Randon, there you go.
Speaker 11 (41:14):
Well.
Speaker 17 (41:14):
The first mouse pounds a shot of scotch, slams the
glass onto the bar, turns to the second mouse and says,
whenever I see a mouse trap, I lie down on
my back, set it off with my foot, and when
the bar comes down, I catch it in my teeth,
bench press it twenty times to work up an appetite,
then make off with the cheese. Second mouse orders up
(41:36):
two shots of sour mash, pounds them both slams each
glass onto the bar, turns to the first mouse and says, yeah, Well,
when I see rat poison, I collect as much as
I can, take it home, grind it up into a powder,
and add it to my coffee each morning so I
can get a good buzz going for the rest of
the day. Mousey like a bus I by the first
(41:59):
mouse and the second house. Turned to the third mouse.
Third mouse kind of looks at him. That's out a
long sigh and says, I don't have time for this crap.
I gotta go home and nail the cat. Here's a
story about the canine patrol from mouse's to doggies. Well,
(42:20):
the police department, famous for its superior canine unit, was
somewhat taken back by a recent incident. Returning home from work,
a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and burgled.
Speaker 3 (42:36):
When she discovered yeah, feeling you're.
Speaker 17 (42:39):
Doing it again, she telephoned the police at once and
reported the crime. Well, the police dispatcher broadcast the call
on the channels, and a canine unit patrolling nearby was
the first on the scene. As the canine officer approached
the house with his dog on the leash, the blond
ran out onto the porch, clapped a hand to her
head and moaned, I've come home.
Speaker 1 (43:01):
How she sounds?
Speaker 17 (43:02):
She m e, I come home from work to find
all my possessions stolen. I call the police for help,
and what do they do? They send a blind policeman.
A whole life, from mouseies to dogs to storks. I
have a stork store are very popular, Yes, stupid, Randy.
(43:26):
Two storks are sitting in their nest, though it was correct,
A father stork and a baby stork. Well, the baby
stork is crying and crying.
Speaker 16 (43:40):
Before y'all have.
Speaker 17 (43:46):
Any who. The father stork is trying to calm the
baby stork. Don't worry, son, your mother will come back.
She's only bringing people babies and making them happy. Well,
the next night, it's father's turn to do the job.
Mother and son are sitting in the nests. The baby
stork is crying.
Speaker 1 (44:04):
You've already known how that sounds.
Speaker 17 (44:06):
The mother is saying, son, your father will be back
as soon as possible. But now he's bringing joy to
you mommies and daddies. Well, a few days later, the
stork's parents are desperate. Their son is absent from the
nest all night. Shortly before dawn, he returns and the
parents ask him, where have you been all night? The
baby stork says, on nowhere, just scaring the crap out
(44:28):
of some college students. Well, this has been mister Rubarb's
story time. Anybody want to do the outro for me?
Speaker 1 (44:38):
I'd just like to hear you scream one more time
that you've been burgled. I've been burled, I've been you're
mister Rubarb, I'm mister friend in my life. I'll see
you losers.
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