September 3, 2024 • 44 mins
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After around to kick the Wolverine.
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God a doodle do up, Ben Adam. I hope you
had a good labor day weekend. Now there's labor.
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You know I'm going to work.
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Come on, Ain't no cure for the summertime blue. We
still got summertime food like twenty second of the September.
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That's what we said.
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That's what I saw.
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How about Welsh rare Bit Day? What is a rare bit?
It is actually a Welsh term for a rabbit. I'll
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just say rabbit, rabbit, Welsh's rabbit. What's a magic.
Speaker 6 (02:03):
Work?
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Us? Bowling league day? All right about the bowling leagues
your day?
Speaker 7 (02:10):
My parents were in bowling leagues.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Is that right man.
Speaker 8 (02:15):
Yes, I was on a college bowling team and I
was a star. I got a ribbon and a trophy.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Wow. I never would have told you a letter? Did
you letter in bowling? Really?
Speaker 9 (02:29):
Do that?
Speaker 1 (02:29):
In college?
Speaker 8 (02:30):
So much as you know, we were called the Electrons, the.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Bowling engineering students. Ball I don't know, and that's kind
of personal. Oh bright, that's good. I like that bowling some.
I think it was in Tennessee where they got the
little balls is ass bowling alleys, But it's not the
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big balls with a finger hole. I don't know. Maybe
it is.
Speaker 10 (03:03):
I don't know.
Speaker 7 (03:04):
Were the pins on strings?
Speaker 1 (03:06):
No? No, it was regular pins. Okay, I guess lis
am I just living.
Speaker 9 (03:11):
Me a fun ball, like a a six pound or
an eight pound ball?
Speaker 8 (03:15):
Salling you, I'll tell you what's holding bowling back, because
I really do love the bowl and I'm pretty good
at it.
Speaker 11 (03:21):
But anytime you go, if you just like, hey, Saturday time,
we don't have anything playing, let's go bowling. You go
into a bowling out that you cannot get a lane,
not because they're all jammed up with everybody else tournaments
and and people playing.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
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Speaker 7 (03:46):
In the electron's way over there.
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One more, let's say the national another look unlimited day.
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I have no idea.
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That wonderful things right.
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big old prize pack here. It was so on this
day nineteen eighteen. Thank you.
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Slacker rage began in the US as uniform soldiers stopped
draft age men at pinet point and demanded.
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To see their draft cards.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Yeah, slacker raids, thank you. Raised move up to nineteen
seventy eight. Fifty six year old Arnold Hanvey raised thirteen
hundred dollars for Jerry's kids by riding a tricycle in
one hundred and seventeen degree heat seventy nine miles across
Death Valley. He lost ten pounds on the old tricycle.
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That's it, thirteen hundred bucks for that. I can lose
ten pounds walk into my car. Oh, I told you
talk about the money. Seventy nine miles on the tricycle.
Where were seventy eight? Okay, we'll move up to eighty nine.
Karen and Stan Sutton sailed back into San Francisco Harbor
eight and a half years after leaving on their trip
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around the world, despite Karen's chronic sea sickness. Stupid. They
made the trip in a forty three foot ship. They
built them so elves along the way. The couple had
two children. She was chronic seasick, she was pregnant and
had two kids on the forty three footer and the wise.
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Badger, maybe she's just morning.
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Sick and that's wild. Li said he didn't want to
try seguration thirteen hundred. All right, well, okay, good, that's
some good categories there. Oh and I was gonna ask
so they don't have Jerry's I didn't see anything Labor
Day telethons and they still have.
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For there wasn't a successor when hee.
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Hate that hate that. They do some good stuff there.
Speaker 5 (06:40):
All right?
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Then, all right, well they know our categories. Let's open
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Thanks Lord, John Boy.
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Got it, Debt buddy, all right, coming out, cautching you up,
you lock. The royals got something for you on the
other side. Good morning. Listen big Shaw on the radio. Yeah,
(10:41):
follow the Royal family, of course we do on t
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through music, Big show exclusive music. So Harry, Now he's
the one that's married to Kate.
Speaker 7 (10:55):
No, he's married to Megan Markle.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
He's run to Meghan the American actress. Yes, yeah, so
that's that's hair and Megan the one that made him
give up his title and stuff.
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So you go to the royal family.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
The royal father does so. Now who is Kate married to?
Speaker 5 (11:13):
He's married Prince williamses.
Speaker 7 (11:15):
She will be queen.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
One day, right, all right, so she working on the
queen thing.
Speaker 9 (11:20):
Meghan is working on I don't know, life barrier Hollywood
A right, all.
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Right, we'll close enough. Now we'll continue. I'll catch up
with this exclusive Big Show tune. I'm married the Prince.
I am married the Prince. I am, I am.
Speaker 12 (11:43):
I'm married to an American girl. She is not a
man a squirl. Now, everyone don't like Airy, especially his
daddy and his Grandma's under thirty and nine for the monarchy.
Mary the Prince, I am second burst worst than the first.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
I'm Maria Prince. I am Arina Prince. I am I am.
Speaker 12 (12:06):
I'm about as low as I can't go wound up
Bondy Oprah Show. Everyone sick of Mary Harry and his
dridful little wife. I'm still the prince called airy a
really screwed up my life. I'm Harry the Prince. I
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am Ariada Prince.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
I am I am.
Speaker 12 (12:40):
Things have gotten a little of course, looking forward to
my divorce and I'll be Singleary Royalty is really such
a scam. Scam, but I'm still in the line for
the monarchy, Arina Prince.
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I am h Oh why Harry.
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Creen?
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Saw?
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Yeah?
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Good Tuesday morning, September to third, makes y'all not a
radio action.
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Hello friends, you're old pal Birdfern here with another nostril
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the job Interview. As our story opens, Hugo to L
is interviewing for a new job.
Speaker 7 (13:57):
Okay, your name is is Hugo to Hell.
Speaker 5 (14:03):
No man, it's pronounced tw l. You go to well.
Speaker 7 (14:07):
Oh and mister two wel you have applied for this
position of railroad singleman.
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That's correct, ma'am, that is correct?
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All right?
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Do you have any experience with trains?
Speaker 5 (14:18):
I have a Lionel train set of my basement.
Speaker 7 (14:20):
Oh, oh, and how old were you when you had that?
Speaker 5 (14:24):
I got about two weeks ago.
Speaker 7 (14:25):
Oh okay, let's see.
Speaker 6 (14:28):
Uh.
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Let's start with a few simple questions. Now, what would
you do if two trains were approaching each other at
the same time?
Speaker 1 (14:35):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (14:36):
Well, first, I'd probably pee my pants. Then m go
and switch the points in the signal box.
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Okay, good, all right, The peeing the pants thing is
a bit off putting, but good. Okay. Now, what if
the signal switch was broken? Well, first, please leave off
any bodily functions.
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Okay, Second, I use the manual lever very.
Speaker 7 (14:57):
Good, mister to two l And what if that didn't work?
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Well? First, right, uh, Second, I'd use the emergency phone
to call the next signal box. And what if there
was no answer, I'd call my uncle and tell him
to come right over.
Speaker 7 (15:12):
Your uncle? What good would that do?
Speaker 5 (15:14):
Well? None? But he's never seen a train crash before.
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Of all.
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And we hope you've enjoyed John Boy and Billy playhouse.
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Bunghold say.
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Hey, big man, Let me hold a dollar. Good morning,
you got the big show on the radio. More chances
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Weather and sports.
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Ah, you gonna have all him good at two Shoe
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nothing sex yea, and a hot young man talking trash
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Rock Limball.
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John handedly Neil Board. They're snow on the roof. There's
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I take off all my clothes. Who I feel so vulnerable?
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Well about ten years ago. I looked it up.
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Honestly, it was worth about thirty dollars.
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This is.
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Nice. This is David Earnhard is on the ticket as
well as David Pearson.
Speaker 8 (18:03):
Yes, he was one of the legends. Yeah, David Pearson
passed away in twenty eighteen.
Speaker 5 (18:08):
It's been a long time.
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While years ago. Silver Fox. All right, we'll check it out.
Get your name and the hat for that The Big
Show dot com, Good Morning, got the Big Show on
the radio, and Taylor had the Saturday show featuring the
Crocodile Stalker, and we went back and looked the most
requested ones that we had and we got them. Take
good job, that baby. Looking to the last Obama supporter
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with Obama back of the news running things while well,
I don't know who's what's going on, but anyway, they
come allo down South Georgia. If y'all say, hers, you're
supposed to be on a bus somewhere, maybe you know,
throw a couple of questions for fun. Meanwhile, we will
track down the last Obama's a border sounds a lot
like Hanson. Okay, hang on, first HANDY tell you we're
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Speaker 10 (19:14):
Animal Channel presents the crocodile Stalker traveling around the world
in search of exotic wildlife, then annoying the crap out
of them.
Speaker 3 (19:25):
Now here Steve, thank you, loving good day, You're old pal,
Steve ere and today we're hot on the trail on
a truly endangered space heat. Only a few short years
ago it numbered in the millions. Today that number has
dropped dramatically. Their scientific name is gullibalus Ignoramus liberalis, or
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the big red Obama supporter. Oh. Back in two thousand
and eight, the country was flash with these silly little critters.
But after the last few years they vanished in record numbers.
Some starved, some moved back to Mexico to find work,
but a vast majority of them simply died of embarrassment.
I'm just afraid if we don't catch one before the election,
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we'll never see them again. So we're bloody lucky to
have found one lurking about. Did you hear it?
Speaker 1 (20:17):
That's him.
Speaker 3 (20:19):
Oh, poor little rascal is probably lonely. We can't miss
this opportunity, So to improve our chances, I brought some
things that'll be sure to luy me in. I've got
a copy of SAULA. Lensky's Rules for Radicals, a Russian flag,
a book of food stamps, an Obamacare waiver, an SEIU membership,
a twelve pack of deadly mercury vapor light bulbs, a
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gallon of ethanol, an extra small it's all Bush's fault
T shirt, a Koran, an autograph picture of Karl Marx,
and of course a copy of a constitution already shredded.
And the piece to resistance is a life size replica
of President Obama's backside. That's the Kampper. When our little
fella goes, i'll pour his nose in there, and he
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surely will. The trap will be sprung and we'll have him.
Speaker 5 (21:09):
Cricky. He's nearly upon us. Let's get out of sight.
Just look at him.
Speaker 3 (21:17):
I've never seen one up close. Quite a pathetic looking,
nervous eyes darting every which way. What a curious little buggy. Wow,
he's going boggers over our little can's share a liberal
treat with those tiny little hands. It's taken him awhile,
and yes, as I suspected, he put the food stamps
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in his pocket.
Speaker 5 (21:40):
Oh, he's picked up the sin of Obama's backside.
Speaker 1 (21:43):
There he goes.
Speaker 3 (21:44):
His nose is getting closer, closer, it's in.
Speaker 5 (21:53):
Now you got him.
Speaker 1 (21:57):
Look at him, wiggle, poor little guy. He never stood
a chair.
Speaker 3 (22:00):
I sprinkled a little of President Obama's favorite clone false
prophet all over the place. They fall for it every time. Oh,
listen to him, bellow. We better tag him and let
him go before the method on clinic empties out to
come to his rescue. Oh, here comes aheard a freebious
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Hebius gbius on a garden variety occupy wall streeter. And
you can tell they're pretty upset. They've even started pooping
in the park to help their friend. They don't look
too happy that we've captured the Obama voter. Without him,
they might have to work for a living.
Speaker 5 (22:36):
All right.
Speaker 3 (22:37):
Now, fellas simm down, here's your little buddy. Now, hold
on a second. There's twenty five of you and only
one of me. You brookes, wouldn't take advantage of those odds,
would you?
Speaker 9 (22:55):
Look?
Speaker 15 (23:00):
I just think what?
Speaker 5 (23:01):
Thankfully I was ready for this.
Speaker 3 (23:05):
I've taken the precaution of having a group of folks
from the job fair standing by, and if that's not
enough to run them off, I've given them all soap
and water handout.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
Well, the freeloaders didn't like that one bit.
Speaker 3 (23:26):
I can't believe I made it through an entire episode
relatively unscathed until next time. This is your old pal
Steve saying, I'm standing on a fire ant moun.
Speaker 10 (23:39):
Tune in again next week for another episode of the
Crocodile Stalker?
Speaker 3 (23:44):
What do I web? Flip flops?
Speaker 1 (23:46):
Maybe I'll jump right in here, John Boyd Jeopardy. The
Czech Republic's historic Cheskey Crumblav Cheskey Crumblav Castle is unique
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in that it is surrounded by a moat filled not
with water, but with these ferocious animals.
Speaker 7 (24:18):
What are TikTokers.
Speaker 1 (24:22):
The Czech Republic? I hear they're tough?
Speaker 14 (24:25):
No good.
Speaker 1 (24:25):
Guess what y'all got? One eight hundred big show? You
told free line? We played? John Moore Jeopardy Next Good Tuesday, morning, September,
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the third Big Shows on our Read today's feature track
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right now, let's play you Scrive across America. It's John
Boy Jeopardy and now your host.
Speaker 8 (25:28):
He considered putting a motor around Booger Booger Branch Ranch, really,
but he gave up when he figured out how much
grilling sauce it would take to fill it.
Speaker 5 (25:37):
Peace John Bulls and that get.
Speaker 1 (25:42):
Let's say, Hey, the Marty down an Edgemore, South Carolina,
looks like Marty up, Hey Marty, good morning buddy.
Speaker 5 (25:51):
Heyjoh boy?
Speaker 1 (25:52):
Hey yeah you are we all good man?
Speaker 3 (25:55):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (25:56):
Well, Marty got the first shot at it. So the
check Republic's historic Cheskey crumb lov Castle is unique in
that it is surrounded by a moat filled not with water,
but with these ferocious animals. What could it be, Marty,
I'm gonna go with alligators? That makes sense? Is it alligators. Well,
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it make more sense if they had water in the road,
then the alligator. They Well, Marty, I'm gonna make fun
of you. Thank you for playing that, boy, I will Hey, hey, hey, Billy,
don't don't take any crap off him just causey hair.
Speaker 4 (26:40):
You don't mean to take.
Speaker 1 (26:44):
Marty hang. I mean you go on and we appreciate you,
all right, my boy, Marty and Edgemore, everybody, all right,
let's go to Chris and Kodak Tennessee. All right, when
a Tennessee fact, boys, Hauting's right there, Chris, good morning, morning,
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John boy, Hey buddy, all right with you up. Chris's
even Tennessee boy, and figure out what they filled the
moat with over there in the Czech Republic that didn't
have water in it. Ferocious animals? What are you thinking?
Speaker 5 (27:19):
I think it might be bears?
Speaker 1 (27:20):
Well, let's see. Is it bears.
Speaker 5 (27:32):
Like a lot of work.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
I gotta like to see that. You got to feed them.
They're gonna wait and they gonna dooty. All right, now,
they do that in the woods. I saw it on
one of the little lighter to go out and in
the woods and get back here. Hey, Chris, it worked
out for you, buddy, big old mount Olive Pickles prize
pack head to Kodak. That sounds good.
Speaker 10 (27:56):
Can I give that a shout down?
Speaker 1 (27:57):
You go ahead, buddy. I gotta give it to my
and my.
Speaker 5 (28:00):
Wife's there, my two kids, Angel and Grayson. They're on
the White School and lock to hear the name on
the radio.
Speaker 1 (28:06):
Just they appreciate you and yours. Chris listened to the
Big Show look at Daddy winning knowing about bears. Hey
before we hit the news man earlier this morning was
talking about the Jerry Lewis Kids MBA telethon. It was
always over Labor Day weekend, you know, so so's to
down tay. You found out they discontinued it when Jerry,
(28:29):
I guess passed away.
Speaker 5 (28:30):
What well, Larry, no, no no.
Speaker 9 (28:32):
Jerry retired from it in twenty ten. Then they had
some co hosts and tried to keep the keep the
telephone going, and they did try different.
Speaker 7 (28:41):
Things like shortening the hours and that they would do it.
Speaker 9 (28:43):
And then in twenty fifteen is when they decided what
you see there, that to stop doing the TV telethon
and go to social media.
Speaker 1 (28:53):
Okay, in twenty twenty all right, good deal and so
so there's a new social media based telethon on the
m D, A Kevin Hart Kids Telethon. Yeah, that's a
two hour special, Okay, I think in October. Okay, sure
we didn't miss it over Labor Day weekend. Okay, so
Jerry's Kids his Labor Day telethon.
Speaker 9 (29:14):
They kind of just kind of just retired the whole
Labor Day telephone.
Speaker 1 (29:17):
Okay, all right, I got you there. Well, good for
Kevin Heart the MDA Kevin Hart Kids tell us, let's
see when that comes up.
Speaker 3 (29:25):
I do.
Speaker 1 (29:26):
What's you're about? To catch you up on your news?
A time capsule right on the on the side. Now,
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good morning, Big shows on the radio. Over You're long
every day weekend, got some res cause it's Tuesday. Feels
like a Monday. Were back at it. Robert url Ked
that's done by Robert Earl.
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Keed is being lying in the Big Show studio.
Speaker 16 (30:21):
Sometimes I don't know what I'm doing.
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Come on youck and get ready to say anybody.
Speaker 16 (30:29):
Sometimes on my days are filled with and righty's I
traveled down left subad. Things ain't going my way because
there's always someone swirming in my line.
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You keep swimming in.
Speaker 3 (30:51):
The line.
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And it's causing lots of things. I'm a honking on
my I'm shooting you the flame.
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To keep switching on my bride lights. Just to him.
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When you're swerving all Lives high Way, you're running someone off.
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The ride the day Joe, Why I thought I never.
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Never could love another? How else could I feed?
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But bowing you run into me.
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I can't believe I could not see her.
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I'll tank up the ones at the waiting.
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You keep swimming in my life, just causing lots of thames.
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I'm cussing out you.
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I'm shooting here the fin.
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I keep switching on my briding lights.
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But you're just too dempty.
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Now, when you're.
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Robert Earl driving a big show. Good morning, big shows
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on the radio. Well, our oldest listeners stopped in to
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Much obliged, John boy, everybody.
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Jackie told me you had a little adventure recently.
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Oh lord, that's supposed to be between us, Jackie.
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Oh well, now we gotta hear about it.
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Dad, all right, Now you know, I try to do
most of my errands during the week here and try
not to do no mosy in on the weekends. I
kind of stick to the homestead, right. Well, this feller
near downtown here wanted to take some pictures of my truck.
You know, I'm pretty proud of that old thing, so
I reckon, sense he is gonna pay me a hundred dollars, I'd.
Speaker 5 (33:36):
Go on and make an exception. Well, there's a good
looking old pick up. Yeah, thank you kindly.
Speaker 2 (33:41):
So I'm driving around up air in town in the
city and it's awful dang crowded. I'm trying to figure
out which you way to go, and this old boy
and a rainbow tank top bear waves me into traffic,
and then I was stuck. We moved at a at
a snails pace.
Speaker 1 (33:58):
Well that's uptown traffic for you.
Speaker 2 (34:00):
Ten four ten four, And I as I'm a driving
along on both sides of the street. Days of cheering
and giving me a thumbs up, and I thought, man,
this old truck he really is something, ain't it.
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But some of the women was even blowing kisses at me.
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The ladies love you well.
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Now now now now hold on, now, now hold on.
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That's when I noticed that some of them ladies had
a pretty thick five o'clock shatter and a couple of
my beards, and I wonder, what the Sam Hilly is
going on up here. I was looking all over for
Rod's serving because I thought for sure I was in
the dad Gun twilight zone. So I pulled off first
chance the guy that stopped trying to figure out what
was going on, and it was one of them drive
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up places, you know, where you come out to.
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Your car and take your order.
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Yeah, no to play?
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comes up and says, are you LGBTQ And I says no,
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in your LGBTQ you get twenty five percent off today.
I says, honey, I ain't never tried it, but if
and it'll save me a buck, I'll get her a world.
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You did right on a part of my language, ladies.
I had to turn down a passel of fellers that
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TV used in the parade. I said, what parade are
you talking about? And they said the gay pride parade.
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I'm put you off your food.
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You got that right.
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I was afraid to drink that milkshake, so I took off,
get out of there, and turned right when I should
have turned left, and wound up right back in the
dad gun paraye.
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So what you do about three mile an hour? I
thought it never end. I so flustered I didn't even
go see that picture taking fella.
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So well, well look at it this way, nerve. You
made a bunch of new friends. Oh hell, now, don't
you start on me. My neighbors seated on the TV
by the time I got home. Hey painted my mailbox
paint and put a blonde wig in a Brazil on
my mule. Well not half bad, truth be told.
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It was a consolation prize. Feel free to rummage the
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Wait head of you. That's why I brought my satchel.
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He's a that's a lovely purse.
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I'm gone now I'm getting out of here. Keep you
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Need me, Oh graase, you mind need to change up
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Everybody's a joker here, good morning.
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Now Here, Steve, thank you, loving Gooday Steve. Here today
we're in the Wablands of Georgia. In the Southeastern United States,
and we're hot on the trail of a creature that
many folks once considered a mythical beast. What used to
be categorized right up there with Bigfoot, the luckness monster
in the Unicorn has recently proven to be the real thing.
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I'm sure by now you know I'm talking about the
nuptialis escapist, rapidious or the North American runaway Bride. This
little chili is a rarity, indeed good thing too. With
the national media ruckus this critic creates, America couldn't handle
a whole.
Speaker 1 (39:55):
Pack of them.
Speaker 3 (39:56):
The runaway Bride is easily identified by her gaunt fe
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enormous square teeth, and bulging wild eyes. It's a real startler,
no worries, though it's opposer even to get a glimpse
of her when she's not on the run, hiding from
her significant other in the subject of a nation wide manhunt.
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She disguises herself with one of Mother Nature's most unusual
camouflage techniques, a colorful calf tan. It's a little beauty
and she sounds close by. Let's a movie, you know,
a lot of nature's beast's mate for life and not
the runaway bride. The ring hasn't been forged that can
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stay on her fingers. We've got to do something to
plush her out of that prickly undergrowth. And I've got
just the things. I've brought one of those little boom
boxes with me and a special CD. They're not to
bring her out into the open.
Speaker 15 (40:56):
Here we go.
Speaker 3 (41:02):
It's working, crickey. She's in quite a stir. I still
can't get a good look at her. The thing I
brought my secret weapon Rice. A few handfuls of these.
She'll boat for sure.
Speaker 1 (41:17):
And she's off.
Speaker 12 (41:20):
That point.
Speaker 1 (41:20):
She's waking fast.
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We gotta get tell the foot she makes it to
the bus station, then she can wind up anywhere.
Speaker 4 (41:28):
Almost got her owl.
Speaker 3 (41:32):
She threw a bouquet as nice hied princess.
Speaker 4 (41:37):
Got ya whoa wow, blimey.
Speaker 3 (41:41):
She's a real handful.
Speaker 5 (41:43):
I better watch out.
Speaker 1 (41:44):
For those blood sized choppers.
Speaker 3 (41:46):
Easy there, girl, I gotta get a grip on her
morning underbreash shredded to close up a fry. It's coming
off by the handfuls. Old still, darling, I lost my
backup in the mad pursuit. I hope they get here soon.
I can't hold onto them by myself for long. Why
she's practically naked, make that completely naked. Well I can
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see why her names so ain't gonna get her back.
She's a little vixeny, Hey, croky.
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Bad luck.
Speaker 3 (42:18):
It's the naive tal gullibus suckerer, or the common North
American jolted groove.
Speaker 7 (42:24):
Ut your hands off my naked fiels.
Speaker 3 (42:27):
The luxary, extreme protective nature and their violent temper. Lucky
for me, this, when he's tall and willowy, doesn't appear
to be a real threat. Easy there, slim, I know
what I'm doing here. I'm a professional. I don't want
any trouble. You better run along before someone gets hut.
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Well it's a little bit late for that, Yeah right, how.
Speaker 4 (42:49):
Right?
Speaker 3 (42:50):
Hell he won't get away with that again, my mistake,
flashy ghost.
Speaker 5 (43:05):
Well, at least that'll spare me a beating.
Speaker 1 (43:07):
Would you turn and loose for now?
Speaker 7 (43:09):
I'm never gonna find on us all your fault.
Speaker 5 (43:12):
Oh boy, the face, the face? What don't they always
go for the face right in.
Speaker 1 (43:19):
The meat too?
Speaker 4 (43:20):
All right?
Speaker 12 (43:21):
Go back in the face.
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Next week for another episode of the crocodile Stocker.
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And stay out of the wolves. Were is that just
the one?
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All of them?
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Maybe we'll get in the caves of the Taliban in
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Us? Bowling league day? All right about the bowling leagues
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My parents were in bowling leagues.
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I think it was in Tennessee where they got the
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big balls with a finger hole. I don't know. Maybe
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Speaker 10 (03:03):
I don't know.
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Were the pins on strings?
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am I just living.
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Me a fun ball, like a a six pound or
an eight pound ball?
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Salling you, I'll tell you what's holding bowling back, because
I really do love the bowl and I'm pretty good
at it.
Speaker 11 (03:21):
But anytime you go, if you just like, hey, Saturday time,
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Speaker 7 (10:55):
No, he's married to Megan Markle.
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He's married Prince williamses.
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She will be queen.
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One day, right, all right, so she working on the
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Meghan is working on I don't know, life barrier Hollywood
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I am h Oh why Harry.
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Hello friends, you're old pal Birdfern here with another nostril
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the job Interview. As our story opens, Hugo to L
is interviewing for a new job.
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Okay, your name is is Hugo to Hell.
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No man, it's pronounced tw l. You go to well.
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Oh and mister two wel you have applied for this
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That's correct, ma'am, that is correct?
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All right?
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I have a Lionel train set of my basement.
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Oh, oh, and how old were you when you had that?
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I got about two weeks ago.
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Oh okay, let's see.
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Uh.
Speaker 7 (14:28):
Let's start with a few simple questions. Now, what would
you do if two trains were approaching each other at
the same time?
Speaker 1 (14:35):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (14:36):
Well, first, I'd probably pee my pants. Then m go
and switch the points in the signal box.
Speaker 7 (14:41):
Okay, good, all right, The peeing the pants thing is
a bit off putting, but good. Okay. Now, what if
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any bodily functions.
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Okay, Second, I use the manual lever very.
Speaker 7 (14:57):
Good, mister to two l And what if that didn't work?
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Well? First, right, uh, Second, I'd use the emergency phone
to call the next signal box. And what if there
was no answer, I'd call my uncle and tell him
to come right over.
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Your uncle? What good would that do?
Speaker 5 (15:14):
Well? None? But he's never seen a train crash before.
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Of all.
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And we hope you've enjoyed John Boy and Billy playhouse.
Can I have the key to the restroom please? I
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Weather and sports.
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Look up value on that.
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Well about ten years ago. I looked it up.
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Honestly, it was worth about thirty dollars.
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This is.
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Nice. This is David Earnhard is on the ticket as
well as David Pearson.
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Yes, he was one of the legends. Yeah, David Pearson
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It's been a long time.
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While years ago. Silver Fox. All right, we'll check it out.
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Animal Channel presents the crocodile Stalker traveling around the world
in search of exotic wildlife, then annoying the crap out
of them.
Speaker 3 (19:25):
Now here Steve, thank you, loving good day, You're old pal,
Steve ere and today we're hot on the trail on
a truly endangered space heat. Only a few short years
ago it numbered in the millions. Today that number has
dropped dramatically. Their scientific name is gullibalus Ignoramus liberalis, or
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the big red Obama supporter. Oh. Back in two thousand
and eight, the country was flash with these silly little critters.
But after the last few years they vanished in record numbers.
Some starved, some moved back to Mexico to find work,
but a vast majority of them simply died of embarrassment.
I'm just afraid if we don't catch one before the election,
(20:07):
we'll never see them again. So we're bloody lucky to
have found one lurking about. Did you hear it?
Speaker 1 (20:17):
That's him.
Speaker 3 (20:19):
Oh, poor little rascal is probably lonely. We can't miss
this opportunity, So to improve our chances, I brought some
things that'll be sure to luy me in. I've got
a copy of SAULA. Lensky's Rules for Radicals, a Russian flag,
a book of food stamps, an Obamacare waiver, an SEIU membership,
a twelve pack of deadly mercury vapor light bulbs, a
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gallon of ethanol, an extra small it's all Bush's fault
T shirt, a Koran, an autograph picture of Karl Marx,
and of course a copy of a constitution already shredded.
And the piece to resistance is a life size replica
of President Obama's backside. That's the Kampper. When our little
fella goes, i'll pour his nose in there, and he
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surely will. The trap will be sprung and we'll have him.
Speaker 5 (21:09):
Cricky. He's nearly upon us. Let's get out of sight.
Just look at him.
Speaker 3 (21:17):
I've never seen one up close. Quite a pathetic looking,
nervous eyes darting every which way. What a curious little buggy. Wow,
he's going boggers over our little can's share a liberal
treat with those tiny little hands. It's taken him awhile,
and yes, as I suspected, he put the food stamps
(21:38):
in his pocket.
Speaker 5 (21:40):
Oh, he's picked up the sin of Obama's backside.
Speaker 1 (21:43):
There he goes.
Speaker 3 (21:44):
His nose is getting closer, closer, it's in.
Speaker 5 (21:53):
Now you got him.
Speaker 1 (21:57):
Look at him, wiggle, poor little guy. He never stood
a chair.
Speaker 3 (22:00):
I sprinkled a little of President Obama's favorite clone false
prophet all over the place. They fall for it every time. Oh,
listen to him, bellow. We better tag him and let
him go before the method on clinic empties out to
come to his rescue. Oh, here comes aheard a freebious
(22:21):
Hebius gbius on a garden variety occupy wall streeter. And
you can tell they're pretty upset. They've even started pooping
in the park to help their friend. They don't look
too happy that we've captured the Obama voter. Without him,
they might have to work for a living.
Speaker 5 (22:36):
All right.
Speaker 3 (22:37):
Now, fellas simm down, here's your little buddy. Now, hold
on a second. There's twenty five of you and only
one of me. You brookes, wouldn't take advantage of those odds,
would you?
Speaker 9 (22:55):
Look?
Speaker 15 (23:00):
I just think what?
Speaker 5 (23:01):
Thankfully I was ready for this.
Speaker 3 (23:05):
I've taken the precaution of having a group of folks
from the job fair standing by, and if that's not
enough to run them off, I've given them all soap
and water handout.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
Well, the freeloaders didn't like that one bit.
Speaker 3 (23:26):
I can't believe I made it through an entire episode
relatively unscathed until next time. This is your old pal
Steve saying, I'm standing on a fire ant moun.
Speaker 10 (23:39):
Tune in again next week for another episode of the
Crocodile Stalker?
Speaker 3 (23:44):
What do I web? Flip flops?
Speaker 1 (23:46):
Maybe I'll jump right in here, John Boyd Jeopardy. The
Czech Republic's historic Cheskey Crumblav Cheskey Crumblav Castle is unique
(24:11):
in that it is surrounded by a moat filled not
with water, but with these ferocious animals.
Speaker 7 (24:18):
What are TikTokers.
Speaker 1 (24:22):
The Czech Republic? I hear they're tough?
Speaker 14 (24:25):
No good.
Speaker 1 (24:25):
Guess what y'all got? One eight hundred big show? You
told free line? We played? John Moore Jeopardy Next Good Tuesday, morning, September,
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right now, let's play you Scrive across America. It's John
Boy Jeopardy and now your host.
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He considered putting a motor around Booger Booger Branch Ranch, really,
but he gave up when he figured out how much
grilling sauce it would take to fill it.
Speaker 5 (25:37):
Peace John Bulls and that get.
Speaker 1 (25:42):
Let's say, Hey, the Marty down an Edgemore, South Carolina,
looks like Marty up, Hey Marty, good morning buddy.
Speaker 5 (25:51):
Heyjoh boy?
Speaker 1 (25:52):
Hey yeah you are we all good man?
Speaker 3 (25:55):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (25:56):
Well, Marty got the first shot at it. So the
check Republic's historic Cheskey crumb lov Castle is unique in
that it is surrounded by a moat filled not with water,
but with these ferocious animals. What could it be, Marty,
I'm gonna go with alligators? That makes sense? Is it alligators. Well,
(26:22):
it make more sense if they had water in the road,
then the alligator. They Well, Marty, I'm gonna make fun
of you. Thank you for playing that, boy, I will Hey, hey, hey, Billy,
don't don't take any crap off him just causey hair.
Speaker 4 (26:40):
You don't mean to take.
Speaker 1 (26:44):
Marty hang. I mean you go on and we appreciate you,
all right, my boy, Marty and Edgemore, everybody, all right,
let's go to Chris and Kodak Tennessee. All right, when
a Tennessee fact, boys, Hauting's right there, Chris, good morning, morning,
(27:04):
John boy, Hey buddy, all right with you up. Chris's
even Tennessee boy, and figure out what they filled the
moat with over there in the Czech Republic that didn't
have water in it. Ferocious animals? What are you thinking?
Speaker 5 (27:19):
I think it might be bears?
Speaker 1 (27:20):
Well, let's see. Is it bears.
Speaker 5 (27:32):
Like a lot of work.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
I gotta like to see that. You got to feed them.
They're gonna wait and they gonna dooty. All right, now,
they do that in the woods. I saw it on
one of the little lighter to go out and in
the woods and get back here. Hey, Chris, it worked
out for you, buddy, big old mount Olive Pickles prize
pack head to Kodak. That sounds good.
Speaker 10 (27:56):
Can I give that a shout down?
Speaker 1 (27:57):
You go ahead, buddy. I gotta give it to my
and my.
Speaker 5 (28:00):
Wife's there, my two kids, Angel and Grayson. They're on
the White School and lock to hear the name on
the radio.
Speaker 1 (28:06):
Just they appreciate you and yours. Chris listened to the
Big Show look at Daddy winning knowing about bears. Hey
before we hit the news man earlier this morning was
talking about the Jerry Lewis Kids MBA telethon. It was
always over Labor Day weekend, you know, so so's to
down tay. You found out they discontinued it when Jerry,
(28:29):
I guess passed away.
Speaker 5 (28:30):
What well, Larry, no, no no.
Speaker 9 (28:32):
Jerry retired from it in twenty ten. Then they had
some co hosts and tried to keep the keep the
telephone going, and they did try different.
Speaker 7 (28:41):
Things like shortening the hours and that they would do it.
Speaker 9 (28:43):
And then in twenty fifteen is when they decided what
you see there, that to stop doing the TV telethon
and go to social media.
Speaker 1 (28:53):
Okay, in twenty twenty all right, good deal and so
so there's a new social media based telethon on the
m D, A Kevin Hart Kids Telethon. Yeah, that's a
two hour special, Okay, I think in October. Okay, sure
we didn't miss it over Labor Day weekend. Okay, so
Jerry's Kids his Labor Day telethon.
Speaker 9 (29:14):
They kind of just kind of just retired the whole
Labor Day telephone.
Speaker 1 (29:17):
Okay, all right, I got you there. Well, good for
Kevin Heart the MDA Kevin Hart Kids tell us, let's
see when that comes up.
Speaker 3 (29:25):
I do.
Speaker 1 (29:26):
What's you're about? To catch you up on your news?
A time capsule right on the on the side. Now,
(30:06):
good morning, Big shows on the radio. Over You're long
every day weekend, got some res cause it's Tuesday. Feels
like a Monday. Were back at it. Robert url Ked
that's done by Robert Earl.
Speaker 4 (30:19):
Keed is being lying in the Big Show studio.
Speaker 16 (30:21):
Sometimes I don't know what I'm doing.
Speaker 4 (30:27):
Come on youck and get ready to say anybody.
Speaker 16 (30:29):
Sometimes on my days are filled with and righty's I
traveled down left subad. Things ain't going my way because
there's always someone swirming in my line.
Speaker 1 (30:50):
You keep swimming in.
Speaker 3 (30:51):
The line.
Speaker 5 (30:54):
And it's causing lots of things. I'm a honking on
my I'm shooting you the flame.
Speaker 1 (31:05):
To keep switching on my bride lights. Just to him.
Speaker 16 (31:13):
When you're swerving all Lives high Way, you're running someone off.
Speaker 5 (31:18):
The ride the day Joe, Why I thought I never.
Speaker 1 (31:27):
Never could love another? How else could I feed?
Speaker 4 (31:36):
But bowing you run into me.
Speaker 1 (31:40):
I can't believe I could not see her.
Speaker 5 (31:44):
I'll tank up the ones at the waiting.
Speaker 16 (31:50):
You keep swimming in my life, just causing lots of thames.
Speaker 5 (31:58):
I'm cussing out you.
Speaker 1 (32:02):
I'm shooting here the fin.
Speaker 5 (32:06):
I keep switching on my briding lights.
Speaker 16 (32:09):
But you're just too dempty.
Speaker 5 (32:11):
Now, when you're.
Speaker 16 (32:14):
Swerving all lightshi by, you're running someone off the road.
Speaker 1 (32:26):
Robert Earl driving a big show. Good morning, big shows
(32:56):
on the radio. Well, our oldest listeners stopped in to
see us today, and it's always a pleasure. Pull up
a chair, nervel tea wheeler.
Speaker 5 (33:04):
Much obliged, John boy, everybody.
Speaker 1 (33:06):
Jackie told me you had a little adventure recently.
Speaker 5 (33:09):
Oh lord, that's supposed to be between us, Jackie.
Speaker 1 (33:12):
Oh well, now we gotta hear about it.
Speaker 2 (33:15):
Dad, all right, Now you know, I try to do
most of my errands during the week here and try
not to do no mosy in on the weekends. I
kind of stick to the homestead, right. Well, this feller
near downtown here wanted to take some pictures of my truck.
You know, I'm pretty proud of that old thing, so
I reckon, sense he is gonna pay me a hundred dollars, I'd.
Speaker 5 (33:36):
Go on and make an exception. Well, there's a good
looking old pick up. Yeah, thank you kindly.
Speaker 2 (33:41):
So I'm driving around up air in town in the
city and it's awful dang crowded. I'm trying to figure
out which you way to go, and this old boy
and a rainbow tank top bear waves me into traffic,
and then I was stuck. We moved at a at
a snails pace.
Speaker 1 (33:58):
Well that's uptown traffic for you.
Speaker 2 (34:00):
Ten four ten four, And I as I'm a driving
along on both sides of the street. Days of cheering
and giving me a thumbs up, and I thought, man,
this old truck he really is something, ain't it.
Speaker 5 (34:12):
But some of the women was even blowing kisses at me.
Speaker 1 (34:14):
The ladies love you well.
Speaker 5 (34:16):
Now now now now hold on, now, now hold on.
Speaker 2 (34:18):
That's when I noticed that some of them ladies had
a pretty thick five o'clock shatter and a couple of
my beards, and I wonder, what the Sam Hilly is
going on up here. I was looking all over for
Rod's serving because I thought for sure I was in
the dad Gun twilight zone. So I pulled off first
chance the guy that stopped trying to figure out what
was going on, and it was one of them drive
(34:41):
up places, you know, where you come out to.
Speaker 5 (34:43):
Your car and take your order.
Speaker 1 (34:44):
Yeah, no to play?
Speaker 2 (34:45):
Yeah, well, I said, a few minutes later, the waitress
comes up and says, are you LGBTQ And I says no,
I'm BLT with a chocolate sheet. She says, well, if
in your LGBTQ you get twenty five percent off today.
I says, honey, I ain't never tried it, but if
and it'll save me a buck, I'll get her a world.
(35:07):
You did right on a part of my language, ladies.
I had to turn down a passel of fellers that
overheared me. They's all saying, hey, we see you on
TV used in the parade. I said, what parade are
you talking about? And they said the gay pride parade.
Speaker 1 (35:22):
I'm put you off your food.
Speaker 5 (35:23):
You got that right.
Speaker 2 (35:24):
I was afraid to drink that milkshake, so I took off,
get out of there, and turned right when I should
have turned left, and wound up right back in the
dad gun paraye.
Speaker 5 (35:32):
So what you do about three mile an hour? I
thought it never end. I so flustered I didn't even
go see that picture taking fella.
Speaker 15 (35:41):
So well, well look at it this way, nerve. You
made a bunch of new friends. Oh hell, now, don't
you start on me. My neighbors seated on the TV
by the time I got home. Hey painted my mailbox
paint and put a blonde wig in a Brazil on
my mule. Well not half bad, truth be told.
Speaker 1 (35:56):
It was a consolation prize. Feel free to rummage the
snap clothes.
Speaker 5 (36:00):
Wait head of you. That's why I brought my satchel.
Speaker 1 (36:02):
He's a that's a lovely purse.
Speaker 2 (36:04):
I'm gone now I'm getting out of here. Keep you
saddle oiled and your gun gras and holler if and you.
Speaker 1 (36:09):
Need me, Oh graase, you mind need to change up
your excell line you already need do walk out.
Speaker 5 (36:14):
Everybody's a joker here, good morning.
Speaker 1 (36:18):
The Big Show's on the radio, and more big show
right around the corner.
Speaker 6 (36:23):
I'm working with mister mill Cox over his outfit, and
I like listening to John Boyd and Billy and that
they're big show. I like the way they talk.
Speaker 1 (36:32):
They're funny ha ha, not funny queer, that's what they say.
Speaker 6 (36:38):
Anyhow, I figured out what John boy had a hard
time getting darted in the morning. Ain't gotten the gaze?
Speaker 1 (37:19):
Good morning. That's a big show on the radio for
your Tuesday morning, Taylor. Can't you come to yesterday lavery
Day big show? There this spite light on the crocodile
stalker and going thud most requested ones. It was on
the Runaway Bride. Remember heard down in Georgia, don't y'all
(37:41):
she had crazy eyes. Crocodile's dog was on the on
the look out help him track down the runaway bride.
That's coming up in minute. I want to tell you
about my wonderful bang number one hundred and seventeen, that
unused collectable ticket from the two thousand Legends of Darlington
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ticket and it is autographed by David Pearson check get out,
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give it away. Big Show dot Com Clocks Talker, Runaway
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Speaker 10 (39:08):
Animal Channel presents the crocodile stock in her traveling around
the world in search of exotic wildlife, then annoying a
crap out of it.
Speaker 3 (39:19):
Now Here, Steve, thank you, loving Gooday Steve. Here today
we're in the Wablands of Georgia. In the Southeastern United States,
and we're hot on the trail of a creature that
many folks once considered a mythical beast. What used to
be categorized right up there with Bigfoot, the luckness monster
in the Unicorn has recently proven to be the real thing.
(39:40):
I'm sure by now you know I'm talking about the
nuptialis escapist, rapidious or the North American runaway Bride. This
little chili is a rarity, indeed good thing too. With
the national media ruckus this critic creates, America couldn't handle
a whole.
Speaker 1 (39:55):
Pack of them.
Speaker 3 (39:56):
The runaway Bride is easily identified by her gaunt fe
made even more prominent by her out of date hairstyle,
enormous square teeth, and bulging wild eyes. It's a real startler,
no worries, though it's opposer even to get a glimpse
of her when she's not on the run, hiding from
her significant other in the subject of a nation wide manhunt.
(40:17):
She disguises herself with one of Mother Nature's most unusual
camouflage techniques, a colorful calf tan. It's a little beauty
and she sounds close by. Let's a movie, you know,
a lot of nature's beast's mate for life and not
the runaway bride. The ring hasn't been forged that can
(40:40):
stay on her fingers. We've got to do something to
plush her out of that prickly undergrowth. And I've got
just the things. I've brought one of those little boom
boxes with me and a special CD. They're not to
bring her out into the open.
Speaker 15 (40:56):
Here we go.
Speaker 3 (41:02):
It's working, crickey. She's in quite a stir. I still
can't get a good look at her. The thing I
brought my secret weapon Rice. A few handfuls of these.
She'll boat for sure.
Speaker 1 (41:17):
And she's off.
Speaker 12 (41:20):
That point.
Speaker 1 (41:20):
She's waking fast.
Speaker 3 (41:22):
We gotta get tell the foot she makes it to
the bus station, then she can wind up anywhere.
Speaker 4 (41:28):
Almost got her owl.
Speaker 3 (41:32):
She threw a bouquet as nice hied princess.
Speaker 4 (41:37):
Got ya whoa wow, blimey.
Speaker 3 (41:41):
She's a real handful.
Speaker 5 (41:43):
I better watch out.
Speaker 1 (41:44):
For those blood sized choppers.
Speaker 3 (41:46):
Easy there, girl, I gotta get a grip on her
morning underbreash shredded to close up a fry. It's coming
off by the handfuls. Old still, darling, I lost my
backup in the mad pursuit. I hope they get here soon.
I can't hold onto them by myself for long. Why
she's practically naked, make that completely naked. Well I can
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see why her names so ain't gonna get her back.
She's a little vixeny, Hey, croky.
Speaker 4 (42:17):
Bad luck.
Speaker 3 (42:18):
It's the naive tal gullibus suckerer, or the common North
American jolted groove.
Speaker 7 (42:24):
Ut your hands off my naked fiels.
Speaker 3 (42:27):
The luxary, extreme protective nature and their violent temper. Lucky
for me, this, when he's tall and willowy, doesn't appear
to be a real threat. Easy there, slim, I know
what I'm doing here. I'm a professional. I don't want
any trouble. You better run along before someone gets hut.
Speaker 1 (42:42):
Well it's a little bit late for that, Yeah right, how.
Speaker 4 (42:49):
Right?
Speaker 3 (42:50):
Hell he won't get away with that again, my mistake,
flashy ghost.
Speaker 5 (43:05):
Well, at least that'll spare me a beating.
Speaker 1 (43:07):
Would you turn and loose for now?
Speaker 7 (43:09):
I'm never gonna find on us all your fault.
Speaker 5 (43:12):
Oh boy, the face, the face? What don't they always
go for the face right in.
Speaker 1 (43:19):
The meat too?
Speaker 4 (43:20):
All right?
Speaker 12 (43:21):
Go back in the face.
Speaker 10 (43:28):
Next week for another episode of the crocodile Stocker.
Speaker 1 (43:31):
And stay out of the wolves. Were is that just
the one?
Speaker 4 (43:36):
All of them?
Speaker 1 (43:38):
Maybe we'll get in the caves of the Taliban in
about an hour on our Crocstalger. Right now, time will
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