September 4, 2024 • 37 mins
Wed (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, Tater whips up a brand new edition of “Tatertainment News”.. - Mark Packer checks in and is giddy over the new Season of College Southern Fried Football.. - Marvin Webster explains the Lottery.. - Terry Hanson gets off the couch for another roundup of his Sports Briefs.. - Paul Thorn sings “It’s a Great Day (To Whoop Somebody’s Ass) by request.. - and we’ll cap off the hump day with the long lost first episode of Dingo Boy…
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Good morning, Big Shows on the radio. Coming up, we
played Beating the Blonde. Winner gets a big Old law
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Showbike dot com. Right now, we are going to our
man Mark Pokers do it so good? That would be
(00:26):
Mark Packer. Oh, yes, has not changed his name in
the many years that we've known each others.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Yeah, man works better than pack Man.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Good morning, pack Kimboy.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
I'm doing great, but we've been anking forward to this.
Speaker 4 (00:45):
So what you got Man, Well, you know, let me
tell you something I've been called much worse, Johnny. We
got a couple of things that popped off the screen
after Week one. Now colege football is done. The number
one team the Land of the Georgia Bulldogs, and man
did they put on a show in the second half.
Againstdabo and the Tigers tight game at the halftime, but
(01:06):
Man Georgia just took it to another level in the
second half. And again forty consecutive regular season wins. There
is no doubt that as we sit here today in
early September, Georgia Bulldogs are the best team in the country.
Now Miami Hurricanes, John boy, everybody's been talking about it
is the you back. Well, guess what Sam Loard is.
This transfer quarterback from Washington State. He throws to three
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hundred and eighty five yards three touchdowns. He's got a
little swaggered to him. They rolled into the swamp and
just destroyed Florida, snapping their thirty four game home opening streak.
Miami looks like the best team in the ACC. After
Week one, Notre Dame got a big win. They went
on the road, they took care of business against Texas
A and M. And when you look at the Irish schedule,
(01:50):
they're gonna be favored every single game for the rest
of the year. Looked for a Notre Dame in all
likelihood and look maybe locked in loaded the college football
playoff spot. The biggest surprise of the weekend had to
be Virginia Tech. A lot of folks believed, including me,
they could be a dark horse pick for the ACC championship.
Went to Vanderbilt. Johnny went to Vanderbilt and lost in overtime.
(02:13):
Man put things in perspective, the Hokies were a double
digit favorite. There were fifty nine teams, fifty nine teams
that were double digit favorites last weekend, fifty eight of
them one Virginia Tech was the one, all right, So
that was that deal. The SEC had four teams John Boy,
four teams win by sixty or more points over the
(02:35):
weekend sixty Johnny sixty and that is Bizarro right. Of course,
the flip side is we had four marquee games involving
SEC teams. Of course, I talked about Georgia's big win
against Clemson, but LSU lost on a Sunday night. Florida,
as I mentioned, got blown out at home. A and
M lost in Notre Dame at home by double digit.
So kind of a mixed bag across the board. It's
(02:57):
only week one, but as we look forward to week
two for Little Fried football right here literally in our
backyard of Charlotte, Tennessee and NC State, both of them
took care of business winning This week should be a
great scene in uptown Charlotte and the biggest game nationally
and all like lzbaby Texas and Michigan, the Longhorns look
legit after one game. Michigan, of course, is defending national champs.
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But those are your two marquee games from a national perspective.
Little ranked on rank going into it heading into week
at number two. So that's what we got on our
Southern Fried Football report. And again the season is here.
We're finally kicking the pig and we finally got some
meat on the bone to talk about.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Sure enough, Pack excited about what's gonna happen this year. Man,
we're gonna see who gonna fall on out. Somebody always does.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
It always does.
Speaker 4 (03:45):
I mean, there's always a surprise, and there's always great
storylines and gain college football never disappoints each and every week.
And we'll have more to talk about next week for sure.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
All Right, good deal, Pack, Thank you so much, buddy,
see you next week.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
Jimbo Park on the way.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Now, uh, let's play our games. Play Beat the Blonde
one eight hundred, Big Show. You told free line. We'll
get a contestant play next.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
Good morning, here's a big show on the radio. How
do your Home Day? Wednesdays four.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
Today's feature track from the Big Show bit Box The
Adventures some Dingo Boy, The Lost first episode rod Wald
dingle Bay search for keyword dingo. Maybe the dingo Es
go bang possible that story. He's coming up later as well.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
Later Taylor right now is beating the blow.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
That's made our contestant, Michael from Pensacola, Florida.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
Good more than Michael. Good morning, heybody.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
Welcome hike. Right, Well, Michael, go ask Tatter some questions.
She'll answer. You agree or disagree? What do you think
she's right or wrong?
Speaker 3 (05:30):
You get two.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
Bells, four two buzzers, and you win. They go law
Tiger's prize pack.
Speaker 5 (05:37):
Well, you know that you're not allowed to tell a
woman she crawled.
Speaker 6 (05:42):
That man right now?
Speaker 3 (05:44):
One night, let's heard it. Here goes all right, there
we go, y'all.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
But Tata, According to a recent survey, are most people
surprised when really beautiful women are also very intelligent?
Speaker 6 (06:01):
How ugly was this survey taker in a recent survey? Yes,
most people are surprised. Surprise beautiful woman is smart?
Speaker 3 (06:13):
Yeah, okay, yes.
Speaker 5 (06:16):
That depends what was the survey taking of men or women?
Speaker 1 (06:20):
I know most people? Is the way it is worded here, Michael,
So most people surprised, but that really beautiful woman is
also intelligent?
Speaker 5 (06:30):
Absolutely No, I don't think they're surprised anymore.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
So you are disagreeing with data on it sounds like,
uh huh what it sounds like? And he was right, Yes, Unfortunately,
it is very common for people to think that brains
and beauty don't go together.
Speaker 6 (06:49):
We still struggle with it.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
Saunt.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
All right, there's a buzzery, Michaels. All right, all right,
need a bell right here. Let's go to another recent survey. Okay,
what do old folks find most annoying about restaurants?
Speaker 6 (07:10):
Other old folks? But the recent survey found that they
think that they serve too much food.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
They think they serve too much fun, too big. Michael,
Do you agree or disagree?
Speaker 5 (07:28):
Well, we already learned what happens if I disagree with
a woman, So I guess I better.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
So you are gonna agree that old folks get too
much food. That's their problem with restaurants.
Speaker 6 (07:42):
What annoy them?
Speaker 3 (07:44):
Yeah, old folks.
Speaker 5 (07:45):
I hope that I'm gonna agree with the r.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
Anyway, okay, And I think she was trying to serve
you up there one, Michael, But you you must have
a problem reading women.
Speaker 6 (08:00):
It's just fine.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
You'd leave him alone.
Speaker 6 (08:02):
You're doing it right. You're doing it right, Michael.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
Why we got a consolation prize for you and wait
what was the answer. Oh the answer was tipping. Oh
well yeah, tipping is problem. Michael.
Speaker 3 (08:17):
Will you hang right there by?
Speaker 5 (08:19):
Can I offer an ask for a toast to a
particular woman?
Speaker 3 (08:25):
Sure?
Speaker 1 (08:25):
You do whatever you would you would like right here?
Go ahead.
Speaker 5 (08:29):
My wife passed away four and a half years ago,
and every Wednesday night I go to Maguire's and I
put her picture up on the bar there and they
immediately bring my mugg in hers with a both of
them filled with the appropriate beverages. So I'm going to
answer everybody else on that Wednesday night is date night.
(08:49):
So around eight o'clock, have a toast with me to Judy.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
All right, all.
Speaker 6 (08:54):
Right, we'll do it.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
Appreciate you, Boddy. Will you hang right there, my man?
By the many hours hopp of your news got on
on the side, don't Yeah, a few minutes with Marvin Webster?
Speaker 3 (09:15):
Nice, hang on, good morning.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
It is Wednesday, September the fourth. Then you got a
big je on the radio.
Speaker 7 (09:58):
You're just in.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
Time if I bron call Marvin Webster y'all?
Speaker 7 (10:03):
What's up? How y'all doing?
Speaker 6 (10:04):
Man?
Speaker 7 (10:05):
My cousin Derek hit the lottery last week you won
fifteen hundred bucks on some insta game called Scratch for Cash.
Derek is the biggest winner the Webster family has ever had.
And we played the lottery a lot, of course, why
wouldn't you play on TV? That make the lottery look
like fun? Who don't like to have fun? Everybody in
(10:27):
the commercials having a big party?
Speaker 8 (10:29):
Ever?
Speaker 7 (10:29):
See the people in real life that buy a lottery tickets?
Do the fat sweated drunks line up in front of
the machine that the quickie mart look like they having
as much fun as the people on TV? I don't think.
So here's up. You hear a lot The lottery ain't
nothing but a tax on stupid people, to which may
I just say? And it's about damn time if you're
(10:52):
looking for somebody that tax. There's a whole lot more
stupid people than there is rich people. But they don't
want you to know that you're stupid. See that's why
they call it the education lottery. Part of the money
goes to help fund our school system. So right, So
how come every September the girl on the six o'clock
news does a promo talking about drop off school supplies
(11:14):
in the barrel in front of Walmart. Do it for
the Kids, Channel nine Kids. Sound like the education part
of the lottery ain't working out too good. Wow, I'm
getting smarter already. Of course that ain't. Nobody ever bought
a lottery ticket because they wanted to help education. If
they change a name from Powerball to the by Donald
(11:36):
Sterling a new Lamborghini sweepstakes, my people would still line
up when the jackpot got over seventy five million. Now,
to win the Powerball, you gotta be some long odds.
According to Google, here's what the number look like. Your
odds of getting hit by lightning over the course of
the average lifetime is one in twelve thousand. Your odds
(11:59):
are winning the powerball one in one hundred and seventy
five thousand. So you're more likely to get hit by
lightning fourteen times than you already hit the powerball once. Ah,
we having fun yet, My cousin Dery says, oh, man,
that ain't have I look at it. Seemed to me
like when you buy a ticket, you either win or
(12:21):
you don't. You got a fifty fifty shot two to
one odds, which officially makes my cousin one of the
stupid people. We put the tax off. When it gets
up to two or three hundred million, even marginally stupid
people will line up to pay the stupid tax. But
if it's like five or six million, they go, shoot,
I ain't standing in that line for no five million dollars?
(12:44):
Where you think I am stupid? Nowadays you don't even
have to stand in line to play. Did you know?
You can buy a lottery subscription. You send them money,
they buy your ticket for you, and then they let
you know if you want or not. It's like Keino,
but you don't have to fly all the way to
Las Vegas to hand somebody all your money. My aunt
(13:06):
Dokie is hardcore lottery players. She got a subscription to
a lottery magazine, y'all a whole magazine full of tips
and strategies and stuff. And since it's a lifestyle magazine,
they also run articles like how to tell if you
are addicted to gambling? Sounds like it be a short
article to me, the best way to tell you got
(13:27):
a gambling problem? You're reading a lottery magazine.
Speaker 3 (13:32):
Now here's my.
Speaker 7 (13:33):
Basic theory on the lottery buy and large. Rich people
ain't stupid, and stupid people ain't rich what the lottery
does see is turned stupid people into rich people, which
is not a good idea. Look at all the peopc
on TV to win fifty sixty million dollars and end
up broke or in jail or both. You know why
(13:54):
that happens because rich goes away quick. Stupid is for life.
Case in point, my cousin Derrek, Big winner Man, won
fifteen hundred dollars. Two days later, every nickel of it
was gone. You know what. He bought a new suit
from the casual mail, an eight hundred dollars tab in
the champagne room at the paper doll line and oh yeah,
(14:17):
three hundred dollars worth of losers on scratch for cat.
Y'all think about it. I'm Marvels, Good morning.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
Big Show's on the radio, alright, I shore Terry Hanson,
Gonna get him off the couch here in about twenty
minutes she fell out. When's the more in Fulma sports
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the job Interview. As our story opens Hugo to l
is interviewing for a new job.
Speaker 6 (15:23):
Okay, see your name is Hugo to Hell.
Speaker 3 (15:29):
No, man, it's pronounced twell, Hugo twell.
Speaker 6 (15:33):
Oh and mister two, well, you have applied for this
position of railroad singleman.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
That's correct, ma'am, that is correct?
Speaker 6 (15:41):
All right. Do you have any experience with trains?
Speaker 3 (15:43):
I have a Lionel train set of my basement.
Speaker 6 (15:46):
Oh oh, and how old were you when you had that?
Speaker 2 (15:49):
I got about two weeks ago.
Speaker 6 (15:51):
Oh okay, let's see. Let's start with a few simple questions. Now,
what would you do if two trains were approaching each
other at the same time?
Speaker 10 (16:01):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (16:01):
Well, first, I'd probably pee my pants. Then I'd go
and switch the points in the signal box.
Speaker 6 (16:07):
Okay, good, all right, The peeing the pants thing is
a bit off putting, but good. Okay. Now, what if
the signal switch was broken? Well, first, please leave off
any bodily functions.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (16:19):
Second, I'd use the manual lever.
Speaker 6 (16:23):
Very good, mister two two L. And what if that
didn't work?
Speaker 3 (16:27):
Well?
Speaker 9 (16:28):
First, right, uh, Second, I'd use the emergency phone to
call the.
Speaker 3 (16:33):
Next signal box.
Speaker 6 (16:34):
And what if there was no answer, I'd call my
uncle and tell him to come right over. Your uncle,
What good would that do?
Speaker 3 (16:40):
Well?
Speaker 7 (16:40):
None?
Speaker 3 (16:41):
But he's never seen a train crash before.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
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I made a real mess on that laughter.
Speaker 9 (17:00):
Tune in next time when we'll hear Hugo's uncle, Sandy
Bunghole saying.
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Hey, big man, let me hold a dollar. Hey, listen
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show rolls on Good Morning, got the Big Show on
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We'll play for it on wordyword in minutes. But right
now you know what time it is, Iman Hant Sons Tony.
Speaker 12 (18:58):
On the sports.
Speaker 8 (18:59):
Here's all your ever want to see you shorts, he's gods, who's.
Speaker 10 (19:03):
Got a contract?
Speaker 1 (19:04):
Who's who that might be?
Speaker 3 (19:06):
On crutch the show presents?
Speaker 1 (19:09):
Well, all right, start your clock, Terry, I got so
much forays. Alright, body so said last week the Golden Boy,
Paul Horning number five worked for you.
Speaker 3 (19:22):
We want you to explain that now.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
You also tease that this report involves a lawsuit, so
of course we gotta know what's uble that.
Speaker 13 (19:31):
Okay, Well, first of all, Paul died in November of
twenty twenty, a j eighty four head that brain disease
at CTE oh Man pay for the Packers. Played for
the Packers from fifty seven to sixty six, and in
fifty six he won the Heisman Trophy at Notre Dame,
the first ever player to win the high Heisman with
(19:53):
a losing team. Now he did work for me at
Football Saturday that showy told you about what Ben Brocklan
and Hawkins and all those guys.
Speaker 5 (20:02):
So he was working for us.
Speaker 13 (20:04):
And then we got the college football in eighty one
for the eighty two to eighty three season, and we
put Paul's name in to be the color announcer. Well,
they said no, They said his gambling problem with the
NFL in sixty three. The miller liked commercial the old
practice practice where they showed the woman's legs that they
wouldn't approve him. Wow, So I went to Rocky Blier
(20:27):
that had played for the Steelers. He was going to
do it for a week, then he dropped out. So
then Paul sued in nineteen eighty eight and an attorney
called me. He was on the PGA tour and I
talked to him about he said say that again. It
said something. He goes, uh, can you come up here tomorrow?
I go, well, look, he said, I'll send a plane
(20:49):
for you. So I went. I was like a surprise witness.
And they pulled out this purple book we were working
from and their attorney said, can you turn the page?
Sex text? And I did because would you read that
and it says MTAA will have mounts for approval. I said, well,
the problem is this is the second Purple book we
(21:11):
worked from. There was another copy. This was changed afterwards.
That turned the whole case around. He was awarded one
point three million dollars. He said to me, I'm going
to send you a big check, Hanson, while the problem
is it was overturned on appeal and I didn't get
a next.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
Oh that is wild man. You sure have rubbed elbows
and other parts with some legends in your fifty year career.
Speaker 2 (21:42):
And apparently had a lot of missed opportunities.
Speaker 13 (21:47):
Babysitting Paul Horning was a full time job.
Speaker 1 (21:52):
I have to tell you, though, your topic next week
covers the one question you've been asked more time times
in any other over your fifty year career. Well, the
heads up, your grandparents out there, you know, want to
miss this one.
Speaker 13 (22:09):
I'm not gonna say what it is until next week.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
All right, Dared sounds good, buddy, Cass your grandkids and
kids for so we'll catch up with you next week. Buddy.
Speaker 13 (22:19):
Okay Man, good talking to you guys today. See guys,
thank you so.
Speaker 1 (22:22):
Much as I man, mister Hansome idd well, let's play
our wordy word game one eight hundred Big Show you
told free line, get a couple of contestants, and play next.
(22:56):
Good morning, that's a big sewan the radio on it
to your Wednesday. Today's feature track from the Big Show
bit Box. The Adventures of ding Go Boy the Lost
first episode. There's for keyword Dingo brought you by the
Bank of America Rob four hundred Sunday, October thirteenth, shot
him on the speedway. And then when I took the
(23:17):
Dingo Boy to a race, maybe we'll get We'll get
to that before we hit the rover n word no
bar im, Sorry, I have to but right now let's
see if we can't concentrate and play our little game.
Speaker 3 (23:32):
I went everybody's head about the bed the game.
Speaker 1 (23:34):
A wordy worried about the word a word. Let's meet
her contestants. We got James from Knoxville, Tennessee. Good morning, James,
Good morning, John Boy. I'm all right to take James
from a rocky top. And we got Matthew in Abingdon, Virginia.
Speaker 3 (23:51):
Good morning, Matthew, Good morning, John Boy, Good morning. All
ride Matthew, you've got Marcy.
Speaker 8 (23:58):
Oh, there's a tater team up.
Speaker 1 (24:02):
Yes, it is all right there. Well, boys, let's see
what we can do here. Round two, I mean two
round So Matthew, you relax, I got it. Me and
James for the first thirty seconds a James, are you ready?
I's ready. All right, let's see what we can do.
Speaker 3 (24:19):
Start the clock.
Speaker 1 (24:21):
Now, there are sixty minutes.
Speaker 6 (24:23):
In a.
Speaker 3 (24:25):
Minute, No, sixty minutes in a.
Speaker 1 (24:29):
Power yes. Uh rhymes with it. Don't take a bath,
take a shower. Yeah, rhymes with it. That candy is
not sweet, it is tower. Yeah, rhymes with it. The
blank of power group. Also the broadcasting. We have a
broadcasting one of these, the Eiffel blank in Paris.
Speaker 5 (24:50):
The Eiffel Tower Tower.
Speaker 8 (24:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
All right, you make good.
Speaker 5 (24:55):
I'll leave it right there.
Speaker 1 (24:57):
All four on the board. Good word, James. So now
Matthew and Marcy for their round one. Matthew, are you ready?
Speaker 3 (25:06):
Yes, sir, okay.
Speaker 1 (25:08):
Brand new word and go is.
Speaker 6 (25:10):
The art of making like mugs and things out of clay.
And then they fired.
Speaker 1 (25:15):
Yes.
Speaker 6 (25:16):
The opposite of soft is hard yep. You might do
this with your baseball cards, your buddy, you guys, exchange them.
It's called a what.
Speaker 3 (25:25):
Yes, this is oh, this is what?
Speaker 6 (25:28):
Its like. Blondes are stupid, that's just a what. Or
blondes have more fun. That's just a blank. Yeah, but
it's not mono. It's blank, it's it's it's.
Speaker 3 (25:42):
Maybe. I am.
Speaker 1 (25:44):
That was a good running right there. Day you'll put
a three on the board. So James leads four to
three after round one. Here we're going around too. All right, James,
are you ready?
Speaker 8 (25:56):
Yep?
Speaker 1 (25:56):
I hope you're paying attention because we're picking up on
that last one. Ready, go When you classify somebody say
like Tator was saying, that's just a blank. Blondes aren't stupid.
Speaker 5 (26:08):
That is a what misconception.
Speaker 1 (26:12):
No, it's another another time you saying the opposite of mono.
When you turn on this and listen comes out of
two speakers.
Speaker 8 (26:20):
What is that?
Speaker 3 (26:21):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (26:21):
So then and uh a blank writer when you click
the keys, so two words? You got stereo? What that's
a stereo?
Speaker 4 (26:32):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (26:35):
We's gonna get that. Yeah, good one. Okay, Now I
don't know I about have messed out up.
Speaker 1 (26:43):
James. I'm out of I'm out of scuba pooch on.
Now let's say Matthew.
Speaker 3 (26:47):
And Taylor two.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
Okay, Classic said, well that'screw the pooch, and then.
Speaker 3 (26:57):
That your dog, Matthews.
Speaker 13 (26:59):
He's not boring to me that my dog.
Speaker 3 (27:05):
So two will.
Speaker 1 (27:07):
Tiey three will win? All right, right a, Matthew's talking
to the barks.
Speaker 6 (27:14):
Got ready go you do this to your muscles, like
your arm, You're like you'll squeeze it. Yes, Jesus died
on this.
Speaker 1 (27:25):
Yes, tie up?
Speaker 6 (27:26):
Oh hey, your your uncle, he is your what they're
all You go to a reunion. It's family reunion and
you meet up with all of.
Speaker 4 (27:33):
Your who's all your buddy?
Speaker 6 (27:36):
Yeah, no, no, your uncle is one, your aunt is one.
Speaker 3 (27:40):
Yes, relative for the wind it six to five? Oh gonna.
Speaker 1 (27:47):
James came up one short that buddy, But you can
try again anytime.
Speaker 3 (27:50):
We sure appreciate you.
Speaker 1 (27:51):
Playing with good gear.
Speaker 13 (27:53):
I appreciate John boy.
Speaker 3 (27:55):
All right, James, you too, buddy.
Speaker 1 (27:57):
Thank you so much. Man. Matthew, you're a prize backhead
up the Abingdon congratulations song.
Speaker 5 (28:03):
Awesome, greatly appreciated.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
Thank you all right now, buddy, book sold the radio. Yeah,
so Matthew's dog might have had a little anxiety. So
that Southern East Pets back. Maybe he was in dog
was cheering him off. So good Matthew, you're getting your
Southern East pets back for your dog and that other thing.
Speaker 3 (28:21):
That's just a saying, here we go.
Speaker 1 (28:27):
Let's look for our requested bit of the morning. We
got Brian Little out of Greenville, South Carolina, saying, guys
played Paul Thorn's butt whooping song. You got it? Brian
coming up next, Good morning, it's a big show on
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the radio name Matthew's Dog, Southern Needs Pets pack.
Speaker 3 (29:12):
And what is that saying?
Speaker 1 (29:14):
Screw the pooch?
Speaker 10 (29:15):
What is that?
Speaker 3 (29:16):
I'm sure you've looked that up before.
Speaker 2 (29:17):
Yeah, it just means that you, you know, mess things
up beyond you know, you're really screwed up.
Speaker 1 (29:22):
Well, I know what it means, but I mean, where
did it come from?
Speaker 3 (29:25):
I don't have to look up.
Speaker 1 (29:26):
Okay, well check on that.
Speaker 2 (29:27):
Only place I ever heard it was you. Yeah, I've
heard it before.
Speaker 1 (29:31):
Okay, you did that. Meanwhile, I bet requests in the
morning coming from Brian Little the Greenville, South Carolina. Have
you ever had one of those days when nothing goes raid.
Speaker 14 (29:53):
Your wife starts bitching by whatever it was, she was
bitching a bad last night, so you escaping to the
bathroom just to sit there on your throne. But after
you finish your business, the toilet paper is gone. It's
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a great day for me to whoop somebodies asked. It's
a bad day, so you better get off of my back.
You might get cold cot if you cross my path,
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because it's a great day for me to whoop somebody's asked.
All right, y'all, sit down. Well, I was running late
for work, so I poured me some coffee to go,
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and just before I had a flat tire.
Speaker 3 (31:03):
I spilled it all over my clothes. When the highway
patrolman pulled.
Speaker 14 (31:09):
Up, I thought that help was on the way, But
when he saw that tiretoo in my hands, he shot
me with a pepper spray. It's a great day, y'all
can say it. Come on for me to whoop somebody's asked.
Speaker 3 (31:29):
It's a bad day, so you better get off of
my back. You might get cold cock if you cross
my past.
Speaker 14 (31:43):
Come on, y'all, because it's a great day.
Speaker 3 (31:47):
For me to whoop somebody in his ass.
Speaker 12 (31:52):
Right now.
Speaker 14 (31:53):
This last verse, he goes out to everybody that don't
like their boss at work.
Speaker 3 (32:00):
All winter finally made it to work. That was fifteen
minutes late. I told my boss about the flat tire.
Buddy fired me in any way.
Speaker 14 (32:17):
So here I am in the parking lot, just waiting
by his COVID. I'm gonna give him a good bye
present that he never will fucking.
Speaker 3 (32:31):
It's a great day. Come on for me to whoop.
Speaker 14 (32:36):
Somebody's asked me it's a bad day, so you better
get off of my back.
Speaker 4 (32:45):
You might get cold.
Speaker 3 (32:47):
Cock if you cross my past. Big finish. Come on,
cause it's a great day for me to whoop. Somebody's as.
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man Mark Pokers do it so good? That would be
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Mark Packer. Oh, yes, has not changed his name in
the many years that we've known each others.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Yeah, man works better than pack Man.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Good morning, pack Kimboy.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
I'm doing great, but we've been anking forward to this.
Speaker 4 (00:45):
So what you got Man, Well, you know, let me
tell you something I've been called much worse, Johnny. We
got a couple of things that popped off the screen
after Week one. Now colege football is done. The number
one team the Land of the Georgia Bulldogs, and man
did they put on a show in the second half.
Againstdabo and the Tigers tight game at the halftime, but
(01:06):
Man Georgia just took it to another level in the
second half. And again forty consecutive regular season wins. There
is no doubt that as we sit here today in
early September, Georgia Bulldogs are the best team in the country.
Now Miami Hurricanes, John boy, everybody's been talking about it
is the you back. Well, guess what Sam Loard is.
This transfer quarterback from Washington State. He throws to three
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hundred and eighty five yards three touchdowns. He's got a
little swaggered to him. They rolled into the swamp and
just destroyed Florida, snapping their thirty four game home opening streak.
Miami looks like the best team in the ACC. After
Week one, Notre Dame got a big win. They went
on the road, they took care of business against Texas
A and M. And when you look at the Irish schedule,
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they're gonna be favored every single game for the rest
of the year. Looked for a Notre Dame in all
likelihood and look maybe locked in loaded the college football
playoff spot. The biggest surprise of the weekend had to
be Virginia Tech. A lot of folks believed, including me,
they could be a dark horse pick for the ACC championship.
Went to Vanderbilt. Johnny went to Vanderbilt and lost in overtime.
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Man put things in perspective, the Hokies were a double
digit favorite. There were fifty nine teams, fifty nine teams
that were double digit favorites last weekend, fifty eight of
them one Virginia Tech was the one, all right, So
that was that deal. The SEC had four teams John Boy,
four teams win by sixty or more points over the
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weekend sixty Johnny sixty and that is Bizarro right. Of course,
the flip side is we had four marquee games involving
SEC teams. Of course, I talked about Georgia's big win
against Clemson, but LSU lost on a Sunday night. Florida,
as I mentioned, got blown out at home. A and
M lost in Notre Dame at home by double digit.
So kind of a mixed bag across the board. It's
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only week one, but as we look forward to week
two for Little Fried football right here literally in our
backyard of Charlotte, Tennessee and NC State, both of them
took care of business winning This week should be a
great scene in uptown Charlotte and the biggest game nationally
and all like lzbaby Texas and Michigan, the Longhorns look
legit after one game. Michigan, of course, is defending national champs.
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But those are your two marquee games from a national perspective.
Little ranked on rank going into it heading into week
at number two. So that's what we got on our
Southern Fried Football report. And again the season is here.
We're finally kicking the pig and we finally got some
meat on the bone to talk about.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Sure enough, Pack excited about what's gonna happen this year. Man,
we're gonna see who gonna fall on out. Somebody always does.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
It always does.
Speaker 4 (03:45):
I mean, there's always a surprise, and there's always great
storylines and gain college football never disappoints each and every week.
And we'll have more to talk about next week for sure.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
All Right, good deal, Pack, Thank you so much, buddy,
see you next week.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
Jimbo Park on the way.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Now, uh, let's play our games. Play Beat the Blonde
one eight hundred, Big Show. You told free line. We'll
get a contestant play next.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
Good morning, here's a big show on the radio. How
do your Home Day? Wednesdays four.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
Today's feature track from the Big Show bit Box The
Adventures some Dingo Boy, The Lost first episode rod Wald
dingle Bay search for keyword dingo. Maybe the dingo Es
go bang possible that story. He's coming up later as well.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
Later Taylor right now is beating the blow.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
That's made our contestant, Michael from Pensacola, Florida.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
Good more than Michael. Good morning, heybody.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
Welcome hike. Right, Well, Michael, go ask Tatter some questions.
She'll answer. You agree or disagree? What do you think
she's right or wrong?
Speaker 3 (05:30):
You get two.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
Bells, four two buzzers, and you win. They go law
Tiger's prize pack.
Speaker 5 (05:37):
Well, you know that you're not allowed to tell a
woman she crawled.
Speaker 6 (05:42):
That man right now?
Speaker 3 (05:44):
One night, let's heard it. Here goes all right, there
we go, y'all.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
But Tata, According to a recent survey, are most people
surprised when really beautiful women are also very intelligent?
Speaker 6 (06:01):
How ugly was this survey taker in a recent survey? Yes,
most people are surprised. Surprise beautiful woman is smart?
Speaker 3 (06:13):
Yeah, okay, yes.
Speaker 5 (06:16):
That depends what was the survey taking of men or women?
Speaker 1 (06:20):
I know most people? Is the way it is worded here, Michael,
So most people surprised, but that really beautiful woman is
also intelligent?
Speaker 5 (06:30):
Absolutely No, I don't think they're surprised anymore.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
So you are disagreeing with data on it sounds like,
uh huh what it sounds like? And he was right, Yes, Unfortunately,
it is very common for people to think that brains
and beauty don't go together.
Speaker 6 (06:49):
We still struggle with it.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
Saunt.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
All right, there's a buzzery, Michaels. All right, all right,
need a bell right here. Let's go to another recent survey. Okay,
what do old folks find most annoying about restaurants?
Speaker 6 (07:10):
Other old folks? But the recent survey found that they
think that they serve too much food.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
They think they serve too much fun, too big. Michael,
Do you agree or disagree?
Speaker 5 (07:28):
Well, we already learned what happens if I disagree with
a woman, So I guess I better.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
So you are gonna agree that old folks get too
much food. That's their problem with restaurants.
Speaker 6 (07:42):
What annoy them?
Speaker 3 (07:44):
Yeah, old folks.
Speaker 5 (07:45):
I hope that I'm gonna agree with the r.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
Anyway, okay, And I think she was trying to serve
you up there one, Michael, But you you must have
a problem reading women.
Speaker 6 (08:00):
It's just fine.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
You'd leave him alone.
Speaker 6 (08:02):
You're doing it right. You're doing it right, Michael.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
Why we got a consolation prize for you and wait
what was the answer. Oh the answer was tipping. Oh
well yeah, tipping is problem. Michael.
Speaker 3 (08:17):
Will you hang right there by?
Speaker 5 (08:19):
Can I offer an ask for a toast to a
particular woman?
Speaker 3 (08:25):
Sure?
Speaker 1 (08:25):
You do whatever you would you would like right here?
Go ahead.
Speaker 5 (08:29):
My wife passed away four and a half years ago,
and every Wednesday night I go to Maguire's and I
put her picture up on the bar there and they
immediately bring my mugg in hers with a both of
them filled with the appropriate beverages. So I'm going to
answer everybody else on that Wednesday night is date night.
(08:49):
So around eight o'clock, have a toast with me to Judy.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
All right, all.
Speaker 6 (08:54):
Right, we'll do it.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
Appreciate you, Boddy. Will you hang right there, my man?
By the many hours hopp of your news got on
on the side, don't Yeah, a few minutes with Marvin Webster?
Speaker 3 (09:15):
Nice, hang on, good morning.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
It is Wednesday, September the fourth. Then you got a
big je on the radio.
Speaker 7 (09:58):
You're just in.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
Time if I bron call Marvin Webster y'all?
Speaker 7 (10:03):
What's up? How y'all doing?
Speaker 6 (10:04):
Man?
Speaker 7 (10:05):
My cousin Derek hit the lottery last week you won
fifteen hundred bucks on some insta game called Scratch for Cash.
Derek is the biggest winner the Webster family has ever had.
And we played the lottery a lot, of course, why
wouldn't you play on TV? That make the lottery look
like fun? Who don't like to have fun? Everybody in
(10:27):
the commercials having a big party?
Speaker 8 (10:29):
Ever?
Speaker 7 (10:29):
See the people in real life that buy a lottery tickets?
Do the fat sweated drunks line up in front of
the machine that the quickie mart look like they having
as much fun as the people on TV? I don't think.
So here's up. You hear a lot The lottery ain't
nothing but a tax on stupid people, to which may
I just say? And it's about damn time if you're
(10:52):
looking for somebody that tax. There's a whole lot more
stupid people than there is rich people. But they don't
want you to know that you're stupid. See that's why
they call it the education lottery. Part of the money
goes to help fund our school system. So right, So
how come every September the girl on the six o'clock
news does a promo talking about drop off school supplies
(11:14):
in the barrel in front of Walmart. Do it for
the Kids, Channel nine Kids. Sound like the education part
of the lottery ain't working out too good. Wow, I'm
getting smarter already. Of course that ain't. Nobody ever bought
a lottery ticket because they wanted to help education. If
they change a name from Powerball to the by Donald
(11:36):
Sterling a new Lamborghini sweepstakes, my people would still line
up when the jackpot got over seventy five million. Now,
to win the Powerball, you gotta be some long odds.
According to Google, here's what the number look like. Your
odds of getting hit by lightning over the course of
the average lifetime is one in twelve thousand. Your odds
(11:59):
are winning the powerball one in one hundred and seventy
five thousand. So you're more likely to get hit by
lightning fourteen times than you already hit the powerball once. Ah,
we having fun yet, My cousin Dery says, oh, man,
that ain't have I look at it. Seemed to me
like when you buy a ticket, you either win or
(12:21):
you don't. You got a fifty fifty shot two to
one odds, which officially makes my cousin one of the
stupid people. We put the tax off. When it gets
up to two or three hundred million, even marginally stupid
people will line up to pay the stupid tax. But
if it's like five or six million, they go, shoot,
I ain't standing in that line for no five million dollars?
(12:44):
Where you think I am stupid? Nowadays you don't even
have to stand in line to play. Did you know?
You can buy a lottery subscription. You send them money,
they buy your ticket for you, and then they let
you know if you want or not. It's like Keino,
but you don't have to fly all the way to
Las Vegas to hand somebody all your money. My aunt
(13:06):
Dokie is hardcore lottery players. She got a subscription to
a lottery magazine, y'all a whole magazine full of tips
and strategies and stuff. And since it's a lifestyle magazine,
they also run articles like how to tell if you
are addicted to gambling? Sounds like it be a short
article to me, the best way to tell you got
(13:27):
a gambling problem? You're reading a lottery magazine.
Speaker 3 (13:32):
Now here's my.
Speaker 7 (13:33):
Basic theory on the lottery buy and large. Rich people
ain't stupid, and stupid people ain't rich what the lottery
does see is turned stupid people into rich people, which
is not a good idea. Look at all the peopc
on TV to win fifty sixty million dollars and end
up broke or in jail or both. You know why
(13:54):
that happens because rich goes away quick. Stupid is for life.
Case in point, my cousin Derrek, Big winner Man, won
fifteen hundred dollars. Two days later, every nickel of it
was gone. You know what. He bought a new suit
from the casual mail, an eight hundred dollars tab in
the champagne room at the paper doll line and oh yeah,
(14:17):
three hundred dollars worth of losers on scratch for cat.
Y'all think about it. I'm Marvels, Good morning.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
Big Show's on the radio, alright, I shore Terry Hanson,
Gonna get him off the couch here in about twenty
minutes she fell out. When's the more in Fulma sports
and on the pac Man and hands in minutes right now?
Speaker 9 (15:06):
Action, Hello friends, your old bergfern Here with another nostril
numbing edition of John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode
the job Interview. As our story opens Hugo to l
is interviewing for a new job.
Speaker 6 (15:23):
Okay, see your name is Hugo to Hell.
Speaker 3 (15:29):
No, man, it's pronounced twell, Hugo twell.
Speaker 6 (15:33):
Oh and mister two, well, you have applied for this
position of railroad singleman.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
That's correct, ma'am, that is correct?
Speaker 6 (15:41):
All right. Do you have any experience with trains?
Speaker 3 (15:43):
I have a Lionel train set of my basement.
Speaker 6 (15:46):
Oh oh, and how old were you when you had that?
Speaker 2 (15:49):
I got about two weeks ago.
Speaker 6 (15:51):
Oh okay, let's see. Let's start with a few simple questions. Now,
what would you do if two trains were approaching each
other at the same time?
Speaker 10 (16:01):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (16:01):
Well, first, I'd probably pee my pants. Then I'd go
and switch the points in the signal box.
Speaker 6 (16:07):
Okay, good, all right, The peeing the pants thing is
a bit off putting, but good. Okay. Now, what if
the signal switch was broken? Well, first, please leave off
any bodily functions.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (16:19):
Second, I'd use the manual lever.
Speaker 6 (16:23):
Very good, mister two two L. And what if that
didn't work?
Speaker 3 (16:27):
Well?
Speaker 9 (16:28):
First, right, uh, Second, I'd use the emergency phone to
call the.
Speaker 3 (16:33):
Next signal box.
Speaker 6 (16:34):
And what if there was no answer, I'd call my
uncle and tell him to come right over. Your uncle,
What good would that do?
Speaker 3 (16:40):
Well?
Speaker 7 (16:40):
None?
Speaker 3 (16:41):
But he's never seen a train crash before.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
Fun of all, and.
Speaker 3 (16:52):
We hope you enjoyed John Boy and Billy Playhouse.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
Can I have the key to the restroom please?
Speaker 3 (16:56):
I made a real mess on that laughter.
Speaker 9 (17:00):
Tune in next time when we'll hear Hugo's uncle, Sandy
Bunghole saying.
Speaker 3 (17:04):
Hey, big man, let me hold a dollar. Hey, listen
to nature Man.
Speaker 9 (17:13):
Rick Flair and we're talking about the John Bourn Village.
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The Big Show, I say, the Big Show. And every
morning they'd be styling and profiling. Whoo whoo, whoo.
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Whoo Wednesday morning, that's a big show on the radio.
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Ronna do is shortened workweek away. Let me tell you
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We'll play for it on wordyword in minutes. But right
now you know what time it is, Iman Hant Sons Tony.
Speaker 12 (18:58):
On the sports.
Speaker 8 (18:59):
Here's all your ever want to see you shorts, he's gods, who's.
Speaker 10 (19:03):
Got a contract?
Speaker 1 (19:04):
Who's who that might be?
Speaker 3 (19:06):
On crutch the show presents?
Speaker 1 (19:09):
Well, all right, start your clock, Terry, I got so
much forays. Alright, body so said last week the Golden Boy,
Paul Horning number five worked for you.
Speaker 3 (19:22):
We want you to explain that now.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
You also tease that this report involves a lawsuit, so
of course we gotta know what's uble that.
Speaker 13 (19:31):
Okay, Well, first of all, Paul died in November of
twenty twenty, a j eighty four head that brain disease
at CTE oh Man pay for the Packers. Played for
the Packers from fifty seven to sixty six, and in
fifty six he won the Heisman Trophy at Notre Dame,
the first ever player to win the high Heisman with
(19:53):
a losing team. Now he did work for me at
Football Saturday that showy told you about what Ben Brocklan
and Hawkins and all those guys.
Speaker 5 (20:02):
So he was working for us.
Speaker 13 (20:04):
And then we got the college football in eighty one
for the eighty two to eighty three season, and we
put Paul's name in to be the color announcer. Well,
they said no, They said his gambling problem with the
NFL in sixty three. The miller liked commercial the old
practice practice where they showed the woman's legs that they
wouldn't approve him. Wow, So I went to Rocky Blier
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that had played for the Steelers. He was going to
do it for a week, then he dropped out. So
then Paul sued in nineteen eighty eight and an attorney
called me. He was on the PGA tour and I
talked to him about he said say that again. It
said something. He goes, uh, can you come up here tomorrow?
I go, well, look, he said, I'll send a plane
(20:49):
for you. So I went. I was like a surprise witness.
And they pulled out this purple book we were working
from and their attorney said, can you turn the page?
Sex text? And I did because would you read that
and it says MTAA will have mounts for approval. I said, well,
the problem is this is the second Purple book we
(21:11):
worked from. There was another copy. This was changed afterwards.
That turned the whole case around. He was awarded one
point three million dollars. He said to me, I'm going
to send you a big check, Hanson, while the problem
is it was overturned on appeal and I didn't get
a next.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
Oh that is wild man. You sure have rubbed elbows
and other parts with some legends in your fifty year career.
Speaker 2 (21:42):
And apparently had a lot of missed opportunities.
Speaker 13 (21:47):
Babysitting Paul Horning was a full time job.
Speaker 1 (21:52):
I have to tell you, though, your topic next week
covers the one question you've been asked more time times
in any other over your fifty year career. Well, the
heads up, your grandparents out there, you know, want to
miss this one.
Speaker 13 (22:09):
I'm not gonna say what it is until next week.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
All right, Dared sounds good, buddy, Cass your grandkids and
kids for so we'll catch up with you next week. Buddy.
Speaker 13 (22:19):
Okay Man, good talking to you guys today. See guys,
thank you so.
Speaker 1 (22:22):
Much as I man, mister Hansome idd well, let's play
our wordy word game one eight hundred Big Show you
told free line, get a couple of contestants, and play next.
(22:56):
Good morning, that's a big sewan the radio on it
to your Wednesday. Today's feature track from the Big Show
bit Box. The Adventures of ding Go Boy the Lost
first episode. There's for keyword Dingo brought you by the
Bank of America Rob four hundred Sunday, October thirteenth, shot
him on the speedway. And then when I took the
(23:17):
Dingo Boy to a race, maybe we'll get We'll get
to that before we hit the rover n word no
bar im, Sorry, I have to but right now let's
see if we can't concentrate and play our little game.
Speaker 3 (23:32):
I went everybody's head about the bed the game.
Speaker 1 (23:34):
A wordy worried about the word a word. Let's meet
her contestants. We got James from Knoxville, Tennessee. Good morning, James,
Good morning, John Boy. I'm all right to take James
from a rocky top. And we got Matthew in Abingdon, Virginia.
Speaker 3 (23:51):
Good morning, Matthew, Good morning, John Boy, Good morning. All
ride Matthew, you've got Marcy.
Speaker 8 (23:58):
Oh, there's a tater team up.
Speaker 1 (24:02):
Yes, it is all right there. Well, boys, let's see
what we can do here. Round two, I mean two
round So Matthew, you relax, I got it. Me and
James for the first thirty seconds a James, are you ready?
I's ready. All right, let's see what we can do.
Speaker 3 (24:19):
Start the clock.
Speaker 1 (24:21):
Now, there are sixty minutes.
Speaker 6 (24:23):
In a.
Speaker 3 (24:25):
Minute, No, sixty minutes in a.
Speaker 1 (24:29):
Power yes. Uh rhymes with it. Don't take a bath,
take a shower. Yeah, rhymes with it. That candy is
not sweet, it is tower. Yeah, rhymes with it. The
blank of power group. Also the broadcasting. We have a
broadcasting one of these, the Eiffel blank in Paris.
Speaker 5 (24:50):
The Eiffel Tower Tower.
Speaker 8 (24:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
All right, you make good.
Speaker 5 (24:55):
I'll leave it right there.
Speaker 1 (24:57):
All four on the board. Good word, James. So now
Matthew and Marcy for their round one. Matthew, are you ready?
Speaker 3 (25:06):
Yes, sir, okay.
Speaker 1 (25:08):
Brand new word and go is.
Speaker 6 (25:10):
The art of making like mugs and things out of clay.
And then they fired.
Speaker 1 (25:15):
Yes.
Speaker 6 (25:16):
The opposite of soft is hard yep. You might do
this with your baseball cards, your buddy, you guys, exchange them.
It's called a what.
Speaker 3 (25:25):
Yes, this is oh, this is what?
Speaker 6 (25:28):
Its like. Blondes are stupid, that's just a what. Or
blondes have more fun. That's just a blank. Yeah, but
it's not mono. It's blank, it's it's it's.
Speaker 3 (25:42):
Maybe. I am.
Speaker 1 (25:44):
That was a good running right there. Day you'll put
a three on the board. So James leads four to
three after round one. Here we're going around too. All right, James,
are you ready?
Speaker 8 (25:56):
Yep?
Speaker 1 (25:56):
I hope you're paying attention because we're picking up on
that last one. Ready, go When you classify somebody say
like Tator was saying, that's just a blank. Blondes aren't stupid.
Speaker 5 (26:08):
That is a what misconception.
Speaker 1 (26:12):
No, it's another another time you saying the opposite of mono.
When you turn on this and listen comes out of
two speakers.
Speaker 8 (26:20):
What is that?
Speaker 3 (26:21):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (26:21):
So then and uh a blank writer when you click
the keys, so two words? You got stereo? What that's
a stereo?
Speaker 4 (26:32):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (26:35):
We's gonna get that. Yeah, good one. Okay, Now I
don't know I about have messed out up.
Speaker 1 (26:43):
James. I'm out of I'm out of scuba pooch on.
Now let's say Matthew.
Speaker 3 (26:47):
And Taylor two.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
Okay, Classic said, well that'screw the pooch, and then.
Speaker 3 (26:57):
That your dog, Matthews.
Speaker 13 (26:59):
He's not boring to me that my dog.
Speaker 3 (27:05):
So two will.
Speaker 1 (27:07):
Tiey three will win? All right, right a, Matthew's talking
to the barks.
Speaker 6 (27:14):
Got ready go you do this to your muscles, like
your arm, You're like you'll squeeze it. Yes, Jesus died
on this.
Speaker 1 (27:25):
Yes, tie up?
Speaker 6 (27:26):
Oh hey, your your uncle, he is your what they're
all You go to a reunion. It's family reunion and
you meet up with all of.
Speaker 4 (27:33):
Your who's all your buddy?
Speaker 6 (27:36):
Yeah, no, no, your uncle is one, your aunt is one.
Speaker 3 (27:40):
Yes, relative for the wind it six to five? Oh gonna.
Speaker 1 (27:47):
James came up one short that buddy, But you can
try again anytime.
Speaker 3 (27:50):
We sure appreciate you.
Speaker 1 (27:51):
Playing with good gear.
Speaker 13 (27:53):
I appreciate John boy.
Speaker 3 (27:55):
All right, James, you too, buddy.
Speaker 1 (27:57):
Thank you so much. Man. Matthew, you're a prize backhead
up the Abingdon congratulations song.
Speaker 5 (28:03):
Awesome, greatly appreciated.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
Thank you all right now, buddy, book sold the radio. Yeah,
so Matthew's dog might have had a little anxiety. So
that Southern East Pets back. Maybe he was in dog
was cheering him off. So good Matthew, you're getting your
Southern East pets back for your dog and that other thing.
Speaker 3 (28:21):
That's just a saying, here we go.
Speaker 1 (28:27):
Let's look for our requested bit of the morning. We
got Brian Little out of Greenville, South Carolina, saying, guys
played Paul Thorn's butt whooping song. You got it? Brian
coming up next, Good morning, it's a big show on
(29:08):
the radio name Matthew's Dog, Southern Needs Pets pack.
Speaker 3 (29:12):
And what is that saying?
Speaker 1 (29:14):
Screw the pooch?
Speaker 10 (29:15):
What is that?
Speaker 3 (29:16):
I'm sure you've looked that up before.
Speaker 2 (29:17):
Yeah, it just means that you, you know, mess things
up beyond you know, you're really screwed up.
Speaker 1 (29:22):
Well, I know what it means, but I mean, where
did it come from?
Speaker 3 (29:25):
I don't have to look up.
Speaker 1 (29:26):
Okay, well check on that.
Speaker 2 (29:27):
Only place I ever heard it was you. Yeah, I've
heard it before.
Speaker 1 (29:31):
Okay, you did that. Meanwhile, I bet requests in the
morning coming from Brian Little the Greenville, South Carolina. Have
you ever had one of those days when nothing goes raid.
Speaker 14 (29:53):
Your wife starts bitching by whatever it was, she was
bitching a bad last night, so you escaping to the
bathroom just to sit there on your throne. But after
you finish your business, the toilet paper is gone. It's
(30:15):
a great day for me to whoop somebodies asked. It's
a bad day, so you better get off of my back.
You might get cold cot if you cross my path,
(30:37):
because it's a great day for me to whoop somebody's asked.
All right, y'all, sit down. Well, I was running late
for work, so I poured me some coffee to go,
(31:00):
and just before I had a flat tire.
Speaker 3 (31:03):
I spilled it all over my clothes. When the highway
patrolman pulled.
Speaker 14 (31:09):
Up, I thought that help was on the way, But
when he saw that tiretoo in my hands, he shot
me with a pepper spray. It's a great day, y'all
can say it. Come on for me to whoop somebody's asked.
Speaker 3 (31:29):
It's a bad day, so you better get off of
my back. You might get cold cock if you cross
my past.
Speaker 14 (31:43):
Come on, y'all, because it's a great day.
Speaker 3 (31:47):
For me to whoop somebody in his ass.
Speaker 12 (31:52):
Right now.
Speaker 14 (31:53):
This last verse, he goes out to everybody that don't
like their boss at work.
Speaker 3 (32:00):
All winter finally made it to work. That was fifteen
minutes late. I told my boss about the flat tire.
Buddy fired me in any way.
Speaker 14 (32:17):
So here I am in the parking lot, just waiting
by his COVID. I'm gonna give him a good bye
present that he never will fucking.
Speaker 3 (32:31):
It's a great day. Come on for me to whoop.
Speaker 14 (32:36):
Somebody's asked me it's a bad day, so you better
get off of my back.
Speaker 4 (32:45):
You might get cold.
Speaker 3 (32:47):
Cock if you cross my past. Big finish. Come on,
cause it's a great day for me to whoop. Somebody's as.
Speaker 1 (33:04):
All right, good morning. It's a big show on the radio.
(33:33):
If you would like to have this featured track of
the morning. The Adventures of Dingo Boy the Lost first
episode just hit the big Box at the Big Show
dot Com. Keyword Dingo is what you get, followed by.
Speaker 10 (33:55):
Wild Dingo's any elpack they lived in, his parents had
been murdered and out.
Speaker 3 (33:59):
Dingoes are his kids.
Speaker 10 (34:01):
Dingo's taught him hunting, and dingoes taught him pride.
Speaker 2 (34:04):
Dingos made his diapers out of gopher hide.
Speaker 10 (34:08):
Run Run, Dingle Boy, Run, Dingle Boy, Jingle Boy, Run.
Speaker 6 (34:20):
Jingo.
Speaker 8 (34:24):
What are you doing here?
Speaker 7 (34:26):
Dingo?
Speaker 12 (34:26):
Boy, me searching for a man who killed parents. Well
he not in his pub mm need water? Then you
know we don't serve your kind. Here, Dingo boy, here
you can have some of mine.
Speaker 3 (34:44):
Look at here he looked like name hit.
Speaker 12 (34:50):
Dingo Boy, Dingo Boy, I like you to meet bucks.
Speaker 3 (34:55):
Watch out, he's gotta knife.
Speaker 8 (35:09):
You killed him?
Speaker 3 (35:10):
Dingo boy, you hang for this?
Speaker 10 (35:12):
He please?
Speaker 1 (35:14):
What?
Speaker 3 (35:14):
Ding Dingo boy must flee?
Speaker 1 (35:18):
Ding me with you?
Speaker 3 (35:19):
Dingle boy, I cannot, but I love you, Dingle boy.
Speaker 12 (35:24):
Dingo boy will consoled el there's in dream sequence.
Speaker 8 (35:29):
Dingle boy, Dingle boy, Yours is a solitary journey filled
with much danger. You must go alone, alone alone. It
(35:52):
been decided I go alone.
Speaker 3 (35:55):
Are you sure I give a hell of a belly rope?
Speaker 8 (36:02):
Yeah? No, blind Joy, it's good.
Speaker 3 (36:07):
Oh yes, you will be my bitch. Let's get out
of here.
Speaker 10 (36:16):
Run long, jingle boy, Run long, jingle boy, Jingle run
Jingo boy.
Speaker 3 (36:31):
Yeah, Sola, what do you think?
Speaker 6 (36:34):
I got a.
Speaker 15 (36:35):
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