September 6, 2024 • 40 mins
Friday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, Happy Friday y’all!.. - we’ll get the drum banging done early this week.. - We’ll have a little fun with our Director of Network Sales, Marty after a huge payroll mistake lands in his account.. - The Not Ready for Drive-Time Players take on a new script entitled, “The One Nighter”.. - Sports Guru Tom Sorensen kicks off his first week of picks for this week in the NFL .. - Comedian Greg Warren tells what life was like growing up as the son of a High School Football Coach..
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Speaker 1 (00:04):
Hi, this is Robert Goolay and you're listening to John
Boy and Billy on the Big Show. The Big Show,
I tell you right now it is is the Big
Show talking at Loving Adam. We've made it the Friday,
(00:54):
September the sixth. There's been a long week. Sure, we've
had fun on the radio on real life, been kicking
my butt. That Booger Branch barn and minium got hit
by lightning when that storm went through on the Sunday
night before Labor Day. Mondays, Oh were you there the
(01:20):
coopla on top of the barn. It's exploded, man, lightning
and what might have been in my recliner under that
the barn do menium?
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (01:32):
I would have had to call some uh my carpet
cleaners in well uphostry. I would probably start with us
a little scared, are you? Oh man? That's wild man,
that's well weather weather. Well, you've got a big open
field there, so that draws more like yeah, dog gone
(01:57):
horses the horse weather vein. And then it just dove
and missed that and just blew up the roof under it.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
Yeah, well I will see there's no fire. So that
was that was I mean for not being out there
that would have.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Yeah, they've been been terrible, all right. And I said, man,
I ain't gonna complain about it. All our listeners that
have been through so many hurricanes and tornadoes and just devastated,
like whole houses, you know, just just gone and our
heart goes out, y'all. And I said, dog gone it.
I ain't gonna complain. And look what am I doing complaining?
(02:32):
I last until Friday held.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
But they'd be the first to commiserate with you. They'd understand.
Speaker 4 (02:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
So anyway, and y'all, I know, don't even have to
say this sounds so stupid. Help you neighbor you know,
and the neighbor by you know, towns, neighboring towns in
your state and neighboring states. Just and y'all do we
got some of the best listeners now, the best listeners
in the world. Man, isn't that something? All right? Don't
forget that guy in Mississippi. I mean, he had a
(03:03):
tough time.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
If Andy the Hamburger he took you, don't you know
where it is?
Speaker 1 (03:06):
See now, I know at least you still had your
birth lunch. Well, here we are on Friday. Let's get
our first prize pack out man. The Paralympics are going
on in Paris through this Sunday, and of course mount
Olive Pickles our first prize packer, proud sponsor of the
National Wheelchair Basketball Association with Team USA. So well, get
(03:29):
you ready to play our game here in minutes, wake up,
big shows on the radio. Good morning, I got a
big show on the radio. Tell you about the first
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pick to pick a mount all of pickles, includes the
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Pickle Juicers and mount Olive proudly partnering with the National
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Wheelchair Basketball Association and the Paralympics in Paris. Go Team USA.
All right, speaking of sorts, Well, hey on that for
a second. Let me do these three days in history
to get you set up for outbursts. It'd be nice.
Speaker 4 (04:08):
Oh want to hear right here? No?
Speaker 2 (04:13):
No ah?
Speaker 5 (04:16):
Right?
Speaker 1 (04:18):
That means a worried about lightning nineteen ninety eight. Won't
beat myself up for the rest of the show, y'all
gonna let me do that? Oh yeah, I love it?
Okay nineteen ninety eight, Nebraska Governor Ben Hilson proclaimed milk
to be the official state beverage. Since Nebraska's legislature gave
the governor power to make official designations. He named the
(04:41):
channel cat is the official state fish, and kool aid
as these states softering. Wait a minute, is he being funny?
I don't know. Oh no, no, he's that was serious. Yeah,
Oh yeah, I mean hell so well, I guess think
about milk for this special category. Okay. Twenty eighteen, the
(05:02):
World Surf League announced that starting in twenty nineteen, there
would be equal prize money for men and women across
elite tour events, the first US based global sports league
with gender pay equality. That's the Surf League. Animal nice,
Wait a minute, are they kidding? Finally, twenty twenty, a
(05:24):
strain of bacteria nickname Conan. The bacterium survived three years
attached to the International Space Station in open space.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
Wow, didn't even let it inside?
Speaker 1 (05:38):
Man, So this is Hey, what weird dates of the history? Yeah,
you got some milk, We got some bacteria clinging on
space station. Hey, look, I don't make up the days.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
You don't summon the Okay, just you deal with it.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
It's on the page in your and I know you
aren't going to bring it up week Okay, what y'all
come on, well, let's play. Let's get the winning beginning
one ain't under the Big Show you told free line.
We'll play out Birds next. Good morning, Big Show's on
(06:35):
the radio. Today's feature track for the Big Show bit
Box Marty's Big pay Day. Oh this is hilarious. We
got a check cut for it, like over a million dollars. Yeah,
it was a payroll error, ain't you thanks? Yeah, schirch
for key word pay day. We're gonna get that for
you less than an hour because our usual bit Box
(06:58):
featured track. At the end of the show, show Tom
Sarrs will be picking every NFL game this weekend.
Speaker 5 (07:03):
Right there.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
That's making a winning That's port of the Big Show,
brought to you by Draft Kings. Stay tuned to hear
more about Draft Kings and all it has offered throughout
the Big Show. Draft Kings. The crown is yours. They
wn get an out first crown upperst Let's play Upburst.
It's the game that anyone can win. John Boy Billy
(07:29):
to give the prizes from the Big Prize being, Let's
go contested Number one.
Speaker 6 (07:36):
This should really be a lot of fun.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
Playing uppers. Have a hurry up and guest time you
love the best time. You have a big shots.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Let's say, hey, the names from Stanton, Virginia.
Speaker 7 (07:55):
We have shots.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
Hey David, good morning, buddy. Hey, we're all going all right, hey,
all right, then we can get you through these three
categories and get that big old mount Olive pickles prize
bag up to Stanton for you. All right, alright, here
(08:24):
we go there in five seconds. Give us three things
uses of milk ready, you cheat, So I'll just read
to this tayter rot because he's she's been sensitive about
that so far this morning. So awesome things uses of milk.
(08:44):
That's good. Now, David, give us three things you need
to surf ready surfboard, surfboard, body seat, balance and bulk
that balancing as awesome. Man, there's a lot of people
looking for this guy, David. Before the wind three infections
(09:09):
caused by bacterial Go ahead, will your staff and ben
enjited you had a year ready to go there, da, David,
(09:32):
hang on, Jackie, hook you up with the big on
mount all the pickle prize back pickles it up? They got?
Why would jump out catch you up on your news.
All right, upper backshelves in the big sher warehouse. I
(09:52):
found another gym. Donnie Presley, Good morning, Big Shoe's on
(10:30):
the radio. Oh yeah, we've been around. Remember the beginning
of rap when Mad Mike's ushered it into us? This
is dog even the first rap a bit that we
ever did. How about that is right here? This is
that Jim I was talking about that Donny Bell.
Speaker 8 (10:50):
Huh?
Speaker 1 (10:51):
All right, Roland.
Speaker 9 (10:53):
They revived the careers of Aerosmith with the rocking rap
pushion of Walk This Way. Now, Run DMC is back
with a brand new album that takes on the rest
of the rock and roll world. We be the kings
of rock and roll. Run DMC does Bob Dylan, How.
Speaker 10 (11:10):
Many roads must a man walk down before you can't
call him a man? Well, the answer, my friend, is
throwing in the wind. The essa is in the wind.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
Check it out.
Speaker 9 (11:27):
It's Run DMC, as you've never heard there before. We
be the kings of rock and roll. They do it all,
from psychedelic to Southern rock.
Speaker 10 (11:37):
Sweet pam Alabama, where these guys are so bloom. Sweet
pam Ala, Lorda come home to you.
Speaker 9 (11:52):
Ding from the Spencer Davis Group to led Zeppelin and
even the Beatles. It's run DMC, we be the kings
of rock and roll.
Speaker 10 (12:04):
Myself in turns of the ball, the memory comest to
me speaking words of wisdom.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
What a bid?
Speaker 9 (12:11):
What a bad run? DMC we be the kings of
rock and roll? On prior arrest records and teams, the
critics agree.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
It's bad. Good morning, I make shows on the radio Friday,
(12:50):
September six, and we ain't finished with summer time yet.
We'll let you know right now when due to Red
Hot talent this morning?
Speaker 11 (13:05):
I mean hello, Red Hotel cook.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
Hey, as mister besto, No, this is John Bornbilly here.
Speaker 6 (13:11):
Will excuse me while I boogoloo.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
Uh say yours chipper as always, Hey.
Speaker 6 (13:18):
Don't start with me, curly, it's that time of the month.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
Uh you mean you're pay day?
Speaker 4 (13:24):
Don't I pray to the shirt?
Speaker 6 (13:26):
Did you think you're calling America's Hottest life?
Speaker 8 (13:28):
Chaplain?
Speaker 1 (13:30):
Just want to jack in with Murray?
Speaker 6 (13:32):
Sorry, baby, he's out in La closing a deal with
George Clooney. Really no, not really, Actually he appears to
be picking his nose and coming to the new issue
of Playboy.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
You know, maybe that's why he's not in La closing
the deal with George Clooney could do?
Speaker 6 (13:48):
Hey, asking yourself, I'm paid him for you.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
Hey, nugget by back that finger out music to push
line too?
Speaker 2 (13:56):
Jim Boy, Bobby?
Speaker 1 (13:57):
What that all?
Speaker 6 (14:00):
Oh? Please to be right with you?
Speaker 4 (14:01):
Thank you?
Speaker 6 (14:03):
Hello, Jimbo minute? Yeah, Hey had big news. We just
made up some brand new Jimbo and Bobby press kits,
and yesterday one of them got me a major nibble.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
Really what happened?
Speaker 6 (14:15):
Well, I paid a little visit to our friends at
soap Stone Pictures.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
Soap Stone Picture Ah, you've heard of them? Not really.
Speaker 6 (14:23):
Well, it's a small regional studio. The head guy's an
old friend of mine. I went by his office to
drop your kid off personally, And and his secretary is
this really hot little redhead named Susie. We got to
talking in the lobby, you know, one thing led to another,
and well I've got a date with her this Friday night.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
Well good for you. So anyway, what about our press kit?
Speaker 6 (14:46):
Press kit?
Speaker 1 (14:46):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (14:47):
I forgot to show it to the guy. I guess
they just got so wrapped up talking to Susie it
kind of slipped my mind.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
I thought you said, we got a major nibble.
Speaker 6 (14:54):
I did from Susie hot Stamp.
Speaker 11 (14:58):
Goal are you're supposed to be working for Murray? Turns
out you're just looking out for yourself as usual. You
don't spend five minutes a day thinking about our career.
I bet you don't even listen.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
To the show.
Speaker 6 (15:09):
Oh that's not true. In fact, I listened to your
show every single day last week.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
All right, tell me some of the stuff you heard.
Speaker 6 (15:16):
Well, let's see you interviewed that guy, what guy? That
the race car guy? Which one the one that drives
the race car? And you had that comedy guy on too,
Which one the one that's got the new album? Or
maybe it was a DVD? Uh huh?
Speaker 1 (15:33):
What else?
Speaker 6 (15:35):
Let's see you? Uh oh, oh, you did that thing?
Speaker 1 (15:37):
What page? You know that thing?
Speaker 6 (15:39):
You know, the one you thought was really great and
everybody else thought was kind of dumb. But they all
played along and you thought they were laughing with you,
But they're really laughing at you.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
Well that's probably just a luggy yes, Jimbo.
Speaker 6 (15:52):
Relaxed, babe, Everything's gonna work out fine. Give the new
press kits a chance to work that magic? Were you?
Speaker 1 (15:58):
Murray We've been on your client list for twenty five years.
You've never once come through with a big deal for.
Speaker 6 (16:04):
Ooh, back it down on nuts, babe. You're never gonna
land the big time gigs. You're always looking at Doc
pissed off at the world thing.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
It's not the world. It's just one person in particular.
Oh really, who uh see if you can guess all right,
it's a person who's made a living for years trading
on my good name, the one who's supposed to have
my best interest at heart, but lets me down every time.
Speaker 6 (16:26):
Oh, I get it, Bobby, huh you know, just be
meaning me. I knew that guy was gonna be trouble
from the very beginning. Let's day, let's do a private
meeting later. We'll hash it all out in the meantime,
just to act like nothing's wrong. What so Yeah, I'll
get back to you on that. I think the look
out thing. Hey, listen, let's do the inches thing later.
(16:47):
Have you a machine called my machine and give my
love to my best style Bobby.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
That's Billy him too and Jimbo.
Speaker 8 (16:53):
Why call me.
Speaker 12 (17:00):
Captain's log Start eight one eight zero zero, Big show,
the crew and I have encountered the strange new alien race.
They appear basically humanoids, but they seem to be covered
by a strange gravy like substance. They're called John Bull
(17:20):
and Billy, commanders of something called the Big Show.
Speaker 2 (17:28):
Captain, Oh, good morning, it's a big shawn a radio.
Speaker 1 (18:07):
Oh yeah, it's Friday. Get out Friday mornings soon, get
out blood pumping and before eleven o'clock tonight. Mister, you
better find yourself another line of work that when sure,
don't fix your pistols. One hundred and six miles to Chicago.
Speaker 9 (18:25):
We got a full tank of gas, half a pack
of cigarettes.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
It's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.
Speaker 4 (18:31):
Hit it.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
I hate work. I hate work. I hate work. I've
been having a very bad day.
Speaker 6 (18:50):
I don't.
Speaker 1 (19:17):
Don't They just just.
Speaker 5 (19:20):
She's doing work, work, work, work, work, work work work.
Speaker 6 (19:43):
Hey, man, what are we gonna do?
Speaker 1 (19:44):
Man? We gotta get out of here.
Speaker 3 (19:46):
We have a life.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
I mean, do you do anything inside this creepy stuff?
What do you do for fun?
Speaker 6 (19:52):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (19:52):
No, we don't have fun.
Speaker 13 (19:53):
We just we just work.
Speaker 5 (19:54):
Here's here's our fun.
Speaker 3 (19:55):
Right work work work, work, work, work, work work.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
Well, I realized, my that makes a lot of money,
but you see he's not giving me anything.
Speaker 8 (20:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (20:03):
Weekend, Saturday Sunday the time between work and war.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
Work, the time when you go out looking for happiness
and end up hunched over somewhere else's toilet. The weekend
things are at their darkest. Pal it's a brave man
a party.
Speaker 4 (20:18):
All is will taste you is cool. Buzz I'm five, Oh.
Speaker 1 (21:06):
Dolly, arm after day.
Speaker 4 (21:12):
I check pay.
Speaker 1 (21:19):
Work, work, what what?
Speaker 4 (21:20):
What?
Speaker 9 (21:21):
What?
Speaker 4 (21:21):
What's what's work? This do?
Speaker 1 (21:38):
Good morning? Got the Big Show on the radio coming up?
We played John Boys everyday went against one hundred twenty
dollars worth of bullsnot cleaning products made in the USA,
available at truck stops across America. Bulls not lck on
the banner, don't click on the batter. All right, that's
the Big Show dot Com. I hang on and win
(21:59):
it right here here. Admit as first, we're excited about
our featured track from the Big Show bit box. We
usually play it final break of the Big Show. Uh
so uh today TIMS owners are picking every NFL game
of course this weekend, so it'll change to a football season.
But we got it right here for you. The key
word is payday. It is called Marty's Big pay Day.
(22:21):
Here's what that is all about. Good morning, A big
show is on the radio. Talk about it. Oh, come on,
come on, Marty, come on. Oh it's funny. Came up, Marty.
Speaker 3 (22:38):
We're going to talk about our parent company.
Speaker 1 (22:41):
They may not know it yet, they're gonna find.
Speaker 9 (22:46):
It.
Speaker 1 (22:46):
Yeah, employee that Trumobilly radio network ahead of affiliate syndication sales,
syndication sales. Thank you very much, Marty is just he
a key person in the organization.
Speaker 3 (22:58):
Johnny doesn't even know what his job Tipen is.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
I know he's Yeah, he must be doing something good,
because what what was your net pay for two weeks? Marty?
Let's see? Well, first of all, what was your gross?
All right, my gross?
Speaker 13 (23:11):
Let's see one million, one million, ninety two thousand and
forty nine dollars and thirty three cents.
Speaker 3 (23:21):
But of course, after the government gets let me make
what sales are booming?
Speaker 1 (23:25):
Yeah, sales are good. What did you what did you
net that much?
Speaker 13 (23:29):
Said on that Wait a minute, now, I do have
a four to one K program, and I do have
medical insurance in my wife myself, and it was five
hundred and seventy two thousand, four hundred and nineteen dollars
and seventy four centsly only, So I called making our
illustrious leader and I and I said, is there.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
Something you need to tell me?
Speaker 13 (23:49):
And he says, what do you mean? I said, have
I been?
Speaker 4 (23:52):
You know? Let go?
Speaker 1 (23:53):
What's you fired? That might have been your severance package?
Speaker 13 (23:56):
Well, if Ceverne package, I'd like to get fired immediately.
Speaker 1 (24:00):
As a matter of fact, I was wishing for that.
Speaker 13 (24:01):
Then I call Randy, you know, and I'm talking to Randy,
and Randy says, you know what you would hear from
me if.
Speaker 1 (24:06):
It happened to me, if this happened to him. Nothing.
We don't know what happened to him.
Speaker 9 (24:14):
And for those of you who don't know much about
the radio business, that's way high.
Speaker 1 (24:21):
Congratulation, Marty. We won't take the money back. But you
are employee of the week. It's like, shame on you.
Speaker 7 (24:28):
You're the quarterback for this whole thing, and you don't
even know what job titles people have around that. Marty
Lambert director of affiliate relations to know something to do
with affiliates. I mean, it wasn't that long ago you
had Barry Hobson our chief engineer listed as a Big
Show listener.
Speaker 1 (24:47):
Johnny doesn't know half the people.
Speaker 4 (24:50):
What.
Speaker 7 (24:50):
I'll give you fifty bucks if you can tell me
the last name of six employees.
Speaker 5 (24:54):
Wait, wait, wait, Billy James excluding Billy every week.
Speaker 3 (25:00):
Wait a minute, who's that?
Speaker 1 (25:02):
I'll give you one hundred dollars if you can spell
my last name.
Speaker 7 (25:07):
Every time he writes from your check to reimburse me something,
he spells my last name different.
Speaker 3 (25:12):
Randy Boob's ribbling.
Speaker 1 (25:15):
I never can't remember if it was one Z and
two l's or two season one L to know me,
so he puts three of each. Oh man, Yeah, but
uh anyway, Yeah, I need to get some no, no,
some more my employees, yeah, and calling them baby doctor
and partner getting it no more? All right, Well this
(25:38):
little things grow. Man. You said, just you don't how
to keep up with Billy and you came your name. Yeah,
she like learn how to spell it.
Speaker 4 (25:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (25:45):
But Randy's title is uh, please executive something. I know
it's executive producing producer producer of the Big Show. Right,
all right?
Speaker 7 (25:58):
And Johnny had me put on his business card is
title double knot spot.
Speaker 1 (26:03):
I swear I always want to have a business card.
Speaker 7 (26:07):
And Billy's Billy Johnny actually told me what to put
on Billy's Billy James. It says underneath it the and
Billy guy for that. What's Cookie's real name? Cookie's a nickname,
Cookie Eddings the real name, not her last name, Cookie,
No Cosmo.
Speaker 1 (26:31):
Elizabeth. That's right, brother, girl at the front. That you
the girl that you go. Barbara's exception, Barbara, All right,
I'll found out Barbara. Now, oh right there, it is
(26:53):
Marty's big pay day. You're happy to know. It was
a mistake.
Speaker 9 (26:58):
Ruined it.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
Man, Ah, y'all, Let's play John Boy Jeopardy. Let's jump
right in here. The original marketing slogan for this still
very popular line of toys was won't hurt babies or
old people?
Speaker 3 (27:14):
Is it slinky sleeky?
Speaker 6 (27:17):
No?
Speaker 1 (27:18):
But I can see how you could get hurt with
one of those. Sure, what y'all got one? Eight hundred
big show you told free line across America? We played
John Boy Jeopardy next, Good morning. It's a big show
(27:54):
on the radio. You gotta miss any a big show.
You don't have to anymore. The John Boy Billy Lake
Rogers podcast, available every Monday though Friday, after we finished
with a broadcast, you can make it easy subscribe to
us with a free iHeartRadio app. And we got to
sell that for you the Big Show dot com as well.
Right now. That's why Yes live across America. It's John
(28:19):
boy chaff I don't know, and now your host. He
was really happy for Marty when he heard about this
million dollar payday mistake until he figured out, oh Marty
works for us. He's John Boy thank you. I'd say
hey to Leland out of Augusta, Georgia, Good morning, Leland?
(28:43):
Is that you buddy?
Speaker 13 (28:46):
Uh?
Speaker 6 (28:46):
No, is not?
Speaker 1 (28:48):
Let me see Jackie one guy here if I got
Derek and King's poor woman, Leland? Are you on this line?
Speaker 14 (28:56):
Yes, sir?
Speaker 1 (28:57):
Hey, all right, I just got lines cross here. Good Leland.
Jackie says you got the first shot at John Boyd
Jeopardy this morning, so let's jump in here. The original
marketing slogan for this still very popular line of toys
was won't hurt babies or old people? What's you got?
(29:18):
All right? What you got? Leyland? I ain't got an
answer for John Boyd. So we went through all that
and then you didn't have an answer. Perfect. I'm well
Taylor actually stood up and spiked.
Speaker 3 (29:40):
Some metal toys. Very dangerous.
Speaker 1 (29:42):
All right, what e one won't hurt babies or yeah,
it will not hurt them. I think he could hurt
them there so I can see the mistake him. Well, Leland,
we appreciate you participating, buddy, glad you listening to us
standing down, Agusta, thank you. You have a great day.
All right, then let's go. This should be Derek in Kingsport, Tennessee.
(30:06):
Is that you, Derek? Yes, sir, all right, Boddy welcome,
all right, your turn. This won't hurt babies or old people.
Speaker 14 (30:18):
Uf ball, nurf ball, let's see, yes it is.
Speaker 1 (30:33):
I love it when the googlers milk their part, their
good work. Body one hundred and twenty dollars worth of
bulls not cleaning products. Head over the Kingsport for you. Wow,
appreciate it. Brother in a longtime follower and the first
time collar. And I'll bring me back on Rice to
(30:53):
beach on John Mersus Pier and Krystal Pier. Man. Awesome, Derek.
We'll look at you getting in here and win and
body gratulations.
Speaker 8 (31:03):
Man.
Speaker 4 (31:08):
I love it.
Speaker 1 (31:09):
Man, if we've been driving so many years and get
in on the Big Show when the contests, you know,
then it happens in Leyland. Answer, Leyland, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (31:21):
Answer, I'm shocked.
Speaker 1 (31:27):
Already has a good advice if you're gonna google the answers. Look,
I spend hours and hours and hours of my life
looking up these Jeopardy questions, and I know you're gonna
google them. But you know when you milk your part
by going, oh, whoa what you really sound dumber not smarter?
(31:47):
Leland was a smart sound. I don't know, honestly, I
love that guy. All right. Well, one of our games
a slice alive here on the Big Show and whatever.
(32:33):
Good morning. This will make showing the radio. If you
haven't seen the number one movie in America, our movie
reviewer has over the hold ab our days ready to go,
or I will tell you a brand new script in
the playhouse coming up in less than twenty minutes. Well,
he's been back in a cinema and he's brave the
summer heat to come in and fill us in on
(32:54):
Hollywood's latest Welcome back Rabbi myron Bergsteam Show, HOI homies happening?
John Boyam, Well, I'll say you're wearing your summer clothes.
Speaker 5 (33:05):
Yeah, you know why it's summer, your bastard. I'm too
old to wear that heavy wolf stuff. I got this
one made special. Well, it was very sharp.
Speaker 1 (33:16):
It's moisture vicking. Don't be jealous.
Speaker 3 (33:19):
Drink Gata had not hated as I'm.
Speaker 1 (33:23):
Guessing you went to see the biggest movie of the summer.
Speaker 3 (33:26):
Good guess, since I told you that before we went
on the AA.
Speaker 1 (33:29):
You're bastard.
Speaker 5 (33:33):
Yeah, I was gonna see that Tornado movie, but the
great grandkids wanted to see kiddie Pool.
Speaker 1 (33:38):
And Smithegean, dead Pool and Wolverine.
Speaker 3 (33:41):
Whatever you say.
Speaker 5 (33:42):
But I saw that it was raided off, so I thought, well,
I better check it out before I took the kids.
Speaker 3 (33:47):
And boy, I'm glad.
Speaker 1 (33:49):
I did pretty rough stuff.
Speaker 5 (33:51):
Hi swell rides, I never hide before, blood and guts everywhere,
jumping through time like.
Speaker 3 (33:58):
It was getting on a bush.
Speaker 2 (33:59):
It was.
Speaker 1 (34:00):
Did you like it?
Speaker 4 (34:01):
No?
Speaker 1 (34:02):
I loved it.
Speaker 3 (34:04):
I didn't know what the hell was going on, but
I had a ball.
Speaker 5 (34:09):
I can't tell you the spoilers because I don't know
what any of it meant to who those people were.
Speaker 1 (34:13):
It was great. Well, you know, I have to ask
how was the cat Well.
Speaker 5 (34:18):
I gotta tell you, Kiddy Pool and Smithereen great together,
like the Odd Couple, but with more entrails. I could
have done with less poop mouth, but the chemistry between
East Hov was fantastic. Kitty Pool was hilarious, but my
favorite was Smithereen, played by this generation's greatest actor, Hugh Beaumont.
Speaker 1 (34:39):
No, that was Beaver's dad. You're thinking of Hugh Jackman.
Who not who Hugh Jackman. I thought that was the
geezer that perved out on all them young girls. That's
Hugh Hefner.
Speaker 5 (34:54):
I thought that was the cowboy actor who played the
viant ope on the TV. That was Hugh O'Brien. So
that was the guy who played the pill head doctor
who could cure anyone.
Speaker 1 (35:03):
That was Hugh Laurie.
Speaker 3 (35:06):
I thought that was the English guy who liked hookers.
Speaker 1 (35:08):
That's Hugh Grant.
Speaker 5 (35:11):
I thought that was the guy from Minnesota that always
agreed with everything you said. That's Hugh Betcha. I thought,
I give Tata a second on. I thought that was
the giant duck and the diaper. That's baby Hughey. So
(35:32):
who the hell are I thinking of? Hugh Jackman.
Speaker 1 (35:34):
Listen.
Speaker 3 (35:35):
He never would have got all those girls without that magazine.
Speaker 1 (35:38):
What a racket.
Speaker 6 (35:39):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (35:40):
I'm gonna have to say something. If you want to
be in the magazine, what do you say? It wasn't
old age, It was the sex along with it that
killed me.
Speaker 1 (35:50):
What the way to go?
Speaker 6 (35:51):
Now?
Speaker 1 (35:51):
The movies?
Speaker 5 (35:52):
Oh, ten yamackers out of five, don't take the kids.
My only complain is that they had an al writing
and there's no oh nudity none? What did I kill
you to put some boobies away?
Speaker 1 (36:05):
None? I'd have settled for one, a good one, but one.
Speaker 5 (36:10):
It ain't like Hollywood and full of trashy dames just
dying to pump that top off. But I guess they
got all the things to worry about, like hiring all
their friends and having a good time asking around.
Speaker 3 (36:20):
Well, we all setting the doc there and they're waiting
for a nipple.
Speaker 1 (36:25):
I even said through the credits, hoping for quick thinkable
with a nice rack and nothing.
Speaker 3 (36:30):
Well, you can all go to hell, okay, but thanks
for keeping it clean.
Speaker 1 (36:35):
Go in peace.
Speaker 3 (36:36):
Hey Tana, if you want to be on the radio,
we're gonna have to see something. You shn't see him
that night.
Speaker 1 (36:42):
It's cheaper. Good morning, there's a big show on the radio.
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Speaker 5 (37:54):
Burt Born here with another poems sweating edition of John
Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode the Smiling Corpses. As
our story opens, the county coroner gets a visit from
the Chief of police. Oh hey, chief, what brings you
down to this neck of the woods in the middle
of the night.
Speaker 3 (38:11):
Nice to see you, Chauncey.
Speaker 4 (38:12):
The boys tell me you had a rash of smiling corpses.
Speaker 3 (38:16):
Yep, not uncommon, but unusual to have three in a row.
Can I have a look?
Speaker 4 (38:20):
Sure?
Speaker 3 (38:21):
First, we have this one. He's a Frenchman Maurice Hansen,
aged forty two. Cause of death was heart failure. Died
with a smile on his face while knocking boots with
his mistress. Yeah, that French food will get you every time. Yes,
that is a fact.
Speaker 5 (38:36):
Number two Meet Jack Jarvis Esquire, Scotsman died with a
smile on his face after winning ten grand and a
lottery scratch ticket.
Speaker 3 (38:43):
I guess you could say the ticket did in his ticker.
That's a good one. I had to think about that.
Speaker 1 (38:51):
Thanks.
Speaker 3 (38:52):
Now this one is a bit more shocking President Joe Biden,
Well maybe ex president is more like it. Holy what
in the world now? Before you ask, there's no signs
of foul play. He was struck by lightning.
Speaker 1 (39:05):
Good lord?
Speaker 3 (39:07):
Why is he smiling When he.
Speaker 5 (39:09):
Saw the flash? He thought he was having his picture taken.
And we hope you enjoyed John Boy and Billy Playhouse.
Speaker 3 (39:22):
Are you sure he's dead? Has he tried to sniff
your hair?
Speaker 5 (39:27):
Tune in next time when we'll hear Nancy Pelosi returning
the lightning machine.
Speaker 1 (39:31):
Saying, hey, big man, let me hold a dollar.
Speaker 8 (39:41):
Hey, this is Greg Warren. Do you even want to
find bigfoot son? Because you don't act like it. You
sit here and you listen to John Boy and Billy
on the Big Show. The show ain't that big Son,
Bigfoot's Big.
Speaker 1 (40:26):
Good Morning, and it's a big show on the radio. Man,
we're just halfway through this award winning broadcast. We got
the mayor of Dismal sept Something happening there. This wee
get that is in minutes. That's just next. Then we're
(40:47):
gonna be the plugging Tom caps Old Tom Sorens will
pick every NFL game this weekend before we get out
of here. Oh God, then get to it, Big Joe
Rosal
Hi, this is Robert Goolay and you're listening to John
Boy and Billy on the Big Show. The Big Show,
I tell you right now it is is the Big
Show talking at Loving Adam. We've made it the Friday,
(00:54):
September the sixth. There's been a long week. Sure, we've
had fun on the radio on real life, been kicking
my butt. That Booger Branch barn and minium got hit
by lightning when that storm went through on the Sunday
night before Labor Day. Mondays, Oh were you there the
(01:20):
coopla on top of the barn. It's exploded, man, lightning
and what might have been in my recliner under that
the barn do menium?
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (01:32):
I would have had to call some uh my carpet
cleaners in well uphostry. I would probably start with us
a little scared, are you? Oh man? That's wild man,
that's well weather weather. Well, you've got a big open
field there, so that draws more like yeah, dog gone
(01:57):
horses the horse weather vein. And then it just dove
and missed that and just blew up the roof under it.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
Yeah, well I will see there's no fire. So that
was that was I mean for not being out there
that would have.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Yeah, they've been been terrible, all right. And I said, man,
I ain't gonna complain about it. All our listeners that
have been through so many hurricanes and tornadoes and just devastated,
like whole houses, you know, just just gone and our
heart goes out, y'all. And I said, dog gone it.
I ain't gonna complain. And look what am I doing complaining?
(02:32):
I last until Friday held.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
But they'd be the first to commiserate with you. They'd understand.
Speaker 4 (02:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
So anyway, and y'all, I know, don't even have to
say this sounds so stupid. Help you neighbor you know,
and the neighbor by you know, towns, neighboring towns in
your state and neighboring states. Just and y'all do we
got some of the best listeners now, the best listeners
in the world. Man, isn't that something? All right? Don't
forget that guy in Mississippi. I mean, he had a
(03:03):
tough time.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
If Andy the Hamburger he took you, don't you know
where it is?
Speaker 1 (03:06):
See now, I know at least you still had your
birth lunch. Well, here we are on Friday. Let's get
our first prize pack out man. The Paralympics are going
on in Paris through this Sunday, and of course mount
Olive Pickles our first prize packer, proud sponsor of the
National Wheelchair Basketball Association with Team USA. So well, get
(03:29):
you ready to play our game here in minutes, wake up,
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Pickle Juicers and mount Olive proudly partnering with the National
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Wheelchair Basketball Association and the Paralympics in Paris. Go Team USA.
All right, speaking of sorts, Well, hey on that for
a second. Let me do these three days in history
to get you set up for outbursts. It'd be nice.
Speaker 4 (04:08):
Oh want to hear right here? No?
Speaker 2 (04:13):
No ah?
Speaker 5 (04:16):
Right?
Speaker 1 (04:18):
That means a worried about lightning nineteen ninety eight. Won't
beat myself up for the rest of the show, y'all
gonna let me do that? Oh yeah, I love it?
Okay nineteen ninety eight, Nebraska Governor Ben Hilson proclaimed milk
to be the official state beverage. Since Nebraska's legislature gave
the governor power to make official designations. He named the
(04:41):
channel cat is the official state fish, and kool aid
as these states softering. Wait a minute, is he being funny?
I don't know. Oh no, no, he's that was serious. Yeah,
Oh yeah, I mean hell so well, I guess think
about milk for this special category. Okay. Twenty eighteen, the
(05:02):
World Surf League announced that starting in twenty nineteen, there
would be equal prize money for men and women across
elite tour events, the first US based global sports league
with gender pay equality. That's the Surf League. Animal nice,
Wait a minute, are they kidding? Finally, twenty twenty, a
(05:24):
strain of bacteria nickname Conan. The bacterium survived three years
attached to the International Space Station in open space.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
Wow, didn't even let it inside?
Speaker 1 (05:38):
Man, So this is Hey, what weird dates of the history? Yeah,
you got some milk, We got some bacteria clinging on
space station. Hey, look, I don't make up the days.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
You don't summon the Okay, just you deal with it.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
It's on the page in your and I know you
aren't going to bring it up week Okay, what y'all
come on, well, let's play. Let's get the winning beginning
one ain't under the Big Show you told free line.
We'll play out Birds next. Good morning, Big Show's on
(06:35):
the radio. Today's feature track for the Big Show bit
Box Marty's Big pay Day. Oh this is hilarious. We
got a check cut for it, like over a million dollars. Yeah,
it was a payroll error, ain't you thanks? Yeah, schirch
for key word pay day. We're gonna get that for
you less than an hour because our usual bit Box
(06:58):
featured track. At the end of the show, show Tom
Sarrs will be picking every NFL game this weekend.
Speaker 5 (07:03):
Right there.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
That's making a winning That's port of the Big Show,
brought to you by Draft Kings. Stay tuned to hear
more about Draft Kings and all it has offered throughout
the Big Show. Draft Kings. The crown is yours. They
wn get an out first crown upperst Let's play Upburst.
It's the game that anyone can win. John Boy Billy
(07:29):
to give the prizes from the Big Prize being, Let's
go contested Number one.
Speaker 6 (07:36):
This should really be a lot of fun.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
Playing uppers. Have a hurry up and guest time you
love the best time. You have a big shots.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Let's say, hey, the names from Stanton, Virginia.
Speaker 7 (07:55):
We have shots.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
Hey David, good morning, buddy. Hey, we're all going all right, hey,
all right, then we can get you through these three
categories and get that big old mount Olive pickles prize
bag up to Stanton for you. All right, alright, here
(08:24):
we go there in five seconds. Give us three things
uses of milk ready, you cheat, So I'll just read
to this tayter rot because he's she's been sensitive about
that so far this morning. So awesome things uses of milk.
(08:44):
That's good. Now, David, give us three things you need
to surf ready surfboard, surfboard, body seat, balance and bulk
that balancing as awesome. Man, there's a lot of people
looking for this guy, David. Before the wind three infections
(09:09):
caused by bacterial Go ahead, will your staff and ben
enjited you had a year ready to go there, da, David,
(09:32):
hang on, Jackie, hook you up with the big on
mount all the pickle prize back pickles it up? They got?
Why would jump out catch you up on your news.
All right, upper backshelves in the big sher warehouse. I
(09:52):
found another gym. Donnie Presley, Good morning, Big Shoe's on
(10:30):
the radio. Oh yeah, we've been around. Remember the beginning
of rap when Mad Mike's ushered it into us? This
is dog even the first rap a bit that we
ever did. How about that is right here? This is
that Jim I was talking about that Donny Bell.
Speaker 8 (10:50):
Huh?
Speaker 1 (10:51):
All right, Roland.
Speaker 9 (10:53):
They revived the careers of Aerosmith with the rocking rap
pushion of Walk This Way. Now, Run DMC is back
with a brand new album that takes on the rest
of the rock and roll world. We be the kings
of rock and roll. Run DMC does Bob Dylan, How.
Speaker 10 (11:10):
Many roads must a man walk down before you can't
call him a man? Well, the answer, my friend, is
throwing in the wind. The essa is in the wind.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
Check it out.
Speaker 9 (11:27):
It's Run DMC, as you've never heard there before. We
be the kings of rock and roll. They do it all,
from psychedelic to Southern rock.
Speaker 10 (11:37):
Sweet pam Alabama, where these guys are so bloom. Sweet
pam Ala, Lorda come home to you.
Speaker 9 (11:52):
Ding from the Spencer Davis Group to led Zeppelin and
even the Beatles. It's run DMC, we be the kings
of rock and roll.
Speaker 10 (12:04):
Myself in turns of the ball, the memory comest to
me speaking words of wisdom.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
What a bid?
Speaker 9 (12:11):
What a bad run? DMC we be the kings of
rock and roll? On prior arrest records and teams, the
critics agree.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
It's bad. Good morning, I make shows on the radio Friday,
(12:50):
September six, and we ain't finished with summer time yet.
We'll let you know right now when due to Red
Hot talent this morning?
Speaker 11 (13:05):
I mean hello, Red Hotel cook.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
Hey, as mister besto, No, this is John Bornbilly here.
Speaker 6 (13:11):
Will excuse me while I boogoloo.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
Uh say yours chipper as always, Hey.
Speaker 6 (13:18):
Don't start with me, curly, it's that time of the month.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
Uh you mean you're pay day?
Speaker 4 (13:24):
Don't I pray to the shirt?
Speaker 6 (13:26):
Did you think you're calling America's Hottest life?
Speaker 8 (13:28):
Chaplain?
Speaker 1 (13:30):
Just want to jack in with Murray?
Speaker 6 (13:32):
Sorry, baby, he's out in La closing a deal with
George Clooney. Really no, not really, Actually he appears to
be picking his nose and coming to the new issue
of Playboy.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
You know, maybe that's why he's not in La closing
the deal with George Clooney could do?
Speaker 6 (13:48):
Hey, asking yourself, I'm paid him for you.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
Hey, nugget by back that finger out music to push
line too?
Speaker 2 (13:56):
Jim Boy, Bobby?
Speaker 1 (13:57):
What that all?
Speaker 6 (14:00):
Oh? Please to be right with you?
Speaker 4 (14:01):
Thank you?
Speaker 6 (14:03):
Hello, Jimbo minute? Yeah, Hey had big news. We just
made up some brand new Jimbo and Bobby press kits,
and yesterday one of them got me a major nibble.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
Really what happened?
Speaker 6 (14:15):
Well, I paid a little visit to our friends at
soap Stone Pictures.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
Soap Stone Picture Ah, you've heard of them? Not really.
Speaker 6 (14:23):
Well, it's a small regional studio. The head guy's an
old friend of mine. I went by his office to
drop your kid off personally, And and his secretary is
this really hot little redhead named Susie. We got to
talking in the lobby, you know, one thing led to another,
and well I've got a date with her this Friday night.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
Well good for you. So anyway, what about our press kit?
Speaker 6 (14:46):
Press kit?
Speaker 1 (14:46):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (14:47):
I forgot to show it to the guy. I guess
they just got so wrapped up talking to Susie it
kind of slipped my mind.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
I thought you said, we got a major nibble.
Speaker 6 (14:54):
I did from Susie hot Stamp.
Speaker 11 (14:58):
Goal are you're supposed to be working for Murray? Turns
out you're just looking out for yourself as usual. You
don't spend five minutes a day thinking about our career.
I bet you don't even listen.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
To the show.
Speaker 6 (15:09):
Oh that's not true. In fact, I listened to your
show every single day last week.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
All right, tell me some of the stuff you heard.
Speaker 6 (15:16):
Well, let's see you interviewed that guy, what guy? That
the race car guy? Which one the one that drives
the race car? And you had that comedy guy on too,
Which one the one that's got the new album? Or
maybe it was a DVD? Uh huh?
Speaker 1 (15:33):
What else?
Speaker 6 (15:35):
Let's see you? Uh oh, oh, you did that thing?
Speaker 1 (15:37):
What page? You know that thing?
Speaker 6 (15:39):
You know, the one you thought was really great and
everybody else thought was kind of dumb. But they all
played along and you thought they were laughing with you,
But they're really laughing at you.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
Well that's probably just a luggy yes, Jimbo.
Speaker 6 (15:52):
Relaxed, babe, Everything's gonna work out fine. Give the new
press kits a chance to work that magic? Were you?
Speaker 1 (15:58):
Murray We've been on your client list for twenty five years.
You've never once come through with a big deal for.
Speaker 6 (16:04):
Ooh, back it down on nuts, babe. You're never gonna
land the big time gigs. You're always looking at Doc
pissed off at the world thing.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
It's not the world. It's just one person in particular.
Oh really, who uh see if you can guess all right,
it's a person who's made a living for years trading
on my good name, the one who's supposed to have
my best interest at heart, but lets me down every time.
Speaker 6 (16:26):
Oh, I get it, Bobby, huh you know, just be
meaning me. I knew that guy was gonna be trouble
from the very beginning. Let's day, let's do a private
meeting later. We'll hash it all out in the meantime,
just to act like nothing's wrong. What so Yeah, I'll
get back to you on that. I think the look
out thing. Hey, listen, let's do the inches thing later.
(16:47):
Have you a machine called my machine and give my
love to my best style Bobby.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
That's Billy him too and Jimbo.
Speaker 8 (16:53):
Why call me.
Speaker 12 (17:00):
Captain's log Start eight one eight zero zero, Big show,
the crew and I have encountered the strange new alien race.
They appear basically humanoids, but they seem to be covered
by a strange gravy like substance. They're called John Bull
(17:20):
and Billy, commanders of something called the Big Show.
Speaker 2 (17:28):
Captain, Oh, good morning, it's a big shawn a radio.
Speaker 1 (18:07):
Oh yeah, it's Friday. Get out Friday mornings soon, get
out blood pumping and before eleven o'clock tonight. Mister, you
better find yourself another line of work that when sure,
don't fix your pistols. One hundred and six miles to Chicago.
Speaker 9 (18:25):
We got a full tank of gas, half a pack
of cigarettes.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
It's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.
Speaker 4 (18:31):
Hit it.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
I hate work. I hate work. I hate work. I've
been having a very bad day.
Speaker 6 (18:50):
I don't.
Speaker 1 (19:17):
Don't They just just.
Speaker 5 (19:20):
She's doing work, work, work, work, work, work work work.
Speaker 6 (19:43):
Hey, man, what are we gonna do?
Speaker 1 (19:44):
Man? We gotta get out of here.
Speaker 3 (19:46):
We have a life.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
I mean, do you do anything inside this creepy stuff?
What do you do for fun?
Speaker 6 (19:52):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (19:52):
No, we don't have fun.
Speaker 13 (19:53):
We just we just work.
Speaker 5 (19:54):
Here's here's our fun.
Speaker 3 (19:55):
Right work work work, work, work, work, work work.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
Well, I realized, my that makes a lot of money,
but you see he's not giving me anything.
Speaker 8 (20:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (20:03):
Weekend, Saturday Sunday the time between work and war.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
Work, the time when you go out looking for happiness
and end up hunched over somewhere else's toilet. The weekend
things are at their darkest. Pal it's a brave man
a party.
Speaker 4 (20:18):
All is will taste you is cool. Buzz I'm five, Oh.
Speaker 1 (21:06):
Dolly, arm after day.
Speaker 4 (21:12):
I check pay.
Speaker 1 (21:19):
Work, work, what what?
Speaker 4 (21:20):
What?
Speaker 9 (21:21):
What?
Speaker 4 (21:21):
What's what's work? This do?
Speaker 1 (21:38):
Good morning? Got the Big Show on the radio coming up?
We played John Boys everyday went against one hundred twenty
dollars worth of bullsnot cleaning products made in the USA,
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(21:59):
it right here here. Admit as first, we're excited about
our featured track from the Big Show bit box. We
usually play it final break of the Big Show. Uh
so uh today TIMS owners are picking every NFL game
of course this weekend, so it'll change to a football season.
But we got it right here for you. The key
word is payday. It is called Marty's Big pay Day.
(22:21):
Here's what that is all about. Good morning, A big
show is on the radio. Talk about it. Oh, come on,
come on, Marty, come on. Oh it's funny. Came up, Marty.
Speaker 3 (22:38):
We're going to talk about our parent company.
Speaker 1 (22:41):
They may not know it yet, they're gonna find.
Speaker 9 (22:46):
It.
Speaker 1 (22:46):
Yeah, employee that Trumobilly radio network ahead of affiliate syndication sales,
syndication sales. Thank you very much, Marty is just he
a key person in the organization.
Speaker 3 (22:58):
Johnny doesn't even know what his job Tipen is.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
I know he's Yeah, he must be doing something good,
because what what was your net pay for two weeks? Marty?
Let's see? Well, first of all, what was your gross?
All right, my gross?
Speaker 13 (23:11):
Let's see one million, one million, ninety two thousand and
forty nine dollars and thirty three cents.
Speaker 3 (23:21):
But of course, after the government gets let me make
what sales are booming?
Speaker 1 (23:25):
Yeah, sales are good. What did you what did you
net that much?
Speaker 13 (23:29):
Said on that Wait a minute, now, I do have
a four to one K program, and I do have
medical insurance in my wife myself, and it was five
hundred and seventy two thousand, four hundred and nineteen dollars
and seventy four centsly only, So I called making our
illustrious leader and I and I said, is there.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
Something you need to tell me?
Speaker 13 (23:49):
And he says, what do you mean? I said, have
I been?
Speaker 4 (23:52):
You know? Let go?
Speaker 1 (23:53):
What's you fired? That might have been your severance package?
Speaker 13 (23:56):
Well, if Ceverne package, I'd like to get fired immediately.
Speaker 1 (24:00):
As a matter of fact, I was wishing for that.
Speaker 13 (24:01):
Then I call Randy, you know, and I'm talking to Randy,
and Randy says, you know what you would hear from
me if.
Speaker 1 (24:06):
It happened to me, if this happened to him. Nothing.
We don't know what happened to him.
Speaker 9 (24:14):
And for those of you who don't know much about
the radio business, that's way high.
Speaker 1 (24:21):
Congratulation, Marty. We won't take the money back. But you
are employee of the week. It's like, shame on you.
Speaker 7 (24:28):
You're the quarterback for this whole thing, and you don't
even know what job titles people have around that. Marty
Lambert director of affiliate relations to know something to do
with affiliates. I mean, it wasn't that long ago you
had Barry Hobson our chief engineer listed as a Big
Show listener.
Speaker 1 (24:47):
Johnny doesn't know half the people.
Speaker 4 (24:50):
What.
Speaker 7 (24:50):
I'll give you fifty bucks if you can tell me
the last name of six employees.
Speaker 5 (24:54):
Wait, wait, wait, Billy James excluding Billy every week.
Speaker 3 (25:00):
Wait a minute, who's that?
Speaker 1 (25:02):
I'll give you one hundred dollars if you can spell
my last name.
Speaker 7 (25:07):
Every time he writes from your check to reimburse me something,
he spells my last name different.
Speaker 3 (25:12):
Randy Boob's ribbling.
Speaker 1 (25:15):
I never can't remember if it was one Z and
two l's or two season one L to know me,
so he puts three of each. Oh man, Yeah, but
uh anyway, Yeah, I need to get some no, no,
some more my employees, yeah, and calling them baby doctor
and partner getting it no more? All right, Well this
(25:38):
little things grow. Man. You said, just you don't how
to keep up with Billy and you came your name. Yeah,
she like learn how to spell it.
Speaker 4 (25:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (25:45):
But Randy's title is uh, please executive something. I know
it's executive producing producer producer of the Big Show. Right,
all right?
Speaker 7 (25:58):
And Johnny had me put on his business card is
title double knot spot.
Speaker 1 (26:03):
I swear I always want to have a business card.
Speaker 7 (26:07):
And Billy's Billy Johnny actually told me what to put
on Billy's Billy James. It says underneath it the and
Billy guy for that. What's Cookie's real name? Cookie's a nickname,
Cookie Eddings the real name, not her last name, Cookie,
No Cosmo.
Speaker 1 (26:31):
Elizabeth. That's right, brother, girl at the front. That you
the girl that you go. Barbara's exception, Barbara, All right,
I'll found out Barbara. Now, oh right there, it is
(26:53):
Marty's big pay day. You're happy to know. It was
a mistake.
Speaker 9 (26:58):
Ruined it.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
Man, Ah, y'all, Let's play John Boy Jeopardy. Let's jump
right in here. The original marketing slogan for this still
very popular line of toys was won't hurt babies or
old people?
Speaker 3 (27:14):
Is it slinky sleeky?
Speaker 6 (27:17):
No?
Speaker 1 (27:18):
But I can see how you could get hurt with
one of those. Sure, what y'all got one? Eight hundred
big show you told free line across America? We played
John Boy Jeopardy next, Good morning. It's a big show
(27:54):
on the radio. You gotta miss any a big show.
You don't have to anymore. The John Boy Billy Lake
Rogers podcast, available every Monday though Friday, after we finished
with a broadcast, you can make it easy subscribe to
us with a free iHeartRadio app. And we got to
sell that for you the Big Show dot com as well.
Right now. That's why Yes live across America. It's John
(28:19):
boy chaff I don't know, and now your host. He
was really happy for Marty when he heard about this
million dollar payday mistake until he figured out, oh Marty
works for us. He's John Boy thank you. I'd say
hey to Leland out of Augusta, Georgia, Good morning, Leland?
(28:43):
Is that you buddy?
Speaker 13 (28:46):
Uh?
Speaker 6 (28:46):
No, is not?
Speaker 1 (28:48):
Let me see Jackie one guy here if I got
Derek and King's poor woman, Leland? Are you on this line?
Speaker 14 (28:56):
Yes, sir?
Speaker 1 (28:57):
Hey, all right, I just got lines cross here. Good Leland.
Jackie says you got the first shot at John Boyd
Jeopardy this morning, so let's jump in here. The original
marketing slogan for this still very popular line of toys
was won't hurt babies or old people? What's you got?
(29:18):
All right? What you got? Leyland? I ain't got an
answer for John Boyd. So we went through all that
and then you didn't have an answer. Perfect. I'm well
Taylor actually stood up and spiked.
Speaker 3 (29:40):
Some metal toys. Very dangerous.
Speaker 1 (29:42):
All right, what e one won't hurt babies or yeah,
it will not hurt them. I think he could hurt
them there so I can see the mistake him. Well, Leland,
we appreciate you participating, buddy, glad you listening to us
standing down, Agusta, thank you. You have a great day.
All right, then let's go. This should be Derek in Kingsport, Tennessee.
(30:06):
Is that you, Derek? Yes, sir, all right, Boddy welcome,
all right, your turn. This won't hurt babies or old people.
Speaker 14 (30:18):
Uf ball, nurf ball, let's see, yes it is.
Speaker 1 (30:33):
I love it when the googlers milk their part, their
good work. Body one hundred and twenty dollars worth of
bulls not cleaning products. Head over the Kingsport for you. Wow,
appreciate it. Brother in a longtime follower and the first
time collar. And I'll bring me back on Rice to
(30:53):
beach on John Mersus Pier and Krystal Pier. Man. Awesome, Derek.
We'll look at you getting in here and win and
body gratulations.
Speaker 8 (31:03):
Man.
Speaker 4 (31:08):
I love it.
Speaker 1 (31:09):
Man, if we've been driving so many years and get
in on the Big Show when the contests, you know,
then it happens in Leyland. Answer, Leyland, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (31:21):
Answer, I'm shocked.
Speaker 1 (31:27):
Already has a good advice if you're gonna google the answers. Look,
I spend hours and hours and hours of my life
looking up these Jeopardy questions, and I know you're gonna
google them. But you know when you milk your part
by going, oh, whoa what you really sound dumber not smarter?
(31:47):
Leland was a smart sound. I don't know, honestly, I
love that guy. All right. Well, one of our games
a slice alive here on the Big Show and whatever.
(32:33):
Good morning. This will make showing the radio. If you
haven't seen the number one movie in America, our movie
reviewer has over the hold ab our days ready to go,
or I will tell you a brand new script in
the playhouse coming up in less than twenty minutes. Well,
he's been back in a cinema and he's brave the
summer heat to come in and fill us in on
(32:54):
Hollywood's latest Welcome back Rabbi myron Bergsteam Show, HOI homies happening?
John Boyam, Well, I'll say you're wearing your summer clothes.
Speaker 5 (33:05):
Yeah, you know why it's summer, your bastard. I'm too
old to wear that heavy wolf stuff. I got this
one made special. Well, it was very sharp.
Speaker 1 (33:16):
It's moisture vicking. Don't be jealous.
Speaker 3 (33:19):
Drink Gata had not hated as I'm.
Speaker 1 (33:23):
Guessing you went to see the biggest movie of the summer.
Speaker 3 (33:26):
Good guess, since I told you that before we went
on the AA.
Speaker 1 (33:29):
You're bastard.
Speaker 5 (33:33):
Yeah, I was gonna see that Tornado movie, but the
great grandkids wanted to see kiddie Pool.
Speaker 1 (33:38):
And Smithegean, dead Pool and Wolverine.
Speaker 3 (33:41):
Whatever you say.
Speaker 5 (33:42):
But I saw that it was raided off, so I thought, well,
I better check it out before I took the kids.
Speaker 3 (33:47):
And boy, I'm glad.
Speaker 1 (33:49):
I did pretty rough stuff.
Speaker 5 (33:51):
Hi swell rides, I never hide before, blood and guts everywhere,
jumping through time like.
Speaker 3 (33:58):
It was getting on a bush.
Speaker 2 (33:59):
It was.
Speaker 1 (34:00):
Did you like it?
Speaker 4 (34:01):
No?
Speaker 1 (34:02):
I loved it.
Speaker 3 (34:04):
I didn't know what the hell was going on, but
I had a ball.
Speaker 5 (34:09):
I can't tell you the spoilers because I don't know
what any of it meant to who those people were.
Speaker 1 (34:13):
It was great. Well, you know, I have to ask
how was the cat Well.
Speaker 5 (34:18):
I gotta tell you, Kiddy Pool and Smithereen great together,
like the Odd Couple, but with more entrails. I could
have done with less poop mouth, but the chemistry between
East Hov was fantastic. Kitty Pool was hilarious, but my
favorite was Smithereen, played by this generation's greatest actor, Hugh Beaumont.
Speaker 1 (34:39):
No, that was Beaver's dad. You're thinking of Hugh Jackman.
Who not who Hugh Jackman. I thought that was the
geezer that perved out on all them young girls. That's
Hugh Hefner.
Speaker 5 (34:54):
I thought that was the cowboy actor who played the
viant ope on the TV. That was Hugh O'Brien. So
that was the guy who played the pill head doctor
who could cure anyone.
Speaker 1 (35:03):
That was Hugh Laurie.
Speaker 3 (35:06):
I thought that was the English guy who liked hookers.
Speaker 1 (35:08):
That's Hugh Grant.
Speaker 5 (35:11):
I thought that was the guy from Minnesota that always
agreed with everything you said. That's Hugh Betcha. I thought,
I give Tata a second on. I thought that was
the giant duck and the diaper. That's baby Hughey. So
(35:32):
who the hell are I thinking of? Hugh Jackman.
Speaker 1 (35:34):
Listen.
Speaker 3 (35:35):
He never would have got all those girls without that magazine.
Speaker 1 (35:38):
What a racket.
Speaker 6 (35:39):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (35:40):
I'm gonna have to say something. If you want to
be in the magazine, what do you say? It wasn't
old age, It was the sex along with it that
killed me.
Speaker 1 (35:50):
What the way to go?
Speaker 6 (35:51):
Now?
Speaker 1 (35:51):
The movies?
Speaker 5 (35:52):
Oh, ten yamackers out of five, don't take the kids.
My only complain is that they had an al writing
and there's no oh nudity none? What did I kill
you to put some boobies away?
Speaker 1 (36:05):
None? I'd have settled for one, a good one, but one.
Speaker 5 (36:10):
It ain't like Hollywood and full of trashy dames just
dying to pump that top off. But I guess they
got all the things to worry about, like hiring all
their friends and having a good time asking around.
Speaker 3 (36:20):
Well, we all setting the doc there and they're waiting
for a nipple.
Speaker 1 (36:25):
I even said through the credits, hoping for quick thinkable
with a nice rack and nothing.
Speaker 3 (36:30):
Well, you can all go to hell, okay, but thanks
for keeping it clean.
Speaker 1 (36:35):
Go in peace.
Speaker 3 (36:36):
Hey Tana, if you want to be on the radio,
we're gonna have to see something. You shn't see him
that night.
Speaker 1 (36:42):
It's cheaper. Good morning, there's a big show on the radio.
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Speaker 5 (37:54):
Burt Born here with another poems sweating edition of John
Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode the Smiling Corpses. As
our story opens, the county coroner gets a visit from
the Chief of police. Oh hey, chief, what brings you
down to this neck of the woods in the middle
of the night.
Speaker 3 (38:11):
Nice to see you, Chauncey.
Speaker 4 (38:12):
The boys tell me you had a rash of smiling corpses.
Speaker 3 (38:16):
Yep, not uncommon, but unusual to have three in a row.
Can I have a look?
Speaker 4 (38:20):
Sure?
Speaker 3 (38:21):
First, we have this one. He's a Frenchman Maurice Hansen,
aged forty two. Cause of death was heart failure. Died
with a smile on his face while knocking boots with
his mistress. Yeah, that French food will get you every time. Yes,
that is a fact.
Speaker 5 (38:36):
Number two Meet Jack Jarvis Esquire, Scotsman died with a
smile on his face after winning ten grand and a
lottery scratch ticket.
Speaker 3 (38:43):
I guess you could say the ticket did in his ticker.
That's a good one. I had to think about that.
Speaker 1 (38:51):
Thanks.
Speaker 3 (38:52):
Now this one is a bit more shocking President Joe Biden,
Well maybe ex president is more like it. Holy what
in the world now? Before you ask, there's no signs
of foul play. He was struck by lightning.
Speaker 1 (39:05):
Good lord?
Speaker 3 (39:07):
Why is he smiling When he.
Speaker 5 (39:09):
Saw the flash? He thought he was having his picture taken.
And we hope you enjoyed John Boy and Billy Playhouse.
Speaker 3 (39:22):
Are you sure he's dead? Has he tried to sniff
your hair?
Speaker 5 (39:27):
Tune in next time when we'll hear Nancy Pelosi returning
the lightning machine.
Speaker 1 (39:31):
Saying, hey, big man, let me hold a dollar.
Speaker 8 (39:41):
Hey, this is Greg Warren. Do you even want to
find bigfoot son? Because you don't act like it. You
sit here and you listen to John Boy and Billy
on the Big Show. The show ain't that big Son,
Bigfoot's Big.
Speaker 1 (40:26):
Good Morning, and it's a big show on the radio. Man,
we're just halfway through this award winning broadcast. We got
the mayor of Dismal sept Something happening there. This wee
get that is in minutes. That's just next. Then we're
(40:47):
gonna be the plugging Tom caps Old Tom Sorens will
pick every NFL game this weekend before we get out
of here. Oh God, then get to it, Big Joe
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