September 6, 2024 • 40 mins
Friday (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, Happy Friday y’all!.. - we’ll get the drum banging done early this week.. - We’ll have a little fun with our Director of Network Sales, Marty after a huge payroll mistake lands in his account.. - The Not Ready for Drive-Time Players take on a new script entitled, “The One Nighter”.. - Sports Guru Tom Sorensen kicks off his first week of picks for this week in the NFL .. - Comedian Greg Warren tells what life was like growing up as the son of a High School Football Coach..
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Good morning, Big Shows on the radio. Hang on for
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for ten minutes. Well, there's always something exciting happening in
the little coastal community of Dismal Seepage, South Carolina. Final
the latest happenings. We got our old friend on the phone,
Mayor Merwin co fiddleswoop, mister Mayor, are you there?
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (00:46):
Well, good, thank you for joining us house things in
Disimal Seepage.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Well, you know, John Boy, there's never a dull moment
here in the armpit of the South. We're gearing up
for big doings this weekend. The first annual Dismal Seapitch
Tolerance Festival.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
A Tolerance Festival. So what's that all about?
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Well, John Boy, I'm sure you're well aware of the
situation in the world today. A lot of people out
there are mad about what the other person believes and
can't bear the fact that not everyone believes as they do.
It reaches across the spectrum, from political ideology to sports
rivalries to religious affiliations. Those people have lost their love
(01:32):
of humanity and forsaken the benevolence of the simple act
of tolerance. And I think I speak for all of
us when I say, damn it, I hate those people.
Uh huh. I caught you beag at tolerance. Yes, I
learned that from watching CSI Miami. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Well, it's easy to fall into that trap. So what
prompting all this?
Speaker 2 (01:57):
Well, John Boy, it did mistek. A group from overseas
recently purchased a large parcel of land in town here,
and they're going to build a mosque.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
A mosque that's outrageous.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
But you're doing the intolerance thing again.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Oh sorry?
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Well, truthfully, John Boy, who reacted much the same as
we all did. But then I thought, you know what,
let's just reach out to them and show them that
not everyone is intolerant of their beliefs. And boy, oh boy,
did that ever start the biggest real estate boom we've
seen in our little burg since the Carpet Barn opened
an outlet store.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
Really, well, I guess that's a good thing.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
And how not long after the announcement, a bunch of
businesses moved to town here and after we go through
the groundbreaking for the mosque, will be cutting the ribbon
on all of them this weekend.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
Wow. Well, I have to ask what sort of businesses
were drawn to town by the mosque?
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Thank you for asking. John Boy, Ain't a well known
nightclub owner, bought two lots, one next door and one
across the street from the mosque site. One is an
alternative lifestyle club called the Turban Cowboy, and the other
one is a gentleman's club called You Mecca, Me Crazy.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
I don't want to rain on your parade, Mayor, But
aren't you worried that those businesses will offend the folks
at the mosque?
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Oh heavens no, John Boy, that tolerance Street is in
one way. I'm sure they'll be fined with it, just
like the big new barbecue restaurant on the block. Iraq
of ribs. They specialize in pork, as does the new
specialty meat shop, the INFIDELI. That same area has a
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new lodge Race store called Victoria keeps No Secrets, with
something for everyone, including this year's hot item, a pekaboo burka.
It's hard for me to describe without getting flustered, but
I think you get the idea. You can't see the faith,
but pretty much everything is up for grabs. And now
(04:08):
we got a new liquor store that opens on the
same block.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Well, what's that called more hammered? I don't know. Do
you really think this is gonna fly? With a mosque?
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Listen, John, boy, when they met with us here in
the city government, we were hesitant to greed light something
like a mosque. But when they started talking about how
intolerant we were, big of their religious beliefs and really
hit home. And these establishments give THEYM a like opportunity
to show their tolerance. Everybody wins. In the words of
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Martin Luther King, can we all just get along?
Speaker 1 (04:46):
I believe that was said by Rodney King.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
Really, boy, he had it coming, didn't he not?
Speaker 1 (04:53):
You?
Speaker 2 (04:55):
That's okay. I'm not up for re election any times
through so take that chip off your shoulder and come
on down the Dismal Secrets this weekend for the Big
Tolerance Festival. All are welcome, No children please. Going about tolerance, well,
we're not fanatics about it.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
Three two one I love.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
Hey, I love the way Tiler talks to in a
different sort of way. Play beating the blind one ain't
under big show you told? Free line click out on
air contest one and two. If you can't get too Mike,
call you. We playing eggs? Why not? Good morning, that's
(06:02):
a big show on the radio. Hey man, I've got
to day you about my boy Carla cooton Kevin Sport
Show on the Obama Tailgate Show on the YouTube channel,
drops every Saturday afternoon. It's entitled Gayton and Grilling. So
that's very important the title of it. Thank you for
boying that l that's entail Gayton grilling sauce. He didn't
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yep eyting and grilling. Okay, all right, now let's play
a little game we call beater blonde. Yeah, let's meet
our contestant. He is Greg out of Coleman, Alabama. Good morning, Greg?
Speaker 4 (06:44):
Who who?
Speaker 1 (06:50):
Well? What you mean?
Speaker 2 (06:54):
Ah? Greg?
Speaker 1 (06:55):
You know what we're gonna do. Asked you some questions,
you agree or disagree, Get two bells for two buzzers,
and you will win a big old price bag. All right, buddy,
but it's nearer with them. According to an old Chinese proverbs.
Speaker 5 (07:13):
Are there any young one?
Speaker 1 (07:15):
This isn't a guy like you usually getting fortune cookies?
You notice they don't they give you numbers? Are they
supposed to be your lucky.
Speaker 5 (07:22):
You're supposed to flip it over and see your Yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
Numbers are on the backside. Agree with you? The wonder
is born. I agree with you. The messages you know,
it's like you will soon stand up. Well, we're not
dealing with those of This is an old Chinese proverb.
What will you always find? Behind every successful man?
Speaker 5 (07:48):
Behind a rear end, you could bounce a quarter off,
am I right?
Speaker 2 (07:52):
Girls?
Speaker 5 (07:59):
Turning the table, behind every successful man, you will find
a woman?
Speaker 1 (08:05):
A woman, yes, not necessarily successful, just a woman.
Speaker 5 (08:09):
Well if he's successful, then okay, I.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
See you're trying to get in her head for you?
There Greg, a woman, Greg? Do you agree or disagree?
According to that old Chinese proverb, I agree and other
(08:34):
successful men that's not poetic. Yeah, I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
I don't swing that way.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
Things have changed this old ancient China, the way that
I think we're still better on the women than they
are to this day though. Yes, okay, there is one
buzzard for you, Greg, all right, we need a bail
right here, taya. For hundreds of years, goats were given
the nickname the poor man's what.
Speaker 5 (09:07):
Poor man's poodle, porn man's poodle?
Speaker 1 (09:14):
Huh?
Speaker 5 (09:15):
The poor man's cow, the.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
Poor man's cow as Greg, do you agree or disagree?
Speaker 2 (09:23):
I agree with that?
Speaker 1 (09:24):
All right, Well that was the thing to do. Yes,
good work. There's the cow and there's the bell. So
here we go for the winder lostter. According to the
US Commerce Department, what is the most popular natural attraction
in America?
Speaker 5 (09:42):
I know it used to be more Ghanna dising band.
The natural attraction in America would be the Grand Canyon?
Speaker 1 (09:54):
The Grand Canyon? Greg, agree or disagree? I have to
agree with her on that.
Speaker 4 (10:01):
All who weld it was.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
Well, good work, Greg. Happy to send that prize back
to you down Common. I appreciate you. No, I got
one little shout out. It's a shout out to the
whole crew and the grove park in all right, man, Oh, Greg,
did you make it up to one of our comedy classics?
Speaker 6 (10:34):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (10:35):
Absolutely, set out on the sunset, Dick with the on
and head. Toddy miss her body, so glad he's been
with all these years. Glad you won you Hang on, Jackie,
hook you up? Why am I a got? Were on
(11:01):
top of your news? Ride on down the side on time?
Cats over this Friday except Timber the sixth Reb and
good make the same.
Speaker 6 (11:39):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one export.
Speaker 3 (11:58):
Oh wait, good letter to get your letter?
Speaker 2 (12:11):
I love those letters you got to say.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
Oh boy there John Boy and Billy.
Speaker 7 (12:23):
After hearing Marcy laughing on the radio this morning, I
felt obligated to write.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
Could you ask her?
Speaker 7 (12:30):
Was she born in Cumberland, Kentucky about twenty years ago?
What I'm getting at is I just got out of
prison after serving a twenty year sentence for making it
with a goose.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
I think she may be my daughter.
Speaker 7 (12:42):
Speaking of Goose, could you tell Randy the nutcracker called
and wants his jaws back.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
Jackie. She'll get someone to watch her twins while she's
at work. She keeps bringing those kids to the radio station.
There's no telling how screwed up they will become after
being exposed to Robert d. Rayford.
Speaker 8 (12:58):
Ha ha ha ha ha.
Speaker 7 (13:00):
This guy's done some hard time. Either of you ever
doubts the Good Lord has a sense of humor. Take
a good look at Red Fred. Sincerely, I be Ornie.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
That hurts coming from a guy who dated a goose.
Speaker 6 (13:22):
John Boy and Billy.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
He just didn't a water bowler. Good morning, rad yell
dumb right, good morning. It's a big show the radio.
(13:59):
Some ready's songs and picking every NFL game this weekend. Uh,
you can chack it later on the John Bonebilly Facebook page.
The John Won Billy podcast, Our Late Risers podcast will
be on there. Go go hook up with him in
twenty minutes and then the last break of the big show.
(14:19):
You're gonna pick every NFL game this weekend, all right,
some reason, do not hear it? Gotta go to the podcast.
You gotta check it. Getting set up for that, all right,
get down, you heed to google that. Let's go see
(14:40):
if they lost Andrew snow here they are, okay, okay,
let's bring in the boys. That's all that.
Speaker 8 (14:46):
John Black Black, Randy Tata Salad crazy Pollock man. Hey Jackie,
how you doing that? Boo boo boo. Please to be
with y'all this morning here on the large broadcast. Missus
since said, I wanted to tell both to you girls.
The Blessed Hope Ladies Bible Study getting ready to start
up again next week. She came to them the other day,
(15:07):
said they want to change the time from Tuesday morning
to Tuesday evening. Said a lot of women at the
church say they're too busy during the day, but if
we could do it in the evening after the husbands
get home to watch kids, that work better for them.
I said, well, I don't know what time you talking
about doing it. She said seven to nine pm. I said, whoa,
I ain't too sure about that. You know, it's a
lot of strange people running ound here at night. She said, Ernie,
(15:31):
calm down. I know how to take care of myself.
I said, all right, let me ask you this. Say
you coming out of the church one night at nine
o'clock and there's some old crazy fool out there in
the pocket lot with evil intentions.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
What would you do?
Speaker 8 (15:44):
She said, Well, first thing I do is reach down
to pull my skirt up and showing my legs. I
said what he said, yeah, and then I stand there
till he made his move. I said, woman, what are
you gonna do that for? She said, cause I figured
I can run a whole lot faster with my skirt
pulled up. And he came with his breeches around his ants.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
Going short.
Speaker 8 (16:07):
Ladies, Bible study would be next Tuesday, seven to nine pm.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
We'll see you there.
Speaker 8 (16:12):
Turn now a crazy food and I just met up.
We had having a big show parking lot ladies and gentlemen. Here.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
He's good. Hi, Thanks everybody.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
Turn that.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
I bought that whole gag. I tell y'all almost didn't
make it here this morning.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
I had a night bar about two o'clock last night.
Scared me some bad.
Speaker 4 (16:28):
I didn't get away use sleep the whole rest of
the night. It's plumb awful.
Speaker 1 (16:32):
What was it? Well?
Speaker 4 (16:34):
I dreamed I was old the beach out in Hawaii,
beautiful day, sud shined, nice breeze blowing off the ocean,
and the world finals of the Best Hawaiian Tropic Bkiti Contest.
What's going on right there on the beach, say twenty
four beautiful baby dolls? Where the tedious bikities you ever
saw it?
Speaker 1 (16:53):
You're live? What's so awful about that?
Speaker 4 (16:56):
That's the third one from the end on the right headside. Father,
it's all salesman checks in the hotels. These two women
at the bar, they sitting side by side. They dressed
exactly a lot. Now, one of them's kind of played
and holy, but the other one is the most beautiful
girl he's ever seen. Guy sits down next to the
(17:17):
good looking and says, mayam, let me buy you and
your friend to dread. She says, we're not friends, we're sisters.
So guy hits it off with the party. What he's
trying to figure out how to get rid of her
ugly sister. Finally, he says, sweetie, I sure would like
to invite you up to my room. Tell you's sister.
You'll catch up with her later. What party says, I
can't do that? He said, why, I says, or where
(17:40):
Siamese twins? God looks now, sure enough two gals are
joined in the hill. Well, the ugly sister leaves over says, hey,
it ain't no problem, I'll go along with you. This
happens to us all the time. Well, Guy's had a
few the other sisters so good looking that well, he
agrees us. So the three of them go upstairs. Guy says, well,
(18:01):
this is kind of awkward. Ugly sister says no, no,
let's have a seat on the cows. Now, you pull
that top sheet off the bed and handed to me.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
Do you like music?
Speaker 4 (18:11):
Well, she pulls a harmonica out of her pocket book
and says, you too, have fun. I'm gonna put the
sheet over my head and played by harmonic. Well, about
an hour later, two girls get up head back home.
Well it was six months later. A sister is walking
down the street in front of the same hotel day
see the business man walking out in the front door
party says, look, Sidney, there's that guy we met at
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the bar at night.
Speaker 1 (18:34):
Let's go say hello.
Speaker 4 (18:36):
What The other sister says, well, do you think he'd
remember us?
Speaker 1 (18:45):
I tell that one. It's a good I might tell
the gain. Come on, let's get out of here. We
down we go. Hi, guys, this is Pablo Francisco. Here.
Speaker 9 (19:00):
One show, two men, seventeen jokes, John Boy and Billy.
The Big Show. It's the Pig Show, the Pic Show.
I tell you the pic Show.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
It's a big show on the radio. Yes, oh, usually
we here, I give it away, give it away, give
it away now, man when the give away my wonderful
thing for the week. But god, don't you complain about it?
But uh barn got hit by lightning. There's a big
dealing with that, and so I didn't have a chance
(20:09):
into the new wonderful thing before the week. You've you've
done much better excuses.
Speaker 2 (20:17):
Than this.
Speaker 1 (20:18):
Well it's a cool wonderful thing. Let's stay upbout another week.
And unused collectable ticket from the two thousand Legends of
Darlington budd Hole Day is autographed by David Pearson, so
very very popular item thousands y'all get your name in
the hats. So go ahead. I'll give you another week,
(20:39):
just even had you get enter at least once a day,
but no more than that.
Speaker 3 (20:42):
Let's be fair.
Speaker 1 (20:43):
It's right saving time for Tom Sorenson in minutes? Is
that open? The weekend of the NFL. Get into it,
big show roll I've had this might help. I'm just
in ahead now. Okay, feel good, but let's go. Good morning,
got the big show on the radio. That wordy word
(21:05):
game coming up for the Lord Tiger's Motorcycle Prize. Pack
ind minutes. But right now it is time. Finally, I man,
Tom Sornson will pick every NFL game this weekend. We'll
do it right at the end of the show like
we do every season. Let's welcome Tom to the big
show right now. Good morning, Tom, Good morning.
Speaker 3 (21:25):
I sense excitement.
Speaker 1 (21:26):
Yes, I'm excited. Man. Finally we got it opened up
last night and then tonight is kind of weird. Tom.
If you got peacock, you're gonna have to stream that game.
And I say, only way you're gonna see the Eagles
and the Packers in Brazil.
Speaker 10 (21:41):
I bought it last year for one game and then
as soon as I could, I dumped it. But yeah,
this'll be the first game the NFL has ever played
in South America, and it's biggest. It's twenty two million
population and it'll be you know where there are fans
of the NFL go And that's we need to get
(22:02):
used to that. Man.
Speaker 1 (22:04):
And some news off the field. San Francisco's rookie receiver
got shot doing a hold up.
Speaker 10 (22:13):
Yeah, he'd been signing autographs and he was walking home
and Union Square neighborhood in San Francisco Upscale neighborhood and
seventeen year old kid tried to grab his watch a
Rolics and Piersoll first round picks it.
Speaker 3 (22:27):
I don't think so.
Speaker 10 (22:28):
If off of the gun and the kid shot Piersall
in the chest and the kid himself was shot. But
he's gonna be okay, pierso is he'll miss four games
and then he will be fine.
Speaker 1 (22:38):
Okay, good news. Talking about artificial intelligence AI in NFL
Pick and Winners.
Speaker 3 (22:45):
Tom, Yeah, it was.
Speaker 10 (22:47):
It was on an analytics site and they this is
the first time they've done it, and the first game they.
Speaker 3 (22:53):
Picked was a Philly de Greek to beat.
Speaker 10 (22:55):
Green Bay twenty four point three to twenty two point nine.
And if they get that exactly right, I'm giving it
up and turning it over to eight.
Speaker 1 (23:07):
Oh okay, all your other sports. He he wrote, Joey Chestnut,
I mean Chestnut in the news.
Speaker 10 (23:17):
He ate eighty three hot dogs, which is a new
world record in ten minutes. And I know it was
on Labor Day, but he's still digesting.
Speaker 1 (23:27):
All right. Now, you're looking at a quarterback with third
pick in the NFL Draft. Do you play him immediately?
Speaker 10 (23:35):
I don't, And I like what New England is doing.
I mean You've seen some quarterbacks just getting beaten up
behind bad lines. You saw it here in Charlotte last
year with Bruce Young, and I think he can shake
it off. Not everybody does, but Drake may get from Charlotte,
played at UNC, really good quarterback, and New England took
him with a third pick and they say, just take
(23:56):
a seat for a will, learn from a veteran, and
you get your chance. And they said that's fine. And
it really makes sense because I think New England's the
worst team in football and they may have the worst
defensive line.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
Man and see, and that was our deal last year
with Bryce Young. You know, we didn't have no offensive line.
He was beat up. He was sacked like more than anybody.
I hope he can come back from it because sometimes
you can just ruin the guy. I mean, he can
play his Heisman winner let Alabama championship. What's the deal?
Speaker 10 (24:26):
You know, all they did the Panthers was they didn't
bring in any offensive lineman or receivers.
Speaker 3 (24:31):
Other than that, they made.
Speaker 10 (24:32):
It really easy for him. You know, the guy's about
my hight. The guy's five ten and he just got hammered.
But he never complained. He kept getting up, and I
just I think they're gonna be pretty good. Well, they're
going to be better than they were. They're gonna be
decent this season. I think Bryce's gonna be okay.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
All right, and I'm glad they are setting may goes Man.
He's a real deal. He's gonna be wonderful. I've got that,
all right, tom So hang on now, buddy, we're gonna
meet back here in just a little bit. You will
pick every game in the NFL, starting over the clean
slate this year. I can't wait, buddy, all right, hurry up,
(25:13):
you'll get us some contestants. Why I'm hot here. Let's
play some Morty Word one Ain't hundred Big show you
told free line, Come on play next Good morning. That's
(25:46):
a big show on the radio, going into your Friday.
Today's featuring track for the Big Show bit Box Marty's
Big Payday search for gee Word Payday trold to you
a bout the Bank of America Roll be four hundred Sunday,
October thirteenth, Short on the speedway over Lenk. When you
have to Big show dot comment ticket you get for tattoos.
Speaker 4 (26:04):
But what I went to everybody's head about the bedding word.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
That a worthy word. Let's meet their contestants. We got
Ricky and from Duncan, South Carolina. Good morning, Ricky, yes, fair, hey, mony, welcome.
And we got Walter down in Gilmourn, Texas. Good morning, Walter,
good morning, good morning. All right, turn down state and
(26:31):
you spent some time in now yes, oh Tiger and
Walter and combo and Ricky all right there, all right,
all right, dear Walter, you relax, me and Ricky we
go for the first thirty seconds. Are you ready, Ricky? Yes, sir?
All right? Clock now Wednesday night, did you go to
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church for the prayer? Yeah? Uh huh? Blank woods the
golfer woods. I got a blank by the tail, Ricky?
Are you playing? What's the name?
Speaker 5 (27:10):
What?
Speaker 1 (27:10):
No? In the in the jungle? A stripe? And what
a big cat? Yes, all right, she's married to the king.
Who is she?
Speaker 3 (27:21):
Queen?
Speaker 2 (27:21):
Yeah? Queen?
Speaker 1 (27:22):
Okay, income three on the board, big got.
Speaker 2 (27:31):
A Well.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
Let's see what Walter and Taylor can do for their
first round. Walter, are you ready, yes, sir, okay, and
go April fifteenth.
Speaker 5 (27:41):
You have to pay your what yes, sir?
Speaker 2 (27:45):
Uh?
Speaker 5 (27:46):
The when you're different than everybody else, you're not blank,
you're ab blank. You're not he's a little cuckoo. He's
not blank. Yeah, no, he's the opposite of that. He's
what he's you know, it's just a blank day. Nothing
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special about today. It's just a blank day.
Speaker 6 (28:15):
All right?
Speaker 1 (28:16):
That was funky, Reggie. We are still in. It's on.
We're leading three to one, three to one, and here
we go. This could be anybody's game. Look at me, Reggy,
are you ready? Body? Now we're picking up on that
last one. You should have been listening and thinking about. Okay,
(28:38):
starting the clock now. So what no, okay, everybody is
is what it's a it's just a blank day. Okay.
Speaker 3 (28:50):
Uh uh.
Speaker 1 (28:52):
Rhymes with when you have to wear a yes. Yes, yeah,
you know you're not my friend, you're my what.
Speaker 10 (29:01):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (29:01):
Uh huh?
Speaker 1 (29:03):
What was that ring the Yeah? All right, go to
Sunday morning and hear the minister waking. Yeah, but a
four on that three of seven score? They got no
over here to ring you let me know if you
(29:24):
don't be ringing the bell. That's the first time I
came in handy celebrating. Okay, all right, here we go.
So Walter and Tater, all you need is six to
tie and force over time. Okay, okay you ready, Walter, ready,
(29:45):
okay and go.
Speaker 5 (29:47):
Music nowadays is just blank. I like it. It hurts
my ears. It's what it doesn't make Yeah, but it's
just what what do.
Speaker 1 (29:57):
You call that?
Speaker 6 (29:57):
One?
Speaker 1 (29:57):
Is just what your parents would say, Yeah, your parents.
Speaker 5 (30:00):
Just call it this. It's just I only can't even
make it out. It's just blank to my ears.
Speaker 1 (30:04):
It's just.
Speaker 8 (30:06):
The first part of the word.
Speaker 5 (30:07):
The first part of the word is the opposite of yes.
Speaker 1 (30:10):
No, yes, there you go.
Speaker 3 (30:13):
All right.
Speaker 5 (30:14):
This person doesn't get paid, but they offer their services.
Speaker 1 (30:17):
They are a what volunteers three Ricky wins seven three.
But y'all made a little sabots now, I'm so proud
of you. Not good enough and Walter, that made you
can try again any time, Buddy, Well showing appreciate you.
Listen to all our many listeners down there and round Gilmoor, Texas.
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All right, you got it, Water and Reggie, look at
you down down and down in South Carolina, getting ready
to get the big old prize bag.
Speaker 3 (30:48):
That's fun.
Speaker 1 (30:49):
I ain't never before. John Boyd, all right, good work, well, hey, yeah,
that's right, good morning. Got the big show. On the
radio and its bit request time. Adam Mitchell out of Charlotte,
North Carolina says, guys, Greg Warren's football coach material is awesome.
(31:12):
Let's hear that perfect. Adam fits right in a man's
arnson getting ready to pick every NFL game this weekend.
We got Adam's request coming up next. Good morning, Big
(31:47):
shows on the radio. Hey man, you know football bit
requests from Adam Mitchell right here in Charlotte, North Carolina
talking with Greg Warren.
Speaker 11 (31:58):
My dad was a football coach, coach. I don't know
if I've told you, guys. He was a wrestling college
right right, ye, actually wrestle football coach. I'm a big
fan of football coaches. My favorite is the assistant high
school football coach, the guy that I like the most
because a lot of times he's been at the school
for about twenty five years and really the only problem
with him is he doesn't know anything about football. He'll
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always interrupt the head coach at exactly the wrong moment.
You know, the head coach will be giving a big speech.
All right, guys, bringing in listen up. For some of
you seniors, this maybe the last time you ever played football.
So I suggest you go out there and give it
everything you've got.
Speaker 4 (32:36):
Look, God, we need to get those permission slips signed
for the bank with because they're eighty nine of you boys,
and only eleven of you have signed up. That's not
going to cut it, Fellers. I love you, guys, but
we're not going to have a bike left you.
Speaker 2 (32:54):
That's all I.
Speaker 4 (32:54):
Got, Coach back of you. Thank thank you, Larry, thank you,
thank you. Let's just try and focus on the game
right now. All right, guys, At the beginning of this season,
I told you I would never lie to you, and
I'm not gonna light to you tonight. Honesty's best policy,
fellas always have been. All Right, Larry, the team we're
(33:18):
facing has more talent than we do, but they don't
have more heart.
Speaker 1 (33:23):
The way we win this game is we leave it
all on the field, you understand me. Leave everything on
the field.
Speaker 4 (33:30):
God, when coach says leave everything on the field, he's
not talking about your football helmets. Last week, five of
you boys left your helmets just setting there on the sideline,
just setting there. And it rained that night, and the
details came off and I had to be the one
sticking them back home and the district pays a lot of.
Speaker 1 (33:48):
Money for those helmets.
Speaker 4 (33:49):
Fell Larry, our coach, I'm just signing the district of
Larry football all your coach, Jesus Larry. All right, listen up, fellas,
and listen up good. This is the last thing I'm
gonna say. That whistle's gonna blow in about ten minutes.
And when it does, I want you hungry. I want
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you angry. I want you fired up. I want you crazy.
I want eleven crazy men on that field. Crazy fine
on the field, guys, But once you get back on
that school box, you need to settle it down.
Speaker 1 (34:24):
But the driver's got a lot of responsibility. Let met
a bunch of yay who's jumping around.
Speaker 12 (34:29):
Larry, shut up for you, Just shut up, dry. I'm
schecking your crap. I've been carrying you for twenty years.
I don't care if you are my wife's idiot brother.
She leaves me over this, it'll be worth it, do
you read me?
Speaker 10 (34:42):
Lyric?
Speaker 4 (34:43):
Loud and clear, coach, loud and clear. Everybody lose their
temper now, and there's nothing to feel bad about our football.
Speaker 1 (34:49):
I'll tell you what I'll finish up in here with
the boys. You set up outside they can turn their
permission slips into you on the way to the field.
It's called teamwork, fellas. Ho'll bet Fuddy wasn't paying attention.
(35:29):
Good morning, it's a big show on the radio, and
here we are week one of a brand new NFL
football season. Good morning again times I man Tom Sorenson,
here until the year with us on the big show.
Speaker 3 (35:43):
Thank good, good morning.
Speaker 1 (35:45):
Yes it is. Well, let's get going. We start right
here with a game tonight, Friday night game on the
Peacock Network in Brazil, Green Bay Packers of the Philadelphia Eagle.
Speaker 10 (36:06):
Boy, this one is gonna be good, and I wish
I could pick Green Bay, but I think Philly wins
a close one.
Speaker 1 (36:12):
Alrighty, we already know the AI thinks. Let's settle all
right there. Let's start Sunday afternoon, one pm Eastern on
CBS the Arizona Cardinals at the Buffalo Bills bore.
Speaker 10 (36:27):
Arizona is gonna be much improved. They can score, but
Buffalo at home. I'm gonna go with the Bills. Going
with the Bills.
Speaker 1 (36:34):
And then we got our Carolina Panthers down playing the
New Orleans Saints.
Speaker 10 (36:40):
I tried so hard to pick Carolina because they can
win to win this one, but in the Dome, I
gotta go with the home team, So going to Saints.
Speaker 1 (36:51):
We got Houston Texans at the Indianapolis Colts.
Speaker 3 (36:55):
Houston's gonna be good and there'll be one of the
rare road teams that wins this week. So I'm going Houston.
Speaker 1 (37:01):
Going on the road. Then we got Jacksonville at Miami.
Speaker 3 (37:06):
I think Miami is another team that's really gonna be good.
Speaker 2 (37:09):
Man.
Speaker 3 (37:09):
They they're fast Ofphins got faster, and they win this one.
Speaker 1 (37:14):
Won't be cooks the Dolphins. Then we got your Minnesota
Vikings at the New York Giants.
Speaker 10 (37:21):
Boy, this was one of the toughest games to pick,
but I'm not so much picking the Vikings is picking.
Speaker 3 (37:27):
Against the Giants. So Mike's won a close one, right.
Speaker 1 (37:31):
And there those New England Patriots at the Cincinnati Bengals.
Speaker 3 (37:35):
I'll tell you, I think this one is a lock.
Speaker 10 (37:39):
The line is Cincinnati by eight and a half and
they're gonna win this one, easily, win it in double figures.
And the Bengals are my first lock of the season.
Speaker 1 (37:49):
Lock of the weekness of the season, long of the week.
All right. Then we got the Pittsburgh Steelers at the
Atlanta Falcons.
Speaker 10 (37:57):
Atlanta is gonna be sneaky good and they they will
win this one and it won't be close to Okidogi.
Speaker 1 (38:03):
Then we got Tennessee the Titans at the Chicago Bears.
Speaker 3 (38:08):
Man, I don't know.
Speaker 10 (38:09):
If I just like the teams that are in hard
knocks or what, but I think the Bears have a quarterback,
they have a team, and they're gonna row.
Speaker 1 (38:16):
Alright. We have four late Sunday afternoon games, only two
four to five pm games. Got Denver at Seattle.
Speaker 3 (38:27):
That's a good one.
Speaker 10 (38:28):
Denver will be less worse, but Seattle's a tough place
to play, and I'm gonna go with the Seahawks at.
Speaker 1 (38:34):
Home as at home on that. Then we got Las
Vegas Raiders at the LA Chargers.
Speaker 10 (38:41):
I want the Raiders, but I cannot pick them, not
on the road, not this weekend.
Speaker 3 (38:46):
I'm going with the Churches.
Speaker 1 (38:47):
Got some four to twenty five kickoffs. Dallas at Cleveland.
Speaker 3 (38:53):
This one is tough, man.
Speaker 10 (38:54):
Dallas is starting two rookie offensive linemen against one of
the best pass rushing in the league, and I still
think they find a way. I'm gonna go in a good, good,
close close game, going to Cowboys, all.
Speaker 1 (39:08):
Right, Cowboys to win. And then we got Washington at
Tampa Bay.
Speaker 3 (39:14):
Man, I missed Ron Rivera already.
Speaker 1 (39:17):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (39:18):
And I'm going with Tampa Bay Tampa Bay.
Speaker 1 (39:21):
And then Sunday Night football on NBAC the La Rams
at the Detroit Tigers.
Speaker 10 (39:28):
That's a good one, man, this is a good one.
And Tigers Lions. I don't care what they are, but
I am going with Detroit. I think Detroit's really.
Speaker 3 (39:35):
Gonna be good.
Speaker 1 (39:37):
I drew it there. And Monday Night football the New
York Jets of the San Francisco forty nine.
Speaker 10 (39:44):
Of the forty nine ers, I'm a super Bowl winner
and they will start on Monday night against Aaron Rogers
and the New York Chests.
Speaker 1 (39:53):
Right Ada in and gonna catch up on it. Taylor's
gonna have it on the John boynbilly facebook page gets
do it good? You alright, Dome, Thank you body. I'm
great weekend. We'll meet here next week.
Speaker 3 (40:05):
I'd enjoy that football. Everybody, have great weekend. Thanks my boy.
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for ten minutes. Well, there's always something exciting happening in
the little coastal community of Dismal Seepage, South Carolina. Final
the latest happenings. We got our old friend on the phone,
Mayor Merwin co fiddleswoop, mister Mayor, are you there?
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (00:46):
Well, good, thank you for joining us house things in
Disimal Seepage.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Well, you know, John Boy, there's never a dull moment
here in the armpit of the South. We're gearing up
for big doings this weekend. The first annual Dismal Seapitch
Tolerance Festival.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
A Tolerance Festival. So what's that all about?
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Well, John Boy, I'm sure you're well aware of the
situation in the world today. A lot of people out
there are mad about what the other person believes and
can't bear the fact that not everyone believes as they do.
It reaches across the spectrum, from political ideology to sports
rivalries to religious affiliations. Those people have lost their love
(01:32):
of humanity and forsaken the benevolence of the simple act
of tolerance. And I think I speak for all of
us when I say, damn it, I hate those people.
Uh huh. I caught you beag at tolerance. Yes, I
learned that from watching CSI Miami. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Well, it's easy to fall into that trap. So what
prompting all this?
Speaker 2 (01:57):
Well, John Boy, it did mistek. A group from overseas
recently purchased a large parcel of land in town here,
and they're going to build a mosque.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
A mosque that's outrageous.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
But you're doing the intolerance thing again.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Oh sorry?
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Well, truthfully, John Boy, who reacted much the same as
we all did. But then I thought, you know what,
let's just reach out to them and show them that
not everyone is intolerant of their beliefs. And boy, oh boy,
did that ever start the biggest real estate boom we've
seen in our little burg since the Carpet Barn opened
an outlet store.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
Really, well, I guess that's a good thing.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
And how not long after the announcement, a bunch of
businesses moved to town here and after we go through
the groundbreaking for the mosque, will be cutting the ribbon
on all of them this weekend.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
Wow. Well, I have to ask what sort of businesses
were drawn to town by the mosque?
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Thank you for asking. John Boy, Ain't a well known
nightclub owner, bought two lots, one next door and one
across the street from the mosque site. One is an
alternative lifestyle club called the Turban Cowboy, and the other
one is a gentleman's club called You Mecca, Me Crazy.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
I don't want to rain on your parade, Mayor, But
aren't you worried that those businesses will offend the folks
at the mosque?
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Oh heavens no, John Boy, that tolerance Street is in
one way. I'm sure they'll be fined with it, just
like the big new barbecue restaurant on the block. Iraq
of ribs. They specialize in pork, as does the new
specialty meat shop, the INFIDELI. That same area has a
(03:46):
new lodge Race store called Victoria keeps No Secrets, with
something for everyone, including this year's hot item, a pekaboo burka.
It's hard for me to describe without getting flustered, but
I think you get the idea. You can't see the faith,
but pretty much everything is up for grabs. And now
(04:08):
we got a new liquor store that opens on the
same block.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Well, what's that called more hammered? I don't know. Do
you really think this is gonna fly? With a mosque?
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Listen, John, boy, when they met with us here in
the city government, we were hesitant to greed light something
like a mosque. But when they started talking about how
intolerant we were, big of their religious beliefs and really
hit home. And these establishments give THEYM a like opportunity
to show their tolerance. Everybody wins. In the words of
(04:42):
Martin Luther King, can we all just get along?
Speaker 1 (04:46):
I believe that was said by Rodney King.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
Really, boy, he had it coming, didn't he not?
Speaker 1 (04:53):
You?
Speaker 2 (04:55):
That's okay. I'm not up for re election any times
through so take that chip off your shoulder and come
on down the Dismal Secrets this weekend for the Big
Tolerance Festival. All are welcome, No children please. Going about tolerance, well,
we're not fanatics about it.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
Three two one I love.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
Hey, I love the way Tiler talks to in a
different sort of way. Play beating the blind one ain't
under big show you told? Free line click out on
air contest one and two. If you can't get too Mike,
call you. We playing eggs? Why not? Good morning, that's
(06:02):
a big show on the radio. Hey man, I've got
to day you about my boy Carla cooton Kevin Sport
Show on the Obama Tailgate Show on the YouTube channel,
drops every Saturday afternoon. It's entitled Gayton and Grilling. So
that's very important the title of it. Thank you for
boying that l that's entail Gayton grilling sauce. He didn't
(06:26):
yep eyting and grilling. Okay, all right, now let's play
a little game we call beater blonde. Yeah, let's meet
our contestant. He is Greg out of Coleman, Alabama. Good morning, Greg?
Speaker 4 (06:44):
Who who?
Speaker 1 (06:50):
Well? What you mean?
Speaker 2 (06:54):
Ah? Greg?
Speaker 1 (06:55):
You know what we're gonna do. Asked you some questions,
you agree or disagree, Get two bells for two buzzers,
and you will win a big old price bag. All right, buddy,
but it's nearer with them. According to an old Chinese proverbs.
Speaker 5 (07:13):
Are there any young one?
Speaker 1 (07:15):
This isn't a guy like you usually getting fortune cookies?
You notice they don't they give you numbers? Are they
supposed to be your lucky.
Speaker 5 (07:22):
You're supposed to flip it over and see your Yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
Numbers are on the backside. Agree with you? The wonder
is born. I agree with you. The messages you know,
it's like you will soon stand up. Well, we're not
dealing with those of This is an old Chinese proverb.
What will you always find? Behind every successful man?
Speaker 5 (07:48):
Behind a rear end, you could bounce a quarter off,
am I right?
Speaker 2 (07:52):
Girls?
Speaker 5 (07:59):
Turning the table, behind every successful man, you will find
a woman?
Speaker 1 (08:05):
A woman, yes, not necessarily successful, just a woman.
Speaker 5 (08:09):
Well if he's successful, then okay, I.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
See you're trying to get in her head for you?
There Greg, a woman, Greg? Do you agree or disagree?
According to that old Chinese proverb, I agree and other
(08:34):
successful men that's not poetic. Yeah, I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
I don't swing that way.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
Things have changed this old ancient China, the way that
I think we're still better on the women than they
are to this day though. Yes, okay, there is one
buzzard for you, Greg, all right, we need a bail
right here, taya. For hundreds of years, goats were given
the nickname the poor man's what.
Speaker 5 (09:07):
Poor man's poodle, porn man's poodle?
Speaker 1 (09:14):
Huh?
Speaker 5 (09:15):
The poor man's cow, the.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
Poor man's cow as Greg, do you agree or disagree?
Speaker 2 (09:23):
I agree with that?
Speaker 1 (09:24):
All right, Well that was the thing to do. Yes,
good work. There's the cow and there's the bell. So
here we go for the winder lostter. According to the
US Commerce Department, what is the most popular natural attraction
in America?
Speaker 5 (09:42):
I know it used to be more Ghanna dising band.
The natural attraction in America would be the Grand Canyon?
Speaker 1 (09:54):
The Grand Canyon? Greg, agree or disagree? I have to
agree with her on that.
Speaker 4 (10:01):
All who weld it was.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
Well, good work, Greg. Happy to send that prize back
to you down Common. I appreciate you. No, I got
one little shout out. It's a shout out to the
whole crew and the grove park in all right, man, Oh, Greg,
did you make it up to one of our comedy classics?
Speaker 6 (10:34):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (10:35):
Absolutely, set out on the sunset, Dick with the on
and head. Toddy miss her body, so glad he's been
with all these years. Glad you won you Hang on, Jackie,
hook you up? Why am I a got? Were on
(11:01):
top of your news? Ride on down the side on time?
Cats over this Friday except Timber the sixth Reb and
good make the same.
Speaker 6 (11:39):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one export.
Speaker 3 (11:58):
Oh wait, good letter to get your letter?
Speaker 2 (12:11):
I love those letters you got to say.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
Oh boy there John Boy and Billy.
Speaker 7 (12:23):
After hearing Marcy laughing on the radio this morning, I
felt obligated to write.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
Could you ask her?
Speaker 7 (12:30):
Was she born in Cumberland, Kentucky about twenty years ago?
What I'm getting at is I just got out of
prison after serving a twenty year sentence for making it
with a goose.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
I think she may be my daughter.
Speaker 7 (12:42):
Speaking of Goose, could you tell Randy the nutcracker called
and wants his jaws back.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
Jackie. She'll get someone to watch her twins while she's
at work. She keeps bringing those kids to the radio station.
There's no telling how screwed up they will become after
being exposed to Robert d. Rayford.
Speaker 8 (12:58):
Ha ha ha ha ha.
Speaker 7 (13:00):
This guy's done some hard time. Either of you ever
doubts the Good Lord has a sense of humor. Take
a good look at Red Fred. Sincerely, I be Ornie.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
That hurts coming from a guy who dated a goose.
Speaker 6 (13:22):
John Boy and Billy.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
He just didn't a water bowler. Good morning, rad yell
dumb right, good morning. It's a big show the radio.
(13:59):
Some ready's songs and picking every NFL game this weekend. Uh,
you can chack it later on the John Bonebilly Facebook page.
The John Won Billy podcast, Our Late Risers podcast will
be on there. Go go hook up with him in
twenty minutes and then the last break of the big show.
(14:19):
You're gonna pick every NFL game this weekend, all right,
some reason, do not hear it? Gotta go to the podcast.
You gotta check it. Getting set up for that, all right,
get down, you heed to google that. Let's go see
(14:40):
if they lost Andrew snow here they are, okay, okay,
let's bring in the boys. That's all that.
Speaker 8 (14:46):
John Black Black, Randy Tata Salad crazy Pollock man. Hey Jackie,
how you doing that? Boo boo boo. Please to be
with y'all this morning here on the large broadcast. Missus
since said, I wanted to tell both to you girls.
The Blessed Hope Ladies Bible Study getting ready to start
up again next week. She came to them the other day,
(15:07):
said they want to change the time from Tuesday morning
to Tuesday evening. Said a lot of women at the
church say they're too busy during the day, but if
we could do it in the evening after the husbands
get home to watch kids, that work better for them.
I said, well, I don't know what time you talking
about doing it. She said seven to nine pm. I said, whoa,
I ain't too sure about that. You know, it's a
lot of strange people running ound here at night. She said, Ernie,
(15:31):
calm down. I know how to take care of myself.
I said, all right, let me ask you this. Say
you coming out of the church one night at nine
o'clock and there's some old crazy fool out there in
the pocket lot with evil intentions.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
What would you do?
Speaker 8 (15:44):
She said, Well, first thing I do is reach down
to pull my skirt up and showing my legs. I
said what he said, yeah, and then I stand there
till he made his move. I said, woman, what are
you gonna do that for? She said, cause I figured
I can run a whole lot faster with my skirt
pulled up. And he came with his breeches around his ants.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
Going short.
Speaker 8 (16:07):
Ladies, Bible study would be next Tuesday, seven to nine pm.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
We'll see you there.
Speaker 8 (16:12):
Turn now a crazy food and I just met up.
We had having a big show parking lot ladies and gentlemen. Here.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
He's good. Hi, Thanks everybody.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
Turn that.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
I bought that whole gag. I tell y'all almost didn't
make it here this morning.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
I had a night bar about two o'clock last night.
Scared me some bad.
Speaker 4 (16:28):
I didn't get away use sleep the whole rest of
the night. It's plumb awful.
Speaker 1 (16:32):
What was it? Well?
Speaker 4 (16:34):
I dreamed I was old the beach out in Hawaii,
beautiful day, sud shined, nice breeze blowing off the ocean,
and the world finals of the Best Hawaiian Tropic Bkiti Contest.
What's going on right there on the beach, say twenty
four beautiful baby dolls? Where the tedious bikities you ever
saw it?
Speaker 1 (16:53):
You're live? What's so awful about that?
Speaker 4 (16:56):
That's the third one from the end on the right headside. Father,
it's all salesman checks in the hotels. These two women
at the bar, they sitting side by side. They dressed
exactly a lot. Now, one of them's kind of played
and holy, but the other one is the most beautiful
girl he's ever seen. Guy sits down next to the
(17:17):
good looking and says, mayam, let me buy you and
your friend to dread. She says, we're not friends, we're sisters.
So guy hits it off with the party. What he's
trying to figure out how to get rid of her
ugly sister. Finally, he says, sweetie, I sure would like
to invite you up to my room. Tell you's sister.
You'll catch up with her later. What party says, I
can't do that? He said, why, I says, or where
(17:40):
Siamese twins? God looks now, sure enough two gals are
joined in the hill. Well, the ugly sister leaves over says, hey,
it ain't no problem, I'll go along with you. This
happens to us all the time. Well, Guy's had a
few the other sisters so good looking that well, he
agrees us. So the three of them go upstairs. Guy says, well,
(18:01):
this is kind of awkward. Ugly sister says no, no,
let's have a seat on the cows. Now, you pull
that top sheet off the bed and handed to me.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
Do you like music?
Speaker 4 (18:11):
Well, she pulls a harmonica out of her pocket book
and says, you too, have fun. I'm gonna put the
sheet over my head and played by harmonic. Well, about
an hour later, two girls get up head back home.
Well it was six months later. A sister is walking
down the street in front of the same hotel day
see the business man walking out in the front door
party says, look, Sidney, there's that guy we met at
(18:33):
the bar at night.
Speaker 1 (18:34):
Let's go say hello.
Speaker 4 (18:36):
What The other sister says, well, do you think he'd
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Speaker 9 (19:00):
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Than this.
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Speaker 3 (20:42):
Let's be fair.
Speaker 1 (20:43):
It's right saving time for Tom Sorenson in minutes? Is
that open? The weekend of the NFL. Get into it,
big show roll I've had this might help. I'm just
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got the big show on the radio. That wordy word
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game coming up for the Lord Tiger's Motorcycle Prize. Pack
ind minutes. But right now it is time. Finally, I man,
Tom Sornson will pick every NFL game this weekend. We'll
do it right at the end of the show like
we do every season. Let's welcome Tom to the big
show right now. Good morning, Tom, Good morning.
Speaker 3 (21:25):
I sense excitement.
Speaker 1 (21:26):
Yes, I'm excited. Man. Finally we got it opened up
last night and then tonight is kind of weird. Tom.
If you got peacock, you're gonna have to stream that game.
And I say, only way you're gonna see the Eagles
and the Packers in Brazil.
Speaker 10 (21:41):
I bought it last year for one game and then
as soon as I could, I dumped it. But yeah,
this'll be the first game the NFL has ever played
in South America, and it's biggest. It's twenty two million
population and it'll be you know where there are fans
of the NFL go And that's we need to get
(22:02):
used to that. Man.
Speaker 1 (22:04):
And some news off the field. San Francisco's rookie receiver
got shot doing a hold up.
Speaker 10 (22:13):
Yeah, he'd been signing autographs and he was walking home
and Union Square neighborhood in San Francisco Upscale neighborhood and
seventeen year old kid tried to grab his watch a
Rolics and Piersoll first round picks it.
Speaker 3 (22:27):
I don't think so.
Speaker 10 (22:28):
If off of the gun and the kid shot Piersall
in the chest and the kid himself was shot. But
he's gonna be okay, pierso is he'll miss four games
and then he will be fine.
Speaker 1 (22:38):
Okay, good news. Talking about artificial intelligence AI in NFL
Pick and Winners.
Speaker 3 (22:45):
Tom, Yeah, it was.
Speaker 10 (22:47):
It was on an analytics site and they this is
the first time they've done it, and the first game they.
Speaker 3 (22:53):
Picked was a Philly de Greek to beat.
Speaker 10 (22:55):
Green Bay twenty four point three to twenty two point nine.
And if they get that exactly right, I'm giving it
up and turning it over to eight.
Speaker 1 (23:07):
Oh okay, all your other sports. He he wrote, Joey Chestnut,
I mean Chestnut in the news.
Speaker 10 (23:17):
He ate eighty three hot dogs, which is a new
world record in ten minutes. And I know it was
on Labor Day, but he's still digesting.
Speaker 1 (23:27):
All right. Now, you're looking at a quarterback with third
pick in the NFL Draft. Do you play him immediately?
Speaker 10 (23:35):
I don't, And I like what New England is doing.
I mean You've seen some quarterbacks just getting beaten up
behind bad lines. You saw it here in Charlotte last
year with Bruce Young, and I think he can shake
it off. Not everybody does, but Drake may get from Charlotte,
played at UNC, really good quarterback, and New England took
him with a third pick and they say, just take
(23:56):
a seat for a will, learn from a veteran, and
you get your chance. And they said that's fine. And
it really makes sense because I think New England's the
worst team in football and they may have the worst
defensive line.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
Man and see, and that was our deal last year
with Bryce Young. You know, we didn't have no offensive line.
He was beat up. He was sacked like more than anybody.
I hope he can come back from it because sometimes
you can just ruin the guy. I mean, he can
play his Heisman winner let Alabama championship. What's the deal?
Speaker 10 (24:26):
You know, all they did the Panthers was they didn't
bring in any offensive lineman or receivers.
Speaker 3 (24:31):
Other than that, they made.
Speaker 10 (24:32):
It really easy for him. You know, the guy's about
my hight. The guy's five ten and he just got hammered.
But he never complained. He kept getting up, and I
just I think they're gonna be pretty good. Well, they're
going to be better than they were. They're gonna be
decent this season. I think Bryce's gonna be okay.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
All right, and I'm glad they are setting may goes Man.
He's a real deal. He's gonna be wonderful. I've got that,
all right, tom So hang on now, buddy, we're gonna
meet back here in just a little bit. You will
pick every game in the NFL, starting over the clean
slate this year. I can't wait, buddy, all right, hurry up,
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you'll get us some contestants. Why I'm hot here. Let's
play some Morty Word one Ain't hundred Big show you
told free line, Come on play next Good morning. That's
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a big show on the radio, going into your Friday.
Today's featuring track for the Big Show bit Box Marty's
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That a worthy word. Let's meet their contestants. We got
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And we got Walter down in Gilmourn, Texas. Good morning, Walter,
good morning, good morning. All right, turn down state and
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you spent some time in now yes, oh Tiger and
Walter and combo and Ricky all right there, all right,
all right, dear Walter, you relax, me and Ricky we
go for the first thirty seconds. Are you ready, Ricky? Yes, sir?
All right? Clock now Wednesday night, did you go to
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church for the prayer? Yeah? Uh huh? Blank woods the
golfer woods. I got a blank by the tail, Ricky?
Are you playing? What's the name?
Speaker 5 (27:10):
What?
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No? In the in the jungle? A stripe? And what
a big cat? Yes, all right, she's married to the king.
Who is she?
Speaker 3 (27:21):
Queen?
Speaker 2 (27:21):
Yeah? Queen?
Speaker 1 (27:22):
Okay, income three on the board, big got.
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A Well.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
Let's see what Walter and Taylor can do for their
first round. Walter, are you ready, yes, sir, okay, and
go April fifteenth.
Speaker 5 (27:41):
You have to pay your what yes, sir?
Speaker 2 (27:45):
Uh?
Speaker 5 (27:46):
The when you're different than everybody else, you're not blank,
you're ab blank. You're not he's a little cuckoo. He's
not blank. Yeah, no, he's the opposite of that. He's
what he's you know, it's just a blank day. Nothing
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special about today. It's just a blank day.
Speaker 6 (28:15):
All right?
Speaker 1 (28:16):
That was funky, Reggie. We are still in. It's on.
We're leading three to one, three to one, and here
we go. This could be anybody's game. Look at me, Reggy,
are you ready? Body? Now we're picking up on that
last one. You should have been listening and thinking about. Okay,
(28:38):
starting the clock now. So what no, okay, everybody is
is what it's a it's just a blank day. Okay.
Speaker 3 (28:50):
Uh uh.
Speaker 1 (28:52):
Rhymes with when you have to wear a yes. Yes, yeah,
you know you're not my friend, you're my what.
Speaker 10 (29:01):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (29:01):
Uh huh?
Speaker 1 (29:03):
What was that ring the Yeah? All right, go to
Sunday morning and hear the minister waking. Yeah, but a
four on that three of seven score? They got no
over here to ring you let me know if you
(29:24):
don't be ringing the bell. That's the first time I
came in handy celebrating. Okay, all right, here we go.
So Walter and Tater, all you need is six to
tie and force over time. Okay, okay you ready, Walter, ready,
(29:45):
okay and go.
Speaker 5 (29:47):
Music nowadays is just blank. I like it. It hurts
my ears. It's what it doesn't make Yeah, but it's
just what what do.
Speaker 1 (29:57):
You call that?
Speaker 6 (29:57):
One?
Speaker 1 (29:57):
Is just what your parents would say, Yeah, your parents.
Speaker 5 (30:00):
Just call it this. It's just I only can't even
make it out. It's just blank to my ears.
Speaker 1 (30:04):
It's just.
Speaker 8 (30:06):
The first part of the word.
Speaker 5 (30:07):
The first part of the word is the opposite of yes.
Speaker 1 (30:10):
No, yes, there you go.
Speaker 3 (30:13):
All right.
Speaker 5 (30:14):
This person doesn't get paid, but they offer their services.
Speaker 1 (30:17):
They are a what volunteers three Ricky wins seven three.
But y'all made a little sabots now, I'm so proud
of you. Not good enough and Walter, that made you
can try again any time, Buddy, Well showing appreciate you.
Listen to all our many listeners down there and round Gilmoor, Texas.
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All right, you got it, Water and Reggie, look at
you down down and down in South Carolina, getting ready
to get the big old prize bag.
Speaker 3 (30:48):
That's fun.
Speaker 1 (30:49):
I ain't never before. John Boyd, all right, good work, well, hey, yeah,
that's right, good morning. Got the big show. On the
radio and its bit request time. Adam Mitchell out of Charlotte,
North Carolina says, guys, Greg Warren's football coach material is awesome.
(31:12):
Let's hear that perfect. Adam fits right in a man's
arnson getting ready to pick every NFL game this weekend.
We got Adam's request coming up next. Good morning, Big
(31:47):
shows on the radio. Hey man, you know football bit
requests from Adam Mitchell right here in Charlotte, North Carolina
talking with Greg Warren.
Speaker 11 (31:58):
My dad was a football coach, coach. I don't know
if I've told you, guys. He was a wrestling college
right right, ye, actually wrestle football coach. I'm a big
fan of football coaches. My favorite is the assistant high
school football coach, the guy that I like the most
because a lot of times he's been at the school
for about twenty five years and really the only problem
with him is he doesn't know anything about football. He'll
(32:22):
always interrupt the head coach at exactly the wrong moment.
You know, the head coach will be giving a big speech.
All right, guys, bringing in listen up. For some of
you seniors, this maybe the last time you ever played football.
So I suggest you go out there and give it
everything you've got.
Speaker 4 (32:36):
Look, God, we need to get those permission slips signed
for the bank with because they're eighty nine of you boys,
and only eleven of you have signed up. That's not
going to cut it, Fellers. I love you, guys, but
we're not going to have a bike left you.
Speaker 2 (32:54):
That's all I.
Speaker 4 (32:54):
Got, Coach back of you. Thank thank you, Larry, thank you,
thank you. Let's just try and focus on the game
right now. All right, guys, At the beginning of this season,
I told you I would never lie to you, and
I'm not gonna light to you tonight. Honesty's best policy,
fellas always have been. All Right, Larry, the team we're
(33:18):
facing has more talent than we do, but they don't
have more heart.
Speaker 1 (33:23):
The way we win this game is we leave it
all on the field, you understand me. Leave everything on
the field.
Speaker 4 (33:30):
God, when coach says leave everything on the field, he's
not talking about your football helmets. Last week, five of
you boys left your helmets just setting there on the sideline,
just setting there. And it rained that night, and the
details came off and I had to be the one
sticking them back home and the district pays a lot of.
Speaker 1 (33:48):
Money for those helmets.
Speaker 4 (33:49):
Fell Larry, our coach, I'm just signing the district of
Larry football all your coach, Jesus Larry. All right, listen up, fellas,
and listen up good. This is the last thing I'm
gonna say. That whistle's gonna blow in about ten minutes.
And when it does, I want you hungry. I want
(34:10):
you angry. I want you fired up. I want you crazy.
I want eleven crazy men on that field. Crazy fine
on the field, guys, But once you get back on
that school box, you need to settle it down.
Speaker 1 (34:24):
But the driver's got a lot of responsibility. Let met
a bunch of yay who's jumping around.
Speaker 12 (34:29):
Larry, shut up for you, Just shut up, dry. I'm
schecking your crap. I've been carrying you for twenty years.
I don't care if you are my wife's idiot brother.
She leaves me over this, it'll be worth it, do
you read me?
Speaker 10 (34:42):
Lyric?
Speaker 4 (34:43):
Loud and clear, coach, loud and clear. Everybody lose their
temper now, and there's nothing to feel bad about our football.
Speaker 1 (34:49):
I'll tell you what I'll finish up in here with
the boys. You set up outside they can turn their
permission slips into you on the way to the field.
It's called teamwork, fellas. Ho'll bet Fuddy wasn't paying attention.
(35:29):
Good morning, it's a big show on the radio, and
here we are week one of a brand new NFL
football season. Good morning again times I man Tom Sorenson,
here until the year with us on the big show.
Speaker 3 (35:43):
Thank good, good morning.
Speaker 1 (35:45):
Yes it is. Well, let's get going. We start right
here with a game tonight, Friday night game on the
Peacock Network in Brazil, Green Bay Packers of the Philadelphia Eagle.
Speaker 10 (36:06):
Boy, this one is gonna be good, and I wish
I could pick Green Bay, but I think Philly wins
a close one.
Speaker 1 (36:12):
Alrighty, we already know the AI thinks. Let's settle all
right there. Let's start Sunday afternoon, one pm Eastern on
CBS the Arizona Cardinals at the Buffalo Bills bore.
Speaker 10 (36:27):
Arizona is gonna be much improved. They can score, but
Buffalo at home. I'm gonna go with the Bills. Going
with the Bills.
Speaker 1 (36:34):
And then we got our Carolina Panthers down playing the
New Orleans Saints.
Speaker 10 (36:40):
I tried so hard to pick Carolina because they can
win to win this one, but in the Dome, I
gotta go with the home team, So going to Saints.
Speaker 1 (36:51):
We got Houston Texans at the Indianapolis Colts.
Speaker 3 (36:55):
Houston's gonna be good and there'll be one of the
rare road teams that wins this week. So I'm going Houston.
Speaker 1 (37:01):
Going on the road. Then we got Jacksonville at Miami.
Speaker 3 (37:06):
I think Miami is another team that's really gonna be good.
Speaker 2 (37:09):
Man.
Speaker 3 (37:09):
They they're fast Ofphins got faster, and they win this one.
Speaker 1 (37:14):
Won't be cooks the Dolphins. Then we got your Minnesota
Vikings at the New York Giants.
Speaker 10 (37:21):
Boy, this was one of the toughest games to pick,
but I'm not so much picking the Vikings is picking.
Speaker 3 (37:27):
Against the Giants. So Mike's won a close one, right.
Speaker 1 (37:31):
And there those New England Patriots at the Cincinnati Bengals.
Speaker 3 (37:35):
I'll tell you, I think this one is a lock.
Speaker 10 (37:39):
The line is Cincinnati by eight and a half and
they're gonna win this one, easily, win it in double figures.
And the Bengals are my first lock of the season.
Speaker 1 (37:49):
Lock of the weekness of the season, long of the week.
All right. Then we got the Pittsburgh Steelers at the
Atlanta Falcons.
Speaker 10 (37:57):
Atlanta is gonna be sneaky good and they they will
win this one and it won't be close to Okidogi.
Speaker 1 (38:03):
Then we got Tennessee the Titans at the Chicago Bears.
Speaker 3 (38:08):
Man, I don't know.
Speaker 10 (38:09):
If I just like the teams that are in hard
knocks or what, but I think the Bears have a quarterback,
they have a team, and they're gonna row.
Speaker 1 (38:16):
Alright. We have four late Sunday afternoon games, only two
four to five pm games. Got Denver at Seattle.
Speaker 3 (38:27):
That's a good one.
Speaker 10 (38:28):
Denver will be less worse, but Seattle's a tough place
to play, and I'm gonna go with the Seahawks at.
Speaker 1 (38:34):
Home as at home on that. Then we got Las
Vegas Raiders at the LA Chargers.
Speaker 10 (38:41):
I want the Raiders, but I cannot pick them, not
on the road, not this weekend.
Speaker 3 (38:46):
I'm going with the Churches.
Speaker 1 (38:47):
Got some four to twenty five kickoffs. Dallas at Cleveland.
Speaker 3 (38:53):
This one is tough, man.
Speaker 10 (38:54):
Dallas is starting two rookie offensive linemen against one of
the best pass rushing in the league, and I still
think they find a way. I'm gonna go in a good, good,
close close game, going to Cowboys, all.
Speaker 1 (39:08):
Right, Cowboys to win. And then we got Washington at
Tampa Bay.
Speaker 3 (39:14):
Man, I missed Ron Rivera already.
Speaker 1 (39:17):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (39:18):
And I'm going with Tampa Bay Tampa Bay.
Speaker 1 (39:21):
And then Sunday Night football on NBAC the La Rams
at the Detroit Tigers.
Speaker 10 (39:28):
That's a good one, man, this is a good one.
And Tigers Lions. I don't care what they are, but
I am going with Detroit. I think Detroit's really.
Speaker 3 (39:35):
Gonna be good.
Speaker 1 (39:37):
I drew it there. And Monday Night football the New
York Jets of the San Francisco forty nine.
Speaker 10 (39:44):
Of the forty nine ers, I'm a super Bowl winner
and they will start on Monday night against Aaron Rogers
and the New York Chests.
Speaker 1 (39:53):
Right Ada in and gonna catch up on it. Taylor's
gonna have it on the John boynbilly facebook page gets
do it good? You alright, Dome, Thank you body. I'm
great weekend. We'll meet here next week.
Speaker 3 (40:05):
I'd enjoy that football. Everybody, have great weekend. Thanks my boy.
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