September 9, 2024 • 43 mins
Monday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, we made it official and extended our contract with Premiere Radio Networks for another year!.. - We showcase John Boy’s talents with a look back at some of his finest moments with “Blooper Reel Theater”.. - Robert Earl will go Swervin’ in My Lane.. - JD’s 24-hour Stores are having their final Summer 2024 Blowout Sale.. - In honor of Col. Sander’s birthday, we’ll listen in on one of his final recording sessions as spokesman for KFC.. - Mario breaks down Monday Night Football for us.. - and Ike and Carl open a one-stop shop for sliced meats and tired feets..
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good more than everybody more big show to come. Hang
where you are, yo?
Speaker 2 (00:04):
What's up?
Speaker 3 (00:07):
This is ike and for all of five one one
you need on all things redneck.
Speaker 4 (00:13):
Just check out my two favorite crackers, John bro and
Bitley right here on the Big Show. I listened to
something else my own self, but white boy Patrick Dunn
broke off the knob in the.
Speaker 5 (00:25):
Candle at.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Patrick, never mind piece out.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Talking of an Adam. It is Monday, September, the night
celebrate the day you got the big show.
Speaker 6 (01:16):
Hey, boys and girls. Hey, we are excited.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Ladies and gentlemen on this National Boss Employee Exchange Day.
Let me explain that right quick. It's celebrated each year
on the Monday following Labor Day. This day offers an
opportunity to see how the other half of a business works.
Speaker 5 (01:43):
Oh so so become the boss if you're not the boss, And.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Then remember when I got to do that. We celebrated
the best celebration ever. Me and Bruton Smith traded jobs,
of course, Bruton, the late Great Bruton Smith, the president
of Speedway Motors, just looking at the empire he built,
right and selling him some cars out there, Charlotte Motor Speedway.
We got the trade. I gave his secretary of rays
(02:08):
o there and she were like call me like like
every couple of weeks that you know, is this not
things that hadn't done it?
Speaker 7 (02:15):
I had shown up in the payroll. Yeah, well these
things take time. You'll get that on the big job,
you know.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Well, right, we were talking about jobs early morning Risers
were celebrating today. Love you been listening to us for
a while saying, man, you're all gonna wind it down?
Are you gonna you're gonna you're gonna quit? You're gonna retire?
Well not at least for another year, because we are
just signed up with Premiere Networks, the subsidiary of iHeartRadio,
(02:44):
the biggest uh national to say, not the biggest what's
the word I'm looking for syndicator in these United States?
And just with one of the great ladies, Julie Talbot
is leading that we call her out Kentucky girl, and
that we just had a great relationship with them. We're uh, well,
well over I don't know how many years, but early
two thousand it will be another year. So we're just
(03:06):
tickled about that. Y'all listening to us, Uh, the big
show and things change a lot of times in this
radio business. You know, stations will drop us some we'll
get picked up on new ones. So it just won't
y'all to get uh familiar with the podcast, the John
Bobilly Late Risers Podcast in case that happens. So you
always have us the Big Show every Monday through Friday
(03:30):
and on our terrestrial radio. You got the Saturday show
as well, all.
Speaker 5 (03:33):
Right, and you can always go to the website and
see an updated list of stations.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
All right, that's a great idea.
Speaker 5 (03:39):
As well, or get the podcast there.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Check out the Big Show dot com. All right, so
we are tickled to death. Way to go us, Good morning,
I got a big show on the radio. All right.
Well let's get that winning beginning. What we do a
game an hour here on the Big Show the way
we've laid it down for years and many to come.
(04:02):
Let's go back to let me tell you about the
prize back a hat, T shirt, tumbler, twenty five dollars
gas card from Low Tiger's Motorcycle Lawyers at Ride and
that gas card will fill up your brand new motorcycle.
We will put your name in the hat you are
registered for that one of a kind Big Show motorcycle
custom built by Rick Bray of RKB Customs. Look for
(04:26):
the link at the Big Show dot com. If you
don't win a prize pack, register to win there. Okay,
then let's get you set up. Three days in history.
Say I was going to go back to four ninety BC. Well,
here we are. Philipodes, a Greek soldier, ran twenty six
miles to let the people of Athens know about the
Greek victory against the Persians at Marathon. After he gasped rejoice,
(04:51):
we are victorious, he died from exhaustion. Today's twenty six
mile race, named after the city. The marathon is based
on this historic event four ninety BC.
Speaker 5 (05:07):
Forbodes, there's a lot of storytelling to get to hear.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Right. Move up to eighteen eighty four and twan fute
Wanger invented the hot dog. What do you want on
your fut Wanger? The last names I don't know why
we didn't call them fute Wangers.
Speaker 5 (05:28):
I wouldn't fit on the package.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
Because that wouldn't buy one. Let us move up to
seventy four. The TV comedy Rooda debut on CBS. Rhoda
had been Mary Richards's neighbor for five seasons on the
Mary Tyler Morshaw. Valerie Harper was Rhoda. Julie Kavner was
sister Brenda. Nancy Walker played their mother, Ida Morgan Stern.
(05:51):
Lorenzo Music was the voice of Carlton the Doorman. Roda
lasted four season.
Speaker 5 (05:58):
Havinar's the voice of Arch Simpson.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Is that right?
Speaker 8 (06:05):
All right?
Speaker 1 (06:06):
Well there's that three categories one eight hundred big shows
you told free Line across America. We play out bursts next,
(06:38):
Good Morning. It's a big show on the radio, Monday,
September The Knife. Today's feature track from the Big Show
bid Box, I can Carl's Fizza's and meets his bootique.
Search for keyword feats. The bed box at the Big
Show dot Com is brought to you by the Bank
of America. Roval four hundred Sunday, October thirteenth, Shun the Speedway.
Speaker 9 (07:02):
There are no.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
Upburst.
Speaker 8 (07:08):
Let's play Upburst.
Speaker 9 (07:09):
It's the game that anyone can win.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
John Boy Billy he gave the prizes from the big Prize.
Speaker 8 (07:17):
Being Let's go. He contested number one.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
This should really be a lot of fun when you're
playing Upburst.
Speaker 6 (07:27):
Have a LORI up against you have the best time, you.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
Have a big shots. Let's say, hey, a match from
hanover Virginia.
Speaker 5 (07:40):
We have a shot.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
Good morning, Mitch, kay, good morning. Hey yay ah oh
first time, first time color Virginia greeting. I'm familiar with
that match graduated in here. Body sounds like you awake.
Let's get you through these three categories and get you
at Lord Tigers Prize Pack. How about it?
Speaker 10 (08:10):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (08:11):
All right, five seconds? Give us three kinds of marathons?
Speaker 9 (08:17):
Ready go.
Speaker 10 (08:19):
Five KJK and a half mile marathon.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Alright. I was totally stumped. I would have lost that
right there was that? What you had?
Speaker 2 (08:28):
Mine?
Speaker 5 (08:28):
T Yeah, you're much of a runner there, jord.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
Marathon. Okay, there we go, uh match, give us three
things you put on a hot dog? Ready go catch
up mustard chili. I knew I was going to work
and for the win. Three TV sitcoms pastor present? Ready go,
I wrote a Fraser Modern Family.
Speaker 8 (08:55):
Now you are.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
Alright? I met your naming, the hat for the Big Show,
custom motorcycle, and the Lord Tiger's Prize pack. Head up
to hand over for you wat a mony hour, top
of your news and get set to sing along. With
a Monday Morning song a Robert Kaine out of Texas.
(10:00):
Good morning, there's a big show on the radio, and
I Monday Morning song. Know the words sing along that's.
Speaker 8 (10:07):
Done by Robert Earl.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
Keane is being lying a bit shod.
Speaker 9 (10:11):
Sometimes I don't know what I'm doing.
Speaker 6 (10:16):
Come on, Jack and get ready to say anybody.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
Sometimes on my days are filled with rin.
Speaker 6 (10:25):
Yes, I've traveled down left surbad.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
Things ain't going mind way because there's always someone swirming
in my line.
Speaker 11 (10:40):
You keep swimming in.
Speaker 3 (10:41):
My line.
Speaker 9 (10:44):
And it's causing lots of banger.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
I'm a honking on my horror.
Speaker 6 (10:52):
I'm shooting you the flame. Keep switching on.
Speaker 11 (10:57):
My bride lines.
Speaker 6 (11:00):
It's too dem to.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
When you're swerving all lives pie by.
Speaker 9 (11:06):
You're running someone off the ride.
Speaker 8 (11:12):
The day Joe Way, I thought I never never could
love another. How else could I feed?
Speaker 1 (11:26):
But bowing you run into me, I can't believe I
could not see her.
Speaker 12 (11:34):
I'll tank up the only ones at the waiting.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
You keep swarming in my life, just causing lots of thames.
Speaker 6 (11:48):
I'm cussing out your name.
Speaker 8 (11:52):
I'm shooting you the fine.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
I keep switching on my briding lights. Don't you just
too damned now.
Speaker 13 (12:03):
When you're swerving all lives oi by you're running someone off.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
The road driving a big show. Good morning, it's a
(12:45):
big show on the radio.
Speaker 5 (12:48):
Not it is?
Speaker 14 (12:49):
Uh huh.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
We get that to celebrate with Bluepirt Real Theater all
Monday morning long Monday. Use of the highs and lows,
this big show over the years. As we celebrate, are
sending our contract for a year with Premier Syndications.
Speaker 5 (13:06):
Showcase that talent, Yes, says.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
Let's do that. It's okay action.
Speaker 15 (13:12):
Hello friends, your old Palt Burtburn here with another poem.
Sweating edition of John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode
the Smiling Corpses. As our story opens, the county coroner
gets a visit from the.
Speaker 9 (13:25):
Chief of police.
Speaker 14 (13:27):
Oh hey, chief, what brings you down to this neck
of the woods in the middle of the night.
Speaker 5 (13:31):
Nice to see you, Chauncey. The boys tell me you
had a rash of smiling corpses.
Speaker 14 (13:36):
Yep, not uncommon, but unusual to have three in a row.
Speaker 5 (13:39):
Can I have a look?
Speaker 11 (13:40):
Sure?
Speaker 14 (13:41):
First, we have this one. He's a Frenchman, Maurice Hanson,
aged forty two. Cause of death with heart failure, died
with a smile on his face while knocking boots with
his mistress.
Speaker 5 (13:52):
Yeah, that French food will get you every time.
Speaker 9 (13:54):
Yes, that is a fact.
Speaker 14 (13:56):
Number two, Meet Jack Jarvis Esquire, Scotsman died with a
smile on his face after winning ten grand in a
lottery scratch ticket.
Speaker 5 (14:03):
I guess you could say the ticket did in his ticker.
Speaker 14 (14:07):
That's a good one.
Speaker 5 (14:10):
I had to think about that.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
Thanks.
Speaker 14 (14:12):
Now this one is a bit more shocking. President Joe Biden,
Well maybe ex president is more like it.
Speaker 5 (14:19):
Holy Moses, what in the world now?
Speaker 14 (14:21):
Before you ask, there's no signs of foul play. He
was struck by lightning.
Speaker 5 (14:25):
Good lord, but why is he smiling.
Speaker 14 (14:28):
When he saw the flash? He thought he was having
his picture taken. And we hope you enjoyed John Boy
and Billy Playhouse.
Speaker 5 (14:42):
Are you sure he's dead?
Speaker 14 (14:43):
Has he tried to sniff your hair?
Speaker 15 (14:47):
Tune in next time, when we'll hear Nancy Pelosi returning
the lightning machine.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
Saying, hey, big man, let me hold a dollar. It's
a big show on the radio. I can't be read it.
Speaker 9 (15:01):
All right, sir, I'll read it. Good morning.
Speaker 13 (15:04):
This is Nigel Cadbury, Master boys, faithful gentleman's gentlemen, and
you're listening to Master Boy and young Sir William on
the Big Show. It's my responsibility to make sure that
Master Boy gets up and gets to work on time.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
So when he's laid it's my fault.
Speaker 9 (15:24):
Oh sir, I feel so.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
Good morning. It's a big show on the radio. Talking
about that wonderful giveaways here and toward for all the
game keepers Marcio Gamekeepers, LS Tractor use this summer. Gonna
give it away to a lucky Big Show listener. Make
sure you get your name in a hat. Just click
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on the LS Tractor link at the Big Show dot
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Good Morning. Got the Big Show on the radio coming up.
We gonna play John Boyd everyday. The winner gets a
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for it ten minutes. Honoring ourselves with Blooper Reel Theater
this morning.
Speaker 9 (17:07):
Welcome to Big Show Blooper Reel Theater, where one member
of our cast is portrayed entirely by fluffs and fluffs
from the Big Show Blooper Reel. Today, we're visiting the
emergency room at Brushywood General Hospital, where doctor Frazier Grammar
is just coming on duty. Good morning, Mildard. Who's in
the shoe today?
Speaker 5 (17:27):
Pretty quiet at the moment.
Speaker 12 (17:29):
Oh wait, the gentleman in Room three took a sharp
blow to the head. We dressed the wound. It doesn't
seem all that serious. I thought you might want to
give him a quick once over before we send him home.
Speaker 9 (17:39):
All right?
Speaker 12 (17:40):
Uh? Oh, I think he's falling asleep again.
Speaker 9 (17:43):
Oh no, no, do sir, sir.
Speaker 12 (17:46):
Are the doctors here to see you?
Speaker 10 (17:48):
Sir?
Speaker 1 (17:50):
Wake up? Large bluillows mount Saint Helens steaming ass thousands
into the feet into the air.
Speaker 9 (17:58):
Good morning, sir, I'm doctor Grama. Do you know your name? Anna?
Can Scott Walker? Can you tell me what day it is? Tuesday? Tuesday? Morning,
November the twelve, hopefully welcome to Yes. Now, I understand
you took a little spill off a tractor and bumped
your head, but we've patched you up and we think
you're going to be all right. One of those god
(18:19):
want to need to get a have a bow, bangles, gougments,
something like that. So how are you feeling? Really cute
says here. You're a radio show host, eh, helping plain
relief pain through doubt. And I underside, indeed, what station
are you on? They'll blea you me. I'm sorry, blea
you mean what kind of music do they play over there?
(18:40):
But the bow weighs music synthom and you're the host day.
What's that like?
Speaker 1 (18:45):
Show us time?
Speaker 12 (18:47):
M M.
Speaker 9 (18:47):
So it's safe to say that they would miss you
if you weren't there in the morning. Well, very good.
Now I could give you something for pain, but I
wouldn't want to affect your performance on the air.
Speaker 1 (18:59):
That's not that that that the terrace.
Speaker 9 (19:02):
Actually a simple over the counterpain reliever will probably get
you over the hump.
Speaker 10 (19:05):
B C.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
Powders try him your own success story.
Speaker 9 (19:08):
Now sell Yes, that should do the trick.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
Look for BC powders if it says BC on it,
and need to know that's BC.
Speaker 9 (19:15):
Whatever you say. Now, the person who brought you here,
mister Hobson is it? Can he drive you home as
a bed boot dude? Because I think he's in a
little better shape than you off of driving, at least
at the moment, at a bigger, bigger bettle record. Indeed,
So just put some neosporing on that cut and you
should be fine in a few days. Told me to
(19:36):
you that bit. Very nice to meet you, sir. Have
a great day.
Speaker 1 (19:39):
Okay, shut back like at you, min doctor.
Speaker 12 (19:43):
Are you sure he's ready to go home? He seems
a little disoriented.
Speaker 9 (19:48):
Please, he's a radio show host for all we know.
That'll be an improvement. Have a wonderful day, sir. This
has been big show blooper real theater. Tune in again
next time when we'll hear John Boy back in the
saddle again.
Speaker 8 (20:02):
Good morning, guess as they're both to.
Speaker 9 (20:04):
Do it today, we are just doing awesome trumps R too.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
Yeah, it's a weird way to honor ourselves. Yes, we
are excited about another year contract signed. Right there. I
want you all to look up to say we gotta
be the longest running show in Charlotte, North Carolina Hills
because we were on Charlotte before we syndicated. So anyway,
so don't do it right now, but I was thinking
about that, so right now. One of these staples. From
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day one, we were playing John Boy Jeopardy.
Speaker 9 (20:35):
Man.
Speaker 1 (20:36):
We got a chance to have Alex Trebek in, and
so he played Jeopardy with.
Speaker 9 (20:39):
The real deal there.
Speaker 1 (20:41):
Remember I was going to try to sue him, who
is fun? Yeah, and then he said no, actually I
could sue you. All right, well, let's play John Boy Jeopardy.
Let's jump right in here, shall we. The first model
of this now essential household device was six feet tall,
weighed seven hundred and fifty pounds, and costs nearly seventy
(21:04):
thousand dollars in today's money. The man who invented it
was rewarded with a two dollars bonus. The patent went
to the company he was working for.
Speaker 5 (21:16):
Oh yeah, well, what is the George Foreman grill?
Speaker 1 (21:20):
That's actually a good guess God and the tailor No,
what y'all, guy, undred big show you told free line
across America. We played John boyd jump at the next.
Speaker 2 (21:57):
Good morning.
Speaker 1 (21:58):
It's a big show on the radio. Monday morning, September,
the night we got our feature track from the Big
Show bit box, I can Carls Pizzas and meets his booty.
There's your keyword feats brought to you by the Bank
of America ro Will four hundred Sunday, October thirteenth, shot
of Motor Speedway. They got on their contest money can't
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get do we? We'll call you. Let's play Yeahs live
across America.
Speaker 7 (22:23):
It's John Boy Jeffany and now your.
Speaker 1 (22:27):
Host standing over six feet call weighing in well one hundred,
seven hundred and fifty pounds, entering the arena with a
fistful of two dollars mills. He's John Boy. Yeah, let's
say Hey the Scott out of Harrisonburg for Rginia. Good morning, Scott,
(22:48):
Good morning, Hello buddy, welcome in. Here's good what.
Speaker 10 (22:55):
Thank good morning.
Speaker 2 (22:56):
Hey.
Speaker 10 (22:57):
I hope you're having a good day.
Speaker 1 (22:58):
Well, thank you, buddy. We sure are just signed up
for another year. Man, we got got another paycheck coming. Hey,
that all that matters, okay, buddy, Well you matter Scott
and our wonderful Big Show listeners. I just couldn't bring
it upon myself to retire.
Speaker 11 (23:16):
Right now.
Speaker 9 (23:20):
I was just thinking i'd be getting.
Speaker 7 (23:22):
Out about it.
Speaker 1 (23:25):
All right. Well, Scott, you got first shot at America's
longest running game of trivia, luck and skill. Let's review
the question. The first model of this now essential household
device was six feet tall, weighed seven hundred and fifty pounds,
cost nearly seventy thousand dollars in today's money. The man
who invented it was rewarded with a two dollars bonus.
(23:48):
The patent went to the company he was working for.
What you got, Scott.
Speaker 10 (23:52):
I originally wanted to say my first ex white, but
I want to thank the microwaves up micro wayns.
Speaker 2 (24:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
If you knew his ex wife, she's six feet tall
at seven dred and fifty pounds. See stuck on you
feel free to worship.
Speaker 14 (24:18):
He was only four ten.
Speaker 1 (24:23):
I was God, I'm glad you got through and one there, buddy,
prize pack head up to Harrison burn for you.
Speaker 10 (24:30):
All right, Thank you so much, man, it's a blessing.
Can I give a shout out?
Speaker 1 (24:34):
Of course you can.
Speaker 10 (24:36):
I just want to say, hey, thank you for all
the military. I'm ex military, I'm ex army and h
if you ain't havelm, you ain't well you know the
rest of it. Thank you all for the military.
Speaker 1 (24:51):
Scott. We appreciate your service, my boy, we were proud
to have you. Listen, you keep workshopping that ex wife material.
All right, Jackie is a good crowd, she said, no, no, Bo,
you ain't one.
Speaker 9 (25:06):
O man.
Speaker 1 (25:07):
He said that was his first next wife.
Speaker 11 (25:09):
That my hair.
Speaker 1 (25:10):
Okay, allowed to work through?
Speaker 13 (25:13):
Good?
Speaker 1 (25:14):
All right, Well let's jump out cut you up on
your news. How about a time caps over this September
to night. Laugh.
Speaker 15 (25:51):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one export.
Speaker 1 (26:04):
Good morning, the bench shows all already, Thanks old pirate
John for sending in some famous marketing screw ups. Heard
some of these, but some of them are new to me.
See see if you heard these, Hey Pillars.
Speaker 9 (26:15):
Boy, that is a marketing screw up acknowledging Jeff Pillars.
That's Adam number one.
Speaker 1 (26:21):
That's a movie guy. Oh no movie boys in town.
Speaker 2 (26:26):
Co.
Speaker 9 (26:27):
Okay, I'm gonna act like I know what I'm doing.
Speaker 1 (26:29):
Good morning, I'm broadcasting. Okay, hey, listen to this, now,
listen to it, all right, Cores put its slogan turn
it Loose into Spanish, where it was read as suffer
from diarrhea.
Speaker 9 (26:42):
Yeah, it's not too good.
Speaker 1 (26:43):
Scandinavian vacuum manufacture electro Lucks used the following in an
American campaign, nothing sucks like an electro lux.
Speaker 6 (26:52):
That's got a catch you.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
Claire All introduced the mist stick a curling iron into Germany,
only to find out that is slang for manure. Not
too many people had used for the manure stick like that.
When Gerber started selling baby food in Africa, they used
the same packaging as in the US, with a beautiful
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Caucasian baby on the label, well know the Gerber baby.
Later they learned that in Africa, companies routinely put pictures
on the label of what's inside, since most people can't read.
Speaker 9 (27:27):
That's why baby oil has.
Speaker 1 (27:31):
Coldgate introduced a toothpaste in France called Q, the name
of a notorious porno magazine. An American T shirt maker
in Miami printed shirts for the Spanish market which promoted
the Pope's visit. Instead of I saw the Pope El Papa,
the shirts read I saw the potato.
Speaker 9 (27:53):
La Papa.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
Saw the potato.
Speaker 9 (27:59):
I tell you them guys on the beach were augmented.
Speaker 1 (28:03):
Pepsi's Pepsi slogan come alive with a Pepsi generation translated
into Pepsi brings your ancestors back from the grave. In Chinese,
Frank produced chicken slogan it takes a strong man to
make a tender chicken.
Speaker 15 (28:18):
Huh.
Speaker 1 (28:19):
It was translated into Spanish as it takes an aroused
man to make a chicken.
Speaker 9 (28:24):
Affectionate that all about.
Speaker 1 (28:29):
The Coca Cola name, and China was first read as
kyo ki law, meaning bite the wax tadpole or be
translated female horse stuffed with wax. Coke then researched forty
thousand characters to find a phonetic equivalent co khali. It
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translated into happiness.
Speaker 9 (28:54):
In the mouth. All right, So that was a lot
better than what they had.
Speaker 1 (28:58):
And finally, when Arker Pen marketed a ballpoint pin in Mexico,
its ads were supposed to have read it won't leak
in your pocket and embarrass you. Instead, the company thought
the word embarizar to impregnate meant to embarrass, so the
ad read it won't leak in your pocket and make
you pregnant.
Speaker 11 (29:19):
Seawn boy and Dilly.
Speaker 1 (29:21):
Wow, Wow, wow wow, shut up.
Speaker 11 (29:25):
Good morning radio, done right, good morning.
Speaker 1 (29:55):
It's a big sean the radio. We're twenty minutes away.
Have another blooper real fi. Those bars of the broadcasts
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Speaker 8 (30:05):
How they friends. Well, in case you failers ain't noticed,
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just how much fun it can be to completely freeze
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And where the white women at well?
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Problem solved with JD's new Drive through Marriage chapel. Now
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Who can argue with that?
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Hey like We've said.
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Before, we don't do it for the money. We do
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And that girl from What Used Today? That feller from
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Haul you hnging in on down to Jade's twenty four
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Boy Me, Good morning A Big Shows on the radio.
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Well, well, well you've obviously got nothing better to do,
or maybe you're just not smart enough to change the dials.
Whatever the reason, you're listening to John Boy and Billy
on the Big Show Hunt.
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They won.
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Good Morning, Big Shows on the radio, rulling you September ninth.
Oh my mind, our listen is moving around to sand
Lappart State. You got a Field and Stream Music Fest
coming up the weekend of October the fourth through the sixth,
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is nickel Store, rock Hill Building. Stream Music Fest weekend
October the four sat like fun, good morning, got a
big show on the radio. We're celebrating. We signed for
another year. So the contract premier subsidiary of the business.
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This is the stuff stuff ourtle can argue with that
no way maybe lasted so long because we tend to
have the ability to make chicken salad out of chicken
egg salad out of this It's like, uh, that brings
us to blooper Real Theater. Oh, our big advertising push.
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This is it.
Speaker 9 (34:22):
It's time once again for Blooper Reel theater, the segment
of the show where one member of our cast is
composed entirely of fluffs and fluffs from the Big Show
Blooper Reel Today's episode, the sales presentation from It's on
the front of every newspaper and the top of every newscast.
The American economy is in turmoil. If you're a business owner,
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Passed the Big Lee way. Sure he can be seeing
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but he can deliver a serious message as well.
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Get ass tight, gas cap is tight.
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John Boy has been expertly delivering sponsor messages for over
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I want to get And with the aid of his
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work for you. He ha a talk and Billy helps,
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of a team of seasoned professionals that make The Big
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We're ready to go to work for you. Let's get hopping,
I mean hopping.
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Come on, no waits.
Speaker 7 (36:57):
In the last minute somewhere at Premiere ahead Quarters, Julie
has her head in her.
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Guys, all right, well, let's play beating the Blood one
eight hundred, Big Show. You told free Line we'll get
a contestant. You get, tain her up on her stool
and play next. Good morning, it's a big show on
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the radio. Will to do your Mondays September the ninth,
Today's Feats your track from the Big Show, Big Box.
I can carls Fezza's and Meetz's booty, so it's where
ky word fetsus, but it's spelled like feats.
Speaker 9 (37:55):
I can do that to you every once in a while.
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That's a big box rock. You buy the Bank of
America rob four hundred. Sunday, October thirteenth, Shauna Motor Speedway.
They're gonna even get your ticket. Clay going on their contest.
Bundy can't get due. We might call you. We get
to play your favorite game too. Let's do feed them mom.
Speaker 6 (38:17):
All right?
Speaker 1 (38:17):
We all in our places, right, Smiley faces and David
joins us out of Horse Branch, Kentucky. All right, David,
good morning, Hey, buddy, sun like calling us from a
nice spot this morning. Glad you made it in here, Buddy,
I appreciate that. Buddy. You know, we all ask Tator
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some questions. You agree or disagree with two best for
two buzzers, and when that one hundred and twenty dollars
worth of bulls not cleaning products? All right, yes, sir, okay,
you gotta you got David over Trny. Well, here we go, Marshia.
According to beauty experts, if a woman has a double chin,
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can make up be used to help conceal it?
Speaker 5 (39:08):
No, just buy a turtleneck and some scars like the
rest of us beauty experts.
Speaker 1 (39:15):
Experience. No we can't, my scarf, tater, says David. Do
you agree or disagree?
Speaker 11 (39:23):
David, I have to disagree with Harold that one.
Speaker 1 (39:26):
You disagree? So okay, well let's see if that was
the thing.
Speaker 9 (39:31):
Yes, it was.
Speaker 1 (39:32):
You know, Marcy, a slightly darker shade than the rest
of her face will help camouflage. That's what the beauty experts,
horse Branch. Couldn't matter how many chins you have, you know. Well,
let's let it go. David got a bell on that?
Speaker 5 (39:54):
All right?
Speaker 1 (39:55):
Well more bell, you got the prize pack tator. Has
anyone ever yawned for five straight weeks?
Speaker 5 (40:02):
I know Joe Biden sure has had the opportunity to
do that.
Speaker 1 (40:08):
He's alive. My answer is no, No, nobody has ever
yawned for five straight weeks. David, do you agree or disagree?
Speaker 10 (40:21):
I have to agree with it.
Speaker 1 (40:23):
You agree that nobody has Yes, it says yes a
girl back in eighteen eighty eight, and she does hold
the record.
Speaker 5 (40:33):
Well, keep it up here, I have questions. I'll move on, alright.
Speaker 1 (40:41):
So there's a bother, all right, to lose.
Speaker 6 (40:43):
It right here.
Speaker 5 (40:44):
It's a nail bier, all right.
Speaker 1 (40:45):
I was throwing up a true or false question. Christopher
Columbus has been buried eight different times.
Speaker 5 (40:55):
Who those people ever checked for a pulse?
Speaker 6 (40:58):
That's the first rule.
Speaker 1 (41:02):
I'm asking after? That was after he died.
Speaker 5 (41:08):
True, he has been moved around eight times.
Speaker 1 (41:10):
Yes, he has been buried eight different spots. David, do
you agree or disagree? I agree?
Speaker 6 (41:18):
And that was the thing.
Speaker 9 (41:23):
We don't know why it is well.
Speaker 1 (41:28):
And his last wishes were wait a minute, mister knowing
all is jumping in here. Yes, last wishes were to
be buried in Asia because you know, he thought he
found it right, so they had to move him until
they him actually found all right, Hey, David, good news
for you, buddy Bulls not cleaning products headed up to
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horse branch for you.
Speaker 10 (41:51):
All right, thank you sir, first time caller.
Speaker 1 (41:53):
All right, wall to make most of it, buddy, did
I make a shout out real quick and you go
ahead almost in my driving family out there on the road.
Speaker 9 (42:02):
Keep it safe, keep the wheels on the road.
Speaker 1 (42:05):
You listen that David got a dead bloody hang on. Okay, yeah,
have questions?
Speaker 2 (42:14):
What what?
Speaker 1 (42:14):
What questions do you have?
Speaker 15 (42:15):
Mar So?
Speaker 5 (42:16):
The yawn thing for five street weeks?
Speaker 1 (42:18):
Was it just one yawn or like one long yon open?
Speaker 7 (42:24):
I know you would think it would be impossible that
I was there. No, No, I mean it would be
like one right after another, you know. Yeah, you know
what's fun? Yawn in front of your dogs. Do one
of those big stretches your dog will yawn?
Speaker 1 (42:41):
I forgot to try that with girl. Yeah, there, yawning
is contagious to your dog. Will y'all yawn in front
of your dog and see and see if that's true
as well offended. And when you get out of the
car and see if you can kiss your elbows. Nobody
or shout out to Pete the pharmacist who almost wreck
try going to work o.
Speaker 5 (43:01):
Sad mm hmmm mm hmmm
Speaker 10 (43:09):
Hm h m hm.
Good more than everybody more big show to come. Hang
where you are, yo?
Speaker 2 (00:04):
What's up?
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This is ike and for all of five one one
you need on all things redneck.
Speaker 4 (00:13):
Just check out my two favorite crackers, John bro and
Bitley right here on the Big Show. I listened to
something else my own self, but white boy Patrick Dunn
broke off the knob in the.
Speaker 5 (00:25):
Candle at.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Patrick, never mind piece out.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Talking of an Adam. It is Monday, September, the night
celebrate the day you got the big show.
Speaker 6 (01:16):
Hey, boys and girls. Hey, we are excited.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Ladies and gentlemen on this National Boss Employee Exchange Day.
Let me explain that right quick. It's celebrated each year
on the Monday following Labor Day. This day offers an
opportunity to see how the other half of a business works.
Speaker 5 (01:43):
Oh so so become the boss if you're not the boss, And.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Then remember when I got to do that. We celebrated
the best celebration ever. Me and Bruton Smith traded jobs,
of course, Bruton, the late Great Bruton Smith, the president
of Speedway Motors, just looking at the empire he built,
right and selling him some cars out there, Charlotte Motor Speedway.
We got the trade. I gave his secretary of rays
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o there and she were like call me like like
every couple of weeks that you know, is this not
things that hadn't done it?
Speaker 7 (02:15):
I had shown up in the payroll. Yeah, well these
things take time. You'll get that on the big job,
you know.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Well, right, we were talking about jobs early morning Risers
were celebrating today. Love you been listening to us for
a while saying, man, you're all gonna wind it down?
Are you gonna you're gonna you're gonna quit? You're gonna retire?
Well not at least for another year, because we are
just signed up with Premiere Networks, the subsidiary of iHeartRadio,
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the biggest uh national to say, not the biggest what's
the word I'm looking for syndicator in these United States?
And just with one of the great ladies, Julie Talbot
is leading that we call her out Kentucky girl, and
that we just had a great relationship with them. We're uh, well,
well over I don't know how many years, but early
two thousand it will be another year. So we're just
(03:06):
tickled about that. Y'all listening to us, Uh, the big
show and things change a lot of times in this
radio business. You know, stations will drop us some we'll
get picked up on new ones. So it just won't
y'all to get uh familiar with the podcast, the John
Bobilly Late Risers Podcast in case that happens. So you
always have us the Big Show every Monday through Friday
(03:30):
and on our terrestrial radio. You got the Saturday show
as well, all.
Speaker 5 (03:33):
Right, and you can always go to the website and
see an updated list of stations.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
All right, that's a great idea.
Speaker 5 (03:39):
As well, or get the podcast there.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Check out the Big Show dot com. All right, so
we are tickled to death. Way to go us, Good morning,
I got a big show on the radio. All right.
Well let's get that winning beginning. What we do a
game an hour here on the Big Show the way
we've laid it down for years and many to come.
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Let's go back to let me tell you about the
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We will put your name in the hat you are
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the link at the Big Show dot com. If you
don't win a prize pack, register to win there. Okay,
then let's get you set up. Three days in history.
Say I was going to go back to four ninety BC. Well,
here we are. Philipodes, a Greek soldier, ran twenty six
miles to let the people of Athens know about the
Greek victory against the Persians at Marathon. After he gasped rejoice,
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we are victorious, he died from exhaustion. Today's twenty six
mile race, named after the city. The marathon is based
on this historic event four ninety BC.
Speaker 5 (05:07):
Forbodes, there's a lot of storytelling to get to hear.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Right. Move up to eighteen eighty four and twan fute
Wanger invented the hot dog. What do you want on
your fut Wanger? The last names I don't know why
we didn't call them fute Wangers.
Speaker 5 (05:28):
I wouldn't fit on the package.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
Because that wouldn't buy one. Let us move up to
seventy four. The TV comedy Rooda debut on CBS. Rhoda
had been Mary Richards's neighbor for five seasons on the
Mary Tyler Morshaw. Valerie Harper was Rhoda. Julie Kavner was
sister Brenda. Nancy Walker played their mother, Ida Morgan Stern.
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Lorenzo Music was the voice of Carlton the Doorman. Roda
lasted four season.
Speaker 5 (05:58):
Havinar's the voice of Arch Simpson.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Is that right?
Speaker 8 (06:05):
All right?
Speaker 1 (06:06):
Well there's that three categories one eight hundred big shows
you told free Line across America. We play out bursts next,
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Good Morning. It's a big show on the radio, Monday,
September The Knife. Today's feature track from the Big Show
bid Box, I can Carl's Fizza's and meets his bootique.
Search for keyword feats. The bed box at the Big
Show dot Com is brought to you by the Bank
of America. Roval four hundred Sunday, October thirteenth, Shun the Speedway.
Speaker 9 (07:02):
There are no.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
Upburst.
Speaker 8 (07:08):
Let's play Upburst.
Speaker 9 (07:09):
It's the game that anyone can win.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
John Boy Billy he gave the prizes from the big Prize.
Speaker 8 (07:17):
Being Let's go. He contested number one.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
This should really be a lot of fun when you're
playing Upburst.
Speaker 6 (07:27):
Have a LORI up against you have the best time, you.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
Have a big shots. Let's say, hey, a match from
hanover Virginia.
Speaker 5 (07:40):
We have a shot.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
Good morning, Mitch, kay, good morning. Hey yay ah oh
first time, first time color Virginia greeting. I'm familiar with
that match graduated in here. Body sounds like you awake.
Let's get you through these three categories and get you
at Lord Tigers Prize Pack. How about it?
Speaker 10 (08:10):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (08:11):
All right, five seconds? Give us three kinds of marathons?
Speaker 9 (08:17):
Ready go.
Speaker 10 (08:19):
Five KJK and a half mile marathon.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Alright. I was totally stumped. I would have lost that
right there was that? What you had?
Speaker 2 (08:28):
Mine?
Speaker 5 (08:28):
T Yeah, you're much of a runner there, jord.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
Marathon. Okay, there we go, uh match, give us three
things you put on a hot dog? Ready go catch
up mustard chili. I knew I was going to work
and for the win. Three TV sitcoms pastor present? Ready go,
I wrote a Fraser Modern Family.
Speaker 8 (08:55):
Now you are.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
Alright? I met your naming, the hat for the Big Show,
custom motorcycle, and the Lord Tiger's Prize pack. Head up
to hand over for you wat a mony hour, top
of your news and get set to sing along. With
a Monday Morning song a Robert Kaine out of Texas.
(10:00):
Good morning, there's a big show on the radio, and
I Monday Morning song. Know the words sing along that's.
Speaker 8 (10:07):
Done by Robert Earl.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
Keane is being lying a bit shod.
Speaker 9 (10:11):
Sometimes I don't know what I'm doing.
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Come on, Jack and get ready to say anybody.
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Sometimes on my days are filled with rin.
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Yes, I've traveled down left surbad.
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Things ain't going mind way because there's always someone swirming
in my line.
Speaker 11 (10:40):
You keep swimming in.
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My line.
Speaker 9 (10:44):
And it's causing lots of banger.
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I'm a honking on my horror.
Speaker 6 (10:52):
I'm shooting you the flame. Keep switching on.
Speaker 11 (10:57):
My bride lines.
Speaker 6 (11:00):
It's too dem to.
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When you're swerving all lives pie by.
Speaker 9 (11:06):
You're running someone off the ride.
Speaker 8 (11:12):
The day Joe Way, I thought I never never could
love another. How else could I feed?
Speaker 1 (11:26):
But bowing you run into me, I can't believe I
could not see her.
Speaker 12 (11:34):
I'll tank up the only ones at the waiting.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
You keep swarming in my life, just causing lots of thames.
Speaker 6 (11:48):
I'm cussing out your name.
Speaker 8 (11:52):
I'm shooting you the fine.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
I keep switching on my briding lights. Don't you just
too damned now.
Speaker 13 (12:03):
When you're swerving all lives oi by you're running someone off.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
The road driving a big show. Good morning, it's a
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big show on the radio.
Speaker 5 (12:48):
Not it is?
Speaker 14 (12:49):
Uh huh.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
We get that to celebrate with Bluepirt Real Theater all
Monday morning long Monday. Use of the highs and lows,
this big show over the years. As we celebrate, are
sending our contract for a year with Premier Syndications.
Speaker 5 (13:06):
Showcase that talent, Yes, says.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
Let's do that. It's okay action.
Speaker 15 (13:12):
Hello friends, your old Palt Burtburn here with another poem.
Sweating edition of John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode
the Smiling Corpses. As our story opens, the county coroner
gets a visit from the.
Speaker 9 (13:25):
Chief of police.
Speaker 14 (13:27):
Oh hey, chief, what brings you down to this neck
of the woods in the middle of the night.
Speaker 5 (13:31):
Nice to see you, Chauncey. The boys tell me you
had a rash of smiling corpses.
Speaker 14 (13:36):
Yep, not uncommon, but unusual to have three in a row.
Speaker 5 (13:39):
Can I have a look?
Speaker 11 (13:40):
Sure?
Speaker 14 (13:41):
First, we have this one. He's a Frenchman, Maurice Hanson,
aged forty two. Cause of death with heart failure, died
with a smile on his face while knocking boots with
his mistress.
Speaker 5 (13:52):
Yeah, that French food will get you every time.
Speaker 9 (13:54):
Yes, that is a fact.
Speaker 14 (13:56):
Number two, Meet Jack Jarvis Esquire, Scotsman died with a
smile on his face after winning ten grand in a
lottery scratch ticket.
Speaker 5 (14:03):
I guess you could say the ticket did in his ticker.
Speaker 14 (14:07):
That's a good one.
Speaker 5 (14:10):
I had to think about that.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
Thanks.
Speaker 14 (14:12):
Now this one is a bit more shocking. President Joe Biden,
Well maybe ex president is more like it.
Speaker 5 (14:19):
Holy Moses, what in the world now?
Speaker 14 (14:21):
Before you ask, there's no signs of foul play. He
was struck by lightning.
Speaker 5 (14:25):
Good lord, but why is he smiling.
Speaker 14 (14:28):
When he saw the flash? He thought he was having
his picture taken. And we hope you enjoyed John Boy
and Billy Playhouse.
Speaker 5 (14:42):
Are you sure he's dead?
Speaker 14 (14:43):
Has he tried to sniff your hair?
Speaker 15 (14:47):
Tune in next time, when we'll hear Nancy Pelosi returning
the lightning machine.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
Saying, hey, big man, let me hold a dollar. It's
a big show on the radio. I can't be read it.
Speaker 9 (15:01):
All right, sir, I'll read it. Good morning.
Speaker 13 (15:04):
This is Nigel Cadbury, Master boys, faithful gentleman's gentlemen, and
you're listening to Master Boy and young Sir William on
the Big Show. It's my responsibility to make sure that
Master Boy gets up and gets to work on time.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
So when he's laid it's my fault.
Speaker 9 (15:24):
Oh sir, I feel so.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
Good morning. It's a big show on the radio. Talking
about that wonderful giveaways here and toward for all the
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Good Morning. Got the Big Show on the radio coming up.
We gonna play John Boyd everyday. The winner gets a
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for it ten minutes. Honoring ourselves with Blooper Reel Theater
this morning.
Speaker 9 (17:07):
Welcome to Big Show Blooper Reel Theater, where one member
of our cast is portrayed entirely by fluffs and fluffs
from the Big Show Blooper Reel. Today, we're visiting the
emergency room at Brushywood General Hospital, where doctor Frazier Grammar
is just coming on duty. Good morning, Mildard. Who's in
the shoe today?
Speaker 5 (17:27):
Pretty quiet at the moment.
Speaker 12 (17:29):
Oh wait, the gentleman in Room three took a sharp
blow to the head. We dressed the wound. It doesn't
seem all that serious. I thought you might want to
give him a quick once over before we send him home.
Speaker 9 (17:39):
All right?
Speaker 12 (17:40):
Uh? Oh, I think he's falling asleep again.
Speaker 9 (17:43):
Oh no, no, do sir, sir.
Speaker 12 (17:46):
Are the doctors here to see you?
Speaker 10 (17:48):
Sir?
Speaker 1 (17:50):
Wake up? Large bluillows mount Saint Helens steaming ass thousands
into the feet into the air.
Speaker 9 (17:58):
Good morning, sir, I'm doctor Grama. Do you know your name? Anna?
Can Scott Walker? Can you tell me what day it is? Tuesday? Tuesday? Morning,
November the twelve, hopefully welcome to Yes. Now, I understand
you took a little spill off a tractor and bumped
your head, but we've patched you up and we think
you're going to be all right. One of those god
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want to need to get a have a bow, bangles, gougments,
something like that. So how are you feeling? Really cute
says here. You're a radio show host, eh, helping plain
relief pain through doubt. And I underside, indeed, what station
are you on? They'll blea you me. I'm sorry, blea
you mean what kind of music do they play over there?
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But the bow weighs music synthom and you're the host day.
What's that like?
Speaker 1 (18:45):
Show us time?
Speaker 12 (18:47):
M M.
Speaker 9 (18:47):
So it's safe to say that they would miss you
if you weren't there in the morning. Well, very good.
Now I could give you something for pain, but I
wouldn't want to affect your performance on the air.
Speaker 1 (18:59):
That's not that that that the terrace.
Speaker 9 (19:02):
Actually a simple over the counterpain reliever will probably get
you over the hump.
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B C.
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Powders try him your own success story.
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Now sell Yes, that should do the trick.
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Look for BC powders if it says BC on it,
and need to know that's BC.
Speaker 9 (19:15):
Whatever you say. Now, the person who brought you here,
mister Hobson is it? Can he drive you home as
a bed boot dude? Because I think he's in a
little better shape than you off of driving, at least
at the moment, at a bigger, bigger bettle record. Indeed,
So just put some neosporing on that cut and you
should be fine in a few days. Told me to
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you that bit. Very nice to meet you, sir. Have
a great day.
Speaker 1 (19:39):
Okay, shut back like at you, min doctor.
Speaker 12 (19:43):
Are you sure he's ready to go home? He seems
a little disoriented.
Speaker 9 (19:48):
Please, he's a radio show host for all we know.
That'll be an improvement. Have a wonderful day, sir. This
has been big show blooper real theater. Tune in again
next time when we'll hear John Boy back in the
saddle again.
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Speaker 9 (20:04):
Do it today, we are just doing awesome trumps R too.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
Yeah, it's a weird way to honor ourselves. Yes, we
are excited about another year contract signed. Right there. I
want you all to look up to say we gotta
be the longest running show in Charlotte, North Carolina Hills
because we were on Charlotte before we syndicated. So anyway,
so don't do it right now, but I was thinking
about that, so right now. One of these staples. From
(20:32):
day one, we were playing John Boy Jeopardy.
Speaker 9 (20:35):
Man.
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We got a chance to have Alex Trebek in, and
so he played Jeopardy with.
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The real deal there.
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Remember I was going to try to sue him, who
is fun? Yeah, and then he said no, actually I
could sue you. All right, well, let's play John Boy Jeopardy.
Let's jump right in here, shall we. The first model
of this now essential household device was six feet tall,
weighed seven hundred and fifty pounds, and costs nearly seventy
(21:04):
thousand dollars in today's money. The man who invented it
was rewarded with a two dollars bonus. The patent went
to the company he was working for.
Speaker 5 (21:16):
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That's actually a good guess God and the tailor No,
what y'all, guy, undred big show you told free line
across America. We played John boyd jump at the next.
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Good morning.
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It's a big show on the radio. Monday morning, September,
the night we got our feature track from the Big
Show bit box, I can Carls Pizzas and meets his booty.
There's your keyword feats brought to you by the Bank
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get do we? We'll call you. Let's play Yeahs live
across America.
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It's John Boy Jeffany and now your.
Speaker 1 (22:27):
Host standing over six feet call weighing in well one hundred,
seven hundred and fifty pounds, entering the arena with a
fistful of two dollars mills. He's John Boy. Yeah, let's
say Hey the Scott out of Harrisonburg for Rginia. Good morning, Scott,
(22:48):
Good morning, Hello buddy, welcome in. Here's good what.
Speaker 10 (22:55):
Thank good morning.
Speaker 2 (22:56):
Hey.
Speaker 10 (22:57):
I hope you're having a good day.
Speaker 1 (22:58):
Well, thank you, buddy. We sure are just signed up
for another year. Man, we got got another paycheck coming. Hey,
that all that matters, okay, buddy, Well you matter Scott
and our wonderful Big Show listeners. I just couldn't bring
it upon myself to retire.
Speaker 11 (23:16):
Right now.
Speaker 9 (23:20):
I was just thinking i'd be getting.
Speaker 7 (23:22):
Out about it.
Speaker 1 (23:25):
All right. Well, Scott, you got first shot at America's
longest running game of trivia, luck and skill. Let's review
the question. The first model of this now essential household
device was six feet tall, weighed seven hundred and fifty pounds,
cost nearly seventy thousand dollars in today's money. The man
who invented it was rewarded with a two dollars bonus.
(23:48):
The patent went to the company he was working for.
What you got, Scott.
Speaker 10 (23:52):
I originally wanted to say my first ex white, but
I want to thank the microwaves up micro wayns.
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Yeah.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
If you knew his ex wife, she's six feet tall
at seven dred and fifty pounds. See stuck on you
feel free to worship.
Speaker 14 (24:18):
He was only four ten.
Speaker 1 (24:23):
I was God, I'm glad you got through and one there, buddy,
prize pack head up to Harrison burn for you.
Speaker 10 (24:30):
All right, Thank you so much, man, it's a blessing.
Can I give a shout out?
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Of course you can.
Speaker 10 (24:36):
I just want to say, hey, thank you for all
the military. I'm ex military, I'm ex army and h
if you ain't havelm, you ain't well you know the
rest of it. Thank you all for the military.
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Scott. We appreciate your service, my boy, we were proud
to have you. Listen, you keep workshopping that ex wife material.
All right, Jackie is a good crowd, she said, no, no, Bo,
you ain't one.
Speaker 9 (25:06):
O man.
Speaker 1 (25:07):
He said that was his first next wife.
Speaker 11 (25:09):
That my hair.
Speaker 1 (25:10):
Okay, allowed to work through?
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Good?
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All right, Well let's jump out cut you up on
your news. How about a time caps over this September
to night. Laugh.
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Good morning, the bench shows all already, Thanks old pirate
John for sending in some famous marketing screw ups. Heard
some of these, but some of them are new to me.
See see if you heard these, Hey Pillars.
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Boy, that is a marketing screw up acknowledging Jeff Pillars.
That's Adam number one.
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That's a movie guy. Oh no movie boys in town.
Speaker 2 (26:26):
Co.
Speaker 9 (26:27):
Okay, I'm gonna act like I know what I'm doing.
Speaker 1 (26:29):
Good morning, I'm broadcasting. Okay, hey, listen to this, now,
listen to it, all right, Cores put its slogan turn
it Loose into Spanish, where it was read as suffer
from diarrhea.
Speaker 9 (26:42):
Yeah, it's not too good.
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Scandinavian vacuum manufacture electro Lucks used the following in an
American campaign, nothing sucks like an electro lux.
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Claire All introduced the mist stick a curling iron into Germany,
only to find out that is slang for manure. Not
too many people had used for the manure stick like that.
When Gerber started selling baby food in Africa, they used
the same packaging as in the US, with a beautiful
(27:15):
Caucasian baby on the label, well know the Gerber baby.
Later they learned that in Africa, companies routinely put pictures
on the label of what's inside, since most people can't read.
Speaker 9 (27:27):
That's why baby oil has.
Speaker 1 (27:31):
Coldgate introduced a toothpaste in France called Q, the name
of a notorious porno magazine. An American T shirt maker
in Miami printed shirts for the Spanish market which promoted
the Pope's visit. Instead of I saw the Pope El Papa,
the shirts read I saw the potato.
Speaker 9 (27:53):
La Papa.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
Saw the potato.
Speaker 9 (27:59):
I tell you them guys on the beach were augmented.
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Pepsi's Pepsi slogan come alive with a Pepsi generation translated
into Pepsi brings your ancestors back from the grave. In Chinese,
Frank produced chicken slogan it takes a strong man to
make a tender chicken.
Speaker 15 (28:18):
Huh.
Speaker 1 (28:19):
It was translated into Spanish as it takes an aroused
man to make a chicken.
Speaker 9 (28:24):
Affectionate that all about.
Speaker 1 (28:29):
The Coca Cola name, and China was first read as
kyo ki law, meaning bite the wax tadpole or be
translated female horse stuffed with wax. Coke then researched forty
thousand characters to find a phonetic equivalent co khali. It
(28:52):
translated into happiness.
Speaker 9 (28:54):
In the mouth. All right, So that was a lot
better than what they had.
Speaker 1 (28:58):
And finally, when Arker Pen marketed a ballpoint pin in Mexico,
its ads were supposed to have read it won't leak
in your pocket and embarrass you. Instead, the company thought
the word embarizar to impregnate meant to embarrass, so the
ad read it won't leak in your pocket and make
you pregnant.
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or maybe you're just not smart enough to change the dials.
Whatever the reason, you're listening to John Boy and Billy
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Good Morning, Big Shows on the radio, rulling you September ninth.
Oh my mind, our listen is moving around to sand
Lappart State. You got a Field and Stream Music Fest
coming up the weekend of October the fourth through the sixth,
The Carolina Adventure World in Winnsboro, South Carolina. Landy Wilson,
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It's time once again for Blooper Reel theater, the segment
of the show where one member of our cast is
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The American economy is in turmoil. If you're a business owner,
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you're feeling the heat. But through the dark clouds of
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John Boy has been expertly delivering sponsor messages for over
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I want to get And with the aid of his
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work for you. He ha a talk and Billy helps,
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of a team of seasoned professionals that make The Big
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We're ready to go to work for you. Let's get hopping,
I mean hopping.
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has her head in her.
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a contestant. You get, tain her up on her stool
and play next. Good morning, it's a big show on
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the radio. Will to do your Mondays September the ninth,
Today's Feats your track from the Big Show, Big Box.
I can carls Fezza's and Meetz's booty, so it's where
ky word fetsus, but it's spelled like feats.
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I can do that to you every once in a while.
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They're gonna even get your ticket. Clay going on their contest.
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Speaker 6 (38:17):
All right?
Speaker 1 (38:17):
We all in our places, right, Smiley faces and David
joins us out of Horse Branch, Kentucky. All right, David,
good morning, Hey, buddy, sun like calling us from a
nice spot this morning. Glad you made it in here, Buddy,
I appreciate that. Buddy. You know, we all ask Tator
(38:40):
some questions. You agree or disagree with two best for
two buzzers, and when that one hundred and twenty dollars
worth of bulls not cleaning products? All right, yes, sir, okay,
you gotta you got David over Trny. Well, here we go, Marshia.
According to beauty experts, if a woman has a double chin,
(39:03):
can make up be used to help conceal it?
Speaker 5 (39:08):
No, just buy a turtleneck and some scars like the
rest of us beauty experts.
Speaker 1 (39:15):
Experience. No we can't, my scarf, tater, says David. Do
you agree or disagree?
Speaker 11 (39:23):
David, I have to disagree with Harold that one.
Speaker 1 (39:26):
You disagree? So okay, well let's see if that was
the thing.
Speaker 9 (39:31):
Yes, it was.
Speaker 1 (39:32):
You know, Marcy, a slightly darker shade than the rest
of her face will help camouflage. That's what the beauty experts,
horse Branch. Couldn't matter how many chins you have, you know. Well,
let's let it go. David got a bell on that?
Speaker 5 (39:54):
All right?
Speaker 1 (39:55):
Well more bell, you got the prize pack tator. Has
anyone ever yawned for five straight weeks?
Speaker 5 (40:02):
I know Joe Biden sure has had the opportunity to
do that.
Speaker 1 (40:08):
He's alive. My answer is no, No, nobody has ever
yawned for five straight weeks. David, do you agree or disagree?
Speaker 10 (40:21):
I have to agree with it.
Speaker 1 (40:23):
You agree that nobody has Yes, it says yes a
girl back in eighteen eighty eight, and she does hold
the record.
Speaker 5 (40:33):
Well, keep it up here, I have questions. I'll move on, alright.
Speaker 1 (40:41):
So there's a bother, all right, to lose.
Speaker 6 (40:43):
It right here.
Speaker 5 (40:44):
It's a nail bier, all right.
Speaker 1 (40:45):
I was throwing up a true or false question. Christopher
Columbus has been buried eight different times.
Speaker 5 (40:55):
Who those people ever checked for a pulse?
Speaker 6 (40:58):
That's the first rule.
Speaker 1 (41:02):
I'm asking after? That was after he died.
Speaker 5 (41:08):
True, he has been moved around eight times.
Speaker 1 (41:10):
Yes, he has been buried eight different spots. David, do
you agree or disagree? I agree?
Speaker 6 (41:18):
And that was the thing.
Speaker 9 (41:23):
We don't know why it is well.
Speaker 1 (41:28):
And his last wishes were wait a minute, mister knowing
all is jumping in here. Yes, last wishes were to
be buried in Asia because you know, he thought he
found it right, so they had to move him until
they him actually found all right, Hey, David, good news
for you, buddy Bulls not cleaning products headed up to
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horse branch for you.
Speaker 10 (41:51):
All right, thank you sir, first time caller.
Speaker 1 (41:53):
All right, wall to make most of it, buddy, did
I make a shout out real quick and you go
ahead almost in my driving family out there on the road.
Speaker 9 (42:02):
Keep it safe, keep the wheels on the road.
Speaker 1 (42:05):
You listen that David got a dead bloody hang on. Okay, yeah,
have questions?
Speaker 2 (42:14):
What what?
Speaker 1 (42:14):
What questions do you have?
Speaker 15 (42:15):
Mar So?
Speaker 5 (42:16):
The yawn thing for five street weeks?
Speaker 1 (42:18):
Was it just one yawn or like one long yon open?
Speaker 7 (42:24):
I know you would think it would be impossible that
I was there. No, No, I mean it would be
like one right after another, you know. Yeah, you know
what's fun? Yawn in front of your dogs. Do one
of those big stretches your dog will yawn?
Speaker 1 (42:41):
I forgot to try that with girl. Yeah, there, yawning
is contagious to your dog. Will y'all yawn in front
of your dog and see and see if that's true
as well offended. And when you get out of the
car and see if you can kiss your elbows. Nobody
or shout out to Pete the pharmacist who almost wreck
try going to work o.
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