September 9, 2024 • 38 mins
Monday (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, we made it official and extended our contract with Premiere Radio Networks for another year!.. - We showcase John Boy’s talents with a look back at some of his finest moments with “Blooper Reel Theater”.. - Robert Earl will go Swervin’ in My Lane.. - JD’s 24-hour Stores are having their final Summer 2024 Blowout Sale.. - In honor of Col. Sander’s birthday, we’ll listen in on one of his final recording sessions as spokesman for KFC.. - Mario breaks down Monday Night Football for us.. - and Ike and Carl open a one-stop shop for sliced meats and tired feets..
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Speaker 1 (00:21):
Good morning, The Big Show is on the radio. Yes
it is.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Colonel Sanders would have been one hundred and thirteen years
old today. Before we tell you about the Colonel well ago,
he tried to stay active.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
To the very end.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
We've got one of his last recording sessions, and is
it and one of them dinond bill of deals we're
making up and tell you it's the last.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
You know.
Speaker 4 (00:39):
They've got him stuffed and in casing some kind of
plastic because I saw him sitting on a bench in
a Kentucky Fried Chicken the other day. Really, yeah, he's
like mounted in there.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
You liked McDonald didn't it?
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (00:52):
They did?
Speaker 1 (00:53):
What about the Shawnies? Big Boy? Whatever happened to him?
Speaker 6 (00:56):
He'll get kidnapped every once in a while.
Speaker 7 (00:57):
That's one of them there. It's always the target of
the America. There's a big there's a.
Speaker 4 (01:02):
Big Boy graveyard somewhere. It's got like three hundred of
them just sitting out.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Oh man, I'd love to have one of those. Wouldn't
that be great for the diner downstairs? Oh yes, I
gotta have one, all right.
Speaker 8 (01:12):
So if anybody you.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Find that's Big Boy graveyard.
Speaker 6 (01:18):
Ain't you got enough?
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Chip?
Speaker 7 (01:19):
Faded big boys hanging on your base.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Before we getting too far off, let's listen to one
of his last recording sessions, quiet.
Speaker 8 (01:32):
Again. I found a way to cook, too.
Speaker 9 (01:34):
I found a way to cook extra.
Speaker 10 (01:37):
Come on over and try my it's entirely different. Yeah,
it's just as tender and tasty.
Speaker 9 (01:44):
And that's just his finger looking good.
Speaker 10 (01:46):
You see. I found a way to cook kicking deep
down and get that real crush because of some folks
like it's just as tender and jersey, and I'll get
it out. And I found a way to cook kicking
deep down and get that press, the real press. Yeah,
yet it's entirely different.
Speaker 6 (02:06):
This will be line thirty.
Speaker 9 (02:08):
Tick one.
Speaker 10 (02:09):
Now you have two kinds of Kentucky fried chicken. And
now you have two kinds of Kentucky fried chicken to
choose from.
Speaker 8 (02:19):
Yet tender and juicy.
Speaker 10 (02:21):
I said, you know, it's better take choke what you
read it.
Speaker 8 (02:27):
Hey, we'll record now you have too.
Speaker 10 (02:30):
Now you have two kinds of Kentucky fried chicken, and
choose from my regular recipe.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
Take three.
Speaker 10 (02:37):
It's entirely different. It's entirely different. Whatever, But now you
have yourself. Now you have Now you have two kinds
of kentuckting fried chicken.
Speaker 9 (02:47):
Let me get that describe software an quin's.
Speaker 8 (02:49):
Looking at it?
Speaker 10 (02:50):
What real krusty?
Speaker 9 (02:53):
And three of what?
Speaker 10 (02:54):
What kind of damn chris chrispy. It's really different. Now
you can have two kinds of Kentucky fried tickets to
choose from my regular recipe and my new extra crisp,
extra chrispy.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
I thought to put that.
Speaker 10 (03:10):
Now you have two kinds of Kentucky gied chickens and
jews from.
Speaker 9 (03:14):
It's entirely different.
Speaker 10 (03:16):
Had every bit is finger looking good? You see, you know,
every bit of his finger looking good.
Speaker 9 (03:20):
You see.
Speaker 10 (03:20):
I found a way to cook chicken deep down, to
get that real crisp across some folks life.
Speaker 9 (03:25):
I better be that again, yes.
Speaker 8 (03:29):
Saying it's a good one. Tick the five.
Speaker 9 (03:35):
Most most folks, most most folks, isn't most most folks?
Once again, most most folks have heard about it.
Speaker 10 (03:44):
That's good, very nigh.
Speaker 6 (03:48):
That's right.
Speaker 8 (03:48):
Folks call it the thing.
Speaker 9 (03:50):
That's right.
Speaker 8 (03:50):
Folks call it finger.
Speaker 9 (03:54):
That's right. Folks call it call it things are looking
to that's right. That's that's why, that's why folks call it.
That's right, Folks, college thing you're looking good. That's right,
that's right, folks college here, you're looking good.
Speaker 8 (04:05):
I'm not getting anywhere this name thing.
Speaker 11 (04:12):
Ward?
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Would you like to try it?
Speaker 10 (04:14):
I can't say it.
Speaker 5 (04:15):
I'm try.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Good morning.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
It's a big showing the radio little blooper Real Theater
about twenty minutes right now.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Say wein't gonna connect it over Red.
Speaker 12 (04:57):
Hot, I mean hello Red Hook.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Hey, as mister Pasto, No, this is John Born Billy here.
Speaker 12 (05:06):
Will excuse me while I boogoloo?
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Uh say yours chipper as always.
Speaker 12 (05:12):
Hey, don't start with me, curly. It's that time of
the month. You mean you're pay day? Don't I pray
to the shirt? Did you think you're calling America's Hottest life? Chaplain?
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Just want to jack in with Murray?
Speaker 12 (05:27):
Sorry, baby, he's out in La closing a deal with
George Clooney.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Really No, not really.
Speaker 12 (05:34):
Actually he appears to be picking his nose and coming
to the new issue of Playboy.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
You know, maybe that's why he's not in La closing
the deal with George Clooney.
Speaker 12 (05:42):
Could do? Hey, asking yourself, I'm paying for you. Hey,
nugget byeck that finger out music to push line too.
Jim and Bobby what that all?
Speaker 3 (05:55):
Please be right with you?
Speaker 7 (05:56):
Thank you?
Speaker 3 (05:58):
Hello, jimp Love, Hey had big news. We just made
up some brand new Jimbo and Bobby press kits, and
yesterday one of them got me a major nibble.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Really what happened?
Speaker 3 (06:10):
Well, I paid a little visit to our friends at
Soapstone Pictures.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Soap Stone Picture Ah.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
You've heard of them?
Speaker 1 (06:17):
Not really?
Speaker 3 (06:18):
Well, it's a small regional studio. The head guy's an
old friend of mine. I went by his office to
drop your kid off personally, And and his secretary is
this really hot little redhead named Susie. We got to
talking in the lobby, you know, one thing led to another,
and well I've got a date with her this Friday night.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
Well good for you. So anyway, what about our press kit?
Speaker 3 (06:41):
Press kit?
Speaker 13 (06:41):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (06:42):
I forgot to show it to the guy you are?
I guess I just got so wrapped up talking to
Suessie it kind of slipped my mind.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
I thought you said we got a major nibble.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
I did from Susie hot.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
Stampal Are you supposed to be working for us? Murray?
Speaker 2 (06:56):
Turns out you're just looking out for yourself as usual.
You don't spend five five minutes a day thinking about
our career. I bet you don't even listen to the show.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
Oh that's not true. In fact, I listened to your
show every single day last week.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
All right, tell me some of the stuff you heard.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
Well, let's see you interviewed that guy, what guy? That
the race car guy? Which one the one that drives
the race car? And you had that comedy guy on too,
Which one the one that's got the new album? Or
maybe it was a DVD?
Speaker 1 (07:28):
Uh huh? What else?
Speaker 3 (07:29):
Well, let's see you uh oh, oh you did that thing?
Speaker 1 (07:32):
What page?
Speaker 3 (07:33):
You know that thing? You know, the one you thought
was really great and everybody else thought was kind of dumb,
but they all played along. You thought they were laughing
with you, but they're really laughing at you.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
H well, that's probably just a luggy yes, Timbo.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
Relaxed, babe, everything's gonna work out fine. Give the new
press kits a chance to work that magic were you?
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Murray.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
We've been on your client list for twenty five years.
You've never once come through with a big deal for us.
Speaker 3 (07:59):
Oh oh, back it down, ants, babe. You're never gonna
land a big time gig if you're always looking at
doc pissed off at the world thing.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
It's not the world, it's just one person in particular.
Speaker 3 (08:09):
Oh really who uh see if you.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
Can guess, all right, it's a person who's made a
living for years trading on my good name. The one
who's supposed to have my best interest at heart, but
lets me down every time.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
Oh I get it, Bobby, huh you know, just be
meaning me. I knew that guy was gonna be trouble
from the very beginning. Let's a day. Let's do a
private meeting later. We'll hash it all out in the meantime,
just to act like nothing's wrong. What so Yeah, I'll
get back to you on that, I think. Look out, hey, listen,
let's do the inch thing later. Have you a machine
(08:42):
called my machine and give my love to my best
pal Bobby.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
That's Billy him too, and Jimbo.
Speaker 12 (08:48):
Why call me.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
It's a big show on your radio. Thanks for joining
us this morning.
Speaker 14 (08:59):
Good day roll pal Stevie, No, not the former idiot intern,
the crocodile Stalker. And you're listening to my two favorite
bonds of mates, John Boy and Billy on the big Show.
I'll tell you it's nice to be high and dry.
And safe and sound in this Knacker studio. Hey, what's
this wire for h here's a ain't show on.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
The radio, not going to live on the final Hourness
Monday morning, September the ninth, another bluepert reel theater. In minutes,
rousing rounds of wordy words. We have been playing. They
were already celebrated. Chicken Man, Colonel Sandlers. No, that's Adam Sanders,
(10:24):
Adam Sandler's birthday and Colonel Sanders retired NFL quarterback Joe
Thais when he's seventy five years old today.
Speaker 5 (10:39):
Man, that's uh, he broke his leg.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
Yes, they see his name without thinking about it seeing it.
Speaker 5 (10:46):
That's like life TV. That was a rough one to
see about.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
Hugh Grant. He was a lot of romantic comedies, wasn't
it was the Resurgence.
Speaker 5 (10:56):
He was in the latest Walker movie.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
And uh sixty four of the Day Counter singer Hunter
Hayes is thirty three.
Speaker 5 (11:04):
He's very popular.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
Yeah, we had the Hunter on the Big Show. Sure.
Speaker 15 (11:09):
No.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
Michael Bubla Michael Bublair is Michael.
Speaker 5 (11:14):
He's like from the old song book. He's a Sinatra
type romance, you know, and he's retiring from the road
as well.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
Chicks dig him, but I heard of modern family. Eric
stone Street is fifty three. Which one is he?
Speaker 5 (11:30):
The one that said he thought of his mother to play.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
The big gay guy? That was, Yeah, thats it.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
I like to meet Jackie talking about like, let's see
uh after singer Tom Wopat from Dude from Hazard. Yeah,
that Tom Wopat seventy three today?
Speaker 8 (11:50):
About that?
Speaker 1 (11:51):
How's our boy?
Speaker 5 (11:52):
I think John Schneider's in his late sixties was to
marry him? Which was John Snyder waiting for me behind
the bowler? Now? He said I never showed up right
when he was here, He said, I left like a goat.
Speaker 16 (12:06):
So well, you know you kind of do now that
the goat, Teddy, you remind me of another birthday girl
here modeled Rachel Hunter, the former wife of Rod Stewart,
is fifty fives.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
He's way older.
Speaker 5 (12:21):
Than the way, but I appreciate that.
Speaker 17 (12:23):
Man.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
I think it's Rod Stuart's hair.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
Otis Redding would have been eighty three years old today.
Speaker 5 (12:35):
Why did I think he was older than that?
Speaker 1 (12:38):
Let me see he was one of them. Died in
a plane crash December tenth, nineteen sixty seven. Really young.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
I was only twenty six. Well, yeah, sitting on the
Dog of the Bay, his biggest hit, recorded just three
days before that plane crash. He never got deb to
see this success of that.
Speaker 5 (13:00):
Older voice, though I thought it was like an older singer.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
I think and two and oh, Jimmy the Greek Snyder
would have been one hundred and six is old. We
gotta go back sometime, maybe in Hanson's early career. He's
gotta have some Jimmy the Greek Snyder, either business deals
or or something.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
So all right, well, I'll give us something to do.
Speaker 5 (13:19):
Later degrees of Hanson.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
Yeah and uh yeah, well uh if y'all let Hanson
know we signed another contract another year.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
For the contract, I didn't call him.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
Okay, well he's finally Hey, Terry, somebody was supposed to
call you, tell you we're gonna be getting you up
off the house for though the years.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
I don't get a lazy on.
Speaker 11 (13:42):
That.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
Right.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
Blooper Real Theaters, some wordy word not or Hansen Big
Show rolls on.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
Good Morning.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
I got the Big Show on the radio. Hang over
our final Blooper Real Theater of the morning. Tell you
the price back we're gonna play for a wordy word
mount Olive Piggles prize pack includes a mount Olive hat,
T shirt and a three pack of pickle juicers. Proud
for the National Wheelchair Basketball Association, mount Olive proudly supports
through the Paralympics in Paris last week.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
All right, y'all, come on bloober real better.
Speaker 7 (14:20):
Welcome to Big Show Blooper Reel Theater, where one member
of our cast is portrayed entirely by flubs and fluffs
from the Big Show Blooper Reel. Today, a visitor comes
to the office of John Boy Eisley at the headquarters
of the John Boy and Billy Radio Network. Excuse me,
mister Risley Bie, No, no, no, no, Please don't get up.
(14:41):
I don't mean to interrupt.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
On.
Speaker 7 (14:42):
Doctor Frederick Crane from the Corporate Health and Wellness Department.
You have a minute time here to do the psychological
exam for your annual employee evaluation. This won't take long
at all. Actually it's just a formality. Is this a
good time?
Speaker 1 (14:55):
Big bub blah blat?
Speaker 7 (14:56):
Now see what you won't very good? A few quick questions,
I'll be right out of your way. First of all,
how would you describe your usual state of mind. Are
you a happy person?
Speaker 1 (15:07):
Absolutely? Blue town but wonderful?
Speaker 7 (15:10):
Yes? And will you sleep well ever? Have any recurring
dreams on nightmares?
Speaker 2 (15:15):
Large plain billows, Mount Saint Helens, steven ass thousands intil
they feed.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
Into the air?
Speaker 7 (15:21):
Interesting? And how do you feel when you wake up
from a dream like that?
Speaker 1 (15:25):
Godam want to get a gea habit.
Speaker 7 (15:26):
A perfectly natural reaction. I suppose tell me about your
leisure time activities. For example, what do you have planned
for this weekend?
Speaker 1 (15:34):
I will have my first dimming coconstration?
Speaker 7 (15:37):
I see, is that something you find enjoyable?
Speaker 1 (15:40):
I got a buddy gee.
Speaker 7 (15:42):
Yes. I also understand you're a big NASCAR fan and
an enthusiastic follower of Tennessee football as well.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
Hey, my volunteers, now, he does you come over wropping
your rocky top and stuff and.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
Say it up? Indeed?
Speaker 11 (15:55):
All right?
Speaker 7 (15:56):
Now we need to do a quick vision test. Can
you tell me what it says on this car?
Speaker 1 (16:01):
Tom snacks? Talk up each Tom?
Speaker 7 (16:05):
How about this one?
Speaker 1 (16:06):
Your car care and a car bumpers costs less?
Speaker 7 (16:11):
Mister Risley, I'm not an eye doctor, but I suspect
you probably need some sort of reading glasses.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
Probably we don't see them, probably Lidsey's.
Speaker 7 (16:21):
I'd suggest you make an appointment with an optometrist. We'll
call over to our rage app headed target so yourself.
I really think taking action on this will solve a
lot of the problems. You seem to be happy.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
Is team Clink painting?
Speaker 7 (16:35):
Yes by mister Risley. I think I have everything I need.
I'll just get out of your way now.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
How about man Ah? It was a pleasure to meet
shot back Rob NATCHI Tomy.
Speaker 7 (16:47):
Yes, have a nice day. I'll see you next year. Hi,
I'm sorry, was there something else? Don't forget Greg's Comedy
Central for Peers special. I'll make a note of that now.
If it excuse me, I'm going to step into the
office right here store and make a few voice notes.
All right, Employee b R five four nine. Mister Risley,
(17:08):
subject appears to have deteriorated a bit from his last evaluation.
In my judgment, it will not be long before his
personal eccentricities start showing up in his on air work.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
Slip on their body and black veil show, big shows
on the radio. Well done, We'll call over to our
Rage app head of targets. Next up, this special stop
up on top, stock up those beautiful man, Thank you,
(17:43):
good thing there, buds, lemon, hey down of lemon, or
better than the chicken salad, the chicken that we comparison.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
Congratulations, Okay, I'm finished. Congrats of lateness. That was the
last congratulations right there. So now clear that head.
Speaker 2 (18:04):
Let's play some morty word one eight hundred Big Show
you told free line, Get a couple contestants and play next.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
You use your tongue. Pertier twenty dollars.
Speaker 2 (18:12):
Or good morning of Big Shows on the radio, left
(18:43):
handed reverirs off the wall, off the rim so I
could get my rebound back. Monday morning, September ninth, Big
Shows on the Radio, first rounds of the week.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
Let's good.
Speaker 2 (18:58):
This portion of the Big Show is spawnsor sure by
Draft Kings. Stay tuned to hear more about Draft Kings
and all it has to offer throughout the Big Show.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
Draft Kings. The crown is yours.
Speaker 17 (19:10):
I went everybody's head about the bad.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
They don't word the word don't word.
Speaker 3 (19:14):
He worried.
Speaker 2 (19:14):
Let's meet the contestants. We got Kobe from loose Dale, Mississippi.
Good morning, Kobe, Hey body. Then you were playing Sandy
from Lexington, Kentucky. Good morning, Sanday, what that John Boy?
Speaker 1 (19:31):
Good morning?
Speaker 2 (19:32):
Alright boys Mississippi versus Kentucky sac showdown of wonderful things
to come come all right then, Kobe you on the
John Boys team Sanday with Tater today.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
Is never Sandy?
Speaker 5 (19:49):
Is that you?
Speaker 3 (19:51):
Yes?
Speaker 12 (19:51):
First?
Speaker 3 (19:51):
All right?
Speaker 12 (19:53):
Deal?
Speaker 1 (19:53):
All right then?
Speaker 2 (19:54):
So uh, Sandy, you relax, Tayy, you get a tap
of the words and me and Kobe will see what
we can put on the board.
Speaker 1 (20:04):
Suggestions. All right, Colby, are you ready? I'm ready? Okay,
start the clock now, get a hook and a bait
and I want to catch a.
Speaker 15 (20:16):
Yes.
Speaker 12 (20:17):
Uh huh oh.
Speaker 1 (20:18):
This is a guy that serves in the navy.
Speaker 12 (20:20):
He is a.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
Word another one pop by the pop by the what man? Yes, okay,
say thank you? And what the magic word? Say what
when you're asking blank? Yes? Please? All right?
Speaker 15 (20:41):
Now?
Speaker 1 (20:41):
This is you set behind this at work?
Speaker 14 (20:46):
Please?
Speaker 17 (20:47):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (20:47):
Please? Did I say that? Yes? After he said please
get me by the reason in there? I got another
three on the board. Call me good work with what
I gave you, buddy. Let's see what Sandy and Taylor
can do for round one. Ready, Sandy, Yes, sir, I'm.
Speaker 5 (21:11):
Ready and go students, sit down at a what Yes, hey,
what is your blank? What is your Christian blank? Your
mom gave it to you? Yes, you you're good.
Speaker 8 (21:29):
You carve this?
Speaker 14 (21:30):
Uh?
Speaker 5 (21:31):
You carve this at Halloween?
Speaker 1 (21:33):
This fruit?
Speaker 5 (21:34):
What do you carve?
Speaker 17 (21:35):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (21:37):
So, yeah, this is a rank in the in the military. Also,
the opposite of a minor is a what later yet
a girl?
Speaker 12 (21:47):
Ah?
Speaker 2 (21:47):
Right, well you but a four on the board to
take the lead by one. No, it's not over yet,
got another round to go.
Speaker 1 (21:59):
There's a were me and Colby really stepping up, right, Coby,
that's all right there? Do you get that up? All right?
Speaker 2 (22:08):
Start the clock now? TV show the Big blank theory?
Speaker 17 (22:14):
Yes?
Speaker 15 (22:15):
Uh?
Speaker 12 (22:15):
Huh.
Speaker 1 (22:16):
When you push this button and it makes it go away?
Push the blank button?
Speaker 12 (22:20):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (22:22):
What what do you do? You make something go away?
You you blanket?
Speaker 5 (22:28):
What?
Speaker 15 (22:29):
No? No? No?
Speaker 1 (22:33):
On a computer you move remove that word? Yes, yes,
all right, this is a class you would take with
test tubes.
Speaker 16 (22:45):
Suck, Jackie, and I felt compelled to jump in on
the computer question with your lack of experience.
Speaker 2 (22:54):
Yeah, well I was seeing into my head. Let's see
that a little delete, all right, Coby. Let's say we
got a five on the board. So here's what I hate,
waiting for Tayter to win.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
All Right, one will tie, Sandy, you get two and
you win. Are you ready?
Speaker 5 (23:11):
You taking the fun out of it?
Speaker 2 (23:15):
I know, all right, we'll trying to. I'm gonna listen
real close to what Sandy says. I'm taking yellows word
for because I heard a bunch of.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
Alright one the time.
Speaker 18 (23:29):
Last one.
Speaker 5 (23:29):
Oh shut up, go the class with test tubes and
you make exp laboratory. Now, but what's the class called?
It's a blank class. It's a math class.
Speaker 8 (23:43):
It's a class.
Speaker 5 (23:44):
Yeah, no, this is the.
Speaker 3 (23:48):
Biology class.
Speaker 5 (23:50):
No. I don't know how else to get you to
say this.
Speaker 18 (23:53):
Uh, this class.
Speaker 5 (23:57):
Middle And the word is like you blank your dress?
You have when you shorten your dress?
Speaker 8 (24:01):
You you do what to him?
Speaker 3 (24:04):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (24:04):
So the word is, oh, there's the Pleasa told me
whens before I was wrong.
Speaker 12 (24:16):
I loved it.
Speaker 1 (24:19):
I'm sorry, she said him class.
Speaker 2 (24:26):
Okay, let's say, Toby, did you happen to know the words?
Speaker 5 (24:31):
Kim?
Speaker 3 (24:31):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (24:32):
I don't you feel better about your other fan? Pare there? Sandy?
Good news? Sandy? You can play again anytime? All right,
I'm all right, thank you, I'm sorry, go ahead, Sandy, I.
Speaker 15 (24:49):
Just wanted to get y'all a big shout out to
my nephew, wild man Bill King to introduced me to
El several years ago.
Speaker 2 (24:56):
Well awesome, Sandy. Yeah, have y'all listen up in Lexington. Yeah,
swaitness on, hang on now, you got to get Kobe.
You a big old mount Holly Piggles prize back, head
down the loose Deale, Good game, son.
Speaker 3 (25:10):
Sweet, thank you.
Speaker 2 (25:11):
Shout out to Larry bo Stards.
Speaker 1 (25:13):
Got you boy. Yeah, you're taking credit for Kobe.
Speaker 5 (25:21):
Absolutely because that's the word you left off on.
Speaker 8 (25:24):
He got it.
Speaker 5 (25:25):
He knew it was chemistry.
Speaker 1 (25:25):
Because of my clues. You Oh got it. We'll give
you half a point?
Speaker 3 (25:30):
All right?
Speaker 1 (25:31):
That back up? Oh be half okay? If I laughed.
Speaker 2 (25:39):
Fuzz no click that on air contest button. If you
would like to be a part of this wordy word game,
because we have a lot lined up. Everybody clicks that
they want to play wordy words. Okay, let's say Eric
Moore out of Durham, North Carolina with today's bit request.
Eric says, glad football is back. Play that time, Mary
(25:59):
O tall you all about Monday night football? All right, Eric,
we'll do it next your morning Big shows on the radios.
Speaker 1 (26:31):
You'd like to hear it when you heard that funny
bit on the Big Show.
Speaker 2 (26:35):
We play a requests about this time every Monday through Friday.
Eric Moore from Durham, North Carolina, gainst today.
Speaker 7 (26:43):
Right the talk out.
Speaker 2 (26:46):
It's very old my childhood buddy moving from the green
room to the control room somewhat resistfully always.
Speaker 7 (26:57):
Because it involves moving.
Speaker 8 (27:00):
I try to tell people stay in the green Now.
Speaker 1 (27:04):
Mario has some thoughts on the Monday night football game.
Speaker 19 (27:07):
I'm you know the game we've seen that Monday night
against Atlanta and New Orleans. It was a big deal
that everybody was, you know, hyped up for it. Uh
first return back to the real Yeah, and everybody was
pumped up for it. The game was actually pretty good. Yeah,
(27:28):
but this pregame music deal so crying out loud. I mean,
you know, you think about the home place of jazz,
all the great jazz artists I have there that could
come back from Marcellus's and different people they get these
it's the first guy that comes.
Speaker 8 (27:46):
Out that sludge got what's his name?
Speaker 1 (27:48):
What you too?
Speaker 8 (27:49):
On YouTube guitars Guitar.
Speaker 7 (27:51):
Sludge sludging on the guys on the fishing damn.
Speaker 19 (27:58):
And he you know, he looks like a jack with
the boggain on and he figured him out. And then
you know, get this little mascared, Gothic looking rascal.
Speaker 8 (28:09):
Uh it looks like he's about fifteen about green Day,
Green Day.
Speaker 19 (28:13):
Yeah, And I said, you know, he hates America in England.
He ain't nothing he likes by America.
Speaker 8 (28:19):
He just hates it. And uh, I can't carry a
tune in a bucket. That boy can't sing a list.
Speaker 1 (28:26):
Didn't do it, oh sir.
Speaker 19 (28:27):
And then the final mister bonehead what's his name? He
comes on, Oh boy, and he this is the guy
that tells America that we're not paying enough to support
Africa and these different places. Listen, have you ever heard
the Marshall Plan when we we we built complete continent,
(28:50):
you know, And he's sitting there trying to tell us
how to spend.
Speaker 1 (28:54):
Monk giving us country in the world.
Speaker 8 (28:58):
And we ain't give enough. Plea he go to go
eat a potato over in Ireland and leave us alone.
Speaker 6 (29:04):
He's earned some money anyway. I don't see him right
in the checking You.
Speaker 8 (29:08):
Not a lick.
Speaker 19 (29:11):
I've had about all I can stand and he gets
a singing, and he's singing some New Orleans stuff that
don't make a lick of.
Speaker 1 (29:17):
Sent I mean, you too is the number one band
in the world.
Speaker 8 (29:22):
A right, Well they can be. You go somewhere else
in the world because this part of my world don't
get it.
Speaker 7 (29:28):
I would have bet one hundred dollars Merrio would never
come in here talking and the Marshall plan would come
up here. I'm repressed.
Speaker 19 (29:37):
I mean for crying out loud. These boys come over
here and try to tell us how to spend our money,
and then all we do is America is give, give, give,
And these people.
Speaker 8 (29:47):
Are telling us we not giving enough.
Speaker 6 (29:50):
Why don't we just stay home for the next fifty years,
just on everybody fund for himself.
Speaker 8 (29:53):
Hey, here's an American says one thing, kiss my butt.
Speaker 19 (29:58):
We dave about all we can Gil, you know, we're
tired of get That's something that's some of these other
spud eating risks guild.
Speaker 8 (30:09):
I mean, I you know, I can't figure it out.
Speaker 19 (30:11):
For crying out loud, for crying out loud, Green Day,
Oh please talking about giving money.
Speaker 6 (30:19):
Do you think they performed there for free?
Speaker 8 (30:21):
Oh no, no, you can bet they got paid.
Speaker 6 (30:24):
Yeah, and they didn't clean up the dress room when
they were done.
Speaker 8 (30:26):
Who would invite them?
Speaker 17 (30:27):
I don't know.
Speaker 8 (30:28):
I did invite them. I don't want to. You know,
ESPN needs to get get their minds together.
Speaker 2 (30:35):
What about Spike Lee in the booth talking about using
that to get on the president.
Speaker 8 (30:39):
Spike Lee, you know this is a football game. Football
ready for some football?
Speaker 3 (30:45):
Helloo?
Speaker 8 (30:46):
I mean, please just shut you out.
Speaker 6 (30:47):
We spend a little more time trying to make a
good movie.
Speaker 12 (30:50):
Uh.
Speaker 6 (30:50):
He would have to be setting in the booth of
the football games.
Speaker 8 (30:52):
Yeah, I just don't get it. Maybe I need to
go back in the country.
Speaker 6 (30:58):
I think you need to have a little one on
one time.
Speaker 1 (31:00):
It's quite late.
Speaker 8 (31:01):
Oh, he'd be light work. I couldn't get it. I
I carried to New York out of him.
Speaker 6 (31:12):
Would you have him dressing in pink?
Speaker 8 (31:14):
Oh, he'd be pink and just running like a girl.
Speaker 15 (31:19):
There is.
Speaker 1 (31:22):
There, he goes, Thank you very much, Mary.
Speaker 8 (31:25):
I'm gone agreement where I belong.
Speaker 13 (31:29):
I'm not a radio man.
Speaker 12 (31:31):
This is good.
Speaker 1 (31:33):
The back of the green maybe made a man ask
her nerd to be joining.
Speaker 2 (31:36):
It A little lady, good morning, Please show y'all hanging
(32:08):
with us this Monday morning.
Speaker 5 (32:11):
I just want to before you get into your your
bit fox thing, I just got to ask you, are
you going to eat that or what? Because he has
a he has an opened oatmeal round over here that's
like the size of my head and it keeps inching
closer and closer to me, and it's like got three
bites out of it. And if you don't want it,
I was looking at it all morning, but.
Speaker 1 (32:30):
I know, baby, you push it over there? The purpose
Eric Moore's fault, this bit request.
Speaker 6 (32:36):
I haven't been grabbing it.
Speaker 1 (32:37):
Want to get an oatmeal cookie on it?
Speaker 5 (32:40):
Just moving back.
Speaker 1 (32:44):
Let's start at one end. Then we'll meet like the
lady on the train, work.
Speaker 5 (32:49):
Our way around it.
Speaker 8 (32:50):
Okay, okay, let me.
Speaker 1 (32:55):
First.
Speaker 2 (32:55):
He has our feature the track for the Big Show,
bent box keyword for this, y'all.
Speaker 1 (33:04):
What's up?
Speaker 11 (33:05):
China is back baby with my number one brother from
a mentally disturberted mother, Carl Shiulders, And we're opening another
business right here in beautiful downtown Millsburg.
Speaker 13 (33:17):
Lay it on a baby, all right?
Speaker 3 (33:19):
Then?
Speaker 17 (33:20):
Everybody knows women likes to complain A good bit they
time two complaints.
Speaker 18 (33:25):
Is my fate heart and I forgot to buy beloney.
Speaker 13 (33:29):
Well, baby, we got you covered.
Speaker 11 (33:31):
Come on down to the grand opening of King Carl's
Feats's and Meets his Booty, the place.
Speaker 17 (33:37):
To go for top quality foot mastage and discount lunch beat.
Speaker 11 (33:41):
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rubbed the grumpy out of them from your Latin club operas.
Speaker 18 (33:49):
I've got what they call problem fae.
Speaker 7 (33:51):
Are they good?
Speaker 13 (33:53):
Oh? Hell yes?
Speaker 11 (33:54):
We hire all cars slightly terrifying friends from the nervous
hospital who like feats, and I mean really like feats.
Speaker 13 (34:03):
They got that what you call foot's feetish.
Speaker 18 (34:06):
I don't know about that. Is it safe?
Speaker 17 (34:09):
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Speaker 13 (34:10):
All our employees uh toutsy technicians.
Speaker 17 (34:15):
Toutsy technicians are heavily medicated for your protection. We have
a saying around the shop here. If they are drooling,
they ain't fooling there like little bitty Lambs.
Speaker 11 (34:27):
Yeah, if little Betty Lambs had a grip like King Kam.
But to be safe, we got them strapped into them
canniballect of masts and chained to the wall.
Speaker 13 (34:36):
Better safe than sorry.
Speaker 11 (34:37):
And by sorry, I mean some pretty young thing walking
around town with a nod off foot.
Speaker 15 (34:43):
Well, anybody can rub a fut. What makes you so special?
Speaker 17 (34:49):
I'm glad you asked.
Speaker 15 (34:50):
Bro.
Speaker 17 (34:50):
You ladies, that is a shame to your feet. I
can Carls's perfect for you.
Speaker 1 (34:55):
Damn straight.
Speaker 11 (34:57):
Don't matter how crusty, nasty, stinky, cheesy, funky and groceriss
your feet is.
Speaker 13 (35:03):
These windows love it.
Speaker 11 (35:05):
They'll take a belt sanda to them, thick yellow toenails,
just like that scene from Dumb and Dumbing.
Speaker 17 (35:11):
Don't go around with them thick cracked calluses. We'll have
a couple of fellers from the woodshop come in here
with a hash and get them things back to square.
Speaker 13 (35:19):
Now they buff and polish them off with this big
old lava rock and the coop disgrace. They soak them
in a bucket of menace.
Speaker 17 (35:28):
That little fish they't plumb love eating a dead skin
off in your feet.
Speaker 15 (35:33):
Hey hey, that tickles all right, I'm sold. But all
this pampering gave me a powerful appetite.
Speaker 17 (35:42):
We're way ahead of you.
Speaker 11 (35:43):
We know, took care of your fixes. Now let's get
to the meats. We got the best discount lunch meats
in Millsburg.
Speaker 17 (35:51):
Don't pay top dollar at them big stores. We got
everything you want and a lot of stuff.
Speaker 15 (35:57):
You know.
Speaker 11 (35:58):
We got roast beef City, half country ham, turkey, turkey, loaf, pastrami,
turkey pastrami, olive loaf, pimento loaf, Jalipino loaf balloonea, all
beef balloonea, no beef, Blooney, pony Ballooney, no meat, Phony baloney,
Sou's meat hawkscrappled tongue, blood pudding, liverworst liver best big whennies.
Speaker 1 (36:16):
Little winnies Viaeita whennies.
Speaker 6 (36:18):
And for a limit of time, we got.
Speaker 11 (36:20):
Into Garrett Bucy's stash of monkey span whilst applied.
Speaker 18 (36:24):
Last I never had monkey before? Is it very monkey?
Speaker 17 (36:30):
The feller running the slasher. There is the butcher of Milderton,
that fella that cut them tourists up a few years ago.
Speaker 1 (36:39):
He's good and he works the leftovers.
Speaker 17 (36:43):
We're right off with doctor Schoel Parkway on Manny Petty Boulevard,
next to Jojo to Jam's Homemade Preserves and cell phone repair.
Speaker 20 (36:52):
Sign me up, Oh big girl, I take care of
you my own self. I'm the foot massa God's master.
Look at them sexy cackles.
Speaker 17 (37:07):
We're kind of going Stiddy.
Speaker 18 (37:09):
If you like it, you should have put a ring
on that pops.
Speaker 11 (37:13):
Get all down the I can Carls features and meets
his open seven days a week because crazy folks don't
need a day off.
Speaker 17 (37:21):
What's you flirt with my girlfriend firm?
Speaker 1 (37:23):
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Speaker 8 (38:00):
Are you leaning
Speaker 5 (38:02):
M
Good morning, The Big Show is on the radio. Yes
it is.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Colonel Sanders would have been one hundred and thirteen years
old today. Before we tell you about the Colonel well ago,
he tried to stay active.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
To the very end.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
We've got one of his last recording sessions, and is
it and one of them dinond bill of deals we're
making up and tell you it's the last.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
You know.
Speaker 4 (00:39):
They've got him stuffed and in casing some kind of
plastic because I saw him sitting on a bench in
a Kentucky Fried Chicken the other day. Really, yeah, he's
like mounted in there.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
You liked McDonald didn't it?
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (00:52):
They did?
Speaker 1 (00:53):
What about the Shawnies? Big Boy? Whatever happened to him?
Speaker 6 (00:56):
He'll get kidnapped every once in a while.
Speaker 7 (00:57):
That's one of them there. It's always the target of
the America. There's a big there's a.
Speaker 4 (01:02):
Big Boy graveyard somewhere. It's got like three hundred of
them just sitting out.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Oh man, I'd love to have one of those. Wouldn't
that be great for the diner downstairs? Oh yes, I
gotta have one, all right.
Speaker 8 (01:12):
So if anybody you.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Find that's Big Boy graveyard.
Speaker 6 (01:18):
Ain't you got enough?
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Chip?
Speaker 7 (01:19):
Faded big boys hanging on your base.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Before we getting too far off, let's listen to one
of his last recording sessions, quiet.
Speaker 8 (01:32):
Again. I found a way to cook, too.
Speaker 9 (01:34):
I found a way to cook extra.
Speaker 10 (01:37):
Come on over and try my it's entirely different. Yeah,
it's just as tender and tasty.
Speaker 9 (01:44):
And that's just his finger looking good.
Speaker 10 (01:46):
You see. I found a way to cook kicking deep
down and get that real crush because of some folks
like it's just as tender and jersey, and I'll get
it out. And I found a way to cook kicking
deep down and get that press, the real press. Yeah,
yet it's entirely different.
Speaker 6 (02:06):
This will be line thirty.
Speaker 9 (02:08):
Tick one.
Speaker 10 (02:09):
Now you have two kinds of Kentucky fried chicken. And
now you have two kinds of Kentucky fried chicken to
choose from.
Speaker 8 (02:19):
Yet tender and juicy.
Speaker 10 (02:21):
I said, you know, it's better take choke what you
read it.
Speaker 8 (02:27):
Hey, we'll record now you have too.
Speaker 10 (02:30):
Now you have two kinds of Kentucky fried chicken, and
choose from my regular recipe.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
Take three.
Speaker 10 (02:37):
It's entirely different. It's entirely different. Whatever, But now you
have yourself. Now you have Now you have two kinds
of kentuckting fried chicken.
Speaker 9 (02:47):
Let me get that describe software an quin's.
Speaker 8 (02:49):
Looking at it?
Speaker 10 (02:50):
What real krusty?
Speaker 9 (02:53):
And three of what?
Speaker 10 (02:54):
What kind of damn chris chrispy. It's really different. Now
you can have two kinds of Kentucky fried tickets to
choose from my regular recipe and my new extra crisp,
extra chrispy.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
I thought to put that.
Speaker 10 (03:10):
Now you have two kinds of Kentucky gied chickens and
jews from.
Speaker 9 (03:14):
It's entirely different.
Speaker 10 (03:16):
Had every bit is finger looking good? You see, you know,
every bit of his finger looking good.
Speaker 9 (03:20):
You see.
Speaker 10 (03:20):
I found a way to cook chicken deep down, to
get that real crisp across some folks life.
Speaker 9 (03:25):
I better be that again, yes.
Speaker 8 (03:29):
Saying it's a good one. Tick the five.
Speaker 9 (03:35):
Most most folks, most most folks, isn't most most folks?
Once again, most most folks have heard about it.
Speaker 10 (03:44):
That's good, very nigh.
Speaker 6 (03:48):
That's right.
Speaker 8 (03:48):
Folks call it the thing.
Speaker 9 (03:50):
That's right.
Speaker 8 (03:50):
Folks call it finger.
Speaker 9 (03:54):
That's right. Folks call it call it things are looking
to that's right. That's that's why, that's why folks call it.
That's right, Folks, college thing you're looking good. That's right,
that's right, folks college here, you're looking good.
Speaker 8 (04:05):
I'm not getting anywhere this name thing.
Speaker 11 (04:12):
Ward?
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Would you like to try it?
Speaker 10 (04:14):
I can't say it.
Speaker 5 (04:15):
I'm try.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Good morning.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
It's a big showing the radio little blooper Real Theater
about twenty minutes right now.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Say wein't gonna connect it over Red.
Speaker 12 (04:57):
Hot, I mean hello Red Hook.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Hey, as mister Pasto, No, this is John Born Billy here.
Speaker 12 (05:06):
Will excuse me while I boogoloo?
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Uh say yours chipper as always.
Speaker 12 (05:12):
Hey, don't start with me, curly. It's that time of
the month. You mean you're pay day? Don't I pray
to the shirt? Did you think you're calling America's Hottest life? Chaplain?
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Just want to jack in with Murray?
Speaker 12 (05:27):
Sorry, baby, he's out in La closing a deal with
George Clooney.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Really No, not really.
Speaker 12 (05:34):
Actually he appears to be picking his nose and coming
to the new issue of Playboy.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
You know, maybe that's why he's not in La closing
the deal with George Clooney.
Speaker 12 (05:42):
Could do? Hey, asking yourself, I'm paying for you. Hey,
nugget byeck that finger out music to push line too.
Jim and Bobby what that all?
Speaker 3 (05:55):
Please be right with you?
Speaker 7 (05:56):
Thank you?
Speaker 3 (05:58):
Hello, jimp Love, Hey had big news. We just made
up some brand new Jimbo and Bobby press kits, and
yesterday one of them got me a major nibble.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Really what happened?
Speaker 3 (06:10):
Well, I paid a little visit to our friends at
Soapstone Pictures.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Soap Stone Picture Ah.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
You've heard of them?
Speaker 1 (06:17):
Not really?
Speaker 3 (06:18):
Well, it's a small regional studio. The head guy's an
old friend of mine. I went by his office to
drop your kid off personally, And and his secretary is
this really hot little redhead named Susie. We got to
talking in the lobby, you know, one thing led to another,
and well I've got a date with her this Friday night.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
Well good for you. So anyway, what about our press kit?
Speaker 3 (06:41):
Press kit?
Speaker 13 (06:41):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (06:42):
I forgot to show it to the guy you are?
I guess I just got so wrapped up talking to
Suessie it kind of slipped my mind.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
I thought you said we got a major nibble.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
I did from Susie hot.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
Stampal Are you supposed to be working for us? Murray?
Speaker 2 (06:56):
Turns out you're just looking out for yourself as usual.
You don't spend five five minutes a day thinking about
our career. I bet you don't even listen to the show.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
Oh that's not true. In fact, I listened to your
show every single day last week.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
All right, tell me some of the stuff you heard.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
Well, let's see you interviewed that guy, what guy? That
the race car guy? Which one the one that drives
the race car? And you had that comedy guy on too,
Which one the one that's got the new album? Or
maybe it was a DVD?
Speaker 1 (07:28):
Uh huh? What else?
Speaker 3 (07:29):
Well, let's see you uh oh, oh you did that thing?
Speaker 1 (07:32):
What page?
Speaker 3 (07:33):
You know that thing? You know, the one you thought
was really great and everybody else thought was kind of dumb,
but they all played along. You thought they were laughing
with you, but they're really laughing at you.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
H well, that's probably just a luggy yes, Timbo.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
Relaxed, babe, everything's gonna work out fine. Give the new
press kits a chance to work that magic were you?
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Murray.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
We've been on your client list for twenty five years.
You've never once come through with a big deal for us.
Speaker 3 (07:59):
Oh oh, back it down, ants, babe. You're never gonna
land a big time gig if you're always looking at
doc pissed off at the world thing.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
It's not the world, it's just one person in particular.
Speaker 3 (08:09):
Oh really who uh see if you.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
Can guess, all right, it's a person who's made a
living for years trading on my good name. The one
who's supposed to have my best interest at heart, but
lets me down every time.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
Oh I get it, Bobby, huh you know, just be
meaning me. I knew that guy was gonna be trouble
from the very beginning. Let's a day. Let's do a
private meeting later. We'll hash it all out in the meantime,
just to act like nothing's wrong. What so Yeah, I'll
get back to you on that, I think. Look out, hey, listen,
let's do the inch thing later. Have you a machine
(08:42):
called my machine and give my love to my best
pal Bobby.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
That's Billy him too, and Jimbo.
Speaker 12 (08:48):
Why call me.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
It's a big show on your radio. Thanks for joining
us this morning.
Speaker 14 (08:59):
Good day roll pal Stevie, No, not the former idiot intern,
the crocodile Stalker. And you're listening to my two favorite
bonds of mates, John Boy and Billy on the big Show.
I'll tell you it's nice to be high and dry.
And safe and sound in this Knacker studio. Hey, what's
this wire for h here's a ain't show on.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
The radio, not going to live on the final Hourness
Monday morning, September the ninth, another bluepert reel theater. In minutes,
rousing rounds of wordy words. We have been playing. They
were already celebrated. Chicken Man, Colonel Sandlers. No, that's Adam Sanders,
(10:24):
Adam Sandler's birthday and Colonel Sanders retired NFL quarterback Joe
Thais when he's seventy five years old today.
Speaker 5 (10:39):
Man, that's uh, he broke his leg.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
Yes, they see his name without thinking about it seeing it.
Speaker 5 (10:46):
That's like life TV. That was a rough one to
see about.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
Hugh Grant. He was a lot of romantic comedies, wasn't
it was the Resurgence.
Speaker 5 (10:56):
He was in the latest Walker movie.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
And uh sixty four of the Day Counter singer Hunter
Hayes is thirty three.
Speaker 5 (11:04):
He's very popular.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
Yeah, we had the Hunter on the Big Show. Sure.
Speaker 15 (11:09):
No.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
Michael Bubla Michael Bublair is Michael.
Speaker 5 (11:14):
He's like from the old song book. He's a Sinatra
type romance, you know, and he's retiring from the road
as well.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
Chicks dig him, but I heard of modern family. Eric
stone Street is fifty three. Which one is he?
Speaker 5 (11:30):
The one that said he thought of his mother to play.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
The big gay guy? That was, Yeah, thats it.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
I like to meet Jackie talking about like, let's see
uh after singer Tom Wopat from Dude from Hazard. Yeah,
that Tom Wopat seventy three today?
Speaker 8 (11:50):
About that?
Speaker 1 (11:51):
How's our boy?
Speaker 5 (11:52):
I think John Schneider's in his late sixties was to
marry him? Which was John Snyder waiting for me behind
the bowler? Now? He said I never showed up right
when he was here, He said, I left like a goat.
Speaker 16 (12:06):
So well, you know you kind of do now that
the goat, Teddy, you remind me of another birthday girl
here modeled Rachel Hunter, the former wife of Rod Stewart,
is fifty fives.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
He's way older.
Speaker 5 (12:21):
Than the way, but I appreciate that.
Speaker 17 (12:23):
Man.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
I think it's Rod Stuart's hair.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
Otis Redding would have been eighty three years old today.
Speaker 5 (12:35):
Why did I think he was older than that?
Speaker 1 (12:38):
Let me see he was one of them. Died in
a plane crash December tenth, nineteen sixty seven. Really young.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
I was only twenty six. Well, yeah, sitting on the
Dog of the Bay, his biggest hit, recorded just three
days before that plane crash. He never got deb to
see this success of that.
Speaker 5 (13:00):
Older voice, though I thought it was like an older singer.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
I think and two and oh, Jimmy the Greek Snyder
would have been one hundred and six is old. We
gotta go back sometime, maybe in Hanson's early career. He's
gotta have some Jimmy the Greek Snyder, either business deals
or or something.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
So all right, well, I'll give us something to do.
Speaker 5 (13:19):
Later degrees of Hanson.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
Yeah and uh yeah, well uh if y'all let Hanson
know we signed another contract another year.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
For the contract, I didn't call him.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
Okay, well he's finally Hey, Terry, somebody was supposed to
call you, tell you we're gonna be getting you up
off the house for though the years.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
I don't get a lazy on.
Speaker 11 (13:42):
That.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
Right.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
Blooper Real Theaters, some wordy word not or Hansen Big
Show rolls on.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
Good Morning.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
I got the Big Show on the radio. Hang over
our final Blooper Real Theater of the morning. Tell you
the price back we're gonna play for a wordy word
mount Olive Piggles prize pack includes a mount Olive hat,
T shirt and a three pack of pickle juicers. Proud
for the National Wheelchair Basketball Association, mount Olive proudly supports
through the Paralympics in Paris last week.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
All right, y'all, come on bloober real better.
Speaker 7 (14:20):
Welcome to Big Show Blooper Reel Theater, where one member
of our cast is portrayed entirely by flubs and fluffs
from the Big Show Blooper Reel. Today, a visitor comes
to the office of John Boy Eisley at the headquarters
of the John Boy and Billy Radio Network. Excuse me,
mister Risley Bie, No, no, no, no, Please don't get up.
(14:41):
I don't mean to interrupt.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
On.
Speaker 7 (14:42):
Doctor Frederick Crane from the Corporate Health and Wellness Department.
You have a minute time here to do the psychological
exam for your annual employee evaluation. This won't take long
at all. Actually it's just a formality. Is this a
good time?
Speaker 1 (14:55):
Big bub blah blat?
Speaker 7 (14:56):
Now see what you won't very good? A few quick questions,
I'll be right out of your way. First of all,
how would you describe your usual state of mind. Are
you a happy person?
Speaker 1 (15:07):
Absolutely? Blue town but wonderful?
Speaker 7 (15:10):
Yes? And will you sleep well ever? Have any recurring
dreams on nightmares?
Speaker 2 (15:15):
Large plain billows, Mount Saint Helens, steven ass thousands intil
they feed.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
Into the air?
Speaker 7 (15:21):
Interesting? And how do you feel when you wake up
from a dream like that?
Speaker 1 (15:25):
Godam want to get a gea habit.
Speaker 7 (15:26):
A perfectly natural reaction. I suppose tell me about your
leisure time activities. For example, what do you have planned
for this weekend?
Speaker 1 (15:34):
I will have my first dimming coconstration?
Speaker 7 (15:37):
I see, is that something you find enjoyable?
Speaker 1 (15:40):
I got a buddy gee.
Speaker 7 (15:42):
Yes. I also understand you're a big NASCAR fan and
an enthusiastic follower of Tennessee football as well.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
Hey, my volunteers, now, he does you come over wropping
your rocky top and stuff and.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
Say it up? Indeed?
Speaker 11 (15:55):
All right?
Speaker 7 (15:56):
Now we need to do a quick vision test. Can
you tell me what it says on this car?
Speaker 1 (16:01):
Tom snacks? Talk up each Tom?
Speaker 7 (16:05):
How about this one?
Speaker 1 (16:06):
Your car care and a car bumpers costs less?
Speaker 7 (16:11):
Mister Risley, I'm not an eye doctor, but I suspect
you probably need some sort of reading glasses.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
Probably we don't see them, probably Lidsey's.
Speaker 7 (16:21):
I'd suggest you make an appointment with an optometrist. We'll
call over to our rage app headed target so yourself.
I really think taking action on this will solve a
lot of the problems. You seem to be happy.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
Is team Clink painting?
Speaker 7 (16:35):
Yes by mister Risley. I think I have everything I need.
I'll just get out of your way now.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
How about man Ah? It was a pleasure to meet
shot back Rob NATCHI Tomy.
Speaker 7 (16:47):
Yes, have a nice day. I'll see you next year. Hi,
I'm sorry, was there something else? Don't forget Greg's Comedy
Central for Peers special. I'll make a note of that now.
If it excuse me, I'm going to step into the
office right here store and make a few voice notes.
All right, Employee b R five four nine. Mister Risley,
(17:08):
subject appears to have deteriorated a bit from his last evaluation.
In my judgment, it will not be long before his
personal eccentricities start showing up in his on air work.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
Slip on their body and black veil show, big shows
on the radio. Well done, We'll call over to our
Rage app head of targets. Next up, this special stop
up on top, stock up those beautiful man, Thank you,
(17:43):
good thing there, buds, lemon, hey down of lemon, or
better than the chicken salad, the chicken that we comparison.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
Congratulations, Okay, I'm finished. Congrats of lateness. That was the
last congratulations right there. So now clear that head.
Speaker 2 (18:04):
Let's play some morty word one eight hundred Big Show
you told free line, Get a couple contestants and play next.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
You use your tongue. Pertier twenty dollars.
Speaker 2 (18:12):
Or good morning of Big Shows on the radio, left
(18:43):
handed reverirs off the wall, off the rim so I
could get my rebound back. Monday morning, September ninth, Big
Shows on the Radio, first rounds of the week.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
Let's good.
Speaker 2 (18:58):
This portion of the Big Show is spawnsor sure by
Draft Kings. Stay tuned to hear more about Draft Kings
and all it has to offer throughout the Big Show.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
Draft Kings. The crown is yours.
Speaker 17 (19:10):
I went everybody's head about the bad.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
They don't word the word don't word.
Speaker 3 (19:14):
He worried.
Speaker 2 (19:14):
Let's meet the contestants. We got Kobe from loose Dale, Mississippi.
Good morning, Kobe, Hey body. Then you were playing Sandy
from Lexington, Kentucky. Good morning, Sanday, what that John Boy?
Speaker 1 (19:31):
Good morning?
Speaker 2 (19:32):
Alright boys Mississippi versus Kentucky sac showdown of wonderful things
to come come all right then, Kobe you on the
John Boys team Sanday with Tater today.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
Is never Sandy?
Speaker 5 (19:49):
Is that you?
Speaker 3 (19:51):
Yes?
Speaker 12 (19:51):
First?
Speaker 3 (19:51):
All right?
Speaker 12 (19:53):
Deal?
Speaker 1 (19:53):
All right then?
Speaker 2 (19:54):
So uh, Sandy, you relax, Tayy, you get a tap
of the words and me and Kobe will see what
we can put on the board.
Speaker 1 (20:04):
Suggestions. All right, Colby, are you ready? I'm ready? Okay,
start the clock now, get a hook and a bait
and I want to catch a.
Speaker 15 (20:16):
Yes.
Speaker 12 (20:17):
Uh huh oh.
Speaker 1 (20:18):
This is a guy that serves in the navy.
Speaker 12 (20:20):
He is a.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
Word another one pop by the pop by the what man? Yes, okay,
say thank you? And what the magic word? Say what
when you're asking blank? Yes? Please? All right?
Speaker 15 (20:41):
Now?
Speaker 1 (20:41):
This is you set behind this at work?
Speaker 14 (20:46):
Please?
Speaker 17 (20:47):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (20:47):
Please? Did I say that? Yes? After he said please
get me by the reason in there? I got another
three on the board. Call me good work with what
I gave you, buddy. Let's see what Sandy and Taylor
can do for round one. Ready, Sandy, Yes, sir, I'm.
Speaker 5 (21:11):
Ready and go students, sit down at a what Yes, hey,
what is your blank? What is your Christian blank? Your
mom gave it to you? Yes, you you're good.
Speaker 8 (21:29):
You carve this?
Speaker 14 (21:30):
Uh?
Speaker 5 (21:31):
You carve this at Halloween?
Speaker 1 (21:33):
This fruit?
Speaker 5 (21:34):
What do you carve?
Speaker 17 (21:35):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (21:37):
So, yeah, this is a rank in the in the military. Also,
the opposite of a minor is a what later yet
a girl?
Speaker 12 (21:47):
Ah?
Speaker 2 (21:47):
Right, well you but a four on the board to
take the lead by one. No, it's not over yet,
got another round to go.
Speaker 1 (21:59):
There's a were me and Colby really stepping up, right, Coby,
that's all right there? Do you get that up? All right?
Speaker 2 (22:08):
Start the clock now? TV show the Big blank theory?
Speaker 17 (22:14):
Yes?
Speaker 15 (22:15):
Uh?
Speaker 12 (22:15):
Huh.
Speaker 1 (22:16):
When you push this button and it makes it go away?
Push the blank button?
Speaker 12 (22:20):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (22:22):
What what do you do? You make something go away?
You you blanket?
Speaker 5 (22:28):
What?
Speaker 15 (22:29):
No? No? No?
Speaker 1 (22:33):
On a computer you move remove that word? Yes, yes,
all right, this is a class you would take with
test tubes.
Speaker 16 (22:45):
Suck, Jackie, and I felt compelled to jump in on
the computer question with your lack of experience.
Speaker 2 (22:54):
Yeah, well I was seeing into my head. Let's see
that a little delete, all right, Coby. Let's say we
got a five on the board. So here's what I hate,
waiting for Tayter to win.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
All Right, one will tie, Sandy, you get two and
you win. Are you ready?
Speaker 5 (23:11):
You taking the fun out of it?
Speaker 2 (23:15):
I know, all right, we'll trying to. I'm gonna listen
real close to what Sandy says. I'm taking yellows word
for because I heard a bunch of.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
Alright one the time.
Speaker 18 (23:29):
Last one.
Speaker 5 (23:29):
Oh shut up, go the class with test tubes and
you make exp laboratory. Now, but what's the class called?
It's a blank class. It's a math class.
Speaker 8 (23:43):
It's a class.
Speaker 5 (23:44):
Yeah, no, this is the.
Speaker 3 (23:48):
Biology class.
Speaker 5 (23:50):
No. I don't know how else to get you to
say this.
Speaker 18 (23:53):
Uh, this class.
Speaker 5 (23:57):
Middle And the word is like you blank your dress?
You have when you shorten your dress?
Speaker 8 (24:01):
You you do what to him?
Speaker 3 (24:04):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (24:04):
So the word is, oh, there's the Pleasa told me
whens before I was wrong.
Speaker 12 (24:16):
I loved it.
Speaker 1 (24:19):
I'm sorry, she said him class.
Speaker 2 (24:26):
Okay, let's say, Toby, did you happen to know the words?
Speaker 5 (24:31):
Kim?
Speaker 3 (24:31):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (24:32):
I don't you feel better about your other fan? Pare there? Sandy?
Good news? Sandy? You can play again anytime? All right,
I'm all right, thank you, I'm sorry, go ahead, Sandy, I.
Speaker 15 (24:49):
Just wanted to get y'all a big shout out to
my nephew, wild man Bill King to introduced me to
El several years ago.
Speaker 2 (24:56):
Well awesome, Sandy. Yeah, have y'all listen up in Lexington. Yeah,
swaitness on, hang on now, you got to get Kobe.
You a big old mount Holly Piggles prize back, head
down the loose Deale, Good game, son.
Speaker 3 (25:10):
Sweet, thank you.
Speaker 2 (25:11):
Shout out to Larry bo Stards.
Speaker 1 (25:13):
Got you boy. Yeah, you're taking credit for Kobe.
Speaker 5 (25:21):
Absolutely because that's the word you left off on.
Speaker 8 (25:24):
He got it.
Speaker 5 (25:25):
He knew it was chemistry.
Speaker 1 (25:25):
Because of my clues. You Oh got it. We'll give
you half a point?
Speaker 3 (25:30):
All right?
Speaker 1 (25:31):
That back up? Oh be half okay? If I laughed.
Speaker 2 (25:39):
Fuzz no click that on air contest button. If you
would like to be a part of this wordy word game,
because we have a lot lined up. Everybody clicks that
they want to play wordy words. Okay, let's say Eric
Moore out of Durham, North Carolina with today's bit request.
Eric says, glad football is back. Play that time, Mary
(25:59):
O tall you all about Monday night football? All right, Eric,
we'll do it next your morning Big shows on the radios.
Speaker 1 (26:31):
You'd like to hear it when you heard that funny
bit on the Big Show.
Speaker 2 (26:35):
We play a requests about this time every Monday through Friday.
Eric Moore from Durham, North Carolina, gainst today.
Speaker 7 (26:43):
Right the talk out.
Speaker 2 (26:46):
It's very old my childhood buddy moving from the green
room to the control room somewhat resistfully always.
Speaker 7 (26:57):
Because it involves moving.
Speaker 8 (27:00):
I try to tell people stay in the green Now.
Speaker 1 (27:04):
Mario has some thoughts on the Monday night football game.
Speaker 19 (27:07):
I'm you know the game we've seen that Monday night
against Atlanta and New Orleans. It was a big deal
that everybody was, you know, hyped up for it. Uh
first return back to the real Yeah, and everybody was
pumped up for it. The game was actually pretty good. Yeah,
(27:28):
but this pregame music deal so crying out loud. I mean,
you know, you think about the home place of jazz,
all the great jazz artists I have there that could
come back from Marcellus's and different people they get these
it's the first guy that comes.
Speaker 8 (27:46):
Out that sludge got what's his name?
Speaker 1 (27:48):
What you too?
Speaker 8 (27:49):
On YouTube guitars Guitar.
Speaker 7 (27:51):
Sludge sludging on the guys on the fishing damn.
Speaker 19 (27:58):
And he you know, he looks like a jack with
the boggain on and he figured him out. And then
you know, get this little mascared, Gothic looking rascal.
Speaker 8 (28:09):
Uh it looks like he's about fifteen about green Day,
Green Day.
Speaker 19 (28:13):
Yeah, And I said, you know, he hates America in England.
He ain't nothing he likes by America.
Speaker 8 (28:19):
He just hates it. And uh, I can't carry a
tune in a bucket. That boy can't sing a list.
Speaker 1 (28:26):
Didn't do it, oh sir.
Speaker 19 (28:27):
And then the final mister bonehead what's his name? He
comes on, Oh boy, and he this is the guy
that tells America that we're not paying enough to support
Africa and these different places. Listen, have you ever heard
the Marshall Plan when we we we built complete continent,
(28:50):
you know, And he's sitting there trying to tell us
how to spend.
Speaker 1 (28:54):
Monk giving us country in the world.
Speaker 8 (28:58):
And we ain't give enough. Plea he go to go
eat a potato over in Ireland and leave us alone.
Speaker 6 (29:04):
He's earned some money anyway. I don't see him right
in the checking You.
Speaker 8 (29:08):
Not a lick.
Speaker 19 (29:11):
I've had about all I can stand and he gets
a singing, and he's singing some New Orleans stuff that
don't make a lick of.
Speaker 1 (29:17):
Sent I mean, you too is the number one band
in the world.
Speaker 8 (29:22):
A right, Well they can be. You go somewhere else
in the world because this part of my world don't
get it.
Speaker 7 (29:28):
I would have bet one hundred dollars Merrio would never
come in here talking and the Marshall plan would come
up here. I'm repressed.
Speaker 19 (29:37):
I mean for crying out loud. These boys come over
here and try to tell us how to spend our money,
and then all we do is America is give, give, give,
And these people.
Speaker 8 (29:47):
Are telling us we not giving enough.
Speaker 6 (29:50):
Why don't we just stay home for the next fifty years,
just on everybody fund for himself.
Speaker 8 (29:53):
Hey, here's an American says one thing, kiss my butt.
Speaker 19 (29:58):
We dave about all we can Gil, you know, we're
tired of get That's something that's some of these other
spud eating risks guild.
Speaker 8 (30:09):
I mean, I you know, I can't figure it out.
Speaker 19 (30:11):
For crying out loud, for crying out loud, Green Day,
Oh please talking about giving money.
Speaker 6 (30:19):
Do you think they performed there for free?
Speaker 8 (30:21):
Oh no, no, you can bet they got paid.
Speaker 6 (30:24):
Yeah, and they didn't clean up the dress room when
they were done.
Speaker 8 (30:26):
Who would invite them?
Speaker 17 (30:27):
I don't know.
Speaker 8 (30:28):
I did invite them. I don't want to. You know,
ESPN needs to get get their minds together.
Speaker 2 (30:35):
What about Spike Lee in the booth talking about using
that to get on the president.
Speaker 8 (30:39):
Spike Lee, you know this is a football game. Football
ready for some football?
Speaker 3 (30:45):
Helloo?
Speaker 8 (30:46):
I mean, please just shut you out.
Speaker 6 (30:47):
We spend a little more time trying to make a
good movie.
Speaker 12 (30:50):
Uh.
Speaker 6 (30:50):
He would have to be setting in the booth of
the football games.
Speaker 8 (30:52):
Yeah, I just don't get it. Maybe I need to
go back in the country.
Speaker 6 (30:58):
I think you need to have a little one on
one time.
Speaker 1 (31:00):
It's quite late.
Speaker 8 (31:01):
Oh, he'd be light work. I couldn't get it. I
I carried to New York out of him.
Speaker 6 (31:12):
Would you have him dressing in pink?
Speaker 8 (31:14):
Oh, he'd be pink and just running like a girl.
Speaker 15 (31:19):
There is.
Speaker 1 (31:22):
There, he goes, Thank you very much, Mary.
Speaker 8 (31:25):
I'm gone agreement where I belong.
Speaker 13 (31:29):
I'm not a radio man.
Speaker 12 (31:31):
This is good.
Speaker 1 (31:33):
The back of the green maybe made a man ask
her nerd to be joining.
Speaker 2 (31:36):
It A little lady, good morning, Please show y'all hanging
(32:08):
with us this Monday morning.
Speaker 5 (32:11):
I just want to before you get into your your
bit fox thing, I just got to ask you, are
you going to eat that or what? Because he has
a he has an opened oatmeal round over here that's
like the size of my head and it keeps inching
closer and closer to me, and it's like got three
bites out of it. And if you don't want it,
I was looking at it all morning, but.
Speaker 1 (32:30):
I know, baby, you push it over there? The purpose
Eric Moore's fault, this bit request.
Speaker 6 (32:36):
I haven't been grabbing it.
Speaker 1 (32:37):
Want to get an oatmeal cookie on it?
Speaker 5 (32:40):
Just moving back.
Speaker 1 (32:44):
Let's start at one end. Then we'll meet like the
lady on the train, work.
Speaker 5 (32:49):
Our way around it.
Speaker 8 (32:50):
Okay, okay, let me.
Speaker 1 (32:55):
First.
Speaker 2 (32:55):
He has our feature the track for the Big Show,
bent box keyword for this, y'all.
Speaker 1 (33:04):
What's up?
Speaker 11 (33:05):
China is back baby with my number one brother from
a mentally disturberted mother, Carl Shiulders, And we're opening another
business right here in beautiful downtown Millsburg.
Speaker 13 (33:17):
Lay it on a baby, all right?
Speaker 3 (33:19):
Then?
Speaker 17 (33:20):
Everybody knows women likes to complain A good bit they
time two complaints.
Speaker 18 (33:25):
Is my fate heart and I forgot to buy beloney.
Speaker 13 (33:29):
Well, baby, we got you covered.
Speaker 11 (33:31):
Come on down to the grand opening of King Carl's
Feats's and Meets his Booty, the place.
Speaker 17 (33:37):
To go for top quality foot mastage and discount lunch beat.
Speaker 11 (33:41):
That's right, I team of qualified professionals will straight up
rubbed the grumpy out of them from your Latin club operas.
Speaker 18 (33:49):
I've got what they call problem fae.
Speaker 7 (33:51):
Are they good?
Speaker 13 (33:53):
Oh? Hell yes?
Speaker 11 (33:54):
We hire all cars slightly terrifying friends from the nervous
hospital who like feats, and I mean really like feats.
Speaker 13 (34:03):
They got that what you call foot's feetish.
Speaker 18 (34:06):
I don't know about that. Is it safe?
Speaker 17 (34:09):
Yes, ma'am.
Speaker 13 (34:10):
All our employees uh toutsy technicians.
Speaker 17 (34:15):
Toutsy technicians are heavily medicated for your protection. We have
a saying around the shop here. If they are drooling,
they ain't fooling there like little bitty Lambs.
Speaker 11 (34:27):
Yeah, if little Betty Lambs had a grip like King Kam.
But to be safe, we got them strapped into them
canniballect of masts and chained to the wall.
Speaker 13 (34:36):
Better safe than sorry.
Speaker 11 (34:37):
And by sorry, I mean some pretty young thing walking
around town with a nod off foot.
Speaker 15 (34:43):
Well, anybody can rub a fut. What makes you so special?
Speaker 17 (34:49):
I'm glad you asked.
Speaker 15 (34:50):
Bro.
Speaker 17 (34:50):
You ladies, that is a shame to your feet. I
can Carls's perfect for you.
Speaker 1 (34:55):
Damn straight.
Speaker 11 (34:57):
Don't matter how crusty, nasty, stinky, cheesy, funky and groceriss
your feet is.
Speaker 13 (35:03):
These windows love it.
Speaker 11 (35:05):
They'll take a belt sanda to them, thick yellow toenails,
just like that scene from Dumb and Dumbing.
Speaker 17 (35:11):
Don't go around with them thick cracked calluses. We'll have
a couple of fellers from the woodshop come in here
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