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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Good morning, bas shows on the radio, coming up, last rounds.
Word word, No, man, Let's don't do that right now.
Let's play beat Deblonne. We're all set up for that,
all right, hangl who's gonna win? Who's gonna win? Let
me know who won. In the line of the man
was right there and called in the race on the
Performance Racing Network, taking his victory lap before he steps
into the next phase of his life. It is Doug
(00:22):
Rice from the Performance Racing Network. Good morning, Doug.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Good morning, John Boy, thanks a bunch you. I had
a great time down at Atlanta Motor Speedway.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
I love the way that.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Track has been reconfigured. This was the third year for
the new style racing, the higher banking. It's sort of
a mini super Speedway now it races that way, and
I personally love it. I think it's the most fun
race I get to broadcast all year long. Joey Logano
want it. In the end, his teammate Ryan Blaney helped
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him out. They pushed and pulled each other to the
start finish line. Thought Daniel Suarez had a shot. He
wound up finishing third, so that really helps him in
the playoff chase.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
The big loser.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
I guess at Atlanta had to be Kyle Larson. He
came in the number one seed, crashed early on, finished
thirty seventh, and now he's just fifteen points above the
cut line. The way this works, you start out with
sixteen drivers, You'll race three races.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
The bottom four then are out of the playoffs.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
Right now, the bottom four are Brad Keselowski, Harrison Burton,
Martin TRUEX, Junior, Chase Briscoe. I Gibbs is in the
twelfth spot, and eleventh is Denny Hamlin. Just above him
is Kyle Larson. Hamlin had a horrible weekend. He qualified
last and they raced in the back.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
All day long. They just couldn't get going. So his
chances of winning.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
A title are starting to look pretty slim unless they
can turn something around. I mean, that's a good organization,
but they are having woeful luck this year.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
That is something with it so bad, like how do
they do that?
Speaker 2 (02:00):
And they got you know, they got hit with that
NASCAR penalty for opening up a sealed engine before NASCAR
had a chance to look at it. That cost him
ten playoff points and that really hurt. And then you
go to Atlanta and the car just doesn't run and
doesn't perform. They're they're in a tough spot. I mean
he could go to Watkins Glenn and win, or at
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Bristol where he's very very good in a couple of
weeks and maybe win. But and you hate to be
in a in a must win situation. On the other
side of things, Joey Logano will advance to the next
round of the playoffs. He is absolutely guaranteed that opportunity.
Ryan Blaney, Christopher Bell, Tyler Reddick of the top four
and those those four look pretty.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
Solid to be in the next round of the playoffs.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Man and headed toward Bristol, then that will be the cutoffs.
So for Joey, if he doesn't win again, how far
does that win take him into the next Well.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
It'll it'll take him to the next round.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
No matter what he does at Watkins Glenn or Bristol,
He'll be in the round of twelve. He's guaranteed. Anytime
you win one of these, you're guaranteed to advance to
the next round. Doesn't matter what your point standings are.
You win as a playoff driver, then you get into
the next round. So Joey's the one guy that can
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go to Watkins Glenn and to Bristol and doesn't really
have to worry.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
About being in the playoffs.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
Now he'll go and try to get some stage points
and some playoff points for sure. But you know they
can they can breathe a little bit easier than everyone else.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
And then the next three races Kansas, Talladega and Charlotte
and is that's going to be the Roval four hundred.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
I'm a big fan of the Roval. They've done a
couple of changes. By the way at Charlotte Motor Speedway.
The chicane along the front is a little bit tighter,
and they put a one hundred and eighty degree turn
going back up onto the oval parts, so they've they've
sexed it up a little bit. I think this the
track is going to race really well in about a month.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
All right, racing Watkins Glenn this weekend? Who and what
you looking at, Douck, Well, you look at.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
The road course guys, and you think, okay, maybe they've
they've got a shot. It's been a while since Chase
Elliott really showed up on a road course, so I
think he'll be tough. I think Christopher Bell and the
dark horse might be Austin Sindric. Austin's okay in the
playoffs right now, he's set seventh and he could make
a little bit of noise. Do want to say? Always
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always look at Kyle Larson. He's always good. And they
announced this week that Kyle will do the double again
next year. He will go to Indy and try to
run the Indianapolis five hundred, then come down to Charlotte
and run the six hundred. And they said if there
was weather problems or anything like that, the Charlotte race
is the priority. He will run in the six hundred
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no matter what happens. You know, last year with the
rain situation and when they got down here, the Coach
six hundred was canceled because of weather. And he can
get to run it at all, but the six hundred
will be the priority next year.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
All right, fun stuff. I love that, all right, Doug. Well,
thank you very much, buddy. You have a great weekend.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
All right, Johnny, we'll do take care, all right.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
My boy with you next week. Right now, let's play
I Beat the Blonde one eight hundred, big show. You
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Speaker 4 (06:18):
Ar.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
Contestant Billy from Columbia, South Carolina.
Speaker 5 (06:23):
Hello, Billy Boy, Good Moran, Johnny, good.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
Morning man, Welcome. All right, we're gonna ask dater some questions.
You agree or disagree whether you think she's owned or not? Billy,
you know how to do this thing. Yes, well, let's
start off with a true or false question. Okay, all right.
In the Himalayas, a wife shows respect for her husband's
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house gifts by going around topless during their visits in
the Himalayas.
Speaker 6 (06:58):
Yes, sure, she's topless, but argers than twelve bucks for
a glass of beer.
Speaker 4 (07:01):
You know.
Speaker 7 (07:04):
Hey, good guys, Yeah, yeah, true, yes, true, showing respect.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
It does really agree or that.
Speaker 4 (07:12):
Is not I disagree? That is not true.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Okay, and that was it is true our research scientist Randy,
I'm sure you got three at least three confirmations. That's
the way he doesn't it's true. All right now I'm going, oh,
there's a buzzer. So let's go to the nineteen seventies.
Marsen seventies, a Chinese cigarette company created a tobacco and
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nicotine free cigarette. What was it made from?
Speaker 8 (07:47):
Uh, crushed hopes and dreams?
Speaker 6 (07:53):
In the seventies, it was made from him from him?
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Yeah, all right, belly, do you agree or disagree with that?
Speaker 4 (08:05):
Well from nineteen seventies, I guess I'll agree.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
And you did with that one. And no, that was true.
I mean no, it was lettuce.
Speaker 8 (08:18):
Let us letus you're smoking lettuce.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
Yes, study show they were considerably more dangerous than normal cigarettes,
and they were a flop. What they did taste like
Macon smoking letters. Ah, belly, dog gone, it didn't win
the big prize. Pipe. We got a consolation for you, Jackie.
You's gonna hook you up, all right, thank you, Johnny,
you got it, boy. Why just jump out catch you
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up on your news. You go back to the presidential
race in twenty sixteen, a lot of good music came
out of day that some of the Jeff too good morning.
(09:29):
It's a big johnal Radio. Alrighty, Well, after the Clinton
Mamba of the nineties, they had us presidential raising twenty sixteen,
oh had covered that with the presidential mamba.
Speaker 9 (09:49):
One two, three, four five. Get ready for a bunch
of political jive. It's presidential season. Everybody's running for the
exact same reason. All the boys in the GOP want
to save us from President Hella rig They like to
ride around in a town card, but now it looks
more like a clown car. They say Obama ain't done Jack.
(10:14):
They say we need to take this country back. What
we need is a fresh new face. But look who's
in the race. A little bit of Huckabee, Southern Fried,
Chris Christie's Yankee Fight, a little bit of Rubio Jesus
Manic Ted Crews also Hispanic, a little bit of Jim
Bush Uphill cool Ran Paul is such a tool, Lindseig Grayam,
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what a hank?
Speaker 1 (10:41):
Oh Lord, here comes Donald Trump.
Speaker 5 (10:49):
Y'all better not.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
On the Democrat side. Ain't much to see.
Speaker 9 (10:58):
Nobody got a shot button he Lowie, she ain't real
good with email. Says the president ought to be female.
Her husband Bill likes to horror. Look out the back
for more. A little bit of Hillary in the race,
a little bit of Hilary scary face, a little bit
of Hilary talking trash, a little bit of Hillary dirty cash,
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a little bit of Hillary acting tough, A little bit
of Hillary is enough. A little bit of Hillary, may
I say a little bit of her goes along? Now,
(11:48):
I don't mean come off rude, but ever who wins,
we're probably screwed. Most of these suckers act the same,
like it's some kind of game. A little bit of
money on the side, a little bitty heart swelled up
with pride, a little bit of ego getting fed, but
a funny idea in your head. A little bit of
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power makes you mad, makes good folks turn out fad.
Whoever with your one you pick, don't be surprised if
they're uh, this honest person, what you' I'm gonna say it.
Speaker 4 (12:27):
Wait, I'm gonna turn this question from tarking long out simes.
I think they know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
Mimbo twenty sixteen, Good Thursday Morning, Big Shows on the radio,
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about twenty minutes away from Tate Entertainment News. Well, summer's
almost over and Hollywood's still putting out some big movies.
Here to tell us about the latest. Our resident film critic,
Rabbi Myron Bergstein. Welcome back, Rabbi.
Speaker 10 (13:23):
Shallowe me homies, watch happening.
Speaker 5 (13:26):
John Boyer was shaking with you, buddy, buddy, Who the
hell are you calling?
Speaker 10 (13:32):
Buddy? You don't I tied my calls. You don't invite me.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
Out to snot stick farm, Booger branch ranch, not Booger.
I watched the difference.
Speaker 5 (13:44):
And another thing, you never offered me refreshments when I
come in here. That's the very least you could do.
I come in here all type shit weather. I'm an
old man. You don't think I get tisties hungry, maybe
want a snack? Is that how you think your buddies?
Your bastard?
Speaker 1 (14:01):
Right? I'm sorry, so you can I offer you some refreshments?
Speaker 10 (14:05):
No, I'm good?
Speaker 1 (14:06):
All right? What'd you say this time? I went the
Shee the Big sequel.
Speaker 5 (14:11):
Everybody's talking about Beagle Grease, beagel grease, beetle juice, beetle juice.
Speaker 10 (14:17):
Can we talk about your moonshine?
Speaker 1 (14:19):
Halftime?
Speaker 10 (14:19):
Don I'm sorry, and you never offered me any of
that either.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
Would you like some?
Speaker 4 (14:23):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (14:23):
Thanks?
Speaker 10 (14:24):
I got Sturno at home.
Speaker 5 (14:26):
So I'll tell you what. I was really excited to
see thish movie. So did you see the first one?
The first Beagle Grease Beetlejuice movie?
Speaker 1 (14:37):
Bend?
Speaker 7 (14:38):
Was this?
Speaker 1 (14:38):
I think about nineteen eighty eight?
Speaker 5 (14:41):
Oh great, And now I got to go back and
watch That's I can figure out what I just saw.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
Dolls. How did you like this one?
Speaker 7 (14:49):
I don't know.
Speaker 10 (14:50):
I think I liked it.
Speaker 5 (14:52):
It was a probably wild right, I can tell you
that that's what you get from the director. He's the
guy that did the Peepiece, huge expedition. It's like spending
two hours in a Carnival funhound.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
Well that was the cast good.
Speaker 5 (15:05):
I guess nobody stood a chance against Beagel Grease. He
stole the show. Played by one of the greatest actors
alive today, Michael Jordan's Michael Keaton. Who Michael Keaton? I
thought that was Spartacus's kid who married that smoking hot
Spanish chick who's forty years younger than he is.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
That's Michael Belglass.
Speaker 5 (15:28):
I thought that was the fat show in the windbreaker
who makes propaganda movies no one watching.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
That's Michael Moore.
Speaker 10 (15:34):
I thought that was the pothead Olympic swimmer.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
That's Michael Phelps.
Speaker 5 (15:39):
I thought that was the singer who bleached his skin
and like little kids. That's Michael Jackson. I thought that
was the insane guy who eats ears. There's Mike Tyson.
I thought that was the gross candy they still make
but no one admits to eating. That's Mike and Ike.
So who the hell am I thinking of Michael Keaton?
(16:01):
He should have married someone in his own hey, if
he could find someone still alive.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
Now, what do you think?
Speaker 5 (16:07):
I think he probably picked her up on the streets
of San Francisco the movie. Oh well, I'm gonna say
four out of five yarmickers, but that could either go
up or down depending on what I see the first one.
I mean, what have you been doing for thirty five years?
Did you just forget? Did you have a stack of
other terrible crap you just had to do first? Did
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you get all hopped up on goof and doll and
lose track of time?
Speaker 10 (16:32):
Your bastards? You see the kind of factory been having?
Speaker 1 (16:35):
The watch?
Speaker 10 (16:36):
And thank you so much?
Speaker 5 (16:37):
For taking time out of your busy schedule to make
a movie that so many people apparently wanted to see.
Go back to Pepstein's Island. You're duped up, perverts. They'll
be just fine. There's plenty of here on stuff watch
for you. Decide what garbage to make next?
Speaker 1 (16:53):
What do I know?
Speaker 10 (16:54):
Go in peace your jack ass, Just be sure to
see him that Nay, it's cheap.
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Speaker 8 (19:17):
I do need to pass on some sad news.
Speaker 6 (19:19):
Don't know if you've heard it yet, but legendary actor
James Earl Jones passed away. He's at passed away at
the age of ninety three. He was born Todd Jones
on January seventeenth and nineteen thirty one in rural Mississippi,
and as you know, he was the voice of Darth
Vader went on to other wonderful roles. The best thing
I saw him in was Big Bang Theory. In the
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Big Bang Theory, he and Sheldon like went out on
the town for the Ninth Man. Oh yeah, and Doorbell
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They acted like high school kids to the whole thing,
and it was awesome. So James Earl Jones passed away.
Jennifer Lopez and Ben you know they're getting a divorce.
(20:01):
If you've heard about that, well, they've got a lot
of things to score up because they did not have
a pre nup, and so they're fighting over this thirty
eight thousand square foot mega mansion. It's got them just
all in turmoil because they're asking sixty eight.
Speaker 8 (20:15):
Million for this money pit.
Speaker 6 (20:17):
And both of them hate the house and have probably
talked about how they hate the house, and so that's
really helping say, this.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
Is a twist. They're willing to give the other one
the house.
Speaker 6 (20:26):
Is that no, no, no, no, it's just it's they're
they're fighting over this. It's a huge asset between the
two of them, and they both dislike the house and
they want sixty eight million for the house, and they're
not getting it Like they did some private to some
private buyers, they weren't interested, so they had to go
public with it. So for sixty eight million, you will
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get twelve bedrooms, twenty four bathrooms, a guest house, a
separate living quarters for housekeeping staff, grounds crew, and nannies.
Speaker 8 (20:54):
According to People magazine.
Speaker 1 (20:56):
Goats there, that's where they are.
Speaker 8 (21:01):
And then there's another setback for this, uh, this megapit.
Speaker 7 (21:05):
Uh.
Speaker 6 (21:05):
The estimated California property tax exceeds four hundred thousand dollars,
So that's about a thousand bucks a day to have
this this house.
Speaker 8 (21:17):
So good lucky, crazy kids. I'm glad you thought it through.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
I don't know if they're doing this with real estate.
Do you have a company that would do that? Oh,
we hate this house.
Speaker 8 (21:27):
You know, it's not really helping them.
Speaker 6 (21:29):
I mean it's all over People magazine, you know, in
Variety that that their people are making these quotes. You know,
she she compromised to get the mansion, and he hated
it because it just was too time consuming for him
to get to La or this house.
Speaker 1 (21:41):
Why don't they call that obnoxist dude, it'll just write
them a check.
Speaker 8 (21:52):
You don't have to listen, you don't have to clean it.
We'll buy it.
Speaker 6 (21:56):
Speaking of money, Prince Harry is in a pretty good way.
He will celebrate his four tieth birthday this weekend and
he will be eight million dollars richer. Why well, his
great grandmother, his great grandmother established a trust fund for
each of her great grandchildren and at each milestone they
will get a tax free lump sum. So he received
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six million upon turning twenty one. Maybe why he went
little cuckoo there in Las Vegas. Then he'll get another
eight million on the fifteenth.
Speaker 8 (22:27):
A royal watcher.
Speaker 6 (22:28):
Explained, quote, eh, there's a trust fund set up in
order for the Queen mother to pass down a slice
of her estate down in a tax efficient way.
Speaker 8 (22:36):
According to the Daily.
Speaker 1 (22:37):
Mail, Mommy, I'm leaving the ghetto.
Speaker 6 (22:40):
Me whatever would I do? When do I get by
eight million? So Megan should be very happy. That'll settle
some of their worries that they've been having here in America.
Speaking of money, Selena Gomez, you know Selena Gomez. H
all right, all right, she is the newest billionaire. According
to Bloomberg, She's worth an estimated one point three billion dollars.
Speaker 8 (23:01):
She is thirty two years old.
Speaker 6 (23:02):
She has a beauty line, a makeup line called Rare Beauty,
and that has propelled her financial empire. As you know,
she's a music, acting and a beauty brand mogul and
is an Instagram influencer with more than for for for
four hundred million followers.
Speaker 8 (23:17):
Apparently that's very lucrative. That so congratulations to.
Speaker 1 (23:23):
And none of that would ever happen if she was
born ugly? Do you think she could? Okay, now he's experience.
Speaker 6 (23:36):
Are you saying that your makeup line did not really lie.
Speaker 1 (23:42):
She was ugly?
Speaker 4 (23:43):
Is that what?
Speaker 1 (23:44):
Yeah? Job?
Speaker 8 (23:48):
Please people.
Speaker 6 (23:51):
Ryan Seacrests officially began his Will of Fortune duties. NBC
is reducing Jimmy Fallon's workload. The Tonight Show will air
repeat on Friday nights. Like his competitors Jimmy Kimmel and
Stephen Colbert, they only have.
Speaker 8 (24:04):
A four day work week. Friday is always a rerun.
Speaker 6 (24:07):
Well there, yeah, yeah, they're just running out of you know,
people are watching clips and things online, so they kind of,
you know, kind of went into the technology and like
you know, want.
Speaker 8 (24:17):
To get exposure.
Speaker 6 (24:18):
And now it's kind of like now, we can't really
pay for the product.
Speaker 8 (24:21):
Good luck everybody for.
Speaker 1 (24:23):
The stage trying to be funny. Thank you very much. Baby.
Let's get us a winner. Let's play wordy Word. Here
we go one eight hundred Big Show. You told free
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ain't happy.
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I had everybody's head about the bed.
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The bigger wordy word than a word he word. Let's
meet her contestants. We got Justin from Church Hill, Tennessee.
Good morning, Justin, Good morning, John boy, Buddy, welcome. Hey.
We got Frank Frank from Humboat, Tennessee. Good morning, Frank,
good morning, per five collar. All right, well, let's move Frank,
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all right, Justin, you've been on before bar.
Speaker 11 (26:01):
No, I'm first time callers supposedly, but y'all just the
first time answered.
Speaker 1 (26:06):
Okay, that works. We're good baby. Boys. Here is playing
some wordy word Frank, your own team, Tater, Justin on
the john boy and middle of side. Two rounds, thirty
seconds each. You got the word tab the dact tape tick.
All right, Frank, you relax me and Justin? All right, Justin?
Are you ready? Yeah? Okay, start the clock now, hem
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and that bugget. It's time to blank the chickens throw
some out. Yeah, no, no, you gotta they gotta eat, queen.
You know they gotta eat. You blank the chickens with
seed you eat? Yes, Oh man, let's do something. I
am so blank when you're not, you're just don't you
want to do something? There's yes, uh huh, all right,
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you clean these out spiders have them in old houses? Yeah?
What kind of webs they blank? Blank spider web? No,
blank webs like corn on the water. Yes, that's it,
that's it, all right. We had to work for those
mast good work there. Justin three on the board. All right,
Frank and Taylor for your round one ready, Frank, yes, sir,
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and go.
Speaker 6 (27:14):
Football players really good ones. Make it into the blank
of fame. Yes, sir, this is a you might have
a speaker blank. This is what hooks up your speaker
to the tuner. Gotta have some of this.
Speaker 4 (27:29):
Uh.
Speaker 6 (27:30):
Yes, you do this with a baseball cards when you're
a kid. Give me your this one and I'll give
you that one. What they call that? You also do
it with stocks. Yep, you're morbidly blank means you're morbidly
fat your yes, all.
Speaker 1 (27:47):
Right, Well, put the old bis over there for four
on the board. Frank leads by one. All right, justin
let's see what we can do on round two. Dell buddy,
alrighty okay, them starting to clock now on a hot dog,
mustard chilian onion? No another one?
Speaker 4 (28:07):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (28:07):
No? Know a cabbage, cabbage, cabbage, No, no, a black
burger no. Everything you said, everything except this muster chilian musard. No,
you make this out of cabbage? What do you make?
Speaker 9 (28:26):
Cold?
Speaker 7 (28:27):
What?
Speaker 10 (28:27):
Cold?
Speaker 1 (28:28):
Slow?
Speaker 4 (28:29):
All right?
Speaker 1 (28:30):
Rhymes with it. The dog has four of these, Paula,
that's my beds. I think everybody has a hot dog
like me. If it's not onion, it's got to be slaw.
You know, it's act. You know, ja what do we
do to a five? Alright, dog on it? Frank and
Tater one will tie to will win.
Speaker 8 (28:52):
It's the explaining that.
Speaker 1 (28:56):
Then just leave it. But when I do that was
a yes? Uh huh? Tom oh yeah, well not often. Yeah,
you gotta get a bell, right, yes, uh huh? Thanks love?
Speaker 7 (29:11):
All right?
Speaker 1 (29:11):
Where where is Frank one yet?
Speaker 7 (29:13):
No? Oh?
Speaker 12 (29:14):
God?
Speaker 6 (29:15):
Ready go h This is another name for a basement
is down in the wine?
Speaker 1 (29:21):
Blank?
Speaker 3 (29:22):
Ller?
Speaker 8 (29:22):
Uh huh? You have a wagon?
Speaker 6 (29:25):
Blank? It's the circular thing, a wagon. Yes, for the way, O, justin?
Speaker 1 (29:34):
Dog going it? My bad buddy, dog, go on it, Jackie,
you get justin again. We're gonna try again down the road.
All right, Hey, let me give a shout out right quick?
All right? You go ahead.
Speaker 11 (29:45):
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If you're ever in the South Houston Lake area, they're
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Speaker 1 (30:00):
You seem wow awesome, justin good So I feel like
you did trying to win. You got and there some
good people.
Speaker 11 (30:09):
Thank God bless you all, and God bless you.
Speaker 1 (30:11):
Mir got you buddy, thank you, and Frank look at
you over Humbo getting you big old prize pack for you,
victory buddy, good.
Speaker 3 (30:18):
Game, Thank you all so much.
Speaker 7 (30:22):
I may.
Speaker 1 (30:24):
Good morning. I know I should have said Cole blank
for slaw earlier? Did you did? Right at the end,
I go, yeah, I'm going okay, I'm gonna let it
go all right here, I'm moving on with my life.
Y'all quit bringing it up, okay. Bit requests of the
morning from Rick Harper, Knoxville, Tennessee. All right, third Tennessee
boy here on the big show in a matter of minutes.
(30:46):
When I lost with one of them on the wordy
words just a couple of minutes ago, you couldn't get.
Rick Gouy says, you guys feel like playing the dear costume?
Speaker 10 (30:56):
Sure you do?
Speaker 1 (30:57):
Please? You got it? Rick coming up next. That's a
(31:24):
big show on the radio. Another one for slow when
I was saying a blank burger like a slow burger
from the Kentucky Head on her song that popped in
my head, Get a slowburger, coke and a bottles get
when they went down to Dumas.
Speaker 8 (31:38):
Walkers snow, I don't know that one.
Speaker 1 (31:41):
What did the slow burger should have waited the burgers
hot dog? Okay, now I'm done us that that requests
Rick Harborm Knoxville Tones. See here you go. Rick was
all cheer up, Hello, that's hard all alive?
Speaker 4 (32:00):
I want a fighter beat Not right now?
Speaker 1 (32:02):
John boy middle here, Buddy White.
Speaker 4 (32:04):
There are you? Beg on?
Speaker 1 (32:05):
Harry?
Speaker 4 (32:06):
No driving, no talking, no trumpet playing? He haul looking firmer.
Speaker 1 (32:11):
Not much man? What's up with you and Delbert?
Speaker 4 (32:13):
Well it went deer hunting over the weekend.
Speaker 1 (32:15):
Oh you did well? How'd you do?
Speaker 4 (32:19):
But never come out of it with only minor injuries? Well?
Speaker 1 (32:23):
What happened?
Speaker 4 (32:24):
Well it started back middle of last week. Debortt went
to this new off price hunting and fishing warehouse joint
that just opened up in the strip mall byt a
mile from here. Come in the house, caring this big
old deer crush you you want him? Deals where one
fella plays ahead in the front legs, another fella hunches
over and plays her in.
Speaker 1 (32:41):
I got you, yeah.
Speaker 4 (32:42):
I says. Whatn't a wide world of sports is that's
supposed to be? He says, this. Here's the Honky Devinport
Dear hunting rig also comes with the bottle of Honkey's
Extra Strength Doze Spent Extract. You just spike a little
bit on you and the deer can't resis you looking on?
The lay? Says it's like high karate for the venison step.
(33:04):
I said, well, then what's the soup fur? He says, Well,
the extract gets her tention and the costume draws a
mount in the wood. I said, you mean like when
bugs Bunny dresses up like a girl. The full Elmer Fudd.
That is about the stupidest idea I ever heard him alife.
And keep in mind, I've known Devor for putting there
twenty five years, so I've heard some dumb Yeah, he says,
(33:25):
Now look here, hockey damn part has been the American
Buck Association Southeast in original chimpon for four straight years.
As hair is science, I says, Deborah, there ain't no
way I'm gonna get inside that day kind thing with
you out in the middle of the wood. He says, Oh,
you ain't got no vision. You're like him Fellers that
laughed at Galileo when he invented the printing press, I
(33:45):
said you it is Galileo didn't invent the printing press.
He discovered penicillin. So Debard says, well, just come on
out with me for one hour. If it don't work,
we'll get rid of it. I says, well, all right,
I'll do it, but only if I get to beat
the head. Never says done. So early Saturday morning, we
get up to the spot and Devert brings out the
costume that little jugger Honkey's dear juice splashes it on us,
(34:10):
and we zip up in the suit and go oud
in the clearing. Let me tell you something, Honkey Devenport
has bottled him up some nasty smelling. Darn't you? Oh
it was plumb off, I says Deborah. My eyes is burning.
He says, I'm not like how you can tell it's
a working. Can't you see any bucks chat? I said, bucks,
(34:30):
I can't hardly see my rest walk talked about five
minutes for us adjust to the smell. Just inn heard
this twig snap, Never says what was happen? I turned
my head around, picked out the eye horse. There it was,
I says, I'll be that gum. It's a twelve point
buck nights and two. Deborah says, what's he doing? I said,
he's standing about three for her from that tree. The
(34:52):
one of our rifles is leaning up. Again says, okay,
stay cold. Here's a plan. We'll kindly stroll across the
clearing and draw him out of the brush, and then
we'll circle back around behind him and grab the gun.
How's that sound, I said, sounds per dank stupid to me,
but let's go. So we go, sashing across the clearing
(35:12):
in this big old deer suit, like a couple of
Shriners in the Christmas parade. Debard says, look back, can
you see him? I said, yeah, he's a coming right
for us. He says, well, keep going another ten or
twelve yards. I says, I ain't sure we got ten
or twelve yards. He's coming kindly fast. Dever says, okay,
let's circle back toward the guns. I said, no, we
got to run for it. On zipp is thing? Get
(35:33):
us out of here. Dever says, I can't the zipper stuff.
Is he still coming? I says yeah, And he's a
picking up speed too. He says, I can get it open.
Wasn't well, we're gonna do I says, well, I'm gonna
start eating some grass. You might want to brace yourself.
Speaker 1 (35:56):
These minor injuries, dever got Hey, look.
Speaker 4 (35:58):
Trust me, you don't want to There's not gonna run here. Men,
Marlon Turkins is fictioning to go to work. You're gonna
say later on? Yeah, well, well you tell him. I said,
you'll know what you mean, y'all. Keep it straight up?
Speaker 12 (36:10):
All right, good morning, Big Show's on the radio.
Speaker 1 (36:41):
Here a few more minutes. Feature track for this Thursday,
September twelfth. Key words Gator at the Big Box, when
you hit the Big Show dot com, John Boynmilly Yo, mad,
very nice?
Speaker 10 (36:56):
How you doing man?
Speaker 7 (36:57):
I'm mad?
Speaker 4 (36:58):
You idiot?
Speaker 1 (36:59):
How mad?
Speaker 7 (37:00):
I'm madding? Robert d Rayford in the middle of the
million Marge, Oh, I'm I'm sorry to hear that.
Speaker 10 (37:06):
What's the problem?
Speaker 5 (37:07):
Man?
Speaker 1 (37:07):
You got something?
Speaker 7 (37:08):
There's this idiot that keeps interrupting me when.
Speaker 1 (37:11):
I'm trying to make a point.
Speaker 7 (37:13):
If I didn't know better, I'd say he was testing
to Spiner. Gabby, will you do me a favor? Shut up? Okay,
you shut up, let me talk for a second.
Speaker 1 (37:22):
All right, Okay, thank you?
Speaker 7 (37:25):
Well, do you hear the EEOC has decided what this
country needs is men waiting on tables at Hooters.
Speaker 4 (37:36):
Hooter guys.
Speaker 7 (37:37):
Yeah, oh, lar's.
Speaker 4 (37:39):
A good idea.
Speaker 10 (37:40):
Huh buh.
Speaker 7 (37:43):
Let's see says here right here, hooters policy of hiring
only women to wait tables amounts to sexual discrimination. Well
work you, parky squad card Dick Tracy saying, look the
name of the place, it's Hooter. Let me get this straight.
We're two hundred billion dollars in the hole. The government
(38:06):
just ran out of money and they sent all the
non essential workers home for a week. But the Hooter's
lawsuit is going full speed of hate. Oh oh, don't
send him. Government people's working on that Hooters lawsuit home.
Oh this is essential being. Oh bud. What happened is
four guys from Chicago sued Hooters because they wouldn't give
(38:29):
them a job. Now what's that all about? What kind
of man would even want to work at Hooters? My
then about to run America? Remember you heard it here first?
I mean, what isn't with these liberal pen heads? First
they started trying to take guns away from everybody except
(38:49):
the criminals, and then they wanted to take cigarettes out
of Nascar, and now they want to get women out
of Hooters, lost their time to draw a line in
the same they finally go too far. Hey, I ain't
even been to Hooters but once in my life. They
ain't even got one where I live, but there's always
(39:10):
a chance they might build one. I don't feel better
just no one is there, you know, Hooters kind of
like a gun.
Speaker 10 (39:16):
I'd rather have it, not need it than need it.
Speaker 1 (39:20):
If they build one, I.
Speaker 7 (39:21):
Don't want to see no pressy boy with orange shorts
tugged up his button, the type T shirt. Like I said,
Hooters girls they get out there and hula hoop for
you sometime. The guys that get out there picking their seats,
old man, are got a witch.
Speaker 4 (39:35):
I know how it is.
Speaker 1 (39:36):
That's the way we are now.
Speaker 7 (39:38):
I can see Hillary in the government, you know, not
liking Hooters, and some of the mos ugly women she
got up there working with her. The one I can't
figure out is Bill, you know, President Clinton. Women with
big boob serving French fries and chicken weeed sits like
gotta be right up his where they're trying to put
boys in Hooters.
Speaker 13 (39:59):
I picture Bill standing in the doorway like George Wallace
when they desegregated the University of Alabama. You got that,
no man, so let me review tops man working at Hooters.
Speaker 7 (40:13):
Oh Jays Hannahson, Tam Wilson's right, It's a sorry world,
John nor Billy, Yeah, I have a nice day.
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